TRIGGERnometry - January 28, 2024


The Great Leaders of Antiquity Explained in 60 Minutes - Barry Strauss


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Alexander the Great, Julius Caesar, Hannibal, and Alexander the Great were three of the most important people in the history of the world. They were ambitious, ambitious conquerors, and they all had a sense of grandeur and a drive to expand their empires.

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00:00:00.640 Alexander wanted to and succeeded in conquering the Persian Empire, the greatest empire that the
00:00:06.160 West had known to date. Hannibal wanted to defeat Rome, which he saw as a threat to his own country
00:00:12.640 of Carthage. He failed, but in doing so he had some very glorious moments. And finally there
00:00:18.000 was Julius Caesar who first conquered Gaul and became the leading man in the Roman Empire. No
00:00:23.200 one had ever had as much power as he did for one brief moment before it all came crashing down.
00:00:28.080 One of the things that occurs to me is these great, I mean, these people are maniacs.
00:00:33.520 Baris Strauss, such a pleasure to have you on the show. We sat down at a table next to each other
00:00:38.560 here at Ark. I said, what do you do? You said I'm a historian of ancient civilizations and military
00:00:43.360 historian. And I was like, we have to get you on the show right now. Come on over. We dragged you
00:00:48.960 in here. That's why we're here. We cannot wait. One of your books particularly really piqued our
00:00:53.520 interest, which is about the great leaders of antiquity. Alexander the Great, Caesar, Hannibal,
00:01:00.080 etc. Let's get into it. What were the themes that sort of bound those people together? Was there
00:01:06.800 common threads that run through their histories, their lives? And why are they such significant
00:01:12.160 people in the history of the world? Yeah, I mean, all three of them were immensely ambitious
00:01:18.880 and wanted nothing less than to be great conquerors. They belonged to what Abraham Lincoln would later
00:01:24.480 call the tribe of the eagle. And the tribe of the eagle is like eagles. They're immensely impressive
00:01:30.880 and powerful, but they're not always nice. And nobody would accuse these three guys of being nice.
00:01:36.640 They waded through seas of blood in their attempt to conquer. Alexander wanted to and succeeded in
00:01:46.880 conquering the Persian Empire, the greatest empire that the West had known to date. Hannibal wanted to
00:01:54.720 defeat Rome, which he saw as a threat to his own country of Carthage. He failed. But in doing so,
00:02:00.160 he had some very glorious moments. And finally, there was Julius Caesar, who first conquered Gaul
00:02:07.360 and changed the face of history. And then saw himself pitted in a war against the Roman Senate
00:02:14.400 and defeated all of them as well and became the leading man in the Roman Empire. No one had ever
00:02:18.960 had as much power as he did for one brief moment before it all came crashing down.
00:02:23.120 That's right. And was it really just about these guys' egos? Or were there economic and other
00:02:30.240 processes that made them want to be conquerors, made them want to expand their empires? Or was it
00:02:36.080 really just a big dig waving competition? Well, ego was a very big part of it. But it wasn't just about
00:02:43.040 the ego in all three cases. So Alexander could have seen Persia as a threat to Greek civilization.
00:02:50.880 And he saw himself as the avatar of the Greeks, somebody who was going to
00:02:55.040 spread this civilization and create a new empire. So there was that. He had been a student of no
00:03:01.120 lesser person than Aristotle. So he had a sense of grandeur and a sense of mission. Hannibal saw
00:03:08.080 himself as on a defensive mission to protect his country from Rome. But also, and most important for
00:03:15.360 him was revenge. His father had been defeated by Rome. Or rather, his father had been the last
00:03:20.720 Carthaginian general standing who had not been defeated by Rome in an earlier war. And now Hannibal
00:03:25.440 wanted to avenge his father who had since died and put the Romans in their place to protect Carthage
00:03:31.600 forever. Caesar, like any ambitious Roman, wanted to add to the empire. So there was that for his
00:03:38.800 country. He might have seen Gaul as a threat, although it really hadn't been much of a threat
00:03:43.360 for several generations, the Gauls that is. He also was, by the standards of Roman politics,
00:03:49.840 a populist. And he wanted to use his wealth for the good of the Roman people. But make no mistake
00:03:55.920 about it, all three of these men had huge egos. And that was always a part of what they did.
00:04:01.520 Do you think a lot of them believed in their own sense of the divine destiny,
00:04:04.800 that they were destined to be rulers of the world? Was that partly what drove them as well?
00:04:09.120 Yes, absolutely. In the case of Alexander, you know, Alexander's mother was a woman named Olympias,
00:04:16.640 who told him that his father, his alleged father, Philip II wasn't his real father. He had been
00:04:22.160 the product of a union with a snake, who was Zeus. And later on, he believed that he was
00:04:29.280 that he was the son of Zeus, that he was nothing less than divine in his inspiration. And many people
00:04:35.200 believe that as well, because how else could he possibly have conquered this great empire?
00:04:39.840 Hannibal did not believe he was divine, but he thought that he had the gods on his side. Before
00:04:46.800 setting off on his expedition against Rome, he left from southern Spain. He went to the temple
00:04:52.000 of Hercules, who the Carthaginians called Melcart, which is in what is now the city of Cadiz in Spain.
00:04:59.920 It's on the Atlantic Ocean. And the thought was that only Hercules could have dealt with some
00:05:03.920 place so terrifying as the Atlantic, because these were Mediterranean folks. And then when he invaded
00:05:09.600 Italy, he made a big show of the fact that he had Hercules on his side. And the Romans felt they had
00:05:15.200 to do something with the Hercules gap. They had to create altars to Hercules to counter Hannibal.
00:05:20.080 Caesar of the three was, I think, the most skeptical. He was a philosopher. I don't think
00:05:27.440 he had the gods on his side so much. But the Roman Senate, either to flatter him or to insult him,
00:05:34.240 give him a difficult political position, voted to name him a god to make him one of the gods of Rome.
00:05:40.960 And I can only imagine Caesar having a somewhat amused attitude about that.
00:05:45.520 I was in Rome a few years ago, and I went to Caesar's grave in Rome.
00:05:50.880 Yes.
00:05:51.280 And there is an eternal flame that still burns for Caesar. And it just blew me away,
00:05:56.720 this man who lived thousands of years ago. There is still an eternal flame,
00:06:00.960 and people still laid flowers at his grave.
00:06:03.680 Amazing. I know. There's an Italian scholar who wrote a book about Caesar called Julius Caesar,
00:06:08.640 Caesar the Democratic Dictator. And so there is this notion that Caesar was a man of people,
00:06:15.200 he wasn't a man of people, but that he represented the people, that he was a populist. There are those
00:06:20.400 who see him that way and think that he sincerely believed in the cause of the Roman people. There
00:06:26.400 are others who would say, well, maybe, but he believed in himself above all. And he didn't
00:06:32.080 shrink from starting a civil war to defend himself in his position.
00:06:36.160 And I don't know about Alexander the Great, but the other two met pretty grisly ends. And it seems that
00:06:44.880 when you talk about these type of great leaders, it's like tragic characters in the great plays,
00:06:51.520 if you think about in Greek tragedy. Yeah. So what were their flaws? What did they have that
00:06:58.480 eventually led to their own demise? Well, I think all three of them shared an inability to know when
00:07:04.720 to stop. And that's certainly true in the case of Alexander, who after having conquered the Persian
00:07:11.440 Empire said, I'm bored with governing. This is not what I want to do. And he was preparing to start
00:07:17.360 a new war against Arabia when he died in June of the year 323 BCE.
