Ep 79 - Warrior Technology w⧸ Tyler Janke
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 30 minutes
Words per Minute
204.80258
Hate Speech Sentences
214
Summary
Toad of Nothing and Cole join us to talk about 9/11, buttholes, and how much dried semen you have in your butthole. Also, we talk about how much semen you can have in a shower.
Transcript
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Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're unruly ferrets.
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You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this,
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We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane.
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Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck.
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If you're here with us today and you're one of our fans,
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We're supposed to have Jenny Trill or Lenny Chills or Benny Hill.
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You know, Benny Hill is like 1920s comedy shit.
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Every time I saw a video, I was like, oh, it's me.
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I was out for two weeks for internet problems and then moving.
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And they were like, no, you can just join in at your parents'.
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I was like, they usually go to church on Wednesdays.
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They can be at church while you're on here calling everybody a faggot.
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And saying, talking about buttholes and how we like to suck dick.
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I think we might get Tyler here in a little bit.
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But yeah, Benny had, I guess, some scheduling issues.
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I think he did the old, oops, I thought it was another week type thing.
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Which, if anyone has been in the game for a minute, it happens.
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You know, don't make a habit of it, you know, people.
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I mean, luckily this show isn't a show that's super guest heavy.
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Although the bulk of whatever success we have is probably relying on guests.
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You were about to be like, we have Toad here tonight.
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You know what, actually, I'm just going to fuck around, dude.
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You being gone, Cole, really made us realize that you were the glue that held this shit together.
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I didn't watch the video because I never watch our podcast.
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Because I'm like, it's not like having a collegiate skanks, whatever.
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But whenever Lewis isn't there, it's definitely a weird fucking vibe.
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I mean, Dave has gone soft since he's become a father.
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But Cole, you are the dried semen that holds our buttholes together.
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Oh, how much, actually, how much dried semen do you have to, like, how much cum you have to have to actually seal a butthole, though?
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Yeah, you have to, like, you would have to, I feel like, because, well, you know, what you should do, pour hot water on it.
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I don't know if you ever jerked off in the shower.
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But, like, that hot water hit, and the shit gets sticky as fuck.
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Isn't me or, like, jerking off the shower not that great, though?
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Something about the water running over my dick.
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It is, like, and your dick feels great afterwards.
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And so, like, and they don't, because they lather, and they're supposed to stay lathered up, it doesn't go away the entire time.
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It's not like, everybody else needs lotion, but lotion, you have to constantly get more lotion.
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The problem with the conditioner, though, is it runs out.
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You don't have to use a lot, and it foams up, and it's great.
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I use conditioner as shaving cream in the shower.
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See, I know what Cole's talking about, because I have a hairy dick, and I have to shave it.
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Like, even, like, with a manual razor, I've got to shave the rest of the dick.
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So, no, and they really like it when it, like, starts growing back a little bit, because then my dick turns into, like, a barbed dildo.
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I don't know why, but somehow the topic, I don't know how it came up when I was a kid.
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Somehow the topic of that came up, and I don't know, like, my family somehow knew I did, or I alluded to it, or something.
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Yeah, and my mom's like, why are you doing that?
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Before I got married, like, that shit would, like, every other day, shave that shit.
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Like, I had to be ready for game time all the time.
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You can't have a full Italian bush, and you can't be, like, shaved all the way down.
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Because the last time I had a bush was in basic training, and, like, because you didn't really
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But I just remember by the end, I'd be like, this shit is so fucking gross.
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So, by the end, when I shaved, I was like, oh, God, that feels so good.
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I feel like if I ever do shave, I always get so much, like, not razor burn, but the, like,
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friction burns, like, in between my thighs, because there's no hair there.
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Like, because I don't feel like putting baby power up my ass every fucking day just to...
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Wait, why would you need a baby powder up your ass?
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You have a clean-shaven butthole, like, you get, like...
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I'm talking about, like, at least, like, we're, like, in between, like, the, like, like...
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Yeah, when you shave your butthole, you get, like, real swamp-ass, dude.
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It is just, like, a cheese grater is what your ass has become, you know?
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That's the thing is, I've heard most, though, it's kind of, like, it's just...
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Especially, like, if the women are shaved, like, it's just, like...
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It's basically, like, little, like, needles just scratching them, basically, every pump.
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Dude, do you actually get blowies with a bush, though?
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I mean, you're too early in the relationship to be saying that.
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It's so hard to cum when there's no areolas to get me going.
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She's pregnant, so she must have them now, I think.
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You put actual pepperoni slices on there just so you have the visual.
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Someone asked, who do we think is the biggest taint?
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They said, like, the one people who have higher testosterone tend to have larger taints.
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And the taint size has been reduced over the years.
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Now you're measuring what's between the dick and the ass.
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And the larger the taint, technically, the more man you are, basically.
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The taint-to-manliness ratio would be a direct, like, comparison.
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It's just basically the bigger the taint, the bigger the man.
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It's like, if you look at the line for, like, civil rights and then abortion, you know?
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They're directly proportionate as opposed to indirectly.
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Welfare state, going from reputable black men to niggers.
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I'm just saying, like, I don't have any frame of reference.
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Or to just the outside of the little brown star there?
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Like, where they kind of start to wrinkle up, you know?
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Yeah, it's actually the point at which the thing goes, whoop, like that, you know?
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Well, now, what if you have a loose butthole from taking a lot of dick in there?
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Because the butthole kind of starts creeping more into the taint?
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I bet he makes his wife, like, not completely bald.
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because you're more, like, streamlined that way.
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Like, you have to, like, cross paths every once in a while.
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Like, I can't tell you how many times, like, as I was military,
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But, like, there is, like, some funny jokes there
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Or are you just going to judgmentally look at us?
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Dude, I always hate it whenever we get these, like, military porn movies
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where, like, you know, they glorify the shit out of it.
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Because it is, like, you do realize, like, yeah, sure,
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But it's, like, these are dudes who are, like, the top of the top,
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and it's, like, that is not the everyday experience whatsoever.
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Like, yeah, the Coast Guard sure has some badasses,
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but, like, the vast majority of them are just, you know, a joke.
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But I feel like the Coast Guard is way less worse than any of the other branches
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because they literally, the biggest thing they do is actually just helping save people.
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It would be, like, really crazy if they actually did.
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Oh, Tyler, we did ask you before because you couldn't hear us.
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That doesn't think since cycling days, correct?
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No, no, that's just, no, that was from the days when I was single.
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Well, see, because this is a booty call, we had to ask that question first because if
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Maybe the only thing I ever learned is if you've got all this bush going on, you cut it, suddenly
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You don't have this mirage, so you're like, hello, I literally just gained how many inches?
