#NEVERFORGET: Ep 157 - Blood Pillow w⧸ The Raven
Episode Stats
Length
2 hours and 3 minutes
Words per Minute
212.5027
Hate Speech Sentences
242
Summary
This week, the boys discuss the tragic death of Kobe Bryant and his family, and how they should have handled it differently. They also discuss a new addition to the Topolster crew, Jose of No Way to Jose's mission to seek justice.
Transcript
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He was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday.
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But in my mind, I'm going like, just don't bust.
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I just love eating pussy so much, I just can't even get to sex.
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Will people send your podcast pictures of their dick?
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I punched him in the chest as hard as I crumpled the kid.
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Ben, when are you going to stop playing games with God?
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She wants a dude that would, like, gladly genocide her people.
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And she's like, I want you to make me cum, motherfucker.
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They're just jealous because they have big tits and an Ashkenazi IQ.
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I bet you Laura Loomer gets it in exclusively with Proud Boys.
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So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's...
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You want to kill me or you want to give me a bone?
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Any of you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like...
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Jesus Christ, our introductions are getting so much better every week.
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Anyways, what I realized during that introduction is that...
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That what we are is we are that pastor that crumples Toad every week.
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And sometimes, sometimes, that's what God asks of us.
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We got Jose of No Way Jose, who's on a mission to, for some reason, seek justice for a black
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It's like, I mean, honestly, who gives a fuck, right?
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And then we got Cole, host of Two and a Half Takes, sometimes.
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And then we got host of Better Off Dead and Man We Wish He Was, Mr. Toad.
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Dude, I really hope that we just keep getting longer, longer, longer, until it's just 90
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Honestly, Lainey is so much more talented than any of us.
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Dude, if he, she, was able, Shem, was able to put, like, do, like, a fucking hour and
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a half long edit, it would be better than any of our shows ever.
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She just goes through the hundred and what, fifty, sixty, whatever, hundred and fifty-seven.
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We should just condition our audience, like, little by little.
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As we go, it'll probably take us, like, maybe two years to get there.
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But eventually, like, like you said, it would be, there would be a point where it would
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be, like, a seventy minutes of just intro, and then we'd talk for a couple of minutes,
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And you could work your way all the way up to, like, a rat in a cage.
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But I think we could do that to the seventy-four in the YouTube chat right now.
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Hey, so y'all were, y'all were on Luke's show, weren't you, Top?
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I don't want to hear, but I have heard some stories, and I want to get to the bottom of
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I tuned into Nephilim Death Squad for, like, 15 minutes.
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He's on for just a couple of minutes, because we need to talk about what the fuck happened,
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I kind of just heard you kick him the fuck out, but it's fine with me.
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First off, I want to thank you for your hospitality.
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And both having us on the show and then inviting us back to your place, getting very competitive
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with ping pong with Top, which, you know, from where I was standing, it was a little
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bit of a domination, but I don't really want to go into that.
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I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
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If you're going to say, because I'm a Nephilim, I cheated.
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There is something that I would like to address, and it's that, one, I've never seen a man
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Like, it was an incredible amount that you drank.
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I don't know if that makes this better or worse than the sequence of events that happened.
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He was pouring them halfway, and then a little bit of Coke, and just drinking them.
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I mean, I saw you drink like four before we played ping pong, and he still beat me, which
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makes me think, how good is this guy at ping pong?
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I think that we can consume a little bit more than the average person.
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But I mean, like, we're talking half glasses of vodka out of the only glass that he owned,
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They have their ladies with them, and they go, hey, you got a glass?
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He literally has them on the futon that's in front of the couch, but there's also this hot
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Seven hot sauce that I have that I sit next to my ottoman that don't move.
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It's like, if I was, if I lived alone and I didn't have a wife, I'd have a mattress on
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the floor, cardboard box, and I'd have my TV on the floor.
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He has the illusion of like, you know, something fancy going on.
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Like you go into the, into his place and there's like, it's furnished.
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Cole would fall down because he's from like a fucking trailer.
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Then you drive another mile to where he's at past other fucking huge towers.
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And then you go in, there's like the sliding double doors.
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You skip the fucking black dude that, that takes your keys.
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And he doesn't really say like, can I have your keys?
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Typically, if it was on the streets, you'd give him like a dollar.
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But because he's outside of this building, you, you hand him your keys.
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There's like a receptionist behind like this huge marble desk.
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And then to get to the, like where the people live, there's another door with a facial recognition system.
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It's a Malian migrant and then a facial recognition system.
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This is, this is what's wild to me is like, I'm so accustomed to living well that I don't even like when they, when they got upstairs and they knock on my door and I was like, Hey, come on in.
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They're like, they're like, what the fuck is this place?
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And I was like, I was like, it's just a condo complex, bro.
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The elevator, the elevator was furnished nicer than, than my living room.
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It was, there was, it was like marble and like inlay and fucking, it was, there was gold.
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I was like, this shit, it costs more than my house probably.
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Cause with Clint, I was like, either this guy's lying and he doesn't have any money, which
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very well could be right because he doesn't even have underwear.
