Tower Gang - August 12, 2022


Ep 83 - Butthole Douches w⧸ Kyle Ruff


Episode Stats


Length

1 hour and 35 minutes

Words per minute

196.3025

Word count

18,787

Sentence count

2,101

Harmful content

Misogyny

160

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Toxicity

890

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Hate speech

158

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Summary

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Join us as we take a trip down mental illness lane with special guest Kyle Ruff, a Canadian comedian who happens to have a very large penis. We also discuss the Brad Palumbo controversy, and the weirdest 9/11 conspiracy theory ever.

Transcript

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00:00:00.580 What's up, retards? 1.00
00:00:02.100 The funniest 9-11 jokes were written on 9-12. 1.00
00:00:04.780 Women jerk off dicks like fucking they're unruly ferrets. 1.00
00:00:07.900 Yeah. 1.00
00:00:08.740 You ever had a 9-11 cocktail?
00:00:11.820 It's in Manhattan with two kamikazes. 0.97
00:00:13.960 Come in now.
00:00:15.900 You see, the socialists don't have an accurate answer for this, and she needs to account for it. 0.96
00:00:20.860 White women must be stopped. 1.00
00:00:22.880 That's right. 0.99
00:00:23.920 Yeah. 0.99
00:00:26.020 We can stay horny and retarded longer than she can stay sane. 1.00
00:00:30.000 What? 1.00
00:00:30.620 Your ass-to-penis ratio. 1.00
00:00:33.160 Ben, maybe you could say we had sex, but we didn't fuck. 1.00
00:00:35.600 You said n***er. 1.00
00:00:36.520 Oh, Jesus. 0.99
00:00:37.820 Free! 1.00
00:00:39.440 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00
00:00:41.220 Free! 1.00
00:00:42.140 Free!
00:00:46.540 Welcome, everybody, to Tower Power Hour.
00:00:48.460 This is Clint Russell, a host of Liberty Lockdown and Tower Gang.
00:00:51.780 We got Toad, as always.
00:00:53.520 Make sure you give him a follow at his new handle, at TPH underscore Toad.
00:00:57.400 Not new, it's not even his, actually.
00:01:01.000 We got Jose Galizan, host of No Way Jose.
00:01:03.900 Make sure you check out his episode with the widow of Duncan Lump, if you haven't already.
00:01:07.920 And then we got a very special guest.
00:01:11.800 The, the, I almost said Canadian.
00:01:14.180 The Coloradan. 1.00
00:01:15.420 How fucking dare you, dude? 1.00
00:01:17.600 Canadian? 1.00
00:01:18.660 The mustache threw me off, brother.
00:01:20.700 I'm sorry.
00:01:21.980 Canadian?
00:01:22.720 I just thought he was a gay guy. 0.99
00:01:25.040 That mustache is dope, dude. 0.99
00:01:29.780 I'll make that group myself. 0.82
00:01:31.640 I bet you get targeted at TSA for monkeypox inspections.
00:01:38.220 I'll never tell.
00:01:40.120 That must be, that must be the most invasive butthole inspection that they do with the TSA, I would imagine.
00:01:46.140 I bet.
00:01:46.500 But, anyway, so.
00:01:48.200 You mean they stick a whole monkey in there? 0.99
00:01:49.800 That'd be fucking brutal. 0.99
00:01:52.760 Well, welcome everybody to another, another trip down mental illness lane. 0.99
00:01:59.700 I mean, I guess we could hop into the, the controversy this week and get this out of the way.
00:02:04.360 Wait, you didn't actually introduce me. 1.00
00:02:05.580 You just called me a comedian, you fuck. 1.00
00:02:07.340 No, no, I did. 1.00
00:02:08.240 I said Kyle Ruff.
00:02:08.960 I said Colorado, Colorado, Canadian, Colorado comedian.
00:02:11.460 I can't get it out.
00:02:12.160 This guest's getting awfully neat, you guys.
00:02:14.900 Well, you said he was special, a.k.a. retarded, and you neglected to mention his medium-sized penis, so. 0.99
00:02:20.280 I didn't say medium penis, but I, I assumed that was a given. 1.00
00:02:23.900 I said Kyle Ruffey. 0.99
00:02:24.900 Kyle Ruffey.
00:02:25.460 Kyle, would you like to give your bona fides, so that way Clint can't, can't fuck it up for us? 1.00
00:02:30.400 I said it, you fuckers. 1.00
00:02:32.520 Play it back. 1.00
00:02:34.180 Hi, I'm Kyle.
00:02:35.380 I'm a comedian from Colorado. 0.56
00:02:37.640 You might know me from Childeberg, or Porkfest, or Fresno, the 50th anniversary Libertarian Party, or the Shell in New Hampshire, or Reno, or my dumbass podcast. 0.97
00:02:51.120 There you go. 0.68
00:02:51.620 Good job, Clint.
00:02:52.240 Continue. 0.95
00:02:52.500 Make sure you subscribe to Medium Penis Podcast. 0.91
00:02:57.140 I assume that's the title of it. 0.86
00:02:58.160 Yes, yes.
00:02:59.000 That's the most important part. 1.00
00:03:00.380 Medium Penis. 0.99
00:03:02.380 So thank you for joining us, Kyle Ruff, Canadian comedian. 0.99
00:03:06.480 I appreciate you, appreciate you being here.
00:03:08.880 So we had a little controversy last week, and are we going to go into the details of it, or are we just going to?
00:03:14.140 I'm sure.
00:03:14.820 I don't care.
00:03:15.440 Let it fly.
00:03:16.080 I just didn't want to, like. 0.98
00:03:16.960 Then you tell as much as you want, because I don't really give a fuck about this, to be honest. 0.96
00:03:21.840 Okay. 0.98
00:03:22.260 No.
00:03:22.960 All right. 0.99
00:03:23.300 I guess Jay, Patriot Jay, was on last week, and I guess he called Brad Palumbo a faggot, which, I mean, I don't know. 0.98
00:03:30.940 I don't remember the context of what you said it. 0.98
00:03:32.500 I don't even care, to be honest.
00:03:33.820 Like, I couldn't care less.
00:03:34.860 But I don't know the context.
00:03:38.960 At the same time, it's kind of like, in my head, when I say it, like, it's unironically the Louis CK bit, where it's like, it's not because you're gay.
00:03:46.800 I can respect the gay thing. 1.00
00:03:47.940 It's a faggot thing I have an issue with. 1.00
00:03:49.240 No, it's, well, that is the, which is a total ripoff of the bit by Chris Rock. 0.99
00:03:54.100 Yeah.
00:03:54.460 Where, you know, the A was the E R. 1.00
00:03:56.260 Which, funny enough, what he did, which I guess is a little bit foreshadowing, being miffed about all this, is I find it to be hilarious.
00:04:04.800 Because it's the equivalent of when you say the N-word, and then they go, like, riot, and you're like, are you just proving me right? 0.82
00:04:11.180 What's going on here?
00:04:12.380 This is what I thought. 0.63
00:04:13.260 The one thing that I was going to say about this, what I thought was hilarious, is that if you watch that episode, we said nigger, like, 50 times with a black guy on. 1.00
00:04:20.360 Nobody has any problem with that.
00:04:23.280 Well, to be fair, you were quoting Tupac, and that's a little different.
00:04:27.200 And even more gay rappers, that's the thing. 0.65
00:04:30.500 I think part of the reason why this specific thing, Patriot J saying this, gets people particularly irritated is because black people are supposed to be, like, on the same team as gay people, and they're not. 0.99
00:04:44.020 But they're not even fucking close to be on the same team. 0.98
00:04:46.380 Right. 0.99
00:04:46.720 It's so ridiculous. 1.00
00:04:47.820 Like, all my homie black friends, when I say they're homophobic, I don't mean, like, let's go string up a gay dude. 1.00
00:04:53.760 They're, like, they're just more, like, that's kind of not natural. 0.96
00:04:56.920 Like, there's, like, this inborn, like, I don't know what it is.
00:05:00.400 All my black friends, there's that little thing where, like, I mean, I could be cool with them, but I'm always going to side how I am a little bit. 0.99
00:05:05.400 Like, you don't make, you know the jokes where dudes, like, white guys constantly are, like, grabbing each other's junk and fucking, you know, kissing each other on the cheek and doing all sorts of gay shit. 0.99
00:05:17.340 Black dudes don't do that stuff. 1.00
00:05:18.560 It's just not a thing. 0.98
00:05:19.560 They're like, like, you do that, and you're like, oh, we're fighting now.
00:05:22.340 So, I just think it's funny because, you know, from my vantage point, and I already, you know, I told Hannah I felt bad that Brad, you know, had his feelings hurt by it.
00:05:34.040 But at the same time, like, as far as my perception on it, when Patriot J said it was, like, this isn't about him being gay.
00:05:41.780 Like, at least to me it's not, but that's just how I read it, and I can understand, you know, Brad's perception.
00:05:47.080 But I will also say this, you know, my big critique of Brad in that interview with Ned Ryan was that I feel like this is kind of a belief in microaggressions, you know, because Ned Ryan didn't say anything homophobic. 0.95
00:06:03.220 But the way Brad perceived it was that it was, you know, packed full of vitriol just to say, you know, avoid gay orgies during the next couple months.
00:06:13.280 And it's like, like, that's, that's, to me, that's a microaggression. 0.97
00:06:17.420 Like, because he's not saying anything homophobe.
00:06:19.340 You're reading into it that it's some sort of malice-filled rant when it just, it comes across as, like, a factual, hey, this is the demographic that needs to be looking out for this thing.
00:06:29.400 The rest of us can probably, you know, live a normal life for the next couple months.
00:06:33.480 And ultimately, no one's died from this.
00:06:35.340 So, it's really, do we have to walk on eggshells about this?
00:06:37.920 It's just, I don't know. 0.99
00:06:39.160 Basically, that one other dude, Ned Ryan, like, he was the alpha chat, and then fucking, you know, Palumbo was gay. 0.99
00:06:45.980 But I don't mean gay and, like, gay gay, but, like, gay, you know, you know what I mean? 0.99
00:06:48.820 Not, like, second dick gay, but. 0.99
00:06:53.120 So, not a fag is what you're saying. 1.00
00:06:56.440 So, we're going to get in trouble again. 0.96
00:06:57.880 This is awesome.
00:06:58.820 Ah, ah, blow the plug. 0.99
00:07:01.120 I'm kidding.
00:07:01.820 I'm kidding.
00:07:02.380 Point out the truth is victory.
00:07:04.160 That's what this show is. 0.98
00:07:05.840 I mean, and I don't think, also, I'm sure Brad isn't familiar with this show, so it's probably the first time he tunes in, and he's just like, what the fuck is happening? 0.99
00:07:14.000 Yeah, which is pretty hilarious, because on the episode the week before that, we also called him a vaggot, so. 1.00
00:07:19.860 Geez, but now you're going to bring that up, and we're going to get in trouble again. 0.73
00:07:22.580 Ah!
00:07:23.240 Three weeks in a row.
00:07:24.840 I don't, yeah.
00:07:25.600 What did I just sign up for, dude?
00:07:26.960 I barely have a career, and now it's canceled?
00:07:29.060 Come on, guys.
00:07:29.760 My first reaction when I was talking to Hannah about it, I was like, I mean, just so you know, Brad and our family members were, like, the only people that saw it, so just don't worry about it.
00:07:41.940 It's no big deal.
00:07:42.880 My family doesn't watch the show.
00:07:44.400 What are you talking about?
00:07:45.680 I'm just saying there's not a ton of people that watch.
00:07:47.480 Anyways, there is actually quite a few people that watch, and I told you guys this.
00:07:52.240 In Orlando, Kid Can't Come, Kid came up to me and said, I became a little...
00:07:57.980 Did you stutter Kid Can't Come? 0.93
00:07:59.980 Is that a rat name? 0.97
00:08:02.920 No.
00:08:03.200 I'm like Kid Cuddy, it's Kid Can't Come-y?
00:08:05.480 I just don't usually put kid and come in the same sentence, unlike you, Jose.
00:08:09.160 Kid was going after a prepubescent boy in Orlando, and I couldn't come yet. 0.92
00:08:13.560 He walked up to me, and he came up to me, and he said that he found libertarianism because of our episode with Shoe on Head, and we were the most rational voices he had heard in the political landscape in his young life at the time, which is fucking hysterical. 0.85
00:08:29.760 Take the victories where you can get it, man. 1.00
00:08:33.140 Fuck. 1.00
00:08:33.480 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:33.740 So anyways, now he listens to the Tower Game.
00:08:36.500 Which is like achieving all of its own.
00:08:38.340 Yeah, and he's at Yale.
00:08:40.040 He's like a young activist now.
00:08:41.800 It's just cool, man.
00:08:42.680 It's just cool.
00:08:43.760 Hell yeah, dude.
00:08:44.500 Hell yeah.
00:08:44.800 I do got to say, big props to Shoe on Head for not leaving the show when the N-bomb got dropped. 0.99
00:08:49.080 She's like, is that it?
00:08:49.900 All right, let's keep going.
00:08:51.280 I don't even remember.
00:08:52.840 Probably.
00:08:53.120 Well, she even mentioned it.
00:08:54.400 She was like, everyone was like, you're going to leave as soon as they say the N-word?
00:08:56.700 She's like, I don't care. 1.00
00:08:59.280 She's a fucking giant, man. 1.00
00:09:00.600 Yeah, she was awesome. 1.00
00:09:01.440 She's fucking cool. 1.00
00:09:02.320 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:09:02.840 And by the way, still love Patriot J. I think we all do. 1.00
00:09:06.680 Oh, yeah.
00:09:07.560 Yeah, I mean, I'm fine with them apologizing.
00:09:09.980 We gave him a little bit of ball busting for him on Twitter earlier.
00:09:13.680 Yeah, and I think there was more to it.
00:09:16.200 I'm not going to say everything, but I don't think he completely apologized of his own volition.
00:09:20.960 If you guys want to spill, you can, but that's as far as I'm going with it.
00:09:24.220 Don't judge him too harshly for apologizing.
00:09:26.340 There's more of the story.
00:09:27.520 I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:09:28.900 Moving on.
00:09:30.020 Topic number two, Toad.
00:09:34.100 Beautiful transition.
00:09:35.140 Toad is never ready.
00:09:38.020 Come on, man.
00:09:38.920 Look, I've never transitioned before, Clint.
00:09:41.720 I don't know what it's like.
00:09:42.700 Well, it's tough.
00:09:44.260 You have to take testosterone. 1.00
00:09:46.480 You have to get a fake dick. 1.00
00:09:48.380 Not if you're Demi Lovato, so. 1.00
00:09:52.060 That's true.
00:09:52.640 You can just change your pronouns these days.
00:09:54.120 Transitioning is very easy.
00:09:55.340 She transitioned and detransitioned in like two seconds. 0.94
00:09:58.180 I'm like, Jesus.
00:09:59.300 I don't even know what you're talking about.
00:10:00.740 Have you guys, have you not seen the documentary, What is a Toad?
00:10:03.800 I mean, like, how are you even supposed to know what he is? 0.63
00:10:08.420 Demi Lovato transitioned, but the only thing she transitioned from was fuckable to non, 0.99
00:10:12.480 as far as I'm concerned. 0.99
00:10:13.860 Because she got very, very fat. 0.99
00:10:16.000 You look like Toad trying to pull off being a chick. 0.99
00:10:19.300 Shame Toad. 1.00
00:10:21.400 It's going to be so hot, dude.
00:10:22.760 It's devastating.
00:10:23.740 You didn't see my Mrs. Doubtfire costume, all right?
00:10:26.540 No.
00:10:27.580 Well, all right.
00:10:29.260 You have a picture?
00:10:30.280 I'd love to see that.
00:10:31.160 Yeah, please.
00:10:32.200 I do.
00:10:32.820 I'll send you one.
00:10:34.060 Well, you have me on Facebook.
00:10:35.100 You can just find it on there.
00:10:36.020 Wait, did you actually do Mrs. Doubtfire? 0.99
00:10:37.800 That's fucking red. 0.99
00:10:38.460 Yes. 0.99
00:10:39.120 He's done a lot of weird random photos.
00:10:42.240 That's why he's so upset, because he lost that other account that was huge, but it's
00:10:45.480 like built off of lots of weird shticks like this. 1.00
00:10:48.320 It's like, fuck all that down the drain. 1.00
00:10:51.060 Do you send dick pics to people often? 1.00
00:10:54.340 Do I? 1.00
00:10:55.300 Yeah.
00:10:56.200 Define often. 0.98
00:10:56.920 I feel like he has, like, outfitted, like, costumes, like, themed dick pics, you know? 0.99
00:11:06.220 Dress it up like Abraham Lincoln, put a little beard on it and shit. 0.99
00:11:09.400 Yeah. 0.99
00:11:10.040 I will not deny that I may have done that before. 1.00
00:11:14.580 You put, wait, set dick pics or put a fucking beard on it? 1.00
00:11:17.260 Not the Abraham Lincoln thing, but put costumes on my dick. 1.00
00:11:21.000 Okay. 1.00
00:11:21.560 Because I was about to be pumped. 1.00
00:11:22.780 I dressed my dick up like the Patriot on 4th of July. 1.00
00:11:26.420 Oh, yeah? 1.00
00:11:27.160 Is that when your old lady has a period? 1.00
00:11:28.900 Is it just bloody?
00:11:29.580 Is that what you're getting at?
00:11:30.600 Nah.
00:11:31.220 Oh, goodness.
00:11:32.140 There's a Boston Massacre down there.
00:11:35.520 I go, oh, the red coat's got me, hey?
00:11:41.440 She never gets it, but whatever.
00:11:45.380 By the way, see, Forrest Mommy, some of the ladies like my photos, all right? 0.93
00:11:49.920 She liked my...
00:11:51.000 I agree.
00:11:51.500 ...my underwear modeling photos that I posted.
00:11:54.680 You looked good.
00:11:55.280 You looked good there, man.
00:11:56.220 Thanks, man.
00:11:57.100 Yeah, she should hire me.
