Tower Gang - #NEVERFORGET： Ep 157 - Blood Pillow w⧸ The Raven

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00:00:15.860 Good evening, I'm Ken Bastida.

00:00:21.800 Dana is off tonight.

00:00:23.300 He was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday.

00:00:30.000 I'm gonna get into the love.

00:00:35.180 Can't you feel it?

00:00:37.560 Like, feel it.

00:00:38.760 But in my mind, I'm going like, just don't bust.

00:00:41.220 Don't bust.

00:00:42.120 But it's just...

00:00:43.000 You're talking about edging, right?

00:00:48.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:00:49.840 Holy fuck! 1.00

00:00:50.820 Oh my god! 1.00

00:00:52.120 Stop saying yeah, please.

00:00:53.620 Yeah. 0.99

00:00:54.160 It's fucking so gross. 1.00

00:00:55.980 Oh my god! 1.00

00:00:58.100 It is fucking gross! 1.00

00:00:59.740 I have to try and make myself cum. 1.00

00:01:02.440 Yeah, we forgot about this guy. 1.00

00:01:04.000 This guy's a fucking liar. 1.00

00:01:06.080 Alright, door's open. 1.00

00:01:07.240 Get the fuck out. 1.00

00:01:15.360 I cum exactly when she wants me to. 1.00

00:01:17.740 I just love eating pussy so much, I just can't even get to sex. 1.00

00:01:20.520 I'll give you everything when we break out. 1.00

00:01:25.780 I'm a dangerous rapist about half of my life. 1.00

00:01:28.480 Will people send your podcast pictures of their dick? 1.00

00:01:31.740 I don't think so. 1.00

00:01:34.220 And I walked over to him and I went, bam! 0.87

00:01:37.740 I punched him in the chest as hard as I crumpled the kid. 0.89

00:01:40.920 Think about this. 1.00

00:01:42.100 There's no way you live with your mom. 0.98

00:01:43.540 You have a piss closet to that level. 1.00

00:01:45.400 You have a shit chair. 1.00

00:01:47.200 I just crumpled him. 1.00

00:01:49.300 And I said...

00:01:51.400 I leaned over and I said,

00:01:52.600 Ben, when are you going to stop playing games with God?

00:01:56.500 I led that man to the Lord right there.

00:01:58.860 There's times that that might be needed.

00:02:01.080 Toad is one bad bet away from being that guy.

00:02:03.500 No. 0.97

00:02:03.680 She wants a dude that would, like, gladly genocide her people. 1.00

00:02:12.360 And she's like, I want you to make me cum, motherfucker. 1.00

00:02:14.900 They're just jealous because they have big tits and an Ashkenazi IQ. 1.00

00:02:18.360 Yes, that's what it is. 1.00

00:02:19.440 You got it.

00:02:20.000 I bet you Laura Loomer gets it in exclusively with Proud Boys.

00:02:23.680 Tell me, darling, what it's all about.

00:02:29.380 I'm just talking about love and community. 1.00

00:02:33.680 It's Kawa again, Wednesday, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:02:45.840 What's up, retards? 1.00

00:02:47.720 I'm trying to start a cult here, baby. 1.00

00:02:49.460 So I can only fit a third of my dick into Toad's... 1.00

00:02:52.400 ...mussy. 1.00

00:02:54.500 You want to kill me or you want to give me a bone? 1.00

00:02:57.140 I don't know. 1.00

00:02:58.240 When I say fuck the Jews, it means I'm horny. 1.00

00:03:01.560 Woe is me, I'm retarded. 1.00

00:03:03.680 Any of you guys ever had the mythical where there's a whole thing in and then do that shit where they're like... 0.99

00:03:07.340 Woe, woe, woe. 1.00

00:03:08.700 The three of you had a threesome of some kind. 1.00

00:03:12.060 I was watching it and jerking off. 1.00

00:03:14.820 And... 1.00

00:03:15.140 ...you fucking asshole. 1.00

00:03:18.200 Toad's on fire! 1.00

00:03:19.500 She was a 10 in real life.

00:03:20.960 She's like a dead 8.

00:03:24.540 Louis, you're like a brother to me.

00:03:25.820 Donald Trump, come on Tower Gang.

00:03:27.780 That is why.

00:03:28.320 Tower Gang is the most offensive podcast. 1.00

00:03:30.420 Fat Dave, fuck you, man. 1.00

00:03:32.800 How did that do you? 1.00

00:03:38.080 Jesus Christ, our introductions are getting so much better every week.

00:03:48.360 Was that Chad Ochocinco?

00:03:49.860 Is that what happened to him?

00:03:51.280 Clint Russell, Liberty...

00:03:52.280 Oh, excuse me, Tower Gang.

00:03:53.340 Hey, welcome.

00:03:53.960 This Wednesday.

00:03:55.320 I'm so, like, fried.

00:03:57.120 You know what I realized?

00:03:57.940 Can we stop playing the Christmas music?

00:04:00.360 Turn it down.

00:04:02.420 Turn it down.

00:04:03.160 Producer.

00:04:03.800 How dare you?

00:04:04.780 Thank you.

00:04:05.260 How dare you?

00:04:05.820 You yelled that right off the bat.

00:04:07.720 I mean, Jesus.

00:04:08.840 It's like...

00:04:09.560 Christmas just happened.

00:04:10.740 It's like, it's done.

00:04:11.520 Anyways, what I realized during that introduction is that...

00:04:14.700 Please stop singing, Toad. 1.00

00:04:15.860 It's really fucking gay. 1.00

00:04:17.360 That what we are is we are that pastor that crumples Toad every week. 1.00

00:04:23.220 See what I'm saying?

00:04:24.880 And sometimes, sometimes, that's what God asks of us.

00:04:28.100 So, you should be appreciative.

00:04:29.440 We got Top Lobster of TopLobster.com.

00:04:32.560 We got Jose of No Way Jose, who's on a mission to, for some reason, seek justice for a black

00:04:38.700 man. 0.99

00:04:39.520 It's like, I mean, honestly, who gives a fuck, right? 0.99

00:04:43.020 And then we got Cole, host of Two and a Half Takes, sometimes. 0.99

00:04:47.400 And then we got host of Better Off Dead and Man We Wish He Was, Mr. Toad.

00:04:51.960 What's up, buddy?

00:04:52.300 Jesus Christ, it's rough.

00:04:53.320 Dude, I really hope that we just keep getting longer, longer, longer, until it's just 90 0.99

00:04:57.440 minutes of an intro of just all our shit. 0.99

00:04:59.940 We're not even having a show anymore? 1.00

00:05:01.600 No.

00:05:02.100 We just play replays.

00:05:03.260 The whole show is just mashed up together.

00:05:05.840 Honestly, Lainey is so much more talented than any of us.

00:05:10.080 I feel like that would be a better show.

00:05:12.580 Yeah.

00:05:12.900 Your gain is up a little bit.

00:05:14.440 I had to turn down my volume.

00:05:16.300 My gain is up?

00:05:17.360 Yeah, it's up a little bit. 0.97

00:05:18.220 Dude, if he, she, was able, Shem, was able to put, like, do, like, a fucking hour and 0.66

00:05:24.880 a half long edit, it would be better than any of our shows ever. 0.96

00:05:28.580 It would just be, it'd be the best.

00:05:29.660 She just goes through the hundred and what, fifty, sixty, whatever, hundred and fifty-seven.

00:05:34.640 Honestly, we should do that.

00:05:35.540 We should just condition our audience, like, little by little.

00:05:39.120 As we go, it'll probably take us, like, maybe two years to get there.

00:05:41.540 But eventually, like, like you said, it would be, there would be a point where it would

00:05:46.420 be, like, a seventy minutes of just intro, and then we'd talk for a couple of minutes,

00:05:50.520 and they would just accept it.

00:05:51.860 And you could work your way all the way up to, like, a rat in a cage.

00:05:55.660 I think we could do that to these people.

00:05:57.200 There's going to be more of them as we go.

00:05:58.960 But I think we could do that to the seventy-four in the YouTube chat right now.

00:06:01.700 They don't look too smart.

00:06:04.580 Yeah.

00:06:05.300 My volume's fine, Jose. 1.00

00:06:07.040 Your volume's too low, you fucking queef. 1.00

00:06:09.200 Okay. 1.00

00:06:09.720 All right.

00:06:10.120 Jeez.

00:06:11.540 Hey, so y'all were, y'all were on Luke's show, weren't you, Top?

00:06:16.100 I don't want to hear, but I have heard some stories, and I want to get to the bottom of

00:06:20.000 this, and I don't care.

00:06:20.960 Hi, hi, I'm Clint.

00:06:22.180 It's my show.

00:06:24.500 No, no, it's Luke's show.

00:06:30.520 And we're going to talk about it now.

00:06:32.880 I have been waiting for this.

00:06:34.340 I tuned into Nephilim Death Squad for, like, 15 minutes.

00:06:37.980 And look, oh, and somebody's in.

00:06:40.060 Wow.

00:06:40.500 Right on cue and serendipity.

00:06:41.700 Right on cue and serendipity.

00:06:43.380 Jesus.

00:06:43.740 You know, I'm sorry. 0.99

00:06:44.920 What the fuck is going on, boys? 0.99

00:06:47.760 This is an intervention. 1.00

00:06:49.560 He's on for just a couple of minutes, because we need to talk about what the fuck happened, 0.99

00:06:52.600 Clint. 0.99

00:06:52.840 Okay.

00:06:53.080 Rule of five.

00:06:54.020 Rule of five, Toad. 0.99

00:06:54.840 Get the fuck out of here. 0.99

00:06:55.260 Yeah, he toed out. 1.00

00:06:55.980 Oh, actually, that's right.

00:06:57.020 You're right.

00:06:57.360 Okay.

00:07:02.740 It's much better.

00:07:04.340 He's right.

00:07:04.820 It's much roomier in here.

00:07:05.860 It's better.

00:07:06.440 Yeah, he can spread out a little bit. 1.00

00:07:08.060 The fat fucker's gone. 1.00

00:07:09.760 That's not fair. 1.00

00:07:10.400 Did we all vote?

00:07:11.880 I think we all implied that we voted.

00:07:13.860 We all voted in here.

00:07:14.860 Yeah.

00:07:15.600 I mean, I didn't hear him.

00:07:16.660 Right in here. 0.98

00:07:17.080 I kind of just heard you kick him the fuck out, but it's fine with me. 0.96

00:07:20.680 All right. 0.97

00:07:21.140 Raven, a.k.a.

00:07:21.820 David Lee Corbo.

00:07:22.640 This is an intervention.

00:07:23.520 Go ahead.

00:07:24.980 Well, listen, man.

00:07:25.980 First off, I want to thank you for your hospitality.

00:07:27.960 It was lovely, right?

00:07:29.020 And both having us on the show and then inviting us back to your place, getting very competitive

00:07:34.980 with ping pong with Top, which, you know, from where I was standing, it was a little

00:07:39.380 bit of a domination, but I don't really want to go into that. 0.99

00:07:41.740 I don't know what the fuck you're talking about. 0.98

00:07:43.100 I mean, they were close games. 0.99

00:07:44.680 He actually cheated.

00:07:45.820 He was counting the six finger on his finger.

00:07:48.680 He cheated.

00:07:49.380 Yeah, for sure.

00:07:49.820 Yeah.

00:07:49.960 If you're going to say, because I'm a Nephilim, I cheated.

00:07:52.180 I'll grant you that.

00:07:54.020 There is something that I would like to address, and it's that, one, I've never seen a man 0.98

00:07:59.380 who doesn't drink, drink so fucking much. 0.94

00:08:02.260 Like, it was an incredible amount that you drank. 0.99

00:08:05.800 Were you, wait up.

00:08:06.740 Here's a better question.

00:08:07.640 Were you drunk?

00:08:09.140 I don't think so.

00:08:10.620 That's wild to say.

00:08:11.640 I'm not sure.

00:08:13.440 He was boring.

00:08:14.480 I don't know if that makes this better or worse than the sequence of events that happened.

00:08:19.160 He was pouring them halfway, and then a little bit of Coke, and just drinking them.

00:08:24.400 I mean, I saw you drink like four before we played ping pong, and he still beat me, which

00:08:28.380 makes me think, how good is this guy at ping pong?

00:08:31.220 Why?

00:08:31.800 I think that we can consume a little bit more than the average person.

00:08:35.420 But I mean, like, we're talking half glasses of vodka out of the only glass that he owned,

00:08:39.760 by the way, which was very impressive.

00:08:42.560 Wait.

00:08:42.880 No, this is true, though.

00:08:45.820 This is true.

00:08:46.300 It's all true.

00:08:47.440 They have their ladies with them, and they go, hey, you got a glass?

00:08:51.220 And I was like, nah.

00:08:52.700 I got two.

00:08:53.960 I got one for my water.

00:08:55.100 I got one for my booze.

00:08:56.060 He literally has them on the futon that's in front of the couch, but there's also this hot

00:09:02.080 sauce, like five kinds of hot sauce.

00:09:04.160 Seven hot sauce that I have that I sit next to my ottoman that don't move.

00:09:08.660 They're there permanently. 1.00

00:09:10.620 This is a fucking, this is a man castle, bro. 1.00

00:09:13.520 You know, like the cliche, right? 1.00

00:09:14.920 It's like, if I was, if I lived alone and I didn't have a wife, I'd have a mattress on

00:09:18.060 the floor, cardboard box, and I'd have my TV on the floor.

00:09:21.000 So Clint doesn't have that.

00:09:22.160 He has the illusion of like, you know, something fancy going on.

00:09:25.840 Like you go into the, into his place and there's like, it's furnished.

00:09:29.220 No, there's a.

00:09:30.100 No, no, no.

00:09:30.440 You go into his place.

00:09:32.080 You go into his place.

00:09:33.140 Okay.

00:09:33.380 You have to understand this, Cole. 1.00

00:09:34.560 Cole would fall down because he's from like a fucking trailer. 1.00

00:09:36.960 You walk into this. 1.00

00:09:38.100 First you go past the, the guarded gate. 0.99

00:09:40.700 Then you drive another mile to where he's at past other fucking huge towers. 0.99

00:09:45.080 Okay. 0.98

00:09:45.980 And then you go in, there's like the sliding double doors.

00:09:48.940 It's like, it's literally a hotel.

00:09:50.660 This place is a hotel. 1.00

00:09:51.920 You skip the fucking black dude that, that takes your keys. 1.00

00:09:54.840 And he doesn't really say like, can I have your keys? 1.00

00:09:56.920 He just grumbles some shit at you. 0.98

00:09:58.440 Typically, if it was on the streets, you'd give him like a dollar. 0.99

00:10:01.140 But because he's outside of this building, you, you hand him your keys.

00:10:04.860 Without hesitation.

00:10:05.900 He said, and I was like, here you go.

00:10:08.100 You must take the keys.

00:10:09.980 I'm reading all the signs of this place.

00:10:11.700 You walk in.

00:10:12.500 It's like Trump Tower.

00:10:13.520 There's like marble, gold.

00:10:15.300 There's like a receptionist behind like this huge marble desk.

00:10:18.480 And then to get to the, like where the people live, there's another door with a facial recognition system. 1.00

00:10:24.620 This shit is like. 0.99

00:10:25.080 No, it's not. 1.00

00:10:26.480 Yeah.

00:10:28.140 Look at it.

00:10:29.320 Yep.

00:10:30.040 Just straight up.

00:10:30.960 No big deal.

00:10:31.800 No big deal.

00:10:32.260 This is, this is what's wild to me.

00:10:33.440 It's a Malian migrant and then a facial recognition system. 0.88

00:10:36.780 This is, this is what's wild to me is like, I'm so accustomed to living well that I don't even like when they, when they got upstairs and they knock on my door and I was like, Hey, come on in. 0.99

00:10:46.440 They're like, they're like, what the fuck is this place? 0.97

00:10:48.940 And I was like, I was like, it's just a condo complex, bro. 0.99

00:10:52.900 The elevator, the elevator was furnished nicer than, than my living room. 0.96

00:10:58.940 It was, there was, it was like marble and like inlay and fucking, it was, there was gold. 0.99

00:11:05.920 I was like, this shit, it costs more than my house probably. 1.00

00:11:09.100 And I was like, what the fuck is going on? 1.00

00:11:10.900 Right. 0.98

00:11:11.120 Cause with Clint, I was like, either this guy's lying and he doesn't have any money, which

00:11:15.780 very well could be right because he doesn't even have underwear. 0.99

00:11:19.160 He wears, he dresses like a retard. 1.00

00:11:22.580 And then, or he's like so wildly rich that he like, like Simon Cowell shit, like he just 1.00

00:11:27.260 wears a black t-shirt or whatever. 0.98

00:11:28.940 And it turns out it's the latter.

00:11:30.500 He is this, this wildly rich.

00:11:33.880 Clint just knows the way, it's the way of like the progressive city.

00:11:37.060 Because like, if you're surrounded by a bunch of thugs, you know what I'm talking about?

00:11:41.940 You want to dress like.

00:11:42.820 Nope.

00:11:42.880 Where's he, where's he going with this?

00:11:45.780 You know what, no, I think I know what he was doing.

00:11:49.440 I think I know what he's doing. 0.99

00:11:50.160 He said he was trying to fit in with the culture by looking like a piece of shit is what, uh, 0.99

00:11:55.000 is what Toto's about to say. 0.99

00:11:56.220 The culture they're doing.

00:11:56.840 You know what's trying to fit in with the culture?

00:11:58.400 It would be gold chains. 1.00

00:11:59.520 It would be fucking grills. 0.99

00:12:00.680 I mean, it's a horrible place outside. 0.99

00:12:02.520 Like we went to the Publix out there and everything.

00:12:04.360 It's, it's, it's not great.

00:12:05.840 It's Miami.

00:12:06.380 There's a lot of, you know, uh, different shades of skin kind of walking around.

00:12:10.500 The Publix I shop at is nice, but go ahead.

00:12:12.180 What I meant was you dress like you don't have any money to steal from you.

00:12:17.820 That's what I meant.

00:12:18.760 Yo, I don't, I don't dress like I have money because like, all right, so here's the deal.

00:12:22.880 I got rich when I was in my early thirties.

00:12:25.620 I have now been rich for a decade.

00:12:27.540 Why do I need to, like, am I going to, do I need to show it off? 0.99

00:12:30.120 Yeah, no, that's the type of fucking flex, though. 0.97

00:12:32.100 I love this way. 0.97

00:12:33.280 I love, David, David, the way he's, the way he's setting this up is just so much.

00:12:38.720 Go, just go, go, go, go.

00:12:39.760 It's insulting, dude, because look, we have just finished eating at a lovely burger joint

00:12:44.780 with Clint, right?

00:12:45.380 We wrapped the show.

00:12:46.520 We went to the best burger ever. 0.96

00:12:48.080 It wasn't fucking, but that's fine. 0.91

00:12:49.680 And we had a lot of experience. 0.97

00:12:51.800 It was the okayest burger.

00:12:52.880 That wasn't Clint's fault.

00:12:53.740 It was like the political show, the best political show.

00:12:55.640 It's the okayest, it's okay.

00:12:57.220 It was one of the burgers of all time.

00:12:59.480 And look, you have one of the burgers. 0.98

00:13:01.160 And he's fucking dressed like a normal person at the burger joint. 0.98

00:13:04.700 But for some reason, he makes it a point to dress down on us, right? 0.98

00:13:08.660 So, like, we go to Publix, we get some drinks, we meet Clint at his house.

00:13:12.300 It's only been 15 minutes.

00:13:14.080 And when we show up, he's in full pajama pants and bare feet.

00:13:17.040 Keep in mind.

00:13:17.640 We've shown up with our wives. 1.00

00:13:19.560 He was already dressed like shit. 1.00

00:13:21.040 And then he figured out, I'm going to dress like more shit. 1.00

00:13:24.040 You know why? 1.00

00:13:24.840 Because fuck these niggas. 1.00

00:13:26.700 That's why. 1.00

00:13:27.340 Well, it's a boss move, but when you're Clint, you have to be dressed like you're about to fall asleep at any given time.

00:13:33.620 You have to be prepared for that moment.

00:13:34.660 That's a great point.

00:13:35.700 Honestly, honestly, here's the deal.

00:13:37.280 Once you have enough money, your focus becomes comfort.

00:13:41.740 You want to be comfortable at all times. 1.00

00:13:43.620 So, I dressed up by putting pants on to go do the show with Luke and these two fucking retards. 1.00

00:13:49.660 Dude, when I get home, it's sweatpants time, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:13:53.160 I ain't wearing anything but... 0.99

00:13:53.900 Yo, do you see what I said, David?

00:13:55.580 We see what he says?

00:13:56.240 He has the time for everything.

00:13:57.340 He's like, sleepy time, I sleepy time. 0.91

00:13:59.480 If it's work time, I'm working the motherfucking out of that work time. 0.93

00:14:03.100 Work time. 0.93

00:14:03.960 Play time.

00:14:04.260 If it's drinking time, I'm filling up my cup halfway with booze.

00:14:07.840 Drink time.

00:14:08.280 Clint is like the extremes.

00:14:09.920 Maybe we're onto something here.

00:14:11.660 Clint is the low-key the extremes.

00:14:13.800 You'd never know it.

00:14:15.080 But I do understand the comfort thing because how many investment bakers do you see in Lamborghinis?

00:14:19.720 No, no, no.

00:14:20.100 They're like in Maybacks and Mercedes. 0.99

00:14:22.120 They're like, just get me in the most comfortable shit imaginable. 0.99

00:14:25.760 That's what I want to be in. 0.99

00:14:26.520 And this is why I went with the vet because I didn't know. 0.99

00:14:29.240 I wanted a sports car, but that thing fucking is comfortable. 0.99

00:14:32.680 It really is. 0.99

00:14:33.840 So, yeah.

00:14:34.480 Look, I have a little bit of money.

00:14:35.660 I'm not super rich.

00:14:36.860 But he has two glasses.

00:14:38.320 I've had a good amount of money for a long time. 0.53

00:14:40.840 This is what really fucking confuses me because I'm like, where is his money going to?

00:14:45.420 He has no cups, right? 0.97

00:14:46.740 He has no plates.

00:14:47.660 Like, there's nothing.

00:14:48.460 He has also a sort of a landscape portrait of watermelon on his kitchen wall.

00:14:54.360 I forgot about that.

00:14:55.040 I forgot.

00:14:55.880 No, he said he forgot about it. 0.98

00:14:57.880 When we were there, I was like, who's fucking, what is this? 1.00

00:15:00.620 And he goes, oh, shit. 1.00

00:15:03.000 Never seen that before. 1.00

00:15:03.860 He did a fucking double thing. 0.99

00:15:05.060 He was like, I've never fucking seen that thing in my life. 1.00

00:15:06.780 This dude wants to be a wicker so bad, he has a picture of watermelon on his head. 1.00

00:15:10.480 I've never seen that shit. 1.00

00:15:12.060 He's got fucking hot sauce on the floor and watermelon on the wall. 1.00

00:15:15.780 I don't know what the fuck is going on. 1.00

00:15:16.260 What's this bean bag? 1.00

00:15:17.160 I heard this bean bag thing.

00:15:18.300 What is this thing about a bean bag?

00:15:20.000 All right.

00:15:20.200 So, when I rented the condo, when I rented the condo, I did not have to decorate.

00:15:25.980 It became fully decorated.

00:15:27.560 But it did not have enough seating. 0.99

00:15:29.140 So, the one thing that I've acquired in terms of furniture is a giant, giant motherfucking bean bag. 0.98

00:15:34.640 And I offered to have them sleep on it. 0.99

00:15:36.280 They declined because they thought I would rape their wives, which is not my only fault. 0.99

00:15:40.080 I actually said that I would sleep on the... 1.00

00:15:43.240 It was only our wives that were like, what the fuck did you just agree to? 1.00

00:15:46.840 No, no, no, no. 1.00

00:15:47.520 I'm not sleeping on this fucking... 0.99

00:15:48.800 So, this is what happened. 0.99

00:15:50.140 We're like, oh, we could just get a...

00:15:52.360 We could just get an awful on the end table.

00:15:55.540 It's like how they have the different loofah colors at the villages.

00:16:01.560 Like, in Miami, they have a whole different symbol for it.

00:16:04.340 Oh, you have a painting of a watermelon.

00:16:06.120 We know what that means.

00:16:06.860 Yeah.

00:16:07.500 Clint is just really... 0.98

00:16:08.140 I didn't know what the fuck it meant. 0.99

00:16:09.360 ...and Maxing. 0.99

00:16:10.020 That's it.

00:16:10.820 He is.

00:16:11.900 But, so, here's the thing.

00:16:12.880 We were like Cosmopolitan.

00:16:14.200 Does he...

00:16:14.760 Oh, by the way, you said he has booze.

00:16:16.720 Yeah, they are.

00:16:17.540 Because my aunt has one.

00:16:18.440 I don't have booze.

00:16:19.220 I have one bottle of vodka.

00:16:20.500 So, he doesn't have, like, a booze cabinet where he spends money on, like, just, like, nice.

00:16:24.900 Oh, hey, but if you came to my house back when I lived in Carlsbad, I had a full, you know,

00:16:29.760 I had a full custom light-up bar that was every alcohol you could imagine.

00:16:35.660 My place was the party spot.

00:16:37.500 But I don't own this place, so I'm not going to decorate it like that.

00:16:39.620 I'm not going to go out. 1.00

00:16:40.080 I want Clint to move next to me so badly just to see what kind of fuck... 1.00

00:16:44.760 Like, if Clint bought, like, a house in the woods, what would that be? 1.00

00:16:48.280 It would be retarded. 1.00

00:16:49.540 Yeah, it'd be sick. 0.96

00:16:50.120 We'd never see him.

00:16:50.940 He would sleep all the time. 1.00

00:16:54.160 I like nice shit, bro, but I don't really care about dressing fancy. 1.00

00:16:59.460 Like, that, to me, has always been fucking gay. 1.00

00:17:01.500 All right, this is besides the point, Clint, okay? 1.00

00:17:03.080 We're getting off topic here.

00:17:04.040 All right, go ahead.

00:17:05.000 What actually happened?

00:17:06.420 The discussion before was, like, should we get a hotel?

00:17:09.460 And he's like, yo, I could accommodate.

00:17:11.500 And we're like, you know what?

00:17:12.340 Let's go see how we feel about it when we get there.

00:17:15.240 We'll say yes or no, and then we'll go from there if it'll fit.

00:17:19.020 Like, he threw a water fountain.

00:17:22.840 Welcome to my crib, bro.

00:17:25.480 Can I paint a picture, though?

00:17:26.620 Because I think I have Clint wrapped up to a duality.

00:17:30.040 And it's a very interesting duality.

00:17:31.440 It's a yin and yang, right?

00:17:32.700 We've already decided I'm in a duality.

00:17:34.280 It's between Homo sapien and Nephilim.

00:17:37.180 But go ahead.

00:17:37.500 Oh, I think everybody's sleeping in a wake.

00:17:39.540 It's an effective blip.

00:17:41.380 I thought he was going somewhere else. 1.00

00:17:43.960 So check this shit out, man. 1.00

00:17:45.200 It's like, when it comes to hospitality, right? 1.00

00:17:47.200 Clint is an excellent conversationalist.

00:17:49.520 He'll show you to, like, a fun time.

00:17:50.960 We went down.

00:17:51.500 We played Pong.

00:17:52.140 We played pool.

00:17:52.860 We had drinks.

00:17:53.640 We, you know, sat up all night talking.

00:17:55.580 It was like, anything you need, I got you.

00:17:57.060 Very cool, right?

00:17:57.740 It's a 70s Atari video game Pong. 0.99

00:17:59.200 God damn it, Toe. 0.99

00:18:00.000 I'm going to kick you out again, Toe. 1.00

00:18:00.920 God damn it. 1.00

00:18:01.580 This is important. 0.99

00:18:03.620 I tried to just, I wanted to, like, none of us, like, say anything and just keep going.

00:18:08.960 And he was just like, like, the 70s. 0.65

00:18:10.820 Like, you know, just shut up. 0.99

00:18:11.980 You guys can't help yourself. 0.99

00:18:12.960 Is it like Pong?

00:18:14.880 Go ahead.

00:18:15.500 Go ahead.

00:18:16.000 David, you should have said Ping Pong.

00:18:17.960 Jesus.

00:18:18.500 I know.

00:18:18.840 Jesus.

00:18:19.380 So, like I said, very, very warm, very friendly, great conversation, all that stuff.

00:18:25.680 And then the flip side of things.

00:18:27.740 Here's the flip side.

00:18:28.480 It's jarring, right?

00:18:29.480 Because it's like, this guy has received us, open arms, had a good time, good conversation.

00:18:34.420 Nighttime rolls around, right? 0.98

00:18:36.100 It's fucking late. 0.98

00:18:37.480 We're tired. 0.99

00:18:38.380 We're drunk.

00:18:39.060 We're sitting in the living room.

00:18:40.540 Hold on a second.

00:18:44.140 Clint?

00:18:45.160 I just want to see Clint's face.

00:18:46.400 Go ahead, David.

00:18:47.220 Tell us what.

00:18:47.900 Okay, okay. 0.97

00:18:48.600 We just played, we just played, we played like, like ping pong and pool and shit. 0.97

00:18:52.960 To the point where he was sweating. 0.98

00:18:54.480 He was sweating, all right?

00:18:55.500 Clint was sweating.

00:18:56.300 It was a, we were tired, man.

00:18:57.800 Half a bottle of vodka gone.

00:19:00.240 And we're kind of stretching.

00:19:01.240 Driving since the morning.

00:19:02.160 You know that body language where you're like, I'm not entirely sure.

00:19:05.420 Yes.

00:19:06.220 No, we played pong.

00:19:07.720 Like the 70s.

00:19:09.080 So, beer pong.

00:19:11.480 So, the end of the night rolls around and we're giving all that body language.

00:19:16.380 It's time to wrap up.

