“Glow Like An Expectant WIDOW” - Kimmel TORCHED Over Trump Assassination Joke
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Rob and Vanessa discuss the latest in the Trump administration, including the White House Correspondent's Dinner, the latest attack on the first lady, and the president's response to it. They also discuss the possibility that the shooter may be dead.
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but the two things that I couldn't stand and one of them is like above it all and I want to play
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another clip that nobody is paying attention to that I think is the most important message that
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was given by Van Jones him and I were exchanging messages last night is the following I'll show
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you but go to Jimmy Fallon for Jimmy Kimmel first so this is Jimmy Kimmel a couple days ago
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while he's doing his monologue they shoot this to make it seem like he's the comedian for the
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lighthouse correspondence dinner and in it they use images of melania the first lady to make it
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seem like she's in the audience she's not this is just b-roll that they're adding yeah and here's
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what he had to say go ahead rob our first lady melania is here look at more so beautiful mrs
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trump you have a glow like an expectant widow you have a glow like an expected widow yeah so so this
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is the part where i have a problem with things like this so people came back and they say oh yeah
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are you okay with the president saying you know an entire civilization iran well that that is the
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enemy he's calling out for somebody in the mainstream who has the biggest show that's on tv
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like this is the modern who is the modern day replacement of a carson letterman or leno it's
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two names kimball and and and fallon it's those two right so you get up and you say something
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like that about the first lady nasty disgusting ugly you don't want to see anything like that i
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know what does raskin say rob i think you have a raskin clip as well uh so to me you know while
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you're watching this stuff did he get punched in the face or his pink eye something's okay
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something's gone i hope he recovers but that's go ahead rob play the clip and you have uh and as
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many of your fellow democrats have used some heated rhetoric against the president and do
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Do you think twice about that when something like this happens?
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She's talking about some of the fact that he is terrible for this country and so on and so forth.
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I understand that that's your democratic right.
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I have no personal problem with Donald Trump at all.
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I mean, I talk about the policies of this administration, the authoritarianism like we saw on display in Minneapolis.
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We can play clips in the greatest hits of what things they've said about the president,
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He said this right afterwards because he wanted to go on.
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He's like, I don't want one person to stop the entire thing.
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He's being interviewed, and he says, look, I've studied assassinations.
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There's a report in the New York Post that this assailant assembled his weapon somewhere
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And I ask respectfully, why do you think this keeps happening to you?
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Well, you know, I've studied assassinations, and I must tell you, the most impactful people,
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the people that do the most you take a look at the people abraham lincoln i mean you go through
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the people that have gone through this where they got them but the people that do the most the people
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that make the biggest impact they're the ones that they go after they don't go after the ones
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that don't do much because they like it that way and when you look at the people that have
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either whether it was an attempt or a successful attempt.
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Just take a look at the names here, the big names.
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And I hate to say I'm honored by that, but I've done a lot.
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You see, this is the part where, you know, to have a job like this
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and make the changes that you want to make that are massive, massive changes,
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it has to be by a leader that understands what the risk is.
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Like, he's accepted the fact that every day someone's trying to kill him.
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He's accepted the fact that that comes with the territory.
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Now, Van Jones said this, and then Vinny, I'm going to come to you right after this
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Van Jones said this, and he says, this may be the biggest concern,
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and we're going to find out today because the shooter is alive.
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Which means he's making a comparison of, imagine the amount of, like,
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people going, oh, my God, man, Gioni killed the guy, the CEO, and he's alive.
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People are outside celebrating and all this stuff.
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Starting to worry about something, though, which is that the shooter survived,
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which means there is a danger that people try to make him some sort of hero.
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You watch what happened with Luigi, who shot a CEO to death and somehow became a hero.
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So they said tonight you saw the worst of America, you saw the best of America.
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Tonight you definitely saw the best of America.
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I just want to say very clearly, this kind of despicable behavior has no place in America.
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We don't know if he was there because he wanted to hurt Democrats or Republicans.
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We don't know if he wanted to hurt journalists or politicians.
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When there's a moment, Pat, where they're in there in stelter, who I don't agree with at all, that I'm actually upset, but I'm happy that he was fired.
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Like, these people, these people created this monster, okay?
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And then they cry after about the monster that they created, okay?
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And that's a messed up thing to even say because it's happening probably right now.
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He's probably going to be in court in the next couple minutes probably.