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But when you're married already, what the fuck does it matter?
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Dude, Cole, you think your wife wants to, like, rummage around your pube forest to try
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It really goes to, though, being, do you ever have these conversations with your girlfriend
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And I'm like, well, maybe, but I wouldn't be with you.
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I told her, I remember this, we had a conversation and I said something about, she was like, what
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if I got fat when we got married or something like that?
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And I was like, well, then I would, like, ask you to come to the gym with me.
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So I was just like, because basically, it just would be like, hey, you're fat and ugly
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So I'd be like, no, hey, hey, you want to go to the gym?
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Let's just start, like, hitting up the gym a bit.
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But, which I feel really bad because she hears this.
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We just started going back to the gym this week and she's pregnant.
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I keep, every time she talks about, like, feeling fat, I go, you know, some women lose weight
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Do you know that Serena Williams was six months pregnant and won Wimbledon?
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It's a vacuum because this is, this is my, I work from home now.
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Should you at least get some land in the move or?
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So you're literally got, have no land and are living in some sort of trailer?
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But hey, it's like, it'll be, it'll be either like $0 a month or like 200 bucks a month.
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The economy is going to crash and I'm going to be in a trailer.
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You live in a trailer house and your lady's pregnant.
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Well, as, as we discussed last week, we don't know which one of us is actually the father.
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And also it was my, I think it was, it was my great grandfather's trailer too.
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So I'm moving into like a trailer, like old people lived in for like, and they bought it the year I was born.
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And it's like just old people lived in it the entire time.
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What's the, what's the, the, the, your, what is it?
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Trailer house or trailer park or whatever it is.
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What's the, the, the, the, the Crips tour, you know, the, the, the MTV Cribs or Crips or whatever it is that I'm really old, but what's the Cribs?
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Somebody turn on one of those like sound makers you play at night, you know, say a background sound.
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Top, we, we, we started talking about the taint stuff.
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Uh, so we just got, we just got really just dipped into it about just, you know, who has
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Well, I know something that did be clarified that was, what is the taint?
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Is it from, I guess it, we got the base of the balls.
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But does it go to the center of the butthole or the wrinkly outside part of the butthole?
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Now, the taint is clearly between the butthole and the balls.
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And it actually doesn't even include some of the balls.
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And where does the butthole and the taint begin?
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Like, it has, like, that, like, skin that kind of, like, blends into it.
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Yeah, these are the questions that try men's holes.
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And mine is exceptionally rough and ready because of all my days of riding on a bike.
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Oh, Top, that was the other thing we asked Tyler.
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I feel like Top, being a Puerto Rican, does not shave.
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Oh, I thought you were going to say being a Puerto Rican does shave because he's always
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Well, you got to take your bald skin and stretch it out and then just like...
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And then later in the night, you'd be like, what's up?
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The days when you're like, I'm going to get that pussy at night.
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Like, that's when you're like, you'd more likely strike out.
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I'm pretty sure Tyler scheduled his pussy nights.
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I'm in a weird position where if I'm in the mood, it happens.
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Up against the wall, usually, with a zipper mask and a gag ball.
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I think this is the mistake that we've all made.
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He came into this and he has her expecting that.
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He's got the George Clooney gray hair going on.
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He actually has like some weird like fucking like Jose's like commanding officer kind of
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Jose's got the 80s drift going on there with the hair.
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I thought you were going to say Biff from Back to the Future.
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I had the slick back when I first started and then I shaved it and then now I'm bringing
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Actually, I remember you put that up to a vote in the chat.
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I don't need, I don't need to be dealing with this gay ass hair.
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I'm back to, you know, normal life to some extent.
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I'm growing my hair like, like a normal person.
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You're shit like naturally jerry curls basically, doesn't it?
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So wait, if your hair becomes that curled, your pubes become even curler than that.
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I feel like that looks super sick with like a jerry curl looking mullet thing.
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Oh, you, you have the, uh, the Deion Sanders look from the nineties, dude.
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And get the, uh, get it like, get it with the, um, because he put like the gel in it
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And start like cutting, cutting the bellies off all my t-shirts.
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It's just, you have to get absolutely jacked though.
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That's the only thing you have to get out there to get absolutely fucking jacked.
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They have, you got to have like the turtle shell six pack.
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Now I bet young Tyler probably had the best legs out of all of us though.
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Biker's legs are way too, the thighs on bikers.
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They're a little bit more muscly than runner legs.
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It's those guys that do the, uh, the indoor speed cycling.
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It's not necessarily drag racing, but they go around in circles and like race each other.
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I think he's a German guy and his leg is about two of mine, but not a joke.
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And you could honestly, I'm going to look it up because it's, you got to see this.
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And actually I was watching, um, this, this weekend, the world games was on, which is
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like, um, it's basically the Olympics for all the sports that are kind of like, don't
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But it's like, but it's like, uh, sumo wrestling, um, bench press.
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Like it said, because they, at the Olympics, they do weightlifting, but they don't do bench
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This one is like, we'll do bench press instead.
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While we're on Dick and Balls, we should do that video.
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How do you even, I'm sharing the screen real quick.
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I was going to say, like, what are we all just going to look at a thing that we're not
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Dude, that looks like, so he must not only does he only work out his thighs, but he must
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You can tell a dude also has a jacked upper body because like his wrist and forearms are
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It's just so weird his calf to like quad ratio.
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But I guess you probably don't use calves a whole lot with Vikings.
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No, I bet his calves are like twice our size, too.
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But in comparison to his thighs, like if you look at a bodybuilder, like and how their legs
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usually look, like there's a better ratio of like thighs to calves.
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The shape of this guy's body is like the shape of Jacob's head.
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And I'm actually shocked because you think that if he was on roids or something that
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He legit looks like one of those synthol freaks.
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The people who like put synthol on their fucking shit to like make their.
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Let's bring up that dick and balls video or not dick and balls.
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I think this is a good stimulating conversation.
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I just formed a ritual where I stuck this up in my Anish, which is a beautiful roke made
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I stuck it up in my butthole actually using a rubber tree condom because most condoms are
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made by slaves and they're made of fake rubber.
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They're made by slaves so he puts a slave dick in his ass?
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Now, in our culture, that would be called gay behavior.
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But in ancient cultures, before the dominator system took over, Spartan men, Edo Japan men,
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the alpha males of First Nations tribes, as well as the double-soul shamans, the druids,
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Before battle, they would suck each other's nipples.
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They would massage the mushroom meridian, the heart meridian right here just to prepare
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So all these things are actually warrior technologies.
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That's what we're going to call gay shit from now on.
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I mean, the closer you go to the homies, the gayer shit gets.
