Western Standard - July 12, 2023


BRADLEY： I'm the King of the Balls!


Episode Stats

Length

48 seconds

Words per Minute

168.75

Word Count

135

Sentence Count

19

Misogynist Sentences

1


Summary

Jonathan Bradley eats furry oysters at the Stampede to keep his job at The Western Standard and is told he has to eat them or he'll be sent back to Ontario, which he doesn't want to do because Alberta is part of it in Ontario.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 My name is Jonathan Bradley and I'm a reporter with The Western Standard.
00:00:03.000 I'm here at Bottle Screwbills right now. It's the Calgary Stampede.
00:00:06.000 It's the annual testicle festival.
00:00:08.000 I'll be having furry oysters.
00:00:10.000 In case you know what furry oysters are, they're deep-fried bull testicles.
00:00:14.000 My boss, Derek, has told me that I have to eat these to keep my job
00:00:18.000 or he'll send me back to Ontario.
00:00:20.000 So, which I don't want to do because Alberta is part of it in Ontario.
00:00:23.000 So, I'm going to dig in and have some.
00:00:25.000 Here he goes. Here we go. Here he goes.
00:00:28.000 Ketchup.
00:00:34.000 Where's the presents?
00:00:36.000 Pretty good.
00:00:38.000 The deep pride takes away from the fact that you're...
00:00:40.000 Yeah!
00:00:42.000 Put it all in your mouth. Come on.
00:00:44.000 Alright.
00:00:46.000 I look like a cream sauce.