Valuetainment - October 28, 2026


Clavicular Rates Trump, Obama, and Mamdani Out of 10

Tarczyński Stumps Piers Morgan: “How Many Mosques Were Destroyed?” Clavicular EXPOSES the Brutal Reality of Dating in 2026

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00:00:00.040 Okay, when I sell my business, I want the best tax and investment advice.
00:00:04.800 I want to help my kids, and I want to give back to the community.
00:00:07.940 Ooh, then it's the vacation of a lifetime.
00:00:12.200 I wonder if my out-of-office has a forever setting.
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00:00:30.000 I've got a bunch of pictures here.
00:00:31.160 I'm going to show you guys.
00:00:32.180 And can you grab a pen and paper, and I want you to score them from 0 to 10.
00:00:37.460 And I don't want you to answer it.
00:00:39.120 I'll give you a clear one here for you.
00:00:40.420 I need a pen.
00:00:40.720 I'll give it to you.
00:00:41.320 Yeah, thank you.
00:00:41.780 And I want you to, before, and again, you can say 9.3.
00:00:45.260 I have the paper already.
00:00:45.840 9.8.
00:00:46.360 I want it then.
00:00:46.940 Oh, great.
00:00:47.280 All good.
00:00:48.140 9.8, 9.3, 9 point whatever.
00:00:50.820 Okay.
00:00:51.160 8.6.
00:00:52.780 And I'm curious to know why your answer is like that.
00:00:55.780 So some of the ones we're going to go through are old school. 0.71
00:00:58.480 We'll start off with men, and then we'll go to women. 0.99
00:01:00.900 I ain't going to lie. 0.89
00:01:01.560 I don't know most of these people.
00:01:02.580 Yeah, you're not going to know.
00:01:03.380 So I'm going to show it to you here.
00:01:04.460 So maybe look at the pictures I'll show it to you,
00:01:06.020 and just tell me what you think they look like.
00:01:07.460 Benjamin Netanyahu.
00:01:08.220 Yeah, here we go.
00:01:08.920 Go with this one here.
00:01:10.800 Patrick Swayze.
00:01:12.040 Oh.
00:01:12.580 Write the score down.
00:01:13.520 Patrick Swayze.
00:01:14.840 If you can pull up the pictures as well.
00:01:16.320 Maybe you have a picture that's more of like a frontal profile.
00:01:19.600 So can you guys in the back just pull up Patrick Swayze?
00:01:22.940 Here we go.
00:01:23.660 Type in Patrick Swayze, and let's see what score he gives him.
00:01:26.260 This guy was a legend.
00:01:27.860 He's my man.
00:01:28.780 In our time.
00:01:29.720 Oh, yeah.
00:01:30.180 So go to.
00:01:31.940 Yeah, okay.
00:01:32.620 So I would just, no, no, go back.
00:01:34.480 Go back.
00:01:34.780 There's an image that was.
00:01:37.160 Back the, no, no, back the one on the, with the red shirt.
00:01:40.340 Yeah, that's perfect.
00:01:42.600 Yeah, so.
00:01:43.460 Write your score down and we'll go to it.
00:01:45.120 I would say, Chad, eight out of 10.
00:01:47.840 Okay.
00:01:48.500 You said eight out of 10.
00:01:49.160 Patrick's 10 for me.
00:01:50.140 He's a 10.
00:01:50.420 Oh, he's a 10, boy.
00:01:51.300 Why'd you say eight?
00:01:52.280 There's no one that's, face is completely perfect, right?
00:01:55.420 I'm sure you can find different facial ratios of his
00:01:58.680 that are slightly outside of the ideal,
00:02:01.040 one of which would be like his gonial angle is a little bit too steep, right?
00:02:06.280 So there's that. 0.94
00:02:08.440 So that would automatically make it so the person is not a scientific perfection.
00:02:14.340 Okay, so I'm going to put Clapp.
00:02:16.580 I'm curious to know what you end up scoring the highest.
00:02:19.360 You gave him a 10.
00:02:20.500 Because I know Patrick, and he was the best.
00:02:22.580 All right, let's go to the next one.
00:02:23.440 Where's the – where's this guy's – what's his name?
00:02:25.720 Patrick Swayze.
00:02:26.920 Patrick.
00:02:27.220 Here's the next one.
00:02:27.960 This guy.
00:02:28.440 We should – oh.
00:02:29.780 Elvis.
00:02:31.040 You know who he is.
00:02:32.180 Oh.
00:02:32.740 Oh, man, you're killing me now.
00:02:34.080 I'm actually going to give him a 4.75.
00:02:36.660 4.75 for Elvis?
00:02:38.840 Yes.
00:02:39.500 And what are you going to give him?
00:02:40.100 We're talking about that time right there?
00:02:41.840 This is peak Elvis.
00:02:43.120 Right there, peak 10?
00:02:43.840 10.
00:02:44.260 Peak Elvis.
00:02:45.120 10.
00:02:45.580 10.
00:02:45.900 So you give 4.75.
00:02:47.260 Why is Elvis 4.75?
00:02:48.420 I consider that a below-average face, certainly, because the face lacks angularity.
00:02:57.380 So you don't really see a lot of projection and depth
00:03:01.460 because of the lack of forward growth in the maxilla.
00:03:05.280 That's why the face looks extremely flat.
00:03:08.220 So he's got a flat face is what you say.
00:03:10.500 Yeah, so it's called a lack in maxillary forward development.
00:03:14.580 You know, this usually occurs from people mouth breathing.
00:03:17.820 During their development, their face actually grows down rather than forward.
00:03:21.880 Well, I say Dr. Mike Mew, praise be his name, was very, you know, influential
00:03:27.760 because maintaining that proper tongue posture when you're developing, you know,
00:03:32.720 human, it's extremely important.
00:03:35.340 Wow.
00:03:36.040 Yeah, he was amazing.
