Triggered - Donald Trump Jr - January 12, 2023


BREAKING: Classified Documents Found In Joe Biden's Garage - His Explanation Is MORONIC


Episode Stats

Length

3 minutes

Words per Minute

163.66197

Word Count

581

Sentence Count

53


Summary

Joe Biden is an imbecile. He keeps top-secret documents in his garage, next to his Corvette. He thinks it's a good idea to keep them in a locked garage because no one would think to look there, right? It's like 7D chess, folks. You can't even make this up. He's that far ahead of you in 7D Chess. That's why Joe Biden is doing such a great job as the leader of the free world. He's thinking on a different level. It's brilliant. And watch for yourself, folks! We are living in a clown show! We've gone from declaring how careful he is with classified documents to whoops! You know, we have some in my think tank that China funded 50 million, to, well, my Corvette was locked, no problem here, it's fine. Who cares if you have classified documents in your garage? It's not like you're sitting out in the street, man. You're not sitting out on the street. You're sitting in your driveway, aren't that right? And by the way, your garage is locked, so you don't have access to them? What's the worst place to keep classified documents? Well, let me tell you what... wait for it? That's where they're probably going to be next, folks, right in their garage, right next to their driveway, right by their driveway or in their driveway. or garage. Who's going to look at them next to your car? No one of those classified documents next to you? You don't even THINK you can keep them there? I bet you know where they'll be looking at them, do you know what they're going to find them? I bet they're not in your house? or your garage or your driveway or garage, or in your shed or garage or something else? Let me tell ya that's not even a good place to look for them, right near your driveway? . I mean, who would think they would be looking for them in their cubicle or other place they could be? ? And who's gonna find them next? in their shed or something like that? Or maybe in their car or garage or maybe in the garage or in a shed or shed or even in their truck or something or shed or whatever other place that's safe from prying eyes?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Well, guys, Joe Biden's playing some serious, like, 7-D chess.
00:00:04.000 He's that far ahead of the game.
00:00:06.000 You can't even make this up, okay?
00:00:08.000 I'm going to show you the clip from a press conference.
00:00:10.000 But to summarize, to summarize, in this classified document scandal, after you found the second batch that happened to be in his garage, we've gone from Joe Biden declaring how careful he is with classified information, right? You saw the video.
00:00:27.000 The stuff that was under Secret Service protection in lock and key at Mar-a-Lago, that was a disgrace according to Joe Biden.
00:00:34.000 Maybe we'll pull up that video clip.
00:00:36.000 You can see that one.
00:00:37.000 That was like three, four months ago.
00:00:39.000 So we've gone from declaring how careful he is with classified documentation to whoops!
00:00:45.000 You know, we have some in my think tank that China funded 50 million to, no problem here, to...
00:00:53.000 Well, my Corvette was locked, man.
00:00:56.000 It's fine. Who cares if you have classified documents in your garage?
00:01:01.000 The garage was locked.
00:01:02.000 They're next to his quarterback.
00:01:04.000 I mean, he's literally saying this.
00:01:05.000 The president of the United States, who at the time was vice president and did not have the ability to declassify these documents.
00:01:12.000 Watch for yourself.
00:01:14.000 You literally can't make this up, folks.
00:01:16.000 We are living in a clown show.
00:01:19.000 Just watch for yourself.
00:01:20.000 What did you think to yourself, looking at that image?
00:01:25.000 How that could possibly happen.
00:01:28.000 How anyone could be that irresponsible?
00:01:31.000 Thank you, Mr.
00:01:34.000 President. Classified material.
00:01:38.000 Next to your Corvette, what were you thinking?
00:01:43.000 I'm going to get a chance to speak on all this, God willing, soon.
00:01:47.000 But as I said earlier this week, and by the way, my Corvette's in a locked garage.
00:01:52.000 So it's not like you're sitting out in the street.
00:01:54.000 But at any rate... Yes, as well as my Corvette.
00:01:59.000 But as I said earlier this week, people know I take classified documents and classified materials seriously.
00:02:06.000 Okay, so again, we've gone from he's really careful, to whoops, to Trump is treasonous, essentially, to all these things to, well, my Corvette was locked.
00:02:16.000 This is the leader of the free world.
00:02:18.000 This guy is an imbecile, folks.
00:02:21.000 Okay? I'm sure a lot of people...
00:02:23.000 This is what the Democrats will tell us next, right?
00:02:25.000 A lot of people keep top-secret, classified documents in...
00:02:29.000 Wait for it, folks. Wait for it.
00:02:33.000 In their garage. That's the best place to keep classified documents because no one would think to look there, right?
00:02:40.000 That's probably where they're gonna go next, right?
00:02:43.000 It's like 7D chest, folks.
00:02:46.000 It's not even like 3D or 4D chest.
00:02:48.000 It's like 7D because no one would look next to your Corvette in a locked garage.
00:02:53.000 Right? Who would, you know, maybe the guy that mows the lawn has access to it, but otherwise no one, no one would get a hold of these things.
00:03:01.000 Right? That's how smart Joe Biden is.
00:03:04.000 It's like Bush said, right?
00:03:06.000 Strategery. Brilliant.
00:03:08.000 It's brilliant, folks. This guy is truly thinking on a different level.
00:03:13.000 And watch, nothing happens.
00:03:14.000 I mean, clearly the FBI isn't raiding one of his many homes funded by his decades of public service.
00:03:20.000 Right, folks? That's not going to happen.
00:03:22.000 Totally legit here, folks.
00:03:24.000 He's that far ahead of you.
00:03:26.000 That's why Joe Biden is doing such a great job, I'm told, as the leader of the free world.
00:03:32.000 You can't make it up, man.