00:07:24.000 How did he die?
00:07:24.880 Well, that is the interesting question. So the ancient sources say that he died of a fever,
00:07:30.480 but they also say maybe it's also possible that he was poisoned by those around him.
00:07:35.760 Because many people had come to the conclusion that Alexander was mad, that he had gone insane,
00:07:41.440 that only a lunatic would want to keep fighting this way. He said that after Arabia,
00:07:45.920 next was Carthage. And after Carthage, he was going to go after Rome. The guy seemed as if there was
00:07:51.920 no off button. He just wanted to keep fighting. Whereas most of his soldiers said, we're rich now,
00:07:57.440 we want to kick back and enjoy life. So there is a minority opinion in the ancient sources. It's not
00:08:02.560 a modern theory that say, well, you know, he might have been poisoned. And I think there's a real
00:08:06.560 possibility. That's very interesting. Barry, one thing that strikes me is we haven't actually told
00:08:11.200 anyone listening or watching this what these men did. So then that is entirely our fault,
00:08:18.400 not yours. So could we maybe get a kind of couple of minutes about each of them, what they did,
00:08:23.840 who they were, where they started? Because not all of these men started with great power and privilege
00:08:29.440 at the beginning of their lives. Sure. So Alexander comes first chronologically. He was born in the year
00:08:34.720 356 BCE and died in 323. He was born to privilege. His father was the king of Macedon, Philip II,
00:08:43.360 who was the most consequential king this country had ever had. He did nothing less than create a
00:08:48.080 modern state, a modern innovative army, revolutionary army, and then conquered all the Greek city-states
00:08:54.000 and began what he thought would be his life's work to conquer the Persian empire. He'd started the
00:08:59.120 invasion, sent an advance force when Philip is assassinated, and young Alexander, at the age of
00:09:05.040 20, is now the king of Macedon. His enemies both at home and abroad thought he'd be a pushover,
00:09:10.960 but they didn't understand the guy was a military and political genius and that he was made of iron.
00:09:16.080 Can I just interrupt that? How does a man at 20 become a military genius?
00:09:21.920 That is a really good question. First of all, he had been trained by his father,
00:09:28.080 who was absolutely a brilliant, brilliant military commander. Secondly, he'd been trained by Aristotle,
00:09:34.240 who was his tutor. Third, the guy really just was very, very intelligent. Fourth, his mother had
00:09:40.160 convinced him that he was a god, and so he thought he had this destiny. In fact, there's a theory that his
00:09:44.400 mother's behind the assassination of his father, Philip, because Philip had moved on to many other wives,
00:09:49.600 and he had a wife who had just given birth to a son who many thought would be the real heir.
00:09:56.800 But the other thing is actually, and your question's a really good one, one of the reasons Alexander did
00:10:01.040 so well is that he was humble enough and smart enough to realize he didn't know everything.
00:10:05.440 And so he kept around some of his father's advisors, some of his father's top generals,
00:10:09.920 and he knew when to listen to them when it's absolutely necessary. After finally conquering most of
00:10:15.280 the Persian empire, he has them assassinated. He gets rid of them, but he knows he needs them for a
00:10:19.360 while, so he keeps them around. Why did he assassinate them? Because he thought they had
00:10:25.280 sons who were plotting against him, and that's the reason he gave. He might have been right.
00:10:31.440 They may have been plotting against him, because the Macedonian nobility, the Borgias have nothing
00:10:37.360 on these people. They were assassinating each other again and again and again. That was their national
00:10:41.840 sport. So it's not surprising. Okay. So how old was Alexander when he dies? How old is he when he dies?
00:10:47.760 He's just before he turns 33.
00:10:51.840 I'm sort of feeling a bit inferior. Okay. So that's him. Then Julius Caesar or Hannibal?
00:10:57.920 Hannibal is next. Hannibal is next. So Hannibal is born in 247, so about a century later,
00:11:03.440 and he dies around 183. This is all BC, BCE. Hannibal is also the son of a great general. His father's
00:11:10.880 name is Hamilcar Barca, which is Hamilcar the lightning bolt. He's a terrific general. He's
00:11:17.360 commanding the Carthaginian forces in Sicily, and Rome and Carthage is fighting this about 25-year-long
00:11:22.960 war for control of Sicily. Hannibal is never defeated on land, but the Roman navy defeats the
00:11:30.080 Carthaginian navy at sea. Carthage has to surrender, give up Sicily. And then the Romans
00:11:37.920 are not very helpful when Carthage's mercenaries revolt and Hamilcar is in the fight of his life
00:11:43.760 to save his country from the mercenaries. He defeats them. Then he gets the idea to go and start
00:11:48.640 a new empire in southern Spain, which is rich in mineral resources and warriors who can fight for
00:11:54.800 Carthage. And he is fighting there when he is killed in a skirmish. He brings with him his young
00:12:01.520 sons. Hannibal is the oldest. Allegedly, when Hannibal is eight, the father makes him swear on
00:12:07.520 an altar, eternal vengeance against Rome. So Hannibal grows up and he eventually becomes the
00:12:14.480 leader of the Carthaginian army in Spain. The Romans are getting wind of the fact that Hannibal is
00:12:21.040 expanding. Hannibal attacks a Roman ally, sort of an ally, a semi-ally. And the Romans send an
00:12:28.400 ultimatum to Hannibal and the Carthaginians saying, stop it. You know, admit that we are superior and
00:12:34.080 we'll call the shots. And Hannibal says, no way. We want war. Because he is truly, of all three of them,
00:12:41.200 no one is better at war than Hannibal. The overused term military genius applies to few people in the
00:12:47.840 way that it does to Hannibal. And how does he become a genius? Because he's young as well when
00:12:52.080 he becomes... He's not as young as Alexander, you know, but his father was the greatest general of
00:12:56.560 his age. And his father raised him to fight. When his father dies, he doesn't immediately take over.
00:13:02.800 I think it's his brother-in-law. Some other member of the extended family takes over and then he's
00:13:07.280 assassinated. So Hannibal has a number of years to learn the art of war. But as with, you know,
00:13:13.040 all things, it's part learning and it's part intuition and it's part natural talent and ambition.
00:13:18.320 So he's got all of those. Also, Carthage was a place where the Greek experts in the art of war,
00:13:24.640 and Greece was really where the fancy dancers of war came from. They had taught the Carthaginians
00:13:31.520 how to fight. The Romans were more sloggers than maneuver warfare. But Hannibal was an expert
00:13:38.400 at maneuver warfare. That's his thing. So he goes on this long march, this 900-mile long march
00:13:44.880 from southern Spain all the way across the Pyrenees, across the Rhone River, across the Alps,
00:13:51.040 into northern Italy, with his 37 elements. One of the great epics of history, how Hannibal pulls this
00:13:57.520 off. And then he immediately starts wiping the floor of the Romans, because he knows this new way
00:14:02.480 of war that the Romans had never seen before. You know, the Romans are like an American football team
00:14:07.840 that only has one play, which is to take the ball and run up the middle. And Hannibal is executing all
00:14:14.240 these fancy plays. And he destroys Roman army after Roman army after Roman army. He has a strategy.
00:14:20.240 His strategy is to get the allies of Italy to defect from Rome and to join him.
00:14:27.120 How does he do that?
