Story behind Trump’s Garbage Truck idea
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about a time in our country where our country is not having a lot of fun, but we are going to be doing well very shortly, I promise you that. We also have a story about a man who had to drive a garbage truck in order to wear a suit.
Transcript
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so this outfit you know is uh when they when he called us all garbage how stupid what a stupid
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word that blows deplorable away don't you think of course i thought irredeemable when she said
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deplorable or irredeemable i thought irredeemable was actually worse but deplorable seemed to
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catch up but this garbage stuff blows blows it away so i'm in this beautiful plane i'm enjoying
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myself have a wonderful suit on and one of my people came in and said sir you know the word
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garbage is the hottest thing right now out there the hottest thing out there sir would you like to
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drive a garbage truck now we're about you know 30 minutes from landing we had to do this pretty
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quick i said it's sort of cool though isn't it because you know and i said you know i think
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that's okay but you know i don't feel comfortable wearing a suit and they pulled up this garbage
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i don't know how the hell they did it so fast i have very capable people they put a big sign
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under the truck did you see it i think they showed it
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and then they said sir we have a vest i said well should i leave my suit on and put it over the vest
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but that doesn't look very good right that doesn't look good so i said all right look let me take it
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off and then i actually said i climbed into the truck but here's the so i said how the hell do you
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get into this truck it's way up high it's a big one this was a beauty i said you didn't have to buy
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it that big right you have to get it that big they brought this brand new gorgeous truck wonderful
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driver he looked like uh carrie grant in his prime you know that this beautiful driver and he
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drove that big thing up and i said man this is bad because now i have all the cameras are all
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what look look at all the fake news there were most of them
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no most of them many of them were there and i'm saying oh boy you know one little mistake with
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these guys and your your political career is over you can't even so i said man if i don't get up there
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this is going to be very embarrassing these stupid people they'll say he's cognitively and physically
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and i can't do that when i'm alongside of this great athlete i got to get up to that
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so so look so the stair the first day is like up here i'm sick shit
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i made it and then i gave a little news conference from the front of the you know
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they asked their wise guy questions and everything and then uh we drove about two feet i got out
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got into the plane and then i got in the car and i'm driving over here and i have this still on
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and i come into the arena and i say where's my jacket i want to get out of this thing
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and they said it would be unbelievable if you could wear it on stage i said
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and i said no way i got 25 000 people standing outside i got all these people here there's no way
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i'm wearing it on stage they said oh okay sir i said get me my jacket but if you did you know
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and they got me i said i want to wear it on stage
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when they said i look thinner i said in that case i'll wear it on stage
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i may go in this they said that that was my that was the word that was the key so you look thinner
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so anyway so we had a little fun about a very serious subject we had a little fun about a time
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where our country is not having a lot of fun because we're we're not doing well as a country
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but we're going to be doing well very shortly i promise you that