Comedian Simon Evans Learns the Life-Changing Truth About His Dad
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Summary
Comedian Simon Evans returns to Trigonometry for the third time to discuss his new book, The Work of the Devil. In it, he reveals that he was actually conceived by a woman named Mary Barton and her husband Bertolt Wiesner, and that over the course of 22 years, they used his sperm to create hundreds of children.
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In the show that I'm just winding up now, The Work of the Devil, which contained two major revelations in the second half,
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one of which, the most famous one, and what it's sort of about, was the discovery that I was donor-conceived.
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And I learned through a DNA test that I was actually conceived in a clinic in central London,
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run by a woman called Mary Barton and her husband, Bertolt Wiesner.
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And the husband, Bertolt Wiesner, was, it turns out, supplying the vast majority of the sperm
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that was getting women pregnant over the course of about 22 years.
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It's thought to a father of somewhere between 600 and 1,000 children, so I have all these half-siblings.
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The first time I went into that room, where they were all having lunch, the first big gathering,
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there were 27 of them in there, and they were the first blood relatives I'd been in a room with, ever.
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I mean, that's extraordinary, isn't it? At the age of, what, 55 or something?
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I think the kind of the core philosophical conundrum that you get to through recognising it and pondering on it
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is, there is no alternative. It's not like, I could have been this, or I could have, I would not exist.
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Hello and welcome to Trigonometry. I'm Francis Foster.
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And this is a show for you if you want honest conversations with fascinating people.
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Our terrific guest today returns to the show for the third time. He's one of our favourite comedians here in Britain
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and has also become a very prominent commentator as well. Simon Evans, welcome back to the show.
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Thank you very much. I'm very excited to be doing my third show. I am looking forward to wearing my badge.
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I think there should be one, or maybe a tattoo or something. I don't know.
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Oh, absolutely, on your forehead. It comes with a free bank account cancellation, mate.
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Oh, yeah. I've been reading about those. Yeah, they're spreading out now, aren't they?
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Yeah. Just want to make it clear that we were the first.
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I actually had my bank account cancelled in 1993.
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Yeah. Before I'd even become a comedian, let alone a commentator,
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just for not ever, like, having enough money in my bank account.
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It was like, you know what, we're just, this is getting boring.
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That's a very old school way to get your bank account cancelled.
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Exactly. It was like, stop fooling with us. You know, I was like, I was basically, like, broken up with.
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So, yeah, so I have, you know, I have that mottled sympathy for the current wave.
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Yeah, well, it is pretty extraordinary what's happening now, isn't it?
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I mean, weaponising financial services is kind of, I mean, people, it's the sort of thing that weird conspiracy people on Twitter with weird avatars used to sort of say, you know, CDBC and this and that.
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Yeah, I think the first time I became aware of that level of interference was during the truckers demos in Canada.
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And that was particularly disgusting because, of course, people were trying to support them through charitable donation.
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And the platforms through which those donations were collected were going, sorry, we're not going to give that to the truckers, but here are some causes that we're going to support instead.
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I mean, that was a level of chutzpah, you might say, that was quite jaw-dropping.
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But, yeah, I mean, it is, I don't know, individual cases, obviously yours, you know, it just seems appalling.
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Other people, there might be reasons, who knows, you know, obviously you don't want to stick your nose in too far and find out what might be going on.
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But that level of control, that level of chill, you know, every so often you think with the general trend that we've been talking about,
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obviously since trigonometry has been around, that kind of quiet authoritarianism that's, you know, the ability to render certain narratives or points of view inoperable, non-viable, to move the Overton window.
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You know, we keep thinking it's losing its momentum now, it's petering out.
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And then something like that happens and you go, no, actually, it's moving into a new and slightly more sinister form.
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And do you feel that authoritarian chill on your shoulder, Simon?
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Well, I mean, I don't know that I, I've always tried to keep it at arm's length.
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You know, I host a show a couple of weeks, a couple of nights a week on GB News.
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And GB News, some people would say is, you know, is very much, you know, a shibboleth for a certain kind of tribe in the culture wars.
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But I'm not one of those people who kind of puts that in my bio and goes, here I am, you know, and I don't have flags and emojis next to my name.
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I personally don't feel I've been closed down personally, you know, and I don't think my bank account is under threat.
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But of course, you never know which HR departments have decided that you're not going to be hosting their awards this year.
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You never know which venues have quietly thought we'd probably rather not have him touring it.
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But of course, you know, you wouldn't necessarily hear about it.
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If they're doing their job well, those authoritarians, you don't know until you just sort of find yourself washed up on some beach on some uncharted island and no longer booked.
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And Simon, you've always been someone who had something to say in addition to the comedy that you did.
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It's one of the reasons I'm such a big fan of yours.
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But with GB News and with more writing that you now do for the publications, you've kind of stepped into a little bit more of a commentator role as well, more so than in the past.
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I mean, I started writing for Spiked a couple of years ago.
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That initially started really, actually, with a sort of couple of comedian obituaries.
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It's quite sad that a good friend and a guy I'd worked with, Sean Locke, died and they asked me to write an obituary for him.
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And then once you're sort of anchored to them, I write a fortnightly column for Spiked necessarily, I suppose, because that's the kind of engagement, you know, the sort of conversation that triggers engagement.
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You find yourself one week reflecting on something that feels like in the meat of the bat for me, like, I don't know.
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I mean, I am by instinct quite nostalgic, quite reflective, quite mellow, honestly, you know, and occasionally becoming infuriated, if anything, by triviality and so on.
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But you do notice the engagement absolutely skyrockets as soon as you start talking about certain, you know, hot-button topics.
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Well, it's been five minutes, so let's talk about trans-sign.
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No, but what I was going to ask you is, it's actually something, I mean, I don't even do stand-up anymore, it's something.
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What do you make, we asked Noam, who owns the Comedy Cellar in New York, about comedians commenting on things, and he actually thought it was quite a good thing, because comedians offer a slightly different perspective on things.
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I mean, my take on slightly edgier topics has always been, as I always, I've been doing it for 25 years, and I think straight away I was starting to do that, is to tease people and tantalise them with the prospect that I'm about to say something appalling or, you know, something that will get me cancelled, and then just pull back from the edge.
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The point of the edge is that you'll kind of go, you know, you'll get the vertigo, but you shouldn't actually be shoving people into the chasm, you know.
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I mean, I used to do a joke, like, 20, I say 25 years ago, I think, about saying, I have developed a painful condition, went to see the doctor about it, Indian chap.
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Pause while they go, oh my God, he's going to say something terrible about Indian doctors, Indian chap.
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Well, they call it Indian chap, it's just nappy rash, really, but they try and use it a bit, and it's just that.
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That kind of joke, I think, it's interesting, even just over the course of my career, you know,
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you will get people now who will recoil more firmly and be harder to tease back out again, you know.
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But, I mean, just on the trans thing, in the show that I'm just winding up now,
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The Work of the Devil, which contained two major revelations in the second half,
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one of which, the most famous one, and what it's sort of about,
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it was the discovery that I was donor-conceived.
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And I learned through a DNA test that I was actually conceived in a clinic in central London,
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run by a woman called Mary Barton and her husband, Bertolt Wiesner.
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And the husband, Bertolt Wiesner, was, it turns out, supplying the vast majority of the sperm
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that was getting women pregnant over the course of about 22 years.
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This has become, there are other cases of this coming out, there's been one come out this week, in fact.
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But at the time, and for several years, this was a standalone.
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It's thought to a father of somewhere between 600 and 1,000 children,
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So I use that to discuss, to give me the right, I suppose, to discuss the work of the devil
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being kind of technological strokes, sociological developments and innovations
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Are we sure that it's fine, that not only can two gay men get married,
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but they can have a child, they can have a baby?
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What methods are they using for this to happen?