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And then, or he's like so wildly rich that he like, like Simon Cowell shit, like he just
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Clint just knows the way, it's the way of like the progressive city.
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Because like, if you're surrounded by a bunch of thugs, you know what I'm talking about?
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You know what, no, I think I know what he was doing.
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He said he was trying to fit in with the culture by looking like a piece of shit is what, uh,
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You know what's trying to fit in with the culture?
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Like we went to the Publix out there and everything.
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There's a lot of, you know, uh, different shades of skin kind of walking around.
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What I meant was you dress like you don't have any money to steal from you.
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Yo, I don't, I don't dress like I have money because like, all right, so here's the deal.
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Why do I need to, like, am I going to, do I need to show it off?
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Yeah, no, that's the type of fucking flex, though.
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I love, David, David, the way he's, the way he's setting this up is just so much.
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It's insulting, dude, because look, we have just finished eating at a lovely burger joint
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It was like the political show, the best political show.
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And he's fucking dressed like a normal person at the burger joint.
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But for some reason, he makes it a point to dress down on us, right?
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So, like, we go to Publix, we get some drinks, we meet Clint at his house.
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And when we show up, he's in full pajama pants and bare feet.
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And then he figured out, I'm going to dress like more shit.
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Well, it's a boss move, but when you're Clint, you have to be dressed like you're about to fall asleep at any given time.
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Once you have enough money, your focus becomes comfort.
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So, I dressed up by putting pants on to go do the show with Luke and these two fucking retards.
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Dude, when I get home, it's sweatpants time, motherfuckers.
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If it's work time, I'm working the motherfucking out of that work time.
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If it's drinking time, I'm filling up my cup halfway with booze.
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But I do understand the comfort thing because how many investment bakers do you see in Lamborghinis?
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They're like, just get me in the most comfortable shit imaginable.
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And this is why I went with the vet because I didn't know.
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I wanted a sports car, but that thing fucking is comfortable.
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I've had a good amount of money for a long time.
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This is what really fucking confuses me because I'm like, where is his money going to?
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He has also a sort of a landscape portrait of watermelon on his kitchen wall.
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When we were there, I was like, who's fucking, what is this?
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He was like, I've never fucking seen that thing in my life.
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This dude wants to be a wicker so bad, he has a picture of watermelon on his head.
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He's got fucking hot sauce on the floor and watermelon on the wall.
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So, when I rented the condo, when I rented the condo, I did not have to decorate.
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So, the one thing that I've acquired in terms of furniture is a giant, giant motherfucking bean bag.
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They declined because they thought I would rape their wives, which is not my only fault.
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It was only our wives that were like, what the fuck did you just agree to?
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It's like how they have the different loofah colors at the villages.
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Like, in Miami, they have a whole different symbol for it.
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So, he doesn't have, like, a booze cabinet where he spends money on, like, just, like, nice.
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Oh, hey, but if you came to my house back when I lived in Carlsbad, I had a full, you know,
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I had a full custom light-up bar that was every alcohol you could imagine.
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But I don't own this place, so I'm not going to decorate it like that.
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I want Clint to move next to me so badly just to see what kind of fuck...
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Like, if Clint bought, like, a house in the woods, what would that be?
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I like nice shit, bro, but I don't really care about dressing fancy.
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Like, that, to me, has always been fucking gay.
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All right, this is besides the point, Clint, okay?
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The discussion before was, like, should we get a hotel?
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Let's go see how we feel about it when we get there.
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We'll say yes or no, and then we'll go from there if it'll fit.
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Because I think I have Clint wrapped up to a duality.
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It's like, when it comes to hospitality, right?
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I tried to just, I wanted to, like, none of us, like, say anything and just keep going.
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So, like I said, very, very warm, very friendly, great conversation, all that stuff.
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Because it's like, this guy has received us, open arms, had a good time, good conversation.
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We just played, we just played, we played like, like ping pong and pool and shit.
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You know that body language where you're like, I'm not entirely sure.
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So, the end of the night rolls around and we're giving all that body language.
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All of a sudden, Clint turns to us and he goes, are you, are you sleepy?
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Motherfucker really looked at us and said, are you sleepy?
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He goes, well, I mean, you guys can go to sleep if you want.
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Mind you, Top and his wife have been, you know, allocated the guest room.
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My wife and I were getting this oversized bean bag.
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But the catch is, it's in the living room where Clint is.
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And Clint is saying, hey, look, you guys can go to sleep, but I'm going to play Harry fucking Potter.
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And I don't give a shit that you're going to go to sleep.
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And me and my wife are like, oh, I'm like, oh, shit.
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Like, he's playing the new Harry Potter, right?
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Yo, when we got to your house, his wife was literally crying tears because she was tired.
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I'm like, David, I was just arguing with him just now.
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I said, yo, you have to stay up just to help me tell this story.
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I don't have a fucking brick background behind me.
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I've never been so, it was kind of like an, like really like an alpha move, like a psychology twist.
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He was really just kind of fucking with us, right?
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This is, once again, this just demonstrates that like I am real all the time.
