Verdict with Ted Cruz - The Redefinition of Marriage

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00:02:12.320 Welcome back to Verdict with Ted Cruz.

00:02:15.280 I'm Michael Knowles.

00:02:16.580 Senator, before we begin, I want to get to a ton of mailbag questions today

00:02:21.300 because we have a ton of new subscribers

00:02:24.420 because you and this show and even the series,

00:02:28.900 the subscriber-only series cloakroom of this show,

00:02:31.180 have been all over the news all week

00:02:32.920 because you had the gall, the temerity,

00:02:36.400 to express the view on marriage

00:02:39.780 that was held by literally every single person in the country,

00:02:43.200 including Barack Obama,

00:02:45.160 about 10 or 11 years ago.

00:02:47.020 And you expressed a view of the Constitution

00:02:50.280 that has been held by conservatives since time immemorial.

00:02:54.940 How dare you, sir?

00:02:57.540 We are living in a strange and bizarre land.

00:03:00.300 I will say we've crossed a threshold.

00:03:01.760 So multiple times on Verdict,

00:03:03.900 this podcast has driven the agenda and discussion.

00:03:07.320 And indeed, we've seen the Biden White House

00:03:10.180 from the press room podium

00:03:12.220 responding to this podcast in multiple times.

00:03:16.660 This week, however, we crossed a new threshold.

00:03:19.000 It wasn't just Verdict that was driving the news.

00:03:20.960 It was cloakroom, which is, as you noted,

00:03:23.520 the paid subscriber service on Verdict Plus.

00:03:26.740 That one 18-second snippet that got put out,

00:03:32.240 and it's actually, it's a fascinating illustration

00:03:34.460 of the lefty Twitter media world.

00:03:38.780 So one lefty hack on Twitter

00:03:41.000 put out this 18-second snippet of cloakroom.

00:03:45.220 Every other blue-check lefty immediately amplified it.

00:03:49.140 And within minutes,

00:03:51.120 just about every corporate media outlet

00:03:54.460 was running with it as their key story.

00:03:57.500 And it culminated, amusingly enough, this week

00:03:59.900 in Chuck Schumer, the Senate Majority Leader,

00:04:03.360 denouncing me on the Senate floor as unhinged

00:04:06.560 based on that 18-second snippet

00:04:09.760 from cloakroom,

00:04:12.680 the paid show on Verdict Plus.

00:04:15.460 That, that,

00:04:16.040 we just need to mark that,

00:04:18.780 that new territory,

00:04:20.400 because

00:04:21.240 left-wing Twitter-verse media industrial complex

00:04:28.200 is truly remarkable.

00:04:31.000 And, and apparently they're not as cheap

00:04:32.600 as I thought they were

00:04:33.400 because they're shelling out for the extra service

00:04:35.320 so they can watch the subscriber-only show.

00:04:38.600 So, and I do need to say

00:04:40.100 to every communist,

00:04:41.220 to every leftist,

00:04:42.060 to every Marxist,

00:04:43.040 to every person trying to destroy the country,

00:04:45.260 obviously you need to subscribe to Verdict Plus

00:04:47.500 because you can't know

00:04:49.620 what these nefarious conservative constitutionalists

00:04:54.860 are doing unless you subscribe.

00:04:57.600 And so I, I will take great pleasure

00:04:59.900 at, at, at the Marxist helping fund our podcast

00:05:03.860 and keep this operation going,

00:05:06.640 spreading truth

00:05:07.780 through their absolute sea of lies.

00:05:10.700 That's right.

00:05:11.520 You'll really show us libs

00:05:13.400 by subscribing and watching all of the content

00:05:15.740 that we put out here.

00:05:17.080 Not, not only did your comment

00:05:19.080 drive the news cycle, Senator,

00:05:20.780 it also led to a vote

00:05:23.540 in the House of Representatives

00:05:24.580 to codify the,

00:05:27.040 the Obergefell decision,

00:05:28.500 actually go a little further.

00:05:29.980 Has a podcast ever driven

00:05:31.540 a vote the next week

00:05:33.760 in the U.S. House of Representatives?

00:05:35.360 I, I, I, I'm not aware

00:05:37.140 of that threshold ever being crossed.

00:05:39.440 So the, the House Dems bring this up

00:05:42.360 and it was obviously a ridiculous vote.

00:05:45.700 There is absolutely no risk

00:05:47.840 of the Supreme Court overruling Obergefell.

00:05:50.880 The court majority in Dobbs said as much.

00:05:53.580 Clarence Thomas in his concurrence

00:05:55.200 suggested perhaps we should revisit that

00:05:57.420 in some other cases.

00:05:58.640 He couldn't get a single other justice,

00:06:00.700 including any of the conservatives,

00:06:02.160 to sign on to that.

00:06:03.340 So there, there's really no,

00:06:05.040 as a political matter,

00:06:06.100 there's no risk of this whatsoever.

00:06:08.080 And then the Democrats bring this bill

00:06:11.080 out of their sheer shock and anger

00:06:14.220 that you haven't changed your view on marriage

00:06:16.480 from the view that's been held

00:06:17.620 for all of human history

00:06:18.940 and your view of the Constitution,

00:06:20.620 even more importantly,

00:06:21.820 the way the Constitution

00:06:22.760 should be interpreted and understood.

00:06:25.260 And, and the vote comes up in the House

00:06:26.960 and 47 House Republicans

00:06:30.260 vote to enshrine

00:06:33.340 a new definition of marriage.

00:06:35.680 Yeah.

00:06:36.520 So let's take those one at a time.

00:06:38.480 Let's, let's start with what actually

00:06:40.020 I said on cloakroom.

00:06:41.200 So the 18th snippet,

00:06:42.180 second snippet that they seized upon

00:06:44.220 is where I said that Obergefell

00:06:45.860 was clearly wrong.

00:06:47.280 It was wrongly decided.

00:06:48.480 Um, which is exactly what I said

00:06:51.640 the day it came down.

00:06:52.720 It's what I believed then

00:06:54.900 and every day since then.

00:06:56.400 And it's what virtually every conservative

00:06:59.120 in the planet believed then

00:07:00.640 and still believes now,

00:07:01.940 even if there's some Republicans

00:07:03.100 scared to say it now.

00:07:05.040 Uh, in Obergefell,

00:07:06.440 the Supreme Court struck down

00:07:07.720 the marriage laws of states

00:07:09.900 across the country,

00:07:10.940 invented a brand new right.

00:07:12.580 The proper way I believe

00:07:14.620 under the Constitution

00:07:15.620 to decide the question of marriage

00:07:17.900 and whether marriage should

00:07:18.860 extend to same-sex couples

00:07:20.640 is through the democratic process.

00:07:22.560 And actually the democratic process

00:07:23.860 was moving in that direction.

00:07:25.460 The advocates of gay marriage

00:07:27.900 were winning in multiple states.

00:07:29.540 They were persuading the voters

00:07:30.880 and the democratic process

00:07:32.400 was operating.

00:07:34.180 Those who disagreed

00:07:35.060 were making their case

00:07:36.280 and there was a full-fledged

00:07:37.940 democratic debate

00:07:38.820 until the Supreme Court said,

00:07:40.640 no, sorry, silly people.

00:07:42.020 There's only one right answer.

00:07:43.220 You must adopt what we decree.

00:07:45.560 Um, what they left out

00:07:47.900 is you and I had,

00:07:49.680 actually it was Liz Wheeler and I,

00:07:50.980 had an extended discussion

00:07:52.460 where she asked me

00:07:53.360 the entire cloakroom

00:07:54.300 focused on Clarence Thomas'

00:07:55.960 concurrence in the Dobbs decision

00:07:58.000 where he called into question

00:08:00.420 the substantive due process jurisprudence

00:08:02.440 and he mentioned a number

00:08:03.380 of other cases

00:08:04.220 dealing with contraception,

00:08:05.500 dealing with sodomy,

00:08:06.540 and dealing with gay marriage.

00:08:07.980 And he suggested

00:08:08.840 that those opinions

00:08:09.700 should be revisited.

00:08:11.420 And what I articulated

00:08:12.760 at great length

00:08:13.840 in the full Cloakroom podcast

00:08:18.160 is that the Supreme Court

00:08:20.500 said repeatedly,

00:08:21.860 explicitly, unambiguously,

00:08:24.340 no, we are not revisiting

00:08:26.620 these precedents.

00:08:27.660 Nothing in this decision

00:08:28.620 calls them into question.

00:08:29.800 We're not going to do it.

00:08:31.040 At one point,

00:08:31.620 the majority opinion says,

00:08:32.800 we don't know how we can say

00:08:34.440 this any clearer.

00:08:35.820 No, no, no.

00:08:37.820 As you noted,

00:08:38.760 Justice Thomas,

00:08:39.540 yes, he raised the issue.

00:08:41.680 He was not joined

00:08:42.480 by a single justice.

00:08:43.600 So eight justices declined

00:08:45.160 to join that opinion.

00:08:46.760 I said that at great length.

00:08:50.320 All of the lefty Twitter activists,

00:08:53.840 all of the corrupt corporate media

00:08:55.720 ignored that entire discussion.

00:08:57.380 We actually put out

00:08:58.540 the entire six minute segment.

00:09:00.280 We put it out on social media

00:09:01.740 to say, look,

00:09:02.660 if you want to know

00:09:03.580 what the discussion was,

00:09:05.040 here's a radical and crazy idea.

00:09:06.820 Maybe you could actually listen

00:09:08.180 to what it was I said.

00:09:10.320 Almost no one in the media

00:09:13.280 could be bothered to do that.

00:09:14.420 And there's a reason

00:09:15.220 they seized upon this.

00:09:16.460 This is there's

00:09:17.780 a broader political point.

00:09:19.040 And we've talked about this

00:09:20.080 some on the podcast,

00:09:20.800 but it's worth underscoring.

00:09:23.680 Democrats know

00:09:25.380 that abortion

00:09:26.960 is a political loser for them.

00:09:29.160 So there are a handful

00:09:30.180 of left wing activists in D.C.

00:09:31.880 who are thinking, OK,

00:09:33.440 maybe the decision on Roe

00:09:34.800 is going to be the Hail Mary

00:09:35.780 that saves the midterms

00:09:37.320 from the disaster

00:09:38.260 it's going to be

00:09:38.800 for Democrats otherwise.

00:09:40.320 But real and serious Democrats

00:09:43.160 don't actually think that.

00:09:45.420 Elected Democrats

00:09:46.240 don't think that.

00:09:47.120 And how do we know that?

00:09:49.020 Because their immediate reaction

00:09:51.060 is not to focus on

00:09:52.500 the fact that

00:09:54.240 their policy preference

00:09:55.560 of unlimited abortion

00:09:56.480 on demand

00:09:56.940 in all circumstances

00:09:57.760 with no limits

00:09:58.580 is now no longer mandated

00:10:00.860 by by the federal courts

00:10:02.300 because that's a really

00:10:03.420 unpopular position in America.

00:10:05.520 But it's rather to suggest,

00:10:07.440 you know what this means?

00:10:08.840 They're going to take away

00:10:09.720 birth control.

00:10:10.400 They're going to take away

00:10:11.460 the right to consensual sodomy.

00:10:13.800 They're going to take away

00:10:14.880 gay marriage laws.

00:10:16.760 Now, those are all issues

00:10:17.820 that pull much better

00:10:19.220 than the Democrats'

00:10:21.160 radical view on abortion.

00:10:23.300 And when they immediately

00:10:24.620 shift to those issues,

00:10:26.360 they're giving you a tell.

00:10:28.400 They're telling you,

00:10:29.280 just like in poker,

00:10:30.140 when someone is bluffing

00:10:31.200 and they,

00:10:32.200 whether they twist the ring

00:10:33.400 or they sweat

00:10:34.080 or they fidget,

00:10:34.920 they, you know,

00:10:35.280 people have tells

00:10:36.300 that let you know

00:10:37.940 what they really think

00:10:38.860 and believe,

00:10:39.320 that's what the Democrats

00:10:40.060 are doing.

00:10:40.520 And the reason

00:10:42.380 they hyperventilated

00:10:43.600 in every media outlet,

00:10:45.240 I got to say CNN,

00:10:47.140 I sort of feel like

00:10:48.840 you and I deserve a credit

00:10:50.020 on CNN shows

00:10:50.980 because they filled

00:10:51.860 their shows this week

00:10:53.080 just with us.

00:10:54.440 That was all of their content.

00:10:55.960 Apparently,

00:10:56.200 there was nothing else

00:10:56.860 happening in the world

00:10:57.780 because it let them

00:10:59.740 tell the story

00:11:00.860 that Obergefell

00:11:04.180 is going to be reversed

00:11:05.380 even though the Supreme Court

00:11:06.440 said emphatically

00:11:07.220 it's not going to be reversed.

00:11:09.440 Right.

00:11:09.680 And then as you noted,

00:11:10.680 it predicated

00:11:11.460 the vote in the House

00:11:13.640 of Representatives

00:11:14.300 to say,

00:11:15.140 if Obergefell is reversed,

00:11:17.360 we're voting to enshrine

00:11:18.960 gay marriage in federal law

00:11:20.240 and to repeal

00:11:21.820 the Defense of Marriage Act

00:11:23.060 which had passed

00:11:23.860 overwhelmingly in Congress

00:11:25.460 and which that crazed

00:11:27.220 right-wing radical

00:11:28.340 Bill Clinton

00:11:28.960 signed into law.

00:11:29.780 So you get this vote

00:11:33.020 in the House.

00:11:34.380 I'm no expert here,

00:11:36.200 Senator.

00:11:36.640 You know,

00:11:36.840 I don't work at the Capitol

00:11:37.800 but I think that means

00:11:39.800 it's going to your place.

00:11:41.760 I think that means

00:11:42.340 it's going to the Senate

00:11:43.360 for a vote.

00:11:45.120 If you had asked me

00:11:46.100 three days ago,

00:11:46.980 I would have said

00:11:47.520 this doesn't stand a chance

00:11:49.240 of going anywhere.

00:11:50.320 The Senate Republicans

00:11:51.420 are going to stand firm.

00:11:52.480 This is an obvious issue

00:11:55.440 and yet after that vote

00:11:56.720 in the House,

00:11:57.180 I have to wonder,

00:11:58.480 is this thing actually

00:11:59.300 going to make it

00:11:59.740 out of the Senate?

00:12:01.240 Well,

00:12:01.800 it's not clear

00:12:03.320 if it's going to get

00:12:05.120 floor time

00:12:05.900 and we've got

00:12:06.820 just a couple of weeks

00:12:07.680 left before the August recess

00:12:09.120 when Democrats want

00:12:10.440 to get home and campaign.

00:12:11.540 They've got a bunch

00:12:12.080 of Democrats on the ballot

00:12:13.120 and there's a lot

00:12:15.600 of other bad things

00:12:16.580 Democrats are trying to do.

00:12:17.840 So they've got

00:12:18.200 a lot of legislation

00:12:18.980 they're trying to ram through

00:12:20.400 including their last gasp

00:12:23.860 at Build Back Broke

00:12:25.280 and so there's a limited

00:12:26.260 number of days

00:12:27.300 of floor time.

