Whatever Podcast - She Dates Dolphins？! Andrew Wilson HEATED Debate With Feminists! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ｜ Dating Talk #177

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00:04:19.620 With that said, and without further ado, we're going to have the guests introduce themselves.

00:04:23.700 So, please tell us your name, age, location, and occupation.

00:04:27.020 Go ahead.

00:04:28.080 What's up?

00:04:28.480 My name is Madzilla.

00:04:29.260 I'm 35 years old.

00:04:30.740 Don't tell nobody else.

00:04:32.080 I'm from Los Angeles, California.

00:04:33.880 And I'm a model, a MILF, and an artist.

00:04:37.360 You know.

00:04:38.000 I took some MILF.

00:04:39.500 Wait.

00:04:40.100 Big MILF gang. 1.00

00:04:41.800 What part of L.A. are you from?

00:04:43.440 Hollywood.

00:04:44.060 Hollywood.

00:04:44.680 Like, that's where you grew up?

00:04:45.820 I grew up in like Long Beach, Orange County.

00:04:47.840 Okay.

00:04:48.200 Close enough.

00:04:48.780 All right.

00:04:49.260 Cool, cool, cool.

00:04:50.340 What about you?

00:04:51.440 Cool.

00:04:51.820 So, I'm an alien.

00:04:52.700 I'm 25.

00:04:53.480 I'm from Arizona.

00:04:54.940 I work at a warehouse.

00:04:56.100 I also have an OnlyFans at Alien Spores.

00:05:00.220 And then, I also have a podcast with my best friend.

00:05:04.720 All right.

00:05:05.420 What about you?

00:05:06.260 Hi.

00:05:06.740 My name is Deadbeat.

00:05:08.080 I reside in Riverside, California.

00:05:10.420 I am a dancer.

00:05:12.080 I also have an OnlyFans at Deadbeat World.

00:05:15.500 And yeah, I'm really excited to be here.

00:05:17.440 Age?

00:05:18.080 30.

00:05:18.640 I'm 30 years old, y'all.

00:05:19.720 All right.

00:05:20.140 Don't tell no one.

00:05:21.740 Wait.

00:05:22.180 So, your name is Deadbeat?

00:05:24.360 Deadbeat.

00:05:25.280 What's your government name?

00:05:26.700 My government name is Christine.

00:05:28.380 Christine.

00:05:29.200 What's the genesis of the name Deadbeat?

00:05:32.300 Deadbeat World.

00:05:32.500 I came from Deadbeat World.

00:05:34.440 Like, I'm calling the entire world a deadbeat.

00:05:36.900 Sorry, not sorry.

00:05:38.180 But over time, my fans just kind of like made it into Deadbeat alone.

00:05:43.060 So, it kind of feels like an oxymoron.

00:05:45.920 Kind of like Tyler, the creator, when he says, boo at me so my show is better.

00:05:50.120 I'm like, yeah, call me Deadbeat because I'm just going to get better over time.

00:05:53.700 Aw. 1.00

00:05:55.060 Or you're just a piece of shit. 1.00

00:05:58.520 Do you have children? 1.00

00:05:59.420 That too.

00:06:00.200 No.

00:06:00.720 No children.

00:06:01.800 So, Deadbeat because I'm still a little confused on. 1.00

00:06:06.920 It's like, fuck the world. 1.00

00:06:08.580 Wait. 1.00

00:06:08.800 Did you pick the name or did somebody assign the name to you?

00:06:11.940 Like, my fans, over time, they just started referring to me as Deadbeat.

00:06:16.340 It just happened.

00:06:16.820 Just randomly.

00:06:17.420 Randomly.

00:06:17.660 Okay.

00:06:18.160 Yeah, because I didn't have my full name on my TikTok or Instagram for many years.

00:06:22.360 So, now, it's just like, that's just what they know me by.

00:06:26.140 Okay.

00:06:27.160 Yeah.

00:06:27.480 All right.

00:06:28.060 D-E-B?

00:06:29.280 Huh?

00:06:29.620 Or D-E-A-D-B-E-A-T.

00:06:32.500 I have it tattooed, literally.

00:06:34.180 Oh.

00:06:34.700 She's got it.

00:06:35.380 I literally committed my life and so it is.

00:06:37.540 And you're a dancer too, correct?

00:06:39.320 Yes.

00:06:39.780 Is that also your stripper name?

00:06:41.880 No, my stripper name is Sage.

00:06:43.480 Sage.

00:06:43.880 That would be fire though.

00:06:44.260 You should change it.

00:06:44.740 It would be.

00:06:45.440 I've actually considered changing it.

00:06:47.020 Hi, I'm Deadbeat.

00:06:48.000 But I have been Sage longer than I have been Deadbeat, so.

00:06:52.720 Okay.

00:06:53.220 Yeah.

00:06:54.720 My name is Amanda.

00:06:57.080 I am 24 years old and I'm a sculptor from New Jersey.

00:07:01.720 What kind of sculpting do you do?

00:07:03.760 I make mixed media sculptures.

00:07:05.940 Okay.

00:07:06.480 It's hard to describe them in full detail right now.

00:07:09.200 And you're from Jersey, you said?

00:07:10.540 Yeah.

00:07:10.720 What park?

00:07:11.560 South Jersey.

00:07:12.480 South Jersey.

00:07:12.920 Okay.

00:07:13.420 Like 10 minutes from Philly.

00:07:14.960 Is that near the Jersey Shore?

00:07:17.540 It's an hour and like 30 minutes away.

00:07:20.020 Okay.

00:07:21.800 Hi, I'm Andrea Vasquez.

00:07:23.340 I am Amanda's sister and I am a jiu-jitsu administrator slash coach.

00:07:33.600 I also work in a restaurant and I'm from Jersey, obviously.

00:07:38.560 26.

00:07:39.640 26.

00:07:40.640 Okay.

00:07:42.240 Full siblings?

00:07:44.080 Yes.

00:07:44.480 By the way, if there's room, I know it's a bit tight at the table, you might be able

00:07:48.680 to scoot your chair into the table a little bit so you're not as far from the mic, but

00:07:52.460 unless it's too tight, if there's...

00:07:56.120 In any case, what about you?

00:07:57.240 I'll do my baths.

00:07:58.100 You're a jiu-jitsu instructor?

00:07:59.640 Yes, I am.

00:08:00.840 Have you ever been walking alone in the park and been attacked and broken the guy's legs?

00:08:04.400 Both legs, right?

00:08:05.640 No, not yet.

00:08:05.920 Both legs.

00:08:06.280 No, she has.

00:08:07.380 She's done that.

00:08:08.500 What belt are you?

00:08:09.980 I'm a blue belt.

00:08:10.980 Blue belt.

00:08:11.620 Okay, cool.

00:08:12.280 Three stripes.

00:08:13.400 With stripes?

00:08:14.200 Three stripes.

00:08:14.860 Three stripes.

00:08:15.500 Okay.

00:08:15.980 I didn't know they do stripes and...

00:08:17.700 There's four stripes until the next belt.

00:08:19.760 Oh, okay.

00:08:20.280 Cool.

00:08:20.700 What about you?

00:08:21.420 That's cool.

00:08:22.400 My name is Dove Jones and also known as Dolphin Girl and I'm an animal activist.

00:08:28.380 I do dolphin research in the cognitive sciences of dolphin communication.

00:08:33.720 I also talk to other animals, including the human animal.

00:08:36.620 I am an author and my age is 50-something or whatever.

00:08:43.400 I'll just say 55.

00:08:45.000 Thank you.

00:08:45.680 Okay.

00:08:46.140 And then where am I from?

00:08:47.780 I just, because I've lived all over the world doing dolphin research, I just say I'm from

00:08:51.880 God and the ocean.

00:08:54.680 So there's a lot there.

00:08:56.260 You said your study or like it's a field of study.

00:09:01.040 Yeah, the cognitive sciences of dolphin communication is like telepathic, holographic.

00:09:06.400 It's picture talking.

00:09:07.820 It's what we all do every day.

00:09:10.000 Huh?

00:09:10.480 Wait.

00:09:11.480 Who's huh?

00:09:12.580 That's Andrew.

00:09:13.020 Is that Andrew?

00:09:13.520 So you're not studying the communication between dolphins.

00:09:17.680 You're studying...

00:09:18.620 Between humans and dolphins and all animals.

00:09:21.900 And it's telepathic?

00:09:23.300 Well, we have pictures in our head.

00:09:25.620 Like if I say dolphin, does anyone have a picture of a dolphin in your head?

00:09:29.920 Yeah.

00:09:30.500 Yeah.

00:09:31.060 So we telecommunicate all the time.

00:09:33.420 And what we do on our phones, dolphins and whales have been doing for 50 million years.

00:09:40.040 Do you speak dolphin?

00:09:41.840 Think you could talk to them?

00:09:43.020 Of course.

00:09:43.980 Can you give us that sound?

00:09:45.500 Are there different dialects of dolphin?

00:09:47.240 Well, the orca, which is the biggest dolphin, they have different cultures and they have different dialects.

00:09:55.420 And they also have different diets depending on where the orcas live all over the planet.

00:10:00.000 That's really cool.

00:10:00.660 Do they understand English or...?

00:10:02.660 Well, all animals picture talk, including us.

00:10:06.320 Like when we think of someone that we really like, we're visualizing that person, a guy or a girl, and then all of a sudden the phone rings, right?

00:10:14.280 That's picture talking.

00:10:15.920 That's telecommunicating.

00:10:17.500 We just don't do it consciously.

00:10:19.240 So dolphins and whales are kind of the kings and queens of conscious communication.

00:10:26.160 But like if I were to speak English, they wouldn't understand.

00:10:30.020 They would get your pictures.

00:10:32.000 Pictures.

00:10:32.440 So say when before you, our imagination makes up pictures, right?

00:10:37.800 And then we're thinking about things all the time.

00:10:40.260 So we have pictures in our heads and then words come out sometimes afterwards.

00:10:45.440 Like all day we're thinking thoughts and imagining things.

00:10:49.960 So the dolphins can read your mind.

00:10:51.580 And so can dogs and so can horses and so can cats.

00:10:55.160 That's why if your dog and cat expect you when you come home, because you already sent that picture of you coming home.

00:11:02.060 Would you say that's more body language and timing, though?

00:11:05.400 Well, how the dog and cat know you're coming home if you're not there, right?

00:11:12.060 It's picture talking.

00:11:13.340 Wait, so okay.

00:11:14.420 This is a dating podcast.

00:11:17.060 Have you had carnal knowledge of a dolphin?

00:11:21.880 Have I had?

00:11:22.960 Carnal knowledge.

00:11:24.220 You mean have I watched them make love?

00:11:26.860 No.

00:11:27.580 Have you dated one?

00:11:28.540 Have you been?

00:11:29.400 Have I dated one?

00:11:30.420 Have you had?

00:11:31.400 I've hugged a dolphin.

00:11:33.480 For how long?

00:11:33.900 And I've watched.

00:11:34.560 I've had a mom.

00:11:35.180 How long did that should last?

00:11:37.740 That hug was like probably 30 seconds.

00:11:40.360 And then I also had a female dolphin in the wild in Hawaii come up and show me that she was giving birth, which was super cool. 0.98

00:11:47.060 But you have not had, because I've heard stories, I'm not making this shit up. 0.98

00:11:52.100 That's true. 0.97

00:11:52.400 No, no, that was for John Lilly.

00:11:54.040 That's her fantasy right there.

00:11:55.160 No, there's a woman in the country, too. 1.00

00:11:56.540 Well, we were just talking about that earlier with John C. Lilly.

00:11:59.020 I think you're referring to that.

00:12:00.540 That's all captive.

00:12:01.800 No, but there's another lady. 1.00

00:12:03.140 No, some lady got. 1.00

00:12:04.480 Who's she got?

00:12:05.300 Oh, okay.

00:12:06.220 No, just stop.

00:12:06.840 There's a lady currently on the panel who is dating a tree. 0.87

00:12:09.820 There was a lady on the panel who was dating a tree. 0.94

00:12:13.080 Oh, yeah.

00:12:13.800 This is a wild panel today.

00:12:16.180 Wow.

00:12:16.720 Wait, yeah, tell us the story there.

00:12:19.520 There's no real story.

00:12:21.020 There's just a tree down the street from my house.

00:12:23.380 I think he's beautiful.

00:12:24.660 And I'm dating him.

00:12:25.800 Strange addictions.

00:12:26.980 Do you guys make out?

00:12:28.140 Strange addictions.

00:12:29.000 I kiss my hand and I press it against him. 0.99

00:12:31.420 Do you rub your private parts on the tree? 0.99

00:12:33.300 No. 0.99

00:12:33.420 Just hump it?

00:12:34.240 No, it's next to a hospital, so I don't think I would be able to.

00:12:37.460 They're not a bad state.

00:12:38.280 I would hump the tree.

00:12:39.860 Try to come through and steal your tree.

00:12:42.160 I don't think anyone's coming by that tree.

00:12:44.260 I might, now that you said it.

00:12:45.740 I don't know.

00:12:45.860 I give a dog kiss the tree out.

00:12:47.640 If you want to come to Arizona, you can.

00:12:49.700 We got a three-way with a tree later.

00:12:53.440 Okay.

00:12:54.640 So you've not been romantic with a tree?

00:12:58.380 No.

00:12:58.880 A tree?

00:12:59.880 A dolphin.

00:13:00.560 He's thinking about it.

00:13:01.560 Or a tree.

00:13:02.420 All right.

00:13:03.180 Interesting.

00:13:03.800 Okay.

00:13:04.280 Well, what about you?

00:13:05.360 She's thought about it.

00:13:07.100 Hi, everyone.

00:13:08.280 My name is Elissa.

00:13:09.420 I have never been in a relationship with a dolphin or a tree.

00:13:15.120 I have noticed some pretty trees, though, down my block, so I will say that.

00:13:18.820 Very beautiful.

00:13:19.980 So my socials are Elissa Cheeseman, which is my name.

00:13:25.340 I'm from Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

00:13:27.040 My only fan's name is Hey, It's Cheese, and I recently graduated with my bachelor's in fashion

00:13:34.880 and design.

00:13:35.860 Age?

00:13:36.660 Oh, yeah.

00:13:37.080 Sorry.

00:13:37.260 I'm 25.

00:13:38.140 All right.

00:13:40.340 What about you?

00:13:41.820 My name is Serena.

00:13:43.340 I'm 21.

00:13:44.600 I'm from South Lake Tahoe, California.

00:13:46.820 I currently live in Santa Barbara.

00:13:49.140 I'm a medical assistant, and I'm currently in nursing school.

00:13:54.020 All right.

00:13:54.580 Did you go to UCSB?

00:13:56.220 I started out at UCSB during the pandemic, but then went back home for a little bit and

00:14:01.300 then moved back out and applied to nursing schools. 0.98

00:14:04.460 Is that through the city college, Santa Barbara City College?

00:14:07.280 No.

00:14:07.920 It's with Channel Islands and Cameroon. 0.94

00:14:09.680 Okay.

00:14:10.380 But you're just taking, like, online classes for that or?

00:14:13.660 For nursing or, like?

00:14:15.040 For nursing, yeah.

00:14:16.200 No.

00:14:16.960 This is in person.

00:14:18.280 Okay.

00:14:18.520 Got it.

00:14:19.400 What about you?

00:14:20.120 Hi.

00:14:20.500 I'm Libby Spain.

00:14:21.540 I'm from Texas, and I'm a proud Texas Aggie.

00:14:25.760 I got a bachelor's degree in management from Texas A&M University, and the emphasis was entrepreneurship.

00:14:33.860 I currently have a newly launched company.

00:14:37.060 We did a soft launch online, bluecrewworld.com, and it's a line of healthy masculinity 12-inch

00:14:44.500 dolls for boys that have blue-collar profession trades and crew packs that go with them.

00:14:50.420 So, yes, I'm very excited about that.

00:14:53.240 Age location?

00:14:54.920 I just turned 54 last week, and I'm from Texas.

00:14:59.740 All right.

00:15:00.120 Happy birthday.

00:15:00.640 Happy birthday.

00:15:01.220 Happy birthday.

00:15:02.380 Thank you.

00:15:02.720 Wait, wait, wait.

00:15:02.960 Go back.

00:15:03.280 What did you say you made?

00:15:04.700 What was the doll part?

00:15:06.140 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:15:07.480 So, I have a new company that I'm interviewing different manufacturing firms right now, and

00:15:13.840 it's a line of 12-inch dolls that are healthy masculinity, athletic, physique. 0.73

00:15:19.120 Oh, I was thinking of sex dolls.

00:15:20.420 Sorry. 0.85

00:15:20.660 No.

00:15:21.380 No.

00:15:22.000 These are for children.

00:15:23.040 12-inch height dolls.

00:15:26.460 Okay.

00:15:26.720 And they have different blue-collar trade profession career packs that go with them.

00:15:31.120 I see.

00:15:31.780 Yeah.

00:15:32.000 I see.

00:15:32.600 All right.

00:15:33.000 Welcome, everybody.

00:15:34.200 What does the plumber come with?

00:15:37.360 Well, the plumber, we haven't come out with that pack yet, Andrew, but it would have different

00:15:42.920 accessories that come for the job of a plumber.

00:15:45.740 For instance, we have a Border Patrol agent who has an AR-15, a drone, and binoculars, and

00:15:52.820 then we have a fireman who has a fire axe.

00:15:56.040 Do you have one, are you going to make the 2024 edition Border Patrol agent where they

00:16:02.040 just stand there with a clipboard?

00:16:04.560 You know, that is actually one of the reasons why we chose Border Patrol agent, because they're

00:16:09.880 just really revving to do their actual jobs, and they're being held back.

00:16:14.640 So, it's really frustrating.

00:16:16.400 So, we wanted to show some support for them.

00:16:18.720 Okay.

00:16:20.020 Andrew, what about you?

00:16:20.940 Yeah, my name is Andrew Wilson.

00:16:24.440 I'm the host of The Crucible.

00:16:25.740 It's the fastest-growing debate channel on YouTube, to my knowledge.

00:16:28.980 I'm a political analyst, a political satirist, and occasionally like to tangle up in some

00:16:33.660 debates.

00:16:34.480 I appreciate everybody coming out to the panel tonight, and I think it's going to be a lot

00:16:37.000 of fun.

00:16:37.740 Should be an interesting one.

00:16:38.980 Should be an interesting one.

00:16:40.080 So, going around the table once more, what is everybody's current relationship status?

00:16:44.580 So, are you single, talking, state, situation, ship, friends with benefits, relationship,

00:16:48.160 married, polycule, sex, cult, harem, whatever it may be.

00:16:51.420 If you're single, how long have you been single, and what's the longest relationship you've

00:16:54.460 ever been in?

00:16:55.360 Go ahead. 1.00

00:16:55.760 Well, damn. 0.99

00:16:57.940 I'm currently single, for everyone out there. 0.99

00:17:00.500 Go ahead, slide in the DMs.

00:17:01.380 No, I'm kidding.

00:17:02.640 You took some milk.

00:17:04.120 Big milk gang.

00:17:04.880 You got to stay single out here.

00:17:06.220 No, I'm straight. 1.00

00:17:08.980 I like dick, but I'm bi-curious, you know. 1.00

00:17:12.600 You know, and let me think. 0.99

00:17:13.700 How long have I been single?

00:17:14.640 For a long time?

00:17:15.340 Also, very subtle, because I can see that.

00:17:18.040 There's a lot of nuance and subtlety about you.

00:17:19.900 Yeah, real subtle.

00:17:22.540 Yeah, I've only dated, like, two guys for, like, six months each. 1.00

00:17:25.240 It was trash, super toxic, waste of time, broke, motherfuckers. 1.00

00:17:28.860 So, yeah, that's why I'm single. 1.00

00:17:30.620 And situationships are fun.

00:17:32.240 You know, I've got a couple friends with benefits out there.

00:17:34.360 You know.

00:17:35.260 They stay tucked.

00:17:35.820 We know.

00:17:36.420 Yeah.

00:17:36.760 We all do.

00:17:37.520 We all do.

00:17:38.360 Wait, so, your longest relationship was six months.

00:17:41.980 No, that was the last one.

00:17:43.260 Oh, that was the last one.

00:17:43.820 Like, my longest relationship was, like, two and a half years.

00:17:46.180 Okay.

00:17:46.440 I seem like I always get, like, tied down in a relationship, so I've actually been single

00:17:49.760 for a while, so it's been fun, you know.

00:17:52.160 So, your most recent relationship was six months.

00:17:54.280 Yeah.

00:17:54.700 And it was six months ago? 1.00

00:17:55.820 Fucking trash. 1.00

00:17:56.500 You know who you are. 1.00

00:17:57.360 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:17:59.180 What did he do? 1.00

00:18:01.740 Everything that's trash. 0.90

00:18:02.480 What did he do? 0.99

00:18:02.980 Anything that you could think of that's trash is what he did. 0.86

00:18:06.320 And he was broke. 0.99

00:18:07.060 Like, you can't be super trash and have no money. 0.96

00:18:09.140 It just doesn't work. 1.00

00:18:10.140 And you're just toxic and immature. 1.00

00:18:12.240 He just had a really good dick, so it was, like, you know. 1.00

00:18:14.480 You were digmatized. 1.00

00:18:15.200 I was digmatized.

00:18:16.560 Yeah.

00:18:16.860 I know, whatever.

00:18:17.820 We just dated for six months, but that was it.

00:18:19.840 Oh, okay.

00:18:20.000 But that was about, yeah, like, probably, like, eight months ago.

00:18:22.220 All right.

00:18:23.460 Okay.

00:18:23.900 Eight months ago.

00:18:25.520 And the 2.5-year relationship, is that the one you have a child with, or?

00:18:29.140 No.

00:18:29.920 My baby daddy, we actually only hooked up twice and had a baby.

00:18:33.080 But I knew him for, like, ten years.

00:18:34.360 It was one of those situations.

00:18:36.120 But it's working out.

00:18:37.240 Yeah.

00:18:37.640 Okay.

00:18:38.120 And so, wait, so you knew him.

00:18:42.060 You only met him.

00:18:43.120 We knew each other for, like, ten years.

00:18:44.460 He actually used to sell me weed.

00:18:46.580 But, yeah, like, we ended up, I just ended up getting drunk.

00:18:48.860 This is when I got out of my 2.5-year relationship.

00:18:51.480 And then I hooked.

00:18:52.120 He was, like, the first person I hooked up with.

00:18:53.820 And then, bam.

00:18:54.140 Instead of the milk man, it's the weed man.

00:18:56.340 Yeah.

00:18:56.760 The weed man.

00:18:57.940 And I don't even get free weed now. 0.97

00:18:59.840 It sucks.

00:19:01.080 You only have one kid? 0.99

00:19:02.240 Yes.

00:19:02.660 Just one kid.

00:19:03.180 I have a five-year-old.

00:19:03.580 Okay.

00:19:04.220 Is he in the picture at all?

00:19:05.620 His dad?

00:19:06.620 Yeah.

00:19:06.920 Yeah.

00:19:07.400 My son's with his dad right now.

00:19:08.940 Okay.

00:19:09.380 Got it.

00:19:09.840 Yeah.

00:19:10.240 You guys co-parents, but you're not, like, really.

00:19:12.460 You're not dating.

00:19:13.240 You're not involved romantically.

00:19:14.520 No.

00:19:14.820 Okay. 1.00

00:19:15.260 Fuck no. 1.00

00:19:15.560 Does he still sell you weed? 1.00

00:19:17.300 No.

00:19:17.820 Okay.

00:19:18.360 I guess you can get that for me.

00:19:19.700 Sometimes I could get a couple more free.

00:19:21.360 Frank La Tankla, Quebecois, donated $200.

00:19:24.380 Ooh.

00:19:24.940 Salou, Brianette, Andrew.

00:19:26.740 Salou.

00:19:27.120 Novo, Fandu, Quebec.

00:19:28.600 Rock on, Gesture.

00:19:29.780 Ask the panel, would you date Brian?

00:19:31.740 Hopes the tree lover or dolphin talk again to give you love.

00:19:36.120 Heart.

00:19:37.320 All right.

00:19:40.080 Okay.

00:19:40.500 We'll ask this really quick.

00:19:41.520 Just yes or no.

00:19:42.400 Would you date me?

00:19:43.560 Would I date you?

00:19:44.420 Sure.

00:19:45.860 I'm not going to.

00:19:46.520 Okay.

00:19:46.660 You can say no.

00:19:47.220 I won't be.

00:19:47.700 I won't be. 1.00

00:19:48.020 Do you have a big dick? 1.00

00:19:49.120 Huh? 1.00

00:19:49.880 Do you have a big dick? 1.00

00:19:51.180 It might work. 1.00

00:19:51.600 It's like average.

00:19:52.240 Medium?

00:19:52.720 I could do medium.

00:19:53.200 It's like average size, you know?

00:19:54.380 Just a regular, regular wiener. 1.00

00:19:55.760 Yeah, I could fuck with it. 1.00

00:19:57.120 Okay. 1.00

00:19:57.960 He looked me like right in the eye and I said it was like real personal.

00:20:01.060 He's thinking about that.

00:20:02.020 Would you date me?

00:20:03.920 I'll have to talk to you a little longer before I make that assessment.

00:20:06.980 So I could, okay.

00:20:08.180 Bet.

00:20:08.520 Yeah.

00:20:09.100 What about you? 1.00

00:20:09.640 I'd take it back then, fucking asshole. 1.00

00:20:10.680 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:20:11.020 Absolutely not.

00:20:14.220 She's in the trees.

00:20:15.400 No, it's okay.

00:20:16.080 Would I date you?

00:20:16.960 Yeah, that's the question.

00:20:18.040 Solely based on what I've seen?

00:20:20.220 Yeah, what you've seen.

00:20:21.220 Okay, cool.

00:20:21.880 What about you?

00:20:22.240 Real quick, real quick.

00:20:23.120 Wait, what about the soldier back there?

00:20:24.940 To tree lady.

00:20:26.220 If I bought Brian a ghillie suit, would you date him then?

00:20:29.480 No, he's not my type.

00:20:30.820 I don't know if she, do you know what a ghillie suit is? 0.99

00:20:32.840 What is that?

00:20:34.120 She said either way, no.

00:20:34.860 You'd make me like a bush.

00:20:36.060 Not quite a tree, but I'm closer to it.

00:20:37.560 It's like what?

00:20:38.260 It'll make him look like a shrub.

00:20:40.040 Snipers wear them.

00:20:40.920 I like men.

00:20:41.640 You guys got all that.

00:20:44.040 It's just one tree, guys.

00:20:45.540 It's one tree that she likes.

00:20:47.580 Do you have a natural bush? 1.00

00:20:49.440 What the fuck? 1.00

00:20:51.080 Do you shave or not? 1.00

00:20:53.120 Trim.

00:20:53.740 Okay, that's good.

00:20:54.800 Trim is good.

00:20:55.340 That works.

00:20:55.640 Trim is good.

00:20:56.080 That works.

00:20:56.340 He's an orderly.

00:20:58.140 Okay.

00:20:59.480 Soldier back there, yes or?

00:21:01.220 No, you don't drive stick. 1.00

00:21:02.800 Ah, shit. 1.00

00:21:03.400 Oh. 1.00

00:21:04.340 That's kind of sneak dis.

00:21:06.400 Respectfully, no.

00:21:07.400 Okay.

00:21:07.620 So, I have no idea who you are, so, no.

00:21:12.040 Okay.

00:21:13.240 I don't know yet.

00:21:14.800 Ooh.

00:21:15.720 She's thinking about that one.

00:21:16.780 Yeah.

00:21:17.340 I don't know.

00:21:18.940 No, I would not date you.

00:21:20.120 I'm sorry.

00:21:21.920 No, I feel like you could be my uncle.

00:21:24.620 Ooh.

00:21:24.900 Yeah.

00:21:26.180 Aren't you, like, Filipina or something?

00:21:27.800 I am, but maybe, like, my aunt and my uncle.

00:21:32.060 Well, yeah, you could be married to my aunt. 0.96

00:21:34.060 Is she single?

00:21:35.320 How old is she? 0.98

00:21:36.740 Hook it up.

00:21:38.440 Well, I'm going to have to say, I'm going to have to say no.

00:21:41.520 I'm happily married, and my alpha husband is a sixth degree black belt in jiu-jitsu.

00:21:46.580 So, I think, I'm going to stick with that.

00:21:51.020 I'm a seventh degree black belt in a keto.

00:21:54.420 Ooh.

00:21:55.500 Don't mess with him, guys.

00:21:57.580 All right.

00:21:58.340 Okay.

00:21:58.840 We were relationship status.

00:22:01.880 What about you?

00:22:02.360 I'm single, but I'm talking to someone right now.

00:22:04.540 The tree.

00:22:05.140 Outside of the tree.

00:22:06.140 The tree.

00:22:06.800 Is it the tree?

00:22:07.820 No, I haven't seen him in a while.

00:22:09.280 It's too hot for that.

00:22:11.640 Would you date Desmond back there?

00:22:14.300 Who's Desmond?

00:22:14.740 Who's Desmond?

00:22:15.840 Oh, that guy. 1.00

00:22:16.580 Damn. 1.00

00:22:17.120 Is it because he's black? 1.00

00:22:19.060 No. 0.99

00:22:19.380 Well, actually, I'm trying to hook it, because he told me he only dates black girls. 0.99

00:22:23.860 And he looks like a tree. 0.95

00:22:24.600 So, I'm trying to help him out, because there's not a lot of black girls in Santa Barbara. 0.57

00:22:28.420 You know what I mean?

00:22:29.280 I haven't been around here long enough.

00:22:30.660 Wait.

00:22:30.820 Stand back up.

00:22:32.000 He's six foot seven, 280 pounds of muscle steel, and sex appeal.

00:22:36.340 I'm going to have to decline, dude.

00:22:38.040 You look like my brother. 1.00

00:22:39.020 What the fuck? 1.00

00:22:40.180 Well, she can't date her brother, guys. 1.00

00:22:41.080 Sorry, Desmond.

00:22:41.640 I tried.

00:22:42.200 I tried, Desmond.

00:22:43.180 I'm sorry.

00:22:43.900 I was trying.

00:22:44.540 Okay, so are you actually dating somebody, though?

00:22:48.600 I'm talking to someone, right?

00:22:49.920 Talking to each.

00:22:50.760 It's not serious.

00:22:51.160 All right.

00:22:51.300 How long have you guys been talking?

00:22:53.280 Maybe a week or two.

00:22:54.560 Wait.

00:22:54.780 This is going to bug me.

00:22:56.000 So, I have OCD.

00:22:57.500 Can you center the paper clip?

00:22:59.520 Or what is that?

00:22:59.960 Listen, it's going to keep moving.

00:23:01.380 Can it be centered?

00:23:01.900 So, you're just going to have to deal with it.

00:23:02.880 Because it's, like, too much.

00:23:04.020 It's too much on this side.

00:23:05.220 But it's going to keep moving. 1.00

00:23:06.540 Can you just, like, center that shit? 1.00

00:23:08.140 No, I got it. 1.00

00:23:09.480 Center it.

00:23:10.520 Yes, good.

00:23:11.200 It's going to keep moving.

00:23:12.300 It's okay.

00:23:12.640 So, you're just going to have to deal with it.

00:23:13.680 I'll keep reminding you.

00:23:15.240 He just needs that little dope of me. 0.73

00:23:16.660 Longest relationship?

00:23:19.140 Never.

00:23:19.860 The tree.

00:23:20.600 Never?

00:23:20.980 Yeah.

00:23:21.280 Yeah.

00:23:21.820 Okay.

00:23:22.440 You've been with the tree for a while.

00:23:23.640 No.

00:23:24.300 Okay.

00:23:25.000 All right.

00:23:25.440 What about you?

00:23:25.840 Hey, Brian, real quick, I'm just curious, is your new security guard over there the Mazda

00:23:31.640 chick from the other night?

00:23:32.980 Is that the new security guard, Mazda?

00:23:35.860 Are you jealous you aren't hired?

00:23:38.600 She, yeah, that's the girl from Sunday. 0.50

00:23:42.040 Oh.

00:23:42.920 Yeah, she, yeah.

00:23:45.860 She gave the game away with the you can't drive a stick, Brian.

00:23:49.600 Yeah.

00:23:50.140 Not very mysterious.

00:23:51.760 Anyways, what about you?

00:23:52.900 Hi, so I am 100% single, single, single, single, single, single, single, single.

00:23:59.460 I just got out of a three and a half year relationship like four months ago.

00:24:05.100 Prior to that, my longest relationship was about four and a half years, and that was like

00:24:09.260 my high school sweetheart.

00:24:12.080 I tend to have a lot of long-term relationships.

00:24:14.680 I've had two four-year relationships and then one three and a half year relationship.

00:24:19.620 I'm a long-term relationship girly.

00:24:21.580 Gotcha.

00:24:21.820 And you've been single for how long?

00:24:23.760 Like three and a half months, which is a long time for me.

00:24:28.060 And I, I'm sorry, I missed it.

00:24:29.880 How long was that relationship?

00:24:31.160 My last, three and a half years.

00:24:33.120 Okay.

00:24:33.500 And your longest is 4.5?

00:24:34.940 Yes.

00:24:35.360 Okay, got it.

00:24:36.360 Do you, have you had a rebound?

00:24:38.820 From my, have I had a rebound?

00:24:40.360 The most recent.

00:24:41.660 Yes.

00:24:42.640 Any guys in the picture right now?

00:24:44.140 No.

00:24:44.460 Nothing?

00:24:44.980 Not even?

00:24:45.680 No.

00:24:46.240 Not even?

00:24:46.600 Not even.

00:24:47.080 What about guys at the club?

00:24:48.060 You date them?

00:24:48.740 No.

00:24:49.280 Never?

00:24:49.500 Absolutely not.

00:24:50.320 I, um, I'll play, but I will never take them serious because they're for everyone.

00:24:57.100 Because you don't play where you get paid.

00:24:58.820 They're for the streets?

00:24:59.960 They're for everyone.

00:25:01.220 Like the?

00:25:01.320 In the strip club. 0.57

00:25:02.360 Oh, okay.

00:25:02.860 I mean, for the streets, I feel like they're not going to really mess with like a square

00:25:06.680 girl, but if they're going to be in the club like that often and they're fine and they

00:25:11.320 got money, yeah, they're going to be with every single girl in there. 1.00

00:25:14.400 Okay.

00:25:14.520 So I don't really try to dabble in them.

00:25:15.560 Gotcha.

00:25:16.180 Okay.

00:25:16.860 Uh, going back to you actually really quick, I'm going to add this question.

00:25:20.620 Uh, any guys in the picture right now?

00:25:24.360 No.

00:25:25.540 Nothing?

00:25:26.260 I mean, there's like people that, there's like, you know, honestly, I haven't even hike,

00:25:30.160 like hooked up with anyone in like a while.

00:25:32.020 It's kind of like.

00:25:32.780 What's a while?

00:25:34.860 A good, like six months. 0.99

00:25:37.280 No dick for me. 0.99

00:25:39.300 Okay. 0.98

00:25:39.560 So I'm just basically like fake celibate right now.

00:25:42.020 Pain.

00:25:42.100 Pain.

00:25:43.420 You know?

00:25:44.160 You said your relationship ended six months ago.

00:25:45.980 No, like eight months ago.

00:25:46.940 That was, it was as long as six months, but it ended like last year, like eight months

00:25:51.340 ago.

00:25:51.600 Okay.

00:25:51.900 So you had a rebound.

00:25:53.080 Yeah, I had one.

00:25:53.860 Okay.

00:25:54.140 It was just a little one.

00:25:54.660 No guys in the picture?

00:25:56.380 I mean, there's guys that like, I'm just like busy.

00:25:58.700 There's guys that like, I think are like cool or cute or this and that, but it's just, 1.00

00:26:02.740 especially in LA, it's dating is so fucking trash in LA. 1.00

00:26:05.680 It's like, everyone's busy doing a bunch of shit and you know, everyone has like a baby 1.00

00:26:09.740 mama and three girlfriends and fucking all types of bullshit going on. 1.00

00:26:13.360 They're fucking everybody raw. 1.00

00:26:14.480 So it's just like, you know, rather not. 0.99

00:26:16.900 All right.

00:26:17.720 And have you ever had a roster at any point in your life?

00:26:20.800 A roster?

00:26:21.380 A roster.

00:26:22.160 I always have a roster.

00:26:23.180 Always have.

00:26:23.660 Do you have a roster? 0.99

00:26:24.120 That doesn't mean I'm fucking them. 0.98

00:26:25.320 Well, yeah, but you have a roster right now. 0.99

00:26:26.800 Hell yeah.

00:26:27.320 You got a roster?

00:26:28.120 Okay.

00:26:28.320 So there are guys in the picture.

00:26:29.740 I mean, it's just like a little innocent flirting, a little this and that.

00:26:32.040 How big is the roster right now?

00:26:34.900 You know, it's always probably like a good couple handfuls.

00:26:37.840 It's like.

00:26:38.140 A couple handfuls.

00:26:38.720 Yeah.

00:26:38.860 A couple handfuls.

00:26:38.880 Like 15 to 30?

00:26:40.120 No.

00:26:40.720 A couple dozen?

00:26:41.660 Like two.

00:26:42.280 Well, a couple handfuls.

00:26:42.860 Ten.

00:26:43.600 Ten.

00:26:44.700 Yeah.

00:26:45.180 Handful, handful, couple handfuls.

00:26:47.880 Are we using fingers?

00:26:50.360 Anyways.

00:26:51.140 So, okay.

00:26:52.260 And what's the biggest the roster's ever been?

00:26:55.460 Like of people like, okay, when you say roster though, you mean like people like I'm, it's

00:26:59.180 not like hooking up with just people that it's like things.

00:27:01.680 So it could, it could either be, it could be a roster strictly of people you're hooking

00:27:05.700 up with or you could also view it. 0.97

00:27:07.720 So I'm like a one dick at a time type of person. 0.95

00:27:10.240 One P.P. at a time. 0.98

00:27:12.020 One P.P. at a time.

00:27:12.680 One P.P. at a time.

00:27:14.000 Okay.

00:27:15.540 And, okay.

00:27:17.080 So you've never, there's never been any crossover?

00:27:20.120 No dick crossing?

00:27:22.180 No P.P. crossing? 0.99

00:27:23.880 Maybe like once or twice, but not really.

00:27:26.500 All right.

00:27:27.220 So then just like. 1.00

00:27:28.000 Because like once I like, once we fuck, like we're in love and we go together, you know 0.99

00:27:30.900 what I mean? 1.00

00:27:31.380 The first time?

00:27:31.860 We go together real bad.

00:27:33.040 Yeah.

00:27:33.220 And so as far as the roster goes, if we're just using that term in the sense of just

00:27:39.800 people you're talking to, what's the biggest the roster's ever been?

00:27:43.680 I can't deal with two too much at once.

00:27:45.380 I probably lied about the couple of handfuls, but I don't know, maybe like, maybe realistically

00:27:49.900 more like a handful of just like potential flirting, slowly dating, going, you know, that's

00:27:56.680 about it.

00:27:57.560 It's pretty boring.

00:27:58.260 My life's pretty boring with the dating world.

00:27:59.920 And I'm just curious, what's your ethnicity?

00:28:01.700 I am Irish, Italian, French, Native American.

00:28:05.520 Got it.

00:28:06.140 Okay.

00:28:06.840 Ever had a roster?

00:28:08.540 Me?

00:28:09.680 Yes and no.

00:28:10.440 I have hoes. 1.00

00:28:11.780 You have hoes? 1.00

00:28:12.380 I used to, yes.

00:28:13.780 How many hoes at the most ho-ish, at the most hoes have you hoed? 1.00

00:28:21.700 How many, what's the most amount of hoes you've had? 1.00

00:28:24.540 Ever hoed. 1.00

00:28:25.640 Like six or seven at one point.

00:28:29.000 And like hooking up with or?

00:28:30.260 Not like all at the same time, because it was like during COVID and blah, blah, blah.

00:28:36.120 Right.

00:28:36.160 Okay.

00:28:36.740 Yeah.

00:28:37.260 So six to seven hoes? 1.00

00:28:39.080 Yeah.

00:28:39.820 Okay.

00:28:40.180 Not anymore.

00:28:40.680 So basically one hoe for each day of the week. 1.00

00:28:44.040 I like that.

00:28:45.120 Like almost, yeah.

00:28:46.520 I like that.

00:28:47.000 Like underwear.

00:28:47.880 Like underwear.

00:28:48.900 Roster?

00:28:49.500 They do.

00:28:50.100 I don't currently have a roster.

00:28:52.080 I don't currently have anyone to talk to.

00:28:54.780 It's been about like that for like 30 days.

00:28:56.680 I just, I've been really busy with work and I haven't had time to connect with people.

00:29:00.360 Have I had a roster?

00:29:01.180 Of course.

00:29:02.500 Throughout my entire life, I'm sure.

00:29:04.080 Or at the times I've been single, I've had rosters.

00:29:06.400 Okay.

00:29:06.520 My craziest roster was with like four dudes at one time, but they all knew about each other

00:29:12.020 and I was smashing two of them and they were all paying my bills at the same time.

00:29:15.280 That's a good roster.

00:29:16.020 Wait, one bill for each person?

00:29:19.480 Like one bill that they could handle for their job and how much they were making.

00:29:23.440 Smart girl.

00:29:23.800 Like maybe one guy had like the phone bill, but the other one had rent.

00:29:26.780 So it would just be like what they could afford.

00:29:28.960 Right.

00:29:29.320 And I was smashing both of them, but they knew about it.

00:29:31.600 And I tried to have a threesome so many times, but they literally hated each other for no reason. 0.99

00:29:35.880 I'm like, why can't we all be friends?

00:29:37.240 What?

00:29:38.640 Okay.

00:29:39.280 Wait, can I have you scoot your mic this way just a bit?

00:29:42.740 No, like scoot it over.

00:29:44.380 More, more, more.

00:29:45.300 More, more, more.

00:29:46.340 And then pull it.

00:29:47.360 There we go.

00:29:47.820 Thank you.

00:29:48.100 Thank you.

00:29:48.860 Wait, so okay.

00:29:50.320 Four guys, but only two of them you're hooking up with.

00:29:52.660 The other two at any point in the future in the past, had you hooked up with them or they were just paying bills?

00:29:56.500 One of them I did hook up with like years, like maybe four years prior to this.

00:30:03.500 The other one was just genuinely my friend, but it was very like an emotional connection, talking often and spending a lot of time with each other.

00:30:11.060 But it was just more of a respect thing to not smash for, respect for myself.

00:30:16.020 But so, so two of them you're hooking up with, but they were all, uh, they all knew about each other.

00:30:21.280 Would you categorize them as sugar daddies?

00:30:23.500 No, no.

00:30:24.200 They were all like similar in age.

00:30:26.860 They're really, really cute.

00:30:28.040 Really, really nice.

00:30:28.800 They just couldn't afford me individually.

00:30:30.980 So they kind of all agreed to like, Hey, we're going to take on this.

00:30:34.220 We're going to take, as long as they can just be in my life.

00:30:35.360 Wait, was this like a, was there a group chat?

00:30:37.920 No, there wasn't a group chat.

00:30:39.320 Like there was a council?

00:30:40.220 But we'd be, they were the council.

00:30:41.820 Well, you said they all agreed to cover.

00:30:44.080 Yeah.

00:30:44.240 But like, you mean, wouldn't you say, like, maybe that's the case, but wouldn't it be more so the case that you would just have them pay?

00:30:52.700 Whatever they could, whatever they wanted to, whatever they wanted to.

00:30:56.440 And they were all aware of each other.

00:30:57.460 And they were all aware of each other.

00:30:58.740 We FaceTimed together.

00:30:59.980 Like we would never hang out together as a group, but if I was with one and one would call, I'd be like, Oh, I'm with this person or I'm with this person.

00:31:06.340 Like it was fun.

00:31:07.480 And you mentioned you tried to get a threesome. 0.65

00:31:09.800 I tried to get a threesome with two of them. 1.00

00:31:11.820 Didn't work?

00:31:12.440 It did not work.

00:31:13.160 They ended up becoming like nemesis, like arch enemies. 0.99

00:31:16.000 I was like, damn. 1.00

00:31:16.960 But wait, if you do a threesome with two dudes, you mean like, you'd like fuck them at the same time? 1.00

00:31:20.820 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:22.180 Wait, have you ever had a threesome?

00:31:23.700 Yes, I've had.

00:31:25.160 I've had a lot of threesome.

00:31:26.420 And I don't see how that would.

00:31:27.260 You had with two dudes?

00:31:28.740 Guys and girls. 0.78

00:31:30.140 I've had orgies. 0.69

00:31:31.140 Okay. 0.98

00:31:31.940 You've had a lot.

00:31:32.680 Okay.

00:31:33.380 And so wait, question.

00:31:35.040 So were the guys who weren't sleeping with you, who were paying for your stuff, were they aware that you said they all knew about each other?

00:31:40.920 Yeah, they knew I wasn't going to smash out.

00:31:43.860 There was reasons.

00:31:44.880 There were specific reasons why I wouldn't smash out the other two.

00:31:49.100 Okay.

00:31:49.420 But so, and were these guys you, were the other two guys from the club?

00:31:55.240 Actually, the two guys that I wasn't smashing was, they were from the club.

00:32:00.160 I didn't meet both of them at the club.

00:32:02.360 Okay.

00:32:02.380 Gotcha.

00:32:02.600 And so, but you don't categorize them as sugar daddies.

00:32:05.380 How would you?

00:32:06.260 They're my friends.

00:32:07.140 I know they're like younger.

00:32:08.560 They weren't younger.

00:32:09.760 One wasn't young.

00:32:10.760 One was like.

00:32:11.160 Well, your age, right?

00:32:11.980 You said they were young.

00:32:12.340 One was like about 40.

00:32:13.920 The other three were my age.

00:32:15.960 Okay.

00:32:16.700 So what do you call that?

00:32:17.700 Like a guy who just pays for your stuff?

00:32:19.440 My homie.

00:32:20.080 My bestie.

00:32:21.420 My dude.

00:32:21.980 And have you had a lot of guys throughout your life who've done that sort of thing?

00:32:26.920 They'll just pay your bills, pay for things?

00:32:29.020 Yeah.

00:32:29.620 Okay.

00:32:30.040 How many do you think?

00:32:31.140 I think every single one of them.

00:32:32.400 I think that people come into my life expecting that they're going to do that.

00:32:35.560 They come into your life expecting to pay?

00:32:37.360 Yeah.

00:32:38.180 Huh.

00:32:38.580 Okay.

00:32:39.240 Like 100%.

00:32:40.180 It's the energy of the future.

00:32:41.240 It's what I attract, I feel.

00:32:42.480 So what is the biggest one-time gift?

00:32:47.480 It could either be monetary or.

00:32:49.560 Maroli.

00:32:50.480 How much is that?

00:32:51.640 I think it was 36.

00:32:53.760 It was 36 at the time.

00:32:55.500 Okay.

00:32:55.840 It's real, right?

00:32:56.800 Yeah.

00:32:57.040 You want to check it?

00:32:57.880 I believe you.

00:33:00.560 So 36,000, that was a gift from one of the, was it one of the four guys or some other dude?

00:33:04.600 No, this was another person that I never smashed out, that he was just like so amazing.

00:33:08.980 And yeah, I wanted to take me shopping.

00:33:10.980 What's the most total a guy's spent on you, if you had to estimate?

00:33:20.560 That's hard because it's like in one sitting, over time.

00:33:24.400 Like total.

00:33:25.120 So if you were seeing him for a year, in total.

00:33:29.400 Honestly, probably not that much.

00:33:30.800 I think maybe like 150,000.

00:33:32.940 Not that much, 150,000?

00:33:34.520 Okay.

00:33:35.300 Just something real low guys.

00:33:36.380 That's pretty good.

00:33:37.740 That's the one time?

00:33:38.920 Where do you find these guys?

00:33:40.980 Three and a half years.

00:33:41.920 Okay.

00:33:42.560 And then what was the biggest one time?

00:33:45.400 Oh no, you already said the Rolex.

00:33:46.540 This is the biggest one time thing that I got.

00:33:48.440 Okay.

00:33:48.760 But over time, I think between cash, gifts, and trips, I think maybe 150, 200.

00:33:56.160 I would probably put it there.

00:33:57.440 And then total.

00:33:59.220 So total all the guys, all the gifts, all the money.

00:34:03.360 You think, how much do you think there?

00:34:05.600 Over a mil?

00:34:06.080 Oh my God.

00:34:07.980 That's crazy.

00:34:11.740 If I had my phone, I could probably do some math.

00:34:14.180 But maybe like 800,000 over time, I would say.

00:34:19.060 Okay.

00:34:19.680 And over a span of like, since I started dancing.

00:34:22.720 So I would say from the age of 22 to 30, like around there.

00:34:28.500 Okay.

00:34:29.360 So just shy of a mil. 0.99

00:34:30.260 But that's, but I'm saying like literally like gifts and shit, like gifts and trips 0.99

00:34:34.940 and cash. 0.86

00:34:35.840 And like, I'm talking about all and everything all together, multiple people contributing

00:34:41.420 to this.

