TRIGGERnometry - August 06, 2023


"The Left Used to Believe in Winning People Over" - Mark Steel


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1 hour and 13 minutes

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12,191

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333

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10

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155

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32

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In this episode of Trigonometry, Francis Foster and Constantine Kissin are joined by British comedian Mark Steele to discuss the election of Jeremy Corbyn to the Labour Party, the Labour leadership, and how he got started in stand-up comedy.

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00:00:00.680 You should be excited as a lefty that Labour are going to get back in.
00:00:04.600 Surely we've had a Conservative government for nine, what, 13, 14 years?
00:00:08.760 This should be a galvanising moment.
00:00:10.620 Yeah, I don't feel it.
00:00:12.140 Starler's great genius is he says nothing and then a week later goes back on it.
00:00:18.740 The Corbyn Project's attitude towards the media, for example, I do not think was helpful.
00:00:25.840 I think you have to try and win people round.
00:00:28.240 I think if someone's Oswald Mosley or Hitler, there's no point in trying to win them round. 0.93
00:00:34.320 But most people aren't that.
00:00:37.140 Try to sort of engage with people and look for the positive, not just go, 0.99
00:00:41.280 Ah, fucking dare you! You're a fucking good partner! 1.00
00:00:43.740 And just try to just shut the argument down and see everybody who says something 1.00
00:00:50.440 that might possibly be interpreted as bigoted as they shouldn't be allowed to say that.
00:00:57.120 I think that that doesn't help.
00:01:09.240 Hello and welcome to Trigonometry.
00:01:11.900 I'm Francis Foster.
00:01:13.100 I'm Constantine Kissin.
00:01:14.140 And this is a show for you if you want honest conversations with fascinating people.
00:01:19.020 Our brilliant guest today is a well-known British comedian, Mark Steele.
00:01:22.100 Welcome to Trigonometry.
00:01:23.180 Hello. God, I hope I can be fascinating.
00:01:25.220 We'll find out. We'll find out. We'll see if you are.
00:01:27.620 Because when you're introduced as a comic, you think,
00:01:31.540 Oh, as long as me jokes work, I'm all right.
00:01:33.420 But fascinating.
00:01:36.200 That, by the way, is the most British comedian thing to say.
00:01:39.300 A lot of Americans are thinking, why has he got low self-esteem?
00:01:43.080 It's just what you're supposed to say if you're a British comedian.
00:01:46.080 Yes, if I was American.
00:01:47.800 Hey, too right, I'm fascinating.
00:01:49.240 Exactly. And that is what you are.
00:01:51.560 So welcome to the show. Tell us why you're fascinating.
00:01:54.120 How are you here? What has been your journey through life, Mark?
00:01:56.400 How did you get into stand-up? What's been your career since, etc.?
00:02:00.660 Wow.
00:02:01.600 I started as a stand-up in the 1980s.
00:02:05.340 The route into it was very dull.
00:02:08.560 I just looked, I just fancied doing it.
00:02:11.520 There wasn't really anything else I could do.
00:02:13.760 I tried working in an office.
00:02:14.980 I tried being a milkman.
00:02:17.280 I loved being a milkman.
00:02:20.420 Not that far from where we sit here, there was a village.
00:02:23.720 There is a village called Orton Kirby.
00:02:26.400 And I was responsible for delivering their milk every day. 0.95
00:02:29.780 And I was sacked because I was the most useless milkman in history. 0.86
00:02:35.700 But when they sacked me, the manager said, 0.92
00:02:38.440 they all like you, Mark. 0.99
00:02:39.620 They just say he's bloody useless at delivering milk. 0.98
00:02:42.360 And I was so happy. 0.98
00:02:45.220 I thought that was the greatest review. 0.95
00:02:46.940 And I was useless.
00:02:49.220 Sometimes you would, some of the milkman would get back and go, 0.53
00:02:53.040 oh, Christ, I forgot the number 21.
00:02:55.780 I would forget whole streets.
00:02:58.380 I'd get back two hours early and think, I've got all my milk. 1.00
00:03:03.420 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:03:04.220 Because my mind's just gone. 1.00
00:03:05.700 I've just drifted off.
00:03:07.800 And I would forget to deliver someone's bread
00:03:11.040 and just leave it in the back of the truck
00:03:12.920 and give it to them a week later.
00:03:14.480 And they rang up and said, the bread's green.
00:03:18.420 It's just gone rotten.
00:03:20.140 And they, oh, I had a bloody work.
00:03:21.860 It's hard not to get this done by the environmental health.
00:03:24.040 And it was just, I crashed the milk flow because I wasn't concentrating.
00:03:27.300 Anyway, I did various things like that and couldn't do any of them.
00:03:30.920 But all the while I thought, I really fancy the idea of being on stage.
00:03:35.600 And so I just sort of rang up lots of the clubs that was like, you know,
00:03:40.820 there's nothing very interesting.
00:03:41.720 I often make things up.
00:03:45.480 I did that by accident.
00:03:48.660 I did it saying I was going to make a story up once.
00:03:52.140 And I was on midweek with Libby Purvis, bless her.
00:03:58.300 And the researcher rang the day before the show.
00:04:01.040 And she said, Mark, can you sort of tell us how it is that you got started in stand-up?
00:04:05.960 You know, this young researcher will be excited.
00:04:07.380 Libby really wants to know.
00:04:08.740 And I said, but it just won't be very interesting.
00:04:10.520 She said, well, just, you know, just make, you know, if you can embellish it a bit.
00:04:14.000 I said, well, I can embellish it to the point where I'll just make it up.
00:04:17.020 So I said, well, I'll tell you what.
00:04:18.400 All right, then.
00:04:18.920 And my dad, my dad was a Polish diplomat.
00:04:23.660 And every year I used to go with him to Poland and he had to make a speech.
00:04:28.640 And it's the tradition out there that their son has to make a speech as well at Christmas.
00:04:32.680 And the only Polish I knew was these jokes. 0.95
00:04:35.080 And the jokes went down so well that I was booked up to do a regular spot
00:04:39.160 at the lunch interval in a nearby vodka factory.
00:04:42.960 And I just made that.
00:04:45.020 So the next day, live, live on Radio 4, Libby Purvis is going,
00:04:50.520 my next guest is Mark Steele.
00:04:52.680 And, well, he had rather an extraordinary introduction into the world of comedy,
00:04:57.560 didn't you, Mark?
00:04:58.240 I said, Mark's being rather modest.
00:05:03.920 His father was a Polish diplomat.
00:05:08.000 She went through and read it all out.
00:05:10.480 And so at various points, you know, years later, people go, that's amazing.
00:05:15.020 About your dad and the vodka factory.
00:05:17.540 So the sad truth is you tried lots of other jobs,
00:05:20.480 weren't very good at any of them, so you thought you'd give stand-up a go.
00:05:23.340 I think I tried every other job.
00:05:26.940 No, I could have tried every other job.
00:05:29.340 It would have been the same result.
00:05:30.760 Mining, airline pilot, hot air balloon repairman. 1.00
00:05:35.920 Oh, shit, I've let it go. 0.98
00:05:39.880 And so you start stand-up in the 80s. 0.99
00:05:42.380 What was it like back then?
00:05:43.760 Was it an exciting time to be getting into stand-up?
00:05:46.200 Did it feel like you're part of something fresh and new?
00:05:50.300 That's a brilliant question.
00:05:52.340 What did it feel like?
00:05:53.960 It's hard to say because if you look back on it,
00:05:56.420 it was quite an important little cultural moment.
00:05:59.640 Stand-up as we knew it.
00:06:00.760 Before that, stand-up was club comics.
00:06:04.720 It was people who told jokes.
00:06:07.680 I think most of them were great, actually.
00:06:11.360 We can come on to sort of some of the problems with them and so on.
00:06:14.820 But I love – in fact, right, this probably isn't very special.
00:06:19.340 I'm going to do – this is – I've been doing –
00:06:20.860 there's no better way of doing this, I don't think.
00:06:22.920 There's a bit in my show that I've been doing.
00:06:25.540 Because they – stand-ups of those times would do jokes
00:06:29.640 and then they would finish on a song.
00:06:32.600 And that was the rule.
00:06:34.340 And I've been doing an impression of it in my show.
00:06:37.120 They go – so they'd come on the telly, they'd do their jokes
00:06:40.740 and then they'd go,
00:06:41.720 Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars.
00:06:45.400 I fell and go to the doctors. 0.99
00:06:46.360 He said, I've got a lettuce stuck up my arse. 0.99
00:06:47.900 The doctor has a feel about it. 0.99
00:06:48.880 He said, I've got bad news.
00:06:49.700 It's only the tip of the iceberg.
00:06:51.300 Let me know what spring is like in Jupiter and Mars.
00:06:55.400 And so I thought, this looks great.
00:07:01.920 And then stand-up changed and you had this sort of very, very –
00:07:07.560 quite a big cultural shift really in stand-up being something
00:07:12.040 that was different.
00:07:12.860 It was people writing their own material,
00:07:15.560 not just telling standard jokes about two Jews in a pub or whatever,
00:07:20.320 but their own stuff and their own experiences or doing characters.
00:07:25.560 And it was like Rick Mayle and Alexi Tale.
00:07:28.040 And if you did the clubs, there'd be – in those days,
00:07:31.520 there'd be these crazy acts.
00:07:34.340 There was a bloke who melted ice.
00:07:36.640 The Iceman.
00:07:37.760 The Iceman.
00:07:40.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:41.340 He was a legend on the circuit, but carry on.
00:07:43.300 No, I just remember that.
00:07:44.620 Someone telling me, I was like, oh, you're the Iceman.
00:07:46.160 Now, the thing is, there is a myth that is told so often
00:07:53.480 about the comedy circuit of those days,
00:07:55.760 which is that what drove it was politics
00:07:58.760 and a sort of it was part of the anti-Thatcher world.
00:08:02.680 Now, it did sort of dovetail with that a bit
00:08:07.240 and part of it was a rejection of a lot of the sort of racist jokes
00:08:13.300 and so on of the 70s.
00:08:16.220 But that wasn't what drove it.
00:08:17.800 What drove it was that it was this different sort of cabaret-type act.
00:08:23.080 And so there might be one act that did something political
00:08:26.580 out of four in a night in 1984 in Camden or something,
00:08:30.980 but that would literally be all it was.
00:08:33.020 Or there'd be a poet, but they'd just be bonkers. 0.78
00:08:36.480 They'd just do some crazy bonkers thing
00:08:38.960 or someone would come in and start throwing lettuces at people
00:08:41.160 or something, it was just bonkers and exciting.
00:08:46.120 And, of course, now the question, was it exciting at the time?
00:08:50.120 Of course, you didn't, we didn't know we were at the middle of something
00:08:54.680 that you would look back on and go, oh, that was a brilliant cultural shift.
00:08:58.580 I don't know, did Beethoven, was Beethoven aware
00:09:01.480 that he was at the beginning of a massive cultural shift
00:09:05.420 of romantic music is against the sort of royal court minuets or whatever.
00:09:10.800 Was he aware of it?
00:09:12.060 He probably was.
00:09:12.980 But I bet there were probably loads of people that weren't, you know,
00:09:16.860 at the time or any musical.
00:09:18.540 Maybe, I suppose, in the early days of hip-hop or something
00:09:21.860 or any, you know, maybe, maybe were people aware of it.
00:09:27.400 It's only when you look back on it and go, wow, that,
00:09:32.560 oh, that was great to be at the start of that.
00:09:37.260 I hope that it's, I hope the history of it's written accurately
00:09:41.340 at some point because it was one of the, my favourite acts of the time.
00:09:46.760 And when comics of my vintage get together,
00:09:49.660 we'd always talk about these people.
00:09:51.220 There was a guy, you know, this is why it's so frustrating
00:09:53.280 when you sort of see, oh, it was all about being about
00:09:56.380 anti-Thatcher and anti-Tibbit.
00:09:58.620 One of the greatest acts on the circuit was a guy called
00:10:01.320 Randolph the Remarkable, right?
00:10:03.840 And he was this very camp man.
00:10:06.660 And his whole act, just with sheer charisma,
00:10:10.080 he would take 20 minutes to do this.
00:10:12.520 He would take off his shirt, revealing quite a girth.
00:10:15.400 And he would get a washing up bowl and put it on the floor
00:10:18.980 and he would announce that he was going to pick up
00:10:22.360 the washing up bowl with his stomach.
00:10:25.080 And then the great sort of finale was that he would bend over to do this.
00:10:30.420 And the thing that I always remember was that, of course,
00:10:32.860 people would be tittering and he'd stand up and say,
00:10:36.080 stop it.
00:10:38.160 I cannot achieve maximum suction without total silence. 0.98
00:10:45.400 And it was fucking mad, but wonderful. 0.97
00:10:50.060 And probably not that different from something you might have seen 0.99
00:10:54.520 in the musical, I guess, in the 30s or the 50s, I guess.
00:10:58.260 But it was just in these little pubs and clubs.
00:11:02.100 And then the store, the comedy store, which I think was a really important,
00:11:07.140 culturally a pretty important little place, you know,
00:11:09.880 a bit of the equivalent of CBGBs in the punk, you know,
00:11:13.040 in New York or whatever.
00:11:15.040 It was a really, really important little place.
00:11:17.620 So it was really, really looking.
00:11:20.320 It's more exciting looking back on it than maybe at the time.
00:11:23.900 And, of course, at the time,
00:11:26.040 of course, what you're thinking most of the time is I'm bloody skinked
00:11:28.840 and I was living in a squat and then a council flat.
00:11:32.860 And it was, and you just think,
00:11:35.280 I wish I could earn a bit of money, really,
00:11:38.340 rather than thinking, oh, I am at the heart
00:11:41.880 of an innovative cultural movement.
00:11:45.120 I wasn't thinking that any more than Mozart might have been
00:11:49.220 as he was carking it before he was chucked in a rotten old grave.
00:11:55.160 But, yeah, it was, so, but looking back on it,
00:11:58.440 yeah, it was really, really exciting, yeah.
00:12:01.140 We have a tendency to do that, don't we?
00:12:03.160 We've all cultural moments, Mark, whether it's the punks,
00:12:05.820 whether it's, you know, the new romantics,
00:12:08.540 you know, all of these musical moments, Elvis, rock and roll,
00:12:13.120 where we go, but where we look back at it,
00:12:14.840 and particularly if we haven't lived through it,
00:12:16.240 we go, that must have been so exciting.
00:12:19.220 Well, it must have been, mustn't it?
00:12:20.680 Amazing.
00:12:21.380 I mean, yeah, imagine being at one of Little Richard's first gigs
00:12:25.020 or something, the excitement of that.
00:12:27.260 I mean, I remember on the downside of it,
00:12:29.840 this is one moment I remember, and I, was this fun?
00:12:35.200 So I remember going to Newcastle,
00:12:37.580 and there's two blokes around this club,
00:12:44.320 and one of them goes,
00:12:45.880 you'll be steering with me tonight, Leek.
00:12:47.520 I said, all right, and then on the way back,
00:12:51.400 walking around there, I can't remember where it was,
00:12:52.940 in Newcastle, him and his mate went,
00:12:56.160 I suppose, I have to tell you before we get round there, Leek,
00:12:59.260 there's that, Leek, my girlfriend, Leek,
00:13:02.640 she's just left me, and she's took all the stuff,
00:13:05.320 and there's, Leek, nothing there.
00:13:07.980 I said, I don't want much.
00:13:09.520 He said, well, there's just nothing, Leek, 0.99
00:13:10.820 she's out of the furniture with hoes, 1.00
00:13:12.180 and she's just taking it, ah, Leek,
00:13:14.000 and I was just, all right.
00:13:17.440 And we got in there, and it was just a bear,
00:13:20.680 there was no furniture, nothing,
00:13:23.040 and it was freezing, absolutely freezing.
00:13:26.640 And he said, ah, Leek, if you've got a court or something,
00:13:30.800 I didn't need help, Leek, 1.00
00:13:31.740 and I was just supposed to sleep in the corner
00:13:33.800 in this bare room,
00:13:35.200 and then he went and got some wood
00:13:39.420 from out in this backyard and brought it in,
00:13:43.360 and I said, what are you doing?
00:13:44.260 He said, well, I thought, Leek, 0.86
00:13:45.960 I mean, sort of fear.
00:13:48.320 And I went, what, indoors? 1.00
00:13:51.040 You fucking madman, 1.00
00:13:52.600 are you going to start a fire? 1.00
00:13:53.840 Well, that's fucking freezing, Leek. 0.99
00:13:56.740 And I thought, this is just mental. 0.99
00:13:58.660 And I just walked around Newcastle all night
00:14:03.560 until the first train come at, like, six in the morning,
00:14:06.720 which was, you know,
00:14:07.920 because I thought there was many ways
00:14:10.840 I might die in this house.
00:14:13.600 Burnt to death, freezing to death.
00:14:16.380 And I don't know,
00:14:18.520 it seems funny looking back on it,
00:14:20.300 but I wasn't.
00:14:23.200 No, I don't.
00:14:24.920 No, it's not good to be in that.
00:14:26.680 I didn't enjoy that at the time.
00:14:29.300 No, I can't imagine you did, Mark.
00:14:30.840 But whenever anyone mentions your name,
00:14:32.740 they always say, obviously, comedian,
00:14:34.680 but it's prefaced with two words,
00:14:36.800 which is left-wing comedian.
00:14:38.640 You're identified very much by your politics,
00:14:41.020 like you're a left-wing comedian,
00:14:42.780 you're a member of the Socialist Workers' Party.
00:14:45.660 Yeah, that probably didn't help, did it?
00:14:47.140 Before we go, before we delve further into that,
00:14:52.980 do you still identify as being left-wing
00:14:55.220 and what does that mean to you now?
00:14:58.080 I've never really been a big fan of the phrase,
00:15:02.600 the left, because it makes it,
00:15:04.980 to me, it makes it sound like a club.
00:15:07.180 And it makes it sound as like
00:15:12.440 it's something you're either part of or you're not.
00:15:15.360 And I think that that goes against the very notion
00:15:19.520 of what anyone who would be part of the left,
00:15:25.420 if it exists, should want to do,
00:15:27.400 which is to find ways of communicating with
00:15:30.780 and engaging with and winning over
00:15:33.180 people who aren't in the left.
00:15:37.680 And I think when I became,
00:15:40.620 I would definitely still say I'm a socialist,
00:15:42.240 I wouldn't hesitate to say that,
00:15:43.680 but I think that when I'd first become a socialist,
00:15:47.380 and there were lots of, you know,
00:15:48.940 it would be very, very easy to be very disdainful
00:15:54.320 towards the far left and their, you know,
00:15:58.200 some of their less, some of their more eccentric ways.
00:16:06.340 But when I first sort of engaged with them,
00:16:11.240 it was in the late 1970s,
00:16:13.680 what I loved about them,
00:16:15.340 there was a sense of humour about them,
00:16:17.820 there was a sense of wanting to engage
00:16:20.820 with everybody about them.
00:16:22.380 And I still, I think I still retain that.
00:16:27.320 But so when someone,
00:16:30.540 because a lot of the people in the socialist works part,
00:16:34.320 when I met them,
00:16:35.200 they were people who were from
00:16:37.100 very, very working class backgrounds,
00:16:39.260 and they were members of the trade union movement.
00:16:41.420 Quite a lot of them would be teachers
00:16:42.820 and people like that,
00:16:44.240 which I would say is very much a working class job.
00:16:48.260 But quite a lot of them were van drivers
00:16:50.740 and worked in factories and bus drivers
00:16:52.680 and stuff like that,
00:16:53.320 worked in hospitals and so on.
00:16:54.440 And they would talk all the time
00:16:56.540 about how they would try to win people over,
00:16:59.060 not in a manipulative way,
00:17:00.420 but, and they'd have mates 0.79
00:17:01.740 and they'd go out in all the sort of social events
00:17:05.620 and so on.
00:17:06.300 And they'd be like,
00:17:07.000 they'd say, you've got to be liked,
00:17:08.280 you've got to be,
00:17:09.000 you've got to do your job well.
00:17:10.400 I remember learning that.
00:17:11.520 It's one of the people,
00:17:12.080 if you want to be,
00:17:13.240 if you want to have any influence with your workmates,
00:17:15.280 you've got to do your job well.
00:17:16.620 It's no good turning up late
00:17:17.920 and people have to cover for you
00:17:19.380 and all that sort of thing.
00:17:20.320 And then start telling them about the Spanish Civil War.
00:17:24.040 They'll just think, 1.00
00:17:24.940 well, you, you wanker, 1.00
00:17:25.820 you can't even, 1.00
00:17:26.380 I'm not listening to you about the bloody Darutty column. 0.99
00:17:28.580 You can't even bloody turn up to fucking work on time. 0.99
00:17:31.160 So there was a whole, 0.98
00:17:33.900 I sort of learned that early on,
00:17:35.820 that you've got to try and win people over, really.
