TRIGGERnometry - May 12, 2021


Why Labour Keep Losing - Geoff Norcott


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In this episode of Trigonometry, Francis and Constantine are joined by comedian Geoff Norcock to discuss why the Tories are gaining ground among the working class, particularly in the North of England. They talk about why this is happening and why it matters to them.

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00:00:00.000 Hello and welcome to Trigonometry. I'm Francis Foster.
00:00:07.860 I'm Constantine Kishin.
00:00:09.180 And this is a show for you if you want honest conversations with fascinating people.
00:00:14.260 We do have a fascinating guest for you today, but just to set the context,
00:00:17.740 we're recording this the day after the local elections in the UK,
00:00:21.360 where the Conservative Party, which has been in power for 11 years,
00:00:24.880 has actually advanced and made more progress,
00:00:27.360 particularly by capturing the working class vote.
00:00:29.680 So we thought, who better to get back on the show than our regular,
00:00:32.840 one of our favourite guests.
00:00:33.840 He's the comedian, Geoff Norcock.
00:00:35.320 Hello.
00:00:36.080 Welcome back, mate.
00:00:37.220 Yeah, I mean, I was thinking when I was on this before,
00:00:39.460 it feels like I've been saying the same thing
00:00:41.780 about what's likely to happen for quite a while.
00:00:44.880 I think there's a few people that have been saying this
00:00:46.320 about the working class vote.
00:00:48.020 It's not an unfamiliar narrative.
00:00:49.840 And then here we are.
00:00:50.960 There was this iceberg that the Labour Party were warned about. 0.98
00:00:55.000 And they said, no, no, we just keep fucking sailing towards that iceberg. 0.94
00:00:58.940 I think we could sort of chicane around that iceberg. 0.99
00:01:01.680 I think an iceberg would be okay.
00:01:03.020 And it's interesting, you know, like in terms of normally,
00:01:06.320 I like good politics, right?
00:01:08.760 You know, the idea of an opposition.
00:01:11.140 It's sort of funny when Labour do badly.
00:01:12.980 I can't explain exactly why that is.
00:01:15.220 I think we know.
00:01:16.560 It's sort of funny.
00:01:17.520 And yet, I don't know, man.
00:01:18.620 As this is happening, I find myself slightly melancholic
00:01:21.960 for the state of the opposition, you know,
00:01:24.080 because it's quite sad in a way.
00:01:27.100 You know, I think when I love cricket
00:01:28.420 and when England play Australia, you want to beat Australia.
00:01:32.120 But, I mean, there was a period when we were battering them at home.
00:01:34.880 That's not as much fun.
00:01:35.920 And it's also not good for cricket.
00:01:37.320 And I think there's probably something true about that in politics as well.
00:01:40.580 Well, the thing with you is you didn't always vote Tory, right?
00:01:42.940 You only started voting Tory about 2010.
00:01:45.280 Yeah.
00:01:45.820 And you've written a book, which is called Where I Went Right,
00:01:48.380 which is about your journey.
00:01:49.820 How the left lost me.
00:01:50.720 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:51.500 Which they would call victim blaming.
00:01:54.040 Yeah.
00:01:54.960 But, yeah, I mean, the timing.
00:01:56.460 this kind of comes out on the Thursday the 13th of May I mean and all anybody's talking about at
00:02:02.180 the moment is about the migration of working class voters away from the Labour Party um
00:02:07.580 interestingly you know the way that the pandemic's gone there were times last year because we finished
00:02:11.480 the manuscript um you know I filed it in November and I was like Jesus like this is gonna look
00:02:16.140 ridiculous everyone's gonna desert the Tories if if the management of the pandemic is as shambolic
00:02:20.460 as it's been so far and then now it probably goes the other way you know where where if anything 0.94
00:02:26.060 I might have slightly underestimated things.
00:02:29.240 And you, I mean, we are where we are.
00:02:32.060 Why do you think it is that the working classes, 0.99
00:02:35.180 particularly up north, have turned their back on Labour?
00:02:38.380 Well, I suppose, you know, there's so many reasons, aren't there?
00:02:42.940 There's so many. Just pick a hot take, man.
00:02:45.340 Geoff's not excited about this at all.
00:02:47.120 This is very sad.
00:02:47.980 No, I am not a kid in a can.
00:02:49.620 Well, what I thought was about my own process of voting on this occasion,
00:02:54.260 Let's bring it right down to the ballot box.
00:02:56.200 What happens when you go there?
00:02:57.140 And people might not think that I do this,
00:02:59.400 but I always ask myself last-minute questions about,
00:03:02.000 OK, could I vote for the other lot?
00:03:04.080 You know, even when it was leave, when it was the Brexit referendum,
00:03:07.360 my choice was between leave and abstain, right?
00:03:09.620 And I always ask myself that question.
00:03:11.660 You know, even in the 2019 general election,
00:03:14.040 there was aspects of the Tory campaign which I wasn't fond of.
00:03:16.680 And again, I asked myself that question on this occasion.
00:03:19.060 I thought, OK, there have been things I haven't liked
00:03:20.780 about the Tories over the last year.
00:03:23.160 So let's just go through the other options.
00:03:25.000 I went, could I vote Labour?
00:03:25.960 No, I can't vote Labour.
00:03:27.400 It's just a million, a million reasons.
00:03:30.120 Why not, Geoff?
00:03:30.880 Why can't you vote Labour?
00:03:32.120 The offer.
00:03:33.220 I think it's the overall offer, isn't it,
00:03:34.800 of the left is not a good offer.
00:03:36.880 What do you mean by the offer?
00:03:38.100 Like, give us some concrete.
00:03:38.980 It's not just the Labour Party as well.
00:03:41.200 The image, the perception of the left.
00:03:44.020 That's often what people are partially voting for in their mind.
00:03:47.540 I put an X here.
00:03:48.540 What do I get?
00:03:49.360 It's not just about the Labour Party.
00:03:50.960 You know, it's something beyond that.
00:03:51.980 what am I endorsing and there's you know there's a culture uh within and without the Labour Party
00:03:57.760 that is way left of the country you know in terms of you look at their activists and their
00:04:02.320 membership base and where the country's at and what the country thinks are priorities who wants
00:04:06.700 to tear down statues who wants to get on with things right now you look at even corporate
00:04:12.240 culture you know a lot of these companies are trying to send out appealing messages uh you know
00:04:18.040 I don't know who they always think that they're appealing to,
00:04:20.380 but they seem to think that young people are the only people
00:04:23.240 that buy stuff and that young people won't get more right-wing
00:04:26.260 as they get older.
00:04:26.980 That's always quite an interesting misguided supposition.
00:04:31.420 There's just, there's so much.
00:04:34.040 There's so much.
00:04:34.520 There's a current leader, Keir Starmer.
00:04:35.940 I don't think he's a bad guy.
00:04:36.940 I don't think he's a bad politician,
00:04:38.020 but he doesn't summon anything in me, you know.
00:04:41.880 And people want to feel something from a leader.
00:04:44.540 People want to feel, not inspired, but they want to feel moved
00:04:47.680 and when he came into power, when he became leader,
00:04:50.500 there was a lot of talk about forensic care
00:04:51.940 and that was touted in social media to be a good thing
00:04:54.820 and it's a good thing when you're a QC to be forensic.
00:04:58.900 But if you're, look, this is a very base analogy,
00:05:01.620 but if you're on a stag do and you've got forensic care
00:05:04.960 and rugby tackle Boris and the night splits up a bit
00:05:10.300 or we'll go in different places, where are you going?
00:05:14.000 And I think that people want to, people like Boris.
00:05:17.020 People, I'd say this, the country like Boris a lot more than I do.
00:05:20.000 I'm not.
00:05:20.360 I wouldn't close.
00:05:20.900 Well, I was going to say that.
00:05:21.900 You talk about a leader making you feel something, Boris Johnson.
00:05:24.680 I mean, look, I'm going on the stag do I'm going out with Boris.
00:05:27.740 The following day, I'm like, oh, mate, I've got to get an earlier train.
00:05:30.600 You know what I mean?
00:05:30.980 I'm not necessarily wanting to hang out with a bloke,
00:05:32.780 but he makes people feel something.
00:05:34.740 And then you've got what have the Labour Party done?
00:05:39.040 We've had these existential crises in terms of Brexit and COVID.
00:05:42.620 and it does seem that in both instances their strategy was
00:05:47.040 this is a tricky one for the Tories, they're in a bit of a mess,
00:05:49.980 let's just see how this plays out.
00:05:52.320 They've done that for both things and this is within,
00:05:55.260 you know, within the space of two and a half years
00:05:58.020 we've seen them do this, they've prevaricated
00:05:59.860 and they've essentially sort of hoped that there was a coach crash, right?
00:06:05.420 They've seen the coach veering off the motorway
00:06:07.540 and they've gone, the most important thing for us to do
00:06:09.600 is that there's no footage of us with our hand on the wheel.
00:06:11.720 that is that is cowardly in a way and and yeah the the MPs the parliamentary Labour Party to an
00:06:19.660 extent they just don't feel connected they don't seem to see the world the same way that I do and
00:06:27.120 another thing to just remember is that you know in the very recent past the Tories have grappled
00:06:33.220 with difficult things and got results right so whether Brexit completely unfells and this deal
00:06:39.840 has proved to have been shoddy at this point they they did it you know they actually did deliver
00:06:44.840 something and in western democracies for a long time no one's done anything radical right he
00:06:50.360 actually you know and and the left are probably their own worst enemies in that they've made it 0.72
00:06:55.240 possible for boris johnson to look like fucking he-man for doing things that weren't that
00:07:01.000 impossible you know so we'll never get he'll never get the withdrawal agreement open he did that right 0.95
00:07:06.020 Never get a trade deal within a year.