00:34:41.980 Like this isn't just one person doing it.

00:34:43.780 I'm talking about like, there's a lot of people contributing to this number.

00:34:47.020 And you wouldn't, you're not counting in that, like the money you make from dancing,

00:34:49.860 right?

00:34:50.200 No.

00:34:50.540 Okay.

00:34:50.880 Not at all.

00:34:51.300 That's like separate.

00:34:52.180 Okay.

00:34:52.560 This is just from, what do you call the, are they called tricks?

00:34:57.180 Is that what they're called?

00:34:58.040 I don't, I don't know my friends.

00:35:00.020 Okay.

00:35:00.560 I don't know.

00:35:01.200 I don't know.

00:35:01.660 Yeah.

00:35:01.920 No, they're tricks.

00:35:02.940 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:03.260 Y'all tricks, bitch. 1.00

00:35:04.460 No, fuck. 1.00

00:35:04.860 You didn't know that? 1.00

00:35:05.460 Okay.

00:35:06.520 Do you have any tricks currently?

00:35:08.260 No, because I was in this freaking relationship for three and a half years and I just came out

00:35:12.140 on the streets. 0.99

00:35:12.760 I'm like three months fresh out this bitch. 1.00

00:35:14.800 Like we'll find some later after the podcast. 0.99

00:35:16.720 Yeah.

00:35:17.320 I'm going to hang out out here.

00:35:18.600 See what I can see.

00:35:19.960 Yeah.

00:35:20.140 A lot of wealthy guys in Santa Barbara, so.

00:35:22.140 Yeah.

00:35:22.540 We're trying to get that.

00:35:23.460 Tell us where to go.

00:35:24.260 You're good to know.

00:35:24.620 There you go.

00:35:25.300 Christina.

00:35:25.660 I was curious, what's the largest amount you've ever spent on a man?

00:35:31.160 Okay.

00:35:31.540 See, this is a good question because I do be blowing.

00:35:34.240 I have to spend money on them if they're not, if they're going to spend money on me,

00:35:37.340 right?

00:35:37.720 Okay.

00:35:37.980 So, the most I've spent on a man, I would probably say like $8,000 on luxury gifts.

00:35:45.660 Like at one time?

00:35:46.520 Yeah.

00:35:46.920 Was it a gift?

00:35:47.720 Yeah.

00:35:47.980 It was multiple gifts.

00:35:49.200 Who's the trick now?

00:35:50.200 So many gifts.

00:35:51.960 Did he appreciate it?

00:35:53.100 Oh my God, yeah.

00:35:54.600 But that was the person that was really taking care of me, so I'm going to take care of him.

00:35:59.580 And I also think that it's important to validate those men that are spending money on us, taking

00:36:05.800 off.

00:36:06.180 Even if you go to dinner and get them a thank you card for that, like that means more than

00:36:10.800 not saying anything, right?

00:36:12.080 So, it's like-

00:36:12.600 It's gracious.

00:36:13.260 It's gracious.

00:36:13.900 It's like validating.

00:36:14.780 And I know on the internet, everyone's like, oh, don't buy men gifts.

00:36:18.160 No, no, no.

00:36:18.960 If this guy's taking care of you and it's his birthday, you better show out.

00:36:22.400 Yeah.

00:36:22.540 If you don't show out for his birthday or for Christmas, that's disrespectful.

00:36:25.840 Also, for Valentine's Day, especially if he's taking care of your finances and maybe your

00:36:31.640 nails or your hair, I would say if he's spending $100 on you, then you spend $20 on him.

00:36:37.680 If he's spending $500 on you, maybe you spend $100 on him, right?

00:36:41.640 It's like a show you appreciate.

00:36:43.960 You appreciate what he's doing, you know what I mean? 0.98

00:36:45.720 My problem is I just spend too much money on them and I don't get shit back. 0.99

00:36:49.540 I'm learning from dead meat over here. 0.98

00:36:51.620 I'll never spend money on somebody who hasn't spent money on me.

00:36:53.980 What you're saying is that when they show up to-

00:36:54.660 Unless they're my girlfriends.

00:36:56.440 To do the deed, you have a cash back program.

00:36:59.000 That's basically what you're saying.

00:36:59.680 What was that?

00:37:01.680 Do you have a cash back program?

00:37:03.880 Yeah.

00:37:04.280 This is their 1% cash back.

00:37:06.320 Yeah.

00:37:06.940 Yeah.

00:37:07.240 You get a 10%.

00:37:08.300 Well, if it's 800, right?

00:37:10.600 Or 100 to 1,000, so it's 10%.

00:37:12.720 So you have a 10% cash back program for your tricks.

00:37:17.140 Pretty much.

00:37:18.340 All right.

00:37:19.200 Yeah.

00:37:19.660 Cool.

00:37:19.860 That sounds like a great deal.

00:37:21.340 I like that.

00:37:21.620 Or one free lap dance.

00:37:24.400 Just one.

00:37:25.800 Relationship status?

00:37:27.400 I am in a relationship.

00:37:29.840 It is my longest relationship currently, almost four years.

00:37:33.660 Wow.

00:37:34.560 Okay.

00:37:34.920 Four years.

00:37:36.520 All right.

00:37:37.240 And if I recall correctly, it's an age gap relationship, correct?

00:37:41.160 Yes.

00:37:41.560 What's the age gap?

00:37:43.640 Well, when we first started dating, I was 20 and he was 34.

00:37:47.680 And now he's about to be 38 and I'm 24.

00:37:50.540 All right.

00:37:51.140 We'll get it.

00:37:51.880 Maybe we'll touch on age gap stuff in a little bit, but all right.

00:37:57.860 How did you guys meet?

00:37:59.800 It's a long story.

00:38:01.560 I sent you the DM.

00:38:03.180 Yeah.

00:38:03.580 Let me just pull it up really quick.

00:38:05.020 Just so I have.

00:38:05.500 I don't know if you want to talk about that story.

00:38:08.520 Well, okay.

00:38:09.160 So we won't go into the details, but you, on the first date, you guys did DMT together.

00:38:15.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:15.320 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:38:16.120 Yeah? 1.00

00:38:16.520 Yeah.

00:38:16.900 Nice.

00:38:17.680 That's always the eye catcher.

00:38:18.920 Was that your first time ever doing DMT or psychedelics?

00:38:23.960 Not my first time with psychedelics.

00:38:26.440 First time DMT?

00:38:28.140 It was, so it was the first time I broke through with DMT.

00:38:32.420 Oh, you saw the machine elves?

00:38:34.160 Did you see the little machine elves?

00:38:35.840 Did you see them?

00:38:36.380 I did not know.

00:38:37.820 I had a different experience than that.

00:38:39.540 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:38:43.760 Okay.

00:38:43.900 And you said that, so you guys tripped, and then something about twin flames?

00:38:51.800 I hate the term because I feel like in our society today, it's so misconstrued and distorted

00:39:00.100 where there's this, I wouldn't say westernized view of what that is.

00:39:04.600 So I see it on a pure soul complex level, spirit level, we're all one consciousness level.

00:39:11.500 A lot of people go into it with astrology and all this mainstream spiritual stuff that

00:39:19.800 I don't align fully with.

00:39:21.960 I do in some ways, I do.

00:39:24.300 But I feel like there's a different or deeper meaning to it than what is portrayed in our

00:39:31.880 society.

00:39:32.180 So basically it's your twin flame.

00:39:33.420 So this is a DMT talk and she's getting all super. 0.91

00:39:35.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:39:37.060 Wait, did you guys hook up on DMT though?

00:39:39.220 No.

00:39:39.680 No?

00:39:39.880 I was just wondering how that crazy that would be.

00:39:41.720 No.

00:39:42.100 We didn't hook up for like a very, like months.

00:39:46.620 All right.

00:39:47.920 And then I think we asked you a question in terms of how you, I don't know if it was your

00:39:51.940 political alignment, you said other slash neutral.

00:39:55.440 I just stuck with neutral.

00:39:57.420 That's...

00:39:57.980 Okay.

00:39:58.440 So you're apolitical or...

00:40:00.100 It was more just to stay neutral in the conversation.

00:40:03.900 All right.

00:40:04.660 And you mentioned telepathy?

00:40:07.320 Yes. 1.00

00:40:08.060 Shit. 1.00

00:40:08.680 What? 1.00

00:40:08.900 Don't look me in the eyes.

00:40:10.660 It's hard to give an example of that.

00:40:12.520 So I mentioned that in there to just like throw it in.

00:40:15.500 The example of it would just be being able to...

00:40:19.900 It sounds so crazy.

00:40:21.440 It's because of the drugs, man.

00:40:22.380 She did DMT. 1.00

00:40:23.120 Now she could fucking see in the brains. 1.00

00:40:24.300 The drugs talking. 1.00

00:40:26.280 I believe it.

00:40:26.900 But with me and him personally, yes, we've had telepathic experiences, like being able

00:40:32.240 to wake each other up through telepathy and...

00:40:35.360 With just him or other people?

00:40:37.200 Just me and him.

00:40:38.120 Okay.

00:40:38.660 Yeah.

00:40:39.160 Because of the DMT?

00:40:40.280 Well, she's talking about the connection between the two of them.

00:40:42.820 Throughout the experience.

00:40:44.300 Like even now, if...

00:40:46.320 Can you telepath right now?

00:40:48.180 I mean...

00:40:48.740 I...

00:40:50.160 No.

00:40:50.740 It's not...

00:40:51.400 It's never like a conscious thought to do that.

00:40:54.440 I mean, it has been in the past, but like not now.

00:40:56.960 You can't control it.

00:40:58.840 I mean, I could if I wanted to in some form or another.

00:41:01.960 I believe that.

00:41:02.880 Sometimes like as a joke, if he's like...

00:41:05.080 So I work in the art studio downstairs because we're both artists.

00:41:08.100 So, and he'll like be sleeping and I'll telepathically wake him up and he'll like come downstairs

00:41:15.160 and I'll be like, I just woke you up.

00:41:16.600 Like, ha ha ha.

00:41:17.840 So you have this amazing gift of telepathy and you're an alarm clock, essentially.

00:41:22.640 I wouldn't say it's a gift.

00:41:24.600 I feel everyone has the ability to be telepathic.

00:41:29.260 We're all spiritual beings having human experience and that ability is not some gift.

00:41:35.580 It's an inherent part of one's being.

00:41:39.200 Have you ever...

00:41:39.680 Telepathy is?

00:41:40.780 Yeah.

00:41:42.180 Have you ever had that connection with someone else?

00:41:44.920 Or just this?

00:41:45.800 Not with...

00:41:46.560 Not in like a relationship form.

00:41:48.620 Ah.

00:41:49.380 No.

00:41:50.400 How many times have you done DMT?

00:41:51.740 Broken through?

00:41:55.500 I'm not sure.

00:41:56.380 Or just like in general.

00:41:57.900 I don't know.

00:41:58.680 What does broken through mean?

00:42:00.440 Like actually...

00:42:01.300 Like she went to the moon.

00:42:02.740 Like...

00:42:03.040 To the moon.

00:42:03.760 Yeah.

00:42:04.080 Like actually experience a trip.

00:42:05.880 I'm a little naive.

00:42:06.940 What is DMT?

00:42:09.540 Dimethyltryptamine.

00:42:10.500 So it's a...

00:42:11.560 Yeah.

00:42:11.860 Basically opening up other parts of your brain that you don't use.

00:42:15.060 Yes.

00:42:15.480 Correct?

00:42:15.760 Liquid?

00:42:16.080 Expanding your awareness.

00:42:17.260 Yeah.

00:42:17.500 Yeah.

00:42:17.780 Exactly.

00:42:18.100 Liquid.

00:42:18.360 That's what I was going to say.

00:42:20.340 So you think that this...

00:42:21.840 You know, you being telepathic, does it stem from the drugs that you've done with like

00:42:26.520 the trippy psychedelic type drugs?

00:42:28.480 Do you think it tapped you into being psychedelic?

00:42:30.500 Or you always felt like since you were younger that you had that kind of, you know?

00:42:34.980 I started doing psychedelics when I was 16 years old.

00:42:41.280 So I'm not sure.

00:42:41.660 So yeah, you're tapped in.

00:42:42.680 She's tapped in.

00:42:43.420 Yeah.

00:42:43.820 I get it.

00:42:44.320 Do you micro-dose?

00:42:46.940 Not currently.

00:42:47.880 I haven't done mushrooms in two years.

00:42:49.860 After my last mushroom trip, I haven't done them.

00:42:53.260 All right.

00:42:53.700 I mean, you can micro-dose with other ones, right?

00:42:57.220 Anyways, moving things on.

00:42:58.720 Just going back to you a little bit.

00:43:01.160 Roster?

00:43:01.780 Did I ask about the roster?

00:43:02.920 I don't have a roster currently.

00:43:04.100 Ever had a roster?

00:43:04.700 I have.

00:43:05.580 How big?

00:43:05.920 We talked about it earlier.

00:43:07.100 Did I?

00:43:07.600 Yeah.

00:43:08.160 Terrible memory.

00:43:09.020 Ever had a roster?

00:43:10.080 I don't believe so.

00:43:11.340 I barely know what that means.

00:43:15.340 Like talking to multiple guys at the same time, dating multiple guys at the same time?

00:43:21.940 No.

00:43:22.800 Orientation?

00:43:25.080 Straight.

00:43:25.900 Okay.

00:43:26.560 What about you?

00:43:28.780 So can we run back to the question again?

00:43:31.340 Yeah.

00:43:31.940 Relationship status?

00:43:33.340 Okay.

00:43:33.600 So currently single.

00:43:36.660 The last time I was in a relationship was like three-ish years ago.

00:43:40.880 So you've been single for three years?

00:43:42.040 Yeah.

00:43:42.700 Longest relationship?

00:43:44.280 I would say like three and a half years.

00:43:46.580 Almost four.

00:43:47.660 All right.

00:43:48.120 Four years.

00:43:49.000 And let's see.

00:43:51.620 So in the three years you've been single, there's been any...

00:43:54.500 Has there been anything shorter term?

00:43:55.740 There has been like friends with benefits.

00:43:58.480 Okay.

00:43:58.840 How many of those?

00:44:00.600 A couple?

00:44:01.540 I would say like three.

00:44:03.380 Three?

00:44:03.960 Okay.

00:44:04.260 Yeah.

00:44:05.100 And what...

00:44:05.900 So in the three years you've been single, what's the longest, I guess, friends with benefits

00:44:09.700 that you've had?

00:44:11.080 So yeah.

00:44:11.680 Usually when that's a situation, it's just that one person.

00:44:15.620 There's not like multiple.

00:44:16.960 So I'll like...

00:44:18.060 It'll be that one person.

00:44:20.800 The longest time with that?

00:44:22.780 Yeah.

00:44:23.240 Probably like six months to a year.

00:44:26.840 Okay.

00:44:26.860 And there's no guys in the picture right now?

00:44:28.660 No.

00:44:29.060 Nothing?

00:44:29.840 No.

00:44:30.060 Not a sneaky link?

00:44:31.440 No.

00:44:32.060 We've currently just moved.

00:44:34.300 So we're like trying to redo the house, renovate the house.

00:44:37.760 I have no time.

00:44:38.880 Okay.

00:44:39.340 With like two jobs and going to school.

00:44:41.380 So no.

00:44:43.220 Okay.

00:44:43.840 I have no time for it.

00:44:44.520 And you two are sisters?

00:44:45.740 Yes.

00:44:47.840 I don't see it.

00:44:48.700 He'll get it one day.

00:44:49.640 I kind of look like my dad a lot.

00:44:52.300 Like they would make jokes when we were younger that like my mom was with the mailman, but my

00:44:56.940 dad is a mailman.

00:44:58.240 True.

00:44:58.860 So it's like a joke.

00:45:00.400 But they were married.

00:45:02.220 It was all that, but I don't know.

00:45:05.200 There's no way.

00:45:06.040 It's the same mom and dad.

00:45:06.420 I'm sorry.

00:45:06.940 You guys are not related.

00:45:08.600 You got to get a DNA test.

00:45:09.960 No.

00:45:10.080 Look at the little details.

00:45:11.420 You got to get a DNA test.

00:45:13.060 You saw our IDs.

00:45:14.500 The way that they talk.

00:45:16.520 You both have what?

00:45:17.400 Our last names are both Basquets on our IDs.

00:45:19.320 You saw it.

00:45:19.820 That doesn't really mean much nowadays.

00:45:21.480 There's so many women that literally will like hook up with somebody else and just act 1.00

00:45:25.100 like it's their dude's fucking baby and like they'll never get a test and you 0.99

00:45:28.540 just never know. 0.99

00:45:29.100 Do you know how many people out here have like that your dad is not really your dad?

00:45:32.660 Yeah.

00:45:32.820 That's crazy.

00:45:33.560 Well, what if this could?

00:45:34.780 Yeah.

00:45:35.720 The thing is, it's, I would say, here's the thing, like with genetics, right?

00:45:39.880 Like you're not going to get an exact amount, right?

00:45:44.040 So you're, you're, I know, I actually, one time I went into an Uber one time and he was

00:45:49.000 like, oh, your last name is Vasquez.

00:45:50.300 Like I have a daughter who looks just like you.

00:45:53.320 And he had, he was like first language Spanish.

00:45:56.780 And he was like, I have a daughter who looks just like you.

00:45:58.300 You know, my wife is like, his wife was like full white, but his other child would look 0.79

00:46:05.980 like, well, like Amanda.

00:46:07.640 So it's not like a new distribution of genes.

00:46:13.040 But it's also a real thing that it could also not be young daddy.

00:46:15.040 Do you guys share the same parents?

00:46:16.340 So you have the same mom and dad?

00:46:17.900 Yes.

00:46:18.580 A hundred percent.

00:46:20.020 We do.

00:46:20.480 So as their cousin, I can verify these two are siblings.

00:46:28.260 Also, she, if you saw my, if you saw my dad and my mom, you could see the resemblances

00:46:32.260 in both of us, like both of them.

00:46:34.080 Okay.

00:46:34.420 All right.

00:46:35.120 Anyways.

00:46:36.000 Okay.

00:46:36.540 He's going to have a hard time with that one.

00:46:37.400 Ever had a roster?

00:46:40.940 Oh, so you mean like a runner up type system?

00:46:45.780 Like dating multiple people at the same time?

00:46:49.060 No.

00:46:49.820 Okay.

00:46:50.480 Not in like a, you mean like a friends with benefits type thing.

00:46:55.200 Not like cheating, right?

00:46:58.160 Like, I don't know what the question is.

00:46:59.720 I don't think we really call it like a roster.

00:47:01.260 Like, I can't remember the word, but like, I don't think we call it a roster.

00:47:04.920 If you mean like a, like a, like a bench system, like on the bench.

00:47:09.260 I would say yes.

00:47:10.580 I think like everyone kind of does.

00:47:12.100 You got some contacts in your techs.

00:47:12.940 I would say like your potentials.

00:47:14.900 One sec, go ahead.

00:47:16.260 I would say, yeah, there's like potentials.

00:47:18.220 There could be potentials, but.

00:47:19.820 Not like, not like actively like messing physically, intimately with like multiple people.

00:47:25.780 Sure.

00:47:25.900 Maybe talking to, you know.

00:47:27.380 Okay.

00:47:27.720 What about you?

00:47:28.980 I'm currently single.

00:47:30.440 Okay.

00:47:30.740 And for the last 10 years, I've been living on an island in the middle of the Pacific, doing my dolphin research.

00:47:37.200 There's not a lot of, I guess, potential people.

00:47:40.200 Which, which island?

00:47:41.520 Channel Islands?

00:47:42.260 Maui.

00:47:43.320 Oh.

00:47:43.860 Hawaii.

00:47:44.420 I used to live in Hawaii.

00:47:44.900 Wait, there's not, not a lot of people.

00:47:46.620 Well, they're coming there.

00:47:48.060 I don't mess around with married men. 0.51

00:47:49.820 Isn't the population like 100,000?

00:47:51.960 I thought it was pretty bad.

00:47:53.160 I don't know.

00:47:54.060 Yeah.

00:47:54.680 I haven't dated for a long time.

00:47:56.640 She might marry a dolphin.

00:47:57.780 Yeah, that's true.

00:47:59.140 I've been like, yeah, celibate for a long time.

00:48:01.340 How long have you been celibate for?

00:48:02.320 It's a kid you don't need a man. 0.98

00:48:03.540 Almost nine years. 1.00

00:48:05.100 Damn. 1.00

00:48:05.560 But do you like masturbate? 1.00

00:48:08.100 She was not ready for that one. 0.99

00:48:09.960 Exercise.

00:48:11.320 Sexercise.

00:48:12.100 Yeah, I exercise.

00:48:12.860 She's exerciser. 1.00

00:48:13.780 Do you find dolphins physically attractive?

00:48:16.840 Well, they're my family, but I don't.

00:48:18.600 Somebody give this lady a dolphin vibrator. 1.00

00:48:20.180 That's what you need.

00:48:21.020 A dolphin vibrator.

00:48:22.660 That would be a great gift.

00:48:23.420 Actually, yeah.

00:48:24.100 Does somebody watching want to send her a little dolphin gift, maybe?

00:48:27.580 We're going to set that up.

00:48:28.400 I have a podcast coming out, too.

00:48:29.620 It's called The Playroom.

00:48:30.380 We're going to get you on there and get your dolphin.

00:48:31.480 It's kind of like, what was that one show with the, let's see.

00:48:36.280 It was the one with, I can't even think of it.

00:48:40.240 And the older women that made the vibrators for the elderly community. 1.00

00:48:45.300 Oh, I don't know what that is.

00:48:46.920 Oh, it's so funny.

00:48:48.880 Wait, so longest relationship you've ever been in?

00:48:51.320 Three years.

00:48:52.040 Three years.

00:48:52.260 With an Aussie. 1.00

00:48:53.240 With an Aussie. 1.00

00:48:53.580 Because I used to live in Australia.

00:48:54.900 Okay.

00:48:55.320 And any kids ever married?

00:48:57.540 No.

00:48:57.940 No kids?

00:48:59.460 Just married in my animal work.

00:49:01.560 Okay.

00:49:03.680 And are you doing your work through, like, an organization, or is this just your own thing?

00:49:09.040 Um, independent research.

00:49:10.600 I am a member of the Explorer Club.

00:49:13.060 So, you get nominated into it.

00:49:14.720 Okay.

00:49:14.860 Like Jane Goodall or Sylvia Earle or, um, but it's been independent and I've been doing it

00:49:19.820 since I was 14.

00:49:21.660 So, you're not, um, you're not a scientist?

00:49:24.840 I study marine biology and art.

00:49:26.920 So, I combine the arts with science because that's the only way you can figure scientific

00:49:33.280 equations out.

00:49:34.180 Like, there's a science behind telepathy.

00:49:36.800 That's why military does undercover stuff.

00:49:40.740 Yeah, I mean, that's true, but the military itself, after it declassified its documentation

00:49:46.860 on its telepathic programs, said that it was bunk, that it didn't work.

00:49:51.960 Well, they're lying.

00:49:52.500 CIA declassified thousands of programs on this, especially during the Cold War.

00:49:56.180 It didn't work.

00:49:56.860 They're lying.

00:49:57.720 Well, yeah.

00:49:58.000 Because that's how, like, located...

00:49:58.800 And your evidence that they're lying is what?

00:50:01.120 That you made it up?

00:50:01.920 I mean, what's your actual evidence that they're lying?

00:50:04.980 Because there's a lot of evidence about how they actually did locating through...

00:50:10.280 There's lots of programs that haven't been talked about.

00:50:13.120 Like, there's a mammal program that is top secret, and I've been friends with people who

00:50:19.340 worked on different...

00:50:21.120 Wait, there's a...

00:50:21.760 So, is there a government dolphin program?

00:50:24.340 It's called Mammals.

00:50:25.340 Is it top secret, or...?

00:50:26.780 Um...

00:50:27.680 Well, not...

00:50:28.460 I mean, you're talking about it.

00:50:29.200 Not really, because I'm talking about it, but there's people who have worked on black

00:50:33.740 op crews and in the military, because I've lived a long time...

00:50:39.200 Well, I mean, that's true.

00:50:40.060 Dolphins have been used in warfare for a long time, and in the idea of using animals in warfare

00:50:45.260 is one of the oldest methods of warfare.

00:50:47.180 So, there's no doubt that animals are going to be included in research in warfare.

00:50:50.580 There's just, like, there's no doubt that that's true.

00:50:52.240 Okay, so, did you see the movie Staring at Goats?

00:50:55.740 The Men Who Stare at Goats?

00:50:57.380 Yeah.

00:50:58.180 Yeah, where they were clearly making fun of these guys who had absolutely no psychic abilities

00:51:02.340 whatsoever, but were gaslit by the military into believing that they did.

00:51:06.420 Well, there's other...

00:51:08.180 I've experienced situations that I've...

00:51:12.860 I guess I know that it's true.

00:51:15.180 So, I don't need to prove myself.

00:51:17.400 I haven't...

00:51:18.760 Have you ever heard of a man named the Amazing Randy?

00:51:23.400 No.

00:51:24.620 The Amazing Randy was a magician, very, very skilled magician, and what he did was he went

00:51:29.920 around and he disproved psychic frauds.

00:51:31.980 That's what his entire mission in life was.

00:51:34.080 Because he was such a skilled magician, he was able to see when people were making things

00:51:37.680 up, when they weren't.

00:51:38.860 So, he issued the $1 million foundation, or the $1 million prize from his foundation for

00:51:44.780 anybody who could actually demonstrate any sort of psychic ability whatsoever.

00:51:48.640 Can you guess how many have been able to successfully do that?

00:51:52.560 Probably one?

00:51:54.380 Two.

00:51:54.580 Zero.

00:51:55.560 Zero.

00:51:56.180 Not one.

00:51:57.240 Not two.

00:51:57.600 All the applicants, has anybody ever been able to demonstrate, even a little bit, not even

00:52:03.480 with a shred of evidence that they have any type of extrasensory perception or psychic

00:52:08.060 abilities?

00:52:08.780 You mean ESP?

00:52:10.800 Yeah, extrasensory perception.

00:52:12.280 That's correct.

00:52:12.660 So, there was an article written about me in 1997 with the reporter coming down to the

00:52:21.620 ocean and said, can you call on the dolphins?

00:52:23.680 And I said, yeah.

00:52:24.240 What's the author's name?

00:52:26.880 Well, it was when the Santa Barbara News Press was still alive.

00:52:30.280 Do you know what the title is of the article?

00:52:32.320 Barry was the reporter.

00:52:34.700 Barry with an E or an A.

00:52:36.620 Barry?

00:52:37.960 Barry.

00:52:38.740 Yeah.

00:52:38.980 And I forget his last name, but he came down to the beach.

00:52:41.960 It was off of Padera Lane.

00:52:45.340 And he said, can you call on the dolphins?

00:52:47.720 And I said, I'll try.

00:52:48.640 It's a request that I'll put out.

00:52:50.380 And I said, it takes 10 to 15 minutes for them to appear.

00:52:54.220 And so, I put the request out, 10 to 15 minutes.

00:52:57.180 A whole group of dolphins came.

00:52:58.680 And I went into the water to swim with them.

00:53:00.660 So, then an article came out in the newspaper.

00:53:03.840 But before I spoke with him, I never used to share the telepathic talking with animals stories with anyone.

00:53:12.100 But this was in the 90s, right?

00:53:14.340 And I had come back from Australia.

00:53:16.280 And then he came up.

00:53:18.080 I used to work for the Dream Foundation.

00:53:20.200 I don't know if you are familiar with it.

00:53:22.120 But it's like Make-A-Wish except adults that have less than two years.

00:53:26.140 So, he came up to me and said, what was your life like in Australia and New Zealand?

00:53:30.260 And I said, oh, I used to interact and swim with dolphins, wild dolphins every day, and talk with animals.

00:53:36.080 And I thought everyone talked with animals.

00:53:38.200 And then, so, he asked me, let's go down to the beach and see if you can do it.

00:53:42.220 So, then a newspaper article came out on it.

00:53:45.460 Well, you can understand, though, that out of all of the possible explanations,

00:53:50.420 like perhaps you knew the time that these dolphins generally came out,

00:53:53.880 perhaps there was all sorts of other reasons why this could have occurred.

00:53:58.220 The one that we're supposed to default to is that you were sending telepathic messages into their brains,

00:54:03.380 and so they knew to come to you, right?

00:54:05.180 That's, like, you can understand why people would be highly skeptical of that, right?

00:54:09.000 Well, people are just skeptical because they're afraid to believe.

00:54:13.180 I mean, overall, people just want to be skeptics because if they believed,

00:54:16.940 then the world would be a magical place.

00:54:19.060 Well, if people believed in things without evidence, the world would be a terrible place, wouldn't it?

00:54:23.040 What if everyone did DMT, though?

00:54:26.260 What about Allegory of the Cave?

00:54:27.400 Do you think that makes a difference?

00:54:29.600 What about what?

00:54:30.480 The Allegory of the Cave.

00:54:32.080 Yeah, what about the Allegory of the Cave?

00:54:33.740 Well, when he went out and saw the world and brought it back to everyone else,

00:54:37.900 he was murdered because they didn't believe him.

00:54:40.220 And they said, no, that can't be.

00:54:42.220 So, he was murdered because of that.

00:54:45.020 Yeah, that's true.

00:54:46.200 Exactly.

00:54:46.640 I don't understand how that plays into your point.

00:54:50.260 Because she's talking about, I think, how you were, like, basing your lack of belief in her.

00:55:00.080 Well, it's just like faith.

00:55:02.200 Faith is not on evidence.

00:55:07.120 Faith is something that's, you know, we're governed by invisible energies.

00:55:11.220 If we just talk science for a moment, we're dealing with gravities.

00:55:15.260 We sit on these chairs and not floating around because we're affected by an invisible energy.

00:55:20.640 Yeah, but that's not because you have faith in gravity.

00:55:23.220 But I'm saying that's not what she's talking about.

00:55:25.080 But if you had faith in gravity or you did not have, hang on, let me ask you this.

00:55:27.060 If you had zero faith in gravity, would you still be in that chair?

00:55:31.740 It's not.

00:55:32.620 Faith isn't part of a science method.

00:55:36.720 Just like telepathy.

00:55:38.140 I don't have to have faith.

00:55:39.420 No, faith is a part of the scientific method.

00:55:42.380 Absolutely.

00:55:42.780 It's a constructed method.

00:55:44.720 You have to have faith that it works.

00:55:46.620 That is true.

00:55:48.020 You don't know until you've actually discovered something that it's actually real.

00:55:52.100 Because I'm kind of a doubting Thomas.

00:55:54.400 So until these circumstances happen, like me going to the zoo and asking the snow leopard, like, how are you doing?

00:56:02.080 And she said, well, that's a silly question.

00:56:03.840 How do you think I'm doing?

00:56:04.860 I'm bored, lonely, and I miss companionship.

00:56:06.780 Yeah, but you realize that there could be, there's an easy way that you could demonstrate this that comes to my head instantly.

00:56:12.780 Like, the easiest way in the world would be to go to a veterinarian's office and not have any of the animals diagnosed and ask the animal where it hurts.

00:56:22.160 And when the animal told you where it hurt, you could then tell the doctor they could run a series of tests and discover very quickly whether or not you were on point with the pain, right?

00:56:30.680 I've already done that with animals.

00:56:31.200 Well, it seems like it would be a very, very easy way to demonstrate this ability.

00:56:33.820 And I've already done that with animals.

00:56:35.660 Right before they died, when they've been sick.

00:56:38.460 So talking to an animal right before they die is very interesting because they tell me things that I wouldn't know, but the parent of the animal knows.

00:56:48.860 So if a little dog holding on for dear life says, I don't like your boyfriend, and then when I say to the woman, he's not going to leave until I tell you he doesn't like your boyfriend, then she starts crying.

00:57:01.160 And then you deserve better than that.

00:57:03.000 Then all of a sudden he shows me red Chinese pillows. 0.84

00:57:05.500 That sounds batshit crazy.

00:57:07.340 Yeah, I don't know about red Chinese pillows. 0.96

00:57:09.080 Your dog doesn't like your boyfriend.

00:57:10.640 Let me pose the challenge to you, right?

00:57:14.560 Because I want to believe, right?

00:57:16.280 I'm like Fox Mulder, right?

00:57:17.520 I want to believe.

00:57:18.520 Okay.

00:57:18.960 I am willing to fund.

00:57:20.800 I will call around and find a veterinarian.

00:57:22.980 I will bring you down to the veterinarian's office and have you talk to the animals and diagnose where their pain is with whatever their deficiency is.

00:57:31.460 The veterinarian will know what the problems are, but you won't.

00:57:34.000 What do you think your success rate will be?

00:57:35.560 It really depends on the animal, because I never impose myself on an animal.

00:57:41.920 I always ask for permission to talk, because some animals are private, just like people are, and some, most animals know what's going on with them.

00:57:50.920 Like when I talked with a cat, and their human parents thought, all the doctors told him the cat was dying, and when I went to go talk to him, he basically said, I have a really bad stomach ache.

00:58:02.560 If you stop giving me the drugs, I'll get better, but I do like the new cat food.

00:58:07.580 And then I asked him some other questions that his parents, he ended up living a couple years after that.

00:58:13.780 So I started talking to animals in Santa Barbara before I went on to different countries in the 90s.

00:58:20.580 And I did it out of necessity when humans have used all possible measures to try to find out what's going on with their animal, and then they'd say, well, we don't believe you can talk to him.

00:58:34.540 Let me try it a different way.

00:58:35.680 Let me try it a different way.

00:58:36.640 Let me maybe do a different angle here.

00:58:38.880 I am very skeptical of your Dr. Doolittle-like skills when it comes to talking with animals, okay?

00:58:46.300 I'm just going to be blunt and honest with you.

00:58:48.360 What could you do that could demonstrate for me somebody who has a high degree of skepticism, that's true,

00:58:56.100 but is very open-minded to the fact that there is a possibility for things like telepathy, extrasensory perception.

00:59:03.840 Like I said, I want to believe.

00:59:05.040 How would you demonstrate to me that that's real, that you can actually telepathically speak to animals?

00:59:12.580 Could I add something very fast?

00:59:14.860 Hang on, hang on.

00:59:15.460 Let her answer the question very quickly.

00:59:16.980 So I'm not going to answer that specific question.

00:59:19.040 No, no, no.

00:59:19.360 Let her answer real quick the question I asked her.

00:59:21.800 You mean dove?

00:59:25.420 I'm actually working on submitting something that's a proposal to prove it in a movie.

00:59:34.180 So with a captive orca, I'm working on a proposal to actually go there undercover and communicate, ask her questions,

00:59:42.780 and then do investigative journalism and actually film it, showing, because most of the time I've talked to animals,

00:59:49.100 I haven't had a camera person there filming me, right?

00:59:53.720 That seems awful convenient, right?

00:59:56.000 What do you mean awful convenient?

00:59:57.440 Well, I mean, it seems that if you had been talking to animals for many, many, many years of your life,

01:00:02.560 that wanting to show people the skill and having it well documented would be something that would be a top priority, wouldn't it?

01:00:08.800 No, because for many years I was shy, and I didn't, I just thought every, I assumed everyone could talk with animals like I did.

01:00:17.900 So I didn't know that people couldn't.

01:00:20.520 I do have to move things on, Andrew.

01:00:21.840 Well, I do have to ask this one last question.

01:00:24.040 Final thing.

01:00:24.480 How did you come to the assumption that other people could talk?

01:00:28.060 I mean, surely you talk to other human beings, and I mean, any time that you may have mentioned this insane skill of being able,

01:00:37.540 like, I mean, from their perspective, it would be an incredible, an insane skill that you could talk to animals.

01:00:42.380 If you just mention it to them, surely everybody you have ever spoken to about this has told you that they cannot talk to animals, right?

01:00:50.440 No.

01:00:51.500 That's not true.

01:00:52.800 Like, I teach a class online, and someone who took my class last month went to the beach.

01:00:58.740 Speaking of, we can pull up your, it's your, you have a website, right?

01:01:03.220 We can pull it up.

01:01:04.060 It's, yeah?

01:01:04.840 Dolphingirl.org.

01:01:05.900 Okay.

01:01:06.420 Yeah.

01:01:06.800 How much is the, how much is the class?

01:01:08.540 If I, like, if I wanted to take a class so I could learn this skill, how much would I pay for that?

01:01:12.040 $50, two hours.

01:01:13.740 $50, okay.

01:01:14.940 Okay.

01:01:15.380 How much would it cost to, like, have you come with me somewhere?

01:01:19.060 I want an octopus.

01:01:20.200 I want to see an octopus, so.

01:01:22.500 We can talk about that later, because let's talk, like, that one person said.

01:01:26.620 Tell me about my dead family member pets later.

01:01:28.340 Because everyone wants to talk about dating, and dating is, you're using all the animal skills.

01:01:34.900 We're using animal sense when we interact with humans, because we're sensing them,

01:01:40.980 we're deciding whether or not we like them, we're watching body, you know, we're doing

01:01:45.240 all the things that animals do in the wild.

01:01:48.820 So, it's kind of, I mean, that's the beautiful thing about humans.

01:01:52.160 Have you ever thought, though, at one time, like, maybe I'm just having a conversation with

01:01:55.700 myself, but it sounds dope.

01:01:57.380 I wish that this dog was saying this to me, but it's really like a fantasy in your head.

01:02:01.520 Have you ever came to that realization ever?

01:02:03.780 No, because I tested that.

01:02:07.200 Morgan Sump gives a wink donated $200.

01:02:10.220 Morgan is major babe status.

01:02:12.640 Ten tenths.

01:02:13.980 Would wife.

01:02:15.060 Would let her ride my face to Timbuk, too. 1.00

01:02:17.920 I would drag my balls through 1,000 miles of broken glass shards just to hear her fucking 1.00

01:02:23.440 walkie-talkie. 1.00

01:02:24.500 Morgan, I'm so sorry.

01:02:25.600 Morgan.

01:02:26.600 He said, Morgan Sump, give us a wink. 0.85

01:02:29.380 Do you want to wink into that?

01:02:31.780 She's like, double blink. 0.88

01:02:33.780 Oh, that was good.

01:02:35.020 Okay.

01:02:36.180 Morgan Sump gives a wink donated $200.

01:02:39.080 Sorry, I got triggered twice.

01:02:41.640 Okay.

01:02:42.240 Awkward.

01:02:42.360 Well, that's nice.

01:02:43.120 You have a fan.

01:02:44.020 There you go.

01:02:45.200 Okay, cool.

01:02:46.520 Here, pull up the website really quick, then I've got to move things on.

01:02:49.920 So, you, pet talks. 0.98

01:02:52.900 Talk with your pets.

01:02:54.480 So, it's not just dolphins you can communicate with.

01:02:56.980 Is that a lynx?

01:02:58.680 Do you have a lynx?

01:02:59.300 Is that a, make it bigger, Nick?

01:03:01.700 That's a lion head bunny.

01:03:03.780 I was going to bring her tonight.

01:03:04.960 No, the black one? 0.99

01:03:06.180 Oh, that is a cat that I met in Hawaii.

01:03:09.200 Oh, it looked, okay.

01:03:09.660 I see.

01:03:11.040 So, you can, are there any animals that are precluded from talking to?

01:03:15.880 Like, some, you just can't get through to them.

01:03:17.980 There's a falcon, like, in New Zealand, two wild falcons.

01:03:20.300 No, but has there ever been an animal you, like, honey badgers, you just can't get through

01:03:24.140 to them.

01:03:24.540 She didn't get through a wall because she's, like, a crab. 0.79

01:03:26.360 She's talking to a wall right here.

01:03:28.300 Well, I haven't, to me, it's, like, always the first time.

01:03:31.940 I, I kind of doubt it until it happens.

01:03:33.840 Wait, question.

01:03:34.660 If there was a lion or a tiger that was inclined to attack you, could you, like, stop it with

01:03:41.840 your skills?

01:03:44.240 Like, hopefully.

01:03:45.220 No, but, like, could you talk to it and be, like, I'm, yo, I'm a homer.

01:03:48.300 I did that with a shark when I was in the water with a shark and some dolphins. 0.99

01:03:53.220 And you told the shark, you're, like, chill the fuck out, bro.

01:03:54.760 I said, that's close enough. 0.78

01:03:56.400 And so, the shark just came towards me and then veered right when I said, that's close

01:04:01.000 enough.

01:04:01.260 So, now you have to ask her about the bear or the man.

01:04:04.920 It also senses energy.

01:04:06.940 Like, we sense energy.

01:04:08.060 It's a good segue.

01:04:09.200 Last question.

01:04:10.480 Do you use any tools for the job?

01:04:12.380 Do you have, like, focusing crystals, wands, anything like that that you use?

01:04:16.660 We're already built.

01:04:17.320 Which is the telepathy?

01:04:18.300 She has a dolphin.

01:04:19.200 We're already built to be able to communicate.

01:04:21.340 Everyone is built.

01:04:23.400 Scientifically, we're all built with our DNA and our cells because the 70 trillion cells

01:04:29.780 that each of our cell memories have have water around them.

01:04:32.920 And we communicate through water.

01:04:34.600 Water.

01:04:36.220 Okay.

01:04:36.900 Let's go back to the website really quick.

01:04:40.880 Now, go.

01:04:41.580 Andrew's going to love this one.

01:04:42.900 Go.

01:04:43.280 Scroll up to the top.

01:04:45.780 You're an ordained minister.

01:04:47.300 Click that, Nick.

01:04:48.300 Oh, my God.

01:04:50.320 I see special weddings, ceremonies, blessings, funerals, healings, celebrations, and events.

01:04:54.300 So, I take a lot of photos with my phone.

01:04:56.640 So, I took that photo of that dove with my phone.

01:04:58.520 Hold on.

01:04:58.860 Let me just make sure there's nothing.

01:05:00.780 It looks professional. 1.00

01:05:01.960 To us on this shit. 1.00

01:05:03.340 Hold on. 1.00

01:05:03.540 Where did you get ordained as a minister, if you don't mind me asking?

01:05:09.260 Through a website because someone wanted to get married.

01:05:12.200 So, this couple.

01:05:14.300 I think it's pretty easy to get ordained, though.

01:05:16.180 Yeah.

01:05:16.400 It's just $25.

01:05:17.260 I could do it right now, probably.

01:05:18.820 I'll marry all of you guys.

01:05:20.300 A lot of people can be ordained.

01:05:21.900 So, you don't actually consider yourself, then, like a serious Christian, I would guess?

01:05:27.000 I am a serious Christian.

01:05:29.040 And St. Francis used to talk to animals.

01:05:31.860 So, it's like, to me, to me, it's not scarce.

01:05:34.860 Well, I mean, do serious Christians allow female ministers? 0.99

01:05:38.280 I mean, is that allowed in Christianity?

01:05:40.180 Who even cares if it's all?

01:05:41.520 I'm not through churches.

01:05:43.580 To me, like St. Francis said, preach the gospel at all times.

01:05:48.140 If necessary, use words.

01:05:49.660 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:05:51.320 Somebody said something?

01:05:54.100 Who even cares?

01:05:55.220 Go ahead.

01:05:56.140 Oh.

01:05:58.180 Sorry.

01:05:58.540 You were saying, like, are you even, like, do they even allow, like, women to be ministers?

01:06:02.560 Like, who even cares?

01:06:03.500 Like, she can be a minister if she wants. 0.88

01:06:05.220 Like, let her be a minister. 1.00

01:06:06.220 Like, she's not old Christian, like, following by the old books.

01:06:11.580 And there's lots of churches.

01:06:13.260 Thank you.

01:06:13.780 Oh, you know, you're totally right.

01:06:15.860 Let's just let, you know what?

01:06:16.880 We should just let people be doctors because they just want to be doctors.

01:06:19.680 There should be no qualifications or criteria whatsoever.

01:06:21.960 Dude, that is taking it too far.

01:06:23.260 In fact, that's what I'm going to do.

01:06:24.160 Hey, where did you get your medical degree?

01:06:25.820 Oh, I got it from a Cracker Jack box. 0.54

01:06:27.280 Oh, would you do brain surgery on me?

01:06:28.940 That would be fantastic.

01:06:30.140 You're totally right.

01:06:30.460 I got into my apartment on fake paperwork.

01:06:34.220 Anyone can make a document online and say it's real.

01:06:36.840 Anyways, I got to move this along.

01:06:38.760 But she also said that she was doing it to perform weddings, which I think is a very nice

01:06:45.840 thing to do.

01:06:47.020 I went to seminary school.

01:06:48.520 I have two master's degrees from Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary.

01:06:51.840 So I was not a theology student, but I have a marriage and family counseling and religious

01:06:58.960 education.

01:07:00.340 Are you also consider yourself a minister?

01:07:02.840 I'm not.

01:07:03.720 I'm not in the clergy.

01:07:05.320 I don't work in the ministry.

01:07:08.640 I worked for over 12 years in the public school system.

01:07:12.440 So I was a public servant, if you will, and mostly with disadvantaged youth, at-risk youth.

01:07:19.080 Some schools had heavy gang activity.

01:07:22.320 One school I worked at, high schools, one school I worked at had over 90% of the kids

01:07:27.680 on free and reduced lunches.

01:07:29.320 And they were really hungry.

01:07:30.860 Well, just real quick as a follow-up.

01:07:32.620 Do you think that it's okay if women are in the clergy? 0.99

01:07:37.000 Well, you know, let me just say, so one thing that I considered my time working in the school

01:07:44.520 system to be was like ministry work, because it's such a ministry working with all these

01:07:53.000 kids that have all these special needs and homeless kids and things like that.

01:07:58.520 So it was a continual social work type of position.

01:08:02.060 But to answer your question, Andrew, I feel like, you know, it just depends on the type

01:08:07.980 of denomination someone's affiliated with, some of the different denominations, Protestant

01:08:13.860 and whatever.

01:08:14.660 Yeah, no, no, no.

01:08:15.380 Well, hang on.

01:08:15.940 I understand that different denominations are going to have different criteria.

01:08:19.260 So I'm asking you this specific question.

01:08:21.200 Oh, me specifically.

01:08:21.720 Do you specifically believe that it's okay for women to be clergy?

01:08:25.640 Oh, well, it depends on the role, because what the Bible says is that...

01:08:30.460 Ministers.

01:08:31.180 Can they be ministers?

01:08:32.280 Well, that depends on the role, because what the Bible says is that they shouldn't teach

01:08:36.300 men.

01:08:37.200 So if they were a minister to other women, then that would be allowed based on the scriptures.

01:08:44.280 And they could be a minister to you.

01:08:46.020 Do you think women should be priests? 1.00

01:08:48.320 I am not a Catholic, and I don't believe in the papal system, personally.

01:08:58.520 So I'm not going to speak to that.

01:08:59.480 Yeah, neither do I.

01:09:00.460 But I'm just curious, right?

01:09:03.080 Because the extension would still be there, whether or not you believed in their faith

01:09:07.580 or not.

01:09:07.940 You would still say that anybody who was preaching Christianity who was a woman should 1.00

01:09:12.360 not be a priest or a minister or somebody who had authority.

01:09:16.300 Right.

01:09:16.600 So just that particular job title, you know, that's what I was taking exception to.

01:09:23.100 But like I said, the scriptures are clear that they say females should be teachers to other 0.97

01:09:29.680 females and to the children. 0.99

01:09:31.080 But in the scriptures, it says specifically not to have the woman in that type of a role, teaching

01:09:39.740 the men or the congregation as a whole.

01:09:42.480 So then they shouldn't be ministers.

01:09:45.700 Right.

01:09:46.220 She's performing weddings.

01:09:49.120 She's not leading a congregation.

01:09:50.740 Oh, I mean, so wait.

01:09:51.680 With the authority invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife?

01:09:56.160 By the state of Hawaii or what have you.

01:09:58.800 In Texas.

01:09:59.040 Yeah, no, you're also, no, no, no, no, no.

01:10:00.840 You can give the authority invested in you regardless of the state and marry a person, 0.75

01:10:04.600 external state authority.

01:10:06.240 That's a Christian way.

01:10:07.540 Would you consider two Christians who got married absent the state to not be married?

01:10:12.040 What is happening?

01:10:13.320 No, no, I don't.

01:10:14.840 If they were married, legally married or in a spiritual entity that married them, then,

01:10:24.580 I mean, that's a marriage, right?

01:10:26.620 Yeah, then you're giving a woman authority over a man. 0.98

01:10:31.060 Then you are giving a woman authority over a man. 0.98

01:10:33.260 Hold on, stop, stop.

01:10:36.920 Do you have an issue with this?

01:10:38.300 No, not the conversation.

01:10:39.580 I have an issue with how you addressed her and asking her to stop.

01:10:42.400 Yeah, so we gave you pretty clear pre-show instructions for you guys not to be having

01:10:45.660 a sidebar.

01:10:46.580 It's disrespectful to her for you guys to be talking while she's talking.

