Lizzo is OBLAKE'S OBSERVER. She's rich, beautiful, and wears a bikini with her rear end hanging out while getting on a private plane and does a photo shoot in a bikini while being north of 300 pounds. What does that have to do with anything? Is she OBSESSED with being rich and beautiful? Or is she oppressed? I mean, if Lizzo's oppressed, then so is Donald Trump Jr. I guess we'll just have to wait and see if she's as oppressed as the rest of us. If she's oppressed then so are we all oppressed, right? What's the difference between being oppressed in America today and being oppressed back in the days of the olden days? How oppressed are we today's celebrities? What is it that makes us oppressed? Is it the fact that we're getting crushed by inflation? Or is it because we're losing our jobs because we don't get enough vaccines? or is it something else? I don't know, but I can tell you one thing for sure, we're all getting crushed! Let's talk about it, shall we? If you're not getting enough vaccines, then you need to get your shots, or you're losing your jobs because you aren't getting enough vitamins, then maybe you should get vaccinated. Or maybe you need a shot of something that doesn't make you feel like you're getting enough food? We'll talk about how oppressed you are! or maybe you don't have enough food, but you're just don't need to eat enough to keep up with your calories, so you need more than you should be getting enough of that you can eat enough of it? Let me know what you're oppressed, and I'll give you some tips on how you can get enough food and enough vitamins and minerals to keep your body mass index so you can be a little bit better. I'll tell you what you can do about it! ENJOYING IT, y'all! -TALKING ABOUT IT, Bizarro World. - RATE IT, RACIST, RAY! - RAY'SORRY, RYAN BONUS EPISODES, ENJUICY! - JOKER'S BABY'S TALKING TO ME! - BIZarro WORLD, YO'LL!
00:00:08.000I didn't realize that being really famous, being a darling of the media, being worth like 12 million dollars, definitely not missing any meals, didn't realize that made you oppressed in America Day.
00:00:23.000Like imagine like Imagine how oppressed, like, someone who lost their jobs because they wouldn't get vaccinated.
00:00:32.000Imagine being, like, targeted by the IRS or the FBI. Because if Lizzo's oppressed, folks, I'm going to say this, and someone's going to clip without the detail and, you know, try to own me with this.
00:00:44.000But, like, if Lizzo's oppressed, then so am I, right, in this world.
00:00:47.000I mean, I've got the FBI breaking down our doors with the hostage rescue team at my family house.
00:00:54.000Like... If Lizzo's oppressed, so is Donald Trump Jr., folks.
00:00:59.000This is the insanity of the left, right?
00:01:02.000Again, I didn't realize being a multi-millionaire, going around on private jets, like, taking photo shoots in, like, a bikini while being, like, north of 300 pounds, and, like, being like, this is healthy.
00:01:15.000Beauty, you know, being a media darling like that, you know, going around in mansions and winning awards, that makes you oppressed if you're a leftist today in America.
00:02:03.000It means everything. We can change history when you're voting for the laws that are oppressing us.
00:02:08.000Like, hey, can I think of someone less oppressed than Lizzo?
00:02:13.000You probably are wearing a dress at this event that costs more than most people's rent.
00:02:17.000You're adored as like a demigod by strangers and like you're oppressed in America.
00:02:24.000You're so oppressed that you can wear like a bikini with your rear end hanging out while getting on a private plane and do a photo shoot and no one's like that's a little bit weird or like ridiculous or terrible like you're so oppressed that you feel comfortable doing that look at some of the pictures of just how oppressed Lizzo is that she can do this take these shots wear this clothing Live this lavishly, and say it with a straight face.
00:02:53.000Tell us how oppressed you are again, please.
00:02:55.000I gotta see this, because like I said, if Lizzo's oppressed, and so is Donald Trump Jr., Because I imagine she's got a lot more adoring people in the media than I do.
00:03:22.000They've literally changed, like, the definition of healthy.
00:03:24.000I think it was for Lizzo. I don't want to be wrong.
00:03:26.000I don't want to get fact-checked, but, like, there was someone else that was rather really portly and put on, like, the cover of, like, one of these, like, in-shape magazines in the not-so-distant past, and there's, like, the new healthy.
00:04:00.000Like, man, I can only hope that everyone all over the world is one day as oppressed as Lizzo.
00:04:07.000Okay? We can all hope that if we live in that, we would live in the greatest universe ever.
00:04:13.000If Lizzo is oppressed, folks, Man, imagine what real people who are losing their jobs, who are getting crushed by inflation, who are getting crushed by incompetence.