00:07:08.220 He got that, right?
00:07:09.020 Never be prime minister.
00:07:10.060 Never win an election.
00:07:11.480 He'll never turn COVID around.
00:07:13.460 And he's done all these things.
00:07:14.700 And he ends up sort of by didn't get more credit, perhaps,
00:07:19.780 than he deserves for these things.
00:07:22.220 I mean, even as I'm talking now, I'm bouncing around things
00:07:24.600 because there are so many different reasons.
00:07:27.820 I mean, the economic news that's come out in the last few days
00:07:30.800 that once again, the most dystopian prophecies of parts of the left
00:07:35.420 about what's going to happen to this country
00:07:37.080 have underestimated how dynamic and vibrant the economy is.
00:07:41.560 Do you think that's it, Geoff?
00:07:42.600 Like, everything now, and it's not just the left,
00:07:44.760 it's also people on the right.
00:07:45.820 Like, we catastrophise everything so much
00:07:48.300 and maybe it's just so common now to be like,
00:07:51.060 well, you know, Brexit will never happen
00:07:52.880 or if it does, it will be the end of the...
00:07:54.500 And that's because they're trying to stop it happening.
00:07:57.440 And in...
00:07:58.500 Well, they go over the top.
00:07:59.600 But that's my point, right?
00:08:00.780 It's like they go so far because they think that
00:08:03.160 if they say you're going to get super gonorrhea
00:08:04.860 and there'll be no sandwiches left.
00:08:06.220 Like, that will stop Brexit.
00:08:08.080 That was the most powerful arguments for me.
00:08:10.680 That was the only time I went, hang on, no sandwiches. 1.00
00:08:13.640 I've got a flaky dick. 0.99
00:08:16.240 Yeah, they slightly over-egg it. 1.00
00:08:18.780 Well, a lot, right?
00:08:20.060 We're all kind of in that loop of, like, the media exaggeration,
00:08:23.820 the Twitter hyperbole.
00:08:25.260 But then there's a price to pay for that down the line
00:08:27.780 when the public go, actually, none of that has happened. 0.91
00:08:30.440 So you've been bullshitting the whole time.
00:08:32.360 Why would we take you seriously now? 0.96
00:08:33.940 No, absolutely. And large swathes of the sort of centre-left media commentaria have sort of fired all their bullets.
00:08:40.740 They've spurned their credibility, one, in respect of how dystopian their predictions about Brexit were.
00:08:46.880 And two, you know, some of the attacks on Boris, there are certain things that were absolutely legitimate.
00:08:52.900 But there have been times within the last year where he does something odd to intelligent people.
00:08:58.780 He makes them a bit deranged.
00:09:01.040 They hate him. They hate him so much.
00:09:03.940 Like, we've just got to fucking just get Boris out of power. 0.99
00:09:07.640 Something would be cleansed. 0.99
00:09:08.660 Something would be okay with the world again.
00:09:10.780 And I think the public see that sometimes, you know,
00:09:13.200 whether it's an opening homily or a monologue on Newsnight
00:09:17.280 or it's certain stories being fanned slightly beyond
00:09:20.900 their actual relevance to a lot of people.
00:09:23.720 I mean, the most recent one is Curtaingate, you know.
00:09:26.200 I think it was fair for Keir Starmer to ask those questions at PMQs.
00:09:30.200 Maybe not as many as he did, but I think it was, you know,
00:09:32.400 He has to bring stuff like that up.
00:09:34.760 And then, like, the following day, he's in John Lewis
00:09:36.860 and he's looking at wallpaper.
00:09:38.920 And, like, on social media, that gets a lot of credit.
00:09:41.480 They're like, oh, sick burn, Keir.
00:09:44.840 You think, it just made him look fixated.
00:09:47.620 It made him look fixated on a triviality.
00:09:49.940 And, you know, at a time where there's a pandemic, you know,
00:09:52.080 we need to rebuild the economy, you've got what's happening in India.
00:09:55.900 You get six questions at PMQs and he did three on curtains.
00:10:00.180 but don't you think a large part of the problem is that people in London who are very middle class
00:10:06.820 don't understand working class people yeah they don't really talk to them they don't really 1.00
00:10:10.540 encounter them they don't know what it's like to live in a town like Rotherham or all the rest of
00:10:15.000 it so how can they how can they represent them well I mean we've seen yet again yet another
00:10:21.860 election where in some quarters and I'm not saying this is true it's definitely not many people in
00:10:26.480 the Labour Party and generally on the left are saying this but there's certainly people on the
00:10:29.700 centre-left, their standard reaction to losing yet another election is, why won't these gullible 1.00
00:10:35.720 fuckwits vote for us? I mean, these stupid people, once again, self-harm, they've been duped. I say, 1.00
00:10:44.080 you know what? If they're that easily duped, why can't you duped them? A lot of politics is about
00:10:49.040 propaganda. It's about fluffing an idea. Every party, to varying degrees, is selling something
00:10:54.980 beyond which, something way beyond. I mean, this levelling up thing, right? It's fantastic. It
00:10:59.200 makes me feel good I'm not sure how much of it they'll be able to do but that's a job of politics
00:11:03.420 to sell something hopeful and something positive and so that's the Labour Party's job is to do the
00:11:10.460 same thing but they can't dupe anybody at the moment and also I mean the NHS is a good point
00:11:15.840 in a way there some of the old certainties about politics have been shattered but you know I know
00:11:21.220 a lot of left-wing friends that have said to me and this is a classic anecdote isn't it when I've
00:11:25.220 got a point i want to make it's like actually i was i was speaking on the doorstep uh someone
00:11:29.420 convenient who i made up but um but genuinely a lot of left-wing friends have said to me that the
00:11:34.180 the furlough scheme really surprised them you know the way they'd been conditioned their whole lives
00:11:39.480 it certainly wasn't that the tories would swoop in and pay people's wages and and the original
00:11:44.500 furlough was probably more generous than it needed to be and i think the fact that the country have
00:11:48.560 accrued 150 billion quid's worth of savings suggests that they might have not got the balance
00:11:52.800 quite right there and then the NHS as well you know you can make a really legit argument about
00:11:57.900 whether or not the NHS was funded enough going into this pandemic but the truth is it's been
00:12:02.020 prioritised within the context of it and a lot of right-wing people would say that it's been too
00:12:07.240 prioritised it's been too protected so these are the two old certainties right of British politics
00:12:12.960 the Tory party they don't care about you they won't spend money they spent money right well
00:12:17.000 the NHS they want to destroy it and for the last 15 years every single election it's the most
00:12:21.100 obvious one in the playbook is the NHS is minutes from death. Is this the end for the
00:12:27.520 Caped Crusader? It's almost like those old Batman, Adam West. Is it the end? Of course
00:12:33.420 it's fucking not. He's got another episode next week. And the NHS, I mean the NHS, it 0.98
00:12:38.920 would be the quickest suicide note in political history would be to end the principle of healthcare
00:12:44.800 that's free at the point of service. The Conservative Party will never do that. What they will have
00:12:50.920 now is this I think amusing challenge in a way is they've got this new broad coalition of voters
00:12:56.020 and I fully expect them to become a lot more northern. They've done a bit of it haven't they
00:13:01.820 with the old Rishi with the Yorkshire tea but they are going to lean into this you know they're
00:13:06.660 going to lean into this hard and some of the things that they've done are just people sell
00:13:10.060 their performative gestures right like moving treasury offices to York okay it is a symbolic
00:13:16.100 gesture but Labour could have done that symbolic gesture you know they had a long time in power
00:13:20.300 where they could have done it it's just good politics right so i and also york is posh york
00:13:26.280 is the one place they go to isn't it they get a nice train journey up there on the east coast
00:13:30.120 mainline have a little bit of lunch up there arrive half cut yeah i mean i mean they're not
00:13:34.760 doing it in wakefield let's put it that way but but like this is this is common sense to to spread
00:13:40.100 the power base uh around the country and and i'm not i'm not saying it this is weird because
00:13:45.300 I probably was as uncertain about voting Conservative in this last election
00:13:49.580 as I have been for a while.
00:13:51.620 And yet it's really not hard to work out why they've done well.
00:13:56.360 Let's talk about your journey, actually.
00:13:58.200 I just wanted to make this one question.
00:14:00.520 All right, so they're in the ship, right, Labour.
00:14:03.540 We all know that, OK?
00:14:04.960 Please don't show you this Diet Coke.
00:14:06.560 We've got sponsors, Geoff. Come on.
00:14:08.140 It's OK. I made it at home.
00:14:11.820 It's your home brew.
00:14:12.860 My own recipe.
00:14:14.340 Why do you think he's so happy?
00:14:16.720 Because it's fuelled with something.
00:14:18.080 Right, but so we've got the Labour Party.
00:14:20.520 How do they turn it around then?
00:14:22.180 How do they capture the ordinary bloke on the street?
00:14:26.320 Look at his face.
00:14:27.480 They can't.
00:14:28.060 Honestly, I don't think that they can.
00:14:29.780 Look at his face.
00:14:31.620 I just, I don't.
00:14:33.420 I feel a bit bad for them in a way
00:14:34.760 because this isn't just about things
00:14:36.660 that the Labour Party have done, by the way.
00:14:38.800 This has been other factors
00:14:40.280 that are partially beyond their control.
00:14:42.040 I mean, they were egged on to a position of second referendum
00:14:45.840 by a London-centric media.
00:14:48.220 No, no, no, this is how everyone feels.
00:14:50.260 You know, Lynn at Hot Yoga, 0.99
00:14:51.680 we all think that there should be a second referendum.
00:14:54.460 They were egged on, weren't they, by Keir Starmer?
00:14:56.460 No, no, no.
