“Not Ready For A Woman President” - Michelle Obama Criticizes White People In 2028 Announcement
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Summary
Michelle Obama lashes out at white people. Folks, if you re white, earmuffs, it ain t right. You ain t going to like what she has to say. She also talks about why she s not running for president.
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And she's, anyways, she also talks about why she's not running for president.
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Our hair comes out of our head naturally in a curly pattern.
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So when we're straightening it to follow your beauty standards, we are trapped by the straightness.
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People won't go to the gym because we're trying to keep our hair straight for y'all.
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It is exhausting, and it's so expensive, and it takes up so much time.
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Braids are for y'all so we can work harder and focus on the work.
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So why do we need an act, an act of law to tell white folks to get out of our hair?
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She's probably talking about Becky with the good hair that Jay-Z was dealing with with Beyonce back in the day.
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This is the Michelle Obama, I'm a victim, and I'm complaining tour, and I am sick and tired.
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Have you heard one positive podcast, interview, whatever they're doing?
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She's one of the most powerful, influential women in the world, and you're pressured by white people to iron your hair.
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In fact, her on top of Barack going around and complaining and scaring and fear-pawning everybody and telling minorities,
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you have to vote for the minority because that's how we roll.
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Here's her talking about why she's not running for president.
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You stepped into a role that carried a preconceived idea of femininity and wifedom that was founded on the landmines of racism and misogyny.
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What the first lady wears is one of the main ways, which you've already said, that a first lady has talked about.
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How do you feel about the fact that the first lady is an archetype for wifedom and femininity?
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It's, you know, it, uh, it is, um, a completely throwback on it's, it's a, it's a definition that has no current, current status in how women actually show up in the world today.
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Do you think that that impacts the room that we've made for a woman to be president?
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Well, as we saw in this past election, sadly, we ain't ready.
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That's why I'm like, don't even look at me about running because you all are lying.
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And there's still, I'm sadly, a lot of men who do not feel like they can be led by a woman.
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Listen, you use this term from time to time and you say it's very unattractive.
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I'm glad she's saying it out loud because for years we've, they've been tap dancing around.
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And whether Michelle Obama is going to run, you know, I've been saying there's no indication of it.
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She has no interest in running, nor will she be a viable candidate.
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Because at one point, the Obamas were at least attempting to be a synergist and a unifier.
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I'm so glad that she's revealing what she stands for.
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And I totally respect that she's kind of like advocating for her tribe.
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We all have, we're all part of the American tribe, but then we have our sub-tribes, whether you're black, whether you're Jewish, whether you're a Syrian, whether you're part of the LGBT, whatever it is.
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But at the end of the day, America comes first.
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And if you're actively trying to basically start a issue between blacks and whites, which we were doing so much better.
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Before Obama, and even some may say Trump has been a divisive, but I think the Obamas have actually been more divisive than Trump on this racial issue.
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She's richer than 99.99% of Americans that are black, white, tall-shirt.
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And you're going to lecture us about the systemic oppression and all that nonsense.
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Let me circle back, and I know Tom needs to answer this.
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She tried to say that Kamala didn't win because we weren't ready for a woman.
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Thank goodness that we have Trump in office and not Kamala Harris.
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Every single time we have played a video of her, she has that look on her face like we owe her something.
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Sometimes the biggest sign of weakness is how you give yourself permission not to win.
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And you sit there and you explain all the reasons why, well, they're never going to let me.
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It's like you're giving yourself permission not to win and wrap that in normal Democrat victimhood.
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I erase everything about that interview as if I was a blind person.
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And she is speaking from weakness, from victimhood, and giving herself permission not to win.
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I mean, look, it is what it is with what she's saying.
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Like to me, if I look at this, I think she looks fine with all three of them.
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But a couple months ago, she was doing something with a podcast.
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Going back to this, you know, tirade of victimhood mentality is the most unattractive thing to have.
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But she seems to keep going back to it no matter what.
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