00:17:39.000 And that means you've got to be pleasant.
00:17:40.520 You've got to listen to people.
00:17:42.040 That, for example,
00:17:43.220 when it comes to dealing with racism, right?
00:17:48.340 So this is something that lots of people
00:17:50.600 would talk to me about who are older and so on.
00:17:53.000 And they go in a workplace,
00:17:54.600 you've got to,
00:17:55.220 you've got to, in your mind,
00:17:57.060 think, who is the hardline racist?
00:18:00.560 And there aren't many of those.
00:18:02.420 You know, the people,
00:18:03.160 in those days,
00:18:04.000 it would be NF supporters,
00:18:05.760 National Front supporters,
00:18:06.900 who were fascists,
00:18:07.860 who were run by people
00:18:10.280 who celebrated Hitler's birthday.
00:18:12.340 Literally those people.
00:18:14.940 Now, the number of,
00:18:16.100 in a normal workplace,
00:18:18.180 there might be one or two of them.
00:18:20.020 There's not going to be many.
00:18:21.000 And then you'll have other people
00:18:22.120 who had ideas that you could say were racist.
00:18:24.720 Or they go,
00:18:25.180 oh yeah, no, I'll tell you what,
00:18:26.240 they do do most of the muggings 0.90
00:18:28.260 or something like that.
00:18:29.380 But those are people
00:18:30.320 you take a different attitude to.
00:18:31.800 You go, they're not bad people.
00:18:33.780 You understand where they're coming from,
00:18:35.740 why they're thinking that,
00:18:37.200 what makes them angry in the first place.
00:18:39.280 Just try to put the facts to them
00:18:42.160 that they're blaming the wrong people
00:18:44.520 and so on.
00:18:46.020 Some of the nonsense 0.98
00:18:47.840 and ridiculous claims that are made 0.98
00:18:50.220 about how immigrants take all the jobs 1.00
00:18:52.320 or so on.
00:18:53.380 Just gently talk to people
00:18:56.160 and get on with them.
00:18:57.020 And I think that a great many people
00:19:01.900 who consider themselves the left now,
00:19:05.620 they don't seem to follow
00:19:08.660 that same sort of method.
00:19:12.160 I think part of it is social media
00:19:14.240 because it's much, much easier
00:19:16.360 on social media 0.99
00:19:17.620 to just call someone an arse, 1.00
00:19:19.960 oh, wanker, 1.00
00:19:20.680 you said the wrong thing about this, 0.99
00:19:22.440 that, that.
00:19:22.900 And rather than trying to also,
00:19:25.260 similarly,
00:19:26.960 or probably a slightly different point,
00:19:28.880 but sort of coming from the same place,
00:19:31.540 you would try and find
00:19:32.860 where you have a connection with someone.
00:19:35.360 So that's what I would try and do.
00:19:37.200 Failed miserably, 0.97
00:19:37.960 I was actually useless. 0.52
00:19:38.760 But you try to find a connection with someone.
00:19:42.120 So you meet someone,
00:19:43.480 they might be back,
00:19:44.560 you know,
00:19:44.740 say this is in 1982,
00:19:46.840 they might be someone who,
00:19:48.980 as a,
00:19:50.040 well, for example,
00:19:51.020 they might be someone
00:19:51.740 who is very anti-racist,
00:19:53.420 but they might be,
00:19:55.000 they might be very anti-gay, 0.92
00:19:57.300 for example.
00:19:57.660 That would be quite common
00:19:58.980 to find someone like that.
00:20:00.240 So you go, right, okay,
00:20:01.280 well, we'll take,
00:20:02.320 we'll start from the positive
00:20:03.420 and then you would try
00:20:05.160 and find a way of saying,
00:20:07.020 well, wait, mate,
00:20:07.740 you know, you're saying this 0.87
00:20:08.860 about gay people,
00:20:10.120 but you're believing
00:20:10.940 the same newspapers
00:20:12.060 that would say that
00:20:13.040 about black people.
00:20:15.240 So you would try to sort of
00:20:16.480 engage with people
00:20:17.500 and look for the positive,
00:20:18.740 not just go, 1.00
00:20:19.780 ah, fucking damn you, 1.00
00:20:21.060 you're a fucking good boss, 1.00
00:20:22.220 and just try to just 1.00
00:20:23.940 shut the argument down
00:20:26.420 and see everybody
00:20:27.980 who says something
00:20:28.920 that might possibly be interpreted
00:20:31.120 as bigoted
00:20:32.360 as they shouldn't be allowed
00:20:35.020 to say that.
00:20:35.660 I think that that
00:20:36.800 doesn't help.
00:20:38.100 Anyway, that's a very long,
00:20:40.400 last time we were talking,
00:20:42.540 Francis,
00:20:43.040 we were talking about ADHD
00:20:44.140 and I've never been diagnosed
00:20:46.320 with ADHD,
00:20:47.020 but sometimes I wonder.
00:20:48.480 I hear my diagnosis
00:20:50.200 with ADHD, Mark.
00:20:52.520 I'm not a professional.
00:20:54.060 What was the question?
00:20:54.960 The question was,
00:20:56.260 could you pass me the salt?
00:20:58.720 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:00.140 Anyway,
00:21:00.340 although it would be
00:21:04.480 very,
00:21:05.060 very,
00:21:05.420 very easy,
00:21:06.920 and I have done this
00:21:08.020 to take the piss out of people
00:21:09.240 who consider themselves 0.81
00:21:10.300 the left,
00:21:11.060 especially the far left,
00:21:12.560 I think that there were
00:21:13.820 lots of things
00:21:14.820 at the time
00:21:15.520 in the people
00:21:16.740 that I came across
00:21:17.780 who were,
00:21:19.060 who I think
00:21:21.080 I learnt a lot from
00:21:22.400 in terms of just being able
00:21:23.540 to engage with people.
00:21:25.160 And certainly as a comic,
00:21:26.400 I mean,
00:21:26.580 if you sort of go out there
00:21:27.680 and just call everyone 0.99
00:21:28.920 an arsehole 0.99
00:21:29.580 who doesn't agree with you, 0.99
00:21:30.680 then you're limiting
00:21:32.720 your audience,
00:21:33.580 aren't you?
00:21:34.220 And one other thing
00:21:36.100 on that
00:21:36.940 is
00:21:38.340 that the Socialist Workers' Party,
00:21:41.280 and like I say,
00:21:42.460 you know,
00:21:43.100 I can and would
00:21:44.740 happily go through
00:21:46.140 much of the madness,
00:21:48.360 but
00:21:48.860 one thing that was brilliant
00:21:50.720 that they did
00:21:51.800 was that they had,
00:21:53.900 their starting point
00:21:55.520 was that
00:21:56.960 this mattered
00:21:59.020 so much at the time
00:22:00.340 that
00:22:01.220 the Soviet Union
00:22:02.680 is not in any way
00:22:04.340 a socialist country.
00:22:06.100 Now,
00:22:06.320 if you're sort of 30 now,
00:22:07.900 you might think,
00:22:08.700 why would you get obsessed
00:22:09.860 with a question like that?
00:22:11.900 What does it matter?
00:22:12.620 But at the time,
00:22:14.380 to me,
00:22:14.980 that was absolutely central
00:22:16.800 because
00:22:17.540 I thought
00:22:18.800 I like the idea
00:22:20.400 of a sort of
00:22:21.160 fairer,
00:22:21.780 more equal society,
00:22:23.700 but
00:22:24.180 there is a place
00:22:25.320 that calls itself
00:22:26.200 socialist
00:22:26.700 and it is clearly
00:22:28.520 the most barbaric,
00:22:30.260 appalling,
00:22:31.080 despicable tyranny.
00:22:33.240 And that,
00:22:34.020 that's just a,
00:22:35.900 that's quite a barrier.
00:22:37.580 And so...
00:22:38.520 But there's a lot
00:22:39.220 of lefties, Mark,
00:22:40.120 who at that time
00:22:41.220 would be pro-Soviet Union.
00:22:42.800 Oh,
00:22:43.180 mostly they would be.
00:22:44.700 Mostly.
00:22:45.520 I mean,
00:22:45.880 yeah,
00:22:46.680 the Socialist Workers' Party
00:22:47.540 was in a minority
00:22:48.340 in many ways,
00:22:49.220 but particularly
00:22:49.760 on that issue
00:22:51.000 because
00:22:51.480 you would,
00:22:52.680 I mean,
00:22:52.880 I remember going to
00:22:53.660 the Labour Club,
00:22:54.600 you know,
00:22:54.840 I used to go to
00:22:55.460 in Croydon
00:22:56.120 and a load of them
00:22:57.300 went,
00:22:57.780 and bless them,
00:22:58.440 they were,
00:22:58.680 I think they were
00:22:59.240 sweet,
00:22:59.780 well-meaning people,
00:23:00.520 but,
00:23:00.900 and they went on a,
00:23:01.920 a tour of,
00:23:04.060 uh,
00:23:04.700 Eastern,
00:23:06.240 East Germany.
00:23:07.360 I remember them
00:23:08.240 coming back
00:23:08.980 and they were so excited
00:23:10.740 and they were going,
00:23:11.300 the workers are treated
00:23:12.540 so well,
00:23:13.320 we got,
00:23:13.820 give them a tour
00:23:14.520 of the town hall,
00:23:15.740 you should see
00:23:16.580 the beautiful building.
00:23:18.300 And I go,
00:23:18.760 well,
00:23:18.840 you could go to
00:23:19.360 the town hall
00:23:20.000 in,
00:23:20.300 even Croydon,
00:23:21.480 which is not a place
00:23:22.380 over,
00:23:23.840 in which beautiful
00:23:24.880 buildings are in abundance.
00:23:26.300 Even the town hall,
00:23:27.360 no,
00:23:27.560 that's Tabernard House, 1.00
00:23:28.320 that was shit. 1.00
00:23:29.100 But you could go 1.00
00:23:30.020 anywhere,
00:23:30.660 couldn't you,
00:23:31.120 and go,
00:23:31.740 Nottingham,
00:23:32.660 you know,
00:23:33.000 look at the beautiful
00:23:33.940 buildings,
00:23:34.500 therefore Nottingham
00:23:35.140 is so, 0.88
00:23:35.520 they're just bollocks.
00:23:36.420 But if you're
00:23:37.260 in that mindset,
00:23:38.980 but the workers
00:23:40.000 are treated so well,
00:23:41.060 we were shown,
00:23:41.660 of course you were,
00:23:42.780 they showed you 1.00
00:23:43.920 the fucking, 1.00
00:23:45.460 but oh look, 1.00
00:23:46.040 they're all in the canteen,
00:23:47.300 happy.
00:23:48.640 It's because the first time
00:23:49.660 in a week
00:23:50.040 they were getting some food,
00:23:51.320 yeah.
00:23:52.140 Yeah,
00:23:52.480 yeah,
00:23:52.540 of course,
00:23:53.200 of course.
00:23:54.080 And I used to do,
00:23:55.860 oh God,
00:23:56.360 see if I can remember it.
00:23:57.660 It was a joke that,
00:23:59.600 how did it go?
00:24:00.500 It went,
00:24:01.460 yeah,
00:24:02.300 it puzzled me
00:24:03.720 that if,
00:24:06.320 if,
00:24:07.000 it was such a wonderful
00:24:09.800 society,
00:24:11.180 why did they have
00:24:13.280 to build
00:24:14.000 a 200 foot
00:24:16.740 high wall
00:24:17.540 covered in barbed wire
00:24:19.080 with snipers
00:24:20.860 stationed across it
00:24:21.900 to keep people in?
00:24:23.380 If you had a party
00:24:24.980 one night
00:24:25.600 and the only way
00:24:26.460 you could keep people there
00:24:28.100 was to build
00:24:28.900 a 200 foot wall
00:24:30.240 around it
00:24:30.860 with barbed wire
00:24:31.940 and snipers across it,
00:24:33.220 and even then
00:24:34.260 some people
00:24:34.880 at the party
00:24:35.460 tried to escape
00:24:36.480 in a hot air balloon,
00:24:38.160 you wouldn't go,
00:24:38.780 well that was
00:24:39.340 a successful evening.
00:24:41.280 So that was,
00:24:42.660 I was,
00:24:43.860 and that
00:24:44.540 I haven't changed
00:24:46.160 my mind on
00:24:46.960 at all.
00:24:48.260 I think
00:24:48.600 the Soviet Union
00:24:49.600 and all those
00:24:50.360 other countries,
00:24:52.080 East Germany,
00:24:52.960 Hungary,
00:24:53.300 whatever,
00:24:55.680 were,
00:24:57.920 they weren't
00:24:58.580 socialists
00:24:59.240 but they were 0.83
00:25:00.460 appalling tyrannies
00:25:01.860 that deserved
00:25:02.360 to be dismantled
00:25:04.260 completely.
00:25:07.000 And Mark,
00:25:07.720 so your interest
00:25:08.640 in the left
00:25:09.760 sounds to me
00:25:10.540 like came through
00:25:11.440 a concern
00:25:12.640 for the ordinary person.
00:25:14.000 Was that fair to say?
00:25:15.320 The work,
00:25:16.640 et cetera.
00:25:17.360 Was that your
00:25:18.700 kind of intellectual
00:25:19.480 entry into it
00:25:20.360 or was it something else?
00:25:21.480 Yeah, I think it was
00:25:21.780 as simple as that.
00:25:22.440 Yeah, I think it was.
00:25:24.000 I think it was just
00:25:25.040 it's not,
00:25:26.200 it's not fair.
00:25:28.740 Yeah, I mean my,
00:25:30.500 yeah, I think that,
00:25:32.180 I think that anything
00:25:33.320 that's,
00:25:35.180 any sort of political
00:25:36.480 philosophy that you,
00:25:39.140 that you,
00:25:39.760 you adopt
00:25:40.580 that doesn't come
00:25:42.420 from something
00:25:43.120 in the gut,
00:25:45.400 I think I wouldn't
00:25:46.680 trust.
00:25:47.800 You know,
00:25:48.040 because I think you,
00:25:49.040 it's absolutely,
00:25:49.900 absolutely intellectualise it,
00:25:51.740 absolutely go away
00:25:52.820 and get fascinated
00:25:53.660 and read a load
00:25:55.040 of books.
00:25:55.460 For example,
00:25:56.380 I found,
00:25:57.000 you know,
00:25:57.180 I remember,
00:25:57.560 I remember
00:25:58.560 for the first time
00:25:59.600 hearing that
00:26:00.760 the British
00:26:01.700 had done terrible
00:26:02.640 things in Ireland
00:26:03.520 and thinking,
00:26:04.940 wow,
00:26:05.380 I didn't know this.
00:26:07.400 Oh,
00:26:07.920 and so I just got
00:26:09.140 obsessed with reading
00:26:10.200 loads of books
00:26:10.780 about Ireland
00:26:11.420 and become all a bit 1.00
00:26:12.320 stupid and crazy 1.00
00:26:13.720 and listening to silly 1.00
00:26:14.740 Irish songs and things. 0.97
00:26:16.280 But,
00:26:17.160 I do one in my show
00:26:18.760 actually,
00:26:19.500 yeah,
00:26:20.000 a Republican song,
00:26:21.400 anyway,
00:26:21.640 mad,
00:26:22.060 you know,
00:26:22.320 all that.
00:26:22.580 But,
00:26:23.120 you get,
00:26:23.560 you know,
00:26:23.720 I was 18
00:26:24.400 in my defence
00:26:25.080 and it was all very,
00:26:29.040 but it came from a sort
00:26:31.320 of feeling in me gut
00:26:33.120 and then you intellect,
00:26:34.180 you want to,
00:26:34.900 you want to go and read
00:26:36.360 the books,
00:26:37.040 I suppose,
00:26:37.740 that back up your instinct.
00:26:39.120 I suppose that's what you do,
00:26:40.600 isn't it?
00:26:42.140 And I wouldn't trust anything
00:26:44.880 that came,
00:26:46.100 I don't think anyone's become
00:26:47.700 a socialist,
00:26:48.440 but I don't think anyone's
00:26:49.260 become any sort of political,
00:26:51.580 adopted any sort of
00:26:52.880 political philosophy,
00:26:53.860 have they,
00:26:54.120 because they've read
00:26:55.420 a series of books
00:26:56.340 and gone,
00:26:56.780 I wonder which one
00:26:58.280 is the one that
00:27:00.360 seems to make the most sense.
00:27:02.480 I think you,
00:27:03.300 you read the book that,
00:27:05.800 reading a book can make
00:27:07.480 an enormous amount of sense
00:27:08.620 but because it,
00:27:09.640 but because it connects
00:27:11.180 with a feeling
00:27:12.180 that you have
00:27:13.420 anyway.
00:27:15.700 Hmm,
00:27:16.200 I know exactly what you mean.
00:27:17.800 I don't think those two things
00:27:19.200 are incompatible though.
00:27:20.220 So for example,
00:27:21.400 there is my favorite
00:27:23.080 sort of philosopher
00:27:24.040 and he's an economist
00:27:25.320 in many things,
00:27:25.960 there's a guy called
00:27:26.360 Thomas Sowell.
00:27:27.560 Now,
00:27:27.900 he's probably,
00:27:28.680 he's an American,
00:27:30.620 still alive,
00:27:31.440 he's quite old now
00:27:32.460 and he wrote
00:27:35.200 a series of books
00:27:36.440 that he was able
00:27:38.680 to write
00:27:39.200 to some extent,
00:27:41.260 he wasn't able
00:27:42.300 to write them 0.84
00:27:42.780 because he's black 0.93
00:27:43.540 but they were able 0.78
00:27:45.240 to get the level
00:27:46.160 of attention
00:27:46.680 that they got
00:27:47.460 because he was able
00:27:49.040 to say it
00:27:49.680 and not be accused
00:27:50.620 of being racist
00:27:51.580 or discriminatory
00:27:52.520 or whatever.
00:27:53.060 They got more resonance
00:27:54.100 and when I read
00:27:55.100 his stuff,
00:27:56.240 even when I sort of
00:27:57.560 in my old,
00:27:58.360 in my days
00:27:58.980 where I probably
00:27:59.580 would have considered
00:28:00.280 myself somewhere
00:28:01.000 on the left,
00:28:02.040 reading things like that
00:28:03.100 where I was like,
00:28:03.620 wait,
00:28:03.860 this makes way more sense
00:28:05.120 than the stuff
00:28:05.560 I've been told to date.
00:28:07.080 Right.
00:28:08.500 That's where you start
00:28:09.540 to change your mind.
00:28:10.500 When you're given
00:28:11.500 an explanation
00:28:12.260 for what you observe
00:28:13.220 in the world
00:28:13.920 that seems to be
00:28:15.600 more accurate
00:28:16.160 than the one
00:28:16.680 you had prior
00:28:17.180 to that.
00:28:17.860 Do you see
00:28:18.080 what I mean?
00:28:18.540 Yeah,
00:28:18.720 yeah,
00:28:18.860 yeah,
00:28:19.060 yeah,
00:28:19.280 yes,
00:28:19.840 absolutely.
00:28:20.620 But it has to connect
00:28:21.520 with something
00:28:22.120 that's,
00:28:22.660 so I think
00:28:23.360 if you've got
00:28:23.820 a sense of unease,
00:28:25.500 I suppose especially
00:28:26.480 if you've got
00:28:26.940 a sense of unease
00:28:27.960 about the ideas
00:28:29.980 that are the dominant
00:28:30.900 ideas in a society
00:28:32.980 and then you read
00:28:35.160 something,
00:28:36.400 wow,
00:28:36.780 you know,
00:28:36.960 like the impact
00:28:37.720 that say early
00:28:38.760 feminist writing
00:28:39.620 would have had,
00:28:40.500 well not early
00:28:41.080 feminist writing
00:28:41.500 because that goes
00:28:41.800 back to the 1790s
00:28:43.560 but say in the 60s
00:28:45.720 and the first time
00:28:46.940 you had largely
00:28:47.900 middle class women 1.00
00:28:48.780 but writing about
00:28:49.920 the plight of being
00:28:52.400 a woman in America,
00:28:55.100 say,
00:28:55.700 and if you were
00:28:56.720 a woman reading
00:28:57.980 that for the first time
00:28:59.200 then the impact
00:29:00.680 must have been enormous.
00:29:01.600 Wow,
00:29:02.600 yes,
00:29:02.860 I do feel that.
00:29:03.980 I do feel
00:29:04.600 completely misunderstood.