00:14:57.200 We've got an e-petition. 0.82
00:14:59.520 Well, you know, a lot of the Gmail addresses sound fucking similar,
00:15:02.340 but we've got this six million-person petition
00:15:04.480 to revoke the referendum.
00:15:06.260 So they were egged on in that.
00:15:07.980 And let's just quickly, briefly stop on that
00:15:09.880 before I go back to your question.
00:15:10.820 within the last year and a half the Labour Party right the party of the working classes
00:15:16.420 voted or moved to a position a farcical position whereby they did not respect the democratic
00:15:21.960 outcome now I know at that point there were a lot of issues with getting Brexit delivered but
00:15:26.140 their job like when when you vote that is the only time you have true equality in this country
00:15:30.420 right whether you're Jacob Rees-Mogg or whether you're Brian Cox weird reference point but you
00:15:36.060 know what I mean like they probably are at the other ends of the culture they're supposed to
00:15:39.580 protect that and they didn't protect that and that if you think about how long it took the
00:15:43.640 Lib Dems to get past tuition fees this is way fucking beyond that and then another factor
00:15:49.600 Francis is you've got like this migration of people out of those towns like a lot of people
00:15:54.580 youngsters are going to metropolitan centres like Newcastle or Manchester or London or Bristol but
00:15:59.780 it kind of leaves these towns vacant of people that might vote Labour and I said on my podcast
00:16:05.860 at the beginning of this year,
00:16:06.800 I said one of my boldest predictions
00:16:08.520 was that the Labour Party might formally split.
00:16:11.060 And you always think,
00:16:11.800 well, they look into the abyss
00:16:13.360 and then they reunite.
00:16:15.020 But it feels more fundamental this time
00:16:16.940 and I don't honestly know
00:16:18.620 how the two wings of the Labour Party
00:16:20.280 can reconcile.
00:16:21.900 It's something we've been talking about
00:16:23.220 on this show quite a lot
00:16:24.180 and I just want to,
00:16:25.160 people maybe watching for the first time
00:16:26.940 or not familiar with our views,
00:16:28.220 like Francis and I are not happy
00:16:30.220 about what's happening.
00:16:31.780 We, you know,
00:16:32.920 him and I both used to vote Labour frequently.
00:16:35.860 Lib Dem as well in my case, sorry, I apologise.
00:16:38.720 I've been there, look, we all have, you know.
00:16:40.620 We all did crazy stuff at university.
00:16:42.740 Yeah, exactly.
00:16:43.720 But you know what I mean?
00:16:44.820 I don't think it's a healthy position at all
00:16:47.180 where you've got a party that's in power for 11 years
00:16:49.980 and it's doing better and better
00:16:51.780 and the opposition is worse and worse.
00:16:54.400 And I think your point about the media in particular is very true
00:16:57.360 and doing the show has actually shown me that to a large extent.
00:17:01.120 There's a whole body of people, particularly outside the big cities
00:17:04.900 and particularly outside of London
00:17:06.300 who just don't, they don't feel represented
00:17:08.640 by anything they see on their screens
00:17:10.320 that's mainstream and the Labour Party
00:17:12.860 is pandering to that
00:17:14.580 as opposed to actually trying to connect with people
00:17:16.580 but if anyone is not familiar
00:17:18.760 with you, I want to talk a little bit
00:17:20.660 about your background because you talk about it in the book
00:17:22.580 where I want to talk about growing up
00:17:24.900 tell everybody a little bit about your
00:17:26.640 backstory, your background
00:17:27.880 what was your childhood like
00:17:30.200 because that informs a lot of your views I think
00:17:32.580 and that's why I always found interesting about you
00:17:34.500 I mean, inherently, I should be Labour.
00:17:36.900 You know, a lot of people think the South East.
00:17:38.340 But as you all know, there's a strong working class tradition
00:17:40.680 and Labour trade union movement in the South East as well,
00:17:44.880 despite perceptions.
00:17:46.120 My dad was a trade union man.
00:17:47.600 You know, both my parents were disabled,
00:17:49.900 lived on council estates and council properties.
00:17:53.020 So I was kind of at a lot of the sort of tick list.
00:17:55.500 Eventually, you know, went into comedy.
00:17:57.720 But, you know, that, in a way, is the point of the book.
00:18:00.280 Where did I go right, right?
00:18:01.620 Like, everyone always says, well, how does someone like you
00:18:04.280 end up voting for the so-called baddies but then it goes you know it turns out now you ask that
00:18:09.160 question of a lot of people right that is now no longer um an uncommon thing and I think the truth
00:18:14.100 is is that I voted Labour in 97 2001 and stuff initially it was just a ubiquitous yeah you know
00:18:20.580 we all did there in Britpop I was in London I thought everybody voted Labour I just thought
00:18:24.520 it's what you I just thought this is what you do right um but if I look deeper into my childhood
00:18:30.000 I can actually see that there were at least small C conservative things, you know.
00:18:34.000 I got a bit of stick for this because of an article in the Mail on Sunday,
00:18:37.080 but I can remember one of my first memories, not one of my first memories,
00:18:40.680 but an early memory of just people wearing dressing gowns all day long, you know, 0.57
00:18:47.160 on this state, I fucking can't handle, I'm like, get dressed, you know. 0.88
00:18:50.580 That's quite a judgy little conservative reaction, isn't it? 0.99
00:18:54.400 Like, for God's sake, get dressed. What are you doing?
00:18:56.940 I've just got this theory that, you know,
00:18:58.300 you shouldn't wear a dressing gown after 9am
00:19:00.440 unless you're ill or Hugh Hefner.
00:19:02.180 Those are only two contexts, right?
00:19:04.560 And I remember getting free school meals
00:19:06.600 and not liking that and hating that
00:19:09.220 and just wondering, you know,
00:19:10.840 I was told that, well, the state paid for it.
00:19:12.340 And I was like, who's the state?
00:19:13.880 What if they decide they don't want to pay for it?
00:19:15.520 I can remember, like, the anxiety of being not poor.
00:19:19.980 This gets overstated.
00:19:21.120 You know, people want me to sort of hype this up.
00:19:23.300 We weren't, but we had periods
00:19:24.340 where it was really close to the breadline.
00:19:25.560 But overall, in the context of where we lived, we did okay.
00:19:29.220 But I remember those moments because we'd started off doing all right in my family.
00:19:33.940 We had a private property in a decent street in Wimbledon,
00:19:36.400 but then my mum and dad got divorced and then we moved to a council estate.
00:19:40.600 So that's quite an interesting status drop at the age of nine,
00:19:43.400 so it might have heightened my sensitivity to it.
00:19:46.200 And we used to get clothing, grants and stuff like that. 0.99
00:19:49.380 And I was always dressed like a fucking tramp. 0.99
00:19:51.060 and i remember once i remember once i had these these trousers that were so tight i went to school 0.99
00:19:56.840 in wandsworth and as you remember francis cussing people oh yeah just like an olympic sport you
00:20:02.180 know best mates being as mean to you as possible i had these skin tight trousers before they were
00:20:06.820 fashionable and one of the lads said to me he went my god jeffrey goes i can see your pulse
00:20:11.860 which is a put down i still use to this day yeah so i guess there was a material thing in me
00:20:18.360 quite early was I just wanted more and a lot of people in this country just want that right yeah
00:20:22.880 just I want to do all right I want to do all right for myself this is the most human thing
00:20:26.460 imaginable right is to want to do okay for yourself and improve the situation in your family
00:20:30.640 and beyond that improve society as a whole for a lot of people those are the sort of stages of
00:20:35.400 priority that you go through and yet there are there have been times certain this is not just
00:20:39.780 from the Labour Party but the left that that kind of aspiration has seemed like in some ways
00:20:45.500 a dirty thing and and and i read an article in the times this morning uh by janice turner i think
00:20:51.100 was saying that just a lot of people don't have the same sad drab lives that the labor party think
00:20:57.080 they have you know in hartlepool yes salaries are a lot lower but so houses so is a lot of things a
00:21:02.960 lot of people in hartlepool are having the things materially in life that a lot of us are looking
00:21:09.180 for and and this period particularly under corbyn whereby everyone was painted to be a victim there's 0.94
00:21:14.600 a lot of working class people don't want to be thought of as having shit lives right there are 0.54
00:21:18.880 definitely there's people in society that are really struggling and and i think that you know 0.97
00:21:23.300 you should definitely focus more resources on those people outside of that if you've got a gaff
00:21:28.160 car a couple of holidays a year a couple of nights out a month it's a good life but it's the thing as
00:21:34.680 well it's like i i think people massively misunderstand i just from my experience and i
00:21:40.160 i talking in russia there's working class people in russia as well like in many different places
00:21:44.480 people don't want free stuff really most people most people don't want free stuff they don't want
00:21:49.960 free internet access they want a job and they want to work and they want to do well you know
00:21:54.920 they're not looking to get loads of handouts now if you say to them that's where they went wrong
00:21:58.720 in russia in the end i would say that would definitely be the worst country to have communism
00:22:02.640 yeah terrible accent where was that it was i anywhere in eastern europe yeah i think you
00:22:10.360 were in serbia mate probably the most racist country in europe come on it was the really
00:22:16.820 liberal bit of serbia you know what pisses me off people people say that my russian accent is worse
00:22:23.420 than many other comedians even though i'm actually russian yeah we all try and then we all also say
00:22:28.120 well where was i croatia yeah i don't know where no but you know what i mean like i think yeah if
00:22:33.660 you ask people are you in favor of free internet a lot of people will say yeah but in general
00:22:38.340 they're not in favour of the state providing a ton of free stuff for people
00:22:42.520 because they have to work for a living
00:22:45.480 and it's kind of like ingrained in people.