00:12:29.100 That being said,

00:12:30.460 Schumer said this week

00:12:31.540 he intends to take this up

00:12:32.780 for a vote

00:12:33.320 which will burn

00:12:34.600 several days

00:12:35.200 of floor time.

00:12:37.500 That was the speech

00:12:38.580 where he also described me

00:12:39.720 as unhinged

00:12:40.420 for cloakroom.

00:12:42.380 And

00:12:42.680 if it comes up

00:12:44.960 to move

00:12:46.400 to proceed

00:12:46.980 to the bill

00:12:47.460 will take 60 votes.

00:12:48.640 That's the standard rule

00:12:49.540 in the Senate.

00:12:50.920 It presumably

00:12:51.800 will get

00:12:52.280 all 50 Democrats.

00:12:53.200 So the question is

00:12:55.240 does it get

00:12:55.960 10 Republicans?

00:12:57.180 It got,

00:12:57.660 what was it,

00:12:58.000 45 Republicans

00:12:58.900 in the House?

00:12:59.940 47, I think.

00:13:01.540 47.

00:13:02.280 At least one of my colleagues

00:13:04.020 has told reporters

00:13:04.980 publicly intends to vote yes.

00:13:06.640 That's Tom Tellis

00:13:07.340 from North Carolina

00:13:08.160 who's told reporters

00:13:09.060 he's going to be a yes.

00:13:11.060 I could tell you

00:13:12.360 we had a discussion today

00:13:13.880 in the Senate

00:13:14.400 Republican Conference

00:13:15.420 at lunch

00:13:16.040 where there were

00:13:17.980 multiple Republicans

00:13:19.080 who

00:13:21.080 if they didn't say yes

00:13:23.580 they sure were

00:13:24.420 showing a lot of leg

00:13:25.640 to use

00:13:26.580 a euphemism.

00:13:28.920 I don't know.

00:13:30.400 This ought to be

00:13:31.380 this ought to be

00:13:33.200 a really easy vote.

00:13:35.040 Number one

00:13:36.100 because it's

00:13:37.160 pure

00:13:37.760 empty

00:13:38.360 political messaging.

00:13:39.620 Supreme Court said

00:13:40.220 they're not going to

00:13:40.720 overturn a Burgerfield.

00:13:41.580 So the entire reason

00:13:42.640 Democrats

00:13:43.440 are having this vote

00:13:44.860 is for political messaging

00:13:47.760 and really to distract

00:13:49.060 from every other aspect

00:13:51.100 of their agenda

00:13:51.840 that's a train wreck

00:13:52.740 which is

00:13:53.400 inflation and crime

00:13:54.820 and immigration

00:13:55.400 and everything else.

00:13:57.380 But secondly

00:13:58.360 look my views

00:13:59.160 on the substance

00:13:59.780 I believe marriage

00:14:00.620 is the union

00:14:01.100 of one man

00:14:01.740 and one woman

00:14:02.280 and that's what

00:14:03.560 I have always believed

00:14:05.120 it's what I believe now.

00:14:06.680 There are people

00:14:07.340 who disagree with me

00:14:08.480 and the people

00:14:10.340 who disagree with me

00:14:11.180 are entitled

00:14:11.660 to their views

00:14:12.380 and they're entitled

00:14:12.940 to participate

00:14:13.520 in the democratic process

00:14:14.620 and they're entitled

00:14:15.260 to prevail

00:14:16.340 in the democratic process

00:14:17.500 if their arguments

00:14:18.620 carry a majority vote.

00:14:20.100 It is interesting

00:14:20.980 I hope it's not the case

00:14:23.800 that a bunch of Republicans

00:14:25.780 who used to say that

00:14:27.580 quite emphatically

00:14:28.480 no longer believe that

00:14:31.680 but to be honest

00:14:32.920 I don't know Michael.