00:19:17.460 All of a sudden, Clint turns to us and he goes, are you, are you sleepy?

00:19:21.660 It's like midnight, right?

00:19:23.240 Are you sleepy right now? 0.99

00:19:24.560 Motherfucker really looked at us and said, are you sleepy? 1.00

00:19:27.320 It's 11. 0.99

00:19:28.200 We've been driving.

00:19:29.240 25 at night.

00:19:30.960 We've been driving for six hours, all right?

00:19:34.000 Six hours.

00:19:34.740 We've been driving for eight hours.

00:19:36.200 Since six in the morning. 1.00

00:19:38.240 No, fuck you, Clint. 1.00

00:19:39.520 Six in the fucking morning, dude. 1.00

00:19:41.200 All right. 0.99

00:19:41.460 So, we go, well, yeah, we're kind of tired.

00:19:44.400 And you know what he tells us?

00:19:45.400 He goes, well, I mean, you guys can go to sleep if you want.

00:19:48.660 Mind you, Top and his wife have been, you know, allocated the guest room.

00:19:53.960 My wife and I were getting this oversized bean bag. 0.94

00:19:56.520 Not complaining.

00:19:57.180 Pretty comfortable.

00:19:57.980 But the catch is, it's in the living room where Clint is. 0.98

00:20:02.240 And Clint is saying, hey, look, you guys can go to sleep, but I'm going to play Harry fucking Potter. 0.99

00:20:10.380 And I don't give a shit that you're going to go to sleep. 1.00

00:20:14.120 And me and my wife are like, oh, I'm like, oh, shit. 1.00

00:20:17.060 What? 0.99

00:20:17.520 Like, he's playing the new Harry Potter, right?

00:20:19.620 Clint, you don't understand.

00:20:21.540 Yo, when we got to your house, his wife was literally crying tears because she was tired. 0.95

00:20:26.360 They're tired people.

00:20:27.560 I'm like, David, I was just arguing with him just now.

00:20:32.600 I said, yo, you have to stay up just to help me tell this story.

00:20:35.740 And he's like, bro, I'm so sleepy.

00:20:37.700 I don't think I can do it. 0.97

00:20:38.780 I'm like, just like fucking 15 minutes. 0.96

00:20:40.900 He's like, I don't know. 0.97

00:20:41.560 He's literally going to say no.

00:20:43.060 You're talking about tonight he was so sleepy?

00:20:45.220 You were trying to talk to him.

00:20:46.020 You see my setup? 0.99

00:20:46.720 I don't have a fucking brick background behind me. 0.99

00:20:48.600 My wife is asleep. 0.99

00:20:49.360 I was in bed. 1.00

00:20:50.060 I fucking threw his shirt on. 0.99

00:20:51.240 I was in my underwear. 1.00

00:20:52.160 God damn, bro. 1.00

00:20:52.620 But this was, I had to confront you. 1.00

00:20:54.400 This is sort of an intervention.

00:20:55.580 So, like I said, man, good time.

00:20:59.420 Great conversation. 1.00

00:21:00.600 Also, fuck you. 1.00

00:21:01.840 I'm playing Harry Potter. 1.00

00:21:03.180 Incredible dynamic.

00:21:04.340 I've never been so, it was kind of like an, like really like an alpha move, like a psychology twist. 0.96

00:21:09.500 He was really just kind of fucking with us, right? 0.87

00:21:11.660 This is, once again, this just demonstrates that like I am real all the time. 0.98

00:21:16.620 I was, I didn't even, I didn't, this is how fucked up I am and kind of cool I am, that I didn't even think about it. 0.94

00:21:23.840 I was just like, I was like, they have a beanbag. 0.98

00:21:26.620 Does it matter if they sleep on the beanbag here or five feet there behind that door?

00:21:31.440 Like to me, it was totally irrelevant.

00:21:33.520 The fact that that then ousted you out of my property, I was totally perplexed by.

00:21:39.000 I had no idea.

00:21:39.740 I love that so much. 0.99

00:21:42.840 I was prepared to sleep on the beanbag because, you know, the old factory dude brain kicked in and I was like, fuck yeah, dude. 0.99

00:21:50.600 So, I started dragging the beanbag. 0.99

00:21:53.220 I was like, he's going to play fucking Harry Potter. 0.99

00:21:54.660 He's going to cast some spells. 1.00

00:21:55.520 Let me drag this bitch into the next room. 1.00

00:21:57.180 As I'm doing that, panic sweeps over the wives and they start fucking freaking out. 1.00

00:22:02.060 They're texting me and Top and they're going, hey, we should look for hotels, right? 0.99

00:22:06.860 But I'm not, my fucking, I'm drunk, my fucking ringer's on silent and I'm just dragging, by the way, this beanbag, 300 pounds. 0.99

00:22:13.220 Dragging this fucking thing into the next room. 0.99

00:22:15.360 Clint is not helping me either. 1.00

00:22:17.380 He doesn't give a shit. 0.99

00:22:18.180 He's casting spells. 1.00

00:22:18.620 He's already playing.

00:22:21.000 He's casting spells.

00:22:22.120 You're saying you're not elite enough to move a 300 pound beanbag? 1.00

00:22:25.680 I've seen this dude's dick. 0.99

00:22:26.960 If he can't handle moving the beanbag on his own, then there's something wrong. 1.00

00:22:30.100 Also, he can't handle his bitch being a little cunty with that big old dick of his. 1.00

00:22:34.560 I don't know what's the point of having a big old dick. 1.00

00:22:36.660 I realize what it is because Top and I, we discussed this and we realized, like, not for nothing, dude. 0.99

00:22:41.920 Yeah, we've been domesticated.

00:22:43.460 All right? 0.99

00:22:43.700 Because we could have fucking hung. 0.99

00:22:45.300 There's no reason why we couldn't have hung. 0.99

00:22:47.600 But we have other people that we have to make accommodations for.

00:22:52.080 I don't think like that.

00:22:53.020 I don't think about making accommodations for others.

00:22:54.880 But go ahead.

00:22:55.900 No, but that's, I mean, it really is that simple. 0.96

00:22:58.240 Where it's like we're in this pseudo black dude's house. 0.99

00:23:00.660 He's got watermelon on the walls. 1.00

00:23:02.000 You know, fucking hot sauces on the floors. 0.99

00:23:04.260 We're playing Harry Potter. 0.99

00:23:05.260 You know what I say the biggest trespassing was?

00:23:07.680 And this is where I do have it right.

00:23:09.860 Never once, Clint, never once did you offer to pass the sticks.

00:23:14.080 Never once did you say, hey, you want to cast some spells.

00:23:16.980 Not a single time.

00:23:17.840 Well, in fairness, I only played for, like, three minutes before you guys were like,

00:23:22.280 we got to go to bed.

00:23:25.460 It's almost 1130.

00:23:28.280 Wait, you said the sticks?

00:23:29.700 What video game console?

00:23:31.000 Is this, like, Wii or something?

00:23:31.740 The sticks.

00:23:32.220 Oh, he doesn't understand.

00:23:35.180 Yo, I'm casting spells with the Wii.

00:23:36.880 How sick would that be? 1.00

00:23:37.940 That would have been fucking dope. 1.00

00:23:39.200 Expellioso and shit. 1.00

00:23:40.240 If you had a fucking the Oculus and you didn't let me get a run on fucking Harry Potter on the Oculus, 1.00

00:23:45.160 I would have fucking, I would have been realistic. 0.99

00:23:47.020 Legitimately, how did you, like, drink? 0.98

00:23:48.860 If he only had two cups, what did y'all, did y'all have to go get cups?

00:23:51.600 So, this is actually, this is a funny part of the story.

00:23:54.040 He didn't have two cups, dude. 0.99

00:23:54.400 He drank half a fucking handle of vodka. 0.99

00:23:56.880 Nah, I don't think I drank that much. 1.00

00:23:58.200 Actually, I'll go grab the handle to prove it.

00:23:59.620 Go grab it.

00:24:00.060 Yeah, let's see.

00:24:00.680 It was full.

00:24:01.320 It was full when you started.

00:24:02.880 It was almost full.

00:24:03.760 It was, like, this far down.

00:24:04.960 But anyways, so, they asked for glasses.

00:24:08.720 I have two glasses that I own.

00:24:10.540 My brother had broken the rest.

00:24:11.720 My brother was a raging drug addict.

00:24:14.580 I used to have six.

00:24:15.380 Four of them are gone because he just would get drunk and just drop them.

00:24:18.320 So, now I'm down to coffee mugs.

00:24:20.260 I have a shit ton of coffee mugs.

00:24:22.740 Like, 15 coffee mugs. 0.88

00:24:23.980 But, this is the downside.

00:24:26.740 My brother drank Kratom out of them consistently.

00:24:30.660 And I'm talking massive quantities of Kratom.

00:24:34.440 I've ran them through the dishwasher 25 times.

00:24:37.700 They will not get clean.

00:24:39.100 There is a permanent brown Kratom stain in every single one of them. 0.95

00:24:43.040 This is ridiculous.

00:24:43.920 I want you to know I could have dragged my fingernail in that mug. 0.98

00:24:46.320 Brown stain permanent?

00:24:47.440 That sounds like your shorts.

00:24:48.940 I could have dragged my fingernail in that mug and relinquished enough Kratom to do Kratom off of one mug.

00:24:55.740 That's how much was in there.

00:24:56.760 You could have removed it.

00:24:57.880 You have never taken a scouring pad to the inside of those mugs.

00:25:00.880 Never once.

00:25:01.360 No, literally he is probably, he may not even rinse it off.

00:25:04.600 Never even cross my mind.

00:25:05.160 He literally just takes it, throws it in the dishwasher.

00:25:07.320 And then he goes, five times, nothing's happened.

00:25:09.680 I don't know, like, I guess this is just the life I live now.

00:25:12.920 Hold on, hold on, hold on.

00:25:13.940 I literally don't own a scouring pad. 0.99

00:25:16.840 That sounds like some Mexican shit that I'm not even familiar to. 0.98

00:25:20.360 Get a scouring pad. 1.00

00:25:21.440 What do you mean?

00:25:21.780 No, when you have this kind of money, you just buy new mugs.

00:25:25.920 You don't, do not scour them.

00:25:27.620 Clint has enough money to just buy new glasses and new mugs.

00:25:30.540 I don't want to.

00:25:31.140 Because you know why?

00:25:32.160 Because I don't need new mugs.

00:25:34.080 Because the mugs, because every time I see those Kratom stains, I think about my brother.

00:25:38.240 And I go, oh, I hope he's doing all right.

00:25:39.900 I know he's not, but it's still, it's reminiscent, you know?

00:25:42.600 You may want to try Kratom. 0.99

00:25:44.920 He goes, fucking, when you have this much money, you just buy new mugs. 1.00

00:25:48.480 Jose goes, did you buy new mugs? 1.00

00:25:49.780 He goes, no, I don't fucking want to. 0.98

00:25:51.780 I fucking love this, dude. 0.98

00:25:56.880 This whole day, this whole day was bizarre. 0.96

00:25:59.420 Like, completely bizarre.

00:26:00.520 What was this whole thing?

00:26:01.340 Because you said that, like, he didn't wake up until, like, 2 o'clock or something like that.

00:26:04.960 Like, you were all going over to Luke's.

00:26:06.760 All right.

00:26:06.960 He was already.

00:26:07.660 When we got to Luke's, so we were starting at 3.30 or something like that.

00:26:11.140 I don't remember.

00:26:11.380 What time did we start at?

00:26:12.660 Oh, we started at 2.

00:26:13.340 Yeah, I think it was 2 o'clock.

00:26:14.020 No, we started at 2, so I was tired, bro.

00:26:17.640 He had just woken up.

00:26:19.680 Clint lives like Thor.

00:26:20.920 Clint lives like Thor.

00:26:21.560 Where he just drinks it and he just smashes it on the ground and just goes, like, another.

00:26:25.420 Oh, my God.

00:26:26.520 No one's in the house. 0.99

00:26:27.540 He's just trying to pick this shit up. 1.00

00:26:30.640 Where's that bitch of a maid? 1.00

00:26:31.940 Like, where are the friends? 0.99

00:26:32.560 I have one clean coffee mug, and I have two glasses, and I don't have guests over very often.

00:26:39.200 There's also something ironic about drinking alcohol out of a coffee mug.

00:26:45.940 Like, it's just like the – your brain sees the coffee mug and thinks, like, all right, coffee, getting awake, and then you pour booze in it.

00:26:53.040 It's like a drug.

00:26:53.820 You're getting a drug.

00:26:54.740 Look, I felt like these people are accustomed to not living this nicely, so I had to bring it down a level.

00:27:00.880 I had to offer them dirty mugs.

00:27:02.540 I had to offer them – 0.57

00:27:03.820 This guy has a blood pillow.

00:27:06.460 Like, I don't –

00:27:07.320 Oh, this is the other thing.

00:27:08.540 What was the blood pillow?

00:27:09.680 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:27:10.840 We never asked him.

00:27:11.860 All right. 0.99

00:27:12.200 I don't know what it is, Clint, but you have a throat pillar on your fucking – on your sofa, and it's half-saturated in blood. 0.99

00:27:19.700 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.99

00:27:20.600 Oh, yeah.

00:27:21.500 Oh, yeah.

00:27:22.540 Oh, yeah.

00:27:22.920 All right.

00:27:22.940 So, I shave my head.

00:27:26.540 So, first off, it's –

00:27:28.280 He can buy a new pillow.

00:27:30.380 Hold on.

00:27:30.820 Hold on.

00:27:31.180 Two things.

00:27:32.640 The dough shape code.

00:27:33.660 Make sure you pick up the best stainless steel razor in the game.

00:27:38.060 Do this so that you don't have a blood pillow, because you will not cut yourself from the dough.

00:27:42.200 N-A-D-E-A-U shavecode.com.

00:27:45.000 Promo code TOWERGANG.

00:27:46.180 Get yourself 15% off.

00:27:47.480 Better known.

00:27:47.960 Family operated.

00:27:49.000 Don't get a blood pillow.

00:27:50.240 The dough shavecode.com.

00:27:52.020 All right.

00:27:52.300 So, let me explain.

00:27:53.500 So, my brother, the drug addict that he was, he would go out in the living room periodically.

00:27:57.860 I'm sorry.

00:27:57.880 It's so crazy. 0.93

00:27:58.320 And he would be just disgusting. 1.00

00:28:00.580 So, the pillow is fucking gross because of him. 0.99

00:28:02.520 However, when I shave my head, I will cut myself periodically, and then I will go lay down on the couch, and I won't notice. 0.99

00:28:11.620 So, the blood is from my head.

00:28:14.900 Please, Clint.

00:28:16.000 You don't understand.

00:28:17.240 That's what Top said as a joke.

00:28:17.560 He's playing Harry Potter and bleeding.

00:28:20.300 Top said as a joke.

00:28:21.600 Yeah, I'm playing Harry Potter and I bleed.

00:28:22.600 Who doesn't do this?

00:28:23.840 Wait, wait, wait.

00:28:24.140 Do you not use pillowcases, which you can then wash? 1.00

00:28:27.460 It's a goddamn couch pillow, bruh. 0.99

00:28:29.580 It's a throw pillow. 1.00

00:28:29.880 It's a couch pillow.

00:28:31.620 Yeah. 0.99

00:28:32.000 Like, yo, but no shit. 0.99

00:28:33.820 This is the worst. 0.99

00:28:35.700 Top just made this joke. 0.99

00:28:36.960 Like, we just did Neft to America, and Top was like, oh, it's probably because he fucking uses. 0.97

00:28:41.920 And then we ran into Doe Shave Co. Ed. 0.97

00:28:44.220 Yes, we did.

00:28:44.860 Yeah, they did.

00:28:45.840 It's wild.

00:28:46.880 I don't know what's going on right now, but it's completely wild.

00:28:49.740 You know him that well.

00:28:50.320 That's what's going on.

00:28:51.160 You know him.

00:28:52.080 It just makes sense.

00:28:53.360 So, what I'm getting from this is if I ever go up there, bring your own pillows.

00:28:56.580 From the Rumblechip.

00:28:57.200 Bring your own cups.

00:28:57.960 Yes, bring your own cups, own pillows, own mattress, actually.

00:29:00.520 You should bring a blow-up mattress because you're not sleeping anywhere.

00:29:02.880 So, you're probably a plate, a bowl, a utensil, probably.

00:29:07.440 I will give you a nice place to stay. 0.99

00:29:10.860 You have to fucking bring your own pillows and cups. 0.99

00:29:13.580 That's not a big deal. 0.99

00:29:14.960 Honestly, the best part about it is that you're safe.

00:29:17.140 At least you know you're safe in there.

00:29:19.080 That's the biggest thing.

00:29:20.160 Safe from the outside world. 0.99

00:29:21.240 Clint will still rape your wife in the middle of the night. 1.00

00:29:23.320 No, only if I'm asleep. 1.00

00:29:24.320 If I'm awake, you're fucking safe, dude. 0.98

00:29:26.460 That's true. 0.99

00:29:26.940 And you stay up later than all of us.

00:29:28.580 Exactly.

00:29:29.540 And you know why I stay up later? 0.99

00:29:30.960 Because I don't want to rape their wives. 1.00

00:29:32.500 Because I respect them. 0.99

00:29:34.380 When Clint stayed here, did he give me a blood air mattress?

00:29:39.540 I might have to go check.

00:29:40.840 No, I don't bleed from my head on the regular.

00:29:43.020 There's like two little drunk little drops on the bucket list.

00:29:46.200 It's like Clint has a period.

00:29:49.020 Yeah, it's like a head period.

00:29:50.800 You don't have a scalp period, though?

00:29:52.580 That pillow looks like you dipped it in a bucket of blood halfway.

00:29:57.280 Doused in blood.

00:29:58.760 Doused. 1.00

00:29:59.120 I'm going to go grab my vodka and that pillow to prove how fucking ridiculous this is. 0.99

00:30:02.840 Yes, please. 0.99

00:30:03.780 I am. 0.99

00:30:05.360 I cannot believe there's going to be this much fucking vodka. 0.99

00:30:08.920 Dude, I shave my head bald constantly. 0.99

00:30:12.640 Yeah, I've sliced off my finger a couple of times, but I've never bled from the head.

00:30:17.040 It's really cool knowing exactly where Clint is going.

00:30:20.940 I know the layout of his house now, and I just think it's neat.

00:30:24.220 Okay, what's that?

00:30:24.920 Hold on.

00:30:25.180 That's about half.

00:30:25.720 That's about half.

00:30:26.860 That's not even like half, but the neck was already taken.

00:30:30.800 So I drank that much.

00:30:32.340 Is that Bacardi?

00:30:33.020 But didn't you all have some too?

00:30:34.040 I don't even know.

00:30:34.580 I'll be back.

00:30:34.860 I didn't have any.

00:30:35.320 That doesn't look like expensive vodka.

00:30:37.580 You would think he would at least like...

00:30:39.200 No, it's kettle one.

00:30:40.840 It's wild.

00:30:41.740 You would think...

00:30:42.160 I don't understand, Clint.

00:30:43.000 I don't understand his motivations at all. 0.99

00:30:44.340 I know, but if I had stupid money, I would... 1.00

00:30:46.700 So I went to the store the other day, and I saw the fucking... 1.00

00:30:48.940 I saw it twice. 1.00

00:30:49.620 The Hennessy NBA, and I'm like, I'm going to buy that shit. 1.00

00:30:51.700 And I was like, $34? 1.00

00:30:53.400 Like, do I really...

00:30:54.560 I'm never going to drink it.

00:30:55.560 Maybe I'll put it right here or something.

00:30:57.680 Oh, my God.

00:30:58.580 What is all...

00:30:59.060 No, no, no, no.

00:30:59.860 No, no.

00:31:00.960 Whoa.

00:31:01.540 Is that a piss pillow?

00:31:01.900 Let's see. 0.72

00:31:02.640 It's a piss pillow. 1.00

00:31:03.980 It's a shit pillow. 1.00

00:31:05.240 It's a shit pillow. 1.00

00:31:06.300 Also, what the... 1.00

00:31:07.680 It's a piss pillow.

00:31:09.580 What is on the bottom? 0.99

00:31:10.640 So you can have a piss closet and a shit chair, but you can't have a blood pillow? 1.00

00:31:15.000 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:31:15.640 Look at that. 1.00

00:31:16.320 Jesus Christ.

00:31:17.600 Rich man.

00:31:18.700 So I think this is my blood from my head.

00:31:21.340 I think those two dots are me.

00:31:22.760 The rest is my brother.

00:31:24.720 I didn't do any of that.

00:31:25.440 It doesn't matter who it's from.

00:31:26.880 It's that you still have it.

00:31:28.160 What am I going to do?

00:31:29.000 Get a new pillow?

00:31:29.700 Yes.

00:31:30.100 Dude, it looks like you've got that pillow from a thrift store, dude.

00:31:36.500 A crime scene?

00:31:36.920 No, it looks like it's from a crime scene.

00:31:39.160 That does not match your aesthetic at all.

00:31:42.340 Another crazy thing, you walk into the house, right?

00:31:45.640 So I realized he was emptying his dishwasher when we knocked on the door, right?

00:31:50.320 You hear like, clang, clang, clang. 0.99

00:31:51.220 I'm like, what the fuck's going on in there? 0.99

00:31:52.300 And now I realize he's trying. 0.99

00:31:53.360 It was his last attempt to clean the Kratom cups.

00:31:55.520 And it was like, just looking at me, he was like, nah, this ain't coming out.

00:31:59.680 I was like, I was like, God, the 16th time in the dishwasher has got to do it.

00:32:04.400 And no, didn't do it.

00:32:05.400 He's just sweating looking.

00:32:06.740 That is an AIDS pillow for sure. 0.77

00:32:08.640 Is there water under your heart or anything?

00:32:10.460 Wait, wait, wait.

00:32:11.260 You walk into the house, right?

00:32:13.340 And immediately, like you look to the right and there's boxes, like tall boxes stacked in the corner.

00:32:19.240 And I was like, what's the boxes for?

00:32:20.700 He was like, I thought maybe I was going to move.

00:32:22.560 And I was like, yeah, well, like six months ago.

00:32:23.860 He's like, yeah, I was like, so that's it?

00:32:26.120 He's like, yeah, I decided not to move though.

00:32:28.640 So I'm like, okay.

00:32:31.100 So we sit down.

00:32:33.040 I feel like I could move anytime.

00:32:35.780 So like, I just, what am I going to do?

00:32:37.300 Throw them away and then need them like two weeks later?

00:32:39.360 He literally, you're a multi-millionaire, dude.

00:32:42.840 I'm not going to buy and put together more boxes when I have put together boxes.

00:32:46.880 I would not allow that.

00:32:47.360 Pay an illegal $3 an hour to do it for you, dude.

00:32:50.700 I would not allow that pillow to be in my house.

00:32:53.240 You don't get rich by paying illegals to get you boxes, bro. 0.96

00:32:56.960 Actually.

00:32:58.320 You should have a builder buddy, Clint.

00:33:00.540 Tell that to Walmart. 0.97

00:33:01.720 The painting of the watermelon right there.

00:33:03.180 You got the builder buddy there.

00:33:05.640 Honestly, this is the weirdest thing about me.

00:33:07.920 I do not notice, like, after they pointed out.

00:33:12.380 That's actually a great point.

00:33:13.740 Yes, they're empty.

00:33:14.380 The boxes are empty and they're just.

00:33:17.760 They're not even.

00:33:19.080 You know how easy it is to put together a box?

00:33:21.640 It's really little holes.

00:33:23.160 And then you just like.

00:33:24.600 I ain't got time for that.

00:33:25.860 I ain't got time for that.

00:33:26.320 You know what was weird?

00:33:27.060 Or you can do the method where you fold the flaps over each other so it kind of holds itself.

00:33:30.720 Yeah.

00:33:30.980 On the kitchen table, there was, like, a bowler hat, like, one of these, and then, like, some audio equipment. 0.97

00:33:38.020 And I was like, the fuck is it going? 0.98

00:33:39.660 I didn't even ask. 0.99

00:33:40.460 That's like.

00:33:41.840 Yeah.

00:33:42.420 Look, I got. 1.00

00:33:43.040 It's just random shit. 0.99

00:33:43.760 I don't. 1.00

00:33:44.080 I live in a big fucking condo complex. 1.00

00:33:46.120 I don't have a garage. 1.00

00:33:47.540 So, like, I'm fucking. 0.99

00:33:48.960 I'm maxed out. 1.00

00:33:49.780 You live in a constant state of chaos.

00:33:50.920 That's what you live in.

00:33:51.620 Like, it is very jarring to have shown up and had this experience of, like, luxury, right?

00:33:56.340 And then going out and seeing this balcony over the ocean.

00:33:59.100 And it's like, wow, this is really magnificent.

00:34:01.020 And then when you come back inside and your eyes start to focus, it is.

00:34:04.180 It's really jar-action.

00:34:04.900 I like how Clint's, like, the only thing that's disjointed in this entire property is my living room.

00:34:12.180 Is my living room.

00:34:12.880 That's it.

00:34:13.520 Like, the.

00:34:14.200 Not the living room, actually.

00:34:15.620 The dining room. 0.99

00:34:16.520 Like, the dining table has shit on it because I don't have a fucking garage to put it in. 0.99

00:34:20.820 And I don't have any more closet space. 0.99

00:34:22.340 So, I have a bunch of boxes because I think I might move at any minute.

00:34:24.620 And then I have some recording equipment.

00:34:26.040 And I have some of Ashton's hats.

00:34:27.320 I don't know why.

00:34:28.420 I tried to give them away.

00:34:29.700 I should throw them away.

00:34:30.520 I haven't.

00:34:31.060 That's on me.

00:34:31.720 That one was me.

00:34:32.780 Clint is sacrificing, like, cleanliness for.

00:34:36.580 What's your.

00:34:37.080 I do have a question.

00:34:37.860 I don't think I would make that.

00:34:39.380 I think in every room.

00:34:40.880 In every room, there was something jarring.

00:34:43.000 Every single room.

00:34:43.800 He says it's just the dining area.

00:34:45.600 It wasn't.

00:34:46.060 It was.

00:34:46.780 It was past the dining. 0.99

00:34:47.880 I'm going to say that my kitchen is jarring because I have a fucking painting of watermelon. 0.99

00:34:50.740 All right. 0.99

00:34:50.880 This is the point I wanted to make. 0.99

00:34:51.900 Let me fucking get it out. 0.99

00:34:52.860 All right. 0.99

00:34:53.200 So after they point out that I have a painting of watermelon in my kitchen, I did not know

00:34:57.980 that.

00:34:58.520 I did not know it.

00:35:00.180 I've walked past it a thousand times, never looked at it.

00:35:03.280 I literally have not seen it in my life. 0.99

00:35:05.900 I was like, I was like, well, it was like the fucking simulation turned on my wall. 0.98

00:35:09.660 And I was like, watermelons? 0.98

00:35:11.920 It was a mangelo effect.

00:35:12.920 All right.

00:35:13.260 So then after they leave, I go, wow, that's weird that I have watermelon art.

00:35:18.160 And I start walking around the place. 0.99

00:35:19.280 There's fucking art everywhere. 0.99

00:35:20.480 I haven't looked at any of it. 0.99

00:35:21.720 I don't know what any of it is.

00:35:23.100 It's so strange to me.

00:35:24.360 I do not pay attention to my walls.

00:35:26.480 And what I realized is that I am constantly in thought.

00:35:30.180 So I do not.

00:35:31.280 Oh, my God. 1.00

00:35:33.160 I don't pay attention to shit. 1.00

00:35:34.700 I swear to God. 1.00

00:35:35.700 He's just such a deep figure.

00:35:37.100 That's what the problem is.

00:35:38.180 No, I'm not trying to brag.

00:35:39.660 I'm just being honest.

00:35:40.420 I do not pay attention to walls. 0.98

00:35:42.280 It's like I don't run into them, but I don't fucking care what's on them. 0.97

00:35:45.620 There was a brown ring in the guest toilet bowl that was so pronounced that I was like, oh, my God. 0.97

00:35:53.660 I'm not going to lie.

00:35:54.400 That was probably the hard water, isn't it?

00:35:55.880 Yeah, he just never used to rain.

00:35:56.840 It's the hard water.

00:35:57.420 Yeah, I think so.

00:35:58.280 He never cleaned it. 1.00

00:35:59.040 The fucking water in Florida. 0.99

00:36:00.060 But it also looked good in the inside of Clint's shorts as well. 1.00

00:36:03.820 You know what, though?

00:36:04.520 I want to say this.

00:36:06.100 I already made a joke earlier.

00:36:07.020 Clint was the big redeeming part, right?

00:36:08.960 And his surroundings were jarring.

00:36:12.400 When we went to Luke's house, it was like the surroundings were normal, and then nobody received it.

00:36:19.520 Well, Clint was there to like, hey, guys, welcome in. 0.98

00:36:21.600 Other than that, we walked into a fucking concentration camp, or at least that was the mood. 0.99

00:36:26.280 It was really cold. 1.00

00:36:27.420 A Jew running a concentration camp. 0.89

00:36:29.580 Yeah, nobody talked to us right off the bat. 1.00

00:36:32.320 We were just handed a list that said, like, don't say faggot, don't say Nazis, and that was it. 0.99

00:36:36.860 And everybody just sat quietly until the show started. 0.99

00:36:39.220 It was very awkward. 1.00

00:36:39.860 And you're like, that's some real faggot Nazi shit. 1.00

00:36:41.820 And I was like, goddammit, man. 1.00

00:36:43.160 Then we walk in, and so he has like a huge gun on the table. 0.98

00:36:47.320 There's a flamethrower in the corner, and there's fake breasts, like right when you walk in. 0.98

00:36:50.460 And he goes, read this paper.

00:36:53.080 And so we're holding the paper, and he's like, you guys okay with dogs?

00:36:55.540 My dog attacks.