00:14:28.400 Yeah. He is a very fast talker. So when he defeats the Romans, and Roman armies would consist of Roman
00:14:35.200 citizens and allies, the Roman citizens become prisoners, and some of them are sold to slaves,
00:14:40.400 some of them are killed. The allies, Hannibal says, you guys go home. You're Italians. We're here to
00:14:45.040 free Italy. Italy for the Italians. We're here to free you from the Romans. Remember, the Romans are
00:14:49.680 only a small part of Italy. Most of Italy is made up of other peoples. Hannibal is very successful in
00:14:55.920 the north of Italy and in the south of Italy, getting people to rebel against Rome. But he's
00:15:00.160 not successful in the central part of Italy. That's the nut he doesn't know how to crack.
00:15:05.760 And so, although he hands the Romans one of the two greatest defeats they would ever have,
00:15:10.800 the defeat at the Battle of Cannae in August of 216, the Romans refused to surrender. And one of the
00:15:17.120 reasons they refused to surrender is they still have these allies in central Italy, and they provide
00:15:21.760 the manpower pool that allows the Romans to fight and fight and fight. And Hannibal has a problem.
00:15:27.520 He's figured out how to win battles, but he's not figured out how to win a war. What if you do,
00:15:31.840 if the enemy you keep defeating says, we're not surrendering. We're going to go on fighting.
00:15:36.080 It's a little bit like Hitler's problem with Britain in World War II. When Hitler says,
00:15:39.600 okay, I beat you. Time to surrender. And they say, no, we're not going to surrender.
00:15:43.440 But Britain had territorial separation. Britain's an island, whereas central Italy isn't.
00:15:48.960 No, it's not an island, but these are fortified cities. They all have walls.
00:15:52.320 Ah, he can't sack them.
00:15:53.680 He can't because Hannibal has a big problem. His problem is he doesn't like sieges. He's not
00:15:59.200 good at them. They're boring to him. And in a siege in Spain, he's wounded in his leg by an enemy
00:16:07.600 arrow. I think he never forgets this. He never puts in the effort to laying siege to
00:16:13.360 these cities. And that's a real problem. Wow. See, he literally lost a war because
00:16:19.360 he didn't want to do sieges because he had a bad experience.
00:16:22.240 Ah, I don't know if that's true. I wouldn't go that far. That's my five and dime psychology.
00:16:27.200 But he never does these sieges. He never pulls them off. And, you know, after he wins the battle
00:16:32.560 of Cannae, one of his generals says to him, we've won Hannibal. Let's march to Rome. The cavalry can be
00:16:38.480 there in a few days and the army will follow afterwards. And the Romans are terrified now.
00:16:43.040 We've killed 50,000 Romans out of about 80,000 who fought. They're going to surrender. We're
00:16:48.560 going to win. Some traitor will open the gates. And Hannibal says, we can't do that. You know,
00:16:53.760 our army is too exhausted. We took casualties as well. By the time we get there, the Romans will
00:16:59.280 be prepared for us. And the guy looks at him and says, Hannibal, you know how to win a victory,
00:17:03.840 but you don't know what to do with it. And we're told that years later, Hannibal said,
00:17:08.080 eh, he was right. If only I had figured out then to go against Rome.
00:17:11.520 Wow. And what happens from there?
00:17:13.200 So what happens from there is that Hannibal, you know, he now gets Rome's most important ally,
00:17:19.760 a city called Capua, to defect against Rome. You may never have heard of Capua, and there's
00:17:24.960 a good reason for it. Because when this war is over, the Romans make sure that you'll never hear
00:17:28.800 about, never hear of Capua. But Hannibal has southern Italy and northern Italy. He doesn't have central
00:17:35.120 Italy. And the Romans have finally figured out that the way to fight Hannibal is not to fight Hannibal.
00:17:40.400 They adopt, they appoint a dictator named Fabius Maximus. And Fabius comes up with what we now call
00:17:49.760 the Fabian strategy. That is to say, a scorched earth strategy, harass the enemy, deny him food,
00:17:56.320 because Hannibal didn't bring food with him, but don't actually fight him. So they're cutting around
00:18:02.240 the edges of Hannibal. But Hannibal, they can't get him out of Italy. They understand that they're
00:18:08.960 not going to win this war in Italy. They think they originally wanted to invade Carthage, but they
00:18:13.280 couldn't do that because Hannibal was so disastrous to them in Italy. So instead, they invade Spain,
00:18:19.440 where Carthage has this really important colony. That's the heart of its empire, aside from the North
00:18:24.400 African parts. But the Carthaginian armies are too sophisticated and too good for the Romans.
00:18:30.720 Unfortunately for Hannibal, one of the reasons the Romans are so successful is they're really
00:18:35.600 flexible. They're really adaptable. They're not like the Greeks who would say, you know,
00:18:39.600 we have our philosophy, we have our way of doing things, and we're not going to change. The Romans
00:18:44.000 say, we're Romans, you know, we're pragmatists, we're going to do what works. So they violate their
00:18:49.280 own constitution and they appoint a young man before the age of 35 to become their general.
00:18:53.920 And he retrains the Roman army to fight like Hannibal. And he brings the Roman army to Spain.
00:19:01.120 His name is Scipio, eventually Scipio Africanus, because he defeats Carthage. And the first thing
00:19:07.760 he does in a shock move is he takes the Carthaginian capital in Spain. It's called New Carthage,
00:19:14.640 nowadays Cartagena in Spain. And he takes it by surprising the defenders at a place they considered
00:19:22.560 the wall, that no one could climb the wall because there was water there when the tide came in. I
00:19:30.240 think it's probably not a tide, but there's some meteorological effect. He uses the right moment to
00:19:36.080 attack. They're not prepared for him. And he takes the Carthaginian capital in Spain. He then proceeds
00:19:41.760 to defeat the Carthaginian armies in battle because Hannibal's brothers, although they're
00:19:46.320 very good, they're not up to Hannibal's standard. And so young Scipio has conquered Spain.
00:19:54.480 Hannibal's still in Italy. He had two brothers. One of them's killed. One of them survives. And the
00:19:58.640 surviving brother comes to Italy, bringing an army. He may have had three brothers. Sorry,
00:20:03.600 I don't quite remember. Anyhow, one of the brothers brings an army to Italy and he's there to relieve
00:20:09.120 Hannibal. But unfortunately for him, the Romans have gotten better and better. And they have a
00:20:14.160 lucky break. They capture his plans. A courier is carrying his plans. They capture his plans.
00:20:21.280 And they manage to surprise him. And they destroy the army of Hannibal's brother at the Battle of
00:20:27.920 Metaurus. They kill him. They behead him. And a fast rider goes to southern Italy, where Hannibal was,
00:20:34.000 and tosses the brother's head over the wall of Hannibal's stockade. And Hannibal realizes this is
00:20:39.840 not going to end well. So now Scipio convinces the Roman Senate that what we need to do is invade
00:20:50.240 North Africa. They really don't want to do it. They think it's too risky. But talk about a member of
00:20:55.040 the tribe of the eagle. Scipio really is that. So he does invade North Africa. And he forces Hannibal
00:21:03.120 to leave Italy. Nothing the Romans have done up to then would have forced Hannibal to leave Italy. He
00:21:08.400 could have stayed there for good. But this forces him back home. To make a long story short, Scipio is
00:21:14.720 one good general, but he's also a very good diplomat. And the Carthaginians also depended on allies, as the
00:21:20.400 Romans did. Their most important ally was the Numidians, roughly today's Algerians. And what
00:21:26.320 they brought to the table was they were the best light-armed horsemen in the world. They were tremendously
00:21:31.920 good, fast cavalrymen. A staunch ally of Carthage, but Scipio manages to talk them out of it. It's a
00:21:40.000 long, fascinating story involving a woman. It's a great story, but we could spend the rest of the time
00:21:44.800 talking about it. In any case, Scipio sets this up for a final battle against Hannibal. And believe
00:21:51.280 it or not, before the battle, the two men meet, Hannibal goes to a meeting with Scipio. And it's
00:21:56.240 one of the great dramatic moments in history. To have been a fly on the wall of that tent would have
00:22:00.480 just been amazing to hear the two of them talk. It's one of my favorite moments.
