Episode 283: London Gangster Reveals The Mob Life in Britain (David Courtney)
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1 hour and 1 minute
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214.77948
Summary
On this episode of Value Tame, I sat down with someone who considers themselves a mafioso. A gangster from New York, who did security for the Cray Twins when they had their funeral, one of them when they brought a thousand security guards, this man is full of stories.
Transcript
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30 seconds, one time for the underdog, ignition sequence start, let me see you put em up, reach
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the sky, turn the stars up above, cause it's one time for the underdog, one time for the
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I'm Patrick B. David, host of Value Tame, and today I sat down with somebody who considers
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themselves a mafioso, a gangster, but a gangster from New York who did security for Cray Twins,
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one of them when they had their funeral, he's the one that brought a thousand security guards,
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that's David Courtney, this man is full of stories, so get ready to be entertained on
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See, that's what makes it interesting, the fact that half of it, if 10% of it is true,
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So, when I read up on you, you know, you see the word celebrity gangster, you work security
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with the Cray Twins, Cray Twins, the movie in America, you know, with Tom Hardy, I think
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it was called Legend, is what it was called, and some of the movies about him, a real neat
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You've associated with some interesting people in your life.
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Like, how did you get into this world yourself?
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Um, I don't really think you can blame your environment of how you turned naughty.
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You can't say there was no green areas for me to play on, and the classrooms were too
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My mum and dad are God-fearing Cub and Scout leaders, so there is no reason at all I ended
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I cannot blame Scarface or a computer game or a rapper for my behaviour.
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I can't blame it on that because you are born naughty.
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And the people that are not born naughty, that try to be naughty, they're the ones that
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ended up being snitches and cowards and doing the wrong thing on the day and making the deal
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And that word, celebrity gangster, that is a media word.
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But I read something about at nine years old, you had something that inspired you.
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Something happened that inspired you at around nine years old.
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I'm afraid, however cocky this might sound, you do actually get natural leaders and natural
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You've got to know what you are as quick as possible and try not to be put into the
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wrong category because each one is exactly the same importance as the other one.
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At a very early age, I realized that the art of delegation is as important as the days of
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the best fighter was the one in charge of the firm.
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You know, always the best fighter on the firm isn't always the most intelligent.
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Maybe he's a little bit, not the sharpest pencil in the box, yeah?
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And I was very good at delegating who, what, where.
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But I was definitely the black sheep of the family.
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My biggest weapon that I have, I can read you quicker than you would f***ing want me to.
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I could read you quicker than you would want me to.
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And humor is of maximum importance to me, yeah?
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Laughing, keeping it funny, keeping it on a good bounce in every single thing I do.
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Whether you're sitting outside a house waiting to shoot someone,
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you can either be sitting there shitting yourself or just try and keep it good humoured, yeah?
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I never know what problem is going to knock on my door 24 hours a day.
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And as long as I am ticking over in a good, happy, bouncy mood all day long,
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I handle all them problems better that I'm in a good mood than I am if I'm walking around with the ump.
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Most of the people I know do, but I don't do that.
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Yeah, I'm not saying I'm, no, no, no, I don't do that.
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I'm not saying I haven't had a puff, I don't have a good drink now and then, yeah,
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I've watched it turn heroes of mine into arseholes.
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I don't do that and I don't ever want to be in a position where,
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that I ever have to make a decision while I'm wired, yeah?
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And I went, well, just put an hole in him and I didn't really mean that just because I was flying.
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You're February 1759, is that one, February 1759?
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So I watched to see, connect the dots, to see where does your wiring come from?
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So obviously it's not your parents because your parents are, you said, God-fearing,
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you know, good people doing what they're doing and you learned at an early age that you had the delegation part.
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So when would you say was the first time you committed your first crime where you're like,
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I didn't look at it as I was being extra brave or I was the courageous one, yeah?
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I didn't realize I was gifted at having a fight until quite later on in my life.
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I hung around with all the big kids, all the naughty kids, 13, 14, and 15, my friends were 20.
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You have your fights at school and all that, but that's not worth talking about.
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Oh, the first real battle I had was with a builder one day in a pub who had the belt
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And it just looked like the scariest thing in the world, you know what I mean?
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And it was the first real man-to-man battle I can remember having to have.
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Now, you're famous for saying you can outfight and outdance almost any man.
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If you are someone that has to carry a weapon for your day job, a prison officer, a dormant,
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a debt collector, a soldier, whatever, you must choose the weapon that you are prepared
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What I mean by that is if you choose to carry a gun or a knife, forget the time you're going
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to pull the knife and save your life, what will most probably happen is you'll be driving
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down the road, hit someone up the arse in his new car, he will jump out of his car, drag
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you out, stop banging you, and you would, if you had it in your pocket, go, right, and
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get 20 years because you dented his bumper, yeah?