00:36:56.680 And we look, and we're like, and that was it.

00:36:59.020 That was like all he said to us, and we just sat there.

00:37:00.800 Can you compare and contrast this to TimCast?

00:37:03.880 What's the...

00:37:04.660 Much nicer.

00:37:05.600 I mean, it was so much more welcoming than TimCast.

00:37:08.740 Just because of that was more welcoming?

00:37:10.760 Just because of me.

00:37:12.360 Oh, yeah, because you walk in, and Clint's in the doorway, and he's like, hey, guys, welcome.

00:37:16.180 And I made this weird fucking mistake of, like, I found Luke's Amazon package on the porch.

00:37:22.160 So I'm just a normal dude, right? 0.91

00:37:23.820 So I'm like, oh, I'm going to bring his Amazon package in.

00:37:25.760 I walk in.

00:37:26.580 I forget I don't know Luke at all. 0.99

00:37:28.580 He has no idea who the fuck I am. 1.00

00:37:30.040 I walk into his house, and I go, hey, got your fucking package, dude. 1.00

00:37:33.620 And you know what he says? 1.00

00:37:35.760 Nothing.

00:37:36.640 Nothing. 0.99

00:37:37.620 Fucking zero. 0.99

00:37:39.420 As a matter of fact, after he does that, he says, got your package. 0.99

00:37:43.220 Luke looks at him, and he's like, and then he looks at the girl, and he yells at her for sweeping.

00:37:47.760 He said, shouldn't be sweeping right now.

00:37:50.240 And I was like, yo, okay.

00:37:52.860 I like the way you're rolling.

00:37:54.620 Pretty base. 0.99

00:37:55.880 Oh, so the fake tits when you walk in are actually attached to a woman? 1.00

00:38:01.380 I mean, actually, not bad. 0.99

00:38:03.500 I'm going to say it's not bad.

00:38:05.300 You think that was not bad? 1.00

00:38:06.880 God damn the bars. 1.00

00:38:07.720 Because I can see. 1.00

00:38:08.560 No, no, no.

00:38:09.120 What I'm doing is I can see how his mind was working there, and I thought it actually is 0.96

00:38:13.180 kind of a funny thing to be like, oh, the fake tits were just that woman, and he just 0.97

00:38:16.600 called, and Top's being funny. 0.99

00:38:18.000 He's just calling the woman fake tits. 0.99

00:38:19.560 Oh, that was kind of meta. 0.99

00:38:20.940 It's very, he was going meta.

00:38:22.840 And honestly, he might not even be thinking that. 0.98

00:38:24.500 He might have just made fake tits girl, and just put those two together. 1.00

00:38:28.120 I was thinking the whole meta part. 0.99

00:38:29.740 He's past the point of no return.

00:38:30.960 That's really what it is.

00:38:31.660 If you said that joke, then I would have thought, I think, the extra layer.

00:38:34.320 But once he said it, I'm just like, I don't even want to think that much.

00:38:37.460 Speaking of meta, this entire episode has been about what we did together, and we probably

00:38:44.860 should move on.

00:38:45.280 But it's about one of the members, and it's one of the members we don't get to rag on

00:38:48.760 very much.

00:38:49.440 We don't get to rag on.

00:38:50.900 You know what?

00:38:51.680 You know what?

00:38:52.140 I still don't feel ragged on. 1.00

00:38:53.620 I kick the fucking shit out of these dudes at ping pong. 1.00

00:38:56.080 I drink a half a bottle of vodka, and then you know what? 1.00

00:38:59.180 I fucking expelliamos these niggas out of my house. 1.00

00:39:02.040 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

00:39:03.120 And you know why he did that? 0.99

00:39:04.200 I'll tell you why he did that.

00:39:05.700 This is why I'm thinking about it now. 1.00

00:39:06.820 Number one, it's complete dude shit. 0.99

00:39:08.920 Number two, it's from taking abuse from Luke Rutkowski, and then you took it out on us. 1.00

00:39:14.960 Because he is mean.

00:39:16.580 Luke is mean to everybody in that show.

00:39:19.260 It's weird. 0.99

00:39:19.700 I did not take shit out on y'all. 0.99

00:39:22.420 I was nice as fuck. 0.99

00:39:23.400 The only time I was aggressive towards you was when we were playing ping pong, because 0.99

00:39:27.380 I was like, I am going to demonstrate that I have hand-eye coordination that I've been

00:39:30.920 telling you about, that I've been telling all y'all about. 1.00

00:39:32.660 And you guys were like, you old fucking codger, you lying bitch. 1.00

00:39:36.740 Dude, I would have beat you. 1.00

00:39:37.720 I am fucking good at sports. 0.99

00:39:39.520 I would have beat you if I wasn't so critically tired. 0.99

00:39:42.280 I was like really tired.

00:39:43.460 That's true.

00:39:46.960 I'll say this.

00:39:47.760 I'll say this.

00:39:48.300 Top isn't bad at ping pong, but I am definitely better.

00:39:51.400 And you know what? 0.77

00:39:52.840 I'll hit you at 9 a.m. 1.00

00:39:55.220 When you're fresh as a fucking daisy, and I will beat you 10 times worse than I did when 1.00

00:39:59.040 I was half a bottle of vodka deep. 1.00

00:40:01.200 Half a bottle of vodka deep.

00:40:02.400 I know what the advantage was. 0.98

00:40:03.300 The advantage was, for some fucking reason, even though we've traversed 23 floors of an 0.98

00:40:08.640 apartment building, Clint just doesn't wear shoes. 0.99

00:40:11.500 So like he's got more traction or something like that.

00:40:14.040 An extra toe.

00:40:15.400 I was wearing flip flops. 0.99

00:40:17.140 I kicked them off so that I could have traction on the fucking, on the tile. 0.99

00:40:21.020 That's the truth. 0.99

00:40:21.840 That's what happens.

00:40:22.340 I got to go, guys.

00:40:26.440 But I want to say, Clint, ultimately, it was wonderful.

00:40:29.520 And thank you so much.

00:40:30.540 It was hilarious.

00:40:31.740 It was.

00:40:32.000 By the way, there was literally nothing but fun.

00:40:35.020 And you all come in here like, your place is a nightmare. 0.75

00:40:38.440 Your mugs are filthy. 0.99

00:40:39.660 Your pillow is straight out of a dumpster. 1.00

00:40:42.580 Luke is a monster. 1.00

00:40:44.080 And it's like, what? 0.79

00:40:45.980 It's one of the most, it's one of the biggest shows Luke has ever done. 1.00

00:40:49.080 And they're just like, this guy fucking sucks. 0.99

00:40:52.340 Yo, this is exactly what Topp did when he was on IRL. 1.00

00:40:55.660 Topp, as soon as he gets off IRL, he's like, fuck this nigga Tim Pool. 1.00

00:40:58.740 I don't give a fuck about this shit. 1.00

00:41:01.040 By the way, the end of the night, the end of the night, did y'all leave? 1.00

00:41:06.280 Yeah, we did.

00:41:07.880 They left at the crack of 11.40 p.m.

00:41:10.480 Oh, my God.

00:41:11.300 And you had to get it.

00:41:12.580 It was at least midnight.

00:41:14.540 All right. 0.99

00:41:15.020 We did go to a fucking, a Best Western. 1.00

00:41:19.680 Oh, my God. 0.99

00:41:20.780 And it smelled like, no, and it smelled like mildew.

00:41:24.560 Good.

00:41:25.340 Good.

00:41:25.540 That's what you get. 0.99

00:41:26.080 It's not necessarily a win, but at least I didn't have to listen to fucking, I fell asleep immediately. 0.98

00:41:33.280 And you know what? 0.99

00:41:34.380 Had you asked, I would have put the game on mute.

00:41:37.420 I would have.

00:41:37.960 No, and honestly, if you have headphones, you can plug in the headphones to your controller.

00:41:42.700 And it puts the.

00:41:43.660 Yeah.

00:41:43.960 That's right.

00:41:44.180 No, I told you.

00:41:44.880 I told you.

00:41:45.320 Me and Topp were down.

00:41:47.740 Like, it would have.

00:41:48.420 It's the women, dude. 1.00

00:41:49.040 I dragged the fucking. 1.00

00:41:49.760 You know how I knew it was the women? 1.00

00:41:51.900 Because they were fine.

00:41:53.300 The guys were fine.

00:41:54.160 And they were dragging the beanbag.

00:41:55.580 It was like, we were all good.

00:41:56.700 They were dragging the beanbag.

00:41:58.060 And then as soon as they, as soon as they get behind a door, they come out and they go, we got to go.

00:42:04.800 And I was like, women, women got to you, dude. 0.96

00:42:07.920 And I want to say, dude, there was a very easy thing for this.

00:42:11.000 The women sleep in the bed and the guys sleep on the beanbag. 1.00

00:42:13.940 It's really not that big of a deal. 0.98

00:42:15.480 That would have been super gay. 1.00

00:42:16.740 Because the beanbag, beanbag's big, but they would have been fucking cuddled up, bro. 1.00

00:42:20.660 The bitches would be mad. 1.00

00:42:21.640 You know, like, it would have created a safe spot in the middle and me and fucking Topp would have woke up spooning in the morning. 1.00

00:42:26.940 There's no way. 0.98

00:42:27.400 It wouldn't have worked out.

00:42:28.560 Well, because, listen, Elizabeth, I love you, but the women did make them go to a Best Western that is disgusting rather than a high-rise apartment. 1.00

00:42:38.220 The women made the call.

00:42:38.780 Of course I'm going to blame them.

00:42:39.760 That was their decision.

00:42:40.920 But look, it was also on me because I was very close to beating Harry Potter and I had to beat him.

00:42:47.600 So that's on me.

00:42:49.100 My B, all right?

00:42:50.440 Clint's place is very accommodating for the homies. 1.00

00:42:53.340 Not very accommodating for the hoes. 1.00

00:42:56.040 For single women.

00:42:56.720 For single women, yes. 0.91

00:42:57.880 Look, if your wives were single, I would have treated them like queens, but they're not. 1.00

00:43:01.720 So who gives a fuck? 0.99

00:43:02.700 If your wives were single, I would have shared the controllers because you didn't share the controllers with us, Clint. 1.00

00:43:06.480 The controller would have made you never...

00:43:07.920 You're right.

00:43:08.300 You know what?

00:43:08.760 You're not a single woman. 0.99

00:43:09.920 I don't really give a fuck. 0.99

00:43:10.880 The controller would have never came out if it was just single women there. 1.00

00:43:14.520 The controller would have never came out.

00:43:15.980 The controller would have come out.

00:43:16.640 He would have hid the PS5.

00:43:17.900 He would have been gone. 1.00

00:43:18.420 He'd come out after he fucked him. 1.00

00:43:19.540 That's when he'd come out. 1.00

00:43:19.940 Yeah, he'd be done.

00:43:21.160 You can leave whenever.

00:43:21.800 Clint has the single woman of reason. 0.90

00:43:23.700 He's like, I got you.

00:43:24.960 I'm going to give you the non-blood pillow.

00:43:26.780 Take one of those cups with you.

00:43:28.060 I don't need them.

00:43:28.620 Go ahead.

00:43:29.980 It's your parting gift.

00:43:31.020 I'm still convinced. 0.97

00:43:31.880 Clint said before, he was like, I put all this shit out to make people who don't have money feel accommodated. 0.99

00:43:37.260 I feel like if we would have reached in the bottom cabinets, that's where all the nice shit. 0.99

00:43:40.820 It would have been clean pillows down there. 0.99

00:43:43.280 Oh, I see.

00:43:44.380 But he knew that we were coming.

00:43:45.500 I was like, I got pours coming over. 1.00

00:43:47.840 I got to give him the shit pillows in the fucking crate. 1.00

00:43:50.780 I really wish you stayed there because I wanted to know how breakfast went in the morning 1.00

00:43:58.560 whenever he goes like, you want some hot sauce?

00:44:00.400 It's right over there on the floor. 0.99

00:44:01.640 I haven't eaten breakfast in fucking a decade. 0.98

00:44:04.580 I don't even know what breakfast is. 0.99

00:44:06.120 The place he lives at looked like it had a continental breakfast.

00:44:09.260 I swear to God.

00:44:09.840 It looks like you wake up and go to the lobby.

00:44:11.140 It does have that energy.

00:44:12.200 And you know what?

00:44:12.760 If I had ever waken up early enough, I could tell you if they have it or not.

00:44:15.340 I don't know.

00:44:17.740 You really don't know.

00:44:18.880 Clint could boost his number so much if he became like the Dr. Huberman type of dudes.

00:44:25.480 They're like, you wake up early, you get some sunlight, you eat a good breakfast.

00:44:29.540 You go, if he did all that, because he's already rich.

00:44:32.020 The whole point of those guys is they're like, you do all this to become rich.

00:44:35.240 And then Clint can grift right into that.

00:44:37.240 The problem is he just wants to sleep. 1.00

00:44:38.980 And so he's just like, nah, fuck that. 1.00

00:44:41.140 What's the point of being fucking rich if you can't do what you want to fucking do? 1.00

00:44:44.740 Exactly, dude. 1.00

00:44:45.400 The dudes that are rich and wake up at 5 a.m. and grind, they're fucking lunatics. 1.00

00:44:49.480 Those dudes are fucking, you do not, like, you guys know how you always go like, I would 1.00

00:44:54.800 have never thought that, like, even when Top walked in, he was like, I would have never 0.99

00:44:58.440 thought your place was this nice.

00:44:59.660 This is crazy. 1.00

00:45:00.260 Like, you're fucking, you're so down to earth. 1.00

00:45:01.880 You're so chill. 1.00

00:45:02.400 And I was like, you're right.

00:45:03.320 You know why?

00:45:04.160 Because I sleep a lot. 0.99

00:45:05.700 And I'm fucking, I'm cozy. 0.99

00:45:08.140 These are things that if you have money, you have to sleep a lot. 0.99

00:45:11.860 You have to be well-rested.

00:45:13.020 You have to be cozy. 1.00

00:45:13.920 Otherwise, you become a total asshole. 1.00

00:45:17.140 Everyone listening right now, this is not comedy. 1.00

00:45:19.600 Like, take notes.

00:45:21.220 He's literally dropping gems on you.

00:45:23.520 Write that down.

00:45:24.620 I believe him.

00:45:25.320 This is the knowledge he's putting on you.

00:45:27.000 Take naps.

00:45:28.120 Sleep in.

00:45:29.060 Start work later.

00:45:31.260 These are all lies that rich people tell you. 1.00

00:45:34.980 It's bullshit. 1.00

00:45:35.800 You don't have to wake up early to get rich. 1.00

00:45:38.220 You have to work hard when you work.

00:45:40.060 And you should not work all the time. 1.00

00:45:41.940 And if you do, if you do, and you're already rich, you're a fucking miserable cunt. 1.00

00:45:47.160 You're a terrible, you are, no one wants to be around you except for the fact that you 1.00

00:45:51.260 might invite them on your private jet. 1.00

00:45:52.880 They fucking hate your guts. 1.00

00:45:54.380 Or podcast. 1.00

00:45:55.120 So sleep a lot.

00:45:56.220 Sleep a lot.

00:45:57.240 And wear sweatpants as much as possible. 0.99

00:45:59.760 This is crap. 0.99

00:46:00.720 I am erect. 0.99

00:46:03.220 Now, by the way, Clint, you know there's like, so we know you're rich, but I understand 0.96

00:46:08.240 there's levels above you that become like insane.

00:46:11.040 Wait, wait, wait, wait, yeah.

00:46:12.100 Yeah, so like, and you've probably interacted with those guys, right?

00:46:15.680 And what are those guys like?

00:46:17.100 Hundreds of them, they all invested with me.

00:46:18.700 Yeah.

00:46:19.500 And are those guys like... 0.99

00:46:20.340 They're all miserable. 1.00

00:46:21.220 I'm the only rich person I know that's actually enjoying my fucking life. 1.00

00:46:23.880 All those other motherfuckers hate everything. 1.00

00:46:26.880 They hate everyone. 1.00

00:46:28.180 They hate everything they do.

00:46:29.600 Everything's not good enough. 0.99

00:46:30.920 They all fucking wake up super early. 1.00

00:46:32.680 They're all miserable. 1.00

00:46:33.400 They're all cheating on their wives. 1.00

00:46:34.580 All their lives suck. 1.00

00:46:36.040 I am the only rich person I know that actually enjoys their life. 1.00

00:46:38.680 I swear to fucking God. 0.99

00:46:38.880 His life does not suck. 1.00

00:46:40.000 Wait. 0.90

00:46:40.400 Certifiably does not.

00:46:41.560 Like, the way...

00:46:42.600 Yeah.

00:46:43.040 He's got a blood pillow. 0.98

00:46:43.760 Like, how could your life suck? 1.00

00:46:44.760 Whatever the fuck you want. 1.00

00:46:45.160 I play Harry Potter. 1.00

00:46:47.840 You play fucking Harry Potter? 1.00

00:46:48.860 Oh my God. 1.00

00:46:49.140 I talk to 100,000 people a night, and then I play Harry Potter, and then I drink fucking 0.99

00:46:53.200 out of a Kratom mug, and then I fucking... 0.99

00:46:54.980 I go to the gym, and then I go lay out by the pool from 3 p.m. after I slept for 11 and 0.98

00:46:58.740 a half hours. 0.97

00:46:59.200 It's fucking beautiful. 0.98

00:47:00.720 Before I go, I want... 0.98

00:47:02.620 Clint, you need to be telling people more of this. 0.99

00:47:05.300 Like, how everybody else is like, wake up at fucking 5 a.m., drink fucking raw eggs, 1.00

00:47:09.040 cold baths, all this shit. 1.00

00:47:10.160 Yes. 1.00

00:47:10.680 I would love somebody who's successful in the space who says this shit. 1.00

00:47:13.700 Like, sleep as much as you fucking can. 1.00

00:47:15.500 When you wake up, wake up whenever the fuck you want. 1.00

00:47:17.880 Grind as hard as you possibly can. 1.00

00:47:19.660 Have a fucking nap. 1.00

00:47:20.620 Wake up. 1.00

00:47:21.420 Play Harry Potter.

00:47:21.700 Yeah, who's that...

00:47:22.280 Who's that guy?

00:47:23.120 There's that guy that is like...

00:47:24.060 That's the life, bro.

00:47:24.860 Everybody...

00:47:25.300 Like, he's supposed to be like the big...

00:47:26.420 He's...

00:47:26.620 He owned like a construction company, like a very big construction company.

00:47:29.980 I can't remember who...

00:47:30.860 Grant Cardone?

00:47:31.740 I don't know.

00:47:32.020 Yeah, Frank Cardone.

00:47:32.880 That's the guy I'm thinking of.

00:47:33.840 Thank you.

00:47:34.220 This is what it was.

00:47:35.200 This is exactly...

00:47:35.980 I've described it a bunch of times.

00:47:37.700 What happened is the Dave Chappelle episode when he plays Prince, and Charlie Murphy's

00:47:43.500 describing that whole thing.

00:47:44.300 So, it's like, so then what happened?

00:47:45.160 He's like, so then he invited us over, and yeah, we were hanging out.

00:47:48.620 And then what happened?

00:47:49.860 He's like, then we played ping pong.

00:47:51.660 He was like, oh.

00:47:52.700 And then what happened?

00:47:53.240 Then we played pick up basketball, and he dumped on me.

00:47:56.560 Then he made us pancakes.

00:47:58.120 But like, it was like, well, then he played Harry Potter.

00:48:01.220 And everyone was just like, you played Harry Potter?

00:48:03.940 And he was like, yeah, that was...

00:48:05.040 That's how...

00:48:05.560 That's what happened.

00:48:06.860 We watched him play it.

00:48:08.420 Y'all said you were going to bed, and I was like, oh, I'm playing Harry Potter then.

00:48:11.380 The night is young. 0.99

00:48:13.880 I just drank a half a ball of vodka with a bunch of fucking Diet Cokes. 0.99

00:48:17.280 You think I'm going to go to bed right away? 1.00

00:48:18.580 That's psychotic. 1.00

00:48:19.620 I would fucking have a heart attack. 0.99

00:48:20.820 I have to, like, expend energy. 1.00

00:48:23.620 The fucking tone you had was like, bitch, my night's just getting started. 1.00

00:48:28.440 I don't even know if that was the tone. 1.00

00:48:30.480 I think that's verbatim what I said. 0.99

00:48:32.020 I was like, bitch, what? 0.98

00:48:35.540 I ain't sleepy. 1.00

00:48:36.700 Should have taken a nap.

00:48:37.400 I got to go, but Clint, before I go, are you coming to Topps for New Year's?

00:48:42.160 I do not know.

00:48:43.480 I do not know.

00:48:44.220 I will know Friday.

00:48:45.300 This guy doesn't know what he's doing until Friday.

00:48:47.280 Friday is New Year's.

00:48:47.740 He might go...

00:48:48.620 He might go...

00:48:49.400 He said he might go and hang out with Luke at a party.

00:48:54.520 And let me tell you, man, the dynamic there, not fun.

00:48:57.800 But you understand.

00:48:58.880 Luke out of work mode, much more personable.

00:49:05.520 Luke in work mode, not very personable.

00:49:08.280 But his job is to be personable.

00:49:09.940 I don't understand.

00:49:10.980 When the camera's on, he's fairly personable.

00:49:13.420 Fairly.

00:49:13.820 He said that he has a stomach virus, too. 0.99

00:49:15.640 That's got to fucking... 0.98

00:49:16.640 Is there any people prior to warm them up to that vibe? 0.99

00:49:19.860 Like, I don't know.

00:49:20.420 I don't... 0.99

00:49:20.780 Only if he gives a fuck about you. 0.99

00:49:22.920 See, this... 0.99

00:49:23.240 Oh, that's...

00:49:24.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:25.520 Like, you should have seen Luke tonight.

00:49:27.620 He was very... 1.00

00:49:28.140 He was very cordial with this fucking smoke show. 1.00

00:49:31.160 He didn't give a fuck about y'all, niggas. 1.00

00:49:32.640 But he was like... 1.00

00:49:33.260 He was like, oh, this fucking nine OnlyFans bitch? 1.00

00:49:36.580 Like, he was very, very nice. 1.00

00:49:38.120 He was giving her pep talks and shit. 0.97

00:49:40.140 I was like, I have never seen this from this dude ever. 0.99

00:49:43.420 Let me tell you something. 1.00

00:49:44.020 That's the gayest shit ever because if you get to... 1.00

00:49:47.120 And I like Luke, but if you get to a point where you're doing this and you could possibly 1.00

00:49:51.520 do it for a living, have some fucking joy in what you're doing, man. 0.96

00:49:55.320 You have people in your... 0.99

00:49:56.260 You have Vivek Ramaswamy in your living room.

00:49:58.980 Smile.

00:49:59.620 Even when you haven't... 1.00

00:50:00.560 Yo, that shit is awesome. 1.00

00:50:02.180 Or go work at Publix and then figure that out that that sucks because it's probably been 1.00

00:50:05.860 a long time since you've done that.

00:50:07.180 You know, this is some lobster advice right here. 0.99

00:50:09.460 I'm saying, man, fucking be about it, man. 0.99

00:50:11.280 Did you actually get a prop? 0.99

00:50:12.300 Did you buy a prop?

00:50:13.060 Somebody bought this for me. 1.00

00:50:14.620 I thought you bought a prop because I was about to say, you're a faggot. 1.00

00:50:18.040 See, I don't believe that. 1.00

00:50:19.520 This is the other thing you tell him.

00:50:20.600 I completely agree with you.

00:50:21.460 That's how he singled me in.

00:50:22.560 This is what I'm talking about.

00:50:23.960 Like, if you get to the mountaintop and you aren't happy...

00:50:26.540 All right, Michael Malice.

00:50:27.760 If you get to the mountaintop and you aren't happy, you're not doing it right.

00:50:31.500 You're not doing it right. 0.99

00:50:32.520 And if you're doing something you don't love and you're at the top of the mountain, fucking 0.98

00:50:35.860 mix it up. 0.98

00:50:36.420 I feel like a lot of those guys, though, they see the top, they get to the top of the mountain

00:50:39.240 and they just see another mountain and they go, okay, that's the one I need to get up.

00:50:43.100 And they just keep doing that.

00:50:44.500 So did I.

00:50:45.100 But you know what? 0.98

00:50:45.920 I fucking, I got to the top of the mortgage game and I was like, I'm out. 0.98

00:50:49.360 I'm good. 0.99

00:50:49.860 I want to do something else.

00:50:51.260 I did it. 0.99

00:50:51.980 I'm fucking now. 0.99

00:50:52.700 I'm succeeding in that. 1.00

00:50:54.320 I'm loving every minute of it.

00:50:55.980 So like, if they're burnt on what they're doing, then they got to do something else.

00:51:00.060 Like, if you have the work ethic and the wherewithal and the intelligence and the whatever

00:51:04.180 to get to the top of a mountain, you can get to the top of another mountain.

00:51:07.620 You absolutely can.

00:51:08.460 But you like, if you become joyless...

00:51:10.380 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:51:10.740 Now I'm talking like fucking inspirational shit. 1.00

00:51:13.340 No, no. 1.00

00:51:14.240 I'm with you, man.

00:51:15.060 I think he's happy.

00:51:16.060 Who's the Wolf of Wall Street guy?

00:51:17.220 I don't know.

00:51:17.840 Who's the Wolf of Wall Street guy?

00:51:18.940 That's what he sounds like right now.

00:51:20.220 Just like going to...

00:51:21.260 Look, if you get to the top of the mountain and you're unhappy, do cocaine until you're

00:51:25.360 happy.

00:51:25.840 I think that's the lesson.

00:51:27.040 Yep.

00:51:27.380 That's a good one.

00:51:27.860 Until your heart stops.

00:51:28.720 All right, guys.

00:51:29.280 Sleepy time is sleepy time. 0.98

00:51:30.420 I'm fucking out of here. 0.98

00:51:31.640 See you, man. 0.98

00:51:32.380 I can't reach my keepers. 1.00

00:51:33.540 Take some naps, you fucking homo. 1.00

00:51:35.160 Jesus Christ. 1.00

00:51:35.960 That was great.

00:51:36.960 I'm so glad.

00:51:38.680 And they did say he was like...

00:51:40.260 They said...

00:51:41.040 I think David said on Neft to America was...

00:51:43.980 He was like, I went in having questions about Clint, and I came out having way more questions

00:51:48.900 than answers about Clint.

00:51:49.920 That's how he described it.

00:51:52.080 But I feel like he answered these questions about himself, and it's like, it's been kind

00:51:55.260 of revealing.

00:51:56.000 And I'm happy to have done...

00:51:57.640 I wish I would have slept over.

00:51:58.840 Like, if my wife wasn't there, it would have just been fascinating.

00:52:01.060 I would have been studying Clint all night, the rest of the night.

00:52:03.220 Yeah.

00:52:03.380 You could have slept over, but guess what? 0.99

00:52:05.980 You would have left before I woke up, because I'm sleeping the fuck in. 1.00

00:52:09.460 And y'all are going to wake up at crack of nine or some shit, some fucking suicidal 1.00

00:52:13.260 early hours like that. 1.00

00:52:14.860 Crazy.

00:52:15.140 Should we say bye? 0.99

00:52:16.100 I mean, he's sleeping the fuck out. 0.66

00:52:17.460 No, no, no.

00:52:18.600 Yo, that's the other thing.

00:52:19.980 So I had this incredible house on the water in Carl's bed.

00:52:24.340 I would have house parties.

00:52:25.640 Was it furnished with blood pillows also there?

00:52:27.640 No.

00:52:28.020 I furnished this one.

00:52:29.680 Beanbags. 1.00

00:52:29.900 It was fucking nice as shit. 0.99

00:52:31.600 So I would have these house parties, dozens of people over, and we would be having the 0.99

00:52:34.560 time.

00:52:34.740 A bunch of people doing cocaine.

00:52:35.560 I never did cocaine.

00:52:36.580 But anyways, at the end of the night...

00:52:39.320 Wait, you got to the top of a mountaintop and you never tried in the snow? 1.00

00:52:41.760 What the fuck? 1.00

00:52:42.280 I don't... 1.00

00:52:42.960 No.

00:52:43.520 You know what?

00:52:44.000 You know what?

00:52:44.560 When you get to the top of a mountain and you're having a good time, you don't need

00:52:47.020 to do the snow.

00:52:47.800 You can just snowboard down.

00:52:49.940 Anyway, so at the end of the night, I got dozens of people over. 1.00

00:52:52.900 Half of them drive home drunk because they're fucking savages. 0.99

00:52:55.060 The other half say we're going to crash... 1.00

00:52:57.200 Or five...

00:52:57.940 Say five.

00:52:58.580 Five people say they're going to stay over.

00:53:00.180 The thing I would say to them, I'd say, look, I got an Airbnb downstairs. 0.93

00:53:03.520 I got guest bedrooms and shit all over the place. 0.78

00:53:05.700 You guys can all crash here. 0.99

00:53:07.440 If you wake me up, you will never step foot in my house again. 0.52

00:53:11.160 And I would tell every single person that. 1.00

00:53:13.000 I said, when you leave, you're a fucking mouse. 1.00

00:53:16.020 I would have girlfriends that would spend the night in my bed and I said, if you do that, 1.00

00:53:20.600 when you leave, if you wake me up, you are never invited to my house again.

00:53:23.920 And they all abide in my house. 1.00

00:53:25.220 The crazy shit is, I believe them. 1.00

00:53:27.080 It's 100% true. 0.99

00:53:28.180 Yo, I ain't lying. 0.99

00:53:29.020 Why the fuck would I lie? 0.99

00:53:30.040 I'm lying, I'm dying. 1.00

00:53:31.300 Yeah, I'm telling you the truth.

00:53:32.700 If you wake...

00:53:33.300 Because the reason was...