00:03:37.220 He was a 10 in your eyes?
00:03:38.160 Okay, next one.
00:03:39.020 Sean Connery.
00:03:40.300 Oh.
00:03:41.120 You want to pull up some of his pictures?
00:03:42.680 Sean Connery.
00:03:43.400 Young Sean Connery.
00:03:44.580 looks right looks yeah john was about five
00:03:49.780 um well maybe six
00:03:55.860 i'm gonna say
00:03:59.460 i'll give that like a 7.75 really yeah interesting why 7.75 sean connery i think he's a little less
00:04:10.060 uh good looking than the other guy just due to the the fino uh being slightly less ideal you know
00:04:16.660 the other guy with the blue blue eyes and uh yeah and the undertones uh the color i love how he says
00:04:22.680 the other guy we know who these guys but this is why i love that i'm doing it with you because
00:04:26.220 yeah it's a generation you don't follow so what do you give a sean i give i give i was gonna go
00:04:30.280 six but i go with a seven because also he was a bodybuilder he was wasn't he mr universe he did
00:04:35.060 something before you think about steve reeves no no no he's norway but him he he was a bodybuilder
00:04:39.840 was he was he sean connery was a bodybuilder there he is oh there you go you guys know you
00:04:44.000 know the norwood reaper so like you know the norwood scale i don't so like there's a meme
00:04:49.380 called the norwood reaper where you know it sneaks up on you and your hair starts to fall
00:04:54.720 out and starts to recede and it forms like the norwood pattern there's different stages of the
00:04:59.440 north yeah here just of the norwood scale which is like norwood one it looked like he was about
00:05:04.820 Nor would one or nor would two.
00:05:06.500 Is that good or bad?
00:05:07.880 It's bad.
00:05:08.660 Any hair loss is bad.
00:05:10.180 So that's why I've been taking hair loss medication since the day I took 18, turned 18.
00:05:14.560 So you've been taking hair loss medication since 18?
00:05:16.800 Yeah.
00:05:17.280 Really?
00:05:17.600 Any specific one?
00:05:19.200 Dutasteride.
00:05:20.100 Dutasteride.
00:05:20.540 Wow.
00:05:20.840 And you take that, have you seen a difference?
00:05:23.200 Well, no, that's the good thing.
00:05:24.940 Is your father bald?
00:05:26.300 No, my father hasn't.
00:05:27.260 Oh, you're good.
00:05:27.740 Or your mother, was it your mother's father?
00:05:29.320 Is he bald?
00:05:29.700 Yeah, but still, DHT is not an androgen you want in your body.
00:05:34.820 paul newman that's my man paul newman yeah i guess one of the biggest hollywood names married to his
00:05:42.820 wife 50 years that's paul newman um hustler the guy's got his own to give him like a a seven okay
00:05:53.620 so paul newman is seven what did you give him a 10 for me so he's got negative candle tilt
00:05:58.180 looks like the upper third is a little bit too big what is beautiful eyes
00:06:01.460 The upper third would be your forehead, and the canthal tail is the angle between your lateral and medial canthus.
00:06:10.940 So ideally, you want your eyes to be slanted positively slightly.
00:06:15.200 That shows strong zygomatic support and strong orbital bones,
00:06:19.080 but he's got the lack of zygomatic support and infraorbital support, which causes that.
00:06:25.440 So give him a seven.
00:06:26.560 Yes.
00:06:26.880 All right, Tom Brady.
00:06:27.580 oh tom brady i would say is um i'm gonna go 7.7.5
00:06:38.460 why 7.5 so he's got an extremely um masculine total facial width to height ratio that really
00:06:47.440 tall aristocratic style skull um it's very masculine you know you have the the tall jaw
00:06:55.020 and a huge lower third really gives him a huge halo as well as me i give him an eight because
00:07:02.100 i think if he worked out harder i think he changed his body even better because he's always been like
00:07:05.940 kind of loose and tall i think his face is a you know it's gotten better i think he could put some
00:07:11.420 more work in the gym okay it looks giga chad and um in the gucci thing but it's just like brutal
00:07:16.200 yeah it literally be tom brady and your girl will cheat with um yeah look at that yeah so
00:07:22.520 So you think about that, it's like, oh, you know, I think about personally,
00:07:27.860 I'm really successful, I'm looks maxing, I got to above average, 0.99
00:07:32.200 I'm making this money, and I'm like, oh, fuck, like Tom Brady mocks me 0.99
00:07:36.700 in all these different metrics, and it still happened to him. 1.00
00:07:39.160 It still happened to him.
00:07:39.780 It's over.
00:07:40.440 To a guy nobody knew that was a jiu-jitsu guy, Michael Jordan.
00:07:46.160 I'm going to say, like, I'll say, like, pretty dead average.
00:07:52.520 Say like 50th percentile, like 5 out of 10, yeah.
00:07:55.340 5 out of 10?
00:07:56.020 Yeah.
00:07:56.200 And what does that mean to you when you say 5 out of 10?
00:07:58.480 Average.
00:07:59.460 Just an average looking guy.
00:08:00.800 Yeah.
00:08:02.240 Middle of the road, average.
00:08:03.620 Any specific reason?
00:08:04.640 Can he do anything to get better?
00:08:08.100 Let's take a look. 0.99
00:08:09.140 That's a different Jordan. 0.99
00:08:10.340 Yeah, that one. 0.91
00:08:11.500 Yeah.
00:08:12.300 Is that the picture we want to use?
00:08:14.020 Use a...
00:08:15.180 The one on the right.
00:08:16.380 So his jaw is very steep, right?
00:08:18.220 So the mandibular plane, we ideally want that to be lower
00:08:22.500 so your jaw is taller from the front and your side pro.
00:08:26.400 You don't want your jaw to be angled down.
00:08:28.080 Got it.
00:08:28.440 To be lower so your ramus grows down.
