Valuetainment - April 14, 2026


"World Cups Matter" - Ronaldo DISRESPECTED While Messi Takes #1 Spot on Sports Illustrated Ranking


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6 minutes

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1,164

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195

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1

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9

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Sports Illustrated announces the top 55 greatest soccer players of all time and we talk about who made the list and who didn't. We also talk about Ronaldo, Messi, Neymar, Ronaldo, and Messi's top 3 favorite players.

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00:00:00.000 Rob, can you do me a favor? Go to the site instead of this, because the site allows you to just type in top 55 greatest soccer players of all time.
00:00:09.740 I showed this to Sean and Dylan the other day. Honestly, I thought they were going to lose.
00:00:14.880 I thought they were going to call Sports Illustrated complaining.
00:00:17.400 Sports Illustrated announces the top 55 greatest soccer players of all time.
00:00:22.560 Okay, go a little bit low, Rob. Keep going, keep going, keep going, keep going.
00:00:27.000 It's going to take a long time if you go that speed.
00:00:28.560 So we got a couple names, you know, top number 55, Nor.
00:00:32.720 Go to number 35 because a lot of these guys are going to keep going.
00:00:36.120 They put Neymar at 51, by the way.
00:00:37.960 Go to 35.
00:00:38.800 Yeah, Jalen was not happy.
00:00:39.620 Go to 35.
00:00:40.320 He was not happy about that.
00:00:41.520 Javi, okay, 35.
00:00:43.300 Keep going, keep going, keep going.
00:00:44.900 Suarez, 34, greatest.
00:00:46.460 Keep going, keep going, keep going.
00:00:48.280 Carl Hines, okay.
00:00:49.420 Andres Iniesta, fine, at 32.
00:00:54.260 Rivelino, old school.
00:00:55.920 Brazil, I believe he's a Brazil guy.
00:00:57.720 Is he a Brazil guy?
00:00:58.420 I think he was a Brazil guy. 0.73
00:00:59.340 Keep going. 1.00
00:00:59.920 You're a Brazil guy. 1.00
00:01:00.420 Keep going. 1.00
00:01:00.920 Bobby Moore.
00:01:02.580 Socrates at 29.
00:01:03.780 Socrates.
00:01:04.540 Keep going.
00:01:05.180 Keep going.
00:01:05.820 Keep going.
00:01:06.680 Old school 1950s player.
00:01:09.080 And then all of a sudden, you're Ronaldinho 26th.
00:01:11.760 Okay.
00:01:12.360 Fair Ronaldinho 26th.
00:01:13.880 Keep going, Vinny.
00:01:15.040 Keep going.
00:01:15.560 Keep going.
00:01:16.200 Rude. 1.00
00:01:16.740 Keep going.
00:01:17.900 Bobby Charlton.
00:01:18.860 They know these names because of Giuseppe Maiza from video games, 1934, 38.
00:01:23.240 Back in the days, Tom was following this stuff.
00:01:25.040 Raymond Copa.
00:01:26.080 Keep going.
00:01:26.660 Saw him play.
00:01:27.460 Yeah, I saw him play.
00:01:28.840 Mario.
00:01:29.440 Romario, phenomenal.
00:01:30.800 By the way, Romario was a temperamental player that would beat people up.
00:01:34.580 One of the most feared little guys, but he would fight anybody and everybody. 0.58
00:01:38.880 He would slap you in the face.
00:01:40.080 Kind of reminds me of a guy I know named Mario. 0.81
00:01:42.400 Yeah, keep going.
00:01:43.940 Romario, Eusebio.
00:01:45.540 Marco van Basten.
00:01:46.400 Keep going, keep going.
00:01:47.420 Never heard of any of these guys.
00:01:47.980 Now watch what happens at number 15.
00:01:51.120 Zico, 17.
00:01:52.400 Keep going.
00:01:54.000 16.
00:01:54.860 Franco Baresi.
00:01:55.940 Look at 15.
00:01:57.240 Cristiano Ronaldo.
00:01:58.300 That's insane, bro.
00:01:58.940 Those guys are, no.
00:01:59.760 They ranked them 15th all time.
00:02:02.860 Okay, let's see where this list heads.
00:02:04.360 15th all time.
00:02:05.820 He's in the top 20.
00:02:07.020 He should be happy.
00:02:08.320 No, you lost.
00:02:10.040 Ferenc Puskas?
00:02:11.300 Yes.
00:02:11.560 Like, what?
00:02:12.740 Keep going.
00:02:13.400 Don't forget about him.
00:02:14.160 He was great.
00:02:14.720 Paolo Maldini.
00:02:16.160 Paolo.
00:02:16.640 Paolo Maldini from Milan.
00:02:18.880 AC Milan.
00:02:20.240 Jert Müller.
00:02:21.120 You got to respect the German guy.
00:02:22.920 Okay, he was great. 1.00
00:02:24.440 Main Garinka. 0.90
00:02:26.060 Okay. 0.93
00:02:26.340 And then you have Alfredo Di Stefano.
00:02:28.860 Keep going.
00:02:29.460 Alfredo Di Stefano, everybody knows.
00:02:30.740 Roberto Baggio.
00:02:31.280 Roberto Baggio.
00:02:32.480 I know that guy.
00:02:33.040 Baggio, who missed the kick in the World Cup.
00:02:35.420 And that's the one thing that everybody never forgets.