01:10:50.320 It's disrespectful to Andrew. 1.00

01:10:52.060 I need to nip that sort of shit in the butt. 1.00

01:10:55.400 So I don't need further attitude. 1.00

01:10:57.360 You guys were clearly in the wrong by doing a sidebar.

01:10:59.500 I told you to stop.

01:11:00.520 I had to be stern because you were already given instructions not to.

01:11:03.900 I don't need the attitude with the eye rolling, okay?

01:11:06.560 That's fair.

01:11:07.620 Right.

01:11:08.400 Okay, cool.

01:11:09.080 Go ahead.

01:11:09.660 If you listen back, you'll hear on our end and on the audience's end, everything that

01:11:15.300 goes through the mics becomes garbled if multiple people are talking through them at the same

01:11:18.760 time.

01:11:19.060 So I personally don't have any issues with her performing weddings.

01:11:25.400 She's not saying she leads a church congregation and gives sermons and things like that.

01:11:32.120 And there are civil services.

01:11:34.820 People get ordained to perform for their friend or a relative.

01:11:39.400 And I don't have any issues with that.

01:11:43.620 So then by your reasoning, you don't have any problem with a woman having authority over

01:11:50.520 a man, right?

01:11:53.880 I don't have any trouble with her performing a wedding service for people that are asking

01:11:59.460 her to perform it.

01:12:00.980 That doesn't actually answer my question, though.

01:12:03.580 That's a diversion from the question.

01:12:05.340 I'm asking specifically about the authority over a man.

01:12:08.880 In this particular case, if you're marrying two people, one of them is going to be a man,

01:12:12.500 right?

01:12:14.300 Yes, one would assume.

01:12:15.440 And you're going to be an authority over that, right?

01:12:17.100 One may assume that.

01:12:18.280 There are people that perform weddings for same-sex couples and things like that as well.

01:12:25.460 I mean, do you think that's okay, too, in your purview, your Christian purview?

01:12:30.240 Is that also all right?

01:12:31.680 Well, I don't think it's our place to judge people.

01:12:35.600 If people want to come together and they want someone to do a ceremony for them, whether

01:12:40.320 it be feet washing or, like, I've been doing the healing arts for lots of years.

01:12:46.340 And I consider my ministry of talking with animals to help humans a ministry.

01:12:51.840 Wait, it's a ministry?

01:12:53.720 It's a ministry?

01:12:54.900 Well, if God gives you a gift, to me, if God gives you a gift, why not use it?

01:13:01.680 So, I feel like that if people come together and they want to have someone as a witness

01:13:07.460 for them to come together in a union, then who am I to judge them?

01:13:12.280 Well, I can tell you exactly why this line of reasoning makes no sense, and I'm going

01:13:15.880 to explain it to you.

01:13:16.720 Oh, good.

01:13:17.280 Would you allow a man to marry his sister? 0.99

01:13:20.600 That's...

01:13:21.200 Would you marry them?

01:13:24.740 Adopted sister?

01:13:26.260 No.

01:13:27.420 Biological sister. 0.99

01:13:28.340 Oh, my God.

01:13:29.680 I probably wouldn't, but that's my preference.

01:13:31.980 Right, you probably wouldn't.

01:13:33.060 So, the thing is, it's really interesting.

01:13:34.520 That's just my preference.

01:13:35.200 Hang on.

01:13:35.460 I just want you to understand that what you're saying is, when you say, ah, everybody should

01:13:40.220 just be able to do what they want, and if you want to, you know, go ahead and marry

01:13:43.580 whoever wants to get married.

01:13:44.760 Love is love.

01:13:45.580 The second I give you an example that you don't like, you go, no, that's not appropriate.

01:13:49.180 We can't do that.

01:13:49.340 I'm just saying, I'm not maybe the minister for them, but they want...

01:13:54.000 But you think that there should be a minister that marries a brother to a sister?

01:13:57.080 It's not my place to judge them.

01:13:59.140 You would do that.

01:13:59.780 It's not your place to judge whether or not a man can marry his sister?

01:14:03.480 Whose place is it to judge that?

01:14:05.200 I'm sorry, but it's not my place to judge him.

01:14:08.440 What if he wanted to marry his horse?

01:14:11.640 Well, then she's so definitely... 1.00

01:14:12.180 And the horse sent a telepathic message into his brain that said, I love you and want to

01:14:17.060 want to get married to you, can you get married to them then? 0.99

01:14:20.260 I'm serious.

01:14:20.980 I want to know the answer to the question.

01:14:22.380 If you believe...

01:14:22.820 We need to be more bonded with animals.

01:14:24.900 If you honestly believe in telepathy, if you honestly believe in telepathic...

01:14:27.480 Talk to a Native American.

01:14:29.660 Talk to an indigenous person.

01:14:31.320 We're meant to be bonded with animals because most humans don't know what the F they're doing

01:14:36.420 on this planet.

01:14:37.600 Okay, so just hear me out.

01:14:38.300 And we've messed up this planet, so if we listen to animals, we'd be nicer people.

01:14:43.660 Wait, back up, back up, back up.

01:14:45.300 Just calm down for a second, okay?

01:14:47.500 If you honestly believe that there are people who have telepathic connections to animals,

01:14:52.220 this means that animals can then consent to sex.

01:14:55.720 That's what it means.

01:14:57.040 That would be a logical possibility that they could actually consent to sex.

01:15:01.620 So if a person said they're having sex with an animal and the animal consented because it

01:15:05.540 sent a telepathic message into their brain...

01:15:08.060 Oh, stop.

01:15:09.300 I want to know the answer to the question.

01:15:11.760 Can that happen? 0.95

01:15:12.580 Well, I don't partake in that sex with animals. 0.94

01:15:18.100 Sorry.

01:15:18.920 So that's not part of my...

01:15:20.620 But I'm about talking with animals.

01:15:23.920 Hang on.

01:15:24.300 I want you to hear my actual question.

01:15:26.600 What is your actual question?

01:15:27.640 The actual question I'm asking you.

01:15:29.920 Isn't it possible if you can telepathically talk to an animal that an animal could request

01:15:36.680 sexual favors from you telepathically and then they are consenting to sex?

01:15:41.600 Is that true or false?

01:15:44.340 False because the human animal is the only one that's twisted like that.

01:15:49.680 All the animals I've met have never even been on that level.

01:15:55.660 They eat each other's faces.

01:15:57.660 They eat each other's dead bodies. 1.00

01:15:59.320 They have sex with their parents. 0.99

01:16:01.400 What do you mean the animals aren't twisted like that? 0.99

01:16:03.960 They do horrible things to each other constantly.

01:16:07.040 Who?

01:16:08.100 Animals.

01:16:08.580 For the record, I'm opposed to marriages being performed between humans and animals.

01:16:13.760 Just wanted to throw that out there.

01:16:15.200 Animals do horrible things to each other constantly with zero remorse.

01:16:20.380 What do you mean only humans are twisted enough to do this?

01:16:23.540 No, when you talk about the sex with animals, that's not really a subject that I even care about.

01:16:30.940 Well, I understand you don't care about it.

01:16:32.860 I don't really...

01:16:33.660 But you do understand that if...

01:16:35.020 So here's the argument against the sex with animals.

01:16:37.800 It's how animals can't consent.

01:16:39.480 But in your case, you're saying that animals can actually speak to you.

01:16:45.020 If that's true, and you actually believe that that's true, then isn't it logically possible

01:16:50.000 that there are people who have animals speaking into their brain consenting to sex?

01:16:54.660 That's not in my world. 1.00

01:16:57.940 Wait, there's animals that do fuck people, though. 1.00

01:17:00.380 Like, the dolphin that fuck the girl. 1.00

01:17:02.640 There's people that fuck animals. 1.00

01:17:04.900 People that fuck horses. 1.00

01:17:06.040 So like, yeah. 1.00

01:17:06.680 But that's true.

01:17:07.260 Are you to say that animals aren't demented or weird or twisted?

01:17:09.560 No, I just think...

01:17:10.360 I think it's humans imposing...

01:17:11.860 A dog will hump you if, like, you know what I mean?

01:17:14.800 Like...

01:17:14.960 But it's humans imposing themselves.

01:17:16.620 I feel like in those scenarios, a lot of the times, I feel like the animals are being

01:17:21.060 kind of forced into that situation.

01:17:22.600 Like, oh, yeah, but the dolphin, are we talking about the lady who is living in the house?

01:17:25.940 Okay, yeah, what about that one?

01:17:27.100 Okay, she wanted that.

01:17:28.620 The dolphin wanted it. 1.00

01:17:29.940 That dolphin was horny as fuck. 1.00

01:17:31.100 And the lady wanted that. 1.00

01:17:31.580 The lady... 1.00

01:17:32.080 If you've ever...

01:17:32.620 She was fully committed. 0.98

01:17:33.800 So it was consensual dolphin sex. 1.00

01:17:36.140 It's a fucking weird-ass conversation. 1.00

01:17:38.020 What the fuck are we talking about? 1.00

01:17:39.440 Well, hang on. 0.99

01:17:40.840 It's not really weird.

01:17:42.060 I want to move past this conversation.

01:17:42.840 I like it, though.

01:17:43.880 I like it.

01:17:44.240 If you're talking about dating, and somebody says to you, oh, I can speak to animals, right?

01:17:49.560 Tell me that it does not occur to you that, well, wait a second.

01:17:53.380 What do they say, right?

01:17:55.020 And if it's possible that you actually can do this, what if you actually run into this

01:17:59.460 scenario?

01:18:00.440 Who would you be to object to it?

01:18:02.420 How could you ever tell a person that they could not engage in sexual intercourse with an 1.00

01:18:07.640 animal, if they can actually talk to an animal, and they tell you, I have a telepathic connection

01:18:12.240 to the animal, the animal consented.

01:18:14.840 How could you ever tell them that was wrong?

01:18:20.280 I have nothing to say about that.

01:18:22.220 All I say is that I haven't met anyone that's had that question, or animals, or humans.

01:18:30.060 Have you ever dated a dolphin?

01:18:33.220 Have you ever been on a date with a dolphin?

01:18:35.140 No.

01:18:35.400 No, but I used to meet a family for two years, and they used to escort me in the ocean.

01:18:42.780 That's so cute.

01:18:43.640 Well, bestiality is illegal for a reason.

01:18:46.360 Yep.

01:18:46.740 And in any case, so you've been celibate for nine years, single for nine years, right?

01:18:52.180 And any dating prospects currently?

01:18:55.200 Nothing.

01:18:55.880 Okay.

01:18:56.400 What about you?

01:18:56.800 Yeah, we didn't even make it.

01:18:57.540 I forgot we were even talking about this.

01:19:02.040 Wow.

01:19:02.600 We were on that list.

01:19:03.340 Yeah, the dolphins are front-centered in my mind right now.

01:19:07.500 I do have a boyfriend.

01:19:09.920 We've only been dating for officially a year, almost.

01:19:13.520 But I've known him for 10 years, and we've been talking or hooking up consistently during

01:19:20.880 the last several years.

01:19:24.120 That's all right.

01:19:24.860 Keep going.

01:19:25.700 Oh, sorry.

01:19:27.780 Yeah, so, yeah.

01:19:30.480 We've been dating for a while.

01:19:31.480 All right, so you've got a boyfriend?

01:19:32.360 Yeah, I've got a boyfriend.

01:19:33.440 How long have you guys been together?

01:19:34.800 Well, almost a year officially, but we've been exclusively talking for a while.

01:19:40.080 Less than a year or more than a year?

01:19:44.300 Around a year.

01:19:45.080 Coming up on a year.

01:19:45.940 Okay.

01:19:46.600 Longest relationship?

01:19:49.980 I don't even know.

01:19:51.100 Like, maybe that one, just because, like, we were, like, we've been talking, so it kind

01:19:54.920 of feels like it's more than a fresh relationship, and, like, I've known him for years as, like,

01:19:59.560 friends first, and, like, we've done stuff and everything, like, before we were officially

01:20:03.240 dating.

01:20:03.580 So, like, I would say our relationship was more, but...

01:20:08.580 So, prior to the current guy you're seeing, you've not had a relationship longer than

01:20:12.500 one year?

01:20:13.580 Yeah.

01:20:14.320 Okay, so this is your longest relationship.

01:20:15.300 Yeah, I believe so.

01:20:16.220 Yeah, probably.

01:20:17.200 All right.

01:20:18.100 And what about you?

01:20:19.640 I'm in all...

01:20:20.760 Well, I'm in a relationship.

01:20:23.180 It's a fresh relationship.

01:20:24.960 It's been officially probably...

01:20:26.860 It's been three months.

01:20:28.740 We've known each other for a little over six months now.

01:20:34.720 Met him through one of my friends.

01:20:36.960 And my longest relationship was three years, and that was probably four years ago, five

01:20:45.380 years ago, but that was, like, my first year's relationship coming from high school into

01:20:51.160 college, so...

01:20:53.000 All right, cool.

01:20:54.120 What about you?

01:20:54.740 Well, as I said, I'm married.

01:20:57.080 However, I've been with my husband for six years.

01:20:59.980 We've been married for three.

01:21:01.540 It's my third marriage.

01:21:03.280 I've put together...

01:21:05.220 I've spent almost 25 years married, and put together outside of marriage, I spent about

01:21:12.480 10 years dating those folks before marrying.

01:21:17.380 So I'm just here to tell you, you know, there is love in your later years, mid-years.

01:21:24.700 I love that.

01:21:25.560 Yay.

01:21:25.960 I have a question.

01:21:26.880 Yeah.

01:21:27.380 Are you a Cancer or a Gemini?

01:21:29.060 Cancer.

01:21:29.920 Makes sense, yeah.

01:21:31.320 She's psychic.

01:21:34.140 Are we doing astrology, too?

01:21:36.480 This animal talking wasn't enough.

01:21:38.140 We need a little bit of astrology, too.

01:21:40.260 Well, we did telepathy.

01:21:41.960 We talked about rocks.

01:21:43.560 We haven't done...

01:21:44.520 We haven't done Brian's numerology yet.

01:21:46.360 How's your diction?

01:21:47.380 That's true.

01:21:48.180 My what?

01:21:48.780 Your diction.

01:21:50.100 Like, can you read this?

01:21:52.320 I'll have you do some reads for us.

01:21:53.700 Go ahead.

01:21:53.960 It says, Andrew, Brian, please show no mercy to this deadbeat strumpet.

01:21:58.880 Ladies, if you had to pick one, who would you bow to your man once a day or share your 1.00

01:22:04.320 man with another woman once a day?

01:22:06.320 Would you bow to your man once a day or share your man with another woman once a day? 0.93

01:22:11.660 Thank you for reading that.

01:22:12.760 Thank you, Bucky Larson, for the message.

01:22:14.700 So starting with you, which one?

01:22:17.620 I would probably bow to my man.

01:22:19.580 Okay. 0.99

01:22:20.480 I would rather die. 0.99

01:22:22.480 You got to pick one. 0.99

01:22:23.380 Oh, I can't hear your son.

01:22:25.360 What are the choices?

01:22:26.740 It was either bow to your man, which I'm not doing, but I'm also not allowing my man

01:22:31.620 to sleep with another. 0.78

01:22:33.060 Because, like, if he's sleeping with another person, then you're not my man.

01:22:36.480 But why wouldn't you bow to your man?

01:22:37.940 Isn't that, like, a respectful thing?

01:22:39.380 Just to be like...

01:22:39.700 Is he bowing to me?

01:22:41.260 Is that...

01:22:41.700 Is, like, we mean, like, a simple, like...

01:22:43.280 It's good, this one.

01:22:43.900 Bow?

01:22:45.000 Yeah, it's a bow.

01:22:45.900 You want to demonstrate a bow for everybody?

01:22:49.020 It's good.

01:22:50.140 A mini bow.

01:22:50.980 A mini bow.

01:22:51.360 Wait, so you got to pick...

01:22:53.520 You got to bow?

01:22:54.960 She said she would rather...

01:22:56.200 I would rather die.

01:22:57.660 You can't. 0.89

01:22:58.260 You can't.

01:22:58.820 You got to pick one.

01:23:00.980 Dang.

01:23:01.640 She's not bowing to no man.

01:23:05.240 So you want to share?

01:23:07.200 Okay.

01:23:07.620 I would share, but then at that point, he wouldn't be my man.

01:23:10.800 Yeah, but...

01:23:11.900 Yeah.

01:23:12.660 You got to pick...

01:23:14.020 I just said I would share.

01:23:15.180 Let me ask you a question.

01:23:17.240 How would you feel...

01:23:18.840 Okay.

01:23:19.360 ...if you didn't eat breakfast this morning?

01:23:25.000 I don't know.

01:23:26.020 I'm the same.

01:23:27.960 What do you mean?

01:23:29.120 What are we asking right now?

01:23:31.920 All right.

01:23:32.740 Okay. 0.99

01:23:35.780 Am I too dumb for this? 0.99

01:23:37.500 I don't get it. 0.99

01:23:38.240 I know where he's going.

01:23:39.340 I know where he's going.

01:23:41.220 It's just to see if you can engage with a hypothetical.

01:23:44.140 Okay.

01:23:45.000 Yeah.

01:23:45.940 Would you bow to the tree?

01:23:48.500 Me?

01:23:49.140 Yeah.

01:23:49.680 Yeah.

01:23:50.720 Okay.

01:23:51.320 The tree's worth it.

01:23:51.960 It's nature.

01:23:52.700 It's God.

01:23:53.480 So...

01:23:53.880 Oh, yeah.

01:23:54.620 Go ahead.

01:23:55.680 This would definitely be situational.

01:23:58.400 I think that if he had a lot of money and he was really, really well off, I would bow

01:24:04.380 to him.

01:24:05.060 But if he was broke and he was slaying in, I would probably share.

01:24:10.300 Yeah.

01:24:11.100 I like that.

01:24:11.740 That's a good answer.

01:24:12.520 I mean, I would probably bow, but we would probably both be laughing at the same time

01:24:18.780 at the absurdity of it all.

01:24:21.040 The absurdity of what?

01:24:22.260 Of bowing at him.

01:24:23.840 Like, giving him a bow.

01:24:24.580 Is that absurd?

01:24:26.520 In the context of which we're speaking about it, and like...

01:24:29.820 Here, Nick, pull up the video.

01:24:31.140 We'll just show the bow segment, though.

01:24:32.620 Just a quick bow.

01:24:34.040 Go ahead, Nick.

01:24:35.480 Thank you for the 10 memberships.

01:24:37.480 JJ, go ahead.

01:24:38.180 Okay.

01:24:38.680 Okay.

01:24:42.520 That's so easy.

01:24:46.140 I'll do that every day.

01:24:48.260 I mean, yeah.

01:24:48.780 It would be funny.

01:24:50.740 If you really love your man, you're not going to bow to him just to be like...

01:24:54.780 I don't think it's that serious.

01:24:56.400 What about you?

01:24:58.200 Yeah, definitely bow for sure.

01:25:00.120 I don't think it's...

01:25:05.500 Like, in jiu-jitsu, you bow at a sign of respect.

01:25:07.440 It's not, like, that deep. 0.99

01:25:08.920 It's not, like, dictator-type shit. 0.99

01:25:10.620 It's kind of... 0.99

01:25:11.220 Okay.

01:25:11.500 Sorry.

01:25:12.000 What about you?

01:25:13.300 Bow. 1.00

01:25:14.000 I'm not in this shit. 1.00

01:25:15.380 Okay. 1.00

01:25:16.820 My instant reaction was to be like, no, I'm not bowing to a guy.

01:25:20.860 But then I thought about it for, like, a nice second.

01:25:22.580 And, as she said, it can be...

01:25:25.120 It doesn't have to be, like, any kind of dominant display.

01:25:28.960 Like, a cute, funny thing.

01:25:30.540 It's, like...

01:25:30.840 It doesn't have to be that deep.

01:25:31.760 You rejects.

01:25:31.960 Yeah, it doesn't have to be that deep.

01:25:33.380 Like, I would bow.

01:25:33.820 Everything is that deep, guys.

01:25:34.760 Exactly.

01:25:35.260 Like, I would bow.

01:25:36.280 Yeah.

01:25:36.700 What if it was that deep, though?

01:25:38.420 Well, then it could be deep.

01:25:39.620 Then it was that deep.

01:25:41.600 Then it doesn't have to be that deep.

01:25:42.300 What if it was the case that your boyfriend wanted you to be submissive?

01:25:48.280 But if he's a good boyfriend...

01:25:49.300 I would break up with him.

01:25:50.080 You'd break up with him?

01:25:50.780 Because if he wants...

01:25:51.900 Did you peg your boyfriend?

01:25:53.800 He's not into that.

01:25:54.860 I have asked him, though, actually.

01:25:56.640 Wait, hold on.

01:25:57.160 You asked your boyfriend?

01:25:59.000 Yeah, because I'm kind of, like...

01:26:00.460 I've never done that.

01:26:01.620 I want to try it.

01:26:02.460 Why won't he let me try it on him?

01:26:03.620 He says he loves me.

01:26:05.140 He's listening to this right now, so...

01:26:06.460 What, be submissive?

01:26:07.800 Well, peg him.

01:26:08.780 Peg him.

01:26:09.140 Oh! 0.60

01:26:10.620 Yay! 0.99

01:26:11.600 That's why it depends on the context.

01:26:13.220 Wait, question.

01:26:13.600 Do you want to get married one day?

01:26:15.460 I don't know how I feel about marriage.

01:26:18.140 I'm in favor of it.

01:26:19.580 Me, too.

01:26:20.780 I'm like...

01:26:21.300 Okay.

01:26:22.400 I want a ring.

01:26:23.500 Okay.

01:26:24.200 Same.

01:26:24.500 All right.

01:26:25.160 Going around the table, bow or boyfriend cheats every day?

01:26:29.120 We'd bow to each other, so I would bow.

01:26:31.980 Okay.

01:26:32.840 Absolutely bow.

01:26:33.820 I make him a sandwich anytime he wants one.

01:26:36.460 And, you know, he's providing.

01:26:38.680 He's out there.

01:26:39.200 He works seven days a week.

01:26:40.660 That's if he does that.

01:26:41.220 10 to 12-hour days every day, every week.

01:26:45.460 And he treats me like a queen.

01:26:47.360 So, of course, I'm...

01:26:48.220 But you're talking about your husband.

01:26:49.460 Bare minimal.

01:26:50.240 Yeah.

01:26:50.680 But he's my man.

01:26:51.960 I mean...

01:26:52.240 Yeah.

01:26:52.580 You knew he was good.

01:26:53.100 But he's my man.

01:26:54.040 That's, you know...

01:26:54.620 Yeah, I would do the same thing.

01:26:55.300 And the thing about it is, is if you love somebody, why would you want to share them?

01:26:58.880 And if you love somebody, why would you not respect them and bow?

01:27:01.780 Well, if they weren't, yeah.

01:27:03.860 Morgan Simp, give you the wink donated $200. 0.77

01:27:07.740 I would swim up the Amazon River with 45-pound weights tied to my scrotum with nothing else

01:27:13.240 but gore lock the destroyer's queefs as my air supply if it meant I could have one seafood 0.98

01:27:18.420 dinner with you.

01:27:20.700 Aw, what a cutie. 0.99

01:27:22.060 Oh, my God.

01:27:23.420 Me too.

01:27:24.160 Thank you, guys.

01:27:25.200 I agree.

01:27:26.420 All right.

01:27:27.020 There you go.

01:27:28.360 Okay.

01:27:28.960 Thank you, Morgan Simp.

01:27:30.240 All right.

01:27:31.280 Let's see here.

01:27:33.100 Where were we?

01:27:34.040 We were...

01:27:35.120 We got everybody's relationship.

01:27:36.180 Foul or share.

01:27:36.980 Yeah.

01:27:37.000 We got everybody's relationship.

01:27:38.040 Except yours.

01:27:39.320 Oh, that's top secret.

01:27:40.540 And Andrew's already shared it a million times.

01:27:45.740 And what about Andrew?

01:27:48.400 Isn't he married?

01:27:50.540 He's married.

01:27:51.000 What's the question?

01:27:53.100 The same question that we had to ask.

01:27:56.660 What's your relationship?

01:27:57.380 The same question that you had to ask?

01:27:58.900 No, that we were asked.

01:28:00.840 Oh, what was the question?

01:28:02.340 Like, are you dating someone?

01:28:04.580 I've been married for well over a decade.

01:28:07.340 The bow question.

01:28:08.260 Will you bow to your wife or would you... 1.00

01:28:10.660 Fuck no. 1.00

01:28:10.880 I ain't going to bow to my wife. 1.00

01:28:12.200 I'm a patriarchist.

01:28:13.160 Okay, so you're going to... 0.99

01:28:14.000 No fucking way. 0.99

01:28:14.780 She's going to bow, though, to me. 1.00

01:28:16.580 That's...

01:28:16.980 Does she?

01:28:17.180 If I so desire...

01:28:18.620 That's the patriarchy, baby. 0.99

01:28:20.080 That's the way it works. 0.99

01:28:20.840 Would you rather her bow to you or have sex with someone else? 1.00

01:28:24.980 Once a day. 1.00

01:28:27.200 I'll bow to me.

01:28:28.420 Oh, no.

01:28:28.740 He wants that.

01:28:29.580 He wants her to bow.

01:28:30.500 What do you mean?

01:28:31.400 What kind of question is that?

01:28:32.420 Bow to me, obviously.

01:28:33.880 Okay, so I'm like...

01:28:34.640 Okay, hang on.

01:28:35.160 Hang on.

01:28:35.420 Think about the hypothetical first.

01:28:37.820 Put on the thinky cap.

01:28:39.120 Think about it first.

01:28:40.220 And then ask again.

01:28:41.480 If you're going to do a trick hypothetical, make sure it's an actual trick.

01:28:44.160 It wasn't a trick hypothetical.

01:28:44.900 You've got to make sure it's actually tricky.

01:28:46.520 It wasn't a trick hypothetical.

01:28:47.440 I like the men that deserve to get bowed to are the ones that are fully taking care of

01:28:52.200 their girl or partner.

01:28:55.160 If you're taking care of your partner...

01:28:56.440 What if it's like buying Rolexes?

01:28:57.540 Huh?

01:28:57.900 So like buying Rolexes?

01:28:59.660 And more.

01:29:00.420 Did you bow to that guy?

01:29:01.600 I didn't.

01:29:01.920 Wait, can we ask them two back there what their opinion is?

01:29:04.380 Or no?

01:29:05.080 He wasn't taking care of everything.

01:29:06.760 I do bow.

01:29:07.560 Let's see the bow.

01:29:09.180 You bow?

01:29:10.100 Wait, you bow like...

01:29:11.360 Yeah.

01:29:11.820 Frequently?

01:29:12.420 Every day.

01:29:13.060 Really?

01:29:13.900 To him.

01:29:14.560 No, you don't.

01:29:15.800 I do.

01:29:17.340 I like that.

01:29:18.120 I'm actually being serious.

01:29:19.220 It's the culture, right?

01:29:21.140 A sign of respect?

01:29:22.380 No.

01:29:23.140 I'm not Japanese.

01:29:24.480 Oh.

01:29:24.940 But like just because...

01:29:25.640 So wait, why do you bow then?

01:29:26.600 Because he likes it.

01:29:27.240 She's... 1.00

01:29:27.960 Because it's cute.

01:29:29.540 So how do you do it?

01:29:30.220 You're just like...

01:29:31.660 Just like how she did it in the video? 0.95

01:29:33.740 I have to hold my hand.

01:29:34.440 It is cute.

01:29:35.000 It is kind of cute though.

01:29:35.920 What if I was you?

01:29:37.080 It's just like an innocent thing.

01:29:38.360 What?

01:29:38.620 What would be my choice?

01:29:39.780 Yeah.

01:29:40.240 Bow.

01:29:41.380 Bow, bow, bow, bow.

01:29:42.760 Do you currently bow?

01:29:43.600 No one wants to share?

01:29:45.040 Yeah.

01:29:45.780 No one wants to share?

01:29:46.940 Hey Nick, there's an Instagram tab pulled up.

01:29:49.100 Actually, wait.

01:29:49.740 I'm going to do private chat.

01:29:50.920 Here it's in private chat.

01:29:52.300 You're going to pull that up.

01:29:53.740 We have Alien here.

01:29:55.580 We're going to get into some of her pre-show notes.

01:29:57.560 I just...

01:29:58.960 There's a photo of you on your Instagram where it's like a before picture.

01:30:03.680 Okay.

01:30:04.040 And I thought that would be interesting.

01:30:06.260 I don't know what picture you're talking about.

01:30:08.320 I'm excited.

01:30:09.400 Pre-piercings.

01:30:10.160 Hold on, Nick.

01:30:10.180 I'm going to pull up the profile while I'm trying to find the photo.

01:30:13.140 She doesn't have many posts. 0.80

01:30:14.520 It's just you don't even need to pull up the photo, honestly.

01:30:17.080 Just scroll to the very bottom.

01:30:18.800 Oh, yeah.

01:30:19.860 You should see it.

01:30:21.160 You should see it.

01:30:22.180 I'm going to be looking at your face.

01:30:23.500 No, it's just a photo of her.

01:30:25.340 You have a lot.

01:30:26.220 Yeah.

01:30:26.660 I have like 20-something.

01:30:28.840 28.

01:30:29.520 How many just on the face?

01:30:31.000 28.

01:30:31.540 On the face?

01:30:32.180 Yeah.

01:30:32.960 Over how many years have you?

01:30:35.920 Yeah.

01:30:36.540 You can pull it up.

01:30:37.600 That's not me.

01:30:38.660 Oh.

01:30:39.000 Oh, my God.

01:30:39.520 That's not you?

01:30:40.260 No.

01:30:41.340 That's my cousin.

01:30:43.100 She died.

01:30:43.440 Why do you have just a... 1.00

01:30:44.260 Oh, fuck. 1.00

01:30:44.940 That's her relative. 1.00

01:30:45.540 Wow.

01:30:46.480 Wow.

01:30:46.880 Did you read the captions?

01:30:48.420 I didn't read the captions.

01:30:50.160 I thought you did background music.

01:30:51.980 That's crazy.

01:30:54.920 Oh, my God.

01:30:56.120 Way to go, Brian.

01:30:57.740 Oh, boy.

01:30:58.360 Alien, do you keep these in when you sleep? 0.99

01:30:59.660 I didn't read the fucking captions. 1.00

01:31:01.280 You're an asshole. 1.00

01:31:01.800 Read the captions. 1.00

01:31:03.140 It doesn't even look like you're at all.

01:31:04.640 At all.

01:31:05.300 They're two different people.

01:31:06.620 You just got the whole stuff on.

01:31:09.260 Look past the jewelry, man.

01:31:11.420 He might need glasses, guys.

01:31:13.020 He might need glasses.

01:31:14.060 We don't know.

01:31:15.380 You're all good.

01:31:16.100 That was Nick's idea to do that segment.

01:31:18.120 That's my cousin.

01:31:19.080 Granted, though, y'all did look more related than y'all two do.

01:31:24.980 Aw.

01:31:25.460 Word.

01:31:25.940 Wait, question for you really quick.

01:31:27.300 What's this tattoo say?

01:31:29.000 Right here?

01:31:29.640 Yeah.

01:31:30.120 Honesty.

01:31:30.760 Honesty.

01:31:31.620 And then is it text on the eyelids?

01:31:33.980 Or is it just...

01:31:34.120 Yeah, it says open mind.

01:31:35.480 Open mind.

01:31:36.740 Okay.

01:31:37.840 Yeah.

01:31:38.540 It's got like a month ago on my eyelids.

01:31:40.420 Okay.

01:31:40.960 Cool, cool, cool.

01:31:42.340 We also, Nick, there's another Instagram tab

01:31:45.920 that should be pulled up. 0.58

01:31:47.220 If you want to...

01:31:47.840 I believe it's Elisa's.

01:31:49.440 Elisa. 1.00

01:31:49.940 That was my ass sack. 1.00

01:31:52.940 Elisa. 1.00

01:31:53.840 Elisa.

01:31:54.940 It should be...

01:31:55.560 I've already said it to where I think it should be.

01:31:57.760 Okay.

01:31:59.780 Are you ready?

01:32:00.560 Yeah, I'm ready.

01:32:01.620 I'm ready.

01:32:02.720 Oh, yay.

01:32:03.540 Cool.

01:32:04.600 Let's get into it.

01:32:05.280 Bow, bow, bow, bow.

01:32:06.320 That's a booty meat. 1.00

01:32:07.340 Sorry.

01:32:07.400 So just curious, like, you know, you saw the debate a couple days ago.

01:32:10.900 Like, if you had to choose one to date, Trump or Biden.

01:32:13.840 Ooh, one to date?

01:32:14.980 Yeah.

01:32:15.740 To, like, clap them cheeks.

01:32:17.140 Which one?

01:32:18.080 Okay, so now this is not...

01:32:19.200 Oh, Lord.

01:32:19.680 So now you're asking me now, not, like, which one is the better one in general to date.

01:32:25.000 Yeah, not politics.

01:32:25.620 Like, who is going to physically deliver?

01:32:28.080 I honestly...

01:32:29.280 I don't want to say...

01:32:32.280 Well, okay, I think that Donald Trump's going to do his best to get the job done.

01:32:35.980 I don't know if he can succeed, but he's probably going to come at it with some kind of aggressive energy

01:32:40.840 and, like, sweating in his wig.

01:32:43.320 But Biden, he might just, like, treat you nice during, after.

01:32:47.980 I don't know if he seems...

01:32:49.240 He's very reserved.

01:32:49.940 I don't even think he can get it hard, honestly.

01:32:51.900 Reserved, quiet, like... 0.99

01:32:52.980 That is a terrible fucking question. 1.00

01:32:54.940 Yeah. 0.99

01:32:55.200 So I don't know, actually.

01:32:56.300 I don't know who to pick.

01:32:57.360 I don't know who to pick.

01:32:58.520 This is...

01:32:59.100 That's too hard.

01:33:00.040 Oh, God.

01:33:00.940 Let's go around the table.

01:33:01.440 I'm such a visual person.

01:33:02.800 Like, I don't...

01:33:03.240 I don't even like to hear this.

01:33:04.920 I don't...

01:33:05.700 We saw that, you know, we saw...

01:33:07.840 Oh, God.

01:33:08.340 ...the debate.

01:33:09.220 I, like, literally declined to answer that because... 1.00

01:33:12.180 Absolutely, fuck no. 0.99

01:33:13.200 But I don't have to answer. 1.00

01:33:14.460 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:33:14.600 You can't decline to answer.

01:33:15.960 Oh, my God.

01:33:17.980 And, jeez...

01:33:18.740 Like, do you want the forceful, sweating, hairpiece...

01:33:21.320 Oh, good.

01:33:22.180 ...or do you want, like, the soft, gentle, shaking man, like...

01:33:26.460 Well, so I can tell you...

01:33:27.700 I think Biden would sniff your hair and Trump might grab you by the something, right?

01:33:32.120 So, like, it's your...

01:33:32.800 Maybe Trump thinks I'm a freak.

01:33:34.480 Yeah, that would probably work out. 0.81

01:33:36.480 Because he'd be more wild. 1.00

01:33:37.680 Fuck, I'm so mad at myself. 1.00

01:33:39.180 Trump, honestly. 1.00

01:33:39.920 Trump?

01:33:40.640 Yeah.

01:33:40.980 Okay.

01:33:41.440 Trump.

01:33:42.480 I think it would be cool to have both because you have, like, sensuality with Biden...

01:33:47.060 At the same time?

01:33:47.760 And then you have aggression.

01:33:48.620 Yeah, but you get to pick.

01:33:49.260 You got to pick.

01:33:49.760 And then you have aggression with Trump.

01:33:51.360 But you have to pick either one.

01:33:52.220 But if I had to pick either one, I would go with Biden.

01:33:55.140 Oh, okay.

01:33:55.360 I like the loving, and I like the caring, I like the touching.

01:33:58.140 I feel like he'd give me that.

01:34:00.180 Yeah, I might have to change my answer to it.

01:34:01.760 Biden?

01:34:02.260 Yeah, I think he'd be more like...

01:34:03.560 He wouldn't be all there, you know, at all.

01:34:05.860 We wouldn't be able to communicate, but he'd be like...

01:34:08.280 Is it a crime?

01:34:09.300 I think it's a crime.

01:34:09.840 It's that soft, old man energy. 0.91

01:34:12.000 I don't know if...

01:34:12.860 I hope you're thinking about it.

01:34:15.180 Free speech.

01:34:16.180 Exactly.

01:34:16.460 It's elderly abuse. 0.70

01:34:17.720 All right.

01:34:18.220 Elderly abuse.

01:34:20.260 Well, am I allowed to say no since I have a boyfriend, or do I have to?

01:34:23.080 No, you have to.

01:34:23.120 You have to.

01:34:24.780 You have to.

01:34:25.540 Okay, so the reason why is because he has connections that I want to get documents of,

01:34:31.720 and I know he knows the people, so Trump.

01:34:33.700 Oh, Trump, okay.

01:34:34.640 That's true.

01:34:36.320 Good. 0.95

01:34:36.760 Sex. 0.99

01:34:38.080 This is honestly hard.

01:34:39.220 Like, I don't know if I should just think about this, or if I should just say a random

01:34:42.840 thing.

01:34:43.580 You got it.

01:34:44.120 We believe in you.

01:34:44.660 Random thing.

01:34:45.600 I'll say Trump.

01:34:47.660 Yeah.

01:34:47.980 Okay.

01:34:48.840 They both make me nauseous.

01:34:50.960 I mean, but you've been celibate for nine years, so I feel like you gotta, you know.

01:34:54.180 You might want Trump.

01:34:55.280 You know, I mean, you gotta give him a chance.

01:34:56.820 She wants Obama. 0.96

01:34:57.620 She might want Trump.

01:34:58.340 Neither.

01:34:59.180 Yeah, Obama would be a lot better.

01:35:01.400 I think we would all choose Obama.

01:35:03.120 George Bush.

01:35:03.800 Oh, Bush.

01:35:05.460 He's bad.

01:35:06.760 George Bush.

01:35:07.480 Bush can't even ride a horse.

01:35:09.260 Sorry. 1.00

01:35:09.720 George Bush fucks. 1.00

01:35:10.340 Obama. 1.00

01:35:10.840 George Bush. 1.00

01:35:11.800 He fucks. 1.00

01:35:12.200 Obama. 1.00

01:35:12.580 But he can dodge a shoe.

01:35:14.100 I choose Obama.

01:35:15.520 Obama?

01:35:16.180 Okay. 0.96

01:35:16.660 At least he's bad.

01:35:17.240 How come she gets to choose Obama, dude? 1.00

01:35:19.000 You said she has a pick. 1.00

01:35:20.360 What the fuck? 1.00

01:35:20.980 Okay, okay. 1.00

01:35:21.580 You got a pick.

01:35:22.360 Fine.

01:35:22.720 Fine.

01:35:22.840 Fine.

01:35:23.320 Both of them would, I'd stay celibate.

01:35:27.120 Sorry.

01:35:27.560 You got a pick.

01:35:28.060 You got a pick.

01:35:28.560 Come on.

01:35:29.420 You can do it.

01:35:30.160 You got a pick.

01:35:30.820 You have to.

01:35:31.480 I did it.

01:35:32.100 You can do it.

01:35:32.480 Biden, then.

01:35:33.820 Okay.

01:35:34.360 All right. 1.00

01:35:34.860 Because he could suck my toes. 0.99

01:35:36.380 What? 0.99

01:35:37.520 Whoa.

01:35:38.620 Oh, yeah, he could.

01:35:40.600 Wait, why couldn't?

01:35:41.920 Oh, yeah.

01:35:43.120 Okay, I'm switching to Biden just before I can say no.

01:35:45.220 I'm switching back to Biden.

01:35:46.980 Okay?

01:35:47.820 I'm going to get some of that.

01:35:49.480 You're like, good point.

01:35:50.420 I'm just thinking about Trump's face just away. 0.98

01:35:52.380 I know, it's so gross. 0.93

01:35:54.720 And he's like, no, it has to be Biden for me.

01:35:58.500 Sorry.

01:35:58.900 He's a great, decent man.

01:36:00.660 He's a pioneer.

01:36:03.160 Yeah, like a French man in Nice.

01:36:05.920 Did you answer?

01:36:07.040 Oh, yeah.

01:36:07.840 Me?

01:36:08.360 Sorry.

01:36:08.720 Yeah.

01:36:09.680 Or who?

01:36:10.240 What did you answer?

01:36:10.900 Biden.

01:36:11.620 Biden.

01:36:12.160 I like her logic with Trump.

01:36:13.920 But I also like the gentleness.

01:36:15.800 Exactly.

01:36:16.620 And you know the thought process behind Trump on top of you.

01:36:18.160 So what's it going to be?

01:36:20.980 They're both bad.

01:36:21.480 For mental purposes. 0.99

01:36:22.720 They're both bad.

01:36:23.680 But you got this.

01:36:25.300 Kindness.

01:36:26.300 Kindness.

01:36:26.740 She's a kindness.

01:36:28.020 Biden.

01:36:30.220 It would have to be Trump.

01:36:31.620 It would be amazing.

01:36:33.000 Oh, my God.

01:36:34.280 It would be good.

01:36:35.100 It would be huge.

01:36:36.720 All of you failed who picked Biden.

01:36:39.080 I'll tell you why.

01:36:39.580 I'll tell you why you failed.

01:36:40.780 There was this obvious nature and you guys missed it, right?

01:36:44.240 You could have said Biden because he'll forget about it in five minutes.

01:36:47.300 You could have said that you all missed it.

01:36:49.280 Every one of you missed it.

01:36:50.240 I'm very disappointed in all of you.

01:36:51.620 Wait, but what would I change if he forgot about it?

01:36:54.200 If you can't forget, so why should he forget?

01:36:58.760 Yeah, you can't impart his call.

01:37:00.040 Because he'll fall asleep and just be like, all right, I don't get it.

01:37:03.580 That's a no-win question is what that is.

01:37:05.600 She was excited about Trump, bro.

01:37:07.300 That's crazy.

01:37:08.060 I was trying to do it.

01:37:08.900 You were a married lady. 1.00

01:37:10.940 You're married.

01:37:11.900 Yeah, I am.

01:37:12.440 Stop it.

01:37:12.560 Your husband's probably watching this.

01:37:13.700 Does your husband know?

01:37:16.100 No, I was trying to do a really horrible impression of him talking.

01:37:20.020 It was going to be amazing.

01:37:20.880 Oh, I heard it.

01:37:22.700 I held it.

01:37:23.540 Yeah, it fell flat.

01:37:25.600 All right.

01:37:26.000 We're going to give you the best ever.

01:37:28.820 China.

01:37:30.960 Oh, my gosh.

01:37:31.840 So, Christine, right?

01:37:32.760 Yes.

01:37:33.300 Okay.

01:37:34.320 On your Instagram, it says you're a she, they. 1.00

01:37:38.160 Is that my pronouns?

01:37:39.460 Yeah.

01:37:39.660 I think.

01:37:40.080 Is that my pronouns?

01:37:40.700 Yeah, you can call me they, she, her, them.

01:37:42.640 So, you don't, I don't care.

01:37:43.420 Is that how you identify as a they?

01:37:44.800 I mean, I don't really care.

01:37:46.540 Actually, call me a he. 0.99

01:37:48.020 I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:37:48.900 Call me whatever you want. 1.00

01:37:49.620 She's an alien. 1.00

01:37:50.140 I just put that there because it makes other people feel comfortable.

01:37:54.360 Oh, so those, okay.

01:37:56.220 Yeah, Brian, leave that guy alone.

01:37:59.460 Okay, dude.

01:38:01.140 Okay, bro.

01:38:02.600 Going around the table.

01:38:04.600 What are your pronouns?

01:38:06.960 What are your pronouns?

01:38:08.340 Go ahead. 0.99

01:38:09.060 I don't give a shit either. 0.99

01:38:10.640 Call me whatever. 0.99

01:38:12.480 Dude, bro. 1.00

01:38:13.680 Alien, fucking bitch. 1.00

01:38:15.400 Bad bitch. 1.00

01:38:15.920 I don't care. 1.00

01:38:17.380 I don't care.

01:38:18.940 Okay. 0.97

01:38:19.680 I go by your freaking nature sometimes, but typically she, they. 0.97

01:38:23.660 All right. 0.95

01:38:26.380 I mean, I don't care, but she, she, her.

01:38:29.240 She, her.

01:38:29.760 Okay.

01:38:29.860 I would say she, her, but I like the they history behind it.

01:38:37.300 They, them.

01:38:37.960 It's really cool because it's like you don't, especially when you're younger, you don't have

01:38:42.420 any like, you're not bound to something, so you, there's more possibilities.

01:38:47.260 Like, you're not bound to the, the, the gender roles or norms, so I'm saying I like that, but

01:38:54.040 I'm saying she, her.

01:38:55.980 Okay.

01:38:56.660 What about you?

01:38:58.040 Probably she and we.

01:39:00.180 Huh?

01:39:01.020 Huh?

01:39:02.220 What?

01:39:03.260 Multiple people?

01:39:04.500 We.

01:39:05.120 No, but because, have you ever hung out with a transgender person?

01:39:10.040 Yeah.

01:39:10.320 Yeah.

01:39:11.060 Yeah.

01:39:11.240 I lived with one for two years and the awfulness that they have to go through of not being accepted

01:39:18.720 for who they are and just, they're a human being.

01:39:23.140 But do you want somebody to call you we?

01:39:25.160 Wait, I'm just confused about the we.

01:39:26.700 Yeah.

01:39:27.320 So if I say we.

01:39:28.320 I'm really not into pronouns.

01:39:30.460 Like, it's just.

01:39:30.900 But like, you said she, we.

01:39:32.360 Yeah, because it's like, we all.

01:39:34.200 I've never heard we.

01:39:34.820 What if you make it one word?

01:39:35.860 Is she, we either?

01:39:36.220 Because we all breathe each other's DNA every day.

01:39:39.960 Let's see how this, let's see how this plays out.

01:39:41.940 Okay.

01:39:42.120 She wolf.

01:39:43.040 Yeah.

01:39:43.380 Go get her for dinner. 1.00

01:39:44.740 Go get we for dinner.

01:39:46.380 Does that, does that, I mean, does that kind of roll off the tongue?

01:39:49.740 Let's go get, go get we for dinner.

01:39:51.520 It's better.

01:39:52.100 It's like saying they.

01:39:53.300 Better than the me mentality.

01:39:54.620 Well, this is even more confusing.

01:39:56.020 No, I mean, they, you can kind of understand, right?

01:39:58.180 Because people will use they and them in that type of context.

01:40:01.140 So for instance, if I said, go get them for dinner, right?

01:40:04.380 That kind of at least makes sense.

01:40:06.400 But if I said, go get us for dinner.

01:40:09.140 We, us.

01:40:09.960 Go get us for dinner.

01:40:11.180 Go get we for dinner.

01:40:12.320 That's bizarre.

01:40:12.960 That makes no sense at all.

01:40:13.880 Well, no, it's even more confusing if it's something along the lines of, we went to dinner.

01:40:19.120 Is that.

01:40:20.260 You and someone else.

01:40:20.920 That individual.

01:40:22.360 Right.

01:40:22.400 Or is that we, like, us went to dinner.

01:40:26.620 I guess I feel like the other ladies.

01:40:28.620 I'm not really into pronouns.

01:40:30.200 Okay.

01:40:30.740 Anyways.

01:40:31.400 What about you?

01:40:31.840 But thank you.

01:40:33.240 Just boring.

01:40:34.280 She, her.

01:40:34.980 Okay.

01:40:35.340 Casual.

01:40:36.400 She, her.

01:40:38.020 Yeah.

01:40:38.420 I'm just a woman.

01:40:39.960 So she, her.

01:40:41.420 Okay.

01:40:42.060 All right.

01:40:42.500 Not sure why I asked that, but I saw it on your Instagram.

01:40:45.440 So.

01:40:46.300 I don't know.

01:40:46.520 I was like, wait.

01:40:47.460 It's important to a crowd.

01:40:49.780 It's important to a crowd.

01:40:50.420 I have, have you guys met people where it's like, they only want you to call them.

01:40:55.120 Is it a.

01:40:56.160 They, them.

01:40:57.260 He.

01:40:57.680 Yeah.

01:40:58.240 Yeah.

01:40:58.360 Yeah.

01:40:58.480 It's hard to practice that.

01:41:00.000 Like, I, I, it's confusing.

01:41:01.700 I end up usually just calling them by their name instead.

01:41:05.560 Yeah.

01:41:05.860 You know?

01:41:06.060 Anyways.

01:41:06.800 Okay.

01:41:07.020 Because it's grammatically challenging.

01:41:08.180 Because I've heard people call a human being an it.

01:41:11.340 And it's really just an it.

01:41:12.980 No.

01:41:13.300 I just kind of called people by their name.