00:53:35.020 So I need a lot of sleep anyways. 0.98

00:53:36.560 But if I drink and I get woken up after four hours or some shit, my hangover is so fucking crazy 0.98

00:53:44.900 that I'm like borderline suicidal. 1.00

00:53:47.880 It's fucked. 1.00

00:53:48.560 It's super fucked. 1.00

00:53:49.360 So look, you got to do what you got to do to stay happy in life. 0.99

00:53:52.820 And that's the lesson.

00:53:54.080 Dude, you really are a sleeping giant.

00:53:56.560 Like, that's really what you're talking about. 0.67

00:53:57.580 B-5-0-Fum. 1.00

00:54:02.040 Which dumb bitch wakes me from my slumber? 1.00

00:54:06.940 Oh shit, you hear that music, guys? 1.00

00:54:08.340 That was a great intro to the show. 1.00

00:54:09.540 Finally trying to get into it.

00:54:11.280 Alright, mailbag.

00:54:12.200 Mailbag.

00:54:13.000 Getting too nitty-gritty, guys.

00:54:14.520 I hope people enjoyed that.

00:54:16.100 I don't know if that was funny or not.

00:54:17.140 I've seen a lot of people say that.

00:54:18.280 They're really enjoying it.

00:54:19.020 It was pretty funny. 1.00

00:54:21.780 AOCDs says fuck, marry, kill, MTG, Tulsi, or Nikki Haley. 1.00

00:54:26.780 By law, we cannot kill any of them, so. 1.00

00:54:30.820 K, Tulsi, uh...

00:54:32.920 No, no, not K. 1.00

00:54:34.800 F, fuck Tulsi. 1.00

00:54:36.360 Yeah, I was about to say, what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:54:37.900 I was like, that was such a... 1.00

00:54:39.620 No, no, no, no.

00:54:40.740 Marjorie would be such a blast. 0.99

00:54:41.840 Like, married to.

00:54:43.800 Man. 1.00

00:54:44.880 Nah, I think you marry Tulsi, you fuck Nikki, and you kill Green. 1.00

00:54:50.060 What? 1.00

00:54:50.460 Really?

00:54:51.060 What?

00:54:51.660 You got... 0.99

00:54:52.060 She is the grossest. 1.00

00:54:53.780 Yeah, she's disgusting. 1.00

00:54:55.440 You got a K. 0.96

00:54:56.440 She seems like a cool Hank.

00:54:57.420 You got a K.

00:54:58.000 She would not be a cool Hank.

00:54:59.260 She would be a hectic Hank.

00:55:00.600 No one deserves the K more than Haley, but... 0.88

00:55:03.840 Yeah, yeah, gotta get rid of her. 1.00

00:55:04.960 I'm trying to marry into a lizard person family, so I'm marrying Nikki Haley for sure. 1.00

00:55:10.320 Wow.

00:55:11.100 I think my...

00:55:11.640 Marry was my other one for Nikki. 0.67

00:55:13.660 Marry was my other one for Nikki because you know, like, at least you can be there to... 0.97

00:55:18.620 Maybe you'll hear some snippets of, like, some cool shit that's going down. 0.99

00:55:22.120 Yeah, like, you would hear, like, the fucking, like, lizard people shit or just, like, crazy, 1.00

00:55:26.380 like, government stuff. 1.00

00:55:27.520 She would be like, yeah, it's time to take down, like, the Spanish government. 1.00

00:55:30.120 This is what I say.

00:55:30.860 So I marry Nikki Haley.

00:55:31.640 Just take it down right now.

00:55:32.540 Just like...

00:55:33.200 You marry Nikki Haley.

00:55:34.300 You bomb some countries together with her.

00:55:35.760 It's cool you get divorced after because you have some disagreements on where to overthrow 1.00

00:55:38.840 And you get half her shit. 1.00

00:55:40.200 Yeah, maybe. 1.00

00:55:41.060 You fuck Marjorie Taylor Greene because Alex Stein says she got crazy pussy, and you got 1.00

00:55:47.100 a Kay Tulsi Gabbard because... 1.00

00:55:50.060 I think Alex Stein and me have piped her down, dude, for real.

00:55:53.900 I think for real.

00:55:54.820 I'm going to flip it around on all of you, I think, and go with something different than

00:55:59.060 everybody.

00:55:59.960 I'm... 0.99

00:56:00.520 Kill Nikki Haley. 1.00

00:56:02.440 We've all done something different than everybody. 0.99

00:56:04.300 Get...

00:56:05.060 Yo, I'm doing something different than all of you, I think.

00:56:07.100 Get rid of Haley. 1.00

00:56:07.840 She's the one that deserves that the most. 0.99

00:56:11.300 Just get rid of her. 1.00

00:56:12.340 He's giving...

00:56:13.020 This is like her political answer. 1.00

00:56:14.440 You fuck MTG for the reasons that were just stated. 1.00

00:56:18.560 This is literally what Jose said. 1.00

00:56:20.040 She's got to be Christian. 0.60

00:56:20.940 No, it isn't.

00:56:21.600 No, it isn't.

00:56:22.300 He reversed Tulsi and MTG.

00:56:24.960 I say you marry Tulsi because then I... 0.99

00:56:28.440 Sorry, this one.

00:56:29.100 I don't know what this means, but that's crazy.

00:56:32.960 She's got that Hello Kitty... 1.00

00:56:34.900 She's got... 1.00

00:56:35.600 Yeah, she's got that Hello Kitty pussy. 1.00

00:56:37.120 She's got the Hello Kitty pussy. 1.00

00:56:38.120 What do y'all think that means? 1.00

00:56:39.620 I don't know.

00:56:40.080 The only thing I can think of is...

00:56:41.580 I don't think I want to know.

00:56:42.280 I'm marrying Tulsi because then we can just do ukulele duets forever.

00:56:46.560 I don't know what that means, but I do agree with it. 1.00

00:56:49.360 I agree with that she's got the Hello Kitty pussy. 1.00

00:56:51.800 All I can think of is like pink. 1.00

00:56:54.000 It's just bubblegum pink.

00:56:55.500 That's all I can think of.

00:56:55.720 No, literally, I think of the little cat like this for some reason. 0.99

00:56:58.940 Her pussy looks like the little Hello Kitty thing. 1.00

00:57:00.600 She's just got that kind of energy. 1.00

00:57:02.780 I wouldn't be surprised.

00:57:03.820 She doesn't have a landing strip. 1.00

00:57:04.900 If she's just got that cut up into her fucking box. 1.00

00:57:07.840 She has a kitten cut up? 1.00

00:57:09.720 Like that's her...

00:57:10.640 Like she female skates into a kitten? 1.00

00:57:13.660 I mean, for me, you are...

00:57:16.720 No matter who you choose, you're marrying into lizard person company. 0.99

00:57:20.580 Is MTG...

00:57:21.360 Is she a lizard person? 0.86

00:57:22.460 Oh, yeah.

00:57:23.040 I've seen her blink.

00:57:24.140 She blinked this way. 0.97

00:57:25.740 She's been piping down that nigga that got kicked out. 1.00

00:57:28.660 What's his name? 1.00

00:57:30.760 The gay dude? 1.00

00:57:31.280 What? 0.97

00:57:31.940 No, the dude who was the speaker.

00:57:34.060 Santos.

00:57:34.780 Is that his name?

00:57:35.480 No, bruh. 0.99

00:57:36.500 He's gay. 1.00

00:57:38.200 He's fucking gay, dude. 1.00

00:57:39.580 The speaker got kicked out by... 1.00

00:57:41.000 Y'all really don't know this?

00:57:41.860 Jesus Christ.

00:57:42.280 Kevin McCarthy.

00:57:43.080 McCarthy, yeah.

00:57:43.740 She got like...

00:57:44.720 That was like almost certainly what was happening. 0.99

00:57:47.160 Because she was like voting in lockstep with him because she was fucking homeboy. 0.99

00:57:49.980 I forgot that Nikki is an Indian. 0.99

00:57:52.580 You know what's weird about Lainey? 0.99

00:57:53.560 Lainey is clearly not just a Caucasian.

00:57:57.720 So like...

00:57:58.900 Same with Top. 0.58

00:58:00.100 People that aren't Caucasian, that are more racist than me, always freak me out. 1.00

00:58:04.160 Like, what the fuck are you going for? 1.00

00:58:05.960 Like, you want to... 0.99

00:58:07.040 Speaking of...

00:58:11.420 January 26th to the 28th, we're going to be at the Georgia LP event.

00:58:14.720 It's going to be in Conyers, Georgia.

00:58:16.060 We have an Airbnb. 1.00

00:58:17.480 We're going to be out there doing retarded shit. 0.99

00:58:19.000 Everybody's invited. 1.00

00:58:20.060 No, I'm kidding.

00:58:20.260 Everyone's invited to the Airbnb.

00:58:22.560 Is it under your name, Toad?

00:58:25.520 Yes.

00:58:26.300 Everyone's invited to the Airbnb.

00:58:28.340 Come do whatever you want.

00:58:29.640 Smash the place up.

00:58:30.520 It's going to be a great...

00:58:31.560 It's going to be a great time. 0.99

00:58:33.800 And then we're going to be doing a fucking live show. 0.99

00:58:35.760 We're going to have piss closets. 1.00

00:58:36.400 We're going to have shit chairs. 0.99

00:58:37.900 They're going to be great. 0.99

00:58:38.760 Blood pills all over the place.

00:58:40.760 Come commit arson at LPGeorgia.com.

00:58:43.120 It's going to be an amazing time.

00:58:44.260 January 26th through 28th, the Georgia LP event.

00:58:47.120 I will be moderating the presidential debate that just got announced this morning.

00:58:51.140 I wanted to participate in it so that I could show up toad.

00:58:53.640 That's not going to happen.

00:58:54.520 But I will be the moderator, which will allow me to shame him periodically or hand him softballs,

00:59:00.420 depending on how I'm feeling that day.

00:59:01.800 I don't know.

00:59:02.760 It depends on how well rested I am. 0.99

00:59:04.440 Hand me your balls, Clint. 1.00

00:59:06.220 I want to know because what are you going to wear to that? 0.99

00:59:09.420 Because I feel like Clint's not going to even dress up for that.

00:59:11.560 He's going to be the moderator at a...

00:59:13.520 What he's wearing right now.

00:59:15.740 Yes, probably.

00:59:17.000 Schwartz and a t-shirt.

00:59:17.920 I'm not dressed that I'll be either, dude.

00:59:19.500 Here's the thing.

00:59:19.540 When you become successful, you don't have to dress up. 1.00

00:59:22.720 Look at Tim Pool's ass. 1.00

00:59:23.740 He's fucking wearing the same... 1.00

00:59:24.840 He doesn't even wear the same... 1.00

00:59:26.060 He wears the same exact outfit for years.

00:59:29.940 It's because he's boring, not because he's rich.

00:59:32.580 His closet probably literally is just the same outfit.

00:59:33.460 But you know what?

00:59:34.360 I bet he's cozy.

00:59:35.020 It was just one.

00:59:35.560 It's just that one he just wears every day.

00:59:37.400 I don't think he's cozy.

00:59:38.580 That doesn't look cozy.

00:59:39.380 He wears a t-shirt with another shirt that's folded up.

00:59:43.360 I'm buttoned up.

00:59:43.800 I'm buttoned up over it.

00:59:45.880 Tim Pool is just not in a cozy mindset.

00:59:48.680 You need the mindset first.

00:59:50.100 Yeah, that's true.

00:59:50.800 Toad is...

00:59:51.360 Cozy is a mindset.

00:59:52.600 That's a great one.

00:59:53.700 Toad looks like cozy Tim Pool.

00:59:55.720 That's what Toad looks like right now.

00:59:57.680 He looks like if Tim Pool was cozy.

00:59:59.520 If he got too cozy.

01:00:01.500 With occasional bouts of suicidal thoughts.

01:00:04.260 If he got cozy while in a buffet line.

01:00:09.860 Well, I get super cozy in that.

01:00:11.680 Toad is shown he's cozy.

01:00:12.920 That's what he is.

01:00:13.840 I'm just going to sleep on this entire bed of bacon. 1.00

01:00:17.100 This dude got cozy while hooked up to some fucking... 1.00

01:00:19.780 All right, go ahead. 0.99

01:00:20.480 Given what we talked about in the early part of this episode,

01:00:22.720 I can't believe this is actually a question that's being asked here.

01:00:25.180 Just say the question.

01:00:26.440 Conspiracy extremists, how many cups do you all have at your home?

01:00:29.360 He had to just put that...

01:00:30.360 Did he just put that in there?

01:00:31.340 There's no way that's like...

01:00:32.360 No, no.

01:00:32.820 This was put in...

01:00:34.060 Yeah.

01:00:34.500 What's the appropriate amount of cups down? 1.00

01:00:35.980 I have a lot, but I also have a bitch. 1.00

01:00:37.440 I kind of were occasional guests. 0.98

01:00:38.700 He put this in four hours ago.

01:00:41.060 That is wild.

01:00:42.600 That's amazing.

01:00:43.120 Or actually four hours before our show started. 1.00

01:00:44.460 Well, the answer is you need two and fuck your guests. 1.00

01:00:47.360 I mean, to be honest, if I was still single, 1.00

01:00:49.460 I totally would probably have like one to three cups.

01:00:51.820 To be completely honest.

01:00:52.800 That's totally how I'd rock.

01:00:53.740 No.

01:00:54.100 But with a woman, I'd just show up and I'm like, 1.00

01:00:56.240 okay, whatever, cool.

01:00:57.120 Here's the thing.

01:00:58.140 Here's the thing what I would do.

01:00:59.160 If I was single, as a married man, same thing.

01:01:01.200 I have like tons of cups.

01:01:02.760 Mugs, cups, everything.

01:01:04.700 But if I was single, it would be,

01:01:06.160 I would have like a mug,

01:01:08.140 like one of those big water cups,

01:01:10.200 like a Stanley, not a Stanley,

01:01:11.220 but one of those things.

01:01:11.960 And then just a rack of just the plastic Red Solo cups.

01:01:15.780 And be like, you want a cup?

01:01:16.780 Red Solo.

01:01:17.540 Just that's all you,

01:01:18.340 like you put anything in there,

01:01:20.200 it works.

01:01:20.940 That's what I do now.

01:01:21.860 I have all this nice silver.

01:01:23.660 We have in my,

01:01:24.660 in my kitchen,

01:01:25.540 we have a kitchen drawer just for black cups.

01:01:28.900 We keep the black cups and the white cups separated.

01:01:31.140 Yeah.

01:01:31.320 We got mad cups.

01:01:32.460 Then we got kids cups.

01:01:33.580 Wait, you have cups specifically for different races?

01:01:36.300 I'd have a coffee cup,

01:01:38.560 like a water and other liquids cup.

01:01:40.460 And I'd probably have like a piss cup.

01:01:41.820 So I don't have to get it sometimes.

01:01:42.880 The cups for other races. 1.00

01:01:43.800 I forgot about this stupid fucking piss cup. 1.00

01:01:46.140 This is a colored only cup right here. 1.00

01:01:48.340 Yeah.

01:01:48.520 The cups for other races is the hose outside. 0.68

01:01:50.820 I'd be way more shameless about my piss cup though.

01:01:52.920 Cause I do,

01:01:53.760 I have,

01:01:54.280 it's known,

01:01:54.840 I've talked,

01:01:55.160 there's been a long time to talk about this.

01:01:56.400 I have pissed on podcasts.

01:01:57.520 I keep a cup within,

01:01:58.900 I mean,

01:01:59.280 I've gotten better bladder control,

01:02:00.800 the longer I podcast,

01:02:02.000 but if I was single, 0.99

01:02:03.100 I would totally just have that in my like fucking, 0.99

01:02:05.900 like up, 0.98

01:02:06.400 like with my other cups and just be like,

01:02:07.720 that's my piss cup. 0.98

01:02:09.220 You are wild. 0.99

01:02:10.820 I'm single and I have a ton of different,

01:02:13.040 I have,

01:02:13.580 I thought he was going to be like,

01:02:14.420 I have a ton of piss cups.

01:02:15.700 No,

01:02:15.960 no,

01:02:16.200 I have zero piss cups.

01:02:17.880 I have great bladder control.

01:02:19.080 Never piss in a cup.

01:02:20.060 Someone goes over,

01:02:20.560 no,

01:02:20.700 no,

01:02:20.880 no,

01:02:20.960 not that cup,

01:02:21.400 not that cup.

01:02:22.040 Nope.

01:02:22.460 I have a whole bunch of different cups.

01:02:24.160 I have a ton of coffee mugs.

01:02:24.620 Unless it's a woman that you think is pretty into it. 1.00

01:02:26.360 You're like,

01:02:26.760 I can guarantee you.

01:02:27.640 Tons of coffee mugs,

01:02:28.620 tons of cups,

01:02:29.180 and I have different alcohol glassware.

01:02:31.200 When I was an alcoholic,

01:02:32.140 I have glassware for every day.

01:02:33.400 Wait,

01:02:33.600 wait,

01:02:33.720 wait.

01:02:33.840 The difference between Clint's home

01:02:36.740 and his silverware and his cups

01:02:38.580 could not be any more different

01:02:41.400 than Toad's situation.

01:02:42.680 I know Toad has like matching gloves

01:02:44.120 and he's a single dude.

01:02:45.500 Nobody's going there.

01:02:46.520 No one's going.

01:02:47.340 I have matching,

01:02:48.080 yeah,

01:02:48.280 like plate wear,

01:02:49.420 yeah.

01:02:49.600 Do people go to your house?

01:02:51.740 Not usually,

01:02:52.380 no.

01:02:52.940 Never.

01:02:53.680 No,

01:02:53.980 exactly.

01:02:54.300 You probably go to your parents' house.

01:02:55.360 This is a wild part.

01:02:56.740 I go to my parents' house a lot.

01:02:58.200 Yeah,

01:02:58.280 and I have better like dishes

01:02:59.940 and silverware and stuff than they do.

01:03:01.480 Here's the other thing is,

01:03:02.620 I forgot about this,

01:03:03.420 and Elizabeth brought this up to me

01:03:04.720 because for Christmas,

01:03:05.960 she got me a Glencairn

01:03:07.120 and she got me a whiskey glass.

01:03:08.840 And I was like,

01:03:10.340 you know Toad has like mad like glasses

01:03:14.380 for every different type of alcohol.

01:03:15.940 I bet you it's Steins,

01:03:17.500 like the nice like German one. 0.97

01:03:18.640 Yes,

01:03:18.860 dude,

01:03:19.400 and I said,

01:03:20.500 he doesn't drink alcohol anymore.

01:03:22.220 And she was like,

01:03:22.940 I was like,

01:03:24.580 I got to blow, 0.99

01:03:25.640 I got to blow your poor minds 0.99

01:03:27.120 one more time. 0.98

01:03:28.160 All right,

01:03:28.380 here we go.

01:03:29.280 I'm not ready for this.

01:03:30.340 My dad,

01:03:31.280 my dad owns the penthouse

01:03:32.900 at the Trump Tower.

01:03:34.220 Like not,

01:03:34.760 not exaggerating.

01:03:35.600 That's exactly what he owns.

01:03:36.300 No, 1.00

01:03:36.320 fuck off, 1.00

01:03:36.960 dude. 1.00

01:03:37.240 I swear to God. 1.00

01:03:38.280 Fuck off. 1.00

01:03:39.180 Oh my God. 1.00

01:03:39.380 So you walk in,

01:03:40.800 you know how Top just described my place?

01:03:43.080 You walk into his place,

01:03:44.700 it's not leaf.

01:03:45.940 It's actual gold everywhere.

01:03:47.800 And then you walk in, 1.00

01:03:49.040 there's a fucking, 1.00

01:03:49.980 there's a front desk valet. 1.00

01:03:50.920 It's basically the same thing.

01:03:52.320 But once you,

01:03:53.520 once you get through the second doors, 0.99

01:03:55.640 there is a full fucking pond 0.99

01:03:57.940 inside of the building. 0.99

01:03:59.600 And it's, 0.99

01:03:59.940 and it's fucking fancy. 0.99

01:04:01.420 Like, 0.99

01:04:01.620 it's like a,

01:04:02.180 it's like a,

01:04:03.040 what's it called? 0.95

01:04:03.620 Infinite ledge or whatever the fuck? 0.98

01:04:05.380 It's like an infinite pool, 0.96

01:04:06.360 but it's like inside. 1.00

01:04:07.740 What the fuck is this? 0.98

01:04:08.960 And then he's got this elevator. 1.00

01:04:10.080 He's up,

01:04:10.460 I can't see the floor,

01:04:11.220 but it's north of 50.

01:04:12.580 I'll say that. 0.99

01:04:13.260 I don't want to fucking dox him. 0.98

01:04:14.380 But, 0.98

01:04:14.800 and then the view,

01:04:16.660 the view is 270 degrees,

01:04:22.420 ocean to,

01:04:23.740 to bay.

01:04:24.760 And the ceilings are twice as high as mine.

01:04:27.460 From the river to the sea.

01:04:28.540 The place is unbelievable. 1.00

01:04:29.980 And he owns that bitch. 1.00

01:04:30.920 He ain't renting like me. 1.00

01:04:32.120 So yeah,

01:04:32.500 he's,

01:04:32.760 he's coming.

01:04:33.140 I want,

01:04:33.600 I want to point out something.

01:04:34.560 I think Clint said something profound earlier with like his ethos in life.

01:04:38.720 And I think if you juxtapose him against Toad,

01:04:41.900 it displays perfectly like what he's getting at.

01:04:45.200 Cause Toad is the inverse.

01:04:46.580 He,

01:04:46.680 he followed the traditional path. 1.00

01:04:48.240 He's fucking slaving away at some fucking gay ass job in Boston. 1.00

01:04:51.640 Hates his life. 1.00

01:04:52.940 Crippling gambling addiction. 1.00

01:04:54.240 All the nice bitch shit that normal dudes don't get till they get married. 1.00

01:04:57.900 Like, 1.00

01:04:58.000 dude,

01:04:58.180 you know what's crazy is he,

01:04:59.200 he dropped his net worth in,

01:05:00.480 uh,

01:05:00.800 in our chat.

01:05:01.320 Never sleeps.

01:05:01.820 Never sleeps.

01:05:02.560 And,

01:05:02.920 and Clint,

01:05:03.280 and Clint was like, 1.00

01:05:03.960 you need to leave your fucking job right now. 0.99

01:05:06.120 What was his net worth? 1.00

01:05:07.780 I'm not going to say it.

01:05:08.940 I'm not going to,

01:05:09.440 I'm not going to say it unless,

01:05:10.360 unless he says it.

01:05:11.800 It's,

01:05:11.960 it's more than enough,

01:05:13.060 more than enough to quit your job and do,

01:05:15.860 and totally,

01:05:16.680 totally reorient your life.

01:05:18.680 A hundred percent.

01:05:19.240 To be fair,

01:05:19.420 I didn't say his net worth.

01:05:20.420 That was something else.

01:05:21.140 But anyway,

01:05:21.600 it's gone.

01:05:22.000 Yes.

01:05:22.240 Anyway,

01:05:22.440 it's,

01:05:23.000 it's,

01:05:23.200 it's,

01:05:24.360 it's,

01:05:24.720 it's a,

01:05:24.880 it's a substantial amount.

01:05:26.440 It's not like Clint's amount,

01:05:27.480 but it's enough to like,

01:05:28.400 that any girl watching this right now ought to be sliding in his DMs. 0.96

01:05:31.480 That's so weird.

01:05:31.640 Yes.

01:05:32.120 Yeah.

01:05:32.720 You know what you're exactly right.

01:05:33.620 And if it's enough that he could quit his job,

01:05:34.960 sell his house,

01:05:35.760 move to the place of his dreams.

01:05:36.600 It's probably like one tenth of Clint.

01:05:38.000 And be able to just chill.

01:05:39.120 He wouldn't even need a job for a good solid long time.

01:05:41.260 I don't have that much.

01:05:42.520 Yeah.

01:05:42.680 That would be a lot.

01:05:44.740 I could have had that much had I kept working,

01:05:46.480 but I didn't want it.

01:05:48.080 So,

01:05:48.280 so I'm,

01:05:48.660 I'm more than one tenth of a,

01:05:50.320 of Clint then. 0.99

01:05:51.000 Holy shit. 0.99

01:05:51.560 All right. 0.99

01:05:52.100 Yeah.

01:05:52.400 That's why.

01:05:52.980 I mean,

01:05:53.180 you're not poor.

01:05:54.380 He literally,

01:05:54.740 he literally drops it in the chat and he goes like,

01:05:56.340 I totally underestimated my 401k by 10 X.

01:05:59.720 That's why I asked.

01:06:00.880 Cause when he said,

01:06:01.360 I underestimated my 401k by 10 X.

01:06:03.120 I was like,

01:06:03.460 Jesus Christ.

01:06:04.120 I had no idea what was in my 401k.

01:06:05.760 It was 10 times more than what I thought it was.

01:06:08.740 I think,

01:06:09.080 I think he's even lying.

01:06:10.060 I think he,

01:06:10.420 he's still low balling what he has.

01:06:12.340 And he's still,

01:06:13.040 and he's like,

01:06:13.480 I feel like he says,

01:06:15.040 I feel like his house,

01:06:16.260 house alone is worth that much.

01:06:17.780 Well,

01:06:17.860 he's,

01:06:18.140 he's probably like,

01:06:18.740 I got this amount and then I got another hundred K.

01:06:20.860 That's,

01:06:21.220 that's rolling on the books right now.

01:06:23.080 Well,

01:06:23.200 you want to net equity in the home.

01:06:26.120 Like my,

01:06:26.740 yeah,

01:06:27.160 like my,

01:06:27.440 my home, 0.98

01:06:28.120 like gross is worth more than I'm not asking for your gross. 0.77

01:06:32.580 And you're reasoning for why women never ask for my gross is because like, 0.86

01:06:35.260 well,

01:06:35.380 that's how I've gotten this money.

01:06:36.900 And you're like,

01:06:37.420 okay,

01:06:37.640 but like what,

01:06:38.180 what is the point of life just to continually make money?

01:06:40.380 Like what the, 0.99

01:06:41.060 what the fuck? 1.00

01:06:42.060 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:43.340 No,

01:06:43.860 he's less than three fifths.

01:06:44.800 He's,

01:06:44.980 he's less than a slave to me.

01:06:47.140 It's just baffling to me how good life's Clint is and how bad toes is when you're talking

01:06:52.240 about these kinds of metrics.

01:06:54.020 I'm like,

01:06:54.340 how is like,

01:06:55.180 it's, 0.98

01:06:55.500 you'd have to try to fuck your life up with this kind of, 0.99

01:06:58.360 these kinds of numbers. 0.98

01:06:59.080 It was actually been here though.

01:07:00.100 So I don't know how bad is my life?

01:07:01.720 No,

01:07:01.900 your life is fine. 1.00

01:07:02.760 It's just that you're miserable. 1.00

01:07:03.860 So your life sucks. 1.00

01:07:05.360 Yes. 1.00

01:07:05.840 Like,

01:07:05.960 you know,

01:07:06.300 you know,

01:07:06.520 you know,

01:07:06.800 that rant good.

01:07:07.520 You live, 1.00

01:07:08.200 you live in a fucking, 1.00

01:07:09.700 a nice town. 1.00

01:07:11.020 You live in a nice place. 1.00

01:07:11.980 You have a nice shit. 1.00

01:07:12.740 You drive a nice car. 1.00

01:07:14.540 Hold on.

01:07:15.540 Like your life is good.

01:07:17.240 Other than the fact that you hate it,

01:07:19.560 you hate all of it.

01:07:20.620 So that's the problem.

01:07:21.740 You remember that rant that Clint went on just,

01:07:23.620 I don't know,

01:07:24.000 15 minutes ago?

01:07:25.180 Like that thing he was directed directly at your toe.

01:07:28.420 He was,

01:07:28.800 he was literally talking to you.

01:07:30.980 Why do you,

01:07:31.360 why do you think I take his lifestyle personally?

01:07:33.800 Yeah.

01:07:34.280 I take his life personally because I'm like,

01:07:35.960 I'm like,

01:07:36.380 I know what,

01:07:37.620 I know what you got and I know what you could do.

01:07:39.580 And I'm like,

01:07:40.080 and I like,

01:07:40.700 I'm living it and it's awesome.

01:07:42.360 So go do it.

01:07:43.640 You know,

01:07:43.880 that's why it's so frustrating.

01:07:44.440 Toad,

01:07:44.740 move to Florida,

01:07:45.500 become Clint's intern.

01:07:47.480 And then that's what you do.

01:07:48.900 And just study.

01:07:49.740 Look,

01:07:50.220 I already retired.

01:07:51.160 I am not,

01:07:51.520 I'm not taking that on.

01:07:52.340 And you know why?

01:07:53.160 Cause it wouldn't be cozy to me.

01:07:54.840 Oh,

01:07:55.340 wow.

01:07:56.860 Would you do it for content?

01:07:58.180 You need the cozy mindset.

01:07:59.420 If,

01:07:59.680 if we told you,

01:08:00.620 if we told you that you wouldn't have to do this show and take a,

01:08:03.640 take up abuse with Luke,

01:08:04.700 if you did something with Toad and made it into content and then you blow up that way,

01:08:09.540 would you then do it?

01:08:11.000 Uh,

01:08:11.440 no.

01:08:11.820 Cause I actually enjoy what I'm doing with Luke.

01:08:13.260 This is easy.

01:08:13.920 This is being unhappy sometimes.

01:08:16.220 I love it.

01:08:17.060 I think,

01:08:17.240 I think it's the,

01:08:17.920 he just seemed mean.

01:08:18.700 This is so,

01:08:19.280 this is so,

01:08:19.720 this is so easy.

01:08:20.180 This,

01:08:20.360 this is Bart,

01:08:21.080 this is Barstool and you're El Presidente and, 0.98

01:08:23.620 and Toad is the thousands of interns he has that he fucking makes content out of. 0.98

01:08:27.640 Bro, 0.99

01:08:27.780 I'd be,

01:08:28.000 that could be you.