00:22:47.460 Well, that loss of responsibility for your own stuff, right?
00:22:49.700 You might get a free ticket to go and see a great band at the O2 or whatever
00:22:54.680 and you will enjoy that night.
00:22:56.540 But I'll tell you something, the ticket that you paid for
00:22:58.400 that you sat and the day it was coming out, 9am, they go on sale
00:23:02.400 and you sat, I was going to say on the phone, making myself...
00:23:05.040 They go, OK, boomer, right?
00:23:07.240 I sat there, I was looking on seed facts
00:23:09.220 until the U2 tickets come up,
00:23:11.580 but you did yourself, you're going to enjoy more.
00:23:13.220 It's got a sweeter feeling to it.
00:23:14.660 And I do worry that over the years,
00:23:16.520 and this is under successive governments,
00:23:17.900 and also a lot under the Conservatives
00:23:20.160 who've got a lot of these patrician elements themselves,
00:23:23.080 it's just bit by bit taking stuff out of people's control.
00:23:26.380 And I just worry that if you remove those things
00:23:28.100 from the human character, you stop evolving in a way.
00:23:30.860 It's a really important thing, 1.00
00:23:32.800 taking responsibility for your own shit. 0.99
00:23:34.900 It's an empowering narrative 1.00
00:23:35.960 because the good thing about it
00:23:37.800 is that you have the capacity to change it yourself.
00:23:40.500 If you sort of abdicate responsibility, you're powerless.
00:23:43.660 I have to believe that I can make stuff better for myself,
00:23:46.940 sometimes to a deluded fault, you know.
00:23:49.400 But all the time you spend thinking
00:23:51.440 other people have kind of taken away opportunities from you.
00:23:54.780 It's time that you could be spent pursuing them yourself.
00:23:58.080 Obviously, there's certain elements of social justice
00:24:00.520 that need to be pursued. 0.95
00:24:02.160 But in terms of getting shit done in your own life, 0.90
00:24:04.160 That's mainly what you'd have to focus on. 0.96
00:24:07.960 And the thing that I was very, very surprised by,
00:24:11.660 and I didn't predict in the slightest,
00:24:14.120 was this new authoritarianism creeping into the left,
00:24:17.480 particularly when it comes to COVID.
00:24:19.440 Oh, we've got a lot.
00:24:20.300 I think it was Zahra Soltana said,
00:24:21.580 we've got to lock down everything until, you know,
00:24:24.140 there's not one COVID case left. 0.97
00:24:25.880 Are you nuts? 0.96
00:24:26.460 I mean, there are certain incantations on the left 0.99
00:24:29.500 that really worried me.
00:24:30.800 And I think that no one's safe till everyone's safe.
00:24:34.000 First up, if you can imagine someone doing that as they say it,
00:24:37.780 it's probably bollocks.
00:24:38.840 No one's safe till everyone's... 0.97
00:24:39.940 That's just fucking not true. 0.95
00:24:41.940 It's not true of anything. 0.99
00:24:42.960 No one's drunk till everyone's drunk.
00:24:44.260 That's not true.
00:24:45.420 Okay?
00:24:46.020 No one's safe till everyone's safe.
00:24:47.860 Sounds like the kind of thing that Jason Statham would say 0.99
00:24:50.060 just before he hops out of a fucking Chinook. 0.99
00:24:52.640 Okay, no one's safe till everyone's safe. 0.99
00:24:54.540 What's that, Jason?
00:24:55.040 That's not even logically possible.
00:24:56.880 And I think the problem with those kind of incantations
00:24:59.740 is the purpose of them is not for other people.
00:25:02.380 is because it makes you feel good as you say it.
00:25:05.060 And if you're saying or doing something because it makes you feel good
00:25:07.660 rather than because it makes a change for the people that need it,
00:25:10.560 that's selfishness.
00:25:11.540 That's the opposite of what the left purport to be.
00:25:14.660 And, you know, the Blair Project and New Labour
00:25:16.460 was about the left kind of reining in certain instincts
00:25:19.840 because they knew that the only way that you could really make a change for people
00:25:22.540 was to have the levers of power,
00:25:24.520 whereby there are some elements of the modern left.
00:25:26.840 For them, principled opposition seems to be a more important thing
00:25:31.740 than actually being in power, which I'd argue, weirdly, is narcissistic.
00:25:38.760 Francis, do you like biscuits? 1.00
00:25:41.680 Stupid question. 1.00
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00:26:26.880 description it's zingerberrybakery.co.uk and get your biscuits today i think i've eaten too many
00:26:33.100 biscuits never heard him say that before the point that we always have to ask ourselves is where do
00:26:41.280 we go from here because the reality is things are it seems desperate don't you don't you all right
00:26:48.080 mate yeah i'm not i'm gonna look the thing is he's sad for democracy i'm genuinely sad well i
00:26:55.780 mean look we've got one party states in three different parts of britain yeah right it's not
00:27:00.400 great no no it's not it's not great smb labour got uh uh white whales yeah great the big one
00:27:07.780 yep and you know uh the one place that can actually win you a majority in parliament which
00:27:12.960 is england is run by the toys it it isn't fantastic but is it maybe a degree to which
00:27:18.740 we've all retreated into identities yeah people who are tory now more tory aren't they you know
00:27:23.740 i've i do worry about this as well so it's something that the left certain people on the
00:27:27.320 left on the online hard left have done is every time there's a vote and every time you get called
00:27:32.260 selfish or stupid they sort of radicalize tories people that voted tory for the first time i think
00:27:38.960 oh yeah just on this occasion i'll lend boris my vote or or maybe i'll vote cameron this time 0.99
00:27:43.120 because i think that you know after the credit crunch labor had spent a lot maybe oh i'm a
00:27:46.920 ignorant selfish twat it's like you know like certain things the the us did in the middle east 0.66
00:27:53.120 radicalized radical islamists i think you've got people that are way more tory now than they would 0.99
00:27:58.060 have otherwise been and of course it goes the other ways and you know i have noticed on the
00:28:02.600 online right there's an element of kind of intellectual certainty that's creeping in and
00:28:07.420 those people on the left are never going to come over if they've been called certain names as well
00:28:10.940 but I just think that if you look across a 10-year period that was a phenomenon that certainly
00:28:16.120 seemed to start on the left you go great that person is probably going to vote Tory for the 0.98
00:28:19.920 next three elections it is weird do you know like my old man he was in the Labour Party I am
00:28:24.920 there's I am sort of sad about what's happening and that might sound mealy-mouthed but I wanted
00:28:30.180 to be like yeah you know the old thing but I don't know something happened for me after that 2019
00:28:34.900 general election I'm not as tribal as I was I start you know this culture war thing it's a bit
00:28:40.940 ridiculous sometimes and it pulls you into points of view that you wouldn't have otherwise had you
00:28:44.760 go I don't know why I'm this angry about Megan Markle I don't care that much you know so there 0.93
00:28:50.440 are certain issues whereby you go no so I'm trying to to just stop and think what do I think exactly
00:28:56.460 and I think we've had this chat before Constantine actually the more precise about what you think
00:29:01.960 the more that you piss people off right yeah so i did a radio 4 special recently and there was a 0.51
00:29:06.880 section in the middle of it about black lives matter and of course you know i critiqued some
00:29:10.780 of the hypocrisies about how people responded to the mass gatherings and also about uh certain
00:29:15.760 political motives on the groups uh but also after a couple of weeks of black lives matter it did
00:29:21.020 make me stop and reflect about the experience of you know black people in this country and
00:29:24.820 the message that i had in that bit was probably one that would be seen as quite liberal and left
00:29:29.120 wing and of course i had like twats coming for me on facebook you know direct messages i always get
00:29:34.280 the cowards on direct messages and then are you sold out to the libs and stuff again the idea that 0.93
00:29:39.280 like the consequence of a culture war would just own every single opinion i have is ridiculous yeah 0.97
00:29:44.820 but the danger is is when you step out of line then you know you could the way that the left
00:29:49.980 have developed their own i do wonder if that's something that's going to start happening well
00:29:53.420 it is happening it is happening and it's not even left or right it's anything like nowadays
00:29:57.620 is the moment we interview someone whose views don't align precisely
00:30:01.040 with like John 7321, he's outraged.
00:30:06.260 And John 73, he's never watching trigonometry again.
00:30:09.600 And it's like, well...
00:30:10.880 Well, then John 7321 doesn't have any conviction in his views, right?
00:30:17.240 The truth is, and when I have people on the podcast that disagree with me,
00:30:19.980 the reason I'm able to nod along and listen
00:30:22.400 is because I have conviction in what I think.
00:30:24.540 I'm not challenged.
00:30:25.600 If there's something that makes me challenge what I think,
00:30:27.420 I'm glad about that.
00:30:28.520 Oh, I'd never thought about it that way.
00:30:30.320 But I'm not, like, fundamentally triggered.
00:30:33.080 I mean, you remember that gif of that girl, you know, the triggered girl?
00:30:36.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:36.740 You always say that, and I always think about her.
00:30:38.260 She could probably tour off that. 0.99
00:30:40.340 The triggered girl.
00:30:41.260 I wonder whether...
00:30:41.860 Because that gif is quite old now, isn't it?
00:30:44.700 She's probably... 0.88
00:30:45.620 Yeah, it's from Trump.
00:30:46.640 From the first Trump.
00:30:47.120 She's probably... 0.88
00:30:47.720 She might even be a Republican now. 0.97
00:30:50.120 The triggered girl.