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I was, I didn't even, I didn't, this is how fucked up I am and kind of cool I am, that I didn't even think about it.
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I was just like, I was like, they have a beanbag.
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Does it matter if they sleep on the beanbag here or five feet there behind that door?
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The fact that that then ousted you out of my property, I was totally perplexed by.
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I was prepared to sleep on the beanbag because, you know, the old factory dude brain kicked in and I was like, fuck yeah, dude.
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I was like, he's going to play fucking Harry Potter.
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As I'm doing that, panic sweeps over the wives and they start fucking freaking out.
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They're texting me and Top and they're going, hey, we should look for hotels, right?
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But I'm not, my fucking, I'm drunk, my fucking ringer's on silent and I'm just dragging, by the way, this beanbag, 300 pounds.
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Dragging this fucking thing into the next room.
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You're saying you're not elite enough to move a 300 pound beanbag?
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If he can't handle moving the beanbag on his own, then there's something wrong.
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Also, he can't handle his bitch being a little cunty with that big old dick of his.
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I don't know what's the point of having a big old dick.
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I realize what it is because Top and I, we discussed this and we realized, like, not for nothing, dude.
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But we have other people that we have to make accommodations for.
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I don't think about making accommodations for others.
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No, but that's, I mean, it really is that simple.
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Where it's like we're in this pseudo black dude's house.
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You know what I say the biggest trespassing was?
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Never once, Clint, never once did you offer to pass the sticks.
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Never once did you say, hey, you want to cast some spells.
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Well, in fairness, I only played for, like, three minutes before you guys were like,
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If you had a fucking the Oculus and you didn't let me get a run on fucking Harry Potter on the Oculus,
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I would have fucking, I would have been realistic.
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If he only had two cups, what did y'all, did y'all have to go get cups?
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So, this is actually, this is a funny part of the story.
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Four of them are gone because he just would get drunk and just drop them.
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My brother drank Kratom out of them consistently.
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There is a permanent brown Kratom stain in every single one of them.
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I want you to know I could have dragged my fingernail in that mug.
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I could have dragged my fingernail in that mug and relinquished enough Kratom to do Kratom off of one mug.
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You have never taken a scouring pad to the inside of those mugs.
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No, literally he is probably, he may not even rinse it off.
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He literally just takes it, throws it in the dishwasher.
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And then he goes, five times, nothing's happened.
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I don't know, like, I guess this is just the life I live now.
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That sounds like some Mexican shit that I'm not even familiar to.
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No, when you have this kind of money, you just buy new mugs.
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Clint has enough money to just buy new glasses and new mugs.
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Because the mugs, because every time I see those Kratom stains, I think about my brother.
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I know he's not, but it's still, it's reminiscent, you know?
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He goes, fucking, when you have this much money, you just buy new mugs.
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Because you said that, like, he didn't wake up until, like, 2 o'clock or something like that.
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When we got to Luke's, so we were starting at 3.30 or something like that.
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Where he just drinks it and he just smashes it on the ground and just goes, like, another.
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I have one clean coffee mug, and I have two glasses, and I don't have guests over very often.
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There's also something ironic about drinking alcohol out of a coffee mug.
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Like, it's just like the – your brain sees the coffee mug and thinks, like, all right, coffee, getting awake, and then you pour booze in it.
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Look, I felt like these people are accustomed to not living this nicely, so I had to bring it down a level.
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I don't know what it is, Clint, but you have a throat pillar on your fucking – on your sofa, and it's half-saturated in blood.
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Make sure you pick up the best stainless steel razor in the game.
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Do this so that you don't have a blood pillow, because you will not cut yourself from the dough.
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So, my brother, the drug addict that he was, he would go out in the living room periodically.
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So, the pillow is fucking gross because of him.
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However, when I shave my head, I will cut myself periodically, and then I will go lay down on the couch, and I won't notice.
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Do you not use pillowcases, which you can then wash?
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Like, we just did Neft to America, and Top was like, oh, it's probably because he fucking uses.
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I don't know what's going on right now, but it's completely wild.
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So, what I'm getting from this is if I ever go up there, bring your own pillows.
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Yes, bring your own cups, own pillows, own mattress, actually.
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You should bring a blow-up mattress because you're not sleeping anywhere.
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So, you're probably a plate, a bowl, a utensil, probably.
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You have to fucking bring your own pillows and cups.
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Honestly, the best part about it is that you're safe.
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Clint will still rape your wife in the middle of the night.
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When Clint stayed here, did he give me a blood air mattress?
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There's like two little drunk little drops on the bucket list.
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That pillow looks like you dipped it in a bucket of blood halfway.
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I'm going to go grab my vodka and that pillow to prove how fucking ridiculous this is.
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I cannot believe there's going to be this much fucking vodka.
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Yeah, I've sliced off my finger a couple of times, but I've never bled from the head.
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It's really cool knowing exactly where Clint is going.
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I know the layout of his house now, and I just think it's neat.
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That's not even like half, but the neck was already taken.
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So I went to the store the other day, and I saw the fucking...
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The Hennessy NBA, and I'm like, I'm going to buy that shit.