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But at the same time, like, I mean, is it really gay?
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Dude, if you're – well, so I think it goes both ways.
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So I think if you're the guy who's getting fucked by another guy –
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If you're the guy who's getting fucked by another guy, that's, like, super gay.
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But if you're the guy who's fucking another guy, that's, like, super dominant, right?
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But if you fuck each other, that's just brotherly love.
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Well, they're not – he mentioned that they weren't actually fucking each other.
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They were just, like, doing weird things, like, playing with the tip.
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They were doing just the tip, but then they were, like, giving a couple licks and just, like, playing with it a little bit.
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It's kind of like – you remember that, like, wheelchair motherfucker who was saying that they were, like, inviting him to orgies and doing cocaine with the other –
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And then all of a sudden all this, like, borderline gay shit come out.
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But I genuinely believe – I don't think he's gay.
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I think, like, that was all just shit, like, just him and his boys just fucking around.
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Like, most of the shit was, like, stuff that, like, if you took us out of context, you could make us look so fucking gay.
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But it's, like, he's just chilling with the dogs, you know?
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Dude, you can take any clip from this show ever, and then it makes us look super gay.
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But with Madison Cawthorne, is it, like – so I'm assuming his dick doesn't work.
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Because, like, his only option is now butthole for pleasure, right?
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No, so I think you get some sort of, like – I don't know.
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You get a pass from being called gay if your dick is crippled, so you have to use your butthole.
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But it has to be women pleasure in your butthole, and then you're still not gay.
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I just feel like – I don't know if you guys agree.
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I feel like the more – the older I get, the less I care about impressing, like, women or, like, people in general.
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The more secure I become masculine, the gayer I become because I just don't care.
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Like, for example, like, I have a co-worker –
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Like, for example, I have a co-worker who, like, jokes around about, like, kissing me all the time, and he'll, like –
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He'll always, like, keep going, and I won't stop because I'm like, I don't give a shit.
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Like, if anything, like, if you're going to play gay chicken with me, I'm going to go all the way.
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It's going to have a gay orgy and be like, I just don't stop, dude.
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Like, what, are you going to try to fucking test me?
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It's like that firetruck prank where you, like, you say, my hand's a firetruck.
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You say red light when you want me to stop, and you start rubbing up their leg.
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And then, like, when they say red light, you say firetrucks don't stop for a red light.
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Then you, like, grab their dick and jerk them off and all that shit.
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I'm legit the kind of guy that will walk with a co-worker and then just, like, kind of –
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Like, kind of, you know, do the little, like, push his balls up.
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Jose would get fired from, like, any company that I've ever worked for.
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Also, Spud Ruckus said, just the tip, edge warlords.
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I've always worked, like, pretty much blue-collar type shit.
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Like, maybe it's a vibe that they just don't give a shit.
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Like, you work hard and you can be gay as fuck.
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You live in a city that is a faggy, like, place.
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Yeah, but the one awesome thing about it is that it makes me so hetero in comparison.
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It's like the gay for your workplaces, the less gay they'll let you be, if that makes sense.
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Like, if you have a gay wingman, yeah, that's exactly what you want, man.
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Because they can lure in the women and then you're the only one who's hetero, so you get to fuck them.
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Yeah, but you do have to jerk them off at the end of the night.
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You think the warriors were making each other come or just touch it?
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It's definitely a thing of, like, you want to get them kind of aroused.
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And that gets you, like, your male testosterone up, that hunting kind of, like, mood.
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God, you're going to be so crushed out there in the battlefield.
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This also explains why Cole gets a boner taking a shit.
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Well, the warriors would do, like, what we talked about with Josh Denny recently.
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Now, also, we also did gloss past that he was, like, he was also first putting up the obsidian, like, up his ass.
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And then, like, he pulled out, like, a huge black.
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Dude, that's, like, some Gwyneth Paltrow shit, like, where she, like, shoves a jade egg up.
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Also, do you know that if, like, obsidian breaks, it's, like, sharper than, like, little scalpels.
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So, like, if it ever broke in his ass, like, it would.
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But the benefits outweigh the wrists, obviously, Cole.
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Yeah, dude, his entire ass would just be one huge anal fissure.
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The guy, he put, like, a, I think it was a mason jar in his ass.
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He squatted onto a mason jar, and it disappeared.
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And then he starts picking, like, the glass out of his bloody ass.
00:35:18.860
So, Tyler, are you happy we're back to the old vibe?
00:35:21.320
I heard you bitching about us moving out of our fucking lane and trying something different.
00:35:34.800
Oh, you go give your thing, and then I'll ask my question.
00:35:37.980
Yeah, I would just, I love the conspiracy stuff, but maybe it was just, I don't know.
00:35:42.820
I didn't like Jose's name for the conspiracies.
00:35:53.180
I was going to ask you, Tyler, what is some of your favorite conspiracies?
00:35:56.800
Yeah, let's make the entire conspiracy up to me, Tyler.
00:36:02.860
By the way, you've turned me on to that Wendigoon or whatever the guy's name is.
00:36:10.400
What's good about him is he's not, I don't think he's the crazy, and that's the problem
00:36:16.320
You hand over your reality, and you embrace too many crackpot ideas, and then everything
00:36:24.380
I love it, though, but you just got to be smart and be like, I don't believe this, but that's
00:36:31.980
So, when you had Mark Clair on, and you guys were all saying nuclear energy is not real.
00:36:48.360
I was like, oh, this is where you guys jumped the shark, and now I can't.
00:36:58.760
Okay, because right now in the conspiracy world, you're acting like a minarchist, like
00:37:06.940
I don't get the connection, but I'm willing to listen.
00:37:20.260
In the conspiracy world, all right, so I'm full-blown.
00:37:30.900
You'll say flat Earth is outlandish, which is like the same argument that minarchists would
00:37:36.900
We're like, well, we need to stay a little bit.
00:37:41.460
You're going to come right back, and you're going to be like, there's lizard people in
00:37:48.420
Yeah, the Flat Earth Dave, or whatever his name was, he makes it tough to grab.
00:37:59.020
I think the Flat Earth one is just so easily debunked.
00:38:03.200
The problem with a lot of the conspiracies is you make course connections that sound great
00:38:11.720
until you, you know, broaden your horizons, maybe, and think a little bit out of the box
00:38:16.940
It's easy to pigeonhole everything, and sometimes this, you know, like the shortest distance between
00:38:21.080
two points is a straight line, and everything...
00:38:30.020
All right, now, Queen Elizabeth was born on September of the 12th month of the year, January.
00:38:43.120
And if you take Elizabeth and you count up all the letters in her name...
00:38:57.640
You're like, dude, this motherfucker's spitting facts.