00:22:04.720 It would have been a hell of a podcast.
00:22:06.320 Right.
00:22:06.640 Yeah, it would have been a hell of a podcast.
00:22:08.640 And do we know what happened in that meeting at all?
00:22:11.280 Uh, well, we know that Scipio, um, Scipio was playing a double game. He was waiting for his
00:22:17.680 Numidian allies to show up. And so he was stalling for time. Uh, and Hannibal played for it, except
00:22:24.000 Hannibal, uh, fell for it, rather. Except I think Hannibal, I think is really, really intelligent. I think
00:22:29.200 Hannibal understands that his chances of losing this battle are pretty great. And Hannibal is already
00:22:34.480 thinking to the day after, okay, I lose the battle. Then what? Do I want the Romans to come
00:22:40.160 and, uh, ask for my head, which they might do? Or do I want the leading Roman general to think
00:22:45.280 we're buddies and that he can deal, do business with me afterwards? So I think that's why Hannibal
00:22:50.080 agreed to this meeting, even though he knew he was probably not going to get anything out of it.
00:22:54.240 So they have the meeting. They start the battle. Uh, Hannibal is doing brilliant stuff with
00:23:00.960 what he's got left. He doesn't have the great army he had before.
00:23:04.560 Um, and he's quite successful, but the Numidian cavalry show up and they destroy the Carthaginian
00:23:10.240 army and Hannibal has to flee. Um, so that is the end of his attempt to conquer Rome. But Hannibal
00:23:17.360 has, if we have time, he has a little really interesting afterlife. So, um, his friendship
00:23:22.320 with Scipio really pays off. Scipio convinces the Senate to let Hannibal live and to let Hannibal
00:23:28.000 be essentially, uh, the quasi dictator of Carthage. Carthage is still a very prosperous
00:23:34.160 city. And, um, um, Hannibal puts Carthage back on its feet to pay the reparations to the other
00:23:41.120 Romans, but he puts it back on its feet too much. The Romans are afraid Carthage is going to come
00:23:46.160 back again. So they drive him out. Hannibal in exile now goes to what is nowadays Turkey, uh, to
00:23:52.720 become a military advisor to, um, the, uh, king there, a man named Antiochus. Uh, and Hannibal is, uh,
00:24:00.560 uh, uh, the strategist of his war against Rome. He fails in the end and ultimately the Romans
00:24:09.360 corner poor Hannibal, um, and he commits suicide. He has poison in his ring. He takes the poison. It's
00:24:15.040 outside of Istanbul, uh, today. And you can actually go to the place where Hannibal committed suicide,
00:24:20.800 but you probably won't because almost nobody knows where it is. I know this seems like a very specific
00:24:25.440 question. How quickly does this poison work? Is it instant? Do we know? I don't know. No,
00:24:30.880 I, I, uh, um, we might know, but I don't know. You know, I'm just curious because it's like you take
00:24:36.080 the, if you've been cornered, they better work quick. Otherwise you're just going to suffer for
00:24:39.360 a long time. That's a really good point. Yeah. Well, you know, the ancients were experts in pharmacology,
00:24:43.760 uh, and I'm sure Hannibal had access to, uh, to an expert. We'll look it up. We'll look it up.
00:24:49.520 All right. Barry, I was going to ask you something, which is you've described these three
00:24:54.800 men as geniuses. And of course that seems entirely accurate. Why haven't you described
00:24:59.520 Scipio as a genius? Oh, I could describe Scipio as a genius as well, but I believe in,
00:25:04.080 in trinities. So I do focus with three. Barry's Catholic then.
00:25:08.080 Yeah, that's right. So, and that is amazing. And now let's move on to Caesar. Yes. So Caesar,
00:25:16.560 what was his story? So Caesar, uh, unlike any of these other three, isn't raised by a famous father.
00:25:24.000 He comes from the Roman nobility, but it's a family that's a bit down on its luck. He's raised
00:25:28.880 in Rome. His mother, Aurelia Cotta was always a very big influence on his life. And she lives,
00:25:34.480 he's well on advanced in, in years. His father dies. We think of a stroke when he's fairly young.
00:25:40.720 Uh, but Caesar is immensely ambitious. And like any ambitious young Roman noble, he goes into the
00:25:47.600 military. That was what they're expected to do. And already at the age of 18, he's a military hero.
00:25:53.200 He saves a Roman soldier's life in the siege of the city of Mytilene on a Greek island. Uh, and he is
00:26:00.400 given, uh, um, um, he's given a crown. Um, he's given a wreath of glory and he's so important now,
00:26:08.480 uh, that Roman senators have to stand up. And when he enters the room, uh, which could go to the head of
00:26:14.320 an 18 year old and kind of pisses off a bunch of Roman senators who think, who is this kid?
00:26:19.120 Caesar's the guy who's, when you meet him, he's always looking over your shoulder to see who can,
00:26:23.600 uh, help him further. Um, he is ambition defined, white hot ambition. Uh, and he wants nothing but
00:26:30.880 to restore his family's glory, uh, and to rise to the top of the Roman world. Uh, his uncle by marriage
00:26:36.880 was Marius as in Marius and Sulla. Marius was a popularis, which I would translate as populist,
00:26:44.080 but some of my fellow scholars think they weren't populist, but they kind of were populist. Uh,
00:26:49.040 even though they themselves were not men of the people, they were very, very wealthy,
00:26:52.640 but we can see even nowadays we have populists are not men of the people. Um, and Caesar in a period
00:26:59.040 in which Roman politics was always divided between, um, the, the men of the people and the men of the
00:27:05.040 few, the oligarchs and the populist, he was always on the side of the populist. Um, he wanted to rise
00:27:11.920 to the highest political office in Rome, uh, to become, uh, the consul and then to have a military
00:27:18.080 command, which will allow him to win glory. Supposedly when he's in his thirties, he has a
00:27:23.120 relatively minor command in Spain and he sees a statue of Alexander the Great. And supposedly he
00:27:28.720 starts crying. Alexander was dead, uh, when, when he was at my age and he'd already conquered the world.
00:27:34.880 What have I done? So he's, he, Caesar has it all. He's a great general. He's a great speaker. He is
00:27:42.800 a great political manipulator and he's also a great writer. I mean, he writes great literature,
00:27:48.000 the Gallic Wars and the civil wars. Um, they're hard to translate, so it's hard to get it in English,
00:27:52.800 uh, but they really are quite something. He wrote other works as well, which no longer survive.
00:27:57.200 Uh, and as a beside behind the scenes manipulator, he creates, uh, uh, a conspiracy, uh, with two other
00:28:05.440 leading politicians, more prominent than him, Crassus, who's the richest man in Rome and Pompey,
00:28:10.560 who's the most successful general to date. They're going to do a deal. Caesar's the guy who can make it
00:28:15.040 happen. He's the deal maker. Uh, they each get something. Caesar gets to be consul. Pompey gets his,
00:28:21.840 um, the steps that he's taken in the East. He gets them approved by the Senate and he gets
00:28:27.120 his men, um, uh, settled on land in Italy, his veterans, and Crassus gets the command to fight
00:28:33.120 a war against Parthia, uh, Iran, basically in the East. Uh, Crassus fails and he's killed in battle.