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So you can have a piss closet and a shit chair, but you can't have a blood pillow?
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Dude, it looks like you've got that pillow from a thrift store, dude.
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Another crazy thing, you walk into the house, right?
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So I realized he was emptying his dishwasher when we knocked on the door, right?
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It was his last attempt to clean the Kratom cups.
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And it was like, just looking at me, he was like, nah, this ain't coming out.
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I was like, I was like, God, the 16th time in the dishwasher has got to do it.
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And immediately, like you look to the right and there's boxes, like tall boxes stacked in the corner.
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He was like, I thought maybe I was going to move.
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And I was like, yeah, well, like six months ago.
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Throw them away and then need them like two weeks later?
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He literally, you're a multi-millionaire, dude.
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I'm not going to buy and put together more boxes when I have put together boxes.
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Pay an illegal $3 an hour to do it for you, dude.
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I would not allow that pillow to be in my house.
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You don't get rich by paying illegals to get you boxes, bro.
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Or you can do the method where you fold the flaps over each other so it kind of holds itself.
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On the kitchen table, there was, like, a bowler hat, like, one of these, and then, like, some audio equipment.
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Like, it is very jarring to have shown up and had this experience of, like, luxury, right?
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And then going out and seeing this balcony over the ocean.
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And it's like, wow, this is really magnificent.
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And then when you come back inside and your eyes start to focus, it is.
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I like how Clint's, like, the only thing that's disjointed in this entire property is my living room.
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Like, the dining table has shit on it because I don't have a fucking garage to put it in.
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So, I have a bunch of boxes because I think I might move at any minute.
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I'm going to say that my kitchen is jarring because I have a fucking painting of watermelon.
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So after they point out that I have a painting of watermelon in my kitchen, I did not know
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I've walked past it a thousand times, never looked at it.
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I was like, I was like, well, it was like the fucking simulation turned on my wall.
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So then after they leave, I go, wow, that's weird that I have watermelon art.
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And what I realized is that I am constantly in thought.
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It's like I don't run into them, but I don't fucking care what's on them.
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There was a brown ring in the guest toilet bowl that was so pronounced that I was like, oh, my God.
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But it also looked good in the inside of Clint's shorts as well.
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When we went to Luke's house, it was like the surroundings were normal, and then nobody received it.
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Well, Clint was there to like, hey, guys, welcome in.
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Other than that, we walked into a fucking concentration camp, or at least that was the mood.
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We were just handed a list that said, like, don't say faggot, don't say Nazis, and that was it.
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And everybody just sat quietly until the show started.
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And you're like, that's some real faggot Nazi shit.
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Then we walk in, and so he has like a huge gun on the table.
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There's a flamethrower in the corner, and there's fake breasts, like right when you walk in.
00:36:53.080
And so we're holding the paper, and he's like, you guys okay with dogs?
00:36:59.020
That was like all he said to us, and we just sat there.
00:37:05.600
I mean, it was so much more welcoming than TimCast.
00:37:12.360
Oh, yeah, because you walk in, and Clint's in the doorway, and he's like, hey, guys, welcome.
00:37:16.180
And I made this weird fucking mistake of, like, I found Luke's Amazon package on the porch.
00:37:23.820
So I'm like, oh, I'm going to bring his Amazon package in.
00:37:30.040
I walk into his house, and I go, hey, got your fucking package, dude.
00:37:39.420
As a matter of fact, after he does that, he says, got your package.
00:37:43.220
Luke looks at him, and he's like, and then he looks at the girl, and he yells at her for sweeping.
00:37:55.880
Oh, so the fake tits when you walk in are actually attached to a woman?
00:38:09.120
What I'm doing is I can see how his mind was working there, and I thought it actually is
00:38:13.180
kind of a funny thing to be like, oh, the fake tits were just that woman, and he just
00:38:22.840
And honestly, he might not even be thinking that.
00:38:24.500
He might have just made fake tits girl, and just put those two together.
00:38:31.660
If you said that joke, then I would have thought, I think, the extra layer.
00:38:34.320
But once he said it, I'm just like, I don't even want to think that much.
00:38:37.460
Speaking of meta, this entire episode has been about what we did together, and we probably
00:38:45.280
But it's about one of the members, and it's one of the members we don't get to rag on
00:38:53.620
I kick the fucking shit out of these dudes at ping pong.
00:38:56.080
I drink a half a bottle of vodka, and then you know what?
00:38:59.180
I fucking expelliamos these niggas out of my house.
00:39:08.920
Number two, it's from taking abuse from Luke Rutkowski, and then you took it out on us.
00:39:23.400
The only time I was aggressive towards you was when we were playing ping pong, because
00:39:27.380
I was like, I am going to demonstrate that I have hand-eye coordination that I've been
00:39:30.920
telling you about, that I've been telling all y'all about.
00:39:32.660
And you guys were like, you old fucking codger, you lying bitch.
00:39:39.520
I would have beat you if I wasn't so critically tired.
00:39:48.300
Top isn't bad at ping pong, but I am definitely better.