00:14:34.480 Of course

00:14:34.960 I mean this is

00:14:35.820 I'm with you

00:14:36.740 I hold the view of marriage

00:14:38.360 that has existed

00:14:39.200 forever

00:14:40.020 I sometimes say

00:14:40.900 I hold

00:14:41.260 I hold the view of marriage

00:14:42.580 that Obama

00:14:43.200 and Hillary

00:14:44.100 and Biden

00:14:45.040 and all the prominent Democrats

00:14:47.060 of today

00:14:47.940 held

00:14:48.480 until very very recently

00:14:50.000 and by the way

00:14:51.580 that the voters

00:14:52.200 of California

00:14:52.960 in 2008

00:14:53.900 bright blue

00:14:54.700 left-wing California

00:14:55.800 voted for in 2008

00:14:57.440 so

00:14:58.140 I don't know

00:14:59.620 that there has been

00:15:00.360 a public policy issue

00:15:01.720 on which views

00:15:02.860 have changed

00:15:03.500 more dramatically

00:15:04.420 than the issue

00:15:06.200 of gay marriage

00:15:06.940 and

00:15:07.300 it's

00:15:09.720 on the question

00:15:10.700 of life

00:15:11.460 views of the American voters

00:15:14.800 have been moving

00:15:15.480 in the direction

00:15:16.060 of life

00:15:16.580 but on the question

00:15:17.760 of marriage

00:15:18.260 they clearly are moving

00:15:19.300 in the other direction

00:15:20.100 and that's

00:15:20.640 that's indisputable

00:15:21.900 and it's really

00:15:23.380 quite

00:15:23.860 quite

00:15:24.760 a remarkable

00:15:26.660 journey

00:15:27.180 from where

00:15:28.000 even a decade

00:15:29.380 the debate was

00:15:30.200 of course

00:15:30.960 but I

00:15:31.440 I just think

00:15:32.240 even for people

00:15:33.180 who disagree

00:15:34.240 even for Republicans

00:15:35.680 who for whatever reason

00:15:37.020 have changed their views

00:15:37.820 over the last

00:15:38.520 five or seven years

00:15:39.800 this is such

00:15:41.940 a nakedly

00:15:43.060 obvious

00:15:44.180 political trap

00:15:45.880 being pointlessly

00:15:47.360 as

00:15:47.980 in terms of the

00:15:48.660 substance of the policy

00:15:49.560 being pointlessly

00:15:50.840 laid out

00:15:51.800 by the Democrats

00:15:52.640 the only reason

00:15:53.680 is to trap Republicans

00:15:54.760 why

00:15:55.720 on earth

00:15:56.560 would any of these

00:15:57.440 these Republican senators

00:15:58.740 take it

00:15:59.580 those 47 in the house

00:16:00.700 took it hook, line, and sinker

00:16:01.860 I hope

00:16:02.500 Senator

00:16:02.840 I hope your colleagues

00:16:03.880 are wiser

00:16:04.920 than that

00:16:05.620 you know

00:16:05.840 you know who I know

00:16:06.520 is wiser

00:16:07.120 the subscribers

00:16:09.040 to this podcast

00:16:09.920 so I do want to get

00:16:10.760 to some of their questions

00:16:11.780 enough of CNN

00:16:13.800 enough of Nancy Pelosi

00:16:14.880 first question up

00:16:16.100 from Jeff

00:16:17.040 this actually does have to do

00:16:18.220 with another piece of legislation

00:16:20.100 that's making its way

00:16:21.160 around the Capitol

00:16:21.740 Jeff says

00:16:22.960 I've been reading about

00:16:23.920 a proposed reform

00:16:25.140 to the Electoral Count Act

00:16:27.540 all I really know about it

00:16:29.880 is that it's being pushed

00:16:31.020 by Democrats

00:16:31.680 and RINOs

00:16:32.660 so I instinctively

00:16:33.960 don't like it

00:16:34.880 but I want to keep

00:16:36.220 an open mind

00:16:37.020 what is the act

00:16:38.780 and should we support it

00:16:40.120 so Jeff

00:16:42.040 a great question

00:16:43.000 and that's frankly

00:16:44.020 a good instinct

00:16:44.740 is if the people pushing it

00:16:46.120 are not reliable conservatives

00:16:48.060 that ought to give you

00:16:48.980 a really big hint

00:16:50.160 the direction it's going

00:16:51.140 what is the act

00:16:53.380 to be honest

00:16:53.840 I'm not sure

00:16:54.600 look

00:16:54.980 Democrats

00:16:56.880 and

00:16:58.040 a lot of wobbly Republicans

00:16:59.880 who are

00:17:01.300 really unhappy

00:17:02.280 about January 6th

00:17:03.660 and the fact

00:17:04.160 that I stood up

00:17:04.980 and objected

00:17:05.720 I objected

00:17:06.840 under the Electoral Count Act

00:17:08.180 an act that has been

00:17:09.040 on the laws

00:17:09.700 for 150 years

00:17:11.760 and I objected

00:17:14.300 on the grounds

00:17:15.840 that the electoral votes

00:17:17.300 were not

00:17:18.220 not made consistent

00:17:20.600 with law

00:17:21.040 that's what the statute

00:17:21.880 sets out

00:17:22.440 that you can

00:17:22.880 you can make an objection

00:17:23.780 on

00:17:24.140 and you'll recall

00:17:25.760 my

00:17:26.180 I based my objection

00:17:27.860 on calling

00:17:28.620 for the appointment

00:17:29.460 of an election commission

00:17:30.680 to consider

00:17:33.100 the evidence

00:17:33.800 of voter fraud

00:17:34.720 on the merits

00:17:36.040 on the substance

00:17:36.860 to an emergency

00:17:37.580 10-day audit

00:17:38.420 and determine

00:17:39.440 the extent

00:17:39.980 to which fraud

00:17:40.720 occurred

00:17:41.080 and the extent

00:17:41.600 to which it impacted

00:17:42.400 the outcome

00:17:42.920 of the election

00:17:43.520 that was modeled

00:17:44.360 after what Congress

00:17:45.940 did in 1876

00:17:47.180 the election

00:17:47.880 between Rutherford B. Hayes

00:17:49.100 and Samuel Tilden

00:17:50.000 in that election

00:17:51.280 as in 2020

00:17:52.180 there were serious

00:17:52.940 allegations of voter fraud

00:17:54.320 in 1876

00:17:55.840 Congress didn't

00:17:56.700 throw up its hands

00:17:57.380 and say

00:17:57.660 we're powerless

00:17:58.280 we can't do anything

00:17:59.000 about it

00:17:59.580 no

00:18:00.240 they appointed

00:18:00.980 an election commission

00:18:01.940 it consisted of

00:18:02.720 five senators

00:18:04.120 five house members

00:18:05.180 five Supreme Court justices

00:18:06.580 and they did exactly

00:18:07.440 what I

00:18:07.960 what I recommended

00:18:08.860 all the Democrats

00:18:10.760 and some of the Republicans

00:18:11.780 don't like that idea

00:18:12.860 and so this is a proposal

00:18:14.180 to change that

00:18:15.700 I don't know the details

00:18:16.840 of how they're going to change it

00:18:17.780 because they literally

00:18:18.380 have just announced it today

00:18:19.880 and so I haven't seen

00:18:20.900 what they've announced

00:18:21.640 I will say

00:18:22.960 as I was walking in

00:18:24.740 to film

00:18:25.320 this podcast

00:18:26.960 some left wing

00:18:29.000 not on Twitter

00:18:29.600 and I really do spend

00:18:30.460 too much time

00:18:31.120 reading what left wing

00:18:31.860 not say on Twitter

00:18:32.660 we all do

00:18:33.300 but oh actually

00:18:34.480 it was a lefty reporter

00:18:36.720 for the Washington Post

00:18:37.760 he tweeted out

00:18:38.740 so the only question

00:18:40.320 in this bill

00:18:41.160 is do you want

00:18:42.940 the decision

00:18:43.620 about presidential electors

00:18:45.700 made by the federal courts

00:18:47.140 or made by

00:18:48.840 Speaker of the House

00:18:49.780 Jim Jordan

00:18:50.480 and Senate Majority Leader

00:18:51.660 Ted Cruz

00:18:52.240 and I promptly

00:18:54.880 retweeted him

00:18:55.700 and I said

00:18:56.100 sounds good to me

00:18:56.940 so I'm sure

00:18:59.540 that's their nightmare scenario

00:19:01.080 I was okay with it

00:19:02.660 that sounds

00:19:03.600 just fine to me

00:19:05.480 next question

00:19:06.740 from Wanda

00:19:07.420 why are

00:19:08.700 January 6th

00:19:10.260 speaking of January 6th

00:19:11.480 why are January 6th

00:19:12.980 defendants

00:19:13.580 being held

00:19:14.060 in terrible conditions

00:19:15.140 on ridiculous charges

00:19:16.680 when Stephen Colbert's

00:19:18.300 staffers

00:19:18.980 get off the hook

00:19:20.140 for doing basically

00:19:21.300 the same thing

00:19:22.300 this referring to

00:19:23.340 Stephen Colbert's

00:19:24.280 staffers

00:19:24.760 who broke into

00:19:26.680 parts of the Capitol

00:19:27.400 that they weren't

00:19:27.940 supposed to be in

00:19:28.680 in order to embarrass

00:19:29.460 Republican politicians

00:19:30.480 because the Biden

00:19:32.140 Department of Justice

00:19:33.140 is fundamentally corrupt

00:19:34.480 and political

00:19:35.160 it is politicized

00:19:36.420 it is weaponized

00:19:37.480 as you know

00:19:38.460 I've got a book

00:19:39.020 coming out in September

00:19:39.980 the title of which is

00:19:41.280 Justice Corrupted

00:19:42.780 and how the left

00:19:43.480 has weaponized

00:19:44.460 our legal system

00:19:45.340 it goes into this

00:19:46.520 in great detail

00:19:47.300 sadly

00:19:48.040 Merrick Garland

00:19:49.280 Merrick Garland

00:19:49.840 was someone who spent

00:19:50.820 over two decades

00:19:51.560 on the Federal Court

00:19:52.460 of Appeals

00:19:53.100 he built a reputation

00:19:55.400 as a fairly

00:19:56.480 apolitical

00:19:57.640 reasonable judge

00:20:00.000 I don't know

00:20:01.600 that I've ever seen

00:20:02.560 anyone trash

00:20:03.620 their reputation

00:20:04.540 faster

00:20:05.440 than Merrick Garland

00:20:07.100 has done in the year

00:20:07.960 and a half

00:20:08.320 he's had as Attorney General

00:20:09.500 it's reminiscent

00:20:10.380 of what the NFL did

00:20:11.820 when they declared

00:20:12.960 war on their fans

00:20:14.060 and like just

00:20:14.780 lit themselves on fire

00:20:15.940 like the degree

00:20:17.260 to which Garland

00:20:18.440 is willing to allow

00:20:19.980 DOJ

00:20:20.720 to be

00:20:22.320 the

00:20:23.160 frontline soldiers

00:20:24.880 for the partisans

00:20:25.880 in the White House

00:20:26.740 is unprecedented

00:20:28.360 and it's dangerous

00:20:30.220 and I'll tell you

00:20:30.920 when it comes to people

00:20:32.040 who are wrongfully

00:20:33.120 imprisoned for January 6th

00:20:34.620 I have been pressing

00:20:35.400 on it repeatedly

00:20:36.340 I've been pressing

00:20:37.360 DOJ for answers

00:20:38.640 who is in prison

00:20:39.880 what are their charges

00:20:40.880 how many of them

00:20:41.460 are violent

00:20:41.960 if they committed

00:20:42.580 acts of violence

00:20:43.320 they should be prosecuted

00:20:44.420 and that's my view

00:20:45.440 regardless of whether

00:20:47.100 I agree or disagree

00:20:48.200 with their politics

00:20:49.020 if you commit

00:20:49.620 an act of violence

00:20:50.400 if you assault

00:20:51.040 a police officer

00:20:51.940 you ought to go to jail

00:20:53.160 but if they didn't

00:20:54.540 commit acts of violence

00:20:55.600 then peaceful protest

00:20:58.320 is fully protected

00:20:59.560 by the Constitution

00:21:00.460 and this Department

00:21:02.920 of Justice

00:21:03.500 is being used

00:21:04.920 as a political weapon

00:21:06.900 to persecute

00:21:07.920 those who exercise

00:21:08.920 their First Amendment

00:21:09.800 rights in peaceful protests

00:21:11.440 without committing

00:21:12.680 acts of violence

00:21:13.560 because the Biden

00:21:15.280 White House

00:21:15.740 disagrees with them

00:21:16.540 and it is shameful

00:21:17.520 it is disgraceful

00:21:19.040 and I'll tell you

00:21:19.640 every time I press

00:21:21.000 the Department of Justice

00:21:22.400 for answers

00:21:23.080 on the January 6th

00:21:24.240 protesters

00:21:24.800 comparing them

00:21:26.100 say to how DOJ

00:21:27.320 handled the violent

00:21:28.700 rioters in the Antifa

00:21:30.020 and Black Lives Matter

00:21:31.340 riots

00:21:31.860 this Department of Justice

00:21:33.720 essentially says

00:21:34.520 go jump in a lake

00:21:35.300 we won't tell you

00:21:36.180 it's none of your business

00:21:37.200 we're not going to answer it

00:21:38.300 and it is

00:21:39.040 and our corrupt

00:21:40.800 corporate media

00:21:41.640 has zero zero zero

00:21:43.480 interest in reporting

00:21:44.400 on any of this

00:21:45.140 of course

00:21:45.980 now assuming Republicans

00:21:47.660 do retake the House

00:21:48.880 maybe the Senate

00:21:49.880 in the midterms

00:21:51.200 will that give

00:21:52.880 conservatives

00:21:53.500 enough leverage

00:21:54.580 to make

00:21:55.920 some progress

00:21:56.780 on this issue

00:21:57.640 of the

00:21:58.120 two tracks of justice

00:21:59.560 whether we're talking

00:22:00.200 about the January 6th

00:22:01.060 people in Colbert

00:22:01.740 or even more broadly

00:22:03.020 than that

00:22:03.440 so I hope so

00:22:05.120 and I have some

00:22:06.200 some modest level

00:22:08.440 of optimism

00:22:09.060 I think the chances

00:22:10.340 of Republicans

00:22:11.000 taking the House

00:22:11.820 are overwhelming

00:22:12.620 they're well north

00:22:13.360 of 90%

00:22:14.000 and I think

00:22:15.500 a Republican House

00:22:16.700 the odds are very high

00:22:18.160 that we will have

00:22:18.740 oversight hearings

00:22:19.640 on many of these topics

00:22:20.820 I expect

00:22:21.600 House Republicans

00:22:23.640 particularly conservatives

00:22:24.680 to be aggressive

00:22:25.900 in oversight

00:22:26.840 of the Biden administration

00:22:28.260 the Senate

00:22:30.000 is less certain

00:22:30.960 I put the odds

00:22:31.780 about 65-35

00:22:32.940 that we take the Senate

00:22:34.060 if we take the Senate

00:22:35.040 I hope the Senate

00:22:36.380 engages in oversight

00:22:37.660 as well

00:22:38.240 you know

00:22:39.360 there's a difference

00:22:40.140 in style

00:22:40.920 and temperament

00:22:41.740 between House

00:22:42.700 oversight

00:22:43.460 and Senate

00:22:44.040 oversight

00:22:44.740 House oversight

00:22:46.320 is typically

00:22:46.960 more partisan

00:22:47.640 it's typically

00:22:48.220 more aggressive

00:22:48.960 it's

00:22:49.440 it's

00:22:49.940 they have

00:22:51.120 bigger flamethrowers

00:22:52.220 in the House

00:22:52.860 they

00:22:54.080 you know

00:22:55.300 they torch each other

00:22:56.420 many House members

00:22:57.400 D's and R's

00:22:58.120 hate each other

00:22:58.740 insult each other

00:22:59.740 the Senate