00:11:59.960 Forrest Mommy, why don't you drop nudes in the chat? 1.00
00:12:02.380 Go for it.
00:12:04.260 He's going to do it.
00:12:05.360 So I just did Forrest Mommy's live stream yesterday, and I was talking about the first 0.75
00:12:09.500 time I saw her boobs, and that was at the Colorado convention. 1.00
00:12:14.060 I was hosting the gala, and they were doing an auction. 0.67
00:12:18.380 And one of the auction, they were just giving me like a list, and like on the spot, I was
00:12:22.220 like, all right, next up is a...
00:12:24.180 And this was like, oh, it's a gift basket with a few random things and a nude photo.
00:12:31.380 Okay. 0.99
00:12:31.740 And so like, as I'm talking, someone just takes the photo of Forrest Mommy's tits and just 0.99
00:12:37.920 goes like this in my face. 0.99
00:12:40.340 And I was like, oh, yep.
00:12:42.660 I can confirm, guys. 0.94
00:12:44.160 Those are some titties. 0.85
00:12:45.020 All right.
00:12:45.420 Let's start beginning at 100.
00:12:46.820 People do realize she did have a nude as her Twitter profile picture and got banned for 1.00
00:12:53.160 it.
00:12:54.540 Yeah.
00:12:54.940 She was really hesitant about posting nudes for a while after that. 0.99
00:12:57.620 But that was just her butt. 1.00
00:12:58.500 That was just her butt, though. 1.00
00:12:59.740 No. 0.98
00:12:59.860 Well, it was also because there was a profile picture of why she got nude for that. 0.85
00:13:03.240 Yeah.
00:13:03.780 Like, you can have pictures all day long, but not for the profile picture.
00:13:08.640 Yeah. 0.95
00:13:08.960 I just remember having a butt, so my mistake. 0.96
00:13:12.720 Well, yeah. 0.73
00:13:13.460 There was that, too, with a sparkler in it at one point as well.
00:13:16.200 So we wanted to cover top 10.
00:13:18.920 We wanted to cover the top 10 hottest libertarians this week, right?
00:13:22.320 Oh, yeah.
00:13:22.920 We got to do that, dude.
00:13:24.260 Oh, nice segue.
00:13:25.540 Because I thought we were going to segue from that into Brad Palumbo, but we're going the
00:13:29.500 opposite way.
00:13:29.880 We're not sure to talk about it.
00:13:31.120 We already talked about it.
00:13:32.200 Dude, this is a flexible show, man.
00:13:33.980 You can't be so rigid. 1.00
00:13:35.200 This is fucking anarchy, brother. 1.00
00:13:37.780 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:38.740 Anarchy?
00:13:39.260 Yeah.
00:13:39.440 It means no rules, man.
00:13:40.440 I mean, I'm good on talking about it some more.
00:13:42.340 I just have no idea what there's left to talk about with Brad.
00:13:44.380 Honestly, I'm just bored.
00:13:45.180 I have nothing else.
00:13:45.820 I'll say this.
00:13:46.600 No, I don't want to talk about him anymore.
00:13:48.180 I still like Brad.
00:13:49.620 I saw him at the event at Y'all Revolution Orlando, and he was avoiding me like the plague. 0.93
00:13:54.260 So he was obviously upset by it already, and that just sucks.
00:13:58.060 Because my personal vantage point is this. 0.98
00:14:00.520 I am rooting for everybody in our sphere to fucking get on bigger and bigger platforms 0.95
00:14:05.600 because I think it's important that our messaging gets out there. 0.80
00:14:07.640 So there's no hate from me, and any disagreements I have with you has nothing to do with your
00:14:12.700 sexuality.
00:14:13.380 And if I describe it as gay, it's just because I think you're being gay, not that you are 0.89
00:14:16.740 gay. 0.96
00:14:17.080 Right. 0.98
00:14:17.280 It's got to be the right messaging.
00:14:19.480 And what I saw on that episode of Kennedy was not the right messaging.
00:14:23.940 So that's what I'll say about that.
00:14:26.720 You know, there's a problem with the double use of the word gay.
00:14:30.720 It's just problematic.
00:14:32.300 It is.
00:14:33.100 Also, yeah, that too.
00:14:34.020 By the way, did you hear that the origins of monkeypox were traced back to Africa?
00:14:39.960 Oh, stunning.
00:14:42.700 So look at where the monkeys are.
00:14:46.100 So he's just doing a guess. 0.98
00:14:48.420 Kyle, how dare you refer to black people that way.
00:14:50.740 But everybody theorizes that AIDS may have been kind of like the original COVID, you
00:14:56.780 know, like a little gain of function action.
00:14:59.540 Maybe it's the same thing here.
00:15:01.480 Because I think it's unfair. 1.00
00:15:02.880 Because we've always blamed the Africans for fucking monkeys or something to get AIDS. 1.00
00:15:08.080 And maybe they didn't do that at all. 1.00
00:15:09.360 Maybe it was Fauci.
00:15:09.980 Who knows?
00:15:11.080 I mean, they're not going to fight back.
00:15:12.380 They barely have the internet.
00:15:13.520 What are they going to say?
00:15:14.780 You know? 1.00
00:15:15.760 Fuck it. 1.00
00:15:16.340 Everything's their fault. 1.00
00:15:17.680 Inflation is their fault.
00:15:19.520 I think Africa does have a decent internet connection at this point.
00:15:22.440 I would imagine.
00:15:23.360 I don't know.
00:15:24.960 It was actually Bill Gates.
00:15:27.320 Because Bill Gates was over in Africa jabbing all the people in Africa. 1.00
00:15:31.060 Fucking monkeys. 1.00
00:15:32.080 I knew it. 1.00
00:15:32.780 Yeah.
00:15:33.140 Dude, you know what would be awesome? 0.99
00:15:34.140 You know how, like, you'll see African tribes and shit. 1.00
00:15:36.820 And they're wearing, like, 1996 NBA championship Bulls shirts. 0.97
00:15:40.760 Because, like, they also will send them, like.
00:15:43.020 Don't you mean Utah Jazz?
00:15:44.740 They wear the ones for the losing team.
00:15:46.900 Yeah.
00:15:47.060 No, no.
00:15:47.380 That's true.
00:15:48.280 They will ship them over the losing team.
00:15:49.680 All the Buffalo Bills jerseys over there.
00:15:50.580 So there's, like, the 96, 97, 98 Utah Jazz championships.
00:15:55.800 You know?
00:15:56.240 Because they just kept losing.
00:15:57.260 Yeah.
00:15:57.900 Anyways, I was just wondering, like, what if they also get our old technology?
00:16:03.440 So, like, what if Africans are dealing with, like, AOL dial-up right now? 0.95
00:16:06.820 That'd be fucking hysterical. 0.98
00:16:08.460 Sorry. 0.97
00:16:08.720 This is just.
00:16:09.360 I'm just thought of experimenting here.
00:16:11.080 You're probably right.
00:16:12.080 I mean, I don't know.
00:16:14.780 Never been.
00:16:15.280 I have no idea.
00:16:16.840 You know how, like.
00:16:18.700 I'm pretty sure that, like, they handled COVID, like, really easily in Africa.
00:16:22.660 And it's just because they weren't watching any of the news.
00:16:25.820 Honestly.
00:16:26.380 And they get sun.
00:16:27.480 I think.
00:16:28.300 So, like, being outside in the sun is, like, all you had to do to not die.
00:16:31.060 That plus something of ivermectinol.
00:16:33.080 A lot of vitamin D in Africa.
00:16:34.200 That's true.
00:16:35.080 Before we go to 10 sexiest libertarians, we were actually talking about this earlier in chat.
00:16:39.300 I thought it was kind of funny to bring up the.
00:16:42.100 For one, he said, y'all see Malice Grilled Dave Smith for working with YAL.
00:16:45.640 I didn't interpret that way at all.
00:16:47.940 No.
00:16:48.760 No. 0.99
00:16:49.080 I guess Malice chose not to go to the YAL thing because I guess he saw in the contract the whole speaking thing about, like, you can't talk shit for, like, a year. 0.92
00:16:56.480 And I guess you guys, you and Reed, got yours talked down to, like, a week or two, right? 0.98
00:17:02.300 Or some shit like that? 0.96
00:17:03.660 60 days. 0.99
00:17:04.500 60 days.
00:17:05.220 Okay.
00:17:05.600 All right.
00:17:05.800 Well, I guess you're within those 60 days now.
00:17:07.440 So, we can possibly do that.
00:17:09.020 But, no, Dave Smith, Dave on his show, he pulled, like, I literally, when we were talking about this, I was like, we need to do this bit. 0.97
00:17:15.800 Because, like, have you guys do it and then just have the entire time while you're under the, like, you can't talk shit thing. 0.93
00:17:21.680 We just, like, preface everything and then you have to defend every shitty thing they do. 0.99
00:17:24.900 And then, fucking, he literally did that on the episode. 1.00
00:17:27.600 So, I was like, yeah, damn it. 1.00
00:17:28.880 Fucking great minds think alike. 1.00
00:17:30.420 Hey, I thought Dave went kind of hard in the paint. 1.00
00:17:33.420 Yeah.
00:17:33.560 Given that, you know, he's not supposed to. 1.00
00:17:36.200 He did that initially and then he was like, nah, fuck that. 0.99
00:17:38.660 And he completely admitted he didn't read the contract and he was like, well, like, hey, you know, that's on me. 0.99
00:17:44.280 But, you know, I guess that means they're entitled to the recompense when I don't hold up my end of the contract.
00:17:49.400 So, you know, like, do it, I guess.
00:17:51.900 Yeah, no, I thought, and I enjoyed the episode.
00:17:55.660 I listened to it at the gym just an hour ago.
00:17:58.860 And I thought that, you know, they present some interesting counter arguments to, I forget her name.
00:18:05.820 But I still had a great time at the event and I still fucking love the kids that are there. 0.99
00:18:10.100 It's like, it really is inspirational to see all these, you know, 18 to 22 or whatever year olds that are, like, really serious about this shit. 0.98
00:18:17.860 And I just, I hate, you know, I know a lot of people want to abandon the organization because of disagreements with the new management. 0.98
00:18:25.680 But I just think, like, don't throw the baby out with the bathwater.
00:18:28.960 That's my perception on it.
00:18:30.340 And I know a lot of people are mad at me for it.
00:18:32.720 But, you know, sorry.
00:18:33.980 Keep in mind, guys, Clint is currently under contract.
00:18:36.960 Yeah.
00:18:37.180 If they don't pay my entire way there and let me speak, then I will not be going.
00:18:50.420 I have nothing to say. 0.99
00:18:52.400 You know what we should just keep doing is keep talking shit and then have you. 0.99
00:18:55.940 Yeah, you guys say whatever you want. 1.00
00:18:57.640 I'm just going to sit here like.
00:18:59.000 We'll make you get a defense for everything.
00:19:01.800 I'll blink twice if I agree.
00:19:03.400 No, I just thought it was funny that they brought up, you know, but I don't know.
00:19:09.980 I don't I don't think some people I feel like make this out to be like if you accept it, it's some like betraying a principle.
00:19:16.660 You're like, no, I mean, it's just kind of a payoff thing. 0.77
00:19:19.440 Like, I mean, like, obviously, like, yeah, it may fuck you over if later you're like, I can't talk shit if something goes down. 0.89
00:19:26.600 But I know it's just a contractual thing. 0.99
00:19:28.820 I know a lot of people want to make like this like a First Amendment thing.
00:19:31.300 I think it's a double edged sword, though.
00:19:33.560 Like, would you would you rather these thousand college students that are all gung ho for Ron Paul's revolution 2.0 not have Dave Cohen and Spike or excuse me, Dave Smith and Spike.
00:19:45.800 I'm very sleepy.
00:19:46.760 Dave Smith, Spike Cohen.
00:19:48.220 Dave Jew and Spike Jew.
00:19:50.960 All these all these Mises caucus. 0.58
00:19:53.060 I don't know why you said that.
00:19:53.920 All these Mises caucus, you know, affiliated people like myself and Reed and even Mark Clare, who's certainly not affiliated with the Mises caucus.
00:20:02.300 I just like there is value in those kids hearing our our opinions, too.
00:20:06.600 So it's it's double.
00:20:07.700 Like, I get it, though.
00:20:08.580 I also get why, you know, gagging professional commentators is is not a good look.
00:20:13.920 And I understand people's aversion to it.
00:20:15.820 So I get I see both sides.
00:20:17.560 I don't know.
00:20:18.100 Yeah, no, it's definitely I mean, I don't think they should have done that.
00:20:21.340 I could understand like a week or two because it's like I can understand that, like, you know, to bar someone from coming to your event and literally talking shit like they are kind of deal or shortly after. 0.99
00:20:31.860 Like, yeah, bitch, I just pay you money. 1.00
00:20:33.620 Like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:20:34.860 That's reasonable. 0.99
00:20:36.020 But my opinion is, is if someone turns around and does that, you're never going to work with them again.
00:20:40.940 I mean, that's just like that's just business.
00:20:43.420 You know, like, why would someone do that?
00:20:44.780 And the event's great and they treat you well.
00:20:47.140 Like, why would someone do that in the first place?
00:20:49.320 And I don't know.
00:20:50.780 It just none of it.
00:20:51.600 None of it makes sense to me.
00:20:52.500 It's just a cost benefit analysis to me.
00:20:54.420 Like, like, I remember I was talking to Reed and he was like mulling it over.
00:20:58.060 And I was like, if they offered to me, like, I'd fucking take the gag for however long, because obviously, you know, do my benefit. 0.98
00:21:04.740 And it's like, it's not really that big of a deal to me if I talk shit about YAL or not. 0.95
00:21:09.020 But like, if I was some like big, you know, say like a Dave Smith and I'd actually read it, you know, like kind of like he said, I'm going to say what I'm going to say. 0.93
00:21:15.080 It's like, well, okay, you have the audience. 1.00
00:21:16.720 You're able to be like, well, fuck you. 1.00
00:21:18.680 Like, it's, I don't know. 1.00
00:21:19.880 It's whatever. 0.97
00:21:20.880 So, or bitch and say, hey, no, I'm not signing that, which is kind of what Malice did. 1.00
00:21:24.900 So, I can get it on both ends. 0.96
00:21:26.240 I just see it as a cost benefit analysis.
00:21:28.020 But when I was talking to Reed, he kept pointing out like, well, dog, you're an egoist. 1.00
00:21:31.180 No shit. 1.00
00:21:31.600 You see it that way. 1.00
00:21:33.700 That's true, too.
00:21:34.600 And a lot of people would just be like, I would never sign a contract saying I wouldn't be able to talk about anything.
00:21:38.680 So, I get that.
00:21:40.340 I get that.
00:21:41.040 And if that's your highest principle, you know, more proud to you.
00:21:45.740 Yeah.
00:21:46.000 Yeah.
00:21:46.280 And now that like there's so many people that have done that.
00:21:50.440 You're welcome, Top.
00:21:52.020 Oh, yeah.
00:21:53.160 Get in here, Top. 0.97
00:21:53.920 Good job, buddy.
00:21:55.260 Yeah, get in here.
00:21:55.700 Now that that part of the contract has been exposed, then I doubt they would do it next year.
00:22:01.100 It's like the, I don't know if you guys are football fans, but the Kyler Murray contract was a bunch of controversy
00:22:05.760 where they put in like a thing in his contract that basically says you have to do homework.
00:22:10.560 And the media got a hold of it.
00:22:12.540 And it was such a big deal that they immediately pulled it out.
00:22:15.680 Like, well, we were just kidding and they pulled it out.
00:22:17.820 So, like, now that everyone knows that they're doing that kind of shitty thing,
00:22:20.620 I bet that next year or whenever they do the next YL event like that, they probably won't be in there.
00:22:27.440 You know what I mean?
00:22:27.900 I sure hope.
00:22:28.760 It was kind of a weird thing. 0.99
00:22:30.280 And if they did try to press charges, because I guess technically Dave didn't talk like a lot of shit, 0.97
00:22:34.460 but I guess he did, I guess you could possibly interpret it that way and say to the side to take him to court, 0.97
00:22:39.520 it'd be way more of a win for him even losing the money. 0.99
00:22:42.320 Because he would like, he'd be like, hey, I'm, you know, look at my big dick energy 0.99
00:22:46.020 and look at them being, you know, fucking fags about this weird little thing. 1.00
00:22:49.740 And, you know, like, yeah, I lost some money in a lawsuit or whatever the hell I owe you. 0.99
00:22:53.720 But, you know, fucking got so many followers out of it, you know?
00:22:57.160 It's just the overarching point I'd like to make is it's a huge mistake to ask libertarians to not talk about something. 0.96
00:23:04.500 Like, just a bad, bad mistake.
00:23:08.660 So, like, just don't do it, you know?
00:23:10.360 If you're doing good work, like, we're going to support the fuck out of you anyway.
00:23:14.460 So, like, you don't need to do this.
00:23:15.780 There's just, there's no reason for a contentious type, you know, deal.
00:23:19.180 So, I'm rooting for him, and I hope that, you know, maybe, maybe the fact that Malice withdrew 0.97
00:23:26.440 and fucking lit them on fire today will help. 0.97
00:23:30.000 It'll help, you know, all of us come together. 1.00
00:23:32.120 I don't know, you know, I'm being a little bit overly obvious. 0.90
00:23:34.060 We'll get rid of the women in the organization. 1.00
00:23:35.720 It'll be a lot better, probably. 0.98