00:30:51.540 But that was always, like, a trope of the left,
00:30:54.200 and it does concern me that these guys,
00:30:56.040 the last thing these kind of like hard right guys or people that are really enmeshed in the
00:31:00.920 culture war would think is that they're anything like that girl and yet when you get upset by who's
00:31:05.900 wearing poppies and who's not wearing poppies I'd argue you're exactly like that girl you know and 1.00
00:31:10.540 I would love it if everybody wanted to respect the sacrifice that were made in world wars for
00:31:15.400 this country I'd love it if everyone just felt like that but if they don't maybe that's partly
00:31:19.480 what we were fighting for was their right to fucking not do that yeah completely now we've 0.84
00:31:25.440 been in lockdown we've seen the culture wall ramp up what effect do you think that's going to have 0.90
00:31:29.520 on comedy um well it was interesting wasn't it because i think last time i was on we were like
00:31:34.560 hey man let's just all chill out let's let's let's do some balloon modeling and actually i think the
00:31:41.220 the capacity for people to just stay at home and kind of lose themselves in online opinions
00:31:47.020 did exacerbate and i think that there was a period of you know certainly with the start of
00:31:52.180 the statue toppling and everything seemed to be,
00:31:55.900 everything was more radical.
00:31:57.040 Every protest became more militant.
00:31:59.700 And, you know, last summer, in particular last summer,
00:32:02.700 you know, there were shows getting removed from the BBC
00:32:06.440 and it did seem, I think that that period, again,
00:32:09.820 if you want to analyse all the things that have caused
00:32:12.180 this vote swing towards Conservatives in England,
00:32:15.540 that's all part of it.
00:32:16.740 Of course it is.
00:32:17.180 Because people go, that's what the left is, you know?
00:32:18.940 They want to stop things.
00:32:20.000 They used to be the fun guys.
00:32:21.320 I remember in the 90s, the left was the free speech thing.
00:32:25.020 You know, another thing I found funny recently is,
00:32:27.420 you'll probably both have had this, is people online,
00:32:30.240 they don't understand how they sound to a broad audience of people.
00:32:33.480 So often they'll say, yeah, he's one of these free speech guys.
00:32:36.540 You go, that sounds all right.
00:32:39.140 Yeah, he's one of these free speech warriors.
00:32:41.180 Well, sounds like a good warrior.
00:32:42.700 Why would being a free speech warrior, 0.93
00:32:44.520 how the fuck have we got to the point where left-wing people 0.79
00:32:47.620 think that identifying people as being a free speech warrior is a bad thing but that is one of 0.98
00:32:54.020 the processes and consequences of descending and burrowing as hard as you can into an echo chamber
00:32:59.620 and the first chat we had about echo chambers echo chambers was after 2015 election and it does feel
00:33:05.580 like of late everyone was like no i need to get outside of my echo chamber but of late it feels
00:33:09.820 like people go no i think i need to fucking like reinforce with concrete balustrades and a steel 0.97
00:33:15.100 roof because they've sort of experimented with it they've realized that they can't persuade people 0.74
00:33:19.140 so they've they've kind of hunkered down and also we haven't been able to see people face to face
00:33:24.800 like we might not agree on everything but we can have a chat and the human element is there and
00:33:29.380 we're sort of understanding we're both human beings but online none of that none of that 0.58
00:33:33.520 exists and none of that happens you're just an avatar to me and i my job is to destroy you with 0.81
00:33:37.800 facts and logic well that's what i find so often when when people i've had falling out to people
00:33:41.640 on twitter then we meet in person they go there's a thing called between us i was like we fell out
00:33:45.280 on twitter do you know what i mean that's to me that's like playing your mate at playstation 0.92
00:33:49.280 you're lobbing the joy pad and just fucking going for a walk around the block because you're angry 0.97
00:33:53.020 that's the level i see it as but a lot of people have made that confusion between that and real 0.99
00:33:57.140 life and even on my lads whatsapp group there was a couple of political discussions over the last
00:34:01.280 few days about brexit and i thought you know what let's just stop talking about it because
00:34:05.320 i know that if we had this chat over a pint this would be fine this would be absolutely be nothing
00:34:10.580 like um the chat that we have now but i think i wonder if people become addicted to the adrenaline
00:34:16.020 that a good old tear up gets yeah people that feel alive don't they you know when you know what
00:34:20.300 you oppose you know what you believe in people feel a lot and a lot of these it's mainly middle
00:34:24.360 aged blokes let's be honest here's always middle aged blokes they watch question time they drink 0.92
00:34:28.480 some merlot and then and and i think i don't feel like that i'm not i don't think and maybe i
00:34:35.200 communicate badly i don't feel like a combative person but the problem is is when you know when
00:34:39.640 you tweet something i'm often they'll think i'm i treat it like this is a bit funny isn't it 0.98
00:34:45.100 they'll think i'm in a finger jabbing fuck you lefties way but that's not my style and and maybe 1.00
00:34:51.840 that's why i'm really excited to get back out touring in september yeah he's dead well that 0.99
00:34:56.080 was smooth yeah oh so smooth keep it touring keep telling keep telling but but just because then if
00:35:03.400 someone wants to pull what you're saying out of context they'll have to literally invent a mood
00:35:07.780 that wasn't in the room yeah you know when you're in what the brilliant thing about stand-up is this
00:35:11.720 very uh permissive environment and you say things and people can see you being a bit cheeky you know
00:35:16.680 they can see your body language then you go all right if you want to come out of that room and
00:35:20.400 then pretend that i meant something else then fine but at least you knew in the moment uh what i was
00:35:24.740 driving at that's what you know talking about comedy francis was asking but that's you know i
00:35:29.300 opened for you a few times and that's why i was found about your approach to comedy even you were
00:35:34.240 much less even than me like you are really trying to see things from the other person's point of
00:35:40.220 view so i would be the controversial person opening for you and then you'd come in and
00:35:44.260 yeah that sort in a way was probably more conciliatory than the one that i'm taking 0.97
00:35:48.520 no i just fucking transgenders coming over yes i've just got more i think i've got more i know 0.96
00:35:57.840 what i think more now and i've wanted to talk about culture war stuff for a while but i haven't 0.99
00:36:01.800 had the jokes I haven't had the way of saying it but just recently there have been a few things
00:36:05.480 that have occurred to me that I go yeah that's what I think it's like I'm genuinely not angered
00:36:10.520 by anybody having a different sexual identity or fitting in someone on this kind of like
00:36:15.140 rainbow spectrum I'm going to be a bold mood if you were just coming out you know the guys
00:36:20.820 but on the other you know we talk about like sexuality and gender and having so many different
00:36:27.060 versions it just suddenly occurred to me that masculinity and femininity were already a
00:36:31.420 spectrum right we already knew you already had members of your family that you knew that the
00:36:36.160 simple notions of masculinity and femininity didn't exactly apply to them you know i mean so
00:36:40.620 your uncle john that collected the porcelain dolls or whatever you go you know john like 0.97
00:36:44.880 that it was different for him and you know you know that fucking kim kardashian and sue perkins 0.99
00:36:49.180 aren't the same right so that already existed people are smart enough to already know so if 0.82
00:36:54.160 people want to have a hundred words that's fine it doesn't anger me but i also think that it's
00:36:59.920 Perhaps there's a bit of presentism about thinking
00:37:03.680 that previous generations weren't aware
00:37:06.140 of those differences anyway.
00:37:08.600 And that's my point is, I suppose the point of the new tour
00:37:12.020 in a way is going to be, I'm not angry about this, 0.94
00:37:15.160 but I do think some of it's a bit fucking weird.
00:37:17.300 But why? 0.95
00:37:18.100 Yeah, and it is true, it's a bit fucking weird. 0.71
00:37:22.180 I'm glad the way he doubled down on it as well. 0.94
00:37:24.840 Jeff was like, it's a bit fucking weird. 0.97
00:37:26.500 Francis was like, it's a bit fucking weird. 0.89
00:37:28.360 Yeah, well, I mean, right now, there's the kind of quote. 0.74
00:37:31.240 So if somebody was against you in that moment,
00:37:33.260 this is how the internet will work,
00:37:35.280 they would think that what I was saying is 0.98
00:37:37.580 it's a bit fucking weird about other sexualities. 0.94
00:37:40.200 If they already think you're a bad person, 0.99
00:37:42.440 that is what they would take for that.
00:37:43.880 When I was talking about the kind of totality of culture war stuff
00:37:47.420 and the changing of liberal languages and definitions,
00:37:51.620 that's a really good example of how that could work. 0.97
00:37:54.020 Why are people who are not exactly like you fucking weird, Jeff? 0.94
00:37:58.360 And vice versa, there'll be John whoever going, 0.98
00:38:02.360 I can't believe there's only two genders. 0.99
00:38:04.180 Well, maybe there is, but Jeff is just talking.
00:38:06.340 He's just having a chat.
00:38:07.700 You know, like he's got some jokes about it.
00:38:09.540 Why don't you go and listen to them?
00:38:10.540 Yeah, I'm not.
00:38:10.980 I mean, the truth is, I'm not angry about anything.
00:38:13.500 And my counsellor would tell you, that's one of the biggest problems.
00:38:15.880 One of the things I'm freakishly not angry.
00:38:17.560 I would actually probably be helpful for me
00:38:19.240 if I could get on and have it out with John 72, 31.
00:38:22.480 Yeah.
00:38:25.720 Hey, KK.
00:38:26.520 Hey, are you a fan of cultural appropriation?
00:38:29.100 Of course.
00:38:29.880 I can't go down to the local supermarket unless I'm dressed like a Mexican bandit, 1.00
00:38:34.580 or as I like to think about it, your cousin.
00:38:36.620 In that case, you're going to love beer rebel noodles.
00:38:39.780 They make award-winning delicious ramen noodles with an Irish twist.
00:38:43.800 What, bankruptcy and alcoholism?
00:38:45.340 No!
00:38:46.040 All their noodles are homemade using high-quality ingredients.