01:08:28.780 I'd be down to do that.

01:08:29.720 But like,

01:08:30.120 if I have to live with Toad,

01:08:31.460 the answer is no,

01:08:32.440 no,

01:08:32.620 you don't have to live with Toad.

01:08:33.780 He's just your intern.

01:08:34.660 I didn't say he was your roommate.

01:08:36.040 He's your intern.

01:08:36.580 What do you mean?

01:08:37.060 I work from home. 1.00

01:08:37.800 I don't have a fucking office to go to. 0.99

01:08:39.160 I will replace your blood pillows with non-blood pillows and I will clean your Kratom mugs. 1.00

01:08:44.220 Big bald, 0.99

01:08:44.760 little bald.

01:08:45.660 I'm not,

01:08:46.220 man,

01:08:46.320 you're not.

01:08:46.700 You need to do,

01:08:47.700 it needs to be like the,

01:08:48.880 the movie with,

01:08:49.800 um,

01:08:50.660 what was it?

01:08:51.040 Twins?

01:08:51.800 Um,

01:08:52.660 yeah,

01:08:52.880 that's what it needs to be.

01:08:53.940 It's just twins.

01:08:54.920 Hey,

01:08:55.680 Toad,

01:08:56.300 you got to stop saying,

01:08:57.120 yeah, 1.00

01:08:57.280 it makes my fucking dick go inside my body every single time. 1.00

01:09:00.240 Wait, 1.00

01:09:00.700 Danny DeVito and,

01:09:01.660 and who's the other twin?

01:09:03.040 Some really tall guy?

01:09:04.000 It's,

01:09:04.080 uh,

01:09:04.460 it's,

01:09:04.760 uh,

01:09:05.000 Arnold Schwarzenegger.

01:09:06.100 Arnold Schwarzenegger,

01:09:07.040 yeah.

01:09:07.160 You forgot who I am?

01:09:07.980 Which one,

01:09:08.180 which one of the two am I?

01:09:09.220 I don't know.

01:09:09.940 Wow.

01:09:11.480 Do you have any more mailbag?

01:09:12.660 We usually do three.

01:09:13.540 We usually do three.

01:09:16.700 Uh,

01:09:17.060 it's completely get a new life.

01:09:18.380 You totally could.

01:09:19.200 Uh, 0.96

01:09:19.520 it's retarded, 0.95

01:09:20.140 but let's go. 0.86

01:09:20.700 Yeah.

01:09:20.940 And that was a question about cups.

01:09:22.760 Wild.

01:09:23.380 Yeah.

01:09:23.740 That's where it ended up.

01:09:25.300 Uh,

01:09:25.560 male monkey,

01:09:26.960 35 or whoever he is.

01:09:28.520 I love how it starts. 1.00

01:09:30.700 My fat ass cousin, 1.00

01:09:31.780 who's also a cop in town. 1.00

01:09:34.260 And we'll be drinking and playing board games.

01:09:36.380 What kind of hints could I drop?

01:09:37.940 That would be funny while also subtly degrading to his current profession.

01:09:42.280 Say,

01:09:42.520 say if he's married,

01:09:43.640 say your wife is looking pretty good lately.

01:09:45.580 Doesn't look,

01:09:46.320 uh,

01:09:46.700 your life is looking healthy.

01:09:48.320 She doesn't look bruised at all.

01:09:49.800 What's up with that?

01:09:50.320 It's dropping hints, 0.99

01:09:51.560 not fucking dropping bombs, 0.99

01:09:52.940 dude. 0.99

01:09:53.540 Like, 1.00

01:09:53.820 what the fuck? 1.00

01:09:54.740 It's, 1.00

01:09:55.140 your wife does look beat up, 1.00

01:09:56.500 like,

01:09:56.760 you know,

01:09:57.080 cops,

01:09:57.500 dude,

01:09:57.780 to their wives.

01:09:58.520 Like,

01:09:58.760 no,

01:09:59.000 it's just,

01:09:59.940 drop the hints like that or be like,

01:10:01.380 uh, 1.00

01:10:02.160 damn, 1.00

01:10:02.520 these blacks. 1.00

01:10:03.280 I just would love to shoot one. 1.00

01:10:06.100 You ever just, 1.00

01:10:07.000 ever shot one?

01:10:08.540 You're looking,

01:10:09.300 you're looking like you only had one donut this morning.

01:10:12.540 You're looking pretty good.

01:10:13.940 I'd take him to an animal shelter and be like,

01:10:15.880 man,

01:10:16.460 sometimes these just want to pop a cap in one of these,

01:10:19.580 you know what I mean? 0.97

01:10:21.600 Every now and then I just feel like killing a pig. 0.89

01:10:26.640 That's starting to him. 0.78

01:10:27.620 I thought we were trying,

01:10:28.240 I don't know.

01:10:28.800 You know,

01:10:29.760 it still kind of works.

01:10:30.840 I mean,

01:10:31.040 just like,

01:10:31.560 uh,

01:10:32.380 every time I pick him up to go golfing,

01:10:34.000 I play NWA, 1.00

01:10:34.880 fuck the police. 1.00

01:10:35.960 Yes. 1.00

01:10:37.220 Yeah.

01:10:37.660 You should play a lot of, 1.00

01:10:38.640 a lot of fuck the police music, 1.00

01:10:40.240 any type of thing like that. 1.00

01:10:41.660 Be cooking breakfast for him when he walks in and be like,

01:10:43.900 do I smell bacon right now? 1.00

01:10:45.620 Do you think this guy's a dick or something? 1.00

01:10:47.120 I don't know. 1.00

01:10:47.540 Like,

01:10:47.740 are, 1.00

01:10:48.200 are cops dicks when you hang out with them? 1.00

01:10:50.820 I mean, 0.99

01:10:51.180 I just,

01:10:51.600 some are.

01:10:52.080 Some are.

01:10:52.480 To be completely frank, 0.86

01:10:53.120 I just probably wouldn't even bring it up because it just seems like a dick thing to do.

01:10:55.800 I just wouldn't be friends with him. 0.77

01:10:56.880 It's his cousin.

01:10:58.960 It's his cousin.

01:10:59.860 Well,

01:11:00.060 I wouldn't hang out with my cousin.

01:11:01.440 I don't have to see my cousins.

01:11:02.900 What kind of rule is that?

01:11:04.280 It's wild though.

01:11:05.160 Your cousins,

01:11:06.020 your cousins do change.

01:11:07.160 Like I have a couple that become cops.

01:11:08.560 I'm like, 1.00

01:11:08.780 what the fuck happened to you, 1.00

01:11:09.820 man? 1.00

01:11:10.380 You used to be cool.

01:11:11.160 And then they get like that attitude,

01:11:12.420 like that real,

01:11:13.020 like,

01:11:13.340 there is a cop attitude that definitely,

01:11:15.760 dude,

01:11:16.100 you're,

01:11:16.500 you're a firefighter cousin.

01:11:18.060 Who's like,

01:11:18.820 obviously the,

01:11:19.820 the lead actor from the walking dead.

01:11:21.800 He'll be here in new years. 1.00

01:11:23.120 He is so clearly mentally ill, 0.99

01:11:25.120 but in the funnest way of magic, 0.99

01:11:26.200 John Bernthal.

01:11:27.560 Yeah.

01:11:27.700 Yeah.

01:11:28.020 He looks like exactly like John Bernthal.

01:11:31.440 Yeah. 0.99

01:11:31.680 It's fucking wild. 0.98

01:11:33.220 But like, 0.99

01:11:34.140 I,

01:11:34.420 I wonder if he's the same height.

01:11:36.020 Cause they're both little tiny men.

01:11:37.120 Probably.

01:11:37.620 Punisher.

01:11:37.920 No,

01:11:38.260 Bernthal's taller.

01:11:39.740 Yeah.

01:11:39.860 He looks pretty big.

01:11:41.060 Yeah.

01:11:41.780 He was at my house.

01:11:43.380 He's at my house recently.

01:11:44.400 And he gets up at like seven in the morning.

01:11:45.780 I'm like,

01:11:46.300 I'm already up with the kids.

01:11:47.260 I'm like,

01:11:47.540 what's up,

01:11:48.220 man?

01:11:48.380 What are you doing?

01:11:49.060 And he's already got like his, 0.99

01:11:50.420 his fatigues on and like fucking camo. 0.99

01:11:52.560 Dude, 1.00

01:11:52.840 he doesn't,

01:11:53.580 he's like,

01:11:54.120 I'm going to the back.

01:11:54.720 I'm going to clear the yard for you.

01:11:55.740 And I was like,

01:11:56.080 what do you mean?

01:11:56.400 Clear the yard?

01:11:56.860 He's like,

01:11:57.120 so I'm going to go back there.

01:11:57.980 And he's like slings on a rifle and brings a,

01:12:00.000 brings a trap.

01:12:00.760 I'm like,

01:12:01.080 all right,

01:12:01.640 go ahead,

01:12:02.020 man.

01:12:02.160 Do your thing.

01:12:02.620 I was like,

01:12:03.180 every time,

01:12:04.320 every time we've been with them, 1.00

01:12:05.700 he does shit. 1.00

01:12:06.300 Like he was like, 1.00

01:12:06.820 yeah,

01:12:06.920 this morning I was out just,

01:12:08.140 uh,

01:12:08.840 like,

01:12:09.180 yeah,

01:12:09.320 I think he cleared it too.

01:12:10.220 Whenever that last day,

01:12:11.220 he said something.

01:12:11.800 He was like,

01:12:12.200 yeah,

01:12:13.380 an alligator and skinned it when there was like 50 people in my house in the bathtub of the bathroom.

01:12:18.180 I walk in or no,

01:12:19.100 actually I didn't walk in.

01:12:20.280 I woke up of course.

01:12:21.840 And he goes,

01:12:22.460 and he goes,

01:12:23.040 I,

01:12:23.340 he opens up a cooler as I come down the stairs and he goes, 0.99

01:12:26.040 want to see the fucking gator I got this morning. 0.99

01:12:27.980 I was like, 1.00

01:12:28.380 you're a lunatic. 1.00

01:12:29.440 You know that, 1.00

01:12:29.980 right?

01:12:30.080 Oh,

01:12:30.180 that's right.

01:12:30.560 That's what he was doing.

01:12:31.100 He said he was walking the land.

01:12:32.560 I remember that's what he said.

01:12:34.200 That's what he said.

01:12:35.120 Yeah.

01:12:35.280 He was like,

01:12:35.820 I was walking the land.

01:12:37.480 Dude,

01:12:37.700 he,

01:12:38.160 he walks like,

01:12:39.180 like,

01:12:39.340 like foot in front of foot and like,

01:12:40.960 like the entire perimeter of the land.

01:12:43.060 And he's like looking,

01:12:43.980 he's like,

01:12:44.200 you know,

01:12:44.380 you got some hog tracks back there.

01:12:45.540 I was like,

01:12:46.000 I haven't even been to the back.

01:12:47.580 Like,

01:12:47.820 you know,

01:12:48.020 I'm so busy.

01:12:48.900 I love,

01:12:49.800 I just love the fact that there are men on earth like that.

01:12:52.640 I know it sounds gay to say that,

01:12:53.640 but I'm just being honest. 0.99

01:12:54.340 I love that there are fucking men out there that are just, 0.99

01:12:57.340 because I'm just not built like that. 0.99

01:12:58.720 Like I, 0.97

01:12:58.980 I had a big ass property in San Diego. 0.90

01:13:00.680 I had multiple big ass properties that I, 1.00

01:13:02.340 and I like,

01:13:03.000 I wouldn't.

01:13:03.500 This is Clint is the rich episode.

01:13:07.560 I'm just being honest. 0.99

01:13:08.500 I had a bunch of fucking, 0.99

01:13:09.300 I had, 0.99

01:13:09.620 I had this one property in Escondido,

01:13:10.820 a couple acres.

01:13:11.100 He's the 1%. 0.98

01:13:12.740 Yeah.

01:13:13.080 Yo,

01:13:13.280 I had this,

01:13:13.700 I had this property in Escondido,

01:13:14.820 a couple acres.

01:13:15.660 I never,

01:13:16.740 I never walked the land.

01:13:19.220 I had,

01:13:19.580 I had acres.

01:13:20.380 I,

01:13:20.600 there was portions of it.

01:13:21.500 I never saw this guy was like,

01:13:23.660 he's not,

01:13:23.960 it's not even his life.

01:13:25.400 And he's like,

01:13:26.100 I'm going to go walk the land.

01:13:27.840 And you know why?

01:13:28.520 Because I want to see if there's any prey that I see. 1.00

01:13:30.760 Does he get mad pussy? 1.00

01:13:31.660 Or is this, 1.00

01:13:32.300 is he like so focused? 0.78

01:13:33.500 On like killing hogs. 1.00

01:13:34.440 That he just doesn't even like pussy doesn't even. 1.00

01:13:36.500 I think, 1.00

01:13:36.880 no,

01:13:37.020 I think he does.

01:13:37.960 I think he gets like,

01:13:38.900 he hunts all over the place.

01:13:40.680 Yeah, 1.00

01:13:40.800 I think he does get a lot of pussy. 1.00

01:13:42.160 I would fuck that dude for sure. 1.00

01:13:43.780 Yeah. 1.00

01:13:44.140 If you,

01:13:44.720 if you met him, 0.98

01:13:45.340 like hit the testosterone coming off of him would immediately, 0.95

01:13:48.280 could impregnate.

01:13:49.200 Well, 0.99

01:13:49.380 he's just the type of dude that you know fucks right. 0.97

01:13:51.620 You know what I'm saying? 0.97

01:13:52.280 Oh, 1.00

01:13:52.460 he gorilla fucks. 1.00

01:13:53.700 Actually, 1.00

01:13:54.100 no,

01:13:54.300 it's something different because I can't, 0.99

01:13:56.160 I don't think that him and Jose can fuck the same. 0.98

01:13:58.740 They're just not. 0.99

01:13:59.200 No,

01:13:59.420 no,

01:13:59.600 he's more sensual.

01:14:00.380 I can tell.

01:14:01.220 No.

01:14:02.120 What?

01:14:02.600 No,

01:14:02.820 I was saying he's more savage.

01:14:03.300 I think he has like a combo.

01:14:04.740 Like he has a savage and his sensual side.

01:14:06.180 Yeah,

01:14:06.280 he's got the give and the take.

01:14:07.260 Yep.

01:14:07.480 Yeah,

01:14:07.680 give take.

01:14:08.260 He,

01:14:08.380 he,

01:14:08.620 he oscillates between the two.

01:14:10.180 He's really the full pack.

01:14:11.160 And you want to know how he got like that?

01:14:12.880 It's really crazy.

01:14:13.920 He wasn't like this.

01:14:14.580 Brain damage?

01:14:15.500 I think so.

01:14:16.660 So what happened is.

01:14:18.180 I knew it right away.

01:14:19.340 This actually,

01:14:19.840 this is my origin story of racism.

01:14:21.500 So everybody buckle up here. 0.99

01:14:22.840 Let me fucking put, 0.98

01:14:23.620 put a little bookmark right there. 0.99

01:14:25.000 Yeah.

01:14:25.360 When he was like 13,

01:14:27.380 we,

01:14:27.680 we hang out all the time.

01:14:28.640 Like he'd be at my house.

01:14:29.460 I'll hang out with him.

01:14:30.300 We'll go somewhere.

01:14:33.300 Up Mermaid,

01:14:34.160 which is like a main vein Avenue of Coney Island. 0.97

01:14:37.280 Some black dudes just run up on him. 1.00

01:14:39.220 Give us your shit. 1.00

01:14:40.040 He gives it to them. 1.00

01:14:40.820 They pistol whip him anyway.

01:14:42.240 Put him in the hospital with like,

01:14:43.940 like really bad. 0.99

01:14:44.860 Like they were talking about like putting him into a coma or some shit. 0.96

01:14:47.900 It was, 0.99

01:14:48.080 it was bad.

01:14:48.900 And it was like right away.

01:14:50.000 I was like,

01:14:50.360 mama,

01:14:50.660 why would, 0.99

01:14:51.420 why would the black people do this? 1.00

01:14:52.900 And then she was like, 0.98

01:14:53.640 oh,

01:14:53.960 you'll learn when you're older.

01:14:55.260 And then I started putting it together.

01:14:56.480 I was like,

01:14:56.620 they're awful. 1.00

01:14:57.220 They're fucking, 1.00

01:14:57.960 can't stand them to church. 1.00

01:14:59.220 They're animals. 0.71

01:15:00.300 They're animals.

01:15:01.240 Yeah.

01:15:01.600 So his parents basically took,

01:15:03.300 them and they were like,

01:15:04.160 they can't keep them here.

01:15:05.320 So they sent them to Florida.

01:15:06.800 And that was like,

01:15:08.180 you know,

01:15:08.500 from then,

01:15:09.180 I became Florida man with like,

01:15:11.700 like Roseanne,

01:15:12.880 like,

01:15:13.200 you know, 0.99

01:15:13.480 like mental damage and just fucking went full, 1.00

01:15:16.760 full bore into it. 1.00

01:15:18.080 Dude,

01:15:18.320 dude,

01:15:18.520 he learned to walk the land first when he was in New York city though.

01:15:21.900 And he was like,

01:15:22.340 I see black people tracks back here. 0.98

01:15:24.180 Walking the land. 0.91

01:15:24.800 There's swishers on the ground and the Hennessy bottles.

01:15:30.900 I see water,

01:15:33.360 watermelons.

01:15:34.400 He's like,

01:15:35.580 silent,

01:15:36.240 silent.

01:15:36.880 I hear,

01:15:37.280 I hear a basketball in the distance.

01:15:40.020 Every quiet.

01:15:40.980 I hear quiet.

01:15:41.880 Is there a movie theater nearby?

01:15:42.820 Because I hear some talking.

01:15:44.940 Look at this. 0.98

01:15:45.560 Black people. 0.99

01:15:46.100 Do you hear that chirp? 0.99

01:15:46.620 Do you hear that chirp?

01:15:47.500 Hey Raven,

01:15:49.320 go to bed, 1.00

01:15:50.160 bitch. 1.00

01:15:50.840 Dude, 1.00

01:15:51.180 he is like,

01:15:52.680 it was crazy because he also is probably one of the highest people I've ever met too.

01:15:56.860 He is constantly hitting a weed vape or just smoking weed in general. 0.99

01:16:00.960 And he's still like lightning focused on like fucking, 1.00

01:16:05.240 it's crazy. 1.00

01:16:06.000 I would, 1.00

01:16:06.460 I would hate to see him when he's sober because he must be just fucking. 0.99

01:16:10.220 I don't know. 0.98

01:16:10.940 What's awesome about him too.

01:16:11.920 He was the one that was supposed to edit our first ever live podcast and he's never done anything with the footage.

01:16:17.400 In almost two years.

01:16:18.740 We have raw 4k footage of all of us.

01:16:21.800 When he does edit that,

01:16:23.580 it's going to be the best edit you've ever seen.

01:16:25.900 For him to sit down in front of a computer and do this, 0.89

01:16:29.600 like he probably like locks in and he'll be there fucking 12 hours. 0.98

01:16:33.580 If you don't understand, 0.97

01:16:34.300 this is what he hasn't.

01:16:35.440 I bet you he hasn't even been home since he's just been hunting.

01:16:38.760 This is the,

01:16:39.160 this is the type of guy for the,

01:16:40.200 for the chat and anybody watching this is the type of guy that what you see doing the,

01:16:43.960 uh,

01:16:44.180 the helicopter with the minigun shooting at boars that are,

01:16:46.820 that's him.

01:16:47.680 That's what he would,

01:16:48.420 that's what he does.

01:16:49.140 But he is the helicopter.

01:16:50.640 Yeah. 1.00

01:16:53.960 He's the fucking minigun. 1.00

01:16:55.300 Like they just, 1.00

01:16:55.980 he spit bullets out.

01:16:57.500 But no,

01:16:57.920 I don't know why I'm turning this guy into some mythological creature, 0.99

01:17:00.440 but it's fucking dude. 1.00

01:17:01.320 It's crazy. 1.00

01:17:01.720 He showed us the videos of him hunting boar and he's like,

01:17:04.500 yeah,

01:17:04.700 he was like,

01:17:05.680 he literally was just like,

01:17:06.640 here it is.

01:17:07.100 And he's like,

01:17:07.520 and like,

01:17:07.920 here's the dogs that I,

01:17:08.940 he had the dogs there that he was training to hunt boar.

01:17:12.020 Yeah.

01:17:12.500 And then we,

01:17:13.120 and then we ate some of that boar.

01:17:14.660 It was awesome.

01:17:16.220 He doesn't have internet.

01:17:17.600 He just trains his two dogs to hunt boar.

01:17:20.600 He's got chickens and then kills the occasional,

01:17:23.240 whatever rolls by his yard.

01:17:24.940 Now,

01:17:25.160 I mean,

01:17:25.780 the guy is living.

01:17:27.100 And he starts to rescue,

01:17:28.000 right?

01:17:28.300 Including women. 1.00

01:17:28.640 I bet you he doesn't have any fucking cups in his house. 1.00

01:17:31.140 No. 0.99

01:17:32.300 No,

01:17:32.460 the only ones are the ones that he fashioned out of a,

01:17:34.680 uh,

01:17:34.920 the,

01:17:35.120 the tusk of a,

01:17:36.460 of a boar.

01:17:37.320 Like he killed it.

01:17:38.040 He hauled it out.

01:17:38.560 And that's his,

01:17:39.180 yeah,

01:17:39.820 he drinks out of the skulls of his fallen foes.

01:17:42.500 He's got blood pillows,

01:17:43.820 but it's all just full of the blood of his enemies.

01:17:46.220 Dude,

01:17:46.540 it's crazy.

01:17:47.600 He's,

01:17:48.140 I love talking to him too.

01:17:49.660 Cause he's just like,

01:17:50.380 he'll just,

01:17:51.060 it's crazy.

01:17:51.680 He actually reminds me of John Barenthal in that way too.

01:17:53.880 Cause if you've ever heard of his podcast, 0.76

01:17:55.580 it's really fucking interesting. 0.51

01:17:56.440 If this dude did a podcast, 0.99

01:17:57.700 it'd be fucking gold right away. 0.98

01:17:59.240 Did he? 0.98

01:17:59.520 He's got to get internet.

01:18:00.680 Yeah.

01:18:01.000 No internet.

01:18:01.540 That's it.

01:18:02.280 See,

01:18:02.560 I bet you,

01:18:03.000 I bet you.

01:18:03.160 Better than other cuts that came on,

01:18:04.660 uh,

01:18:07.000 if he starts a podcast,

01:18:09.260 this podcast needs to be called walk the land or walk.

01:18:11.920 I bet you walk the land is a great,

01:18:13.620 yeah,

01:18:13.780 the best,

01:18:14.280 the best podcasters on earth have never been heard from because they are just

01:18:17.620 walking the land.

01:18:18.840 And the problem is that there's,

01:18:20.180 these guys don't want to hear about my hot cousin. 1.00

01:18:21.900 Fuck you. 1.00

01:18:22.580 Wow. 1.00

01:18:23.160 Super sexy.

01:18:23.960 Wow,

01:18:24.220 bro.

01:18:24.360 All right.

01:18:25.300 Meanwhile,

01:18:25.860 so this,

01:18:26.320 this guy,

01:18:26.800 when he's at top's house,

01:18:27.720 he walks the land.

01:18:28.700 He's looking for bore.

01:18:29.780 I mean,

01:18:30.060 while I go out and get on the trampoline and jump in the morning.

01:18:33.780 And that's what I'm doing.

01:18:34.960 So at the same time,

01:18:36.200 I'm jumping on a trampoline at eight o'clock in the morning.

01:18:38.540 He's finished up his walk looking for alligators.

01:18:41.000 See,

01:18:41.280 that's,

01:18:41.520 that's the,

01:18:42.040 this is why,

01:18:42.400 this is why I love Cole so much because he's the,

01:18:44.380 he's the other specimen of man that I can't relate to.

01:18:47.300 That is just pure joy.

01:18:49.360 24,

01:18:49.860 seven, 1.00

01:18:50.160 just like ecstatic about the stupidest shit. 1.00

01:18:52.420 And just literally, 1.00

01:18:53.800 literally as a,

01:18:54.520 as a 30 something year old dude or 24, 1.00

01:18:56.940 whatever the fuck you are, 1.00

01:18:57.860 he will see, 1.00

01:18:58.500 he will see a trampoline and he'll just go proud.

01:19:01.340 He'll just go,

01:19:02.080 just jump for an hour by himself.

01:19:04.040 Doesn't copy. 1.00

01:19:04.540 You've seen his dick. 1.00

01:19:05.540 I know you have. 1.00

01:19:06.600 Yeah.

01:19:07.340 Yeah.

01:19:07.880 What's up?

01:19:08.800 Oh,

01:19:08.980 me?

01:19:09.400 Oh boy.

01:19:10.820 It has to be a hammer.

01:19:11.520 I don't remember.

01:19:12.420 If we,

01:19:13.020 if,

01:19:13.480 if I did see it,

01:19:14.480 we were very young.

01:19:15.160 I don't remember.

01:19:15.760 Dude,

01:19:15.880 I imagine him walking the land naked.

01:19:17.760 Like,

01:19:18.880 he probably does do that.

01:19:20.400 Yeah.

01:19:20.620 There's two totally different aspects of autism.

01:19:22.720 He's wearing the war paint.

01:19:23.620 And then,

01:19:23.980 and then where is,

01:19:24.740 and Toad's somewhere on that spectrum too of autism.

01:19:26.740 Like it's,

01:19:27.120 he's the crippling autism. 0.63

01:19:28.920 Y'all are like the joyous hunter autism. 0.93

01:19:31.020 That's true.

01:19:31.500 It's,

01:19:31.860 it's like a,

01:19:32.460 it's like a,

01:19:33.140 um,

01:19:33.760 like the political,

01:19:34.400 um,

01:19:35.960 compass,

01:19:36.600 but it's for autism.

01:19:37.500 There's like,

01:19:37.900 it needs,

01:19:38.280 we need to have a autism compass because that,

01:19:40.900 that we,

01:19:41.180 and then put us on it.

01:19:42.100 Cause that'd be perfect.

01:19:42.680 That's a good idea.

01:19:43.500 We have to,

01:19:43.980 we have to decide on what the axes are.

01:19:46.240 Well,

01:19:46.600 it's like horseshoe theory,

01:19:47.700 but it might be like trains,

01:19:49.540 guns,

01:19:50.220 uh,

01:19:51.120 wait,

01:19:55.240 no,

01:19:55.440 I can do this.

01:19:56.160 Trains,

01:19:56.680 guns,

01:19:57.360 trains,

01:19:58.020 guns,

01:19:58.380 dinosaur, 1.00

01:19:58.840 pussy. 1.00

01:19:59.600 Toad is trains, 1.00

01:20:00.700 no pussy, 1.00

01:20:01.180 like bottom left. 1.00

01:20:02.100 Yo,

01:20:02.560 yes,

01:20:02.960 trains,

01:20:03.260 yes. 0.99

01:20:03.500 And then pussy, 1.00

01:20:04.080 no pussy, 1.00

01:20:04.840 trains, 0.99

01:20:05.560 dinosaurs.

01:20:06.820 Toad,

01:20:07.120 do you have a train set?

01:20:07.940 I don't.

01:20:09.460 You just,

01:20:10.060 you just call me Sheldon Cooper.

01:20:11.660 I better not be that guy.

01:20:12.660 It,

01:20:12.960 it definitely is.

01:20:14.120 It's either like trains or guns, 1.00

01:20:16.020 pussy, 1.00

01:20:16.300 no pussy. 1.00

01:20:17.220 And, 0.99

01:20:17.640 uh,

01:20:18.240 and dinosaurs face farting,

01:20:19.840 please.

01:20:21.060 Oh yeah.

01:20:21.580 That's great.

01:20:22.660 Oh,

01:20:23.020 Toad is.

01:20:23.500 Yeah.

01:20:24.520 It's totally producing.

01:20:25.680 This is,

01:20:26.000 this is going to be a problem guys.

01:20:26.940 So behind the scenes chat,

01:20:28.620 we don't have a producer right now.

01:20:30.240 He's,

01:20:30.540 he's there,

01:20:31.300 but we don't have one.

01:20:33.620 So I don't know if he's there or if he isn't there.

01:20:35.640 All right.

01:20:35.900 You've got it.

01:20:36.340 So I see it down there.

01:20:37.300 Pull it up.

01:20:39.920 Pull it up.

01:20:41.220 Vamp about the con.

01:20:42.140 Oh,

01:20:42.280 there we go.

01:20:42.660 There we go.

01:20:43.960 So,

01:20:44.140 so this is,

01:20:44.620 uh,

01:20:45.100 this is me and Elizabeth.

01:20:46.700 Yeah.

01:20:47.000 I was already like,

01:20:48.260 honestly,

01:20:51.000 honestly, 0.99

01:20:51.320 I would not be surprised if she does shit like this and you love it. 1.00

01:20:54.320 Go ahead. 1.00

01:20:54.960 Oh yeah.

01:20:55.580 Yeah.

01:20:57.120 Oh,

01:20:57.520 I don't understand the fart sniffing.

01:21:07.840 Isn't that how you get,

01:21:09.480 yo,

01:21:09.740 yo,

01:21:09.980 he opened his mouth. 0.89

01:21:10.900 They just let her rip right in his mouth. 1.00

01:21:12.340 Isn't this how you get pink eye? 0.73

01:21:14.780 Like,

01:21:15.020 isn't this like the,

01:21:16.020 the definition of pink eye?

01:21:18.460 No,

01:21:18.640 she's wearing a mask.

01:21:19.440 It's fine.