00:23:38.140 Not what I was saying.
00:23:41.440 Yeah, I read between the lines.
00:23:44.300 Well, that would get rid of one of YAL's biggest problems.
00:23:47.760 Oh, Jesus Christ. 0.99
00:23:49.940 You guys are savages. 0.98
00:23:51.360 All right, what's the next topic? 1.00
00:23:52.560 If there's no chicks there, you can't be having any sex scandals. 0.99
00:23:55.200 Can we please pull up the cum jar? 0.99
00:23:56.880 I don't want to talk about this anymore. 0.99
00:23:58.520 Yeah, let's talk about something safer, like the cum jar. 0.90
00:24:01.020 We can do the cum jar. 0.94
00:24:03.200 We need to go back to libertarians as being a dude's thing. 1.00
00:24:05.480 That way we don't have to worry about all this other gay shit. 1.00
00:24:07.740 We got the cum jar, and we got, Kyle had requested a fucker duck, so we do have to get to that 1.00
00:24:12.940 at some point, so. 0.99
00:24:13.820 Oh, I'm so in.
00:24:15.140 Yeah, it's up to you guys which one. 0.98
00:24:16.500 You want to talk about this cum jar? 1.00
00:24:18.480 No, I'm going to fuck a duck. 1.00
00:24:20.280 I don't get two shits with a cum jar, honestly. 1.00
00:24:22.400 Can we do both? 1.00
00:24:23.020 Plan out both.
00:24:24.300 Yeah. 1.00
00:24:25.180 Would you fuck the cum jar? 1.00
00:24:27.600 That's the real question. 1.00
00:24:28.700 Yes or no? 1.00
00:24:29.480 Fuck the cum jar. 1.00
00:24:30.320 The real point about the cum jar is, well, let's just, we'll take a look here. 1.00
00:24:35.580 Uh, this is a story that was, uh, shared on Reddit, uh, the confession subreddit, I believe. 0.72
00:24:43.500 Kyle, what is this background picture?
00:24:45.780 Uh, this is, uh, that looks like, what is this, a school for ants?
00:24:50.320 This is the, uh, Tower Gang, uh, DMs.
00:24:53.400 I know you guys want to look at this.
00:24:53.900 That's an advertisement for prep.
00:24:55.280 Exactly.
00:24:59.180 So this is, uh, yeah.
00:25:01.060 I don't really hate this so much, Toad. 1.00
00:25:02.920 Just roll, all this fucking stupid text. 1.00
00:25:05.760 Entitled, my husband has a jar. 1.00
00:25:08.660 Uh, so some woman posted this. 0.94
00:25:10.700 I found a jar that my husband has been ejaculating in, and I threw it away.
00:25:14.540 He got very upset with me.
00:25:16.660 Why do we need the visual aid for this?
00:25:18.400 It makes me read it anyways.
00:25:19.540 It just stresses me out.
00:25:20.660 Take it away.
00:25:21.200 Take it away, all right.
00:25:23.440 Yeah, yeah, take it away, but then read it to us.
00:25:25.400 That's perfect.
00:25:26.080 All right.
00:25:26.700 My husband has a jar.
00:25:27.580 Unless you have a picture of the jar, because I'd be very interested.
00:25:30.700 Unfortunately, I do not, but you're going to have to visualize it.
00:25:33.820 Well, I can visualize it.
00:25:35.140 So I'm a woman in my 30s.
00:25:37.080 I made a throwaway because I don't want this tied to my main account at all.
00:25:41.160 Because, of course, you know, Reddit accounts are so important, man.
00:25:44.980 Yesterday, our garbage disposal stopped working, and I was trying to see why.
00:25:49.560 So I was looking around under the sink, and I moved stuff out to get in there to look around more easily.
00:25:54.700 In the very back, tucked away, was a mason jar that I thought was just over halfway full of kitchen grease at first.
00:26:01.640 But I realized it wasn't grease.
00:26:03.260 I thought it looked like semen. 0.58
00:26:04.920 I made the mistake of opening it, and by the smell, I knew that it was definitely semen. 0.93
00:26:09.500 I couldn't believe what I was seeing. 0.94
00:26:11.640 Disgust it, I threw it away in the dumpster outside. 0.93
00:26:14.720 It had to have been my husband's, but I don't know why he would save semen in a jar.
00:26:18.680 My husband got home, and I asked him about it. 0.81
00:26:21.220 He seemed very embarrassed and confessed it was indeed a jar full of semen. 0.64
00:26:25.000 He was filling for almost a year. 0.91
00:26:27.460 I was shocked and asked him why.
00:26:29.600 He said whenever it was my time of the month or I wasn't in the mood, he'd jerk off into the jar after I went to bed.
00:26:36.340 I asked him why not go to the toilet or use tissues or the shower or something. 1.00
00:26:40.420 Why a fucking jar? 0.99
00:26:41.900 He couldn't answer this other than saying that he's been doing this since he was a kid. 1.00
00:26:45.680 I told him I wanted to stop using a jar because it's disgusting.
00:26:49.660 He told me he didn't want to and asked where the jar was.
00:26:52.960 I told him I threw it away, and he was upset.
00:26:56.160 He said it took him a long time to fill the jar that much, and now he had to start over.
00:27:00.440 And we argued about him using a jar to store old jizz in. 0.99
00:27:04.560 I still don't understand why he wants to fill a jar for fuck's sake. 0.98
00:27:07.540 We argued about it, and during the argument, he opened the refrigerator, took a large jar of pickles out, and dumped it out, and started rinsing it out and said, 0.99
00:27:15.660 This is the cum jar now. 0.97
00:27:17.720 Before I knew it, I'm literally screaming at my husband about cumming in jars and told him he could either cum in me or the jar, but not both. 0.99
00:27:25.180 He clutched the jar and stormed it off to the bathroom. 0.98
00:27:28.320 I was literally speechless. 0.99
00:27:29.640 Okay, I talked shit, but that was pretty good. 0.99
00:27:33.200 You know what? 0.98
00:27:33.760 I can kind of honestly kind of wrap my head around this, but the only way I can see this is if you had like a –
00:27:39.380 Take a screenshot of Kyle's face right now. 0.98
00:27:43.120 If you had like a shitty mother that like never – 0.99
00:27:45.600 I thought he was frozen. 1.00
00:27:48.040 That's just my reaction.
00:27:50.360 You know how when you first start like doing that as a kid? 1.00
00:27:53.640 Like you know what the fuck you're doing. 1.00
00:27:54.800 And like I feel like if you had a parent – like say you just for some reason thought in your retarded little eight-year-old head or whatever that, 1.00
00:28:01.600 Hey, a good place to do it is in this jar, and I'll hide it when my mother won't see it. 0.62
00:28:04.640 It's let's say your mother never found it, and you went your whole life doing that. 0.92
00:28:08.240 I could see all this like weird inborn thing where like you've done it forever, and now you have this weird fucked up thing where like that's just your thing. 0.94
00:28:16.400 No. 0.88
00:28:16.780 Don't get me wrong.
00:28:17.240 It's bizarre.
00:28:18.200 No.
00:28:18.300 And I feel like it stems from parental issues, but should have cleaned the room more.
00:28:22.300 I think the only way that I would justify this is if you were storing your semen and like refrigerating it or freezing it or something so that you could like spread your steam later.
00:28:32.720 I think that's the only acceptable excuse. 0.97
00:28:34.860 If you need to repopulate the earth, that's about the only thing that fucking makes sense. 1.00
00:28:39.280 Because all that sperm is motherfucking dead, dude. 1.00
00:28:42.560 That sperm is super dead. 1.00
00:28:44.100 Yeah. 1.00
00:28:44.300 Dead, dead, dead.
00:28:45.240 So there's no value to it whatsoever. 1.00
00:28:46.540 This dude is a fucking lunatic, and I can't believe you guys are trying to justify it in any form of question. 1.00
00:28:52.340 What I'm getting out of this right now is that none of you guys have a cum jar, so I'll just stay quiet. 1.00
00:28:57.240 No. 1.00
00:28:57.900 Dude, I jerk off in the shower. 0.98
00:28:59.740 That's what I'm dealing with men's culture here. 1.00
00:29:01.560 I usually jerk off in the shower or like a sane person, so. 1.00
00:29:04.800 To our resident cum jar utilizer, Top, if you could advise as to why the fuck you do that. 1.00
00:29:10.200 I'd appreciate it. 1.00
00:29:10.780 First off, using a pickle jar, big mistake, too acidic.
00:29:15.440 You need one of the big.
00:29:19.160 You're sure it's not empty you get first.
00:29:22.080 You need the BJ size Hellman's, an empty Hellman's mayonnaise.
00:29:27.160 The mayonnaise jar, yeah.
00:29:28.600 Yes, that'll keep it moist.
00:29:29.540 Yeah, if there's any leftover mayo, then you can't really tell the difference anyway, so.
00:29:32.700 That seems like a huge risk that someone sees the mayo jar and just uses it.
00:29:38.680 Oh, my God.
00:29:39.240 He's just present on a sandwich.
00:29:41.400 Honey, honey, I just made you some tuna salad.
00:29:44.260 Anyone have eyes on Brad Palumbo?
00:29:47.480 Here we go again. 1.00
00:29:48.640 He's fucking stole my mayo. 1.00
00:29:50.640 Unbelievable. 1.00
00:29:52.160 How long it took me to get that fucking mayonnaise, Brad? 0.99
00:29:55.380 Right. 1.00
00:29:57.800 You know how white people love the mayonnaise, too, man. 1.00
00:30:00.700 He's just fucking slathering it on there. 1.00
00:30:04.120 Loving Mike Pence. 1.00
00:30:05.200 Whatever.
00:30:05.600 Do you think they give you a good bonus when they see jars of mayo?
00:30:08.680 Well, I don't know how to answer that.
00:30:15.160 I don't think they do.
00:30:16.220 I don't think they do.
00:30:17.260 Well, because I've always wondered if they get a boner when they walk into a room and they
00:30:20.860 like, if you like, if you smell a fart, like, do you go like, like, boy, yo, yo, yo, yo.
00:30:27.020 It's kind of the same idea as when you smell your finger the next morning, like, oh, yeah.
00:30:31.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:31.920 For real. 0.99
00:30:32.340 Yeah, so if a gay dude was to smell this, like, jizz jar, he would get a boner from it. 1.00
00:30:37.780 Is that what we're saying? 1.00
00:30:38.360 Yes, it's possible.
00:30:41.720 It's a scientific fact, obviously.
00:30:44.300 You can probably just shut it. 0.82
00:30:46.620 So my wife, my wife used to work with this gay dude and she would come and say, what am 0.89
00:30:51.840 I doing on this podcast?
00:30:52.920 I mean, I love it.
00:30:55.000 I love it when we scare off comedians because we're so insane.
00:30:57.880 Like, I got a clear guy's fun.
00:31:01.200 I've seen you said it.
00:31:02.140 I saw you said it at Porkfest.
00:31:03.380 This is nothing, man.
00:31:04.200 Calm down.
00:31:05.020 Oh, yeah.
00:31:05.520 This is right in my wheelhouse.
00:31:07.000 Don't get me wrong.
00:31:07.700 I have my own jar, for sure.
00:31:09.200 But anyways, continue.
00:31:10.580 So, yeah, my wife used to work and one of the, like, the secretary, some gay dude, she 1.00
00:31:17.260 said every day she'd come home and she'd be like, this guy smells like shit. 1.00
00:31:20.660 Like, I can't explain what it is. 1.00
00:31:22.340 He just smells terrible. 0.96
00:31:24.180 Smells white, dude. 0.93
00:31:25.420 Like, and well put together.
00:31:26.920 Look, actually, she showed me a picture.
00:31:28.500 It looked a lot like Kyle.
00:31:30.060 But, and clearly.
00:31:32.440 I get that a lot.
00:31:32.960 I don't know why.
00:31:34.020 I have no idea.
00:31:35.120 It's a Reed Coverdale mustache, but keep it.
00:31:37.740 I like it.
00:31:38.660 Yeah.
00:31:38.920 Oh, yeah.
00:31:39.520 So, she was, so she was, she was just like, every day she'd tell me, like, yo, this guy 1.00
00:31:45.540 increasingly smells like worse asshole. 1.00
00:31:49.380 Assholes getting whiter. 1.00
00:31:50.700 Yeah. 1.00
00:31:50.980 So, she kept saying it and one of my gay friends was around and he goes, you know what
00:31:54.960 that is, right?
00:31:55.580 And we're like, no, no idea.
00:31:57.560 Well, what's happening is this dude is getting rammed out and then not washing properly.
00:32:03.240 So, like.
00:32:03.980 Oh, my God.
00:32:04.920 Yeah. 0.99
00:32:05.160 So, it's a mixture of, like, a loose butthole, semen that's festering, and then, like, probably 0.99
00:32:10.640 just, like, anal leakage. 0.99
00:32:11.660 Like, if your diet's bad, and he's just sitting there, it's graphic, it's terrible, he's sitting 0.99
00:32:16.240 there, and it's just.
00:32:17.020 It's called Santorum.
00:32:18.740 Is that what it's called?
00:32:20.000 Oh, yes.
00:32:20.620 That is true.
00:32:21.840 It sounds like this. 1.00
00:32:22.720 I hear shit, like, from, like, Leviticus and stuff about how, like, you know, that shit 1.00
00:32:27.440 is not okay. 1.00
00:32:28.620 Anyone who says the Bible's okay with gay, you're fucking retarded. 1.00
00:32:32.280 There's, like, a large, there's, like, probably five to ten verses that are very, very clear 1.00
00:32:38.120 their thoughts of the matter.
00:32:39.120 And it's times like this where I'm like, I kind of get it.
00:32:42.220 I don't agree completely, but I get where you're coming from.
00:32:50.980 You know what?
00:32:51.500 It might be, like, in the Bible, like, one of those things, like, don't eat pork because 0.98
00:32:55.200 people were dying in trichinosis and shit, and don't eat shellfish because we couldn't, 0.97
00:32:58.860 like, they weren't preparing it properly. 1.00
00:33:00.800 They're like, don't be gay. 1.00
00:33:02.220 Yeah, don't be gay because we don't know how to fix the shit that comes with that. 1.00
00:33:06.640 So, the Bible's just, like, right. 1.00
00:33:07.760 They don't even care about gay people. 0.94
00:33:08.640 They just give you the simple retard answer instead of being like, hey, if you want to be a 0.99
00:33:11.660 gay man, just, you know, I don't know, don't go crazy with it. 0.96
00:33:14.620 You know, just maybe try some sort of monogamy type thing, you know. 0.99
00:33:17.600 But instead of that, they just go, nope, don't be gay. 0.99
00:33:19.820 Instead of the don't go to gay piss orgies, the Bible's just like, just don't be gay. 1.00
00:33:23.600 I know you retards can't handle the nuance. 1.00
00:33:26.020 What's weird is that, like, obviously, biblically, yeah, they're pretty homophobic, as they would 0.96
00:33:33.340 say.
00:33:34.220 But what's weird is that.
00:33:35.500 Well, they're not scared of them. 0.99
00:33:37.320 Yeah, well, they're, like, homo, I don't know, murderous. 1.00
00:33:41.660 But what's fascinating is that, like, there's some really, you know, impressive civilizations 0.99
00:33:47.840 that had tons of homosexuality. 0.93
00:33:51.100 Like, the Romans come to mind. 0.79
00:33:53.040 It's oftentimes, oftentimes affiliated with, like.
00:33:55.280 Are you referring to around the time of the collapse?
00:33:57.520 Yeah, yes.
00:33:58.680 Well, no, no.
00:34:00.020 At their apex, too.
00:34:01.680 I'm just kidding.
00:34:02.480 I'm just kidding.
00:34:03.020 I genuinely don't have a problem with gay people.
00:34:05.000 I'm making an overarching point here.
00:34:06.680 They had, like, warrior culture.
00:34:09.280 I need Brad Palumbo.
00:34:11.640 Warrior culture, oftentimes, like, doesn't, they don't have a problem with, like, the tribal
00:34:17.720 leader just railing out the young dudes in the clan or whatever.
00:34:22.260 And I just think that's weird.
00:34:23.140 And then I started to think about it.
00:34:24.820 And this is all, this is my brain.
00:34:26.240 I'm just, like, dumping my brain out. 0.98
00:34:27.320 But then the, like, black people, even though they're super homophobic, like, if you go 1.00
00:34:31.640 to prison and you blow a dude out, like, all good. 0.96
00:34:35.340 Like, there's no, no such thing as being gay in the pen. 0.93
00:34:37.940 Like, it's totally fine.
00:34:39.200 I just think it's interesting.
00:34:40.260 It's just interesting because, like, that's, like, that's our warrior culture today is, like,
00:34:43.860 the gangsters that go to prison. 0.79
00:34:46.040 It's still gay. 1.00
00:34:46.840 Now, I'm wondering about that. 0.97
00:34:48.320 It's still gay. 1.00
00:34:49.000 It makes sense, though.
00:34:50.120 When you're at war, like, you make do with what you got.
00:34:52.380 You love the homies. 1.00
00:34:53.340 You fucking, you know, live to the next day. 1.00
00:34:55.180 Really? 1.00
00:34:55.700 You're back home.
00:34:56.520 Things are right. 1.00
00:34:57.080 Don't be fucking, fucking dudes. 1.00
00:34:58.160 Listen, man, I understand that we're all homosexual here, so. 1.00
00:35:02.220 Yeah.
00:35:02.580 No, I mean, I just, I just thought it was an interesting point. 0.97
00:35:05.060 Like, because they're, like, out, they're, like, out fucking murdering, you know, warrior 0.89
00:35:09.440 tribes or their opponent tribes at day, and then they're just blowing each other out at 0.99
00:35:13.760 night.
00:35:14.060 It's just interesting. 0.62
00:35:14.720 The gays were about it. 0.98
00:35:15.740 Have you ever read the story of Sodom and Gomorrah in the Bible? 0.58
00:35:18.300 Yeah.
00:35:19.220 Yeah.
00:35:19.540 So, there's a, there's a part in the scripture where, uh, I think Lot brings, like, the two
00:35:24.140 angels into the house.
