TRIGGERnometry - June 12, 2025


The Fall Of The UK - Francis Foster

Hosted by
Francis Foster Konstantin Kisin
Guests
Francis Foster
Mentioned
Beautiful Noise Sweet Caroline Douglas Murray Neil Diamond Lucy Connolly Boris Johnson Rachel Rees Elon Musk Torah Lego
Who's Really In Charge？ - Roseanne Barr Net Zero Must Go - Matt Ridley

Episode Stats


Length

6 minutes

Words per minute

146.86

Word count

1,017

Sentence count

71

Harmful content

Misogyny

4

sentences flagged

Toxicity

15

sentences flagged

Hate speech

6

sentences flagged


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

I m British and I love my country. I know that sounds a bit Brexity, but it s not. I m British, and I m in love with my country, and that s why I m here.

Transcript

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Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.700 Broadway's smash hit, the Neil Diamond Musical, A Beautiful Noise, is coming to Toronto.
00:00:06.520 The true story of a kid from Brooklyn destined for something more, featuring all the songs you love,
00:00:11.780 including America, Forever in Blue Jeans, and Sweet Caroline.
00:00:15.780 Like Jersey Boys and Beautiful, the next musical mega hit is here, the Neil Diamond Musical, A Beautiful Noise.
00:00:22.620 Now through June 7th, 2026 at the Princess of Wales Theatre.
00:00:26.800 Get tickets at murbish.com.
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00:01:00.000 I'm British and I love my country.
00:01:08.840 I know that sounds a bit Brexity.
00:01:11.840 You're probably wondering if the police will be along shortly to check my thinking and throw me in solitary confinement
00:01:18.400 because I once borrowed a copy of Douglas Murray's Strange Death of Europe from the library.
00:01:23.180 But don't worry.
00:01:24.860 It's just a joke.
00:01:26.860 You're more likely to find a copy of the Torah in Abu Hamza's hands than a Douglas Murray book in a British library.
00:01:34.180 By the way, that joke works on two levels.
00:01:37.440 Number one, because Abu isn't the biggest fan of Jews.
00:01:41.320 And number two, because he doesn't have hands.
00:01:44.340 We currently have people getting arrested and put in prison for tweets at a staggering rate.
00:01:49.980 Roughly 12,000 people are arrested every year for things they write online.
00:01:55.540 12,000.
00:01:57.260 Things have got so bad that we're now letting sex offenders out early.
00:02:10.060 One was released after only serving 40% of his sentence
00:02:13.660 and within a matter of hours sexually assaulted someone at the train station.
00:02:18.680 What's a nonce going to do when he's released into his natural habitat?
00:02:22.280 That'd be like hiring someone from the BBC and expecting them to do fair and balanced journalism.
00:02:29.100 And not nonce someone.
00:02:31.320 Lucy Connelly was given 31 months for an incendiary tweet
00:02:35.160 and sex offenders get suspended prison sentences.
00:02:39.160 I don't understand the logic of this.
00:02:41.540 You're not going to stop perverts re-offending with a slap on the wrist.
00:02:45.820 If anything, it'll probably turn them on. 0.99
00:02:48.000 The Labour Party are now openly talking about chemically castrating paedophiles. 0.99
00:02:53.760 Presumably by putting twice the amount of microplastics in their balls than the average man already has. 0.99
00:03:00.020 At this point, our sperm is basically Lego. 0.99
00:03:03.400 But the really good news is, 0.99
00:03:05.340 we've now got someone even more useless as Chancellor of the Exchequer. 0.96
00:03:09.820 Rachel Rees is so terrible at economics, 0.96
00:03:12.760 she makes Latin American countries look like Zurich.
00:03:15.620 In the UK, if you earn over £37,700,
00:03:20.600 you get hit with a 40% tax rate.
00:03:24.460 Socialists love this,
00:03:26.140 as none of them will ever earn over £37,700.
00:03:30.540 In fact, socialists will never earn. 0.99