00:39:55.220
When you're fresh as a fucking daisy, and I will beat you 10 times worse than I did when
00:40:03.300
The advantage was, for some fucking reason, even though we've traversed 23 floors of an
00:40:08.640
apartment building, Clint just doesn't wear shoes.
00:40:11.500
So like he's got more traction or something like that.
00:40:17.140
I kicked them off so that I could have traction on the fucking, on the tile.
00:40:26.440
But I want to say, Clint, ultimately, it was wonderful.
00:40:32.000
By the way, there was literally nothing but fun.
00:40:35.020
And you all come in here like, your place is a nightmare.
00:40:45.980
It's one of the most, it's one of the biggest shows Luke has ever done.
00:40:52.340
Yo, this is exactly what Topp did when he was on IRL.
00:40:55.660
Topp, as soon as he gets off IRL, he's like, fuck this nigga Tim Pool.
00:41:01.040
By the way, the end of the night, the end of the night, did y'all leave?
00:41:20.780
And it smelled like, no, and it smelled like mildew.
00:41:26.080
It's not necessarily a win, but at least I didn't have to listen to fucking, I fell asleep immediately.
00:41:34.380
Had you asked, I would have put the game on mute.
00:41:37.960
No, and honestly, if you have headphones, you can plug in the headphones to your controller.
00:41:58.060
And then as soon as they, as soon as they get behind a door, they come out and they go, we got to go.
00:42:07.920
And I want to say, dude, there was a very easy thing for this.
00:42:11.000
The women sleep in the bed and the guys sleep on the beanbag.
00:42:16.740
Because the beanbag, beanbag's big, but they would have been fucking cuddled up, bro.
00:42:21.640
You know, like, it would have created a safe spot in the middle and me and fucking Topp would have woke up spooning in the morning.
00:42:28.560
Well, because, listen, Elizabeth, I love you, but the women did make them go to a Best Western that is disgusting rather than a high-rise apartment.
00:42:40.920
But look, it was also on me because I was very close to beating Harry Potter and I had to beat him.
00:42:50.440
Clint's place is very accommodating for the homies.
00:42:57.880
Look, if your wives were single, I would have treated them like queens, but they're not.
00:43:02.700
If your wives were single, I would have shared the controllers because you didn't share the controllers with us, Clint.
00:43:10.880
The controller would have never came out if it was just single women there.
00:43:31.880
Clint said before, he was like, I put all this shit out to make people who don't have money feel accommodated.
00:43:37.260
I feel like if we would have reached in the bottom cabinets, that's where all the nice shit.
00:43:47.840
I got to give him the shit pillows in the fucking crate.
00:43:50.780
I really wish you stayed there because I wanted to know how breakfast went in the morning
00:43:58.560
whenever he goes like, you want some hot sauce?
00:44:06.120
The place he lives at looked like it had a continental breakfast.
00:44:12.760
If I had ever waken up early enough, I could tell you if they have it or not.
00:44:18.880
Clint could boost his number so much if he became like the Dr. Huberman type of dudes.
00:44:25.480
They're like, you wake up early, you get some sunlight, you eat a good breakfast.
00:44:29.540
You go, if he did all that, because he's already rich.
00:44:32.020
The whole point of those guys is they're like, you do all this to become rich.
00:44:41.140
What's the point of being fucking rich if you can't do what you want to fucking do?
00:44:45.400
The dudes that are rich and wake up at 5 a.m. and grind, they're fucking lunatics.
00:44:49.480
Those dudes are fucking, you do not, like, you guys know how you always go like, I would
00:44:54.800
have never thought that, like, even when Top walked in, he was like, I would have never
00:45:08.140
These are things that if you have money, you have to sleep a lot.
00:45:17.140
Everyone listening right now, this is not comedy.
00:45:41.940
And if you do, if you do, and you're already rich, you're a fucking miserable cunt.
00:45:47.160
You're a terrible, you are, no one wants to be around you except for the fact that you
00:46:03.220
Now, by the way, Clint, you know there's like, so we know you're rich, but I understand
00:46:08.240
there's levels above you that become like insane.
00:46:12.100
Yeah, so like, and you've probably interacted with those guys, right?
00:46:21.220
I'm the only rich person I know that's actually enjoying my fucking life.
00:46:36.040
I am the only rich person I know that actually enjoys their life.
00:46:49.140
I talk to 100,000 people a night, and then I play Harry Potter, and then I drink fucking
00:46:54.980
I go to the gym, and then I go lay out by the pool from 3 p.m. after I slept for 11 and
00:47:02.620
Clint, you need to be telling people more of this.
00:47:05.300
Like, how everybody else is like, wake up at fucking 5 a.m., drink fucking raw eggs,
00:47:10.680
I would love somebody who's successful in the space who says this shit.
00:47:15.500
When you wake up, wake up whenever the fuck you want.
00:47:26.620
He owned like a construction company, like a very big construction company.
00:47:37.700
What happened is the Dave Chappelle episode when he plays Prince, and Charlie Murphy's
00:47:45.160
He's like, so then he invited us over, and yeah, we were hanging out.
00:47:53.240
Then we played pick up basketball, and he dumped on me.
