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00:10:14.080No, they were very ahead of their time.
00:10:16.260Because, obviously, in 2021, four is actually a small sort of romantic arrangement.
00:10:21.100But back in those days, you know, they were a little more monogamous and had more clearly defined gender roles.
00:10:25.920But one of the issues for the passengers on the Mayflower is that there weren't very many of them to begin with.
00:10:32.040And then half of them died in the first winter.
00:10:34.400So there – and actually, as the poem talks about, there weren't all that many eligible women.
00:10:39.320And so they ended up really sort of shacking up together.
00:10:42.880And then their children would intermarry.
00:10:44.460And the families all remained together for a long time.
00:10:46.620So if you are descended from one person who was on the Mayflower, there's a good chance that you were descended from multiple of them.
00:10:53.720And another thing people don't really remember about the Mayflower is that, yes, there were these pious pilgrims who were extremely rigid in their religion.
00:11:02.940But then there were just a bunch of people along for the ride.
00:11:25.020Just in the gray of the dawn, as the mists uprose from the meadows, there was a stir and a sound in the slumbering village of Plymouth,
00:11:34.740clanging and clicking of arms and the order imperative, forward.
00:11:38.720Now, for those of us not schooled in Yale literary analysis, what does that mean?
00:11:48.040You know, the image that is being presented to you here – and I'll try to put on my deepest, you know, most serious literary analyst hat here – for a poem that is not the most complex thing ever written – is you've got these very pious people.
00:12:05.180They've got all of their religious activities and their church and they're so focused on God.
00:12:28.300See, that's the kind of poetry that makes sense to the general American public, right?
00:12:33.240That's what we need, that kind of summary of this highfalutin language.
00:12:36.640Yes, and they – you know, that's the other funny thing about those pilgrims, as you get from both the poem but also the history of this era.
00:12:43.980They were actually sort of a romantic people.
00:12:46.160We just picture the funny hats and the buckle shoes.
00:12:49.220But they actually could be a fairly romantic lot.
00:12:52.580So am I understanding it right that this poem is sort of an older version of the song Jolene?
00:13:25.720Because even back – this poem was supposed to be set in the 1600s, right?
00:13:28.480Like, even back then, Miles Standish, who was supposed to be the captain, he was supposed to be the tough guy, right?
00:13:33.420The alpha male was too scared to go ask his lady friend on a date.
00:13:38.420He had to send his friend, John Alden, to try to win her heart.
00:13:41.220And I thought, man, some things don't change.
00:13:43.920There's a little bit of a Cyrano de Bergerac vibe here where the little, short, old captain – and if you've ever been to the Plymouth Museum, Miles Standish was like a pygmy.
00:13:55.120I mean he was the big captain of the colony.
00:14:25.500So you're saying it's generally a bad idea if you're interested in a woman to send another guy to say, hey, would you go put the moves on her?
00:14:32.640You know, it's – I don't think it takes a Casanova to recognize that that's not the best idea.
00:14:43.120But it's because this man, Miles Standish, his wife had died, but he was a one-track mind.
00:15:03.680And, you know, there's another aspect to this of the kind of friendship between the Native Americans and the Englishmen.
00:15:11.600The men who would go out and, you know, threaten these Indians and sometimes they would have to form alliances, they also saved the life of Massasoit, who was the chief of the Indians in the region and helped to build the Wampanoag Nation.
00:15:23.860And they lived in peace actually with the Englishmen for a long time and they would help one another out.
00:15:28.580And it was only when Massasoit's son, Prince Philip, or King Philip rather, Philip took an obviously Christian English name, Philip mistakenly believed that the Englishmen had killed his brother.
00:15:40.480It actually almost certainly never happened.
00:15:42.600But because of that miscommunication, he declared war on the Englishmen.
00:15:46.660Some of the Indians sided with the English.
00:15:48.660The English and the Indians made war on the other Indians and it broke down the peace.
00:15:52.280But for decades after they landed, there actually was a really stable peace here.
00:15:57.040And you're not going to hear that from the left-wing polemicist who says, you know, Englishmen bad, Indians good.
00:16:02.820But it's a much more interesting history than you would get from the left-wing media.
00:16:08.060Well, I will say the three of us were laughing a few minutes ago that the Women's March tweeted out this past week that they were apologizing, that they had said their average donation was $14.92, $14.92, and something about a date of such horrible impression to indigenous people that were embarrassed to have said that.
