Valuetainment - April 11, 2025


＂Look Like You Ate Governor Morrisey＂ – RFK Jr. HUMILIATES West Virginia Governor With BRUTAL Jab


Episode Stats


Length

8 minutes

Words per minute

197.63022

Word count

1,629

Sentence count

177

Harmful content

Misogyny

3

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Hate speech

2

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Summary

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Rob and Betty are joined by comedian and friend of the show, Rob's mom, Betty, to talk about a new restaurant in Thailand that is offering a 20% discount to skinnier diners if they order the same thing.

Transcript

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00:00:00.280 This one's a very technical story, but very important story.
00:00:04.360 To anybody that's a business owner, this is how you get creative.
00:00:07.600 Restaurant offers diners a bigger discount to skinnier people.
00:00:14.560 Have you seen this, man?
00:00:15.860 So the skinnier you are, they're giving you a 20% discount.
00:00:19.440 I don't think you tried hard enough.
00:00:20.200 Watch this.
00:00:20.840 This is amazing.
00:00:22.220 I told him oatmeal.
00:00:23.740 Is that your friend?
00:00:24.660 Yeah, I told him oatmeal.
00:00:25.440 Cushion.
00:00:25.980 You've never met him in your life.
00:00:27.420 Stop.
00:00:28.460 You need some butter.
00:00:30.360 If he can make it through, 15% discount.
00:00:33.920 And they're watching you to see it, right?
00:00:36.160 Yes.
00:00:36.660 Can you do 10?
00:00:38.020 Hold on, he's doing it.
00:00:39.100 Oh, no.
00:00:39.440 Oh, my gosh.
00:00:40.120 What if he gets stuck?
00:00:41.340 He's going to take the whole thing.
00:00:46.520 RFK is going to mandate these at every golden corral.
00:00:49.040 So he ends up getting what?
00:00:50.300 No, no, keep playing it.
00:00:51.080 Every golden corral.
00:00:52.260 You want to come in here, you slob? 1.00
00:00:54.420 Yeah.
00:00:54.660 You want to come in here and mainline seed oil?
00:00:57.880 He got 5%.
00:00:58.740 You got to get through the RFK fat camp humiliation bars.
00:01:04.140 What do you think about this?
00:01:05.160 Look all the way to the right.
00:01:06.160 There's the full price.
00:01:07.280 How big is the full price, Rob?
00:01:08.720 Full price is anybody.
00:01:10.420 Rob barely fit in the full price bar.
00:01:12.940 The full price, I think, is just wide open.
00:01:15.080 It's like, what?
00:01:15.900 It doesn't show.
00:01:16.680 By the way, what do you think about this?
00:01:18.500 You go up to a restaurant and you see this.
00:01:19.720 What do you think about this?
00:01:20.620 It's great.
00:01:21.680 I mean, it's great.
00:01:22.640 I mean, first off, it's good fun.
00:01:24.240 And everyone's clearly having a blast there.
00:01:26.780 And then second off, who doesn't want a healthier country?
00:01:29.640 And if you can't fit through the first three rails, do you really need to get the fried egg rolls?
00:01:34.160 Like, do you really need them?
00:01:35.340 You know, this is in Thailand where this restaurant is.
00:01:38.020 So, like, if you can't fit through the first three bars, you know, if you can't get through the rails, you know, no wontons for you.
00:01:44.860 Yeah, but what kind of anorexia?
00:01:46.160 Look at the 20%.
00:01:47.300 You have to be a freaking toothpick to get into that.
00:01:51.680 Like, what kind of girls are you taking on that page? 1.00
00:01:53.280 Yeah, that's true.
00:01:54.140 Get your ass through there.
00:01:55.320 Get your bony ass through the 20%.
00:01:57.020 Right, so then if you get a 20% discount, you're going to eat more, you know?
00:01:59.700 Put some meat on the bones.
00:02:00.840 I think, like Betty said, it's creative.
00:02:02.980 It's fun.
00:02:03.800 And I guarantee you, like, couples, like, it's going to make you be like, oh, you know what?
00:02:07.300 I need to lose a couple.
