TRIGGERnometry - August 03, 2026


Special Message from the Office of Approved Opinions Regarding the Ceuta Incident - Konstantin Kisin

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Guests:
Konstantin Kisin
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Kissen

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00:00:00.000 This is a special message from the Office of Approved Opinions regarding the Ceuta incident.
00:00:09.480 We are aware that over the weekend many of you have expressed concerns at scenes from the
00:00:14.180 Spanish city of Ceuta, where according to the BBC's initial reports, several hundred doctors
00:00:20.060 and engineers seeking asylum were seen to enter the country to facilitate further cultural
00:00:25.720 in Richmond. It was subsequently confirmed that the real number was over 60,000. Obviously, this
00:00:31.160 is not a problem because diversity is our greatest strength, but it has allowed the far right to
00:00:36.300 weaponize the issue of irregular migration. Some of the language used in relation to this incident
00:00:41.520 has been completely unacceptable. Terms such as invasion, which accurately describe what you saw
00:00:47.100 with your own eyes, are offensive and hurtful. In view of these concerns, we have compiled a list
00:00:52.600 of fact checks to address misinformation being spread by nefarious online actors.
00:00:57.860 False claim 1. The borders of Spain were breached by 60,000 illegal immigrants.
00:01:02.840 This claim is false because the city of Ceuta is not located in mainland Spain.
00:01:07.120 As people who have received the correct progressive education, you will be aware
00:01:11.140 if a piece of land is not attached to your country, it's not really your country.
00:01:15.860 Pearl Harbor, for example, is not American. An Isle of Wight is not British due to there
00:01:20.600 being a stretch of water between them. False claim two. 60,000 illegal immigrants coming into the
00:01:26.360 country in a single day is unacceptable. This claim is false. It's true that 60,000 illegal immigrants
00:01:32.200 breached the Spanish border in a single day, but a lot of them have now left. Think about it like
00:01:37.120 this. If 60,000 men enter your house without your consent, and then most of them leave, is that
00:01:43.240 really trespassing? False claim three. They're economic migrants, not asylum seekers. This claim
00:01:49.200 is false. Yes, when asked why they were coming, the migrants explained that they wanted to get 0.92
00:01:54.520 money and welfare. But that is because they haven't yet been coached by do-gooding immigration 1.00
00:01:58.920 lawyers to claim that they're genderqueer LGBTQ activists fleeing persecution. Many are also
00:02:04.900 fleeing the climate crisis, which is why they've gone from North Africa to North Africa, where the
00:02:09.620 climate is much better. False claim four. These illegal immigrants will travel to other European
00:02:14.780 countries. This claim is false. The city of Ceuta is on the other side of the Mediterranean Sea
00:02:20.120 and as we have seen over the last decade there is no way people can cross from Africa to Europe
00:02:25.820 on boats. According to official estimates only 3 million people have crossed into Europe in this
00:02:30.500 way since 2015 so there is nothing to worry about. False claim 5. This incident is the result of the
00:02:36.860 socialist government of Spain offering an amnesty to up to a million illegal immigrants earlier this
00:02:42.240 year. To suggest that there is any connection between government policy and people's behavior
00:02:46.980 is wrong and offensive. Studies show no link between rewarding behavior and encouraging it,
00:02:52.880 which is why we give children sweets every time they scream. False claim six. This was an invasion.
00:02:58.680 This claim is false. There is considerable evidence that the migrants were encouraged
00:03:02.540 to enter Spain by the government of Morocco. How can it be an invasion if it's deliberately
00:03:07.340 organized by a foreign country. Finally, we would like to assure the public that appropriate action
00:03:12.780 is being taken. Individuals who have shared any of these false claims will be receiving a visit
00:03:18.460 from specially trained police officers in order to check their thinking. Thank you for your
00:03:23.420 attention to this matter. And remember, if you would like to get these updates earlier,
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