00:29:06.960 I do feel
00:29:07.540 as if my life
00:29:08.260 is just a pointless
00:29:09.300 series of drudgery
00:29:11.000 or whatever,
00:29:12.160 you know,
00:29:12.400 whatever,
00:29:12.720 I don't know what they,
00:29:13.440 not up to me
00:29:14.040 to say what they felt
00:29:14.640 but that,
00:29:15.020 but that.
00:29:16.100 And as you did,
00:29:19.600 I think it connects
00:29:21.620 with something
00:29:22.300 that is in your gut
00:29:24.040 at the time.
00:29:25.020 I had a sort of
00:29:25.820 deep sense of injustice.
00:29:28.060 I don't know,
00:29:29.760 I was very angry,
00:29:31.080 I was very,
00:29:31.900 very angry
00:29:32.380 and I suppose
00:29:33.160 at the time
00:29:35.800 if someone had said,
00:29:36.700 oh,
00:29:36.840 well,
00:29:36.980 you're probably
00:29:37.520 a very angry person
00:29:38.660 because you've got
00:29:39.320 a load of anger issues
00:29:40.380 deep down,
00:29:41.120 blah,
00:29:41.340 blah,
00:29:41.560 blah,
00:29:41.940 I'd have gone, 1.00
00:29:42.680 fuck off, 1.00
00:29:43.500 no I'm not, 1.00
00:29:44.400 right, 0.99
00:29:44.860 because I'm fucking out there 0.99
00:29:46.240 and you say that, 1.00
00:29:47.020 I'm fucking angry 0.98
00:29:47.840 because there are 1.00
00:29:48.340 a fucking million 0.99
00:29:48.980 to people in Africa 1.00
00:29:49.740 starving when there's
00:29:50.620 enough food in the world 1.00
00:29:51.440 to fucking feed them 1.00
00:29:52.240 but the capitalist system 1.00
00:29:53.140 doesn't feed them.
00:29:54.020 But now I think,
00:29:55.220 no,
00:29:55.400 but I probably was,
00:29:56.340 that's true,
00:29:57.040 but I probably was
00:29:58.180 angry as well
00:29:59.400 because I was 16
00:30:01.200 and not allowed
00:30:01.800 to go in the pub
00:30:02.580 and that gave me
00:30:03.280 a huge sense of injustice.
00:30:05.240 Yeah,
00:30:05.720 and how much
00:30:06.460 of your political
00:30:07.240 leanings,
00:30:09.320 the way that you see
00:30:09.980 the world
00:30:10.300 was informed
00:30:11.000 by how you grew up,
00:30:12.920 where you grew up,
00:30:13.620 the fact that you grew up
00:30:14.540 under the shadow
00:30:15.120 of Thatcher
00:30:15.700 and you know,
00:30:16.580 there'll be lots of people
00:30:17.440 who say
00:30:17.780 what Thatcher did 0.99
00:30:19.700 for this country
00:30:20.360 was necessary,
00:30:21.600 it had to be done
00:30:22.460 but there was also
00:30:23.080 a lot of people
00:30:23.760 who suffered
00:30:24.380 under her policies.
00:30:26.360 So where do you stand
00:30:27.220 on all of that, Mark?
00:30:28.100 And was that
00:30:29.180 like a really important
00:30:30.960 part in your...
00:30:31.780 Well,
00:30:32.200 I'm a little bit
00:30:33.740 older than that
00:30:34.660 so I was,
00:30:37.540 well,
00:30:37.820 whatever brought up means,
00:30:39.160 I don't know what age
00:30:39.920 you're brought up
00:30:40.700 but when I was young,
00:30:43.180 when I was 10,
00:30:44.180 I was 10 in 1970
00:30:45.460 and one of the things
00:30:47.360 that I think
00:30:48.000 must have landed
00:30:48.860 in my head
00:30:49.620 without us realised
00:30:50.520 because we grow up
00:30:51.300 thinking that we're
00:30:52.180 we're just completely
00:30:53.620 in control
00:30:54.400 of our philosophy,
00:30:56.480 don't we?
00:30:56.840 But we're not,
00:30:57.660 we're all created
00:30:59.820 by the times
00:31:01.620 in which we live.
00:31:04.340 You know,
00:31:04.740 you don't realise it
00:31:06.300 at the time,
00:31:06.980 you know,
00:31:07.200 there were no atheists 1.00
00:31:08.200 as we know it
00:31:10.060 in 1300
00:31:10.940 because it wasn't
00:31:11.940 really possible
00:31:12.840 to think in that way
00:31:14.160 or what have you
00:31:15.140 and so,
00:31:16.140 and in the early 1970s,
00:31:20.800 everything around you
00:31:23.340 told you
00:31:24.200 that working class people 0.59
00:31:26.100 had a little bit
00:31:29.060 of power,
00:31:30.880 collective power.
00:31:33.560 You know,
00:31:34.020 now,
00:31:34.360 the most obviously,
00:31:35.640 the miners went
00:31:36.320 on strike in 1972
00:31:37.620 and the,
00:31:41.760 and they won
00:31:43.320 and so there was
00:31:44.580 a sense of like
00:31:45.500 the miners
00:31:46.440 and there was
00:31:46.820 an enormous amount
00:31:47.900 of miners
00:31:48.380 even at the start
00:31:49.160 of the 1984 strike
00:31:50.180 there was 180,000 miners,
00:31:51.660 a million miners
00:31:52.540 in 1920,
00:31:55.880 I think,
00:31:56.280 in this country
00:31:56.780 because the population
00:31:57.520 was 40 million,
00:31:58.940 a million miners.
00:32:00.400 You think if you had
00:32:01.140 all the families
00:32:01.860 and so on
00:32:02.460 and so,
00:32:03.760 it was much less
00:32:04.540 than that in 1972
00:32:05.440 but there was a sense
00:32:06.920 that working class people,
00:32:08.180 the docks,
00:32:08.920 the car factories
00:32:10.420 and so on,
00:32:11.400 there was a sense
00:32:12.220 that people had
00:32:13.080 a sense of power
00:32:14.400 and take a programme
00:32:16.760 like On the Buses,
00:32:17.900 I mean,
00:32:19.740 I don't know
00:32:20.080 if you've ever
00:32:20.660 watched On the Buses,
00:32:21.980 oh my God,
00:32:22.880 what a magnificent
00:32:24.160 little snapshot
00:32:25.960 of early 1970s Britain
00:32:28.640 it was.
00:32:29.540 I looked at one
00:32:30.560 when it come on
00:32:31.040 some UK gold thing
00:32:32.440 and I thought,
00:32:33.660 oh,
00:32:33.740 this should be interesting
00:32:34.580 and it is so,
00:32:36.780 so terrible.
00:32:38.980 I mean,
00:32:39.380 I'm not even thinking,
00:32:40.720 I mean,
00:32:41.020 it's just,
00:32:41.860 the one I saw,
00:32:43.060 Stan,
00:32:43.400 so it's two blokes
00:32:45.260 who are played by actors,
00:32:46.880 the actors are 50
00:32:48.080 and they're pretending
00:32:48.720 to be 25
00:32:49.600 and it's all about
00:32:50.860 the birds,
00:32:51.760 the birds on the bus,
00:32:53.020 all that
00:32:54.220 and it's so bad.
00:32:56.080 Sounds right up
00:32:56.640 my street,
00:32:57.220 Mark.
00:32:57.320 Oh God,
00:32:57.940 no,
00:32:58.300 it's entertaining.
00:32:59.460 You're bringing back
00:33:00.220 a classic,
00:33:00.900 mate,
00:33:01.140 a classic genre.
00:33:01.780 That's what I'm doing
00:33:02.640 right here.
00:33:03.280 I'm a fan of loads
00:33:05.660 of that stuff
00:33:06.880 and I forgive it loads
00:33:08.360 but anyway,
00:33:08.960 but the whole,
00:33:10.940 the central premise
00:33:12.000 of On the Buses
00:33:13.740 was there was
00:33:15.200 an inspector
00:33:16.680 called Blakey
00:33:17.580 who used to talk like that
00:33:18.880 and he used to get
00:33:19.720 so fed up
00:33:20.420 because the bus drivers,
00:33:22.940 they wouldn't turn up
00:33:23.720 for work,
00:33:24.620 they would do
00:33:25.500 what they wanted,
00:33:26.800 they would drive
00:33:27.720 the bus the wrong way
00:33:29.740 and crash through a gate
00:33:30.860 or something
00:33:31.360 and,
00:33:32.540 oh,
00:33:32.880 come here,
00:33:33.440 he'd be going,
00:33:33.720 oh,
00:33:33.880 come here,
00:33:34.320 I'll get you for this
00:33:35.240 and it just,
00:33:37.060 if that had been made
00:33:37.880 10 years ago,
00:33:38.700 it just wouldn't
00:33:39.320 have made sense
00:33:40.060 because this was a time
00:33:41.800 it reflected,
00:33:44.380 I mean,
00:33:44.840 obviously it wasn't real,
00:33:45.760 you couldn't really do that
00:33:46.920 if you were a bus driver
00:33:47.660 but it reflected a time
00:33:49.040 when working class people
00:33:51.600 had a sense of like,
00:33:53.820 we've got a bit
00:33:54.540 of collective strength,
00:33:56.060 it was a time
00:33:56.600 of strong trade unions
00:33:57.800 so regardless of
00:33:59.800 whether you say
00:34:00.760 that went too far
00:34:02.100 or not,
00:34:02.640 leaving that aside,
00:34:04.540 I was brought up
00:34:05.880 in a world
00:34:06.640 where,
00:34:07.800 yeah,
00:34:08.080 if you were,
00:34:09.700 if you were a working
00:34:10.540 class person
00:34:11.300 you could,
00:34:11.920 and you would,
00:34:12.520 you could win.
00:34:14.060 Now,
00:34:15.080 a few,
00:34:15.780 by the time of
00:34:16.800 the Thatcher years,
00:34:19.140 if you,
00:34:19.560 if I was a few years older
00:34:20.780 I'd have been brought up
00:34:21.720 with a sense
00:34:22.260 that if you were
00:34:22.860 a working class person
00:34:24.200 and you were campaigning
00:34:25.640 for something,
00:34:27.460 you couldn't win,
00:34:28.280 the best you could do
00:34:29.060 is make a song
00:34:30.260 and dance
00:34:30.760 and march up
00:34:32.080 and down
00:34:32.500 and then lose.
00:34:33.300 Hang on,
00:34:33.700 Mark,
00:34:33.980 isn't that a little bit
00:34:35.200 unfair?
00:34:35.680 Because you've got
00:34:36.100 Mondeo,
00:34:36.860 man,
00:34:37.100 you've got like
00:34:37.580 the Essex boy
00:34:38.380 wheeler dealer,
00:34:39.300 loads of money,
00:34:40.180 do you know what I mean?
00:34:40.920 Like the working class kids. 1.00
00:34:42.260 Yeah,
00:34:42.280 you could win,
00:34:43.120 you could win individually.
00:34:45.000 Yes,
00:34:45.440 I should,
00:34:45.820 I should,
00:34:46.460 collect that.
00:34:47.700 But you couldn't win
00:34:48.540 if you were a miner
00:34:49.320 and get together
00:34:50.400 with a bunch of other miners
00:34:51.460 and get your agenda.
00:34:52.320 You couldn't win collectively.
00:34:53.720 You couldn't win
00:34:54.880 by forming a trade union
00:34:56.240 and going,
00:34:56.880 we're going to demand
00:34:58.000 this,
00:34:58.340 this and this
00:34:58.880 and that,
00:34:59.600 you know,
00:35:01.400 that was broken.
00:35:03.680 Yeah,
00:35:03.940 that was certainly broken
00:35:05.040 by,
00:35:06.120 through the Margaret Thatcher years.
00:35:09.140 Yeah,
00:35:09.320 it definitely was
00:35:09.840 and particularly
00:35:10.340 through the miners strike
00:35:12.480 in 1984
00:35:13.020 that they went off
00:35:14.260 strike for a year
00:35:14.900 and they lost
00:35:15.420 and the pits were shut
00:35:16.320 and so on.
00:35:17.220 And so that,
00:35:19.280 yeah,
00:35:19.840 you wouldn't,
00:35:20.500 you just wouldn't
00:35:22.980 grow up
00:35:23.620 with the same
00:35:24.260 sense of
00:35:25.480 bravado
00:35:27.080 and confidence
00:35:27.860 that you must have,
00:35:29.400 that someone might have had,
00:35:31.020 you know,
00:35:31.260 in the 1970s.
00:35:32.700 And what do you make
00:35:33.440 of the situation now,
00:35:34.520 Mark?
00:35:34.660 Because,
00:35:35.000 I mean,
00:35:35.140 one of the things
00:35:35.780 that has happened,
00:35:36.480 obviously,
00:35:37.480 with your perspective,
00:35:38.540 I mean,
00:35:38.780 in that whole period of time
00:35:40.100 to the present day
00:35:41.060 is you've got far fewer
00:35:42.820 working class jobs
00:35:44.460 in that conventional sense.
00:35:46.080 The country's been
00:35:46.680 de-industrialized.
00:35:48.200 I mean,
00:35:48.420 what is a working class job
00:35:49.720 maybe working on a train
00:35:51.280 or,
00:35:51.700 you know,
00:35:52.000 there's obviously
00:35:52.620 driving a van,
00:35:53.640 right?
00:35:53.820 But there's not really
00:35:55.200 any institutions
00:35:57.120 that employ
00:35:57.960 hundreds of thousands
00:35:58.980 of people
00:35:59.600 other than the NHS,
00:36:00.960 maybe,
00:36:01.760 where there's even
00:36:02.600 the opportunity
00:36:03.300 for something like that.
00:36:04.520 I mean,
00:36:04.740 okay,
00:36:05.000 you get the teachers union,
00:36:06.140 but that's not the same
00:36:06.860 as going down the pit
00:36:07.820 either.
00:36:09.520 Now,
00:36:09.980 what does that mean
00:36:11.140 for,
00:36:12.140 is that why the left
00:36:13.160 is kind of on this weird journey?
00:36:14.800 Because
00:36:15.220 there's not really
00:36:16.700 that sense
00:36:17.580 of working class
00:36:18.660 solidarity
00:36:19.860 that's at the bottom of it
00:36:21.280 because there's not really
00:36:21.960 that much of a working class
00:36:23.260 left,
00:36:23.720 identifiably.
00:36:24.740 I think there is a working class
00:36:26.160 as much as there was,
00:36:27.580 but it's so much
00:36:29.940 more fragmented.
00:36:31.240 I mean,
00:36:31.380 one thing I would say
00:36:32.140 is that those mining unions,
00:36:35.400 engineering unions
00:36:36.220 and so on,
00:36:37.140 they didn't,
00:36:37.940 when engineering started,
00:36:39.540 it didn't start
00:36:40.380 with mass trade unions.
00:36:42.180 they had to be built
00:36:43.800 through massive battles
00:36:45.300 in the 1880s
00:36:46.560 or sometimes
00:36:47.120 little ones before that
00:36:48.300 and then before
00:36:49.200 the First World War
00:36:50.020 and so on.
00:36:50.480 They didn't come out
00:36:51.320 of nowhere.
00:36:56.220 But I don't know
00:36:57.460 how many people
00:36:58.120 work in supermarkets
00:36:59.460 in this country,
00:37:00.160 how many people
00:37:00.580 work in call centres.
00:37:01.980 I think that they are
00:37:03.000 the sort of mines
00:37:03.980 and docks of our day,
00:37:06.140 if you like.
00:37:07.020 But,
00:37:07.340 of course,
00:37:07.760 it's very,
00:37:08.300 very difficult to,
00:37:09.640 you know,
00:37:09.840 I guess that at some point,
00:37:11.620 there will be,
00:37:14.320 there will be a movement,
00:37:17.060 there already is
00:37:18.020 a movement to you
00:37:18.800 to form trade unions
00:37:20.660 in places like that
00:37:22.180 and bring about
00:37:22.780 some sort of
00:37:23.320 collective strength
00:37:23.980 but it's,
00:37:24.600 yeah,
00:37:25.080 it's not,
00:37:25.740 it's not going to be
00:37:27.560 anything like
00:37:28.280 it was in the shipyards.
00:37:30.540 Well,
00:37:30.880 because they're not
00:37:31.380 really careers,
00:37:32.340 are they?
00:37:32.680 Most people who work
00:37:33.740 in a supermarket
00:37:34.540 aren't going to start out
00:37:35.920 as a junior shelf stocker
00:37:37.720 and move up to
00:37:38.560 senior shelf stocker
00:37:39.780 and then,
00:37:40.600 you know,
00:37:40.880 this and,
00:37:41.300 progress through it
00:37:42.460 and still be there
00:37:43.580 30 years from now.
00:37:44.360 Most people now
00:37:45.140 are there for a few years,
00:37:46.560 they get another job,
00:37:47.400 they work in a call centre.
00:37:48.840 There's not that sense
00:37:49.680 of continuity
00:37:50.360 and then,
00:37:50.860 so the solidarity
00:37:51.580 then becomes
00:37:52.340 much more difficult
00:37:53.500 as well as a result,
00:37:54.580 I think.
00:37:54.740 Yeah,
00:37:54.880 yeah,
00:37:54.980 yeah,
00:37:55.140 no,
00:37:55.340 that's,
00:37:55.720 no,
00:37:55.920 I think that's,
00:37:56.560 I think that's
00:37:57.400 absolutely right
00:37:58.180 and it is certainly
00:37:59.660 a people who would
00:38:00.400 call themselves
00:38:01.160 socialist.
00:38:02.020 So,
00:38:02.220 I think when I,
00:38:03.160 in the 1970s,
00:38:04.520 if you called yourself
00:38:05.660 a socialist,
00:38:06.580 you would automatically
00:38:07.880 look to
00:38:08.800 being part of
00:38:10.100 the working class,
00:38:10.880 what was known
00:38:11.540 as the working class movement,
00:38:12.460 the trade union movement
00:38:13.340 or whatever.
00:38:14.000 Now,
00:38:14.900 that's,
00:38:15.640 that's not the case.
00:38:17.360 Now,
00:38:17.680 you would,
00:38:18.580 I don't know,
00:38:19.800 you would,
00:38:20.200 I mean,
00:38:21.380 I think there still
00:38:22.060 are enormous numbers
00:38:23.140 of people
00:38:23.500 who would call
00:38:24.020 themselves socialists
00:38:25.120 but I,
00:38:27.100 I'm not sure
00:38:28.480 what,
00:38:30.280 they don't,
00:38:31.680 they're much less likely
00:38:32.860 to join any,
00:38:34.020 any organisation
00:38:35.360 in any,
00:38:36.300 in any mass way,
00:38:38.520 I guess.
00:38:39.200 I don't think
00:38:39.680 the feelings
00:38:40.440 necessarily changed
00:38:42.540 or potentially
00:38:45.160 as,
00:38:45.700 I don't know.
00:38:46.420 I don't know,
00:38:46.840 the reason I ask you
00:38:47.600 this question
00:38:48.060 is it feels to me like,
00:38:49.200 and please challenge me
00:38:50.260 if you disagree,
00:38:51.500 is in having lost
00:38:54.100 that solidarity
00:38:55.420 that you talk about
00:38:56.560 and that sense
00:38:57.160 that there's a big group
00:38:59.360 of people
00:38:59.840 who have similar interests,
00:39:01.100 who work in similar industries,
00:39:02.420 who can get together
00:39:03.720 and achieve some kind
00:39:04.480 of outcome,
00:39:05.560 there's been a move
00:39:06.660 on the left
00:39:07.260 having realised
00:39:08.620 that's not available
00:39:09.460 to look at things
00:39:10.740 from a more
00:39:11.820 sort of privileged,
00:39:14.120 underprivileged,
00:39:15.540 race,
00:39:16.860 ethnicity,
00:39:18.320 sex, 0.67
00:39:18.620 sexuality,
00:39:19.740 sort of creating
00:39:20.400 a coalition of people.
00:39:22.400 You know,
00:39:22.640 the working people
00:39:23.440 might have argued
00:39:24.480 in the 70s
00:39:25.400 that,
00:39:25.760 you know,
00:39:26.080 they are disadvantaged
00:39:27.140 by being working class
00:39:28.480 or they need to get together
00:39:29.500 and advocate
00:39:30.060 for their interests
00:39:30.860 and now there seems
00:39:32.140 to be an attempt
00:39:33.140 to kind of unite people
00:39:34.440 around a shared disadvantage
00:39:37.260 that comes from
00:39:38.520 various forms of
00:39:39.600 discrimination
00:39:40.600 and so on.