00:39:05.380
The numbers is where you get really screwy, because you can make connections so easily.
00:39:10.860
Some of it is reaching, but some of it is true.
00:39:13.880
I feel like there are numbers that pop up constantly.
00:39:16.340
There are things that go on in this world that are, like, very...
00:39:18.960
But when you try to decipher it, it gets into ridiculous territory.
00:39:23.840
So, well, I was going to say, like, the CERN shit just happened, or they just turned it
00:39:28.600
back on at, like, higher speeds than ever before.
00:39:30.680
And then right after that, we saw the Mandela effect Britney Spears thing.
00:39:36.140
Do we think that we're in a different timeline, dude?
00:39:42.340
What color was Britney Spears' dress in Hit Me Baby one more time?
00:39:45.800
I could have heard it was plaid because of the things I did afterwards.
00:39:54.800
And they've had multiple people recreate it, including Britney Spears herself, Andy Dick,
00:40:00.500
From what I've heard, what I heard about this was that the original music video, she didn't
00:40:10.060
So anytime she did, like, a live event or any other type of thing that she did, the Hit
00:40:16.360
Me Baby one more time, she did it with a plaid.
00:40:24.060
Like, you know people are going to associate with a music video.
00:40:27.420
It's not like everyone's going to live performances, especially that period of time.
00:40:30.500
Like, the media you're taking from that, most people...
00:40:38.740
So, like, Queen, We Are the Champions, everybody says, of the world, right, at the end.
00:40:48.740
But in a live version, he says, of the world, and that part took off.
00:40:55.600
Well, like, the audio aspect of the music, because some people will listen to, like, live
00:40:59.920
versions of it and shit like that, and it'll get kind of inserted, and that can just catch
00:41:03.940
on, be, like, basically, like, a memetic type thing.
00:41:05.880
But now with something, like, a visual thing from a music video, especially in a time where
00:41:12.940
The only way most people, the vast majority of people were consuming that was through that
00:41:17.500
Most people weren't going to the shows, watching some fucking, like, teenager fucking teeny
00:41:27.620
Dude, it fucking sucks, too, because you can't, like...
00:41:29.880
Like, and I guess that's the whole thing about the Medellin thing, is, like, you want to
00:41:34.280
be like, no, there's a video, and I have it somewhere, but, like, because of either it
00:41:39.260
was always like that, and we were all, for some reason, at a different time, like, it's
00:41:43.300
just such a weird thing to be like, no, no, no.
00:41:45.460
I just thought it through my head, and I think I just disproved myself a little bit.
00:41:48.680
I remember at that point in time, award shows were a much bigger deal.
00:41:53.400
So I think there probably was a live performance at some point.
00:42:00.760
I know, but the award shows were a big deal, so I could see it would be a latch on to that.
00:42:04.500
Nah, they had the VMAs, but TRL and shit was, like, way, way bigger.
00:42:08.860
I've been teasing my conspiracy theory for, like, fucking weeks now, and this is, like,
00:42:40.400
So what we're talking about here, when you're talking about CERN fucking up the timeline
00:42:43.960
and all this, which is, like, possibly true, we're talking about, like, crazy vibration.
00:42:48.800
Like, in the grand scheme of things, whatever they're doing with their colliding atoms at
00:42:55.280
super speed with their large hydron collider, what they're doing is they're fucking with...
00:43:08.520
Actually, before I was doing art professionally, I was a musician professionally, and I got,
00:43:14.880
Oh, I was really hoping you'd be, like, before I was an artist, I was a nuclear physicist.
00:43:21.500
And one day, I walked in and not shit happened.
00:43:24.700
Instead, he's saying he's part of the village people.
00:43:30.820
So I went down the rabbit hole on something called Perfect Pitch, and I got, like, obsessed
00:43:36.020
with it and how to, like, how to basically attain this thing, like, where, you know,
00:43:40.940
it's a musician could listen to a song and pick out every note in it just by, like, hearing it.
00:43:58.420
Like, there's different inflections that you can hit that convey different tones, and
00:44:06.480
Because I think they might have something there.
00:44:20.360
He's aware of the pitches that he's articulating while he's doing the speech.
00:44:25.240
Obama was constantly giving us the brown note, actually.
00:44:41.040
That old thing leads me to something called synesthesia, which Jimi Hendrix, Pharrell, Neo
00:44:52.040
It's a diagnosed disease or something where you correlate colors and sounds.
00:45:01.220
Like, when I'm listening to music, I can hear the key of a song.
00:45:05.220
Not specific notes, but it sounds like a color to me.
00:45:15.600
I mean, when people do drugs, too, they do hear color.
00:45:18.220
Like, if you're doing DMT or even read to some point, too.
00:45:59.180
If you break down, like, how we hear sound, it's in frequency, which is just, again, vibrations.
00:46:05.200
So if something is vibrating 440 hertz per second, we hear it as an A note.
00:46:17.680
And everything in between that would be the rest of the scale.
00:46:45.000
But it's almost assigned a number most of the time.
00:46:49.200
But now I'm working in the field of graphic design and art.
00:47:06.680
Like, how fast or how slow something is vibrating.
00:47:10.380
So, if it's red, it's vibrating fairly quickly.
00:47:13.660
If it's blue, like, almost all the way to purple, it would be...
00:47:20.620
But in the matter of frequency that it's vibrating, it lines up almost perfectly with the music scale.
00:47:30.940
But I'm like, there's too many things connected here where it seems like this is like a matrix.
00:47:39.840
For saying that there is a creator of some kind.
00:47:49.120
You have all these laws of physics that apply universally, man.
00:47:59.840
But it gets you all the way down to, like, Tesla.
00:48:03.080
And Tesla said, if you want to, like, understand the secrets of the universe,
00:48:15.420
So what was your whole thing with CERN real quick?
00:48:17.800
You started with CERN and you never figured out.
00:48:20.140
I don't think you understand B minor is a blue.
00:48:27.800
He's talking about light and making us realize he really is on the light spectrum.
00:48:36.300
The only thing I can think of, because I mentioned this in the chat when Top was talking about CERN.
00:48:41.300
And this was, like, I think it was before they even turned it on.
00:48:50.120
Yeah, and I mentioned that the first time they started it, before they even, like, before they actually got it to shoot the fucking atom, the entire thing broke down for no reason.
00:49:02.920
Like, there was a huge, like, shockwave that damaged it.
00:49:07.160
And they were, like, okay, that's kind of weird.
00:49:09.420
And then they went and it actually went and happened.
00:49:12.300
And what it was, what they think it is, is that time is also on a vibration.
00:49:19.200
And so, just like a ripple, it goes out in all directions.