00:38:49.720 In fact, respected food critic Jay Rayner called them deserving of poetry. 0.66
00:38:55.000 What a cuck man up, Jay.
00:38:56.980 Their sauces, noodles and broths are created using skills
00:38:59.780 that were developed over years of working in Michelin-starred kitchens.
00:39:04.020 They're dead easy to make, the noodles take one minute to cook
00:39:07.020 and the whole dish takes only 10 minutes to put together
00:39:10.180 in the comfort of your own home.
00:39:12.220 I'm hungry just explaining this to you.
00:39:14.220 You're always hungry, mate.
00:39:15.400 I mean, that's a fair point.
00:39:16.700 Go to bearebel.com.
00:39:18.800 That's B-I-A-R-E-B-E-L.com 0.97
00:39:23.040 and get a tasty flavour of the East in your dinner time.
00:39:29.520 Where do you think the landscape is going to change
00:39:32.200 when it comes to comedy on TV?
00:39:33.880 Because The Mash has been cancelled,
00:39:35.720 there's a real thirst for centrist political comedy,
00:39:40.080 comedy that attacks both the left and the right.
00:39:42.380 Do you think that there's going to be a TV company
00:39:45.560 who's bold enough to make that?
00:39:46.880 Or do you think we're going to be playing the same furrow as before?
00:39:50.120 Well, I mean, as I was saying, I think comedy's already changed.
00:39:53.040 It's a question of whether TV catches up.
00:39:55.320 So we know that.
00:39:56.200 You boys have been successful in doing this and other things.
00:39:58.840 Andrew Doyle's had a best-selling book.
00:40:00.540 Simon Evans tours.
00:40:01.540 Leo's done a great thing.
00:40:02.560 Dominic Frisbee's had a hit song, you know,
00:40:04.800 and if I'm leaving anybody out.
00:40:06.600 There's a lot of evidence that it's already changed.
00:40:09.600 So the only question is, does TV catch up?
00:40:12.500 Interestingly, this last set of election results,
00:40:14.700 I think the Liberal left have been guilty of thinking,
00:40:17.360 well, normal order will be resumed soon.
00:40:19.800 Brexit was just... 0.81
00:40:20.740 Okay, the 2019 generally, but they'll all come back to Labour eventually.
00:40:25.700 Normal order will be resumed.
00:40:27.340 I think that these local elections have underlined perhaps that there is a more ongoing change.
00:40:31.860 And I don't know if TV companies can forever ignore this huge percentage of people.
00:40:36.640 And it's not about, I don't want to be in a right-wing comedy show.
00:40:40.200 I don't think anyone in Britain is going, you know what we need?
00:40:43.320 There are a few people, they're mainly online, but he's going, we need it all the other way.
00:40:48.280 That would be a massive mistake, to go from a left-wing bias to a right-wing bias.
00:40:52.040 But what they do want, I think, or find it odd that it doesn't exist,
00:40:55.960 is diversity of opinion.
00:40:57.260 So say, for example, you're on a topical panel show
00:41:00.060 and the issue of Meghan Markle comes up.
00:41:02.000 And say she said something massively, wildly pretentious 0.99
00:41:05.140 that is obviously fucking ridiculous to a lot of people. 0.98
00:41:07.840 But you may have people on that panel that feel because of the culture war, 0.99
00:41:11.400 they're uneasy about criticising Meghan Markle,
00:41:14.100 a woman of colour who already gets a lot of unfair scrutiny from the press. 0.84
00:41:16.880 So what you end up with is a panel of people
00:41:18.800 that don't say anything bad about Meghan Markle.
00:41:20.960 You go, well, that's not really where Britain's at.
00:41:23.480 You know, my own view with Meghan and Harry is, again,
00:41:27.360 it's not about anger.
00:41:28.480 It's just that I liked them at the beginning
00:41:30.360 and bit by bit they started to piss me off.
00:41:33.200 And they sort of reminded me of, you know,
00:41:35.840 like a couple you meet on holiday and you befriend them
00:41:37.980 for like a day and you go, oh, Meghan and Harry are such
00:41:41.260 a great couple and then three days later you're like,
00:41:43.780 Jesus, I cannot take these two, you know.
00:41:45.540 that's as simple as it was to me right it's not a controversial thing to say but even that opinion
00:41:50.840 you wouldn't really hear um within a topical panel show so i have discussions with with people there
00:41:56.440 are plenty of people in tv that get this and and again this will be something that a lot of defund
00:42:01.300 the bbc type people won't want to hear there's a lot of people in very high up in the bbc that get
00:42:05.320 this but it's a huge machine so there's a bbc on one hand you know there's various seniorities of
00:42:10.220 commissioners then there's production companies you know and in fairness to production companies
00:42:14.960 when they get into TV, there's a kind of TV show that they want to make.
00:42:18.560 And, you know, the platforming, as they might see it,
00:42:22.920 right-wing views maybe wasn't why they got into television.
00:42:25.420 But the truth is, if terrestrial television doesn't accommodate these views,
00:42:29.680 you know, topical comedy on terrestrial television
00:42:32.620 is going to continue to diminish.
00:42:35.000 And the worst thing is it's a very...
00:42:36.600 Like, if you're pro-BBC, right,
00:42:38.320 it's one of the easiest sticks to beat the BBC with, isn't it?
00:42:41.580 it most topical output would reflect a certain bias however one show and then people just think
00:42:48.180 i'm ass kissing it but i think one show has proved how well it can work is the news quiz 0.77
00:42:52.020 um andy's altzman now the the resident host absolutely brilliant but it seems in their
00:42:57.720 lineups most weeks they're having somebody from the other side of the fence and i think it helps
00:43:02.220 everybody because it has certain views represented and it also for the in crucially for the left-wing
00:43:07.580 comics it stops them from feeling like part of the establishment do you know what i mean so
00:43:12.280 somebody brilliant like alan cochran goes on and he makes a joke that that might make a lot of sense
00:43:16.840 outside of metropolitan areas but then the left wing comic can then come back on that and it's
00:43:21.160 just more natural it's so blindingly obvious that this is what needs to happen but as you as you
00:43:26.720 guys know the last time this argument happened there were people insiders at the bbc that somehow
00:43:31.740 claimed that um well it just doesn't make as much sense in london that's where we record most of our
00:43:36.200 stuff but they also said right wingers aren't funny there was someone oh there's no one out
00:43:40.000 there well let me tell you i give i've given people a list of people that i know and i've
00:43:44.500 said if you ever want to have a chat with me after that came out i said look these are all
00:43:48.320 the funny people that you could call upon if you so wished and the idea that somebody like me
00:43:53.280 couldn't have a good gig in london london and people wouldn't believe this but it's the easiest
00:43:56.360 place for me to sell tickets by a factor of a billion because that's untrue it's not by a
00:44:03.520 million but even when you sort of factor in population differences that is you know that's
00:44:08.760 the place where where where we do best and even if even if you just break down the demographics of
00:44:13.300 london i mean look at the current london mayoral vote even the amount of londoners that voted leave
00:44:18.300 was still several million people yeah so i think there is a resistance in certain quarters but i
00:44:24.620 think in the long run they're not really doing the bbc any favors actually because it's one at
00:44:31.220 Topical comedy is one of the easiest sticks to beat the BBC with.
00:44:35.080 And you don't need, like, a whole panel of people like me.
00:44:38.580 You just need, say there's five people on a show, or seven,
00:44:41.460 one person per show who has that view.
00:44:44.560 I don't think that's too much to ask.
00:44:45.800 And the thing is, if they don't do it, the internet will kill them.
00:44:49.040 It's just as simple as that.
00:44:50.120 The internet's already doing it.
00:44:51.080 You know, my podcast and you guys with this,
00:44:54.000 the reason that these things have done all right
00:44:55.960 is because it's low-hanging fruit, and it's amazing.
00:44:58.940 Thanks, mate.
00:44:59.360 the reason this is not alright 1.00
00:45:01.380 is you're a bit shit 0.99
00:45:02.440 but no one else is doing it 1.00
00:45:03.360 no but you do it well
00:45:04.240 and there's an audience
00:45:05.440 I know exactly
00:45:06.000 there's an audience for it
00:45:06.920 you know
00:45:07.080 and I think certain figures
00:45:08.100 have said
00:45:08.420 oh the reason right wing comedy
00:45:09.840 and I don't think this is about
00:45:10.960 right wing comedy by the way
00:45:11.940 I think it's comedy
00:45:12.640 that reflects another point of view
00:45:14.340 perhaps a small city
00:45:15.320 conservative view in society
00:45:16.440 it hasn't done well
00:45:17.880 because there's not a market for it
00:45:19.060 there is
00:45:20.800 and also
00:45:21.260 you can't say that
00:45:22.600 when the audience
00:45:23.620 for legacy
00:45:25.000 topical shows
00:45:25.900 on television
00:45:26.380 it's just steady
00:45:27.640 managed decline
00:45:28.540 right
00:45:28.940 there's just literally no evidence to stop change in comedy on television so let me ask you just
00:45:34.800 one quick thing on that uh how do you feel about mash being cancelled well mash yeah i mean look
00:45:39.520 i enjoyed it while i did it and i think that in fairness to the show it gets a lot of stick from
00:45:44.180 the left it was and remains the only show to give somebody anywhere right or center
00:45:47.880 a regular platform that's true you know no one has even come close to that you know a lot of
00:45:52.680 people think i've been on certain shows and i haven't i'm happy for them to think that i have
00:45:56.860 mash gave a regular you know and and obviously the tone and stuff of that show i had to fit in
00:46:02.220 with the show um to a point but i was still able to say things i was still able to make jokes about
00:46:07.280 jk rowling gary lineker you know jokes about second referendum jokes about jeremy corbyn
00:46:12.660 i think what it was was when it went left wing went very left wing but it also had uh it had
00:46:18.160 jokes from the desk that were about corbyn and stuff so it did have quite a lot of balance in
00:46:23.700 and I look back on the bits that I did with Nish
00:46:25.460 and I think that, I didn't realise that at the time
00:46:27.180 but that was something quite unique, you know
00:46:28.700 they were two people of very different opinions
00:46:31.540 trying to sort of get along
00:46:33.820 you know, it was a challenging thing to do
00:46:36.520 in terms of getting a piece that kind of worked together
00:46:39.440 the audience, the audience were good to me by the way
00:46:41.420 you know, they were very left-leaning and remaining
00:46:44.800 but they were fair with me
00:46:46.160 and one of my best memories of that show was
00:46:48.100 it was at the time just before, I think it was late 2019, right
00:46:51.840 Labour didn't really have a Brexit position
00:46:53.520 and they'd come up with this position
00:46:55.880 which was that they were going to get a new deal,
00:46:59.900 take it to Brussels and then have a referendum on it
00:47:02.820 where they campaigned against it.
