In this episode of Value Timing, host Patrick Medvetson sits down with a former Chief Dismasculine Officer who used to work for the CIA. They talk about what it takes to become a CIA agent, how to get into the organization, and what makes a good one.
00:14:10.820What do you think about the fact that the boss of UK's CIA, their intelligence goes and works for Huawei and he gets approval from David Cameron to be hired by them?
00:14:56.980Wouldn't that be kind of weird if that happens?
00:14:58.540Am I the only one that thinks that's weird for the former intelligence boss of UK to work for Huawei in 2010 and accept the job?
00:15:05.540No, I think it's, I don't know enough about it to really discuss it, but in broad generalities it seems very, it seemed absolutely wrong.
00:15:13.220The only thing I think about, I think about like, I bring that to US because to us we're not UK, we're not China, so that's their deal what they're doing.
00:15:18.460It's not our business, but in UK, in US, if something like that were to happen, do companies typically go and hire CIA agents, former CIA agents that you've seen yourself or not really?
00:15:29.380I know that some members of CIA I know go out into commercial, when they retire, they go out into the commercial landscape and they do this and they do that.
00:15:40.380The ones I know, I don't know of problems with them.
00:15:42.660I don't know really how that's controlled.
00:15:44.220That's not something that I personally followed.
00:15:46.680Got it. From your experience of being in it for 27 years and now, you know, with husband, you know, first husband, second husband, what made an ideal CIA agent?
00:15:57.020If there were certain things to say, these were the qualities of somebody that was very good at it.
00:16:01.100I know you said we were professional liars, we will, you know, pay to know how to lie, but what made it, what made somebody a prolific CIA agent?
00:16:09.180If my husband was here, this is the question that he would love to answer.
00:16:14.940One of the qualities that you need to have as a CIA officer, there's a dichotomy, because the people that we search for, we're talking operational now, we're talking, say, case officers.
00:16:25.240We want big personalities. We want gregarious people. We want people with really strong interpersonal skills.
00:16:33.920It's a big part of their job that they be able to approach people all over the world and convince them that they want to be our friend and they want to work for us.
00:16:43.860We can't even teach this stuff to them. We have to find those people.
00:16:47.960Or they have to find us. And they are usually larger than life personalities. That's why we hire them. We know them when we see them.
00:16:55.700And then we have to say to those guys, it's almost always guys, by the way, you could almost save the world tomorrow and you can't ever tell anybody what you did.
00:17:06.440You could recruit one of these Soviet agents that's going to give us billions of dollars worth of intelligence, but you can never acknowledge the fact that you were involved.
00:17:17.420You can never, ever expect to get any pat on the back, any, anything. Your ego has to be big enough that you can just swallow this and you have to have this approval that comes from within and you have to be able to think that that is enough.
00:17:36.840That's a very hard thing. And a lot of people that start out wanting to work for us, they say, no, thank you. No, I can't do that. I can't do that.
00:17:47.020Oh, my God. I just thought about a bunch of personalities. Let me bring an A-type personality that's good to talk to people and it's driven and competitive.
00:17:53.520Goes gets the job done, but there's no celebration. That's right.
00:17:56.360Babe, you won't believe what I did today. I was dealing with this Russian guy.
00:17:59.420But I can't tell you. I can't tell you what happened there.
00:18:01.300I can't tell you what I did today. That's the top. That's the pinnacle. That's the high quality.
00:18:04.960Yeah. Tony thought that that was a sort of a romantic quality, that your approval comes from within. He felt that way.
00:18:14.760Was he like that himself? Because he was an artist. He was creative. I'm assuming he had a big personality.
00:18:18.740He did. He did. Although the Parkinson's took away that big personality.
00:18:24.660So when Ben Affleck played Tony Mendez in the movie Argo, Tony and Ben Affleck went on George Stepanopoulos' show.
00:18:34.740Good Morning America. Stepanopoulos said, Ben, a lot of people think you really underplayed that character.
00:18:41.220And Ben said, have you met him? He's a very quiet guy.
00:18:45.360And Tony just sat over there very quietly. Because Parkinson's just sucks that stuff out of you.
00:18:52.160My husband was not a quiet man. He was a thoughtful man, but he wasn't a quiet man.
00:18:56.280Well, I wonder how Ben played the role. Because is Ben playing how he is today or how he was before?
00:19:32.840I mean, listen, my dad watched the movie and he got emotional watching the movie because his sister, my aunt, was stuck in the embassy when that took place.
00:19:41.060So while we were watching this, he couldn't even watch the movie.
00:19:44.640He says, I sat in the theater after it was over, but I can't even leave because my body was in shock watching this.
00:19:49.940It reminded me of what I had to my sister.
00:19:52.000I can't imagine how that must have felt.
00:28:11.480He knew their range, their throw weight.
00:28:14.140Kennedy had all this information on his desk.
00:28:16.740When he was having that standoff with Nikita Khrushchev, he had the information that gave him the ability to call his bluff, put up that blockade, stop that thing in its tracks.
00:28:29.740That's what good intelligence produces, and it's not always visible at the time.
00:28:35.440Later on, these stories come out when the equities, when the intelligence equities are no longer going to be threatened.
00:29:40.720Yeah, that sounds like it would be tough.
00:29:43.260So how much, based on what you saw that was taking place versus what the media was reporting, how accurate was that?
00:29:49.320You know, my friend's in the military, and he served 20 years, and he went from Army to Special Forces to highest level, similar to Navy SEAL Team 6.
00:29:59.160And he had a presidential clearance, and he worked on the, you know, Iraq, Saddam Hussein, all this stuff.
00:30:04.820And he would say, I said, which media do you trust?