00:28:40.800 Uh, Pompey gets what he wants. Um, but he is Caesar's son-in-law. He's married to Caesar's
00:28:46.640 one and only legitimate child, his daughter. Uh, but she dies in childbirth and Crassus is
00:28:52.080 increasingly jealous of Caesar. Excuse me. Pompey's increasingly jealous of Caesar.
00:28:56.080 Sorry, I'm confused. She dies in, oh, she dies in childbirth as in, but she's not the child.
00:29:01.760 Sorry, I was like, he was married to a baby? No, no, no. Pompey's older, a few years older
00:29:06.320 than Caesar. Sorry, I was being stupid. No, not at all. He marries Caesar's daughter,
00:29:09.840 so he is technically Caesar's son-in-law. Yes.
00:29:11.920 The Romans, like the mafia, did these kind of marriages all the time to seal political deals.
00:29:16.000 Right. And, uh, in the meantime, Caesar gets what he really wanted, command of Gaul to start a war
00:29:22.480 in Gaul and conquer all of Gaul, which is basically France and Belgium. And just for good measure,
00:29:28.000 he crosses the Rhine and invades Germany. And then he crosses the channel and invades England, which
00:29:33.760 to the Romans was the equivalent of going to Mars or the moon. Wow. The Atlantic Ocean, the English
00:29:40.160 channel is so scary, but he does it. Pompey's getting more and more jealous of this guy. You know,
00:29:46.800 I thought I was the greatest general in Rome. Who's this guy? He thinks he's the greatest general.
00:29:51.200 So, uh, when Julia, Caesar's daughter, John dies in childbirth and Caesar says, don't worry, I got a
00:29:58.400 niece. I'm married to my niece. Pompey says, I don't think so. And Pompey now moves to the other side
00:30:03.920 and the other faction. After Caesar conquers Gaul, he wants to come back to Rome and have a second
00:30:10.160 slot as consul, uh, be respected as the leading man in Rome, pass some laws that will help his
00:30:17.600 constituency, the poor people of Rome and settle his veterans. But he has made huge enemies, very
00:30:24.240 powerful enemies. Anyone in Rome who considers himself a conservative, uh, of any sort at this
00:30:30.240 point thinks that Caesar is a threat, uh, to their way of life. Why? Ah, that is a good question.
00:30:37.280 There's two theories of scholars. Uh, one is that they were dyed-in-the-wool purr-blind fools
00:30:44.720 who didn't understand that Rome needed to change. Um, they thought they could, uh, turn the,
00:30:50.320 the hourglass back and keep Rome the way it had always been. Rome had acquired an empire of 50
00:30:55.520 million people at a minimum, uh, but it was governed by a few families in the city of Rome. This was crazy.
00:31:01.200 They had to bring in the outsiders. Both Pompey and Caesar knew that, but the old-fashioned senators
00:31:06.160 didn't. There is a second theory. And also the old-fashioned senators hated the Roman people
00:31:11.280 and they didn't want to see them get more power. But there's a second theory that says,
00:31:14.800 well, that's all well and good. But the truth is that Caesar was an egomaniac who wanted to dominate
00:31:20.240 Rome as no one had ever done before. I actually think both theories are right. I think that, uh,
00:31:25.760 these, uh, senators really didn't understand that Rome needed to change. They didn't like the Roman
00:31:31.040 people, but Caesar was no pussycat. Uh, Caesar wanted to enjoy a kind of, the Romans made a
00:31:37.360 distinction between power and authority. Power is legal powers written in stone. Authority is the
00:31:42.880 informal power and they called it actoritas. And there's no doubt in my mind that Caesar wanted to
00:31:48.320 have the kind of actoritas that would make him the greatest mafia don of all time. Uh, after all,
00:31:53.440 he settles for nothing less than Cleopatra as his woman. Um, and she bears his son, almost certainly
00:31:59.600 bears his son. They see this. They, he's not with Cleopatra yet, but they see him as a threat,
00:32:05.280 uh, to their way of life. And so, uh, they demand, they fire him and, um, say, say, step down,
00:32:12.720 come back to Rome, stand trial for your crimes. And Caesar says, I don't think so. I think I'm going
00:32:17.920 to invade Italy instead and start a civil war. And he says, I'm doing this for two reasons. One is to
00:32:23.200 defend the Roman people because the, the, um, the tribunes of the plebs who are in technically
00:32:28.880 defends of the Roman people in the constitution. Uh, they have been dissed by the Senate, which
00:32:33.120 was true. They had been dissed by the Senate. But the second reason he says, and to me, this is
00:32:36.960 vintage Caesar. It's because my rank and standing is greater to me than my life itself. In Latin,
00:32:42.560 my dignitas is greater to me, is dearer to me than life itself. And dignitas doesn't just mean dignity.
00:32:48.640 It means my rank, my standing, my reputation. So for this, he starts a civil war. It's a civil war
00:32:54.480 that rages for four years. It ends up seeing, um, his opponents, Pompey being, uh, murdered,
00:33:01.200 Cato committing suicide, the other generals being killed in battle, and Caesar winning it all,
00:33:06.880 including Cleopatra. He is now the, uh, dictator for life, dictator in perpetuity. There's never been
00:33:13.440 anyone like this in Rome before. And it's that when a conspiracy of senators decides, no moss,
00:33:20.800 we've got to stop this guy. And do they say that because he's essentially usurped all the
00:33:26.480 power that there was? And they're like, this guy's out of control. Yes. By now he is really
00:33:30.480 out of control. And even some of his former supporters say, wait a minute, we didn't sign
00:33:35.600 up for this. You know, we didn't sign up for this guy behaving like a mafia Don and giving the
00:33:40.800 choicest jobs to his family members. We didn't sign up for this guy basically abolishing elections.
00:33:46.080 He didn't technically abolish them, but de facto abolished them. And the Romans really cared about
00:33:50.640 elections. So, uh, and they didn't like the idea that he was dictator in perpetuity. What does this
00:33:55.520 mean? Uh, no one, Romans never, dictator specifically for six months only. Um, and they didn't like the
00:34:01.440 idea that the Senate had declared him to be a God. Um, so for all, and they didn't like the idea that
00:34:07.520 his, he had a Roman wife, but his mistress, who, by the way, he kept in a palace across the Tiber,
00:34:13.360 Caesar's palace, we'll call it now Caesar's villa really was, that's where Cleopatra was at the
00:34:18.000 time of his assassination, hanging out in Rome. Um, and she was probably pregnant with his second
00:34:23.840 child, but she has a miscarriage. So there are just a lot of people in Rome who've had it with
00:34:29.440 this guy. That makes sense. And Barry, it's so interesting to me because I've never, we've never
00:34:34.480 interviewed a historian about these individuals in this way. I'm just, this is a brilliant conversation.
00:34:39.200 I was so happy to have you on. It's fantastic. One of the things that occurs to me is these
00:34:43.920 great stories. I mean, these people are maniacs in a way. Yeah. I mean, that if you had a guy now
00:34:50.240 who came along and was like, look, I want to be great. Therefore let's go and invade France. I mean,
00:34:55.600 France is, yeah, invade France. I've got no problem invading France, but invade some other country,
00:35:01.520 kill loads of people so that I can raise my status in the hierarchy of my society. We would say that
00:35:07.840 guy's a lunatic, lock him up. But if, but it's not only that, but it is that, but it's not only
00:35:12.320 that, but look at some other modern examples. Look at Abraham Lincoln. He has a choice. He can make
00:35:17.280 peace with the South and say, well, at least nobody died or he can fight the war, however it takes.