00:39:41.580 Yeah, yeah,
00:39:41.860 no,
00:39:42.000 that's absolutely the case
00:39:43.880 and I think
00:39:44.960 that it's
00:39:45.700 so complex
00:39:47.820 this
00:39:48.120 and of course
00:39:48.680 we're sort of
00:39:49.320 forever looking
00:39:49.880 for simple solutions
00:39:51.660 and simple solutions
00:39:53.240 in 280 characters
00:39:54.940 on Twitter
00:39:55.600 that is just,
00:39:57.040 I just
00:39:58.200 don't engage
00:39:59.840 with it at all
00:40:00.560 because
00:40:00.900 it just,
00:40:01.940 no good is going
00:40:02.780 to come of it.
00:40:03.520 I've seen you engage
00:40:04.420 sometimes, Mark.
00:40:05.620 Have I?
00:40:06.120 Yeah,
00:40:06.500 when I did,
00:40:08.620 I'd say what I did
00:40:09.660 once.
00:40:13.060 Never again
00:40:13.900 so that,
00:40:14.340 this will be a good story.
00:40:14.980 We don't do gotchas
00:40:15.840 on the show
00:40:16.400 but go on.
00:40:17.500 I,
00:40:18.040 do I?
00:40:19.080 No, no,
00:40:19.680 I remember
00:40:20.340 there was a little one,
00:40:21.340 there was a little one
00:40:22.160 where you just
00:40:22.620 had a little bite back.
00:40:24.600 Was it when,
00:40:26.540 it,
00:40:27.680 well there was,
00:40:28.360 the time that I did
00:40:29.960 was when
00:40:31.100 Shappie mentioned
00:40:32.160 something
00:40:32.860 about
00:40:33.620 Eddie Izzard
00:40:34.640 and she,
00:40:36.220 it was something
00:40:37.360 so innocent
00:40:38.460 it was like
00:40:39.180 good luck
00:40:39.620 to Eddie Izzard
00:40:40.480 or something
00:40:41.720 and then
00:40:42.960 a lot of people
00:40:44.180 who were very
00:40:45.080 anti the idea
00:40:46.060 that you could be
00:40:46.880 bona fide
00:40:48.140 in trance
00:40:48.760 then piled in
00:40:50.620 and she,
00:40:51.200 and she was getting
00:40:51.900 all this abuse
00:40:52.800 and then
00:40:54.520 a few of them
00:40:55.300 were going
00:40:55.760 I bet Mark
00:40:56.820 wouldn't agree
00:40:57.400 with this
00:40:57.960 and that,
00:40:59.480 and then I thought
00:41:00.320 oh no,
00:41:02.300 well I'm going to have
00:41:02.900 to sort of say
00:41:03.620 what I do here
00:41:04.620 aren't I?
00:41:05.520 Because otherwise
00:41:05.980 it looks like
00:41:06.620 I'm not going
00:41:07.360 to back
00:41:08.340 random,
00:41:10.860 complete random
00:41:11.940 person,
00:41:12.780 angry,
00:41:13.660 angry person
00:41:14.700 from Romford
00:41:15.400 23816
00:41:16.560 on Twitter
00:41:17.500 against me
00:41:18.520 own partner
00:41:19.320 and I'd sort of,
00:41:20.780 similarly,
00:41:21.880 you know,
00:41:22.140 with my son,
00:41:23.320 we were just
00:41:23.960 talking about this
00:41:24.440 before,
00:41:24.940 my son put a,
00:41:26.500 your son's also
00:41:27.320 standing up
00:41:27.780 and he,
00:41:29.360 he sometimes
00:41:30.720 puts things on there
00:41:31.800 that end up
00:41:32.340 causing controversy,
00:41:33.240 he's got a very
00:41:34.180 funny joke
00:41:35.060 where I thought
00:41:36.240 it was like
00:41:36.980 cyclists
00:41:38.460 say they've,
00:41:39.980 say they've got,
00:41:41.000 we've got the law
00:41:41.740 of the highway code
00:41:42.840 and that's true
00:41:43.620 but the thing is
00:41:44.880 a truck driver
00:41:45.640 also has a law
00:41:46.620 on his side
00:41:47.280 which is Newton's
00:41:48.060 third law of motion
00:41:49.100 that says
00:41:49.600 if the truck
00:41:50.320 hits the cyclist
00:41:51.180 the truck will win.
00:41:52.560 Now that's a good joke,
00:41:53.680 right?
00:41:54.100 That's a good joke
00:41:54.620 but of course
00:41:55.360 and I,
00:41:56.160 you know,
00:41:56.420 I'm a cyclist,
00:41:57.400 I cycled here today
00:41:58.340 well except I went
00:41:59.100 to the wrong place
00:41:59.640 and you had to come
00:42:00.040 pick me up
00:42:00.440 but it's funny,
00:42:04.200 that's funny
00:42:04.880 but of course
00:42:05.360 how dare you
00:42:06.460 I've had fun
00:42:07.520 about all the people
00:42:08.300 who were killed
00:42:08.840 I think that's fine 1.00
00:42:09.680 oh fuck off 1.00
00:42:11.240 you bloody, 1.00
00:42:12.180 that's a joke 0.99
00:42:13.260 it's,
00:42:13.680 don't take things
00:42:14.580 literally
00:42:15.240 and so then
00:42:17.660 again I got
00:42:18.680 a load of abuse
00:42:19.620 you know
00:42:20.020 from people
00:42:21.020 saying your son's
00:42:22.560 been saying
00:42:22.900 do you honestly
00:42:24.560 think that in an
00:42:25.980 argument
00:42:26.400 between you
00:42:28.660 or I don't know 1.00
00:42:29.340 who the fuck 1.00
00:42:30.120 you are 1.00
00:42:30.740 who sent an
00:42:32.040 angry message
00:42:33.080 in Twitter
00:42:33.640 and you've got 1.00
00:42:34.120 a little fucking 1.00
00:42:34.840 St George's flag 1.00
00:42:35.920 and your little
00:42:36.380 thing behind
00:42:37.120 and my own son
00:42:39.960 I'm going to go
00:42:40.860 no sorry son
00:42:41.780 I'm with him
00:42:42.400 I'm with Terry
00:42:43.840 of course not
00:42:46.940 anyway
00:42:47.360 well the reason
00:42:48.640 I,
00:42:49.020 so we came on
00:42:50.360 to that
00:42:50.540 but it's a curious
00:42:51.200 thing that you
00:42:51.700 make the point of
00:42:52.340 and we talked
00:42:52.940 about it
00:42:53.300 before we started
00:42:54.060 do you think
00:42:55.220 what's happening
00:42:55.880 there
00:42:56.140 because there's
00:42:56.660 an argument
00:42:57.100 about free speech
00:42:58.780 and comedy
00:42:59.440 and whatever
00:42:59.960 and every
00:43:00.800 political side
00:43:01.800 wants to sort
00:43:02.740 of position
00:43:03.260 that as a left
00:43:04.120 versus right
00:43:04.820 thing
00:43:05.120 but what's
00:43:05.820 actually happening
00:43:06.620 there is
00:43:07.660 a lot of people
00:43:08.700 don't understand
00:43:09.460 jokes
00:43:09.900 they don't
00:43:10.680 understand comedy
00:43:11.520 and what social
00:43:12.260 media has done
00:43:13.120 is it has given
00:43:14.320 those people
00:43:15.160 a window
00:43:16.020 into what comedy
00:43:16.900 actually looks like
00:43:17.640 and they have 0.98
00:43:17.980 no fucking idea 0.99
00:43:18.700 what's going on 0.99
00:43:19.400 and so they're
00:43:20.200 like oh
00:43:20.820 this was meant
00:43:21.820 do you know
00:43:23.540 what I mean
00:43:23.920 yeah yeah yeah
00:43:24.540 do you think
00:43:25.060 that's what's
00:43:25.540 happening
00:43:25.820 yes
00:43:26.200 but I think
00:43:26.960 there's some
00:43:27.400 I think that
00:43:28.260 the question
00:43:28.880 you were raising
00:43:29.600 is a more
00:43:31.880 fundamental one
00:43:32.820 okay
00:43:33.120 and I think
00:43:33.780 it is one
00:43:34.780 that people
00:43:36.960 who are trying
00:43:37.800 to sort of
00:43:38.880 campaign in such
00:43:40.000 way to you know
00:43:40.920 to make the world
00:43:41.640 a fairer place
00:43:42.360 or so on
00:43:42.940 have to try
00:43:43.640 and get to grips
00:43:44.500 with it
00:43:44.800 so this is
00:43:45.580 I've
00:43:46.160 now I would
00:43:47.160 generally
00:43:47.680 when
00:43:48.460 when I hear
00:43:50.360 there are certain
00:43:51.140 people who when
00:43:51.740 I hear them
00:43:52.420 attack the woke
00:43:53.980 woke arguments
00:43:57.380 oh it's all
00:43:58.240 woke these days
00:43:59.260 I think
00:44:01.220 right
00:44:01.440 well hang on
00:44:02.120 first of all
00:44:02.680 get this in
00:44:03.240 perspective
00:44:03.760 the woke
00:44:04.780 are not running
00:44:05.580 the world
00:44:06.260 we've had
00:44:07.480 Donald Trump
00:44:08.060 as president
00:44:08.740 who boasted
00:44:11.040 he grabbed
00:44:12.060 women by the 1.00
00:44:12.720 pussy 1.00
00:44:13.060 and it was 1.00
00:44:13.620 hardly
00:44:14.380 you've really
00:44:15.820 got to stretch
00:44:16.400 woke quite a
00:44:17.140 distance to
00:44:17.700 include Donald
00:44:18.280 Trump
00:44:18.660 Boris Johnson
00:44:20.260 with all the
00:44:20.960 statements and
00:44:21.740 so on that
00:44:22.200 he's made
00:44:23.140 that we
00:44:23.580 know what
00:44:24.200 they are
00:44:24.620 and so on
00:44:25.060 so
00:44:25.380 the world
00:44:27.640 is not
00:44:28.080 run by
00:44:28.640 the woke
00:44:30.020 little bits
00:44:31.060 of institutions
00:44:32.300 are or maybe
00:44:33.220 the odd
00:44:33.620 comedy place
00:44:34.660 you're not
00:44:35.420 but even
00:44:36.340 there
00:44:37.020 do you
00:44:37.400 really
00:44:37.880 I don't
00:44:38.500 you know
00:44:38.980 I don't
00:44:39.440 know
00:44:39.720 well hold on
00:44:40.460 Mark
00:44:40.640 just to
00:44:41.280 counter that
00:44:41.920 I'm keen
00:44:42.580 to hear
00:44:42.820 your argument
00:44:43.320 however
00:44:43.740 in 2018
00:44:44.660 Nika Burns
00:44:45.500 who's the
00:44:46.300 director of
00:44:46.920 the Edinburgh
00:44:47.260 Comedy Awards
00:44:48.160 said that
00:44:48.900 she looks
00:44:49.360 forward to
00:44:49.860 a new
00:44:50.260 woke future
00:44:51.520 in comedy
00:44:52.080 when comedians
00:44:53.300 decide what
00:44:53.980 isn't
00:44:54.260 isn't acceptable
00:44:55.040 and people
00:44:55.860 would argue
00:44:56.240 I'm just
00:44:56.460 putting the
00:44:56.740 counter argument
00:44:57.220 people would
00:44:57.740 argue that
00:44:58.240 the education
00:44:58.960 system is
00:44:59.600 largely run
00:45:00.440 by people
00:45:01.240 who lean
00:45:01.800 in that
00:45:02.440 direction
00:45:02.840 and there's
00:45:03.140 quite a lot
00:45:03.540 of evidence
00:45:03.960 for that
00:45:04.340 right
00:45:04.580 you could
00:45:05.240 talk about
00:45:05.740 mainstream
00:45:06.140 media
00:45:06.420 now there's
00:45:07.060 very different
00:45:07.740 types of
00:45:08.200 mainstream
00:45:08.480 media
00:45:08.800 there's
00:45:09.080 Fox News
00:45:09.620 and there's
00:45:10.400 the Daily
00:45:10.760 Telegraph
00:45:11.360 and whatever
00:45:11.800 but there's
00:45:12.360 also the
00:45:12.740 Guardian
00:45:13.040 and the BBC
00:45:13.740 which increasingly
00:45:14.600 lean in that
00:45:15.200 direction
00:45:15.560 so
00:45:15.860 I think
00:45:17.660 one of the
00:45:18.180 reasons
00:45:18.400 this is a
00:45:19.380 different issue
00:45:19.980 but one of the
00:45:20.860 reasons people
00:45:21.380 increasingly
00:45:21.980 are sort of
00:45:23.120 not interested
00:45:23.700 in party
00:45:24.220 politics in
00:45:24.860 general
00:45:25.260 is there's
00:45:26.560 a sense
00:45:26.960 in which
00:45:27.460 our lives
00:45:28.380 are not
00:45:28.680 really run
00:45:29.220 by the
00:45:29.560 people we
00:45:29.920 elect anyway
00:45:30.620 do you know
00:45:31.520 what I mean
00:45:31.760 and that's
00:45:32.960 because a lot
00:45:33.600 of the
00:45:33.880 institutions
00:45:34.520 that inform
00:45:35.980 us and
00:45:36.680 persuade us
00:45:37.480 and show
00:45:37.980 us things
00:45:38.500 and whatever
00:45:38.920 are run
00:45:40.220 by a
00:45:41.380 certain
00:45:41.780 group of
00:45:42.780 people who
00:45:43.180 have a
00:45:43.440 certain
00:45:43.660 vision
00:45:44.060 and that
00:45:44.920 vision isn't
00:45:45.660 you know
00:45:45.920 top down
00:45:46.540 it's just
00:45:46.900 kind of
00:45:47.260 coalesced
00:45:47.820 around
00:45:48.080 certain
00:45:48.500 ideas
00:45:49.040 and so
00:45:50.880 I think
00:45:51.280 some people
00:45:52.040 would argue
00:45:52.540 that
00:45:52.880 just because
00:45:54.600 our elected
00:45:55.160 politicians
00:45:55.700 aren't woke
00:45:56.380 does not mean
00:45:57.100 a lot of
00:45:57.480 our institutions
00:45:58.140 aren't
00:45:58.920 but anyway
00:46:00.160 yeah yeah
00:46:00.640 I accept
00:46:02.820 that yeah
00:46:03.380 and there
00:46:03.720 are places
00:46:04.180 where
00:46:04.480 and again
00:46:05.520 it would be
00:46:06.120 so easy
00:46:06.880 to it's so
00:46:08.000 easy to take
00:46:08.640 I don't want
00:46:09.100 you to slam
00:46:09.680 woke people
00:46:10.180 it's not what
00:46:10.580 this is about
00:46:11.120 at all
00:46:11.520 I mean you can
00:46:12.640 if you want
00:46:13.060 no no
00:46:13.380 I'm curious
00:46:13.900 to hear your
00:46:14.400 point about
00:46:15.120 jokes
00:46:15.960 and freedom
00:46:16.980 of expression
00:46:17.480 that's what
00:46:18.000 you were
00:46:18.300 talking about
00:46:18.800 right
00:46:20.840 well I
00:46:21.580 would start
00:46:23.440 with this
00:46:24.160 which is
00:46:25.260 I'm very
00:46:26.660 glad you
00:46:27.100 asked
00:46:27.240 by making
00:46:29.800 these two
00:46:30.300 points
00:46:30.620 I think
00:46:31.080 what the
00:46:31.380 British people
00:46:31.960 really want
00:46:32.700 right now
00:46:33.280 is to
00:46:34.000 I was with
00:46:36.420 Matt Ford
00:46:36.920 the other
00:46:37.240 day
00:46:37.540 and he's
00:46:38.020 got
00:46:38.240 he does
00:46:39.040 he's
00:46:39.340 I can't
00:46:40.120 I haven't
00:46:40.440 got it
00:46:40.700 but he does
00:46:41.200 it
00:46:41.380 you know
00:46:41.660 he's impressive
00:46:42.240 he's a very
00:46:42.640 good political
00:46:43.300 impression
00:46:43.700 he's got
00:46:44.940 the Starmer
00:46:46.020 voice
00:46:46.700 absolutely
00:46:47.440 and he does
00:46:48.320 the hands
00:46:48.940 and I can't
00:46:49.580 I'm very
00:46:51.240 jealous of it
00:46:51.900 as I can't
00:46:52.500 I haven't
00:46:52.980 got it at
00:46:53.380 all yet
00:46:53.780 but
00:46:55.300 I think
00:46:58.460 that
00:46:59.680 there is
00:47:00.200 I'm going
00:47:00.980 to come
00:47:01.260 on to
00:47:01.620 say
00:47:01.980 that I
00:47:02.400 think
00:47:02.660 that there
00:47:03.200 is a
00:47:04.180 that there
00:47:05.520 is a
00:47:05.800 problem
00:47:06.200 really
00:47:06.980 with seeing
00:47:08.000 arguments
00:47:09.220 that might
00:47:09.960 be described
00:47:10.600 as woke
00:47:11.640 as being
00:47:12.640 what the
00:47:14.560 main argument
00:47:15.320 of the
00:47:15.720 left
00:47:16.060 I think
00:47:17.580 that that
00:47:18.220 given
00:47:19.380 that you
00:47:19.960 know I
00:47:20.280 find that
00:47:20.720 even the
00:47:21.060 term the
00:47:21.520 left
00:47:21.740 problematic
00:47:22.180 in the
00:47:22.620 first place
00:47:23.120 so I'm
00:47:23.980 in a
00:47:24.420 sort of
00:47:24.740 spiral
00:47:25.200 of
00:47:25.400 difficulties
00:47:25.880 with
00:47:26.720 this
00:47:27.120 I
00:47:28.000 think
00:47:28.520 that
00:47:29.380 the
00:47:30.220 main
00:47:30.800 argument
00:47:31.300 of
00:47:31.760 the
00:47:32.120 left
00:47:32.580 should
00:47:32.880 we
00:47:33.020 say
00:47:33.300 should
00:47:33.680 be
00:47:34.000 that
00:47:34.560 for
00:47:35.180 example
00:47:35.680 the
00:47:35.920 water
00:47:36.240 companies
00:47:36.700 and the
00:47:36.980 rail
00:47:37.200 companies
00:47:37.660 should be
00:47:38.000 taken
00:47:38.300 away
00:47:38.560 from
00:47:38.740 the
00:47:38.860 people
00:47:39.120 who
00:47:39.280 are
00:47:39.460 the
00:47:40.280 utter
00:47:40.820 criminality
00:47:42.100 of
00:47:42.760 these
00:47:43.380 people
00:47:43.720 who
00:47:43.940 are
00:47:44.520 barbaric 0.99
00:47:45.180 people 0.99
00:47:45.460 who
00:47:45.900 clearly
00:47:46.760 don't
00:47:46.980 know
00:47:47.120 how to
00:47:47.360 run
00:47:47.520 the
00:47:47.660 place
00:47:47.940 at all
00:47:48.340 other
00:47:48.940 than
00:47:49.140 to
00:47:49.340 pay
00:47:50.060 their
00:47:50.240 shareholders
00:47:50.660 and so
00:47:51.000 on
00:47:51.120 so
00:47:51.820 that
00:47:52.260 sort
00:47:52.720 of