01:21:20.420 What's, 1.00

01:21:20.880 what's remarkable about it is how much gas this bitch has. 1.00

01:21:23.540 Do you hear it? 1.00

01:21:25.340 Just,

01:21:25.900 do you think,

01:21:29.360 now here's the thing.

01:21:29.960 Another one out.

01:21:31.380 She's like,

01:21:31.940 I'm getting another one out of there.

01:21:33.200 You're holding back on me, 1.00

01:21:34.220 bitch. 1.00

01:21:36.220 Do you think, 1.00

01:21:37.200 if,

01:21:37.420 if this was like,

01:21:38.360 if this was queefs,

01:21:39.540 would you be down with it?

01:21:40.580 No.

01:21:41.140 No.

01:21:41.540 No. 1.00

01:21:41.760 I want to know how many times this bitch is shit in her husband's mouth. 1.00

01:21:44.200 Cause I bet you it's happened. 1.00

01:21:46.040 I just don't understand.

01:21:47.260 Is it,

01:21:47.720 are queefs hotter than, 1.00

01:21:48.540 than farts?

01:21:49.360 Yes.

01:21:49.720 Good question.

01:21:50.420 Queefs are like funny.

01:21:51.480 Like,

01:21:51.600 it's like, 1.00

01:21:51.880 if you're fucking your queefs and you're like, 1.00

01:21:53.720 you have to like, 1.00

01:21:54.580 put a mental block of like,

01:21:55.620 don't laugh at the queefs. 0.99

01:21:56.240 Yes,

01:21:56.540 that's true.

01:21:57.060 You can ruin sex whenever,

01:21:58.280 whenever you're doing it, 0.99

01:21:59.040 doing doggy style,

01:22:00.000 you pull out and she starts like,

01:22:01.100 and you have to be like,

01:22:02.900 don't say anything.

01:22:04.420 No, 1.00

01:22:04.860 as long as your dick is what, 1.00

01:22:06.260 what forced the air in there, 1.00

01:22:07.720 then it's totally endearing.

01:22:09.060 If she's just walking around queefing, 1.00

01:22:11.020 uh,

01:22:11.500 you got to divorce her immediately.

01:22:13.420 Yeah.

01:22:14.040 Yeah.

01:22:14.360 If it's more than like a once in a very long while,

01:22:17.380 I don't want to hear your,

01:22:18.480 uh,

01:22:18.680 your comment on this.

01:22:21.520 She laughs.

01:22:22.120 Yes,

01:22:22.380 she does laugh at the queefs. 0.98

01:22:24.100 Dude,

01:22:24.300 I'm not going to have some chick who's just out there queefing everywhere, 1.00

01:22:27.060 queefing it all over the place.

01:22:28.520 I don't even think you understand the concept of queefing completely.

01:22:32.620 When do you,

01:22:33.300 when do you think queefing occurs?

01:22:34.740 Toad,

01:22:35.020 tell us.

01:22:38.740 probably,

01:22:40.480 probably when you,

01:22:41.220 uh,

01:22:41.980 this is amazing.

01:22:43.820 I love this.

01:22:44.420 Go ahead.

01:22:45.040 Just wait,

01:22:45.660 when you've taken too much.

01:22:46.620 So what does a queef period of time?

01:22:48.780 Oh,

01:22:49.040 he's just stealing my answer.

01:22:50.360 No,

01:22:50.800 but honestly,

01:22:51.460 it's not even the true answer. 0.99

01:22:52.660 It's like when you take too much dick in a short period of time, 0.97

01:22:54.780 that's not even the answer. 0.99

01:22:56.220 Yeah.

01:22:56.520 I mean,

01:22:56.920 it's more about like just forcing the air in there.

01:22:58.640 And like,

01:22:58.820 I think the question is,

01:23:00.600 is it hot? 1.00

01:23:01.460 Wouldn't you've created like a vacuum in the vagina? 1.00

01:23:05.200 Yeah. 1.00

01:23:05.800 Oh wait,

01:23:06.220 is he really telling go,

01:23:07.100 you don't know what a queef is?

01:23:08.620 And then the air has to be released.

01:23:10.200 Yeah,

01:23:10.340 I know what it is.

01:23:11.280 It's not necessarily creating a vacuum.

01:23:13.640 No,

01:23:14.060 I mean,

01:23:14.300 I mean, 0.99

01:23:14.840 I'm fucking messing with you. 0.99

01:23:16.460 If there's air in there, 0.99

01:23:17.440 that means it's not a vacuum.

01:23:19.420 Are you messing with us?

01:23:20.320 I like this because it feels like an inquisition.

01:23:23.600 Tell us what a queef is, 1.00

01:23:24.600 you fucking homo. 1.00

01:23:26.300 A pussy farce. 1.00

01:23:27.980 There you go. 0.99

01:23:28.460 Yes.

01:23:28.840 How does it get there?

01:23:30.040 How does it get there?

01:23:30.780 I'm trying to think of what answer would make you laugh the most.

01:23:37.300 Where are the queefs going? 1.00

01:23:37.760 No,

01:23:38.080 just give us the,

01:23:38.960 whatever answer you say will make us laugh.

01:23:41.060 Because if it's true,

01:23:42.180 who is?

01:23:42.860 I already gave you that answer.

01:23:46.260 Yeah, 0.52

01:23:46.640 what do boobs feel like? 1.00

01:23:48.820 Dude, 0.67

01:23:49.280 I was concerned that Josie wasn't here tonight.

01:23:51.300 I'm glad to see she is.

01:23:51.960 Dude,

01:23:52.320 so,

01:23:52.640 is that her?

01:23:53.000 Now,

01:23:53.500 the fart sniffing though, 0.53

01:23:55.060 the fart sniffing, 0.61

01:23:57.160 it is like, 1.00

01:23:59.040 I can see just a dude just liking like to be close to their girl's ass. 1.00

01:24:03.180 Just not necessarily, 1.00

01:24:03.960 not farting, 1.00

01:24:04.500 just like being like kissing their ass or whatever, 1.00

01:24:06.880 even eating ass, 1.00

01:24:07.920 whatever. 0.99

01:24:08.720 But I think once it starts farting,

01:24:10.560 you have to be,

01:24:11.300 I mean,

01:24:12.180 that's the line.

01:24:12.820 Like the first,

01:24:13.620 like when you see the video and don't realize what's going on,

01:24:15.360 you're like,

01:24:16.080 okay,

01:24:16.560 or like,

01:24:16.880 yeah,

01:24:17.020 hell yeah, 1.00

01:24:17.320 that ass, 1.00

01:24:17.840 I'm going to eat that up. 1.00

01:24:18.540 And then you hear the fart and you're like, 1.00

01:24:19.620 what the fuck? 0.99

01:24:20.760 And obviously, 1.00

01:24:22.160 she is clothed because usually they do this naked, 0.99

01:24:25.460 butt ass naked. 0.99

01:24:26.800 And like, 1.00

01:24:27.240 and he's just,

01:24:27.860 he's just fart. 0.89

01:24:28.500 And honestly, 1.00

01:24:29.040 I'd rather a girl shit on my, 1.00

01:24:30.180 I would rather a girl shit on my chest than fart in my face. 1.00

01:24:33.780 I'm gonna put that out there. 1.00

01:24:35.480 Yeah,

01:24:35.860 that guy's so into it.

01:24:36.840 I'm surprised that she was wearing pants. 1.00

01:24:38.980 I'd rather her shit on, 1.00

01:24:40.120 on my, 1.00

01:24:40.640 I don't know.

01:24:41.520 Either way. 0.99

01:24:42.420 I thought through the logistics of someone shitting in your chest and like how gross that'd be. 0.99

01:24:46.420 And I actually, 0.99

01:24:46.880 I'd rather than fart in my face.

01:24:47.720 This is not,

01:24:48.220 this is not an exaggeration.

01:24:49.520 Yeah.

01:24:49.740 I've lived with,

01:24:50.220 I've lived with three girls,

01:24:52.160 two for five years and one for,

01:24:54.000 and one for two years.

01:24:55.740 And,

01:24:56.180 and,

01:24:56.540 and only,

01:24:57.720 only one of them did I ever hear fart ever.

01:25:01.040 The other two that I lived with for a total of seven years combined,

01:25:04.460 never heard a fart.

01:25:05.680 Seven years.

01:25:06.640 Was it?

01:25:06.960 That's because they silently fart.

01:25:08.360 That's true.

01:25:09.300 They're very lady.

01:25:10.000 Never heard my wife fart.

01:25:11.240 Never.

01:25:11.700 I mean,

01:25:11.960 there's been times where I'm like,

01:25:12.800 I swear you farted.

01:25:13.780 I swear.

01:25:14.420 And she'll like,

01:25:14.780 but,

01:25:14.960 but she will convince me and be like,

01:25:16.580 what do you know?

01:25:17.500 I didn't fart.

01:25:18.380 Like,

01:25:18.780 but,

01:25:19.360 but it'll be like where I'm like on the other side of the house.

01:25:21.160 And I'm like,

01:25:21.500 I hear a noise. 1.00

01:25:22.120 I'm not saying I want her to shit on my chest. 1.00

01:25:24.640 I'm just saying I would rather a shit on my chest than a fart in the face. 1.00

01:25:28.060 Who knew, 1.00

01:25:28.400 who knew that fucking retard ass JC that says hi to everybody would actually be funny. 1.00

01:25:32.500 That's amazing. 1.00

01:25:34.420 Rubbing off on him.

01:25:35.320 Would never have known.

01:25:37.500 I don't know.

01:25:38.180 I just don't know about that whole thing.

01:25:39.380 Cause I know after like,

01:25:41.040 after like a woman farts, 1.00

01:25:42.640 like then there's like a, 1.00

01:25:43.680 the butthole stinks. 0.99

01:25:45.400 So it's like then guys smell, 1.00

01:25:46.800 cause it's not just a fart that he's smelling. 0.65

01:25:49.000 He's smelling the grease and she's like, 1.00

01:25:51.120 and the shit's up in her asshole. 1.00

01:25:53.500 She's pushing it out. 1.00

01:25:54.640 Yeah.

01:25:54.860 It's honestly,

01:25:55.640 honestly,

01:25:55.920 you know how,

01:25:56.600 how Cole was saying, 1.00

01:25:57.380 I'd rather have her shit on my chest than fart in my face. 1.00

01:25:59.620 The answer to either is immediate, 1.00

01:26:02.240 immediate divorce failing.

01:26:04.100 Like I'm,

01:26:04.840 if I hear you fart, 1.00

01:26:06.100 if you shit on me, 1.00

01:26:07.360 if you fart in my face, 1.00

01:26:08.620 if I know that you have bowel movements, 0.98

01:26:11.200 it's over. 1.00

01:26:12.020 This is just rich people shit. 1.00

01:26:13.220 What he's talking about. 1.00

01:26:13.960 Like when we're talking about other things,

01:26:15.880 this is why,

01:26:16.520 this is why the divorce rate is 50% Tyler. 1.00

01:26:19.000 Uh,

01:26:19.360 it's because rich people,

01:26:20.240 they hear their wife fart and they're like, 1.00

01:26:22.060 fuck it. 1.00

01:26:22.480 Half my shit. 1.00

01:26:23.020 Take it, 1.00

01:26:23.580 get the fuck out of here. 1.00

01:26:25.240 Like if my wife was flagrantly farting, 1.00

01:26:27.220 I'd be upset,

01:26:27.880 but honestly,

01:26:28.420 I'm more,

01:26:28.840 I'm more irritated at this point that she,

01:26:32.140 that I've never heard her fart.

01:26:33.200 Like,

01:26:33.360 how are you not comfortable enough to me to like,

01:26:35.200 just accidentally fart?

01:26:36.440 Like you were that on lock.

01:26:37.980 You know what it is?

01:26:38.860 Never.

01:26:39.180 It's respect.

01:26:40.400 That's what it is.

01:26:41.040 I guess.

01:26:41.400 Yeah.

01:26:42.000 Yeah.

01:26:42.240 She respects me.

01:26:43.160 You don't,

01:26:43.520 you don't ever want your wife to be so comfortable that she farts around you. 0.99

01:26:46.240 Not true.

01:26:46.600 I think your wife fears you.

01:26:48.460 I don't know.

01:26:48.900 Does she respect you?

01:26:50.240 Or does she fear you?

01:26:51.560 I mean, 0.99

01:26:51.780 you probably beat the fuck out of her though, 0.98

01:26:53.100 right? 0.99

01:26:53.640 But then,

01:26:54.080 of course,

01:26:54.400 you ever hit your wife Jose?

01:26:56.860 I've never hit her.

01:26:57.420 You ever hit her?

01:26:58.420 No.

01:26:58.740 You ever give her like a good show? 0.67

01:26:59.780 But you ball up a fist and you go, 1.00

01:27:00.700 what bitch? 1.00

01:27:01.540 I mean, 1.00

01:27:01.860 at times I'd be like, 1.00

01:27:02.680 you know I could fuck you up, 1.00

01:27:03.880 right? 1.00

01:27:05.080 Is there such a thing as fear farting though?

01:27:07.200 If she fears you too much,

01:27:08.500 she gets gas and then fear farts?

01:27:10.180 Is that a thing?

01:27:11.500 Fear farts.

01:27:12.260 Well, 1.00

01:27:12.640 you better be courageous bitch, 1.00

01:27:13.700 because otherwise we're getting divorced. 1.00

01:27:14.880 Clint gets mad when his girl sweats. 0.99

01:27:17.860 No,

01:27:18.280 seriously,

01:27:18.680 if a girl sweats, 1.00

01:27:19.360 disgusting. 0.99

01:27:20.460 Dude, 1.00

01:27:20.760 fuck out. 1.00

01:27:21.340 And honestly though, 1.00

01:27:22.060 does this guy just get off from the farts?

01:27:23.940 Or does he like,

01:27:24.620 is this what gets him in the mood?

01:27:25.700 Does this get her in the mood? 0.94

01:27:27.280 I'm confused at what the dynamic is here.

01:27:29.800 He is clearly in the mood.

01:27:31.360 Are you saying hi?

01:27:32.300 But is this getting her in the mood?

01:27:34.360 Because it doesn't matter if he's like,

01:27:36.440 I don't care.

01:27:37.020 It's just,

01:27:37.720 it's miraculous that you can find two people 1.00

01:27:39.860 with such a sick fucking fetish 1.00

01:27:41.320 and they somehow find each other. 1.00

01:27:43.240 Like that's amazing to me.

01:27:44.240 That needs to be,

01:27:44.880 we need to have an app for that.

01:27:46.060 It's just like,

01:27:46.540 you put your fetish out there.

01:27:47.900 If I were to ask that,

01:27:49.060 she'd be like, 1.00

01:27:49.620 nigga, 1.00

01:27:49.840 are you out of your fucking mind? 1.00

01:27:51.800 I'm absolutely not going to fart in your face. 1.00

01:27:53.740 A dozen times in 30 seconds.

01:27:55.940 And we're going to record it

01:27:57.160 and put it on the internet.

01:27:58.100 Because we're a poor,

01:27:58.900 we're going to ruin our minds.

01:28:00.060 The recording part is the,

01:28:01.160 we're making that app.

01:28:02.080 Yes, we are.

01:28:02.660 Fetish finder.

01:28:03.360 The recording part is crazy,

01:28:04.780 but I think Clint,

01:28:05.620 you're not,

01:28:06.200 the next level of rich

01:28:07.380 is that rich of where you go like,

01:28:09.040 I have a fetish,

01:28:09.940 I don't care what happens, 0.77

01:28:10.780 I'm paying for it

01:28:11.500 and I'm getting it done.

01:28:12.080 You know why I'm not at that level?

01:28:13.920 Because I'm happy.

01:28:15.340 You're happy.

01:28:16.340 You're happy.

01:28:17.100 I'm being dead serious.

01:28:18.560 The reason all those, 1.00

01:28:19.500 all those like Wall Street CEOs and shit, 1.00

01:28:22.140 they all get their fucking, 1.00

01:28:23.500 you have shit in your cups, Clint? 1.00

01:28:24.760 Stop it. 1.00

01:28:25.160 Yeah, so what up?

01:28:26.060 Whatever.

01:28:26.320 It's my wife.

01:28:27.540 But the reason those Wall Street CEOs 0.99

01:28:29.600 are getting their balls stomped on 1.00

01:28:31.460 by dominatrixes and shit 1.00

01:28:32.660 is because they are miserable. 1.00

01:28:34.840 They are so unhappy. 0.94

01:28:36.680 It's the only thing that makes them feel alive 1.00

01:28:38.280 is to get their fucking nuts kicked in 1.00

01:28:39.940 by some dominatrix bitch. 1.00

01:28:41.680 It's terrible. 1.00

01:28:42.260 It's because they spend

01:28:43.460 like most of their life

01:28:44.440 being the dominant ones

01:28:45.640 so then they need to be the sub 0.96

01:28:47.320 at some point.

01:28:48.360 Yeah, well that's the rationale 0.98

01:28:49.800 but it's also because they're miserable. 0.56

01:28:52.140 So what gets you off then, Toad? 0.95

01:28:55.020 His hand.

01:28:57.940 Just breast milk? 0.95

01:28:59.060 Like I'm trying to figure out

01:29:00.020 like what is it,

01:29:00.680 there's something about the sustenance

01:29:01.920 that like...

01:29:03.020 Dude, I saw breast milk.

01:29:04.940 It's got to be straight from the source.

01:29:07.020 Dude, I saw a Reddit thread today

01:29:08.380 about a guy,

01:29:08.980 a guy was saying like in college,

01:29:10.740 like he met,

01:29:11.580 I think it was his friend,

01:29:12.960 I think he became,

01:29:13.860 she became his girlfriend

01:29:14.600 but she had started 0.98

01:29:16.160 just massaging her breast 0.61

01:29:17.380 for like 15 minutes a day

01:29:18.660 and she started lactating

01:29:19.960 because of it

01:29:20.540 and she was just like... 1.00

01:29:21.600 Oh, who's this shit? 1.00

01:29:22.120 Can I remember? 1.00

01:29:24.620 And he was saying like,

01:29:27.120 at one point she was like,

01:29:28.260 I have all this milk

01:29:29.100 but I don't,

01:29:29.620 I just throw it away

01:29:30.340 because I just use it 1.00

01:29:31.780 to get my tits bigger. 1.00

01:29:32.960 I just heard that 1.00

01:29:33.400 if you like massage your breast, 1.00

01:29:34.720 your tits get bigger 1.00

01:29:35.520 and so, 1.00

01:29:36.420 and he was like,

01:29:37.300 she was like joking around one time

01:29:38.900 like he was drunk

01:29:39.640 and she was like,

01:29:40.180 you should try it

01:29:40.760 and he tried it

01:29:41.320 and he loved it

01:29:41.940 and from then on

01:29:42.980 like she just gave him his,

01:29:45.640 her milk

01:29:46.040 like all the time.

01:29:46.880 She was like,

01:29:47.220 I just,

01:29:47.520 I have no use for it

01:29:48.320 and he's like, 1.00

01:29:48.600 I just been drinking that shit 1.00

01:29:49.280 all the time 1.00

01:29:49.620 and I was like, 0.99

01:29:50.240 that is fucking wild. 1.00

01:29:52.420 Was he jacked? 1.00

01:29:54.020 It was just a Reddit thread.

01:29:55.720 It was just like,

01:29:56.120 it was just like a guy

01:29:57.020 on Reddit just talking about. 1.00

01:29:58.240 I bet that shit, 1.00

01:29:58.840 I bet that shit's like 1.00

01:29:59.520 the ultimate creatine. 1.00

01:30:01.440 Did anybody just catch?

01:30:02.320 You bring it to the gym

01:30:03.180 like this is my shake right here.

01:30:04.840 Did you guys just catch Toad?

01:30:05.860 He tried to get that joke in,

01:30:07.060 got cut off by Clinton.

01:30:08.180 He goes,

01:30:08.360 yeah.

01:30:09.140 And then gets it in right after.

01:30:11.320 Yo,

01:30:11.640 that's so much better

01:30:12.320 than the stutter though.

01:30:13.320 I like that.

01:30:13.960 That's better.

01:30:14.340 It's fascinating.

01:30:15.120 He's like,

01:30:15.360 cool guy.

01:30:16.500 Yeah.

01:30:17.240 And he's like,

01:30:17.740 all right,

01:30:17.940 they're going to let me go now.

01:30:18.880 Yo, Toad, 0.72

01:30:19.400 have you ever subscribed

01:30:20.600 to breast, 0.54

01:30:22.700 like getting breast milk

01:30:23.960 from somebody

01:30:24.420 because I was watching

01:30:25.180 a documentary

01:30:25.760 of people that do that

01:30:27.260 and it's never the people

01:30:28.760 that you think

01:30:29.380 would be doing it

01:30:30.080 just like regular people

01:30:31.040 buying breast milk.

01:30:33.360 I have not done that.

01:30:34.780 It's not the,

01:30:35.600 it's not the milk

01:30:36.720 on its own.

01:30:39.600 What do you mean?

01:30:40.200 Oh,

01:30:40.340 it needs to be connected

01:30:41.200 to the titty,

01:30:41.960 you're saying.

01:30:42.820 Correct.

01:30:43.680 Do you know where

01:30:44.320 the breast milk comes from 0.91

01:30:45.300 on the titty?

01:30:46.000 Do you know where

01:30:46.360 it actually is released?

01:30:47.540 Do you know where 1.00

01:30:50.320 the fucking breast milk 1.00

01:30:51.060 comes from? 1.00

01:30:51.860 The nipple?

01:30:52.780 What are you asking?

01:30:53.480 No,

01:30:53.820 that's not where

01:30:54.300 it comes from.

01:30:55.380 It's unbelievable.

01:30:56.920 Have you seen

01:30:57.500 how it comes out?

01:30:58.860 Yeah. 1.00

01:30:59.220 Like a fucking, 1.00

01:30:59.580 like a crazy, 1.00

01:31:01.000 like the, 0.97

01:31:01.340 I don't know how

01:31:02.220 to describe it.

01:31:03.240 No,

01:31:03.660 it's not straight.

01:31:04.580 It's like a sprinkler.

01:31:05.960 It like comes everywhere. 1.00

01:31:07.700 It comes out like your dick 1.00

01:31:08.540 when you have like 1.00

01:31:09.180 dried cum in it. 0.96

01:31:10.120 You can squeeze in a way 0.99

01:31:10.560 that it does stream.

01:31:11.440 Yeah,

01:31:11.660 I guess so.

01:31:12.400 It just kind of pools out

01:31:13.600 if you just kind of like

01:31:14.520 let it,

01:31:15.160 you know what I mean? 0.99

01:31:15.500 It's the weirdest shit 0.99

01:31:16.680 ever. 0.99

01:31:17.540 It looks like sweat

01:31:18.760 dripping from your forehead

01:31:19.920 like when it comes out 0.99

01:31:20.960 of the nipple like that.

01:31:22.200 Yeah,

01:31:22.300 it's weird.

01:31:22.720 If it just comes out

01:31:23.400 like that way.

01:31:23.980 Fascinating.

01:31:24.400 Because it's not coming

01:31:24.600 out of like one singular point.

01:31:26.360 It's almost like a,

01:31:27.000 it's almost like a sponge

01:31:27.900 with like,

01:31:30.640 it's liquids coming through

01:31:31.640 multiple holes.

01:31:32.420 It's kind of like a sprinkler

01:31:33.620 where it just sprays

01:31:34.720 in all different directions.

01:31:35.940 Isn't that kind of

01:31:36.760 what it's like?

01:31:37.660 No,

01:31:38.100 it's not,

01:31:38.480 it's not like that

01:31:39.060 because it does spray

01:31:40.060 out of the nipple. 0.97

01:31:41.000 You can get it to shoot, 0.99

01:31:42.300 but around the nipple, 0.98

01:31:43.540 it just comes out.

01:31:44.720 It just comes out.

01:31:45.320 Yeah.

01:31:46.240 Dude,

01:31:46.440 I'm just pissed,

01:31:47.400 man, 0.65

01:31:47.540 because Milk Porn Tube

01:31:49.580 now is like,

01:31:51.160 it doesn't let you

01:31:51.860 ad block anymore,

01:31:52.680 so you gotta watch 1.00

01:31:53.220 all these fucking ads. 1.00

01:31:55.700 It's probably like 1.00

01:31:56.540 a fucking porn virus. 1.00

01:31:57.980 He is the only person 1.00

01:31:59.820 in the world

01:32:00.420 that has this issue.

01:32:03.480 Is that really a website?

01:32:04.800 I'm looking to see

01:32:05.380 if that's a website.

01:32:05.880 Milk Porn Tube

01:32:07.800 doesn't allow ad blockers.

01:32:10.080 It's like the New York Times.

01:32:12.240 It's like Toad,

01:32:12.880 Toad can't,

01:32:13.880 he can't wait

01:32:14.480 the five seconds

01:32:15.280 to hit like,

01:32:17.380 play.

01:32:18.100 He's like,

01:32:18.460 he's like, 1.00

01:32:19.620 fuck, 1.00

01:32:19.940 fuck. 1.00

01:32:20.280 I gotta see the milkers. 1.00

01:32:21.640 I gotta see the milkers.

01:32:23.000 And the ads

01:32:24.160 are like all ads

01:32:25.060 for this like,

01:32:25.820 like virtual reality, 1.00

01:32:27.480 like porn shit. 1.00

01:32:28.400 And it's, 1.00

01:32:28.820 it's like,

01:32:29.960 I wanted to,

01:32:31.580 I wanted to mention this.

01:32:32.460 I,

01:32:32.580 do you guys hear about

01:32:34.140 how there was

01:32:35.040 like actual articles

01:32:36.900 that were being written

01:32:37.480 about how there was

01:32:38.560 porn sites

01:32:39.200 and they were showing 1.00

01:32:40.040 like tranny and gay porn 1.00

01:32:41.700 to straight men 1.00

01:32:42.380 and it was some Jewish dude

01:32:44.140 that ran it.

01:32:44.560 I figured,

01:32:44.900 I knew Top would know

01:32:45.620 about this. 1.00

01:32:46.140 Of course it's Jewish shit, 1.00

01:32:46.940 yeah. 1.00

01:32:47.520 Yeah. 1.00

01:32:48.200 It's Neppelin shit. 1.00

01:32:49.680 But, 1.00

01:32:49.900 but anyways,

01:32:50.600 they were,

01:32:51.040 they were like,

01:32:52.040 they think that they're trying

01:32:53.360 because like these dudes,

01:32:54.500 they watch so much,

01:32:55.500 they're like such coomers 1.00

01:32:56.420 that they're,

01:32:57.220 they get exhausted

01:32:57.860 by regular porn.

01:32:59.060 They need something else.

01:32:59.960 So the ads

01:33:00.880 that they run

01:33:01.520 on regular porn

01:33:02.580 for like the five

01:33:03.180 or ten seconds

01:33:03.720 before the porn video starts 0.50

01:33:05.020 will be like a dude 1.00

01:33:06.160 jerking off 0.99

01:33:06.840 and then it like,

01:33:07.640 it just converts

01:33:08.440 because they're sitting there

01:33:09.220 with their, 1.00

01:33:09.580 their dick in their hand 1.00

01:33:10.380 and they're like, 1.00

01:33:10.800 they're like ready to go

01:33:11.920 and they're watching 0.99

01:33:12.420 some dude jerk off 1.00

01:33:13.360 and it fucks their brain up 1.00

01:33:14.260 and makes them gay. 1.00

01:33:16.220 Which by the way, 0.96

01:33:17.020 if that happens, 1.00

01:33:17.560 you're gay nigga. 1.00

01:33:18.180 You just, 1.00

01:33:18.560 yeah.

01:33:19.320 What's this?

01:33:20.080 I don't,

01:33:20.780 there's no way

01:33:21.740 if I'm like, 0.99

01:33:22.600 if I'm jerking off 0.99

01:33:23.440 and I just see a dude 1.00

01:33:24.360 jerking off as well 0.99

01:33:25.100 that I'm gonna be like,

01:33:25.760 ooh.

01:33:26.020 You're like,

01:33:26.360 light switch. 1.00

01:33:27.000 I like dick now. 1.00

01:33:28.000 No, 1.00

01:33:28.200 it's like,

01:33:32.580 it would have already happened.

01:33:35.260 Like,

01:33:35.360 you know,

01:33:35.520 when you see,

01:33:36.000 like you don't realize

01:33:36.960 that it's a dude right away

01:33:38.400 and you're just like 0.99

01:33:38.900 looking at the tits 1.00

01:33:39.720 and you're like, 0.98

01:33:40.140 yeah,

01:33:40.360 I'm liking this

01:33:41.020 and then all of a sudden 1.00

01:33:41.580 they have a dick, 1.00

01:33:42.540 you know, 1.00

01:33:42.680 just become gay. 1.00

01:33:43.780 You go, 1.00

01:33:44.000 oh shit, 1.00

01:33:44.560 no, 1.00

01:33:44.820 like I wish I didn't

01:33:45.760 come right there.

01:33:47.020 This is actually a good point

01:33:48.380 to bring this up here.

01:33:49.380 The ex-gay through Jesus Christ 1.00

01:33:51.440 and I kind of like asked

01:33:52.560 in the chat

01:33:53.080 a couple days ago,

01:33:53.960 I was like,

01:33:54.660 is it,

01:33:55.280 is it, 0.90

01:33:55.880 can you ever not be gay 0.98

01:33:57.880 once you, 0.97

01:33:59.380 I think this is a better

01:34:00.200 question for you.

01:34:01.140 He's delivered.

01:34:01.540 Is that Nick Ashley?

