TRIGGERnometry - December 23, 2025


2025： The Year of the Moron


Episode Stats

Length

6 minutes

Words per Minute

166.32353

Word Count

1,131

Sentence Count

104

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

2019 was a year of war, destruction, geopolitical instability and politicians still not knowing what a woman is. Can a woman have a penis? Yes, we all know what a penis. But this has been the year where the Middle East became the focal point of everyone s attention. The United States and Israel conducted a 12 day war with Iran to prevent them getting a nuclear weapon. Tucker Carlson claimed it would be the beginning of World War 3.

Transcript

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00:01:00.000 Well KK, 2025 is nearly over and it's been another fun packed year of war, destruction, geopolitical instability and politicians still not knowing what a woman is.
00:01:17.000 Can a woman have a penis?
00:01:19.000 Yes.
00:01:20.000 Come on Zack.
00:01:21.000 We all know what a woman is.
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00:01:29.000 But this has been the year where the Middle East became the focal point of everyone's attention.
00:01:34.000 So just like every year then?
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00:01:36.000 The United States and Israel conducted a 12 day war with Iran to prevent them from getting a nuclear weapon.
00:01:43.000 The official title for the military attack was Operation Rising Lion.
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00:01:51.000 Trump fired his big rocket into Iran's mountains.
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00:01:57.000 And significantly damaged Iran's nuclear facilities.
00:02:00.000 The attack was successful despite resistance within MAGA.
00:02:04.000 Tucker Carlson claimed it would be the beginning of World War 3.
00:02:08.000 It wasn't.
00:02:09.000 So he had no choice but to go back to interviewing the great intellectuals of our time.
00:02:14.000 Candace Owens, Nick Fuentes and Milo Yiannopoulos.
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00:02:21.000 All that actually happened was the Iranians responded by doing what they do best.
00:02:25.000 Screeching about infidels, firing missiles at Israel and eventually capitulating and signing a ceasefire.
00:02:31.000 That of course wasn't the only peace deal.
00:02:33.000 Donald Trump helped to broker a historic ceasefire agreement between Hamas and Israel securing the return of the hostages.
00:02:41.000 The only thing quieter than Hamas's guns at this point were the Hollywood celebrities who suddenly had no interest in talking about Palestine.
00:02:47.000 Many have argued that Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
00:02:50.000 And who could disagree?
00:02:51.000 Who else could have got Javier Bardem to shut up and take off that ridiculous kefir?
00:02:56.000 All the Hollywood actors went back to their usual talking points, wisely staying in the realm of fiction like movies, TV shows and the climate crisis.
00:03:04.000 Because when you've got nothing better to talk about and the career needs a boost,
00:03:08.000 you can always talk about how the world is going to explode into a giant ball of fire.
00:03:13.000 It's not all bad. If that happened, we wouldn't have to hear Hollywood lecture us about it.
00:03:17.000 2025 was also the year of ceasefires.
00:03:20.000 India and Pakistan had a short war before signing one.
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00:03:30.000 The conflict, like every war was dreadful, but apparently the food was excellent.
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00:03:39.000 Trump is now trying to negotiate a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine.
00:03:43.000 He's apparently got his best guy on the case in Steve Wyckoff.
00:03:46.000 Sorting this conflict is proving much trickier for Steve as he still doesn't know exactly where Ukraine is.
00:03:51.000 All he does know is it's been a long war, Putin's a top lad and it's all Zelensky's fault.
00:03:56.000 We could talk about Keir Starmer, but honestly, what's the point?
00:04:00.000 Not even his own mother finds Keir Starmer interesting.
00:04:03.000 Keir Starmer is so boring that his house got firebombed by a bunch of Ukrainian rent boys
00:04:08.000 and everyone just shrugged their shoulders and went, oh well, what's for dinner?
00:04:11.000 He's so tedious, he makes Liz Truss appear charismatic and competent.
00:04:15.000 And whilst we're on the subject of British female politicians, can you all please stop crying?
00:04:21.000 It's embarrassing.
00:04:22.000 To be fair, it's just the left wing ones.
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00:04:28.000 That's their hobby.
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00:05:09.000 Yes, it's been a spicy time politically.
00:05:12.000 In September, hundreds of thousands of frustrated, pent-up English men gathered in central London to blow off some steam.
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00:05:21.000 Speaking of adult entertainment, Keir Starmer finally blocked all the naughty websites, which might be a good thing as pornography was getting so extreme.
00:05:29.000 I mean, everywhere you look, it's stepdaughter this, stepdaughter that.
00:05:33.000 It's good to see Woody Allen back directing again.
00:05:36.000 On top of this, we had a new scandal come to light.
00:05:39.000 Migrants were apparently going to their local parks and capturing and eating all the swans.
00:05:44.000 Despite the public outcry, the BBC tried to be more inclusive and launched their new cooking competition, The Great British Lake Off.
00:05:51.000 And that sums up 2025.
00:05:53.000 Across the globe, it was the story of wars, bloodshed and ceasefires.
00:05:57.000 Whilst in the UK, it was crying left-wing politicians, open borders and a big bonfire.
00:06:02.000 Otherwise known as the British economy.
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