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Express a certain amount of old-fashioned shock and horror about that in the first half,
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then reveal in the second half that exactly those methods were used to bring my existence about.
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If we hadn't been willing to, I mean, in the view of the church at the time,
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it was, they regarded it as a brainwave of Beelzebub.
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But the other one, which I find as interesting as well, was I had very low testosterone.
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And I did a blood test and found that that was causing me a certain amount of mental fog
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and actually sort of something quite close to depression, really,
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just like feeling miserable and unmotivated and so on.
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And I now take regular testosterone injections, which is not that unusual, of course, in middle-aged men.
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But at the level of testosterone that I had prior to those injections,
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I was eligible to compete in the women's weight mixture at the Olympic Games.
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or at least an opportunity to tease a little bit about, you know, let's see, how do we feel about, you know.
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And then, I mean, recently the substance I use is called sustenone.
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Sustenone, I think it comes from Australia for some reason.
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And there was a sort of a bottleneck in supply, I think actually just caused by government interference
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I went on Twitter to find out if other people were getting these troubles.
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And all the other tweets were trans, trans men who were using sustenone,
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relying on sustenone to complete their or to continue their transition, you know.
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So I really genuinely am in that cohort by some standards.
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what was it like before you had T replacement and after T replacement?
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Well, I don't know how long it had been, like, really scraping along the bottom
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because it was quite bad by the time I had the blood test.
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But the sense beforehand that I was most aware of
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was a sort of a loss of motivation, a loss of decision-making ability.
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There's some quite interesting experiments been done
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where human brains have lost the part of, I can never remember which region it is,
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And some people think, oh, that will turn you into Spock, right?
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You'll just make clear decisions without having emotions cloud your thought processes.
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You have no template, you know, you have no rights and wrongs.
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I found it very hard to determine even in what order
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I should put on my socks and trousers in the morning.
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You know, I mean, I could be hesitating over that kind of thing, you know.
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And if four or five different objects were sitting on my desk requiring attention,
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But there is a sort of, I mean, there is an old man thing to that as well.
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I had the testosterone levels associated traditionally with 80-year-old men.
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But I mean, funny enough, I'd already spoken about it.
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There's a, I think it was a BBC show, The Big Question, hosted by Nicky Campbell,
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which had had an episode about masculinity and crisis, you know.
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And that had been my thing talking about, mainly because I'd read about it rather than
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realising I was subject to it, that men at all ages now, on average, have roughly half
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And I mean, I suppose the question is, well, is that necessarily a bad thing?
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Is that going to diminish the amount of pub fights and, you know, and brutalised marriages
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Or is it actually why we might all just be, you know, productivity is down and we don't
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There is a kind of feeling like the whole country is seized by that same lack of forward
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But afterwards, to answer your question, I felt pretty good almost straight away.
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A lot of the clouds cleared and I had a surge of activity.
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You know, the feeling of becoming better is the greatest feeling.
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You know, convalescence, it can't carry on forever.
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And I didn't keep pumping it up and like pumping iron, you know.
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But although I will say actually, funnily enough, I mean, I do go to the gym and I had
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noticed that it was beginning to become very difficult to improve in the gym.
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And I can now occasionally, if I like set my mind to it, see some results there as well.
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But yeah, I mean, everything comes back a little bit.
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And obviously the thing people will think about is libido, which, yeah, to some extent,
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I mean, it doesn't restore you to your 20s, but you have some sort of sense of being an
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And I saw your show, the show that you are wrapping up now.
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I saw an earlier version of it before the pandemic, actually.
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It's a brilliant show, really, really fascinating.
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And part of it is, of course, your character on stage.
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This is another dimension that you didn't mention.
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Your character on stage has always been of the slightly, somewhat snooty English gentleman.
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My mother's side is actually, in a way, almost more...
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Obviously, the father's genes are pure Ashkenazi.
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My mother's side is, like, seems to be Celtic and East European, and there's a bit of North
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Africa in there as well, which is really mysterious.
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But they, my parents, who are both still alive, are not particularly interested in pursuing that
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But yeah, I think to some extent, I think when you start out in stand-up comedy, you try
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I read a book recently, or listened to it, as I always do now, Camille Pallier's Sexual
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And thinking about Personae, as in masks, in performance and so on, they have to be quite
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oversimplified and specific and direct and consistent in order to create drama within what is otherwise
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And I think when you start out as a stand-up, you try on a few, some people, I did anyway,
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you know, to see which one the audience bought, basically, you know.
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And I remember the first few gigs I did, I was trying to present myself as a bit of a kind
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I thought of myself as a bit of a rock and roller, you know, in my late 20s, early 30s.
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I was a bit chaotic, a bit anarchic, you know, and a bit of an outsider and a rebel.
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And I remember audiences going, no, that's all it.
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And one day, you know, you try, well, how about if I'm a bit more like a lounge lizard?
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You know, there was a character Rob Newman used to do in Newman and Baddiel that was a
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sort of a Jarvis, I think he was called, who was sort of slimy and unreliable, you know,
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And I found that they were, yeah, now we can see that.
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But I think over the course of a stand-up career, necessarily, you will, if you allow
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And it's important you do, because otherwise you start just repeating yourself.
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I think the first 10 years or so, I was like that.
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Then I think I moved into a slightly different persona when I had kids and became admired
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And then I became, you know, your classic sitcom dad, you know, beleaguered, you know,
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And I felt much more comfortable in that terrain ever since, actually.
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I think when you're a cuckoo in the nest and you don't know why, you look around for a persona
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that might enable you to critique the expectations of your own family and upbringing and so on.
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And I didn't feel comfortable entirely in that upbringing.
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And I thought, well, maybe that's one way I could do it.
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But funny enough, on the way up here, for instance, I was listening to a wonderful book
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And he's written a memoir of growing up in a pretty poor family in Dundee, Dundee area.
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And it's vastly more recognisable to me, that background, weirdly, than any of the stuff
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I sort of purported to be a part of, you know, when I was a stand-up.
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He was talking about, you know, street games and playground nonsense and, you know, collecting
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coal that had fallen off the back of the coal truck.
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Now, we weren't quite that poor, but I was a lot closer to that than the sort of thing
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And after a while, that kind of mask just gets uncomfortable and you want to throw it
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But I mean, yeah, having children was a natural break in that.
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Having done the work of the devil, it feels like that was a culmination, like everything
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I'd done for the previous 25 years, could suddenly be seen in a new and clearer light.
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There's an interesting book called, I think, The Structure of Scientific Revolutions, Thomas
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And he says in, if I've understood it correctly, which is, you know, far from certain, he says,
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what happens, we tend to think of science as proceeding gradually in a linear fashion.
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He says, no, in fact, you have a set of theories which purport to describe and explain a certain
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phenomena, let's say, you know, the organisation of the solar system.
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And in order to make the observable facts fit that theory, more and more pressure builds,
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you know, more and more implausible workarounds or exemptions from the apparent rules.
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If you see the maps of the solar system and the orbits that the planets were supposed to
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be pursuing in order to obey the Ptolemaic universe before Copernicus goes, I don't know
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if anyone's noticed, but if you put the sun in the middle, it all gets a lot simpler.
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I'm just saying, you know, well, I think that happens in our own lives as well, to some
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extent, you know, you think to yourself, I know I'm, I don't know, I know I'm this,
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I know I'm that, I know I'm the other, and everything has to be crammed in there.
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And somebody goes, you know, I'm just saying, if you turned out to be half Jewish, and your
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father had not been, you know, that would explain quite a lot of it, wouldn't it?
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And a whole, like, heap of all the material I've been doing for the previous 25 years
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is suddenly, you know, thrown into a new light by that.
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And having done that, that being the sort of nature of that show, I feel like I almost
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just want to clear it all away, you know what I mean?