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But it's just a sad thing that the Brian Stelters, the Jamie Raskins, the MSNBC,
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from the Chris Cuomo's to every single body for the past nine years that have been telling us every single day.
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It's not penetrating us, but a lot of Americans, Pat, that have this brainwashed Trump derangement syndrome
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where it's past just anger and yelling at your family members.
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And I'm not going to go to Thanksgiving because, you know, John is going to be there and he loves Trump.
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It's where they're they're getting armed and they're going to arm and they're going to kill and they're going to kill.
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So I'm all for I love the positive positivity afterwards.
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OK, love each other. But it's like you guys have created this monster.
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And guess what? How many other monsters are out there that we haven't even seen?
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You haven't seen anything yet. They're out there.
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And Trump's going to have to be that only President Trump, when he gets out, his family, his family's kids, Barron,
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everybody is going to have to deal with this forever and it's because of them it's because
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of cnn it's because of msnb what ms now you want to change your name like we forgot who you were
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it's all these people but i do i do think what he's saying is a valid point they're going to
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have people falling in love with him they're in love with this guy oh he's a hero and who is it
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going to be coming from you think any republicans are going to be over there patting him on the back
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this is a left issue that needs to freaking change pat and it's the accountability of saying
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i hope you die i hope you wake i'm all for free speech but when you call for somebody to die
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somebody should go and kill the president those people should be like you're inciting
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an assassination that you want somebody to go and kill somebody and it's ridiculous i think
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it's ridiculous look in their minds trump is the enemy so you know you said a second ago about you
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know what trump said about killing a civilization which obviously was hyperbolic and not true
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but they're the enemy i truly believe that there's a massive faction on the left and somehow on the
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right now that doesn't view china as the enemy that doesn't view russia as the enemy or even
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iran is the enemy there's a singular enemy and his name is donald trump imagine that you're an
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american you're a citizen of the country and your number one enemy is donald trump i don't think we
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can understate this even more how do how how do i have so much conviction how do i know that it's
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to be true because tds is a real thing and i had it have you ever had tds never you ever had that
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pat you ever had that for four years during his first term when i watched msnbc and morning joe
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and cnn i watched a whole onslaught of news i was like this guy's a russian asset and he's trying
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to ruin the country and he can be bought and paid all that thank god i've snapped out of it i mean
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do you know anyone else who despised trump and now absolutely admires him no because you want me
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hold on but let me just finish this i don't forget it's it's something that needs to be studied and
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cannot just be dismissed why these people view trump as the enemy and here's what happens let's
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use jimmy camelot as an example not only is is he condoning killing the president making a joke out
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it saying Melania you have the glow of a beautiful widow they're promoting it they're putting it on
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tv saying guys they're inserting the laugh track and saying this is hilarious guys and don't tell
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me that a large percentage of the country would not celebrate if Trump got shot because I'll give
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you exhibit A Charlie Kirk while they're dancing on his grave or I'll give you exhibit B how many
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people oh they wish that they got him in the ear i wish they would have got him so don't tell me
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there's a huge population in this country that wouldn't be gleeful if trump got shot yeah and
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that to me is disgusting can i ask him one question and do you remember and do this really
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fast i know he wants tom to say his piece what what's the moment do you remember the moment
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because you went from i hate him russia everything what was the moment do you remember the moment
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where you went oh my god i was what the hell like there had to be a moment where you switched
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what was it number one i never hated trump i don't use that word pat knows i never i don't
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like the things but i think covid was i think everybody had to wake up during covid everybody
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we had to realize what is this true do we need to wear a mask do we need to get a jab what's going
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on who do we trust who do we not trust and then it all just unraveled and then the moment there
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was no singular moment but if you just look at what was going on during the biden administration
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What did he do that you could say, that's my guy?
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Rob was a guy, you know, and just Rob doesn't say it.
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Rob didn't come here being in full agreement with me politically.
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A lot of people, as you're going through it, you know,
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and by the way, I remember also there were some guys that had left him
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Which, by the way, the market's going to be very confused with me
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because do not be surprised if in 2028 I'm, you know,
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a guy that wants to see DeSantis make the next move.
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I actually think he – I just didn't want DeSantis in 24.
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Here's the part that I want everybody to be thinking about.
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He says, Pat, when you were going through trouble
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and you would act like you were not listening to me,
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and stop giving you what I thought you needed to do,
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whether it was life is getting late, it's getting late,
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I was partying and not doing anything useful with my life.
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It was just bodybuilding, girls, and, you know, partying, and that was it.
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