00:23:02.820 is a much more

00:23:03.680 genteel place

00:23:04.980 when I arrived

00:23:06.560 it scared the hell

00:23:07.520 out of them

00:23:08.160 you know

00:23:10.880 it reminded me

00:23:11.900 of one of my

00:23:12.420 favorite comedy riffs

00:23:13.880 Michael

00:23:14.640 have you ever seen

00:23:15.300 Robin Williams

00:23:15.980 do his riff on golf

00:23:17.180 I think I have

00:23:18.240 okay

00:23:18.680 it is one of the

00:23:20.200 funniest comedy riffs

00:23:21.220 ever done

00:23:21.900 I love it

00:23:22.840 language warning

00:23:24.060 it is profane

00:23:24.940 but it's Robin Williams

00:23:25.760 he's funny as all hell

00:23:27.300 and he's talking about golf

00:23:28.780 and how golf is made up

00:23:29.840 and I listen to it

00:23:30.860 regularly because it

00:23:31.480 just doubled me over

00:23:32.420 laughing

00:23:32.840 but at one point

00:23:34.600 he's talking about

00:23:36.600 Tiger Woods

00:23:37.260 and the reaction

00:23:37.940 of sort of

00:23:39.540 uptight

00:23:40.340 country clubbers

00:23:41.500 when Tiger Woods

00:23:42.220 started showing up

00:23:43.260 and dominating golf

00:23:44.620 and he does

00:23:46.400 a

00:23:46.780 you know

00:23:47.500 voice of

00:23:48.520 you know

00:23:48.800 oh my

00:23:49.880 now we're gonna

00:23:50.900 let him into our

00:23:51.660 clubs

00:23:52.220 and it was just

00:23:53.400 you know

00:23:53.660 you can picture

00:23:55.000 you know

00:23:56.260 almost invariably

00:23:57.640 rich liberals

00:23:58.500 sort of horrified

00:23:59.580 when Tiger Woods

00:24:00.300 showed up

00:24:00.920 I have to admit

00:24:03.820 that was a little bit

00:24:04.660 the reaction

00:24:05.220 when I showed up

00:24:05.940 at the Senate

00:24:06.380 some of the same

00:24:07.120 folks were like

00:24:08.020 you know

00:24:08.360 oh goodness

00:24:09.300 what is this

00:24:10.120 rabble rouser

00:24:11.580 doing here

00:24:12.260 this wacko bird

00:24:13.680 this

00:24:14.180 this maniac

00:24:15.160 so

00:24:16.540 so for those

00:24:17.400 of y'all

00:24:17.700 who may remember

00:24:18.280 wacko bird

00:24:19.020 was the term

00:24:19.640 John McCain

00:24:20.320 used for me

00:24:21.160 he

00:24:21.520 he

00:24:21.880 and I was

00:24:23.280 particularly

00:24:23.800 gratified

00:24:24.480 when some

00:24:25.000 grassroots

00:24:25.440 activists

00:24:25.920 made a

00:24:26.300 baseball cap

00:24:27.060 with a

00:24:28.600 picture of

00:24:29.260 Daffy Duck

00:24:29.800 on it

00:24:30.180 and the

00:24:30.400 word

00:24:30.560 wacko bird

00:24:31.200 I keep

00:24:31.900 it in my

00:24:32.220 office

00:24:32.540 and it

00:24:32.820 was sort

00:24:33.160 of

00:24:33.280 I

00:24:33.680 happily

00:24:34.560 embraced

00:24:35.220 the

00:24:35.520 title

00:24:36.380 right

00:24:37.220 the Senate

00:24:38.060 with a

00:24:38.760 Republican

00:24:39.160 majority

00:24:39.660 will engage

00:24:40.340 in oversight

00:24:40.900 it will

00:24:41.620 almost surely

00:24:42.500 be more

00:24:43.300 restrained

00:24:44.100 and genteel

00:24:44.900 than the

00:24:45.280 House

00:24:45.660 but the

00:24:47.360 Senate

00:24:47.600 also

00:24:48.020 carries

00:24:48.560 with it

00:24:49.040 typically

00:24:49.820 a greater

00:24:50.600 gravitas

00:24:51.180 a greater

00:24:51.940 a Senate

00:24:53.260 hearing

00:24:53.720 can have

00:24:54.840 a real

00:24:55.320 impact

00:24:55.840 and so

00:24:56.200 I hope

00:24:56.700 we see

00:24:57.360 vigorous

00:24:58.760 oversight

00:24:59.300 in both

00:25:00.060 the House

00:25:00.440 and Senate

00:25:00.900 and that

00:25:01.760 could help

00:25:02.500 I also

00:25:03.860 expect the

00:25:04.500 Biden

00:25:04.760 administration

00:25:05.260 to do

00:25:05.860 what the

00:25:06.180 Obama

00:25:06.520 administration

00:25:07.040 did

00:25:07.580 when we

00:25:07.860 had

00:25:08.040 Republican

00:25:08.480 majorities

00:25:09.120 which is

00:25:09.840 stiff arm

00:25:10.500 ignore

00:25:11.180 defy

00:25:12.540 it is

00:25:14.580 one of the

00:25:15.000 interesting

00:25:15.400 things

00:25:15.900 watching

00:25:16.400 the Dems

00:25:17.280 setting

00:25:18.540 all sorts

00:25:19.060 of precedents

00:25:19.680 including

00:25:20.000 trying to

00:25:20.440 prosecute

00:25:20.940 Steve

00:25:21.220 Bannon

00:25:21.560 for

00:25:22.500 defying

00:25:23.200 congressional

00:25:23.760 subpoenas

00:25:24.300 you know

00:25:25.340 in a few

00:25:25.700 months

00:25:26.040 the other

00:25:26.380 party is

00:25:26.760 going to

00:25:26.920 have the

00:25:27.160 power to

00:25:27.500 issue

00:25:27.700 subpoenas

00:25:28.120 and these

00:25:28.760 are some

00:25:29.020 interesting

00:25:29.340 precedents

00:25:29.900 they're

00:25:30.100 setting

00:25:30.400 and

00:25:30.660 I'm

00:25:32.900 almost

00:25:33.220 certain

00:25:34.080 the

00:25:35.080 Biden

00:25:35.400 DOJ

00:25:36.000 will

00:25:36.240 refuse

00:25:36.640 to

00:25:36.860 prosecute

00:25:37.380 anyone

00:25:37.640 for

00:25:37.860 contempt

00:25:38.200 of

00:25:38.380 Congress

00:25:38.700 for

00:25:38.900 defying

00:25:39.320 a

00:25:39.480 Republican

00:25:39.880 subpoena

00:25:40.420 because

00:25:41.120 this

00:25:41.480 Department

00:25:41.900 of

00:25:42.100 Justice

00:25:42.400 is

00:25:42.660 not

00:25:42.960 actually

00:25:43.560 focused

00:25:43.980 on

00:25:44.200 enforcing

00:25:44.660 the

00:25:44.840 law

00:25:45.200 they're

00:25:46.600 willing

00:25:46.940 to become

00:25:47.460 essentially

00:25:47.880 the

00:25:48.080 enforcement

00:25:48.500 arm

00:25:48.860 of the

00:25:49.100 DNC

00:25:49.740 but

00:25:51.040 real

00:25:52.020 oversight

00:25:52.480 I believe

00:25:52.940 is coming

00:25:53.320 but these

00:25:54.520 prosecutions

00:25:55.340 that the

00:25:56.000 orange

00:25:56.400 jumpsuit

00:25:57.020 that is

00:25:57.320 good for

00:25:57.680 the goose

00:25:58.200 is good

00:25:58.920 for the

00:25:59.360 gander

00:25:59.740 they make

00:26:00.220 those sorts

00:26:00.780 of things

00:26:01.160 in multiple

00:26:01.660 sizes

00:26:02.120 so I

00:26:02.740 agree

00:26:02.960 I think

00:26:03.180 the Democrats

00:26:03.600 should be

00:26:03.940 cautious

00:26:04.260 a question

00:26:05.160 from Aaron

00:26:05.960 is cookie

00:26:07.440 monster

00:26:07.840 racist

00:26:08.440 give me

00:26:13.000 the reasoning

00:26:13.460 on that

00:26:13.780 so I

00:26:14.100 picked

00:26:14.300 fights

00:26:14.680 with

00:26:14.860 lots

00:26:15.140 of

00:26:15.280 Muppets

00:26:15.660 I've

00:26:15.900 picked

00:26:16.080 fights

00:26:16.600 with

00:26:17.420 Big Bird

00:26:18.000 I've

00:26:18.260 picked

00:26:18.400 fights

00:26:18.740 with

00:26:18.940 Elmo

00:26:19.300 I've

00:26:19.640 picked

00:26:19.820 fights

00:26:20.140 with

00:26:20.360 Mickey

00:26:20.600 and

00:26:20.800 Pluto

00:26:21.020 are

00:26:21.220 not

00:26:21.420 Muppets

00:26:21.780 but

00:26:21.960 in

00:26:22.080 this

00:26:22.220 sort

00:26:22.420 of

00:26:22.600 vague

00:26:23.740 genre

00:26:24.300 but

00:26:24.660 the

00:26:25.160 cookie

00:26:25.440 monster

00:26:25.820 thing

00:26:26.260 he's

00:26:26.520 blue

00:26:26.760 and he

00:26:26.980 likes

00:26:27.180 cookies

00:26:27.560 I'm

00:26:27.840 not

00:26:28.240 sure

00:26:28.520 Michael

00:26:28.860 can you

00:26:29.140 help me

00:26:29.400 out

00:26:29.520 on this

00:26:29.880 I

00:26:30.220 can

00:26:30.840 I

00:26:31.280 know

00:26:31.600 so

00:26:32.040 you

00:26:33.040 have

00:26:33.540 been

00:26:33.820 the

00:26:34.000 news

00:26:34.360 for

00:26:34.760 I

00:26:35.080 don't

00:26:35.200 know

00:26:35.360 95%

00:26:36.340 of

00:26:36.760 CNN

00:26:37.360 airtime

00:26:37.820 this

00:26:38.020 week

00:26:38.540 but

00:26:39.100 the

00:26:39.280 other

00:26:39.540 news

00:26:39.840 story

00:26:40.220 is

00:26:40.500 that

00:26:40.700 cookie

00:26:41.000 monster

00:26:41.440 is

00:26:42.100 apparently

00:26:42.500 racist

00:26:43.220 at

00:26:48.740 like

00:26:49.420 ignored

00:26:50.240 some

00:26:50.520 African

00:26:50.840 American

00:26:51.160 children

00:26:51.620 is

00:26:51.860 that

00:26:52.160 was

00:26:52.540 that

00:26:52.720 cookie

00:26:52.960 monster

00:26:53.360 did

00:26:54.040 or

00:26:54.280 did

00:26:54.540 not

00:26:54.780 it's

00:26:54.960 not

00:26:55.100 even

00:26:55.280 really

00:26:55.560 clear

00:26:55.900 he's

00:26:56.140 wearing

00:26:56.420 this

00:26:56.640 big

00:26:56.900 suit

00:26:57.180 and

00:26:57.300 he's

00:26:57.440 high

00:26:57.620 fiving

00:26:57.920 people

00:26:58.200 as

00:26:58.380 he

00:26:58.500 walks

00:26:58.860 and

00:26:59.040 then

00:26:59.280 there

00:26:59.700 were

00:26:59.800 these

00:26:59.980 two

00:27:00.200 little

00:27:00.440 black

00:27:00.740 girls

00:27:01.100 and

00:27:01.540 they

00:27:01.660 wanted

00:27:01.860 a

00:27:02.020 high

00:27:02.220 five

00:27:02.560 and

00:27:02.720 he

00:27:02.840 didn't

00:27:03.140 high

00:27:03.340 five

00:27:03.600 them

00:27:03.840 and

00:27:03.980 then

00:27:04.100 he

00:27:04.240 kept

00:27:04.480 walking

00:27:04.920 and

00:27:05.640 the

00:27:06.020 interpretation

00:27:06.780 of this

00:27:07.380 when it

00:27:07.620 was posted

00:27:08.060 on

00:27:08.300 Instagram

00:27:08.760 was

00:27:09.600 that

00:27:09.980 it's

00:27:18.740 to jump

00:27:19.000 to that

00:27:19.280 conclusion

00:27:19.700 to me

00:27:20.060 seems

00:27:20.340 a little

00:27:20.720 premature

00:27:22.000 so

00:27:23.420 I

00:27:23.620 haven't

00:27:23.900 seen

00:27:24.080 the

00:27:24.200 video

00:27:24.480 so

00:27:24.700 I

00:27:24.860 can

00:27:25.020 provide

00:27:25.560 no

00:27:26.160 direct

00:27:27.000 knowledge

00:27:27.580 on it

00:27:27.880 I'm

00:27:28.060 sorry

00:27:28.280 I'm

00:27:28.540 behind

00:27:28.880 in my

00:27:29.460 cookie

00:27:30.160 monster

00:27:30.560 theme

00:27:30.880 park

00:27:31.140 video

00:27:31.460 watching

00:27:31.920 the

00:27:32.480 stories

00:27:33.140 but

00:27:34.080 I

00:27:34.220 will

00:27:34.400 say

00:27:34.660 this

00:27:34.960 I

00:27:35.200 believe

00:27:35.560 all

00:27:35.860 children

00:27:36.220 deserve

00:27:36.600 a

00:27:36.740 high

00:27:36.920 five

00:27:37.220 I'm

00:27:37.560 pro

00:27:37.960 child

00:27:38.680 and

00:27:40.480 and

00:27:40.500 you

00:27:42.540 know

00:27:42.780 if

00:27:43.060 these

00:27:44.500 young

00:27:44.860 children

00:27:45.200 didn't

00:27:45.500 get

00:27:45.740 high

00:27:46.000 fives

00:27:46.420 I

00:27:46.580 think

00:27:46.760 that

00:27:46.940 was

00:27:47.080 terrible

00:27:47.580 and

00:27:48.240 they

00:27:48.400 deserve

00:27:48.760 high

00:27:49.000 fives

00:27:49.400 I'm

00:27:49.960 against

00:27:50.280 it

00:27:50.540 I'm

00:27:51.260 against

00:27:51.820 those

00:27:52.320 people

00:27:53.080 not

00:27:53.440 getting

00:27:53.720 the

00:27:53.900 high

00:27:54.100 five

00:27:54.360 that

00:27:54.540 they

00:27:54.780 deserve

00:27:55.300 if

00:27:56.200 you

00:27:56.380 elect

00:27:56.660 me

00:27:56.880 high

00:27:57.120 fives

00:27:57.360 for

00:27:57.520 everybody

00:27:57.840 yep

00:27:58.160 and

00:27:58.540 by

00:27:58.800 the

00:27:58.940 way

00:27:59.260 since

00:27:59.620 since

00:27:59.940 Big

00:28:00.220 Bird

00:28:00.500 and

00:28:00.680 Elmo

00:28:02.120 have

00:28:02.420 come

00:28:02.660 out

00:28:02.860 as

00:28:03.020 Democrats

00:28:03.600 and

00:28:03.780 the

00:28:03.900 Democrats

00:28:04.420 for

00:28:05.180 200

00:28:06.120 years

00:28:06.600 have

00:28:06.780 been

00:28:06.920 racist

00:28:07.420 you

00:28:08.460 can

00:28:08.620 answer

00:28:08.880 your

00:28:09.040 own

00:28:09.220 question

00:28:09.620 you

00:28:09.840 know

00:28:10.140 if

00:28:12.100 A

00:28:12.360 then

00:28:12.580 B

00:28:12.860 if

00:28:13.080 B

00:28:13.280 then

00:28:13.480 C

00:28:13.800 you

00:28:14.020 can

00:28:14.160 connect

00:28:14.460 the

00:28:14.640 dots

00:28:14.900 That's

00:28:16.860 true

00:28:17.340 we're

00:28:18.360 getting

00:28:18.500 a little

00:28:18.760 math

00:28:19.100 and it

00:28:19.320 really

00:28:19.480 does

00:28:19.680 feel like

00:28:20.040 Sesame

00:28:20.300 Street

00:28:20.600 next

00:28:21.280 question

00:28:21.720 from

00:28:22.260 Caligula

00:28:23.700 I hope

00:28:24.640 not the

00:28:24.940 real one

00:28:25.360 if

00:28:26.000 Biden

00:28:26.460 is not

00:28:27.220 the

00:28:27.420 Democrat

00:28:27.820 nominee

00:28:28.240 in

00:28:28.600 2024

00:28:29.200 who

00:28:30.640 will

00:28:31.300 be

00:28:31.760 good

00:28:32.940 question

00:28:33.380 so I

00:28:34.400 believe

00:28:34.680 Biden

00:28:35.020 will not

00:28:35.420 be the

00:28:35.700 nominee

00:28:35.960 he's

00:28:36.240 not

00:28:36.440 going

00:28:36.560 to

00:28:36.660 run

00:28:36.860 he

00:28:37.760 is

00:28:37.980 too

00:28:38.180 old

00:28:38.540 he

00:28:38.720 is

00:28:38.960 beyond

00:28:39.420 capacity

00:28:40.080 he

00:28:40.880 is

00:28:41.120 severely

00:28:41.620 diminished

00:28:42.160 everyone

00:28:42.580 knows

00:28:42.960 this

00:28:43.140 all

00:28:43.360 the

00:28:43.500 Republicans

00:28:43.960 know

00:28:44.280 this

00:28:44.460 all

00:28:44.640 the

00:28:44.780 Democrats

00:28:45.240 know

00:28:45.500 this

00:28:45.740 but

00:28:46.440 Biden

00:28:47.200 is

00:28:47.400 pretending

00:28:47.740 he's

00:28:48.000 going

00:28:48.100 to

00:28:48.200 run

00:28:48.420 because

00:28:48.800 of

00:28:49.040 course

00:28:49.220 he

00:28:49.340 didn't

00:28:49.460 want

00:28:49.580 to

00:28:49.640 be

00:28:49.720 a

00:28:49.820 lame

00:28:49.960 duck

00:28:50.160 I

00:28:50.360 get

00:28:50.700 that

00:28:50.900 that's

00:28:51.180 actually

00:28:51.460 the

00:28:51.640 right

00:28:51.920 thing

00:28:52.200 for

00:28:52.400 Biden

00:28:52.680 to

00:28:52.800 do

00:28:52.940 any

00:28:53.120 president

00:28:53.520 in

00:28:53.680 his

00:28:53.800 position

00:28:54.180 would

