TRIGGERnometry - December 23, 2025


2025： The Year of the Moron

Hosted by
Francis Foster Konstantin Kisin
Mentioned
Donald Trump Keir Starmer Steve Wyckoff Nick Fuentes Milo Yiannopoulos Tucker Carlson Candace Owens Javier Bardem Jeremy Corbyn Zahra Sultana Bonnie Blue Woody Allen Liz Truss Zelensky Morgan Putin Zack
Meghan Markle, Brigitte Macron, Piers Morgan and Feminism - Christina P Why Socialism Never Works - A Warning From Venezuela - Daniel Di Martino

Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

166.32

Word count

1,131

Sentence count

118

Harmful content

Misogyny

6

sentences flagged

Toxicity

14

sentences flagged

Hate speech

11

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

2019 was a year of war, destruction, geopolitical instability and politicians still not knowing what a woman is. Can a woman have a penis? Yes, we all know what a penis. But this has been the year where the Middle East became the focal point of everyone s attention. The United States and Israel conducted a 12 day war with Iran to prevent them getting a nuclear weapon. Tucker Carlson claimed it would be the beginning of World War 3.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
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00:01:00.000 Well KK, 2025 is nearly over and it's been another fun packed year of war, destruction, geopolitical instability and politicians still not knowing what a woman is. 1.00
00:01:17.000 Can a woman have a penis? 1.00
00:01:19.000 Yes. 1.00
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00:01:34.000 So just like every year then?
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00:01:36.000 The United States and Israel conducted a 12 day war with Iran to prevent them from getting a nuclear weapon.
00:01:43.000 The official title for the military attack was Operation Rising Lion.
00:01:48.000 Coincidentally also Stormy Daniel's nickname for Donald Trump.
00:01:51.000 Trump fired his big rocket into Iran's mountains.
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00:01:57.000 And significantly damaged Iran's nuclear facilities.
00:02:00.000 The attack was successful despite resistance within MAGA.
00:02:04.000 Tucker Carlson claimed it would be the beginning of World War 3.
00:02:08.000 It wasn't.
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00:02:14.000 Candace Owens, Nick Fuentes and Milo Yiannopoulos. 0.99
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00:02:21.000 All that actually happened was the Iranians responded by doing what they do best.
00:02:25.000 Screeching about infidels, firing missiles at Israel and eventually capitulating and signing a ceasefire. 1.00
00:02:31.000 That of course wasn't the only peace deal.
00:02:33.000 Donald Trump helped to broker a historic ceasefire agreement between Hamas and Israel securing the return of the hostages.
00:02:41.000 The only thing quieter than Hamas's guns at this point were the Hollywood celebrities who suddenly had no interest in talking about Palestine.
00:02:47.000 Many have argued that Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
00:02:50.000 And who could disagree? 0.93
00:02:51.000 Who else could have got Javier Bardem to shut up and take off that ridiculous kefir? 1.00
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00:03:13.000 It's not all bad. If that happened, we wouldn't have to hear Hollywood lecture us about it.
00:03:17.000 2025 was also the year of ceasefires.
00:03:20.000 India and Pakistan had a short war before signing one.
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00:03:30.000 The conflict, like every war was dreadful, but apparently the food was excellent. 1.00
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00:03:39.000 Trump is now trying to negotiate a ceasefire between Russia and Ukraine.
00:03:43.000 He's apparently got his best guy on the case in Steve Wyckoff.
00:03:46.000 Sorting this conflict is proving much trickier for Steve as he still doesn't know exactly where Ukraine is.
00:03:51.000 All he does know is it's been a long war, Putin's a top lad and it's all Zelensky's fault. 0.96
00:03:56.000 We could talk about Keir Starmer, but honestly, what's the point?
00:04:00.000 Not even his own mother finds Keir Starmer interesting.
00:04:03.000 Keir Starmer is so boring that his house got firebombed by a bunch of Ukrainian rent boys 1.00
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00:04:11.000 He's so tedious, he makes Liz Truss appear charismatic and competent.
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00:05:12.000 In September, hundreds of thousands of frustrated, pent-up English men gathered in central London to blow off some steam.
00:05:19.000 Indeed, it was a record turnout for Bonnie Blue.
00:05:21.000 Speaking of adult entertainment, Keir Starmer finally blocked all the naughty websites, which might be a good thing as pornography was getting so extreme.
00:05:29.000 I mean, everywhere you look, it's stepdaughter this, stepdaughter that.
00:05:33.000 It's good to see Woody Allen back directing again.
00:05:36.000 On top of this, we had a new scandal come to light.
00:05:39.000 Migrants were apparently going to their local parks and capturing and eating all the swans. 1.00
00:05:44.000 Despite the public outcry, the BBC tried to be more inclusive and launched their new cooking competition, The Great British Lake Off.
00:05:51.000 And that sums up 2025.
00:05:53.000 Across the globe, it was the story of wars, bloodshed and ceasefires.
00:05:57.000 Whilst in the UK, it was crying left-wing politicians, open borders and a big bonfire.
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