00:35:23.440 And by the time the war is over, 600,000 people are 600,000 Americans on both sides are dead.
00:35:28.960 The South is in ruins. And finally, the last casualty is Lincoln himself. Some people might say,
00:35:34.000 that's crazy. Or Churchill, you know, Britain could have made peace. Thank God they didn't. But
00:35:40.320 Churchill basically said, whatever it takes, whatever it takes, you know, and if Britain's
00:35:45.200 going to be in ruins and a lot of British people die, that's what we have to do to save our way of
00:35:51.440 life. And that's different, isn't it? That's different because both Lincoln and Churchill,
00:35:56.080 they're also fighting for an idea. Well, whereas here, it seems much more about personal ego,
00:36:02.480 power. Maybe because I've made it that way. But no, you're right. There is a difference.
00:36:07.200 Because, but it's also from our point of view, Caesar would have said, I am fighting for the
00:36:13.200 Roman Empire. We Romans believe that we are destined to govern the world. As his successor,
00:36:18.880 Augustus says, empire without end. That comes from Virgil's The Aeneid. And that's what Romans thought.
00:36:24.320 And Caesar would also have said, the Gauls have threatened Italy's security in the past,
00:36:28.400 and that will never happen again. They hadn't threatened Italy's security for 60 years,
00:36:31.920 but never mind. And also Caesar believed, and I'm the only one who stands up for the common person
00:36:40.080 in Rome. So there's that too. But you're absolutely right. In all three of these cases,
00:36:45.680 there's ego. Hannibal thinks he's defending his country and getting revenge. Alexander thinks he's
00:36:50.320 defeating the Persian threat and making Greece and Macedon the greatest power in the world and
00:36:56.080 changing history and spreading civilization, which in fact he did too. So, you know, it's not-
00:37:01.520 Let me rephrase what I mean. If we found out that Rishi Sunak or Joe Biden are sitting in their
00:37:09.760 offices in the Oval Office and in Number 10 Downing Street, and they're saying, well, you know,
00:37:16.000 my mother told me that I am born of a snake that is God, and therefore I am entitled to conquer the world,
00:37:25.680 we'd get the mental hospital out there urgently to deal with them.
00:37:31.200 I can imagine Trump saying that.
00:37:32.560 It is possible. Which I think it's fair to say some people have criticized him for,
00:37:41.520 to put it mildly. Do you see what I'm saying? I mean, is it fair to say that not only is it that
00:37:47.120 these men are different, but the culture in which they operate is so different that we would probably
00:37:52.640 struggle to relate to at this point?
00:37:54.160 Yes and no. Yes and no. I mean, we have politicians today who might say,
00:37:58.880 I really think I'm here for a reason. God put me here for a reason. And my reason is to help
00:38:04.960 the people. The reason is to defend my country. We could imagine a politician saying that.
00:38:10.880 So, I mean, these are countries with different religions.
00:38:13.600 So-
00:38:14.160 Well, I mean, Vladimir Putin almost certainly thinks in this world.
00:38:16.640 Sure. And I mean, there were other Greeks at the time who couldn't stand what Alexander said.
00:38:20.560 Alexander later in his life passes decree saying, I need to be worshipped as a god. I insist that
00:38:25.760 everyone worships me as a god. And the various Greek city states, you know, couldn't agree fast
00:38:30.720 enough to do this, except Sparta. Sparta says, if Alexander wants to be worshipped as a god, let him.
00:38:37.600 I mean, the Spartans were, they were pretty badass, weren't they?
00:38:40.320 They were pretty badass. Yeah.
00:38:41.440 Yeah. Yeah. You've got to have a really strong sense of identity to stand up to Alexander the Great.
00:38:49.120 No, they were happy in this instance. They went along with it, right?
00:38:52.240 No. No.
00:38:52.960 No, no, no. Sorry. I mean, you know, the idea was, if that's what he wants, go ahead.
00:38:59.200 More like, go ahead and make my day.
00:39:00.640 Oh, I see. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:39:02.000 They basically gave him the finger.
00:39:03.360 Oh, I see. I misunderstood.
00:39:04.560 Exactly. They were giving him the finger. Thank you. You put it so well.
00:39:08.960 So, we'll move back to season in a second. So, what actually happened with the Spartans when they
00:39:15.280 gave him the metaphorical finger?
00:39:16.720 Nothing. Nothing happened. I mean, for one thing, Alexander was far away. He was in Iraq.
00:39:23.680 For another thing, nobody really cared about Sparta that much anymore. And besides which,
00:39:28.480 it would have been bad for business for the Macedonians to have destroyed Sparta,
00:39:32.640 just as it was bad for business for them to destroy Athens. Athens rebelled twice. They didn't
00:39:37.760 destroy it. They did destroy Thebes, which they could get away with because all of Thebes'
00:39:42.960 neighbours hated Thebes and wanted to see it destroyed. At this point, Sparta was no longer
00:39:48.560 a great power. It was on the decline, and yet it had a lot of prestige for what it had done for
00:39:54.560 the Greek world. So, they got away with it. And then Alexander died, and his successors had other
00:39:59.520 things to do, like fighting each other. So, they didn't hear that much about Sparta.
00:40:03.120 So, moving back to Caesar then. So, we're talking about essentially the end of Caesar's life.
00:40:08.960 Yes.
00:40:09.360 How did the conspiracy arise? How did the plotters get together? And how did they execute it?
00:40:15.680 So, the conspirators, there were three main conspirators, two who we know from Shakespeare,
00:40:22.000 Brutus and Cassius. And there's a third one who Shakespeare just kind of disses, really. His name is
00:40:28.960 Decimus Brutus. He's a distant cousin of Brutus and Cassius. Brutus and Cassius had both fought
00:40:33.840 against Caesar in the Civil War, and then after being defeated, had asked for a pardon for Caesar,
00:40:39.840 and he gave it to them. Decimus Brutus is different. He'd always fought for Caesar and with
00:40:44.560 Caesar, both in Gaul and then in the Civil War. But he changes his mind, possibly because of his wife,
00:40:51.360 who comes from an anti-Caesar family. And partly, possibly because he sees that Caesar is moving on
00:40:58.560 to new favorites. Caesar is planning to invade Iran. That's going to be his life's, cap his life's work,
00:41:05.520 invade the Parthian Empire. But he's leaving Decimus Brutus at home. And so, Decimus is pissed off about this.
00:41:14.080 Brutus and Cassius. Brutus is a philosopher. He is married to the daughter of Cato the Elder,
00:41:20.800 who is Caesar's most vehement enemy. And Brutus really believes in the principles of the Roman Republic.
00:41:28.880 Cassius is more of a military man, less of a philosopher. But they both don't like the way that Caesar has
00:41:35.440 gained power. And Decimus decides to go over to their side. So, they gather together a group of,
00:41:42.880 depending on who you believe, either 35 or 60-some-odd senators, or 60-some-odd senators,
00:41:49.200 let's say, to join this conspiracy to kill Julius Caesar. And they want to do it in a way. They
00:41:56.720 want to do it themselves, first of all. They could have hired thugs to do it. They want to do it.
00:42:00.720 They want to do it themselves to show that this is not just a garden-variety murder,
00:42:04.720 but it's something for the sake of Rome. And they want to do it in a meeting of the Roman Senate. Again,
00:42:10.000 to make the point, we're not killing him out of pique or an ambition. We're doing it out of idealism
00:42:15.280 for the Roman Senate. They manage to keep it secret because Caesar doesn't really believe it.