00:03:33.120 What a wonderful way to incentivise people to sit on their arse and get them to do nothing. 0.98
00:03:38.360 Because you know what you call a Brit with ambition? 0.99
00:03:41.040 An American.
00:03:42.020 We now have a cost-of-living crisis, energy crisis, migrant crisis, housing crisis.
00:03:47.600 The only thing that doesn't seem to be in crisis is Boris Johnson's unfathomably fertile ballsack.
00:03:53.880 He might be the only person who can stop our collapsing birthright.
00:03:58.160 Maybe he and Elon Musk can get together and repopulate the world until every child is either autistic 1.00
00:04:03.680 or resembles some kind of inbred narcissistic Labrador.
00:04:07.620 But maybe we don't need to have our own kids,
00:04:09.720 as we've got an endless stream of illegal immigrants coming over in inflatable dinghies who want to live in the UK. 0.96
00:04:15.760 You might be thinking these refugee bachelors wouldn't be desirable enough to become parents.
00:04:21.880 Well, I met one guy in the scene who told me since he's moved here,
00:04:25.080 he's managed to sleep with over 30 girls.
00:04:27.700 And five women.
00:04:30.520 But at this point, all I can think is, why are they coming?
00:04:34.280 If you're fleeing war-torn South Sudan, is East London really an upgrade?
00:04:39.020 The only real difference is that the gangs in South Sudan have higher literacy rates
00:04:43.160 and better command of the English language. 0.93
00:04:45.640 At least I know that if I get stabbed by an illegal immigrant, 1.00
00:04:48.860 they're going to do it properly and not half-arse it like a British kid would. 0.98
00:04:52.800 If they'd be able to do 12 stabbings in the morning,
00:04:56.420 and our boys would still be doom-scrolling zombie knife unboxing videos in their bedroom.
00:05:01.540 In fact, they'd probably stop halfway through that to sign on and drink a can of Monster.
00:05:06.700 Plus, if I did get stabbed by Nassim and his lads,
00:05:10.420 I wouldn't have to hear words like 0.72
00:05:12.040 "'cause' and fam' 0.96
00:05:13.940 as I slowly expire on the pavement
00:05:16.080 surrounded by pubescent retard-stressed head-to-toe track suits 1.00
00:05:19.860 they've stolen from JD Sports. 0.86
00:05:21.860 I'd really hate the last thing I'd see on Earth
00:05:25.180 to be some 12-year-old huffing on a triple-melon vape
00:05:27.940 while he extinguishes my consciousness over an iPhone 7.
00:05:32.000 Far better to hear the mostly peaceful cry of
00:05:34.920 Allah Akbar in the original Arabic.
00:05:37.860 So there we have it.
00:05:39.360 A nation in collapse,
00:05:40.800 a city about to descend into chaos,
00:05:42.960 and we can't even talk about it
00:05:44.760 because people are hypersensitive and irrational.
00:05:47.620 Well, they did say the future is female, 1.00
00:05:49.900 so it does make sense.
00:05:52.040 But remember the most important thing in all of this.
00:05:54.920 It could be worse.
00:05:56.440 Much, much, much worse.
00:05:59.060 We could be French.
00:06:00.120 If you enjoyed this,
00:06:03.000 make sure to head over to my substat
00:06:04.800 where you'll get incredible satire,
00:06:06.660 if I do say so myself,
00:06:07.840 just like this.
00:06:08.820 Link is in the description.
00:06:09.880 Broadway's smash hit,
00:06:28.260 the Neil Diamond musical,
00:06:29.700 A Beautiful Noise,
00:06:31.180 is coming to Toronto.
00:06:32.540 The true story of a kid from Brooklyn
00:06:34.400 destined for something more,
00:06:35.940 featuring all the songs you love,
00:06:37.820 including America,
00:06:39.100 Forever in Blue Jeans,
00:06:40.320 and Sweet Caroline.
00:06:41.820 Like Jersey Boys and Beautiful,
00:06:43.620 the next musical mega hit is here,
00:06:45.900 the Neil Diamond musical,
00:06:47.500 A Beautiful Noise.
00:06:48.700 April 28th through June 7th,
00:06:50.640 2026,
00:06:51.720 the Princess of Wales Theatre.
00:06:53.160 Get tickets at Mirvish.com.