00:49:27.660
And whatever they did, whenever they, in the forward in time, whenever they hit go and it fucking smashed atoms together, it went back in time and actually destroyed the machine that they used.
00:49:38.680
And so, that was, and I don't know how that, but I guess that kind of lines up top.
00:49:47.300
You know, every time, they would never be able to start it.
00:49:49.740
Because every time they go start it, it would technically break beforehand.
00:50:10.920
After listening to you talk, being like, Jesus Christ, he's just proving everything I just said earlier, right?
00:50:20.640
Oh, so, as an engineer, there's a few things that are mystical that I think that help prove.
00:50:28.240
I know, but I've got an engineering degree before.
00:50:42.780
So, that doesn't necessarily give me credibility.
00:50:48.720
One, the second law of thermodynamics is that everything goes from order to chaos.
00:50:53.400
So, you're kind of deviating away from the standard of having evolution go towards something bigger that you're going to create something out of nothing.
00:51:12.040
Liquid, it's the only thing that in a liquid form, in solid form, it's less dense than in any other else.
00:51:18.640
So, you have any other kind of minerals, any kind of other substance, in its solid form, it's more dense.
00:51:27.020
So, if water happened to be more dense, as an ice cube, as an example, you would freeze everything.
00:51:32.440
It would drop to the bottom of the water, of lakes, oceans.
00:51:35.040
And you would have a perpetual frozen lake, frozen ocean that would never thaw out, whereas it's less dense.
00:51:42.140
And also kill all the animals that live in it, too.
00:51:45.080
So, it's this unique thing that's just with water, because if it wasn't that way, it would pretty much put us extinct.
00:51:53.100
Ice floats to the top, and therefore, the bottom could be the liquid water as we did it.
00:52:01.880
You want to think about before you burn in hell.
00:52:12.880
Yeah, I've said before, I'm not necessarily against the idea of there being some sort of intelligent design.
00:52:18.260
It doesn't necessarily have to be intelligent, but like...
00:52:26.240
When I say intelligent design, I mean like they necessarily intended to.
00:52:29.280
For example, one of the common things people will joke about in atheist communities, they used to be picking that.
00:52:33.640
They'd be like, oh, it could be universe farting pixies.
00:52:36.820
And it's like, obviously that's just being silly.
00:52:39.080
But the idea being that like it wasn't like they were like, oh, I planned it all out.
00:52:44.860
Or like Lovecraft, his concept of God and his universe was the dreaming God.
00:52:54.140
Like this is just what's going on in his head essentially while he's dreaming.
00:52:57.020
And then whenever he wakes up, the whole world ends.
00:53:02.380
I'm pretty friendly to the idea of like deism or whatever.
00:53:04.960
Like people obviously get confused sometimes saying you're an atheist.
00:53:08.420
Like I don't believe in a God, but I also don't like assert there isn't one.
00:53:11.760
I just, I haven't seen any proof of it necessarily.
00:53:15.120
Like, and yeah, and they're like, oh, look at the sky.
00:53:16.980
And you're like, okay, yeah, maybe that implies to some extent, sort of.
00:53:21.800
Like, is it, are we talking about, are we talking about Shiva?
00:53:29.100
We don't want to talk about Shiva when we're talking about CERN.
00:53:32.580
Well, that's why that's the first thing in mind.
00:53:34.520
Oh, someone in the Outlaw Barber said, ask her about Martha Bueno squirting.
00:53:39.740
That was something that happened that she did inadvertently confirm that she did be squirting.
00:53:53.600
Oh, you didn't know that she would be squirting?
00:54:02.040
She says these things and then she gets acting.
00:54:04.280
She acts so put upon about people coming at her with, with, hey, you'd be squirting or you're showing your tits.
00:54:12.460
I think Top had asked her if she'd be squirting, like back in the day when he had that thing, right?
00:54:26.280
I remember that blew up and then she tried to be like, look at these LP fuckers and how mean they are.
00:54:35.100
Like, this is just some dude who exists off chaos and is fucking with you.
00:54:42.280
She posted what he'd said because he went after her pretty good and she posted it in some stupid – you know, when we were in Reno, Toad, she posted on Twitter or Facebook or one of those things, her in a bikini in her –
00:54:57.260
Inviting a room to her room and she's in a bikini.
00:55:12.460
So, I think this is actually on my band account.
00:55:24.600
It had to be on this account because I wasn't blocked by her yet.
00:55:27.700
You tagged her on something, I thought, because somebody else said something about squirting.
00:55:31.460
But I did ask if it do be squirting and she was just like, you'll never –
00:55:36.820
It was something like where she basically said yes, but you'll never get it.
00:55:41.460
Like how she was like saying it, which was hilarious to me.
00:55:49.060
Top has been aching to ask for a while if getting your taint licked as gay, which I don't think it is.
00:55:54.740
But then I guess the next logical thing is like –
00:56:01.800
If you're getting your butthole licked by a chick, it's not gay.
00:56:06.320
I mean, that's just like it's borderline warrior technology territory.
00:56:10.280
So, I think the answer to this is clear, I think.
00:56:16.120
But if your tongue penetrates the butthole, that's when it becomes gay.
00:56:33.440
If she has either one of those, it's definitely gay.
00:56:42.240
I think anytime – if it's anything with a woman, it cannot be gay.
00:56:50.280
You could ask me, hey, would you do this, this, this?
00:56:58.880
So, if she bends you over and pegs the shit out of you, you're just – now, you're acting gay.
00:57:08.060
The time to stop talking was like 30 seconds ago.
00:57:15.160
When Elizabeth pegs my ass, it's not gay, guys.
00:57:32.560
I'll put it in the way your caveman brains can understand it.
00:57:36.020
Like, if your car has a check engine light, come on.
00:57:41.200
It's just like, oh, I should be concerned about it.
00:57:45.240
If you get a – like, I almost said a dick in your ass.
00:57:51.920
I'm curious where your check engine theory is going here.
00:57:54.800
No, if your car gets a dick in the exhaust pipe, then it's gay.
00:58:01.920
It's like a check engine light is like your butthole.
00:58:05.040
And if a woman – if it's a woman doing the thing, you're like, you go check the engine.
00:58:13.680
Now, if it's a dude's dick in your ass, the car has broken down.
00:58:20.180
Have you ever had a check engine light that wasn't something wrong?
00:58:37.100
If your check engine light is on, there's something wrong.
00:58:39.820
My wife wanted to give me a pedicure, and I would rather have a pegging than that at that point.
00:58:47.860
A pedicure is less gay than getting something shoved in your ass.
00:58:56.180
Well, I guess it's kind of like the – this is a lot like the old fucking hypothetical we had in the show of the Buck Angel versus Blair White.