00:47:58.120
But like, it was like, well, then he played Harry Potter.
00:48:01.220
And everyone was just like, you played Harry Potter?
00:48:08.420
Y'all said you were going to bed, and I was like, oh, I'm playing Harry Potter then.
00:48:13.880
I just drank a half a ball of vodka with a bunch of fucking Diet Cokes.
00:48:23.620
The fucking tone you had was like, bitch, my night's just getting started.
00:48:37.400
I got to go, but Clint, before I go, are you coming to Topps for New Year's?
00:48:45.300
This guy doesn't know what he's doing until Friday.
00:48:49.400
He said he might go and hang out with Luke at a party.
00:48:54.520
And let me tell you, man, the dynamic there, not fun.
00:49:16.640
Is there any people prior to warm them up to that vibe?
00:49:28.140
He was very cordial with this fucking smoke show.
00:49:33.260
He was like, oh, this fucking nine OnlyFans bitch?
00:49:40.140
I was like, I have never seen this from this dude ever.
00:49:44.020
That's the gayest shit ever because if you get to...
00:49:47.120
And I like Luke, but if you get to a point where you're doing this and you could possibly
00:49:51.520
do it for a living, have some fucking joy in what you're doing, man.
00:50:02.180
Or go work at Publix and then figure that out that that sucks because it's probably been
00:50:07.180
You know, this is some lobster advice right here.
00:50:14.620
I thought you bought a prop because I was about to say, you're a faggot.
00:50:23.960
Like, if you get to the mountaintop and you aren't happy...
00:50:27.760
If you get to the mountaintop and you aren't happy, you're not doing it right.
00:50:32.520
And if you're doing something you don't love and you're at the top of the mountain, fucking
00:50:36.420
I feel like a lot of those guys, though, they see the top, they get to the top of the mountain
00:50:39.240
and they just see another mountain and they go, okay, that's the one I need to get up.
00:50:45.920
I fucking, I got to the top of the mortgage game and I was like, I'm out.
00:50:55.980
So like, if they're burnt on what they're doing, then they got to do something else.
00:51:00.060
Like, if you have the work ethic and the wherewithal and the intelligence and the whatever
00:51:04.180
to get to the top of a mountain, you can get to the top of another mountain.
00:51:10.740
Now I'm talking like fucking inspirational shit.
00:51:21.260
Look, if you get to the top of the mountain and you're unhappy, do cocaine until you're
00:51:43.980
He was like, I went in having questions about Clint, and I came out having way more questions
00:51:52.080
But I feel like he answered these questions about himself, and it's like, it's been kind
00:51:58.840
Like, if my wife wasn't there, it would have just been fascinating.
00:52:01.060
I would have been studying Clint all night, the rest of the night.
00:52:05.980
You would have left before I woke up, because I'm sleeping the fuck in.
00:52:09.460
And y'all are going to wake up at crack of nine or some shit, some fucking suicidal
00:52:19.980
So I had this incredible house on the water in Carl's bed.
00:52:25.640
Was it furnished with blood pillows also there?
00:52:31.600
So I would have these house parties, dozens of people over, and we would be having the
00:52:39.320
Wait, you got to the top of a mountaintop and you never tried in the snow?
00:52:44.560
When you get to the top of a mountain and you're having a good time, you don't need
00:52:49.940
Anyway, so at the end of the night, I got dozens of people over.
00:52:52.900
Half of them drive home drunk because they're fucking savages.
00:53:00.180
The thing I would say to them, I'd say, look, I got an Airbnb downstairs.
00:53:03.520
I got guest bedrooms and shit all over the place.
00:53:07.440
If you wake me up, you will never step foot in my house again.
00:53:13.000
I said, when you leave, you're a fucking mouse.
00:53:16.020
I would have girlfriends that would spend the night in my bed and I said, if you do that,
00:53:20.600
when you leave, if you wake me up, you are never invited to my house again.
00:53:36.560
But if I drink and I get woken up after four hours or some shit, my hangover is so fucking crazy
00:53:49.360
So look, you got to do what you got to do to stay happy in life.
00:54:21.780
AOCDs says fuck, marry, kill, MTG, Tulsi, or Nikki Haley.
00:54:36.360
Yeah, I was about to say, what the fuck are you talking about?
00:54:44.880
Nah, I think you marry Tulsi, you fuck Nikki, and you kill Green.
00:55:04.960
I'm trying to marry into a lizard person family, so I'm marrying Nikki Haley for sure.
00:55:13.660
Marry was my other one for Nikki because you know, like, at least you can be there to...
00:55:18.620
Maybe you'll hear some snippets of, like, some cool shit that's going down.
00:55:22.120
Yeah, like, you would hear, like, the fucking, like, lizard people shit or just, like, crazy,
00:55:27.520
She would be like, yeah, it's time to take down, like, the Spanish government.
00:55:35.760
It's cool you get divorced after because you have some disagreements on where to overthrow
00:55:41.060
You fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene because Alex Stein says she got crazy pussy, and you got
00:55:50.060
I think Alex Stein and me have piped her down, dude, for real.