01:41:14.960 Because they were a transgender. 1.00

01:41:17.140 Okay. 0.99

01:41:17.380 And I just think that the whole pronoun, like, sucks. 0.90

01:41:21.480 Mike Davis donated $200. 0.97

01:41:23.740 Oh, Mike Davis.

01:41:24.100 Thank you, man.

01:41:24.520 That's a question, though.

01:41:25.380 And if I see anyone signing off with some goofy pronouns, they're blocked immediately.

01:41:31.240 Politics aside, they're the most annoying breed of people.

01:41:34.580 My pronouns are nor slash mal.

01:41:36.900 Normal.

01:41:37.500 Normal.

01:41:38.160 That's a good one.

01:41:39.080 Has an animal ever told you that it identifies differently than the sex it was born with?

01:41:45.060 What was that?

01:41:45.720 What?

01:41:46.360 An animal.

01:41:47.040 Oh, Andrew, can you, um.

01:41:48.500 Yeah.

01:41:48.940 Has an animal ever told you that they identify differently than the sex they were born with?

01:41:53.560 No.

01:41:54.700 No.

01:41:55.380 I was just curious.

01:41:59.460 Okay.

01:42:00.060 All right.

01:42:00.500 So, going to Deadbeat here.

01:42:01.980 Deadbeat, you said, I can create some good conversation about controversial topics.

01:42:06.440 Was there anything in particular that you wanted to hit on?

01:42:09.140 I think what I was referring to was more about, like, the strip club.

01:42:14.260 Okay.

01:42:14.480 And, like, customers coming into the strip club and maybe encounters I've had.

01:42:18.800 So, you wrote that you have plenty of unique and crazy stories from your eight years working

01:42:23.680 in a strip club, including some wild celebrity encounters and insane moments in the back room.

01:42:29.480 Ooh.

01:42:29.960 In the back room.

01:42:30.620 Yeah.

01:42:30.960 That's great.

01:42:31.580 Back room.

01:42:31.960 Okay.

01:42:31.980 So, I got two stories that I can get into right now.

01:42:35.360 I think one's really positive and one's really cringe.

01:42:38.880 One is in the back room and one is on the...

01:42:41.560 You're fine.

01:42:41.960 You're fine.

01:42:42.280 Keep going.

01:42:42.640 Keep going.

01:42:43.880 Yeah.

01:42:44.500 So, I want to talk about the coolest, the coolest encounter that I have with a celebrity.

01:42:49.400 I don't really want to focus on the negative ones.

01:42:50.900 I'd rather focus on the positive ones and what they did right and what other people should

01:42:55.560 do because a lot of people don't know what to do in the club.

01:42:58.400 Do you want me to say who they were?

01:43:00.560 I feel like they'd say it.

01:43:01.420 I feel like they'd be happy about...

01:43:03.020 I mean...

01:43:03.340 Okay.

01:43:03.720 So, this is Waka Flocka and his team and his goons. 1.00

01:43:07.380 So, all the guys that they travel with.

01:43:08.700 I think this is one of my best experiences I've ever had dealing with the celebrities.

01:43:13.200 I've had a lot of them, a lot more bad ones than good ones.

01:43:17.020 But this one, he came in with his people and there's a lot of strip club etiquette and

01:43:22.020 when somebody comes in that's high status, what happens is they pull out the rope with

01:43:28.240 the gold sides and you have to stand in line and let them pick you as a dancer. 0.92

01:43:34.500 Like all of the girls standing in line.

01:43:35.800 Yeah, we all stand in a line and they say yes, no, yes, no, yes, no to the dancers and

01:43:42.540 then whoever they pick or want in the sections, they allow in the sections.

01:43:46.420 So, there was a line and I refused to stand in it.

01:43:49.460 I never stand in it.

01:43:50.440 I'll never stand in it.

01:43:51.400 I'm just like not...

01:43:52.320 You either mess with me or you don't, right?

01:43:54.320 So, I was standing on the sidelines and I was watching them pick the girls and I was

01:43:58.160 like, dang, that's really cool.

01:43:59.620 Kind of in my head thinking, how am I going to get into this section?

01:44:02.420 So, they picked like four or five girls and they were drop dead gorgeous, beautiful and

01:44:08.880 they had pulled out, I think maybe like $8,000 maybe somewhere around there for maybe like

01:44:15.360 four or five girls and I was standing kind of like leaning over like this, just like watching

01:44:22.200 them being a little lurking girl on the sidelines and one of the friends of Waka Flocka was like,

01:44:29.200 no, get in the section. 0.86

01:44:30.760 I'm like, what?

01:44:31.780 And he's like, no.

01:44:32.680 I was like, there's money on the floor already.

01:44:34.160 Like, I can't.

01:44:35.100 They have to pick it up and like I can't get in the section.

01:44:37.200 And he's like, no, you're getting in the section.

01:44:39.120 And then he went forward and like grabbed me by my armpits and drug me into the section

01:44:44.280 like next to Waka Flocka.

01:44:47.240 And I was like, this was very invasive.

01:44:49.860 But I'm like sitting there now and I'm like, all right, I start dancing and this one of the

01:44:53.020 girls comes up to me and she starts like cussing me out and she's like, get out of the 1.00

01:44:56.480 fucking section. 1.00

01:44:57.260 And she was just like in my throat, dead ass, in my throat. 1.00

01:45:02.820 And so Waka's there, his team's there. 0.99

01:45:07.060 And I, Waka Flocka was really like kind of not saying too much.

01:45:12.160 Like he was more low key, but he, he tapped the guy and was kind of like handle that.

01:45:16.600 And his friend got into his face and I got into the girl's face and it was like, was 1.00

01:45:22.820 like, shut the fuck up, bitch. 1.00

01:45:24.880 I get to decide who's in the section. 1.00

01:45:27.100 It was really, really mean.

01:45:29.340 And he was also correct because the customer's always right.

01:45:31.760 No matter what it is in a customer service job, which dancing is customer service and

01:45:36.360 sales.

01:45:36.760 So he's right.

01:45:38.440 So he shut that down and then we ended up, they ended up throwing like thousands and I

01:45:43.180 think we each left with about $2,500 and there was about five of us in the section.

01:45:47.880 They were super polite, super nice, did not sexually harass us at all.

01:45:52.720 And I just really loved that his friend had my back and like, didn't let someone bully

01:45:57.840 me into getting kicked out of money that was mine.

01:46:02.100 Cause he asked me into the section.

01:46:03.740 So yeah, everything was perfect in that experience.

01:46:06.600 Not all of them are.

01:46:08.040 I feel like now, what?

01:46:09.540 Go ahead.

01:46:09.820 I have a question.

01:46:10.620 So you said you had some crazy stories.

01:46:12.520 That was a very basic, cool money making story. 1.00

01:46:16.580 I want to hear the cringy, I want to hear the cringy, filthy, nasty, freaky shit. 0.99

01:46:21.760 I'm going to tell you about my story in the background cause I got so excited about it. 0.99

01:46:24.560 But I wanted to say something positive because there, there's people out there.

01:46:27.920 Okay.

01:46:28.040 Well, that was cute.

01:46:29.020 That was cute.

01:46:29.500 It was so cute and they handled it.

01:46:31.220 It was amazing and like heart's thought.

01:46:33.260 Yes.

01:46:33.580 Okay.

01:46:33.760 So now one of my cringiest stories.

01:46:36.920 Okay.

01:46:37.240 So I, um, I used to work at this place in downtown LA and I was a baby stripper.

01:46:42.420 I think I was maybe like seven, eight months into it.

01:46:45.420 And I had a customer that was a construction worker.

01:46:48.880 I was sitting there for a while.

01:46:50.280 I thought he was kind of weird, but I didn't.

01:46:51.760 I think he was this weird.

01:46:52.840 I was like, all right, like no other dancers talking to him, but I'm going to talk to him

01:46:57.300 cause it's a slow night.

01:46:58.600 And so I saw him not even a, it wasn't even a VIP.

01:47:01.920 It was like a three for a hundred.

01:47:04.240 It was like three songs for a hundred.

01:47:05.740 And we go into the back and he's like, he requests that I take off my heels. 1.00

01:47:10.920 And I don't know if you guys know this, but stripper feet smell like shit. 1.00

01:47:14.500 Stripper feet are literally disgusting. 1.00

01:47:16.580 Like we are sweating throughout the night and I'm a pole princess, which means like I do 0.71

01:47:21.360 pole tricks.

01:47:21.960 Like I'm active on stage.

01:47:23.080 So I am drenched in sweat after every shift.

01:47:26.840 So this guy was like, I want to take your heels off and massage your feet.

01:47:31.040 And I was like, all right, but like he's paying me for that.

01:47:33.560 Right.

01:47:34.300 So I go on the back and then he takes my heels off and I'm automatically embarrassed because 0.99

01:47:37.980 my feet smell like shit. 0.96

01:47:39.120 And I go like this and I, I lean back. 0.98

01:47:42.700 So I'm like, and I'm covering my eyes.

01:47:45.700 So I'm not even watching what's happening.

01:47:47.260 All I know is he already paid for the thing and he's here and there's three songs and I

01:47:52.000 have to sit here.

01:47:52.580 I'm going to close my eyes.

01:47:53.640 How long is this story?

01:47:55.720 This is the longest story.

01:47:57.060 I'm almost done.

01:47:58.100 I'm almost done.

01:47:59.560 This is like, are we getting to the end?

01:48:02.400 Sir?

01:48:03.360 I'm honest.

01:48:04.320 Okay.

01:48:04.680 I was into it.

01:48:05.480 I'm covering my eyes and I feel a jerking motion.

01:48:09.840 Okay.

01:48:10.180 My body is jerking.

01:48:11.620 I'm like, why is my body jerking right now?

01:48:14.220 And I opened my eyes and the sky is straight up on my feet.

01:48:21.020 Checking off on your feet?

01:48:22.180 Mm-hmm.

01:48:22.920 Am I allowed to say that?

01:48:24.760 I mean. 1.00

01:48:25.260 What the fuck? 1.00

01:48:25.620 He was just straight up jerking off on my feet. 1.00

01:48:28.900 That's fucking disgusting. 1.00

01:48:30.180 The way that I started screaming in the back room, I started screaming. 1.00

01:48:35.220 I'd never seen anything like this.

01:48:37.560 And the bouncer came in and saw all of it.

01:48:41.140 Like my feet were exposed. 0.99

01:48:42.440 They're cramped in my cock. 0.99

01:48:43.360 He's doing his thing. 1.00

01:48:44.880 That guy did get dragged out at the club. 0.74

01:48:47.360 It was disgusting.

01:48:47.920 I've had a dude pay the ton of arms.

01:48:48.660 I'm traumatized from that, by the way.

01:48:50.480 I've told that story like four times and every time I do, I get the goosebumps and then my

01:48:55.140 heart starts like pounding.

01:48:56.780 So let me get this right.

01:48:58.040 Let me get this right.

01:48:59.120 I want to make sure I get this straight.

01:49:01.080 That's horrible. 1.00

01:49:01.580 You ground your vagina on men's junk over the clothes for money, but when it came to him 1.00

01:49:09.660 jerking off on your feet, that was just a little too much for you. 1.00

01:49:12.740 That was where you drew that line. 0.99

01:49:15.080 I think anytime a man pulls out his genitals in a strip club, it's going to be shocking 0.99

01:49:20.480 and it's going to be out of line because that's not what we do in the strip club. 0.98

01:49:24.180 Okay.

01:49:24.520 As everyone.

01:49:25.340 Oh, no, no, no, no.

01:49:26.300 Lots of, lots and lots and lots of strippers and tell the truth. 1.00

01:49:30.080 They have a little side hustle going on, don't they?

01:49:32.960 Well, whatever side hustle those girls have is their side hustle and I know nothing. 1.00

01:49:36.680 Yeah, but you know that they do, right?

01:49:38.200 What you know is that in LA where I work, if you do anything extra, you're getting fired,

01:49:44.520 which means you're banned from meeting new customers.

01:49:46.700 You're banned from-

01:49:46.980 Yeah, I mean, maybe, but I mean, it's pretty common. 0.98

01:49:49.320 It's pretty much common practices that they do side shit for money. 0.96

01:49:52.580 It's common. 0.99

01:49:52.980 It's well known, even in LA.

01:49:55.320 But what I'm telling you a story about is my story about the back room that I had,

01:50:00.940 which was requested of me to speak on.

01:50:02.500 So that's what I'm talking about.

01:50:03.780 Okay.

01:50:04.000 Yeah, I know.

01:50:04.420 I know.

01:50:04.640 And what I'm doing is I'm kind of making the same general characterization because I 0.99

01:50:08.740 don't understand how can you grind your genitals on a man for money and get him hard in his 1.00

01:50:14.660 pants while you grind on his hard on. 1.00

01:50:17.080 But the second he decides to, you know, do something just a little bit different than

01:50:23.080 that, well, that's where we draw the line.

01:50:24.960 I've never really understood the mentality with that. 1.00

01:50:27.300 If you nut in your own pants, that's different, but don't pull out and fucking nut on a female, 1.00

01:50:31.820 then you're going to get punched in the fucking face. 1.00

01:50:33.300 I think it's anything that, you know, you weren't prepared for that. 1.00

01:50:37.940 Hold on, I'm moving it on.

01:50:39.020 What was worse was the bestiality conversation.

01:50:40.300 Anyway, yeah, that was pretty bad, too.

01:50:41.920 This whole conversation was crazy. 0.99

01:50:43.540 That was pretty fucking terrible. 1.00

01:50:44.280 I need to shut up. 1.00

01:50:45.040 Can I say one more thing?

01:50:46.960 There's rules that you go into a strip club knowing, and there's rules that the dancers 1.00

01:50:51.960 have and the customers are supposed to abide by.

01:50:54.620 When those rules are broken, that's when the customer's getting dragged out.

01:50:58.140 And in that moment, the rules are broken.

01:51:00.340 Okay.

01:51:01.200 You can get it.

01:51:01.600 Yeah, I don't think dudes should be, whatever that dude did, he shouldn't have done it.

01:51:06.800 Facts, completely.

01:51:08.560 Anyways, okay, you said two things that you hate, a lazy dancer and a fake trick.

01:51:13.900 A lazy what?

01:51:15.080 What's a fake trick?

01:51:16.320 A fake trick is when you go to the club, and this guy pulls out, let's say a guy pulls out

01:51:21.240 $1,000, and he's like, I'm going to spend it, I'm going to spend it, I'm going to throw

01:51:24.040 it, and then he pockets it and takes it home. 0.71

01:51:25.900 That's a fake-ass trick. 0.79

01:51:28.280 Okay. 0.86

01:51:28.840 I get that.

01:51:29.920 Is this something someone can encounter in dating, too, or is this just like a club thing?

01:51:34.500 Oh, yeah.

01:51:34.780 In dating?

01:51:35.460 Yeah.

01:51:35.800 A fake trick.

01:51:36.740 Okay, so I think the biggest sale with trick tendencies is they'll tell you all the things

01:51:43.000 that they can do for you, and then a girl will believe it, and then after six months, they

01:51:47.240 can no longer provide the lifestyle that they've been providing in the beginning of the relationship.

01:51:51.560 That's also a fake trick, and that's also devastating because they sold you an idea of themselves

01:51:59.100 that was not real.

01:52:01.200 So that's also a fake AF.

01:52:03.340 All right.

01:52:03.760 You also wanted to mention something about the sassy men apocalypse.

01:52:07.780 I think this was on your Twitter.

01:52:08.340 I mean, isn't that what you're selling them, though?

01:52:10.560 Aren't you selling them the same thing?

01:52:12.060 You're selling them like a...

01:52:13.160 Well, if you're referring to the strip club, that's different.

01:52:15.780 If we're talking about dating...

01:52:17.000 Well, how's that different? 1.00

01:52:18.100 I mean, it's the same shit, right? 0.99

01:52:19.560 You're selling them the illusion that you're into them. 1.00

01:52:22.260 In the strip club, and they know it's an illusion.

01:52:23.220 That you like them.

01:52:24.500 You're selling them the same illusion, right?

01:52:26.260 Yeah.

01:52:26.520 In the strip club, they know it's an illusion.

01:52:28.160 They know it's not real, but if you're outside...

01:52:30.160 Well, do they?

01:52:31.440 God, I hope they do!

01:52:32.680 Why don't we just kind of make in the assumption that they know these things?

01:52:35.100 If they don't, they're tripping.

01:52:36.960 That men can't be preyed on by women inside of these clubs. 0.97

01:52:41.180 Clearly, they very clearly can.

01:52:43.420 Not all men who go into these clubs, even though they can consent because they're of age, have 0.93

01:52:47.340 all their faculties, they seem to be taken advantage of plenty.

01:52:51.580 If they're getting taken advantage of, it's because they want to be taken advantage of.

01:52:55.040 Oh, well, then I guess if you're getting taken advantage of, it's because you want

01:52:57.720 to get taken advantage of.

01:52:59.080 Facts.

01:53:01.260 Manipulation is real.

01:53:02.320 Facts!

01:53:03.380 Okay.

01:53:04.600 Moving on.

01:53:07.120 Would we say the same thing?

01:53:08.720 So, like, wait, if you're getting...

01:53:10.140 That's actually a good point Andrew raises.

01:53:12.240 So, if you are getting taken advantage of, it's because you want to be taken advantage

01:53:17.400 of.

01:53:18.140 What about, like, a guy who lies to a girl about his long-term intentions in order to get

01:53:23.380 her into bed? 0.68

01:53:23.900 So, yeah, the girl, she only wants to have sex with, like, a long-term boyfriend, and 0.89

01:53:28.360 he's like, baby, I love you, I want to be with you, they have sex, and then he never 0.56

01:53:32.260 talks to her again.

01:53:33.300 I think that happens every single day.

01:53:35.080 It does, yeah.

01:53:35.740 It happens a lot.

01:53:36.420 Yeah, that happens a lot.

01:53:36.900 And it's wrong, but... 1.00

01:53:37.940 That either means the coochie or the dick was trash. 1.00

01:53:41.380 Either way. 1.00

01:53:42.520 That's what it means. 0.99

01:53:43.220 If you guys fucking, you never fucking gang, then something is wrong. 0.99

01:53:46.140 Well, but he could also just be, like, trash if he just, like, wants to bang, but is, like, 1.00

01:53:51.180 lying. 0.97

01:53:51.380 That's true, too. 0.99

01:53:52.580 But most of the time, if you're just wanting to fuck and hook up, if it's just a hook-up 0.98

01:53:55.840 thing, it's like... 0.99

01:53:58.200 The same thing about what?

01:53:59.160 Well, Andrew said if you get taken advantage of, it's because you wanted to be taken advantage

01:54:05.320 of.

01:54:05.400 To an extent.

01:54:06.260 So that's the same case if a girl gets tricked in that way?

01:54:09.840 I mean, yeah, if you want the D, you want the D.

01:54:12.160 No, no, it's because she wanted it.

01:54:14.080 She wanted to be taken advantage of.

01:54:16.000 That's a logical extension, right?

01:54:17.460 I don't think that's why these kinds of, like, sloganeerings by people who cope because

01:54:22.920 they've engaged in prostitution. 0.76

01:54:24.780 It's a cope, right?

01:54:25.720 They're coping about the engagement of prostitution, but when you take it to its logical extension,

01:54:29.660 you find out, well, wait a second.

01:54:31.680 When men are taking advantage of them, they seem to have a completely different outlook

01:54:36.060 than when they...

01:54:37.100 So they go, oh, well, you know, men going into strip clubs, ah, they know they're being

01:54:40.500 taken advantage of.

01:54:41.660 Well, no.

01:54:42.360 They don't all know that.

01:54:43.180 I feel like they should not be true that they just know that.

01:54:49.920 We got to back up a teeny bit.

01:54:52.180 When somebody comes to the strip club, they're looking to party and have a good time.

01:54:56.720 And in the strip club, that's like bottle service and having a bunch of beautiful women 1.00

01:55:00.600 around them, right?

01:55:02.680 If you want the guy that's getting away from his wife that just wants to sit there and 0.96

01:55:05.920 maybe get a couple dances, you know, like, he's coming there for a reason and he knows

01:55:10.660 it's going to cost them money.

01:55:11.600 So it's not really taken advantage of.

01:55:13.580 It's two different scenarios. 0.99

01:55:14.360 That's bullshit. 0.99

01:55:14.580 Do you know what the concept of a parasocial relationship is? 1.00

01:55:19.840 No.

01:55:20.800 No.

01:55:21.380 The concept of a parasocial relationship.

01:55:23.620 You can be fooled into believing an illusion.

01:55:27.600 And this, women and men are both capable of believing an illusion.

01:55:31.700 In this case, the illusion is the girlfriend experience or the woman who's really into you.

01:55:36.300 Clearly, when you get paid money to strip, you're not going to pretend that you hate the

01:55:39.620 guy.

01:55:40.120 That's not what you're doing.

01:55:41.280 You're pretending that you're into him, that you think he's great, that you think he's

01:55:44.460 fantastic.

01:55:45.480 This makes you, in turn, more money.

01:55:48.200 Now, we're speaking in generalities. 1.00

01:55:50.160 I'm sure that you can point out some sicko who wants you to treat him like shit, but in 0.99

01:55:54.060 general, you're going to act like you're really into the men that you are performing the service 0.99

01:55:59.560 for because that, in turn, is going to make you a lot more money, right?

01:56:03.180 To kind of sit there and pretend that some of those men don't involve themselves in some

01:56:09.920 kind of parasocial relationship or believe that the experience is real or that you really 1.00

01:56:14.180 like them or something like that, it's bullshit. 0.98

01:56:16.820 That actually isn't even possible. 0.99

01:56:18.980 There has to be at least some of them that do believe that.

01:56:22.580 That's true.

01:56:22.960 I don't know what they believe, and I don't care.

01:56:25.320 I'm just doing my job.

01:56:26.120 It's their fault.

01:56:26.560 Right.

01:56:26.860 They don't care.

01:56:27.520 You'll take advantage of them one way or the other because you're doing your job.

01:56:29.940 Well, it's not taking advantage.

01:56:30.360 That's why I don't feel bad when you're like, oh, this guy took advantage of me.

01:56:33.360 I'm like, good.

01:56:33.880 That's called comeuppance.

01:56:34.780 They're going to a place of business paying money for a service, like very knowingly,

01:56:40.220 very willingly.

01:56:41.620 They know what a strip club is. 1.00

01:56:44.800 Most men, most people know what strip clubs are, and they understand what they're getting

01:56:48.560 into when they walk in there.

01:56:50.160 I'm sure not everybody does to that full extent.

01:56:53.380 We can't.

01:56:54.260 He's gone now.

01:56:55.880 I feel like a woman that's investing in a relationship based on trust of the guy and

01:57:03.840 thinking that he's legitimate when he says a certain thing.

01:57:07.520 I feel like that's completely different than a cash transaction.

01:57:11.920 They're two different things.

01:57:13.360 You can't compare them or act like they're the same.

01:57:15.580 I was getting so.

01:57:16.960 You can compare them.

01:57:17.040 There's people that have all sorts of vulnerabilities, and they're in a different place mentally.

01:57:22.980 Maybe they've just lost somebody.

01:57:25.280 Maybe they've gone through a divorce or whatever.

01:57:28.240 Maybe they're just very naive.

01:57:31.240 And that happens with females as well. 1.00

01:57:34.820 And I don't think preying upon somebody and lying to them deliberately is ever a good

01:57:40.240 thing.

01:57:41.120 So let's back up real quick to what you were saying earlier.

01:57:45.640 You said, clearly most men know.

01:57:47.560 I think that you're right.

01:57:48.600 I think that probably most men who go into a strip club understand that it's a fantasy

01:57:52.640 based experience.

01:57:54.220 But remember what she said. 0.99

01:57:55.840 I don't give a shit. 0.99

01:57:57.300 I don't give a shit if they don't think it is. 0.99

01:57:59.260 I'm there to do a job. 0.99

01:58:00.580 I'm there to make money, right?

01:58:02.220 She doesn't care if there's men who come in there and don't believe that.

01:58:06.220 They don't know that, or they fall for the parasocial aspect of this thing. 1.00

01:58:09.660 She doesn't give a shit. 1.00

01:58:10.960 I mean, what is she supposed to do about that? 0.99

01:58:12.520 So hang on.

01:58:13.420 She said it.

01:58:14.160 Those were her words.

01:58:14.980 I did say that, and I believe that.

01:58:16.420 I stand by it.

01:58:16.640 Can you repeat her words for me?

01:58:18.660 Can you repeat them?

01:58:20.060 So I know that you heard them. 0.99

01:58:21.420 Oh, she doesn't give a shit if they come there unknowingly. 1.00

01:58:24.060 She doesn't give a shit. 1.00

01:58:25.080 Yeah, she doesn't give a shit. 1.00

01:58:25.840 Again, that's her job. 0.99

01:58:27.200 Why in turn should men give a shit if women are taken advantage of, if women fall for 0.99

01:58:33.880 the parasocial experience? 0.99

01:58:35.840 Because I assume that most women believe that most men are just looking to score.

01:58:41.800 They're just looking to get some.

01:58:43.360 They're just looking to hit and run, right?

01:58:46.200 I assume that.

01:58:47.580 And so since I make that assumption, any of them that do that, shouldn't I just go,

01:58:52.180 well, you know, I guess you shouldn't have fallen for it?

01:58:54.600 Well, no, because you're comparing a business and a service to a relationship, and they're

01:58:59.860 just not, they're not the same.

01:59:01.680 The only difference is the money, right?

01:59:04.680 No.

01:59:05.660 There's no real difference.

01:59:06.800 You're not meeting somebody in a regular environment.

01:59:10.080 You're comparing.

01:59:10.940 No, no.

01:59:11.780 Why is it that when you make an analogy that people don't seem to understand, that if I

01:59:17.160 say apples and oranges are different, I'm still comparing fruit.

01:59:20.300 So while I'm comparing two different situations, the logic is still the same.

01:59:23.780 And strippers take advantage of men. 1.00

01:59:26.540 There's no doubt that they do.

01:59:27.620 Escorts do the same thing.

01:59:28.760 They take advantage of men all the time.

01:59:30.900 There's no doubt that that's true.

01:59:33.180 So if that is true, if you have three sugar daddies who are taking care of your bills and 0.55

01:59:37.960 they all know each other.

01:59:38.780 We're not taking advantage of people that need help.

01:59:40.180 We're therapists.

01:59:41.160 We're not taking advantage of people who need help.

01:59:43.720 You got them on the home couch and you're going to make sure that they get their right

01:59:47.880 therapy and it's just going to cost them a lot of money, right?

01:59:50.840 You're there for them.

01:59:52.320 It's a public service.

01:59:53.620 Especially if you're cheating on your wife or your girlfriend.

01:59:55.760 What's your job, dude?

01:59:57.620 Because I want to know, like...

01:59:59.440 I'm a robotics mechanic.

02:00:00.800 What's your job?

02:00:01.900 Oh, I work at Amazon.

02:00:04.300 What's your job?

02:00:05.580 Mrs. Tree Dater?

02:00:07.480 Okay, wait.

02:00:08.280 Can we go back to this topic?

02:00:09.320 But I wanted to know.

02:00:10.740 What's your job, Mrs. Tree Dater?

02:00:12.400 I'm sorry.

02:00:12.800 I'm sorry.

02:00:13.200 Mrs. Tree Dater, what's your job?

02:00:14.660 I'm a robotics mechanic.

02:00:15.680 What's your job?

02:00:16.200 She had a question related to what your job was.

02:00:19.080 Yeah, ask the question for her.

02:00:20.680 She asked me when I answered.

02:00:22.000 I'm a robotics mechanic.

02:00:22.880 What's your job?

02:00:23.860 I work at the... 0.99

02:00:24.720 I said I work at a fucking warehouse, so... 1.00

02:00:27.580 Yeah, you work at a fucking warehouse. 1.00

02:00:29.220 Where were you going with that? 1.00

02:00:30.700 Okay, anyway. 0.99

02:00:31.840 So, because you want to sit here and act fucking smart, I got you. 0.87

02:00:35.480 Anyway, I want to know, like, do your employees or whoever that you talk to, do they think 0.94

02:00:40.060 that you're taking advantage of them as well for, like, what you do, or, like...

02:00:45.060 No.

02:00:46.140 Okay. 1.00

02:00:47.120 So, why would that be the same for a fucking stripper? 1.00

02:00:50.060 That's their job. 1.00

02:00:51.360 Are you stupid? 1.00

02:00:53.680 Yeah, what you just said is incoherent, and I don't even understand it. 1.00

02:00:56.580 How is that incoherent?

02:00:57.600 It's a job.

02:00:58.220 Oh, so wait a second.

02:00:58.940 Being a stripper is a job. 1.00

02:01:01.060 Hang on.

02:01:01.740 So, are you saying that people can't fleece their customers by giving their customer an

02:01:06.260 illusion and taking advantage of them?

02:01:08.360 However, if they know that what they're getting...

02:01:10.780 Hang on, you have to calm down enough to let me get the question out before you answer.

02:01:14.620 Wait, hold on.

02:01:15.260 But you've been, like, yelling at everybody else.

02:01:18.340 Well, you do realize that...

02:01:19.780 You've been yelling at everybody else, so I don't know who you're talking to.

02:01:19.800 Okay, okay, I want you to do me a favor real quick.

02:01:22.480 Count how many people are in the room and count how many of me there are.

02:01:26.020 Go ahead.

02:01:27.160 She doesn't need to do that, because you definitely have been talking over a couple of days several times.

02:01:31.820 Nobody's even talking to you.

02:01:33.560 We're having this exchange.

02:01:34.680 I don't need you to talk to me.

02:01:35.800 I don't mind to listen to your opinions.

02:01:37.640 I don't know why you're even involved in the exchange.

02:01:40.740 It has nothing to do with it.

02:01:41.280 Because I can involve myself in anything I want to.

02:01:44.000 It's a podcast.

02:01:45.540 Okay, so...

02:01:46.160 And you can also involve yourself by not speaking until we're done with the exchange.

02:01:50.400 Remember how you were having exchanges with other people and I didn't get in the mix?

02:01:54.160 Remember how I gave you that kind of respect?

02:01:55.960 But then remember when you did...

02:01:56.640 Do you think you can show it back?

02:01:57.660 I don't know.

02:01:58.780 Yeah, I don't think you can.

02:02:00.460 But try.

02:02:01.100 Try anyway.

02:02:01.600 Well, I've watched you try for many episodes and I haven't seen it.

02:02:04.940 Before we were so rudely interrupted by, I don't know, this brought over here.

02:02:07.640 I was speaking with that.

02:02:08.680 Perhaps you can explain to me, if there's that many people in the room and I'm having various

02:02:15.540 arguments with those people, obviously I'm going to have to insert and interject far

02:02:21.580 more than those people are for me.

02:02:23.880 It's easy because there's one of me and there's many of you, right?

02:02:26.280 Is it not all of us though?

02:02:27.020 We all have to interject if we don't like...

02:02:29.540 And you all have been interjecting.

02:02:31.200 What's your point?

02:02:32.380 I was really enjoying that conversation.

02:02:33.380 My point is that if there's one of me and nine of you, clearly in order to get some

02:02:37.040 speaking time...

02:02:37.340 Anyway, just get back to the topic.

02:02:39.140 I don't know what I was going to make.

02:02:40.100 So you need to allow him to finish asking the question.

02:02:42.420 Go ahead, Andrew.

02:02:42.920 Ask the question.

02:02:43.640 Then she can respond.

02:02:45.240 Well, so the question is, I don't know.

02:02:48.360 In this case, you're creating a false dialectic.

02:02:50.980 I was looking for a logical extension.

02:02:52.660 I was saying, based on your logic, the extension of the logic should apply to these other situations.

02:02:57.060 That's a logical extension.

02:02:58.560 The false dialectic, which you proposed though, is saying...

02:03:01.580 Because employers can mistreat their employees, that that is in some way similar to selling

02:03:06.740 a fantasy experience.

02:03:08.020 And it's clearly not.

02:03:10.420 Are you talking to me or deadbeat?

02:03:12.640 Yeah, I'm talking to you.

02:03:13.920 Okay.

02:03:14.460 So first of all, they're a stripper, right? 0.76

02:03:17.780 So if they're a stripper, I don't go to a strip club thinking, oh, I'm going to make 1.00

02:03:21.700 this girl my wife. 1.00

02:03:24.140 Like, that's your fuck up. 1.00

02:03:25.620 Honestly. 0.99

02:03:26.340 Okay.

02:03:26.860 You know, a lot of people don't go on.

02:03:29.540 But that's my point.

02:03:31.220 I would say 99% of customers do not go in thinking they're going to get a relationship,

02:03:38.800 thinking they're going to get any type of long-term anything.

02:03:41.740 They're going in there to have an experience, to party, and to have fun.

02:03:45.620 And the ones that are going in there to talk about their wife because they're annoyed are

02:03:50.560 paying for a girl to sit there and just listen to them yap. 0.98

02:03:54.280 And they know that. 0.99

02:03:55.040 They're like, thank you for sitting here and listening to me talk about my deadbeat ass life. 0.95

02:03:59.180 I'm going to give you $500. 0.95

02:04:00.920 And they are the ones that are making that conscious decision.

02:04:06.200 Yeah.

02:04:06.380 But that's not what the dispute is.

02:04:08.100 Do you know what the dispute we're having even is?

02:04:09.920 He was saying, if I remember it correctly, Andrew, he was saying, don't you think that that turnabout

02:04:17.540 is fair play if a guy tells a girl that he has longer relationship intentions just to get

02:04:24.620 her into bed, that the one should make the other one okay or balance each other out?

02:04:30.720 So if a girl is getting bread, you're trying to say, is it the equivalent of a guy selling

02:04:36.880 the idea of a long-term relationship?

02:04:39.720 No, what I'm saying is that if you have the expectation that most men who walk into a strip

02:04:44.500 club are going to understand they're being sold a fantasy experience, I can agree with

02:04:48.200 that.

02:04:49.080 But what I'm saying is that there's clearly going to be some who do not think that it's

02:04:54.360 just a pure fantasy experience who are being taken advantage of.

02:04:57.680 I agree that that could happen.

02:04:59.600 Yeah, sure.

02:05:00.340 So my counter to this is just to say, well, wait a second.

02:05:03.520 I also think that there's women who are being sold a fantasy experience from men.

02:05:10.620 And men are essentially trying to get the thing that they want out of those women, just like

02:05:15.080 you're trying to get money out of men. 1.00

02:05:17.780 And so if that is the case, it seems that turnabout is fair play, yeah? 1.00

02:05:22.700 Honestly, same, same shit. 0.99

02:05:24.880 I agree with you. 1.00

02:05:25.780 You know, there's a girl doing it to a guy, there's a guy doing it to a girl. 0.99

02:05:28.920 Different settings, though.

02:05:30.040 Guys are doing it at nightclubs, in regular nightclubs, and they're trying to, like, take

02:05:34.740 a girl home.

02:05:35.080 Do you agree?

02:05:35.700 Do you agree with me?

02:05:36.740 So the point of the contention is Andrew's right, right?

02:05:41.680 Honestly, I was trying to have a conversation with you this entire time, and other people

02:05:46.040 kept, like, interrupting.

02:05:47.140 I know, I know.

02:05:47.900 That's fair.

02:05:48.500 They were.

02:05:48.860 They were interjecting.

02:05:49.840 I thought we were having a good time.

02:05:50.620 I was having my moment, y'all.

02:05:52.480 It was a beautiful moment.

02:05:53.380 And so moving things on here a little bit, you also, I think this was a tweet of yours,

02:05:58.640 mentioned something about a sassy man, sassy men apocalypse.

02:06:02.680 What is that?

02:06:03.240 What's that?

02:06:03.980 I think men do want, okay, okay, okay.

02:06:08.300 Okay.

02:06:08.600 Good-looking men, semi-attractive.

02:06:11.760 I'm talking about on a scale of one to ten.

02:06:13.740 They're, like, six or sevens want to be chased. 0.99

02:06:17.040 All right.

02:06:17.340 They want to be chased.

02:06:18.180 They want to be actively.

02:06:19.460 You know, I love them as they should.

02:06:22.540 Men want to be cradled. 1.00

02:06:23.800 They want to be loved.

02:06:24.560 They've been abused for so many years.

02:06:25.940 They're getting sensitive.

02:06:27.240 So now they're like, you know what?

02:06:29.480 Show me.

02:06:30.060 Show me that you love me.

02:06:31.200 So they want girls to chase them. 1.00

02:06:32.980 And in that process of girls chasing them, they're extremely sassy, and they give attitude, 0.95

02:06:39.560 and they match women's energy often. 1.00

02:06:41.800 Drizzle, drizzle. 0.93

02:06:45.720 Drizzle, drizzle. 0.93

02:06:47.380 What is that?

02:06:48.260 Yeah, sassy man apocalypse.

02:06:49.660 I love it.

02:06:50.440 As you should.

02:06:51.100 I know you want to be loved, baby.

02:06:52.140 I think girls should pay for first dates in all dates. 1.00

02:06:55.600 Okay, I have paid for quite a few first dates.

02:06:57.840 All dates?

02:06:58.180 If I'm not going to smash you out, and if I see nothing going, I'll pay for the first

02:07:02.960 date, because I'll never see you again. 0.77

02:07:04.080 Wait, you smash guys out, or they smash you out?

02:07:07.460 Goes both ways.

02:07:08.280 Depends on who it is.

02:07:10.080 Depends how masculine they are, but yeah, I'm usually the one getting smashed out. 0.72

02:07:14.600 What the hell?

02:07:18.440 Sorry, y'all. 0.96

02:07:20.540 Ew.

02:07:21.260 I agitate.

02:07:27.140 Okay.

02:07:28.180 Good times.

02:07:30.160 Good times.

02:07:31.400 Any girls here have this experience? 1.00

02:07:33.520 You're encountering sassy men who kind of want to be pursued and chased by you? 0.98

02:07:42.120 Or girls, I guess. 0.64

02:07:43.080 Yeah.

02:07:43.780 Yeah.

02:07:44.320 I think we have one on the TV right now.

02:07:47.140 Is Andrew?

02:07:48.080 I think he's a little sassy.

02:07:48.980 Andrew's a sassy man.

02:07:49.980 He's sassy.

02:07:50.660 He likes to match the energy of the person he's talking to, whether it be a woman or a

02:07:53.940 man.

02:07:54.520 Okay.

02:07:54.920 That's true.

02:07:55.780 Yeah.

02:07:56.020 That is a true and fair assessment.

02:07:58.400 Generally, if you're respectful, and we have a good respectful back and forth, I like to

02:08:02.520 have those. 1.00

02:08:03.520 And if you're a total bitch, then I'll be a total asshole. 1.00

02:08:06.380 You're a cutie, though. 1.00

02:08:07.180 You're a cutie.

02:08:07.920 I think that that's totally reasonable.

02:08:09.200 I think that's totally reasonable.

02:08:10.140 I think that's typical.

02:08:11.760 You got good arguments, and you come with substance, and I really do appreciate that.

02:08:17.520 She'll give you a discount.

02:08:18.300 A great debater.

02:08:20.500 I'll take $5 off a lap dance.

02:08:23.220 And you and your wife get a couple dance by me. 1.00

02:08:25.060 What the fuck? 1.00

02:08:25.400 Okay. 1.00

02:08:26.800 Well, you know, I think with an alpha man, you're going to have that.

02:08:28.980 I just want to let you know, even if I were to break my orthodox vows and do something 0.99

02:08:36.060 as sick as that, why the fuck do you think I would ever do it with you? 0.98

02:08:40.340 Where's the delusion come in where, like, if you can pay for that, what makes you think 0.99

02:08:45.440 I'd pay for that with you?

02:08:46.560 Honestly, that statement alone, I would say that you need to go to the strip club and 1.00

02:08:52.380 pick somebody that you are attracted to.

02:08:54.240 You need that lap dance, because if you're that hostile over a hot girl offering you and

02:09:00.320 your wife a lap dance, then there's something wrong. 1.00

02:09:02.800 You know, I've been told on this show a ton of times that hot is subjective.

02:09:06.720 It's a subjective metric.

02:09:08.160 It's not objective.

02:09:09.000 I think I'm universal.

02:09:09.700 When you say hot, this is just a subjective term.

02:09:13.160 Yeah, I think I'm universal.

02:09:14.000 And so for me, it's also subjective, right?

02:09:15.740 You know what? 0.99

02:09:16.720 This would be a perfect, oh no, I unpinned the Stifler, damn it. 0.97

02:09:22.300 If we're doing the ratings, I want to do something a little different on the ratings.

02:09:27.620 Unfortunately, we unpinned Stifler's comment, but typically we have, so we have a question

02:09:32.720 that comes in from a guy named Stifler.

02:09:34.120 He says, ask everyone to rate their looks, looks, on a scale of one to ten, can't pick

02:09:39.800 seven.

02:09:40.360 Andrew, what is the differential that you'd like to?

02:09:43.320 If you guys will humor me tonight, I've been thinking about this, and I'm going to be

02:09:48.180 totally honest with you, just so that you can understand my mindset.

02:09:51.620 Women lie about this constantly, and we catch them and lie after lie after lie on this. 1.00

02:09:56.840 They just, and I know why.

02:09:59.220 It's not even because they're being malicious, it's because they don't want to hurt people's

02:10:02.120 feelings.

02:10:03.020 Okay?

02:10:03.440 Like, that's the honest reason that they lie about this answer so much.

02:10:04.880 Wait, should we get the ratings before?

02:10:06.360 Should we get the ratings before, or you want to?

02:10:08.100 Hang on, hang on, hang on.

02:10:09.100 Okay.

02:10:09.260 Nope, this feeds into the question.

02:10:10.800 I just want to give a precursor so you understand my mindset.

02:10:13.940 There is such a thing as something called the wisdom of the crowd.

02:10:17.420 And what this means is, if you had a state fair, and there was a cow in the fair, almost

02:10:22.280 everybody who guessed the weight of the cow would be wrong.

02:10:26.320 But if you averaged their answers, you would be really close to the actual weight of the

02:10:30.980 cow, the wisdom of the crowd.

02:10:32.380 Now, so what I'd like to do is ask you, if 1,000 men were rating you, what do you think

02:10:39.000 they would average you at?

02:10:42.740 Going around the table.

02:10:44.060 We said you can't say seven?

02:10:45.760 Was that what you said?

02:10:46.400 You can't say seven.

02:10:47.380 Why?

02:10:48.000 If it's 1,000 men are rating you and we're taking the average of all of their answers,

02:10:52.040 what do you think that it would end up, the number would be?

02:10:55.020 Well, why can't you say seven, though?

02:10:56.360 That's why I'm just curious about that.

02:10:57.900 It's a rest in peace.

02:10:58.920 Because it's a safe number.

02:10:59.940 Okay, well then, eight.

02:11:03.340 Eight.

02:11:03.900 Do you think that 1,000 men who rated you would consider you to be at the top tier of the

02:11:09.040 most beautiful women in the world? 1.00

02:11:10.520 That's what I would hope for.

02:11:11.280 Wait, let's get, why don't we, Andrew, we ought to get the whole answer.

02:11:14.360 I'm sorry, go ahead.

02:11:14.900 We ought to get everybody first. 0.99

02:11:16.080 My answer, damn it. 0.99

02:11:17.000 Ten. 0.99

02:11:19.940 Nine.

02:11:22.280 I respectfully decline answering this question because I do not want to focus my point

02:11:26.660 of consciousness into the sphere.

02:11:28.220 So, with peace and love. 1.00

02:11:29.680 What the fuck? 1.00

02:11:30.880 Wait, what? 1.00

02:11:31.400 With peace and love.

02:11:32.860 Respect.

02:11:33.680 With peace and love, I decline.

02:11:35.660 Why?

02:11:36.700 Because I do not want to focus my point of consciousness into this sphere.

02:11:40.340 Into this sphere?

02:11:42.300 Into this sphere.

02:11:42.400 Or the sphere?

02:11:44.080 Into this sphere.

02:11:45.040 What is this sphere?

02:11:46.360 This sphere, this point of conversation.

02:11:49.040 What do you mean?

02:11:49.540 What does that mean?

02:11:50.400 And the energetic essence it lies within.

02:11:52.220 I don't feel like it.

02:11:53.140 What does, I'm sorry, you're going to have to translate it.

02:11:55.400 Tia's wearing off.

02:11:56.380 Just let her say what she wants. 1.00

02:11:58.800 I say this with peace and love and all due respect, but I don't answer stupid questions. 0.99

02:12:05.880 Well, actually, this, I could say that the self-rating, perhaps, you could make an argument 0.99

02:12:10.840 it's a stupid question, but it seems like if you were to ask, what if 1,000 people were 0.85

02:12:16.380 giving their subjective metric on how you looked, how they thought your beauty standard 1.00

02:12:21.980 was, that actually doesn't seem like a stupid question to me. 0.93

02:12:25.320 That seems like a wise question because we're looking at the wisdom of the crowd. 0.95

02:12:28.820 This is the point of the mental exercise.

02:12:31.420 Well, I believe everything in existence has a purpose, but I feel this lacks a lot of value.

02:12:36.760 Ah, teleology, purpose.

02:12:39.800 I love purpose.

02:12:40.800 I love teleology.

02:12:41.780 I love the idea of a telos.

02:12:43.820 What is your purpose on a dating podcast, do you think?

02:12:47.400 To bring in a new perspective.

02:12:50.260 And could this perspective also be to answer the questions which you're asked?

02:12:54.440 And here's the thing, I'll be totally fair and I'll answer the same question I ask you.

02:12:58.720 Is this just based on looks or is this just like off a photo of you, like a picture, or

02:13:05.880 is it like a, they know what your personality is?

02:13:08.360 No, they don't know anything about your personality.

02:13:10.000 It's just a pure beauty standard.

02:13:11.680 The personality is a 10.

02:13:12.240 Can I say something though?

02:13:14.480 So my thing about that, like my response to that is like, I think it's subjective too.

02:13:21.140 Like someone could see me as like a 10 and then someone else could see me as like a, and

02:13:25.860 I get you want to like average it out, but the thing is like someone fact, someone can

02:13:32.540 factor certain things into looks on average.

02:13:34.920 So I feel like you can't really like subjectively like be like, cause, cause everyone thinks

02:13:40.880 Brad Pitt is hot, right?

02:13:42.220 I don't agree with, so I'm going to totally agree with people, but that's a good point. 0.99

02:13:48.940 I'm going to grant all of this, right?

02:13:51.380 You're totally correct.

02:13:52.440 It's completely subjective.

02:13:53.720 So based on what you think the subjective metric of 1000 people who were rating you

02:14:00.980 at a County fair, you're in a beauty pageant, you're in a beauty pageant.

02:14:04.600 And the way that they determine who the beauty queen is, is they use the numbers one, two, 0.99

02:14:08.800 10, and you are estimating what 1000 men would say you would be based on their general opinion.

02:14:18.060 So you mean like on average, like socially, subjectively?

02:14:23.840 Yes. 1.00

02:14:24.320 Answer the fucking question. 1.00

02:14:26.240 Thank you. 0.99

02:14:26.880 I don't know if I can answer the question though.

02:14:29.060 Like, what does that even mean?

02:14:30.200 One out of 10.

02:14:30.860 A thousand guys looking at it.

02:14:32.100 One out of 10.

02:14:32.740 Where are they going to put you?

02:14:33.780 Well, here's the thing.

02:14:34.540 I would have said seven, but why can't we say seven?

02:14:37.060 One out of 10, girl.

02:14:37.500 I like this girl.

02:14:38.360 I like this girl.

02:14:38.880 Wait, listen, listen.

02:14:39.980 I was.

02:14:40.880 I was.

02:14:41.440 One out of 10.

02:14:41.840 Go off, queen. 1.00

02:14:42.660 I was.

02:14:43.260 Go off, queen. 1.00

02:14:44.760 One out of 10.

02:14:45.680 What do you give yourself?

02:14:46.040 Go off, queen. 1.00

02:14:46.720 I gave myself an eight.

02:14:47.560 Say seven anyway.

02:14:48.340 Listen, I was going to say seven, but why can't we say seven?

02:14:50.620 So just say six if that's what you want to say then.

02:14:53.180 Go off, please.

02:14:53.920 Or eight, ten.

02:14:54.980 Come on, just say it.

02:14:56.040 Six or eight.

02:14:56.560 And then let's keep it going.

02:14:57.020 Jesus Christ.

02:14:58.120 Six or eight.

02:14:58.740 Well, how does this not. 0.99

02:14:59.860 You guys want to get so deep with every fucking question. 1.00

02:15:01.700 Just answer the fucking question. 0.99

02:15:03.620 Yeah, but how does this not like engage more of the conversation, though? 1.00

02:15:07.380 Because look how many people are sitting at the table.

02:15:09.260 There's so many other things we could talk about besides this.

02:15:11.720 Like this question is so simple.

02:15:14.880 Well, I don't want to answer it.

02:15:16.340 And like, I don't want to.

02:15:17.460 How am I supposed to answer it if I don't know how to answer it?

02:15:19.980 Like, well, let's do that yourself.

02:15:21.020 It's not.

02:15:21.480 You're complicating it.