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And start again in some kind of Peter Brook, you know, experimental theatre, empty, empty
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Yeah, well, that's exciting for you creatively, but I was going to actually ask you something
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And it's something I think we need to talk more about in the public space.
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And I'm trying to do that, which is fatherhood and parenthood more generally.
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And what kind of impact did it have on you becoming a father?
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Or was it more of a burden in terms of your career and creativity and so on?
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Well, a number of things happened all at once, not all of which were directly just having
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My wife experienced quite bad postnatal depression.
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And I think that was probably a bigger issue in terms of maintaining my own sanity and balance
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And I think that was possibly one of the reasons why she was experiencing so much pain
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in discomfort, because I think for women, I mean, you're absolutely right, fatherhood,
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but also parent, I think motherhood even more so.
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I think, you know, both parents, but especially women are, I'm paraphrasing my own wife,
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I wouldn't dare to say it just off my own bat, but she says they're fed a lie, they're told
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a lie that they can have it all, that you can have kids and carry on enjoying your same
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And I'm not saying she's the first one or I'm the first one to acknowledge this.
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Obviously, you know, people have written books about it.
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It's funny how careful you have to be about saying that, though, because it is something,
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I mean, you're paraphrasing your wife, I will now paraphrase my wife, and you can speak
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to lots of women who you can paraphrase afterwards, who will all tell you exactly that, which is,
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you know, you have been told a bit of a lie, it changes the way you look at your life,
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your career, everything, and those things cease to be as important.
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Absolutely. And I mean, funny enough, I was listening yesterday, and I'm going to start
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throwing around my literary references too fast now, but Essays of Montaigne, who was
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like contemporary slightly earlier than Shakespeare, so this is 500 years ago, so people have been
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thinking about this, but he talks about the senses and about how there may be other conceivable
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senses of which we're not aware, and he has a blind friend who just doesn't understand
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what he's missing, and uses terms, he had a godson, and he says, oh, what a handsome boy,
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as he picks him up and holds him. He cannot see him, and the word handsome to him, who knows
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what that means, but he has heard it and he uses it. I think parenthood is a bit like that,
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and especially for mothers. Until you have a child, you don't know what it is that gets
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switched on inside you. It's not like wanting to get home to see like a TV drama that you've
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been following and being annoyed when your train is delayed because you can't get home.
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It's not like, it's not, it's a tug you haven't felt before. It's a hook that's placed into
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the centre of your being on a tightened cord that you cannot escape. And even now, Matilda,
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our daughter, is 19 and on her gap year and sends in WhatsApp messages and videos of her
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tearing through northern Thailand on mopeds without a helmet on, and I see them and go,
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what's she like? And I can see it is having the same effect that Kate would have if she
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saw her pram starting to roll down a hill. It just never goes. So as a father, I think
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to some extent, you are then coping with that, and the domestic environment becomes more complex
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than you might have thought. And also, if I'm honest, I suppose we had a few, well,
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there were a few conversations we perhaps should have had before we had the children, which might
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have at least allowed us to navigate beforehand and know exactly where we were going.
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Well, for instance, it turned out my wife was particularly keen that they be privately educated,
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which has been extraordinarily expensive. And it is one of the reasons she wanted to carry
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on working so that that could happen. Now, I'm not sure that would have been a priority for me,
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but certainly it's one of those things. I think if you're going to have kids, it's, I mean, I don't
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know, this is tricky, because on the one hand, I would say yes, as an individual, if you're going
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to have kids, you will probably benefit from having a lot of serious conversations beforehand,
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before you even get married, really, about, you know, if we're getting married, this isn't just a
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question of like, expressing devotion and love for one another. We are, what we're about to do make
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setting up a business look trivial. You know, having children, by comparison with getting a
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mortgage or something together is, you know, it's, it's an enormous commitment.
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And you have a great line about it, don't you? Something about how you're running.
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We've set up a small business together. This is going well, why don't we see,
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why don't we get a troop of baboons to run the posters? Yeah, it's disruptive. And also,
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you know, you want to make sure your values are roughly aligned. People talk about value
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alignment now in terms of AI. But you know, we find it hard enough in marriages, we think the
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marriage will go fine. So part of me wants to say that to individuals. But of course, as a society,
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we're already dipping well below replacement level fertility. And anything you say that puts people
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off, I don't know, I mean, it's a tricky conundrum. Because the truth is, of course, I mean, I've started
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to form the view over the last few years, that sort of realisation that the traditional purpose of
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religion as much as anything else was to enforce fertility, you know, to stop people just having
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fun, you know, to take their responsibility for planting and harvesting seriously. And it's
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terribly tempting to just keep putting it off. And if I say things like, oh, you need to make sure you
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both agree exactly on, you know, well, maybe you should just like, let nature take its course. I don't
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know. I do not know. My own father, born in 1930, I think he discovered quite recently going back
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through his own Paris records, I say my father, my social father, whatever, my dad, that he was born
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at the end of March 1930. His parents had been married three months previously. So that tells its
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own story as well. You know, he probably wouldn't exist if they'd had a discussion about value alignment,
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you know. Me neither. So who knows? Who knows? But yeah, you can't, you can't minimise it. And it is
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disruptive. And interesting, I know that some people have said, I know some men say, you know,
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you have a child and you go, right, I will go out and provide. Well, if you can do that, that's great.
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But on the other hand, of course, it is quite, again, the domestic environment does suppress
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testosterone. I mean, that's proven. If you allow yourself to become enveloped in its warm embrace,
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you know, the whole point is to stop you playing around, for instance, you know, the more testosterone
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you have, the more likely you are to be to try and be unfaithful. And so nature has generally
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encouraged that to go down. And that then, of course, might diminish your inclination to go out
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hunting quite as often, you know. But yeah, it changes you. And it's not always easy to anticipate
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how it will do so, you know. And although you hear a lot of men going, I absolutely, it's all
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about, it's all about my wife. It's all about the little, you know, you do also notice a lot of men
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start taking on later nights at the office and so on. I mean, there was a guy, I don't want to call
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him an absolutely, you know, an absolute hypocrite. But I can't remember his name, Ben something,
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I think, a sort of outdoorsman who makes TV documentaries about, you know, going down,
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paddling down the Amazon and that sort of thing. And he did one of those interviews,
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like lifestyle interview in the Sunday magazine, you know, saying, I always carry with me the,
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you know, the Polaroid of my wife and daughter, because that's who I'm doing it for. And I'm like,
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mate, you're away for three months shooting a documentary on the Amazon. You don't get to
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present as the devoted father. I'm sorry, you are absent, you know. And there are other ways you
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could have earned a living, but you want to do something exciting. I don't blame you, but you
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know, let's not pretend that you are doing it for them, you know. Simon, we've been talking a lot,
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actually, what's very interesting about this interview is about identity. And when you receive
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that news about who your biological father was, what did that do to your identity, your identity
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as a son to your father, but also who you are? Did it make you literally question every single
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thing about you? Well, I wouldn't say every single thing, but it certainly changed my relationship,
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my realisation. For instance, my relationship with my father, yes. And I realised, and I still do
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think that I've spent quite a lot of my adult life kind of defending his views to an extent that I
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might not have done if I didn't actually find them so puzzling. Or his way of being, seeing it at a
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slight remove, you know, and always thinking. I admired, for instance, the fact that he made a very
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plain decision early in life, I think, to accept that he had to sell eight hours of his waking life
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every day to a firm, do something in which he would not take a huge amount of constructive
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satisfaction. But then he had his hobbies in the evening, and he always got all of his satisfaction
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from life out of model making, gardening, carpentry, winemaking, and all sorts of weird,
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incredible, rich hobby life. Had no real interest. And I always, one of the reasons is to stand up,
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I don't really like it when compayers stand on the stage and say to the bloke in the front row,
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what's your name and what do you do? Because they're being asked for their job title, and that
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isn't who people are, you know. And yet I've gone down completely the opposite route. I have virtually
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no hobbies to speak of, and I get all my creative satisfaction from the work I do as a career.