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If he was walking around Tesco's and you trod on his foot and he just had a corn operation
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and he turned around and started beating you up and you had it in your pocket, you would
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go and get 20 years because you, right, so don't carry the weapon you don't want to
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do the prison sentence for, a knuckle duster, you will go bang, knock him out, and that's
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He ain't going to die, his jaw will go over there, you might get 18 months, and I don't
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mind getting 18 months every time I have a fight, but I'm not going to risk getting
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life imprisonment every time I have to fight somebody.
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Whatever you want to call it, choose the weapon you don't mind doing the bird for, yeah?
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And I don't mind getting 18 months here doing it as if I get caught, but because I wrapped
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mine up in plaster and no one ever saw that I had it on, they just thought I was the best
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puncher in the world, you know, knocking them out all over the place, yeah?
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And I run a big team of doormen in London just before the rave scene it, so I had about
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800 flat-nosed, bald-headed thugs working for me, and I was like a job centre in the week,
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so on a Friday, Saturday and Sunday night, they were doormen, but all week they just
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So if anyone wanted somebody beat up, their car repossessed, some squatters thrown out,
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You might not know to ask, but you know the doormen of the nightclub, you know, the eight
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guys all standing there like that, they will either do it, or they will know where to point
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And then the rave scene came in, you know, acid, and the drug scene came in.
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Well, you're earning 150 pound a night as a wages as a doormen, yeah?
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Now they were selling these E's in the nightclub at 20 pounds each, and it was the doormen
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They're the doormen controlled, you can come in and sell them, right?
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I get X amount of pounds for letting you do that, and I will do my job and throw everyone
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So I look like I'm doing my job, the police are happy with me, I'm throwing them out at
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everyone, but I'm leaving you in there, you give me a thousand pound a night to sell them,
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and that way you'll have no other competition in there.
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So, and then all of a sudden you're earning four or five grand a night.
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So now it's worth getting involved in a drug war for, when there's people turning up going,
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I want to be the doormen here with guns, we want to run this club.
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It's worth fighting for, because you're now going home with a thousand pound a night wages.
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Yeah, so you're involved in drug wars, then it all goes, it's a slow process, but it turned
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into that way, and then my army of debt collectors, car repossession, foreign squatters out, turned
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into an army in the authorities' eyes of drug-deaning English gangsters, which I suppose we molded
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into, but didn't set out to be, do you understand what I mean?
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Yeah, nobody does want to be a G, but sometimes, like you said something earlier, so, I mean,
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that's late 80s, early 90s, let's go back a little bit.
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So let me ask you, say I'm in high school with you, okay, we're 16, 17 years old, who
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I was the funniest guy in high school, I was the court jester, and I've handled the court
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jester thing in the big gangster situations I've been in, in life-threatening situations
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I've been in, when I've been in the Old Bailey, at the Old Bailey, I went dressed as a court
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jester, with the bells, and knocked the policeman out in the court, yeah, I've been, when I've
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been in prison, I've played the court jester in prison.
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It's kept me out of trouble, I haven't had to hang around with the blacks, the whites,
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the Muslims, the non-Muslims, the hard nuts, the cowards, the gay, I was a court jester,
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Giggly, jokey, laughing, when it comes down to being serious, then I can be as serious
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as anyone else, if not, I have a very, very scary phone book, mate, yeah?
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Does that go all the way back to then as well, or no?
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Yeah, of course, yes, it's what you can call up.
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That's what makes you important, that's what makes you scary, yeah?
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If I can call on the Russians, the Albanians, the Somalians, the Chinese, the Yadi, if I
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can call them up, I don't have to be a good fighter, I'll just get you fucked up on my
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They say, choose a weapon, let me get to something, if you let me get to my phone, I don't care
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what situation I'm in, what country I'm in, if you let me get to my phone, I can fuck you.
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So choice of weapon has changed to a phone now?
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Telephones, 100%, 100%, let me get that and I'll beat you.
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Like you said, you have to be born with it, which is great, but you said something earlier,
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you said, I never touched a blow, I never touched a coke.
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I never touched a coke, I've had a puff, I've done that, but listen, listen, coke is the weirdest
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drug in the world for me to actually even understand.
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Because any drug you take, if you take acid, you know you've had a bit of acid.
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If you smoke a bit of weed, you know you've had a bit of weed.
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If you've had a bit of Amphet, you know you've had a bit of Amphet.
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If you have a bit of cocaine and you go alright, they say, I'm alright, nothing wrong with me,
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Well I don't want to be f***ing cool if I've paid £50 for something, I want to feel something,
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You feel like you can shag everything in the room, but you can't get an ard on.
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If you ever get arrested while on cocaine, the hardest thing in the world to do is go,
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And they're walking around saying there's nothing wrong with it.
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No one who takes cocaine, and you ever say to them, how do you feel, and they go, I'm
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And it's the only drug in the world that you give it away.
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You don't go up to the counter and buy a pint of lager and say to someone,
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Or you go shopping and get half your shopping and put it in another bag and go have that.
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But if you get cocaine, every time you go and have a bit and that's all,
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And that's the one that you give it away before you've even took it.
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You go off and make sure you find someone to give half of it away to.