00:16:31.680And it's like, good God, you can't satirize these clowns anymore.
00:16:38.060Senator, would you be willing to accept a donation of $14.92?
00:16:42.160I actually did retweet what they said and said, you know what?
00:16:45.760You can go to my website, tedcruz.org.
00:17:08.060So, Liz, we need to get a female perspective here.
00:17:12.720On the poem and on human nature more broadly, which man would you have gone with, the young, hot, romantic, or the older, grizzled, accomplished military man?
00:17:24.720Okay, so this is actually a hard question, which I did think about while I was reading this poem because Miles Standish, obviously, it's not really recommending himself when he doesn't want to plead his own case here, when he won't even tell the sweet Priscilla that he loves her.
00:17:39.880John Alden, however, I don't know that he was that big of a treat either, though, because he was so afraid of offending his friend that he wouldn't marry Priscilla until he thought his friend was dead.
00:17:54.720But I do have to say, as someone married to a military man, I do have a soft spot for those grizzled old, well, sailors in this case, but soldiers.
00:18:02.540I really wouldn't knock John Alden for following the bro code and not infringing on Miles Standish's territory.
00:19:05.440We'll do some green beans, often with shaved almonds on the green beans.
00:19:09.440We will do – we'll usually do black beans and rice because we do it – my cousin BB's and so side of the Cuban side of the family will do some black beans and rice just because Cubans aren't capable of eating anything without having black beans and rice.
00:19:22.880And then we will – by the way, I still get to – so as a kid growing up, I always got the drumstick.
00:19:30.540I'm a dark meat guy much more than – I don't like white meat in chicken or turkey.
00:19:36.440I like it's much more tender and moist.
00:19:38.300I'm not sure, Senator, how that is politically incorrect.
00:19:41.380I'm not sure exactly how that will offend woke people, but I'm sure there's something there.
00:19:45.200I'm sure somehow that was a microaggression.
00:19:47.160Well, I will say in college, when I was a college debater, at one point there was a humorous debate round that in order to address overpopulation and hunger, we should encourage more cannibalism, which some college kids promoted.
00:20:00.960And I think one of the opposition arguments to that is, no, no, that might – you might see racism if people preferred white meat or dark meat, one or the other.
00:20:22.600So probably the most unique – so my dad, every Thanksgiving, will make a flan or a couple of flans, and my father's flan is – it is unlike probably anyone you ever had in that it's tall.
00:20:38.680It's about six inches tall, and the outside of the pot, it cakes the outside of it in melted sugar that's this deep, rich caramel,
00:20:49.400and he has lots of condensed milk in it and a ton of vanilla in it and sugar in it.
00:20:54.040And what I love about my dad's flan is the bottom inch of it is shredded coconut, and it's really – it's very rich.
00:21:02.340Sadly, neither Heidi nor the girls are particularly into the flan, but the sort of Cuban – the Cuban side of the family, we enjoy my dad's flans,
00:21:13.180and the girls and Heidi, they go for, like, the pecan pie or the apple pie or something else besides that.
00:21:19.980And then what we always do is play a lot of dominoes.
00:21:22.660So dominoes are big at our Thanksgivings and competitive.
00:21:27.220We have a little tradition that if one person doesn't like a particular dish, we don't try to convince them to like it
00:21:32.780because it just means it's more for us if the fewer people are eating – fewer people are eating the good stuff.
00:22:09.040I don't put it really on anything at all.
00:22:11.160I just want it to be sitting there in that gelatinous, American, mass-produced, vaguely, chemically, probably poisonous way.
00:22:22.420And I take great pleasure from that, though I would very rarely put it in my mouth.
00:22:26.560Right, and there's always the contrast, by the way, of this can-shaped, gelatinous blob in your grandmother's loveliest china for Thanksgiving.
00:22:34.160So it's a staple of every American's Thanksgiving.
00:22:37.500All right, Senator Cruz, this is from Real Truth Cactus, who asks,
00:22:41.160I'm sure this is going to be a fun one, but do you have any way to manage tough political discussions at your family's table?
00:22:47.020What advice would you give to families who are split politically?
00:24:10.940The way to put up with the more gregarious, louder, vociferous members who tend to be on the right is with the saintly patients of our family members.
00:24:20.160And feed them extra and give them extra food.
00:24:22.340That's going to comb the wildest beasts here.
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