00:08:30.460 So you want this to be lower to match this.
00:08:32.880 Correct.
00:08:33.120 It's more masculine.
00:08:33.960 Okay.
00:08:34.140 You also have an ideal that falls a lot closer to that.
00:08:38.480 He's got a great smile.
00:08:39.800 I met MJ.
00:08:40.700 He's the best.
00:08:41.360 I mean, when he was lean and playing the top of the game,
00:08:43.520 he was a good-looking man.
00:08:45.140 Tall, you know.
00:08:46.120 Was it 6'6", 6'7"?
00:08:47.040 6'6". 0.72
00:08:47.480 Yeah, 6'6".
00:08:48.620 Great smile, great teeth, great persona.
00:08:51.340 You know, he's just very slender and lean.
00:08:53.560 So out of the basketball players, he's one of the most good-looking guys.
00:08:56.160 There we go.
00:08:56.660 James Dean.
00:08:57.240 Oh, my boy.
00:09:00.020 I would say seven.
00:09:05.820 James Dean is a seven.
00:09:07.060 Maybe even less.
00:09:08.480 Maybe less.
00:09:09.440 Actually, a little less.
00:09:10.040 James Dean, worse.
00:09:10.820 James Dean, less than a seven?
00:09:12.740 Yeah, so he's a bit of a skull cell, which means –
00:09:17.440 Do you know what SFS means?
00:09:19.920 No.
00:09:20.520 Short face syndrome?
00:09:22.260 Short face syndrome?
00:09:24.340 Yeah.
00:09:24.580 He has that?
00:09:25.620 Yeah.
00:09:26.220 Can you type in short face syndrome?
00:09:29.980 Never heard of that before.
00:09:31.260 No, me neither.
00:09:31.560 We're learning stuff today.
00:09:32.440 I know, we are.
00:09:33.300 Very interesting.
00:09:33.620 So go to images.
00:09:34.700 Okay, when I sell my business, I want the best tax and investment advice.
00:09:39.360 I want to help my kids, and I want to give back to the community.
00:09:42.500 Ooh.
00:09:43.100 Then, it's the vacation of a lifetime.
00:09:45.940 I wonder if my head of office has a forever setter.
00:09:50.380 An IG Private Wealth advisor creates the clarity you need with plans that harmonize your business, your family, and your dreams.
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00:10:07.900 Wow.
00:10:09.300 Short piece.
00:10:10.900 I would use this image of the guy with the, oh wait, they can't see.
00:10:15.560 It's in the second row from the left, one down.
00:10:19.620 Like the white, yeah, that one. 0.98
00:10:22.400 Got it.
00:10:23.480 Yeah, so SFS is sort of what he has.
00:10:26.280 You notice how the chin and the lower third.
00:10:27.980 James Dean has that.
00:10:28.960 Yeah, yeah.
00:10:29.420 So what score do you give James Dean?
00:10:33.100 Maybe like, I still think he's above average.
00:10:35.820 Maybe like actually closer to a six.
00:10:38.420 Six?
00:10:39.040 I give him a seven.
00:10:40.580 And for you it's what?
00:10:41.740 What's the reason for that?
00:10:42.980 These are two of the best-looking guys right now.
00:10:44.580 But, you know, we're sitting here going through everybody.
00:10:47.060 I'm judging James Dean.
00:10:48.980 James Dean, just so you know, was, he was the man.
00:10:53.780 He only made three movies.
00:10:54.820 He only made three movies.
00:10:55.840 Three movies.
00:10:56.180 Just to clarify, though, like when you do like research from like an outside perspective into like what I do,
00:11:02.820 is that sort of like what you came across that like the best?
00:11:05.720 Because I don't really acknowledge that or.
00:11:07.940 That's what?
00:11:08.740 Like, you know, one of the best looking people.
00:11:10.320 Like I consider my looks level to be like, you know, slightly above average, but nowhere near.
00:11:14.340 what do you think you are really yeah like i don't like consider myself like oh you know like
00:11:18.960 these top what do you think you are seven um i don't want to give it a decile rating i think i'm
00:11:24.180 above average looks but i don't think i'm like you know even able to be compared to like these
00:11:29.460 hollywood actors and thrown into the same like who like uh you know i wouldn't place myself in
00:11:34.780 the same thing as like brad pitt and all why not hollywood guys uh i just think that they have
00:11:40.320 you know stronger facial harmony than me i don't think so facial harmony wow okay so maybe but but
00:11:46.680 but it's interesting so if you're giving these guys scores would you would you be above a seven
00:11:50.500 in your eyes you think today you're above a seven i don't think so you're above a six yeah okay so
00:11:55.740 you're above a six yeah very interesting that that at least that level of humility to think you're
00:12:01.480 between a six and a seven yeah okay so marlon brando oh i don't know if you know who he is from
00:12:09.940 godfather yeah yeah to see you chad yeah eight out of ten eight out of ten so so far there's
00:12:15.580 only two guys five actually eight point five marlon brando so so far he's the highest score
00:12:20.040 you've given yeah why is that um well super dimorphic um really good iron i'm not sure the
00:12:28.020 phenotype but it looks like his his coloring is is quite ideal like he's very high on um
00:12:34.320 the melanin and carotenoid axis so you've got like that super tan and glowy undertone
00:12:39.520 really masculine orbital bones you've got that like low set eyebrow that's one of the most
00:12:46.140 important things is having deep set and compact orbital bones for being a male what we call 0.81
00:12:51.720 hunter eyes and all these patterns are not just like autists making shit up on the internet it
00:12:57.580 comes from a lot of evolution right so the reason it's important to have deep set orbitals and
00:13:03.440 long eyelashes is because actually when you're running away from wild animals back in the day
00:13:08.740 the people the men with long eyelashes i would keep the brush out of their face
00:13:13.580 so they were the genes that actually passed on and that adaptation uh you know succeeded versus
00:13:20.700 the people who had short eyelashes brush gets in their face and they get eaten by the animal and
00:13:25.280 die this is news to me this is news to me this is we're learning okay so marlon brando you put
00:13:31.180 eight and a half. You put him seven. Oh, Brando, his streetcar
00:13:33.260 named Desire, ten.