00:28:54.400 pretend

00:28:54.700 he's

00:28:54.880 going

00:28:55.000 to

00:28:55.080 run

00:28:55.280 I

00:28:56.220 don't

00:28:56.340 think

00:28:56.560 anyone

00:28:56.960 believes

00:28:57.340 when

00:28:59.420 Biden

00:28:59.880 doesn't

00:29:00.340 run

00:29:00.640 and

00:29:00.820 he's

00:29:01.040 going

00:29:01.140 to

00:29:01.220 delay

00:29:01.560 announcing

00:29:02.020 that

00:29:02.280 as

00:29:02.420 long

00:29:02.600 as

00:29:02.760 possible

00:29:03.140 because

00:29:03.320 he

00:29:03.420 doesn't

00:29:03.600 want

00:29:03.740 to

00:29:03.800 be

00:29:03.880 a

00:29:03.980 lame

00:29:04.140 duck

00:29:04.400 I

00:29:05.560 think

00:29:05.800 we're

00:29:06.000 going

00:29:06.100 to

00:29:06.220 see

00:29:06.580 a

00:29:07.200 free

00:29:08.020 for

00:29:08.280 all

00:29:08.760 bloody

00:29:09.800 war

00:29:10.540 in

00:29:10.740 the

00:29:10.840 Democratic

00:29:11.220 Party

00:29:11.600 I

00:29:14.060 think

00:29:14.320 right

00:29:14.680 now

00:29:15.060 Kamala

00:29:15.540 Harris

00:29:15.880 and

00:29:16.120 Pete

00:29:16.320 Buttigieg

00:29:16.740 are

00:29:18.100 firing

00:29:18.940 bazookas

00:29:19.700 at

00:29:19.900 each

00:29:20.120 other

00:29:20.360 every

00:29:20.740 day

00:29:21.220 I

00:29:21.500 think

00:29:21.720 they

00:29:21.940 are

00:29:22.100 stabbing

00:29:22.800 knives

00:29:23.200 in

00:29:23.340 each

00:29:23.520 other's

00:29:23.860 back

00:29:24.140 I

00:29:24.340 think

00:29:24.460 they

00:29:24.620 are

00:29:29.720 Elizabeth

00:29:30.060 Warren

00:29:30.520 is

00:29:31.760 only

00:29:32.160 a

00:29:32.560 hair

00:29:32.840 behind

00:29:33.340 them

00:29:33.680 I

00:29:33.840 think

00:29:34.060 Elizabeth

00:29:34.540 will

00:29:34.840 run

00:29:35.080 as

00:29:35.280 well

00:29:35.580 she's

00:29:35.960 clearly

00:29:36.320 ambitious

00:29:36.760 as

00:29:37.060 all

00:29:37.240 get

00:29:37.500 out

00:29:37.800 she

00:29:38.840 thinks

00:29:39.200 she'll

00:29:39.580 ride

00:29:40.240 the

00:29:40.780 row

00:29:41.560 decision

00:29:42.080 all

00:29:42.560 the

00:29:42.700 way

00:29:42.860 to

00:29:42.960 the

00:29:43.080 Democratic

00:29:43.460 primary

00:29:43.900 nomination

00:29:44.440 and

00:29:45.800 then

00:29:46.020 Gavin

00:29:46.420 Newsom

00:29:46.840 is

00:29:46.980 making

00:29:47.240 a

00:29:47.420 play

00:29:47.620 from

00:29:47.840 California

00:29:48.420 he

00:29:48.720 no

00:29:49.900 longer

00:29:50.280 has

00:29:50.520 Michael

00:29:50.840 Knowles

00:29:51.180 to

00:29:51.380 torment

00:29:51.660 he

00:29:51.940 no

00:29:52.100 longer

00:29:52.360 has

00:29:52.560 the

00:29:52.680 Daily

00:29:52.900 Wire

00:29:53.160 to

00:29:53.380 torment

00:29:53.680 so

00:29:53.940 now

00:29:54.120 he

00:29:54.240 wants

00:29:54.440 to

00:29:54.600 torment

00:29:54.840 all

00:29:55.220 of

00:29:55.340 America

00:29:55.760 I

00:29:56.420 do

00:29:56.600 think

00:29:56.860 it's

00:29:57.080 funny

00:29:57.340 that

00:29:57.560 Gavin

00:29:57.900 has

00:29:58.140 gone

00:29:58.360 all

00:29:58.540 the

00:29:58.640 way

00:29:58.760 to

00:29:58.880 Florida

00:29:59.160 to

00:29:59.360 run

00:29:59.560 ads

00:29:59.820 just

00:30:00.060 so

00:30:00.240 Ben

00:30:00.480 Shapiro

00:30:00.800 can

00:30:00.980 see

00:30:01.180 them

00:30:01.440 because

00:30:02.040 he

00:30:02.320 wants

00:30:02.620 to

00:30:02.800 chase

00:30:03.240 him

00:30:03.600 from

00:30:04.140 the

00:30:04.300 Pacific

00:30:04.680 to

00:30:04.940 the

00:30:05.200 Atlantic

00:30:05.620 that's

00:30:06.860 obviously

00:30:07.560 a

00:30:07.840 presidential

00:30:08.280 play

00:30:08.820 by

00:30:09.120 Gavin

00:30:09.520 and

00:30:09.760 look

00:30:10.320 I

00:30:10.620 I'm

00:30:11.660 not

00:30:11.860 remotely

00:30:12.360 an

00:30:12.620 expert

00:30:13.000 on

00:30:13.800 Democratic

00:30:15.100 presidential

00:30:15.800 primaries

00:30:16.580 but

00:30:18.540 right now

00:30:19.100 I see

00:30:19.540 those

00:30:19.860 four

00:30:20.340 as

00:30:20.600 likely

00:30:20.900 the

00:30:21.100 top

00:30:21.340 tier

00:30:21.620 I

00:30:23.580 don't

00:30:24.060 think

00:30:24.540 look

00:30:25.380 you

00:30:25.520 will

00:30:25.620 get

00:30:25.760 other

00:30:25.940 people

00:30:26.220 Amy

00:30:26.440 Klobuchar

00:30:26.880 or

00:30:27.180 Ron

00:30:27.480 I

00:30:27.700 like

00:30:28.140 Amy

00:30:28.480 she's

00:30:28.940 she's

00:30:29.220 actually

00:30:29.640 sometimes

00:30:31.100 less

00:30:31.560 crazy

00:30:32.140 than

00:30:32.460 some

00:30:32.680 of

00:30:32.760 the

00:30:32.860 other

00:30:33.040 members

00:30:33.340 of

00:30:33.480 her

00:30:33.580 party

00:30:33.900 yeah

00:30:34.640 this

00:30:35.080 is

00:30:35.220 these

00:30:35.380 are

00:30:35.500 slight

00:30:35.800 gradations

00:30:36.480 which

00:30:39.960 means

00:30:40.300 to

00:30:40.500 me

00:30:40.700 the

00:30:40.920 Democratic

00:30:41.460 primary

00:30:41.900 base

00:30:42.220 won't

00:30:42.460 want

00:30:42.720 her

00:30:42.860 I

00:30:43.040 think

00:30:43.480 they

00:30:44.300 haven't

00:30:44.740 learned

00:30:45.040 their

00:30:45.240 lesson

00:30:45.600 yet

00:30:45.920 they're

00:30:46.240 still

00:30:46.540 in

00:30:46.760 crazy

00:30:47.100 town

00:30:47.500 they're

00:30:47.740 doubling

00:30:48.000 down

00:30:48.360 on

00:30:48.540 crazy

00:30:48.840 town

00:30:49.300 I

00:30:50.060 think

00:30:50.280 if

00:30:50.460 Bernie

00:30:50.740 were

00:30:50.980 five

00:30:51.300 years

00:30:51.540 younger

00:30:51.840 he

00:30:52.040 would

00:30:52.220 run

00:30:52.420 again

00:30:52.700 and

00:30:52.840 he

00:30:52.940 could

00:30:53.080 easily

00:30:53.580 win

00:30:53.860 the

00:30:54.000 nomination

00:30:54.540 Bernie

00:30:55.780 is

00:30:56.120 probably

00:30:56.900 just

00:30:57.380 old

00:30:57.740 enough

00:30:58.180 that

00:30:58.440 he

00:30:59.720 suggests

00:31:00.420 that

00:31:00.620 he's

00:31:00.800 going

00:31:00.960 to

00:31:01.080 run

00:31:01.380 I

00:31:01.600 think

00:31:01.980 that's

00:31:02.300 probably

00:31:02.720 a

00:31:02.920 head

00:31:03.080 fake

00:31:03.440 that

00:31:03.720 at

00:31:06.480 okay

00:31:06.940 my

00:31:07.160 time

00:31:07.440 has

00:31:07.580 passed

00:31:08.000 so

00:31:08.300 my

00:31:08.600 guess

00:31:08.920 is

00:31:09.120 those

00:31:09.340 four

00:31:09.680 are

00:31:09.780 the

00:31:09.880 top

00:31:10.080 tier

00:31:10.300 if

00:31:11.780 only

00:31:12.040 we

00:31:12.240 could

00:31:12.380 get

00:31:12.560 another

00:31:12.920 another

00:31:13.320 Bernie

00:31:13.600 run

00:31:13.880 if

00:31:14.020 only

00:31:14.240 for

00:31:14.420 the

00:31:14.560 memes

00:31:14.840 but

00:31:15.120 I

00:31:15.260 think

00:31:15.400 you're

00:31:15.520 probably

00:31:15.700 right

00:31:15.940 he's

00:31:16.160 probably

00:31:16.400 passed

00:31:16.740 his

00:31:16.880 prime

00:31:17.120 from

00:31:18.000 Anna

00:31:18.420 cultural

00:31:19.980 question

00:31:20.560 Brad Pitt

00:31:21.980 has set

00:31:22.640 a new

00:31:23.100 male

00:31:23.440 fashion

00:31:23.960 trend

00:31:24.440 by

00:31:25.020 wearing

00:31:25.420 a

00:31:25.660 skirt

00:31:25.920 to

00:31:26.320 the

00:31:26.500 red

00:31:26.680 carpet

00:31:27.020 of

00:31:27.400 his

00:31:27.560 new

00:31:27.740 movie

00:31:28.000 premiere

00:31:28.400 that

00:31:29.640 happened

00:31:30.200 months

00:31:30.680 after

00:31:31.080 Harry

00:31:31.400 Stiles

00:31:32.020 posed

00:31:32.660 an

00:31:36.480 senator

00:31:37.760 Cruz

00:31:38.160 do

00:31:38.580 you

00:31:38.760 plan

00:31:39.020 to

00:31:39.220 embrace

00:31:39.680 this

00:31:39.940 new

00:31:40.260 open

00:31:40.640 minded

00:31:40.980 style

00:31:41.520 or

00:31:42.420 are

00:31:42.720 you

00:31:42.920 a

00:31:43.160 patriarchal

00:31:44.180 heteronormative

00:31:45.580 oppressor

00:31:46.520 option

00:31:48.080 b

00:31:48.320 option

00:31:49.420 b

00:31:49.660 obviously

00:31:50.140 that

00:31:50.440 was

00:31:50.780 clear

00:31:51.520 a mile

00:31:51.980 away

00:31:52.220 I

00:31:53.360 got

00:31:53.520 no

00:31:53.660 interest

00:31:54.000 in

00:31:54.140 wearing

00:31:54.320 a

00:31:54.520 skirt

00:31:54.780 the

00:31:56.320 only

00:31:56.680 possible

00:31:57.580 exception

00:31:58.200 might

00:31:59.360 be

00:31:59.560 if

00:31:59.740 I'm

00:31:59.920 in

00:32:00.060 Glasgow

00:32:00.520 at

00:32:01.960 a

00:32:02.120 party

00:32:02.440 and

00:32:02.740 they

00:32:02.880 convince

00:32:03.240 me

00:32:03.440 to

00:32:03.580 wear

00:32:03.740 a

00:32:03.900 kilt

00:32:04.160 although

00:32:04.420 real

00:32:04.760 Scotsman

00:32:05.260 wear

00:32:05.460 nothing

00:32:05.820 under

00:32:06.040 their

00:32:06.240 kilts

00:32:06.700 I'm

00:32:07.940 not

00:32:08.100 a

00:32:08.240 real

00:32:08.400 Scotsman

00:32:08.960 so

00:32:09.460 that

00:32:09.660 does

00:32:09.840 not

00:32:10.100 seem

00:32:10.480 at

00:32:10.740 all

00:32:10.960 tempting

00:32:11.300 to

00:32:11.520 me

00:32:11.700 it

00:32:11.860 actually

00:32:12.140 sounds

00:32:12.500 kind

00:32:12.720 of

00:32:12.820 cold

00:32:13.160 because

00:32:13.380 Scotland

00:32:13.720 is

00:32:13.940 really

00:32:14.160 kind

00:32:14.400 of

00:32:14.480 cold

00:32:14.760 a

00:32:14.940 lot

00:32:15.080 of

00:32:15.200 the

00:32:15.280 time

00:32:15.460 of

00:32:15.560 the

00:32:15.640 year

00:32:15.840 and

00:32:16.640 like

00:32:16.940 I'm

00:32:17.140 not

00:32:17.300 interested

00:32:17.660 in

00:32:17.840 a

00:32:17.940 breeze

00:32:18.340 like

00:32:18.600 that

00:32:18.840 sounds

00:32:20.060 thoroughly

00:32:20.480 unpleasant

00:32:21.000 I

00:32:21.640 will

00:32:22.140 tell

00:32:22.540 a

00:32:24.200 story

00:32:24.680 from

00:32:24.980 college

00:32:25.400 debating

00:32:25.760 days

00:32:26.200 so

00:32:27.860 I'm

00:32:28.880 terrified

00:32:29.260 to know

00:32:29.640 how this

00:32:29.940 is going

00:32:30.220 to connect

00:32:30.600 Senator

00:32:30.940 okay

00:32:31.940 so

00:32:32.220 it

00:32:32.400 involves

00:32:33.100 my

00:32:34.020 alma mater

00:32:34.540 and

00:32:35.780 your

00:32:35.940 alma mater

00:32:36.400 now

00:32:37.760 I'm

00:32:37.940 really

00:32:38.120 terrified

00:32:38.500 to know

00:32:38.800 how

00:32:38.920 this

00:32:39.080 connects

00:32:39.420 when

00:32:40.280 I

00:32:40.480 was

00:32:40.680 a

00:32:41.340 freshman

00:32:41.800 at

00:32:42.860 Princeton

00:32:43.560 at

00:32:44.860 the

00:32:45.000 Yale

00:32:45.220 debate

00:32:45.540 tournament

00:32:45.960 in

00:32:46.460 the

00:32:46.640 final

00:32:46.980 round

00:32:47.400 there

00:32:47.560 was

00:32:47.700 a

00:32:47.820 team

00:32:48.000 from

00:32:48.200 Princeton

00:32:48.620 who

00:32:49.480 were

00:32:50.020 sophomores

00:32:51.180 I was

00:32:51.460 a

00:32:51.560 freshman

00:32:51.820 so

00:32:52.000 I

00:32:52.120 was

00:32:52.220 watching

00:32:52.580 it

00:32:52.700 in

00:32:52.760 the

00:32:52.840 final

00:32:53.040 round

00:32:53.380 team

00:32:54.100 from

00:32:54.280 Princeton

00:32:54.560 really

00:32:54.800 talented

00:32:55.200 debaters

00:32:55.660 and

00:32:55.940 a

00:32:56.120 team

00:32:56.560 from

00:32:56.780 Scotland

00:32:57.240 Glasgow

00:32:58.220 way

00:32:58.560 and

00:33:00.240 the

00:33:00.900 lead

00:33:02.700 speaker

00:33:03.120 there

00:33:03.420 was a

00:33:03.760 fellow

00:33:03.920 named

00:33:04.100 Austin

00:33:04.480 Lally

00:33:04.800 I

00:33:04.920 don't

00:33:05.000 know

00:33:05.080 what

00:33:05.180 he

00:33:05.280 may

00:33:05.740 be

00:33:05.880 in

00:33:06.040 politics

00:33:06.520 or

00:33:06.700 something

00:33:06.920 he

00:33:07.040 was

00:33:07.080 incredibly

00:33:07.500 talented

00:33:07.860 speaker

00:33:08.220 he

00:33:08.360 was

00:33:08.500 the

00:33:08.620 lead

00:33:08.780 speaker

00:33:09.080 for

00:33:09.260 Glasgow

00:33:15.540 round

00:33:15.760 were

00:33:15.960 typically

00:33:16.320 humorous

00:33:16.980 because

00:33:17.400 the

00:33:17.640 two

00:33:17.840 teams

00:33:18.220 that

00:33:18.400 broke

00:33:18.600 to

00:33:18.720 the

00:33:18.840 final

00:33:19.060 round

00:33:19.380 qualified

00:33:19.840 for

00:33:20.140 nationals

00:33:20.660 and

00:33:21.660 so

00:33:21.920 everyone

00:33:22.360 watching

00:33:22.840 the

00:33:23.020 debate

00:33:23.300 had

00:33:23.520 lost

00:33:23.980 so

00:33:24.540 they

00:33:24.640 were

00:33:24.760 all

00:33:24.960 pissed

00:33:25.220 off

00:33:25.540 and

00:33:25.700 so

00:33:25.840 you

00:33:25.980 kind

00:33:26.180 of

00:33:26.300 you

00:33:26.420 tried

00:33:26.700 to

00:33:26.840 do

00:33:26.940 a

00:33:27.080 funny

00:33:27.280 round

00:33:27.660 to

00:33:27.980 entertain

00:33:28.480 the

00:33:28.660 people

00:33:28.880 who

00:33:29.000 had

00:33:29.120 lost

00:33:29.480 and

00:33:30.800 so

00:33:31.220 the

00:33:32.480 Princeton

00:33:32.860 team

00:33:33.220 of

00:33:33.380 sophomores

00:33:33.880 they

00:33:34.080 got up

00:33:34.480 and the

00:33:34.700 case

00:33:35.000 they

00:33:35.200 proposed

00:33:35.840 is

00:33:37.200 America

00:33:37.980 is

00:33:39.220 better

00:33:39.520 than

00:33:39.720 England

00:33:40.040 they

00:33:41.480 got

00:33:41.980 up

00:33:42.620 and

00:33:48.880 the

00:33:49.200 lead

00:33:49.420 speaker

00:33:49.740 for

00:33:49.920 the

00:33:50.040 opposition

00:33:50.520 this

00:33:50.920 fellow

00:33:51.120 Austin

00:33:51.440 Lally

00:33:51.720 from

00:33:51.920 Glasgow

00:33:52.280 he

00:33:52.480 got

00:33:52.660 something

00:33:52.860 he's

00:33:53.260 in

00:33:53.840 a

00:33:53.940 full

00:33:54.100 kilt

00:33:54.300 so

00:33:54.460 this

00:33:54.600 is

00:33:54.700 how

00:33:54.840 it

00:33:54.960 connects

00:33:55.200 because

00:33:55.360 he's

00:33:55.540 dressed

00:33:55.760 in

00:33:55.900 a

00:33:55.980 full

00:33:56.120 kilt

00:33:56.380 and

00:33:58.280 he

00:33:58.560 goes

00:33:58.800 Mr.