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And so I suppose I always had him at a sort of one remove, in a way, and I felt almost fiercely
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defensive of him. I mean, I didn't vote for Brexit, didn't want Brexit. I wasn't like a fierce
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remainer. But when the hostility emerged to people who had voted for Brexit, and my father
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had voted for Brexit, you know, that aroused in me a kind of like a red mist, you know, level of
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defensive, you know, don't you dare call my father an idiot, bigot, racist, whatever. I'm not sure
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I would, one would normally have had that relationship with a man who was actually one's
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biological father. I don't know. But I feel like I was protecting a man who I had a slightly
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unresolved relationship with in that respect. And I think I feel I see it slightly more differently
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now. But in terms of identity, this is, it's extraordinarily potentially toxic, but I am in
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no doubt. I think I've always had like massively disproportionately more Jewish friends than you
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know, you would expect from representation. My best friend at school, as I say in the show, was
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Ross Cohen, who was the best man, my best man at my wedding, and I now know was the only other Jewish
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boy in the class, you know. I don't know that that could have been coincidence. It seems like an
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odd one to me. So yes, I do think there is, you know, just a smidgen of Jewish identity that comes
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from God knows how, some sort of, you know, Gino type expression in, in personality. But
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I suppose, funny enough, one of the people I used to have regular conversations with about
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is their identity, you know, one of the reasons I think I wanted to take the DNA test, which I don't
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explore that much on stage, but I think I had become aware that everyone, I think this was about
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2016. Everyone seemed to be aligning more and more with their racial or ethnic identity. That was
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becoming a big thing. And it had underscored a lot of, yeah, tribal behavior on Twitter and so on.
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And I thought, I don't even really know what my ethnic identity is. Evans is a Welsh surname,
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but I don't, we don't have any kind of sense of being Welsh. There's a sort of, you know,
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there's, there's, my parents have done a bit of the old fascial version of ancestry and that
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disappeared into the mud of, you know, of Bedfordshire subsistence farming. And I thought maybe if I
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discover, you know, some Viking or Mongolian or some kind of warrior horde from 2000 years ago,
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that gives you some sense of being anchored in the past, that other people seem to draw some sort of
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sustenance from. And not always necessarily a bad thing, you know. I think a lot of us, I think a lot,
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I think of, I say us, a lot of those of us who felt we were just white British in a vague sense,
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felt a certain amount of envy for those who could say, I am, I don't know, Palestinian British,
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or I am Iranian British, or whatever. They have some ethnicity with a, with a, with a story to it that
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has, I don't know, kind of inflames the imagination a little bit. I didn't expect to find what I did,
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of course. And having done so, in a way, I find that I can close that book now. And I don't actually
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rely on it. But I do recognise that it, it probably informs me a little bit more than,
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than I had previously recognised. Because so many of my traits are traditional Jewish traits,
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And has it changed your mind about the whole nurture and nature debate? Are there things that
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you look at, and you just go, now that you've got this information, you go, well, actually,
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this, this isn't my lived experience, for want of a better word, Simon?
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I think my, funny enough, my view of the nature and nurture debate has been affirmed by it. I don't
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think I was that rocked, because I genuinely do, I've been firmly in the nature side for quite some
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time. I'd done a bit of reading anyway, I found Robert Plowman's work on it very interesting. You
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know, that seems to me fairly unambiguous. I think that there's, you know, I understand why people
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want to believe that they can nurture their children. And my father, of course, took on the
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responsibility of doing so on the understanding that he would have some impact on who I am.
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And I don't want to say, sorry, Dad. But I don't know, I don't think there's any shame in feeling
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that it's all, a lot of it is baked in. There seems to be, to me, most of the, most of the
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literature now, most of the science seems to confirm that something between 50 and 75% of what
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you might call personality traits or whatever, are pretty much baked in through genetics, albeit with
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the ability. It's not predictably baked in, based on the two people who are mating, you can have two
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completely different children. In fact, if anything, the thing, the first thing that will teach you that
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nurture is, is an illusion is your second child. You know, because as soon as you try and apply exactly
00:35:48.840
the same parenting techniques, and they just, you know, they're off, and you're like, what the hell
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happened there? But even then, yeah, so there's some kind of, there's a lot of noise, even as your body
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tries to read the blueprint and going, so what, sorry, where are we supposed to put the, you know, and
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Chinese whispers is as good a description as anything for how, you know, the cracks that
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the light gets in, or the swerve, you know, as Lucretius has it. But the other part is even
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more weird, is the non-shared environment. They say there is, you know, there are environmental
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effects, but they have no idea what it is. The shared environment is the family or your friends,
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whatever. The non-shared environment is essentially the dark matter, as far as I can tell, of,
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personality. And nobody knows what it is. But I was pretty much there with that already. You know,
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I was already quite convinced of that. In a way, that was why I wanted to sort of have a name and
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a tag to put on my identity to know what it was, you know, what was emerging, what was expressing
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itself. And I think if we got past the idea that, consequently, if you just put enough money into
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education or whatever, we can raise a universally, you know, high achieving cohort of young people who
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are currently being let down by nursery or whatever, if we could just get past that nonsense, that
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fiction, that fantasy, it would just take so much of the pressure off parents who might be, like, concerned
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that they are failing in some way as soon as their child turns out to struggle with math. You know,
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it's like, so much of it is, I'm afraid, you know, which is not to say that they don't need some sort
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of support structures. But parenting is much more fun if you go, to be honest, it doesn't really
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matter if we spend the weekend going over their homework, or like, just like rolling around like
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gorillas in the mist. Do you know what I mean? That is not going to have a long term effect on their
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educational prospects. So I feel that is, that would be like the gospel if we could get it out there.
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But again, that, funny enough, goes back again, because my wife is genetically predetermined to
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believe that you need to spend the weekend going over their homework. So, you know.
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But it's also, it must have been impressed on you, the genetics and the roles genetics plays in all
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of our lives, even though we don't want to admit it. When you met brothers and sisters, I know one of your
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brothers, that must have been a real light bulb moment.
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Ah, okay. That's interesting. Yeah. I mean, and we were born quite close to each other as well. I
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have brothers and sisters stretching backwards, mostly, back to 1945. My oldest brother is 79 now.
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David and I have worked together. I mean, we are obviously close, and we think we may have been
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from the same batch, as we put it, because he was certainly freezing batches, because he was
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getting old and had Parkinson's by the time we were born. But yeah. Yeah. I mean, it certainly
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did. We don't all, I mean, we're half brothers and sisters. So there's the opportunity for a lot to
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be, you know, messed with. But as a cohort, we are, yeah, there are certain traits, you know.
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Now, I could then say, are they from Wiesner, or are they like Ashkenazi traits? And I personally
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think they're pretty much, obviously, Ashkenazi traits. You know, pretty much everyone is very
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verbal. You know, they all have, there's an awful lot of us, as I put it in the show, who have
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leveraged a degree of verbal fluency to avoid doing any hard work.
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And I feel that, you know, I'm in the position to be able to say that. But that's a recognisable
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thing, certainly, you know. But then Ashkenazi, it's weird, because I know there's been a, you
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know, a long history of arguing, is it a faith? Is it an ethnicity, you know, Judaism? There's
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a famous line from one of my absolute all-time heroes, Alan Corrin, reading about the Jewish
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Chronicle, I think it was, congratulating him on becoming the first, it wasn't the first
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Jewish editor of Punch, but something like that, something he'd achieved. And he went,
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what nonsense, I haven't been Jewish for years. Now, he's obviously tongue-in-cheek, but that,
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you know, and at times, of course, that has inflamed, I mean, that's kind of, you know, that's
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the part of the whole road to Auschwitz stuff, you know, is it just a religion or whatever?