00:35:25.280 Harry's getting here.
00:35:26.020 Like, people are getting wild.
00:35:27.540 Your mic just cut out. 1.00
00:35:29.180 Oh, damn. 1.00
00:35:29.940 Can you hear me? 1.00
00:35:30.880 I can hear you.
00:35:31.520 It's just really quiet.
00:35:32.580 Yeah.
00:35:33.340 It's going in and out.
00:35:35.700 Hear me?
00:35:36.260 Yeah.
00:35:36.420 Speak up when you're talking about sodomy. 0.60
00:35:38.100 Come on. 0.88
00:35:38.860 Yeah.
00:35:39.120 So, there's, there's a part where, uh, they, uh, the, the, the, a lot, lot shows up with
00:35:45.200 the angels and he's like, get in the house quick because people are wilding out here.
00:35:48.240 And a couple of gay dudes or bi dudes, they're, like, knocking on the door and they're like,
00:35:52.140 hey, we saw you have these angels. 1.00
00:35:53.780 Let us in and let us have sex with them. 1.00
00:35:55.820 And I'm like, God damn. 1.00
00:35:57.660 Like, they were, yeah, the gay people were about it back then. 0.99
00:36:00.640 Were the angels male?
00:36:02.980 I, I don't know.
00:36:04.040 Maybe they might've had buttholes though. 0.99
00:36:05.440 Probably.
00:36:06.460 They were the biblically accurate angels. 1.00
00:36:08.780 I know they shit. 1.00
00:36:09.540 Weird, weird, like, borderline fucking, like, deep fucking hallucinogenic trance looking 1.00
00:36:15.760 weird shit. 1.00
00:36:16.780 That's a recent question. 1.00
00:36:17.740 Biblically accurate angels?
00:36:19.220 Do angels have buttholes? 1.00
00:36:21.100 I'm not so sure.
00:36:22.820 Look, man, have you ever had a wing jaw before?
00:36:26.580 No, but I am now adding it to my bucket list.
00:36:29.820 Have any of you guys ever looked into the biblically accurate angels and what they look
00:36:36.640 like?
00:36:36.880 Like, cause there are weird descriptions in the Bible of what angels look like and they're
00:36:39.820 not what we think they look like.
00:36:41.780 There's literally nothing that Top hasn't looked into.
00:36:44.620 So you don't have to ask him that.
00:36:46.560 Top probably knows what I'm talking about.
00:36:48.340 Of course.
00:36:48.800 Yes, he does.
00:36:49.560 And I think I have seen it in like some documentary before.
00:36:52.160 What, what was it though?
00:36:52.900 I can't remember.
00:36:53.560 There's multiple different, there's multiple different angels, but like the most common
00:36:57.820 ones, like the one that's like, you know, multiple concentric, like wheels within
00:37:02.580 each other with like weird wings and eyes.
00:37:06.280 And there's like this weird Lovecraftian monster basically that you're like, oh yeah, that's
00:37:11.020 an angel.
00:37:11.600 Yeah.
00:37:12.020 Yeah.
00:37:12.500 But then I'll imagine with those rolling up and some dudes are like, yo, I'm going to 1.00
00:37:15.840 fuck that. 0.99
00:37:18.700 I can't kind of respect that really. 1.00
00:37:20.980 Yeah.
00:37:21.220 That's definitely not weird. 0.99
00:37:21.900 I bet that thing has a butthole and I'm going to find out. 0.99
00:37:25.180 Top, I'm wondering with your story about your wife's coworker or whatever. 1.00
00:37:29.060 So he smelled horrible because he had a gaping asshole from getting reamed all the time. 1.00
00:37:33.540 But if the guy who was reaming him, his dick would smell like that guy's butthole, right? 1.00
00:37:38.720 So if he didn't wash his dick, he would smell horrible as well, right? 1.00
00:37:42.060 Yeah. 1.00
00:37:42.180 But his wiener's not a caverous hole.
00:37:43.760 It's easy to clean off.
00:37:44.940 You know what I mean?
00:37:45.140 Yeah.
00:37:45.400 What if he still has sore skin?
00:37:47.140 These are all obvious answers. 1.00
00:37:48.760 I want to know if they get boners when they smell shit. 1.00
00:37:53.740 I wouldn't take like rancid shit, but maybe like a not so bad fart. 1.00
00:38:01.660 Like you know it's there, but you're not like, ooh. 0.99
00:38:04.380 You know, like I can see that.
00:38:05.680 It's the same idea with like coochie. 0.99
00:38:07.100 Like if you smell a coochie and it's just like faintly, you're like, yeah, that's good shit. 0.97
00:38:12.420 But when it's like, it's kind of the same thing with fish. 0.98
00:38:14.380 Once it starts sinking too much, you're like, that's bad.
00:38:17.040 That's a great point.
00:38:18.800 One, I love your use of the word coochie. 1.00
00:38:21.880 That was beautiful. 0.98
00:38:23.000 But also, unlike you uncultured swine, I have gay friends. 0.99
00:38:27.620 And a good buddy of mine is a big gay dude. 0.98
00:38:29.920 He's a comic. 1.00
00:38:31.000 And he was telling me all about the process of douching one's butthole before a gay date. 0.99
00:38:38.020 He's like, oh, I got a date tonight. 1.00
00:38:39.340 And he literally douches, douches out the bungus hole so he can impress the dude with a not poopy smelling butthole. 0.98
00:38:49.080 So I don't think, I don't think smelling the poop really gets him going. 0.97
00:38:52.240 You want a nice clean.
00:38:52.940 You want to faint.
00:38:53.640 I feel like you want to faint.
00:38:54.720 It's like it's natural. 1.00
00:38:55.600 Like if I went down on a coochie and it like smelled like strawberry, I'd be like, what the fuck did you do here? 0.99
00:39:00.580 I need to break it to you, Kyle. 1.00
00:39:02.360 But no matter how much you douche your asshole, you're still going to have some shit smell. 1.00
00:39:06.240 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:39:06.520 There's going to be some.
00:39:07.720 It is. 1.00
00:39:08.120 At the end of the day, it's an asshole. 1.00
00:39:10.040 I think you combine Kyle's story with Jose's thesis and we have an answer. 1.00
00:39:14.340 A faint odour. 1.00
00:39:17.440 Your dick is rock solid. 1.00
00:39:19.340 You're black, right? 1.00
00:39:20.100 Have you ever been to one of those bodegas where they sell like the incense candles and they'll sell one that smells like pussy? 1.00
00:39:28.060 Yeah. 1.00
00:39:29.200 Gwyneth Paltrow does. 0.99
00:39:30.300 I've been to a bodega where they smell like incense candles, but I've never seen the pussy one. 1.00
00:39:34.240 Oh, there's some bodegas where they'll sell like all different kind of incense candles and it's to like mask your weed smell in your house. 0.99
00:39:41.900 But one of them is called pussy. 1.00
00:39:43.780 No, mom. 1.00
00:39:44.220 I'm not smoking weed here. 0.97
00:39:45.940 I'm slamming puss. 0.81
00:39:48.440 Yeah. 1.00
00:39:49.180 Well, one of them is called pussy. 1.00
00:39:50.460 I've never lit it, but like I would assume like if you lit it and that gave you a boner, then it would be like reverse engineering for gay dudes. 1.00
00:39:57.280 Yeah, it is. 0.94
00:39:58.660 I've never tested it.
00:39:59.720 I know, I know everyone, everyone always thinks I'm homophobic when I ask this question, but this is genuine curiosity. 1.00
00:40:06.240 I want to know what makes gay dudes dick hard. 1.00
00:40:08.660 That's what I want to know. 1.00
00:40:09.940 Okay.
00:40:10.200 I mean, I feel like any straight dude has smelled like a faint whiff of cooch once and been like, yo, what's up? 0.87
00:40:16.880 But like, you don't want like a strong one. 0.99
00:40:19.400 No, if it's strong, you're like, get the fuck out of here. 0.72
00:40:22.040 I don't know if there's a middle ground for sure. 0.85
00:40:24.360 Yeah. 1.00
00:40:24.660 But there are, there are some fucking, there's some creepy ass dudes that love like stank pussy. 1.00
00:40:29.800 So I, I can imagine there's some gay dudes out there that are like, they walk into a fucking outhouse and they're just like, oh, you're doing. 1.00
00:40:36.800 Like back in the day, like, I think, I think like Napoleon, Napoleon was known for this. 0.99
00:40:41.300 Like he would tell Josephine to just like not shower for like months on end.
00:40:45.440 Months? 0.97
00:40:45.880 Dirty bachelor. 0.90
00:40:46.360 Yeah. 0.69
00:40:46.820 I remember being in basic training and towards the end, like some of the girl flights would walk by and like the perfume would do it, but also that like faint smell of cooch. 0.99
00:40:55.560 You're like, oh, fuck. 0.99
00:40:58.440 Yeah. 0.99
00:41:01.320 If we ever do a new intro, that's going to be your edit right there.
00:41:06.260 21 minutes.
00:41:08.620 I was going to say one more thing about this jar though, by the way, do you not think that that dude, at least he was.
00:41:16.360 Being a total Chad at the end there by choosing the jar over the woman.
00:41:20.500 That's a Chad movie.
00:41:21.640 That's like Seinfeld where he chooses the voice over his girlfriend.
00:41:25.020 You remember that?
00:41:25.780 The hello.
00:41:27.880 That's he's like the jar.
00:41:29.840 And then she walks out.
00:41:31.100 La, la, la.
00:41:32.280 I'm going to turn off into it now.
00:41:34.380 All right.
00:41:34.600 Are we, are we all jarred out?
00:41:36.080 Are we ready to have 10 last libertarians?
00:41:37.840 We're already at 40 minutes.
00:41:38.840 So let's, let's get it.
00:41:39.480 Yeah.
00:41:39.640 Let's keep it moving. 0.87
00:41:40.640 I'm actually thinking about the jar because today I went on a mission.
00:41:44.020 And then we made, we made my kid, uh, like this sensory bottle.
00:41:48.180 It's like a Voss water bottle.
00:41:50.020 And you put like, not yet, but you put like in there and like the kids like it.
00:41:57.460 Like you, you glue the top and they like, turn it around. 0.98
00:41:59.760 It has toys and soap and shit. 0.99
00:42:01.220 And I'm like, would this work with jizz? 0.99
00:42:02.860 Maybe.
00:42:03.260 Is that inappropriate?
00:42:05.280 Most likely.
00:42:06.940 If you let your kids play with it, would this be?
00:42:10.500 It's like when you ever see those things that have like water, oil, and like other stuff.
00:42:13.900 So they're like separated.
00:42:15.100 Like a lava lamp.
00:42:15.680 Just get different, different consistencies.
00:42:17.340 Like your jizz, some oils, some water.
00:42:18.960 I just had another, I just had another very important question.
00:42:21.760 You know how there's like OnlyFans where the, the model will ship out her underwear. 1.00
00:42:26.800 Like your mom's house with Thompson Gray and Christina P.
00:42:28.700 They always talk about this.
00:42:29.560 Like the OnlyFans models will ship out their underwear. 1.00
00:42:32.780 They'll ship out like shit. 0.99
00:42:33.660 And like the dudes want it to stink. 1.00
00:42:35.860 Sniff it.
00:42:36.280 Yeah.
00:42:36.760 Yeah. 0.99
00:42:37.060 And then they'll sniff it while they jerk off while watching her on camera. 0.99
00:42:40.300 Right? 0.99
00:42:41.000 You gotta, you gotta imagine that there's some gay OnlyFans accounts. 0.97
00:42:44.980 Just shipping out a turd? 0.92
00:42:48.160 I was thinking.
00:42:49.460 One log.
00:42:53.080 Fennex this log to this guy's house.
00:42:54.920 He really hates it.
00:42:55.840 I think that, I think that might be like a biohazard.
00:42:58.220 I don't know if like legally.
00:42:59.560 I don't know if you can do that legally. 0.99
00:43:01.180 It'd still be pretty chad if you ship your shit through the mail. 0.98
00:43:04.380 No, you can actually, do you remember when, what was the, Binger, the attorney in the Kyle Rittenhouse? 0.99
00:43:12.220 Please don't say racial slurs.
00:43:14.280 No, Binger.
00:43:16.080 The attorney who was prosecuting Kyle Rittenhouse.
00:43:19.980 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99
00:43:20.420 A bunch of people, there was an online campaign to mail shit to that guy's house. 0.97
00:43:26.140 When that was going on. 1.00
00:43:27.280 What if he was gay? 1.00
00:43:27.780 Just on them, he's gay and he loves shit. 1.00
00:43:32.920 Wasn't Belle Delphine selling her piss? 1.00
00:43:34.840 Isn't that like the same thing as?
00:43:36.300 She was selling her bath water. 0.83
00:43:37.540 Bath water.
00:43:38.020 That's how we got Shu, because we riffed off of that with Sell Us Your Bath Water.
00:43:41.980 That's true.
00:43:42.520 Yeah, yeah.
00:43:43.940 Shu looks like Belle Delphine.
00:43:45.780 Sell Us Your Bath Water.
00:43:47.760 All right.
00:43:48.460 Let's do 10 Hottest Libertarians. 1.00
00:43:49.860 Let's fucking do this. 1.00
00:43:50.980 All right. 0.99
00:43:51.460 So this is a, I think this is a first.
00:43:53.520 We have a guest request for the new edition of Fucker Doc.
00:43:59.280 I got to show Top's artwork quickly here.
00:44:01.220 We got to make a new one.
00:44:04.720 Yeah, we need a new one.
00:44:06.400 The 10 Hottest Libertarian version of it, I suppose, is what we're calling it.
00:44:12.040 So this is a-
00:44:12.660 Are we going to look at teeny tiny pictures again of all these people?
00:44:15.600 Let's hope.
00:44:16.620 Yeah.
00:44:16.920 Get out my magnifying glass to see if they're-
00:44:18.600 Long scrolling text that describes them.
00:44:21.560 Well, yeah.
00:44:22.580 Dude, what do you think, man?
00:44:23.520 I just have the website up here.
00:44:24.980 We're absolutely not going to read their write-ups.
00:44:28.180 We're just going to-
00:44:28.740 No, no, no.
00:44:29.200 So Top 10 Hottest Libertarians.
00:44:31.360 This is from A.C. for Liberty.
00:44:33.880 So this is Austin Peterson.
00:44:34.260 Austin Peterson, shout out, man.
00:44:36.200 This is for the IRS, you know? 0.99
00:44:38.860 So we'll see how gay Austin is. 0.86
00:44:41.900 He even says here, some lists make you calm. 0.95
00:44:44.500 So I think this will.
00:44:47.360 Number one on the list is Dave Smith.
00:44:50.980 I mean, if we're doing this based on attractiveness, don't get me wrong.
00:44:54.140 He's an attractive dude.
00:44:54.880 He's definitely Top 10 of Libertarian individuals, if not Top 5.
00:44:59.660 But in this list, there were a couple cute chicks. 1.00
00:45:03.180 So I think he's kind of mixing, obviously, standards of attractiveness and maybe kind
00:45:08.740 of their reputation, sort of.
00:45:11.440 What's weird is Dave's been using the same headshot forever.
00:45:14.760 I don't even think it's a good picture of him.
00:45:16.340 I think he's a much better looking guy.
00:45:17.680 I don't know if he even looks like that anymore.
00:45:20.100 Honestly, like he doesn't look.
00:45:21.600 He doesn't.
00:45:23.720 I mean, I think he could.
00:45:24.700 I gotta give him some new headshots.
00:45:25.600 I think he could really stand and work out a little bit.
00:45:28.200 He's a pretty skinny fella.
00:45:29.940 But aside from that, he has very good genetics, very good at face, very good frame.
00:45:34.360 Like he could probably like not even put that much effort into working out and be looking 0.99
00:45:37.280 goddamn good as fuck. 0.99
00:45:38.980 Like no. 1.00
00:45:39.380 He's a lanky guy.
00:45:41.420 That was like one of the first things I noticed.
00:45:43.240 One of the first things I noticed hanging out with him is like how lanky he is.
00:45:47.020 And I love the guy. 0.99
00:45:48.120 I'm not dark, dark shit. 0.99
00:45:48.820 But he has really like strangely long fingers. 0.99
00:45:52.880 So I'm like grabbing stuff. 0.99
00:45:54.820 And I was like, what the fuck? 0.99
00:45:56.920 He's like. 0.99
00:45:57.820 That's not the only strangely long thing he's got.
00:46:01.300 That's Dick Dave Smith.
00:46:02.800 That's what they say. 1.00
00:46:03.800 Dude, you know how many dicks he can jerk off at the same time with those fingers? 1.00
00:46:07.080 Jesus. 1.00
00:46:07.420 God.
00:46:07.960 I kept asking him to just give me one finger and he wouldn't do it.
00:46:10.580 He was kind of like I can't move.
00:46:11.840 He's handsome, dude.
00:46:12.660 He got blessed in that department.
00:46:15.020 I think Dave is.
00:46:16.320 I think you're just being heterosexual and you're not being fair. 0.94
00:46:19.440 I think Dave is probably the hottest libertarian.
00:46:21.760 Anyways.
00:46:22.660 Even though, yeah, he looks like he probably got aged from Robbie.
00:46:26.040 Okay.
00:46:26.400 To be fair with you.
00:46:27.200 All right.
00:46:27.440 I guess even if I was like to evaluate as if I was a chick.
00:46:30.740 All right.
00:46:31.140 Like there is like.
00:46:32.780 And then like then do the reverse.
00:46:34.540 There's like one chick that's a smoke show in here. 1.00
00:46:36.360 Although I've never seen her anywhere.
00:46:37.760 I don't know who she is.
00:46:38.780 She's not real.
00:46:39.440 Roll the two. 0.71
00:46:40.180 Go, go, go, go. 1.00
00:46:41.340 Dave Smith is a fuck for all of us. 1.00
00:46:43.520 I'm pretty sure. 1.00
00:46:43.900 Oh, for sure.
00:46:44.500 Yeah.
00:46:45.340 I ain't ducking that, dude.
00:46:47.120 Dude, I'm just wondering why his tour dates are on this headshot here.
00:46:51.940 Couldn't they have used another picture?
00:46:53.800 That's from like six years ago too, probably.
00:46:56.200 Dave, you're doing a show on April 29th and April 30th? 0.99
00:47:00.080 Holy shit. 0.99