02:15:22.840 Internalize.

02:15:23.300 Yeah.

02:15:23.840 What do you rate yourself?

02:15:24.740 Okay, I'll say ten.

02:15:26.200 Ten.

02:15:26.640 There you go.

02:15:27.400 Eight, two, nine.

02:15:28.740 Ten.

02:15:28.980 Ten.

02:15:29.540 Ten.

02:15:30.060 Ten.

02:15:30.560 Ten.

02:15:30.640 Ten.

02:15:31.520 So, yes, I agree with you.

02:15:35.280 It's okay to get.

02:15:36.880 Hang on.

02:15:37.280 Hang on.

02:15:37.560 Stop the side combo for a second.

02:15:39.140 Stop the side combo for a second.

02:15:40.760 It's perfectly okay for you to have a clarifying question.

02:15:44.420 But I did clarify.

02:15:46.020 So, you're in a beauty pageant.

02:15:48.260 It's a thousand men.

02:15:49.980 It's the rating system of one to ten.

02:15:51.920 They all are holding up their little signs that say one through ten.

02:15:55.980 Right?

02:15:56.860 What do you think the average of that would be?

02:16:00.640 She said ten.

02:16:03.540 Well, I just let her answer.

02:16:05.100 She did answer, though.

02:16:06.540 She answered.

02:16:06.920 I didn't hear it.

02:16:07.640 I just wanted to hear it.

02:16:08.260 Go ahead.

02:16:08.400 Oh, they want to hear you say it.

02:16:09.580 Guys, guys, guys.

02:16:10.320 Let her answer.

02:16:10.720 Ten.

02:16:11.900 Sorry.

02:16:12.460 We didn't.

02:16:12.700 Ten.

02:16:13.060 Okay.

02:16:14.900 I heard it back.

02:16:15.540 Hold on.

02:16:15.980 But.

02:16:16.780 Oh, God.

02:16:17.340 We're coming back to you now. 1.00

02:16:18.640 You're coming to the butt. 0.99

02:16:19.560 Allow me to have a bit of a back and forth on this. 0.99

02:16:21.620 So, go ahead.

02:16:23.760 Well, has your answer.

02:16:25.480 Have you reconsidered answering?

02:16:27.180 No.

02:16:27.420 Okay.

02:16:27.660 So.

02:16:28.960 Well, hold on.

02:16:29.760 So, now I'm going to have a meta conversation with you. 1.00

02:16:32.200 So, why is it stupid? 1.00

02:16:33.900 Why is it stupid? 1.00

02:16:34.760 Yeah. 1.00

02:16:34.920 Why is it a stupid question? 1.00

02:16:35.840 Because I feel like it's just on a surface level. 1.00

02:16:39.220 Like, there's no deeper.

02:16:40.500 You don't care?

02:16:41.440 You're not superficial in any capacity?

02:16:44.080 No.

02:16:44.400 I'm saying the question.

02:16:45.300 You're too far from the microphone.

02:16:46.420 I'm sorry.

02:16:46.800 I'm sorry.

02:16:47.460 I didn't mean to do that.

02:16:48.060 Go ahead.

02:16:48.400 But I'm saying in general, the question itself, it's very surface level.

02:16:53.760 I don't think it takes into the account.

02:16:56.000 I'm sorry to, like, have this conversation again because, like, I know.

02:16:58.700 It's okay.

02:16:59.440 Have the conversation.

02:17:00.340 Go ahead.

02:17:00.880 Have the conversation.

02:17:01.460 But I feel like it's such on a surface level where I hear this a lot on your podcast where

02:17:07.480 you talk about the rating system and everything.

02:17:09.840 And I feel it discounts and excludes the fact that everyone is unique in their own complex

02:17:16.120 way.

02:17:16.940 And I feel every person, say, out of that 1,000 people are going to be so different on

02:17:23.880 that.

02:17:24.040 They're going to rate you in such a different way because each of those people are so

02:17:26.960 complex, including you.

02:17:28.300 We totally agree.

02:17:29.100 And you.

02:17:29.820 I get it.

02:17:30.780 Because it's like an average you're saying, right?

02:17:32.680 Yes.

02:17:32.840 Yeah, yeah.

02:17:33.300 So listen, I'm going to repeat back to you what you're saying so that you understand

02:17:36.580 that I know exactly what you're talking about.

02:17:38.340 You're saying it's a superficial conversation.

02:17:40.080 The reason that it is is because across the board, these ratings are going to be so different,

02:17:44.640 right, that it's just going to seem bizarre.

02:17:49.180 Perhaps that is true.

02:17:51.180 However, that's why we're asking, what do you think the average would be out of all

02:17:54.620 1,000 of these people?

02:17:55.940 Now, before you say, well, that's superficial.

02:17:57.500 Remember that any time your boyfriend, husband, et cetera, ever has asked you what you want

02:18:02.240 for breakfast, that's a superficial question as well.

02:18:05.000 And you answer that one.

02:18:06.720 So maybe you can answer this one.

02:18:08.560 Well, for this one, I just think in terms of even, say, the podcast, because I've seen

02:18:13.640 your podcast a few times.

02:18:14.800 In all honesty, I feel like you've been fracturing on with this question over and over and over

02:18:18.900 again.

02:18:19.240 It's overplayed.

02:18:20.120 But why come on the podcast if you don't want to answer these type of questions?

02:18:22.680 The podcast is called Whatever.

02:18:24.400 So can't we talk about whatever?

02:18:25.900 That's a whatever question.

02:18:26.540 Are you open to debate, though?

02:18:27.940 Yeah.

02:18:28.400 Like, isn't that the point of being on here, though?

02:18:30.020 No, that's true.

02:18:30.680 But I'm just curious.

02:18:31.560 Why would you come on this type of podcast if you're not, like, thinking that you're going

02:18:34.900 to answer those type of questions?

02:18:36.020 Oh, I already knew I was going to answer this one.

02:18:37.820 Oh, okay.

02:18:38.520 See, I didn't really look too much.

02:18:40.480 Wait, so you said fractal?

02:18:42.620 Yeah.

02:18:42.940 Something about fractals?

02:18:44.080 So fractals.

02:18:45.080 What?

02:18:45.740 A continuous infinite loop of energy.

02:18:47.800 What?

02:18:48.280 Oh, my gosh.

02:18:49.600 No, no, no.

02:18:50.120 There's no one.

02:18:50.760 She's right.

02:18:51.480 A fractal is a continuous infinite loop of the same thing over and over because you can

02:18:55.760 take one, you can fractal it into an infinite.

02:18:58.480 You can make anything an infinite through a fractal.

02:19:00.860 It has literally nothing to do with this question, though.

02:19:04.000 I was using it as a simple.

02:19:05.420 In a million years time, a fractal has anything to do with this.

02:19:08.000 I was using it as a simple.

02:19:08.960 Wait, so your objection is the frequency with which I ask this question, which is almost

02:19:14.460 every podcast.

02:19:16.520 Is that your objection?

02:19:17.620 Is the frequency?

02:19:18.140 I just feel like it's overplayed.

02:19:20.200 She's trying to be different, guys.

02:19:21.520 But it's overplayed.

02:19:23.000 But every single episode, I also ask people their name, their age, where they're from,

02:19:27.480 relationship status.

02:19:29.240 That's just like a basic getting to know the person.

02:19:31.780 Oh, this is very basic, too, though.

02:19:33.720 Everyone's going to have a different opinion.

02:19:35.400 That same question isn't going to feel the same for every single person sitting here

02:19:39.380 every single time they do the podcast.

02:19:41.300 Yeah, I get that.

02:19:41.820 Everyone's always going to have a different response to that.

02:19:44.180 Definitely.

02:19:44.420 And that's what makes the question unique.

02:19:46.140 Not the question itself, but the person answering.

02:19:48.340 I get that.

02:19:48.800 Yeah.

02:19:49.140 So let me ask you a couple questions, then.

02:19:51.440 You guys aren't getting her answer.

02:19:52.500 She's not going to say it.

02:19:53.220 Well, that's okay.

02:19:53.640 I know.

02:19:54.580 Well, that's okay.

02:19:55.620 It's fine.

02:19:56.500 Okay, so when it comes to physical attractiveness, you don't care at all about that?

02:20:02.880 I think it's more, so sometimes, if I'm just kind of like, I will be attracted to someone

02:20:11.000 after I get to know them, where I won't feel attracted at all.

02:20:13.260 You're not answering my question.

02:20:15.880 Are you talking about just like, I need you to answer my actual question.

02:20:18.740 So, yes, are you attracted to people because of their personality?

02:20:21.600 Wonderful.

02:20:22.240 Can you answer the actual question, though?

02:20:23.940 Repeat it one more time.

02:20:25.920 Do you make any assessments when it comes to somebody's physical attractiveness,

02:20:30.240 when it comes to determining whether you would date them or not?

02:20:32.880 Yes.

02:20:35.600 Obviously, yes.

02:20:36.620 Okay, a couple further clarifying questions, then.

02:20:40.480 So, would height be one of those things?

02:20:43.440 No, I've...

02:20:44.080 So you would date a guy who's 4'11".

02:20:45.680 How tall are you?

02:20:46.940 I'm 5'7".

02:20:47.900 5'7".

02:20:48.400 So you would date a guy who's 4'11".

02:20:50.880 I mean, if they were...

02:20:53.880 Say, if they were...

02:20:54.920 Just based off a list.

02:20:56.000 Oh, so they have to make up for it, then.

02:20:57.600 No, but...

02:20:57.880 No, go ahead.

02:20:58.140 Say what you're going to say.

02:20:58.720 If I'm saying, I want to bring my boyfriend to this because, like, I love him, and I

02:21:01.920 don't even want to, like, compare him to, in any situation, like, some weird...

02:21:06.480 I don't want to talk about other guys.

02:21:08.140 It's like, period.

02:21:09.340 Okay.

02:21:09.640 So if I'm saying they were equal...

02:21:11.620 Like, say my boyfriend was just 4'11".

02:21:14.380 Oh, I'm sorry.

02:21:14.900 Say my boyfriend was just 4'11", and he just happened to be 4'11", yeah, I would be with

02:21:18.400 him.

02:21:18.660 How tall is your boyfriend?

02:21:20.280 6'2".

02:21:21.680 Nice.

02:21:22.540 No, 6'2".

02:21:23.320 He's 6'2".

02:21:24.400 Okay, so 2'1".

02:21:25.100 Interestingly enough, you don't care about height, but your boyfriend does happen to be

02:21:28.520 2 inches above the average male height.

02:21:30.780 I didn't physically see him until months after talking to him.

02:21:34.340 You never saw pictures of him?

02:21:37.200 Yeah.

02:21:37.760 Well, I saw him on Instagram, but I didn't see...

02:21:40.420 So you did see him?

02:21:41.460 No, she was saying in person.

02:21:42.580 I didn't see him physically in height in that form.

02:21:43.840 Well, you can make some assessments about height, just even based off of photos.

02:21:47.060 I'm 5'7".

02:21:47.080 I could be...

02:21:47.660 Even the assessment of, like, how someone looks.

02:21:48.980 I think there's a lot of games being played on this right now.

02:21:51.500 Okay, so in any case, you would date a guy who's 4'11".

02:21:55.800 If they're exactly...

02:21:58.080 Yeah, like personality.

02:21:59.040 If they're your boyfriend?

02:21:59.880 What if they're not your boyfriend?

02:22:01.100 Then no, because I don't want to date anyone but...

02:22:02.960 Yeah, what if you break up with your boyfriend and you're back on the dating marketplace?

02:22:07.240 Well...

02:22:07.600 Would you prefer to date a guy, all things being equal, who's 4'11", or 6'5"?

02:22:11.460 I don't see myself not being with my boyfriend.

02:22:13.840 4'11", and 500 pounds.

02:22:14.680 If I'm not going to be with my boyfriend, I don't want to be with anyone else, so I don't

02:22:16.620 care.

02:22:16.800 I'm not answering the question.

02:22:17.040 If you didn't have breakfast this morning, how would you feel?

02:22:20.860 I would be hungry, but I don't care, because I would rather go be a yogi out in freaking

02:22:24.700 India than go get into the physical world in that form. 1.00

02:22:29.520 In any case, you did make a concession that you do factor in physical appearance, correct?

02:22:35.100 In some form or other.

02:22:36.060 Okay, so that means you can look at things in a binary, for example.

02:22:39.120 So, one person is more attractive than the other.

02:22:41.440 So, 0, 1, yes or no?

02:22:43.220 I wouldn't necessarily say someone is more attractive than the other just because of this

02:22:48.760 and that reason.

02:22:49.940 I think it's...

02:22:51.520 I'm sorry.

02:22:53.060 You don't need to apologize.

02:22:53.900 Just make the correction.

02:22:54.900 But I don't specifically say in terms of levels, be like, oh, because this person has this

02:23:02.140 color eyes, they're more attractive than this person, or this person is an inch taller,

02:23:06.040 they're more attractive than this person.

02:23:06.860 Sure, let's say it's totally ethereal.

02:23:10.180 You can't even articulate precisely why or the reasons for why one person or the other

02:23:15.600 might be more physically attractive, but can you make the determination that one person

02:23:20.040 is more physically attractive than the other?

02:23:21.480 On an energetic level, like you just described, yes.

02:23:22.860 Physical looks.

02:23:23.320 I'm talking about physical looks.

02:23:24.600 One's more attractive than the other.

02:23:25.160 So, you kind of just described it.

02:23:26.240 You said on, like, the level of you can't even put it into words.

02:23:30.400 That's not what I meant.

02:23:31.020 That's not what I meant.

02:23:31.820 Okay, but if you did mean that, I would say then, yeah.

02:23:34.260 Okay, so I'm just talking physical looks.

02:23:37.680 On physical looks.

02:23:38.640 Yes.

02:23:38.900 Can you make differentiation and determinations when it comes to physical appearance?

02:23:43.520 Yes.

02:23:44.040 Okay.

02:23:44.280 But I don't like to in the form of seeing something as lesser than the other one.

02:23:50.840 Lesser than something else.

02:23:53.180 Okay.

02:23:53.540 Which I feel is where this conversation leads.

02:23:57.080 Right.

02:23:57.500 I feel...

02:23:58.460 I have a question.

02:23:59.140 Do you...

02:23:59.640 You're currently wearing makeup now.

02:24:01.840 Do you wear makeup in other capacities?

02:24:03.820 How often do you wear makeup?

02:24:05.600 Once in a while.

02:24:06.520 Once in a while?

02:24:07.140 Yeah.

02:24:07.860 Like when you go out, would you just put on makeup?

02:24:10.940 Sometimes.

02:24:11.440 Okay.

02:24:11.680 Why do you wear makeup?

02:24:12.640 Because I want to.

02:24:13.720 Does it make...

02:24:14.340 Does it improve your physical appearance?

02:24:17.100 I'll take it off right now.

02:24:17.980 I don't care.

02:24:18.480 That's not...

02:24:19.100 I'm not asking you to do that. 1.00

02:24:20.740 But you said the question is stupid and then it's rather superficial. 0.99

02:24:24.140 But I mean... 0.99

02:24:24.900 And you don't really believe in looks and all of this.

02:24:27.600 But I mean you've applied paint to your face to alter your physical appearance.

02:24:31.120 Yeah.

02:24:31.280 But I apply paint to everything else in my life.

02:24:33.100 I'm an artist.

02:24:33.640 What do you think?

02:24:34.260 Right.

02:24:34.500 You apply paint to like some sort of turtle shell.

02:24:38.640 I don't know what the shell things or whatever you make are.

02:24:41.820 I don't even know what you're talking about.

02:24:43.060 Well, you make these like shells.

02:24:44.400 They're cool.

02:24:44.900 But you make these...

02:24:45.700 They're like sculpture.

02:24:46.820 Sculpture shell things.

02:24:48.360 They're not shells.

02:24:49.120 I don't know.

02:24:49.640 Okay.

02:24:49.840 Whatever.

02:24:50.120 Whatever they are.

02:24:50.580 But also my sculptures that are actually like life-size.

02:24:53.860 You didn't see them?

02:24:56.620 Yeah.

02:24:57.000 I think I saw.

02:24:57.560 They're pretty big.

02:24:58.000 They're in multiple galleries.

02:24:58.720 They're pretty big.

02:24:59.200 In any case, I'm just confused.

02:25:01.420 So you talk about, you know, not thinking the question is superficial but isn't wearing makeup

02:25:07.080 superficial?

02:25:07.620 If you were operating on this like higher frequency...

02:25:13.640 Can't you have this conversation with her after we go around the table?

02:25:16.460 Why can't you just feel like answering the question?

02:25:17.660 Can we get to Dolphin?

02:25:18.800 Hold on.

02:25:19.320 Hold on.

02:25:19.600 Jesus, guys.

02:25:20.800 I'm with her.

02:25:22.700 Y'all can talk about this for the rest of the whole time.

02:25:25.380 Let's move on. 0.98

02:25:26.600 She doesn't want to answer the damn one out of ten. 0.99

02:25:27.480 There's just rebuttal after rebuttal. 0.99

02:25:28.860 One out of ten.

02:25:29.360 Yeah.

02:25:29.520 I'm going to keep going, Brian.

02:25:30.480 I'm sorry.

02:25:31.300 It's a little...

02:25:31.720 Yeah.

02:25:31.740 It just happened.

02:25:32.420 Yeah.

02:25:32.480 That's fine.

02:25:33.060 That's fine.

02:25:33.820 Okay.

02:25:34.440 So no preference with height whatsoever.

02:25:37.060 No, I don't care about it.

02:25:38.300 You date a guy with a micropenis? 1.00

02:25:42.220 Small penis. 1.00

02:25:43.120 Is that okay? 1.00

02:25:43.600 Fuck no. 1.00

02:25:44.640 You're okay with a small peen? 1.00

02:25:45.880 I guess I don't care.

02:25:46.560 She's not now.

02:25:47.140 You're okay?

02:25:47.660 You're lying.

02:25:48.620 No, I don't care. 1.00

02:25:49.400 That's kind of dumb. 0.99

02:25:50.820 Okay. 0.99

02:25:51.240 All right.

02:25:51.680 Hey, you know what?

02:25:52.460 That's fine.

02:25:53.220 There has to be some.

02:25:53.760 She's just trying to sound like a good guy on camera.

02:25:55.920 There has to be some because I'm not doing it.

02:25:57.960 Yeah.

02:25:58.220 There you go.

02:25:58.400 No, I just don't feel like I answered the question.

02:26:00.060 I know.

02:26:00.600 I'm just giving you a hard time.

02:26:01.920 I ain't doing it.

02:26:02.640 I just want everyone to be able to answer the question.

02:26:04.840 So do you think, for example, like, you don't want to answer, do you not want to answer

02:26:08.760 the question because you think you're a 10, but you don't want to say it?

02:26:11.460 Yes.

02:26:11.800 No.

02:26:12.240 I would not say that.

02:26:13.500 I just think she's not super.

02:26:14.780 I think you're intentional.

02:26:15.480 You would not say you're a 10?

02:26:16.720 No.

02:26:17.000 Why?

02:26:17.820 Like, I don't.

02:26:19.200 Oh, I would say.

02:26:20.280 She's like a million. 0.61

02:26:20.900 I mean, this is just, I've just checkmate you.

02:26:23.260 In some weird way, it sounded like you were trying to, like, say that I thought I was

02:26:27.020 better than someone else.

02:26:27.860 I wouldn't say that.

02:26:28.540 I feel I am equal to everyone.

02:26:30.280 So we're all 10s.

02:26:30.600 In terms of physical appearance.

02:26:31.600 Okay, yeah.

02:26:32.080 I would say, yeah, we're all 10s.

02:26:33.380 Every person.

02:26:33.860 Okay, there we go.

02:26:34.700 Everybody's a 10.

02:26:35.420 Especially the girl on a pink hat.

02:26:36.560 Yes.

02:26:37.080 I'll move to that point.

02:26:38.420 So, okay, everybody's a 10 in terms of looks.

02:26:40.540 There's no, absolutely zero difference.

02:26:42.720 In their own unique way, yes.

02:26:43.600 Morgan, is that your name?

02:26:44.940 Yeah.

02:26:45.260 Morgan's definitely like a 20 at least.

02:26:47.020 Okay.

02:26:47.680 And so is a helmet over there.

02:26:49.580 She's.

02:26:50.900 Are all men 10s? 0.62

02:26:53.840 Yeah, in their own unique way.

02:26:55.100 In their own unique way?

02:26:56.140 Yeah.

02:26:56.500 Okay.

02:26:58.960 So can you think of, do you have, like, a celebrity crush?

02:27:02.940 No.

02:27:03.500 Prior to your boyfriend, maybe?

02:27:04.800 No, I actually don't.

02:27:05.740 I don't care about celebrities or anything like that.

02:27:07.040 Okay.

02:27:07.860 So if I were to, like, pluck out, like, a 25-year-old male model, would you rather say?

02:27:14.120 I already saw your list.

02:27:14.900 I don't care.

02:27:15.740 What list?

02:27:16.260 I saw on a prior podcast.

02:27:18.200 The true rape me? 0.99

02:27:18.820 Yeah.

02:27:18.980 Yeah, I don't, I saw all that.

02:27:19.820 She don't want to talk about none of this.

02:27:21.120 She keeps going and going.

02:27:22.480 Yeah.

02:27:22.880 I don't find any of them.

02:27:24.300 Wait, but why did you come on the podcast then?

02:27:26.280 She just didn't like that question.

02:27:27.800 Girl, come on. 1.00

02:27:28.360 Because you're stopping it for all of us.

02:27:30.780 No, wait.

02:27:31.240 We can keep going.

02:27:32.020 I don't care.

02:27:33.080 Okay.

02:27:33.540 Respectfully, though.

02:27:34.100 Can we get to Dolphin?

02:27:35.260 Hold on.

02:27:35.540 I want to know the, okay.

02:27:36.980 All right.

02:27:37.200 Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

02:27:39.000 Hang on.

02:27:39.320 Let's finish.

02:27:39.960 We want to finish.

02:27:40.560 We're getting hungry. 0.92

02:27:41.640 And I'm getting hanged. 0.71

02:27:42.820 I can already tell. 0.90

02:27:44.420 We're going to be tangling right soon.

02:27:47.020 I can already tell that that's going to happen.

02:27:48.520 But before it does, maybe, I would like to just know the answer.

02:27:53.480 So just so that you understand, this was actually a pretty common scientific practice, the wisdom

02:27:58.600 of the crowd.

02:27:59.360 They just would do it with livestock, things like this, as an experiment.

02:28:03.500 And what they're trying to determine is, even if people are wrong about an actual objective

02:28:08.060 metric, like the weight of a cow, for instance, if you took all of their answers collectively

02:28:13.240 and averaged them, would they be closer to the truth?

02:28:16.420 Interestingly enough, the answer was yes.

02:28:18.740 So people would guess the cow was 600 pounds. 0.60

02:28:20.820 Some would guess it was 400.

02:28:21.900 Some would guess it was 500.

02:28:23.720 Most of them were wrong.

02:28:25.140 But collectively, when you averaged the answer, it was about right.

02:28:28.880 So it doesn't seem like it's a futile question.

02:28:31.520 It doesn't seem like it's a bad question.

02:28:33.160 And it doesn't really fit the criteria that you're giving us of overly invasive.

02:28:37.680 You're just saying what you think the wisdom of the crowd would be.

02:28:40.300 I don't feel it's overly invasive.

02:28:42.140 But to give a...

02:28:43.020 Good, then answer it.

02:28:43.960 Okay, I was about to.

02:28:45.400 But just to give a blank answer to move on, because we should move on.

02:28:50.040 So I believe, out of my perception, that we're all tens, including myself.

02:28:55.180 Thank you.

02:28:55.500 Okay, let's go.

02:28:56.320 Do you think that that would be the average of the crowd?

02:28:59.140 Yeah.

02:28:59.420 Just say yes.

02:28:59.800 Sure, yes.

02:29:01.100 Okay.

02:29:01.540 Why do some people have modeling contracts and others don't, if everybody's equivalent

02:29:06.780 in looks?

02:29:07.240 A lot of people have modeling contracts nowadays.

02:29:08.640 What's that?

02:29:09.100 A lot of people actually have modeling contracts nowadays.

02:29:11.260 Yeah, but why...

02:29:12.600 You know, let's say that there's people who want to be models, but can't.

02:29:17.840 I mean, there's also, like, connections.

02:29:19.580 There's also different things going on in life.

02:29:22.060 That's what's happening in the modeling industry. 1.00

02:29:24.220 You know it's something that's true.

02:29:24.420 It has nothing to do with physical appearance.

02:29:26.760 Well, yeah.

02:29:27.380 Okay.

02:29:27.660 All the models have connections.

02:29:28.760 I understand what you're saying.

02:29:29.580 I understand what you're saying.

02:29:30.920 Okay.

02:29:31.240 And I understand...

02:29:31.800 But now they went for models.

02:29:33.220 On a societal scale.

02:29:34.360 Yeah, well, it's...

02:29:35.180 Different body types.

02:29:35.840 It's definitely our slurred now, but...

02:29:38.260 So we're just talking about superficial looks still.

02:29:40.180 Wonderful.

02:29:40.680 Yeah.

02:29:41.040 Let's keep going around the table.

02:29:42.140 All tens.

02:29:42.400 Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

02:29:43.760 All right.

02:29:44.020 You know what?

02:29:44.540 You don't...

02:29:45.180 Hold on.

02:29:45.560 This is her podcast now.

02:29:47.740 I know.

02:29:48.180 I was thinking she's going to host.

02:29:49.220 When did you...

02:29:49.600 Look, I'll...

02:29:50.240 Look, tell you what, ladies. 1.00

02:29:51.500 If I want to talk about this for the next hour, I'll talk...

02:29:53.460 We're going to talk about it.

02:29:54.400 And I'm going to talk back for the next hour, too.

02:29:56.060 Go ahead.

02:29:56.340 Go, Ollie.

02:29:56.800 You talk for me.

02:29:58.180 Okay.

02:29:58.620 So anyways...

02:29:59.940 Hang on.

02:30:01.080 With great tattoos come great responsibility, right?

02:30:03.760 You got to chill out.

02:30:04.880 That's the way it works.

02:30:05.560 I'm chill, dude.

02:30:06.000 I'm super chill.

02:30:07.060 She's the most chill here.

02:30:07.640 You don't seem very chill.

02:30:08.600 You seem very upset.

02:30:09.720 You seem very irritated.

02:30:10.380 I'm not upset at all.

02:30:11.080 Calm down.

02:30:11.860 Calm.

02:30:12.520 Calm down.

02:30:13.280 Calm down.

02:30:14.620 Yeah.

02:30:14.940 There we go.

02:30:16.120 Meditate.

02:30:16.380 I did it.

02:30:16.880 There she is.

02:30:17.600 All right. 0.97

02:30:20.500 The tattoos make me look mean and crazy.

02:30:22.720 I'm really nice.

02:30:24.080 Here's what I'm going to do.

02:30:24.980 I have a follow-up question for you, but I'm going to get everybody's answer.

02:30:28.040 So are you going to answer the question?

02:30:31.720 Or you said 10, correct?

02:30:33.320 Yeah, she said 10.

02:30:33.940 She's a 10.

02:30:34.380 Okay.

02:30:34.560 What about you?

02:30:35.280 Since I'm twice as old as everyone here, I probably like six and a half.

02:30:42.460 Okay.

02:30:44.140 Consensus.

02:30:45.600 I want to say a 10.

02:30:46.940 I'm sorry.

02:30:47.540 I forgot about that.

02:30:48.960 I want to say a 10, too, but I was originally going to give myself like an eight, maybe,

02:30:53.140 because I was trying to be nice to myself, but now I want to be extra nice to myself,

02:30:56.280 and I'm a 10.

02:30:57.560 Okay.

02:30:58.100 Confident 10.

02:30:59.880 Go ahead.

02:31:00.440 I'm going with an eight.

02:31:01.900 All right.

02:31:02.700 I'm going to say an eight.

02:31:04.380 Okay.

02:31:04.800 I give myself a five.

02:31:05.820 Andrew, what about you?

02:31:06.880 So I think that the wisdom of the crowd would probably place me around a three or a four,

02:31:13.380 and I rate myself a four.

02:31:15.560 You've got to give yourself more credit than that, do you?

02:31:17.320 Yeah, you really do.

02:31:18.180 Well, no, no.

02:31:19.120 Stop.

02:31:19.780 Right?

02:31:19.980 What I do is I look around at the reality that I live in, and the reality that I live

02:31:26.360 in, I see dudes who are super stacked, and they're ripped, and they have youth on me

02:31:32.220 and all sorts of different things.

02:31:33.660 And based on those criteria of purely physical, we're not talking about personality.

02:31:38.040 I know I'm fucking awesome, right?

02:31:39.320 I have the greatest personality ever. 0.74

02:31:40.800 I'm hilarious.

02:31:41.520 Great.

02:31:42.280 We're just talking about objective beauty standards.

02:31:45.140 That's it.

02:31:45.640 But you have a cute face.

02:31:46.400 That's all we're talking about.

02:31:47.480 Besides your body, you have a cute face.

02:31:50.080 Yeah, I get that.

02:31:51.140 But there's lots of men who have a cute face, and then they have the knockout bod to go with

02:31:54.780 it and everything else, right?

02:31:55.920 So what I'm saying is that I think that the standard, the wisdom of the crowd would be about

02:31:59.700 on par with where I'm putting myself.

02:32:01.800 And so the reason I ask this question is because I was hoping that I wouldn't get a room full

02:32:07.920 because every woman who's on this show apparently is the most beautiful. 1.00

02:32:10.700 They're in the top tier of the top tier of the most beautiful women in the world. 0.99

02:32:14.140 And you could see where I would be skeptical as to hearing that claim over and over and

02:32:19.140 over again without thinking that maybe I'm being gaslit a bit or perhaps people weren't

02:32:24.480 being particularly honest with me.

02:32:26.380 So I thought I would reframe it differently with the wisdom of the crowd.

02:32:29.740 And yet, somehow, I still end up with the same exact answer.

02:32:34.280 Apparently, a thousand men would also rate you to the same beauty standard that you would 1.00

02:32:38.840 rate yourself, which is crazy to me.

02:32:41.380 Don't you think that that's a little bit sus?

02:32:43.700 It's a little bit like, man, maybe you're not quite being honest.

02:32:48.640 No?

02:32:49.040 Yeah, it's sus.

02:32:52.700 I think people here are lying.

02:32:54.700 But don't you think there's a reason why, maybe?

02:32:57.240 I think people like, why are the same results?

02:33:00.620 You mean delusion?

02:33:01.440 Is that the reason?

02:33:03.660 No, why is there the same results?

02:33:05.500 If you're doing something different, why are you getting the same results then?

02:33:08.940 Well, actually, I just did something different.

02:33:11.500 I just did something different.

02:33:12.840 So usually, the definition of insanity, which I think you're alluding to, which, by the

02:33:17.340 way, this isn't the definition. 0.99

02:33:18.700 It's something like weird layman that came out of the 90s from a bunch of stupid teachers. 0.99

02:33:22.340 But it goes something like this. 1.00

02:33:24.300 The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, expecting different

02:33:27.960 results.

02:33:28.620 So I introduced a completely different hypothetical and still got the same result, which makes

02:33:33.940 me think, maybe I'm not insane.

02:33:35.800 But rather, the people I'm talking to might be suffering a bit from delusion.

02:33:39.100 Okay, I'm saying something completely different, and you didn't even understand it.

02:33:45.340 I said, if you're framing it differently, and you're getting the same answer, then there's

02:33:51.400 a variable here that's not being addressed.

02:33:53.520 What's the variable?

02:33:55.640 Maybe it's the context in which, like, what is the point of the question, like, is what

02:34:02.280 I want to know.

02:34:03.120 Well, I'll tell you.

02:34:03.860 I'll explain it to you so that you know.

02:34:05.440 Okay.

02:34:05.660 The point of the question is to ascertain between men and women who is more or less

02:34:11.340 delusional about what the physical characteristics that they have externally presented to other

02:34:17.000 people are actually perceived, right?

02:34:19.700 So the perception of other people to how you actually look versus how you think you actually

02:34:25.180 look.

02:34:25.940 And let me explain the concept behind why that's asked that way. 0.97

02:34:29.520 It's because women are inundated with messages from men who want to have sex with them all 0.89

02:34:35.000 the time, every day, 24 hours, seven days a week.

02:34:38.300 Because of this, you can run into a problem which is unique to females because they have 1.00

02:34:42.700 this superpower called female narcissism. 1.00

02:34:45.360 And the reason that this ends up happening is because so many simps will constantly inundate 1.00

02:34:50.780 their DMs that after a while they start to actually believe the bullshit. 0.99

02:34:54.300 So this is why you end up having a room full of women who are, you know, they could be 1.00

02:35:01.400 burn victims with their fucking tongue hanging out of the left side of their cheek and have 1.00

02:35:05.500 a hunchback and they go, I'm a 10. 1.00

02:35:07.620 And you go, what are you, fucking on crack? 1.00

02:35:09.480 Well, no, not really. 0.99

02:35:10.960 It's not that they're on crack, right?

02:35:13.500 Even though you would think so. 0.98

02:35:14.660 It's because there's still some fucking simp somewhere who's like, oh, I got a fap to 0.99

02:35:20.720 this chick. 1.00

02:35:21.860 That's my thing.

02:35:23.140 I love when they have burns and their tongues hanging out and they have a hunchback. 1.00

02:35:26.800 And so they believe the bullshit. 1.00

02:35:28.840 That's the point of the question. 0.99

02:35:30.600 And this is why I tell any girl that asks me that they want to be a dancer that just

02:35:35.600 do it because in the club, you're always going to find somebody that messes with you.

02:35:39.920 Right.

02:35:40.740 That's exactly right.

02:35:41.660 And so now you understand the point, now you understand the reasoning.

02:35:45.540 Do you even have an objection to the reasoning or does it make sense?

02:35:49.160 It makes sense.

02:35:50.460 Guys, gas us up.

02:35:51.760 Now, hang on, hang on.

02:35:52.420 I get that, but I don't agree with that point though.

02:35:56.560 Like, you're like, oh, because we're all narcissists.

02:36:00.800 I think it's deeper than that.

02:36:02.000 I think it's like, because...

02:36:03.940 No, no, no.

02:36:04.220 I'm not saying you're all narcissists.

02:36:05.620 Wait, wait, wait.

02:36:06.120 Women that see themselves as a 10 is what I'm saying. 1.00

02:36:09.140 No, no, no.

02:36:09.180 What I'm saying specifically is this, and I'll demonstrate it.

02:36:11.800 Real quick, before you respond.

02:36:14.360 If you took your phone and the amount of DMs you get on social media to most any random

02:36:20.260 man, and you were to compare how many men contacted you for some type of sex versus how

02:36:27.960 many women contacted them for some type of sex, who do you think would be way ahead?

02:36:32.900 You or them?

02:36:35.100 You know what's interesting about this?

02:36:36.460 So, I've heard that.

02:36:37.100 Let her answer.

02:36:37.780 Let her answer.

02:36:39.240 I'll answer after.

02:36:44.460 I don't understand how you're even phrasing that.

02:36:46.600 If you took your phone and the amount of men who DM you to say, oh, you're beautiful, you're 1.00

02:36:53.540 a queen, oh, you're great, oh, I wish I could date you, oh, I'd like to have sex with you, 0.93

02:36:58.320 et cetera, et cetera, and you were to compare that with any random guy's phone on the street, 0.99

02:37:02.920 who do you think would come out ahead?

02:37:04.240 Of course, the girls.

02:37:07.400 Of course, the girls.

02:37:08.960 So, you can assume then that if you have that much attention in one way, that it would be

02:37:14.460 much easier for the one sex to believe in a delusion than the other sex because they're 1.00

02:37:20.260 not being gaslit nearly as much.

02:37:23.780 I don't think it's about delusion, though.

02:37:25.980 I don't think that's the answer or conclusion to that.

02:37:28.820 It's like, you're kind of the way you're saying it is like degrading.

02:37:36.200 You're like, well, they're saying they're a 10 because they're a narcissist.

02:37:39.260 Right. 0.99

02:37:39.860 Like, no, they say you're 10 because they want to have sex with you. 0.91

02:37:42.460 How is that like even a conclusion? 0.76

02:37:43.840 Like, that's kind of like messed up.

02:37:45.360 It's called juicing you up, right?

02:37:47.300 They're razzing you up and telling you the most beautiful girl in the world because they 0.99

02:37:50.260 want to have sex with you. 0.99

02:37:51.880 That's why they do that. 0.98

02:37:53.000 And so, what it does, if you have enough of that male attention, it jacks up your estimate

02:37:58.820 estimation of yourself.

02:38:00.840 Men don't have that. 1.00

02:38:02.060 They don't have the inundation of people jacking their self-esteem up.

02:38:06.240 And so, it seems that they have a much clearer objective standard of their state in the world

02:38:10.960 when it comes to objective beauty.

02:38:13.120 And women seem not to. 1.00

02:38:15.480 I don't think that's true.

02:38:16.980 Hang on.

02:38:17.300 Let her respond.

02:38:18.140 Let her respond.

02:38:19.660 First of all, like, let's just clarify.

02:38:22.020 You mean not all men, though?

02:38:23.300 Because I know men that are like that.

02:38:25.080 Of course not.

02:38:25.860 Of course, there's some men out there, of course, that that's going to be the case.

02:38:28.820 That their ego's through the roof.

02:38:30.500 They're drop-dead gorgeous, whatever it is.

02:38:33.600 But that's not, in general, going to be the case.

02:38:36.560 A woman who's a mid-five and a man who's a mid-five, if you compare their phones, tell 0.97

02:38:40.860 me the truth.

02:38:41.420 Who's coming out ahead?

02:38:42.580 Okay.

02:38:42.880 Here's my response.

02:38:43.920 Answer that question first.

02:38:45.400 Yes.

02:38:45.620 Who's coming out ahead?

02:38:46.360 I'm answering that.

02:38:47.080 I'm answering that.

02:38:47.180 It's women. 1.00

02:38:48.160 And it's because society, in, like, the structure of civilization and society, men have been

02:38:54.000 on the hunt for women.

02:38:55.320 That's how it's always been.

02:38:56.740 It hasn't been reversed.

02:38:58.160 So, that is why.

02:39:00.900 It's obvious that women are going to get more attention because guys are the ones that have 0.96

02:39:04.880 always systemically done that.

02:39:06.100 It doesn't, but wait, wait, I think you're missing, I think you're missing some critical

02:39:09.740 context here.

02:39:11.240 It wouldn't really matter why.

02:39:13.120 Let's say aliens, the reason is because aliens made it happen.

02:39:16.940 The reasoning behind it wouldn't matter so much as the fact that it is true.

02:39:21.940 And if it is true, then the results of this are, if you have one group who is constantly

02:39:27.740 being gassed up and told you're great, you're awesome, you're sexy, you're hot, et cetera,

02:39:33.200 et cetera, their estimation of themselves is going to be far different than another group

02:39:37.500 that never hears that, right?

02:39:39.540 That's the point.

02:39:40.780 And that's why I think we end up with these standardized answers, which seem to be delusional.

02:39:45.860 But you're asking women if they're what they think about themselves, but they know 1.00

02:39:49.120 their personality, they know how they are, but it's hard to say, oh, just

02:39:51.920 It's hard to separate that.

02:39:53.760 This is what I think.

02:39:54.880 Hang on.

02:39:55.260 You seem like you're kind of based a little bit more in reality, right?

02:39:59.360 Just a bit.

02:40:00.320 So let me ask you, here's the actual question.

02:40:04.060 If you go and you compared your phone to whatever guy that you randomly met in the street, who's 0.77

02:40:10.660 getting more DMs for sex, him or you? 0.99

02:40:13.280 I'm for sure getting more DMs for sex. 0.99

02:40:15.380 Oh yeah, you're for sure getting more, right? 0.99

02:40:17.760 Tons more.

02:40:18.660 But it's not, it's not.

02:40:19.260 Now, do you think, do you think that if, if you had a person who was always treated a

02:40:24.100 certain way, they were always treated like they were a princess, they were always treated

02:40:27.220 like they were better than the cut of the cloth, they were always treated a certain way that

02:40:32.660 that could affect their psyche to the point where they might think thoughts and delusional

02:40:38.640 thoughts about themselves that weren't true?

02:40:40.220 Yes. 1.00

02:40:40.580 They're fucking delusional for sure. 1.00

02:40:42.380 Yeah. 1.00

02:40:42.580 They're fucking delusional. 0.99

02:40:44.040 And so that's the point of the question. 0.99

02:40:45.900 So if every single chick who comes in here is an eight, then the problem is, is that everyone's 0.99

02:40:53.880 thinking something that isn't true and we want to know fucking why, right? 0.94

02:40:58.220 But hey, just like I said, they're an eight to somebody. 0.88

02:40:59.940 So if you want to walk around with that delusion or that reality, that's your reality, then

02:41:03.780 that's what you're living in.

02:41:04.840 So that's fine. 1.00

02:41:05.640 If you have, you know, somebody's ugly as shit and they're walking around. 0.99

02:41:08.320 About whether or not they're an eight to somebody, we asked about the wisdom of the crowd of 0.99

02:41:12.420 if a thousand men were judging, not one, a thousand, you take out number seven, we still

02:41:18.780 get the same answer.

02:41:20.000 Then that means there must be some kind of delusion going on here.

02:41:23.140 You know, I didn't hear anybody say you can't say number three for yourself.

02:41:27.840 You said you can't say seven.

02:41:29.500 I would have said seven.

02:41:30.700 I wasn't going to go down from seven.

02:41:33.960 So I have a, so I have a couple of things I want to touch on on this.

02:41:37.460 So you asked, why does it matter?

02:41:39.080 And also, could I just have you scoot your mic to the edge of the table and just don't,

02:41:42.020 you're like shouldering out the two girls next to you.

02:41:45.120 Okay.

02:41:45.740 All right.

02:41:46.540 So Nick, can you get the hypergamy chart pulled up?

02:41:50.600 Because I'll go into that a little bit.

02:41:52.480 I do have a question going around the table.

02:41:54.480 Do you think you're going to be better looking in 10 years as compared to how you look now?

02:42:01.260 That's deep.

02:42:04.320 Yes.

02:42:05.840 Better looking in 10 years.

02:42:07.460 I would think so.

02:42:08.740 So 35, you're going to be better looking at 45.

02:42:12.000 I think so.

02:42:12.640 What about in 20 years?

02:42:15.000 55 versus 35.

02:42:17.320 Yeah.

02:42:17.740 If you got money, you can look good forever.

02:42:21.760 Get a little Botox, get a little this, a little that.

02:42:25.280 That's why we were here.

02:42:26.080 So better looking at 55 as compared to now?

02:42:30.540 Yeah.

02:42:30.980 I think there's a lot of like older, yeah, I think, I think so.

02:42:35.180 Were you better looking?

02:42:36.440 Better looking?

02:42:38.040 Yeah.

02:42:38.340 Hopefully like, hopefully around the same.

02:42:41.380 The same?

02:42:42.000 You'll, you think you'll look the same at 55 as you do now?

02:42:44.460 Okay.

02:42:44.580 Yeah.

02:42:44.700 Just a couple of gray hairs, little wrinkles, you know.

02:42:47.120 Do you think you were-

02:42:47.720 The tats cover up a lot of like the age, you know?

02:42:49.900 If I get wrinkles, I'll just tattoo it, you know?

02:42:52.020 Do you think you were, do you think you were better looking at 25 than you are now?

02:42:57.920 No.

02:42:58.680 So you're better looking now than you were 10 years ago at 25?

02:43:01.640 I think so.

02:43:02.860 Okay.

02:43:03.840 All right.

02:43:04.520 What about you?

02:43:05.660 Yeah.

02:43:06.340 You know my answer.

02:43:07.900 Well, there's new people.

02:43:10.000 We just-

02:43:10.700 I guess so, but yeah.

02:43:11.640 Okay.

02:43:11.660 So you'll be better looking at 35 than you are now at 25?

02:43:13.960 Yes.

02:43:14.820 45?

02:43:15.560 Yes.

02:43:16.200 55?

02:43:16.920 Yes.

02:43:17.840 Okay.

02:43:19.020 What about you?

02:43:19.360 I don't think I'm going to look better than I do now.

02:43:21.580 Okay.

02:43:21.820 So you're 30?

02:43:22.400 I'm 30.

02:43:23.680 Okay.

02:43:24.380 Were you better looking at 20 than you are now at 30?

02:43:26.840 At 20?

02:43:27.840 Hell no.

02:43:28.360 I look way better than I did at 20.

02:43:30.520 Okay.

02:43:31.340 What about you?

02:43:32.080 You are 24.

02:43:33.300 Will you be better looking at 34 than you are now?

02:43:36.100 Subjectively, I think women look better in their 30s. 0.99

02:43:39.460 Subjectively, I think women look better in their 30s. 0.99

02:43:43.640 Subjectively, you think women look better in their 30s.

02:43:45.760 So then you'll look better in your 30s then?

02:43:47.520 I think so.

02:43:47.960 I think they look more sophisticated, and it's about their demeanor and way of being.

02:43:51.500 Okay.

02:43:51.820 What about 44?

02:43:54.040 You're 24 now.

02:43:55.040 I don't know.

02:43:55.500 I think it depends on the person.

02:43:56.760 John Zunders Cormeth donated $200.

02:43:59.320 Okay. 0.96

02:44:00.320 What do you call a lesbian on fire? 1.00

02:44:03.380 LGBTQ. 0.96

02:44:04.100 Okay.

02:44:04.600 Also, what do you call nine cows in a room with Brian's fat, biteable dumpty dum?

02:44:10.280 Oh, wait.

02:44:11.140 It's this podcast. 0.94

02:44:12.940 Show me them titties, Brian.

02:44:15.060 Yum, yum, sir. 0.82

02:44:16.060 Hashtag bow.

02:44:17.300 Okay.

02:44:17.900 Thank you, John's nip. 0.95

02:44:19.320 Are you going to show him the titties? 0.93

02:44:20.700 He really wants that. 0.99

02:44:21.460 He wants to see your titties. 0.99

02:44:22.340 He sent you a lot of money. 0.98

02:44:23.700 $200.

02:44:24.660 $200.

02:44:25.060 He wants that you.

02:44:26.160 I'm good.

02:44:26.720 Yeah, Brian.

02:44:28.180 I'm good.

02:44:28.700 Show your fans.

02:44:29.840 Show me nips.

02:44:30.340 I need a Bitcoin.

02:44:31.340 You got to send me a Bitcoin if you want that.

02:44:33.240 You're thinking now, yeah.

02:44:34.640 Challenge has been put out there.

02:44:36.540 I thought, what is that?

02:44:37.540 Oh, so 44?

02:44:39.220 44.

02:44:39.800 Will you be better looking at 44 than you are now at 24?

02:44:41.800 I'm unsure.

02:44:45.840 You're not sure?

02:44:46.560 I would say 30s.

02:44:49.000 Yeah, we already.

02:44:50.140 No, I said cap.

02:44:51.420 I don't know.

02:44:51.840 Maybe we just maintain that.

02:44:53.520 You just maintain 10 years.

02:44:55.520 Until 44?

02:44:56.480 Until 44.

02:44:57.960 So difficult, dude.

02:44:59.740 So from 34 to 44, there will be no perceptible changes in your looks?

02:45:06.560 Yeah, probably.

02:45:07.500 Of course, there would be.

02:45:08.680 But maybe on a track scale, it would stay the same.

02:45:11.080 Yeah, what about 54?

02:45:12.500 Probably not.

02:45:13.700 I would reasonably say it would change in some form or another in society's eyes.

02:45:20.280 In society's eyes?

02:45:21.560 Okay.

02:45:21.920 Yeah, because they perceive older women as, for some reason, less beautiful.

02:45:25.280 Why doesn't that apply to 44, then?

02:45:27.140 It's about how you take care of yourself, yeah.

02:45:29.180 Like that.

02:45:29.840 It's how you take care of yourself.

02:45:31.240 At 44, you never know.

02:45:33.460 You could be more attractive at 44.

02:45:34.660 So do you think you would look better?

02:45:36.140 Let me change the question, then.

02:45:37.360 So the framing here is all else being equal.

02:45:39.760 So people will say, well, I was an alcoholic, drug addict, and morbidly obese at 20, but

02:45:46.500 at 30, I ate healthy, I didn't do drugs, I never drank, I got eight hours of sleep,

02:45:50.800 and I was 13% body fat or whatever healthy body fat percentage is.

02:45:55.200 Because the question really is, if all else being equal, if you possessed all those things

02:46:01.300 at age 20 as compared to age 30.

02:46:03.900 Well, 30, like I said, I think there's a sophistication level to that.

02:46:07.700 Yeah, but I'm talking about looks.

02:46:08.820 No, but even in looks.