00:34:00.620 Speaker

00:34:01.020 Sir

00:34:01.820 there

00:34:03.660 are

00:34:03.800 few

00:34:04.260 things

00:34:04.900 you

00:34:05.080 can

00:34:05.300 do

00:34:05.920 and

00:34:07.020 a

00:34:07.160 Scotsman

00:34:07.600 when he's

00:34:07.920 in

00:34:08.020 his

00:34:08.180 kilt

00:34:08.460 has

00:34:08.720 a

00:34:08.880 sock

00:34:09.200 that

00:34:09.340 goes

00:34:09.580 all

00:34:09.760 the

00:34:09.840 way

00:34:11.180 up

00:34:11.280 but

00:34:11.360 he

00:34:11.420 has

00:34:11.540 a

00:34:11.780 ceremonial

00:34:12.560 dagger

00:34:12.920 in

00:34:13.100 his

00:34:13.260 sock

00:34:13.800 so

00:34:14.840 he

00:34:15.000 pulls

00:34:15.580 out

00:34:15.840 the

00:34:16.020 dagger

00:34:16.360 and

00:34:16.620 goes

00:34:16.800 there

00:34:17.460 are

00:34:17.640 few

00:34:17.900 things

00:34:18.440 you

00:34:18.600 can

00:34:18.800 do

00:34:19.420 to

00:34:20.600 piss

00:34:21.280 off

00:34:22.080 a

00:34:22.420 Scots

00:34:22.860 more

00:34:23.520 than

00:34:24.820 to

00:34:25.060 confuse

00:34:25.840 him

00:34:26.220 with

00:34:27.240 an

00:34:27.420 Englishman

00:34:28.280 and

00:34:29.140 he

00:34:29.320 sticks

00:34:29.880 the

00:34:30.180 dagger

00:34:30.560 into

00:34:31.420 the

00:34:31.620 podium

00:34:31.920 and

00:34:32.120 it's

00:34:32.320 just

00:34:32.520 like

00:34:32.800 it's

00:34:33.100 stuck

00:34:33.540 into

00:34:33.820 the

00:34:34.000 podium

00:34:34.260 at

00:34:34.540 Yale

00:34:34.800 the

00:34:35.580 entire

00:34:36.360 room

00:34:37.120 erupts

00:34:38.320 in

00:34:38.600 laughter

00:34:38.900 I

00:34:39.020 mean

00:34:39.120 it

00:34:39.320 just

00:34:39.780 brings

00:34:40.820 the

00:34:41.040 house

00:34:41.300 down

00:34:41.660 he

00:34:42.320 spends

00:34:42.680 the

00:34:42.860 remainder

00:34:43.260 of

00:34:43.500 his

00:34:43.680 speech

00:34:44.140 just

00:34:44.900 mercilessly

00:34:46.300 battering

00:34:47.640 my

00:34:47.880 teammates

00:34:48.400 I

00:34:48.600 mean

00:34:48.760 it

00:34:48.960 was

00:34:49.220 back

00:34:49.980 and

00:34:50.160 forth

00:34:50.320 the

00:34:50.440 round

00:34:50.860 was

00:34:51.060 over

00:34:51.280 at

00:34:51.480 that

00:34:51.680 point

00:34:51.980 fast

00:34:53.440 forward

00:34:53.760 to the

00:34:54.020 very end

00:34:54.440 of the

00:34:54.620 round

00:34:54.820 he's

00:34:55.060 he's

00:34:55.080 clearly

00:34:55.340 won

00:34:55.620 the

00:34:55.760 round

00:34:56.060 the

00:34:57.260 very

00:34:57.500 end

00:34:57.800 his

00:34:57.960 last

00:34:58.240 speech

00:34:58.580 as

00:34:58.720 rebuttal

00:34:59.080 he's

00:34:59.280 up

00:34:59.440 there

00:34:59.620 and

00:34:59.720 he's

00:34:59.860 about

00:35:00.100 to

00:35:00.260 close

00:35:00.520 he

00:35:00.660 goes

00:35:00.860 all

00:35:02.080 right

00:35:02.380 I

00:35:03.640 know

00:35:03.920 you've

00:35:04.180 been

00:35:04.300 waiting

00:35:04.620 for

00:35:04.940 it

00:35:05.120 so

00:35:06.540 I'll

00:35:06.760 give

00:35:06.960 it

00:35:07.080 to

00:35:07.240 you

00:35:07.440 I

00:35:08.820 can't

00:35:09.200 give

00:35:09.400 it

00:35:09.500 anymore

00:35:10.000 captain

00:35:10.520 I'm

00:35:10.800 giving

00:35:11.020 her

00:35:11.220 all

00:35:11.420 she's

00:35:11.800 got

00:35:12.120 and

00:35:15.140 with

00:35:15.360 that

00:35:15.700 again

00:35:16.180 the

00:35:16.440 entire

00:35:16.960 room

00:35:17.580 lost

00:35:18.960 it

00:35:19.260 and

00:35:20.140 he

00:35:20.320 returned

00:35:20.820 to

00:35:21.100 his

00:35:21.320 seat

00:35:21.660 in

00:35:22.100 triumphant

00:35:22.940 victory

00:35:23.420 in

00:35:24.200 that

00:35:24.500 circumstance

00:35:25.120 wearing

00:35:25.720 a skirt

00:35:26.180 which

00:35:26.400 was

00:35:26.560 a

00:35:26.700 kilt

00:35:27.000 was

00:35:27.880 a

00:35:28.060 strong

00:35:28.500 and

00:35:28.720 manly

00:35:29.080 thing

00:35:29.360 to

00:35:29.520 do

00:35:30.000 yes

00:35:30.480 Hollywood

00:35:31.640 actors

00:35:32.120 or

00:35:32.300 singers

00:35:32.580 doing

00:35:32.980 it

00:35:33.340 let

00:35:34.980 me

00:35:35.100 just

00:35:35.320 be

00:35:35.520 mild

00:35:35.920 and

00:35:36.180 say

00:35:36.600 not

00:35:37.160 my

00:35:37.320 thing

00:35:37.560 not

00:35:38.360 not

00:35:38.620 so

00:35:38.820 much

00:35:39.080 I

00:35:39.300 agree

00:35:39.520 I

00:35:39.700 also

00:35:40.020 by

00:35:40.220 the

00:35:40.280 way

00:35:40.420 Senator

00:35:40.720 do

00:35:41.080 know

00:35:41.440 what

00:35:41.960 became

00:35:42.420 of

00:35:42.620 Mr.

