TRIGGERnometry - December 03, 2018


News From TRIGGERnomtery

Hosted by
Francis Foster Konstantin Kisin
Mentioned
Adolf Hitler Stephen Richer Chris Baker Francis
David Goodhart on the Left, Multiculturalism, Cognitive Elites & Brexit Munira Mirza on Multiculturalism, ＂Institutional Racism＂, ＂White Privilege＂ and Diversity

Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

194.16

Word count

944

Sentence count

45

Harmful content

Toxicity

9

sentences flagged

Hate speech

1

sentences flagged


Summary

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Season 1 of Trigonometry is over, but we have some exciting news to celebrate! We have a brand new studio, and we have a new guest coming soon, but in the meantime, here's a sneak peak into what's to come in Season 2!

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 hello and welcome to trigonometry i'm francis foster i'm constantin kissin and this is a show
00:00:09.100 for you if you're bored of people arguing on the internet over subjects they know nothing about
00:00:14.280 at trigonometry we don't pretend to be the experts we ask the experts we don't have an expert
00:00:20.620 this week yeah that's a good point mate but what we do have is some very interesting news which
00:00:26.280 we'll bring to you at the end of the video and some other stuff we want to share you
00:00:29.360 with you throughout this video so stay with us for the next few minutes and let us tell you what's
00:00:35.420 going on right so i mean firstly uh what we you can probably see this isn't our normal studio
00:00:42.500 but what it is guys is we've had to move from our old studio due to issues and we found a new studio
00:00:51.540 but as you can see it's looking a little bit ramshackle so uh what we're going to be doing
00:00:57.480 is we're going to be transforming it.
00:00:58.880 We're going to be turning it around.
00:01:00.580 We're going to be transforming it
00:01:01.760 into an incredible new studio
00:01:03.460 that you are going to be able to enjoy
00:01:05.660 and watch new episodes of Trigonometry
00:01:08.320 with amazing guests.
00:01:10.440 Well, not just amazing guests,
00:01:11.580 but also you've been complaining
00:01:12.880 about the quality of the sound.
00:01:14.100 So check out these mics.
00:01:15.100 You can probably hear us very well.
00:01:17.200 If not, we've spent a tremendous amount of money
00:01:19.120 for no good reason.
00:01:20.800 The quality of the video is going to be great,
00:01:22.820 as it always has been.
00:01:24.100 We're going to have a better studio
00:01:26.220 in every respect we're going to keep getting great guests as we always do and it's pretty
00:01:31.840 expensive guys we've spent a lot of money on this so as you probably know by now we have a patreon
00:01:37.580 account now if you can support us we've like like i said we've literally spent thousands of pounds
00:01:42.380 already even before doing up the studio which will show you the process of how we are putting
00:01:47.000 it together so we've got some people already who helped us out you know think about this if you
00:01:52.740 met us you'd probably take us out for a drink if you're loaded you'd probably take us out for a
00:01:56.360 meal if you can give us five ten fifteen twenty bucks a month that will really help us to keep
00:02:01.980 this show going because right now what it is is literally two broke comedians myself and francis
00:02:06.940 funding this ourselves because we believe the conversations we have here at trigonometry
00:02:12.120 are incredibly important and because our careers are in the gutter yeah well they're more in the
00:02:16.700 got to now because we do this um yes so so uh support us and we've had already we've got a
00:02:23.440 bunch of people already we've got some tier two patrons uh rakesh martin adam k and chris baker
00:02:28.940 thank you guys so much for uh for subscribing to us on patreon and helping us out and we've also
00:02:34.440 got some tier one patrons who are steve lane richard dear and the wonderful sheamus somerville
00:02:41.440 and you know he's wonderful it's a great name mate it sounds like he writes third-rate novels
00:02:46.180 Yeah. Also, did you notice that how Francis sounded really excited about tier one? Tier one is actually the lowest tier, but he doesn't know that.
00:02:52.820 No, I don't. I don't do any research. I'm an idiot.
00:02:55.300 Yeah, pretty much. Exactly. 1.00
00:02:57.640 I genuinely didn't know that. 0.99
00:02:58.500 This is not a great Patreon pitch, because I'm an idiot. Give me money. 0.99
00:03:03.580 Yeah. So here's our news, guys. The news is that the season one of Trigonometry is now officially over.
00:03:12.320 Yeah, it is.
00:03:13.180 Aww.
00:03:13.600 Aww. Yeah, it's sad.
00:03:15.740 However, we are going to be back with season two
00:03:18.340 and we've got an amazing first guest.
00:03:20.460 And just for you so you know who it is,
00:03:22.240 it's going to be, do a little drum roll on your knees,
00:03:25.840 Adolf Hitler.
00:03:28.260 Yep, he's back.
00:03:29.540 I did not know he was going to say that.
00:03:31.660 I'm leaving.
00:03:32.640 But we can't, mate, I'm talking to our producer now. 0.98
00:03:35.520 We cannot put this in the fucking video. 0.96
00:03:38.140 No, seriously, we're going to get him back. 0.99
00:03:39.660 You know the best bit about having Hitler here for an interview? 0.97
00:03:42.620 Is there going to be some dick on the internet going, 0.62
00:03:44.560 why do you only get left wing people 0.98
00:03:46.620 the Nazis were
00:03:48.660 national socialists
00:03:49.980 I can't believe you put on another
00:03:52.160 SJW cup
00:03:53.700 alright do you remember how he was talking about our careers being over
00:03:56.520 they're over now
00:03:57.900 that's fine
00:03:58.860 but actually
00:04:01.640 season one is over but we do have
00:04:04.420 one final brilliant guest for you
00:04:06.600 who we're going to record not in the studio but on
00:04:08.640 location and we'll be putting out
00:04:10.560 that video out next week
00:04:12.320 so you've still got some great content
00:04:13.640 and we'll be back next month with season two
00:04:16.520 with some absolutely fantastic guests.
00:04:18.780 In the meantime, guys, keep liking, keep talking about it.
00:04:22.740 If you could share it, if you could tell a friend about it,
00:04:25.860 we've got loads of great interviews.
00:04:27.720 You might have missed one or two, go back over them.
00:04:30.500 And, yeah, and then we will see you soon.
00:04:33.080 We will see you very soon.
00:04:34.140 Take care, have a good week,
00:04:35.380 and we'll see you in a week's time
00:04:36.300 with my final episode for this season.
00:04:38.480 Then we're going to take a break, and we'll see you again.
00:04:40.520 Bye.
00:04:43.640 that was great yeah he's gonna put that in now isn't it that was great