02:46:09.760 What he's asking, hang on, what he's asking specifically, I just want to make sure that

02:46:12.940 this is totally clear, when he says all else equal, what he's saying is, all the surgery

02:46:17.320 that you have, whatever you have, all the fillers, hang on, all the fillers you have,

02:46:21.600 whatever you have, and I'm not accusing anybody of having it or not having it, but whatever

02:46:24.960 those things are, whatever your beauty regimen currently is, however it is that you're taking

02:46:29.940 care of yourself now, versus you at 20, that's what all else equal is.

02:46:34.680 That means, whatever you're doing now, if it was being done at 20, would you have been

02:46:39.260 prettier at 20 than you are now?

02:46:44.700 Personally, at 20 to now?

02:46:46.680 She's 24.

02:46:47.640 I'm 24.

02:46:48.600 So, 34 to 24.

02:46:50.520 I was like, wait.

02:46:51.620 I would say, I would say equal or more, because I, like I said, there's a maturity in your appearance,

02:46:59.860 not just your way of being, your appearance itself.

02:47:02.920 Yeah, but wouldn't that, if maturity was a factor in terms of determining physical

02:47:06.720 attractiveness, wouldn't then people who are 55, 65, 75, wouldn't they be the most physically 0.96

02:47:13.160 attractive?

02:47:14.080 Well, I think it's different from when I was 20 years old, I had a baby face, and I looked

02:47:17.540 like people thought I was like 15.

02:47:19.800 So, I think there's a difference, like the way that people grow into their bodies.

02:47:23.000 So, you no longer have a baby face?

02:47:24.640 Maybe, I don't know.

02:47:25.780 So, what's going to change?

02:47:26.660 So, you're 24, but you said you'll be more physically attractive at 34, what, it's not

02:47:32.480 going to be a baby face if you've already lost it.

02:47:34.320 No, for example, it's like, if you have, on society's perspective, like fat in your cheeks

02:47:41.780 or whatever, the older you get, the more your jaw slims, the fat slims out of your cheeks,

02:47:46.320 the more your nose becomes pronounced, the way that it's defined, the way your face looks

02:47:52.620 is completely different, jaw structure, bone structure, cheek structure is different.

02:47:56.340 Can I ask you a question?

02:47:58.280 Is it also about the experience that you gain from that point to 34 that makes you hold

02:48:04.080 yourself physically in a different demeanor?

02:48:06.180 That's what I was trying to say in the beginning, but then, yeah.

02:48:08.580 The experience that you have from 24 to 34, life experience, makes you hold yourself

02:48:13.360 different when you're walking through it.

02:48:13.780 You mean like more bodies?

02:48:15.340 No.

02:48:15.580 Not bodies, I'm talking about life experience.

02:48:17.640 I'm talking about tragedies and the ups and the downs of life.

02:48:20.440 So, trauma and baggage?

02:48:21.760 No, we're not talking about stress.

02:48:23.280 Why are you going so negative?

02:48:25.840 That's what life experience is.

02:48:27.860 I'm so sorry that that has been your life experience.

02:48:31.720 That's not what I'm saying.

02:48:31.940 Okay, hang on.

02:48:32.540 I'm actually willing to engage in this because I'm curious about this myself. 0.97

02:48:37.240 When you say life experience, absent baggage, what the fuck does that mean? 0.92

02:48:42.520 I actually do want to know. 0.96

02:48:44.060 Wins, wins, times that you have been very accomplished, like times that make you feel worthy.

02:48:49.840 Isn't accomplishment usually in the face of adversity?

02:48:52.340 Isn't that what we consider accomplishments?

02:48:54.780 I mean, yeah.

02:48:55.840 For instance, if you beat somebody in the race because you trained really hard or you

02:48:59.820 were facing some type of adversity to yourself, you overcame it, that's the W.

02:49:06.560 How does that not come with baggage?

02:49:08.500 How does that not come with making enemies?

02:49:10.280 You're right.

02:49:10.400 Most accomplishments.

02:49:10.460 How does that not come with sexual partners?

02:49:13.460 How does that not come with that?

02:49:14.560 So, with the first part, the sexual partner part, I think it's different, but I'm going

02:49:19.400 to talk about the first part right before you said sexual partner part, okay?

02:49:23.200 So, in regards to that, I would say, like you said, the accomplishment comes in baggage,

02:49:30.460 right?

02:49:30.900 Yeah.

02:49:31.120 But, I understand what you're saying there, 100%, but when you are older, you're able

02:49:38.640 to, I'm going to throw a term out here, probably not going to like it, alchemize that, turn

02:49:43.360 that darkness into light.

02:49:44.700 Well, I don't mind you using the term, but I'm not sure in the context that you're using

02:49:50.000 it, I know what it means.

02:49:50.840 I'm using it.

02:49:51.120 Can you just really quickly define alchemize for me?

02:49:53.380 So, and I'm using it in the spiritual sense, turning one thing into another, like turning

02:50:00.400 iron into gold, like something like that.

02:50:02.320 So, turning your darkness, your baggage.

02:50:03.780 Which is what alchemy was, the ability to turn non-precious metals into precious metals.

02:50:08.420 Exactly.

02:50:08.700 But anyway, yeah, go ahead.

02:50:09.320 Exactly.

02:50:10.240 So, turning your perceived baggage into a lighter part of yourself.

02:50:17.180 So, the older you get, it doesn't mean you have baggage.

02:50:19.640 Yeah, you might have had traumatic experience, but that doesn't mean you have trauma.

02:50:23.380 Wait a minute.

02:50:23.920 Now, let me give you a very quick counter.

02:50:27.200 You do realize when you use the term alchemize, and I love the fact that you use that term, 1.00

02:50:32.380 has anybody ever successfully been able to turn, hang on, has anybody ever successfully

02:50:38.380 been able to turn non-precious metals into gold?

02:50:41.660 I love this, because no, because I had this conversation.

02:50:44.040 Answer the question, have they?

02:50:44.980 I said no, because I had this conversation with my boyfriend and it's really funny.

02:50:47.480 So, why should I believe that you can alchemize your trauma and your baggage into something

02:50:52.660 good when the very definition of the word that you're using is a transmutation of non-precious

02:50:58.000 metals into gold, which has never been done?

02:51:00.620 Man, you really did yourself in on that one.

02:51:02.460 Andrew, no.

02:51:04.200 Andrew, that is not.

02:51:05.700 I'm using it in the spiritual context.

02:51:08.280 I am not using it in the physical, and you know that.

02:51:11.480 You know that.

02:51:11.660 Yeah, I mean, but even in the spiritual, it would be the same, right?

02:51:14.500 Even in the spiritual context, nobody's ever spiritually been able to take any, in this

02:51:22.000 case, let's say a precious emotion, let's just say a precious emotion, and turn that

02:51:27.380 emotion into something else without some baggage from it.

02:51:31.160 How does that even work?

02:51:33.300 No.

02:51:34.400 I got what you're saying in the beginning, but at the end, you lost me.

02:51:37.960 I'm sorry.

02:51:38.280 Well, okay, so if you have an emotion, if you have an emotion and you turn it into a different

02:51:42.340 emotion, how does that come with no baggage?

02:51:44.580 No, because-

02:51:45.140 Even the process of doing that, even the process of doing that is going to be adversity, right?

02:51:49.400 No, because that's like healing a part of yourself.

02:51:54.600 It would be healing that part of yourself, the baggage that is there, right?

02:51:58.400 So something needed to be healed?

02:52:00.640 Not necessarily, but if it's-

02:52:02.380 Well, then how are you healing a part of yourself?

02:52:04.620 So here's the thing.

02:52:05.340 What do you mean?

02:52:06.160 Because then you could, the reason why it's overlapping like this is because I'm trying

02:52:09.820 to explain multiple like spiritual knowings into one where you could go into like the

02:52:15.080 deepest one and be like, oh yeah, everything is perfect.

02:52:17.340 There is no need to be healed.

02:52:18.540 You're perfect.

02:52:18.820 Look, I love the esoteric.

02:52:20.640 I mean, the esoteric is a lot of fun for me to discuss.

02:52:24.360 And healing yourself in this context, turn your baggage into light.

02:52:28.320 Yes.

02:52:28.940 You can.

02:52:29.360 Can I say something to that too?

02:52:30.400 Hold on. 0.99

02:52:31.140 I got to get this back on the fucking rails. 0.99

02:52:33.400 All right. 0.99

02:52:34.040 I got to get this back on the rails.

02:52:35.660 This had to do with the looks.

02:52:37.080 And she was saying that by going through experiences and trauma, that this would somehow manifest

02:52:42.340 itself in you carrying yourself in a different way.

02:52:44.220 You brought up the baggage.

02:52:44.700 You were the one who literally brought that up.

02:52:46.440 I didn't say that.

02:52:46.860 You said what about all the baggage?

02:52:47.740 No, one of you brought up, well, as you get older, you get more experiences and then

02:52:54.060 you carry yourself differently.

02:52:56.220 Ergo, your physical outward appearance is somehow improved through your experiences, which

02:53:01.760 would also include your trauma and baggage, as well as your good experiences where you're 0.99

02:53:06.940 going to fucking Cancun or whatever the fuck people do for your good experiences. 0.99

02:53:11.380 I don't know. 1.00

02:53:12.560 Articulate to me how even your good experiences will make you look better.

02:53:17.160 It's the way you carry yourself.

02:53:18.920 I feel like with good experiences, like going to Cancun and being able to afford the trip

02:53:25.900 on your own and making that money at a different age, and you're like, oh my God, it's so

02:53:29.460 accomplishment.

02:53:29.840 I can just make a counter, I can just make a counter argument and say, just as many people

02:53:34.320 have, just as many people, as you go through life, you tend to start accruing certain traumas

02:53:39.960 and heartbreaks and baggage.

02:53:41.600 Do people, let me ask you guys a question.

02:53:43.180 Do people typically get more or less jaded as they get older?

02:53:47.460 More jaded.

02:53:48.280 So would they then carry more tension in their body?

02:53:50.620 Yes.

02:53:50.740 Perhaps, and question, here's another question, do people's posture as they age tend to get

02:53:57.140 better or worse?

02:53:58.380 Worse.

02:53:59.160 Okay, so then I can just reverse this whole argument of over time, your outward physical

02:54:03.940 appearance is going to get worse because people tend to hold themselves in worse ways, either

02:54:08.820 through being jaded, they carry more tension in their body, that's going to manifest itself

02:54:13.700 in stress, like you'll see that in people's faces.

02:54:16.600 If they've had a lot of stress in their life, they're going to get wrinkles, hair's going

02:54:19.720 to go gray, they're going to lose their hair, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.

02:54:22.760 And it goes other way.

02:54:23.420 And then people's posture tends to get poorer and poorer and poorer as they get older.

02:54:27.180 I like what you said about eating healthy, taking care of yourself, like if you're doing

02:54:30.240 all those type of things, working out, stretching, eating the best, whatever the fuck, that's

02:54:35.120 definitely going to make a difference, like, you know what I'm saying?

02:54:38.220 I think that the original conversation of from 24 to 34, you gain a lot of life experience

02:54:45.040 that makes you feel confident on who you are, and that's how you walk through life.

02:54:49.360 You walk more confident.

02:54:50.140 Do you think, but like, okay, just in terms of what men find attractive in general, beyond

02:54:53.680 just physical appearance, do you think men care about your experiences? 0.98

02:54:56.880 I think actually men get scared of women that have that confidence.

02:55:00.380 I think that after 30, it's a lot harder to date because you are confident.

02:55:04.520 And if you're single with no kids, it's different.

02:55:06.060 So you're saying women are more off-putting the older they get? 0.93

02:55:09.460 Off-putting.

02:55:10.320 Well, you said men get scared.

02:55:11.480 Yeah, they do.

02:55:12.140 They get more intimidated.

02:55:13.000 They get scared.

02:55:13.420 They're like, I can't afford this girl. 0.98

02:55:14.900 You know, at 30 with no kids and living and taking care of-

02:55:18.520 30 with kids.

02:55:19.380 But I'm talking about 30 with no kids.

02:55:21.460 There's a difference.

02:55:22.220 But you said that men are attracted to women's experience.

02:55:24.820 It's tough out here.

02:55:25.900 I didn't say that women, that guys were attracted to experience of women.

02:55:30.580 It's because like women aren't as- 1.00

02:55:32.680 Men are attracted to confidence. 0.94

02:55:34.060 You're more like naive. 0.81

02:55:35.080 You're more easy to manipulate. 0.98

02:55:37.680 Men don't care about your confidence at all.

02:55:40.020 I would say that's something new to me.

02:55:44.580 You think men like insecure women? 1.00

02:55:46.520 I didn't know that.

02:55:47.500 Brian, what do men care about?

02:55:49.640 Brian, what do men care about?

02:55:52.160 You're mic to the, this way. 1.00

02:55:53.720 Fucking animals. 1.00

02:55:55.480 I feel like I attract guys that have a lot of confidence and just like- 1.00

02:55:59.700 What does that have to do with what they're attracted to?

02:56:01.140 Well, I'm saying they're going to be attracted to somebody else that has a lot of confidence.

02:56:05.660 I don't see how that follows.

02:56:07.340 Wait.

02:56:07.600 I feel like guys like confidence.

02:56:09.340 They don't want a woman that's going to bring them down. 0.98

02:56:11.540 They don't want a Debbie Downer.

02:56:12.940 Well, hold on.

02:56:13.800 You can have a positive disposition and you could be like, have perhaps a more shy or

02:56:19.400 shy disposition.

02:56:21.660 That's true. 0.98

02:56:22.180 That's a little bag of baddie. 0.63

02:56:23.380 What about, so say if you were with a woman, right?

02:56:26.240 And she, let's get all the details.

02:56:29.680 And she was like, so like, there was, her confidence level was a zero and she was just constantly

02:56:36.360 like, uh, jealous, insecure.

02:56:39.740 We're talking about different things though.

02:56:41.900 We're talking about, okay.

02:56:42.600 So let me ask you a question.

02:56:43.980 If a guy approached you and he was just super confident, no trembling in his voice, eye contact

02:56:50.460 on point, just, you could hear it.

02:56:52.400 You hear it in his voice, his manner of speech.

02:56:55.460 He, there was no, uh, hesitation, just very confident.

02:56:59.080 Whereas if a girl were to step to me and her icon, like, and she, you know, she approached

02:57:04.280 me and she was like a little bashful and a little bit shy and her eye contact was, but

02:57:09.160 she wasn't like being creepy, but she was like maybe a little nervous.

02:57:13.020 That wouldn't be at least from the guy's perspective, a negative mark against her.

02:57:18.060 If she's got a little shake in her voice.

02:57:20.180 Whereas if there's a shake in a dude's voice and he steps to you, that's an instant rejection

02:57:25.520 for most women.

02:57:26.420 I think that's kind of cute sometimes too.

02:57:27.560 It's an instant, no, no, it's not for me. 0.96

02:57:31.100 I don't like the weird, like psychotic, like I'm fucking perfect.

02:57:34.300 I'm amazing at conversations. 0.88

02:57:35.800 Hello.

02:57:36.160 Like if a girl's a little bashful, like a little, but I think that's, I think what you're 0.95

02:57:40.300 describing is true on both ends.

02:57:42.060 I, it's not some men, like when they're bad, like you said, I think that's true.

02:57:47.360 I think on the other end, some men, like when women are more attractive.

02:57:50.240 I think on the other end, women, like when men are more attractive and then sometimes 0.99

02:57:53.720 some, I'm sorry, I'm getting my words messed up already.

02:57:57.560 Like I'm just, I've only slept two hours within like 20 hours.

02:58:02.640 I feel like this goes back to the original question.

02:58:07.000 As soon as it gets to the right here at this part of the table, I lost the whole original

02:58:11.460 question.

02:58:11.880 Good.

02:58:12.020 I'm glad.

02:58:12.760 So I'm going to move it on, but I will bring up the hypergamy thing in a bit, but going

02:58:18.280 around the table, I think we're going with you.

02:58:21.200 You are 26.

02:58:23.360 Will you be more physically attractive at 36 as compared to 26?

02:58:26.500 Okay.

02:58:26.960 I'm going to say 36.

02:58:29.560 Yes.

02:58:29.960 But like higher.

02:58:31.100 No, I'm going to give you that.

02:58:32.220 And then also I'm going to make a comment that I think men have like Benjamin button disease. 0.84

02:58:35.960 Like they get more attractive to society as they get older and women get less. 1.00

02:58:40.600 So it's like reverse.

02:58:42.680 That's my comment.

02:58:44.060 They get more attracted to society.

02:58:46.400 Yeah.

02:58:46.680 Men get more attractive in society.

02:58:49.320 Like when you look at it overall.

02:58:49.980 Oh, in society.

02:58:50.840 I see.

02:58:51.420 Yeah.

02:58:51.540 Okay.

02:58:51.700 So you're saying that men age better than women.

02:58:54.360 No, I'm saying to society.

02:58:55.780 I'm not saying men age better.

02:58:57.060 Well, I mean, who is society?

02:58:58.520 Right.

02:58:59.020 I'm saying based on society standards.

02:59:02.660 Yeah.

02:59:02.920 Who is society?

02:59:04.640 We are society.

02:59:05.140 The grand census in general.

02:59:07.140 Yeah.

02:59:07.400 So men and women.

02:59:08.640 So think about Ryan Gosling.

02:59:09.380 So if you're saying that based on society, men get more attractive with age.

02:59:12.160 And you're saying that men get more attractive with age, right?

02:59:14.420 I'm saying based on society.

02:59:15.380 It's the metric of most people.

02:59:17.580 It goes both ways.

02:59:19.320 Men and women.

02:59:19.840 I'm saying based on society.

02:59:20.860 Well, I mean, does it though?

02:59:22.000 That wasn't her claim.

02:59:23.060 Her claim is, she says, okay, based on society.

02:59:26.100 So now we have society.

02:59:27.220 Who is society?

02:59:27.900 Society is all men and women collectively, right? 0.92

02:59:31.580 They're looking through this societal prism.

02:59:33.620 So we can reduce this to societal relativism.

02:59:36.480 Yeah.

02:59:36.660 Relative to the society, men are more attractive as they age than women, right? 0.92

02:59:42.040 Yeah.

02:59:42.220 So wouldn't that dictate that most women find older men to get more attractive as they age? 0.63

02:59:48.560 Wouldn't that logically follow?

02:59:49.860 Yeah, societally.

02:59:51.660 Yeah.

02:59:52.160 Well, but societally is a collective group of people, right?

02:59:56.480 Okay.

02:59:57.420 Yeah.

02:59:57.660 Yeah.

02:59:58.080 So, I mean, if that's true, then most people would be thinking this, right?

03:00:01.420 Yeah.

03:00:02.280 Yeah.

03:00:03.540 I think that happens through advertisement, through films, through...

03:00:06.660 Yeah, there's a bunch of reasons for it, but I'm going to say.

03:00:08.680 If we didn't have films, if we didn't have films, most older men in their 60s, 50s, 60s, 70s, wouldn't think that they need to be with a woman 35 years younger than them.

03:00:20.020 But it's accepted...

03:00:20.680 Really?

03:00:21.500 Yeah, we can go on this whole tangent, but if you look at films...

03:00:24.780 Let's go on this whole tangent.

03:00:26.200 No, if you look at films, older women that date younger men are given stigmas and names, but it's widely accepted through films and the way society acts... 0.97

03:00:39.240 This is actually...

03:00:39.780 That an older man can date someone 20, 30 years younger than them.

03:00:44.700 Actually...

03:00:45.100 And it's okay?

03:00:45.740 Well, actually...

03:00:46.700 Let us find out.

03:00:47.600 Let us...

03:00:48.380 Hang on.

03:00:48.820 I think that that's a fair point.

03:00:50.120 Let us test if it's true.

03:00:51.320 I have, just in my memory, a grouping of movies where an older woman is sleeping with a younger man, and that's considered to be based in awesome and in every way just fine.

03:01:05.960 One that comes to mind, for instance, is American Pie with Stifler's mom, right?

03:01:11.000 This was a movie that was widely distributed.

03:01:14.660 So my question is, let's go one for one.

03:01:16.860 Can you name the movie where that's socially acceptable the other way for a man? 0.58

03:01:22.060 Probably all the movies that were made in the 50s and 60s.

03:01:24.560 Yeah, no, just name one.

03:01:26.100 Okay, so let's see.

03:01:28.500 The one with Cary Grant, and then he was with...

03:01:32.200 In the 1950s?

03:01:33.960 No, wait, wait, let me just go...

03:01:35.660 No, in modernity, in modernity.

03:01:37.600 What are the modern movies which are showing this?

03:01:39.620 Like, you see Cary Grant with someone who's 20, 30 years younger than...

03:01:44.260 70-year-old geriatric dudes are not going to count as far as societal norms now.

03:01:50.140 So, like, in modernity...

03:01:52.140 Actually, if you watch any films, especially with female directors, they talk about this

03:01:57.920 subject a lot, that it's okay, it's taboo for an older woman to date a younger man.

03:02:03.760 Actually, in the movie, in modernity, where it's the older man with the younger woman, and

03:02:10.740 that is considered, that is pushed and promoted as being a good thing.

03:02:14.160 Name one.

03:02:15.040 Twilight.

03:02:15.420 No, no, no, not you.

03:02:18.200 But I'm helping her out.

03:02:21.240 And by the way, the reason Twilight doesn't count is because Edward physically stays the

03:02:27.600 same age forever.

03:02:28.780 But it was funny.

03:02:29.300 So that doesn't even count.

03:02:30.880 It's like a lie for thousands of years.

03:02:31.420 So back away from that.

03:02:34.480 By the way, that movie had beastiality.

03:02:36.300 No shock to me that the tree lover loves it.

03:02:38.240 But back over to this, where I was before I was so rudely interrupted, can you name a

03:02:44.820 movie of modernity where it's promoted for men to have an age gap relationship and that's

03:02:50.640 promoted as a good thing?

03:02:52.080 Isn't Pretty Woman, like, all about that?

03:02:54.240 Not you.

03:02:55.020 Not you.

03:02:55.940 Not you.

03:02:56.800 The woman I'm talking to who's not you.

03:02:58.820 Just answer the question kindly.

03:03:01.180 I'm just thinking, well, there was a movie that was recent that Anne Hathaway was in

03:03:07.080 when she's older than the man.

03:03:09.240 Oh, I know that movie.

03:03:10.000 And then she got completely beat up about it verbally, society, her child was, you know,

03:03:19.000 teased.

03:03:19.940 Yeah, what's it called?

03:03:21.840 I forgot what that movie was.

03:03:23.800 You would think that if these things were so, you would think that if societally it was

03:03:27.820 so prevalent that age gap relationships were looked at as being okay for men to go after

03:03:33.340 younger women, that you would have a slew of examples that you can give me. 1.00

03:03:37.160 What about science?

03:03:37.640 And I haven't actually heard you give me one example of where that's promoted as being

03:03:42.700 a good thing in a movie.

03:03:44.340 All you have to do is look at what Hugh Hefner created.

03:03:48.200 And then I met him years ago and it was normal.

03:03:53.100 That does not surprise me.

03:03:54.680 But it was normal for an older man to be with someone 20, 30 years.

03:04:00.640 And it's in lots of movies.

03:04:02.200 Before we move over to the diatribe, before we move over to the diatribe, which I'm happy

03:04:07.200 to listen to and engage with, can you name a movie of modernity, even the last 20 years,

03:04:13.780 where the age gap relationship is promoted as being a good thing, where the man is older

03:04:19.140 than the woman?

03:04:20.040 Just one.

03:04:20.600 I'm just looking for one.

03:04:21.300 All of James Bond's movies.

03:04:24.420 All of James Bond's movies?

03:04:26.240 Like the last one with Daniel.

03:04:27.400 Okay, name the one where he's in the age gap relationship.

03:04:30.080 Wait, wait.

03:04:30.560 The Daniel Craig movies of the last three he was in, the woman was in their 20s.

03:04:37.200 And he's in his 60s going into the 70s.

03:04:40.640 So that's a 40-year gap.

03:04:42.560 Wait, what movie is this?

03:04:43.780 Daniel Craig was in three James Bond films.

03:04:48.100 Uh-huh.

03:04:48.500 And he's late 60s.

03:04:51.660 And his co-star is in their 20s.

03:04:57.260 Yeah, but you realize that you can act when you're acting.

03:05:00.080 You can still act as though you're the same age as the person who's far younger than you.

03:05:04.200 These are not, James Bond movies are not presented as, James Bond is way older than the women that he ends up with.

03:05:12.160 Those are never presented that way.

03:05:13.880 They're presented as being in some way equal in age or sophistication always.

03:05:17.880 But I'm just saying that it's a society thing, that it's okay for an older man to be with a 20, 30, 40-year gap woman.

03:05:27.040 It actually is okay.

03:05:27.940 It actually isn't.

03:05:28.740 Yeah, you keep asserting that, but where's the evidence for that?

03:05:31.340 Here's the thing, right, is that you say that, but in actuality, it's actually, there's a huge actual negative pressure.

03:05:39.580 Sorry, I'm not using the right wording there.

03:05:42.320 For example, you'll have words like cougar for women. 1.00

03:05:46.060 It's not clear to me that there's actually any negative stigma towards women who date younger men, whereas older men who date younger women actually get severely pathologized by mass amounts of the population.

03:06:01.180 They conflate men who date women in their, you know, who are, if a man's 40, who's dating a 21-year-old, they're going to call him a P-word.

03:06:09.300 So there's actually way more stigma towards men who date younger than the reverse.

03:06:14.240 While it's more common for men to date younger, there's much greater stigma.

03:06:19.340 Oh.

03:06:19.780 Yeah, I'll give you an example of this.

03:06:22.200 And maybe you just don't know how this goes, at least inside the online sphere.

03:06:27.100 But men who date younger women are often called PDF files.

03:06:31.060 They're often called names like this because they're dating a woman who is a legal adult.

03:06:37.260 She's sometimes 22, 23 years old, and he's 40, 45, and they still call him that.

03:06:43.740 That seems like it's a massive social stigma, the opposite direction than what you're talking about.

03:06:48.600 So I guess it's happening both ways, but because I'm older.

03:06:51.980 It's not, though.

03:06:52.640 No, but because I'm older than most of the women here, it's like I see that there is a stigma.

03:07:00.120 If I'm attracted to someone who's younger than me, then I get called those names.

03:07:05.860 So even though I'm not attracted to someone like that.

03:07:08.980 Oh, yeah, but what are the names?

03:07:10.320 What are the names?

03:07:11.020 Cougar?

03:07:11.960 Cougar.

03:07:12.160 I mean, what are the derogatory names that you're called?

03:07:15.680 Yeah, you get called cougar.

03:07:16.740 Men get called P-words.

03:07:18.800 Yeah, they get called the P-word.

03:07:20.140 You get called a cougar, like, what?

03:07:21.960 I can't say it.

03:07:22.640 You know what it is.

03:07:23.100 Okay.

03:07:23.700 I don't.

03:07:25.820 Pedo.

03:07:26.440 Oh, okay, okay, thank you.

03:07:28.180 So like Bill Belichick, is that right?

03:07:31.540 Bill Belichick, he's got that 23-year-old girlfriend. 1.00

03:07:35.080 He's 72.

03:07:37.700 That's all over the news lately.

03:07:39.760 Oh, didn't they just have a baby?

03:07:41.280 I don't think so.

03:07:42.100 That's also that one guy who's like 80 just had a baby with, like, somebody.

03:07:44.560 You're talking about Al Pacino.

03:07:45.640 Back on track here.

03:07:46.520 Back on track here.

03:07:47.840 So, okay.

03:07:48.280 Okay, back to you.

03:07:49.600 So that was one time, but that wasn't with Daniel Craig.

03:07:52.480 Yep, so okay, back on track here.

03:07:53.880 Yep.

03:07:54.020 So, I mean, you're 55.

03:07:56.400 Well, I mean, you didn't specify exact age.

03:07:59.020 Do you think you'll be better looking at 65 than you are now?

03:08:02.260 Well, I just went through both of my favorite people dying in the past.

03:08:07.060 How is that relevant?

03:08:08.120 I'm sorry.

03:08:08.640 How is that relevant?

03:08:09.300 Because everyone has been bringing up the fact that when you go through life experiences, stress, it affects you.

03:08:17.040 So, I feel like 10 years from now, I might look better because I won't be going through such severe stress.

03:08:24.860 Oh, yes.

03:08:24.900 Let's go.

03:08:25.220 So, I just went through severe stress of moving eight times, losing all my stuff in the Maui fires, moving here, having to reinvent my life.

03:08:34.880 All those stresses are, affects the way someone looks.

03:08:39.780 But we talked about that whole topic for like an hour.

03:08:43.120 Okay.

03:08:43.460 Yeah, but I'm just saying that.

03:08:44.400 I get what you're saying, but like we don't.

03:08:46.480 So, you think you're going to look better in 10 years?

03:08:48.160 Yeah, because I won't have all this extreme.

03:08:51.140 Simple question.

03:08:51.600 What if you had the same exact stress?

03:08:56.860 Then, I don't know.

03:08:59.200 Probably worse.

03:08:59.940 Okay, what about in 20 years?

03:09:01.240 So, 75 compared to 55?

03:09:05.000 I don't know.

03:09:05.720 God, all my friends are like doing Botox and all that weird stuff.

03:09:08.840 Okay, hold on.

03:09:09.480 Let me give a little guidance here.

03:09:11.520 So, okay.

03:09:12.260 Let's remove the stress from your life.

03:09:13.860 Hold on, hold on.

03:09:14.840 Let's remove the stress entirely from your life, 55.

03:09:17.640 We're going to remove, in fact, we're going to remove all stress from your life for the next 100 years.

03:09:22.920 I don't know if you'll make it that far, but most people won't live to 100.

03:09:26.740 Okay.

03:09:28.320 So, you're going to have no stress in 10 years' time.

03:09:33.960 And let's assume you have no stress right now, too.

03:09:36.040 Okay.

03:09:36.780 In 10 years' time, will you be better looking?

03:09:39.460 So, 65 to 55?

03:09:40.820 Yes.

03:09:41.700 Okay.

03:09:41.940 Will you be better looking at 75 versus now at 55?

03:09:46.280 Probably because I won't care.

03:09:48.920 Is that you won't care?

03:09:50.960 That's a pretty damn good answer. 0.51

03:09:52.360 Okay.

03:09:53.160 Because it doesn't...

03:09:54.660 I mean, my grandmother lived at nearly 105, and she was like the best person in the world because she was so fine.

03:10:01.180 Okay, yes.

03:10:02.060 Sure.

03:10:02.440 But we're talking about physical appearance, right?

03:10:03.960 Yeah, physical appearance.

03:10:06.040 I mean, I still...

03:10:06.740 I love how we're talking about physical things, but it gets so fucking deep with every single thing. 0.72

03:10:11.720 Well, because... 0.76

03:10:12.240 I get it, though.

03:10:12.980 I get it.

03:10:13.460 Debate away.

03:10:14.660 Because physical is... 0.99

03:10:15.960 Fucking hungry, though. 0.98

03:10:16.880 I'm going to tell you that much. 0.99

03:10:17.900 You express yourself from your life experiences.

03:10:20.480 So, you change, and you morph, and you transform, and...

03:10:27.260 Wait, what was the question again?

03:10:29.640 Tax.

03:10:30.000 Okay.

03:10:30.580 Here.

03:10:31.180 75 or 55?

03:10:32.760 Hold on.

03:10:33.380 Okay.

03:10:34.720 All right.

03:10:35.220 85 or 55?

03:10:37.580 85?

03:10:38.600 Yes.

03:10:40.760 You'll be more attractive at 85?

03:10:42.840 Yes.

03:10:44.320 Okay.

03:10:44.660 Will you be more attractive at 95 than you are now at 55?

03:10:49.940 Oh, no.

03:10:52.280 Okay.

03:10:52.880 Oh, 95 is the breaking point.

03:10:56.620 At 95.

03:10:57.500 Yeah, okay.

03:10:59.360 95 is like...

03:11:01.840 All right.

03:11:02.300 What about this?

03:11:03.360 What about this?

03:11:04.380 Are you more physically attractive now at 55 than you were at 45?

03:11:08.760 So, 10 years ago.

03:11:10.920 No.

03:11:12.760 Hold on.

03:11:13.420 You were more attractive at 45.

03:11:16.700 Yeah, because I didn't go through all this awful stress.

03:11:20.340 Now you took her stress away for the other question.

03:11:22.500 Yeah.

03:11:22.920 Let's pretend there's no stress.

03:11:24.480 But I was a tomboy most of my life, so...

03:11:26.740 Okay.

03:11:26.900 What about 35, then?

03:11:28.800 35.

03:11:29.160 Were you more physically attractive at 35 than you are now at 55?

03:11:33.440 No, but I had a lot more boyfriends back then.

03:11:35.820 Wait, I'm a little confused, because you said right now you're going through a significant

03:11:38.840 amount of stress.

03:11:39.820 Yes.

03:11:41.080 So, I don't feel very attractive.

03:11:42.520 Wait, wait, wait.

03:11:42.800 Stop, stop, stop.

03:11:43.420 Was that stress, the stress that you're feeling now, more than the stress that you were having

03:11:48.480 at 45?

03:11:50.380 Yes.

03:11:52.420 But you said you're more attractive now than...

03:11:55.360 No, no.

03:11:56.020 I was more attractive at 45 than I am now.

03:11:58.160 Oh, excuse me.

03:11:58.640 Okay, then I misheard.

03:11:59.720 Okay.

03:12:00.620 So, more attractive at 45.

03:12:01.920 Did I...

03:12:02.340 Did anybody else mishear that?

03:12:03.440 I heard her say that.

03:12:04.480 I thought you said...

03:12:05.300 Okay.

03:12:05.700 Okay.

03:12:05.960 So, more attractive at 45, then.

03:12:07.360 Okay.

03:12:07.920 All right.

03:12:08.200 Moving on.

03:12:08.600 What about you?

03:12:09.000 I'm just going to keep getting hotter.

03:12:12.280 Every year.

03:12:13.780 Okay.

03:12:14.140 That's a troll answer. 0.51

03:12:15.240 Every year. 0.70

03:12:15.280 I'm with you.

03:12:16.120 Yeah.

03:12:16.320 So, okay.

03:12:17.020 You're 25.

03:12:17.680 That's not a troll answer.

03:12:19.000 It's, I'm going to be hot.

03:12:20.400 I'm going to be hotter.

03:12:20.500 So, you're...

03:12:20.860 Okay.

03:12:21.100 So, you're 25.

03:12:22.160 Will you be more physically attractive at 35?

03:12:24.420 I hope so, because I'm not trying to peak yet.

03:12:27.040 But...

03:12:27.360 So, yeah.

03:12:27.940 I definitely will.

03:12:29.040 Yeah.

03:12:29.560 Will you be more physically attractive at 45? 0.94

03:12:31.760 That's damn right. 0.96

03:12:32.620 Oh, my God. 0.95

03:12:34.040 Yeah.

03:12:35.340 Than you are now at 25?

03:12:36.720 Yeah.

03:12:37.340 Will you be more physically attractive at 55 than you are now at 25?

03:12:40.300 I told you I'm going to keep getting hotter.

03:12:43.700 The answer is yes.

03:12:44.780 The answer is yes.

03:12:45.580 For all the ages.

03:12:46.760 For all the...

03:12:47.580 Okay.

03:12:50.360 So, I have a question, then, for you.

03:12:51.980 If it's the case that you're going to be more physically attractive at 55 than you are now,

03:12:58.940 do you think that being physically attractive confers certain benefits?

03:13:02.580 Like, pretty privilege?

03:13:03.420 Do you believe in that?

03:13:04.520 I mean, I think there definitely...

03:13:05.980 Sorry.

03:13:06.700 I think there definitely are instances like that.

03:13:09.440 That's definitely a very real thing.

03:13:11.480 I mean, people get treated differently based on how they look all the time, so...

03:13:14.960 Right.

03:13:15.460 Okay.

03:13:15.720 So, if I could wave a magic wand that would, in terms of your outward physical appearance,

03:13:21.340 that would just age you 30 years, and it wouldn't have any impact on your health.

03:13:27.000 But you're aging me physically.

03:13:28.680 It would have no impact on your health.

03:13:30.320 You would still live just as long as you would have otherwise lived.

03:13:33.220 Just your outward appearance, we're going to age you forward 30 years.

03:13:36.000 No, thank you.

03:13:36.880 To where you consider yourself to be more physically attractive, would you take it?

03:13:41.040 All right.

03:13:45.880 Now it's getting tricky, because in my head right now, yeah, I'm going to keep getting hot.

03:13:52.300 But, like, I don't want to say yes to your scenario, because you're saying you're advancing my body.

03:13:56.900 Like, are you giving me a ton of wrinkles now?

03:13:58.560 Because that's not my scenario.

03:13:59.880 Well, are you...

03:13:59.920 Hang on.

03:14:00.460 Hang on.

03:14:00.960 Wait, wait, wait.

03:14:02.660 Are you aware that what Brian just did was he caught you in what's called cognitive dissonance?

03:14:08.480 You, yourself, inside of your brain, believe that in 20, 30 years, you'll be just as good looking as you are now.

03:14:15.800 But as soon as Brian says, okay, there's no health ramifications, you would actually be more beautiful by your own estimation in 30 years

03:14:22.660 if I had a magic wand and can wave it, and therefore you're aged forward.

03:14:26.620 Now you're more beautiful than you are right now with no negative health ramifications.

03:14:30.640 How could there ever be a no?

03:14:32.040 Oh, well, no, then that was my mistake.

03:14:34.000 Then I misheard the question.

03:14:35.780 If I'm getting more...

03:14:37.300 If he is agreeing, then I'm going to get more hot.

03:14:39.440 No, he's not agreeing.

03:14:40.660 He's not agreeing.

03:14:41.440 Well, then my original thing is...

03:14:43.140 You mentioned wrinkles, too.

03:14:45.860 Well, because in my head, when you're saying, like, all right, you're...

03:14:48.580 My body's going to stay the same, but you're going to pack 30 years of life into my skin.

03:14:53.440 No, no, no.

03:14:53.780 Okay, so hold on.

03:14:54.620 I'm assuming that you are...

03:14:55.320 Your body's not going to stay the same.

03:14:56.780 Your body's going to age.

03:14:57.760 You just said that it wasn't.

03:14:58.640 No, hold on.

03:14:59.560 Let me restate.

03:15:00.820 There will be no health...

03:15:02.020 There will be no health...

03:15:03.440 So, for example, there won't be any negative health consequences that are related to aging.

03:15:09.900 Okay, then...

03:15:10.900 If you would otherwise die at age 80, if I age you forward 30 years, you would...

03:15:18.700 It's not going to...

03:15:19.640 Like, you're not going to die sooner.

03:15:21.040 You're not going to have any health problems sooner.

03:15:23.120 If you were at age 60, get cancer, you're not going to get it sooner.

03:15:27.400 It's just your outward physical appearance.

03:15:31.040 Yeah, I'm sticking with it.

03:15:32.440 I'm going to...

03:15:33.720 Yeah, so you'll get wrinkles.

03:15:35.280 Well, if I...

03:15:36.500 I'm going to be hot.

03:15:37.520 I'll have some wrinkles.

03:15:39.760 Okay.

03:15:40.120 So, if Ryan could age you forward, just appearance-wise, 30 years, and there was no negative health

03:15:45.660 ramifications, you would let him wave the wand.

03:15:48.480 In fact, you would tell him to, because you would just be more beautiful, right?

03:15:51.680 Well, okay.

03:15:52.660 This is my, like...

03:15:53.600 I have to make active choices to ensure that I just keep getting hotter.

03:15:57.160 Like, he's just waving it right now.

03:15:58.780 Like, I don't know.

03:15:59.600 Yeah, but whatever...

03:16:00.680 So, whatever those active choices would be, ordinarily, we're assuming that those active

03:16:06.420 choices are implemented inside of the hypothetical of him waving the wand.

03:16:10.740 So, you should actually demand that he wave such a wand, because you would be even more

03:16:15.640 beautiful, right?

03:16:16.280 I will demand it.

03:16:17.940 Brian?

03:16:18.560 Why do you want to take years off your life, though?

03:16:20.560 Yeah, but why are you...

03:16:21.680 No, no, no years off the life.

03:16:23.340 Oh, okay.

03:16:24.120 Well, that makes a difference.

03:16:24.900 I want to take years off life, but I'm getting, like, hotter, but then I'm closer to...

03:16:28.160 Well, no, no.

03:16:28.820 By your estimation, whatever you think you'll look like at that age, right?

03:16:33.860 We don't know what you're going to look like.

03:16:35.320 Yeah.

03:16:35.540 We just have to go off your assumption.

03:16:37.060 You believe that you're going to be much hotter in 30 years than you are right now.

03:16:40.900 So, let me give you the distinction. 0.99

03:16:43.160 I think that's fucking delusional and insane, but you don't. 0.99

03:16:46.400 You think that that's totally reasonable and fine. 0.99

03:16:48.660 No, it can be delusional.

03:16:49.680 So, if you do...

03:16:50.300 So, hang on.

03:16:51.040 That's fine.

03:16:51.660 But if you do think that that's reasonable and fine, you do think you'll be

03:16:54.880 more beautiful, then you should be going to the wand maker, right?

03:16:57.460 $200.

03:16:58.940 These answers show how delusional y'all are.

03:17:02.120 The top men at these clubs who could get anyone aren't surrounded by gilfs if there 1.00

03:17:06.520 even is such a thing.

03:17:07.980 They're surrounded by 20-year-old versions of you.

03:17:11.420 Okay.

03:17:13.300 Cool.

03:17:14.160 Great.

03:17:15.320 What clubs?

03:17:15.980 I can't wait to be a gilf. 0.71

03:17:17.880 What's the code you're talking about?

03:17:19.260 So, just back to this real quick.

03:17:21.340 You would want Brian to wave the wand and age you forward 30 years.

03:17:26.240 I mean, no, because I don't really want to age, like, right now.

03:17:28.380 I want to do it, like, myself.

03:17:29.760 But I will get hotter, is what I'm saying.

03:17:31.980 Chris donated $200.

03:17:34.600 Thanks, ladies. 1.00

03:17:36.080 I would not be able to keep my roster of side chicks if it wasn't for ladies like you 1.00

03:17:40.620 co-signing the BS that I tell them.

03:17:42.800 You are helping us with guys pump and dump feminists on birth control. 1.00

03:17:48.900 So, you wouldn't want him to wave the aging wand even though you would be hotter with no

03:17:53.500 health ramifications?

03:17:54.520 That's really weird.

03:17:55.280 No, because I'm going to get there in my own time.

03:17:57.160 Like, I don't need him to speed it up for me.

03:17:58.900 Like, that's fine.

03:17:59.360 Yeah, but there's no speeding up.

03:18:00.700 You just are going to look like you would in 30 years, but there's no negative health

03:18:04.840 ramifications.

03:18:05.640 Your age physically stays the same.

03:18:08.120 You just look like you would in 30 years plus.

03:18:11.620 No, I'll just wait until I get there.

03:18:14.340 Is filler included?

03:18:16.800 Can I say this real quick?

03:18:18.880 Like, I just said, comment.

03:18:21.040 I, like, a year ago, I remember there was this study when I was in one of my classes in

03:18:27.360 school, and they were like, yes, like, men and women, when they did this massive, like,

03:18:32.480 meta study, they were like, men and women, like, are more attracted to.

03:18:38.120 Like, someone, usually that's younger, does look better, right?

03:18:43.060 Objectively, they look better.

03:18:44.400 Let's be real.

03:18:45.360 So, but in terms of dating someone, the older they got, the more they mashed up with their

03:18:54.260 age.

03:18:54.740 Yes, but hang on, let me give you the counter to this, as I understand the series of studies

03:19:00.580 that you were referring to.

03:19:02.640 Yes, that is true, and generally people date within about three years, generally, of whoever

03:19:08.540 their partner is going to end up being.

03:19:10.160 This is absolutely correct.

03:19:11.520 But this is because the pool in which they draw from is generally going to be amongst

03:19:16.100 their peers, and they're given no alternative options.

03:19:20.520 However, if you adjust for alternative options, meaning you show them a picture of young, hot

03:19:25.360 20-year-old and 50-year-old and say, if you could ideally pick one, which would you pick?

03:19:31.600 Which one do you think they pick?

03:19:32.920 Private chat.

03:19:33.460 So, dating-wise, they would definitely, I mean, it depends on the values, of course,

03:19:38.480 right?

03:19:38.840 But dating-wise, you have nothing in common when you're 80 with a 20-year-old.

03:19:45.400 Either way.

03:19:46.480 Nothing, you have nothing in, okay, so first of all, I didn't give you the wide berth of

03:19:51.900 a geriatric versus a 20-year-old, but what I said is that if you're a 50-year-old, if you

03:19:57.880 were a 50-year-old, 40-year-old, 30-year-old, and you were given the picture of the 20,

03:20:02.740 21, 22-year-old versus the person in your age bracket, and you were asked which one

03:20:07.840 you would prefer, you say, I prefer the younger girl.

03:20:11.820 Now, I'm conceding your one point, which is that people do generally date within their

03:20:18.000 age bracket, but that's because those are the peers which they have around them, so

03:20:22.340 that is the pool they can draw from.

03:20:24.640 But if given the option of alternative pools, they would draw from those pools.

03:20:30.000 Yep.

03:20:30.160 So I think that's just a hypothetical, like where is that even coming from?

03:20:33.360 It's not a hypothetical, that's data analysis.

03:20:35.900 That's actually, not only has this been cataloged, and the data has been set in, and how they did

03:20:43.360 this was this, I'll give you the methodology so that you understand.

03:20:46.320 What they did was they said, okay, we're granting that most relationships happen within about

03:20:51.760 three years of each other.

03:20:52.800 So they went to a bunch of men, and they asked the men, okay, if you could have this pool of

03:21:00.880 women who look like this versus this pool, one being 10 to 20 years older in their age 0.99

03:21:06.740 bracket versus the one 10 to 20 years younger, guess which one they went for?

03:21:11.300 Which one do you think they went for?

03:21:12.760 Okay, here's the thing.

03:21:13.440 I understand where you're going with this.

03:21:14.820 No, no, no.

03:21:15.180 Answer my question first, and then tell me where I'm going with this.

03:21:18.220 Yes.

03:21:18.580 Which one do you think they went for?

03:21:20.200 Obviously, you said based on looks, you just said based on looks, that they would obviously

03:21:25.420 go for the one that looks better, but when it really comes down to it, dating.

03:21:28.220 And which ones were those?

03:21:29.540 Hang on, which ones were those?

03:21:31.300 The younger ones or the older ones?

03:21:32.320 The ones that are younger.

03:21:33.320 Yes.

03:21:33.660 Yeah, that's right, the younger.

03:21:34.900 Yes.

03:21:35.840 But you're saying when they looked at a picture of someone, not when they're actually interacting

03:21:40.840 and conversing on things that someone has no idea where they even were when 9-11 happened.

03:21:47.980 So all you're saying is that if we could project a 50-year-old's personality into a 20-year-old's

03:21:52.760 hot body, men would always go for that? 0.99

03:21:55.320 That's all you're saying.

03:21:56.240 I mean, wouldn't we all?

03:21:57.340 I mean, all you're saying is like, okay, so some men prefer to have long walks on the

03:22:01.980 beach and late night conversations, but they still would really prefer a hot chick.

03:22:06.400 That's what you're saying.

03:22:08.340 We actually have some stuff we can pull up.

03:22:11.500 Hang on, hang on.

03:22:12.340 Say that again. 0.71

03:22:12.920 I think we all would.

03:22:14.280 Right.

03:22:15.100 I think we all would.

03:22:16.380 So this is where you need to move out of the delusion because you just admitted you think

03:22:21.200 we all would, which would include you, which would include the 50-year-old, which would

03:22:24.440 include all of them.

03:22:25.680 So you can't give me the, oh, the age gap gives me the ick, right?

03:22:28.840 I didn't say that.

03:22:29.460 You can't do the ick.

03:22:30.480 Can't do the ick.

03:22:31.340 I said in society's eyes, that's how they view men and women.

03:22:35.480 I never said that.

03:22:36.200 No, you didn't.

03:22:36.660 You said, I think we all would.

03:22:38.660 That's a collective which includes you.

03:22:40.280 We all would date someone that looks better.

03:22:44.060 Yeah.

03:22:44.560 And if those people happen to be younger.

03:22:46.300 But if they had the same values.

03:22:47.160 If those people happen to be younger, would you be dating the younger people?

03:22:54.680 The thing is, like, I'm trying to present.

03:22:58.100 You're just going to ask me a question.

03:22:59.220 I'm trying to present, like, a value-type scenario here.

03:23:04.280 Like, it's not just all about looks is the whole point.

03:23:07.760 Like, when it comes down to it, the reason why they're with that person, the variable

03:23:15.580 there is because of the values, is because of, like, the time frame of the mindset.

03:23:20.460 It's not about looks at the end of the day.

03:23:22.720 That's what I'm saying.

03:23:23.720 It's about looks at the beginning of the day.

03:23:26.440 It's not.

03:23:27.000 It's not about looks, huh?

