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00:00:30.980Hey, Constantine. Do you like trigonometry?
00:00:34.220Of course. What's not to love? Incredible interviews, hilarious raw shows, plus we're going to start doing weekly satirical comedy like the ones that we used to put out.
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00:01:59.060Hello and welcome to a very special live episode of Trigonometry.
00:02:07.480And this is the part two to our brilliant first episode that we did on the very first day of the war in Ukraine, where Ukraine was invaded by Russia.
00:02:18.600The way the interview is going to work is going to be a little bit like this.
00:02:21.560We're going to be doing an hour, just myself and Constantine talking.
00:02:25.280We're then going to have a break, and we're going to have that break to collect your super chats and your PayPal's, where you're going to be asking questions to us.
00:02:33.820And then in the last half an hour, I'm going to be fielding your questions to the both of us or to Constantine.
00:02:44.960I've spent the last few days thinking about my own views and behavior and positions on this, but also talking to a lot of people on the ground in Russia, in Ukraine, who are involved in one way or another, but also talking to people who used to be in the Russian government, including my dad, who was a minister in the Russian government, whose job it was to deal with former Soviet countries, including Ukraine.
00:03:08.460And he's got a very different view to me on all of these issues, talking to people who have advised several U.S. presidents, talking to people who are currently in the British government, who have the inside track and all of this.
00:03:20.420So we're going to talk about a few things there.
00:03:22.760The first thing I wanted to briefly talk about our fundraiser, which we'll do in a second.
00:03:27.460Also wanted to tell everybody what is happening on the ground in Ukraine, because this isn't really being covered.
00:03:31.740We're seeing refugees fleeing, we're seeing bombs exploding, but the strategic situation isn't really being properly covered, I think, in the West.
00:03:40.220I also think another thing that's really not being covered or understood in the West at all is what's happening in Russia.
00:03:46.080And this is very important in terms of the other stuff we're going to talk about with the fundraiser and all of that.
00:03:52.900Is everything all right with the sound, guys?
00:03:55.260And then the final thing I wanted to talk about is we never really got a chance to deal with it.
00:03:59.220And I think some people would have got the impression that we underestimated or underplayed the importance of the NATO side of things and NATO expansion.
00:04:31.580And if you imagine how many people got involved in that and the generosity of people and their willingness to put something behind their words and the feelings.
00:04:39.820And it's not just thoughts and prayers.
00:04:41.120People actually doing something is incredible.
00:04:43.160However, as we let people know and locals a few days ago, you and I both, I think, had a few reservations about the fact that this money that we raised initially, and this was my idea and I take full responsibility for it.
00:04:56.160We originally thought that the best use of that money would be to give it to the military in Ukraine to help the Ukrainians defend their country.
00:05:04.160And we had some thoughts about it, and on reflection, I don't think that would be the best way to protect people's lives and to help people in Ukraine.
00:05:13.000And we'll talk about why, and that's really the main reason we wanted to have this discussion.
00:05:17.120But we want to ask permission of the people who gave us money to allow us to donate that to humanitarian purposes.
00:05:23.400And if people don't want to do that, that's their money.
00:05:25.300We'll give it back to them, no problem.
00:05:26.800So, but let us at least explain why our thinking has changed.
00:05:30.420Yeah, and I think it's very, very important because we did have a conversation where it wasn't uncomfortable, but it was a moment of realization from both of us as to what we've done.
00:05:42.360And it's quite a challenge when you say to hundreds of thousands of people, look, we're raising for this very, very noble cause.
00:05:52.140And then you have to not roll back on it, but admit that the money is going to be diverted to still a very worthwhile...
00:06:11.460So the first part of that, before we get into the first part of that, I just wanted to say from my own perspective, it's been quite a couple of weeks for me personally.
00:06:19.260I've been dealing with the emotion of my family in Ukraine being in this position, my family in Russia also being in a strange position as well,
00:06:27.220going on Question Time, talking about this on different shows.
00:09:07.780Because I think that's very important.
00:09:08.960I think that's why people trust what we do and they respect what we do, because everybody knows what we think.
00:09:14.940But we try and approach things from a balanced perspective.
00:09:17.140And I think that was starting to go a little bit by the wayside last week.
00:09:21.080So I hold my hands up on that and I apologize for that.
00:09:25.140So with that in mind, and this is going to be a very difficult conversation because I'm going to say some things that nobody wants to hear.
00:09:33.220But it's going to you know, there's a lot of things that people are not going to want to hear on all the sides of this conversation.