00:02:08.600 RFK just roasted the governor of West Virginia just to his face.
00:02:12.340 He said, you're fat.
00:02:13.360 He just said, you're fat, you know?
00:02:15.320 Like, lay off.
00:02:16.540 Play that clip, Rob.
00:02:17.240 We have that one.
00:02:17.900 Did he really say it?
00:02:18.580 He did.
00:02:18.800 He said, I'm going to put you through fat camp.
00:02:20.720 RFK said it to his face.
00:02:21.740 He's standing there on stage.
00:02:23.260 That's the governor.
00:02:24.300 He said, it looks like you ate the prior governor.
00:02:25.860 Yeah.
00:02:26.520 Play it.
00:02:27.340 I'm for it.
00:02:28.520 I said to Dr. Morris, or Governor Morris, the first time I saw him, I said, you look like you
00:02:34.800 ate Governor Morris.
00:02:37.300 And there's a lot of talk about getting healthy again.
00:02:42.640 And I'm very happy that he's invited me to be his personal trainer.
00:02:47.100 And I am going to put him on a really rigorous regimen.
00:03:00.440 And we're going to put him on a carnivore diet.
00:03:04.520 Yes.
00:03:05.200 We're going to make him do...
00:03:06.760 Raise your hand if you want Governor Morrissey to do a public weigh-in once a month.
00:03:12.340 Oh, I love that.
00:03:14.140 Cooked.
00:03:15.440 Whoa.
00:03:16.300 And then when he's lost 30 pounds, I'm going to come back to the state and do a celebration
00:03:22.160 and a public weigh-in with him.
00:03:24.040 That's just amazing.
00:03:25.020 I love that.
00:03:26.700 The Trump administration is bringing back bullying.
00:03:29.300 I love it.
00:03:29.980 If you rethink a lot of the old comedies and a lot of the old films from the 80s, the bullies
00:03:37.240 enforce the societal norms and the standards, right?
00:03:40.360 And he's bringing back bullying.
00:03:43.920 This, I think, is one, comedy gold.
00:03:46.860 It's funnier than SNL, what RFK Jr. did there.
00:03:49.640 And then two, well, listen, you're going to live a healthier, better life.
00:03:53.220 And you know something else?
00:03:56.140 Pat and I will understand that.
00:03:57.460 Oh, no, Adam will understand it, too, because where we come from.
00:03:59.920 You know what we were seeing there?
00:04:01.820 It says, I thought I was looking at the underwriting model for the average life insurance policy.
00:04:06.980 Because the healthier you are, the better price you get.
00:04:09.620 That's very interesting.
00:04:10.920 And so it's comical to see it at a restaurant, but you know what happens in real life?
00:04:15.920 The healthier you are, you get benefits in this life.
00:04:19.060 Interesting.
00:04:20.120 Yeah, I mean, it's the exact opposite of what's going on in America for the last five, ten years.
00:04:25.260 I mean, this happened, I believe, in Thailand.
00:04:27.780 So the chances of this happening in America are non-existent.
00:04:30.680 They would just have, you have to go through these bars to get in there.
00:04:34.020 They would just, our fat, sloppy, overweight people here in America.
00:04:38.060 Are they making people pay for double plane tickets now?
00:04:40.180 Exactly.
00:04:40.880 There's airlines that are now charging people for double goods.
00:04:42.980 Because they're trying to reverse the ridiculousness that's been sort of pervasive in our country.
00:04:48.180 I mean, half the people in America right here, just go through the front door, buddy.
00:04:51.240 You ain't getting through any of these bars right now.
00:04:53.260 You might have to pay double.
00:04:54.680 But all these things, like, do you remember when they were basically saying,
00:04:57.060 so if you have bad credit, you actually will get a lower rate on your mortgage or your credit card
00:05:04.820 because you've been paying your bills late and you haven't been establishing good credit.
00:05:09.980 So you're going to get preferred treatment in the banks and the economic system.
00:05:14.020 It's like, how does that make any sense?