00:13:35.280 He was, I mean, he was... You put him
00:13:37.140 as a seven, though. No, no, here, I put him. Oh, okay, he's a ten.
00:13:39.080 I just want him the next day. So he's a ten for you.
00:13:41.060 In Streetcar, when he was top of the world,
00:13:42.980 and he was, you know, Waterfront, Streetcar
00:13:44.980 named Desire, Streetcar, he was number one
00:13:46.960 in the world. I mean, he was the guy that went to Marilyn Monroe,
00:13:49.860 met her at a
00:13:50.380 dinner, Hollywood
00:13:53.100 dinner, and said to her, I remember that line
00:13:55.000 because he talked about it, he said, my place or your place.
00:13:57.660 That was the only thing he said to her.
00:13:59.380 To Marilyn Monroe. To Marilyn Monroe.
00:14:00.740 My place or your place? 0.88
00:14:01.820 My place or your place.
00:14:02.800 So which place ended up winning?
00:14:04.060 I think they went to his place.
00:14:05.260 They went to his place.
00:14:06.720 But that's the line.
00:14:07.840 Actually, I actually used that line.
00:14:09.760 Did it work?
00:14:10.560 I'm going to write that one down.
00:14:11.840 My place or his place?
00:14:12.900 Here we go.
00:14:13.400 Ronaldo.
00:14:14.680 Was followed, man, on Instagram.
00:14:16.440 I'm going to say 6.5.
00:14:18.260 6.5.
00:14:18.960 Actually, no, no, not that high.
00:14:22.900 Pull up a more recent picture because he actually ascended.
00:14:26.680 He ascended?
00:14:27.620 That's just the face, right?
00:14:28.940 Yeah.
00:14:29.440 He was just looking at the face.
00:14:30.540 Probably around six.
00:14:31.920 You put him as a six?
00:14:33.360 Yeah.
00:14:34.800 It's pretty wild for you to put him as a six,
00:14:37.120 but tell me why you think he's a six.
00:14:39.500 I think he's a six because of the mandibular recession.
00:14:42.600 So if you look at the side profiles here,
00:14:45.620 like click on that picture of him from the side.
00:14:49.940 No, from the side profile, like where it shows his jaw.
00:14:53.220 There is one.
00:14:56.300 Side profile?
00:14:57.440 Yeah, so basically there's like all these different assessments
00:15:00.320 So we have the Ricketts E-line to measure.
00:15:04.580 Which one would you like out of these?
00:15:05.760 Yeah, either or.
00:15:07.520 It doesn't really matter, the first two.
00:15:09.780 That one might be a little bigger, though.
00:15:13.040 No.
00:15:13.860 Okay, so, yeah, either or.
00:15:15.400 But there's basically a line that we have where the tip of your nose is going down to your chin.
00:15:22.140 It should touch all three of your three points, your lips, and all this to assess whether or not you have a recessed mandible.
00:15:30.320 And he does slightly, which is why he has that, you know, loose submental tissue, because there's not a lot of oral volume, right?
00:15:38.620 So that's what actually gives you a good submental and hyoid region is forward growth and oral volume.
00:15:46.620 Well, his body's a 10, but I think his face, I think it's probably about the same five or six because, you know, I think, but it is the way he trains this guy and the way I.
00:15:56.020 It's funny because I've actually never heard anyone be as accurate with the rating system to where they could put someone like this at like, yeah, you're saying like, oh, yeah, he's a little bit above average, like reasonable.
00:16:08.240 Most people are so absurd and so off with their takes to where they think average is 7 out of 10.
00:16:13.820 It doesn't make sense even logically.
00:16:15.620 Like if we have out of 10 a decile rating, why is 7?
00:16:19.780 Your average is a 5.
00:16:21.600 Yeah, absolutely.
00:16:23.020 What would make you a 10 out of 10 for you?
00:16:24.980 It would never happen.
00:16:25.880 It would never happen.
00:16:26.960 Okay.
00:16:27.820 It's just not.
00:16:28.620 Who's the highest score for you?
00:16:29.860 Is there anybody that you score the highest?
00:16:32.320 So, yeah, there's, in terms of, like, facial harmony,
00:16:35.540 which is one of the biggest things that you.
00:16:38.060 What do you give me?
00:16:39.460 What do you give me?
00:16:40.920 Do you want me to rate, like, now or, like.
00:16:42.880 Yeah, now.
00:16:43.200 Go to peak. 0.56
00:16:44.160 Go to peak.
00:16:44.560 Peak?
00:16:45.420 Yeah, go to peak.
00:16:46.500 Antonio Sabato Jr.
00:16:48.100 But I want now, too.
00:16:49.240 He'll give it to you.
00:16:50.660 Okay.
00:16:52.280 Young.
00:16:52.740 Type in young.
00:16:54.820 yeah seo hasn't caught up with what peak means yet i would say i would rate you like
00:17:04.080 7.75 in your peak thank you man oh coming from you is a lot that's awesome man yeah that's my
00:17:11.540 dad right there so like that would be like high chad light or around yeah so that's um 7.75 it's
00:17:18.800 like 98th percentile there i'll take 99th you better leave walking let's see what it is now
00:17:24.400 hold on um well i mean just getting older that's just something that that happens it's unavoidable
00:17:32.380 right sure um you know how old are you 54 yeah for 54 years old if within that percentile you've
00:17:39.240 even ascended further because most people descend at a much more rapid rate and and you know have a
00:17:44.180 lot worse features by the time they're 54 than yourself right but you know if you were to to
00:17:49.140 compare yourself with like hollywood actors that are you know in their 20s and stuff it might drop
00:17:54.660 a little bit down to where maybe today um i would put you at probably like a low seven something
00:18:02.920 something on the sevens though i'll take it yeah i'll take thank you man low sevens in 50s and
00:18:07.960 high sevens okay can we go into some politicians because you made this point about you know how
00:18:12.760 much looks helps so this is probably one of the hottest superstars on the democratic side mom
00:18:18.340 donny um yeah let's pull up some pictures on him so we have some options let's rate the guy that
00:18:26.340 wants to arrest israeli we're gonna do both of them yeah um oh let's see yeah yeah let's uh
00:18:39.600 You're funny.