00:47:01.640 Where? 0.99
00:47:02.660 I don't.
00:47:03.640 I don't even say. 0.99
00:47:05.340 Really, Dave is just running a master class in fucking promotion right now. 0.99
00:47:08.340 All right. 0.99
00:47:08.540 Number two is Ophelia Overton.
00:47:11.040 I have no idea who this is.
00:47:12.100 This is a smoke show. 0.98
00:47:13.720 She's not fucking obvious. 0.99
00:47:15.260 She wins. 0.98
00:47:15.920 She's number one.
00:47:17.480 Yeah.
00:47:18.200 She's number two on this.
00:47:19.620 Dude, look at that. 0.67
00:47:20.780 Oh my God.
00:47:21.220 That photo, that sweater. 1.00
00:47:22.560 Oh my fuck. 1.00
00:47:24.140 Is this fap or trap? 1.00
00:47:28.340 I don't know.
00:47:29.300 What's her thing?
00:47:29.720 She's very pretty. 0.99
00:47:30.540 I have no fucking clue who she is though. 0.98
00:47:32.880 It's completely self-promotional on Austin's part. 1.00
00:47:35.460 It's one of his staff or some shit. 1.00
00:47:39.200 It's his side bitch. 1.00
00:47:40.640 Yeah, probably. 1.00
00:47:41.360 I don't know.
00:47:41.920 He's got a...
00:47:42.780 If we ever get him on here, we need to have him read his dating profile. 0.99
00:47:45.780 It was fucking... 0.99
00:47:46.380 It's amazing. 0.99
00:47:47.240 Oh yeah, we definitely need to do that.
00:47:48.680 AP, come on to our power hour.
00:47:50.360 I've never seen her in my life.
00:47:52.560 And usually you would see her on Twitter like simping or a guy simping around.
00:47:56.300 I've never seen her in.
00:47:57.160 She would have six figures followers if she was even on Twitter. 0.96
00:48:00.580 So I don't believe that she's real.
00:48:01.260 Oh my God.
00:48:01.280 If she was even just promoted, even just to the occasion, just kind of cute selfie and
00:48:05.620 didn't really put out much verbal content, she still would just be killing it in the 0.82
00:48:08.980 followers.
00:48:09.540 Every post, it could just be a selfie with her going, I am a federal agent and she would
00:48:13.800 still have 100,000 followers. 0.99
00:48:14.800 She didn't even have to go full on whore, like titties out, just even just a face with 1.00
00:48:19.300 a little bit of cleave and you're fucking good. 1.00
00:48:21.480 You know, like when you're that hot. 0.99
00:48:23.860 Yep.
00:48:24.380 I just followed her hypothetically, just thinking about it.
00:48:27.080 All right.
00:48:27.540 Number three.
00:48:28.860 I'm following her in real life, so.
00:48:32.120 Just around town, you mean?
00:48:34.340 Yes.
00:48:34.900 Yeah.
00:48:36.640 That's a fault.
00:48:38.060 Number three, read Coverdale. 0.83
00:48:40.240 You know, you know, I got to put him at number one because he's the only one I've had sex 0.98
00:48:45.160 with. 0.87
00:48:45.280 I honestly, although I feel like if I was a chick, I'd have a distinct taste.
00:48:50.960 He is a man's man.
00:48:52.500 He is like the scotch of men.
00:48:54.480 That's what he is. 0.64
00:48:55.560 Like, yeah, he is.
00:48:56.620 Look at that rugged beard, dude.
00:48:57.900 Oh my God.
00:48:58.580 He's like a sexy lumberjack.
00:49:00.420 Dude, I actually took this photo and I should get royalties for it.
00:49:04.500 I'm a professional photographer now.
00:49:06.000 I, you know, captured his raw masculine essence.
00:49:10.480 You should be fourth sexiest just by association.
00:49:13.720 Really, I think.
00:49:15.120 Yeah.
00:49:15.340 I'm glad you said essence because that's exactly what he emanates.
00:49:18.660 Essence of man.
00:49:20.880 As you know, Clint, I've allowed Reed to sleep in my bed multiple times.
00:49:34.080 I've allowed him the privilege of that.
00:49:36.240 Were you there too?
00:49:37.340 I said, I said, you put a hand on him. 1.00
00:49:38.760 I'll fucking kill you. 1.00
00:49:40.360 I did more than that. 1.00
00:49:43.280 Sure you did.
00:49:45.220 All right. 0.57
00:49:45.820 I'm doubting whether or not you had sex with Reed.
00:49:47.900 This, this, this little comedy riff bit is floundering.
00:49:50.980 Let's move on. 1.00
00:49:53.100 Reed is a fuck. 1.00
00:49:54.020 All of these people are fucks. 1.00
00:49:55.460 Toad just beats every single joke into the ground. 1.00
00:49:58.440 Number four.
00:49:59.800 Is Josie the Red Heads Libertarian.
00:50:02.440 I'm not even trying to be mean, but like high mids.
00:50:08.640 I thought you were going to be meaner, honestly.
00:50:11.900 No, I don't, I don't find her unattractive.
00:50:14.380 I don't find her particularly extra attractive.
00:50:17.320 Like she's cute.
00:50:18.680 I guess like just like high mids.
00:50:20.940 I get her confused.
00:50:22.160 I get her confused with every other redheaded libertarian. 0.99
00:50:24.840 I just, nothing stands out.
00:50:28.220 That's every single one.
00:50:29.440 Cause I think she's very unique for the redheaded libertarian crowd in terms of looks, but. 1.00
00:50:34.160 Well, she has. 0.97
00:50:34.840 Maybe you're just racist. 0.91
00:50:35.980 Have you considered that top? 0.88
00:50:37.060 Yeah. 1.00
00:50:37.840 I hate the Irish fucking bitch. 1.00
00:50:39.820 There's something about her energy that scares me. 1.00
00:50:42.620 Like, I mean, like if I was to be in a relationship with her, not that I'm worried about it, but something about her.
00:50:47.440 I just feel like she's just, there's just like a, something in her eyes just screams like, this is going to be like a crazy person to be in a relationship with.
00:50:54.360 Everything else, socially, she seems all right.
00:50:56.460 Everywhere I've ever seen her peer, but something about the eyes, it's like, I'd be very worried in a relationship, you know.
00:51:02.760 I had her on my show today.
00:51:04.320 Like three hours ago.
00:51:07.220 I have to be completely wrong.
00:51:09.140 I don't know. 0.99
00:51:09.860 And she made you sign a contract where you can't talk shit for a year. 0.99
00:51:13.060 So we can't take your opinion. 0.99
00:51:14.700 Honestly, I wouldn't talk shit about Josie. 0.97
00:51:16.520 I think she's awesome. 0.96
00:51:18.280 She and I have become pretty good friends over the past year.
00:51:21.800 And what's funny is like, she was pretty reviled by like my little wing of Liberty Twitter for a while.
00:51:30.220 And I didn't ever understand it because I hadn't been on the internet long enough to know what the beef was.
00:51:35.360 And then I just started to like, yeah, I still don't know what the beef is, but I started to interact with her.
00:51:39.460 No, and I don't care. 0.98
00:51:40.060 And I concluded that all of the people that hated her very rapidly hated me as soon as my account started to grow and shit. 0.99
00:51:47.720 I was like, oh, these people are just fucking like haters. 0.99
00:51:51.060 Yeah, exactly. 0.99
00:51:51.900 That's the read I got too.
00:51:53.240 To be clear, they could be 100% correct.
00:51:55.880 I have no idea. 0.99
00:51:56.540 I never cared to bother to look into their weird fucking issues. 0.99
00:51:59.540 But yeah, I mean, I don't know. 0.99
00:52:01.800 Yeah, that's the vibe I got too. 0.67
00:52:03.220 All the people that hated her end up being crazy people.
00:52:05.740 So they could be right.
00:52:07.040 I can actually, I can tell you exactly what happened off the show if you want.
00:52:10.740 And you will.
00:52:11.520 I genuinely don't care.
00:52:13.780 It will confirm your, what you're saying here.
00:52:17.560 I don't know what happened.
00:52:18.500 And I also don't care.
00:52:20.140 And you keep scrolling down.
00:52:21.500 Is there like nudes or anything else?
00:52:23.180 Or is that the only picture?
00:52:24.860 Um, that might be the only one.
00:52:26.900 Oh no, there is another one.
00:52:27.820 There we go.
00:52:28.900 I mean, the red-headed aspect gives extra points. 0.80
00:52:31.340 I'm not going to lie.
00:52:32.220 You know.
00:52:32.920 No, she's a red dude. 1.00
00:52:34.020 I think she's very pretty.
00:52:35.120 And she's also got.
00:52:35.760 That's why she's in high mids. 1.00
00:52:36.380 But it's not even like, whoa!
00:52:37.960 She's in her mid-30s and she's got two kids.
00:52:40.200 I mean, to be in that kind of shape.
00:52:42.180 No, she's cute. 1.00
00:52:43.100 That's an absolute smash. 1.00
00:52:45.200 She's a fuck. 1.00
00:52:46.180 And we know that I like women that play ukulele as a fellow ukulele artist. 1.00
00:52:51.380 She also plays.
00:52:52.640 And so does Tulsa Gabbard.
00:52:53.800 So we should make that.
00:52:55.400 You just brought her down to low mids. 1.00
00:52:57.520 Yeah, right.
00:52:58.260 I'm out. 1.00
00:53:00.120 A woman that thinks she has a fucking talent she wants to be bothering me by. 1.00
00:53:04.560 You know. 0.99
00:53:06.300 The fact that Toad plays ukulele is the least surprising thing I've heard this entire podcast,
00:53:10.820 by the way.
00:53:11.540 But you don't follow me on Twitter, huh?
00:53:14.480 I don't.
00:53:15.640 Well, I don't use Twitter, really.
00:53:17.260 Well, I am suspended now, so unfortunately.
00:53:21.680 Number five is Austin's wife. 1.00
00:53:24.420 She's cute. 0.95
00:53:25.340 I mean, she's kind of the same league as Josie, I think. 0.73
00:53:27.860 Like, you know, like, if we're going to be honest, probably in the six to eight range.
00:53:31.220 She looks like a SeaWorld trainer in that picture. 1.00
00:53:34.140 You know what?
00:53:34.780 That kind of weirdly makes it hotter.
00:53:36.580 Yeah.
00:53:37.660 They can stroke my orca, you know what I'm saying?
00:53:40.380 Yeah, the skin suit. 0.62
00:53:41.820 Yeah.
00:53:42.420 She's cute. 0.95
00:53:43.560 She's another red-headed libertarian, so. 1.00
00:53:46.280 Yeah.
00:53:46.880 We got too many already.
00:53:48.280 One is enough.
00:53:49.880 I just can't believe that Austin published this, and he put another red-headed libertarian 0.97
00:53:54.320 in front of his wife.
00:53:55.260 Dude, like, savage grief.
00:53:57.100 It's weird to put your wife in there, and I feel like if you're going to include your 0.99
00:54:00.100 wife, you either go all the way with it or not at all. 1.00
00:54:02.760 To put her, like, midway through the list is a weird move. 0.98
00:54:05.080 You put her number one and put some sappy bullshit, or you just don't put her in there at all 0.99
00:54:09.260 and she bitches about it. 1.00
00:54:10.320 And you put Reed in front of your own wife. 1.00
00:54:13.200 No, no, no. 1.00
00:54:13.860 You better fuck Reed than his own wife. 1.00
00:54:17.080 It's all or nothing with a move like this. 1.00
00:54:19.080 No, dude.
00:54:19.540 I totally agree.
00:54:21.020 Number one, my wife, because she's my wife, and then that's it. 0.86
00:54:24.840 Putting her right in the middle, it's because there's, like, such intent behind it, it's
00:54:29.220 a massive Chad move.
00:54:31.120 I don't know, dude.
00:54:32.060 It's just weird.
00:54:32.980 I can't even justify the middle move. 0.95
00:54:35.260 I gotta say, though, if she didn't kill him for this, she is cool as hell.
00:54:39.480 Because I would, like, most of the women I've dated, they would not be pleased if I was 1.00
00:54:44.280 fucking... 0.99
00:54:44.680 Most of the women I've dated that I put on a hot or not list. 1.00
00:54:47.660 You can justify not putting them on a list because you'd be like, that'd be weird.
00:54:52.600 You're my girlfriend, wife, whatever.
00:54:54.500 But then to put them on a list and put them, like, in the middle?
00:54:56.640 Like, that's... 0.86
00:54:57.540 You know what's fucking funny to think about? 0.96
00:55:00.440 So, Clint, you've actually spoken to Austin Peterson, and you know his cadence. 0.96
00:55:03.560 So, imagine his wife questioning, so I'm number five, and he just says, well, actually, sit
00:55:07.820 down and let me explain this to you theoretically.
00:55:10.080 And just, like, post me to the date points about why she's number five and she agrees at
00:55:14.260 them.
00:55:14.660 I made a present kind of list, honey.
00:55:16.360 You'll see real quick how my logic came out.
00:55:19.560 I wish one of you guys could do his cadence right, because it is actually pretty hilarious
00:55:22.660 to think about, but I couldn't even try to...
00:55:25.120 Yeah, I'd have to work on it.
00:55:26.480 Yeah.
00:55:27.180 It's unique.
00:55:28.020 It's unique.
00:55:28.440 And you definitely want to listen to it.
00:55:30.940 I think she earns extra points, too, because she just seems like a really sweet person.
00:55:35.000 Yeah, she's nice. 0.99
00:55:36.860 She looks like a sweetheart there. 0.98
00:55:38.300 There you go.
00:55:39.540 All the whales love her at SeaWorld.
00:55:42.480 Really popular with the porpoises, you know?
00:55:44.520 Dave Rubin.
00:55:45.460 Dave Rubin is number six.
00:55:47.360 He's a handsome fellow.
00:55:48.420 He is.
00:55:49.460 Dave came on my show, but then he...
00:55:50.760 I would mail him my turn today, dude.
00:55:52.400 For sure.
00:55:53.780 Dave came on my show, but then he didn't follow me, so I have to put him down to, like,
00:55:57.940 number eight, dude.
00:55:58.680 What?
00:55:59.620 Whoa.
00:56:01.100 Yeah, I would definitely...
00:56:01.880 If I was in a dude, I would 100% be in a Dave Rubin.
00:56:04.320 Even if I was a straight chick, he's a handsome man.
00:56:06.580 No, I met him in wherever the first Freedom Fest was, South Dakota.
00:56:12.800 Yeah.
00:56:13.100 Very handsome guy.
00:56:14.300 Like, the picture doesn't do it justice. 0.97
00:56:15.700 He is a fucking really good-looking guy in person, so... 0.95
00:56:18.500 Does he have, like, a really big face in person? 0.99
00:56:21.940 Not really.
00:56:22.580 I mean, when he smiles, obviously his cheeks expand, but if he's just standing there, no.
00:56:28.600 Yeah.
00:56:30.240 He's also more attractive because of that Chad move that he pulled on Joe Jorgensen.
00:56:36.280 If you all remember that.
00:56:37.960 Joe was like, are you going to vote for me now, Dave?
00:56:41.280 And he's like, no, I'm voting for Trump.
00:56:42.660 It was an unnecessary and niche callback, but I got you.
00:56:46.160 I actually have a picture with two people on this list and me, which makes it even more
00:56:51.300 hurtful that I wasn't included.
00:56:52.740 I have Dave Rubin and Reid in South Dakota together.
00:56:57.900 Weird.
00:56:59.720 All right, we can stop looking at Dave Rubin.
00:57:01.740 Oh, no, I don't want to. 1.00
00:57:03.020 Fuck Dave. 1.00
00:57:03.500 Number seven, we need Reid Coverdale here for this. 0.99
00:57:06.460 Dude, this is the biggest slight on this list as far as I'm concerned.
00:57:09.980 And I know Jose's fucking deeply satisfied with the fact that she was put low.
00:57:14.480 I don't think she's been on the list. 0.94
00:57:15.520 It's not going to be mean to her.
00:57:16.320 Look at this.
00:57:17.260 Look at this.
00:57:17.720 Like, he's like, who is this person?
00:57:19.760 She is peak mid, like peak mid. 0.98
00:57:22.720 Dude. 0.99
00:57:23.120 I don't get why you guys think she's so fucking hot. 0.97
00:57:25.060 I'm not saying she's so pretty. 1.00
00:57:26.580 That's ridiculous. 0.98
00:57:27.360 She's definitely. 0.93
00:57:27.960 Can you play the video?
00:57:28.740 She's a twig with a generic chick face. 1.00
00:57:31.100 Probably can, yeah. 0.60
00:57:32.220 Generic chick face. 0.93
00:57:32.760 It's unbelievable.
00:57:33.420 Generic chick face. 0.93
00:57:34.480 I'm not even trying to. 0.71
00:57:35.220 I feel mean.
00:57:36.780 Oh, God.
00:57:42.220 All right, I get it. 1.00
00:57:44.340 Honestly, I'd rather fuck those puppies. 1.00
00:57:46.260 I'm going to be really honest with you. 1.00
00:57:47.340 What?
00:57:48.160 What?
00:57:49.200 Wait, did I say that out loud?
00:57:52.940 No.
00:57:54.620 All right.
00:57:55.260 I think it's a photo over.
00:57:56.400 Maybe if you're really sad, you're like planning for the future and like genetically not even
00:57:59.720 it out.
00:58:00.280 I don't know.
00:58:00.960 I'm just.
00:58:02.580 It's not even like I'm against fit chicks.
00:58:04.920 Like, I don't know.
00:58:06.880 I'm not into twigs.
00:58:07.660 I mean, whatever.
00:58:08.160 Some people, that's their thing. 0.90
00:58:09.360 You're not into fit chicks. 1.00
00:58:10.480 You can hit me up any day, dude.
00:58:11.740 I like the skinny chicks. 1.00
00:58:12.920 What's up, girl?
00:58:13.860 What's up, girl?
00:58:14.380 I'm under 11. 1.00
00:58:16.540 Kyle, medium penis rough is sliding in your DMs, MJ. 1.00
00:58:21.040 You can slide this medium penis right into your DMs. 1.00
00:58:23.660 I mean, she lives pretty close to Kyle, so. 1.00
00:58:26.500 What are you doing?
00:58:27.400 Is she?
00:58:28.540 Yeah.
00:58:29.240 She's from Colorado?
00:58:30.820 Yeah.
00:58:31.800 What's up, girl?
00:58:32.340 What's up, girl?
00:58:32.360 Is this MJ?
00:58:32.980 No, she's.
00:58:33.500 I mean, don't get me wrong.
00:58:34.220 She's cute. 0.95
00:58:34.780 I'm not even trying to be mean.