00:55:54.820
I'm going to flip it around on all of you, I think, and go with something different than
00:56:02.440
We've all done something different than everybody.
00:56:05.060
Yo, I'm doing something different than all of you, I think.
00:56:14.440
You fuck MTG for the reasons that were just stated.
00:56:29.100
I don't know what this means, but that's crazy.
00:56:42.280
I'm marrying Tulsi because then we can just do ukulele duets forever.
00:56:46.560
I don't know what that means, but I do agree with it.
00:56:49.360
I agree with that she's got the Hello Kitty pussy.
00:56:55.720
No, literally, I think of the little cat like this for some reason.
00:56:58.940
Her pussy looks like the little Hello Kitty thing.
00:57:04.900
If she's just got that cut up into her fucking box.
00:57:16.720
No matter who you choose, you're marrying into lizard person company.
00:57:25.740
She's been piping down that nigga that got kicked out.
00:57:44.720
That was like almost certainly what was happening.
00:57:47.160
Because she was like voting in lockstep with him because she was fucking homeboy.
00:58:00.100
People that aren't Caucasian, that are more racist than me, always freak me out.
00:58:11.420
January 26th to the 28th, we're going to be at the Georgia LP event.
00:58:17.480
We're going to be out there doing retarded shit.
00:58:33.800
And then we're going to be doing a fucking live show.
00:58:44.260
January 26th through 28th, the Georgia LP event.
00:58:47.120
I will be moderating the presidential debate that just got announced this morning.
00:58:51.140
I wanted to participate in it so that I could show up toad.
00:58:54.520
But I will be the moderator, which will allow me to shame him periodically or hand him softballs,
00:59:06.220
I want to know because what are you going to wear to that?
00:59:09.420
Because I feel like Clint's not going to even dress up for that.
00:59:19.540
When you become successful, you don't have to dress up.
00:59:29.940
It's because he's boring, not because he's rich.
00:59:32.580
His closet probably literally is just the same outfit.
00:59:39.380
He wears a t-shirt with another shirt that's folded up.
01:00:13.840
I'm just going to sleep on this entire bed of bacon.
01:00:17.100
This dude got cozy while hooked up to some fucking...
01:00:20.480
Given what we talked about in the early part of this episode,
01:00:22.720
I can't believe this is actually a question that's being asked here.
01:00:26.440
Conspiracy extremists, how many cups do you all have at your home?
01:00:43.120
Or actually four hours before our show started.
01:00:44.460
Well, the answer is you need two and fuck your guests.
01:00:49.460
I totally would probably have like one to three cups.
01:00:54.100
But with a woman, I'd just show up and I'm like,
01:01:11.960
And then just a rack of just the plastic Red Solo cups.
01:01:28.900
We keep the black cups and the white cups separated.
01:01:33.580
Wait, you have cups specifically for different races?
01:01:50.820
I'd be way more shameless about my piss cup though.
01:02:03.100
I would totally just have that in my like fucking,
01:02:24.620
Unless it's a woman that you think is pretty into it.
01:04:34.560
I think Clint said something profound earlier with like his ethos in life.
01:04:41.900
it displays perfectly like what he's getting at.
01:04:48.240
He's fucking slaving away at some fucking gay ass job in Boston.
01:04:54.240
All the nice bitch shit that normal dudes don't get till they get married.
01:05:28.400
that any girl watching this right now ought to be sliding in his DMs.
01:05:39.120
He wouldn't even need a job for a good solid long time.
01:05:54.740
he literally drops it in the chat and he goes like,
01:06:05.760
It was 10 times more than what I thought it was.
01:06:18.740
I got this amount and then I got another hundred K.
01:06:28.120
like gross is worth more than I'm not asking for your gross.
01:06:32.580
And you're reasoning for why women never ask for my gross is because like,
01:06:38.180
what is the point of life just to continually make money?
01:06:47.140
It's just baffling to me how good life's Clint is and how bad toes is when you're talking
01:06:55.500
you'd have to try to fuck your life up with this kind of,
01:07:21.740
You remember that rant that Clint went on just,
01:07:25.180
Like that thing he was directed directly at your toe.
01:07:31.360
why do you think I take his lifestyle personally?
01:07:37.620
I know what you got and I know what you could do.
01:08:00.620
if we told you that you wouldn't have to do this show and take a,
01:08:04.700
if you did something with Toad and made it into content and then you blow up that way,
01:08:11.820
Cause I actually enjoy what I'm doing with Luke.
01:08:23.620
and Toad is the thousands of interns he has that he fucking makes content out of.
01:08:39.160
I will replace your blood pillows with non-blood pillows and I will clean your Kratom mugs.
01:08:57.280
it makes my fucking dick go inside my body every single time.
01:09:37.940
That would be funny while also subtly degrading to his current profession.
01:10:09.300
you're looking like you only had one donut this morning.
01:10:16.460
sometimes these just want to pop a cap in one of these,
01:10:21.600
Every now and then I just feel like killing a pig.
01:10:41.660
Be cooking breakfast for him when he walks in and be like,
01:10:53.120
I just probably wouldn't even bring it up because it just seems like a dick thing to do.