00:42:21.600 It's not as if he doesn't get rumors of conspiracies against him. The problem is what
00:42:25.840 they call noise. He's getting rumors every single day of conspiracies against him. And so,
00:42:31.520 Caesar also thinks, whatever. The other thing is, Caesar's very arrogant. We've seen this a lot
00:42:37.200 in history. Caesar thinks, who would be crazy enough to kill me? Rome has just gone through a
00:42:42.400 four-year civil war, and it was disastrous. Huge casualties. Huge destruction. If you kill me,
00:42:48.640 Civil War II, the sequel, is going to break out. Who would do that? I'm untouchable. And we see the result.
00:42:55.680 It brings up an interesting question, branching out beyond these three figures specifically,
00:43:00.480 Barry. As you mentioned, and from the way you tell the stories, it seems certainly true that
00:43:05.520 these guys really didn't know when to stop. They didn't know when to stop. They absolutely
00:43:08.800 didn't know when to stop. Are there leaders of their magnitude and history who did?
00:43:12.800 Yes. I'll give you a couple of examples. One is William the Conqueror.
00:43:19.360 After conquering England, he says, that's nice. I think I'm going to administer this place.
00:43:24.800 He didn't go on. I suppose the difference there is he conquered a kingdom that he didn't have. He
00:43:31.680 wasn't a king before, right? Right. But he could have gone and tried to conquer more kingdoms.
00:43:35.440 That's true. That's true. But yes, Alexander conquers a kingdom he didn't have before.
00:43:39.920 But wasn't he king of a kingdom already? Yes. Right. That's the difference.
00:43:43.440 But William was the Duke of Normandy, which is no mean place.
00:43:46.880 Yeah. Sure, it's a big place, but he's no king. So that's one. And he stays and governs.
00:43:52.400 Yeah. Anymore?
00:43:53.360 Yeah. Ataturk.
00:43:54.960 Yes. Ataturk, you know, Turkey's a satiated power. He said, that's enough. We don't need to do this
00:44:00.960 anymore. Don't need any more. I mean, he wasn't a nice guy, but he doesn't know when to stop.
00:44:06.880 Um, in a sense, George Washington, sorry, my British friends, but Washington could have become
00:44:12.480 a king. And he said, no. And he could have been president for more than two terms. And he said,
00:44:16.400 no, that's, that's enough.
00:44:18.560 Is it, is it partly because these figures come later on in history, therefore they don't have
00:44:25.920 this idea that they have been ordained or by God or representing God or even being literally God?
00:44:32.880 Um, I don't know. Napoleon is later than, than, uh, it's pretty late in history, but he doesn't
00:44:39.680 know when to stop.
00:44:40.400 Yeah. You can say that again.
00:44:41.840 Hitler's pretty recent and he didn't know when to stop. Um, you know, I think another person who
00:44:47.520 knows when to stop is Franco, you know, also not a nice guy, but you know, Hitler saying to him,
00:44:52.800 hey, come on, come on. Don't you want to join me and Mussolini in the war? And he says,
00:44:56.160 I don't think so. No, no, no. We have a lot of, we have problems in Spain. No,
00:45:00.400 I think we'll be neutral. Imagine if Mussolini had stayed neutral in the world war two,
00:45:04.560 he would have survived, you know, and Italy would have been spared a lot of ruin. So, um,
00:45:11.040 so there are people who know when to stop. They really are.
00:45:13.520 And going back to the question of fatal flaws, was that the all that was that their fatal flaw of
00:45:19.840 these three great men, which is the inability to stop or was there something else as well?
00:45:24.880 Oh, something else. I mean, um, it's less true of Hannibal, though you can make a case for it,
00:45:30.480 than it is of Caesar and Alexander, but they're so arrogant. These, they're just so arrogant. Uh,
00:45:38.160 the idea that, um, it's related to knowing when to stop, but the idea that we keep on going after
00:45:44.800 what they had done or that Caesar would thought that he was untouchable or if Alexander really was
00:45:49.600 poisoned that he didn't see that coming either. Um, Alexander had actually murdered one of his
00:45:55.200 leading generals in a fit of rage earlier on in his life. Um, and that certainly impressed
00:46:02.000 some of his generals with thinking the life expectancy in this job is not very great.
00:46:06.480 So, I mean, they made enemies that they, that, that they didn't need to make for Caesar to think
00:46:11.440 that he was, that he was untouchable. Uh, before we, uh, wrap up, we've only got
00:46:16.880 10 more minutes or so before we go to questions from our locals, uh, you're a military historian
00:46:21.120 as well. And one of the things I was fascinated about when you were talking about how the Greeks,
00:46:25.680 while the Romans were these kind of sluggers, but perhaps not very skilled tactically,
00:46:30.240 the Greeks came up with new ways of fighting. Yes. What was it? Was it technologically based?
00:46:35.280 Was it intellectually based? Did they come up with tactics that were powerful? What was it?
00:46:39.200 So, I mean, the Greeks, and it's really the Macedonian Greeks who, who come up with this,
00:46:43.600 um, they create a combined, combined arms military that uses the infantry and the cavalry working
00:46:50.480 together. Um, and that is a very, very potent combination when you can do that. The Romans are
00:46:55.040 really not good at that. Um, the Macedonians, so Greek armies were pikemen, the armies of the city
00:47:02.640 states. Shield and spear. Shield and spear. And, but they didn't, not a javelin, but a pike,
00:47:07.120 you know, come up against the enemy and just hit and hit and hit. It was pretty simple. Um,
00:47:11.360 but the Macedonians come up with a, a new system whereby, um, so the pike of the Greek, uh, hoplites
00:47:17.680 was infantrymen was nine feet long. The Macedonians come up with a new pike that's about 15 feet long.
00:47:23.920 Wow. Uh, the pike, a nine foot long pike you can hold in one hand while you have a big body shield and
00:47:29.920 you hold through a thong with your left hand. You can't hold a 15 foot, uh, spear in your hand.
00:47:35.840 It's too heavy. You need both hands. Uh, so, uh, the solution, and you can't have, uh, uh,
00:47:42.320 you don't have a hand to hold the body shield. If you put the body shield and the thong around your
00:47:45.840 neck, it's going to choke you. So the solution is to have a little shield. How do you do that?
00:47:51.040 Uh, well, the Macedonians are the hardest drinkers in Greece. So they go into battle, uh, having had
00:47:56.640 Dutch courage as it were, and a lot of Dutch courage. The other thing is that the Greeks
00:48:00.160 in the city states are citizens. If the generals had told them, you don't have,
00:48:04.640 you can't have so much protection anymore. They would have fired the generals.
00:48:07.680 Macedonians are subjects in a kingdom. The king has more power. And frankly, they're kind of hillbillies.
00:48:14.240 And, um, they're willing to take chances because they want to get rich, uh, in a way that Greek
00:48:19.280 citizens weren't. Uh, they trained year round. These were professional armies. And the Roman
00:48:23.920 armies weren't professional armies in the beginning either. Uh, that gave them an advantage and then
00:48:28.400 it allowed them to maneuver, to do things, for instance, like feigning a retreat, a very hard
00:48:33.120 thing to do. And when you draw the enemy in, feigning retreat with half your army, draw the
00:48:37.520 enemy in and then turn around and hit the enemy on two sides. That's the kind of thing that, um,
00:48:43.200 these Greek armies could do. And then use the cavalry to disperse the enemy and then use the infantry,
00:48:48.960 uh, as the hammer. Um, that's the sort of thing it's difficult to do. Hannibal could do that
00:48:54.720 brilliantly. Uh, the Romans couldn't until they learned to, uh, beat him at his own game.