00:18:40.840 Right, right.
00:18:41.780 What do you want to give him?
00:18:42.940 Let's not do any.
00:18:44.980 Could we do politicians like before 2000?
00:18:50.020 Do you want to give anything on him or no?
00:18:51.640 With Momdani?
00:18:52.480 I don't want to do Momdani or Benjamin Knight.
00:18:55.760 You don't want to do those two?
00:18:57.740 Yeah, no.
00:18:58.640 Okay, what would you give Momdani?
00:19:00.100 I'll give him a two and a half.
00:19:01.380 Oh, two and a half.
00:19:02.140 Especially, yeah, yeah.
00:19:03.320 Just purely on looks.
00:19:04.100 Don't go because politically he may be at a different place as you.
00:19:06.600 Oh, looks? Good four.
00:19:07.520 He's charming.
00:19:08.240 He's got the smile.
00:19:09.140 He's very good on stage.
00:19:10.440 You know, he's got a massive following.
00:19:12.020 I'll give him a five.
00:19:13.940 Okay.
00:19:14.500 You're still not going to give anything on Mamdani?
00:19:17.040 No.
00:19:18.220 No.
00:19:19.620 What's the reasoning?
00:19:20.580 What's your reasoning for it?
00:19:21.700 Because it's just like I'm not going to get myself dragged into some, like,
00:19:25.620 Twitter battle with someone because I'll give him a –
00:19:28.540 if I were to give him a purely objective rating.
00:19:32.460 I think you're pretty objective.
00:19:33.720 No, I am, but people don't understand that on Twitter.
00:19:36.300 It's just going to be a whole political thing.
00:19:38.800 On giving a score to Mabdani?
00:19:40.100 People assume that I'm rating him based off of like some –
00:19:43.360 Political stuff.
00:19:43.740 Some internal –
00:19:44.280 I actually think you're very objective, and I don't think you –
00:19:47.440 Well, you do, but most people on X are –
00:19:49.300 But I think that's why I'm prefacing it.
00:19:51.280 So if they cut it properly, because we'll share it ourselves.
00:19:54.300 That's the thing.
00:19:54.960 You gave Newsom a very high score, right?
00:19:57.540 You gave Newsom a very high score,
00:19:59.200 and that doesn't mean necessarily maybe you agree with his politics.
00:20:02.660 I think you're pretty fair.
00:20:03.640 Fair enough.
00:20:04.140 Yeah, we could give Mabdani a rating.
00:20:05.700 I would say that he's around a 4.5 out of 10.
00:20:10.420 Objective facial rating.
00:20:11.820 All right.
00:20:12.180 And you gave him a what?
00:20:13.020 You gave him a five.
00:20:14.060 Okay.
00:20:14.340 So you gave him a higher than his.
00:20:15.560 Fair enough.
00:20:16.000 How about Marco Rubio?
00:20:17.900 Marco Rubio, I would say that he would probably be a 5.25.
00:20:25.040 Okay.
00:20:26.080 Easy ascension, though.
00:20:27.180 Easy ascension.
00:20:27.940 He's just a little bit overweight.
00:20:30.280 So he's got to lose some weight.
00:20:31.440 And needs the ear spent.
00:20:32.520 Then he could probably ascend to like HTN.
00:20:35.700 hdn yeah high tier normie where do you put him at my cuban brother uh well i would say i'll give
00:20:43.200 him a good six you know when you know he's he's working he's gonna be going into that 2028 uh
00:20:48.260 possible presidential election where do you put uh jd jd um better now this picture is maybe not
00:20:55.720 i was gonna say jd today he did have because jd's been working out a lot maybe top left right there
00:21:00.700 looks good he's been taking care of himself yeah this one got me into a lot of heat last time but
00:21:06.680 yeah and by the way maybe even you don't even know this maybe even that comment you made got
00:21:11.500 him to want to take uh exercising more seriously no i actually did take 100 credit for that lean
00:21:16.500 you do take 100 credit that's good credit one thing that i am uh very passionate about
00:21:21.460 is you don't just see like a one-to-one just transition in someone's entire life within six
00:21:28.120 months yeah i mean like that clip was everywhere on there so what do you give him today not not
00:21:32.860 at that time but today has he made some progress today i give him like a i would rate him like
00:21:38.200 maybe a half a point higher than mandani around like a five you give him a five so rubio is ahead
00:21:45.340 of jd oh yeah okay and then what do you what do you give him he's good looking guy and also those
00:21:50.680 eyes so i give him a six okay so his palperol fisher length like the he's a good looking guy
00:21:56.320 The width of his eyes is just so short.
00:21:59.040 And you see this in also Chris Hemsworth, too.
00:22:02.300 Yeah.
00:22:02.920 That's a very important facial ratio is to have super wide eyes and a lot of sclera show.
00:22:08.020 Sclera is like the whites of your eyes.
00:22:09.860 They're just really, like, so compact and narrow.
00:22:12.360 All right.
00:22:12.620 Let's go to Putin.
00:22:13.600 Here we go.
00:22:14.020 You don't have – he's in Russia. 0.97
00:22:14.880 So as long as you don't go there, you're going to be fine.