00:05:16.560 Or like you mentioned, you know, if you're fat, you're big boned, and they want to give you a free seat.
00:05:21.880 It's like, no, no, no.
00:05:22.300 You've got to pay double for those seats.
00:05:24.780 It's the reversion.
00:05:25.880 It's just reversing the imbecility of what's been happening here.
00:05:31.460 I guarantee you one thing.
00:05:34.120 When Trump is president, you will not see a trans woman win a beauty pageant.
00:05:40.680 Do you remember how many trans women have won beauty pageants all across America, all across the globe?
00:05:45.220 How many trans women bought the beauty pageant? 1.00
00:05:47.740 Yeah.
00:05:48.080 Those days are done.
00:05:48.760 For women, buy all women. 1.00
00:05:50.500 Those days are done.
00:05:50.720 And it was a dude talking.
00:05:52.040 Those days are done.
00:05:53.120 We want to have a million people wearing the Future Looks Bright gear.
00:05:56.420 So this is some of you that buy Future Looks Bright gear and the numbered ones,
00:06:00.120 and some of you that go and put it on eBay.
00:06:01.600 Look at this.
00:06:02.000 400 bucks.
00:06:02.560 One out of 50.
00:06:03.140 $199.
00:06:03.860 That's me on the left, man.
00:06:05.880 Can you go to the user one?
00:06:07.640 Hat number one.
00:06:08.780 10 grand.
00:06:10.460 Is that one out of 250?
00:06:11.960 Yes.
00:06:12.360 But he got the one out of 250?
00:06:14.440 That's good for him.
00:06:15.220 What's the user's name?
00:06:16.220 Can we see?
00:06:17.220 What is the user's name?
00:06:18.500 Rob Gargiulo.
00:06:19.580 No, it's not me.
00:06:21.920 Okay.
00:06:22.400 Go back.
00:06:23.000 Zone service.
00:06:23.960 10 grand.
00:06:24.500 Go back one, Rob, to see what else is up there.
00:06:26.280 Rob, that would have been so funny.
00:06:27.380 Go back if you can, Rob.
00:06:28.720 Okay.
00:06:29.000 Go lower.
00:06:29.840 So that's another one numbered.
00:06:31.300 Another one, the 45, 47 number.
00:06:33.040 Keep going lower.
00:06:34.360 More of them numbered that are selling.
00:06:35.960 $3,000.
00:06:36.140 Holy moly.
00:06:36.700 That's a 43 out of 50.
00:06:38.480 Okay.
00:06:38.880 So here's what we're doing today.
00:06:41.600 This one took us a while to get, and I'll explain to you why.
00:06:45.220 This is the box, Valuetainment.
00:06:47.940 If you order this hat, when you open it up, the box right there, you see the future looks bright in gold.
00:06:54.740 And then there's a card in there, from me to you, and this hat took a while to make for one specific reason.
00:07:04.540 So this is a numbered at a 250, okay?
00:07:08.360 And this says future looks bright, and all of it is embroidered.
00:07:11.980 This is not like a wing job.
00:07:13.920 All of it says future looks bright.
00:07:15.740 All around the hat, black, sick hat that just got launched this morning, numbered at a 250, at 99, first come, first serve.
00:07:25.780 Just so you know, you know how this works.
00:07:28.260 These go like hotcakes.
00:07:30.840 In no time, this goes.
00:07:32.220 So within 30 minutes, this will be gone.
00:07:33.820 But if you're one of the people that collects these numbered hats, we will not be doing this one again, specifically with this color.
00:07:41.260 Black and white future looks bright.
00:07:42.560 Like, numbered at a 1 out of 250, go to vtmerch.com, place your order.
00:07:46.540 By the way, look at this, Vinny.
00:07:48.080 Even down here, like, the way it is.
00:07:49.760 Like, if I bought one right now, so somebody's going to get the number one right now.
00:07:52.680 Someone's going to, whoever ordered, someone's going to get the number one.
00:07:55.020 But anyway, that'll be in the box.
00:07:56.780 With the box the whole night.
00:07:58.020 Now, when we get the shipments with future looks bright, you know what's coming in.
00:08:00.980 Just to know that it's coming strictly from us.
00:08:03.800 Go to vtmerch.com, place your order.
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00:08:13.560 Thank you.