00:48:59.440 And why couldn't they do that? Do you, does it take some kind of signaling or command or training?
00:49:05.040 No, not at all. It's culture. I mean, culture is in many ways the most important factor for any,
00:49:10.560 uh, any military. Um, you know, um, why do army national armies fight in the way they do?
00:49:17.600 It's the culture of the country. I mean, why do the Russians think you should just
00:49:22.000 send in men like cannon fodder and slog and slog and slog? Because that's the Russian way of war.
00:49:26.560 I mean, it's just, that's just the way that they do it. Uh, why are some countries very good at
00:49:32.880 cunning, uh, and, uh, special operations and others not? It's everything to do with culture.
00:49:38.560 And just touching the, the culture that's always really interested me is the culture of the Spartans.
00:49:44.240 Yes. I just, as I remember as a kid- He's watched 300.
00:49:48.080 Yeah, I've watched 300. And I've read the comic.
00:49:52.560 But as a child, I was obsessed with ancient Greece and I was particularly obsessed with
00:49:56.720 Sparta. I remember people going, it was a bit weird, but he just sits and reads books about
00:50:00.560 Sparta. But what, what made them such incredible warriors, Spartans?
00:50:04.960 They were professionals. You know, they were professionals. Uh, they were the only professional
00:50:10.400 military in Greece before the Macedonians, before Philip and Alexander. Sparta was a society,
00:50:16.400 was a pyramid. Uh, at the bottom were the helots. These were the serfs. At the middle were the
00:50:21.680 neighbors. Um, they could lead relatively ordinary lives, but they had to serve as Spartan allies when
00:50:26.960 needed. And at the top was a small group of full Spartan warriors, the so-called peers, 9,000 of them
00:50:34.000 at the population height. They, all they did was train for war. Um, and they had a bizarre educational
00:50:42.160 system. Uh, uh, they were taken from their parents at the age of seven and they went to live in age-graded
00:50:48.800 barracks, um, where they were, uh, their primary group was boys of the same age. And there they were
00:50:54.560 taught how to fight. Uh, and they were also taught how to be tough, uh, to, uh, live out in the wild,
00:51:00.080 to steal, to kill, to do what you needed to do to survive. So they had the most professional
00:51:06.560 and toughest soldiers in Greece. Um, so that, that is, uh, one of the reasons they were so strong. Also,
00:51:12.240 their entire society is set up on a military basis. It's an austerity society. Uh, ain't no,
00:51:18.320 uh, none of this culture stuff. The only songs they sing are military songs. The other thing is
00:51:24.480 the role of the Spartan woman, which is a very big part of it. Uh, women in Sparta were meant to be
00:51:29.600 wise mothers breeders, and their job was to tell the men to buck up, uh, the famous staying of the
00:51:36.880 Spartan mother to a son when he once goes off to battle with it or on it. Come back with your shield.
00:51:42.080 Don't throw it away like a coward or come back dead on your shield. I'd rather have you dead
00:51:47.680 than to have you alive without your shield. Um, Spartan, uh, girls were the only girls in
00:51:52.560 Greece to have a public education. Um, they were, uh, trained to run the household when the men were
00:51:59.520 away. Uh, but they were also trained in gymnastics and they were trained in the nude. Greek boys were
00:52:05.840 trained in the nude. Nothing unusual about that, but only in Sparta were girls trained in the nude as
00:52:10.880 well. And boys and girls would see each other in the nude in public. Uh, the idea was to get everybody
00:52:16.640 really horny. Uh, so they would go off and make future Spartans. So, uh, it's a whole society
00:52:22.480 that's set up for war. It's really quite remarkable and horrible.
00:52:26.080 It sounds like, you know, the, the comic, uh,
00:52:30.320 movie or whatever it is, is actually not that inaccurate in terms of how they were trained.
00:52:34.400 No, it's not that inaccurate. It's not that inaccurate. Yeah.
00:52:37.440 And it's very interesting as well, particularly brutal, the way they treated boys who
00:52:42.800 weren't going to make it or they didn't think were. Well, so, I mean, the Spartans had this
00:52:48.480 system that when a baby is born, a baby has to be inspected by a public inspector.
00:52:53.280 Uh, and if they think the kid is sickly or not going to make it, they expose the child on a
00:52:59.040 mountainside, uh, where the baby will either die or somebody might take him and enslave the, uh,
00:53:05.120 enslave the child. The Sparta was the only Greek state that did this as by government initiative.
00:53:10.560 Um, but the other Greek states, a father had the authority to do this to his own child,
00:53:16.640 but it'd be much more difficult for a father to sacrifice his own child than it would for an
00:53:21.200 impersonal state to do it. And why did they never, because if you look at the militarily and,
00:53:26.880 and the fighters that they produced, they're, they're still famous now, the Spartan warriors,
00:53:32.240 still, even people may, may understand very little about the culture that still resonates.
00:53:37.520 Why is it they never went on to conquer the world?
00:53:40.000 Well, because you don't win, it's a great question, but you don't win wars just by having,
00:53:43.920 uh, having good soldiers. For one thing, the most important thing you need to have to be
00:53:48.160 successful at war is money. And Sparta didn't have any money. Spartans abolished money. Uh,
00:53:53.200 they had a barter system and they had, uh, ungainly iron spits because they thought money was
00:53:58.080 corrupting, corrupting. Um, and that's the other side of the Spartans. They really didn't want to
00:54:02.480 conquer the world. They wanted to be pure. They wanted to be great, pure warriors. So they conquered the
00:54:08.320 Peloponnesus, the Southern Peninsula of Greece and part of central Greece. So they didn't want to go
00:54:12.320 any further. The other problem is that reason is they have a security problem. Um, all Greek city
00:54:17.520 states have enslaved labor, unfree labor, but Sparta is one of the only ones in which the unfree laborers
00:54:23.200 are Greeks. In Athens, the unfree laborers are all kidnapped, enslaved, brought in from abroad, and then,
00:54:29.760 um, they're bred enslaved families. In Sparta, they basically, most of the people they've enslaved
00:54:35.600 are their neighbors to the West, the Mycenaean Greeks. Uh, and the Spartans make the mistake of
00:54:41.120 letting these people to continue to live in their national homeland. Um, they want their country back,
00:54:46.320 uh, and they rebel against the Spartans whenever they can. The Spartans, young Spartan boys, as their
00:54:51.680 initiation into the military, have to spend two years living in the countryside where the hellats are
00:54:56.400 and making their lives miserable. Uh, they have the right to kill them. Every year on New Year's
00:55:01.120 Day, Sparta declares war on the hellats and says, we can kill these people if, if necessary. Um, so, um,
00:55:08.320 they have this security problem, but they have this notion of purity, which is not really what you
00:55:12.960 want. If you want to conquer the world, you need to be a pragmatist. And the Spartans are anything but
00:55:17.440 pragmatic.
00:55:18.080 Gary, I mean, I, I hope we get a chance to have you back about 50 times because we can talk about the
00:55:25.360 Romans as an empire, the Greeks, there's so many other things we can talk about. And Carthage is
00:55:30.160 one thing that we don't know about because the Romans kind of make sure we don't know about it.
00:55:35.200 So, uh, if you have time at some point, we would love to have you back on the show for now. We're
00:55:39.920 going to head over to locals where we ask you questions from our audience, but it's been an
00:55:43.680 absolute pleasure. Of the leaders you have written about or researched, who would be perfect to lead
00:55:50.480 the West out of the current situation? And whom should today's leaders emulate?