00:22:16.960 Putin's actually in a – oh, well.
00:22:19.180 You want to put him up?
00:22:20.120 Putin, what do you score him?
00:22:22.080 Yeah, I'm probably going to go there soon.
00:22:24.500 So I would say that, like, if we're rating current,
00:22:30.420 like with it, we probably want to do young, yeah.
00:22:36.040 I think some may say older would be better than younger,
00:22:38.980 but you can pick and choose.
00:22:42.240 Yeah.
00:22:45.760 He looks ice cold.
00:22:47.800 Skip.
00:22:48.420 Let's skip this one.
00:22:50.100 Really?
00:22:50.860 Yeah, let's skip.
00:22:52.380 He's got to go there.
00:22:54.820 It's a tough one because this is a tough one.
00:22:57.120 What did you give him?
00:22:57.700 What did he give him?
00:22:58.620 Putin, listen, the looks really, he went somewhere else, right?
00:23:02.700 He just did a different career.
00:23:04.920 I mean, look, that's a pretty good picture for him.
00:23:07.220 Does he get at least a five from you on that one?
00:23:10.040 Yeah, I'll give him a five.
00:23:11.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:12.560 So at least a five.
00:23:14.120 So that's actually not bad in this.
00:23:15.340 So both of you guys give a five plus.
00:23:18.060 Okay, Barack Obama.
00:23:19.720 Barack Obama, I would place him a little.
00:23:24.020 The guys could have picked a different photo.
00:23:25.260 I don't know why they chose this one, but pick Barack Obama.
00:23:27.440 I'd say Obama's slightly above average, like maybe 5.25 as well.
00:23:33.100 Are you there?
00:23:33.820 Yeah, about the same.
00:23:34.980 Probably 6.
00:23:35.840 You know, he's a good looking guy.
00:23:36.300 Obama actually, in my opinion, I feel like he ascended and looks like better as an old cell.
00:23:43.540 You know?
00:23:44.280 I agree.
00:23:44.700 I agree.
00:23:45.360 Like almost like the contrast that you see between like the gray hair and, you know.
00:23:50.120 Like the one on the right?
00:23:51.720 Maybe not him opening his mouth like that, but something.
00:23:53.880 More so when he was...
00:23:55.040 He's got a great smile.
00:23:56.200 Like that one right there.
00:23:57.100 Go on the middle one. 0.76
00:23:58.500 Top.
00:23:59.080 That one right there.
00:24:00.060 Yeah, I feel like that's a better hair color than...
00:24:02.220 I agree.
00:24:02.860 So what do you give him there?
00:24:03.820 Does he hit a six or not yet?
00:24:05.320 No.
00:24:05.720 He's still a 5.25.
00:24:07.320 Okay.
00:24:08.260 All right.
00:24:08.680 Let's go to Bebe.
00:24:10.300 You want to pull up Bebe?
00:24:11.460 Young Benjamin Netanyahu.
00:24:15.300 This is...
00:24:16.520 I've never seen that picture.
00:24:18.120 Wow.
00:24:19.080 Good looking...
00:24:19.640 Yeah, good looking guy.
00:24:20.860 Maybe go on the...
00:24:24.280 I would never know that that was him.
00:24:26.440 Wow.
00:24:27.140 Yeah.
00:24:28.720 Let's see.
00:24:30.460 Yeah, he looks a lot different.
00:24:32.780 Yeah, he looks a lot different.
00:24:34.700 Young.
00:24:35.800 I would say probably like around 8th gen, around like 6th.
00:24:40.540 He was in the military there, so he was at 18.
00:24:42.400 6-something?
00:24:42.780 18.
00:24:43.260 6 to 6.25, around there.
00:24:45.600 Okay, what do you give him?
00:24:46.220 Yeah, I give him about the same.
00:24:47.380 He was a good-looking guy.
00:24:48.340 All right, AOC.
00:24:51.000 Oddie right there, dude. 1.00
00:24:52.520 She's hot. 1.00
00:24:53.180 She's hot? 0.99
00:24:53.860 Yeah. 1.00
00:24:55.500 Has she slid in your DMs yet or not yet?
00:24:58.840 I know you did.
00:25:00.020 There was a bit of a press thing between us, I guess.
00:25:05.800 But, yeah, I would say that she is probably, like, prime.
00:25:11.460 I'd say, like, also, like, six.
00:25:14.520 Yeah, like, very six out of ten.
00:25:16.100 Six?
00:25:16.680 Flat six?
00:25:17.480 Yeah.
00:25:18.160 That's pretty high for you.
00:25:19.300 Yeah, that's good.