00:02:37.960 Keep going.
00:02:38.380 But he was a beloved.
00:02:39.840 Platini.
00:02:40.480 Platini, keep going.
00:02:42.100 Now watch this.
00:02:42.680 Ronaldo.
00:02:43.240 The OG Ronaldo.
00:02:44.480 The old school Ronaldo.
00:02:45.400 By the way, fun fact. 0.94
00:02:46.180 The fat Ronaldo. 0.96
00:02:46.720 We had Khabib at the event. 0.91
00:02:48.300 I'm interviewing Khabib.
00:02:49.940 I tell the guys, do some research on who his favorite player of all time is.
00:02:53.280 Tom, I don't know if you remember this.
00:02:54.860 So we get him, because it says his favorite player of all time is Ronaldo.
00:02:58.560 We get a Ronaldo-signed autographed ball.
00:03:02.000 And at the end of the interview, I say, hey, man, we got you a gift.
00:03:04.780 We saw that your favorite player was Ronaldo.
00:03:07.120 They hand him over the soccer ball.
00:03:08.560 He says, no, not this Ronaldo.
00:03:09.980 I like the old Ronaldo. 0.97
00:03:12.840 The fat one. 0.94
00:03:13.720 Keep going. 0.97
00:03:14.480 Keep going.
00:03:15.220 Six.
00:03:15.600 Did he take it?
00:03:15.900 Oh, that's your boy right there.
00:03:17.220 Zidane.
00:03:17.540 Zidane.
00:03:17.640 No, you like the other guy.
00:03:19.460 You like the other guy. 0.90
00:03:19.860 Headbutter the guy in Italy. 0.96
00:03:21.220 Here's your head.
00:03:21.980 Comments made.
00:03:22.420 You like the other guy.
00:03:23.220 Johan.
00:03:23.620 Threith.
00:03:24.200 Keep going.
00:03:25.120 Keep going.
00:03:26.100 Frank Beckenbauer.
00:03:26.260 Now, the top three.
00:03:27.460 Top three.
00:03:27.880 Who are the top three on Sports Illustrated?
00:03:28.980 Frank Beckenbauer.
00:03:29.720 Messi's in the top three, obviously.
00:03:31.000 Pele is number one.
00:03:31.960 Who else is top three?
00:03:32.740 Pele's number one.
00:03:33.760 Oh, Landon Donovan from the U.S.?
00:03:35.900 You got Maradona, you got Pele, and you have Messi.
00:03:38.760 The hand of God.
00:03:39.220 Rank it.
00:03:39.780 The hand of God.
00:03:40.300 How do you think this goes?
00:03:41.480 Rank the top three.
00:03:42.420 Okay, so Pele's one.
00:03:43.500 Who's two in your eyes?
00:03:44.720 Messi's two.
00:03:45.380 Okay, Messi's two, and Maradona's three.
00:03:47.020 That's what I'm going for.
00:03:47.540 Okay, so you got Pele, Messi, Maradona.
00:03:51.040 Tom, how do you do it?
00:03:52.000 I can't vote because I know about it.
00:03:53.920 Oh, you know about it. 1.00
00:03:54.820 Because you're Canadian? 1.00
00:03:56.040 All right, so go to it. 0.95
00:03:57.180 Look at number three.
00:03:58.780 Number three is Pele.
00:04:00.980 Go on, get.
00:04:03.040 Sports Illustrated put Pele as number three.
00:04:06.340 So they're going to put Messi number one?
00:04:07.700 Even though he won three World Cups.
00:04:08.620 They're going to put Messi number one.
00:04:09.720 They're going to put Messi number one.
00:04:10.040 No, Messi can't be number one.
00:04:11.360 And then number two is Maradona.
00:04:15.160 Wow.
00:04:15.840 And you know who they put number one?
00:04:17.440 Obviously Messi.
00:04:18.020 They put Messi as the greatest player of all time in soccer.
00:04:20.180 What's their justification?
00:04:22.380 I mean, it's Sports Illustrated.
00:04:23.820 They can justify whatever they want to justify.
00:04:25.620 But they're saying this guy was a Ballon d'Or winner,
00:04:29.380 09, 10, 11, 12, 15, 19, 21, 23,
00:04:33.020 FIFA World Cup, player of the year, Barcelona's all-time top scorer,
00:04:36.060 La Liga all-time goal scorer, six-time Pichichi winner, Argentinos. 1.00
00:04:39.520 I'm going to get so many Menecs would hate today, 1.00
00:04:42.020 but I will tell you this, to the Ronaldo community, 1.00
00:04:44.760 because we have a few in our household,
00:04:46.700 to put him number 15, I think it's crazy.
00:04:49.480 they should at least put him 14.
00:04:51.160 I think it's in the pub.
00:04:52.980 Dylan's going to be so mad when he hears that.
00:04:55.300 No, no, no.
00:04:56.020 Of course, what he's done.
00:04:58.000 Can we end the debate then?
00:04:59.380 Which is what?
00:05:00.960 Messi's better than Ronaldo.
00:05:02.200 Listen, this World Cup.
00:05:03.120 Straight up.
00:05:03.600 If Messi wants to finish the argument, if he wins one more.
00:05:07.880 What do you mean finish the argument?
00:05:09.140 You know what?
00:05:09.760 I understand what you're saying.
00:05:10.760 Did Cristiano Ronaldo ever win a World Cup?
00:05:12.960 No, never. 0.72
00:05:13.700 Nunca.
00:05:14.420 Never.
00:05:15.000 Okay, Messi's the guy.
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