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But, you know, the data is in now. It's an ethnicity and the most definitely identifiable
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and unmistakable ethnicity probably of any in Europe. You know, the particular heartland
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of the Ashkenazi Jews from, well, Germany, Poland around there or whatever. And to the
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extent that David finds through a perfectly, you know, not alarmingly, but he is connected
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to Wiesner twice. He was fathered by him, but it was also a tiny bit incestuous, his union.
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You know, his mother was slightly related to Wiesner, which is, again, not that unusual,
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you know. So if you want to have like a, I don't know, a test case, a natural laboratory
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for testing these things, then the Ashkenazi have already presented you with it to a very
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large extent. I don't know, are you fully Ashkenazi?
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Quarter, okay. And what are the three quarters?
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So I'm half Eastern European, which will be a mix of Russian, Ukrainian, and a quarter,
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I mean, we would say Greek, but it's probably more like Ottoman Greek.
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You know, from that part of the Black Sea coast, I'd imagine.
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But again, the verbal thing, I think, is getting away with the hard work. I was curious to touch
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on your relationship with your father, and I'm curious about, you talk about it in the
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show a little bit, the impact that had, because here you are, you suddenly realize this person
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you've called your father and thought of as your father and treated as your father isn't
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your biological father. And it was, you know what, maybe this will be me revealing publicly
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how weird my parents were, but they always asked me what, how I would feel if I'd found
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out I was adopted. Now, in my case, there's zero chance of that, because they had me when
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So I don't think they were in the adoption market, so to speak, at all. It was a complete
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accident. And again, it wouldn't have happened if people had thought about childbirth as carefully
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But it is an interesting question, I think, and a question that most people would actually
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think about in some way. You know, what happens if you realize that your parents or one of
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Yeah, it's interesting that your parents would ask you that. I mean, mine obviously steered me
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Absolutely, you know. I mean, I remember you, I did used to think when I said, I remember
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very specifically having these thoughts, I think maybe age or nine, but I can picture
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myself in bed thinking, I just don't think he's my dad. And yet I cannot imagine a scenario
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that would, that would explain that because I knew I wasn't adopted because my mother had
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gone into a lot of detail about exactly how painful and touch and go labor had been. You
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know, I was in, I think, an incubator for a couple of days and she was desperately like
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sad that she wasn't allowed to hold me and cuddle me. And she talks about that quite
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often and we get misty eyed talking about it, you know. And I was like, you wouldn't
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make that up, you know, just to kind of give plausible. And so I knew she wouldn't have
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had an affair. I mean, there was like zero chance of that or anything weird like that.
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And obviously it never occurred to me that such a transgressive scenario as artificial
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Well, why did you think that your dad is not your dad? Is it just because you're so different?
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Good question. It's a really good question. I think at that age, I can't have been thinking
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it logically. So I think it must have been visceral. And I think what it might have been,
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I sometimes think it might have been like pheromones or something like that. He used to be quite
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affectionate. I would sit on his lap sometimes when I was little and watch TV, you know.
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And I was very fond of him and he was a lovely big bear to hug. But I kind of felt differently
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about his smell and being than I did about my mother's, you know, with whom I would kind
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of absolutely, you know, nestle up to like a pup in a basket, you know. Whereas with him,
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it was more like an uncle. And I do remember also I had another uncle. We're a quite small
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family. My mother's an only child as well. And my father has one half sister. His mother died
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very sadly before he was one. And his father remarried and they had Margaret. And so Margaret
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is supposed to be related to me. And it turns out isn't as well. My cousins, her two daughters
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were supposed to be related to me, aren't related to me. And then there was Fred, her husband,
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who was not supposed to be related to me. And I always instinctively felt a really strong
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bond with Fred. Because I think, I'm mapping this out now, but I think it was because I
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didn't sense that there was something I was supposed to feel or sense that I wasn't getting.
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So I relaxed about it. Do you know what I mean? He was just a man who was married into
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our family. And so I kind of instinctively, oh, we're like you and I, we're the same, you
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know. But where that came from? I mean, I just don't know. And I don't want any of this
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to, I mean, my dad was really a great dad. You know, he was a totally like a mensch.
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But, you know, it was weird. I know my, my, one of my best friends, Danny Solomon, who
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I was at university with and his dad, Harry Solomon.
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Yeah, yeah. So he used to come up to you or down to Southampton on occasion and take
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us out for dinner. And Harry took us out for dinner, me and Danny at one time. And I just
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had this weird feeling like, this is weird. This feels like a dad, you know, like this
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is how I, you know, I getting a little kind of bat signal like of this could be. And then
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when I met Jonathan Wiesner, who, again, is 78, I think, who is the natural born son
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of Bertolt Wiesner and Mary Barton, and was the kind of Rosetta Stone through which we all
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went, oh, we're his. He's quite like Sir Harry Solomon and quite like, again, I mean, he's
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my brother, but I actually feel like he's my father.
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So you genuinely feel a kinship with people to whom you're biologically related to, you perhaps
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hadn't met before. And that is so interesting, man.
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I mean, the first time I went into that room where they were all having lunch, the first
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big gathering, I was, you know, it was, they were the first, there were 27 of them in there.
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And they were the first blood relatives I'd been in a room with ever, basically, putting
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aside my own mother, you know, blood relatives of anything approaching my own tier, you know,
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my own generation. I mean, that's extraordinary, isn't it? At the age of, what, 55 or something?
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You know, it reminds me of something. I was talking to a friend of mine, because obviously
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my wife and I, we left having children quite late. So we'll probably, you know, who knows
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how many we'll be able to have. I'd happily, you know, have a lot, unlikely biologically
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to happen. And I was talking to a friend of mine who has adopted children. And he, without
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being overt about it, was kind of, he was saying, it's, it's not as rosy a thing as you think.
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Now, I'm not saying that's always the case for people. But it's interesting that there
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is that physical, whatever, physical or whatever it is. It's so fascinating to me. But we went
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on this sidetrack a little bit. And I asked you about the relationship with your father and
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what changed for you when you found out that actually you're not biologically. And it sounds
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Yeah. I mean, I suppose, yes, there's always a point. You lose something, I suppose. We
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have moved into perhaps a slightly more pragmatic recognition of the truth. And I know he felt
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hugely relieved when I went up and told my parents, you know, and some people said you shouldn't
00:48:13.940
do that because it might be of a shock to them. They might have managed to suppress that
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information. Apparently there were some fathers who, you always attended the clinic together,
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but there were some of them that were told that their sperm would be mingled with the
00:48:27.480
donor sperm. And it might just encourage it forward, give it the full propulsion. When
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it got there, it might be their sperm that got the woman pregnant, you know, so they might
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be all kinds of things that they've allowed themselves to believe. But when I told them
00:48:40.200
there was huge relief, definitely. And, and I think he had always just felt, you know,
00:48:46.340
that it was a fairly trivial thing, you know, and I certainly don't want to like, kind of
00:48:53.740
like shaking by the rappels and go, no, it's not trivial. You know, this is, this is life
00:48:58.400
itself, you know, but my view has to be that, you know, I have to recognize the truth of it
00:49:03.260
and there is a powerful bond there. But that is absolutely, of course, not to say the thing
00:49:07.400
you, I think the kind of the core philosophical conundrum that you get to through recognizing it
00:49:12.920
and pondering on it is there is no alternative. It's not like I could have been this or I could
00:49:18.480
have, I would not exist. They may have had a child by some other means, they might have
00:49:23.120
adopted or something, but I wouldn't exist. There is only one set of circumstances in which
00:49:28.060
I exist and that's it. You know, so there's no point at all in thinking I wish you this
00:49:33.780
or I wish you that, you know, whatever, or recognize it. It just, I wouldn't be, you know.