03:23:29.220 When you see the picture, yeah.

03:23:30.480 It's the law of diminishing returns for women. 1.00

03:23:33.600 It's the law of diminishing returns.

03:23:35.640 I looked way better at 30 than at 50, you know?

03:23:40.000 I still feel like I'm an attractive lady.

03:23:43.460 But I looked way better at 30.

03:23:47.260 But you could run laps around like your 20-year-old self.

03:23:50.180 Now, though.

03:23:51.360 Mentally.

03:23:52.380 Mentally, absolutely.

03:23:53.560 That's not what we're talking about.

03:23:54.560 But just on a physical dynamic, it's the law of diminishing returns and your youth and your collagen and your, you know, beautiful, non-wrinkled skin and all of that stuff is part of the package of what a man that's older and successful and established is going to be attracted to, you know?

03:24:16.680 And that's just the trade-off.

03:24:18.940 That is the trade-off of how it's always been with humans.

03:24:23.060 Initially.

03:24:24.220 Yes, of course.

03:24:25.100 Initially, yeah.

03:24:25.640 And I certainly have a husband who values my mind.

03:24:30.040 He thinks I'm a 10.

03:24:32.100 And he thinks I'm brilliant or whatever, right?

03:24:35.260 Makes me feel like I'm being viewed as a whole entity, not just physical appearance, right?

03:24:41.720 I make him laugh.

03:24:42.740 He makes me laugh.

03:24:43.640 All of that stuff.

03:24:45.080 But when you're a young woman, your mind is not what men are instantly judging you by.

03:24:53.260 They take one look and boom.

03:24:55.200 They make snap decisions in their head based on whether they'd want to talk to you, whether any of that stuff.

03:25:01.240 And so, and as you get older, your looks are going to go down the decline.

03:25:07.520 I mean, that's just a fact of life.

03:25:08.960 It's like, look, there's trade-offs.

03:25:10.980 Now there's trade-offs.

03:25:12.200 And for me, it's just cope.

03:25:14.540 So is it opposite?

03:25:15.800 It's just cope. 1.00

03:25:16.500 I get dumber. 0.99

03:25:17.620 It's just cope. 0.99

03:25:18.860 That's not what I'm arguing.

03:25:20.260 It's not what I'm arguing.

03:25:21.200 But this idea that in terms of the attractiveness of your personality and the attractiveness of your mind, it somehow increases as you get older is absolute cope.

03:25:34.380 I don't think so.

03:25:35.020 Most people, again, I already asked you guys, do you get more jaded as you age?

03:25:39.560 Most people, in my estimation, typically don't tend to actually really develop, like, really compelling, fantastic personalities as they get older.

03:25:52.560 I've always had a good personality.

03:25:54.380 I'm kind of confused because if I was 50 trying to date and I'm on a dating app, I'm going to be looking around for other 50.

03:26:01.920 You're a woman, though.

03:26:03.940 Men and women are different. 0.95

03:26:06.060 You wouldn't try to snag you a little, like, fine-ass, little 30-year-old, little zaddy? 0.86

03:26:10.800 Here, Nick, pull up the studies, please.

03:26:12.160 So why would she want a 30-year-old? 1.00

03:26:14.240 Probably not.

03:26:15.200 If I saw someone 30 and they had a great...

03:26:18.280 Hold on.

03:26:19.360 Oh, no, you're too hot and too rich.

03:26:21.320 I don't want you.

03:26:22.400 Okay.

03:26:22.900 Come on. 1.00

03:26:23.780 Like, what kind of cope is this shit? 1.00

03:26:26.060 Oh, you're too hot and too rich. 1.00

03:26:27.740 I don't want you. 0.98

03:26:29.080 Said no chick ever, ever. 0.96

03:26:31.240 Nobody...

03:26:32.000 Show of hands.

03:26:34.000 You're too hot, too rich.

03:26:35.200 I don't want you. 0.97

03:26:36.240 Lie to me.

03:26:37.060 Put up your hands.

03:26:38.380 I want to hear it.

03:26:39.320 I want to hear that the guy who's 20 years younger than you at 50, who's just too hot and too rich,

03:26:44.860 I just don't want him.

03:26:46.220 Because, you know, he's got some personality quirks.

03:26:49.040 I'm not saying that. 0.98

03:26:49.520 You know, he doesn't like fucking basket weaving as much as me. 0.99

03:26:53.060 I don't care how much money you have. 1.00

03:26:54.980 Yes, the fucking dude. 1.00

03:26:56.100 No, I don't care how much money you have. 1.00

03:26:57.800 You're talking about dudes with money. 0.98

03:26:58.500 If you got a whack-ass personality, I'm going to leave. 0.97

03:27:01.360 Which is why I left my ex... 0.99

03:27:02.060 But if he has money, you're going to stay. 1.00

03:27:03.360 No, I'll do because my ex-boyfriend had a shit ton of fucking money and I still left his ass. 1.00

03:27:08.580 What about money and good dick? 1.00

03:27:09.660 Let's test it. 0.99

03:27:10.300 Let's test it and see if it's actually true.

03:27:12.280 What are the actual things that you want your man interested in that you're interested in?

03:27:17.500 Go ahead.

03:27:18.340 Me.

03:27:18.640 I think that's her answer.

03:27:26.380 No, no, no.

03:27:27.140 I just want him interested in me.

03:27:28.600 Honestly, what do you want him interested in that you're interested in?

03:27:31.160 I want him interested in me.

03:27:33.500 Okay, yeah.

03:27:34.080 He's interested in you.

03:27:35.360 No, but the problem is...

03:27:35.940 But he'd be interested in you at 30 or at 50.

03:27:39.060 So, what are these quirks at 30?

03:27:42.600 What are these interests at 30 that he's going to have that you don't have?

03:27:47.440 We have a lot of interest.

03:27:49.660 I have a lot of interest.

03:27:50.920 Okay.

03:27:51.660 I could also match his interest.

03:27:54.600 Okay.

03:27:54.880 It's about...

03:27:55.640 You're not answering the question.

03:27:57.500 You're literally obfuscating.

03:27:59.060 Repeat the question.

03:27:59.420 So, I'll ask it again.

03:28:00.080 I'll ask it again.

03:28:01.060 What are these interests you think you're going to have at 50 that you just demand that

03:28:05.920 your man also must have?

03:28:07.920 Honestly, I think we're going to have our own interests because we're different people.

03:28:11.100 Right.

03:28:11.440 So, then he's too hot and too rich at 30 because he doesn't share some perceived interest

03:28:16.060 you don't even have, really?

03:28:17.440 Usually, wisdom matches up at the end of the day.

03:28:22.740 Like, once you get older...

03:28:24.300 Oh, great.

03:28:24.560 Well, then tell me what the wisdom is.

03:28:26.200 What is the thing that you demand your man has?

03:28:29.480 You don't even know yet.

03:28:30.220 I think it's respecting each other's interests.

03:28:32.300 You're like in your 30s.

03:28:33.780 Are you talking about material things like a house, this, and that?

03:28:36.560 Interests.

03:28:37.280 Hobbies.

03:28:37.620 You're talking about hobbies, right?

03:28:38.620 Okay.

03:28:39.160 I have no idea what you're talking about.

03:28:40.120 Well, so, what I'm trying to do is this.

03:28:42.160 I'm trying to say, I don't actually believe you when you say, if you're at 50 and you're

03:28:47.040 this 30-year-old guy who's really good looking and really rich is incompatible due to some

03:28:52.660 sort of interest differential.

03:28:54.320 Hell yeah, dude.

03:28:54.860 Which is what you're saying.

03:28:56.060 Hell yeah.

03:28:56.400 Okay, stop, stop.

03:28:57.420 Hang on.

03:28:58.020 Let me finish the question.

03:28:59.600 That's what you're saying.

03:29:00.840 Then tell me what those interests would be.

03:29:04.060 My interests would be like crocheting, building puzzles, like talking about shows like iCarly

03:29:10.120 and time periods.

03:29:11.380 Talking about SpongeBob and making references to SpongeBob.

03:29:14.980 I just want to make sure I got this clear.

03:29:16.360 I got this clear.

03:29:16.940 Playing World of Warcraft.

03:29:18.640 At 50 years old, you're going to reject a 30-year-old hotmail with a lot of money because 1.00

03:29:23.340 he's not interested in your fucking crocheting. 1.00

03:29:25.580 Lie to me again. 1.00

03:29:26.720 Lie to me again.

03:29:27.560 I'm not lying to you.

03:29:28.440 What I told you is that I would want to be with a partner that respects my interests.

03:29:33.700 He doesn't got to be into them, but he can ask a question about them. 0.98

03:29:37.660 No guy anywhere gives a fuck about your crocheting and he know it. 0.98

03:29:40.520 Like, how many more lies you got to tell? 0.99

03:29:42.520 Nobody's like, honey, I love your-

03:29:44.760 No, I'm sorry.

03:29:45.080 Tell me more about your needlework. 0.99

03:29:46.340 If he has money, if I'm 50 years old and he got bread and he has a shitty personality, 0.98

03:29:52.340 I'm not taking it. 0.98

03:29:53.680 I'm 50.

03:29:54.540 I'm well off.

03:29:55.160 I'm good.

03:29:55.580 No, but when you say that, I ask what that means.

03:29:59.200 You say it's a lack of shared interest, right?

03:30:01.140 That's part of the personality thing.

03:30:01.720 I didn't say lack of shared interest.

03:30:03.580 Yeah, no, you just did.

03:30:04.740 In fact, you gave us crocheting as an example.

03:30:07.160 I gave you interest that I have that you asked for.

03:30:08.280 You legitimately are going to reject a 30-year-old?

03:30:11.320 Hang on.

03:30:11.860 At 50, you think you're going to legitimately reject a 30-year-old hot dude with a lot of

03:30:17.080 money?

03:30:17.300 Yeah, I am. 0.99

03:30:17.600 Because he's not interested in your fucking crocheting? 1.00

03:30:19.920 I'm personally going to reject anyone with a shitty personality and I thought that was the topic. 1.00

03:30:24.000 Yeah, that's not my question. 0.96

03:30:25.320 What's my question?

03:30:26.040 Repeat back to me.

03:30:26.560 Okay, so if your question is if I'm going to reject someone because he doesn't like my

03:30:30.460 crocheting, I'm going to be like, yeah, I understand that.

03:30:34.760 Yeah, exactly.

03:30:36.560 Exactly. 1.00

03:30:37.560 What the fuck? 1.00

03:30:38.200 What is this? 1.00

03:30:38.920 But that wasn't the question.

03:30:40.620 You said if he wasn't interested in your...

03:30:41.920 It's a literal question, yes.

03:30:43.360 The question was if he wasn't interested in all of my hobbies, and I thought it was also

03:30:49.880 that he had a bad personality.

03:30:50.620 Okay, so what hobbies?

03:30:51.600 Was that not the original question? 1.00

03:30:53.520 That he was a piece of shit and he was hot and rich. 1.00

03:30:56.480 The question was if he was a bad person, not a good personality. 1.00

03:31:02.320 If he has a shitty personality. 0.99

03:31:03.680 Stop with that for a second. 0.99

03:31:05.280 What hobbies?

03:31:06.680 You just said, if he's not interested in my hobbies, I want to know specifically which

03:31:10.580 hobbies he's not interested in my hobbies.

03:31:12.200 Let me ask the question.

03:31:15.100 What hobbies specifically?

03:31:17.080 Which hobbies specifically do you demand he takes an interest in? 0.98

03:31:21.300 Because crocheting, you don't give a fuck, right? 0.99

03:31:23.040 I don't give a fuck. 1.00

03:31:23.260 If he has his own hobbies, he has his own hobbies, and I have my own hobbies. 0.99

03:31:26.800 That doesn't matter.

03:31:28.280 The original question was if this guy...

03:31:29.680 This is totally derailed.

03:31:32.120 This is totally derailed.

03:31:35.780 Can I respond about the wisdom thing?

03:31:38.600 Okay, but let me...

03:31:39.560 I'll move it back to what I was trying to...

03:31:41.480 I want to finish this up, so go ahead.

03:31:43.000 Okay, good.

03:31:43.600 No, you go.

03:31:44.220 Go ahead.

03:31:45.180 Well, I'll just say real quick.

03:31:46.960 Like, I think, like, I totally agree.

03:31:49.780 The interest thing, like, cultural.

03:31:51.320 Like, I want to watch Iron Carly when I'm 60 with you.

03:31:53.840 Period, right?

03:31:54.760 But the wisdom thing, like, usually I think it matches up at a certain age.

03:32:00.180 Like, why do you think that, like, a lot of guys who are players when they're younger

03:32:03.680 become, like, faithful when they're older?

03:32:06.240 I've literally seen this.

03:32:07.280 My uncle do this.

03:32:08.400 You think men care about... 0.95

03:32:10.120 I don't even think women really care about wisdom. 1.00

03:32:12.900 Otherwise, there would be chicks in the DMs of, like, the most intelligent engineers 1.00

03:32:17.380 and the smartest, nerdiest guys. 1.00

03:32:19.620 Chicks want to fuck the athletes, the hot dudes, the stat, the guys with status, the 1.00

03:32:24.540 models, the actors. 1.00

03:32:26.040 Get out of here about even girls wanting wisdom. 1.00

03:32:28.780 That's fucking bogus. 1.00

03:32:30.080 Otherwise, y'all be trying to fuck rocket scientists. 1.00

03:32:32.560 I disagree with you. 0.99

03:32:32.800 Are you projecting?

03:32:33.580 You're projecting.

03:32:35.540 I disagree. 1.00

03:32:35.960 Y'all are fucking full of shit. 1.00

03:32:38.340 Who said that? 1.00

03:32:39.760 You said that.

03:32:40.600 I never said that. 1.00

03:32:41.940 You can't say I'm full of shit. 1.00

03:32:43.560 I be smashing on the nerves, the golden retrievers, like... 1.00

03:32:47.260 Full of fucking shit. 1.00

03:32:47.920 Dear 50-year-old engineer, can you please explain to me how a servo works? 1.00

03:32:52.440 Said no chick ever. 0.99

03:32:53.440 Okay, well... 0.99

03:32:53.840 They don't fucking care about wisdom. 0.99

03:32:54.940 What kind of cope is this? 0.98

03:32:56.800 Bro, and if it was about wisdom, if y'all were attracted to wisdom...

03:32:59.200 We got all the girls. 1.00

03:33:00.500 Bro, engineers, fucking software engineers, coders would be drowning in fucking pussy. 1.00

03:33:06.380 They probably are. 1.00

03:33:06.740 But they're not. 1.00

03:33:07.900 You guys want to fuck the athletes. 1.00

03:33:10.800 Do you have any you can ask? 1.00

03:33:12.440 I don't. 1.00

03:33:13.120 You guys want to fuck the athletes and movie stars. 1.00

03:33:15.840 No, we don't. 1.00

03:33:16.500 And how am I fucking wrong? 0.90

03:33:18.800 I came on here. 1.00

03:33:19.060 He has more fucking BS. 1.00

03:33:20.860 Hold on. 1.00

03:33:21.220 Hold on.

03:33:21.800 Hold on.

03:33:22.120 Boom.

03:33:22.680 Hold on.

03:33:23.020 Check this out.

03:33:23.820 Wait, hold on.

03:33:24.300 Check this out. 0.65

03:33:24.800 So sick.

03:33:25.360 I came here and I said I would date you. 0.94

03:33:28.080 And you're literally like, what are you doing?

03:33:30.600 You're not...

03:33:31.140 You're not... 1.00

03:33:31.580 I'm fucking podcast host. 0.99

03:33:32.560 Yeah. 0.99

03:33:32.820 What's that?

03:33:33.020 What do you say?

03:33:33.520 And I'm getting you.

03:33:35.000 It's irrelevant.

03:33:35.840 You're so right.

03:33:36.800 You're so right.

03:33:37.640 What is Brokhead doing?

03:33:38.780 Let's see.

03:33:39.100 You're not an athlete.

03:33:39.600 He has one of the largest viral podcasts in the world.

03:33:42.000 You run a podcast.

03:33:43.140 He's probably perceived as being rich by multiple women.

03:33:46.080 Oh, gee.

03:33:46.640 What could the alternative motivation possibly be?

03:33:50.700 I'm going based off his looks.

03:33:52.400 Okay.

03:33:52.700 So hold on.

03:33:53.480 Hold on.

03:33:53.940 Uh-huh.

03:33:54.520 She wants to smash. 0.98

03:33:55.480 You know what?

03:33:56.200 Wait, guys.

03:33:56.740 She didn't get to talk yet.

03:33:57.740 Hold on.

03:33:59.020 Okay.

03:33:59.460 Who do you think is getting more DMs?

03:34:01.960 Drake or some computer scientist who goes to UCSB?

03:34:06.960 Drake's on the internet.

03:34:08.080 That's different.

03:34:09.020 You guys.

03:34:09.280 He's actively on the internet.

03:34:11.360 If it was about wisdom, these software engineers, these software physicists...

03:34:14.740 I wish I could find a software engineer.

03:34:17.860 I wish I could find a software engineer.

03:34:19.740 Is anyone else hungry?

03:34:21.160 Hold on.

03:34:21.700 Hold on.

03:34:21.820 I'm just curious.

03:34:23.320 Only one person can be talking at a time.

03:34:25.540 So let me at least say what I have to say.

03:34:28.280 Okay.

03:34:29.000 If it was the case that y'all really, really, if women across the board thought wisdom was 0.80

03:34:33.780 the number one attraction trigger, then these software engineers and I'm trying to think 1.00

03:34:39.120 physicists and mathematicians would be drowning in fucking pussy. 1.00

03:34:42.980 But they're not. 1.00

03:34:44.620 They're not on the internet.

03:34:46.060 They're not.

03:34:47.000 It's because people don't know about those people.

03:34:49.720 If people are going for athletes and movie stars, it's because they have PR people.

03:34:57.020 You went to UCSB, right?

03:34:58.500 Do you think the soccer players at UCSB, on a balance of probabilities, are like the soccer 0.98

03:35:06.480 players at UCSB getting more pussy than the guys who are doing software engineering? 0.99

03:35:10.540 But there's also a difference in the way that they idolize the soccer player and they 0.98

03:35:14.700 don't acknowledge the status of the soccer players.

03:35:19.280 They idolize their physique.

03:35:20.120 I'm not talking about the women. 0.79

03:35:21.860 I'm talking about their coaches.

03:35:23.220 I'm talking about the teams.

03:35:24.400 It's a part of their strategy to boost their confidence so they can win whatever match

03:35:27.920 they're playing.

03:35:28.860 So they idolize that and they glorify that.

03:35:31.100 So it's constantly on the internet.

03:35:32.420 It's constantly being talked about.

03:35:33.640 But you have an engineer that's just doing a really, really great job.

03:35:36.380 No one's talking about that.

03:35:39.000 Right.

03:35:39.620 Precisely.

03:35:40.260 Yeah.

03:35:40.620 But if it had to do with wisdom, women would seek out these men.

03:35:43.880 Oh, really?

03:35:44.320 Wait, wait, wait.

03:35:44.760 What?

03:35:45.000 I think women do. 1.00

03:35:45.860 Wait, wait.

03:35:46.220 Hang on, hang on, hang on.

03:35:47.000 Hang on.

03:35:47.260 Let's back up.

03:35:48.640 Nobody's talking about Bill Gates.

03:35:50.540 Nobody's talking about Steve Jobs.

03:35:52.200 Nobody's talking about these massive engineers who are pioneers of computer tech.

03:35:56.180 Did you ever see what their women look like, lady? 1.00

03:35:58.780 Hang on.

03:35:59.300 Of course.

03:35:59.440 What do their women look like? 1.00

03:36:00.680 You think that their women were fucking knockouts or what? 1.00

03:36:03.660 Come on. 1.00

03:36:04.480 These are some of the most talked about men on planet Earth. 1.00

03:36:07.580 They were fucking dorks. 1.00

03:36:08.740 They were not pulling good trim. 1.00

03:36:10.500 Guess who they left their wives for? 1.00

03:36:11.920 You know they weren't.

03:36:13.360 Guess who they left their wives for? 1.00

03:36:16.440 What's that?

03:36:17.400 Younger women.

03:36:18.720 Jeff Bezos.

03:36:19.760 Younger women what? 0.98

03:36:20.900 They left their wives for younger women.

03:36:22.560 Jeff Bezos, new chick.

03:36:24.240 She's not.

03:36:25.560 Actually, I'm not going to be mean, but.

03:36:27.280 Elon Musk is dating Grimes.

03:36:28.020 I'm not going to be mean, but Jeff Bezos is new girl.

03:36:29.940 The point is, though, is that half of these guys' wives leave them.

03:36:36.700 They leave them.

03:36:37.940 Yeah, because they get that check and they bounce them.

03:36:39.480 Hang on, hang on.

03:36:40.180 Let me finish.

03:36:40.700 Let me finish.

03:36:41.100 They have all the wisdom in the world.

03:36:42.680 They have billions of dollars.

03:36:44.760 Their wives end up leaving.

03:36:46.220 Maybe it's because of their values.

03:36:48.000 Let me finish the point.

03:36:50.560 So, the wives end up leaving them. 1.00

03:36:52.740 Reason for this is because, no.

03:36:53.680 Francis, you donated $200.

03:36:56.500 This is called the hot hand fallacy.

03:36:59.260 The big short Delulu women thinks that what's happening now is going to continue to happen even more in the future. 1.00

03:37:05.380 Thank you, Francis.

03:37:05.640 Because they think they're going to age like wine.

03:37:08.160 Nope.

03:37:09.000 Thank you, Francis.

03:37:09.780 Appreciate it.

03:37:10.300 Andrew, if you can, just go ahead with your point.

03:37:13.040 Yeah, I'll just very quickly wrap up. 0.98

03:37:14.480 So, I'm just saying, no, there are plenty of very aged, very wise men who also happen to be ugly as shit who it seems that women are not very into even though they're rich and they have all the wisdom and all of that. 0.92

03:37:29.900 Somehow, they still end up not going for those guys but going for the six-foot-two, jocked-out guy who they actually are attracted to, to Brian's point. 0.97

03:37:40.180 So, let's do, Nick, Twitch first.

03:37:43.440 Then we'll do the studies.

03:37:44.640 Then we got to, we haven't even finished going around on the question.

03:37:47.660 Then we got to.

03:37:49.700 All right, guys.

03:37:50.260 Go to twitch.tv slash whatever.

03:37:51.640 Drop us a follow.

03:37:52.140 Drop us a prime sub if you have one.

03:37:54.100 It's been 10 minutes since our last prime.

03:37:55.840 I think it's bugged.

03:37:56.480 So, if you guys can do a little test, maybe test out the prime.

03:37:59.200 I think our primes are bugged.

03:38:00.640 So, drop us a follow if you're watching over there on Twitch.

03:38:02.480 We're going to be doing IRL streams and Matty's doing solo streams on there.

03:38:05.660 So, be sure to drop us a follow, guys, and the streaming quality is way better over there on Twitch.

03:38:10.440 Appreciate it, guys.

03:38:10.960 Thank you.

03:38:11.240 Thank you.

03:38:11.820 And, Kamadi, thank you for the resub.

03:38:14.100 Appreciate it.

03:38:14.720 Tier one.

03:38:15.220 Thank you.

03:38:16.020 And then here's the studies really quick to kind of touch on this since you brought up some studies of your own.

03:38:22.340 All right.

03:38:22.720 So, this is a woman's age versus the age of the men who look best to her. 0.97

03:38:27.240 So, as a woman ages, she typically tends to find a guy a couple years, a little few years older than her, typically more attractive.

03:38:34.160 Although, it does tend to change as they get into, in terms of what they, of the men who look best to her.

03:38:42.180 And to your point, it doesn't necessarily mean that these are the men they're going to end up with or be in a relationship with.

03:38:47.980 But this is what they find the most physically attractive.

03:38:51.560 And then there's the man one, Nick, if you can switch over.

03:38:54.380 A man's age versus the age of the women who look best to him. 0.99

03:38:58.100 And then across all ages for men, you have men on the left there, even into their 50s, they prefer men in their, or what the fuck? 0.98

03:39:08.320 They prefer women in their early 20s. 0.99

03:39:11.660 Yeah.

03:39:12.060 So, but again, it doesn't mean that a 50-year-old can get a 22-year-old.

03:39:17.520 But it's also, at the end of the day, when it comes down to it, they think they're more attractive, but they end up dating, at the end of the day, someone who's around their age.

03:39:26.380 Right.

03:39:26.860 But, so, if they could, if they have...

03:39:31.120 Where is that coming from, though?

03:39:32.400 Is that just, like, a thought?

03:39:34.040 Like, where is that coming from?

03:39:35.440 I mean, we see this...

03:39:36.800 So, if you look at, like, hyper-successful men, for example, if you look at Leonardo DiCaprio, we had Tobey Maguire, if you could pull that up, Nick.

03:39:45.620 Tobey Maguire, you got, there was a bit of, he's 49.

03:39:48.660 Tobey Maguire from Spider-Man, the best Spider-Man.

03:39:52.260 He's dating a 20-year-old, and can you show us the next tab on, do we have the next tab?

03:39:58.660 Yeah.

03:39:59.020 Good for them.

03:40:00.100 No, that's not her.

03:40:01.300 It's up, the first one.

03:40:03.840 Click the first one.

03:40:04.540 Yeah, that one up there with her white. 0.99

03:40:07.380 The next one over.

03:40:08.420 Click the next one over.

03:40:11.440 There's a better one.

03:40:12.640 Can you scroll up, or...

03:40:13.820 The Instagram one with the pink top?

03:40:15.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the one...

03:40:17.920 You can click it, but I don't think that's her.

03:40:20.660 No, the one below it.

03:40:21.820 Click the one below it, the sun. 0.97

03:40:24.200 Damn, why would there's... 0.96

03:40:25.140 Okay, click the one, the up middle. 0.99

03:40:29.800 Yeah.

03:40:31.200 Can you move us?

03:40:32.160 Yeah.

03:40:34.700 Okay, Tobey Maguire.

03:40:35.840 I mean, terrible photo.

03:40:37.040 They caught him impromptu.

03:40:39.620 Okay, so he's 49, dating a 20-year-old.

03:40:42.760 He's getting a bunch of flack for it.

03:40:45.140 Yeah, men who have the capacity to...

03:40:46.800 Oh, there's also...

03:40:48.040 Who's the lead singer of the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

03:40:52.260 Nick, could you Google that?

03:40:54.280 What's his name?

03:40:55.220 It's like Anthony or something.

03:40:56.600 Anthony Keaton?

03:40:58.800 Wait, what is his name?

03:41:00.740 Chat?

03:41:01.000 Lead singer of Red Hot Chili Peppers.

03:41:03.840 Just be like, his name?

03:41:05.180 Anthony Keaton's girlfriend.

03:41:08.660 It's easier to manage a younger woman. 0.95

03:41:11.480 I think it's...

03:41:12.720 You know, that's a perfect age physically for having children.

03:41:17.180 I just...

03:41:17.600 I really feel like that's like the...

03:41:19.600 But that's not why they're going for them.

03:41:21.200 They're going because they're easier to manage.

03:41:22.160 No, I think they're hardwired, like, to, you know...

03:41:25.480 To procreate.

03:41:26.280 Yeah, to procreate.

03:41:27.480 The lead.

03:41:28.300 I don't think it's that they're hardwired.

03:41:29.560 I think it's that they've been, like, influenced in society for so long.

03:41:32.900 I think it's hardwiring because it's all of humanity.

03:41:36.880 Media.

03:41:37.400 Yeah, that is true.

03:41:38.020 All right, that's him.

03:41:38.980 He's in his 60s.

03:41:40.660 It looks like his daughter.

03:41:42.160 Who is this?

03:41:43.160 Anthony Keaton.

03:41:43.980 I don't know who he is.

03:41:44.500 Anthony, I believe he's in his...

03:41:46.180 So for Andrew, he's married his daughter.

03:41:49.580 He's 61.

03:41:50.040 The social currency...

03:41:52.240 She's 20, yeah.

03:41:52.920 The social currency is that in humanity, and speaking of not just modernity, but all of

03:41:59.380 human history...

03:42:00.800 Why did somebody just say he was marrying his daughter?

03:42:03.460 It's going to be...

03:42:04.160 Young women.

03:42:04.640 You know, younger women with older men... 0.99

03:42:06.540 She looked like his daughter.

03:42:06.560 Young women are considered currency. 1.00

03:42:08.360 That can protect and provide for them and give structure and stability and have a home

03:42:14.580 and a household, and then the women are procreating, 1.00

03:42:18.660 and they have that ability to do that.

03:42:21.580 So, I mean, it's always been the disparity with that age gap throughout human history.

03:42:27.540 I just feel like they're hardwired to see that as attractive and a partner.

03:42:31.760 Just like he said.

03:42:32.580 Yeah.

03:42:32.720 I think it's also, like, societal values, too, right?

03:42:36.880 Like, because it's like society kind of brings and teaches men to, like, value...

03:42:46.920 Youth?

03:42:49.640 Youth, yeah.

03:42:51.300 And...

03:42:51.500 You think there's a biological basis for that?

03:42:54.640 Infantile-type characteristics.

03:42:57.100 Infantile.

03:42:57.580 Yes.

03:42:58.160 They want hairless... 1.00

03:42:59.400 They want hairless women. 1.00

03:43:01.060 Small, petite, like, innocent, don't know shit. 1.00

03:43:04.140 Okay, hold on. 1.00

03:43:04.720 Yes.

03:43:05.460 Here, let me just turn this directly around on you.

03:43:07.720 Shaved.

03:43:08.000 I'll just...

03:43:08.520 I can just do the same sort of pathologizing towards women. 0.96

03:43:12.040 So, women who are desirous of tall men, they have... 1.00

03:43:14.980 They're incestophiles because they think of tall men, they think of their fathers.

03:43:18.880 Or women who like big, muscular men.

03:43:21.740 How do... 0.99

03:43:22.080 Again, I'm just using your same, like, ridiculous logic back at you. 0.93

03:43:28.360 But what if my dad's short? 0.97

03:43:30.600 Yeah, but what if you don't like hairless women, right? 1.00

03:43:33.860 That's the same...

03:43:34.540 Yeah, but that's very rare.

03:43:35.480 Like, let's be real.

03:43:36.760 But if we're only going to point at outliers when you're talking about a society-wide phenomenon,

03:43:41.940 then I just would like for you to do this for me.

03:43:43.820 If you don't mind.

03:43:45.380 If you don't mind. 0.96

03:43:46.240 Can you name for me any society anywhere that you can think of that prefers hairy women who are fat? 0.99

03:43:55.480 Can you name one? 0.50

03:43:56.680 Like, ancient societies?

03:43:59.040 Yeah, name any.

03:44:00.000 Okay, let's look at all the sculptures in history.

03:44:02.620 Italian.

03:44:03.120 Back in history, if we look at, like, what was painted in history, it was different values.

03:44:09.720 Like, there were...

03:44:10.320 No, they were bigger.

03:44:11.040 Okay, great, great.

03:44:12.020 Hang on.

03:44:12.420 Hang on.

03:44:13.040 I'll just grant it. 0.99

03:44:13.800 Can you name a single society which valued hairy, fat women? 1.00

03:44:20.240 Oh, my God. 0.99

03:44:21.380 Italian during their...

03:44:22.900 Let her answer.

03:44:24.060 During their Renaissance being heavier.

03:44:25.800 Let her answer.

03:44:27.220 Yeah, like, the women that were especially bigger were seen as wealthier, like, having more... 1.00

03:44:37.620 Yeah, what society was this?

03:44:41.080 I don't know.

03:44:41.800 Like, I don't know what it was, but it's true. 1.00

03:44:44.920 We can look it up right now.

03:44:46.000 Why don't we allow each other to help us with the answers?

03:44:49.680 True.

03:44:50.760 That's awesome.

03:44:51.140 Also, like...

03:44:51.800 It's true.

03:44:53.080 It's true.

03:44:53.520 You can look it up right now.

03:44:54.200 You can come in after the exchange is done.

03:44:56.860 If you have a rebuttal, you can come in and be like, actually, I know the society, Andrew.

03:45:00.940 You don't, because they don't exist.

03:45:02.300 But you could do that after the exchange is done, right?

03:45:06.100 But I'm not arguing with six people at once, because I can't even understand the arguments

03:45:11.260 then.

03:45:11.560 So I just argue with one person at a time, which is totally reasonable.

03:45:15.160 So back to this. 0.97

03:45:15.860 Can you name a single society which values hairy, fat women? 1.00

03:45:19.060 I'm waiting. 0.74

03:45:19.820 So I don't know if I can know a specific society, but I know that it was a thing.

03:45:24.320 Wait, I have a question for you.

03:45:25.580 Out of all the societies which you're aware of, are you aware of the Roman society?

03:45:29.900 Yes.

03:45:30.820 Okay, great.

03:45:31.880 Did they take up most of the world?

03:45:35.540 Almost.

03:45:36.520 Are you aware of most of the European societies which exist today?

03:45:41.420 Yeah.

03:45:42.480 Are you aware that there was barbarian societies which existed?

03:45:45.500 Yes.

03:45:46.400 Are you aware that there was Viking societies which existed?

03:45:49.100 Okay.

03:45:49.920 So these are massive societies.

03:45:52.340 They spanned the entire world, many of them. 0.95

03:45:55.040 Can you name any of them which really valued hairy, fat women? 0.94

03:45:59.860 Let's look at the art.

03:46:01.120 Answer the question first and then ask one.

03:46:04.120 Hairy.

03:46:04.740 First of all, women, they don't have as much testosterone and hair. 1.00

03:46:08.920 Can you answer the question first?

03:46:11.320 Testosterone is hair.

03:46:12.200 Answer the question first.

03:46:14.840 Listen.

03:46:16.220 You're trying to drag me into a place because you want to lead me somewhere?

03:46:20.420 I just want you to answer the question.

03:46:20.620 And what I'm going to say first is no, right?

03:46:23.240 Because women don't have as much hair as men. 1.00

03:46:26.540 Like, biologically, they don't.

03:46:28.240 They don't.

03:46:29.140 But the value.

03:46:29.560 So then Brian's right and there's a biological basis for why men would be attracted to that. 0.62

03:46:33.440 Like, ask 10 men in the group, like, do you like hairy armpits on women?

03:46:36.980 They're going to say no. 0.73

03:46:38.300 Wait, I have a question for you.

03:46:39.820 So Brian said there might be a biological basis.

03:46:42.400 You say, no, I don't think so.

03:46:43.560 I think it's pathologized through society.

03:46:45.700 And then when I give you tons of the most major, massive societies that you're aware of, you can't name a single one of them that didn't appreciate that.

03:46:52.780 And then say, oh, because it's biological that women have less hair. 1.00

03:46:56.040 That means Brian's right.

03:46:58.540 I'm saying within, like, pictures in history. 0.91

03:47:01.440 You're not going to see, like, a long-ass hairy armpit.

03:47:04.620 Like, it doesn't, it's not, it's not visible like that. 0.68

03:47:08.020 But guess what?

03:47:08.820 They have bushes.

03:47:09.940 They have bushes. 1.00

03:47:10.640 That's one thing you will see on a damn sculpture. 1.00

03:47:12.740 I'm sorry, did Romans make statues of women? 1.00

03:47:16.080 I don't know.

03:47:16.920 I can't be specific.

03:47:18.060 I can't go back to my history book right now.

03:47:20.120 Give me a computer or something.

03:47:23.400 Yeah, so Romans made statues of women. 0.96

03:47:25.580 You have a computer.

03:47:26.300 And they were naked.

03:47:27.920 They were naked statues of women. 1.00

03:47:30.120 You're aware of this, right?

03:47:31.180 Yes, okay.

03:47:32.620 Yeah, and you realize that this was thousands of years ago, right?

03:47:36.000 They probably have hair, but you can't see it.

03:47:37.520 They still apparently did not like obese, hairy women. 1.00

03:47:41.680 They still apparently didn't like that.

03:47:44.900 It was like the standard has existed.

03:47:46.540 It's almost some kind of like objective standard for thousands of years.

03:47:51.780 I have a question for you.

03:47:52.620 So, okay, is your argument then that men who are attracted to women with light body hair

03:47:57.400 or who shave down there, are you making the argument that they're P words?

03:48:02.320 No, I'm saying that in society, youth is valued in women, among women, right? 0.93

03:48:09.100 Yeah, but you said something along the lines of infant, what was your...

03:48:12.380 Infantilizing women. 1.00

03:48:13.740 That's how society is.

03:48:15.720 So, if you have sparse body hair or you shave down there, that's something of an infant?

03:48:26.700 To society's standards, it doesn't have to be a conscious thing.

03:48:29.980 It can be subconscious within a thing, right?

03:48:32.500 But to society, it's youth that's valued.

03:48:36.500 And whatever is younger, youth appearing, is going to be valued.

03:48:44.220 Can I say something?

03:48:45.480 That's going to be lost hair.

03:48:46.420 What's up?

03:48:47.180 Brian, I don't mean to be rude to anyone's conversation, but I do have to get back to my baby in L.A.

03:48:51.920 I don't want to be rude, but I just was wondering how much longer is the podcast going to be for?

03:48:57.960 At this rate, we're going to be here for a while.

03:49:00.740 Well, I mean, we're probably going to wrap it probably another three hours.

03:49:04.400 Can you give us another hour?

03:49:07.020 I definitely can't do another hour.

03:49:09.540 Can you give us 45 minutes?

03:49:12.240 That's still a long time.

03:49:13.760 What time is it right now?

03:49:14.620 Is it 9 o'clock?

03:49:15.440 Yep. 0.98

03:49:16.220 Yeah, that's ridiculous. 0.84

03:49:17.300 I have a five-year-old I have to get back to. 0.84

03:49:18.960 It has been here.

03:49:19.680 I just thought it was going to be a couple-hour thing, so I have to get back to my kid type situation.

03:49:23.960 You know, not to be rude.

03:49:29.360 You were the chosen one.

03:49:30.700 You were the fun one on the panel.

03:49:32.320 You had all these expectations.

03:49:34.120 You guys have plenty to talk about.

03:49:34.640 You've let your whole team down.

03:49:36.860 You've let them all down.

03:49:38.080 Look at what you've done.

03:49:39.680 MILF duties, man. 1.00

03:49:41.520 What the fuck is that? 1.00

03:49:42.960 MILF duties? 1.00

03:49:44.160 Yeah.

03:49:44.600 Wait, you said that you're, didn't you say that you're the guy who's watching her?

03:49:48.720 He was, yeah, he was watching my son.

03:49:51.140 It took us two and a half hours to get here, and I told him I was going to be back tonight

03:49:55.540 before my son goes to sleep to get up.

03:49:57.180 He can't continue.

03:49:58.340 This was a borrowed day, trust me. 0.98

03:50:00.440 If you guys, co-parenting is not a fucking easy thing to do. 0.99

03:50:03.300 He's already going to give me shit for this. 0.99

03:50:06.000 But, um. 0.99

03:50:06.860 What the hell is co-parenting?

03:50:08.300 Co-parenting is when the mother and father are not married to each other.

03:50:12.760 Co-parenting is when we're not together and we co-parent.

03:50:14.140 And they share the duties.

03:50:16.640 Wait, is this kid going back to your place?

03:50:20.440 Correct.

03:50:21.380 Tonight.

03:50:22.340 Correct.

03:50:23.820 Okay.

03:50:25.020 Yeah.

03:50:28.040 I mean.

03:50:28.980 Sorry to fuck up the bag. 0.89

03:50:30.660 I support you. 0.99

03:50:31.880 You got to take care of your baby.

03:50:33.480 You have to take care of your baby. 0.72

03:50:34.500 What are you going to do?

03:50:35.600 Yeah, I just didn't think it was going to, like, be, like, a four-hour situation type of

03:50:39.880 thing, you know.

03:50:41.200 Okay, well, is your friend just in the bathroom or something or what?

03:50:44.460 I think so.

03:50:44.880 I'm not sure.

03:50:47.820 Okay.

03:50:48.140 All right.

03:50:49.380 But if there's anything else that you need me to stay for, I'll stay, I can stay for it.

03:50:52.860 Uh, body count?

03:50:54.380 Ha! 0.89

03:50:55.140 It's like, bam.

03:50:56.380 I don't know.

03:50:57.700 I don't know.

03:50:59.060 If you had to estimate.

03:50:59.760 Decline.

03:51:00.460 Range?

03:51:01.260 Decline.

03:51:02.580 Well, wait, wait.

03:51:03.300 If you had to estimate.

03:51:04.260 I know this is your guys' favorite question, huh?

03:51:05.740 I heard about the body count.

03:51:06.700 Um, if I had to guesstimate, I don't know.

03:51:10.020 I really don't know.

03:51:11.800 Uh, more than 20?

03:51:14.460 Mm, probably.

03:51:16.080 More than 40?

03:51:18.220 40's kind of reaching.

03:51:20.160 Yeah.

03:51:20.280 Okay, so maybe 30, 30 something?

03:51:23.860 Mm, sure.

03:51:25.640 Like the men that you've slept with.

03:51:27.060 This is the body count?

03:51:28.200 Yeah.

03:51:28.360 No, I don't think it's even that many.

03:51:30.160 I don't even think it's that many.

03:51:31.380 Like, I heard you still, like.

03:51:32.580 People have been asking me all night.

03:51:33.460 I know exactly all night.

03:51:34.480 How much were all the tats?

03:51:36.380 Oh, I don't know.

03:51:38.460 You know, just estimate.

03:51:40.400 Just guess.

03:51:41.020 I don't, I don't know.

03:51:42.040 You know, I've been getting tattoos since I was 13.

03:51:43.820 You think I kept track of how much money I spent?

03:51:45.580 It's a lot of money.

03:51:46.280 Well, I mean, but you can estimate.

03:51:47.720 I don't, I can't.

03:51:48.340 Is it like 50?

03:51:48.660 Is it more than 40,000?

03:51:51.780 Um, maybe not.

03:51:56.420 I got a lot of discounted tattoos.

03:51:57.820 So that's, I don't know.

03:51:59.100 How did you go about getting these discounts?

03:52:01.340 Because I'm friends with tattoo artists.

03:52:03.880 Are you friends with the tattoo artists?

03:52:07.560 No, no, no.

03:52:07.580 Those type of friends.

03:52:08.560 Okay, why don't you just tell us how much longer you guys can stay?

03:52:12.600 Really not that much longer at all.

03:52:14.520 Because I didn't realize it was already 9 o'clock and it's going to take us two and a half hours to get back.

03:52:18.520 Yeah, these podcasts go pretty long.

03:52:19.560 I thought they were only a couple hours thing.

03:52:21.420 I didn't know it was a four hour podcast.

03:52:23.680 And we drove pretty great.

03:52:24.620 Yeah, well, I mean, we already tried to accommodate you guys.

03:52:26.800 I mean, you guys were running a little bit late, but we already tried to accommodate you there.

03:52:30.280 But, I mean, obviously we can't hold you here.

03:52:32.240 If you guys got to go, you got to go.

03:52:34.140 Just, we would have obviously appreciated, as with most of our guests.

03:52:38.820 I'm doing my best, dude.

03:52:39.660 For most people.

03:52:40.180 Promise you.

03:52:40.660 Is there any arrangements that you can make so you can stay for the whole show?

03:52:43.140 I've already made the arrangements.

03:52:45.380 Maybe I should have asked ahead of time how long the podcast was going to be.

03:52:48.040 I thought it was literally only going to be two hours.

03:52:49.720 So, I was planning on, like, that.

03:52:51.680 No, I mean, we typically say how long we go to.

03:52:55.460 And we ask.

03:52:56.440 Well, I mean, I know you're, like, a plus one to your friends.

03:52:59.400 So, that perhaps should have been on her.

03:53:00.980 But, you know.

03:53:02.220 But, hey, at least we made it.

03:53:03.860 Right?

03:53:05.100 Yeah.

03:53:05.740 Tell you what.

03:53:06.880 You'll have to, I guess, make it up to us.

03:53:08.760 I'm glad you made it.

03:53:09.160 You can come back, I guess.

03:53:11.760 Yeah, I'd love to have you back.

03:53:13.300 All you guys want to know is my body count. 1.00

03:53:15.300 You fucking assholes. 1.00

03:53:16.440 You don't care. 1.00

03:53:16.760 We already got it.

03:53:17.500 We already got it.

03:53:18.100 Right, so you don't need me to come back.

03:53:19.680 It's old news.

03:53:20.680 Right, you don't need me to come back then.

03:53:21.940 You got what you wanted out of me.

03:53:23.500 Great.

03:53:24.340 Should I take the red pill or the blue pill, though?

03:53:26.200 That's what I was just going to say.

03:53:27.040 Take the red pill.

03:53:28.440 Don't.

03:53:28.840 Just go.

03:53:29.440 Don't.

03:53:29.960 Okay.

03:53:30.340 Take them both.

03:53:31.620 Just don't.

03:53:32.540 Okay.

03:53:33.080 What happened, Mona?

03:53:34.080 Body count.

03:53:34.700 What's your body count?

03:53:35.240 Body count. 0.99

03:53:36.800 I saw it fucking before it was cool to count. 0.99

03:53:39.200 I don't know. 0.99

03:53:40.140 Whoa.

03:53:40.380 Whoa. 0.97

03:53:41.160 She's a wild beast. 1.00

03:53:42.980 Range, I guess.

03:53:44.260 I don't have a range.

03:53:45.220 I've been in a lot of long-term relationships.

03:53:47.500 So, I don't got no range.

03:53:52.360 Well, estimate, I guess.

03:53:54.920 I don't know if you want to.

03:53:55.400 There's no estimate.

03:53:55.720 Less than 10, more than 10.

03:53:57.740 There's no estimate.

03:53:58.980 I'm not answering the question.

03:54:00.100 Let me see if I can, if I had any notes for you guys before leaving.

03:54:03.980 Wait, what happened?

03:54:04.320 We have to go?

03:54:05.280 Yeah.

03:54:05.740 Do we have to go, Kato?

03:54:07.140 Yeah.

03:54:07.920 For real, for real.

03:54:08.540 I don't know why you guys think this is a joke.

03:54:10.440 Like, I have a actual child.

03:54:10.720 But you were the whole panel's safe space.

03:54:12.900 They're going to be so upset with you going.

03:54:14.420 They'll be fine without me.

03:54:15.560 You guys got this.

03:54:17.480 Get as deep as you want.

03:54:18.780 I guess the last thing was for Matzilla.

03:54:21.080 I did want to ask, what plastic surgery procedures have you had? 0.55

03:54:26.320 I got my boobs done.

03:54:28.460 BBL? 0.98

03:54:29.300 No.

03:54:30.840 No, BBL.

03:54:31.460 BBL jersey?

03:54:32.180 What's BBL? 0.98

03:54:33.460 Like, where they do lipo and they put it in your butt or whatever. 0.98

03:54:37.280 I don't know. 0.98

03:54:37.540 That's wild that you would ask her that question on me.

03:54:39.820 Have you seen underneath these leggings?

03:54:41.600 Do you have a BBL?

03:54:42.780 I do.

03:54:43.120 Do you have a BBL?

03:54:43.680 I have a 360.

03:54:44.900 Yeah, I've got lipo.

03:54:45.580 What's 360?

03:54:46.400 360 BBL is lipo through the stomach and the back. 1.00

03:54:49.400 And then they put it in your butt. 1.00

03:54:50.720 I've never had lipo or none of that. 0.99

03:54:52.700 Is that like a BBL?

03:54:53.580 Have you had any procedure for the booty?

03:54:55.640 Brazilian though.

03:54:56.480 Brazilian.

03:54:56.800 Because I do a bit of research on people before they come on the show.

03:55:00.040 No, I haven't had both.

03:55:00.480 I went all the way to the bomb of your Instagram.

03:55:03.540 I used to be a lot skinnier, but, you know.

03:55:06.260 Okay, okay.

03:55:06.920 I used to be actually like vegetarian.

03:55:08.420 I used to be real, real skinny.

03:55:09.360 Like 120 pounds.

03:55:11.020 There was a photo of you.

03:55:11.880 Oh, trust me. 0.99

03:55:11.980 I've seen photos of myself where I'm like, holy shit. 0.98

03:55:14.200 But I mean. 0.99

03:55:14.720 No, the butt wasn't. 0.97

03:55:15.500 It was still a good butt. 0.96

03:55:16.660 Yeah. 0.95

03:55:16.960 But it's smaller.

03:55:17.960 It was bigger.

03:55:18.920 It got bigger. 0.88

03:55:19.320 When I shrink, my booty shrinks. 0.99

03:55:20.560 Like, if I lost like 30 pounds, like my ass would not be this big right now. 0.99

03:55:24.120 For sure. 0.99

03:55:25.060 Yeah.

03:55:25.380 Okay.

03:55:25.780 Well, I think that was my.

03:55:27.260 Great questions before I leave.

03:55:28.660 Thank you, guys.

03:55:29.440 That's all I had for you.

03:55:30.440 BBL.

03:55:30.760 That's all I had for you.

03:55:31.940 There were no pre-show notes.