00:47:52.960 argument
00:47:53.880 that
00:47:54.640 there
00:47:54.840 should
00:47:55.020 be
00:47:55.200 something
00:47:55.760 that
00:47:56.700 there
00:47:56.860 are
00:47:56.960 all
00:47:57.240 manner
00:47:57.520 of
00:47:57.720 things
00:47:58.020 that
00:47:58.240 could
00:47:58.480 be
00:47:58.700 done
00:47:59.040 about
00:47:59.940 rents
00:48:01.960 being
00:48:02.420 so
00:48:02.800 high
00:48:03.260 that
00:48:03.980 it
00:48:04.660 causes
00:48:05.060 such
00:48:05.620 an
00:48:06.240 enormous
00:48:06.680 sort
00:48:06.940 of
00:48:07.040 dislocation
00:48:07.740 for
00:48:08.120 younger
00:48:09.020 people
00:48:09.500 with
00:48:10.000 housing
00:48:10.460 for
00:48:11.080 example
00:48:11.540 that
00:48:12.080 those
00:48:12.420 issues
00:48:12.800 that
00:48:12.980 doesn't
00:48:13.360 mean
00:48:13.580 that
00:48:13.740 I
00:48:13.960 would
00:48:14.260 therefore
00:48:14.660 say
00:48:14.980 that
00:48:15.220 arguments
00:48:15.960 about
00:48:16.240 racism
00:48:16.720 sexism
00:48:17.400 are
00:48:18.100 irrelevant
00:48:19.280 absolutely
00:48:20.200 not
00:48:20.840 I
00:48:21.080 think
00:48:21.320 that
00:48:21.480 for
00:48:21.840 example
00:48:22.380 I
00:48:22.920 think
00:48:23.020 one of
00:48:23.240 the
00:48:23.340 great
00:48:23.640 successes
00:48:24.280 of
00:48:24.920 I
00:48:25.340 won't
00:48:25.480 say
00:48:25.660 the
00:48:25.820 left
00:48:26.140 but
00:48:26.360 of
00:48:26.580 people
00:48:27.180 who
00:48:27.460 have
00:48:27.780 fought
00:48:29.140 against
00:48:29.560 the
00:48:29.780 prevailing
00:48:30.240 ideas
00:48:30.920 when
00:48:31.840 back
00:48:32.600 in
00:48:32.840 those
00:48:33.120 sort
00:48:33.320 of
00:48:33.440 late
00:48:33.680 70s
00:48:34.160 early
00:48:34.400 80s
00:48:34.860 times
00:48:35.300 if
00:48:36.680 you
00:48:37.380 were
00:48:38.240 in
00:48:39.360 favour
00:48:39.880 of
00:48:40.380 gay 0.99
00:48:40.800 marriage 0.96
00:48:41.560 you
00:48:42.100 were
00:48:42.380 an
00:48:42.560 extremist
00:48:43.520 now
00:48:44.660 you are
00:48:45.180 an 0.98
00:48:45.320 extremist
00:48:46.100 if
00:48:46.460 you are
00:48:46.700 against
00:48:47.120 it
00:48:47.420 because
00:48:48.260 the
00:48:49.620 ideas
00:48:50.240 have
00:48:50.820 largely
00:48:51.440 won
00:48:51.860 it
00:48:52.200 doesn't
00:48:52.400 mean
00:48:52.540 it's
00:48:52.780 all
00:48:53.180 won
00:48:53.520 but
00:48:54.320 if
00:48:54.960 you
00:48:55.120 are 0.96
00:48:55.320 gay 0.99
00:48:55.600 in 0.83
00:48:55.800 2023
00:48:56.540 in
00:48:57.080 Britain
00:48:57.360 life
00:48:58.200 is
00:48:58.540 incomparably
00:48:59.760 easier
00:49:00.220 than it
00:49:00.540 was
00:49:00.740 if you
00:49:00.980 were
00:49:01.120 gay 0.99
00:49:01.320 in 0.92
00:49:01.500 1979
00:49:02.200 in
00:49:03.380 Britain
00:49:04.180 now
00:49:05.200 it's
00:49:05.520 the
00:49:05.800 virgin
00:49:06.620 trains
00:49:07.140 have a
00:49:07.500 pride
00:49:07.960 rainbow
00:49:09.160 thing
00:49:09.540 on the
00:49:09.780 front
00:49:09.960 of
00:49:10.060 I'm
00:49:10.520 not
00:49:10.640 saying
00:49:10.840 that's
00:49:11.100 a
00:49:11.240 good
00:49:11.700 or
00:49:11.860 bad
00:49:12.140 thing
00:49:12.400 but
00:49:12.720 just
00:49:12.920 as
00:49:13.080 an
00:49:13.320 example
00:49:13.880 there
00:49:14.100 are
00:49:14.220 gay 0.99
00:49:14.540 politicians 0.95
00:49:15.880 no one
00:49:17.520 was
00:49:17.700 out
00:49:17.940 gay 0.99
00:49:18.300 when 0.57
00:49:18.540 I
00:49:18.680 was
00:49:18.920 in
00:49:19.600 1978
00:49:20.220 no
00:49:21.100 one
00:49:21.500 and
00:49:22.200 it
00:49:22.660 was
00:49:22.960 so
00:49:24.020 that
00:49:24.300 is
00:49:24.520 if
00:49:24.720 you
00:49:24.840 could
00:49:25.000 jump
00:49:26.820 from
00:49:27.040 1978
00:49:27.540 to
00:49:28.020 now
00:49:28.420 and
00:49:29.360 just
00:49:30.060 look
00:49:30.400 at
00:49:30.520 the
00:49:30.640 attitudes
00:49:31.040 towards
00:49:31.660 homosexuality 0.87
00:49:33.300 that 0.81
00:49:34.240 would
00:49:34.500 be
00:49:34.740 tremendously
00:49:35.520 exciting
00:49:36.200 I think
00:49:36.660 the fact
00:49:37.040 that
00:49:37.220 has
00:49:37.660 changed
00:49:38.660 as much
00:49:39.280 as it
00:49:39.500 has
00:49:39.760 I
00:49:39.960 don't
00:49:40.220 think
00:49:40.400 that's
00:49:40.620 irrelevant
00:49:40.900 and
00:49:41.100 I
00:49:41.240 think
00:49:41.460 also
00:49:41.740 more
00:49:42.080 complex
00:49:42.700 but
00:49:42.900 attitudes
00:49:43.340 towards
00:49:43.720 women 1.00
00:49:44.020 it's
00:49:44.860 so
00:49:45.220 so
00:49:45.520 so
00:49:45.800 much
00:49:46.240 different
00:49:47.060 as a
00:49:47.380 sports
00:49:47.740 fanatic
00:49:48.160 the fact
00:49:48.560 that
00:49:48.740 now
00:49:49.440 you've
00:49:49.760 really
00:49:50.060 got to
00:49:50.360 be on
00:49:50.580 the
00:49:50.760 margins
00:49:51.240 to go
00:49:51.720 women's
00:49:52.140 football
00:49:52.420 women's
00:49:52.900 cricket
00:49:53.160 that's
00:49:53.440 not
00:49:53.580 proper
00:49:53.820 sport
00:49:54.240 that's
00:49:54.820 that's
00:49:55.420 one
00:49:55.660 now
00:49:55.900 you're on
00:49:56.140 the margins
00:49:56.520 mate
00:49:56.860 thanks mate
00:50:01.540 is that
00:50:02.940 a boss
00:50:03.320 there you
00:50:03.660 go
00:50:03.900 I'm a
00:50:06.940 fanatic
00:50:07.520 cricket
00:50:08.620 fanatic
00:50:08.960 all of
00:50:10.520 that
00:50:10.720 but
00:50:12.740 I think
00:50:14.520 that
00:50:15.140 for
00:50:16.500 for this
00:50:16.820 to be
00:50:17.100 the
00:50:17.300 central
00:50:18.000 argument
00:50:18.680 of
00:50:19.860 our
00:50:20.100 time
00:50:20.560 does
00:50:21.120 not
00:50:21.600 help
00:50:22.200 people
00:50:22.660 who
00:50:22.900 are
00:50:23.040 trying
00:50:23.320 to
00:50:23.520 make
00:50:23.720 society
00:50:24.240 more
00:50:24.640 equal
00:50:25.180 it
00:50:25.780 does
00:50:26.080 not
00:50:26.480 I
00:50:27.080 would
00:50:28.000 on
00:50:28.980 the
00:50:29.160 side
00:50:29.720 generally
00:50:30.400 of
00:50:31.020 people
00:50:31.520 who
00:50:32.660 I
00:50:33.180 think
00:50:33.400 if
00:50:33.540 someone
00:50:33.800 wants
00:50:34.100 to
00:50:34.260 be
00:50:34.500 trans
00:50:35.140 let them 0.55
00:50:35.380 be 0.89
00:50:35.500 trans
00:50:35.920 I
00:50:36.140 think
00:50:36.360 that's
00:50:36.580 fine
00:50:37.000 if
00:50:37.240 I'm
00:50:37.660 completely
00:50:38.080 on the
00:50:38.400 side
00:50:38.680 of
00:50:38.840 people
00:50:39.100 who
00:50:39.260 are
00:50:39.860 combating
00:50:40.700 racism
00:50:41.180 and so
00:50:41.600 on
00:50:41.740 what I
00:50:42.300 really
00:50:43.720 really
00:50:44.440 do
00:50:44.840 find
00:50:45.480 myself
00:50:45.880 frustrated
00:50:46.500 with
00:50:46.960 is
00:50:47.300 someone
00:50:47.720 who
00:50:48.300 will
00:50:48.660 say
00:50:49.160 that
00:50:50.200 a
00:50:51.520 writer
00:50:52.060 should
00:50:52.820 be
00:50:53.220 a
00:50:54.860 writer
00:50:55.200 should
00:50:55.620 for
00:50:56.240 example
00:50:56.820 be
00:50:57.500 I
00:50:58.640 don't
00:50:58.900 I don't
00:50:59.780 I think
00:51:00.140 cancelled
00:51:00.540 is the
00:51:00.880 wrong word
00:51:01.380 because I
00:51:01.660 don't think
00:51:02.000 that's
00:51:02.340 in reality
00:51:03.080 what happens
00:51:03.660 but I
00:51:04.020 think
00:51:04.300 for
00:51:04.700 them to
00:51:05.760 be 0.79
00:51:05.980 harangued
00:51:07.020 in the
00:51:07.460 way that
00:51:08.000 does
00:51:08.400 happen
00:51:08.980 sometimes
00:51:09.860 because of
00:51:11.500 something that
00:51:12.160 they've
00:51:12.460 written
00:51:12.860 that
00:51:13.220 could
00:51:13.940 be
00:51:14.120 interpreted
00:51:14.560 as
00:51:14.780 racist
00:51:15.180 I
00:51:15.500 think
00:51:15.840 is
00:51:16.240 not
00:51:16.940 right
00:51:17.340 I
00:51:17.560 think
00:51:17.720 it's
00:51:17.840 morally
00:51:18.100 not
00:51:18.320 right
00:51:18.540 but also
00:51:19.040 I
00:51:19.280 don't
00:51:19.580 think
00:51:19.800 it
00:51:19.940 helps
00:51:20.280 win
00:51:20.940 the
00:51:21.160 argument
00:51:21.580 because
00:51:22.160 I
00:51:22.400 think
00:51:22.680 that
00:51:22.900 there
00:51:23.120 are
00:51:23.300 people
00:51:23.720 who
00:51:24.280 you
00:51:24.420 might
00:51:24.640 disagree
00:51:25.060 with
00:51:25.580 and
00:51:25.920 you
00:51:26.100 go
00:51:26.380 I
00:51:26.800 disagree
00:51:27.160 with
00:51:27.520 you
00:51:27.660 I
00:51:27.840 don't
00:51:27.980 think
00:51:28.100 you
00:51:28.200 should
00:51:28.400 have
00:51:28.520 written
00:51:28.740 that
00:51:29.100 I
00:51:29.640 don't
00:51:30.060 think
00:51:30.240 that
00:51:30.400 means
00:51:30.620 you
00:51:30.780 shouldn't
00:51:31.200 be
00:51:31.320 allowed
00:51:31.580 to
00:51:31.760 turn
00:51:32.000 up
00:51:32.160 at
00:51:32.260 a
00:51:32.380 university
00:51:32.900 and
00:51:33.280 make
00:51:33.500 a
00:51:33.680 speech
00:51:42.860 it
00:51:43.080 impossible
00:51:43.640 for
00:51:44.340 people
00:51:44.660 so
00:51:44.960 therefore
00:51:45.480 it
00:51:46.260 makes
00:51:46.680 it
00:51:46.880 it
00:51:47.080 just
00:51:47.280 angers
00:51:47.860 people
00:51:48.260 and
00:51:48.940 you
00:51:50.200 can't
00:51:50.500 say
00:51:50.700 nothing
00:51:50.980 anymore
00:51:51.400 these
00:51:51.700 days
00:51:52.080 I
00:51:52.340 don't
00:51:52.580 think
00:51:52.740 that's
00:51:53.000 true
00:51:53.360 but
00:51:53.740 I
00:51:53.900 think
00:51:54.180 that
00:51:54.380 I'm
00:51:55.480 probably
00:51:55.680 not
00:51:55.840 arguing
00:51:56.120 this
00:51:56.300 very
00:51:56.520 well
00:51:56.820 I
00:51:57.360 think
00:51:57.600 partly
00:51:58.080 it's
00:51:58.300 affected
00:51:58.660 by
00:51:58.980 my
00:51:59.260 age
00:51:59.700 because
00:52:00.440 I
00:52:01.540 was
00:52:01.720 brought
00:52:01.900 up
00:52:02.040 in
00:52:02.140 a
00:52:02.280 town
00:52:02.580 Swanley
00:52:03.780 not
00:52:04.160 all
00:52:04.440 that
00:52:04.640 far
00:52:04.860 from
00:52:05.040 it
00:52:05.160 as
00:52:05.280 I
00:52:05.360 said
00:52:05.660 and
00:52:06.760 it
00:52:07.620 was
00:52:07.860 brutal
00:52:08.940 the
00:52:09.220 racism
00:52:09.780 was
00:52:10.080 brutal
00:52:11.040 it
00:52:11.820 was
00:52:12.040 not
00:52:12.440 it
00:52:13.720 was
00:52:13.960 just
00:52:14.720 foul 0.99
00:52:15.740 you
00:52:16.260 know
00:52:16.400 the
00:52:16.640 n-word
00:52:17.360 said
00:52:18.120 a hundred
00:52:19.260 times
00:52:19.840 in a
00:52:20.120 night
00:52:20.360 in a
00:52:20.720 pub
00:52:21.060 you
00:52:21.520 know
00:52:21.660 when
00:52:22.360 I
00:52:22.640 was
00:52:22.820 a
00:52:22.960 milkman
00:52:23.420 I
00:52:23.860 have
00:52:24.040 this
00:52:24.200 really
00:52:24.620 clear
00:52:24.940 this
00:52:25.200 is
00:52:25.360 not
00:52:26.200 it
00:52:26.320 doesn't
00:52:26.500 even
00:52:26.680 stand
00:52:27.100 out
00:52:27.320 that
00:52:27.480 much
00:52:27.680 but
00:52:27.800 I'll
00:52:27.920 just
00:52:28.040 say
00:52:28.240 it
00:52:28.320 as
00:52:28.420 an
00:52:28.520 example
00:52:29.020 there
00:52:29.880 were
00:52:30.180 two
00:52:30.800 black
00:52:31.440 lads 0.57
00:52:31.740 sent
00:52:32.020 down
00:52:32.320 by
00:52:32.680 express
00:52:33.480 dairies
00:52:34.060 to
00:52:34.480 hose
00:52:34.980 down
00:52:35.260 the
00:52:35.480 yard
00:52:36.400 the
00:52:37.060 manager
00:52:37.540 I
00:52:37.820 just
00:52:38.120 happened
00:52:38.320 to be
00:52:38.580 in
00:52:38.680 the
00:52:45.560 office
00:52:47.780 slammed
00:52:48.420 something
00:52:48.740 down
00:52:48.980 on the
00:52:49.220 table
00:52:49.580 I
00:52:50.260 said
00:52:50.520 I
00:52:50.680 wanted
00:52:50.940 them
00:52:51.140 to
00:52:51.340 send
00:52:51.620 someone
00:52:51.960 down
00:52:52.400 to
00:52:52.900 clean
00:52:53.220 a
00:52:53.380 yard
00:52:53.740 a
00:52:54.300 couple
00:52:54.800 of
00:52:54.960 monkeys
00:52:55.840 I
00:52:57.360 remember
00:52:58.140 that
00:52:58.400 really
00:52:58.860 clearly
00:52:59.400 but
00:53:00.380 most
00:53:00.940 clearly
00:53:02.860 because
00:53:03.460 it
00:53:04.280 wasn't
00:53:04.860 that
00:53:05.100 out
00:53:05.420 of
00:53:05.680 the
00:53:06.140 ordinary
00:53:06.540 and
00:53:07.720 it
00:53:08.520 was
00:53:08.760 foul
00:53:09.820 and
00:53:10.520 I
00:53:11.040 think
00:53:11.420 that
00:53:11.680 a lot
00:53:12.300 of
00:53:12.460 what
00:53:12.600 we
00:53:12.740 would
00:53:12.900 consider
00:53:13.360 woke
00:53:13.980 right
00:53:14.680 we're
00:53:14.980 not
00:53:15.220 going
00:53:15.640 to
00:53:15.840 accept
00:53:16.360 that
00:53:16.640 sort
00:53:16.940 of
00:53:17.100 language
00:53:17.480 anymore
00:53:17.980 has
00:53:18.860 been
00:53:19.580 what
00:53:19.960 has
00:53:20.180 turned
00:53:20.640 that
00:53:21.200 around
00:53:22.220 but
00:53:23.860 it's
00:53:25.200 also
00:53:25.660 required
00:53:26.320 an
00:53:26.520 enormous
00:53:26.920 amount
00:53:27.220 of
00:53:27.440 patience
00:53:28.180 arguing
00:53:29.220 with
00:53:29.480 people
00:53:29.900 sitting
00:53:30.940 and
00:53:31.220 talking
00:53:31.520 to
00:53:31.740 people
00:53:32.040 who
00:53:32.240 tell
00:53:32.460 racist
00:53:32.920 jokes
00:53:33.340 and
00:53:33.500 going
00:53:33.740 mate
00:53:34.640 you
00:53:34.960 know
00:53:35.320 finding
00:53:36.360 ways
00:53:36.960 of
00:53:37.240 finding
00:53:38.220 ways
00:53:38.560 of
00:53:38.720 combating
00:53:39.300 it
00:53:39.520 without
00:53:39.780 just
00:53:40.140 calling
00:53:40.440 them 0.99
00:53:40.580 arseholes 0.98
00:53:41.220 I
00:53:42.320 think
00:53:42.600 you
00:53:42.740 have
00:53:42.880 to
00:53:43.000 try
00:53:43.260 and
00:53:43.400 win
00:53:43.560 people
00:53:44.020 round
00:53:44.560 I
00:53:44.820 think
00:53:45.060 if
00:53:45.220 someone's
00:53:46.140 Oswald
00:53:46.620 Mosley
00:53:47.240 or
00:53:47.700 Hitler 0.78
00:53:48.180 there's
00:53:48.640 no
00:53:48.800 point
00:53:49.040 in
00:53:49.180 trying
00:53:49.300 to
00:53:49.400 win
00:53:49.560 them
00:53:49.680 round
00:53:50.020 but
00:53:50.840 most
00:53:51.840 people
00:53:52.160 aren't
00:53:52.540 that
00:53:52.920 and
00:53:54.100 that's
00:53:54.400 that's
00:53:54.940 a real
00:53:55.200 problem
00:53:55.560 that I
00:53:56.000 have
00:53:56.320 with
00:53:56.520 the
00:53:56.680 left
00:53:57.040 is
00:53:57.660 I
00:53:57.860 agree
00:53:58.220 with
00:53:58.480 a lot
00:53:58.760 of
00:53:58.900 the
00:53:59.020 ideas
00:53:59.580 of
00:53:59.740 the
00:53:59.860 left
00:54:00.120 but
00:54:00.520 then
00:54:00.680 I
00:54:00.840 see
00:54:01.100 some
00:54:01.360 of
00:54:01.500 the
00:54:01.620 behaviour
00:54:02.100 of
00:54:02.280 the
00:54:02.420 people
00:54:02.840 on
00:54:03.720 the
00:54:03.900 left
00:54:04.120 and
00:54:04.240 who
00:54:04.360 identify
00:54:04.820 as
00:54:05.280 left
00:54:05.480 and
00:54:05.600 I
00:54:05.720 think
00:54:05.900 to
00:54:06.040 myself 0.99
00:54:06.360 bloody 0.98
00:54:07.000 hell
00:54:07.340 I
00:54:07.480 don't
00:54:07.620 want
00:54:07.760 anything
00:54:08.000 to do
00:54:08.420 with
00:54:08.620 you
00:54:08.780 your
00:54:09.440 behaviour
00:54:09.880 is
00:54:10.120 terrible
00:54:10.600 well
00:54:11.040 they
00:54:11.200 hate
00:54:11.380 me
00:54:11.640 some
00:54:11.860 of
00:54:11.960 them
00:54:12.100 people
00:54:12.520 but
00:54:14.920 that's
00:54:15.280 they'll
00:54:16.840 probably 0.87
00:54:17.800 slag me 0.97
00:54:18.540 off
00:54:18.700 more
00:54:18.900 than
00:54:19.100 you
00:54:20.180 don't