01:34:03.240 I am delivered. 0.89

01:34:05.260 I'm not gay no more. 0.96

01:34:07.320 I am delivered. 0.95

01:34:08.920 I like women. 1.00

01:34:12.300 In a spiritual,

01:34:13.860 in a religious aspect,

01:34:15.500 the answer would be,

01:34:16.280 this is,

01:34:16.700 this is,

01:34:18.160 whoa,

01:34:18.560 Laney. 1.00

01:34:19.000 You fucked dudes? 1.00

01:34:19.680 Wow. 1.00

01:34:20.400 Damn, Laney. 1.00

01:34:21.980 Do you fuck dudes 1.00

01:34:22.720 yes or no, Laney? 1.00

01:34:24.120 No,

01:34:24.680 he was lying.

01:34:25.800 She was lying. 1.00

01:34:26.680 She didn't just fuck a dude, 1.00

01:34:28.080 she fucked dudes. 1.00

01:34:29.420 Dudes. 1.00

01:34:30.640 Every guy,

01:34:31.540 I always say she

01:34:32.540 because Laney is a female name, 0.69

01:34:34.040 but it's he, 1.00

01:34:34.640 he fucked dudes. 1.00

01:34:36.060 Wow. 1.00

01:34:36.220 When are you coming on the show,

01:34:37.380 Laney?

01:34:37.860 Like,

01:34:38.060 I really,

01:34:38.500 I'm just curious.

01:34:40.320 I stopped two years ago.

01:34:42.220 She was like,

01:34:42.720 dude asked too much for me.

01:34:45.500 Why'd you stop?

01:34:46.700 So,

01:34:47.000 Laney,

01:34:47.520 that's a good question for you.

01:34:48.180 Are you delivered? 0.99

01:34:49.400 Do you think you're still gay? 0.99

01:34:50.100 We have reached the 0.54

01:34:51.140 talking to Laney portion

01:34:52.160 of Tower Gang.

01:34:54.060 It's like when you realize

01:34:55.740 you have a problem.

01:34:56.780 It's the weekly segment

01:34:58.340 of talking to Laney

01:34:59.340 in our graphic

01:35:00.000 for talking to Laney.

01:35:01.460 It's like becoming sober. 0.86

01:35:03.140 Talking trannies 1.00

01:35:03.940 is what he needs to be called.

01:35:06.280 It's like you realize

01:35:07.660 you have a problem there.

01:35:08.660 You're like,

01:35:08.960 man,

01:35:09.200 I'm just,

01:35:09.760 I'm having too much 0.95

01:35:11.080 of the gay. 0.98

01:35:11.900 By the way, 0.93

01:35:12.500 Laney said something

01:35:13.380 so funny in a thread.

01:35:15.980 We were talking about autism

01:35:17.140 and he goes,

01:35:19.560 something to the effect

01:35:20.160 of like, 0.98

01:35:20.420 I still walk on the balls

01:35:21.540 of my feet

01:35:22.160 because that's like,

01:35:22.820 that's my variation

01:35:23.660 of autism

01:35:24.220 and I was like,

01:35:24.880 that makes perfect 0.98

01:35:25.920 fucking sense. 0.99

01:35:26.780 This big jacked Asian dude 1.00

01:35:28.420 who becomes like some,

01:35:29.900 I don't know,

01:35:30.540 femdom, 1.00

01:35:31.240 whatever the fuck he is, 1.00

01:35:32.320 fucks a bunch of dudes, 1.00

01:35:33.400 now walks around 1.00

01:35:34.300 on the balls of her feet.

01:35:35.140 I am delivered

01:35:35.780 in a relationship. 0.75

01:35:37.860 I'm not gay no more. 0.91

01:35:40.320 I am delivered. 0.93

01:35:41.900 I'm new in town.

01:35:43.640 Laney's actually

01:35:44.080 the best guy.

01:35:45.080 That's the best

01:35:45.660 John Mulaney joke.

01:35:46.960 But doesn't it make

01:35:47.700 perfect sense

01:35:48.120 that the person

01:35:48.840 who's putting together

01:35:49.380 these incredible edits

01:35:50.400 for us,

01:35:51.160 walks around 0.98

01:35:51.520 on the balls

01:35:51.880 of their feet

01:35:52.340 like tippy toes?

01:35:53.440 It's amazing.

01:35:55.060 We wouldn't have it

01:35:55.920 any other way.

01:35:56.820 But it's like,

01:35:57.580 the question still

01:35:58.480 does remain.

01:35:59.140 So you're delivered,

01:35:59.920 that's fine.

01:36:00.640 But like,

01:36:01.180 religiously,

01:36:01.760 they'd be like,

01:36:02.140 yes,

01:36:02.620 Christ has healed you

01:36:03.460 in your heart, 0.77

01:36:04.100 you're no longer gay. 1.00

01:36:05.440 But your butthole 1.00

01:36:06.980 is still loose 1.00

01:36:08.300 from taking dick. 0.99

01:36:10.260 I mean, 1.00

01:36:10.500 giving dick is different. 1.00

01:36:10.900 Not if they're a top. 1.00

01:36:11.940 Not if they're a top.

01:36:13.180 That's true.

01:36:13.600 That's why I think

01:36:14.080 Laney is less gay now 0.94

01:36:15.460 if you're just 1.00

01:36:16.040 fucking the dudes. 0.99

01:36:17.220 Oh no, 1.00

01:36:17.960 never mind.

01:36:19.040 Oh my God.

01:36:19.400 Wow, Laney.

01:36:22.280 No wonder you walk around

01:36:23.380 on your tiptoes,

01:36:24.120 huh?

01:36:26.580 Bro,

01:36:27.220 just...

01:36:27.740 Instinctually trying to 1.00

01:36:28.400 get away from the dick. 0.99

01:36:30.040 It's preventing 1.00

01:36:30.620 me by making edits.

01:36:32.220 That is the craziest...

01:36:33.520 I don't think

01:36:33.940 if I ever was a bottom,

01:36:35.460 I would never say

01:36:36.540 I was.

01:36:36.880 I would always be like,

01:36:38.120 yeah.

01:36:38.200 Bad respect, dude.

01:36:38.940 Bad respect.

01:36:39.280 Total top, dude.

01:36:41.020 Man,

01:36:41.520 this dude's just

01:36:42.000 walking around

01:36:42.560 like you saw 0.99

01:36:42.980 the dick pass. 0.99

01:36:43.460 Ladies just 1.00

01:36:43.860 fucking lie to us. 1.00

01:36:45.320 No, no, 1.00

01:36:45.880 I love it.

01:36:46.660 It's so base

01:36:47.620 to just be like 0.98

01:36:48.440 some jacked Asian dude 1.00

01:36:49.960 and become some...

01:36:50.540 Dude, it was so funny

01:36:51.380 because...

01:36:52.240 He was a power bond. 1.00

01:36:53.700 It's just the best shit ever. 1.00

01:36:56.300 I forgot that... 1.00

01:36:57.020 I didn't realize

01:36:57.540 that tiptoes,

01:36:58.320 like just walking

01:36:58.860 on your tiptoes

01:36:59.200 was an autism thing

01:37:00.100 and so I remember

01:37:01.280 that like this family

01:37:03.360 in my church,

01:37:04.300 they had like eight kids

01:37:05.300 or whatever

01:37:05.600 and they all walked

01:37:06.740 on their tiptoes.

01:37:07.340 These were the most

01:37:07.720 autistic-looking children

01:37:08.300 and I thought their mom

01:37:09.400 was teaching them that

01:37:10.180 and so literally

01:37:11.000 like a few months ago,

01:37:12.380 I was talking to my mom

01:37:13.180 about my son walking.

01:37:14.700 I was like,

01:37:14.880 yeah,

01:37:15.000 I'll just teach him

01:37:15.620 to walk on his tiptoes.

01:37:18.180 Game of Rages

01:37:18.800 is that I walk

01:37:19.480 on my tippy toes.

01:37:20.360 Half our audience

01:37:21.180 walks on their tiptoes.

01:37:22.320 I walk on my tiptoes

01:37:25.180 so much

01:37:25.600 that my calves

01:37:26.140 develop such that

01:37:27.840 I no longer

01:37:28.480 comfortably walk normally.

01:37:30.300 Why?

01:37:30.900 Apparently, though,

01:37:32.040 it is better 0.98

01:37:32.620 to walk on the balls

01:37:34.240 of your feet like that.

01:37:35.380 It does like...

01:37:36.180 It is better for you.

01:37:37.120 It's crazy to me

01:37:37.820 that Toad doesn't,

01:37:39.200 you know?

01:37:40.340 No, he has the penguin.

01:37:41.500 He walks...

01:37:42.260 I mean,

01:37:42.620 he walks...

01:37:43.620 It's just weird.

01:37:44.500 Toad probably has like...

01:37:45.860 Toad probably has 1.00

01:37:46.480 flat fucking feet. 1.00

01:37:47.840 Like just like 0.99

01:37:48.240 not even any kind of arch

01:37:49.300 just flat.

01:37:50.220 Yeah, yeah.

01:37:50.840 I feel like Toad

01:37:51.420 does the opposite.

01:37:51.880 Toad walks on his heels

01:37:52.880 probably.

01:37:53.580 No, not on my heels.

01:37:55.780 Like a penguin.

01:37:57.720 Toad is pretty close...

01:37:59.640 Top is pretty close

01:38:00.480 to correct...

01:38:00.780 Yeah, I am a hobbit.

01:38:01.700 Top is pretty close

01:38:02.580 to correct because...

01:38:04.320 Well, like my feet 0.99

01:38:06.900 are completely fucked 0.99

01:38:07.860 because like to try 0.99

01:38:09.100 to like get my step

01:38:09.980 count or whatever

01:38:10.500 like Top,

01:38:11.200 you saw what I was

01:38:11.780 doing at your house

01:38:12.420 that time

01:38:12.860 where I was pacing

01:38:13.380 around the room.

01:38:14.320 I do that at home

01:38:16.480 all the time.

01:38:17.500 The entire chat

01:38:18.940 is saying they walk

01:38:19.580 on the tiptoes.

01:38:19.860 I'm not lying.

01:38:20.320 The entire chat

01:38:20.900 is going like...

01:38:22.040 They're all saying it.

01:38:24.600 And I have hardwood floors

01:38:26.540 and I'm walking around.

01:38:27.520 I became like flat footed

01:38:28.900 because I'm like 1.00

01:38:29.440 fuck, I have to like... 0.99

01:38:30.360 And I'm a really 1.00

01:38:30.880 angry walker.

01:38:32.380 Like I walk like

01:38:33.200 suicidally almost.

01:38:34.760 I'm walking like

01:38:35.380 really aggressively.

01:38:36.200 like really hard.

01:38:37.600 Like trying to get

01:38:38.140 all the steps.

01:38:38.580 I still do that.

01:38:39.300 I'm doing it on this

01:38:40.080 flat hardwood surface.

01:38:41.980 It's totally wrecked

01:38:43.120 my feet, dude. 0.99

01:38:43.800 My feet are so fucked. 0.99

01:38:44.080 I just want to say 0.99

01:38:44.580 I do... 1.00

01:38:45.000 So fucked. 1.00

01:38:45.860 I still will... 1.00

01:38:47.500 And I think I've

01:38:47.940 said this before.

01:38:48.600 I still will look

01:38:49.640 at the tiles on the floor

01:38:51.080 and the lines

01:38:53.040 in a parking lot

01:38:53.780 and I can't step

01:38:54.760 on the line

01:38:55.260 and I have to step

01:38:56.220 inside the tiles

01:38:57.700 and walking...

01:38:58.200 Step on a crack, 0.99

01:38:58.920 break your mother's leg. 0.99

01:38:59.420 Clint, do you have 0.99

01:39:00.080 this kind of autism too?

01:39:01.660 Because Clint definitely

01:39:02.300 has autism.

01:39:03.080 And it's also like

01:39:03.860 I do diagonal.

01:39:05.040 I can't walk...

01:39:05.500 It's not like walking

01:39:06.100 a straight line

01:39:06.760 on the tiles.

01:39:07.580 I have to walk like...

01:39:08.780 There's two tiles

01:39:09.580 and they're like this.

01:39:10.780 So I have to walk

01:39:11.460 like that too.

01:39:11.940 Yeah, that's called

01:39:12.760 bishop walking.

01:39:13.880 So Clint has the autism

01:39:14.900 where he can't understand

01:39:16.420 like read the room.

01:39:18.240 What...

01:39:18.600 Do you have any

01:39:19.720 of these other

01:39:20.360 kind of things, Clint?

01:39:22.260 Wait, do you think

01:39:23.240 that I can't read the room

01:39:24.080 or I just don't kill as much?

01:39:25.180 It literally means

01:39:25.420 like the room 1.00

01:39:26.100 like shit's on the wall. 0.99

01:39:26.780 Oh, I can't read the wall. 1.00

01:39:28.860 He's like,

01:39:29.460 I haven't seen this.

01:39:30.540 It wasn't a social thing.

01:39:32.200 You're literally blind.

01:39:33.080 Yeah, you're literally.

01:39:34.060 Like I am wall blind

01:39:35.660 but like I can read the room.

01:39:38.620 Do I have other autism?

01:39:40.100 I remember when my mom

01:39:41.200 and my stepdad got divorced

01:39:42.240 I was very...

01:39:43.500 For like a year

01:39:44.440 I was...

01:39:45.080 I had an issue

01:39:45.760 with like stepping on cracks

01:39:47.140 when I would walk.

01:39:49.080 I still do that.

01:39:50.340 Like an issue

01:39:50.860 like I couldn't do it?

01:39:52.280 Like you freak out?

01:39:53.000 I was very concerned

01:39:55.000 because I convinced myself...

01:39:56.500 Like basically

01:39:57.180 when you feel out of control

01:39:58.320 you try to take control 1.00

01:39:59.160 with some OCD shit 1.00

01:40:00.180 so you're like 1.00

01:40:00.720 I can control this

01:40:02.340 so this will make me feel better.

01:40:03.960 I don't know. 1.00

01:40:04.360 It's stupid 0.99

01:40:04.680 but I got over it. 0.99

01:40:05.980 So that's the extent

01:40:06.720 of my autism.

01:40:07.260 He beat autism.

01:40:08.700 Yeah.

01:40:09.900 I got it.

01:40:10.580 I got it. 1.00

01:40:11.120 I beat that bitch's ass. 1.00

01:40:12.120 I'm delivered. 1.00

01:40:13.320 I'm delivered

01:40:14.080 from autism.

01:40:16.120 It's so...

01:40:18.060 Oh my god.

01:40:18.860 And I've told this before

01:40:19.820 where I do the laser eyes.

01:40:21.420 I don't know if anybody else

01:40:21.920 in the chat does laser eyes

01:40:23.040 when they're driving.

01:40:24.300 I still do that.

01:40:25.060 Please tell people real quick

01:40:26.000 what that is

01:40:26.400 because I'm sure

01:40:26.800 some of our audiences know.

01:40:27.900 I remember you talking about this.

01:40:29.420 Whenever I'm driving

01:40:30.240 or in a passenger seat of a car

01:40:31.940 I will look out

01:40:33.280 and it's not just...

01:40:34.080 I don't like staring.

01:40:34.760 It's just...

01:40:35.140 It's passive

01:40:36.340 where I'm just looking outside

01:40:37.980 like this

01:40:38.440 and I'm just thinking of lasers

01:40:39.840 coming out of my eyes 0.66

01:40:40.560 and cutting everything I see.

01:40:42.080 Dude, those are the demons.

01:40:43.400 Those are the...

01:40:43.800 So we spoke with Jerry Marzinski.

01:40:45.480 It's the intrusive thoughts.

01:40:46.160 What are you talking about?

01:40:46.680 The intrusive thoughts.

01:40:48.240 Yeah, dude.

01:40:48.840 No, it's crazy.

01:40:49.500 So this guy Marzinski says...

01:40:50.860 In me?

01:40:52.280 He's a licensed psychotherapist.

01:40:54.080 I have his book over here. 0.99

01:40:55.180 Cole's got some goofy-ass 0.96

01:40:56.340 harmless demons in him. 0.97

01:40:59.820 He says that like...

01:41:00.720 Even his demons are fun. 1.00

01:41:03.440 We pick up like fucking voices. 1.00

01:41:06.200 Like none of our thoughts 1.00

01:41:06.840 are our own

01:41:07.400 and just like the voices

01:41:08.620 that we pick up.

01:41:09.880 So like those intrusive thoughts

01:41:11.520 are literally demons

01:41:12.420 and your demons 0.98

01:41:13.120 are just goofing around 0.98

01:41:14.100 with you, man.

01:41:14.780 No, it's just...

01:41:15.480 It's not even intrusive thought.

01:41:16.600 It's just like me just thinking...

01:41:17.760 I'm just like,

01:41:18.220 oh, what if I had...

01:41:19.000 What if I was like...

01:41:19.860 You just have your funsies, bro.

01:41:20.380 If I was Cyclops

01:41:21.360 from like the X-Men.

01:41:23.980 Like that's what I think about.

01:41:24.840 I'm just like...

01:41:25.440 Just...

01:41:26.120 I would see trees.

01:41:27.860 I'm just like

01:41:28.140 just cutting off

01:41:28.760 all the tops of trees.

01:41:29.960 Gone.

01:41:32.940 Cole's demons

01:41:33.500 donated a lot of plasma.

01:41:36.000 It's just...

01:41:36.800 Cole's demon be like

01:41:37.760 have that threesome. 0.98

01:41:39.900 Who cares? 0.98

01:41:40.960 Cole's demon be like...

01:41:42.300 Cole's demon be like... 1.00

01:41:43.100 Yo, this crying bitch 1.00

01:41:44.760 is going to blow you. 1.00

01:41:45.380 Take all your clothes off.

01:41:52.140 And he's like...

01:41:52.860 He's like,

01:41:53.220 yeah, take it off.

01:41:54.080 Take it off.

01:41:54.460 Cole's demon be like...

01:41:55.880 Yeah, that red-headed baby 1.00

01:41:56.580 is totally yours.

01:41:57.520 100%.

01:41:57.960 Cole's demon be like...

01:42:02.080 Yeah, give those dogs 1.00

01:42:02.820 fucking antifreeze. 1.00

01:42:03.620 Who cares? 1.00

01:42:03.960 Whatever.

01:42:04.300 It'll be fine.

01:42:06.500 Cole's demon be like...

01:42:07.400 Those dogs look thirsty.

01:42:08.240 Oh, God.

01:42:08.800 I'm demon-possessed. 1.00

01:42:09.660 Holy shit. 1.00

01:42:10.980 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:42:11.720 I think the demons 1.00

01:42:12.300 are just misunderstood

01:42:13.120 at this point now.

01:42:14.160 But I don't have any water.

01:42:15.380 And Cole's demon be like,

01:42:16.260 yo, you got something.

01:42:16.960 Does anybody else,

01:42:17.860 at least in the chat,

01:42:18.660 have the laser eyes thing?

01:42:19.980 Because I have seen

01:42:20.640 else on the internet

01:42:21.400 of people talking about this.

01:42:22.180 What I've realized

01:42:22.700 about our chat

01:42:23.160 is they just lie. 1.00

01:42:24.300 Just fucking go! 1.00

01:42:25.480 Yes, thank you. 0.99

01:42:26.780 Whatever we say,

01:42:27.760 though,

01:42:27.920 I walk on my tiptoes

01:42:29.160 and I take my clothes off

01:42:30.120 when I get blown

01:42:30.680 and yeah, sure you do.

01:42:32.500 Cole's demon be like,

01:42:33.320 yeah, shove that razor handle 0.98

01:42:35.160 up your pocket.

01:42:36.940 Cole's demon be like,

01:42:38.120 donate that plasma

01:42:39.140 and blow it on Taco Bell. 0.63

01:42:41.680 Every time.

01:42:43.840 Every time. 1.00

01:42:45.320 Every fucking time. 0.99

01:42:47.240 Cole holds it up 1.00

01:42:48.140 $25 worth of Taco Bell.

01:42:49.720 Cole's demon be like,

01:42:50.920 sure, Toad's joking off

01:42:51.780 in the corner,

01:42:52.200 but you still got to finish. 1.00

01:42:57.780 Goddamn, bro. 0.99

01:42:58.660 Dude, yes. 0.99

01:43:00.060 It's not even...

01:43:01.000 I don't even...

01:43:01.640 So he's like,

01:43:02.020 it does only catch the natural things

01:43:03.060 off the road.

01:43:03.440 Like, it bisects a sign

01:43:04.340 nailed to a tree.

01:43:05.120 The sign is undenaged.

01:43:06.340 Yes.

01:43:07.140 Wow, that's autistic. 0.96

01:43:08.840 It's only like trees... 1.00

01:43:11.020 Only organic shit? 0.99

01:43:12.540 Yeah, it's not necessarily like... 0.99

01:43:14.540 How...

01:43:14.840 It would be like...

01:43:16.440 Yes, and while in the car.

01:43:19.880 That's the other thing.

01:43:20.440 It's in a car.

01:43:21.080 I don't do this like

01:43:21.940 walking around

01:43:22.520 thinking about, 0.99

01:43:23.020 oh, I'm just fucking... 0.98

01:43:23.720 No, it's only in a car 0.97

01:43:24.520 because I think of just

01:43:25.500 driving along

01:43:26.140 and just like...

01:43:27.180 You know how Rogan

01:43:28.360 talks about the DMT realm

01:43:30.040 and how some of the elves

01:43:30.900 will be like,

01:43:31.300 they'll play tricks 1.00

01:43:31.920 and they'll be playful and shit? 0.99

01:43:33.040 Like, I think you're like, 0.99

01:43:34.060 that's what you're dealing with.

01:43:35.460 You have the playful

01:43:36.280 machine elves 1.00

01:43:37.400 that are fucking with you. 1.00

01:43:38.380 No, now the other... 1.00

01:43:38.960 Now, Will,

01:43:39.460 there's a caveat to this.

01:43:40.680 Light poles.

01:43:41.600 I do think of light poles

01:43:42.740 as just like...

01:43:43.920 The light poles are nefarious.

01:43:47.420 No, what I'll say is

01:43:48.780 because I think of them...

01:43:50.240 I imagine like,

01:43:51.340 you know,

01:43:51.680 like when you hit a light pole

01:43:52.680 in like a GTA game 0.99

01:43:53.660 and it just like fucking goes like 0.99

01:43:54.900 boink 0.98

01:43:55.220 and it just like falls down?

01:43:56.460 That's what I think of.

01:43:57.240 I think like cutting it

01:43:57.980 and it just goes...

01:43:59.040 And it just falls down funnily.

01:44:01.220 That's the only reason I do that.

01:44:02.700 Can you cut people?

01:44:03.400 When you're thinking it,

01:44:04.020 do you enjoy it?

01:44:04.600 Oh, and tires on cars.

01:44:06.300 I think of just like

01:44:07.180 just cutting the tires off of cars.

01:44:08.940 I don't know. 1.00

01:44:09.960 It's wild shit. 1.00

01:44:10.920 I don't know why. 1.00

01:44:12.020 And I'm not lying.

01:44:12.740 It's every time.

01:44:13.580 If I'm in the...

01:44:14.060 When Todd picks us up

01:44:15.320 from the airport,

01:44:16.280 that's what I was thinking about.

01:44:19.780 Imagine screaming children

01:44:21.200 in the carnage that ensues.

01:44:23.560 Elizabeth,

01:44:24.320 my son will be screaming 0.51

01:44:25.740 like bloody murder

01:44:27.500 in the car

01:44:28.100 and I'm just like...

01:44:29.240 And then just like...

01:44:30.900 Elizabeth is like... 0.95

01:44:32.100 Dude, you're like legit

01:44:33.420 the coolest person I know.

01:44:34.980 I do have an inner monologue.

01:44:36.500 I do have thoughts.

01:44:37.740 I don't believe you.

01:44:38.280 It's just a monkey.

01:44:40.380 It's inner monologue.

01:44:41.120 Maybe it's inner monologue.

01:44:42.060 It's over Simpsons brain.

01:44:43.900 It'd be like... 0.99

01:44:44.200 Close off blowjob. 0.99

01:44:47.080 Laser trees. 0.99

01:44:50.460 Laney's inner monologue 1.00

01:44:51.540 must be fucking lit, yo. 0.99

01:44:53.300 To make those kind of videos, 1.00

01:44:54.860 what are your demons

01:44:55.620 telling you, Laney?

01:44:56.400 Dude, the sword arm...

01:44:57.500 Was this from like

01:44:58.360 the Terminator 2?

01:45:00.100 Like you saw the dude

01:45:01.560 that had the sword arms

01:45:02.960 and you were like 0.99

01:45:03.400 that's fucking cool. 0.96

01:45:04.560 I got to do that. 0.98

01:45:05.540 I feel like that's

01:45:06.080 where you got that from.

01:45:07.300 2-2000.

01:45:08.320 No, not yet.

01:45:09.140 He's out.

01:45:09.820 Sorry, Ron. 0.97

01:45:11.080 You're dead to us.

01:45:11.740 We can't figure it out.

01:45:13.240 We don't know what we're doing.

01:45:15.400 I'd love to unblock him

01:45:16.420 but I don't have the back door. 0.99

01:45:19.120 It's a goddamn miracle 0.98

01:45:20.460 that we got this show started. 0.99

01:45:21.920 I mean,

01:45:22.540 I think our producers here,

01:45:23.560 can we pull this graphic up? 1.00

01:45:26.120 That's some black people shit. 1.00

01:45:27.880 Swinging from things. 1.00

01:45:29.340 That's literally what black people 0.99

01:45:30.380 think about 0.99

01:45:30.900 whatever their inner thoughts.

01:45:33.240 Swinging through the racial jungle. 0.95

01:45:35.060 What is this?

01:45:35.420 I don't know what this is.

01:45:36.560 Tyler, explain.

01:45:37.400 What is this?

01:45:38.380 You just told him to bring up something.

01:45:39.500 That's what he brought up.

01:45:40.720 He probably should have specified.

01:45:42.620 No, he's going to talk to us

01:45:43.900 and tell us what it is.

01:45:44.620 Yeah, he's muted again. 1.00

01:45:46.140 It's fucking dumb. 1.00

01:45:46.820 I'm here. 1.00

01:45:47.600 Our listenership has plummeted in December.

01:45:49.760 This right here shows

01:45:49.980 where we got the producer

01:45:51.300 is what it is.

01:45:52.280 Yeah.

01:45:54.240 This is the audience's intent 0.99

01:45:56.220 to cap toad kill himself. 0.97

01:45:58.500 The demise of the show 0.97

01:45:59.840 and it's really taken

01:46:01.060 a drastic move since December.

01:46:02.960 No, this is a breakdown

01:46:04.420 of just the year 2023.

01:46:07.220 And so the things at the top,

01:46:09.240 you can see the plays

01:46:10.060 and the audience size.

01:46:11.160 That's for the full duration

01:46:12.680 of your show.

01:46:13.400 But this is just,

01:46:14.200 the graph is just 2023.

01:46:16.640 I think what happened is

01:46:17.720 you're getting people

01:46:18.360 that are listening to the shows

01:46:19.620 and unless they go back

01:46:21.100 and download a bunch of shows

01:46:23.200 and old ones,

01:46:24.200 that's where the listener,

01:46:25.420 the downloads drop off.

01:46:26.860 So it's significant here.

01:46:29.340 We're looking at charts. 0.98

01:46:30.600 What the fuck are we doing here? 0.99

01:46:31.740 It's the holidays. 0.99

01:46:33.840 I'm looking at,

01:46:34.600 I think it's already back up.

01:46:35.680 I was looking at the chat

01:46:36.400 on both Rumble and YouTube

01:46:37.320 and it's higher than normal.

01:46:39.700 It's the holidays.

01:46:40.540 We've had one fewer episode

01:46:42.340 in December so far.

01:46:43.600 You've got to wait

01:46:44.380 until you get a couple months

01:46:45.660 further out and people go back

01:46:46.900 and listen to the December episodes.

01:46:47.880 I feel like we're doing

01:46:48.900 something wrong.

01:46:49.760 What are we doing wrong?

01:46:50.600 Our listenership is way down?

01:46:52.020 It's the holidays.

01:46:52.920 What has changed us

01:46:54.240 since the start of December?

01:46:55.820 We did get a new producer.

01:46:58.700 Tyler's doing great. 0.99

01:47:00.400 Shut your mouth. 0.79

01:47:02.220 It's definitely not Tyler. 0.98

01:47:04.520 You know what I think it is?

01:47:06.780 I think it's when they heard you say

01:47:07.760 yeah last week

01:47:08.640 and they're like,

01:47:09.080 I'm done.

01:47:09.720 I'm done.

01:47:10.240 Out of the podcast.

01:47:11.120 This is so creepy.

01:47:12.080 I'm out of here.

01:47:13.280 No, seriously.

01:47:14.100 That is disturbing 0.99

01:47:15.240 that our fucking numbers 1.00

01:47:16.320 plummeted in December. 1.00

01:47:17.060 What the fuck? 1.00

01:47:18.020 I don't understand. 1.00

01:47:18.780 I thought this was a YouTube thing

01:47:20.060 and I thought it was like

01:47:20.600 because we started taking off

01:47:21.720 the YouTube videos

01:47:23.180 like almost immediately after.

01:47:24.520 Are we only on Spotify?

01:47:26.000 Why would we only look at

01:47:27.220 our numbers off of Spotify?

01:47:28.380 I don't know what this is.

01:47:30.020 There's not a way to conglomerate

01:47:31.340 all the numbers

01:47:32.040 from all the different platforms

01:47:33.420 that I know of at least.

01:47:35.680 Now when I say yeah

01:47:37.160 even though it's like appropriate

01:47:38.160 it still rubs me the wrong way.

01:47:39.940 We're on Rumble.

01:47:40.860 But I do think it's because

01:47:45.060 we're in the middle of this month.

01:47:46.860 Yeah, it's because

01:47:47.400 October ended. 1.00

01:47:48.860 It's the demons fucking with y'all. 1.00

01:47:51.420 That could be it. 1.00

01:47:52.680 Honestly, it's probably

01:47:53.440 because they haven't tracked

01:47:54.540 all of December.

01:47:55.940 Yeah, that's my guess.

01:47:57.620 Yeah.