00:59:05.780
Like, in a certain sense, it's technically not gay to bang Buck Angel.
00:59:20.860
But in a weird way, it's also in some other type of way also kind of more gay than banging Blair White.
00:59:31.280
You think you're banging a guy, and your check engine light's on the whole time.
00:59:36.840
So I said that, yes, banging Buck Angel is gayer than banging Blair White.
00:59:41.620
But they're like – it's almost like there's two different gays.
00:59:43.800
Like, it's technically not gay to bang Buck Angel.
00:59:47.380
But in a weird way, in, like, another type of gay, it's also more gay.
00:59:51.200
Now, hey, Outlaw Barber did bring up a good point.
00:59:56.060
So Jack Murphy sitting on a giant dildo is not gay because his wife was present.
01:00:03.700
I mean, even if his wife wasn't present, it wouldn't be gay.
01:00:19.660
So you can shove whatever up you want of your bubble as long as it isn't a dude's dick or fingers.
01:00:27.380
So Cole is gay because he gets a boner from shitting.
01:00:31.380
So any penetration of the asshole in either direction means that you're gay.
01:00:37.220
See, you just reduct you out of certain of your own self.
01:00:46.280
He said penetration, but then he said it both ways.
01:00:49.820
Well, you've never had a shit that comes back up a little bit, you know?
01:00:55.260
Yeah, what are you doing in that bathroom every day?
01:00:58.720
Like, I feel like fucking Toad, the retard he is, with this argument.
01:01:02.060
One day, he pooped, and it went back in a little bit.
01:01:04.040
And then he's just standing in the mirror looking at himself like, oh, my God.
01:01:31.300
I think from the space from your balls to your asshole, I think there's a sliding scale of how gay it is.
01:01:37.780
So you start from the balls, and the further the tongue goes to the asshole –
01:01:42.080
So I'm not saying it is gay if your wife or your girlfriend does it.
01:01:46.440
What I'm saying is it's the gateway drug to gay.
01:01:52.700
All of a sudden, she starts getting froggy, right?
01:01:55.480
Then she wants to start putting stuff in there.
01:01:58.880
All of a sudden, you've got that fucking war hammer that that guy had before, and you guys are doing the experimentation.
01:02:12.740
He talks about his first time he had sex, and a girl went down.
01:02:16.600
She went down on him, and she started sucking his balls.
01:02:19.200
Then he was like – and then she went lower than the balls.
01:02:32.220
I've always wanted to get my wife out of my butt hole, but she never would because she's not that dirty.
01:02:44.720
Like if anything, though, like the further down you get – it's almost like too sensitive.
01:02:47.920
You know, like chicks, if like you immediately go for the clit.
01:02:52.520
Like, whoa, you can't just go for there, you know?
01:02:54.480
Yeah, she immediately goes through your butt hole, clit.
01:03:06.940
How much – whenever – now say about how gay y'all are, do you like clean your butt hole?
01:03:11.840
And if you do, do you ever go like a little bit up, you know, with the rag, with the nice soapy rag, do you ever go up a little bit?
01:03:22.660
I feel like it's weird you would even ask that.
01:03:31.260
Not the – you have one piece of toilet paper and you stick your finger up your ass and pull it out.
01:03:39.020
No, I think the problem here is we're operating off of two different definitions of gay.
01:03:44.020
You have gay that is like literally sex with dudes, which is what gay is.
01:03:48.080
That is like the definition of it or being attracted to dudes.
01:03:51.660
Now, but then there's this other definition of like shit that we're like as dudes are like, oh, that's gay, bro.
01:03:55.860
Like this like bro, bro science gay or whatever the fuck you got going on.
01:04:00.140
Which is not giving your homies a tap on the balls.
01:04:19.040
Is taking a – like the thermometer up your butthole also gay?
01:04:24.780
Do you have a fever and are you concerned about your –
01:04:35.600
I had to give my son a suppository and I was like this is –
01:04:41.140
Well, your son wears panties so that ship is already set up.
01:04:50.900
Well, I might have to rethink this whole kids can't be trans thing now because if they're
01:05:00.400
I still like anything with a woman can – is like definitionally not gay because it's
01:05:08.360
So, it's like it cannot – like it's just – it's just opposites.
01:05:12.180
Do you guys genuinely think it's kind of weird to get your butthole looked by a chick?
01:05:15.500
Because I don't – I mean like weird in like a gay-ish way and that second definition
01:05:28.200
That's – if you want to make an argument for God.
01:05:33.480
There's your argument against intelligent design.
01:05:54.600
He put like the best feeling part in like right in your butthole and then he was like,
01:05:59.140
Well, that's – well, that's actually why it's called the G-spot because it's like
01:06:03.160
a place where you just hang out with your homies and have gay sex.
01:06:05.960
I mean, it's like some Middle Eastern countries.
01:06:24.220
In some Middle Eastern countries, it legit is like a thing where culturally it's like
01:06:28.600
they basically do fuck dudes but in their weird mentality it's not gay because it's
01:06:39.360
Just get our nut off and fucking chill with the homies and we don't –
01:06:42.140
Well, if it was gay, they would kill you too, so.
01:06:44.920
No, it's like to them it's like a different type of gay where it's like if you were trying
01:06:48.180
to like, I don't know, be with a dude and marry him and have a household and, you know,
01:06:51.740
do all that gay shit, they'd be like, what is wrong with you, faggot?
01:06:54.540
But no, like for them it's like women are like, yeah, stay away from you, you annoying
01:06:58.320
Go take care of the kids and I'm going to go fuck Hector over here.
01:07:20.140
Are you being – are you trying to fuck with us or is that –
01:07:37.260
There's an episode where George, anytime – he gets – like whenever he hits the best
01:07:50.560
Toad, that was like – you ended – you had the best joke of the night.
01:07:54.640
Hey, Toad, what about the one where he stops having sex and he becomes really smart?
01:08:00.580
And then he fucks the teacher right before the presentation and he goes dumb again?
01:08:13.220
Is Black Mutualist having the thing over his thing to cover up this third eye?
01:08:20.560
So that gay dude with the stone, I was judging him more for having – for being one of those
01:08:25.840
like stone people like with the gems and shit rather than what he puts in his butt.
01:08:30.020
Like that's like – apparently some of my friends put shit in their butt, but none
01:08:39.420
I have had – Elizabeth has put her finger up my ass.
01:08:56.780
Because, I mean, that feels like something that she hasn't been able to clean off in years.
01:09:01.960
This happened when we were dating, I want to say.
01:09:04.920
And she just – she tried it out and then there was a little –
01:09:11.660
You ever notice when a chick has like one hand that doesn't have long fingernails and
01:09:17.740
And then you're like, oh, I know she masturbates with that hand.