00:35:43.040 Lally

00:35:43.360 he

00:35:43.920 actually

00:35:44.320 became

00:35:44.740 he

00:35:45.080 became

00:35:45.460 the

00:35:45.620 groundskeeper

00:35:46.180 on

00:35:46.380 the

00:35:46.520 Simpsons

00:35:47.300 which

00:35:47.620 is

00:35:47.880 unfortunate

00:35:49.280 you know

00:35:49.800 I

00:35:49.960 I

00:35:50.420 know

00:35:50.560 everyone

00:35:50.840 thought

00:35:51.080 maybe

00:35:51.360 he

00:35:51.600 could

00:35:51.820 become

00:35:52.280 a

00:35:52.400 big

00:35:52.520 political

00:35:52.840 figure

00:35:53.060 but

00:35:53.220 that

00:35:53.380 is

00:35:53.640 funny

00:35:54.140 that

00:35:54.720 is

00:35:54.960 funny

00:35:55.240 all

00:35:56.800 right

00:35:57.080 I

00:35:57.420 think

00:35:57.680 we

00:35:57.780 have

00:35:57.900 time

00:35:58.160 for

00:35:58.360 at least

00:35:58.720 at least

00:35:59.200 one

00:35:59.380 or two

00:35:59.680 more

00:35:59.820 I

00:35:59.860 promise

00:36:00.240 you

00:36:00.540 when

00:36:00.680 the

00:36:00.820 libel

00:36:01.100 suit

00:36:01.340 gets

00:36:01.580 filed

00:36:01.880 against

00:36:02.260 you

00:36:02.560 I

00:36:02.820 will

00:36:03.020 recommend

00:36:03.460 a

00:36:03.740 lawyer

00:36:04.000 who's

00:36:04.240 really

00:36:04.420 expensive

00:36:04.820 to

00:36:05.000 represent

00:36:05.280 you

00:36:05.620 thank

00:36:06.240 you

00:36:06.380 so

00:36:06.560 much

00:36:06.800 I

00:36:06.940 appreciate

00:36:07.320 that

00:36:07.680 I

00:36:07.860 know

00:36:08.140 you're

00:36:08.380 very

00:36:08.620 busy

00:36:08.940 but

00:36:09.220 if

00:36:09.380 you

00:36:09.880 could

00:36:10.020 get

00:36:10.160 me

00:36:10.280 a

00:36:10.400 pricey

00:36:10.720 lawyer

00:36:10.860 that'd

00:36:11.060 be

00:36:11.120 great

00:36:11.360 from

00:36:12.140 cautiously

00:36:12.680 optimistic

00:36:13.280 this

00:36:14.520 actually

00:36:14.920 relates

00:36:15.240 to

00:36:15.380 school

00:36:15.700 dear

00:36:16.160 senator

00:36:16.600 I'm

00:36:17.420 a

00:36:17.560 T14

00:36:18.300 law

00:36:18.860 student

00:36:19.300 who

00:36:19.820 will

00:36:19.980 be

00:36:20.100 working

00:36:23.020 at

00:36:23.220 a

00:36:23.320 big

00:36:23.480 law

00:36:23.740 firm

00:36:24.000 after

00:36:24.240 I

00:36:24.400 graduate

00:36:24.820 I'm

00:36:25.420 very

00:36:25.680 passionate

00:36:26.140 about

00:36:26.440 litigation

00:36:26.940 how

00:36:27.520 valuable

00:36:28.040 is

00:36:28.320 it

00:36:28.440 to

00:36:28.620 clerk

00:36:28.920 for

00:36:29.100 a

00:36:29.260 federal

00:36:29.580 judge

00:36:30.080 great

00:36:31.580 question

00:36:32.000 massively

00:36:33.080 valuable

00:36:33.540 if

00:36:34.260 you

00:36:34.400 want

00:36:34.640 to

00:36:34.720 be

00:36:34.820 a

00:36:34.960 litigator

00:36:35.340 it's

00:36:35.580 the

00:36:35.760 single

00:36:36.140 most

00:36:36.420 important

00:36:36.760 thing

00:36:36.960 you

00:36:37.060 can

00:36:37.140 do

00:36:37.360 I

00:36:38.680 clerked

00:36:39.040 for

00:36:39.120 two

00:36:39.300 judges

00:36:39.680 I

00:36:39.860 clerked

00:36:40.160 for

00:36:40.280 Mike

00:36:40.540 Ludig

00:36:40.940 who

00:36:41.080 was

00:36:41.200 a

00:36:41.320 judge

00:36:41.500 in

00:36:41.600 the

00:36:41.680 federal

00:36:41.840 court

00:36:42.040 of

00:36:42.140 appeals

00:36:42.540 and

00:36:42.900 then

00:36:43.060 I

00:36:43.220 clerked

00:36:43.620 for

00:36:43.820 Chief

00:36:44.080 Justice

00:36:44.400 William

00:36:44.680 Rehnquist

00:36:45.200 on

00:36:45.940 the

00:36:46.100 Supreme

00:36:46.400 Court

00:36:46.800 I

00:36:47.700 learned

00:36:48.100 more

00:36:48.620 each

00:36:49.040 year

00:36:49.280 of my

00:36:49.600 clerkship

00:36:50.100 than

00:36:50.260 I

00:36:50.340 did

00:36:50.480 all

00:36:50.660 of

00:36:50.760 law

00:36:50.960 school

00:36:51.140 it

00:36:51.500 is

00:36:51.900 the

00:36:52.120 single

00:36:52.820 biggest

00:37:02.000 academic

00:37:02.900 things

00:37:03.520 you

00:37:04.660 don't

00:37:04.940 understand

00:37:05.460 that

00:37:05.680 judges

00:37:05.960 are

00:37:06.160 people

00:37:06.540 you

00:37:07.000 don't

00:37:07.240 understand

00:37:07.660 how

00:37:07.900 judges

00:37:08.320 actually

00:37:09.020 make

00:37:09.420 decisions

00:37:10.120 the

00:37:10.800 interaction

00:37:11.420 particularly

00:37:11.900 in an

00:37:12.160 appellate

00:37:12.460 court

00:37:12.740 between

00:37:13.080 multiple

00:37:13.540 judges

00:37:13.980 the

00:37:14.180 back

00:37:14.440 and

00:37:14.620 forth

00:37:14.900 and

00:37:15.120 clerking

00:37:15.760 gives

00:37:17.140 you

00:37:17.400 an

00:37:17.580 inside

00:37:18.120 view

00:37:18.440 to

00:37:18.700 it

00:37:18.880 that

00:37:19.160 is

00:37:19.800 just

00:37:20.240 you

00:37:20.940 know

00:37:21.020 I

00:37:21.060 remember

00:37:21.200 Chief

00:37:21.440 Justice

00:37:21.800 Rehnquist

00:37:22.240 it was

00:37:22.500 amazing

00:37:22.820 so I

00:37:23.240 clerked

00:37:23.620 for

00:37:23.760 him

00:37:24.300 1996

00:37:25.060 to

00:37:25.580 97

00:37:26.080 that

00:37:27.780 was

00:37:28.240 his

00:37:28.500 25th

00:37:29.160 anniversary

00:37:29.620 as a

00:37:29.920 justice

00:37:30.220 it was

00:37:30.880 his

00:37:31.100 10th

00:37:31.440 anniversary

00:37:31.960 as

00:37:32.940 Chief

00:37:33.200 Justice

00:37:33.620 and

00:37:35.340 for

00:37:35.580 him

00:37:35.960 when

00:37:36.180 we'd

00:37:36.420 have

00:37:36.580 a

00:37:36.720 case

00:37:37.000 coming

00:37:37.320 up

00:37:38.140 and

00:37:39.960 it

00:37:41.980 was a

00:37:42.320 case

00:37:42.600 that

00:37:42.760 you'd

00:37:42.960 studied

00:37:43.220 in

00:37:43.400 law

00:37:43.600 school

00:37:43.820 and

00:37:43.980 you

00:37:44.080 thought

00:37:44.320 of

00:37:44.420 it

00:37:44.520 as

00:37:44.660 Smith

00:37:44.920 versus

00:37:45.240 Jones

00:37:45.660 you

00:37:45.960 know

00:37:46.080 it

00:37:46.200 was

00:37:46.320 sort

00:37:46.480 of

00:37:46.560 an

00:37:46.680 abstract

00:37:47.000 that

00:37:47.380 stands

00:37:47.720 for

00:37:47.880 this

00:37:48.060 proposition

00:37:48.520 of

00:37:48.800 law

00:37:49.060 what

00:37:49.960 was

00:37:50.120 amazing

00:37:50.520 about

00:37:50.740 the

00:37:50.940 chief

00:37:51.240 is

00:37:51.440 for

00:37:51.620 him

00:37:52.020 it

00:37:52.240 was

00:37:52.440 a

00:37:52.580 memory

00:37:53.080 and

00:37:54.260 it

00:37:54.400 was

00:37:54.560 a

00:37:54.760 memory

00:37:55.140 of

00:37:55.440 sitting

00:37:55.980 at

00:37:56.280 conference

00:37:56.860 with

00:37:57.160 the

00:37:57.280 other

00:38:01.440 would

00:38:01.560 be

00:38:01.660 like

00:38:01.860 oh

00:38:02.740 yes

00:38:03.380 that

00:38:04.540 was

00:38:04.840 the

00:38:05.100 case

00:38:05.580 when

00:38:05.920 Thurgood

00:38:06.720 wanted

00:38:07.780 to do

00:38:08.300 such

00:38:08.800 and

00:38:09.040 such

00:38:09.520 but

00:38:10.240 we

00:38:10.620 didn't

00:38:11.020 agree

00:38:11.560 with

00:38:11.960 that

00:38:12.520 and

00:38:13.640 it

00:38:13.840 just

00:38:14.100 it

00:38:14.300 gives

00:38:14.800 you

00:38:15.080 an

00:38:15.300 insight

00:38:16.020 into

00:38:17.160 how

00:38:17.700 courts

00:38:18.340 actually

00:38:19.020 reach

00:38:19.780 decisions

00:38:20.280 if

00:38:20.480 you

00:38:20.620 want

00:38:20.820 to

00:38:20.900 do

00:38:21.000 trial

00:38:21.400 work

00:38:21.800 clerking

00:38:22.500 at

00:38:22.620 the

00:38:22.740 district

00:38:23.020 court

00:38:23.340 is

00:38:23.500 incredibly

00:38:23.960 helpful

00:38:24.400 if

00:38:25.000 you

00:38:25.080 want

00:38:25.220 to

00:38:25.300 do

00:38:25.380 appellate

00:38:25.760 work

00:38:26.020 clerking

00:38:26.340 at

00:38:26.440 appellate

00:38:26.880 court

00:38:27.200 is

00:38:28.100 incredibly

00:38:28.580 helpful

00:38:29.020 but

00:38:29.260 I

00:38:29.440 enthusiastically

00:38:30.540 recommend

00:38:31.100 judicial

00:38:31.460 clerkships

00:38:32.040 wow

00:38:32.860 next

00:38:34.060 question

00:38:34.500 from

00:38:34.980 Godzilla

00:38:35.960 rules

00:38:36.460 do

00:38:37.300 you

00:38:37.540 think

00:38:37.880 the

00:38:38.100 antichrist

00:38:38.960 in the

00:38:39.380 bible

00:38:39.680 is alive

00:38:40.620 today

00:38:41.080 I

00:38:44.020 don't

00:38:44.280 know

00:38:44.700 um

00:38:46.460 you

00:38:48.540 know

00:38:48.640 the bible

00:38:49.080 says

00:38:49.440 Jesus

00:38:49.780 is

00:38:50.040 coming

00:38:50.380 but

00:38:50.640 no

00:38:50.880 man

00:38:51.140 knows

00:38:51.420 the

00:38:51.580 hour

00:38:51.840 and

00:38:53.660 look

00:38:54.600 I

00:38:54.780 grew

00:38:55.080 up

00:38:55.340 in

00:38:55.480 the

00:38:55.600 evangelical

00:38:56.020 world

00:38:56.580 southern

00:38:56.860 baptist

00:38:57.340 world

00:38:57.600 where

00:38:57.800 there

00:38:57.900 are

00:38:57.960 all

00:38:58.120 sorts

00:38:58.360 of

00:38:58.480 things

00:38:58.720 saying

00:38:59.180 the

00:38:59.380 antichrist

00:38:59.980 is

00:39:00.280 this

00:39:01.060 or that

00:39:01.440 or the

00:39:01.700 other

00:39:02.000 and

00:39:02.280 this

00:39:02.500 is

00:39:02.740 you

00:39:02.920 know

00:39:03.040 whether

00:39:03.220 the

00:39:03.380 antichrist

00:39:03.800 is

00:39:03.960 Barack

00:39:04.240 Obama

00:39:04.580 the

00:39:04.760 antichrist

00:39:05.120 is

00:39:05.260 Donald

00:39:05.480 Trump

00:39:05.740 whoever

00:39:06.680 it is

00:39:07.200 I've

00:39:07.440 heard

00:39:07.660 a thousand

00:39:08.240 people

00:39:08.640 of the

00:39:08.880 antichrist

00:39:09.380 I guess

00:39:10.620 I have

00:39:10.940 a degree

00:39:11.320 of humility

00:39:11.960 in that

00:39:12.880 if

00:39:14.180 if

00:39:14.200 I see

00:39:14.500 I see

00:39:14.520 someone

00:39:14.840 stand up

00:39:15.580 and

00:39:15.740 mandate

00:39:16.120 that

00:39:16.340 we

00:39:16.460 must

00:39:16.640 all

00:39:16.840 get

00:39:17.040 666

00:39:17.580 tattooed

00:39:18.240 on our

00:39:18.440 forehead

00:39:18.700 in the

00:39:18.880 back

00:39:19.060 of our

00:39:19.280 hand

00:39:19.540 I'll

00:39:19.720 be

00:39:19.820 like

00:39:20.000 okay

00:39:20.800 now

00:39:21.380 you're

00:39:21.620 telling me

00:39:22.080 somewhere

00:39:22.440 but

00:39:24.460 short

00:39:25.080 of that

00:39:25.760 I'm

00:39:26.440 going

00:39:26.620 to

00:39:26.760 express

00:39:27.400 look

00:39:28.500 the

00:39:30.020 world

00:39:30.360 could

00:39:30.620 end

00:39:30.860 tomorrow

00:39:31.360 it

00:39:31.720 could

00:39:31.860 end

00:39:32.200 a

00:39:32.360 thousand

00:39:32.660 years

00:39:33.100 from

00:39:33.360 now

00:39:33.660 it

00:39:33.840 could

00:39:33.960 end

00:39:34.180 10,000

00:39:34.780 years

00:39:35.100 from

00:39:35.300 now

00:39:35.560 and

00:39:35.880 if

00:39:37.720 you

00:39:37.860 look

00:39:38.060 at

00:39:38.220 biblical

00:39:38.540 prophecy

00:39:39.100 there

00:39:39.300 are all

00:39:39.540 sorts

00:39:39.800 of ways

00:39:40.180 to

00:39:40.380 interpret

00:39:40.800 it

00:39:41.040 that

00:39:41.200 I'll

00:39:41.440 just

00:39:41.680 say

00:39:41.980 I

00:39:42.600 ain't

00:39:42.860 smart

00:39:43.220 enough

00:39:43.540 to

00:39:43.740 say

00:39:43.900 I

00:39:44.040 know

00:39:44.180 the

00:39:44.340 answer

00:39:44.700 and

00:39:46.800 so

00:39:47.440 I

00:39:50.520 think

00:39:50.720 we

00:39:50.900 should

00:39:51.180 live

00:39:51.560 as if

00:39:52.000 we've

00:39:52.320 got

00:39:52.520 a

00:39:52.640 whole

00:39:52.820 lifetime

00:39:53.180 ahead

00:39:53.520 of

00:39:53.700 us

00:39:54.000 and

00:39:54.480 we're

00:39:54.760 going

00:39:54.860 to

00:39:54.960 have

00:39:55.140 the

00:39:55.280 biggest

00:39:55.520 impact

00:39:56.120 on

00:39:57.280 our

00:39:57.520 community

00:39:57.940 and

00:39:58.100 our

00:39:58.240 neighbors

00:39:58.540 and

00:39:58.700 our

00:39:58.860 world

00:39:59.260 and

00:39:59.780 if

00:40:00.580 the

00:40:01.280 Savior

00:40:01.520 chooses

00:40:01.880 to

00:40:02.160 come

00:40:02.360 earlier

00:40:02.820 we

00:40:04.860 will

00:40:05.060 welcome

00:40:05.420 and

00:40:05.660 celebrate

00:40:06.080 that

00:40:06.520 happy

00:40:07.040 moment

00:40:07.540 but

00:40:07.900 in

00:40:08.440 the

00:40:08.560 meantime

00:40:09.020 we

00:40:09.220 have

00:40:09.340 work

00:40:09.500 to

00:40:09.640 do

00:40:09.800 right

00:40:10.620 ready

00:40:11.280 to

00:40:11.520 die

00:40:11.720 tomorrow

00:40:12.180 but

00:40:12.420 planning

00:40:12.840 to

00:40:13.080 live

00:40:13.280 for

00:40:13.440 a

00:40:13.560 very

00:40:13.720 long

00:40:14.000 time

00:40:14.240 and

00:40:14.340 get

00:40:14.460 a lot

00:40:14.680 of

00:40:14.800 things

00:40:15.040 done

00:40:15.300 and

00:40:15.700 to

00:40:15.820 your

00:40:15.980 point

00:40:16.200 senator

00:40:16.500 I

00:40:16.700 think

00:40:16.860 anyone

00:40:17.460 who

00:40:17.680 tells

00:40:17.980 you

00:40:18.180 that

00:40:18.360 they

00:40:18.600 understand

00:40:19.580 with

00:40:19.800 crystal

00:40:20.240 clarity

00:40:20.780 the

00:40:21.360 book

00:40:21.600 of

00:40:21.720 the

00:40:21.860 apocalypse

00:40:22.380 revelation

00:40:23.260 or

00:40:23.540 that

00:40:23.760 is

00:40:23.920 how

00:40:24.040 you

00:40:24.180 know

00:40:24.440 with

00:40:24.700 certainty

00:40:25.180 that

00:40:25.880 person

00:40:26.200 is

00:40:26.340 completely

00:40:26.680 insane

00:40:27.100 they

00:40:27.380 certainly

00:40:27.900 don't

00:40:28.140 know

00:40:28.240 what

00:40:28.360 they're

00:40:28.460 talking

00:40:28.680 about

00:40:28.840 but

00:40:28.940 I

00:40:29.060 do

00:40:29.560 love

00:40:29.780 the

00:40:29.900 point

00:40:39.340 don't

00:40:39.500 think

00:40:39.780 we

00:40:39.960 are

00:40:40.200 I

00:40:40.340 wouldn't

00:40:40.860 bet

00:40:41.500 on

00:40:41.840 it

00:40:41.980 exactly

00:40:42.460 but

00:40:42.820 I

00:40:43.060 guess

00:40:43.200 somebody

00:40:43.420 is

00:40:43.540 going

00:40:43.700 to

00:40:43.900 so

00:40:44.960 I

00:40:45.120 will

00:40:45.360 say

00:40:45.780 so

00:40:46.160 growing

00:40:46.600 up

00:40:46.800 in

00:40:46.940 Houston

00:40:47.240 when I

00:40:47.480 was a

00:40:47.680 little

00:40:47.840 kid

00:40:48.340 for a

00:40:48.860 period

00:40:49.040 of time

00:40:49.380 we went

00:40:49.640 to

00:40:49.760 First

00:40:49.960 Baptist

00:40:50.260 Church

00:40:50.620 and

00:40:50.780 the

00:40:50.900 pastor

00:40:51.180 there

00:40:51.380 John

00:40:51.640 Bassania

00:40:52.060 did a

00:40:53.120 year-long

00:40:53.880 sermon

00:40:54.260 series

00:40:54.660 of the

00:40:54.900 book

00:40:55.040 of

00:40:55.140 Revelation

00:40:55.560 and

00:40:55.780 I

00:40:55.900 thought

00:40:58.120 it

00:40:59.740 was

00:40:59.880 fascinating

00:41:00.520 I

00:41:00.820 mean

00:41:00.900 it

00:41:01.000 really

00:41:01.500 was

00:41:01.800 interesting

00:41:02.260 and

00:41:02.640 today

00:41:03.480 Heidi

00:41:03.960 and I

00:41:04.240 were

00:41:04.380 members

00:41:04.660 at

00:41:04.800 First

00:41:04.980 Baptist

00:41:05.280 the

00:41:05.480 same

00:41:05.680 church

00:41:06.020 and

