Calgary man releases mock promotional rap video about Alberta
Episode Stats
Words per Minute
206.19786
Summary
Sometimes I wonder what he sees in Rachel, sometimes I wonder why he chose to go to that party with a full aladdin basil, and other times I wonder if he wants to grab a job on the bitch outside of Cafe Vino, or split a Peter's milkshake made by the friendly Filipinos, or ride the drop of doom, or maybe tell me if interest rates are dropping soon, or if the freedom card was done, I felt like a total asshole when I watched a YouTube video that said he was the son of Fidel Castro.
Transcript
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I won't, it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad
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Dead just in, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
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Maybe we could grab some old spaghetti factory with cinnamon and marlin
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I'm inviting you for coffee at the cinnamon spoon in Brad Creek
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You was probably too busy filming TikToks with Jackmeat
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Sometimes I wonder what you see so much in Rachel
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Or why you chose to go to that party with a full Aladdin basil
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I was wondering if you want to grab a job on the bitch outside of Café Vino
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Or split a Peter's milkshake made by the friendly Filipinos
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We put it up galaxy land, maybe ride the drop of doom
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Maybe you could tell me if interest rates are dropping soon
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I'm sorry about the freedom card was done, I felt like a total asshole
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I watched this YouTube video that said you were the son of Fidel Castro
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I took the bumper sticker off the back of my F-150
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Maybe we could cruise down the Ramah sometime and see a couple cities
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I know you hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
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Sometimes I'll dress up like Sophie and pretend that you're my man
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I know you hate the pod lines cause you think climate change real
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So stop, I'll let that pour chili sometime and I'll treat you to a meal
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Anyways, I hope you get this man, I promise I won a job
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Men have a good family, have a good plan, and if you guys amo
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There are so many jobs out there, please rest cackle at Masao