The Fall Of The UK - Francis Foster
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146.8592
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Toxicity
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Summary
I m British and I love my country. I know that sounds a bit Brexity, but it s not. I m British, and I m in love with my country, and that s why I m here.
Transcript
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You're probably wondering if the police will be along shortly to check my thinking and throw me in solitary confinement
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because I once borrowed a copy of Douglas Murray's Strange Death of Europe from the library.
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You're more likely to find a copy of the Torah in Abu Hamza's hands than a Douglas Murray book in a British library.
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Number one, because Abu isn't the biggest fan of Jews.
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We currently have people getting arrested and put in prison for tweets at a staggering rate.
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Roughly 12,000 people are arrested every year for things they write online.
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Things have got so bad that we're now letting sex offenders out early.
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One was released after only serving 40% of his sentence
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and within a matter of hours sexually assaulted someone at the train station.
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What's a nonce going to do when he's released into his natural habitat?
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That'd be like hiring someone from the BBC and expecting them to do fair and balanced journalism.
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Lucy Connelly was given 31 months for an incendiary tweet
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and sex offenders get suspended prison sentences.
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You're not going to stop perverts re-offending with a slap on the wrist.
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The Labour Party are now openly talking about chemically castrating paedophiles.
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Presumably by putting twice the amount of microplastics in their balls than the average man already has.
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At this point, our sperm is basically Lego.
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we've now got someone even more useless as Chancellor of the Exchequer.
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she makes Latin American countries look like Zurich.
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What a wonderful way to incentivise people to sit on their arse and get them to do nothing.
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Because you know what you call a Brit with ambition?
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We now have a cost-of-living crisis, energy crisis, migrant crisis, housing crisis.
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The only thing that doesn't seem to be in crisis is Boris Johnson's unfathomably fertile ballsack.
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He might be the only person who can stop our collapsing birthright.
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Maybe he and Elon Musk can get together and repopulate the world until every child is either autistic
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or resembles some kind of inbred narcissistic Labrador.
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as we've got an endless stream of illegal immigrants coming over in inflatable dinghies who want to live in the UK.
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You might be thinking these refugee bachelors wouldn't be desirable enough to become parents.
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Well, I met one guy in the scene who told me since he's moved here,
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But at this point, all I can think is, why are they coming?
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If you're fleeing war-torn South Sudan, is East London really an upgrade?
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The only real difference is that the gangs in South Sudan have higher literacy rates
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and better command of the English language.
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At least I know that if I get stabbed by an illegal immigrant,
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they're going to do it properly and not half-arse it like a British kid would.
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If they'd be able to do 12 stabbings in the morning,
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and our boys would still be doom-scrolling zombie knife unboxing videos in their bedroom.
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In fact, they'd probably stop halfway through that to sign on and drink a can of Monster.
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Plus, if I did get stabbed by Nassim and his lads,
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surrounded by pubescent retard-stressed head-to-toe track suits
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I'd really hate the last thing I'd see on Earth
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to be some 12-year-old huffing on a triple-melon vape
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while he extinguishes my consciousness over an iPhone 7.
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because people are hypersensitive and irrational.
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But remember the most important thing in all of this.