00:54:20.760 think
00:54:20.940 so
00:54:21.120 do
00:54:23.400 you
00:54:23.440 know
00:54:23.620 what
00:54:23.840 I
00:54:24.120 don't
00:54:24.480 know
00:54:24.720 I
00:54:25.080 get
00:54:25.740 there
00:54:29.080 are
00:54:29.260 sort
00:54:29.460 of
00:54:29.580 there's
00:54:29.820 people
00:54:30.680 for
00:54:30.880 example
00:54:31.440 that
00:54:31.840 on
00:54:32.720 social
00:54:33.140 media
00:54:33.620 that
00:54:33.900 will
00:54:34.040 call
00:54:34.220 themselves
00:54:34.740 you
00:54:35.340 know
00:54:35.520 we
00:54:36.040 back
00:54:36.960 bring
00:54:37.960 back
00:54:38.280 Corbyn
00:54:38.780 or
00:54:38.960 something
00:54:39.660 yeah
00:54:40.180 and they
00:54:40.780 I've
00:54:43.060 never
00:54:43.240 said
00:54:43.520 anything
00:54:43.800 publicly
00:54:44.500 you know
00:54:45.020 I think
00:54:45.340 there were
00:54:45.640 clearly
00:54:46.380 until
00:54:47.320 today
00:54:47.900 clearly
00:54:50.720 right
00:54:51.340 I don't
00:54:51.680 think this
00:54:51.980 is that
00:54:52.300 controversial
00:54:52.920 clearly
00:54:53.920 there were
00:54:54.500 a number
00:54:54.860 of problems
00:54:55.540 with the
00:54:56.240 Corbyn
00:54:56.640 project
00:54:57.000 it
00:54:58.020 didn't
00:54:58.540 go as
00:54:59.040 well
00:54:59.360 as it
00:55:00.020 might
00:55:00.300 have
00:55:00.520 been
00:55:00.960 hoped
00:55:01.640 and
00:55:02.060 that
00:55:02.260 was
00:55:02.460 all
00:55:02.860 a
00:55:03.020 Jewish
00:55:03.240 conspiracy
00:55:03.840 Mark
00:55:04.300 this
00:55:05.980 is
00:55:06.120 the
00:55:06.300 point
00:55:06.560 I
00:55:06.760 was
00:55:06.920 trying
00:55:07.100 to
00:55:07.200 make
00:55:07.520 and
00:55:09.920 you
00:55:11.100 know
00:55:11.260 so
00:55:11.600 but
00:55:11.920 you're
00:55:15.840 not
00:55:15.980 allowed
00:55:16.220 to
00:55:16.420 say
00:55:16.760 that
00:55:17.020 to
00:55:17.180 these
00:55:17.380 people
00:55:17.580 but
00:55:17.980 I
00:55:18.460 would
00:55:18.860 just
00:55:19.720 get
00:55:20.420 it
00:55:20.580 in
00:55:20.740 perspective
00:55:21.300 that
00:55:21.600 this
00:55:21.800 is
00:55:22.100 I
00:55:22.600 don't
00:55:24.140 know
00:55:24.300 how many
00:55:24.700 people
00:55:25.060 there are
00:55:25.460 like that
00:55:25.940 going angry
00:55:26.500 angry
00:55:26.800 angry
00:55:27.100 angry
00:55:27.400 on Twitter
00:55:27.840 I'll be
00:55:28.140 joking me
00:55:28.900 actor
00:55:29.140 I say
00:55:29.600 there was
00:55:30.140 no collection
00:55:30.880 of words
00:55:31.480 you could
00:55:31.740 put on
00:55:32.060 Twitter
00:55:32.320 that
00:55:32.500 wouldn't
00:55:32.780 annoy
00:55:33.520 someone
00:55:34.040 you could
00:55:34.760 say
00:55:35.060 I'm
00:55:35.540 enjoying
00:55:35.840 a delightful
00:55:36.300 sunset
00:55:36.800 across
00:55:37.180 Dorset
00:55:37.700 this
00:55:37.920 evening
00:55:38.240 and
00:55:38.780 someone
00:55:39.020 had
00:55:39.180 put
00:55:39.360 not
00:55:39.840 so
00:55:40.080 delightful
00:55:40.560 if
00:55:40.760 you
00:55:40.880 suffer
00:55:41.100 from
00:55:41.300 sunset
00:55:41.820 aversion
00:55:42.320 Dorset
00:55:43.100 syndrome
00:55:43.660 actually
00:55:44.520 bark
00:55:45.220 have a
00:55:46.540 thought
00:55:46.720 for
00:55:46.920 sad
00:55:47.380 sufferers
00:55:47.920 in
00:55:48.080 future
00:55:48.420 I
00:55:48.580 thought
00:55:48.700 you
00:55:48.800 were
00:55:48.920 better
00:55:49.180 than
00:55:49.420 that
00:55:49.940 that
00:55:51.520 very
00:55:51.920 accurate
00:55:52.380 this
00:55:53.500 is
00:55:53.700 true
00:55:54.080 but
00:55:54.940 I
00:55:55.680 mentioned
00:55:56.140 Donald
00:55:56.820 Trump
00:55:57.260 I
00:55:57.500 referred
00:55:57.740 to
00:55:57.900 Donald
00:55:58.120 Trump
00:55:58.380 as
00:55:58.540 a 0.97
00:55:58.720 psychopath 0.99
00:55:59.200 it
00:55:59.620 was
00:55:59.660 in
00:55:59.900 passing
00:56:00.260 it
00:56:00.460 wasn't
00:56:00.660 and
00:56:01.000 four
00:56:01.540 people
00:56:01.920 sent
00:56:02.220 me
00:56:02.380 messages
00:56:02.740 saying
00:56:03.220 don't
00:56:04.000 add
00:56:04.220 to
00:56:04.360 the
00:56:04.520 stigma
00:56:04.860 against
00:56:05.220 psychopaths
00:56:06.660 there's
00:56:10.680 meant to
00:56:11.080 be a
00:56:11.400 stigma
00:56:11.700 against
00:56:12.140 psychopaths
00:56:13.660 they're 1.00
00:56:14.360 fucking 1.00
00:56:14.740 psychopaths 1.00
00:56:16.580 well it
00:56:16.980 is
00:56:17.260 but
00:56:18.180 this
00:56:18.840 you see
00:56:21.500 this is
00:56:22.600 a problem
00:56:23.200 it's
00:56:23.840 you know
00:56:24.340 the left
00:56:24.740 go
00:56:25.060 why don't
00:56:25.860 we win
00:56:26.380 I'm going
00:56:26.780 because you
00:56:27.360 behave like 1.00
00:56:28.140 dicks 1.00
00:56:28.660 if you 0.89
00:56:29.440 were nice
00:56:30.160 about it
00:56:30.560 not all
00:56:31.120 of the
00:56:31.360 left
00:56:31.580 I know
00:56:31.920 but there
00:56:32.260 is
00:56:32.460 an
00:56:32.960 absolute
00:56:33.680 fringe
00:56:34.220 of them
00:56:34.600 but what
00:56:35.220 is the
00:56:35.580 left
00:56:35.880 though
00:56:36.120 this is
00:56:36.540 what
00:56:36.800 I think
00:56:39.220 it
00:56:39.620 comes
00:56:40.180 down
00:56:40.440 to
00:56:40.560 almost
00:56:42.840 anything
00:56:43.560 once you
00:56:44.980 break it
00:56:45.440 down
00:56:45.860 you could
00:56:46.360 go
00:56:46.560 what
00:56:47.120 is
00:56:48.960 that
00:56:49.240 what
00:56:49.460 is
00:56:49.660 that
00:56:49.860 political
00:56:51.360 philosophy
00:56:52.020 what
00:56:52.360 is
00:56:52.540 that
00:56:52.800 race
00:56:53.780 how do
00:56:55.400 you define
00:56:55.900 someone
00:56:56.260 who is
00:56:56.680 Jewish
00:56:57.120 or is
00:56:57.680 an
00:56:57.800 Arab
00:56:58.060 it's
00:56:58.320 not
00:56:58.520 an
00:56:59.640 easy
00:56:59.900 thing
00:57:00.280 to
00:57:01.120 do
00:57:01.480 there's
00:57:04.380 a
00:57:04.460 brilliant
00:57:04.660 thing
00:57:04.940 isn't
00:57:05.140 the
00:57:05.300 Sartre
00:57:05.780 wrote a
00:57:06.180 book
00:57:06.340 about
00:57:06.640 that
00:57:06.940 and
00:57:07.680 of course
00:57:08.060 every
00:57:08.640 definition
00:57:09.180 you would
00:57:09.600 give
00:57:10.020 actually
00:57:10.700 breaks
00:57:11.300 down
00:57:11.780 except
00:57:13.440 for one
00:57:14.060 which is
00:57:14.600 that
00:57:14.860 Jewishness
00:57:15.380 is defined
00:57:16.060 by the
00:57:16.800 anti-Semite
00:57:17.520 so
00:57:18.780 obviously
00:57:19.760 the Third
00:57:20.740 Reich
00:57:21.180 had very
00:57:21.820 clear ideas
00:57:22.600 of what
00:57:22.880 was a
00:57:23.160 Jew 0.95
00:57:23.360 they needed
00:57:24.020 to define
00:57:24.640 it
00:57:24.860 and categorise
00:57:25.620 it
00:57:25.860 because
00:57:26.500 they wanted
00:57:27.340 to
00:57:27.720 know
00:57:28.420 who to
00:57:29.060 cut
00:57:29.440 away
00:57:29.860 but
00:57:30.960 it was
00:57:33.780 a great
00:57:34.080 detour
00:57:34.600 just
00:57:36.440 park it
00:57:37.080 there
00:57:37.460 the thing
00:57:39.220 about the
00:57:39.760 Jews
00:57:40.080 we went
00:57:41.780 from
00:57:42.000 Corbyn
00:57:42.480 to
00:57:42.640 Hitler 0.78
00:57:42.980 in the
00:57:43.380 space
00:57:43.660 of a
00:57:43.980 few
00:57:44.220 seconds
00:57:44.580 Corbyn
00:57:50.760 yeah
00:57:51.000 clearly
00:57:51.840 there were
00:57:52.220 clearly
00:57:52.680 there were
00:57:53.140 muster
00:57:53.480 I don't
00:57:53.920 I don't
00:57:54.460 right
00:57:54.880 things that
00:57:55.780 you could
00:57:56.060 say
00:57:56.400 that are
00:57:57.000 clearly
00:57:57.860 that should
00:57:58.520 not be
00:57:59.060 controversial
00:57:59.700 the Corbyn
00:58:00.900 project's
00:58:01.700 attitude
00:58:02.080 towards
00:58:03.000 the media
00:58:03.980 for example
00:58:04.880 I do not
00:58:05.620 think was
00:58:06.040 helpful
00:58:06.480 I think
00:58:07.320 that to
00:58:08.020 sort of
00:58:08.520 say
00:58:09.020 well the
00:58:10.360 media
00:58:10.800 the mainstream
00:58:11.500 media
00:58:12.020 is basically
00:58:12.980 not something
00:58:13.700 that we
00:58:14.200 want to
00:58:14.620 engage
00:58:15.140 around
00:58:15.560 because
00:58:16.040 that's
00:58:17.060 just
00:58:17.280 the media
00:58:17.780 and you
00:58:18.120 know
00:58:18.300 what
00:58:18.540 they're
00:58:18.820 like
00:58:19.160 and I
00:58:19.440 know
00:58:19.640 I've
00:58:19.860 come
00:58:19.980 across
00:58:20.200 people
00:58:20.500 who
00:58:20.680 would
00:58:20.840 call
00:58:21.040 themselves
00:58:21.260 on
00:58:21.440 the
00:58:21.560 left
00:58:21.800 who
00:58:21.980 would
00:58:22.200 very
00:58:22.880 much
00:58:23.120 have
00:58:23.300 that
00:58:23.480 attitude
00:58:23.920 dismissive
00:58:25.260 towards
00:58:25.600 the media
00:58:25.880 I think
00:58:26.320 that that's
00:58:26.780 not
00:58:27.040 I don't
00:58:27.540 think
00:58:27.660 that's
00:58:27.920 Marxist
00:58:28.540 for a
00:58:28.840 start
00:58:29.100 the media
00:58:29.700 isn't
00:58:30.520 a group
00:58:31.360 of
00:58:31.540 it isn't
00:58:32.300 just
00:58:32.480 Rupert
00:58:32.940 Murdoch
00:58:33.420 and Dacre
00:58:34.020 sitting there
00:58:35.120 like sort
00:58:35.700 of dictators
00:58:36.360 of some
00:58:36.860 planet
00:58:37.380 that you
00:58:37.720 might get
00:58:38.040 in Star
00:58:38.500 Trek
00:58:38.780 that just
00:58:39.160 run
00:58:39.440 everything
00:58:39.760 the media
00:58:40.700 is made
00:58:41.240 up of
00:58:41.720 it's a
00:58:43.000 huge
00:58:43.520 industry
00:58:44.120 the media
00:58:44.960 is someone
00:58:45.520 who you
00:58:45.820 might meet
00:58:46.380 from I
00:58:46.720 don't
00:58:46.860 know
00:58:47.000 from the
00:58:47.360 bright and
00:58:47.860 bloody
00:58:48.160 Argus
00:58:48.740 go and
00:58:49.540 talk to
00:58:50.000 them
00:58:50.180 establish a
00:58:50.940 relationship
00:58:51.420 with them
00:58:51.900 learn from
00:58:52.940 them
00:58:53.120 talk to
00:58:53.640 them
00:58:53.820 what are
00:58:54.140 the issues
00:58:54.620 in the
00:58:55.000 area
00:58:55.360 and so
00:58:55.840 on
00:58:56.020 meet up
00:58:56.480 with people
00:58:56.980 from the
00:58:57.840 media
00:58:58.280 you know
00:58:58.760 we will
00:58:59.340 work in
00:58:59.780 the media
00:59:00.140 I work with
00:59:00.820 people all
00:59:01.280 the time
00:59:01.740 in radio
00:59:02.500 they're
00:59:02.860 mainstream
00:59:03.260 media
00:59:03.820 most of
00:59:04.580 them are
00:59:04.760 wonderful
00:59:05.280 brilliant
00:59:05.700 people
00:59:06.240 and they
00:59:06.560 talk to
00:59:07.220 you about
00:59:07.540 ideas
00:59:08.140 and you
00:59:08.340 think
00:59:08.460 oh I
00:59:08.740 hadn't
00:59:08.880 thought of
00:59:09.300 that
00:59:09.500 and listen
00:59:09.920 and learn
00:59:10.280 to them
00:59:10.540 don't just
00:59:11.120 go I'm
00:59:11.420 not going
00:59:11.740 to go
00:59:12.880 on I
00:59:14.000 don't know
00:59:14.420 radio
00:59:14.840 five
00:59:15.420 Sunday
00:59:15.800 morning
00:59:16.080 politics
00:59:16.580 show
00:59:16.980 because it's
00:59:17.500 the BBC
00:59:18.360 and why
00:59:19.160 should I
00:59:19.460 go on
00:59:19.760 that
00:59:19.880 that's
00:59:20.180 an awful
00:59:20.900 attitude
00:59:21.340 and so
00:59:21.980 you know
00:59:22.600 that I
00:59:22.900 think that
00:59:23.480 there was
00:59:23.820 certainly
00:59:24.400 there was
00:59:25.020 certainly
00:59:25.480 that
00:59:25.960 there was
00:59:27.820 certainly
00:59:28.120 that from
00:59:28.700 from the
00:59:29.240 Corbyn
00:59:29.600 project
00:59:29.940 and I
00:59:30.500 think that
00:59:30.900 that didn't
00:59:31.420 do any
00:59:32.320 good at
00:59:32.840 all
00:59:33.060 I think
00:59:33.380 it's much
00:59:33.820 better to
00:59:34.240 go on
00:59:34.640 and John
00:59:35.380 McDonnell
00:59:35.820 for example
00:59:36.360 did go on
00:59:37.000 things and
00:59:37.360 come over
00:59:37.680 very well
00:59:38.120 was very
00:59:38.400 popular I
00:59:38.900 think
00:59:39.140 anyway
00:59:39.840 I don't
00:59:40.220 know
00:59:40.460 well Mark
00:59:41.040 that's
00:59:41.760 enough
00:59:42.160 that what
00:59:42.680 I've just
00:59:43.000 said is
00:59:43.340 enough
00:59:43.580 I mean
00:59:47.500 anyone who's
00:59:48.180 watching this
00:59:48.700 is used to
00:59:49.220 Corbyn
00:59:49.520 getting slagged
00:59:50.100 off I
00:59:50.380 promise you
00:59:50.920 but I'm
00:59:52.480 curious what
00:59:53.320 you think
00:59:53.800 from your
00:59:54.500 position
00:59:54.900 what I
00:59:55.400 hear out
00:59:56.140 of you
00:59:56.400 is you're
00:59:56.840 an old
00:59:57.120 school
00:59:57.320 lefty
00:59:57.800 right
00:59:58.280 you care
00:59:59.000 about
00:59:59.360 equality
01:00:00.200 you care
01:00:00.820 about
01:00:01.300 wages
01:00:02.020 you care
01:00:02.640 about
01:00:03.200 ownership
01:00:03.980 of
01:00:04.480 infrastructure
01:00:05.560 not being
01:00:06.340 in the
01:00:06.600 hands
01:00:06.880 of
01:00:07.580 people
01:00:08.800 who are
01:00:09.040 not
01:00:09.160 running
01:00:09.460 well
01:00:09.740 etc
01:00:10.080 the
01:00:12.120 question
01:00:12.500 obviously
01:00:13.160 there is
01:00:13.760 there's
01:00:14.420 almost
01:00:14.680 certainly
01:00:15.040 going to
01:00:15.300 be an
01:00:15.540 incoming
01:00:15.860 Labour
01:00:16.340 government
01:00:16.720 under
01:00:17.100 Keir
01:00:17.300 Starmer
01:00:17.700 by the
01:00:18.220 looks
01:00:18.400 of
01:00:18.540 the
01:00:18.700 politics
01:00:19.120 today
01:00:19.740 as it
01:00:20.060 is
01:00:20.280 are you
01:00:21.100 excited
01:00:21.640 from your
01:00:22.520 perspective
01:00:23.060 where you
01:00:24.020 sit on
01:00:24.420 the left
01:00:24.740 about that
01:00:25.500 prospect
01:00:25.880 no
01:00:27.440 this is
01:00:28.940 what I
01:00:29.160 meant
01:00:29.300 earlier
01:00:29.560 when I
01:00:29.840 said
01:00:30.000 there's
01:00:30.280 no one
01:00:30.560 you can
01:00:30.820 vote
01:00:31.000 for
01:00:31.160 that's
01:00:31.340 really
01:00:31.520 going
01:00:31.680 to
01:00:31.780 change
01:00:32.020 anything
01:00:32.280 but
01:00:32.500 please
01:00:32.800 tell me
01:00:33.100 more
01:00:33.380 well
01:00:35.400 this
01:00:35.600 I'll
01:00:36.080 repeat
01:00:36.340 a
01:00:36.560 discussion
01:00:37.000 I had
01:00:37.440 with
01:00:37.640 Matt
01:00:37.920 Ford
01:00:38.240 the
01:00:38.420 other
01:00:38.560 day
01:00:38.840 and
01:00:38.980 bearing
01:00:39.180 in
01:00:39.320 mind
01:00:39.440 Matt
01:00:39.680 Ford
01:00:39.920 is
01:00:40.080 very
01:00:40.320 much
01:00:40.760 someone
01:00:41.200 his
01:00:41.480 hero
01:00:42.040 is
01:00:42.280 Tony
01:00:42.560 Blair
01:00:42.840 I don't
01:00:43.080 think
01:00:43.180 that's
01:00:43.400 being
01:00:43.900 unkind
01:00:45.300 to him
01:00:45.700 to say
01:00:46.340 that
01:00:46.660 and
01:00:47.660 a
01:00:47.800 lovely
01:00:48.820 fellow
01:00:49.820 I really
01:00:50.100 like him
01:00:50.560 and
01:00:51.480 I like
01:00:52.620 most people
01:00:53.300 really
01:00:53.780 you're a nice guy
01:00:55.840 right
01:00:57.400 so
01:00:57.840 the
01:00:59.860 discussion
01:01:00.300 we were
01:01:00.520 having
01:01:00.700 I said
01:01:01.120 Matt
01:01:01.620 here's
01:01:01.940 something
01:01:02.180 that I
01:01:02.520 think
01:01:02.720 is
01:01:02.880 very
01:01:03.120 different
01:01:03.580 between
01:01:04.820 the
01:01:05.040 situation
01:01:05.520 we're
01:01:05.780 in
01:01:06.000 now
01:01:06.560 and