00:41:06.220 our

00:41:06.760 pastor

00:41:07.200 today

00:41:07.680 is

00:41:07.940 the

00:41:08.260 successor

00:41:08.700 to

00:41:08.900 John

00:41:09.080 Bassania

00:41:09.440 is a

00:41:10.580 wonderful

00:41:11.180 pastor

00:41:11.720 incredible

00:41:13.820 man of

00:41:14.280 God

00:41:14.520 very

00:41:14.960 scholarly

00:41:15.600 but

00:41:15.860 very

00:41:16.100 humble

00:41:16.440 very

00:41:16.740 down

00:41:17.060 to

00:41:17.200 earth

00:41:17.440 which

00:41:17.680 is

00:41:18.360 unusual

00:41:19.220 for

00:41:19.900 a

00:41:20.120 pastor

00:41:20.440 at

00:41:20.560 a

00:41:20.640 big

00:41:20.780 church

00:41:21.120 but

00:41:21.480 he

00:41:21.740 did

00:41:22.000 an

00:41:22.160 extended

00:41:22.680 sermon

00:41:23.160 series

00:41:23.600 on

00:41:23.760 the

00:41:23.860 book

00:41:24.000 of

00:41:24.120 Revelation

00:41:24.560 that

00:41:25.380 was

00:41:25.580 just

00:41:26.080 fascinating

00:41:26.900 and

00:41:27.820 having

00:41:28.260 as a

00:41:29.200 kid

00:41:29.460 listen

00:41:29.820 to

00:41:30.000 one

00:41:30.180 I

00:41:30.280 didn't

00:41:30.420 remember

00:41:30.640 what

00:41:31.080 the

00:41:33.040 pastor

00:41:33.380 said

00:41:33.720 40

00:41:34.140 years

00:41:34.420 ago

00:41:34.680 but

00:41:34.840 it

00:41:34.920 was

00:41:35.540 the

00:41:37.280 book

00:41:37.580 of

00:41:37.720 Revelation

00:41:38.280 is

00:41:39.320 challenging

00:41:41.080 it's

00:41:41.660 fascinating

00:41:42.380 and

00:41:43.800 there's

00:41:44.080 so

00:41:44.300 much

00:41:44.600 imagery

00:41:45.160 that

00:41:45.580 you

00:41:46.440 know

00:41:46.760 things

00:41:47.880 could

00:41:48.140 have

00:41:48.400 all

00:41:48.620 kinds

00:41:49.040 of

00:41:49.220 meanings

00:41:49.540 and

00:41:49.880 I

00:41:50.640 certainly

00:41:51.020 don't

00:41:51.340 purport

00:41:51.700 to

00:41:51.920 know

00:41:52.280 which

00:41:53.580 interpretation

00:41:54.160 is

00:41:54.660 right

00:41:55.040 as

00:41:55.400 to

00:41:55.880 what

00:41:57.940 all

00:41:58.200 is

00:41:58.360 going

00:41:58.520 to

00:41:58.660 happen

00:41:58.920 in

00:41:59.060 the

00:41:59.180 end

00:41:59.360 times

00:41:59.720 and

00:41:59.940 when

00:42:00.980 it's

00:42:01.180 going

00:42:01.280 to

00:42:01.360 start

00:42:01.600 before

00:42:02.240 we

00:42:02.460 go

00:42:02.660 one

00:42:02.960 last

00:42:03.260 question

00:42:03.680 this

00:42:03.840 is

00:42:03.960 from

00:42:04.300 our

00:42:05.100 very

00:42:05.340 own

00:42:05.560 cactus

00:42:05.980 masks

00:42:07.800 are

00:42:08.300 coming

00:42:08.520 back

00:42:08.740 to

00:42:08.860 our

00:42:09.000 school

00:42:09.300 we've

00:42:09.780 been

00:42:09.920 told

00:42:10.200 it's

00:42:10.500 because

00:42:10.700 COVID

00:42:11.040 is

00:42:11.280 getting

00:42:12.260 bad

00:42:12.560 again

00:42:12.860 but

00:42:13.380 to

00:42:13.560 me

00:42:13.820 it

00:42:14.060 seems

00:42:14.380 like

00:42:14.720 just

00:42:14.980 a

00:42:15.120 way

00:42:15.220 to

00:42:15.360 gin

00:42:15.560 up

00:42:15.700 anxiety

00:42:16.160 for

00:42:16.360 the

00:42:16.480 midterms

00:42:16.940 and

00:42:17.380 distract

00:42:17.660 from

00:42:17.880 Biden's

00:42:18.240 bad

00:42:18.440 policy

00:42:18.940 what

00:42:19.400 are

00:42:19.500 y'all's

00:42:19.840 thoughts

00:42:20.160 is

00:42:20.460 manipulating

00:42:21.000 COVID

00:42:21.360 fear

00:42:21.700 the

00:42:22.160 only

00:42:22.440 way

00:42:22.660 for

00:42:22.780 the

00:42:22.940 Dems

00:42:23.280 to

00:42:23.440 stave

00:42:23.780 off

00:42:24.100 the

00:42:24.920 red

00:42:25.160 wave

00:42:25.540 oh

00:42:27.120 look I

00:42:27.440 think

00:42:27.620 it's

00:42:33.680 but

00:42:34.440 the

00:42:35.660 issue

00:42:36.240 set

00:42:36.700 they

00:42:36.940 don't

00:42:37.320 want

00:42:37.540 the

00:42:37.700 election

00:42:38.060 to

00:42:38.260 be

00:42:38.380 about

00:42:38.800 is

00:42:40.020 inflation

00:42:40.500 gas

00:42:40.980 prices

00:42:41.420 crime

00:42:41.920 and

00:42:42.060 illegal

00:42:42.340 immigration

00:42:42.820 if

00:42:43.440 that's

00:42:43.780 what

00:42:43.920 the

00:42:44.060 election

00:42:44.380 is

00:42:44.620 about

00:42:45.060 Republicans

00:42:46.800 are

00:42:47.080 winning

00:42:47.380 50 to

00:42:47.880 70

00:42:48.160 seats

00:42:48.500 in the

00:42:48.740 House

00:42:49.060 we're

00:42:49.280 taking

00:42:49.560 the

00:42:49.760 Senate

00:42:49.940 with

00:42:50.120 a

00:42:50.220 big

00:42:50.360 majority

00:42:50.840 and

00:42:51.220 it

00:42:51.380 is

00:42:51.660 a

00:42:52.040 absolute

00:42:53.480 Democrat

00:42:53.960 bloodbatter

00:42:54.760 and so

00:42:55.100 they're

00:42:55.340 desperate

00:42:55.620 to change

00:42:56.080 the

00:42:56.220 topic

00:42:56.480 to

00:42:56.660 anything

00:42:57.080 COVID

00:42:57.880 has

00:42:58.100 been

00:42:58.240 a

00:42:58.360 good

00:42:58.520 reliable

00:42:59.000 one

00:42:59.500 so

00:42:59.700 we'll

00:42:59.900 see

00:43:00.300 if

00:43:00.580 they

00:43:00.840 have

00:43:01.040 any

00:43:01.240 hook

00:43:01.440 to

00:43:01.620 do

00:43:01.780 it

00:43:01.920 they'll

00:43:02.100 try

00:43:02.480 but

00:43:04.660 and I

00:43:06.900 think

00:43:07.060 masks

00:43:07.440 are part

00:43:07.840 of it

00:43:08.120 I also

00:43:08.700 think

00:43:09.040 most

00:43:09.400 Americans

00:43:09.860 are just

00:43:10.660 done

00:43:12.120 with

00:43:12.380 masks

00:43:12.860 I'm

00:43:13.580 like

00:43:13.900 I'm

00:43:14.220 certainly

00:43:14.540 there

00:43:14.900 but

00:43:15.200 although

00:43:17.140 I will

00:43:17.480 say

00:43:17.740 it was

00:43:18.020 thoroughly

00:43:18.320 amusing

00:43:18.800 so

00:43:19.300 last

00:43:19.760 week

00:43:21.480 several

00:43:22.960 Democrats

00:43:23.700 including

00:43:24.200 Chuck

00:43:24.500 Schumer

00:43:24.840 were out

00:43:25.660 because

00:43:25.920 they

00:43:26.200 tested

00:43:26.840 positive

00:43:27.260 for

00:43:27.460 COVID

00:43:27.680 I

00:43:29.880 don't

00:43:30.040 know

00:43:30.180 if

00:43:30.300 they were

00:43:30.500 symptomatic

00:43:30.960 or not

00:43:31.480 but

00:43:32.540 I

00:43:32.680 do

00:43:32.900 think

00:43:33.320 that

00:43:33.620 Democrats

00:43:34.540 are

00:43:34.920 testing

00:43:35.400 much

00:43:35.760 more

00:43:36.000 frequently

00:43:36.400 when

00:43:36.600 they're

00:43:36.740 asymptomatic

00:43:37.460 than

00:43:37.800 Republicans

00:43:38.360 are

00:43:38.800 and

00:43:39.740 I've

00:43:40.180 joked

00:43:40.420 I want

00:43:40.740 to

00:43:40.840 introduce

00:43:41.340 a

00:43:41.620 resolution

00:43:42.140 mandating

00:43:42.880 that

00:43:43.100 Democratic

00:43:43.560 senators

00:43:44.000 must

00:43:44.300 take

00:43:44.520 COVID

00:43:44.820 tests

00:43:45.240 every

00:43:45.660 day

00:43:46.160 because

00:43:47.500 I

00:43:47.740 for

00:43:47.880 one

00:43:48.060 don't

00:43:48.280 feel

00:43:48.440 safe

00:43:48.740 and

00:43:48.860 even

00:43:48.980 if

00:43:49.100 they

00:43:49.200 have

00:43:49.280 no

00:43:49.460 symptoms

00:43:49.740 whatsoever

00:43:50.200 if

00:43:50.460 they

00:43:50.600 test

00:43:50.860 positive

00:43:51.300 they're

00:43:52.120 out

00:43:52.340 and

00:43:52.440 they

00:43:52.560 can't

00:43:52.780 vote

00:43:52.960 on

00:43:53.080 the

00:43:53.180 Senate

00:43:53.380 floor

00:43:53.680 and

00:43:53.840 they

00:43:53.960 can't

00:43:54.220 pass

00:43:54.520 socialism

00:43:55.000 the

00:43:55.200 Green

00:43:55.400 New

00:43:55.560 Deal

00:43:55.820 and

00:43:55.980 build

00:43:56.140 back

00:43:56.360 broke

00:43:56.620 and

00:43:56.760 destroy

00:43:57.040 and

00:43:57.200 bankrupt

00:43:57.420 the

00:43:57.620 country

00:43:57.860 and

00:43:57.980 strip

00:43:58.140 our

00:43:58.300 constitutional

00:43:58.740 rights

00:43:59.140 and

00:43:59.620 destroy

00:43:59.900 the

00:44:00.060 republic

00:44:00.400 and

00:44:01.460 that

00:44:01.780 seems

00:44:02.060 only

00:44:02.300 responsible

00:44:02.840 I

00:44:03.680 think

00:44:04.300 in fact

00:44:04.780 twice

00:44:05.060 a day

00:44:05.300 would

00:44:05.400 be

00:44:05.500 even

00:44:05.660 better

00:44:05.920 and

00:44:06.760 an

00:44:07.580 ancillary

00:44:08.040 to

00:44:08.220 that

00:44:08.440 is

00:44:08.580 I

00:44:08.700 think

00:44:08.860 Democrats

00:44:09.300 should

00:44:09.600 be

00:44:09.740 required

00:44:10.180 to

00:44:10.400 wear

00:44:10.560 masks

00:44:11.020 forever

00:44:11.720 the

00:44:13.740 only

00:44:14.020 problem

00:44:14.420 is

00:44:14.620 their

00:44:14.760 masks

00:44:15.020 aren't

00:44:15.240 tight

00:44:15.480 enough

00:44:15.760 because

00:44:15.920 we

00:44:16.060 can

00:44:16.180 still

00:44:16.420 hear

00:44:16.560 them

00:44:16.720 talking

00:44:17.080 that's

00:44:17.780 right

00:44:17.880 you

00:44:18.000 make

00:44:18.220 a

00:44:18.340 great

00:44:18.560 point

00:44:18.800 maybe

00:44:18.980 double

00:44:19.260 mask

00:44:19.560 triple

00:44:19.820 mask

00:44:20.340 20

00:44:21.080 or

00:44:21.240 30

00:44:21.520 masks

00:44:22.160 we

00:44:22.680 will

00:44:22.880 find

00:44:23.260 out

00:44:23.620 what

00:44:24.020 the

00:44:24.220 next

00:44:24.600 crazy

00:44:25.060 issue

00:44:25.420 that

00:44:25.600 the

00:44:25.740 Democrats

00:44:26.140 want

00:44:26.560 to

00:44:26.740 distract

00:44:32.840 for

00:44:33.200 a

00:44:33.580 cloak

00:44:33.960 room

00:44:34.120 conversation

00:44:34.740 with

00:44:34.960 our

00:44:35.080 friend

00:44:35.280 Liz

00:44:35.500 Wheeler

00:44:35.820 I'm

00:44:36.580 sure

00:44:36.780 CNN

00:44:37.140 is

00:44:37.360 tuned

00:44:37.600 in

00:44:37.940 they

00:44:38.360 want

00:44:38.720 to

00:44:38.860 set

00:44:39.020 their

00:44:39.200 programming

00:44:39.740 for

00:44:40.380 the

00:44:40.700 coming

00:44:40.940 week

00:44:41.280 Liz

00:44:41.900 what

00:44:42.500 will

00:44:42.680 you

00:44:42.820 be

00:44:43.000 making

00:44:43.340 their

00:44:43.580 heads

00:44:43.800 explode

00:44:44.240 with

00:44:44.540 this

00:44:44.860 time

00:44:45.120 hi

00:44:45.800 Michael

00:44:46.180 hi

00:44:46.580 senator

00:44:47.040 good

00:44:47.800 to see

00:44:47.980 you

00:44:48.080 both

00:44:48.260 thanks

00:44:48.520 for

00:44:48.680 having

00:44:48.900 me

00:44:49.080 back

00:44:49.420 and

00:44:49.600 senator

00:44:50.060 aren't

00:44:50.620 you

00:44:50.700 the

00:44:50.840 same

00:44:51.000 guy

00:44:51.200 that

00:44:51.360 I've

00:44:51.540 seen

00:44:51.700 splashed

00:44:52.240 all

00:44:52.440 over

00:44:52.700 CNN

00:44:53.100 headlines

00:44:53.700 and

00:44:53.980 international

00:44:54.620 headlines

00:44:55.740 all

00:44:55.940 over

00:44:56.100 the

00:45:02.840 cloak

00:45:03.140 room

00:45:03.340 this

00:45:03.600 is

00:45:03.940 it's

00:45:04.580 a

00:45:04.680 really

00:45:04.820 fun

00:45:05.280 series

00:45:05.860 that

00:45:06.060 we

00:45:06.200 do

00:45:06.460 on

00:45:06.880 your

00:45:07.300 verdict

00:45:07.860 plus

00:45:08.280 community

00:45:08.680 today

00:45:09.000 we're

00:45:09.160 talking

00:45:09.540 about

00:45:10.020 the

00:45:10.580 Wisconsin

00:45:11.180 Supreme

00:45:11.740 Court

00:45:12.260 the

00:45:12.720 Wisconsin

00:45:13.120 Supreme

00:45:13.460 Court

00:45:13.780 ruled

00:45:14.340 on

00:45:14.740 the

00:45:14.900 2020

00:45:15.440 election

00:45:16.020 on

00:45:16.420 the

00:45:16.580 infamous

00:45:16.960 drop

00:45:17.380 boxes

00:45:17.840 and

00:45:18.600 said

00:45:18.800 that

00:45:18.940 those

00:45:19.120 drop

00:45:19.380 boxes

00:45:19.720 were

00:45:20.140 illegal

00:45:20.740 not

00:45:21.260 just

00:45:21.480 for

00:45:21.640 elections

00:45:21.960 moving

00:45:22.280 forward

00:45:22.800 but

00:45:23.320 for

00:45:23.640 past

00:45:24.200 elections

00:45:24.580 too

00:45:24.740 so

00:45:24.860 we're

00:45:25.000 going

00:45:25.080 to

00:45:25.120 talk

00:45:25.240 about

00:45:25.380 the

00:45:25.560 legal

00:45:26.040 implications

00:45:26.760 of

00:45:27.160 this

00:45:27.460 and

00:45:28.320 you

00:45:28.520 know

00:45:28.720 CNN

00:45:32.840 both

00:45:32.960 conservatives

00:45:33.420 and

00:45:33.820 the

00:45:33.980 commie

00:45:34.320 libs

00:45:34.740 we

00:45:35.120 will

00:45:35.280 see

00:45:35.420 you

00:45:35.520 over

00:45:35.660 there

00:45:35.800 you

00:45:35.900 can

00:45:36.020 actually

00:45:36.300 even

00:45:36.540 use

00:45:36.780 my

00:45:36.960 promo

00:45:37.240 code

00:45:37.660 which

00:45:38.080 is

00:45:38.240 cloak

00:45:38.480 room

00:45:38.680 to

00:45:38.840 get

00:45:39.000 your

00:45:39.140 first

00:45:39.400 months

00:45:39.920 free

00:45:40.700 on

00:45:41.020 your

00:45:41.140 annual

00:45:41.380 subscription

00:45:41.860 go to

00:45:42.200 verdict

00:45:42.440 with

00:45:42.620 ted

00:45:42.820 cruz.com

00:45:43.700 slash

00:45:44.100 plus

00:45:44.700 and use

00:45:45.020 my

00:45:45.160 promo

00:45:45.360 code

00:45:45.600 cloak

00:45:45.940 room

00:45:46.180 it

00:45:47.020 sounds

00:45:47.320 completely

00:45:47.820 uncontroversial

00:45:48.800 I'm

00:45:49.100 sure

00:45:49.300 that

00:45:49.540 the

00:45:49.680 libs

00:45:49.860 will

00:45:50.020 have

00:45:50.140 no

00:45:50.300 problem

00:45:50.580 with

00:45:50.820 it

00:45:50.980 whatsoever

00:45:51.540 I'm

00:45:52.260 going

00:45:52.420 to

00:45:52.600 duck

00:45:52.820 out

00:45:53.040 before

00:45:53.320 my

00:45:53.540 face

00:45:53.820 is

00:45:53.960 smeared

00:45:54.260 on

00:45:54.620 CNN

00:45:54.960 I'm

00:45:55.680 Michael

00:45:55.900 Knowles

00:45:56.260 this

00:45:56.920 is

00:45:57.060 verdict

00:45:57.300 with

00:45:57.520 ted

00:45:57.700 cruz

00:45:58.060 this

00:46:07.240 episode

00:46:07.720 of

00:46:07.960 verdict

00:46:08.260 with

00:46:08.600 ted

00:46:08.880 cruz

00:46:09.340 is

00:46:09.540 being

00:46:09.760 brought

00:46:10.020 to

00:46:10.180 you

00:46:10.300 by

00:46:10.460 jobs

00:46:10.940 freedom

00:46:11.320 and

00:46:11.620 security

00:46:12.060 pack

00:46:12.500 a

00:46:12.780 political

00:46:13.160 action

00:46:13.640 committee

00:46:14.040 dedicated

00:46:14.440 to

00:46:14.820 supporting

00:46:15.220 conservative

00:46:15.800 causes

00:46:16.380 organizations

00:46:17.180 and

00:46:17.700 candidates

00:46:18.180 across

00:46:18.660 the

00:46:18.880 country

00:46:19.240 in

00:46:19.620 2022

00:46:20.320 jobs

00:46:21.040 freedom

00:46:21.400 and

00:46:21.600 security

00:46:22.000 pack

00:46:22.400 plans

00:46:22.780 to

00:46:22.980 donate

00:46:23.260 to

00:46:23.500 conservative

00:46:24.000 candidates

00:46:24.580 running

00:46:24.900 for

00:46:25.140 congress

00:46:25.620 and

00:46:25.960 help

00:46:26.180 the

00:46:26.340 republican

00:46:26.760 party

00:46:27.280 across

00:46:27.860 the

00:46:28.100 nation

00:46:28.520 this

00:46:29.580 is

00:46:29.720 an

00:46:29.840 iHeart

00:46:30.200 podcast

00:46:30.780 guaranteed

00:46:32.300 human

Verdict with Ted Cruz - July 22, 2022

The Redefinition of Marriage

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