00:49:38.740
But I do think it's, it's probably relatively minor compared to the fact that, you know,
00:49:46.820
my father was 89 when he, when we closed that loop. He's now 93, they're elderly, you know,
00:49:54.900
and they are, the relationship with your parents changes at that point anyway. You know, you realize
00:49:59.700
it's on you now to be the parent, you know, to an extent. And, you know, I don't think,
00:50:05.540
I don't think the DNA connection is that important in terms of the responsibility I have towards
00:50:13.560
them or whatever at that point, you know. We're far past the point at which you, you know,
00:50:18.600
you have the kind of rebel without a cause kind of tear-stained row on the landing, you know,
00:50:23.380
about, you shouldn't, you know, what did you, why did you, you know, but that we can't do it.
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You know what I'm getting from this interview, Simon, is what a wonderful man your father is.
00:50:36.540
Oh, he is a great man. Yeah, he is. I can't talk about him for long on stage.
00:50:41.840
Before the old lower lip starts going. Yeah. He is because I think apart from anything else,
00:50:46.880
he's like an absolute template for how you make the best of what you have, you know,
00:50:51.280
which wasn't that much. He had such a blow to lose his mother. He was like 10 months old.
00:50:57.880
I think tuberculosis, nobody knows really. He has no memory of her at all. And he was farmed out
00:51:04.780
into foster care, basically, in extended family, because in those days, you know, a man,
00:51:08.840
working man couldn't look after a child on his own. And then they came, then they came back and then
00:51:13.320
the, and he was given Margaret and, and they are still incredibly close. But then the second
00:51:17.940
wife died again. And as I say, it's starting to look a bit suspicious now, but he married a third
00:51:22.580
time. He was raised by his stepmother. Well, he was 14. And I think when, when his father remarried the
00:51:27.520
second time to Ivy, who I knew as my grand, but she wasn't related to anyone, they had no children
00:51:32.840
together. People were just like picked off left, right and center. Do you want to mean like the
00:51:36.580
1930s and 40s, even without the war, she was a war widow, but most of it was pre penicillin.
00:51:41.420
That was the big deal. I think, I still think people don't recognize how, you know, how much of the
00:51:47.060
world changed when penicillin became available. That just, you know, people just used to die all the
00:51:52.160
time before their fifth birthday. You know, it was extraordinary. So he emerges out of that. He's
00:51:57.180
yanked out of school at the age of 14 by still living at that point with, with foster parents
00:52:02.220
who were just tired of feeding a child who wasn't contributing. So they pulled him out of school and
00:52:06.400
made him go to work. You know, he's a bright man. He could have had, I would have definitely a degree
00:52:11.340
of some sort and might've had a different life, but you know, no grudges made his way. As I say,
00:52:16.120
created his own reality, you know, that I could talk for an hour just about his hobbies, you know,
00:52:21.660
and about how rich he made his life at home. And you wrote a beautiful thread, I think on Father's
00:52:27.720
Day, perhaps last year about him and his hobbies and so on. Was it his, was it Father's Day? Was it
00:52:33.100
a birthday? It was his birthday. Yeah. It's there. Yeah. Aviation being the big one. He's still,
00:52:38.180
I've never met anyone who knows as much about my, about anything as my father knows about aviation and
00:52:43.320
not just, I mean, he will spot, you know, a mosquito at 2,000 paces or even by, by the specific
00:52:49.320
wine it makes. He made over 1,172 scale models, never, never moved out into a different, um, scale.
00:52:58.380
It's like, that's his religion, you know, that would be like, uh, like converting, but, um,
00:53:04.480
yeah, he made over. Like apostasy, it sounds like. Exactly. Yeah. He made over 40 specific
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different versions of the de Havilland Mosquito. That was his like, and, and they are now in
00:53:15.100
the Mosquito Museum. And then, but yeah, I mean, just like, um, I don't know, it feel like
00:53:23.200
a different, and because I'm not like him, I suppose I sort of see him as a, yeah, almost
00:53:27.720
as a sort of a figure I've read about in books or something, you know, and, um, I do have
00:53:35.100
that, uh, yeah, like that kind of, I'm slightly in awe of how anyone can be that, that patient
00:53:42.340
and committed to a certain way of life without, I suppose, seeking the affirmation that I've
00:53:49.460
done, you know, in my work and that sort of thing. He has just different needs. And so
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it's, I'm very, very grateful to have known him in that respect, you know, but it is a,
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uh, just a slightly different recognition because of that difference.
00:54:01.580
I think just as having mentioned him earlier, the first poem I encountered with Don Patterson
00:54:07.380
was a poem called The Elliptical Stylus, which is a fierce, like, like unbelievably fierce
00:54:13.780
defense of his father in a particular, very like tiny scenario. And that was the connection I made
00:54:22.100
with him. It's, uh, it's, and he is, I'm sure his biological father, but that is a, uh, a thing that
00:54:27.400
I find, yeah, is a very moving, like when you dwell on it, even for a moment, you, you, you get
00:54:37.460
It's, it, they're a different generation. I remember you brought up the mosquito. So my grandfather
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was born in the 1920s. My British grandfather, very, very bright, very intelligent man, went to
00:54:48.560
school in the North of England, had to leave school because it was the 1930s. He was from a
00:54:55.260
working class background. He emerged into the Great Depression in the Northwest of England.
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So he would go and try and get work. He would go to Liverpool, to Liverpool docks. There'd be
00:55:05.920
hundreds of men who would go to the gates of Liverpool docks. The foreman would come out
00:55:09.800
and would pick you, you, you, the rest of you F off. Just as this time that he started to make his
00:55:15.780
way, the World War II started. Then he became a joiner and he was working on the mosquito.
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He was, and he was a master joiner in the factories in the North of England.
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He worked on that plane. And then what happened is obviously, he was a very intelligent man,
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a very learning man, self-taught man. He would read the newspapers. He saw what was happening
00:55:36.340
with Hitler in second, in the second world, during the Second World War. And he was omitted. He didn't
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have to go and fight because he was a vital part of the war effort because he was making the
00:55:47.620
mosquito plane as a master joiner. But he felt so compelled to go and fight because he thought
00:55:54.480
what was happening in Europe was so egregious that he gave up that job and relative safety,
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said goodbye to his family, joined the war effort. Then he fought in Italy, fought all the way down
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and then fought in the Battle of El Alamein as a desert rat. Wow.
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Wow. And then after the end of the war, he was asked by his commanding officer, he said,
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Foster, you are a magnificent soldier. You should stay. You should stay on and be part of the army.
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And he actually said no, because he didn't see himself as a man of war. That was a principle
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for him. And then he returned to his family and raised a family. I think that generation
00:56:35.260
were different, the way they saw things, the way, their sense of duty. Maybe it's me
00:56:41.880
being nostalgic and projecting, but I think we've lost something. I don't think that generation,
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I think we've lost something of that generation, that sense of duty, that sense of there is something
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more important than me when we live in the age of the self.
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I mean, yeah, I absolutely agree. And it's a huge conversation in itself. I think there
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are certain things. I wrote a piece when the Queen died last year, just saying that I found
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it almost baffling that people didn't, that some people could express bemusement at the sense
00:57:20.280
of loss other people felt. I mean, she'd been there my entire life. There aren't many people
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that had been famous, let alone, you know, as a symbol of nationhood or whatever for my entire
00:57:31.860
life. But more, it was a sort of stirring of like what had at one time been throughout most of human
00:57:38.460
history, you know, the most primal emotion there is, you know, your commitment, your part of the
00:57:45.500
tribe, you know, your sense of belonging to something and being able to, you know, the imaginative
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sympathy to be able to invest an individual with a, with a, with a, with that sort of symbolic
00:57:56.820
importance. And regardless of scandals that come and go or personal failings, not very few of which
00:58:02.880
she of course really had anyway. But I think it's a similar thing, you know, the, the ability to
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identify and almost submerge yourself in something is something that I still have a stirring of, but I
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don't know whether it will be enough to sort of sign up to war if I've been younger, but, but is
00:58:18.860
gradually being, being lost and diminished as we, as we move, as you say, it's a kind of era of
00:58:25.360
individualism. And, and, and in some respects, you know, liberal democracy has, has encouraged that.