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But you were saying, you said the reason you didn't do it is because you saw so many of your heroes.
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Well, I've still got some, but I don't want to put them in the same category.
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Yeah, I mean, I was a very close friend of the Cray twins.
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I was his character reference in his last court case.
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That propelled me into sort of naughty boy stardom.
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I'll give you a little running of how Dave Courtney grew, yeah?
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I made one little documentary about, it's called The Bermondsey Boy.
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And it was about a man preparing to go to prison.
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And they had permission from the home office to film me when I come out.
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And how many friends stayed loyal and all that.
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And on the day before I went to prison, somebody visited all these witnesses and they didn't turn up.
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So they'd done this documentary of Dave Courtney the debt collector, car repossession, rent a clump, you know, and all that.
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And then it was going to be easy to make it look like I was a reformed character.
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But they didn't know what to do with the documentary.
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So they just put this documentary on the telly.
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Of this raving lunatic running around doing all these things with thousands of bald-headed blokes all on his side.
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And what made me different is I'm multiracial myself, yeah.
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So at that time, white skinheads and black men weren't really genuinely on the best of frame of mind.
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So I had 600 big black guys, 600 Muslims, 800 white fellas.
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If you, if you, the Marines take on all comers, don't they?
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And that's exactly the same as what I, my army grew.
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The reputation grew because of the documentary.
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I was running all the door, all the nightclubs, the string fellows, the Hippodrome, the Ministry
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Well, I was a young, impressionable man at the time.
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How old were you at the time, the first time you met him?
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And at that time, were they in London, were they gods?
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Not the Kray twins, not Dave Courtney, maybe not even John Gotti, Al Capone.
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You know, or as romantic, the real nitty-gritty bit isn't the same, yeah?
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Crime is only glamorous in a book or on a big screen.
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This propelled me into like a naughty boy stardom thing, yeah?
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Now, I looked at that as the biggest and best security job,
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because I had a security company, that I was ever going to get.
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And most criminals are supposed to conduct themselves like this.
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They stay in the shadows with their collar up, no pictures, no comment.
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And I chose the best 150 army that I could choose to do the security for that.
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I had Mr Glasgow, Mr Newcastle, Mr Liverpool, Mr London, Mr Brighton,
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These were, listen, when I see them all meet at my house in the morning,
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You know, I'm too old to say that, but, wow, it made you hard.
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Yeah, you're looking at them and it's like, I'm looking at it as the best show of force you can get.
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They're all coming there to show respect to the Bronny Cray, yeah?
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You know, the sort of, you know, the mythical king of the underworld.
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And a lot of these people never really got on with each other.
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But for that day, and there was three quarters of a million people there,
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And you know they say things in your life that you wish you could cut your tongue out,
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My big one was I had a meeting with the chief of police at the time.
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And I was sitting there talking away about the security and blah, blah, blah.
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It was sitting there with Charlie Cray and myself and all these other people.
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And he said, well, the one thing that we've got, Mr. Courtney,
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that you haven't, that your little band of men haven't got.
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I said, before we start being rude to each other, I said,
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the truth is this, I'm only trying to help you.
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If you don't know the right 250 people to let in,
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they are going to get the hump of them policemen, yeah?
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And if that policeman says, you can come to the hole in the ground at the cemetery
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and you've got to wait outside, if you say that to the wrong person,
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they are not, you know, they're not policemen fans.
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So I think the best thing you lot can do is line the streets
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because I know what I'm talking about and who I'm talking to.
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Who do you let come into the funeral parlour and kiss Ronnie's dead body
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you're going to get smacked in the mouth, mate.
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You're telling this to them, to the chief, yeah.
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but he can't argue with me or saying it a bit nicely back,
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So he has to talk to me like that, yeah, right?
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So he went, well, the one thing we have got, Mr. Corpney,
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He said, there could be an assassination attempt.
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And the one thing we've got that you haven't got,
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What I said was, please, let me tell you something.
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because that made me an instant enemy of someone that,
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from that day on, he went, destroy Dave Corpney, yeah?
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That genuinely collapsed my little world in that comment, all right?
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But for that day, instead of hiding in the shadows and the thing,
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I made it that the world is looking at this funeral.
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They're looking at all me and mine to pick it up, yeah?
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When John Gotti got buried, I sat and watched it all day, yeah?
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But what I didn't realise is that the authorities,
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the police looked at that as the very first time
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Was it public already that there was organised crime?
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At what extent it could be if it wanted to, yeah?
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The police might have had odd little things of,
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and England and Scotland and Wales and Ireland,
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the Yardies and IRA and Triads and f***ing Yakuza
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and get them all standing at the side of a road
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Yeah, yeah, the next day I was in the front page
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into the sunset or lives happily ever after, yeah?
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or a belly button in the forehead you didn't want.
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because the more famous you get for being naughty,
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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because there weren't a lot of great men around
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half of them can't even say the name Kray Twins
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in them days they all spoke and understood English
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and you could leave your front door key on a piece of string
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their mums all still living in the same council