00:58:35.500 I just don't get why everyone fawns over her.
00:58:38.120 You just said she shouldn't even be on the list. 0.70
00:58:40.400 Reed is number three.
00:58:42.140 Reed is number three.
00:58:43.580 Reed is a more handsome man than she's an attractive woman. 0.92
00:58:46.000 Oh, that is the gayest thing you would ever see. 1.00
00:58:47.780 Yeah, you're out of your fucking mind, dude. 1.00
00:58:49.220 No, if we're going to be completely objective, I think Reed is a more handsome man than she 1.00
00:58:54.200 is a feminine woman. 1.00
00:58:55.940 Jesus Christ.
00:58:56.380 You are. 0.98
00:58:56.840 If we're being completely objective, we all just found out that Jose is gay. 0.98
00:59:01.500 And that's fine. 0.65
00:59:02.240 We all support you.
00:59:03.000 No, what Jose is saying, Jose is saying that Reed has staying power, and I think he's
00:59:07.540 right.
00:59:08.300 Like, Reed will be 40 and maintain that rugged good look.
00:59:11.060 Reed is 40 already.
00:59:12.120 Reed looks like he's 40 now.
00:59:13.260 Reed's not even 30, I don't think.
00:59:15.420 Reed is still looking to stay.
00:59:16.080 Reed's like 26, dude.
00:59:18.000 He's the youngest 45-year-old I've ever met.
00:59:20.760 I think he's 28, yeah.
00:59:24.180 Yeah, MJ is hot, though.
00:59:26.040 I will say that.
00:59:26.700 I mean, she's attractive. 0.97
00:59:27.900 A bit on the 50 side.
00:59:29.020 Like, top 10, like, I just, I don't, she's attractive.
00:59:32.640 She's pretty. 0.99
00:59:33.700 I'm just saying, like, I just.
00:59:35.060 She should be higher on this list. 0.97
00:59:36.500 I don't agree.
00:59:37.980 All I gotta say is, MJ, come see me this weekend.
00:59:41.060 I'm doing shows.
00:59:41.980 Oh, 100%.
00:59:42.820 Like, I would totally smash, but that's not saying much.
00:59:47.060 So.
00:59:48.360 She is the hottest woman on this list besides that chick who I don't think exists. 1.00
00:59:53.820 So.
00:59:54.000 So she is the hottest one. 1.00
00:59:55.520 I actually find both the redheads more attractive. 1.00
00:59:59.520 Nah.
01:00:00.380 Yeah. 0.98
01:00:00.580 You are tremendously racist towards MJ.
01:00:04.760 Yeah. 0.53
01:00:05.060 Because he got the red hat aspect, which is kind of hot.
01:00:08.160 I don't know.
01:00:08.940 Something about, like, Austin Pearson's wife's Juno's is kind of weirdly hot.
01:00:12.580 Oh.
01:00:18.280 Jesus.
01:00:20.320 Oh, God.
01:00:21.180 If there was a dictionary of, like, the word based, it would just be a picture of Jose.
01:00:26.380 And his laugh would play when you opened the page. 0.99
01:00:29.700 I swear to fucking God. 0.98
01:00:30.680 And by the way, I 100% am not trying to be mean to MJ. 0.99
01:00:34.260 It's not my type.
01:00:38.000 It's me for others.
01:00:39.600 I don't know.
01:00:40.160 Bro, I know.
01:00:41.060 I know.
01:00:41.500 You mean it.
01:00:42.000 You mean everything you say all the time.
01:00:43.640 It's incredible.
01:00:44.100 I just, I did not get that wrong.
01:00:46.580 I think it's a pretty one.
01:00:46.900 She's not proud enough. 0.97
01:00:48.060 She's not black enough. 1.00
01:00:49.880 Get her out of here. 1.00
01:00:50.740 Definitely not black enough. 1.00
01:00:52.080 Okay. 0.90
01:00:52.400 Well, we know Jose likes the thick chicks. 1.00
01:00:55.180 Of course, he's not going to like MJ.
01:00:56.840 That's why he loves the first one.
01:00:58.420 I also like, like, muscular chicks. 1.00
01:00:59.360 Not, like, big muscular chicks. 0.98
01:01:00.680 Jose. 0.99
01:01:01.020 I like sick chicks. 1.00
01:01:01.780 Jose. 0.98
01:01:02.560 MJ or that Rhode Island senator that was twerking. 0.91
01:01:06.320 Oh, God.
01:01:07.280 He's a trap.
01:01:14.480 I'm not going to lie to you.
01:01:15.740 I'd totally go for the center. 0.95
01:01:18.960 You're talking about the black chick that twerked upside down? 1.00
01:01:21.560 Yeah. 1.00
01:01:21.920 She's got some fat ass. 1.00
01:01:23.220 Oh, that is horrific. 1.00
01:01:27.320 She would be awful to have any sort of extended, but just for the, just for the, just to get the cake.
01:01:33.840 Partially, but.
01:01:34.760 See, Jose is just looking for that, uh, that, uh, slight whiff of, uh, of the coochie, so.
01:01:41.280 Ugh.
01:01:41.880 You get, you get more than a whiff with her.
01:01:43.680 I promise you.
01:01:45.000 All right.
01:01:45.540 Keep it rolling, dog.
01:01:46.620 You got one of those things you can just, like, shake.
01:01:48.620 Number eight.
01:01:49.320 I have no idea who this chick is either. 1.00
01:01:50.880 This person.
01:01:52.080 Who is she? 0.99
01:01:52.900 Another redhead? 1.00
01:01:53.860 Are you kidding me?
01:01:55.280 Dude, he's got a type.
01:01:57.160 I told you she was redheaded. 1.00
01:01:59.220 I mean, she's pretty, but I don't have a fucking clue who she is. 0.98
01:02:01.940 Is this just, like, Austin trying to pull off threesomes? 0.98
01:02:05.360 Yeah.
01:02:07.200 Good.
01:02:07.760 Good.
01:02:07.840 What do you think about her?
01:02:09.060 What do you think about her?
01:02:09.260 Good tactical play, if so.
01:02:11.320 She's got redhead, too. 1.00
01:02:12.340 Come on, honey. 1.00
01:02:13.160 You know.
01:02:13.560 Uh, she might be the hottest woman on this list. 1.00
01:02:16.400 It's between her and that first one, and I think they're both actually non-existent.
01:02:20.180 That first chick is hotter, but this chick is close.
01:02:23.820 Yeah.
01:02:23.980 She has an OnlyFans, so she's a solid number one on this list.
01:02:27.720 I'll say that.
01:02:28.980 I would have to subscribe first.
01:02:30.800 Like this.
01:02:31.400 Is there another photo or no?
01:02:34.400 Uh, no.
01:02:35.620 So what does she do? 0.93
01:02:37.160 Does she do anything for the movement?
01:02:39.180 No, it doesn't.
01:02:41.680 It does not.
01:02:42.180 She has an OnlyFans.
01:02:43.200 She is being hot. 0.97
01:02:44.760 She has an OnlyFans.
01:02:46.380 Yeah.
01:02:47.100 She's totally fake, dude. 1.00
01:02:48.500 She does that. 1.00
01:02:49.060 I think Olsen's trolling us with this shit. 1.00
01:02:54.760 But Woodfuck, yes. 1.00
01:02:56.940 And they're not Hannah Cox.
01:02:59.040 I'm pumped because we're going to get in trouble with base politics two weeks in a row.
01:03:04.340 This is going to be awesome.
01:03:05.160 We're already in trouble.
01:03:05.880 Tell us what you think about Hannah Cox.
01:03:08.200 Go ahead.
01:03:08.580 She's a beautiful woman.
01:03:12.480 She should be wadded for efforts in the liberty movement. 0.99
01:03:15.860 Did you sign an NDA?
01:03:21.880 Dude, I've heard that she's based, so. 0.78
01:03:24.840 Yeah, really based.
01:03:26.500 Hannah is very pretty.
01:03:27.720 I've met her quite a few times.
01:03:29.320 I think she's pretty, yeah. 0.98
01:03:30.380 She's like high mids. 1.00
01:03:31.660 Isn't it funny how-
01:03:33.140 Is she the one on the left or the right?
01:03:35.380 On the left.
01:03:36.380 On our left.
01:03:37.080 Left. 1.00
01:03:38.180 Goddamn top. 1.00
01:03:40.060 Oh, damn. 1.00
01:03:42.160 I just find it so funny how somebody's looks can really be. 1.00
01:03:45.860 They really depreciate by their awful political takes.
01:03:50.820 I saw the name and I'm just like, it's a no from me, dog.
01:03:54.740 I knew it was going to be a no from Top.
01:03:56.960 Who, by the way, is in the base dictionary.
01:04:00.840 It's like, it goes like, Jose.
01:04:03.400 Then it goes like, everyone else on the planet. 1.00
01:04:06.320 Both of you are such fucking animals. 1.00
01:04:08.000 It's unbelievable. 1.00
01:04:09.060 I could be mean, but I'm not going to.
01:04:11.060 Because Hannah hasn't logged any stones yet.
01:04:14.460 Number 10.
01:04:15.740 Yeah.
01:04:17.240 Drum roll.
01:04:18.020 Clint Russell.
01:04:19.420 Another picture of Hannah there for you. 0.85
01:04:21.020 Number 10 is Zoobie.
01:04:23.000 Zoobie.
01:04:24.660 Zoobie's a really good looking guy.
01:04:26.420 He needs to clean up his ears, though.
01:04:28.280 It's always shaggy.
01:04:29.480 It looks kind of wild.
01:04:30.240 I don't dig it.
01:04:31.020 He needs to get it more tight, more clean, or ditch it all together. 0.97
01:04:35.320 Just standard black people. 1.00
01:04:36.440 He is one of the nicest people I've ever interacted with.
01:04:39.460 But honestly, right up there with Dave, though.
01:04:41.940 Him and Dave are both just cut from the same super gracious, super kind cloth.
01:04:47.320 Yeah.
01:04:47.680 It was weird how cool Dave was when I met him in person.
01:04:49.940 I was like, oh, you're actually cool.
01:04:52.020 But hey, I'm telling you, dude, Zoobie's the same way.
01:04:55.180 Such a good guy.
01:04:56.220 Yeah.
01:04:56.400 Well, this isn't a kind list. 0.99
01:04:57.940 I don't want to fuck Zoobie. 1.00
01:04:59.440 Come on, guys. 1.00
01:05:00.580 I do. 1.00
01:05:01.200 I would fuck Zoobie. 1.00
01:05:01.580 Get back to the point. 1.00
01:05:02.160 If I was a chick or a gay man, I'd 100% be into Zoobie. 0.60
01:05:05.640 Although, once again, I have to mention his beard is sometimes a little unkempt.
01:05:10.740 He needs to keep it tight or get rid of it.
01:05:12.460 For the record, there is no one on this list in better shape than Zoobie. 0.99
01:05:16.200 Zoobie is fucking shredded. 0.97
01:05:18.440 That's just because I'm not on the list, bro. 0.99
01:05:22.520 And also, I'm wildly offended.
01:05:24.340 I just did that podcast with Forrest Mommy last night.
01:05:26.680 The fact that her and me didn't make this list, and it can't possibly be because no
01:05:31.940 one knows who I am, but the point is, we're both very sexy, especially Forrest Mommy.
01:05:39.500 She should be.
01:05:40.500 I mean, no offense to Zoobie, but Forrest Mommy should be at least.
01:05:43.540 If there was a list for octogenarians, Forrest Mommy would be on it.
01:05:47.540 Oh, my God. 0.99
01:05:48.960 Versus MJ, I go Forrest Mommy every fucking time. 1.00
01:05:53.240 Dude, versus Zoobie. 0.99
01:05:55.140 I will say Forrest Mommy is not entirely my type.
01:05:58.040 Before Forrest Mommy turned 50, she would have been on this list, but at this point.
01:06:03.720 We should have had Tyler Yankee on as a guest host today because one of his comments here, 0.99
01:06:09.460 your opinions suck. 0.98
01:06:10.780 I can't handle this anymore. 1.00
01:06:12.140 These ladies are busted. 1.00
01:06:13.740 We need more of this energy on this show. 0.98
01:06:16.220 Everybody's been simping, and it's disgusting. 1.00
01:06:18.040 Nothing's better than an old man that's already got his money made and already got pussy ready 1.00
01:06:22.680 for him. 1.00
01:06:23.160 It's like, I don't give a shit. 1.00
01:06:24.540 Like, I'm trying to fuck you, ho. 1.00
01:06:26.460 One of the things he said when he was on the show that still haunts me, he was like, 1.00
01:06:29.780 I don't ask for sex.
01:06:30.960 I tell her when.
01:06:32.700 And it was like, Jesus Christ.
01:06:33.960 Like, serious?
01:06:34.820 Like, and he's like, yeah, no, that's just how it's always been.
01:06:36.940 I'm like, that it still haunts me.
01:06:39.360 I'm just, I think about it often.
01:06:42.120 How to deal with my wife? 0.98
01:06:47.180 How?
01:06:47.580 How do you do this? 1.00
01:06:49.380 Tyler is a Chad, like a motherfucker. 1.00
01:06:50.940 Yeah, you gotta be a fucking Chad, dude. 1.00
01:06:52.580 I can only imagine if I acted like that to my wife. 1.00
01:06:54.780 She'd be like, shut the fuck up. 1.00
01:06:57.560 You need to make her submit to you more, man. 1.00
01:07:01.640 Yeah.
01:07:02.880 Go to that Adam Kokesh school of dating.
01:07:06.400 Oh my god.
01:07:07.220 I really want to cover that at some point, although I don't know to what depth we can. 0.97
01:07:11.300 I've heard some shit, yeah, but I don't know what's true. 0.93
01:07:14.420 I feel weird slinging shit, but it is a hilarious content, whatever we do. 0.99
01:07:19.400 Are we really going to fact check our shit talking, or are we just going to lay it out there? 0.99
01:07:24.180 It's a lot of allegations, but it's also hilarious, but it's like, I don't necessarily know if I buy into all the allegations. 0.99
01:07:32.040 Adam Kokesh, friend of the show, also a guy who has called us all retards.
01:07:35.880 It went like this repeatedly. 0.99
01:07:38.820 He's cool as shit, bro. 0.98
01:07:39.980 Andy said that episode would be our last, and it was. 0.98
01:07:43.020 Our YouTube got nuked with that episode.
01:07:44.980 I'm going to defend, once again, I will go and defend Michael Jackson, R. Kelly, and Adam Kokesh.
01:07:52.280 At every point, Adam Kokesh did nothing wrong. 0.99
01:07:55.560 I don't care what the fuck. 0.99
01:07:57.580 I love, I get all this shit for signing the YELL contract, and Adam's out there having his girlfriend sign contracts. 1.00
01:08:03.680 So, hey, you know, that's true, baby, actually. 0.99
01:08:09.000 I don't know, I unironically like Adam. 0.99
01:08:11.360 I know, like, our whole episode with him was supposed to be, like, kind of adversarial, but, like, the more I interact with him, the more I'm like, okay, yeah, we have disagreements, but you are weirdly, like, fucking, like a base crazy person. 0.99
01:08:25.940 Garbage Mane says, y'all made a black man apologize to a gay man today. 0.99
01:08:29.120 We didn't make him do shit, I promise you that. 1.00
01:08:32.760 That's what pussy will do to your dog. 1.00
01:08:36.820 Look, man, I like movie talkers, all right? 1.00
01:08:40.620 You guys know that from the April episodes.
01:08:44.580 They're cool.
01:08:46.080 All right, that's a deep reference.
01:08:47.640 Wait up, guys, I got a head out.
01:08:49.540 I got a heart out now.
01:08:50.700 Kyle, it's nice to talk to you.
01:08:51.860 Nice to see you guys, brother.
01:08:52.960 Yeah, you too, brother.
01:08:54.400 Go to toplobstid.com.
01:08:55.860 Go to toplobstid.com.
01:08:56.440 Do what you do.
01:08:58.040 Peace out. 0.99
01:08:58.440 Pick up motherfucking merch. 1.00
01:08:59.900 Good seeing you, man. 1.00
01:09:01.280 Fuck yeah. 1.00
01:09:02.160 Get the face of the number one most sexy. 1.00
01:09:08.180 Shit. 1.00
01:09:09.300 I'm not wearing any top stuff. 1.00
01:09:11.340 Oh, man.
01:09:13.880 All right.
01:09:14.720 Okay.
01:09:15.200 What else are the list?
01:09:16.520 What else have we got?
01:09:17.660 That was the list.
01:09:18.680 Zuby was it.
01:09:20.920 That was 10? 1.00
01:09:21.580 Oh, shit. 1.00
01:09:22.120 All right. 1.00
01:09:22.400 Zuby should be higher.
01:09:24.980 That's my major critique of that list.
01:09:27.240 I agree.
01:09:27.880 Yeah.
01:09:28.360 And I think MJ should be higher, too.
01:09:30.260 Is there anyone that should be on the list that wasn't?
01:09:34.500 Other than all four of us?
01:09:36.380 Well, obviously.
01:09:37.560 Well, yeah.
01:09:38.740 You know what?
01:09:39.340 It'd be fun to take that list and try to argue the correct order. 0.97
01:09:45.780 Zuby and MJ should be number one and two, and they should fucking get together and reproduce. 1.00
01:09:49.720 Because that would be such beautiful children. 0.99
01:09:53.380 And I will watch, and it will be beautiful.
01:09:55.600 Hell yes, dude.
01:09:56.780 I don't know, man. 0.72
01:09:57.380 Because she's so thin, and he's, like, really jacked.
01:10:00.640 He obviously has a huge wang, so I don't know how that would work, like, physically.
01:10:03.940 He obviously has a huge wang.
01:10:06.280 He says, you guys see the most recent, or one of the most recent leaders skanks where they're
01:10:10.960 arguing about, like, creating a tier list of what one to ten is?
01:10:14.400 It was pretty amazing, like, them trying to do that.
01:10:17.660 And so I was just, like, thinking about that when we were talking about that.
01:10:19.600 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:10:20.720 I remember that.
01:10:21.320 They were, like, coming up with characters from Friends for, like, a six, seven, and an
01:10:25.440 eight.
01:10:25.860 That was pretty cool.
01:10:27.080 Yeah.
01:10:27.480 No.
01:10:28.060 It would be...
01:10:29.520 And it was...
01:10:30.080 What I was thinking of is, like, the whole thing, like, Jay...
01:10:33.520 Jay, I think, clearly more has tastes like me, whereas, like, Dave and Louis clearly,
01:10:38.900 like, kind of...
01:10:39.380 Like, they were, like, arguing Gal Gadot was, like, a ten.
01:10:41.860 And Jay was like, no!
01:10:43.320 No!
01:10:44.380 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:10:45.200 Like, I heard the same type of Jay there.
01:10:47.240 This is very easy.
01:10:48.500 If we're going to have a scale of one to ten hotness when it comes to Libertarians, 0.92
01:10:53.280 who is a ten?
01:10:55.140 Oh, jeez.
01:10:56.420 So this is on the Libertarian curve.
01:11:00.180 I would say MJ or Zuby would be my ten.
01:11:03.420 Okay, but if we're putting the list, that number two chick, I think, would be a ten. 1.00