00:09:39.380So let's first of all look at what is happening in Ukraine on the ground.
00:09:43.800What is the narrative that we are hearing in our media right now in the West, would you say?
00:09:49.100So our narrative in the media is that we have the Ukrainian army, the Ukrainian forces, which have been supplemented by ordinary civilians and even people like celebrities, athletes who are putting up a plucky and spirited resistance against the Russian army.
00:10:09.120I was going to say the Soviets seems more appropriate against the Russian army and they're doing really well and the Russian army are in disarray.
00:10:16.140I mean, I don't think that's an inaccurate analysis on the face of it.
00:10:21.300But if you look at the broader picture of what's happening, yes, the Russian army is really struggling.
00:10:36.960Yes, the Western weapons are helping, the javelin missiles and the stingers.
00:10:41.540And yes, they haven't got complete air superiority.
00:10:46.140However, however, the truth of it is that, and by the way, in their position, that is what I would be doing.
00:10:53.440If I was a Ukrainian in Ukraine and my home was being attacked, I would be fighting to defend my country right now.
00:10:58.960And I have so much respect for their courage and their bravery.
00:11:01.700However, the first thing to say is, Anton, if you pull up a couple of maps that we talked about.
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00:11:31.760The way that Russia approached this is they positioned their troops on the north side of Ukraine, in Belarus, on the east side in the two Brekoa regions, and on the south side in Crimea.
00:11:50.240And they pushed from three directions at the same time.
00:11:52.780So they're pushing from the north, they're pushing from the south, and they're pushing from the east.
00:11:56.500And yes, their progress is slow in the north, and yes, their progress isn't particularly quick in the east, but they're making very quick progress in the south.
00:13:33.820The second thing to say is when you speak to people in Ukraine on the ground, they're very brave, and they're determined, and they're defending their harms.
00:13:39.840And you can only respect that and support that and all of that.
00:13:44.300But they also all say, look, if they don't quote-unquote, this is how they say it in Russian and Ukrainian, close the sky, by which they mean a no-fly zone, it's a matter of time.
00:14:18.380Well, Anton, if you pull up that article as well, the U.S. have knocked that back because they know how dangerous that is.
00:14:25.600They're not going to allow planes or anti-aircraft systems, not Stingers, but other stuff, to go to Ukraine.
00:14:32.860So they're not going to close the sky.
00:14:34.840And even the Ukrainians on the ground, who are determined and driven, et cetera, are all saying, you know, it's a matter of time unless that can happen.
00:14:44.120And the third thing that we should say as well is for reasons that we'll get into when we talk about what's happening in Russia, Russia is pulling up weaponry that it hasn't really yet used.
00:14:57.120It may use it going forward, but it hasn't yet used.
00:15:00.060And what we're talking about is not nuclear weapons.
00:15:28.920And what it does is it spreads small particles of combustive material, fuel basically, into the air around it.
00:15:35.780And the second explosion ignites it and creates a fireball that spreads rapidly, killing anyone in the fireball area.
00:15:44.740But it also sucks all the – it consumes all the oxygen in that area.
00:15:48.420So even if you don't get burned alive, you suffocate and your lungs rupture and you die in an awful way.
00:15:54.300And this is a way to destroy defensive positions that otherwise couldn't be destroyed.
00:16:01.360So if you've got some kind of reinforced bunker or whatever, as long as it's not completely sealed, right, that's what – and these are awful weapons.
00:16:10.000And my concern is the longer this goes on and the longer that Ukrainians are putting up a fight, the more likely it becomes that Russia is going to use heavier and heavier weapons, as they are already starting to do in terms of shelling.
00:16:21.480Just to interrupt you there, what's the radius of these weapons?
00:18:18.760And every day on Russian television, they do three-hour marathons with this guy called Soloviev who hosts the main show, which is, it's not like question time where you get people with different views.
00:18:30.420Even in the format that, you know, people will say, well, question time doesn't really represent blah, blah, blah.
00:18:41.820And what they're saying is there's a genocide happening in Ukraine.
00:18:44.560Ukraine is run by Nazis, et cetera, to the point where there's videos now of captured Russian soldiers saying, I thought, I'm shocked because I thought there'd be swastikas everywhere.
00:19:43.560So, I'll just explain very briefly what they're talking about.
00:19:46.080So, they're saying, we are in St. Petersburg, which used to be called Leningrad, a city in which 800,000 people starved to death during World War II because it was cut off from Russia by the Germans.
00:19:59.240The blockade of Leningrad, as it was known.