00:58:34.100
And, and, and, and, you know, you've had plenty of guests on the show who've, who've flagged the
00:58:40.180
dangers of collectivism under whatever banner it might fly. I mean, there will be some people who would
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say that for the very same reason that people like your grandfather are less inclined, don't
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exist now, who would, who would take it on as a duty to sign up. That's the same reason that we
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don't see so many wars. We don't, you know, other nations find it difficult to, to, to muster the
00:59:04.740
support for their nationalistic expansions or whatever. It's why, why Putin's activities in Ukraine,
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apart from anything else, seem so jarring now, such, such, such an extraordinary sort of abrupt
00:59:18.620
collision with all the values we had assumed had just kind of like washed out across the whole
00:59:24.180
surface of the earth, you know. But also the age of self is an individual choice. You get to make
00:59:29.220
that decision every day. Do you commit yourself to something beyond yourself? Or are you only worried
00:59:34.140
about yourself? Are you only thinking about you? Or are you actually trying to, whether it's your
00:59:38.780
family, whether it's some other thing that you're attempting to serve? I mean, I certainly know that
00:59:43.320
for me, the most fulfilling things tend to be things that are outside of me. Yeah. And so we all get to
00:59:48.900
make that choice. Do you want to live in the age of the self or not every single day? And we have
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plenty of opportunity not to do that if we choose not to. Well, that's a good, I mean, I'm glad you feel
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that way. But some might say that it's so the temptations, the, you know, just the, the artifacts,
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the, the, the means through which to express the individual in yourself are so readily available and
01:00:12.180
so instantly addictive for want of a more technically appropriate term, you know. And incredibly
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unsatisfying. Yeah, absolutely. They're incredibly unsatisfying. And once you realize that, then you've
01:00:23.800
got to stop going on about the age of self and start acting in a way that serves you and other
01:00:28.140
people around you. And it's fulfilling. And I, you know, the reason I'm saying this is I was just in
01:00:32.820
the US at a conference, which is full of young people who, who are, they're sort of on the
01:00:38.820
conservative side of the spectrum, but they are interested in environmental issues and climate
01:00:43.820
change and whatever. They're all in their 20s, 20 to 25. Half of them are married already. Most of them
01:00:50.720
are about to have children and they're working on things beyond them. I just think we, you know,
01:00:56.060
we've got to realize we have the power to change reality if we choose it, you know, for ourselves.
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No one's making us spend our time on Instagram. No one. It's interesting, isn't it? That, I mean,
01:01:10.000
all of the studies, I remember it came out sort of 15, 20 years ago, the, the sort of positive
01:01:14.740
psychology movement, Martin Seligman and so on. And there were a lot of books about that. And I think
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Jonathan Haidt's book, The Happiness Hypothesis, which is a terrible title for an amazing book.
01:01:24.200
But they emphasize that again and again and again, being part of something larger than
01:01:30.360
yourself, feeling yourself emerged in a community that hopefully you share goals together. And of
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course, we all know the, you know, the collapse of the church is a tragedy from that point of view.
01:01:40.560
The superstitious element of it was of almost no importance whatsoever. I mean, I've thought
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when I do my, the show, The Work of the Devil, part of the glory of it for me is the ability to
01:01:50.660
express gratitude at the end, gratitude for the sacrifices made that I could exist. It's such an
01:01:55.960
amazing feeling when you express gratitude in front of a group of people. It's like a kind of,
01:02:00.440
I know people do AA, they say they feel better for it, but I don't know whether they get that full,
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I don't know where the church used to supply that.
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But the ability to, as you say, pursue a common goal with a large number of people
01:02:11.780
is, I mean, it's great that you think it is there, but it's not that easily found out.
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Of course, people will try and encourage you to have a certain amount of commitment to your company
01:02:23.800
if you, you know, you go into work. But of course, all the different contractual obligations and so
01:02:28.480
on can undermine the sense of being voluntarily there. It seems to be a much more powerful effect on
01:02:35.360
your happiness and satisfaction if you volunteer, if you work for charity than anything you get.
01:02:41.500
But a lot of people even then will go watch a football match on a Saturday afternoon and feel
01:02:46.900
that that's a communal gathering. But of course, it's totally passive. They're not working towards
01:02:51.940
anything together. Whereas if three or four of you, I mean, my son's most satisfactory activity
01:02:57.080
at the moment, he's nearly 16, is the band he's in, you know, and that has created a, he plays guitar,
01:03:03.600
Ari's got two or three mates at any given moment in the band, and they are working together towards
01:03:08.900
a goal. And it's obvious to me that that is so much more satisfying for him than playing as Xbox
01:03:15.280
or whatever. You know, hopefully that kind of life lesson will stick even if he doesn't actually end
01:03:21.860
Right. I mean, this is why I enjoy doing this much more than I ever enjoy doing stand-up.
01:03:27.220
Much more, because there's that element. But I was very lucky. I had a lesson that I learned
01:03:31.100
very early on. I used to play basketball in the local park. There's a court there. And
01:03:36.920
I was doing this kind of like personal development course, and they would get you to do things
01:03:40.500
that you feared or found difficult or whatever, scary. And they were like, you need to do a
01:03:45.640
project that's not about you, but it's about contributing to your local community. So I
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And what I learned was the way people treated me changed like that. When you become of value
01:04:02.700
to other people, your relationships with other people change dramatically because they see
01:04:08.900
you in a completely different light. So for me, it was a very practical in-your-face experience
01:04:14.520
of what contributing to others actually does for you. So even in a very selfish way.
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It's something that I learned very early on. Anyway, we've gone off the track. Simon,
01:04:25.240
put a bow on this for us. A philosophical bow, if you like. You know, discovering what you
01:04:32.300
discovered and doing the show. You just mentioned giving gratitude. What have you learned from
01:04:36.860
all of this that would be worth sharing other than what we already talked about, of course?
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Well, you know, it's funny. When you were talking about this, I'm not avoiding the answer, but
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just going back to your basketball thing, I think if I had a single light switch moment
01:04:53.560
in my whole life, light bulb or whatever, it was when I first started doing improv or
01:04:57.660
impro, I think we then called it, which was in about 1994. I hadn't really intended to.
01:05:03.860
I was trying to make it as a journalist and a newspaper asked me to review or write a piece
01:05:08.120
about the sudden surge of popularity because we had Whose Line Is It Anyway?
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on and so on. And, I mean, I could write a book about what improv taught me. Other people
01:05:19.720
have tried to do that, but you really do have to experience it for yourself. But the kind
01:05:24.100
of taking a deep breath and jumping into an improv scene, having no idea where it's going
01:05:28.920
to go, trusting other people to support you. It's like you do those trust exercises where
01:05:33.880
you fall backwards and other people catch you. But in an improv scene, you're all falling
01:05:37.700
backwards and catching at the same time. It's a constant emerging thing. And it totally woke
01:05:43.040
me up to both those things. The satisfaction that can come from creating something in real
01:05:49.140
time with other people. Nobody's trying to be a leader actually in that situation. So
01:05:53.200
it's not quite the same, but you are providing value and you are reassuring with trust. And
01:05:57.880
also, you're taking a huge risk with vulnerability. Because if you do a scene in real time, you
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know, there's a chance you'll say something that people, this is the fear that people have.