01:09:21.240
That's not what I've never – I've never thought that before.
01:09:26.260
Or the guy with the one long pinky because he either does coke or he counts his money with it.
01:09:37.020
Like, do you have a Lee press on somewhere deep within Cole?
01:09:49.640
She was not like hovering around the butthole area or nothing?
01:09:52.560
Well, I think she did a little hovering and then she was just like whoop.
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Because that's a ball to move just straight in there.
01:10:11.440
She's behind you and she just went like this, right?
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There's certain positions and it's like my old lady knows if she gets in like on that almost immediately.
01:10:57.840
I don't have to pick up a penis to actually break it like that.
01:11:04.200
You know, if you shave down there, it'll appear bigger.
01:11:16.660
I don't have a very large moment because my length isn't long.
01:11:21.160
I put something in the chat for you to read, and I think we're probably at a good point after that.
01:11:26.840
But someone from the Odyssey chat dropped something for us to play, and I think it'll probably be good.
01:11:33.060
We're not playing that other video, then, is what you're saying.
01:11:40.580
You're not going to play Cole's wedding video with the thumb in the ass?
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And then it was like one time because she got a little poopy on there, and she was like, no, no more.
01:11:59.700
You look at a woman's butthole, it's nice and pristine, and then a guy's is just a hairy mess.
01:12:05.980
No, that's why I shave it, man, because then you don't get the dingleberries, you know?
01:12:12.360
Like, the porn stars, do they, like – are they constantly, like, cleaning this thing out?
01:12:18.600
They bleach it so it's white because we all want a white woman's ass.
01:12:24.740
That's how you know you're watching good amateur porn when the butthole is a little bit darker.
01:12:28.300
You know, that's when you know you've got the good –
01:12:44.120
All right, let's roll that beautiful bean footage.
01:12:47.100
I do know girls that do wax, though, completely Brazilian.
01:12:56.100
I'm talking about, like, water, like, flushing it up there, getting the shit out.
01:13:00.720
Because there's got to be shit in your inner walls and all that stuff, right?
01:13:04.540
No, I don't think shit kind of stays up on your, like, in there like that.
01:13:10.340
No, no, no, not, like, on, like, the sides of the walls and shit.
01:13:16.640
You ever heard about Elvis Presley had, like, 65 pounds of mud?
01:13:23.100
Wait, like, because he was eating cheeseburgers on the fucking –
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whatever it is, like, an enema or something, and he cleaned out his butthole.
01:13:40.620
And, like, the shit that came out, he lost a pound and made weight.
01:13:44.500
I jerked off once to make weight when I was in wrestling in high school.
01:13:49.920
And the weirdest part is my coach kind of wink-winked suggested it.
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He was – because I was like, dude, I've been running the sauna suit all day.
01:14:05.180
And he's like, well, I mean, there's other fluids in your body.
01:14:23.320
We all saw that wrestling movie with Steve Carell.
01:14:26.420
That makes me think that, like, you know, whenever they –
01:14:30.540
Actually, for the UFC, they try to go make weight.
01:14:32.980
And they stand up there, and they're completely naked behind the –
01:14:41.180
He's just, like, jerking off right before, like, in the towel.
01:14:55.120
A lot of dudes, like, especially, like, high school wrestling,
01:14:59.380
But, like, that was one of the first tips I got from, like,
01:15:02.740
Like, a lot of, like, the senior guys, like, always weigh in naked.
01:15:10.400
Especially people you know when they're in weight class
01:15:12.860
If you're just unabashedly walking up there naked,
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It's not like a UFC thing where you're, like, on a stage.
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Do you have to take off the shirt and the underwear?
01:15:41.900
You know the old men just don't give a shit in the locker room?
01:15:51.420
When I was at the military door, one of my roommates,
01:15:54.020
I would always, whenever he left his laptop out,
01:15:55.740
I would change his background to lemon party scenes.
01:16:17.140
I have relationships with women and sex with men.
01:16:57.620
Jose, I guess this is pushing our logical thought on this.
01:17:02.040
Like, it's not gay if there's a woman involved.
01:17:04.700
If it is a gangbang and two guys fucking a girl,
01:17:25.900
All right, come back to us when you got a crumb of pussy,
01:17:29.320
If there's some beefing going on, it's fucking gay.
01:17:34.660
I don't know if I made this up because I made this joke in the group chat.
01:17:38.220
If you, like, Robin Hood the guy or the girl, I guess.
01:17:42.520
So, like, the dude is fucking the girl from behind,
01:17:45.160
and then you go up and you fuck him in his ass,
01:18:07.040
For one, the positioning of that is just weird.
01:18:22.040
I don't want to feel another dude's balls on my balls.
01:18:34.300
Have any of you guys ever double-teamed a chick or no?
01:18:43.380
Tyler's like, well, does it count if it wasn't a chick in the middle?
01:18:50.820
Does it count if he called himself a chick, basically?
01:18:53.880
I'm just imagining somebody who has someone who has a poor grasp on the English language
01:18:59.500
listening to this episode, and they must only catch, like, the words gay and fuck
01:19:04.780
and be like, I don't know what else is going on, but this is all right.
01:19:16.440
I've talked to a lot of dudes who will, like, adamantly be like, yeah, double-teaming chick's
01:19:23.600
Just take your hole, focus on that, and just go to town.
01:19:26.480
The closest I've ever gotten to, which, technically, I'm guessing it would be an orgy, is I, we were
01:19:34.280
in a Jeep, and there was a couple in the front.
01:19:39.060
Me and Elizabeth in the back, and we were both fucking, and, like, the only thing that
01:19:47.620
was separating us is we put up a beach towel, like, in between, but, like, we were completely
01:19:57.800
Can you guys highlight Atloa Barber, his last comment here?
01:20:01.900
I just love the- Okay, so, not gay, I fucked a stripper with a homie of mine.
01:20:05.320
And I just love the justification that it's not gay because he-
01:20:15.000
No, so, I think it becomes gay if you start doing something with a dude, or something penetrates
01:20:21.200
But, okay, but you, okay, well, but then you, by your own logic, you were saying, DP, like,
01:20:31.920
What if her mouth is getting tired, and so you have to pull out, and to keep you hard,
01:20:38.860
he has to use his mouth, or give you a little couple jerks.
01:20:54.140
Important if you have a male fluffer, that's not gay, man.
01:20:56.540
It's just like having a doctor touch your dick.
01:20:58.500
Now, have anybody had my thing where it was, like, another couple in the same room as you
01:21:41.020
You guys are making a test so you can have a checklist of making sure you're not gay
01:21:46.560
I'm taking this back to this one right after this.