01:11:07.460 That number two chick is the hottest. 1.00
01:11:09.380 I give her a nine.
01:11:10.780 I give her a nine.
01:11:12.140 I'm sorry.
01:11:13.100 Man, I think you're wrong.
01:11:14.280 Who are you giving a ten?
01:11:15.120 I mean, maybe Dave?
01:11:15.920 I just told you, bruh!
01:11:17.800 Dave?
01:11:18.120 Dude, Dave Rubin is a more attractive man.
01:11:20.180 Oh, Dave Rubin?
01:11:21.280 No.
01:11:22.140 Dave Rubin's an eight.
01:11:25.840 Just in the pants.
01:11:27.000 Inches.
01:11:28.120 I don't know.
01:11:29.300 If you don't...
01:11:29.880 I don't count any of them a ten, aside from, like, the second chick.
01:11:33.660 And maybe that, like, one really hot redhead. 1.00
01:11:37.020 Although...
01:11:37.140 Put on the Libertarian curve.
01:11:38.420 You gotta have a ten.
01:11:39.560 You have to have a ten.
01:11:40.440 You have to have a ten.
01:11:41.360 We're grading on a curve.
01:11:42.100 And it's so hard to pull off.
01:11:44.680 Well, this is not a ten-ten.
01:11:46.060 This is a Libertarian ten.
01:11:47.620 So, you're saying that chick that no one knows exists. 0.88
01:11:51.260 Yes.
01:11:51.940 If we're including her.
01:11:52.860 Like, if we're including her in this, so...
01:11:54.400 All right.
01:11:54.640 No, no, no. 1.00
01:11:54.980 Fuck that. 1.00
01:11:55.300 Whoever had the OnlyFans, she's a ten, and that's the only one. 1.00
01:11:57.280 All right.
01:11:57.480 Get rid of the people you don't know.
01:12:00.400 Who is a ten that we know?
01:12:01.600 Yeah.
01:12:01.960 Get rid of those two. 1.00
01:12:03.120 Fuck. 1.00
01:12:03.360 That is hard. 1.00
01:12:04.280 Yeah, that is really hard. 0.99
01:12:05.940 And I'm not talking about my dick this time, either. 1.00
01:12:08.820 Fuck. 1.00
01:12:09.580 I'm going to have to think of that one a little bit. 1.00
01:12:12.000 Who would be a ten?
01:12:12.860 Yeah, that's not easy at all, dude.
01:12:14.660 It's Zuby and MJ.
01:12:15.680 They're tens.
01:12:16.700 I mean, we're doing dudes.
01:12:17.960 All right.
01:12:18.120 Let's go, dudes.
01:12:19.620 How high of a famous level?
01:12:22.060 Are we talking Twitter semi-famous?
01:12:24.440 Or are we, like, doing, like, what are we talking?
01:12:27.300 I don't know, dude.
01:12:28.580 Just Libertarian.
01:12:29.580 All right.
01:12:29.900 Libertarian that you know.
01:12:31.800 Pendulet, number ten.
01:12:32.720 I immediately thought the Twitter...
01:12:34.140 Pendulet.
01:12:35.700 That is a handsome man.
01:12:37.580 Who is?
01:12:37.920 That is a ten of a dude.
01:12:39.780 Who?
01:12:40.020 Wait, who?
01:12:40.820 You guys know that Soy Team Six guy? 0.72
01:12:43.260 Yeah, Soy Team Six guy.
01:12:44.040 He's a good-looking guy, yeah.
01:12:45.420 Yeah, that dude is a handsome fella.
01:12:47.560 He's not right.
01:12:48.580 I've loved him before.
01:12:50.400 But I can respect that is a handsome man.
01:12:52.880 That would be a ten.
01:12:53.740 He definitely is.
01:12:54.600 He's not at that level of fame, though.
01:12:56.620 But, yeah, he's definitely...
01:12:57.660 That's why I have fame.
01:12:59.020 I like how he constantly takes pictures where his... 1.00
01:13:02.720 The aura of his dick is, like, showing through his shorts and shit. 1.00
01:13:07.160 I'm like, this guy is out of his fucking mind. 1.00
01:13:09.020 You need the aura? 1.00
01:13:10.640 Well, he knows exactly what he's doing.
01:13:12.460 I think that's...
01:13:13.240 Well, that too.
01:13:13.900 He's called a massive chick.
01:13:15.580 It's wild.
01:13:17.720 It's just fascinating because, like, normally if you're packing that kind of heat, you don't go to the gym 24 hours a day like he obviously does.
01:13:25.100 But, like...
01:13:25.360 You don't have to.
01:13:26.760 Yeah, exactly. 1.00
01:13:27.720 He must have a fucking void in his soul. 1.00
01:13:30.880 Makes him go, like, look, I'm already genetically gifted. 1.00
01:13:34.740 So I'm good enough?
01:13:35.820 He's, like, facially...
01:13:37.000 Like, his facial hair grows perfectly. 1.00
01:13:39.020 And he's like, my dick is fucking massive. 1.00
01:13:40.820 And he's like, I'm also going to have an eight-pack and be able to do a thousand push-ups. 1.00
01:13:45.460 What are you doing, bro?
01:13:46.600 He's not, like, skinny eight-pack.
01:13:47.760 He's, like, kind of bulky eight-pack, dude.
01:13:49.720 Like, you're, like, shredded. 1.00
01:13:51.000 You're like, what, fuck? 1.00
01:13:52.080 Like... 1.00
01:13:52.320 Yeah.
01:13:53.020 Was he in the military?
01:13:54.380 Is that where the void comes from?
01:13:56.220 He's the white Zuby, as far as I'm concerned. 1.00
01:13:58.960 Okay.
01:13:59.520 Yeah, well...
01:14:00.080 Wooby.
01:14:02.060 Wooby.
01:14:04.060 Honestly, I think he is pushing it for Zuby, to be honest with you.
01:14:06.780 He's not a ten. 0.95
01:14:07.680 That's just because you're racist, and that's fine. 0.78
01:14:09.300 A little bit, but...
01:14:10.720 For libertarians, though, I don't know, grading on that curve, he's probably close, yeah. 0.98
01:14:15.380 All right, well, then fucking MJ, ten, Zuby, nine. 0.98
01:14:18.700 Final answer. 0.99
01:14:19.520 Let it be the record.
01:14:20.300 I disagree.
01:14:22.400 And by the way, if Eshton's watching in the other room,
01:14:25.100 you're not a libertarian, and that's why you're not on this list.
01:14:27.720 Now, relax.
01:14:27.980 Oh, Eshton is really hot, though. 1.00
01:14:29.900 She's a bitch. 1.00
01:14:30.520 Yeah. 1.00
01:14:30.980 Thank you.
01:14:31.540 By the way, Eshton, you're a five.
01:14:34.220 This is the thing that I'm going to, like, bring you out.
01:14:36.760 If I had to agree, if I was adding Eshton to the list, I would probably have her beat 1.00
01:14:40.400 out more, because she's more my body type than they are. 1.00
01:14:43.500 You know, it's weird, because that's your chick. 0.94
01:14:44.840 I think I would also have...
01:14:45.920 I would also have her head of five. 0.95
01:14:47.500 But I have to agree.
01:14:49.660 Yeah.
01:14:50.560 Eshton's got a killer body.
01:14:52.740 Yeah.
01:14:53.660 And she's beautiful.
01:14:54.700 I don't know what it is.
01:14:55.520 All the libertarian chicks seem to be skinny.
01:14:57.440 I don't know what it is.
01:14:58.300 But Eshton's not a libertarian.
01:14:59.500 And she is self-declared not a libertarian, so she cannot be in this competition.
01:15:03.280 So do not yell at me when I get in the other room, Eshton.
01:15:06.000 Don't you yell at me?
01:15:07.580 Or doesn't she just claim just anarchists?
01:15:09.140 Is that what she claims these days? 0.63
01:15:10.940 She hates labels, so I don't know. 0.99
01:15:12.940 And she retweets woke shit all the time now, so I think... 0.99
01:15:15.640 Well, then we shouldn't call her hot, because that's a label. 1.00
01:15:17.440 So...
01:15:17.960 Yeah.
01:15:18.940 Good point.
01:15:19.800 Good point.
01:15:20.840 Yeah.
01:15:21.600 All right.
01:15:22.240 Well, I think we're at a good point here now, guys. 0.99
01:15:25.800 Unless you got any other shit you guys want to bring up? 0.97
01:15:28.120 Read cover this. 1.00
01:15:28.540 Fucking my dick's at a good point after that list. 1.00
01:15:30.620 I'll tell you that, boys. 0.99
01:15:32.060 You know, no one loves Reed more than me, but I'm not giving Reed a 10.
01:15:35.540 I'm sorry.
01:15:36.220 No.
01:15:36.620 I don't know, man.
01:15:37.920 Honestly, he's like an 8, I think.
01:15:41.320 He's a solid high 8, bordering on 9.
01:15:44.740 I genuinely...
01:15:45.380 Like, no homo. 1.00
01:15:46.060 If you suck it right, he can go from an 8 to a 9. 1.00
01:15:48.660 That's true. 1.00
01:15:49.840 Wow.
01:15:51.580 Well, you don't even have to do that.
01:15:54.580 If you've just been around him, you've seen his bulge.
01:15:56.960 His bulge rivals Woobies. 0.99
01:16:02.160 Thanks for getting it right.
01:16:03.300 Thank you.
01:16:03.980 That's right.
01:16:04.260 I feel like Reed's attractive, but not in that conventional male attract...
01:16:08.900 Like, what people...
01:16:09.880 Like, society tells you is, but he's just like...
01:16:12.360 You can just tell he's raw masculinity.
01:16:14.260 Like, he can...
01:16:15.160 He probably has sufficient amount of strength, energy.
01:16:18.000 He's very handy. 1.00
01:16:19.360 He can do all this shit. 1.00
01:16:20.220 Probably fuck the shit out of you. 1.00
01:16:21.140 Make a fire for you after. 1.00
01:16:22.520 Like...
01:16:23.040 Oh, yeah.
01:16:23.460 If there was someone to raise my family and coddle me at night, yeah, it'd be weird.
01:16:26.940 Oh, yeah.
01:16:27.720 He could, like, choke the life out of a bear.
01:16:30.660 And that makes me...
01:16:32.560 Yeah.
01:16:33.080 I mean, I'm an otter.
01:16:34.100 That's kind of close.
01:16:35.060 You know what I mean?
01:16:36.640 You are an otter.
01:16:38.320 Yeah. 0.84
01:16:39.440 He could definitely choke the otters.
01:16:41.320 Yeah, for sure.
01:16:42.400 That's why I give him, like, eight or a nut for that.
01:16:46.700 Choking the otter.
01:16:48.400 That's what I'm going to call him from now on.
01:16:49.240 Yeah, that's what I'm going to call him beating off from now on.
01:16:52.040 I was like, oh, I'm going to go home and choke the otter.
01:16:53.860 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
01:16:56.020 Anyways, another dumb joke. 0.99
01:16:57.160 Continue. 0.98
01:16:57.400 And if you've seen Reed climb mountains, that might put him up to a 10, man.
01:17:02.940 I don't know.
01:17:05.220 You guys have weird things that you like.
01:17:09.180 Like, this man hikes very aggressively.
01:17:12.640 Like, what? 0.99
01:17:15.040 Speaking of hiking, did anybody see Justin Bieber doing a fucking goose step? 0.99
01:17:19.180 That was pretty dope. 0.99
01:17:19.940 Oh, yeah, dude.
01:17:20.780 Ooh, yeah.
01:17:21.400 That seems like something that should be on our show.
01:17:23.880 Yeah, everyone go ask Justin Bieber to go on Tower Gang.
01:17:26.500 I already did.
01:17:27.400 I added Justin Bieber.
01:17:29.420 Go on at Tower Gang.
01:17:31.200 Yeah.
01:17:31.500 You know, let's make this happen.
01:17:32.980 He'd be like, hey, guys, thanks for having me on.
01:17:36.240 I appreciate it.
01:17:37.420 I've been ghost-uping all day.
01:17:40.280 I've been going to be on.
01:17:42.080 I just joined the Hitler Youth.
01:17:43.780 The Third Reich is going to take over the planet. 0.97
01:17:47.260 Did he ever recover from that vaccine injury?
01:17:50.660 It looked like he recovered pretty well.
01:17:52.360 He's now a Hitler Youth member. 0.73
01:17:55.180 Discover the truth.
01:17:56.020 Dude, how great would that be? 0.87
01:18:00.180 I feel like if his face went dead because of the vaccine and he's like, it's the Jews. 1.00
01:18:06.600 Guys, I've been doing a lot of research and it turns out that there's a lot of testing in Israel.
01:18:11.940 I think there's someone behind this.
01:18:13.520 There's a lot of weird Israeli ties going on here.
01:18:18.000 So I just completely jumped the shot.
01:18:19.500 I don't know. 1.00
01:18:19.740 It's just great to say, fuck Jews. 1.00
01:18:23.800 I mean, he does. 1.00
01:18:24.740 It's going to be a new song instead of like, fuck you. 1.00
01:18:27.020 It's going to be like, if you don't like the way that the vaccine works, then you can go and fuck a Jew. 1.00
01:18:34.040 Isn't this funny? 1.00
01:18:37.000 Because that brings up the point.
01:18:38.240 This is kind of in a weird way why I'm a little bit sympathetic to like the hardcore all right types.
01:18:43.240 Because it's like, there are a shitload of weird Israeli ties. 0.99
01:18:47.620 But it's like this small, subtle distinction. 0.88
01:18:49.740 It's like, I don't hate them because they're Jewish.
01:18:51.980 It's the aspect of it's just so happens to be the Israeli government and people play that card. 1.00
01:18:57.460 It's not Ted Shapiro sucks a dick. 1.00
01:19:00.120 Yeah. 1.00
01:19:00.820 So it's like, it's a subtle distinction. 0.98
01:19:03.620 That's why we always get caught in this whole anti-Semitism shit. 0.98
01:19:06.460 It's kind of subtle. 1.00
01:19:08.080 It's like, okay, it's Israel I have a problem with, not the Jews. 1.00
01:19:14.460 And Justin Bieber's like, no, no, it's the Jews I have a problem with. 1.00
01:19:17.660 See, that's where you're encouraged, Jose.
01:19:19.780 It's all of them.
01:19:20.800 It's a giant conspiracy.
01:19:22.460 It has nothing to do with Israel, actually. 0.99
01:19:24.900 It's the Jewish people that live in Israel that I have a real fucking problem with. 1.00
01:19:27.680 You know that Jewish dentist, you know, down the street? 1.00
01:19:30.060 It's his fucking kid. 1.00
01:19:31.660 I could totally see how a complete retard, who's like getting really based on this shit, 1.00
01:19:35.920 would just be like, yeah, holy shit, look at those Israel stuff. 1.00
01:19:38.840 Fuck the Jews. 1.00
01:19:40.420 He's like, I was ejected by Dr. Goldberg. 1.00
01:19:44.580 You're telling me this isn't the Jews' fault? 1.00
01:19:47.360 Are you telling me that it's not the Jews' fault? 1.00
01:19:49.560 Dr. Goldstein said that everything would be fine, and then look what happened to me.
01:19:58.580 He knows what's up.
01:20:00.020 Bieber knows what's up.
01:20:00.560 By the way, Gal Gadot is like a five because she's from Israel. 1.00
01:20:04.080 It's Gadot. 1.00
01:20:04.900 You're on this fucking mind. 1.00
01:20:06.620 She is so fucking hot. 1.00
01:20:08.280 I said she's a five because she's from Israel. 1.00
01:20:11.620 Oh, you're right.
01:20:12.720 Oh, excuse me.
01:20:13.240 Two.
01:20:13.740 It's a two.
01:20:15.540 June.
01:20:16.460 That is your ten.
01:20:17.800 Oh, Gal Gadot's a ten?
01:20:19.040 That sounds a little high to me.
01:20:20.260 Jessica Vaughn.
01:20:21.380 Oh, she's so hot. 1.00
01:20:22.300 Jessica Vaughn?
01:20:24.220 Alice is the next girlfriend before we started banging her white. 0.99
01:20:27.100 I don't think she's a ten, man.
01:20:29.160 Oh, she should be on the list, though.
01:20:30.620 My goodness.
01:20:30.760 She should be on her Instagram.
01:20:31.640 I actually do agree she's not a ten, but she's a high nine for sure. 0.99
01:20:38.960 But if I'm grading on the ones presented to me, she is the ten.
01:20:43.160 If I have to fill that slot with the ideas I have presented to me.
01:20:47.540 She's not my type, man. 0.99
01:20:49.100 Dude, literally tomorrow, if she was like, I just read some Rooney Mothbard. 0.99
01:20:52.520 Some fucking Rothbard. 0.99
01:20:54.620 Rooney Mothbard? 1.00
01:20:55.380 Yeah.
01:20:55.600 Some Rooney Mothbard.
01:20:56.760 I just read some Rooney Mothbard.
01:21:00.600 But no, if she tomorrow was like, you know, I've been checking out Ron Paul.
01:21:08.700 I'm in.
01:21:09.320 You guys would be like, she's a 14.
01:21:11.460 And you all know it.
01:21:12.920 Jessica Vaughn?
01:21:13.620 She already is.
01:21:14.880 She's libertarian.
01:21:15.380 Gal Gadot.
01:21:16.520 Oh, Gal Gadot.
01:21:17.180 Oh, no.
01:21:17.640 Yeah.
01:21:18.240 I'm still boned up from Gadot, dude.
01:21:20.580 I watched Mother Woman and Beat Off twice a day. 0.62
01:21:22.560 I was so with Jay on that in that episode.
01:21:27.400 I was very irritated they kept bringing it up.
01:21:28.980 Gal Gadot is a pretty woman.
01:21:29.940 Not a 10. 0.99
01:21:30.900 Not a 10 by any fucking means. 0.97
01:21:32.400 I think she's one of the most beautiful human beings to ever be. 0.98
01:21:35.460 She's like pretty in that model type pretty. 1.00
01:21:37.920 Yeah.
01:21:39.200 Yeah, that's fine.
01:21:41.440 Yeah, I hate that.
01:21:42.680 I hate that classically skinny, attractive, perfect bone structure. 0.98
01:21:47.160 I hate the universally attractive women. 1.00
01:21:49.420 That's so gross to me. 1.00
01:21:52.440 Fat ass, tight waist, big titties. 1.00
01:21:54.540 That's what I'm here for. 1.00
01:21:55.880 Victoria's Secret bitches? 1.00
01:21:57.440 Disgust me. 1.00
01:21:58.080 Let's see.
01:21:58.540 Yeah.
01:21:59.200 Yuck, dude.
01:22:00.820 Gal, I think it's like a five.
01:22:02.260 But if she were to disavow her home country, she'd be like a 15. 0.95
01:22:07.680 I agree.
01:22:08.380 That's what I'm saying.
01:22:09.260 That's what I'm saying.
01:22:09.720 If I'm being – like in my head, she's like an eight.
01:22:12.280 She's very pretty.
01:22:13.260 I'll give you – she's very pretty. 1.00
01:22:15.120 But just like, dog, I'm here to fuck chicks. 1.00
01:22:18.220 So like, I mean, honestly, I look at Gal Gadot, and there are probably traps out there that 1.00
01:22:24.440 can pull it off.
01:22:25.860 That's it.
01:22:26.800 That's what you have to do.
01:22:28.020 That's what you have to do with your wife, right? 1.00
01:22:29.660 You have to storm into the room and be like, I'm here to fuck chicks. 1.00
01:22:32.340 You know how hard it is to be a trap? 1.00