00:47:04.380 And I was trying so hard to write a joke on it
00:47:06.460 and then I just said that in the room
00:47:08.440 and then the audience pissed themselves laughing.
00:47:10.860 And I thought that's a left-wing remaining audience mainly
00:47:13.200 and it just underlined that there was a spirit of fair play in the room.
00:47:16.880 So yeah, of course a show that you're in regularly is a shame
00:47:21.480 but then I think if that show's not going to exist
00:47:23.240 there needs to either be in existing shows,
00:47:26.060 there needs to be more of people like us,
00:47:29.320 or there needs to be something new that picks up that slack.
00:47:32.240 Do you think it was a political decision?
00:47:35.680 I might give you an hour political answer.
00:47:38.620 I think that when a show doesn't get renewed,
00:47:41.620 it wasn't actually cancelled, it was a slight difference,
00:47:44.580 it is more than just one thing.
00:47:46.440 It is more than just one thing.
00:47:48.960 And Geoff, don't you think, like,
00:47:51.360 you see the fact that these producers look at declining engagement,
00:47:56.680 declined viewership, don't really do anything to change it.
00:48:00.720 It's mirrored by left-wing politicians seeing declining votes
00:48:04.880 and, again, seemingly doing nothing to change it.
00:48:08.500 I do think that.
00:48:11.300 Do you know what?
00:48:12.080 I've learnt this thing when you're doing interviews.
00:48:13.960 You put it so well.
00:48:15.260 I went and go, all I'd have done was say what you said
00:48:18.560 with different words.
00:48:19.320 Yeah.
00:48:19.680 Yeah, I agree, basically.
00:48:21.360 And again, that is a problem, but I don't think they're going to change,
00:48:25.700 if I'm being honest, because to me, they see it as a moral issue.
00:48:31.520 They see conservatives' right of centre as being immoral.
00:48:34.800 But who's they, though, when you say they?
00:48:36.440 I think the people who are on the left, the people who are staunch Labourite.
00:48:40.820 We see them, and again, look, it's all anecdotal.
00:48:43.280 You look at the social media, whatever else,
00:48:45.760 they see the people on the right as being immoral.
00:48:48.700 There are a constituency of people that see it that way,
00:48:53.580 and you're going to love this,
00:48:55.020 but even with the book that I've got coming out,
00:48:56.760 but the editor of that book,
00:48:59.680 the guy that commissioned me to make that book,
00:49:02.080 the guy that's invested in that book,
00:49:04.340 is very left-wing.
00:49:05.980 There are people that do see that this is not helpful to the left,
00:49:09.420 and maybe, I guess what I'm saying, Francis,
00:49:11.320 maybe that's where it'll come from.
00:49:12.700 They've realised, you know, I've got this cycle.
00:49:14.860 I'm such a simple person, right,
00:49:16.200 But Norcott's cycle is to right win elections, left double down on culture.
00:49:20.660 That's it, right? It keeps going like that.
00:49:22.180 So they think, fuck you, OK, you won that last election. 1.00
00:49:24.540 I'll tell you what, our TV show is going to be even more left-wing. 1.00
00:49:27.920 And then working class people go, well, I'm a bit worried about all that. 1.00
00:49:30.720 I think this doesn't seem to represent my experience.
00:49:32.300 I think I'll vote Tory again.
00:49:33.300 They go, oh, vote Tory again, did you?
00:49:34.920 Well, check out our new TV show and this cycle.
00:49:38.000 Check out our adverts, right?
00:49:40.460 And check out our stances. 0.65
00:49:42.000 And it's this ridiculous kind of merry-go-round
00:49:43.860 when what it really needs is people on the left to actually go,
00:49:45.900 But it's just good old-fashioned conservative pragmatism.
00:49:49.420 This isn't helping us.
00:49:51.060 We've now had 11 years of this.
00:49:52.760 We haven't really won any major elections
00:49:54.500 apart from Khan in the last mayor election,
00:49:57.080 probably again this time by a smaller margin.
00:49:59.540 Maybe we should do it differently.
00:50:01.480 And I think the fear maybe was that if we allow it a voice,
00:50:04.340 it will get bigger.
00:50:04.960 Well, it's got bigger without having a voice.
00:50:07.920 There's a little soundbite.
00:50:08.880 Did you see the way I did like that?
00:50:10.420 It's got bigger without... 0.92
00:50:11.880 I fucking flipped it around, didn't I?
00:50:13.520 and what what do you think is going to be the future of the bj do you reckon it's going to 0.93
00:50:18.840 survive uh yeah i do i want it to survive i mean there's there's a lot of reasons why
00:50:23.260 right now thumbs down on the video we're both on record saying we think the bbc
00:50:29.100 should survive provided it can evolve with the times yeah yeah i think but there's lots of
00:50:34.460 reasons i've heard recently that i think i mean one is like a bbc music on air like commercial
00:50:39.720 radio stations their playlists are a fraction of what the BBC is right so if you one thing I love
00:50:44.160 one thing I'm really patriotic about in this country is our music culture it's incredible
00:50:47.620 yeah we absolutely smashed the but per capita the amount of great songs we've produced in this 0.87
00:50:53.340 country should be a source of pride for fucking everybody and part of the reason for that is that
00:50:57.020 you can get a lot more different music on when you've got a state broadcaster than when you've 0.93
00:51:00.580 just got a commercial broadcaster and I think you know the investment uh in comedy and sometimes you
00:51:05.540 know we did the funeral of prince philip and the early days of covid there is a capacity uh to bring
00:51:10.980 people together and i think that there are like i say there are people at the bbc in a very senior
00:51:16.460 positions that do get this and it's now becoming a fundamental point is that diversity has to
00:51:22.460 include diversity of viewpoint it can't the whole the idea that the output in media tv shows and 0.95
00:51:29.500 stuff and news should reflect broadly what britain is it's a good idea you know i mean it's a fucking 0.87
00:51:34.020 logical idea right everyone should have a place at that table but it loses credibility if it doesn't
00:51:39.480 include viewpoint right that's where a lot of people tap out but that's not fair you're prioritizing
00:51:44.360 all other kinds of diversity apart from people you disagree with so people do get it the point
00:51:50.180 is is the culture i mean it's such a huge employer of how much time the people that are currently at
00:51:55.200 the top have and i mean it's like oil tanker turning it around keep it's the same message
00:52:01.000 again and again we're not changing this this is this is the new course and you're going to have
00:52:06.060 to uh you're going to have to get on board and again it's like this will benefit the left if
00:52:10.980 people love the bbc then actually a bit more uh diversity of viewpoint and also you know
00:52:16.420 programming from people from working class backgrounds that's going to help you because
00:52:20.880 it's going to help the bbc to exist longer jeff listen man it's always great to chat it's good
00:52:26.580 to see you again last time we recorded an interview it was literally the day before the
00:52:31.220 pandemic like properly kicked off oh there's a new one coming yeah it's sort of it seems to have hit
00:52:36.680 the labor party first this time uh but there's i don't there's not really a new pandemic coming 0.95
00:52:41.120 you both look to me like what's he talking about what the fuck has he heard didn't check the news 0.87
00:52:47.200 this morning apparently there's a new pandemic guys no everything's gonna everything's gonna 0.98
00:52:51.780 be fine i i'm a good you know what's all part of my politics just optimism i have a general feeling
00:52:56.840 that things are going to be all right we're going to do okay it's a great country you know and that's
00:53:01.220 what allows someone like a fucking occasional charlotte and like boris johnson to do all right 1.00
00:53:05.520 because that's all he does yeah level up great jobs jobs jobs jabs jabs jabs you know you know 0.94
00:53:11.020 i don't often say this but to to the russian mind boris johnson being the leader of this country is
00:53:16.800 inexplicable. It is. It is
00:53:18.740 inexplicable. It is weird.
00:53:20.740 How have you got this guy?
00:53:23.520 People love him. That fucking 1.00
00:53:24.780 inflatable Boris Johnson. Yeah. 1.00
00:53:27.120 Inholdible. Do you know what I mean? I don't
00:53:28.800 think I've ever, you know, the most conservative
00:53:30.660 I ever was, I still didn't have a thing
00:53:32.840 in the window. Yeah. You know what I mean? That
00:53:34.720 person's gone, you know what I'm going to do?
00:53:36.960 You know what, Geoff? In the interest of balance,
00:53:38.820 and this is what balance looks like, we spend 50
00:53:40.840 minutes bashing the left. It's always good.
00:53:42.680 We're going to do two minutes at the end about the Tories.
00:53:45.140 Our mutual friend who you've already referred to, Dominic Frisby,
00:53:47.620 tweeted about this election that's just happened,
00:53:49.520 saying the problem with this is it's going to make the Tories
00:53:52.360 think they're doing a good job.