00:25:20.240 What do you give me? 1.00
00:25:20.800 In her prime, when she was dancing over there,
00:25:22.420 yeah seven seven yeah she and that's why i also like the rating thing is this happens all the
00:25:27.600 time on the streets is like people come up to me clav can you give me a rating and i'm like i really
00:25:32.180 don't want to hurt your feelings because a lot of the times they won't be good looking and i'm like
00:25:36.860 a pretty blunt guy i'm not even trying to be like an asshole i'm just trying to be like they want
00:25:41.060 your opinion you gotta be honest right uh but you tell someone that there are four out of ten and 0.68
00:25:45.860 you're being completely truthful with them right uh it's a hard thing to hear yeah especially from
00:25:50.660 you well especially because most people like like i was talking about before assume seven is average
00:25:57.300 so maybe they're used to being rated as a five or a six but you go even further than that with like
00:26:01.980 the actual rating system that they're just not used to it can be quite brutal and like you don't
00:26:06.180 have time to explain that nuance to every single person i really just don't like to do ratings i'm
00:26:10.560 like why about this guy and also why do you want to know uh trump uh i'll give trump peak i don't
00:26:17.380 think that's his peak there's there's better there's better looks of trump i'll give
00:26:21.560 yeah we got to give trump a uh a 6.5 for sure yeah and his prime he says he looks better than
00:26:31.260 elvis so by the way you scored trump higher than you scored hell he mocks elvis yeah he mocks
00:26:35.240 elvis 100 so he's a six and a half you give elvis a 4.75 100 do you agree with that i give trump in
00:26:41.980 his prime a good seven you know what i mean he's so session and a half slayer so why is trump
00:26:47.900 better looking it's just locker room talk why is trump better looking than elvis um so one of the
00:26:55.480 the biggest contributors i would say is is the coloring that trump has um that phenotype it
00:27:01.500 just look looks like super high class and just um you know once again the facial width to height
00:27:07.840 ratio he's got a super wide face it's like aggressive um and that's why he's able to like
00:27:14.400 dominate the rooms that he's in and also another thing is the 12 tooth smile i believe he has what
00:27:19.440 is that just like how many teeth are visible when he smiles super wide palette so it's 12 tooth
00:27:25.200 smile yeah and that's another thing i was talking about it's like the compact orbital so he's got
00:27:30.200 like a really like masculine uh orbital um orbital rim can we do the ladies and then we'll wrap up
00:27:36.960 this segment and then clav you and i will speak for a few minutes together okay sofia vergara 0.98
00:27:41.500 um you know who she is no no idea i do yeah i give her a good eight i'll give her yeah eight
00:27:51.360 stacy she's an eight yeah yeah she's an eight now okay so let's go through some of these quickly 0.79
00:27:55.260 pamela anderson uh seven point seven five seven dated her in their prime at 10 you dated pamela
00:28:02.800 anderson right there right after that like around that time yeah really tell us about it she's
00:28:08.820 amazing she's one of the sweetest people um i was able to have a really a small nice relationship
00:28:14.720 very private we kept it very private but she was she was very beautiful i didn't know that okay 0.54
00:28:18.920 salma hayek are you familiar with her she just turned 60 i'll give her 7.5 really her prime when
00:28:30.960 she was uh working in the first couple of movies i give her a 10 wait let me ask you a question just
00:28:36.340 so i can understand like this helps me yeah where people are coming from do you think that you mog
00:28:41.200 the um the pamela anderson uh girl i don't think i'm i i think that mug word for me doesn't doesn't
00:28:48.160 fit very well because i'm just too humble to accept it because it feels negative in a way
00:28:53.200 but i understand i also try to understand where you're coming from in your world um i never looked
00:28:58.960 than myself in my entire life waking up in the morning go oh i'm good looking that never crossed
00:29:04.140 my mind ever i try to get better every day well maybe let me also i'm very religious so i have a
00:29:09.080 i have a higher understanding can you define the question do you think that in terms of like the
00:29:16.880 percentile looks levels just looks levels in general do you think that she was better looking 1.00
00:29:22.960 than you at the time or you were better looking than her oh she was definitely she was the biggest 0.94
00:29:28.160 star in the world yeah she was definitely uh an amazing person outside and definitely a lot above
00:29:34.260 me i would say that you guys quite quite similar looks level so that's like right there you see
00:29:40.780 yeah so in my opinion that's like what a relationship should look like of like similar
00:29:45.540 looks levels but that's not something that you see anymore you would see like if you're around
00:29:51.400 today in your prime right you would probably like your girlfriend might be like significantly less
00:29:58.740 good looking than you i'm not saying you but i'm just saying like you know in a in a generational
00:30:04.680 context someone similar to you today their girlfriend would like less likely to be as
00:30:09.800 good looking as them or better looking in the time that we live in now like two people that are
00:30:14.560 the same yeah you don't really see that you don't really see that too often i mean you see that at
00:30:18.880 the top of the top levels because that's just what's available brad pitt and angelina jolie
00:30:22.660 i think too and when tom cruise and nicole kidman were at the top i think they were just the couple
00:30:27.040 but i think right now i don't think you have that you're right yeah so it's uh it's quite
00:30:31.660 interesting let's do a couple more oh giselle victoria's secret this is tom brady's ex-wife
00:30:38.120 she has the best but yeah 8.5 so you scored her higher than everybody else why is she an 8.5 0.99
00:30:44.180 um well i her coloring and um yeah i think just how striking the face is with those super 1.00
00:30:53.200 projected um zygose and the facial leanness that she has um is why i give her that rating and she
00:31:00.240 has slightly outside of the ideal features too which is why it's funny like her mid face is 0.99
00:31:05.100 slightly long but i think just like the overall facial harmony that she has outside of that one
00:31:10.780 ratio is crazy i kind of want to do an experiment later where i go and i edit her face to be a
00:31:17.060 little bit shorter to see how that that makes her let me ask you a question when you see a girl and 0.53
00:31:21.200 you see her beauty walking in are you also looking at other like her feet or hands or smile or eyes 0.98
00:31:26.980 or is it just like because the face could be a 10 but maybe her body is you know so is that how do
00:31:32.820 you feel about that like it could be one or the other so when i first see a person it extends i
00:31:39.200 think it's not even worth you know mentioning like just a woman in general when you see a person
00:31:44.900 anyone does this subconsciously you know within about 13 milliseconds if they're good looking or
00:31:51.020 if they're ugly right it's the whole package yeah so you just immediately can tell right but i'm
00:31:55.920 just someone who throughout my years of research can explain and articulate why that might be the 0.97
00:32:01.440 case right um this exact feature is what's uh what turns you on in a girl like is there boobs 1.00
00:32:07.160 your butt or you know there's physique the face the face yeah yeah i like um you know blonde girls 1.00
00:32:14.560 that have more of like a model look to them there's like a weird trend today where so not brunettes 0.97
00:32:20.060 uh i usually date blonde girls yeah so it's like there's a weird trend today where people like
00:32:25.320 like thick like you know overweight yeah it's it makes no sense that's not for you so how would
00:32:30.740 a grace kelly go for you um a little bit too pale for me but i need to see a more frontal picture
00:32:38.280 but yeah so anyway like i was saying uh i have the same view as anyone else i could just identify it
00:32:45.980 so like the whole thing about mogging and stuff all of this like forum speak was really meant to
00:32:51.500 exist within a very like tight-knit small part of the internet it was never meant to be on shows
00:32:57.640 like this you know that was never the intention uh when these words and like this dialogue was
00:33:02.160 occurring uh from like you know 2008 you know up until now but it's just like the kind of the way
00:33:10.340 that society moved and when i first started coming up it just like resonated with so many people
00:33:16.180 that's why it's in the mainstream i don't go on and live my days um necessarily like going up to
00:33:22.720 people and saying like no of course oh i'm augy like it's really not something that uh ever really
00:33:28.100 comes out of my mouth outside of like a content um you know perspective okay let's wrap these up
00:33:34.860 before we we finish it up and clav i want some time with you bo derrick oh prime 10 uh you ever
00:33:41.540 heard of her no i'd say like six six on bo derrick no in her time when she was number one she was
00:33:48.040 number one oh derek walker yeah she was a dime elizabeth taylor uh like a 6.5 6.5 1.00
00:34:00.680 maybe less actually less on elizabeth taylor eight good solid eight she was married eight times by 0.95
00:34:06.720 the way that she was i met her too amazing it's hard with the pictures to rate someone
00:34:10.680 ideally and this is like the guidance that they give on the official looks maxing forums
00:34:15.200 is you want just a raw, candid picture of someone's face
00:34:18.040 straight up on a non-distorted lens.