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Will I say something that makes people realise, I don't know, something that I've been trying
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to conceal and protect for all this time. And over the course of a couple of months of
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doing improv with these people, you might reveal yourself much more on stage than you do,
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you know, off. And there are all kinds of exercises to get that out of you. And then also about
01:06:26.740
letting go. I've been left in like the most helpless giggles, I suppose, essentially ever
01:06:32.460
in my life. They used to do a thing called three-headed expert, where three improv players
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line up side by side, you can even like link arms. And, and somebody like yourself asked them
01:06:42.880
a question and they're an expert on it. So you say, so Professor Wagglebottom, I believe
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you're an expert on the Australian octopus. Yes, that is correct. I have been studying
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the octopus for years. And, and you just do it one word at a time. But it teaches you
01:07:01.100
that you're not in control. So you have an idea of where you think this is going, and
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there may go somewhere completely different with it. And the realisation that, I mean,
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it's almost like the confabulation thing in the split brain patient, you know, you're laughing
01:07:13.540
because you have no control over what you just said. And, and so the reason I mentioned
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that is because fast forward to work of the devil, the thing I learned is that every single
01:07:24.200
time you take the risk of exposing yourself, the vulnerability, that's, that's what creates
01:07:30.920
the moment that's memorable every time. And the first time you do it, you might do it quite
01:07:35.200
clumsily and you can sense they're supportive, but they're not really laughing. But, but once
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you then kind of furnish it as well and do it with some degree of skill and competence,
01:07:45.020
it is so rewarding. It's like, you have to just constantly be tearing off the carapace.
01:07:53.120
You have to be constantly breaking the ice on the surface. Because otherwise you as a performer
01:07:57.740
will find tricks to avoid exposing yourself, just like an eight year old child will find tricks to
01:08:03.260
avoid exposing itself at school. And, and the job you have is to constantly be smashing those off,
01:08:10.720
ripping them off and showing your soft white underbelly as often as you can. And that's
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what I've learned. And it's been, you know, a long time coming, I guess, but it's, um,
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and now I'm addicted to it. Now I have to like hunt around. What else can I expose this?
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As long as this might be, of course, the downfall.
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Yeah. As long as it's metaphorical and not useful.
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Yeah. Soft white underbelly, but stop there if you don't mind. Yeah.
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Indeed. But Simon, as always, an absolute pleasure to interview. The last question we
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always ask our guests is what's the one thing we're not talking about that we really should be?
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Well, it's so interesting that question, because of course, if you spend your days on Twitter as I
01:08:50.640
do, or indeed watching Trigonometry podcasts, it does feel like everybody is talking about all these
01:08:55.140
things, you know, um, but out there in the real world, I'm going to take a massive sort of left turn
01:09:00.520
after everything I've been talking now. And I do think there is something different about the AI
01:09:05.440
threat that the world at large is not talking about very much. And the reason is, I just become aware
01:09:11.820
recently, I think you may have spoken to some of them, the chap who I never remember names, who
01:09:15.540
withdrew himself from the Google projects and has been saying, we need to be very careful,
01:09:20.320
you know, maybe a moratorium and so on. Well, we all know there's not going to be a moratorium on,
01:09:24.640
on AI research, because if it was enforced in Silicon Valley or across America or the West or
01:09:29.440
whatever, then all that would happen is our enemies would get the gain. But I've never seen
01:09:35.120
people before flagging up danger ahead in their field of which they are an expert,
01:09:43.680
where they are not asking for more funding, not asking that we invest more in this, not asking that
01:09:50.280
this be raised up in the agenda in government programming and so on. But literally just going,
01:09:56.580
I've got a horrible feeling we've opened up a wormhole into a space through which a torrent of
01:10:02.200
demons might be about to rush. And I really think we should maybe just like slow down here. I cannot
01:10:07.700
think of all, I'm not a climate change sceptic, but you can't help but notice that all the people who
01:10:13.480
are sounding that alarm are demanding more funds are demanding more that more be done of the kind
01:10:20.500
of things that they would like to see be done anyway. They almost always have an agenda for
01:10:26.840
redistribution of resources and so on that they would have been quite keen on even if there weren't
01:10:31.260
this kind of climate. But the AI thing seems to be like very different. And I think it's one of
01:10:39.140
those things that kind of, you know, you see a front page newspaper, it will have a picture of
01:10:43.480
the tennis in Wimbledon and the latest, you know, spending cuts in the National Health Service. And
01:10:49.960
just down the bottom, it says, AI expert warns more than 50% risk of world ending, you know,
01:10:57.240
existential threat from the thing he's been working on for the last 30 years. And you kind of go,
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these stories are not the same. So anyway, I don't know what the solution to that is. It's obviously
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be on my capabilities. But I do worry that a lot of young people feel demoralized by, you know,
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the threats made to now quite significant, you know, previously aspirational jobs, not like just
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driving trucks or Sainsbury's checkouts by automation. I don't know, we need to disentangle
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and identify what might be that these experts are genuinely worried about and engage with it.
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Well, Eric Weinstein, who was sitting in that chair very not long ago, his argument is we need a new
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economic model. And I think that may end up, may end up be one of the potential solutions when you've
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got robots making everything effectively. It may, it may actually open humanity to a world of very good
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possibilities too. We just, but every transition in history has been accompanied by a lot of breakages
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and destruction. I think it was my old colleague on Radio 4, Tim Halford, who said that, you know,
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if you take the black box approach, then to some extent, there's very little difference between
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traditional automation and the shifting of factors to the third world or the developing world or
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whatever, or just across the border in America, you know, in the sense that jobs just disappeared and
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were being done somewhere else by something else. In that case, you know, poorly paid workers who knew
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no better than to accept that deal. And that has, broadly speaking, yes, been a good thing worldwide,
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you know, just not for the people in the Rust Belt or whatever. But I don't know, it feels different
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this time, I think. So yes, a new economic model where obviously you tax the people who own the
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robots. But you know, the capacity, I mean, it's always an arms race, isn't it? The tax code, you know,
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between the attempt to claw some of that back for the general good. And the private sector
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accountants generally win. So I'm not sure, you know, what we do about that from that point of
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view. I just wish I could see, I mean, as I say, I'm not pro, I wasn't pro Brexit. But the one thing
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I thought was, you know, a good argument for it was the sort of agenda that Dominic Cummings had,
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to be honest, that he wanted to see a change in the way that Westminster was populated, in the way the
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cabinet was people by people who had expertise in something other than winning constituency votes.
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And this is something we're still struggling with, you know, there are just too many people in
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government who don't have the kind of technical nows to understand what they're looking at.
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So I think it's very obviously what went wrong with the pandemic as well, you know,
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the, you look at something, I mean, it's not his fault, but how the hell did we end up going into
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that with somebody like Matt Hancock in charge? You know, I mean, it's just, it's just not good
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enough. You know, it's not a question of his morality or his, is like, you know, rates mates or
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whatever. It's, it's just not, just not got the cognitive firepower. But it's very difficult for
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people who do have to find themselves in cabinet through the traditional means of creating that.
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And very little incentive to do so. Anyway, Simon, this is the most British ending to an interview ever.
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It's not good enough. Follow us on Locals where we're going to ask Simon your questions. And of
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course, make sure you go and find Simon online, follow him at the Simon Evans on Twitter.
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And of course, you are going to be doing an Edinburgh show, a new one, which will then go
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out as a tour as well. So that's called Have We Met?
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It's about memory, although the more I've written it, the more I've realised there are all sorts of
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interesting meanings to that phrase, not least, of course, relating to my brothers and sisters.
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Simon and you guys head on over to Locals. We'll see you there.
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Are there any subjects you don't make jokes about and why?