00:53:53.760 Yes.
00:53:54.640 I mean, that was a brilliant point
00:53:56.700 because they haven't on a lot of issues.
00:53:59.160 And one of the biggest issues with the Conservatives
00:54:01.060 is communications have been dreadful, often dreadful.
00:54:03.980 Flip-flopping, coming out with really strong stances.
00:54:06.280 Gavin Williamson, right?
00:54:08.200 I'm going to take schools to court.
00:54:11.600 Oh, no, actually, we're having a lockdown anyway. 1.00
00:54:13.440 Fucking just stand back a bit, mate. 0.99
00:54:14.740 Just fall back until you've actually got a policy. 1.00
00:54:17.640 They're also quite patrician and nanny-state-ish.
00:54:21.080 And the other thing is, Boris, because in a way his own vanity
00:54:24.200 needs him to have younger, more impressionable politicians around him,
00:54:27.100 they did away with a lot of really experienced politicians.
00:54:29.880 Javid, Casey and Paul.
00:54:30.860 Javid, Penny Morden, Amber Rudd, really good skilled people.
00:54:34.560 People like Nicky Morgan have gone.
00:54:36.840 So there's a generation of politicians below them
00:54:39.300 that just have been learning on the job at a really difficult time.
00:54:42.940 I think one thing is they have done the hours now.
00:54:45.360 It would probably be good to keep them around
00:54:47.020 because they've done hours and hours of media time.
00:54:50.280 But someone like, for a conservative,
00:54:51.880 somebody like Matt Hancock, 0.99
00:54:53.000 who suddenly fucking decided he was the nation's stepdad, 0.99
00:54:56.420 has been very difficult to stomach. 0.99
00:54:58.600 You know, I think when the new variant came along,
00:55:00.660 everything changed to a point.
00:55:01.940 But before that, Matt Hancock sort of go,
00:55:03.740 well, I'm going to try and let you have Christmas. 0.98
00:55:06.240 And he goes, who fucking gave this guy somebody? 0.96
00:55:09.340 I mean, I'm not advocating bullying, 0.99
00:55:10.400 but please just flush his head down the toilet briefly. 0.58
00:55:12.940 Because there were points last year...
00:55:16.260 I would love to be there.
00:55:18.200 But you know, with Matt Hancock,
00:55:19.720 he'd be the guy that after the third time that happened,
00:55:21.880 he'd learn to love the taste of toilet water.
00:55:24.660 That's how he would power himself,
00:55:26.500 like a sort of supervillain.
00:55:28.560 And I know that...
00:55:29.080 We've got Tory MPs that watch this show, mate.
00:55:31.360 Mate, look, I'm not owned by anyone.
00:55:33.260 You know, like, and there have been plenty of times,
00:55:34.620 one thing that has been odd to me is, like,
00:55:36.940 people have presumed, like, 0.99
00:55:38.680 well, you just got on to kiss the Tory's arses. 1.00
00:55:41.580 No, I like critiquing politics generally. 0.97
00:55:44.580 I have a bias, definitely.
00:55:46.040 You know, I have a bias.
00:55:47.140 But over the course of last year,
00:55:48.920 if anyone has listened to my podcast or seen me on shows,
00:55:52.440 I've had plenty to say about the Tories.
00:55:55.580 And I do think that some of the cronyism is something that,
00:55:59.240 you know, I think they're quite happy now
00:56:00.620 that it seems to have died down and the interest has died off.
00:56:03.540 But once you get out of the context of a pandemic,
00:56:06.140 saying it felt right at the time,
00:56:08.000 it's one of those arguments in history.
00:56:10.620 There's a lot of stuff that felt right at the time, Matt.
00:56:12.880 But what I don't want to see is you and everyone you know 0.99
00:56:15.260 riding around on fucking jet skis 1.00
00:56:16.720 because you got rich off a pandemic. 1.00
00:56:20.660 I understand they made certain decisions
00:56:22.700 which needed to be made quickly,
00:56:24.720 but that context will fade away over time.
00:56:26.960 And maybe that's one glimmer of hope for the left
00:56:29.400 is we might have a stream of,
00:56:31.400 look at this guy who bought a place
00:56:32.740 in the British Virgin Islands.
00:56:34.640 You might see people that got very wealthy off a pandemic
00:56:37.060 and that might be one of few routes back
00:56:39.400 for the Labour Party.
00:56:40.540 Well, Geoff, it's been absolutely brilliant.
00:56:42.560 Thank you so much for coming on.
00:56:43.780 If people want to find you online,
00:56:45.140 where is the best place to do that?
00:56:46.820 Twitter, Geoff Norcott.
00:56:48.340 And yeah, as I say, you'll find I'll be flogging 0.90
00:56:51.040 the shit out of the book, which comes out May 13th. 0.62
00:56:53.160 And then the tour, I Blame the Parents, is in September.
00:56:57.120 Check both of those out.
00:56:58.280 And we're going to ask Geoff a couple of questions
00:56:59.740 for our locals before we do that, Geoff.
00:57:01.900 Our last question for the main interview itself
00:57:04.260 is always the same.
00:57:05.160 What is the one thing we're still not talking about
00:57:06.880 that we really should be?
00:57:08.500 Annoyingly, when you said that,
00:57:10.240 I've mentioned them already in the interview,
00:57:13.440 but I do think this desertion of the kind of people
00:57:16.480 that would naturally vote Labour to city centres,
00:57:19.140 I think that that will be where some of the Labour debate goes next.
00:57:22.740 There's not many people talking about that right now.
00:57:25.560 And then the other thing is something that I've just said just now,
00:57:28.720 which is about Tory cronyism.
00:57:30.520 I do think that the major government in 1992 got elected
00:57:33.860 with a reasonable little majority.
00:57:35.600 But over time, sleaze nipped at their heels.
00:57:39.160 I think it is a mistake to think.
00:57:41.060 It's very easy.
00:57:41.760 I mean, I've just said the Labour Party's going to split.
00:57:43.520 But after the 1997 election was up,
00:57:45.640 Tories finished forever.
00:57:46.540 They'll never come back for this.
00:57:48.160 We're all so stuck in the present now.
00:57:50.600 I would be cautious about thinking
00:57:53.680 that this is now 10 years of Boris Johnson.
00:57:56.680 I mean, just look at Boris Johnson and think,
00:58:00.000 could he go 10 years without doing something
00:58:03.040 that sees him launched from office.
00:58:06.340 So I think that maybe the thing that we'll be talking about soon
00:58:09.300 is perhaps there's a lot of hype at the moment
00:58:11.620 about the Tories are embedded for a decade.
00:58:14.120 I personally think that one way or another,
00:58:16.500 whether it's through different coalitions of parties,
00:58:18.200 I don't think it's quite as nailed on as that.
00:58:20.120 I think he's going to carry on doing just fine
00:58:22.100 with even younger and younger girlfriends
00:58:23.520 and younger and younger kids, mate.
00:58:25.280 And that the public will just celebrate.
00:58:26.820 Yeah, exactly. He's had his 15th kid. Well done, Boris.
00:58:30.480 Yeah. Well, you know, there is that weird thing
00:58:32.100 in a lot of other democracies
00:58:33.980 when there are scandals
00:58:35.320 that are supposed
00:58:35.720 to hurt the politician.
00:58:37.040 Do you remember,
00:58:37.540 who was the one?
00:58:37.960 Jean Hollande,
00:58:39.400 the president of France.
00:58:41.520 When he had that affair,
00:58:42.640 apparently one of the main things
00:58:44.180 that lost him points
00:58:44.920 in the polls
00:58:45.380 was the tacky way
00:58:46.360 that he arrived for it.
00:58:47.560 He arrived on the back
00:58:48.400 of a moped
00:58:48.960 to his mistress's place.
00:58:51.180 A lot of French people
00:58:51.800 are going,
00:58:52.020 that's outrageous.
00:58:52.760 You're going,
00:58:52.980 yeah, cheating on his wife.
00:58:54.340 They go,
00:58:54.580 no, no, he's on a moped, man. 1.00
00:58:56.060 Turn up in a fucking limo, man. 1.00
00:58:57.720 Yeah, do it with a bit of class. 1.00
00:58:58.960 It's France.
00:58:59.580 They have class, mate,
00:59:00.460 when it comes to these things.
00:59:01.780 Anyway, Geoff, thanks for coming back.
00:59:03.420 Where I Went Right is the book and the tour is Don't Blame the Parents.
00:59:07.160 I Blame the Parents.
00:59:08.060 Not Don't Blame, sorry.
00:59:09.300 It's Where Did I Go Right and...
00:59:11.440 We're going to cut that bit out, mate.
00:59:13.420 Leave it in.
00:59:14.260 Leave it in.
00:59:15.160 Where did Constantine go wrong in saying Where Did I Go Right?
00:59:19.380 I Don't Blame the Parents.
00:59:22.960 It's early in the morning.
00:59:24.140 Maybe if you're a lefty, it's called...
00:59:25.820 Maybe I need two titles.
00:59:26.940 It's called I Don't Blame the Parents.
00:59:28.240 Oh, that sounds nice.
00:59:29.300 Yeah, exactly.
00:59:29.820 Make sure you follow Jeff, he's one of our favourite guests ever,
00:59:33.420 one of our favourite comedians.
00:59:34.740 Jeff, thanks for coming back.
00:59:35.720 We're going to do a couple of quick questions for locals.
00:59:38.280 But in the meantime, thank you for watching.
00:59:39.940 We will see you very soon with another brilliant interview
00:59:42.420 like this one or our show.
00:59:43.900 All of them go out at 7pm UK time.
00:59:45.580 Take care and see you soon, guys.
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