00:30:19.320I never really felt that they didn't know what they were talking about, but I sometimes felt that I knew some things that they didn't know that would come out someday and probably change their mind.
00:30:28.780You know, that's having, and when I left the CIA, my friend said, that's what you're going to miss.
00:30:33.200You're going to miss that inside knowledge, because it's kind of a, it's sort of a powerful thing.
00:38:31.440I would imagine it's, it's, yeah, there's a phone in every pocket on the one hand.
00:38:36.800On the other hand, if you're trying to use a cover identity, if you're trying to use a disguise, and
00:38:43.700if you don't have a telephone in your pocket that mirrors that face and that background,
00:38:50.560and I mean, you know, your shopping history, your everything, your driver's license, you
00:38:55.360have to have your whole lifetime in that phone in your pocket when you approach an immigration or a desk clerk at a hotel in a foreign land, you have to, it all has to match.
00:39:08.820On the other hand, we were the technical arm of CIA.
00:39:12.780We were the Q. We were the ones that did the bugs. We did the phone taps. We did the fake identities. We did the disguises. We did the audio. All the technical stuff that our case officers needed, we did.
00:39:27.120We can take those same tools that are making it so hard today and use them in a positive way to make it easier for us. It's an offensive and a defensive tool, so they can do it too. It's a, it's, it's, it's this kind of ridiculous battle.
00:39:41.260Everyone though has an audio bug in their pocket. Everybody has an encrypted communication device in their pocket.
00:39:47.480Everybody has a miniature camera in their pocket.
00:39:49.580And are you yourself, since you were in that world, are you paranoid about PCs, computers, iPhones, smartphones?
00:39:57.120The camera on the phone. Are you, are you paranoid about it? Cause you were in the world. Cause you know more than we do if that, if that stuff is used.
00:40:04.120I pay attention to what I put online. I don't bank online. For instance, I'm, you know, I'm not sure you can save yourself anymore because your bank is online.
00:40:14.120If you're not, they are, and they could still get hacked. The thing that, the thing that makes me paranoid is Alexa.
00:40:21.120Alexa, I got to tell you, I have Alexis all over my house and she's doing my window blind. She's doing my lampshade.
00:40:28.120She's telling me the weather. She's so I'm like, I wonder what else Alexa is doing. And that's a silly form of paranoia, but.
00:40:36.120But it's normal. It's a lot of people. I have a 32 year old employee at my home office. His name is Mario.
00:40:41.120He started off getting everybody on Alexa. And the other day he's like, I'm not using my Alexa anymore because he's, you know, she's listening to what I'm doing. I'm paranoid.
00:40:48.120So he threw away his Alexa. And this is a 32 year old guy. That's paranoid about Alexa. So I don't think you're alone.
00:40:54.120Every once in a while, my Alexa kind of spurts out a comment that has nothing to do with anything. I didn't say anything to her.
00:41:00.120I'm walking by and she just says something. I'm like, you know, so it's, it's kind of a joke, but yeah, it's, it's a sign of what's coming.
00:41:10.120How often were, were CIA, like for instance, you work at a company, I work at Google, I work at Amazon, I work at Morgan Stanley, Merrill.
00:41:19.120Are there employees who could potentially be CIA employees, CIA agents or no?
00:41:24.120CIA agents strictly works for the agency.
00:41:55.120We've had people undercover in, in various large American organizations that the cover job was that they would work for a large American corporation.
00:46:46.120Very effective because men, you know, if you want to seduce men, you know, they're typically, they like good food and they like good sex, so.
00:47:08.120There are some good old stories, maybe some newer stories, maybe a history of it.
00:47:17.120With the East Germans, for instance, with the Stasi, it was a tool of their, of their tradecraft, especially when they went into West Germany.
00:48:53.120If the Cold War was a matter of, of settling the hostility without taking the field of battle, which it was,
00:49:02.120then the cyber war that's following it is just going to be the new version, I think, of the Cold War.
00:49:10.120Theoretically, without taking the field of battle, although I understand there were some planes in the air today.
00:49:15.120I mean, this is starting to, they have planes up and we have planes up and starting to look a little dicey.
00:49:22.120But, but cooler heads seem to have prevailed.
00:49:26.120I think just keeping it in the cyber borders is going to be enough.
00:49:31.120So, they theoretically have bugs in our system and now they're saying, well, of course we have bugs in their system and this is, this is where it's at.
00:49:44.120It may, it may supplant nuclear as the ultimate threat.
00:49:48.120It probably can do more damage than nuclear if it's, if it's carefully done.
00:49:54.120I mean, if they shut down the electrical grids.
00:49:57.120If they shut down the, the, the, the banking system or transportation.
00:50:02.120And it looks like this could all be done.
00:50:05.120I mean, everybody's over here worried about climate change, but hold on.
00:58:37.120And it's just, you can do a lot of that.
00:58:40.120Tony sold that to our office director with a 45 second demo.
00:58:45.120He started as a businessman with a briefcase.
00:58:48.120And by the time he got to our office director, who was 45 steps, 45 seconds away, he had turned into an old lady in a pink coat with a shopping cart full of groceries.
00:59:15.120It was one of the best operations we ever ran.
00:59:18.120One of the most important operations we ever ran.
00:59:21.120took an American diplomat and turned him into a Russian who even smelled like vodka.
00:59:28.120I mean, he was this old Russian pensioner who walked up to a manhole, lifted it, and went into the manhole because there was something in that manhole that was so important.
00:59:40.120It was the beginning of a huge, successful operation, collecting against a nuclear target in Russia.
00:59:49.120So the book goes behind the magic community and talks about how we got into some of that deception illusion stuff.
01:00:00.120That sounds not frivolous, but it really made a huge difference in what we were doing.
01:00:07.120That was Tony Mendez, who was an artist.