01:01:06.960 the
01:01:07.180 equivalent
01:01:07.640 situation
01:01:08.420 you might
01:01:09.380 say
01:01:09.760 in the
01:01:11.240 summer
01:01:11.460 of
01:01:11.640 1996
01:01:12.340 you know
01:01:13.120 a year
01:01:13.480 before
01:01:13.800 an
01:01:13.960 election
01:01:14.280 maybe
01:01:14.620 a little
01:01:14.860 bit
01:01:15.000 more
01:01:15.200 than
01:01:15.340 a year
01:01:15.640 before
01:01:15.820 an
01:01:15.940 election
01:01:16.240 now
01:01:16.660 Blair
01:01:17.900 people
01:01:18.260 remember
01:01:18.580 obviously
01:01:18.840 Iraq
01:01:19.340 and
01:01:20.140 he's
01:01:20.600 also
01:01:20.820 in
01:01:21.020 New
01:01:21.320 Labour
01:01:21.680 and
01:01:22.020 all
01:01:22.360 the
01:01:22.680 tearing
01:01:23.700 up
01:01:23.940 the
01:01:24.080 left
01:01:24.280 and
01:01:24.440 so
01:01:24.640 on
01:01:24.820 but
01:01:25.360 Blair
01:01:26.860 by
01:01:29.520 this
01:01:30.020 time
01:01:30.380 was
01:01:30.620 very
01:01:30.840 much
01:01:31.060 associated
01:01:31.700 with
01:01:32.160 bringing
01:01:32.820 in
01:01:33.020 the
01:01:33.140 minimum
01:01:33.380 wage
01:01:33.980 which
01:01:34.460 now
01:01:34.740 everybody
01:01:35.180 accepts
01:01:35.680 that
01:01:35.900 but
01:01:36.080 that
01:01:36.520 the
01:01:37.000 conservatives
01:01:37.520 were
01:01:37.860 going
01:01:38.080 this
01:01:38.420 will
01:01:38.540 cost
01:01:38.760 a
01:01:38.900 million
01:01:39.100 jobs
01:01:39.520 and
01:01:39.680 so
01:01:39.880 on
01:01:40.080 they
01:01:40.600 were
01:01:40.720 going
01:01:41.000 to
01:01:41.400 bring
01:01:41.880 in
01:01:42.020 a
01:01:42.140 windfall
01:01:42.580 tax
01:01:42.940 on
01:01:43.040 the
01:01:43.140 mobile
01:01:43.400 phone
01:01:43.740 companies
01:01:44.220 of
01:01:44.460 billions
01:01:44.860 of
01:01:45.060 pounds
01:01:45.320 and
01:01:45.480 use
01:01:45.720 that
01:01:45.920 for
01:01:46.100 sure
01:01:46.340 start
01:01:46.780 and
01:01:46.980 various
01:01:47.360 projects
01:01:47.820 NHS
01:01:48.220 and so
01:01:48.560 on
01:01:48.640 which
01:01:48.740 did
01:01:48.940 happen
01:01:49.260 there
01:01:50.660 was
01:01:50.880 devolution
01:01:51.460 for
01:01:51.720 Scotland
01:01:52.100 the
01:01:52.320 good
01:01:52.500 Friday
01:01:52.900 agreement
01:01:53.480 was
01:01:53.920 Blair
01:01:55.260 was
01:01:55.520 quite
01:01:56.180 central
01:01:56.660 to
01:01:56.880 wasn't
01:01:57.080 he
01:01:57.160 I
01:01:57.220 know
01:01:57.340 John
01:01:57.540 Major
01:01:57.780 was
01:01:57.940 as
01:01:58.080 well
01:01:58.360 there
01:01:59.760 the 0.97
01:02:00.080 gay 0.99
01:02:00.420 civil
01:02:00.740 marriage
01:02:01.300 and
01:02:02.860 abolishing
01:02:03.660 fox
01:02:04.420 hunting
01:02:04.820 right
01:02:05.360 which
01:02:05.620 is
01:02:05.780 easy
01:02:06.000 to
01:02:06.200 dismiss
01:02:06.500 but
01:02:06.820 at
01:02:06.960 the
01:02:07.100 time
01:02:07.480 a
01:02:07.680 combination
01:02:08.080 of
01:02:08.420 all
01:02:08.580 those
01:02:08.880 things
01:02:09.320 plus
01:02:09.960 the
01:02:10.160 fact
01:02:10.440 it
01:02:10.580 was
01:02:10.760 sort
01:02:11.000 of
01:02:11.180 there
01:02:11.540 was
01:02:11.680 so
01:02:11.900 many
01:02:12.120 there
01:02:12.700 were
01:02:12.860 openly
01:02:13.440 gay 0.99
01:02:13.860 people 0.66
01:02:14.340 and
01:02:14.560 lots
01:02:16.060 of
01:02:16.260 women 1.00
01:02:16.540 and so
01:02:16.900 on
01:02:16.980 it
01:02:17.040 just
01:02:17.300 looked
01:02:17.860 the
01:02:18.400 whole
01:02:18.780 sense
01:02:19.240 of
01:02:19.400 it
01:02:19.540 felt
01:02:20.000 like
01:02:20.680 there
01:02:21.680 was
01:02:21.840 a
01:02:22.020 radicalism
01:02:23.100 to
01:02:23.460 it
01:02:23.640 felt
01:02:23.980 like
01:02:24.140 there
01:02:24.360 was
01:02:24.500 a
01:02:24.660 radicalism
01:02:25.400 to
01:02:26.120 I
01:02:27.000 was
01:02:27.200 never
01:02:27.400 a
01:02:27.580 fan
01:02:27.740 of
01:02:27.880 Tony
01:02:28.100 Blair
01:02:28.300 even
01:02:28.580 in
01:02:28.740 those
01:02:28.980 days
01:02:29.220 but
01:02:29.680 it
01:02:30.400 felt
01:02:30.920 like
01:02:31.180 there
01:02:31.300 was
01:02:31.400 a
01:02:31.540 sense
01:02:31.760 of
01:02:31.880 excitement
01:02:32.420 it
01:02:32.720 felt
01:02:33.020 like
01:02:33.260 something
01:02:33.660 was
01:02:33.900 going
01:02:34.080 to
01:02:34.280 change
01:02:34.740 if
01:02:35.220 you
01:02:35.380 ask
01:02:35.660 someone
01:02:36.200 what
01:02:37.200 will
01:02:37.520 change
01:02:38.120 if
01:02:39.080 Tony
01:02:39.360 Blair
01:02:39.540 becomes
01:02:39.920 Prime
01:02:40.200 Minister
01:02:40.520 most
01:02:41.320 people
01:02:41.740 could
01:02:42.040 reel
01:02:42.320 three
01:02:42.740 or
01:02:42.900 four
01:02:43.120 of
01:02:43.300 those
01:02:43.580 things
01:02:43.880 now
01:02:47.400 is
01:02:47.760 that
01:02:48.020 true
01:02:48.440 with
01:02:49.080 Starmer
01:02:49.640 I've
01:02:50.320 got
01:02:50.460 a
01:02:50.740 line
01:02:51.380 I've
01:02:51.500 been
01:02:51.620 saying
01:02:51.840 about
01:02:52.060 Starler's
01:02:52.600 great
01:02:53.140 genius
01:02:53.640 is
01:02:54.380 he
01:02:54.520 says
01:02:54.820 nothing
01:02:55.200 and
01:02:55.580 then
01:02:55.700 a
01:02:55.820 week
01:02:55.960 later
01:02:56.200 goes
01:02:56.460 back
01:02:56.760 on
01:02:56.920 it
01:02:57.320 about
01:02:59.560 a
01:03:02.000 year
01:03:02.300 ago
01:03:02.700 I
01:03:03.000 started
01:03:03.440 to be
01:03:03.660 excited
01:03:04.040 when
01:03:04.240 he
01:03:04.380 was
01:03:04.560 made
01:03:04.820 it
01:03:05.000 we're
01:03:05.400 definitely
01:03:05.760 going
01:03:05.980 to
01:03:06.240 bring
01:03:06.900 the
01:03:07.180 railways
01:03:07.720 back
01:03:07.940 into
01:03:08.180 public
01:03:08.680 ownership
01:03:09.120 now
01:03:10.820 I
01:03:11.000 don't
01:03:11.120 think
01:03:11.240 he
01:03:11.380 doesn't
01:03:11.920 mention
01:03:12.360 that
01:03:12.640 the
01:03:12.840 water
01:03:13.180 he's
01:03:13.360 not
01:03:13.500 I
01:03:14.020 don't
01:03:14.240 know
01:03:14.380 what
01:03:14.600 he's
01:03:14.780 going
01:03:14.920 to
01:03:15.020 do
01:03:15.320 do
01:03:15.900 you
01:03:16.080 know
01:03:16.280 I
01:03:16.460 don't
01:03:16.740 know
01:03:17.100 I
01:03:17.580 follow
01:03:18.240 these
01:03:18.480 things
01:03:18.680 more
01:03:18.860 than
01:03:18.980 most
01:03:19.180 people
01:03:19.380 I
01:03:19.560 don't
01:03:19.700 know
01:03:19.820 what
01:03:20.000 he's
01:03:20.160 planning
01:03:20.400 to do
01:03:20.740 it's
01:03:21.000 just
01:03:21.260 Britain
01:03:22.500 can't
01:03:22.920 do
01:03:23.100 better
01:03:23.580 can't
01:03:24.520 do
01:03:24.660 it
01:03:24.960 Mark
01:03:26.180 do you
01:03:26.440 think
01:03:26.560 the
01:03:26.700 problem
01:03:26.980 is
01:03:27.360 is
01:03:27.640 that
01:03:27.820 the
01:03:28.100 conservatives
01:03:28.940 have been
01:03:29.440 so
01:03:29.840 appallingly 0.97
01:03:30.920 useless 0.99
01:03:31.560 that he 0.99
01:03:32.720 doesn't
01:03:33.060 really need
01:03:33.600 to offer
01:03:33.960 an
01:03:34.100 opposition
01:03:34.520 all he
01:03:35.040 needs
01:03:35.240 to do
01:03:35.600 is
01:03:35.840 basically
01:03:36.240 stand
01:03:36.660 back
01:03:37.020 watch
01:03:37.780 conservatives
01:03:38.560 implode
01:03:39.300 and he
01:03:39.740 knows
01:03:39.960 he's
01:03:40.160 going
01:03:40.280 to
01:03:40.360 win
01:03:40.500 anyway
01:03:40.800 so
01:03:41.040 why
01:03:41.360 would
01:03:41.580 he
01:03:41.800 make
01:03:42.920 policy
01:03:43.540 pronouncements
01:03:44.500 when
01:03:45.140 he
01:03:45.520 doesn't
01:03:45.760 have
01:03:45.980 to
01:03:46.080 I
01:03:46.200 suppose
01:03:46.500 that's
01:03:46.760 his
01:03:46.900 thinking
01:03:47.240 isn't
01:03:47.560 it
01:03:47.780 I
01:03:48.600 suppose
01:03:48.920 that's
01:03:49.160 his
01:03:49.280 thinking
01:03:49.500 but
01:03:49.840 I
01:03:51.220 don't
01:03:52.220 know
01:03:52.540 what do
01:03:54.080 I know
01:03:54.460 I stood
01:03:55.300 for election
01:03:55.760 once I was 0.99
01:03:56.320 fucking 1.00
01:03:56.640 useless 1.00
01:03:57.100 and 1.00
01:03:58.960 so
01:04:00.140 I can't
01:04:01.920 I know
01:04:02.940 what you
01:04:03.220 mean
01:04:03.420 but do
01:04:04.040 you
01:04:04.200 not
01:04:04.480 because
01:04:05.420 you should
01:04:06.060 be excited
01:04:06.760 as a
01:04:07.120 lefty
01:04:07.440 that Labour
01:04:07.880 are going
01:04:08.120 to get
01:04:08.520 back in
01:04:09.020 surely
01:04:09.340 we've
01:04:09.560 had a
01:04:09.740 conservative
01:04:10.160 government
01:04:10.660 for
01:04:10.980 13
01:04:12.200 14
01:04:12.740 years
01:04:13.160 this
01:04:13.440 should
01:04:13.640 be
01:04:13.780 a
01:04:13.960 galvanising
01:04:14.620 moment
01:04:15.100 I don't
01:04:15.480 feel
01:04:15.820 excited
01:04:16.240 I felt
01:04:16.580 more
01:04:16.820 excited
01:04:17.200 I mean
01:04:17.420 when
01:04:18.260 Blair
01:04:18.640 the night
01:04:19.020 Blair
01:04:19.260 got in
01:04:19.700 I had
01:04:20.220 a
01:04:20.440 wonderful
01:04:21.340 time
01:04:21.720 and I
01:04:21.940 wasn't
01:04:22.160 a fan
01:04:22.480 of
01:04:22.740 Blair's
01:04:23.340 at all
01:04:23.940 I was
01:04:24.120 at the
01:04:24.340 Croydon
01:04:24.660 Labour
01:04:24.960 Club
01:04:25.300 fantastic
01:04:26.460 night
01:04:26.940 it was
01:04:27.160 just
01:04:27.380 brilliant
01:04:27.740 all these
01:04:28.220 people
01:04:28.660 who had
01:04:28.960 seen
01:04:29.100 and there
01:04:29.380 and I'd
01:04:30.420 been in
01:04:30.640 the same
01:04:31.160 room
01:04:31.500 in 1992
01:04:32.140 and everyone
01:04:32.940 was awful
01:04:34.460 and people
01:04:34.880 started
01:04:35.140 scrapping
01:04:36.080 and arguing
01:04:36.560 with each
01:04:36.940 other
01:04:37.160 and stuff
01:04:37.500 it doesn't
01:04:38.040 sound like
01:04:38.260 the left
01:04:38.600 mark
01:04:38.820 no
01:04:39.280 no
01:04:39.580 no
01:04:39.780 exactly
01:04:41.380 exactly
01:04:42.940 I was
01:04:45.180 trying to
01:04:45.420 think of
01:04:45.680 a joke
01:04:46.060 I had
01:04:46.460 I used
01:04:46.740 to do
01:04:46.960 left wing
01:04:47.740 benefits
01:04:48.280 was about
01:04:48.760 when the
01:04:49.920 police
01:04:50.300 would go
01:04:50.640 there was
01:04:50.900 an organised
01:04:51.820 left
01:04:53.620 on the
01:04:53.960 demonstration
01:04:54.620 that's how
01:04:55.320 you know
01:04:55.700 they were
01:04:56.000 lying
01:04:56.320 the left
01:04:57.220 is never
01:04:57.820 organised
01:04:58.480 how did
01:04:59.180 it go
01:04:59.540 if the
01:05:00.940 police
01:05:01.320 had the
01:05:01.740 same
01:05:01.960 level of
01:05:02.300 organisation
01:05:02.800 on
01:05:03.940 demonstrations
01:05:04.580 as the
01:05:05.320 left
01:05:05.700 they'd
01:05:06.880 just be
01:05:07.220 going 1.00
01:05:07.520 oh shit 0.99
01:05:08.500 we've 0.99
01:05:08.740 locked
01:05:08.880 the
01:05:09.040 truncheons
01:05:09.480 in the
01:05:09.760 pan
01:05:09.960 that's
01:05:11.540 basically
01:05:11.920 where they've
01:05:12.340 got to
01:05:12.740 by the
01:05:13.460 looks of
01:05:13.800 things
01:05:14.080 at this
01:05:14.740 point
01:05:15.040 Mark
01:05:16.060 we're
01:05:16.860 running
01:05:17.100 out of
01:05:17.420 time
01:05:17.640 oh no
01:05:18.340 I'm
01:05:18.760 just
01:05:19.300 getting
01:05:19.500 going
01:05:19.840 it's
01:05:21.220 been a
01:05:21.620 real
01:05:21.880 pleasure
01:05:22.140 talking
01:05:22.460 to you
01:05:22.740 before
01:05:22.920 we
01:05:23.100 go
01:05:23.220 to
01:05:23.440 our
01:05:23.940 last
01:05:24.160 question
01:05:24.500 I
01:05:25.020 wanted
01:05:25.300 to
01:05:25.560 ask
01:05:25.840 you
01:05:26.020 you've
01:05:26.460 had
01:05:26.580 a
01:05:26.780 long
01:05:27.140 stand-up
01:05:27.940 career
01:05:28.240 and
01:05:29.040 it's
01:05:29.420 always
01:05:30.120 an
01:05:30.340 evolution
01:05:30.760 right
01:05:31.320 creatively
01:05:31.900 it's
01:05:32.180 an
01:05:32.280 evolution
01:05:32.680 in
01:05:33.000 terms
01:05:33.220 of
01:05:33.360 your
01:05:33.480 views
01:05:33.840 it's
01:05:34.080 an
01:05:34.180 evolution
01:05:34.580 you
01:05:35.260 were
01:05:35.440 telling
01:05:35.660 me
01:05:35.860 on the
01:05:36.360 way
01:05:36.500 here
01:05:36.680 how much
01:05:37.040 you're
01:05:37.260 enjoying
01:05:37.860 performing
01:05:38.520 in a
01:05:39.520 way
01:05:39.660 that you
01:05:39.980 might have
01:05:40.380 been more
01:05:40.800 apprehensive
01:05:41.320 in the
01:05:41.620 past
01:05:41.980 or worrying
01:05:42.500 about
01:05:42.980 this gig
01:05:44.460 didn't quite
01:05:44.960 go as well
01:05:45.420 as that
01:05:45.740 gig
01:05:46.000 like
01:05:46.500 what have
01:05:46.920 you learned
01:05:47.420 learned over
01:05:47.720 a whole
01:05:48.000 career
01:05:48.340 as a
01:05:48.660 creator
01:05:49.120 as a
01:05:49.480 performer
01:05:49.960 something
01:05:51.500 for people
01:05:52.040 watching this
01:05:52.620 who are
01:05:52.800 maybe up
01:05:53.180 and coming
01:05:53.600 I think
01:05:54.600 you've
01:05:54.840 got to
01:05:55.340 it sounds
01:05:57.500 like such
01:05:57.860 a trite
01:05:58.560 thing
01:05:58.800 but I
01:05:59.080 think
01:05:59.260 you've
01:05:59.480 got to
01:05:59.980 sort
01:06:00.460 of
01:06:00.640 find a
01:06:01.020 way
01:06:01.180 of
01:06:01.360 really
01:06:01.800 enjoying
01:06:02.380 it
01:06:02.700 and the
01:06:03.440 audience
01:06:03.860 will
01:06:04.360 know
01:06:06.000 that
01:06:06.480 and all
01:06:07.560 the little
01:06:07.900 details
01:06:08.140 something
01:06:08.640 I'm only
01:06:09.000 really
01:06:09.360 just
01:06:09.600 learning
01:06:09.840 all the
01:06:10.340 little
01:06:10.600 details
01:06:11.500 and stuff
01:06:12.260 that you
01:06:12.520 do
01:06:12.740 if you're
01:06:13.040 an
01:06:13.160 actor
01:06:13.600 you know
01:06:14.360 and you're
01:06:15.000 in the
01:06:15.480 six weeks
01:06:16.040 before a
01:06:16.580 play starts
01:06:17.260 a director
01:06:17.900 will say
01:06:18.460 try it
01:06:19.240 like this
01:06:19.740 move over
01:06:20.380 there
01:06:20.720 be physical
01:06:21.840 in a
01:06:22.160 different
01:06:22.400 way
01:06:22.800 and as
01:06:23.420 comics
01:06:23.780 we sort
01:06:24.300 of don't
01:06:24.740 really
01:06:25.100 we don't
01:06:26.120 really apply
01:06:26.680 that same
01:06:27.160 discipline
01:06:27.580 and it's
01:06:28.140 and I've
01:06:28.720 been trying
01:06:29.040 to do
01:06:29.300 that
01:06:29.580 lately
01:06:29.940 and I've
01:06:30.280 been trying
01:06:30.560 to go
01:06:30.780 through every
01:06:31.120 little bit
01:06:31.640 and think
01:06:32.040 if I'm
01:06:32.700 doing an
01:06:33.040 impression
01:06:33.580 just spend
01:06:34.700 an hour
01:06:35.060 getting it
01:06:35.620 right
01:06:36.100 and it
01:06:36.420 goes
01:06:36.700 better
01:06:37.060 it's
01:06:37.300 better
01:06:37.580 it's
01:06:37.720 more fun
01:06:38.300 you know
01:06:38.600 move in
01:06:39.500 a certain
01:06:39.920 way
01:06:40.260 do something
01:06:40.860 just enjoy
01:06:42.140 doing things
01:06:42.960 a little
01:06:43.280 bit better
01:06:44.480 really
01:06:44.900 and don't
01:06:48.320 forget
01:06:49.460 to while
01:06:50.100 you're on
01:06:50.460 stage
01:06:50.960 to have
01:06:51.340 a moment
01:06:51.760 where you
01:06:52.180 think
01:06:52.500 I'm enjoying
01:06:53.780 this
01:06:54.200 this is
01:06:54.500 special
01:06:54.780 I'm lucky
01:06:55.800 you know
01:06:56.100 I'm in