00:34:20.860 So that'd be like a 50-millimeter lens just literally.
00:34:23.220 Just sitting there.
00:34:24.140 Just resting.
00:34:24.860 Like a model, a candid photo that they submit to modeling agencies
00:34:28.160 is like that as well.
00:34:29.680 Because you could see all about the face.
00:34:31.400 If someone's angling their face or maybe like clenching their jaw,
00:34:35.860 it can like mess with something.
00:34:37.220 Distorted.
00:34:38.700 Sophia Loren.
00:34:42.100 I'm going to give her, I'll wait until the picture comes up.
00:34:44.380 Can you pull up some pictures on Sophia Loren?
00:34:46.260 Yeah. 1.00
00:34:46.740 She gets out of that boat. 0.53
00:34:49.500 Yeah.
00:34:49.880 Young Sophia Loren.
00:34:51.100 Yes, they're on the beach, getting out of a boat.
00:34:53.600 Okay.
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00:35:24.460 Oh, yeah.
00:35:26.640 Second picture is probably the good one right there. 0.94
00:35:28.900 Yeah, I'll give her a seven.
00:35:29.920 Seven? 0.62
00:35:31.080 No, she's always going to be a ten for me.
00:35:33.080 Look at that picture on the left. 1.00
00:35:34.120 She's gorgeous. 0.99
00:35:35.140 She's gorgeous.
00:35:35.740 So let me ask you a question.
00:35:36.700 you don't think that so if you rate someone a 10 that means there's absolutely not one flaw
00:35:41.420 that you see to me because of what they've done i mean i've known them and some of them i've known
00:35:46.120 them my whole life yeah i give them who's a 10 for who's a who's the most beautiful woman in
00:35:51.380 your eyes like who do you put as number one is there one for you um the person that i was with
00:35:58.580 last that i'm getting my life back together to hopefully get her back because to me it was yeah
00:36:07.820 is she well known no but she's the out of everybody you've ever seen in the world she
00:36:13.620 was the one for you yeah why is that because i i love her more than anything what happened
00:36:22.360 good answer i was needed to work on myself um which i wasn't and i just thought that she was
00:36:29.900 going to be there for me forever and it didn't turn out that way so right now i need to work
00:36:34.760 on myself to get better to get her back in my life but only on the fact that i'm going to get
00:36:41.260 my life better i need to work on myself it's that stage in my life that i need to do things better
00:36:46.680 for myself to have that type of person are you guys in communication oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah but
00:36:52.600 i i know what i have to do so until i do that i wouldn't want the best person in my life to be
00:36:58.700 there if i'm not ready 100 to do what i what she needs me to do wow who do you put um i'll put
00:37:06.980 But probably, I think, like, Prime Taylor Hill is probably one of the Victoria's Secret model. 1.00
00:37:17.000 I don't know who she is. 0.94
00:37:18.180 Taylor Hill? 0.68
00:37:19.140 Yeah.
00:37:19.300 She popped up, so apparently others know who she is.
00:37:22.080 Oh, I've seen her before.
00:37:23.480 She's about your age, right?
00:37:26.200 No, no.
00:37:26.840 Oh, no, she's older?
00:37:27.800 Younger?
00:37:28.380 Older.
00:37:30.180 Oh, in this picture.
00:37:31.300 So the one, the second, go to the bottom left, you have right there? 1.00
00:37:34.840 yeah so that's like uh the type of photo that you would want ideally but she's not a blonde 0.99
00:37:40.280 yeah i mean that's my usual type but like a lot of the girls dye their hair anyway so
00:37:45.520 is what it is i dyed my hair black are you trying are you trying to uh pursue her no i don't really
00:37:51.160 do like outbound dms yet once i become like a little bit more brand safe i'm gonna start like
00:37:55.980 um dming like actresses and stuff but i feel like i would have to do some weird thing where i like
00:38:01.420 because anywhere I go, someone records and it's like a whole thing,
00:38:06.820 like no matter what.
00:38:07.960 Would you pursue her?
00:38:09.360 Would you go after her in time?
00:38:11.480 Yeah, maybe.
00:38:12.340 Good.
00:38:12.660 Maybe.
00:38:13.100 Nice.
00:38:13.800 Yeah.
00:38:14.120 I just need to like work on the social media reputation.
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