Western Standard - ＂I found tampons and maxi pads in the men’s room＂

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Derek Bilderbrand is in the airport and needs a napkin and a tampon to take a leak before his flight. Unfortunately, the machine in the men's bathroom at an airport bathroom in the People's Republic of Canada is out of pads and tampons.

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00:00:00.720 This is Derek Bilderbrand of the Western Standard. I'm in the Ottawa

00:00:08.400 International Airport and I came to take a leak before my flight and well I just

00:00:14.400 found some that we've reported on but I just never really believed it was too 0.99

00:00:18.480 stupid to really be real. This is, you're seeing backwards on my camera here, but 0.93

00:00:24.840 that is a napkin serviette, I think that's a maxi pad more or less, and a tampon. I assure you I am

00:00:33.300 not in the ladies room. I'm in a federally regulated men's room so I don't mean to

00:00:40.080 take federal resources from taxpayers here but I'm gonna get a... oh no there's no 1.00

00:00:45.520 more taxi pads for my dick. Let me try tampon. Okay there's no more out but I do 1.00

00:00:53.800 have a tampon here. The machine appears to be out of maxi pads and tampons for men

00:01:00.960 but here we go. This is for me in the men's room at a federally regulated

00:01:08.920 bathroom in the People's Republic of Canada. God bless you people.

Western Standard - April 15, 2024

＂I found tampons and maxi pads in the men’s room＂

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