＂I found tampons and maxi pads in the men’s room＂
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Summary
Derek Bilderbrand is in the airport and needs a napkin and a tampon to take a leak before his flight. Unfortunately, the machine in the men's bathroom at an airport bathroom in the People's Republic of Canada is out of pads and tampons.
Transcript
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This is Derek Bilderbrand of the Western Standard. I'm in the Ottawa
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International Airport and I came to take a leak before my flight and well I just
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found some that we've reported on but I just never really believed it was too
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stupid to really be real. This is, you're seeing backwards on my camera here, but
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that is a napkin serviette, I think that's a maxi pad more or less, and a tampon. I assure you I am
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not in the ladies room. I'm in a federally regulated men's room so I don't mean to
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take federal resources from taxpayers here but I'm gonna get a... oh no there's no
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more taxi pads for my dick. Let me try tampon. Okay there's no more out but I do
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have a tampon here. The machine appears to be out of maxi pads and tampons for men
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but here we go. This is for me in the men's room at a federally regulated
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bathroom in the People's Republic of Canada. God bless you people.