01:12:13.380
an alligator and skinned it when there was like 50 people in my house in the bathtub of the bathroom.
01:12:23.340
he opens up a cooler as I come down the stairs and he goes,
01:12:26.040
want to see the fucking gator I got this morning.
01:12:49.800
I just love the fact that there are men on earth like that.
01:12:54.340
I love that there are fucking men out there that are just,
01:13:28.520
Because I want to see if there's any prey that I see.
01:13:34.440
That he just doesn't even like pussy doesn't even.
01:13:45.340
like hit the testosterone coming off of him would immediately,
01:13:49.380
he's just the type of dude that you know fucks right.
01:13:56.160
I don't think that him and Jose can fuck the same.
01:14:34.160
which is like a main vein Avenue of Coney Island.
01:14:44.860
Like they were talking about like putting him into a coma or some shit.
01:15:18.520
he learned to walk the land first when he was in New York city though.
01:15:24.800
There's swishers on the ground and the Hennessy bottles.
01:15:52.680
it was crazy because he also is probably one of the highest people I've ever met too.
01:15:56.860
He is constantly hitting a weed vape or just smoking weed in general.
01:16:00.960
And he's still like lightning focused on like fucking,
01:16:06.460
I would hate to see him when he's sober because he must be just fucking.
01:16:11.920
He was the one that was supposed to edit our first ever live podcast and he's never done anything with the footage.
01:16:23.580
it's going to be the best edit you've ever seen.
01:16:25.900
For him to sit down in front of a computer and do this,
01:16:29.600
like he probably like locks in and he'll be there fucking 12 hours.
01:16:35.440
I bet you he hasn't even been home since he's just been hunting.
01:16:40.200
for the chat and anybody watching this is the type of guy that what you see doing the,
01:16:44.180
the helicopter with the minigun shooting at boars that are,
01:16:57.920
I don't know why I'm turning this guy into some mythological creature,
01:17:01.720
He showed us the videos of him hunting boar and he's like,
01:17:08.940
he had the dogs there that he was training to hunt boar.
01:17:20.600
He's got chickens and then kills the occasional,
01:17:28.640
I bet you he doesn't have any fucking cups in his house.
01:17:32.460
the only ones are the ones that he fashioned out of a,
01:17:39.820
he drinks out of the skulls of his fallen foes.
01:17:43.820
but it's all just full of the blood of his enemies.
01:17:51.680
He actually reminds me of John Barenthal in that way too.
01:18:09.260
this podcast needs to be called walk the land or walk.
01:18:14.280
the best podcasters on earth have never been heard from because they are just
01:18:20.180
these guys don't want to hear about my hot cousin.
01:18:30.060
while I go out and get on the trampoline and jump in the morning.
01:18:36.200
I'm jumping on a trampoline at eight o'clock in the morning.
01:18:38.540
He's finished up his walk looking for alligators.
01:18:42.400
this is why I love Cole so much because he's the,
01:18:44.380
he's the other specimen of man that I can't relate to.
01:18:58.500
he will see a trampoline and he'll just go proud.
01:19:20.620
There's two totally different aspects of autism.
01:19:24.740
and Toad's somewhere on that spectrum too of autism.
01:20:33.620
So I don't know if he's there or if he isn't there.
01:20:51.320
I would not be surprised if she does shit like this and you love it.
01:21:20.880
what's remarkable about it is how much gas this bitch has.
01:21:41.760
I want to know how many times this bitch is shit in her husband's mouth.
01:22:14.360
If it's more than like a once in a very long while,
01:22:24.300
I'm not going to have some chick who's just out there queefing everywhere,
01:22:28.520
I don't even think you understand the concept of queefing completely.
01:22:52.660
It's like when you take too much dick in a short period of time,
01:22:56.920
it's more about like just forcing the air in there.
01:23:01.460
Wouldn't you've created like a vacuum in the vagina?
01:23:20.320
I like this because it feels like an inquisition.
01:23:30.780
I'm trying to think of what answer would make you laugh the most.
01:23:49.280
I was concerned that Josie wasn't here tonight.
01:23:59.040
I can see just a dude just liking like to be close to their girl's ass.
01:24:04.500
just like being like kissing their ass or whatever,
01:24:13.620
like when you see the video and don't realize what's going on,
01:24:22.160
she is clothed because usually they do this naked,
01:24:30.180
I would rather a girl shit on my chest than fart in my face.
01:24:42.420
I thought through the logistics of someone shitting in your chest and like how gross that'd be.
01:25:01.040
The other two that I lived with for a total of seven years combined,
01:25:19.360
but it'll be like where I'm like on the other side of the house.
01:25:24.640
I'm just saying I would rather a shit on my chest than a fart in the face.
01:25:28.400
who knew that fucking retard ass JC that says hi to everybody would actually be funny.
01:25:57.380
I'd rather have her shit on my chest than fart in my face.
01:26:33.360
how are you not comfortable enough to me to like,
01:26:43.520
you don't ever want your wife to be so comfortable that she farts around you.
02:03:15.400
It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that