01:06:56.300 these beautiful
01:06:56.920 theatres
01:06:57.600 and stuff
01:06:58.140 not always
01:06:59.880 sometimes in
01:07:01.380 Croydon
01:07:02.240 for example
01:07:02.740 the Fairfield
01:07:03.440 always very
01:07:04.080 much Soviet 0.84
01:07:05.440 Union
01:07:05.820 1952
01:07:06.740 but it's
01:07:08.060 no I've
01:07:10.460 really
01:07:10.800 what changed
01:07:11.760 for you
01:07:12.100 how did
01:07:12.560 you go
01:07:12.940 from
01:07:13.420 the state
01:07:14.380 that most
01:07:14.900 stand-up
01:07:15.660 siren
01:07:15.980 which is
01:07:16.620 oh
01:07:17.180 didn't quite
01:07:17.900 get a big
01:07:18.440 enough laugh
01:07:18.960 there
01:07:19.160 this didn't
01:07:19.640 happen
01:07:19.900 that
01:07:20.120 to the
01:07:20.820 point
01:07:21.000 you're
01:07:21.240 talking
01:07:21.420 I'm still
01:07:21.640 a neurotic 0.82
01:07:22.460 mess
01:07:23.140 I'm still
01:07:24.040 the same
01:07:24.680 fruit bat
01:07:25.780 so how did
01:07:26.440 you become
01:07:26.820 slightly less
01:07:27.620 fruit bat
01:07:28.040 is where I'm
01:07:28.460 getting at
01:07:28.800 no I don't
01:07:29.140 think I am
01:07:29.540 less fruit bat
01:07:30.160 I think I've
01:07:30.640 just accepted
01:07:31.380 that I'm
01:07:31.900 less fruit bat
01:07:32.460 I think
01:07:32.820 I think a
01:07:33.560 big thing
01:07:34.120 for me
01:07:34.720 was
01:07:35.320 obviously
01:07:36.540 if people
01:07:38.120 know me
01:07:38.480 they know me
01:07:38.880 mostly through
01:07:39.520 a radio
01:07:39.900 series called
01:07:40.720 Mark Steeles
01:07:41.200 in town
01:07:41.660 where I go
01:07:42.020 around the
01:07:42.880 towns of
01:07:44.100 Britain
01:07:44.420 me and the
01:07:45.500 producer pick
01:07:46.160 six a year
01:07:46.940 and we go
01:07:47.800 and have to
01:07:48.200 write a whole
01:07:49.000 show about
01:07:49.840 the town
01:07:50.400 and do it
01:07:50.940 in front of
01:07:51.380 people in
01:07:51.720 the town
01:07:52.140 and be as
01:07:53.860 rude as
01:07:54.540 possible
01:07:54.880 and get
01:07:55.440 away with
01:07:55.900 it
01:07:56.060 it's why
01:07:57.000 the people
01:07:57.980 who get
01:07:58.460 obsessed
01:07:59.100 with how
01:08:00.120 dare you
01:08:00.780 say that
01:08:01.640 those sorts
01:08:03.140 of people
01:08:03.580 that's the
01:08:04.080 mistake
01:08:04.600 they make
01:08:05.300 left and
01:08:06.060 right do
01:08:06.600 this
01:08:06.980 they both
01:08:07.580 do it
01:08:07.960 they'll go
01:08:08.700 the right
01:08:10.580 might go
01:08:11.000 Frankie Boyle
01:08:11.920 said this
01:08:12.720 how dare they
01:08:13.720 and the
01:08:14.720 left might
01:08:15.700 go
01:08:16.080 someone else
01:08:18.360 someone that
01:08:18.980 we don't like
01:08:19.820 said this
01:08:20.420 how dare they
01:08:21.120 and what
01:08:22.280 if you just
01:08:23.540 transcribe the
01:08:24.340 words on a
01:08:24.880 page you
01:08:25.340 don't see
01:08:25.880 the twinkle
01:08:26.860 in the eye
01:08:27.480 and that's
01:08:28.520 everything
01:08:29.120 and so
01:08:30.900 in the
01:08:31.360 Mark Steeles
01:08:31.820 in town
01:08:32.260 series
01:08:32.680 I have to
01:08:34.000 like the
01:08:35.020 place
01:08:35.360 I have to
01:08:36.160 and I do
01:08:36.960 I go to
01:08:37.660 these places
01:08:38.160 every single
01:08:39.220 one
01:08:39.380 I've done
01:08:39.660 60 of
01:08:40.300 these
01:08:40.440 programs
01:08:40.860 now
01:08:41.160 every single
01:08:42.240 one of
01:08:42.660 them
01:08:43.060 I get
01:08:43.800 there
01:08:44.180 and within
01:08:44.980 a couple
01:08:45.400 of days
01:08:45.820 I've met
01:08:46.140 a load
01:08:46.660 of people
01:08:47.080 who are
01:08:47.360 just
01:08:47.520 brilliant
01:08:48.340 and they're
01:08:48.800 passionate
01:08:49.220 and they
01:08:49.560 love the
01:08:50.020 place
01:08:50.400 and they
01:08:51.040 love the
01:08:51.700 fact that
01:08:52.040 there's a
01:08:52.320 barman
01:08:53.460 who everybody
01:08:54.460 knows in
01:08:55.120 that pub
01:08:55.820 who's just
01:08:56.580 horrible
01:08:57.200 and it's
01:08:57.820 funny
01:08:58.340 or there
01:08:58.900 was a
01:08:59.140 bloke in
01:08:59.580 Shrewsbury
01:09:00.140 there was a
01:09:00.940 bloke who
01:09:02.420 ran the
01:09:02.820 park
01:09:03.280 and he was
01:09:03.900 horrible to
01:09:04.760 everybody
01:09:05.300 and I
01:09:06.080 spent half
01:09:07.300 an hour
01:09:07.580 with him
01:09:07.880 and watched
01:09:08.180 him just
01:09:08.500 shout at
01:09:08.980 everybody
01:09:09.320 and did a
01:09:09.680 little impression
01:09:10.240 of him
01:09:10.500 in the
01:09:10.760 show
01:09:11.040 and you
01:09:11.560 just do
01:09:12.020 enough
01:09:12.480 you learn
01:09:13.400 enough
01:09:13.700 about the
01:09:14.160 place
01:09:14.580 that you
01:09:15.220 can be 0.52
01:09:15.800 horrible
01:09:16.680 about it
01:09:17.400 in a way
01:09:18.060 that shows
01:09:18.560 you love
01:09:19.020 it
01:09:19.280 in a way
01:09:20.260 that you
01:09:20.520 will with
01:09:20.840 a mate
01:09:21.240 you know
01:09:21.560 like if
01:09:21.900 you've got
01:09:22.200 a really
01:09:22.680 good mate
01:09:23.300 you can
01:09:23.940 go what's 0.99
01:09:24.240 the fucking 0.99
01:09:24.920 matter with 1.00
01:09:25.360 you 1.00
01:09:25.580 you fucking 1.00
01:09:26.420 useless 1.00
01:09:26.860 swat 0.96
01:09:27.260 if you were
01:09:27.820 just to
01:09:28.100 write that
01:09:28.460 on a
01:09:28.740 page
01:09:29.140 how dare
01:09:30.120 you
01:09:30.400 but it's
01:09:31.080 said with
01:09:31.520 such
01:09:31.940 love
01:09:33.220 you know
01:09:35.300 saying it
01:09:35.800 to someone
01:09:36.260 at random
01:09:36.860 and I
01:09:37.840 think
01:09:38.260 that
01:09:38.940 doing that
01:09:40.320 the last
01:09:40.720 12-13
01:09:41.520 years
01:09:41.880 I've done
01:09:42.220 that show
01:09:43.120 first of all
01:09:43.940 one very
01:09:44.500 quick example
01:09:45.380 two very
01:09:45.880 quick examples
01:09:46.440 last year
01:09:47.540 I did
01:09:47.920 Newport
01:09:48.580 and
01:09:49.540 as I was
01:09:50.580 about to
01:09:50.920 do it
01:09:51.100 I thought
01:09:51.260 I can't
01:09:51.640 do this
01:09:51.880 this was
01:09:52.180 Newport
01:09:52.540 a very
01:09:53.060 industrial
01:09:53.460 town
01:09:53.980 and one
01:09:54.620 of the
01:09:54.740 opening
01:09:55.240 lines
01:09:55.660 was this
01:09:56.000 is a
01:09:56.280 town
01:09:56.540 built
01:09:56.860 on the
01:09:57.280 mines
01:09:57.820 and the
01:09:58.740 docks
01:09:59.560 and grime
01:10:00.900 and squalor
01:10:02.220 and now
01:10:03.620 I don't know
01:10:04.100 how you've
01:10:04.580 done this
01:10:05.040 the mines
01:10:05.720 and docks
01:10:06.280 have gone
01:10:06.720 but the
01:10:07.300 grime
01:10:07.640 and squalor
01:10:08.240 I don't know
01:10:09.560 how you've
01:10:09.900 managed that
01:10:10.520 and I was
01:10:11.120 always doing
01:10:11.460 I thought
01:10:11.720 I can't
01:10:12.380 say this
01:10:12.660 and they 0.94
01:10:13.000 go nuts 0.55
01:10:13.720 and cheer
01:10:14.240 or in
01:10:15.440 Gibraltar
01:10:16.160 when we
01:10:16.640 were doing
01:10:17.160 it in
01:10:17.380 Gibraltar
01:10:17.940 I said
01:10:18.300 to the
01:10:18.460 people
01:10:18.580 there's
01:10:18.700 only one
01:10:19.140 possible
01:10:19.640 opening
01:10:19.980 line
01:10:20.360 I'm so
01:10:21.380 pleased
01:10:21.760 at last
01:10:22.160 to be
01:10:22.340 able to
01:10:22.480 do
01:10:22.600 this
01:10:22.820 show
01:10:23.040 in
01:10:23.200 Spain
01:10:23.620 that's
01:10:24.180 the
01:10:24.280 only
01:10:24.520 possible
01:10:25.040 line
01:10:25.380 we
01:10:25.540 can
01:10:25.700 start
01:10:26.020 with
01:10:26.280 and
01:10:26.760 people
01:10:27.060 going
01:10:27.340 you
01:10:27.700 can't
01:10:28.120 start
01:10:28.400 with
01:10:28.560 that
01:10:28.760 but
01:10:29.060 you
01:10:29.200 can
01:10:29.620 because
01:10:30.320 they
01:10:31.320 know
01:10:31.660 I'm
01:10:31.980 doing
01:10:32.200 it
01:10:32.360 on
01:10:32.520 purpose
01:10:33.120 they
01:10:33.720 know
01:10:34.140 it's
01:10:34.400 deliberate
01:10:34.780 you
01:10:35.280 could
01:10:35.560 do
01:10:35.820 it
01:10:36.080 if
01:10:36.460 you
01:10:36.580 went
01:10:36.760 yeah
01:10:37.380 I'm
01:10:37.780 in
01:10:37.880 Spain
01:10:38.360 they go 1.00
01:10:38.860 fuck 1.00
01:10:39.200 off 1.00
01:10:39.440 or if
01:10:40.260 you
01:10:40.340 did
01:10:40.480 it
01:10:40.580 out
01:10:40.740 of
01:10:40.860 ignorance
01:10:41.300 but
01:10:41.660 if
01:10:41.820 you
01:10:41.920 do
01:10:42.060 it
01:10:42.160 like
01:10:42.460 you
01:10:43.860 can't
01:10:45.000 fake
01:10:45.480 that
01:10:45.780 and I
01:10:46.400 spent
01:10:46.860 a week
01:10:47.320 there
01:10:47.660 and I
01:10:48.060 loved
01:10:48.420 the
01:10:48.560 people
01:10:48.780 there
01:10:48.960 it
01:10:49.120 was
01:10:49.260 just
01:10:49.420 a
01:10:49.600 brilliant
01:10:49.900 I
01:10:50.080 think
01:10:50.200 all
01:10:50.420 the
01:10:50.600 sort
01:10:52.040 of
01:10:52.260 characterisation
01:10:53.400 of
01:10:53.600 Gibraltar
01:10:54.080 being
01:10:54.400 this
01:10:59.060 they
01:11:08.200 think
01:11:08.480 I've
01:11:08.720 learned
01:11:08.980 from
01:11:09.180 that
01:11:09.520 you
01:11:10.140 really
01:11:11.240 got to
01:11:11.620 like
01:11:12.120 people
01:11:12.720 you
01:11:13.280 really
01:11:13.600 got to
01:11:13.900 want
01:11:14.040 to
01:11:14.160 see
01:11:14.400 people
01:11:14.760 at
01:11:14.920 their
01:11:15.100 best
01:11:15.680 and
01:11:16.260 I
01:11:16.400 think
01:11:16.600 if
01:11:16.740 you're
01:11:16.880 trying
01:11:17.020 to
01:11:17.140 change
01:11:17.440 the
01:11:17.580 world
01:11:17.720 and
01:11:17.840 make
01:11:18.020 it
01:11:18.140 more
01:11:18.460 equal
01:11:19.280 and
01:11:19.600 make
01:11:19.860 it
01:11:20.000 less
01:11:20.300 racist
01:11:21.060 and
01:11:21.280 make
01:11:21.540 it
01:11:21.760 so
01:11:23.040 that
01:11:23.220 it
01:11:23.400 serves
01:11:23.840 more
01:11:24.080 people
01:11:24.480 you've
01:11:25.120 got
01:11:25.320 to
01:11:25.560 start
01:11:26.180 from
01:11:26.460 that
01:11:26.740 point
01:11:27.140 of
01:11:27.280 view
01:11:27.340 I
01:11:27.460 think
01:11:27.620 there's
01:11:27.800 so
01:11:28.020 many
01:11:28.160 people
01:11:28.420 are
01:11:28.560 left
01:11:28.820 as
01:11:29.380 well
01:11:29.580 as
01:11:29.720 the
01:11:29.880 right
01:11:30.120 who
01:11:30.340 really
01:11:30.660 basically
01:11:31.180 don't
01:11:31.500 really
01:11:31.820 like
01:11:32.780 people
01:11:33.340 and
01:11:34.420 I
01:11:34.620 think
01:11:35.120 if
01:11:35.300 you're
01:11:35.460 going
01:11:35.560 to
01:11:35.640 be
01:11:35.800 a
01:11:36.120 stand
01:11:36.580 up
01:11:36.780 you've
01:11:37.140 got
01:11:37.340 to
01:11:37.460 do
01:11:37.620 that
01:11:37.960 you're
01:11:38.360 trying
01:11:39.300 to
01:11:39.400 make
01:11:39.560 them
01:11:39.680 laugh
01:11:40.120 you've
01:11:40.940 got
01:11:41.040 to
01:11:41.180 like
01:11:41.520 them
01:11:41.880 such
01:11:42.700 a
01:11:42.860 profound
01:11:43.260 point
01:11:43.620 Mark
01:11:43.840 thank
01:11:44.080 you
01:11:44.320 it's
01:11:44.680 been
01:11:44.860 an
01:11:45.080 absolute
01:11:45.740 pleasure
01:11:46.140 to
01:11:46.340 have
01:11:46.500 you
01:11:46.620 on
01:11:46.740 the
01:11:46.880 show
01:11:47.040 the
01:11:47.200 question
01:11:47.480 we
01:11:47.620 always
01:11:47.840 finish
01:11:48.080 is
01:11:48.240 what's
01:11:48.440 the
01:11:48.520 one
01:11:48.640 thing
01:11:48.780 we're
01:11:48.900 not
01:11:49.060 talking
01:11:49.380 about
01:11:49.680 as
01:11:50.280 a
01:11:50.420 society
01:11:50.880 that
01:11:51.160 we
01:11:51.340 really
01:11:51.720 should
01:11:51.940 be
01:11:52.240 oh
01:11:54.200 god
01:11:54.420 I
01:11:54.520 so
01:11:54.820 much
01:11:55.400 want
01:11:55.560 to
01:11:55.680 say
01:11:55.860 something
01:11:56.120 earlier
01:11:56.540 comic
01:11:57.020 go on
01:11:58.220 say it
01:11:59.060 say it
01:11:59.540 rights
01:12:00.440 for
01:12:00.660 serial
01:12:01.160 killers
01:12:01.720 what's
01:12:07.700 the
01:12:08.320 question
01:12:08.580 again
01:12:08.840 what's
01:12:09.800 the
01:12:09.880 one
01:12:10.020 thing
01:12:10.220 we're
01:12:10.380 not
01:12:10.520 talking
01:12:10.880 about
01:12:11.140 as
01:12:11.400 a
01:12:11.540 society
01:12:12.020 that
01:12:12.420 we
01:12:12.520 really
01:12:12.720 should
01:12:12.960 be
01:12:13.200 this
01:12:16.980 was
01:12:17.200 an
01:12:17.340 issue
01:12:17.540 when I
01:12:17.820 got
01:12:17.980 here
01:12:18.240 cushions
01:12:19.240 yeah
01:12:19.880 I 0.99
01:12:20.200 fucking 1.00
01:12:20.680 hate 1.00
01:12:20.960 them
01:12:21.300 can't
01:12:23.600 be
01:12:23.720 doing
01:12:23.920 with
01:12:24.100 them
01:12:24.200 women 1.00
01:12:24.380 love
01:12:24.660 cushions
01:12:25.140 do
01:12:26.600 they
01:12:26.820 yeah
01:12:27.140 they
01:12:27.380 do
01:12:27.880 whenever
01:12:28.160 I'm
01:12:28.960 going
01:12:29.160 wrong
01:12:29.500 yeah
01:12:29.940 that
01:12:31.220 explains
01:12:31.780 30
01:12:32.220 years
01:12:32.620 I
01:12:35.900 mean
01:12:36.000 that's
01:12:36.260 not
01:12:36.380 the
01:12:36.520 only
01:12:36.720 thing
01:12:36.940 they
01:12:37.100 require
01:12:37.580 but
01:12:37.860 yeah
01:12:38.380 they
01:12:39.020 love
01:12:39.700 a
01:12:39.840 cushion
01:12:40.100 mate
01:12:40.380 Mark
01:12:40.960 you're
01:12:41.180 on
01:12:41.320 tour
01:12:41.500 at
01:12:41.620 the
01:12:41.720 moment
01:12:41.980 yeah
01:12:43.040 I'll
01:12:43.260 be
01:12:43.360 back
01:12:43.560 doing
01:12:43.740 the
01:12:43.860 show
01:12:44.040 called
01:12:44.180 an
01:12:44.300 evening
01:12:44.560 and part
01:12:44.980 of
01:12:45.120 the
01:12:45.280 next
01:12:45.860 morning
01:12:46.220 with
01:12:46.420 Mark
01:12:46.680 still
01:12:46.900 because
01:12:47.080 I
01:12:47.200 go
01:12:47.360 on
01:12:47.500 too
01:12:47.680 long
01:12:47.920 well
01:12:48.480 make
01:12:48.780 sure
01:12:49.000 you
01:12:49.220 check
01:12:49.460 that
01:12:49.660 out
01:12:49.920 and
01:12:50.220 he's
01:12:52.020 playing
01:12:52.660 the
01:12:52.820 piano
01:12:53.080 in
01:12:53.300 as well
01:12:53.600 so
01:12:53.740 do
01:12:53.960 make
01:12:54.160 sure
01:12:54.340 you
01:12:54.480 check
01:12:54.680 that
01:12:54.840 out
01:12:55.020 and
01:12:55.360 of
01:12:55.500 course
01:12:55.680 follow
01:12:56.000 us
01:12:56.300 over
01:12:56.620 onto
01:12:56.940 Locals
01:12:57.320 where
01:12:57.500 we
01:12:57.640 will
01:12:57.800 ask
01:12:58.100 your
01:12:58.280 questions
01:12:58.680 to
01:12:58.880 Mark
01:12:59.120 we'll
01:12:59.500 see
01:12:59.640 you
01:12:59.700 there
01:12:59.840 just
01:13:01.580 how
01:13:01.920 far
01:13:02.460 would
01:13:02.700 the
01:13:02.860 Labour
01:13:03.080 Party
01:13:03.440 have
01:13:03.700 to
01:13:03.840 go
01:13:04.000 before
01:13:04.280 you
01:13:04.540 decide
01:13:04.940 you
01:13:05.140 couldn't
01:13:05.420 vote
01:13:05.620 for
01:13:05.760 them
01:13:05.900 anymore
01:13:06.260 he
01:13:06.820 says
01:13:07.000 the
01:13:07.160 true
01:13:07.400 right
01:13:07.640 no
01:13:07.820 longer
01:13:08.040 supports
01:13:08.480 the
01:13:08.680 Tories
01:13:09.120 how
01:13:09.640 long
01:13:09.860 until
01:13:10.120 the
01:13:10.280 true
01:13:10.460 left
01:13:10.720 likewise
01:13:11.180 abandons
01:13:11.700 Labour