01:22:35.680 I'm here to suck dicks and fuck chicks, and I'm all out of chicks. 1.00
01:22:38.540 That's how Tyler – that's what Tyler announces when he walks to the door. 1.00
01:22:43.440 I'm here to fuck chicks, and his kids just run away. 1.00
01:22:47.920 Like, not again, daddy, and they run out of the room. 1.00
01:22:52.520 And his wife just comes sliding in naked onto the kitchen floor. 1.00
01:22:57.120 Naked with a grilled cheese, just ready to go.
01:23:00.040 I do have one quick question before we get out of here.
01:23:02.860 Yes.
01:23:03.920 So like we have a thousand people or something that watch the show every week, right?
01:23:07.440 Who of our listening audience forwarded that clip to Brad Palumbo to, like, create this
01:23:14.580 firestorm?
01:23:15.120 Because you know Brad wasn't watching. 0.99
01:23:16.520 So what the fuck is happening with our audience? 0.99
01:23:18.300 He doesn't watch our show. 0.99
01:23:19.100 He doesn't do something like that.
01:23:21.100 What's that?
01:23:22.100 He said, please keep doing it.
01:23:24.900 Jose loves the drama.
01:23:28.220 Any thesis?
01:23:29.680 Do you think that we have, like, haters that are watching?
01:23:31.680 It's a fakertarian. 1.00
01:23:32.400 One of those fuckers is probably in here. 1.00
01:23:33.960 Oh, I'm sure we have some hate followers. 1.00
01:23:35.600 I don't give a shit. 0.99
01:23:36.360 No, I'm not saying I care, Jose. 0.99
01:23:38.700 I honestly wish this had played out that fucking Palumbo had dropped a clip and we'd be like, 1.00
01:23:43.640 yeah, bitch. 1.00
01:23:46.640 Watch our show. 1.00
01:23:47.660 We do it every week.
01:23:50.600 I wouldn't have cared either.
01:23:52.180 Get all that more next week.
01:23:53.860 Exactly.
01:23:54.720 That's right.
01:23:55.540 We just quote tweeted with, like, this is as soft as we ever go.
01:23:59.620 You know, like, talking about Brad Palumbo doesn't make me soft, so. 0.95
01:24:07.440 Tune in next week when we just talk about a cum jar for two and a half a day. 0.96
01:24:12.720 We're going to circle back to the cum jar because we got a lot of stuff. 0.94
01:24:16.080 Back a few episodes and we giggled the Holocaust revisionism.
01:24:18.860 You have no idea how deep this whole goes, folks.
01:24:24.520 You're offended by a single F word. 0.97
01:24:26.940 There's probably still a lot to say about the cum jar, man. 0.93
01:24:29.680 Like, think about it.
01:24:30.440 I mean, maybe the guys, like, got, like, this hoarder mentality, you know, and it's a jar of memories.
01:24:36.360 You know what I mean? 1.00
01:24:37.480 But it's a fucking jar filled with a cum that's indiscriminate. 1.00
01:24:41.880 Like, you can't differentiate between the loads. 1.00
01:24:44.760 It's just a fucking jar filled with your old load. 1.00
01:24:47.660 You are out of your mind. 1.00
01:24:49.660 No, what if it's, like, striated, you know, like, the layers of the earth or whatever?
01:24:53.560 You're like, oh, yeah.
01:24:54.160 You can date it based on what this is.
01:24:56.940 This is when I came to Denise Richards in 1997.
01:25:00.400 Based on the desiccation of the cum.
01:25:02.220 Here's my question is, like, how many jars do you think that guy filled all the way up before his wife found out?
01:25:12.400 And also, what did he do with the jars?
01:25:15.020 I hope that he, like, threw them at, like, cop cars.
01:25:18.760 No, seriously, that's a great question because what's so remarkable about this story is that he's not embarrassed about it.
01:25:26.480 He's upset because he's going to have to start over a new jar, which means that there is some sort of achievement metric that's going into this.
01:25:34.860 Like, I have now filled this jar to its capacity. 0.98
01:25:38.700 What the fuck goal is that? 0.99
01:25:41.540 That's so strange to me. 1.00
01:25:43.340 Throw it up.
01:25:43.660 He goes out and buys himself a steak dinner for one.
01:25:47.420 No, that would be cool.
01:25:48.960 If you're like, pull. 1.00
01:25:50.920 You have your wife go lay down in the yard, and you just shoot the cum. 1.00
01:26:00.900 Oh, my God. 1.00
01:26:02.400 Have you guys ever seen the fuck that bear thing? 0.99
01:26:06.400 Have you ever seen that? 0.99
01:26:07.860 No.
01:26:08.160 I mean, I wish we could do straight up porn on this because there was, like, this porn my buddy sent me forever ago, 1.00
01:26:13.260 which is literally this, like, these people shoot a bear, like, literally hunting, and then fuck on top of the bear. 1.00
01:26:18.740 And they're like, yeah, fuck that bear. 1.00
01:26:20.640 Fuck that. 1.00
01:26:21.000 You guys are going to have to go check that out later. 1.00
01:26:22.480 But they were fucking on top of the bear, and they weren't fucking the bear. 0.99
01:26:25.900 It was, like, a freshly killed bear, and they were fucking up. 0.99
01:26:28.200 Like a still-worn dead bear, and they're just laying on it. 1.00
01:26:31.980 Honestly, who gives a fuck? 0.99
01:26:34.120 I think that's awesome. 0.95
01:26:35.580 But I will say, I want to give harsh critique to Odyssey that I discovered today, thanks to Jose, 0.98
01:26:41.960 because I was like, we should stop putting our shit out on YouTube entirely and just, like, show death videos and porn and all sorts of crazy shit. 0.63
01:26:48.260 And I was informed that we are not allowed to do that on Odyssey. 0.99
01:26:51.600 Why the fuck not? 0.98
01:26:53.100 Why can I not run porn and joke about it? 0.99
01:26:55.020 Because that would be hysterical. 0.65
01:26:56.860 Yeah. 1.00
01:26:57.600 I thought you guys believed in freedom and shit. 1.00
01:27:00.080 Jeremy Kaufman, you are now my fucking enemy, man. 1.00
01:27:04.060 Jeremy, if I can't beat off in real time on your platform, then you're a cuck, and that's a fact. 1.00
01:27:10.160 Did you guys watch that clip I sent you guys recently, which was, like, the people trolling, like, amateur porn people? 0.99
01:27:17.700 Like, they have them come over, kind of like an amateur casting type thing, and they just talk shit to them about their appearance and everything, 0.86
01:27:23.520 and be like, I bet your dad's really proud of you. 0.99
01:27:25.800 It's, like, so fucked up, but also so hilarious. 1.00
01:27:28.760 They just run, like, a fucking compilation of it. 1.00
01:27:31.240 I did not see that. 0.99
01:27:32.180 Is that – can we watch that on this show?
01:27:34.620 No, we can't. 0.97
01:27:35.320 It's straight up porn. 1.00
01:27:36.080 Yeah, dude, what the fuck? 1.00
01:27:40.120 I thought this was America. 1.00
01:27:41.640 This is our niche. 0.99
01:27:42.680 This is our niche to show – I want to show, like – I want to watch the video of that dude in Australia getting his fucking carotid artery clipped in that cafeteria fight. 0.98
01:27:52.340 That's graphic and horrific, but I bet you we can make it funny. 0.96
01:27:55.280 You know, it get pulled off YouTube. 0.99
01:27:56.840 I had shit pulled off YouTube recently in my – I did an intro with a bunch of clips of shit feds did, like fucked up shit they did, 0.99
01:28:04.040 and they pulled it for that, which I thought was hilarious. 0.98
01:28:06.140 Yeah, and I still want to make – I still want to make videos of black people legitimately defending themselves
01:28:10.480 and then say that they should be arrested.
01:28:12.080 I think that would be hilarious. 0.99
01:28:13.260 Then I want to see – I want to watch videos of white people that are obviously committing murder 1.00
01:28:18.200 and then explain it away as self-defense. 0.93
01:28:20.420 I want to do these things.
01:28:21.840 We'll do it.
01:28:22.620 And Odyssey is making it impossible for me to be creative as possible.
01:28:26.880 All right, Clint, we can still do a segment where we show, like, confrontations between black people and cops, 0.92
01:28:32.880 and we'll call it Pig or Neg. 0.93
01:28:40.020 We're so getting canceled, I love it. 1.00
01:28:44.240 Holy shit. 1.00
01:28:48.040 Oh, my fucking God. 1.00
01:28:50.120 It's got to happen. 1.00
01:28:50.680 I'm so in for that.
01:28:51.560 Oh, and then we can have a spinoff where it's nerds fighting cops, and we call it Pork – oh, wait, no.
01:28:59.400 Pork or Dork? 0.98
01:29:01.240 Pork or Dork, thank you. 0.99
01:29:02.560 I was going to say Nerd, yeah. 1.00
01:29:03.720 Pork or Dork. 0.99
01:29:04.720 All right, all right. 0.99
01:29:06.500 Pig or Neg and Pork or Dork. 0.97
01:29:08.440 Let's go. 1.00
01:29:10.500 That'd be fucking awesome. 0.97
01:29:12.740 That's right. 0.99
01:29:14.200 No, we can have Italians, too.
01:29:16.240 We can have Italians fighting cops, and it could be cop or wop. 0.99
01:29:20.280 Yes, dude. 0.85
01:29:21.920 Like, we need all of this to happen, but I want it to be fatalities. 0.97
01:29:26.720 I want there to be shootings where people die. 0.88
01:29:28.320 Yeah, someone has to die, for sure. 0.92
01:29:30.280 Yeah, yeah. 0.98
01:29:31.140 Either the cop or the NIG. 0.99
01:29:33.960 We just put this fatality and be like, you know what?
01:29:36.760 You should have just complied.
01:29:41.140 But if it's ever a white person, we just defend whatever they do, no matter how we agree.
01:29:45.300 Yeah, anything. 0.98
01:29:46.160 It would be so fucking funny. 0.89
01:29:48.060 All right. 0.95
01:29:48.340 Anyways, I am at LibertyLockPod on Twitter.
01:29:51.160 It's LibertyLockdownPodcast.
01:29:53.060 You can – today I had on Josie, who was on the hottest libertarian list. 1.00
01:29:56.700 If you want to check that episode out, it was a really good one.
01:29:58.260 I am.
01:29:59.660 She beats out AJ in my ranking.
01:30:02.980 Yeah, well, that's racist.
01:30:04.200 AJ?
01:30:04.520 Also, tomorrow I'm going to have on Royce from Revenge of the Sis, and then Friday I have on Anomaly, who's a great YouTuber.
01:30:14.500 And then next week, Alex Stein, and then Dave Smith.
01:30:16.920 So it's going to be a crazy lineup.
01:30:19.080 Make sure you subscribe to LibertyLockdown.
01:30:20.900 Jose?
01:30:21.280 Yeah, I have the No Way Jose show, YouTube, all the major audio podcast, which is Odyssey as well. 0.85
01:30:29.560 Big thing, like we mentioned earlier, the fucking Duncan Lemp's Widow thing. 1.00
01:30:33.880 That's episode 171. 0.96
01:30:35.640 The big thing that a lot of people are liking right now is my OKC series.
01:30:38.860 I've done like over seven hours in a deep dive on the OKC bombing, and there's still more to come.
01:30:44.040 So yeah, go check that out.
01:30:45.760 Yeah, it's really good.
01:30:46.820 People are loving it.
01:30:47.340 I'm getting a lot of compliments on it.
01:30:48.380 I mean, I keep deferring that's completely lucked up, and I got essentially the Scott Horton of the OKC bombing, Richard Booth.
01:30:56.020 He can just go and go and go. 0.96
01:30:57.880 I just kind of give him easy questions and let him just go, and it's fucking amazing. 0.89
01:31:02.300 So yeah, go check that out. 0.82
01:31:04.400 You can follow me on Twitter at SenorJose2020.
01:31:07.160 That's all I got.
01:31:08.500 Toad.
01:31:09.180 Oh, yeah.
01:31:10.760 I'm now banned from Twitter again and likely to never get my account back, so I'm TPH Toad now. 0.94
01:31:17.680 It's that pig or egg thing, man. 0.71
01:31:19.000 That's what it was.
01:31:19.800 I mean, no, it was actually – I got in a fight with this guy, and I'm almost positive that he reported me, and he reported all of my monkeypox tweets.
01:31:28.400 Like I said things were clearly reportable, and I got reported, and oh, my God.
01:31:33.920 No, I'm such a victim.
01:31:35.360 I know I got banned for you saying that pride parades were monkeypox gate of function research, and for saying that the winter variant of monkeypox is going to be called the homocron variant.
01:31:52.180 That's a solid thing.
01:31:54.040 Those are both really good, Toad.
01:31:55.480 I'm proud of you.
01:31:56.000 I'm not saying they're not good.
01:31:57.580 I'm just like – the amount of outrage you had about getting, like, nuked, I was like, okay, really?
01:32:04.200 I am outraged.
01:32:05.120 Dude, those – I've gone harder than that on Twitter.
01:32:07.900 Like, don't be wrong.
01:32:08.680 I think they shouldn't be nuking you for that.
01:32:10.300 Anyway –
01:32:10.480 But it's like – at this point, it's kind of like, all right, you know where the line is, and you crossed it.
01:32:15.000 So, like, how upset can you be? 1.00
01:32:17.200 Fuck them. 0.99
01:32:17.880 Anyway, yeah, follow me there, TPH Toad, Tower Power Hour every Wednesday, and coming up, we're going to have September slurs where we have a tournament to determine the best slur, and we will – on one of the late August episodes, we've got to set the bracket for that. 0.99
01:32:34.060 Once I get Jay back for that, that'll be good.
01:32:36.180 And make sure that if you're in Colorado, go and see Kyle Ruff perform.
01:32:40.340 He's a very good comic.
01:32:41.880 Kyle, tell people where they can call you.
01:32:43.720 Yeah, I appreciate that.
01:32:44.780 You can follow me on Twitter and Instagram at both KyleRuffComedy or SteamboatComedy.
01:32:50.060 That's my company.
01:32:50.840 That's all the posters behind me that you see that I make.
01:32:54.300 That's the show I produce.
01:32:56.160 I'm more active on Instagram than Twitter.
01:32:58.460 But either way, check me out.
01:33:00.020 Check out the award-winning Steamboat Comedy podcast, and I'll be doing a show in Vail tomorrow night and then shows this weekend in Steamboat Springs, and I'll be in Denver on Sunday, and I'll be in Fort Collins on Monday.
01:33:12.180 So hit me up.
01:33:14.220 Appreciate it.
01:33:15.480 Thank you guys.
01:33:16.140 You guys are all awesome.
01:33:17.200 Keep doing what you're doing.
01:33:18.020 I really appreciate you having me on, man.
01:33:19.500 Where are these award things at so we can get one?
01:33:22.920 Well, the award I won was best of the boat, and you have to be in Steamboat.
01:33:26.860 And so I nominated you, but no one voted, and I don't know why. 0.98
01:33:31.800 Because you're like, what the fuck's a tower game? 0.99
01:33:33.900 Yeah. 1.00
01:33:34.200 They're like, did I hear pig or nig? 1.00
01:33:35.780 They're in business, and you see on their walls, like the awards, and you're like, who the fuck is doing these awards, these niche things? 0.98
01:33:44.700 So you say that, and I'm like, man, we need to get us to some of these weird niche award podcast things. 0.96
01:33:50.960 That way we have some bona fides to be like, hey, we're the fucking three-time award-winning in Seattle.
01:33:56.260 Jose did win number 11 hottest libertarian, so that goes a long way. 0.64
01:34:03.400 You guys know I'm not bullshitting, that my show regularly charts in the top 150 of news podcasts in America. 0.96
01:34:11.800 Do you know how fucking insane that is? 0.87
01:34:15.020 That's so awesome, dude. 0.96
01:34:16.460 My highest ranking, I was like five behind part of the problem. 0.94
01:34:20.040 I don't have a fucking clue how that happened. 1.00
01:34:21.880 Holy shit. 1.00
01:34:22.820 You're coming for Dave, man. 1.00
01:34:24.440 And not just when you jerk off to him. 0.99
01:34:26.060 Yeah, just because he's number one on the list, yeah. 0.98
01:34:28.300 Yes, I do come for Dave often.
01:34:31.300 Anyways, thank you guys for tuning in.
01:34:33.080 Make sure that you share this show with your most snowflake friends out there.
01:34:38.480 Whoever's really sensitive, send them this and say, this is a really interesting deep dive into critical race theory,
01:34:44.860 and I think you're going to learn a lot, and then just have them watch this episode and see if they kill themselves.
01:34:48.280 Yeah, send it to the WAPs and the cops. 0.99
01:34:49.820 Or alternatively, I want every single one of our fans, every single episode, to send this to Palermo and say, they said faggot again. 0.99
01:35:04.160 That's right. 0.99
01:35:05.000 And tell him to clip it and tweet it out to his 50,000 followers.
01:35:09.100 I'm just kidding, Brad.
01:35:10.120 Please don't do that.
01:35:12.200 Jose and Toad would love it, but I would advise against it.
01:35:15.560 You're playing right into their hands.
01:35:16.800 This is exactly what they want.
01:35:18.420 Anyways, thank you for tuning in.
01:35:19.700 Everybody, like, comment, subscribe, help with the algos, and tune in next week when we get your mom pregnant.
01:35:26.060 Yeah, we're on audio podcast, too, by the way.
01:35:28.160 Don't forget that.
01:35:29.040 Yeah, and we actually have video on Spotify, too.
01:35:31.460 And what's weird is our audio format podcast is actually really high quality.
01:35:35.880 It comes out really good.
01:35:36.940 I've listened to it a few times.
01:35:38.080 It's great.
01:35:38.460 Thanks.
01:35:38.800 Hell yeah.
01:35:39.920 All right.
01:35:41.100 Peace out. 1.00
01:35:41.380 Hugs and kisses, bitches. 1.00