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Joe Biden is an imbecile. He keeps top-secret documents in his garage, next to his Corvette. He thinks it's a good idea to keep them in a locked garage because no one would think to look there, right? It's like 7D chess, folks. You can't even make this up. He's that far ahead of you in 7D Chess. That's why Joe Biden is doing such a great job as the leader of the free world. He's thinking on a different level. It's brilliant. And watch for yourself, folks! We are living in a clown show! We've gone from declaring how careful he is with classified documents to whoops! You know, we have some in my think tank that China funded 50 million, to, well, my Corvette was locked, no problem here, it's fine. Who cares if you have classified documents in your garage? It's not like you're sitting out in the street, man. You're not sitting out on the street. You're sitting in your driveway, aren't that right? And by the way, your garage is locked, so you don't have access to them? What's the worst place to keep classified documents? Well, let me tell you what... wait for it? That's where they're probably going to be next, folks, right in their garage, right next to their driveway, right by their driveway or in their driveway. or garage. Who's going to look at them next to your car? No one of those classified documents next to you? You don't even THINK you can keep them there? I bet you know where they'll be looking at them, do you know what they're going to find them? I bet they're not in your house? or your garage or your driveway or garage, or in your shed or garage or something else? Let me tell ya that's not even a good place to look for them, right near your driveway? . I mean, who would think they would be looking for them in their cubicle or other place they could be? ? And who's gonna find them next? in their shed or something like that? Or maybe in their car or garage or maybe in the garage or in a shed or shed or even in their truck or something or shed or whatever other place that's safe from prying eyes?
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