01:21:51.540
Every app that I take, man, I have to make sure.
01:22:03.960
If you're that concerned about being gay, it's pretty fucking gay.
01:22:06.360
Fuck, I have to put making a gay checklist on the checklist.
01:22:08.980
Being so paranoid that you're doing something gay or are gay.
01:22:38.900
He's like, I really like to have sexual relations with women's pussies.
01:22:47.260
Honestly, in a certain weird way, bi dudes are, like, kind of, like, the least gay in a weird way.
01:22:57.520
What's that, like, 4chan thread that gay porn is the least gay porn you can watch?
01:23:04.680
And it was, like, straight porn is gay because there's a dude involved.
01:23:09.980
Like, I think it was, like, lesbian porn is gay because there's, like, you're watching, like...
01:23:17.440
I think it was Mark Norman or one of those guys who were saying it.
01:23:30.000
Like, tranny porn is less gay than, like, regular porn.
01:23:35.500
Yeah, none of those faggy bitches to gay it up.
01:23:57.520
I keep going up to, like, 1,505 and then down to...
01:24:00.760
Tyler, are you ever going to get on any type of, like, Rakita LOL or any of those, like,
01:24:09.480
No, as an example, like, you know, I know Top Lobsters mentioned, hey, Tyler's in the
01:24:13.960
group chat just jerking around, and yes, I get in there, and then I get busy, like,
01:24:19.240
today, a really busy day, and then you sent me a message saying, hey, all the other
01:24:26.560
Maybe I should get on there, but I'm busy working or goofing off with you guys, so, you
01:24:40.180
I'm pretty sure the YouTube attorneys don't even have a job.
01:24:45.700
Oh, Tyler doesn't do other law shows and shit or play in that lane, because he can
01:24:50.040
shine in this circle as the libertarian lawyer.
01:24:52.560
When he starts going to Rakita Law, it's going to expose that way to what he is.
01:24:57.480
I know we're getting out of here, but two things.
01:25:02.340
I mean, the Johnny Depp stuff did, actually, because I do a lot of domestic violence restraining
01:25:11.420
Those guys, they make more money than me doing YouTube, and I have like 180 followers,
01:25:23.960
They stream other people's trials and just sit there.
01:25:28.020
They armchair lawyer it and make more money, probably, than the lawyer that they're watching,
01:25:41.740
I could have, like, whenever you watch those streams and they have like eight lawyers watching.
01:25:49.600
I actually asked David Brady because he interviewed Rakeda, and Rakeda asked him the question,
01:25:54.680
you know, and he's like, I'm still a legit attorney.
01:26:06.860
Yeah, I was just going to add on to what Tyler said.
01:26:15.920
But then you'll see on the other side of Adam Nutter.
01:26:21.040
He's actually, he might not even be smart enough to be in this chat.
01:26:24.180
Anyway, toplobs.com, toplobs underscore on Twitter.
01:26:34.220
The big thing I want to plug right now is my OKC series.
01:26:37.260
It's like, it started out, I was just going to do, like, one episode.
01:26:41.380
The guest I have, Richard Booth, has, you know, spent so much time researching this shit
01:26:45.620
and has so much good info that it's legit probably going to be, like, a five or six episode series
01:26:52.240
If you're someone interested in the OKC bombing thing, and especially the conspiracy around it.
01:26:57.340
And we're not going to, like, we joke around, like, and we went into a lot of kooky conspiracy shit here.
01:27:01.400
All the stuff we're going over is stuff that's well-sourced.
01:27:03.980
And even the stuff we do bring up that's a little bit in kooky territory,
01:27:06.920
we're being super objective about it, slapping down the shit that sounds ridiculous.
01:27:12.660
And I want to start focusing more on a lot of shit like that, like, real conspiracy stuff,
01:27:17.360
like, that has, like, shit to back it up, not just conjecture, you know,
01:27:21.100
fucking playing with numbers and gay shit like that.
01:27:28.740
And then also, if you'll follow me on Twitter, I'm back on Twitter now.
01:27:33.020
You know, I broke 3,000 and got hit for Banavision again.
01:27:42.220
Then also, if you want to, I would suggest start – maybe if you, like, follow me on Facebook
01:27:45.880
because I'll probably inevitably get nuked again unless Elon takes over.
01:27:51.160
That way, if you ever want to contact me for any reason, you can there.
01:27:53.960
I also have a Facebook page for the show, No Way Jose.
01:27:59.500
Tyler, you said you had something really quick.
01:28:01.620
I do a Kill Tony knockoff show once a month or so, and it's next – it's tomorrow.
01:28:07.500
If you guys want to be on, anybody wants to be on, send me a DM on Twitter,
01:28:11.800
You have a minute to say anything, anything, and then talk to you.
01:28:17.260
So, if any of you guys here especially want to join, let me know.
01:28:20.340
And if any of you go on the show and just repeat the N-word over and over again for a minute,
01:28:25.220
we'll let you come on as a guest for Tower Power Hour.
01:28:36.320
Again, like I said, because of other random shit.
01:28:38.260
But since then, I've already had a other backup that I made months – almost a year ago, probably now.
01:28:45.960
It's called – it's Noda No. 4 POTUS, I want to say.
01:28:52.500
That's actually – it was around – it was a very, very short-lived joke that I did a whole thing.
01:29:04.420
I haven't figured out what I should change it to yet.
01:29:06.740
If you have any good names, I could use Noda for Taint.
01:29:12.760
But, yeah, you can find me on Twitter on there, and then I'm not going to be missing any more podcasts.
01:29:23.880
You can catch me getting in ridiculous Twitter fights because I don't like drag queens shoving their junk kids' faces, basically.
01:29:39.880
Everybody that argues against me is obviously gay, so that's what's going on there.
01:29:45.020
Tower Power Hour, we're back next week, next Wednesday, with another episode, which I believe Melissa Diaz is coming on.
01:29:57.020
We'll continue this timeline with the good Tower Power Hour episodes because we have Cole back, and he's the cum that holds us together.
01:30:07.480
And go check out our fucking Holocaust revision episode where we prove the Holocaust is fake and gay.
01:30:26.100
I just want to plug that for one, to get you on Odyssey, and two, because it was a banger episode, and the Holocaust has allowed the Jews to control us, and we need to break this spell.
01:30:39.800
Even every time I come on here, you guys get wiped off of YouTube, and here we are again.
01:30:44.520
But this German doesn't approve of that, so go ahead.
01:30:48.420
I'm just trying to vindicate my grandpa, my old grandpa.
01:30:52.200
Well, we just talked about the Jews, and we're going to bookend this episode by saying nuker.