01:47:58.620 It'll be interesting.

01:47:59.560 It was a little bit demoral.

01:48:00.440 Oh, look at this.

01:48:00.960 We got a $5 super chat from Rumble.

01:48:02.480 It says everybody is drunk 0.85

01:48:03.800 and hung over retards. 0.98

01:48:05.580 Joey Bag of Donuts.

01:48:05.960 I don't know what that means.

01:48:07.140 Joey Bag of Donuts 23.

01:48:08.720 $5.

01:48:09.260 Thanks for the money. 0.99

01:48:09.780 I don't know what the fuck he said. 0.99

01:48:10.980 This dude blows Moe's. 1.00

01:48:12.280 Southwest Grill.

01:48:13.360 Everyone is drunk.

01:48:14.280 Maybe he's saying

01:48:14.860 during the holiday season?

01:48:16.140 I don't know.

01:48:17.060 I wish I was.

01:48:17.660 I did get a little bit drunk.

01:48:18.580 I think maybe he was shaming me

01:48:20.340 because I said that my hangovers

01:48:22.340 are particularly vicious

01:48:23.260 when I tell people

01:48:23.900 to tiptoe out of my house.

01:48:24.860 I don't know.

01:48:25.580 What does he say?

01:48:26.440 If I do have dreams

01:48:27.740 about being demon possessed,

01:48:30.220 is that a concern?

01:48:31.420 Well, we already know

01:48:32.220 that you have those dreams

01:48:33.060 and they are concerning.

01:48:34.720 Do you have more than

01:48:35.400 one of those dreams?

01:48:36.300 No, I had one.

01:48:37.060 I got drunk

01:48:37.740 whenever I was up in Nashville

01:48:38.720 with Elizabeth on her

01:48:39.540 and I got drunk

01:48:40.380 and then I like

01:48:41.300 I had the dream of like

01:48:43.080 Is it always an audience member

01:48:45.020 that watches our show

01:48:45.980 that is pissing on your clothes?

01:48:48.500 No, this one was not.

01:48:49.780 This one was like

01:48:50.440 it was just like

01:48:51.540 it like woke me up.

01:48:53.180 I like woke up scared

01:48:54.080 because like it was like

01:48:55.000 like the thing of like

01:48:56.140 it was like whoosh

01:48:57.080 and it was like

01:48:57.700 someone was like now

01:48:58.380 and it was like

01:48:59.100 and I woke up

01:48:59.480 and I was like 1.00

01:48:59.700 holy fuck. 1.00

01:49:00.220 Tell the story. 1.00

01:49:03.920 That's what I know.

01:49:04.900 That's what I

01:49:05.260 and I was just like 0.97

01:49:05.960 well that was fucking weird 0.95

01:49:06.920 and I was like 0.99

01:49:07.580 Did you actually hear it audibly?

01:49:10.300 Like in the dream?

01:49:11.760 Well, if you woke up

01:49:12.820 how can you know

01:49:13.360 that it was in the dream?

01:49:13.860 Because it was like

01:49:14.340 it was like a scare

01:49:15.660 like a

01:49:16.700 oh god

01:49:18.160 don't say that

01:49:18.860 I want to sleep tonight.

01:49:19.660 You were staying

01:49:21.080 at some place

01:49:21.580 that was in the trash can.

01:49:26.280 That's true.

01:49:28.800 Cole's demon

01:49:29.400 but like

01:49:30.340 Toad heard Cole's demon

01:49:31.740 It was

01:49:32.480 I think

01:49:32.960 I don't know what it was

01:49:33.700 maybe I was thinking 1.00

01:49:34.780 like scary shit 1.00

01:49:35.500 before I went to bed 1.00

01:49:36.320 or something

01:49:36.640 but I was also drunk too

01:49:37.820 that was the other thing.

01:49:38.760 Dude, do you think

01:49:39.220 that Cole's demon

01:49:39.820 was what possessed Toad

01:49:41.160 to breastfeed 1.00

01:49:42.100 and then piss on the floor?

01:49:43.380 Oh.

01:49:44.380 I did them in the other order

01:49:46.200 but yeah.

01:49:47.560 Wow, that

01:49:48.000 which even more impressive

01:49:49.380 but you definitely

01:49:49.960 didn't feed.

01:49:50.160 No, it was a woman. 0.99

01:49:51.260 It was like an older woman. 0.99

01:49:53.160 I don't know

01:49:53.400 like it was just like a

01:49:54.400 Alright, can we do

01:49:55.160 Butthole Song

01:49:55.780 and Chinese Washer please?

01:49:58.100 Top's going to be like

01:49:58.780 I'm going to message you later Joe

01:49:59.740 I gotta

01:50:00.000 I love the descriptions

01:50:01.920 for our book.

01:50:02.360 I'm concerned

01:50:03.000 the thought has crossed my mind

01:50:05.320 that something is really

01:50:06.420 awry with Cole. 1.00

01:50:08.080 What the fuck? 1.00

01:50:09.000 He leads like a crazy life 1.00

01:50:10.540 don't you think so? 0.67

01:50:11.260 I've said this a bunch of times

01:50:12.380 Don't leave a crazy life.

01:50:13.080 But you know what?

01:50:14.000 He's enjoying it

01:50:15.060 and that's really what's important.

01:50:16.320 Don't leave.

01:50:18.040 Living his truth.

01:50:20.000 Yeah, I mean

01:50:20.660 it's like I wouldn't even

01:50:21.620 want to interfere with it.

01:50:22.580 I feel like you're doing

01:50:23.180 pretty good.

01:50:24.000 Whatever this demon

01:50:24.720 that's in you is doing

01:50:25.840 he's doing well

01:50:27.040 and

01:50:27.900 Maybe it is

01:50:30.880 the Holy Spirit.

01:50:32.000 Have you thought of that?

01:50:32.540 Nah, it's a demon dude.

01:50:34.480 I've not thought about that. 1.00

01:50:36.960 Holy Spirit fucks. 0.99

01:50:38.860 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

01:50:39.520 Our life is pretty normal Elizabeth. 1.00

01:50:41.040 So yeah, this shit is fucking great. 0.99

01:50:42.540 I wanted this to be the open 1.00

01:50:43.780 so

01:50:44.100 I don't know.

01:50:45.660 Just play a minute of it.

01:50:46.360 That's true.

01:50:48.180 Oh, yeah, that's cool.

01:50:52.700 When my roommate comes into the room

01:50:54.440 looking for his car keys

01:50:55.640 I don't say it yet.

01:50:59.600 I think I remember this.

01:51:01.240 And when he gets me off the couch

01:51:02.580 to check underneath the couch cushions

01:51:04.160 I don't say it yet.

01:51:07.780 No.

01:51:08.180 And then when he says out loud

01:51:10.540 I wonder where my car keys are

01:51:12.060 I still don't say it.

01:51:13.820 I still don't say it yet.

01:51:17.020 But then he asks me

01:51:18.520 Do you know where my car keys are?

01:51:20.600 I look at him

01:51:21.800 in his face

01:51:23.100 and I say

01:51:24.440 Have you checked your bottle?

01:51:27.640 Get up, get up, get up

01:51:29.320 I have not seen your keys

01:51:31.860 but since you're asking me

01:51:33.340 Maybe better check up that bottle

01:51:34.600 Because I'm not serious

01:51:36.120 I don't think it's up

01:51:37.380 It's like your big brown business 0.75

01:51:38.520 But a funnier thing to say 1.00

01:51:40.320 to someone who's lost their shit 1.00

01:51:41.420 and is stressed out visibly 0.99

01:51:42.580 When I see the best man

01:51:44.380 start to sweat

01:51:45.560 I don't say it yet

01:51:48.540 When I see that little ring bearer

01:51:53.080 getting yelled at by his mum

01:51:54.700 Oh, I still don't say it

01:51:57.880 When I see the groom

01:51:59.960 asking the vicar

01:52:00.840 if they can wait

01:52:01.500 just another 15 minutes

01:52:02.900 I do not say it

01:52:04.560 And when the best man

01:52:07.360 the father of the bride

01:52:08.360 starts organising

01:52:09.260 an ad hoc enububub of the courtyard area

01:52:11.860 I want to

01:52:13.060 but I do not say it

01:52:14.520 It's the 11th hour

01:52:16.440 with 300 congregants

01:52:17.700 under God's roof

01:52:18.520 The vicar approaches the mic

01:52:20.500 and suddenly

01:52:21.120 all of the chatter goes mute

01:52:22.540 He says that they've misplaced the rings

01:52:24.500 Could anyone possibly know where they are?

01:52:26.460 I know it's my time

01:52:27.620 and all heads turn

01:52:28.460 as I stand and say

01:52:29.520 Vicar? 1.00

01:52:31.640 Have you checked your butthole? 1.00

01:52:33.700 Get up, get up, butthole 1.00

01:52:35.340 I have not seen your ring

01:52:37.900 But have you checked your ring? 0.95

01:52:39.420 My ring on me butthole

01:52:40.660 Love is patient

01:52:41.580 Love is kind

01:52:42.280 But if you ask me

01:52:43.420 where you can find

01:52:44.520 Literally anything you've lost before

01:52:46.240 I'm gonna check that 0.99

01:52:47.120 that is off your butthole 1.00

01:52:48.700 Chinese washer, please 0.99

01:52:51.820 Funny thing is

01:52:53.120 that's totally what I tell my kid 1.00

01:52:54.500 every time they lose some shit 1.00

01:52:55.620 or lose me or something 1.00

01:52:56.460 We have a rumble

01:52:57.600 super chat, by the way

01:52:58.600 Oh, another one

01:52:59.520 Yeah

01:53:00.100 Horseshoes and hand grenades 0.98

01:53:01.480 Don't listen to the Jew charts 1.00

01:53:03.720 Tower Gang is killing it

01:53:05.160 And I guess he's got some hard

01:53:06.440 It's a Tao Gang, actually 0.97

01:53:07.380 I don't know

01:53:07.880 Tao Gang 0.99

01:53:08.340 I bet those guys are killing it 0.96

01:53:10.060 Tower Gang

01:53:10.780 Tower Gang

01:53:11.920 Tower Gang

01:53:13.080 We couldn't get that handle

01:53:14.800 Oh, this is old

01:53:15.520 This is old, isn't it? 0.93

01:53:16.420 The butthole woman's home 1.00

01:53:18.740 Oh, yeah, this is old shit 1.00

01:53:46.420 There's a tagline on that 1.00

01:53:53.040 I gotta say

01:53:56.940 I don't know what that ad is for exactly

01:53:59.640 but I think

01:54:00.420 these Asian people

01:54:01.620 are on to something

01:54:02.320 It's not for anything 0.99

01:54:03.380 It's more against the black people 1.00

01:54:05.100 So I watched 0.99

01:54:06.800 You traded out the violence 1.00

01:54:08.660 You get like a smaller dick 1.00

01:54:10.100 in return 1.00

01:54:10.500 but you get rid of the violence

01:54:11.600 I actually watched

01:54:12.280 a video on this

01:54:13.440 And this is like a thing

01:54:14.900 And this is why

01:54:15.440 I sent you a video

01:54:17.000 It's from Ghost Gum

01:54:17.920 But it was breaking down

01:54:19.580 This type of thing

01:54:20.740 China does this all the time 1.00

01:54:22.400 I like the accusatory nature

01:54:23.760 of I sent you guys a video

01:54:24.900 I did

01:54:25.380 I did send you all a video

01:54:26.360 But it was breaking

01:54:26.840 And I said that

01:54:27.380 We need to shill

01:54:29.220 and sell out to China

01:54:30.200 and make big bucks

01:54:31.380 Because they

01:54:32.360 take anybody, dude

01:54:33.860 They just want

01:54:35.400 They want people

01:54:36.280 in their media

01:54:37.360 that speak English

01:54:39.000 And you don't have to

01:54:39.800 speak even good English

01:54:40.660 They just want like anybody

01:54:41.760 like white-ish

01:54:42.820 black or whatever

01:54:43.980 to get their media 0.68

01:54:44.980 That's a criteria

01:54:45.600 that you definitely need

01:54:46.580 I speak English

01:54:48.980 and not good English

01:54:50.000 but I speak it

01:54:50.540 And dude

01:54:51.240 they make millions of dollars

01:54:53.020 from the

01:54:53.540 they get paid directly

01:54:54.340 What do they do there?

01:54:55.220 Can we just go

01:54:55.640 So they make content

01:54:56.380 Can we go do Tower Gang 1.00

01:54:57.160 in fucking China? 0.99

01:54:58.120 I think they make content 1.00

01:54:58.960 but we would have to do Tower Gang

01:55:00.220 that also praises

01:55:02.700 the government of China

01:55:04.760 Yeah

01:55:05.180 Say no more fam

01:55:06.300 They're awesome

01:55:06.640 I can do it

01:55:07.220 I love China

01:55:09.760 It's a statue of Xi Jinping

01:55:11.020 in the corner

01:55:11.660 It's like, yeah, he's a homie 1.00

01:55:12.680 Dude, it is crazy

01:55:14.760 how like there's a guy

01:55:15.940 that actually

01:55:16.360 I can't remember

01:55:16.780 what they called him

01:55:17.380 Oh, they called him

01:55:18.080 white monkeys

01:55:19.260 is what they call him

01:55:20.840 I swear to God

01:55:21.360 They call them 0.90

01:55:22.760 white monkeys

01:55:23.440 I'm down to be called that

01:55:23.900 In China 0.51

01:55:25.260 That's like the term for them

01:55:27.340 I've been feeling like 0.92

01:55:30.060 a white monkey 0.82

01:55:30.520 for many years

01:55:31.260 That's why 0.88

01:55:31.540 I'm more white monkey 0.99

01:55:33.720 And so like

01:55:34.620 there's like multiple people

01:55:35.580 that were huge on YouTube

01:55:37.160 like on like early YouTube

01:55:38.660 that got paid by the CCCP

01:55:40.280 moved over

01:55:40.880 do all their content

01:55:42.060 in Chinese now

01:55:42.900 and then they're just like

01:55:44.040 this guy like

01:55:44.800 he was like

01:55:45.300 he had like 3 million followers

01:55:46.420 does all Chinese

01:55:47.460 came back like

01:55:48.180 2, 3, 4 years later

01:55:49.500 and was like

01:55:50.320 hey guys

01:55:50.840 I've been doing

01:55:51.360 Can the Chiners speak English? 1.00

01:55:52.880 Can they understand us?

01:55:53.720 Or they just laugh

01:55:54.440 because we're wide eyes?

01:55:56.020 I think you can speak English

01:55:57.040 but they do also want

01:55:58.160 Chinese

01:55:58.740 We have to learn Chinese

01:55:59.540 We do have to learn

01:56:00.300 This is what they did

01:56:00.740 with John Cena

01:56:01.360 This is like

01:56:01.940 this is exactly

01:56:02.580 what John Cena is

01:56:03.440 They've done it with

01:56:04.520 a lot of actors

01:56:05.480 because they want

01:56:06.840 to bring the media

01:56:07.980 from the US

01:56:09.480 to China

01:56:10.280 But I feel like

01:56:10.800 we're not famous enough

01:56:11.580 that they'd want to sign us

01:56:12.980 Not yet

01:56:13.840 Not yet

01:56:15.320 We get to get on their radar

01:56:18.100 I think corporate communism

01:56:19.960 is the way to go

01:56:20.820 Corporate communism 0.80

01:56:21.860 We hate the Uyghurs 1.00

01:56:22.920 We hate the Uyghurs 1.00

01:56:24.240 Alright

01:56:24.560 I have a soft spot for them

01:56:27.020 but go ahead

01:56:27.760 No way

01:56:28.640 Clint's really holding his back 0.99

01:56:30.180 Don't fuck this up for us Clint 0.98

01:56:31.360 Clint Cole said Uyghurs 1.00

01:56:32.720 not Uyghurs 1.00

01:56:33.480 Honestly Clint

01:56:35.480 I bet you could get

01:56:36.340 Luke to go down with this

01:56:38.420 and you could really

01:56:39.540 make a lot of money

01:56:40.100 with the greatest political show

01:56:41.820 I'm not going to

01:56:44.020 go talk politics

01:56:45.000 and praise the CCP

01:56:45.980 If I do Tower Gang

01:56:47.180 Just float the idea

01:56:47.460 Just float it out there

01:56:49.400 I can praise the CCP

01:56:50.580 in Tower Gang mode

01:56:51.520 That's fine

01:56:51.900 I bet

01:56:52.320 I bet Beijing 0.80

01:56:53.180 is comfy this time of year

01:56:54.640 Look

01:56:56.300 If it's comfy

01:56:57.480 I'll consider

01:56:58.920 I'll hear you out

01:57:01.420 The money means nothing to me

01:57:02.580 but you said comfy 1.00

01:57:03.320 You ever fucked a Chinese bitch 1.00

01:57:05.580 You ever fucked a Chinese bitch 1.00

01:57:07.080 that was given to you 1.00

01:57:08.200 by the Chinese Communist Party

01:57:09.820 I mean I've been with Asians 1.00

01:57:10.560 That's a comfy ass pussy 1.00

01:57:11.380 Joey bag of donuts 1.00

01:57:14.080 He pays one dollar 1.00

01:57:16.580 to say fuck China 1.00

01:57:17.680 To say nothing 1.00

01:57:18.140 He said China's amazing

01:57:19.360 That's what he said

01:57:19.900 Yeah

01:57:20.140 He said I love China

01:57:22.120 He said I love China

01:57:22.140 Beep beep 1.00

01:57:23.080 Fuck him 1.00

01:57:24.260 Fuck him 1.00

01:57:24.320 Fuck him 1.00

01:57:24.960 Dude they got so many blood pillows 1.00

01:57:28.460 over in China

01:57:29.140 It's amazing

01:57:29.860 If you want

01:57:30.720 If you want to see the video

01:57:31.560 It actually was pretty cool

01:57:32.580 because the guy just broke down

01:57:33.780 like all

01:57:34.180 It was literally like

01:57:34.940 There's a ton of like

01:57:36.440 actors

01:57:36.980 Influencers

01:57:38.080 All these people

01:57:38.560 just going to China

01:57:39.240 and being like 0.82

01:57:39.780 Little white monkeys 0.67

01:57:41.240 is what they call them

01:57:41.960 Alright

01:57:42.260 We need one more

01:57:43.640 One more musical interlude

01:57:44.920 Please play the Bacon cover song

01:57:46.460 if you don't mind 0.99

01:57:46.920 Oh shit 0.99

01:57:48.580 We have more music 1.00

01:57:49.620 We have more

01:57:50.080 We're in the phase of the show

01:57:51.680 where we've stopped talking to Lainey

01:57:53.000 and we're bringing up

01:57:53.720 random clips now

01:57:54.660 and I like it

01:57:55.660 And look at Tyler

01:57:56.480 sweating there

01:57:56.980 I see his little head there

01:57:57.920 He's like 1.00

01:57:58.360 Fuck I don't know 1.00

01:57:59.340 what he's talking about 1.00

01:58:00.100 If I don't bring this up

01:58:00.860 in a timely manner

01:58:01.520 Are you going to fire me

01:58:02.320 Tyler we're going to fire you 0.73

01:58:04.360 By the way

01:58:04.980 I called it

01:58:05.520 See

01:58:05.680 White monkeys 0.99

01:58:06.400 That's what they call them

01:58:08.580 Oh really

01:58:09.100 Yeah

01:58:09.680 Very interesting

01:58:10.180 This is a banger

01:58:12.940 and it's very short

01:58:13.720 So we'll enjoy it

01:58:14.660 For every meal

01:58:15.120 that is what I'm making

01:58:15.840 You think I'm eating turkey

01:58:17.100 you're mistaken

01:58:17.540 When it's not

01:58:18.540 I'm putting it on the table

01:58:19.280 I try to share it

01:58:20.380 but I'm not able

01:58:21.000 I want it to

01:58:21.560 For every meal

01:58:22.020 that is what I'm making

01:58:22.720 I want it to

01:58:23.280 You think I'm eating turkey

01:58:23.960 you're mistaken

01:58:24.380 I'm good with you

01:58:25.040 When it's not

01:58:25.460 I'm putting it on the table

01:58:26.200 I want it to

01:58:26.760 I'll have it for lunch

01:58:28.340 Song

01:58:29.880 Alright you're right 0.98

01:58:31.120 This is gay 1.00

01:58:31.500 Kill it 1.00

01:58:31.880 This sucks dude 1.00

01:58:33.560 This is like 1.00

01:58:34.080 That's some boomer shit 1.00

01:58:36.160 That's some boomer shit 1.00

01:58:37.380 This is the most boomer shit 1.00

01:58:39.200 I've ever seen 1.00

01:58:40.020 It's just some of a down parodies

01:58:41.320 I do love bacon

01:58:42.120 I do love bacon

01:58:43.560 I saw it a couple hours ago

01:58:45.260 and I was like

01:58:45.720 I smirked

01:58:46.680 and I was like

01:58:47.060 that's good enough

01:58:47.600 No it wasn't

01:58:48.300 I saw that in the production chat

01:58:50.040 and I went 1.00

01:58:50.420 You guys give me shit 0.99

01:58:51.700 for being the arbiter of funny 0.99

01:58:53.660 I don't know man

01:58:54.400 I didn't know

01:58:55.020 I did an arbiter of a job

01:58:56.140 Clint's gagging

01:58:57.300 I'm betting 900 1.00

01:59:01.140 and you're fucking 1.00

01:59:02.120 below the Mendoza line 1.00

01:59:03.740 Suck my 1.00

01:59:04.060 950 1.00

01:59:04.880 Clint carried this entire episode

01:59:07.300 with his autism today

01:59:08.500 By the way

01:59:09.740 don't have autism

01:59:11.140 I just don't notice art on walls

01:59:12.860 Okay

01:59:13.260 He's autistic 1.00

01:59:15.220 I'm pretty sure it's a sign of autism

01:59:16.580 but okay

01:59:17.060 Well if it is 1.00

01:59:18.040 then I'm autistic as fuck 0.99

01:59:19.000 because I definitely don't notice art on walls 0.99

01:59:20.600 Oh bowing out for a bit

01:59:22.960 Play that

01:59:23.360 No

01:59:25.540 I think it's a good time

01:59:27.040 to wrap it up guys

01:59:28.380 It is

01:59:28.780 We're going two hours long

01:59:30.560 Send it over to our producer

01:59:32.880 This is our Christmas present to you

01:59:35.100 We gave you an extra 30 minutes

01:59:37.120 Merry Christmas

01:59:38.220 Happy Holidays

01:59:38.860 Have a great New Year

01:59:39.780 Come see us

01:59:41.660 LP Georgia

01:59:42.440 Three weeks

01:59:44.320 We have a guide for that

01:59:45.200 Three weeks from now

01:59:46.300 LP Georgia

01:59:47.060 Roll out for real 0.99

01:59:48.240 It's going to be fucking insane 0.99

01:59:49.540 Toad 0.97

01:59:50.140 Like even though Tower Gang is going live 0.99

01:59:51.900 and that's going to be fun as fuck 0.86

01:59:53.040 The real 0.96

01:59:54.000 Like the moment of moments

01:59:56.120 is going to be

01:59:56.720 Toad debating

01:59:57.680 to be the president

01:59:58.680 of the United States

01:59:59.740 Do you hear what I'm saying?

02:00:01.580 Don't miss it

02:00:01.820 And guys

02:00:02.020 We also have some really cool news

02:00:03.920 that we can't really talk about yet

02:00:05.900 but

02:00:06.140 Oh yeah

02:00:06.960 It might be even cooler than that

02:00:08.260 Yeah

02:00:08.480 So

02:00:08.740 We'll see you next week

02:00:09.960 We're going to Joe Rogan

02:00:10.400 We're going to Joe Rogan

02:00:11.140 Wednesday 9-11

02:00:13.980 or possibly later next week

02:00:15.500 Cut out the bag

02:00:15.580 We'll see you later guys

02:00:17.160 Peace out

02:00:17.800 This might be the gayest music 1.00

02:00:33.080 we've got going

02:00:33.600 but

02:00:34.080 the Georgia LP event

02:00:35.800 Remember

02:00:36.040 26th

02:00:36.840 January 26th

02:00:37.720 to 28th

02:00:38.700 Don't forget to go

02:00:39.980 down there

02:00:41.000 Get your tickets right now

02:00:42.460 We've talked about the numbers here

02:00:44.500 We're not going to go over

02:00:45.320 the biggest episodes

02:00:46.200 These guys already blew that one

02:00:47.520 Tower Gang Toad

02:00:48.940 Remember him

02:00:49.540 on Better Off Dead

02:00:50.540 We've got one problem here

02:00:52.140 We've got Toad

02:00:53.000 and then we have Cole

02:00:54.280 They are losing it to

02:00:56.320 Tower Gang Jose

02:00:57.740 Tower Gang Jose

02:00:59.260 No Way Jose

02:01:00.080 just went on with Pete Quinones

02:01:01.840 This is the

02:01:02.900 Remember the full circle thing

02:01:04.380 the horseshoe theory

02:01:05.220 This is the

02:01:06.120 control your hole theory

02:01:07.800 He went on with Pete

02:01:09.040 made amends

02:01:10.060 Remember that was

02:01:10.940 He saved Pete's marriage

02:01:12.300 His current one

02:01:13.140 You might want to look into that

02:01:14.460 with some lore

02:01:15.020 He's also killing it

02:01:16.160 with the yeeky stuff there

02:01:18.240 Clint was on

02:01:19.160 Union of the Unwanted

02:01:20.440 His show is killing it here

02:01:22.360 His latest one

02:01:23.160 about Vivek

02:01:24.340 just killing it over on YouTube

02:01:25.780 But remember

02:01:26.200 he's mostly on Rumble right now

02:01:27.460 He's got a bunch of

02:01:28.440 great shows over there

02:01:29.100 I loved the one

02:01:30.600 about Vegas

02:01:31.280 Go check that out

02:01:32.380 It's fantastic

02:01:33.180 And of course

02:01:33.920 he's also got

02:01:35.040 the best political show

02:01:36.280 We just talked about that tonight

02:01:37.440 You've got Cheech and Chong's

02:01:38.920 two sons out here

02:01:39.960 David and Toplop

02:01:41.900 so they went on

02:01:42.560 they killed it out there

02:01:43.580 174,000 views

02:01:45.140 Don't forget

02:01:45.840 Top's merch

02:01:46.880 on

02:01:47.700 what is it

02:01:48.860 Toplopster.com

02:01:49.780 and his merch engine

02:01:50.740 Go there and get those guys

02:01:51.920 I've got a show

02:01:52.960 Look I did a review

02:01:54.500 of Tower Gang

02:01:55.340 They were called

02:01:55.800 Tower Power Hour

02:01:56.620 back in the day

02:01:57.240 There was Drew Hancock

02:01:59.160 Slurp Gang 1.00

02:01:59.940 No Way

02:02:00.420 Not A Podcast

02:02:01.740 Those have all gone away

02:02:03.580 They've all gone away

02:02:04.660 and who's left remaining

02:02:05.600 Tower Gang

02:02:06.460 So go check them out

02:02:07.480 everybody

02:02:07.820 Other than that

02:02:08.620 Have a great New Year's

02:02:10.300 because we won't see you

02:02:11.740 until what

02:02:12.540 2024 now

02:02:13.700 It's the Tower Power Hour

02:02:15.400 Slut 1.00

02:02:16.040 Tower Power Hour 1.00

02:02:17.140 Bitch 1.00

02:02:17.640 No Way

02:02:18.200 Jose

02:02:18.720 Liberty Lockdown

02:02:20.320 Clint 1.00

02:02:21.640 Bitch 1.00

02:02:22.160 Reed 0.99

02:02:23.340 Cole

02:02:26.000 Toplopster

02:02:28.080 and Toad

02:02:29.020 Tower Gang

02:02:30.300 Tower Gang

02:02:30.800 Tower Gang

02:02:31.280 Tower Gang

02:02:31.860 Tower Gang

02:02:32.840 Tower Gang

02:02:33.340 Tower Gang

02:02:33.820 Liberty Lock

02:02:34.620 is Truth Say

02:02:35.440 Same with Lobster

02:02:36.820 Cole

02:02:37.180 and Jose

02:02:37.780 Toad is Sick

02:02:39.060 No Way

02:02:39.660 Jose

02:02:40.000 The Tower Power Hour 0.98

02:02:41.420 Slut 1.00

02:02:41.920 They made Dave 0.98

02:02:42.540 Smet All His 1.00

02:02:43.120 Tower Gang

02:02:43.860 Tower Gang

02:02:44.860 Tower Gang

02:02:45.640 Tower Gang

02:02:46.340 Tower Gang

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02:02:47.760 Tower Gang

02:02:48.260 Tower Gang

02:02:48.700 Tower Gang

02:02:49.820 They speak Courage

02:02:50.860 You Sped

02:02:51.380 Sped

02:02:51.760 More than Rogan

02:02:52.780 You Fed

02:02:53.660 Truth Bomb

02:02:54.340 Weather

02:02:54.740 Tim Cas

02:02:55.300 Hotep

02:02:56.160 More offensive

02:02:57.320 LoS

02:02:58.000 No Disrespect

02:02:59.160 More Offensive

02:02:59.840 than LoS

02:03:00.640 No Disrespect

02:03:01.920 Tower Gang

02:03:02.360 Tower Gang

02:03:02.940 Tower Gang

02:03:03.420 Tower Gang

02:03:04.140 They made Dave

02:03:05.580 Smet All His 1.00

02:03:06.460 Fame

02:03:06.660 Tower Gang

02:03:07.400 TOWER GANG TOWER GANG TOWER GANG

02:03:09.400 TOWER GANG TOWER GANG TOWER GANG 0.97

02:03:15.400 It's so fucking hard to line up the syllables and all that 0.98

Tower Gang - December 24, 2024

#NEVERFORGET： Ep 157 - Blood Pillow w⧸ The Raven

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