03:55:32.840 No, I don't want to be rude either leaving the show early.

03:55:34.700 I really don't.

03:55:35.300 But like.

03:55:35.540 So, I think we'll all have.

03:55:36.240 I'll make it up.

03:55:36.840 I'll make it up too.

03:55:37.420 What I'll have to do.

03:55:38.340 We'll have Morgan.

03:55:39.640 And then you can take one of the seats.

03:55:41.760 So, thank you guys for coming.

03:55:43.320 Appreciate it.

03:55:43.860 Thank you.

03:55:44.000 Thank you guys.

03:55:45.040 I want to continue on.

03:55:46.000 We haven't finished the conversation though.

03:55:48.300 So.

03:55:49.520 Pick it up.

03:55:50.180 Yeah.

03:55:50.460 Oh, you guys have to do a bow though.

03:55:52.920 Like.

03:55:53.540 If you leave early, you have to.

03:55:54.720 Oh, you're out of frame.

03:55:55.720 You got it.

03:55:57.360 You have to bow.

03:55:58.360 All right.

03:55:58.560 I had so much fun with you guys.

03:56:01.100 Bye.

03:56:01.560 Bye.

03:56:02.400 Nice to meet you.

03:56:03.940 You're supposed to make it believable.

03:56:05.640 What is this?

03:56:06.580 What is this?

03:56:07.980 Okay.

03:56:08.600 Bye.

03:56:09.220 Bye.

03:56:09.540 All right.

03:56:09.820 Let me read a couple chats.

03:56:10.940 But then we'll get right back into the conversation that we were having.

03:56:14.040 Yeah.

03:56:14.220 Serena never answered about.

03:56:16.820 Yeah.

03:56:17.420 I'll get to her.

03:56:18.360 I know.

03:56:19.420 All right.

03:56:19.760 Thank you guys.

03:56:20.640 All right.

03:56:22.780 Oh, good.

03:56:23.460 Now we got it.

03:56:23.620 Techno Trooper.

03:56:24.660 Unemployment is going up.

03:56:25.620 The amount of jobs is going down in a lot of states.

03:56:27.560 Most jobs don't pay a living wage.

03:56:29.840 Home prices, home prices rose and inflation is not keeping up with wages.

03:56:34.800 Should women start paying for dates and change their views on dating on the current reflection 1.00

03:56:38.940 of the economy?

03:56:41.780 Welcome Morgan to the table.

03:56:43.220 Do you want to just say hi?

03:56:45.200 Hi.

03:56:46.140 All right.

03:56:46.820 Morgan is now joining us.

03:56:49.420 Welcome.

03:56:50.020 Welcome.

03:56:50.640 So should women start paying for dates and change their views on dating on the current 1.00

03:56:54.140 reflection on the economy?

03:56:55.180 Okay.

03:56:57.560 You know, I've never had a large expectation of a lot of money being laid out on dates, especially

03:57:04.140 first dates, new dates.

03:57:06.800 You know, going to the beach, going to have coffee, doing things like that, going to the

03:57:12.460 park, spending the afternoon at the park.

03:57:14.900 I think that those are wonderful ways to get to know somebody.

03:57:17.640 And I don't see anything wrong with that.

03:57:19.860 When I was younger, nobody had money and we would find fun things to do.

03:57:24.860 I don't see any problem with that.

03:57:28.040 Okay.

03:57:29.480 Anybody thought?

03:57:32.580 I mean, I don't classify myself as a woman, right?

03:57:36.140 But I do pay for dates and stuff like that, and I do plan for stuff.

03:57:42.440 Yeah.

03:57:42.720 So the question is, should women start paying for dates and change their views on dating 1.00

03:57:46.180 on the current reflection of the economy?

03:57:50.300 No.

03:57:50.820 Pull the mic closer to you.

03:57:53.120 Okay.

03:57:53.440 What about you?

03:57:53.800 Should they start paying for dates?

03:57:59.000 I mean, yeah, I'm kind of neutral about this.

03:58:01.340 I don't care.

03:58:01.940 Okay.

03:58:02.200 Yeah.

03:58:02.540 I would say they already have been, though.

03:58:04.360 Haven't they been for, like, since, like, the, what war is it?

03:58:08.680 The war?

03:58:09.360 What war?

03:58:09.900 Since the war?

03:58:11.260 Since, technically, yes.

03:58:12.840 Like, let's be real.

03:58:14.120 Wait, which war?

03:58:15.620 Which war?

03:58:16.000 What war?

03:58:16.380 The Great Depression.

03:58:17.360 18.

03:58:17.820 So are you talking about World War?

03:58:20.780 The Great Depression.

03:58:22.180 One.

03:58:22.560 One.

03:58:22.760 Just a joke.

03:58:23.800 It was just a joke.

03:58:25.480 Okay.

03:58:25.840 So.

03:58:26.760 The men left for war.

03:58:28.380 When will my husband return from war?

03:58:30.060 Right.

03:58:30.540 And women started paying for dates? 1.00

03:58:32.160 Women had to start working. 1.00

03:58:33.080 Women had to start working. 1.00

03:58:33.660 And they had to start.

03:58:34.480 What does that have to do with?

03:58:35.620 Okay.

03:58:35.900 Okay.

03:58:36.020 Because it's already, because I said it's already been happening.

03:58:38.940 So, yeah.

03:58:39.540 Yeah.

03:58:40.140 Women were paying for dates in the 20s and 30s and 40s. 1.00

03:58:42.980 They were contributing to the family unit.

03:58:46.600 Women have, I mean, kind of always been working. 1.00

03:58:48.200 They didn't have to do shit. 0.99

03:58:49.400 What are you talking about? 0.99

03:58:50.160 They had their husband's military pay.

03:58:52.000 They weren't out working.

03:58:52.940 Yes, they were.

03:58:54.080 They were at home with their husband.

03:58:54.900 Yes, they were. 0.98

03:58:56.400 You're talking about World War II when industrialists recruited women into the workforce in order to make bombs and guns and shit like that. 0.95

03:59:03.520 That was not the World War I experience.

03:59:05.220 Totally different experience.

03:59:05.760 So, it's still an experience then.

03:59:07.600 What does that have to do with, like, peacetime dating or even wartime dating?

03:59:12.320 Because I said they already have been contributing.

03:59:14.360 Because you said inflation going up and stuff like that.

03:59:16.560 This has happened before.

03:59:17.580 Inflation has gone up.

03:59:19.100 Money has lost its value.

03:59:20.580 We've been doing that.

03:59:22.100 Like, it depends on, like, yeah.

03:59:24.220 Women don't even pay for dates today. 1.00

03:59:26.580 Here's the thing.

03:59:27.380 I do.

03:59:27.940 In general.

03:59:28.520 What are you talking about?

03:59:29.460 Who are you talking about?

03:59:30.040 First dates.

03:59:31.240 You'll pay.

03:59:31.960 First dates.

03:59:32.900 Yeah.

03:59:33.240 Equal. 0.80

03:59:33.840 I'll go half.

03:59:34.900 I'll go half.

03:59:35.400 I don't care.

03:59:35.900 You won't pay for the date, though.

03:59:37.140 Why would I pay fully for the date?

03:59:40.140 So, you mean what men do?

03:59:42.620 Have you ever been on the first date and the guy paid for the whole thing?

03:59:44.980 When he goes, like, I'm doing this.

03:59:47.360 And, like, he's like, I'm doing this.

03:59:48.360 How many first dates have you been on?

03:59:51.500 Maybe a few.

03:59:52.760 Maybe.

03:59:53.880 That's not really precise.

03:59:55.180 Probably, like, a few.

03:59:55.840 Like, two or three.

03:59:56.700 What, five, ten, twenty?

03:59:57.780 Like, first dates?

03:59:58.860 First dates.

03:59:59.260 Like, an actual date where you go somewhere?

04:00:01.340 Sure.

04:00:02.660 A few.

04:00:03.200 I can't even really think for myself, honestly.

04:00:05.980 Okay.

04:00:06.400 But I'm saying, like, if someone's like, I'll pay for this, like, you, like, let them have

04:00:10.980 the gesture because that's just the nice and the right thing to do.

04:00:13.300 Who's more likely to make that gesture, men or women?

04:00:16.420 Mostly men.

04:00:16.660 More likely it's going to be men.

04:00:18.860 It has been men. 0.93

04:00:20.460 I'm not denying that.

04:00:20.660 Yeah, so I'm not saying that it's the case in all scenarios, but typically men are going 1.00

04:00:25.220 to pay for the date.

04:00:26.500 They have been, yeah.

04:00:27.960 Yeah.

04:00:28.480 I think, yeah, that's definitely what's prevalent.

04:00:30.480 But I feel like now, and, like, the guy wants to talk about the economy and stuff, I think

04:00:34.540 it's okay for if a woman asks a guy out on a date and, like, she can pay.

04:00:39.320 If they want to split it, they can split it.

04:00:41.240 I don't think it really has to be about, like, the man needs to pay.

04:00:45.680 Like, I don't think it, that is really that.

04:00:49.000 I think we're kind of moving away from many people being, like, that's their standard idea

04:00:52.920 of a first date.

04:00:53.960 I mean, I would, I don't know if they've done studies on this, but let's, let's assume

04:00:58.300 even 50% of women still want men to pay. 0.99

04:01:01.800 Yeah, probably at least.

04:01:04.060 Is that a large enough, I mean, let's, let's, I would suspect most conservative women would 1.00

04:01:10.320 want men to pay for first dates. 1.00

04:01:12.440 Probably.

04:01:13.020 It's a cultural thing.

04:01:14.660 Because I've gone probably on at least 30 to 50 dates.

04:01:17.840 And generational.

04:01:18.960 Me and my ex were broke and we both always went half.

04:01:21.500 And then I actually supported my fiance for a long time while he went on a walkabout.

04:01:28.940 So I think that it just depends what culture you're dealing with and what country you're

04:01:34.020 living in.

04:01:34.440 So this is, this is the study which was requested on this.

04:01:39.100 Is it America that we're talking about?

04:01:41.120 Yeah, yeah, it is.

04:01:42.500 You can source it over.

04:01:43.660 The New York Times has a link to it.

04:01:46.120 I'll give you the highlight.

04:01:47.140 Researchers found that young men, this is Gen Z, paid for all or most of the dates around 1.00

04:01:52.140 90 to 95% of the time, while women paid only about 2%.

04:01:56.360 They split maybe around 7% of the time.

04:02:01.880 I will say my boyfriend definitely does pay for a lot of our food dates.

04:02:06.600 Like it's mostly him right now.

04:02:08.780 How long have you guys been dating?

04:02:10.340 You said.

04:02:11.020 I mean, officially like a year, but.

04:02:13.300 One year.

04:02:13.900 Yeah.

04:02:14.380 So how many times have you guys gone out for food?

04:02:17.300 We don't really go out for like official date dates though.

04:02:20.040 No, that's not what I'm asking.

04:02:21.200 But if you go out to get food.

04:02:21.580 But like if we do go out for like a date, like when we would, like he normally would

04:02:26.200 pay, like he, but he normally comes up to me and says like that's something he wants

04:02:29.400 to do, like for me kind of thing.

04:02:31.940 So I think it's just, it happens.

04:02:34.400 It doesn't always happen.

04:02:35.080 All right.

04:02:35.360 My boyfriend's the same way.

04:02:36.860 Your boyfriend's the same way?

04:02:37.880 Yeah.

04:02:38.300 He pays for dates.

04:02:39.240 I'll like offer too.

04:02:40.580 Yeah, like I'll offer and everything.

04:02:41.820 He'll still pay.

04:02:42.260 But he insists.

04:02:42.940 Or we'll split it other times, but.

04:02:44.740 Okay.

04:02:44.900 Uh, we have Pelagic here.

04:02:47.280 Just leave.

04:02:48.240 Okay.

04:02:48.600 That was probably back when the girls came.

04:02:50.340 Thank you, Pelagic.

04:02:50.980 Appreciate it, man.

04:02:51.520 Thank you.

04:02:51.760 Thank you.

04:02:52.620 And we do have lol paladins here.

04:02:55.440 Morgan, can you read this one?

04:02:56.620 Yeah.

04:02:56.780 I like to explore the girls like nerds cope. 0.81

04:03:01.400 Go around the panel and ask what the profession of their last or current boyfriend is.

04:03:06.340 Bonus points if he was a drug dealer.

04:03:08.800 We'll start with Morgan.

04:03:09.860 Okay.

04:03:10.180 Go ahead.

04:03:11.460 Uh, he works at like a tire shop.

04:03:14.360 Okay.

04:03:16.000 Um, the person that I had like a more serious relationship was in a pretty big band.

04:03:22.240 Band.

04:03:22.880 Okay. 0.98

04:03:23.100 I had no fucking clue what my last boyfriend did. 0.98

04:03:25.900 He did not tell me. 1.00

04:03:27.720 A drug dealer?

04:03:28.920 No.

04:03:30.180 He worked for the government.

04:03:31.440 Oh.

04:03:31.800 And he just wouldn't tell me what he did.

04:03:33.180 Okay.

04:03:33.340 How long did you date?

04:03:35.580 For like a year, almost.

04:03:38.100 Okay.

04:03:38.300 Wow.

04:03:38.760 He just said, I take care of the bills.

04:03:40.980 Don't worry about it.

04:03:41.660 And I said, whatever.

04:03:42.780 Cool.

04:03:43.300 Okay.

04:03:44.060 Probably had some like lame duck government job, but wanted to sound cool.

04:03:49.220 Mysterious.

04:03:49.700 Definitely.

04:03:50.160 Probably wasn't even interesting.

04:03:51.240 Mysterious.

04:03:51.380 Okay.

04:03:51.720 What about you?

04:03:52.560 Um, my boyfriend is an artist that focuses on realistic or realism, oil painting.

04:03:58.860 Okay.

04:03:59.360 Creative.

04:04:00.120 Okay.

04:04:01.240 Uh, he was a rapper.

04:04:04.420 Hmm.

04:04:05.700 Um, an actor.

04:04:07.380 Oh, okay.

04:04:07.840 This is getting interesting.

04:04:08.800 Okay.

04:04:09.020 What about you?

04:04:09.940 Uh, my boyfriend works with produce, but then he makes like sound production for musical artists.

04:04:17.200 And like, he makes his own like beats and raps.

04:04:21.320 My boyfriend helps manage restaurants in the area.

04:04:24.900 My husband flips houses and we bought a couple of RV parks together.

04:04:30.220 And, uh, he's currently working in disaster cleanup work where he's on Maui.

04:04:36.680 We're living on Maui right now.

04:04:38.500 And he's working on the Lahaina wildfire cleanup.

04:04:41.240 Okay.

04:04:41.900 Cool.

04:04:42.080 And so where's all the nerds, where's all these, what's very, what's very interesting

04:04:46.120 about this.

04:04:46.700 And I think actually a lot of the pushback was from this area of the table here.

04:04:50.740 You're dating an artist dating or, or while you, uh, I guess the X for you was a rapper.

04:04:56.540 You said.

04:04:57.320 Yeah.

04:04:57.940 Rapper.

04:04:58.360 And then actor kind of proves my point a little bit.

04:05:02.500 I'd like to say that being a rapper has a lot to do with being like a autistic, poetic, like very good. 0.67

04:05:11.860 Did you say artistic?

04:05:13.160 Autistic like.

04:05:13.960 Autistic.

04:05:14.660 Yes.

04:05:15.340 Very like hyper-focused on.

04:05:17.300 I don't know.

04:05:17.460 Have you listened to mumble rap?

04:05:18.780 Have you listened to Lil Wayne?

04:05:21.020 Yeah.

04:05:21.840 Um.

04:05:22.660 He's not autistic.

04:05:24.480 It's not mumble rap.

04:05:25.820 Wait, is your, is your boyfriend make the same kind of rap as Lil Wayne?

04:05:28.960 I'm, this is what I'm saying is that to be some type of creative artist, you have to

04:05:36.540 be in, in some type of like hyper-focus in that subject.

04:05:40.380 Like neuro-divergent.

04:05:41.980 That's not autism.

04:05:43.320 That's not being autistic.

04:05:44.740 I said autistic like.

04:05:45.880 Being hyper-focused on what you're doing.

04:05:49.380 Like, what do you mean?

04:05:50.380 That's not autism.

04:05:51.500 Like there's, there's not a single one of you who named what I would consider a dorky 0.72

04:05:55.460 or nerdy profession.

04:05:56.480 Where's, where's my software engineers?

04:05:59.340 Where's my computer analysts?

04:06:00.960 Okay.

04:06:01.100 Where's my data crunchers?

04:06:01.820 Where are we going to meet those people at?

04:06:02.820 Where's my, where's my accountants?

04:06:04.760 Where's all the nerds? 0.63

04:06:05.860 Where's all these nerds? 1.00

04:06:05.880 My brother's an accountant here.

04:06:07.180 Where's a girl crowd? 1.00

04:06:07.660 Where am I going to meet those people at?

04:06:09.000 Proximity.

04:06:09.160 Wait, what do you do for work?

04:06:11.560 I do jujitsu coach and I'm a restaurant manager.

04:06:16.080 Wouldn't you be just as likely to meet a nerdy guy as to meet a rapper?

04:06:21.720 Where?

04:06:22.940 At a restaurant or doing jujitsu.

04:06:25.320 A lot of jujitsu guys are super nerdy.

04:06:27.080 I can't date them.

04:06:28.800 Can't date?

04:06:29.880 The jujitsu.

04:06:31.420 The people that go there.

04:06:34.000 But at a restaurant, like the people I interact with are not, they're not like that.

04:06:38.140 I don't interact with them like that.

04:06:38.380 Okay.

04:06:38.540 Well, how did you meet your rapper boyfriend?

04:06:41.100 Social media.

04:06:44.080 Who contacted you?

04:06:45.520 He DM'd you or you DM'd him?

04:06:46.840 He DM'd me.

04:06:47.520 And I feel like it's, it's like kind of like how it is nowadays.

04:06:51.700 It's kind of like a lot of relationships kind of seem to happen online.

04:06:57.840 Like they seem to form over online.

04:07:01.020 Like they can happen in person.

04:07:02.480 I feel like a lot of the times it's online.

04:07:04.080 Can you, do you remember any of his songs?

04:07:06.460 Your ex-boyfriend?

04:07:07.740 Yeah.

04:07:08.040 Can you rap one?

04:07:09.460 I'm not going to rap it and definitely not.

04:07:11.340 Okay.

04:07:11.520 How about just speak the lyrics?

04:07:13.080 Let's see like the degree of creativity.

04:07:16.000 Dude, that's, that's not.

04:07:18.040 Huh?

04:07:19.520 No, because I mean, look, there's, there's different degrees of lyricism within the rap

04:07:24.840 genre, for example.

04:07:26.840 So you have these like mumble rappers where it's totally incoherent.

04:07:31.000 I wouldn't say it's mumble rap for sure.

04:07:31.820 They're not even rhyming, really.

04:07:33.780 It's just like vague noises that they're making.

04:07:37.620 That's more like, that's more like ski mask or like, I wouldn't say like, I definitely

04:07:42.600 would not classify him as like mumble rap.

04:07:44.960 Is he a SoundCloud?

04:07:46.660 I mean, everyone starts out as that, don't they?

04:07:49.760 Does he have face, did he have face tattoos?

04:07:51.960 No.

04:07:53.860 Okay.

04:07:54.600 I wouldn't say, like, I would say like, I understand what you mean by that, like mumble

04:07:59.260 rap, but he was definitely more invested than that.

04:08:02.460 Like he, he was more creative than that.

04:08:04.540 I would like to bring up where, were we saying that like musicians can't be nerdy or like we're

04:08:09.940 saying they don't qualify as nerdy because like my boyfriend, like he, he does like rap.

04:08:14.940 He takes like music production.

04:08:16.280 Like he is so focused on like making his little noises on his computer.

04:08:20.720 Like he loves that.

04:08:21.740 Like he gets into that, like a video gamer gets into his games.

04:08:24.720 Like he's so obsessed.

04:08:25.680 Like, I think he's a cute little music nerd boy making his music all day.

04:08:30.580 Okay. 0.99

04:08:30.840 I also think that like a lot of like musicians play like Yu-Gi-Oh, all that lame shit. 0.97

04:08:38.900 So like, I mean, you can't really just say where's the nerds out there and they're hidden. 0.96

04:08:44.700 Yeah, but I mean, so do jocks.

04:08:46.560 I mean, jocks are playing Legend of Zelda.

04:08:48.400 What do you mean?

04:08:49.060 Like that, that's not a quality anymore of what a nerd is or isn't. 0.76

04:08:53.040 We're talking about a profession which would be associated with dorks, right?

04:08:56.900 That would be, you know, something, something in regards to tech, technology, you know, something

04:09:03.960 revolving around computers, something revolving around board game design. 0.98

04:09:08.520 So, you know, shit like that. 0.98

04:09:09.580 I mean, it's a card game. 1.00

04:09:12.080 They're going out and playing cards.

04:09:14.420 Like, yeah.

04:09:15.360 They're doing it in a strategy, like a strategy type of way or whatever.

04:09:20.800 Like, try it.

04:09:22.260 Like, I don't care.

04:09:23.260 Go ahead.

04:09:23.600 My kid's dad works in IT and I have two daughters.

04:09:28.860 They're 18 and almost 17.

04:09:30.880 And then he also does LARPing.

04:09:32.740 So you cannot get more nerdy than that.

04:09:35.600 The LARPing's cute.

04:09:36.800 And it's like, we're totally talking about, like, physicists and engineers and mathematicians.

04:09:42.980 Before I met my boyfriend and I was dating online, I didn't really meet anybody who was

04:09:50.640 majoring in physics or mathematics.

04:09:52.840 I, like, met one guy, but it just didn't work out because we didn't have same interests

04:09:57.380 and we just didn't click.

04:09:59.520 We didn't click.

04:10:00.180 Isn't the definition of a nerd also, like, really invested in a specific thing, right?

04:10:08.100 Like, it's not necessarily, like, oh, I love math, you know?

04:10:12.220 Yeah, but it's at the expense.

04:10:14.400 It's at the expense of.

04:10:15.940 So it's like, okay, you can be, I guess, a football star who becomes a software engineer.

04:10:22.900 But that wouldn't make you a nerd because there's no kind of deviation.

04:10:27.340 Meaning, the nerd is socially awkward, right?

04:10:32.100 Maybe they don't have great social skills, this kind of thing.

04:10:36.080 They are heavily invested generally in kind of these alternative things, maybe whatever's

04:10:41.620 cutting edge or something they can use their brain to go after.

04:10:45.820 But it's at the expense of something else.

04:10:48.760 And what's interesting about your answers is you're not kind of giving us the insight

04:10:53.940 into the profession where we'd be like, oh, yeah, that makes sense that a nerd would

04:10:57.640 be doing that.

04:10:58.500 A socially awkward kind of, you know, maybe lanky. 0.81

04:11:02.300 That's what a nerd is. 0.78

04:11:04.460 All right.

04:11:05.120 Final word on that.

04:11:06.040 Oh, do you have some?

04:11:06.880 I do.

04:11:07.280 I'd really like to move this on.

04:11:08.660 Oh, okay.

04:11:08.960 I was just going to say my daughters have often schooled me on the differences between

04:11:15.860 geeks, dorks, and nerds. 0.96

04:11:17.400 And so, I mean, I think some of what Andrew's talking about is what I would call a dork. 0.99

04:11:22.800 Okay. 0.96

04:11:23.920 Then what's a nerd? 0.98

04:11:25.380 The nerds are the academics, but the dorks are the socially awkward. 0.86

04:11:29.000 And aren't they usually socially awkward, academics? 1.00

04:11:30.820 No, that's the dorks. 0.98

04:11:31.960 And then the geeks are the gamers. 0.98

04:11:34.540 Yeah, sure.

04:11:35.100 But, I mean, aren't the academics, the nerds, socially awkward?

04:11:39.520 Not necessarily, no.

04:11:40.600 They put everything.

04:11:41.800 Well, okay.

04:11:42.340 Well, who's the Omega Chad nerd that you can think of? 0.60

04:11:45.320 Well, I mean, I knew them in college.

04:11:50.500 I knew a lot of guys like that that were nerds that were also still chads.

04:11:54.680 Yeah, hiding in plain sight, like you said.

04:11:56.460 I got to move this on.

04:11:57.860 So, we never even finished going around the table on the better looking in 10 years thing.

04:12:04.540 You made a comment about hair and it being, it seemed to me that your leaning was that

04:12:11.860 men who are attracted to women with little or no body hair, that's some sort of pathology.

04:12:18.020 Or men who prefer women who, for example, shave down there, that is maybe weird.

04:12:25.420 Is that your position?

04:12:26.280 Yeah, I did bring that up.

04:12:27.480 I'm not saying, I'm saying that societally, like, that's, that's been what it, that's obviously what it is.

04:12:34.780 Like, right, so what's the implication on the individual level in terms of your, your judgment of men who have this preference?

04:12:43.780 I wouldn't say I would give, like, a strict, like, straight up, like, that's my judgment.

04:12:47.860 I'm just saying, in society, like, that's what we, that's what they value.

04:12:53.320 You said it was infant, like, they want infants, is that?

04:12:57.120 Infantilizing.

04:12:57.520 They want infants, is that kind of what you're getting at? 0.96

04:13:00.060 Like, younger.

04:13:00.520 That they're, that they're attracted to children, that they're PDF.

04:13:04.000 That's the definition of it.

04:13:05.920 Yeah, but is that your, is that essentially what your suggestion is?

04:13:10.460 That men who are attracted to women with little or no body hair, or who shave their hair, they are, it's really just, these are terrible men who are PDF files.

04:13:22.540 No, I'm not saying that.

04:13:23.840 I'm not saying that straight up.

04:13:24.880 I'm saying that it could be subconscious, because it is through society, like, it's a system.

04:13:30.260 Subconsciously what?

04:13:31.320 That they're attracted to?

04:13:32.060 Like, it could be a subconscious thing, like, just because you don't like hair, doesn't mean, it doesn't necessarily correlate.

04:13:37.520 So, subconsciously, they're, this is what he, what he's trying to get at.

04:13:43.440 I'm, I'm trying to figure this out, too.

04:13:45.820 Are you saying that the correlate of hairless, they're associating with child?

04:13:50.920 You mean, like, I would say, kind of, yeah, that you're, I don't know, I know, but let's let her, let's let her say.

04:14:00.660 I don't understand the question, really, you mean, like, like, like, you're associating, like, like, women with, like, who are shaved, give, like, a child, like, like.

04:14:08.980 I'm saying society, but, like, yeah.

04:14:13.260 Okay, so do you think that men are attracted to women who are hairless because they're infantilizing and giving them a childlike persona?

04:14:22.500 I'm saying it's pushed on by society to, like, younger women. 0.99

04:14:27.160 I'm saying that it's a, it's something that's been instilled, kind of, by society.

04:14:33.100 Because younger women can have children, right? 1.00

04:14:37.240 I mean, that could be part of some of it.

04:14:39.700 Yeah, but I think that she's a threat, but I'm asking something further.

04:14:42.680 Okay, so let me ask you a question.

04:14:43.180 Do you, do you believe that evolution is a fact?

04:14:47.460 Is a factor in it?

04:14:49.660 Is evolution a fact?

04:14:52.140 Yeah, for sure.

04:14:53.500 Then what is the primary edict?

04:14:58.020 Of, like, valuing youth?

04:15:00.240 No, what is the primary edict of evolution?

04:15:03.000 It's to replicate, right?

04:15:06.180 Evolve?

04:15:06.880 Yeah, but I think it's more complicated.

04:15:07.840 It's to, hang on, no, no, no.

04:15:09.600 It's to replicate.

04:15:11.220 You can't evolve if you don't reproduce, can you?

04:15:13.340 Okay, there's two things can be true at once.

04:15:15.500 That's, yeah, that's true.

04:15:17.480 But with absent reproduction, there is no, there is no evolution.

04:15:21.520 So the primary edict of evolution is reproduction, right?

04:15:27.340 Okay.

04:15:27.820 Yeah, so if that is true, which women, which tier of women are going to be able to reproduce the best? 0.98

04:15:34.660 Women in their 20s, women in their 30s, or women in their 40s?

04:15:37.800 Obviously, it's going to be women in their 20s. 1.00

04:15:39.900 Right.

04:15:40.280 So then evolutionarily, why wouldn't males be more attracted to the women who are going to reproduce the most? 0.91

04:15:47.500 That's what I'm saying.

04:15:48.100 I don't think it's evolutionarily.

04:15:48.820 You still won't answer the, I don't mind if you qualify and then tell me where I'm wrong or right or this or that,

04:15:55.840 but I would appreciate if you would actually answer the question I ask, and I'll do you the same service.

04:16:01.020 So my question is, if women in their 20s produce the most children, 0.90

04:16:07.240 wouldn't it follow logically that men would be attracted to women in their 20s as they're the ones who reproduce the most? 0.96

04:16:15.120 Yes, it would.

04:16:16.460 Okay.

04:16:18.880 But I'm not saying it's like a...

04:16:19.780 So then I don't understand how this is associated with infantilization or PDF or anything.

04:16:27.620 I don't understand the association.

04:16:28.580 Because I think what she's saying is like we've moved on from just viewing people as like reproduction objects,

04:16:33.260 and so there's like more that goes into it.

04:16:35.720 What do you mean we've moved on from it?

04:16:37.820 Like what are we even talking about?

04:16:39.500 Like she's bringing...

04:16:40.620 I'm sorry.

04:16:42.140 How do you figure that we've moved on from reproduction?

04:16:45.860 No, that's not what I said or meant, even if that's how it came across.

04:16:49.000 I'm talking about...

04:16:50.080 Okay, well, I'm listening.

04:16:51.140 When we're talking about like evolution and the primary goal is to like keep creating and blah, blah, blah.

04:16:56.840 So like you're talking about that, yes, like that would make men like more attracted to younger women who are more fertile.

04:17:03.920 I get that, but she's trying to bring a different like context to that.

04:17:08.980 Like she's not just saying like this is like an evolutionary factor.

04:17:11.840 I agree.

04:17:12.960 And I'll even steel man it to make sure that you guys know that I understand what she's saying.

04:17:17.560 She's saying that socially and societally it is pushed upon men to be attracted to younger women.

04:17:24.760 I understand the argument.

04:17:25.860 What I'm saying, though, is that it's actually the inverse, that the, from your worldview, would be the evolutionary need to reproduce, which informs society, not society, which is informing you to be attracted to these younger women.

04:17:42.760 That would be my counter.

04:17:44.600 And so what I'm looking for is an argument to that.

04:17:46.940 How would that be wrong?

04:17:47.960 So that's kind of like, then why would it be pushed upon in the last, like, 30 years to be, to, like, yes. 0.99

04:18:02.020 You think that it's only pushed upon in the last 30 years that older men like to fuck young hot women, really? 0.98

04:18:07.700 It is valuing youth, right? 1.00

04:18:10.140 Because why?

04:18:11.520 Why are they valuing youth?

04:18:13.480 You're saying it's because of reproduction.

04:18:15.960 Evolution and design.

04:18:17.240 What else would it be?

04:18:20.740 The thing is. 0.99

04:18:21.900 If men want to have sex with younger women, why are they wanting to have sex with them? 0.97

04:18:27.300 What would be the mechanism from which informs them to have sex with younger women? 0.98

04:18:32.060 What would that be?

04:18:32.760 I don't think it's to reproduce.

04:18:34.320 You're trying to, like, feed me an answer that I'm not, like, that's not my answer.

04:18:38.020 So I'm not.

04:18:38.540 Well, then what is your answer? 0.98

04:18:39.600 The thing, it's not some weird subconscious, like, reproduced type shit. 0.94

04:18:47.640 I don't think it's subconscious. 0.87

04:18:49.980 I think that it's conscious. 1.00

04:18:51.660 I think that men will tell you, I want to fuck young hot women. 1.00

04:18:55.000 And I think the reason that they want to fuck young hot women is because young hot women have lots of babies. 1.00

04:19:00.440 And so that's why they're attracted to them. 1.00

04:19:02.600 Otherwise, why would they be attracted to them?

04:19:04.160 Why do the studies say that they end up dating the women around their age, though?

04:19:09.180 Oh, my God.

04:19:09.680 We showed you the studies.

04:19:11.560 Because of the pool in which is available to them.

04:19:14.780 Let me ask you a question.

04:19:15.480 However, when the pool expands and they can choose younger women, they do. 0.69

04:19:22.960 They do.

04:19:24.180 Let me ask you a question.

04:19:25.560 Do you think women are attracted to men who have lots of money?

04:19:34.080 Wouldn't it depend?

04:19:35.100 It would depend.

04:19:35.440 Okay, let me ask you a question.

04:19:36.880 Why is it then, you know, if women actually wanted to date billionaires, 0.69

04:19:41.960 well, why is it that they end up dating people kind of, generally speaking, in their socioeconomic range?

04:19:50.500 It's proximity.

04:19:52.380 Like, you're around those people.

04:19:53.820 Right.

04:19:54.620 Okay.

04:19:55.080 But if they could date a billionaire, would they?

04:19:59.520 I mean, wouldn't everyone?

04:20:00.920 Well, but personality would also be, like, a factor and everything.

04:20:04.580 It would be a factor, but wouldn't you, like, rather go for someone who had more money than, like...

04:20:09.520 Right, but you're saying, okay, well, why aren't...

04:20:11.580 There's more to provide for them.

04:20:12.980 Because what if, like, despite men's desires, if you're a 50-year-old man, the reality is

04:20:19.500 most 20-year-old women don't want to date 50-year-old men.

04:20:25.400 Unless he's, like, really maintained his looks and he's bringing status or something else to the table.

04:20:32.800 You disagree?

04:20:33.940 Oh, yeah.

04:20:34.540 I would date a 50-year-old man in a heartbeat.

04:20:37.740 Okay, that's fine.

04:20:39.480 That's fine.

04:20:40.700 But...

04:20:41.260 I love that for you.

04:20:43.800 Even older.

04:20:44.800 But the reality is, just because you want something doesn't mean you can get it.

04:20:50.920 But...

04:20:51.360 So if they could, though, if 50-year-old men, regardless of their shortcomings, could be

04:20:58.100 dating 20-year-old baddies, they would.

04:21:02.340 I don't agree.

04:21:03.400 I don't know what we're...

04:21:03.960 I just don't agree with that.

04:21:05.960 I mean...

04:21:06.520 Like, I don't...

04:21:06.960 I fully agree with that.

04:21:07.460 I just don't agree with your statement and you're, like, trying to force me to, like,

04:21:10.200 agree with something that I don't agree with.

04:21:11.560 I think it...

04:21:12.160 You don't have to agree with it.

04:21:13.160 I mean, you can be delusional about it, but the reality is...

04:21:15.340 Well, you can be delusional, too.

04:21:16.860 Like, just like I am.

04:21:17.600 This is like, if I were to make your same sort of position here, if I were to say, if

04:21:22.340 you were to sit there and tell me, yeah, Brian, you know, women are attracted to billionaires.

04:21:31.000 And I said, well, that's just...

04:21:33.060 That's really not true.

04:21:34.720 I just don't agree.

04:21:35.900 That doesn't make it less true.

04:21:45.560 Yeah.

04:21:46.060 I don't know.

04:21:46.460 It's still true, right?

04:21:47.800 So, you girls that don't think that that's, like, a thing or whatever, by the time you're 1.00

04:21:53.000 my age, you will believe what he just said about if the men could pick, if they could

04:21:58.800 get the woman that's 20, they would. 0.98

04:22:01.420 Absolutely.

04:22:01.860 I'd like to see, like, the cold-hearted facts on that.

04:22:06.540 Just live long enough and you will.

04:22:08.180 That wasn't the facts.

04:22:09.440 That was the dating.

04:22:10.720 I'm not trying to be disrespectful.

04:22:12.120 You showed me a picture of Tim, like, from Spider-Man or something.

04:22:15.560 No, no, no.

04:22:15.780 The dad showed that.

04:22:16.940 Did you not see the data that showed men as the age?

04:22:19.260 Yeah, attractive.

04:22:20.360 Who they saw attractive, not dating.

04:22:22.780 They didn't know your husband.

04:22:24.580 I mean, besides physical appearance, can you articulate to me?

04:22:26.960 Is that how you feel about your husband?

04:22:28.420 Like, he would just leave you for someone that's younger?

04:22:30.320 No, he wouldn't leave me for someone that's younger.

04:22:33.300 No, but most men would, if they had the preference between an older woman and a younger woman,

04:22:41.160 like, from scratch, they would pick the younger woman to be more. 0.57

04:22:43.960 That's just shallow.

04:22:44.560 Well, isn't that, like, values, though?

04:22:45.540 Let me finish what I was saying.

04:22:47.640 Let me finish what I was saying.

04:22:49.140 They would pick the younger woman as being more attractive. 0.95

04:22:52.180 It doesn't mean that that's who they want for a life partner.

04:22:54.240 For, like, five days.

04:22:55.260 Yeah, well, it doesn't mean that that's who they want for a life partner.

04:22:59.720 And it's funny.

04:23:00.440 You don't want your life partner to be attractive.

04:23:02.500 Hold on.

04:23:03.020 I'll just give you anecdotal experience from myself.

04:23:06.160 I'm 35.

04:23:07.560 Do you think that women my age are offering, like, orders of magnitude more in terms of their behavior and demeanor and personality than a 25-year-old?

04:23:18.740 What is the difference to you?

04:23:21.060 What?

04:23:21.340 What is better for you?

04:23:22.120 Why don't you answer my question before asking me a question?

04:23:24.200 I'm saying yes.

04:23:25.460 35 to me personally, my values, yes.

04:23:28.100 You think 35-year-old women across the border offering more to me in terms of their personality and their behavior and how they conduct themselves than a 25-year-old? 1.00

04:23:37.900 I wouldn't say yes to me.

04:23:40.200 Tell me how.

04:23:40.920 Okay, this is how.

04:23:41.760 Ready?

04:23:42.180 I'm ready.

04:23:42.600 So, 35 years old, you have gone through and experienced different things that make you understand, like, who you are and what you value.

04:23:57.440 And also, you know what you want.

04:24:00.240 When you're 25, you don't even necessarily know who you are.

04:24:04.880 And you're...

04:24:05.600 The prefrontal cortex is fully developed at 25.

04:24:10.220 Just barely.

04:24:11.720 Like, it just looks sealed off.

04:24:13.660 It's fully developed.

04:24:14.880 Okay, ready?

04:24:16.100 So...

04:24:16.220 Yeah, I'm ready.

04:24:17.000 25, right?

04:24:18.240 Yep.

04:24:20.360 You haven't been through as much experience as that 35, right?

04:24:24.420 We don't...

04:24:25.040 Okay, hold on.

04:24:25.480 Okay, can you follow that, though?

04:24:27.460 Follow what?

04:24:27.960 Can you follow what I'm saying?

04:24:28.940 I absolutely follow what you're saying, but I'm sitting here as a man telling you, I don't... 0.99

04:24:33.360 And most men don't give a fuck. 0.99

04:24:33.920 But what's the difference for you? 0.98

04:24:34.980 Can you answer that question? 0.96

04:24:36.180 Most men don't give a fuck about your experiences, most of which involve trauma and baggage. 1.00

04:24:42.720 You've got more dick. 1.00

04:24:43.740 You've been through more dick. 1.00

04:24:44.860 You've fucked more guys. 1.00

04:24:46.020 You have more bodies. 1.00

04:24:47.020 Maybe you picked up a couple STDs.

04:24:48.960 Can you let me...

04:24:49.500 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

04:24:50.760 Can you let me get there for a sec?

04:24:52.140 Can you let me respond?

04:24:53.100 I just articulate the actual experience that would make me more attracted to a girl.

04:24:59.720 Can I respond?

04:25:00.480 What's the experience?

04:25:02.280 Okay, here's the thing.

04:25:03.220 Ready? 0.96

04:25:03.880 So, the fact that you're saying that right now is so fucking cringe and weird. 0.86

04:25:08.800 The fact that you're saying when you're 25, you're more attracted to that person because 0.95

04:25:13.200 of why?

04:25:13.880 Can you give me a reason why? 1.00

04:25:15.240 Because you want to have sex with them. 1.00

04:25:17.500 So, that's it? 1.00

04:25:18.620 Yeah.

04:25:18.880 No, there's more.

04:25:19.360 Yeah.

04:25:19.920 Is that your answer?

04:25:20.280 No, no.

04:25:21.280 Listen.

04:25:22.520 Yes.

04:25:23.100 The thing is, is what Brian is saying is that men value the experiences of women less than

04:25:28.280 they value their physical characteristics.

04:25:30.480 Now, that can grow.

04:25:31.900 That can grow over time where you value them for other things other than just their physical

04:25:36.040 beauty.

04:25:36.880 But it seems apparent to me, and it's apparent according to this study that I have pulled

04:25:42.520 up in front of me, which says that men...

04:25:46.740 So, when they're investigating the age span, women reported a narrow age range than men.

04:25:50.980 And women tended to prefer slightly older men.

04:25:53.780 Makes sense.

04:25:54.640 We also show that men's age range widens as they get older, meaning they still have a 0.98

04:26:00.020 preference towards younger women.

04:26:01.940 Doesn't mean they can get them, but they still have a preference.

04:26:04.380 Why?

04:26:04.880 Now, this may come as news to you.

04:26:06.840 Perhaps your prefrontal cortex is not completely developed yet, but the gal next to you is going

04:26:12.020 to tell you the same thing that I am.

04:26:13.780 It's the same thing that she knows. 1.00

04:26:16.720 Men like to fuck young, hot women. 1.00

04:26:19.520 Am I wrong? 1.00

04:26:20.780 No, you're right.

04:26:22.240 No, I'm right.

04:26:23.340 So, what is the reason for that?

04:26:24.580 What is the reason, then?

04:26:25.680 Hold on.

04:26:26.080 What do you think?

04:26:26.520 Because of...

04:26:27.640 It's cold.

04:26:27.940 So, the reasoning from your worldview would be due to reproduction.

04:26:31.340 Well, I have a lot of guy friends.

04:26:34.580 And...

04:26:34.940 Thank you, Andrew.

04:26:36.740 A lot of guy friends.

04:26:38.540 Final wave feminism donated $200.

04:26:41.400 They don't want all the baggage.

04:26:42.560 I'm 39.

04:26:43.540 They don't want all the older women that have marriage. 1.00

04:26:47.060 It's nature.

04:26:48.300 Men want a family, not a partner. 0.52

04:26:51.000 Sex equals children. 1.00

04:26:52.780 Even the stripper admitted dating is harder 30 plus as a woman. 1.00

04:26:58.600 Didn't she?

04:26:59.780 She did, but she was saying different context.

04:27:01.240 Wait, so, hold on.

04:27:01.700 Let's get into this.

04:27:02.900 So, okay.

04:27:04.520 First off, it's not clear. 1.00

04:27:06.220 Like, do you think that all women at 25, their personality is just like dog shit. 1.00

04:27:11.200 They're terrible human beings. 1.00

04:27:12.540 And then at 35, they're magically the best partners ever.

04:27:15.760 And they treat you the best?

04:27:17.440 No, you're going to two extremes right now.

04:27:19.300 I never said that.

04:27:19.920 I'm not...

04:27:19.940 I'm actually...

04:27:20.880 You're putting that in my mouth.

04:27:21.820 What I've actually experienced is as women get older, they tend to get actually more malevolent 1.00

04:27:26.720 as they get older.

04:27:29.060 And you're not.

04:27:29.860 Wrong women. 1.00

04:27:30.340 And are you not? 0.85

04:27:31.500 Like, because you look pretty malevolent right now.

04:27:33.900 Sure, if a woman doesn't want to date me because I'm more jaded and I've had more experiences, 1.00

04:27:39.020 I don't give a fuck. 0.99

04:27:39.280 Wait, how does he look malevolent? 1.00

04:27:40.620 He's like...

04:27:41.860 Really?

04:27:43.120 All right, let's roll it back.

04:27:43.960 Yeah, really.

04:27:44.360 Roll the clips back.

04:27:45.840 Yeah, well, let's roll it back.

04:27:47.080 You tell me why...

04:27:47.840 How does Brian look malevolent?

04:27:49.860 He's having a straight-up conversation with you where he's explaining...

04:27:52.900 All right, we can be delusional.

04:27:53.620 ...the worldview paradigm differential.

04:27:55.760 How would that be malevolent?

04:27:58.260 He's literally...

04:27:59.140 Like, who would want to date him then?

04:28:01.180 Like, let's get real.

04:28:02.240 He's being, like, so bitter about this.

04:28:04.180 Bitter about what?

04:28:04.980 How am I being bitter?

04:28:05.260 Like, why would a girl that age want to date you then? 0.98

04:28:07.480 I'm not a kid.

04:28:08.860 What?

04:28:09.160 Because she wants his resources. 0.99

04:28:11.000 I'm about to leave because this is really dumb. 0.98

04:28:12.920 What's that? 0.98

04:28:13.780 You're about to leave.

04:28:14.500 Why?

04:28:14.760 No, your conversation you're having, first of all, the way that you spoke...

04:28:19.260 You're speaking about women. 0.63

04:28:20.720 No, I didn't say the conversation.

04:28:23.220 Okay, go ahead.

04:28:23.800 Go ahead.

04:28:24.240 Make your point. 1.00

04:28:25.520 Yeah, this is dumb. 0.99

04:28:26.700 Okay, go ahead. 0.99

04:28:27.120 Make your point. 0.94

04:28:27.580 I mean, the way you're talking about women in their 30s is absolutely disgusting. 0.99

04:28:33.300 What did I say?

04:28:34.080 No, tell me specifically what I said.

04:28:35.620 They have baggage.

04:28:36.560 They have high...

04:28:37.180 I'm sorry.

04:28:37.960 You're good.

04:28:38.300 They have baggage.

04:28:39.260 They have high bodies. 0.98

04:28:40.320 Like, you're making these blanket general statements about women that's absolutely disgusting.

04:28:44.880 And we're all not 30 in, like, five years.

04:28:47.160 Hang on.

04:28:47.440 That's a totally fair criticism. 0.97

04:28:49.080 That's disgusting to me.

04:28:50.620 I'm going to be honest with you right now.

04:28:51.440 So let me just ask you...

04:28:53.220 I wish you loved what I'm feeling and I'm about to leave because I don't want to be around you.

04:28:57.100 Hang on, hang on, hang on.

04:28:58.240 Before you leave, can I just ask...

04:28:59.720 I just want to ask you one question.

04:29:01.760 And we'll just see if this logically...

04:29:03.480 I'm just going to test your logic really quick.

04:29:05.400 Do you think that women in their 20s generally have less baggage than women in their 30s?

04:29:09.900 Yes or no?

04:29:11.580 Generally.

04:29:11.940 I think women in their 20s have less baggage than their 30s. 1.00

04:29:15.200 I think it depends on a woman because I feel in my heart...

04:29:18.720 Generally.

04:29:19.140 Generally.

04:29:19.820 Generally, I don't...

04:29:21.320 It's possible, yes.

04:29:22.780 But what I want to say...

04:29:23.880 Yeah, what do you think, though?

04:29:24.800 Do you think that generally women who are in their 30s have more baggage than women in their 20s?

04:29:29.500 You say baggage.

04:29:30.740 Wait, wait.

04:29:31.140 Before you say your thing...

04:29:32.120 Hold on.

04:29:32.440 Before you say your thing, let me actually just not make this a gendered thing. 1.00

04:29:36.820 Men...

04:29:37.100 People.

04:29:37.500 Men...

04:29:38.020 It doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman.

04:29:40.600 Men...

04:29:40.920 As you get older, you go through more experiences.

04:29:44.500 And some of those are positive experiences.

04:29:46.340 Some of those are negative experiences.

04:29:48.900 So both men and women accrue trauma and baggage as they age.

04:29:53.140 In recent years, I've dealt with very difficult things that I didn't deal with a while back.

04:29:57.840 It's just the reality of being older.

04:30:00.260 So I'm straight.

04:30:01.720 I date women. 1.00

04:30:02.420 So I mean, I can...

04:30:04.000 I'm gendering it because, yes, I'd rather date somebody who's perhaps in their...

04:30:08.280 You know, a younger woman who's maybe 25, for example. 0.97

04:30:11.320 Don't get me wrong.

04:30:12.200 I find women who are in their 30s attractive. 1.00

04:30:14.900 In fact, I've dated women in their 40s. 0.97

04:30:16.880 I've dated women older than me.

04:30:18.200 So it's not like I'm exclusively going after, like, college girls.

04:30:23.480 I'm not.

04:30:24.360 But what I am saying is, is that if they want to date me and I want to date them, I don't see any problem with dating a 25-year-old.

04:30:33.220 Okay, yeah.

04:30:33.920 I don't see a problem dating a 25-year-old.

04:30:34.820 That's fine.

04:30:35.080 I'm with a 38-year-old.

04:30:35.980 But I'm just...

04:30:37.460 You're saying I'm using these generalizations.

04:30:39.500 I mean, we are talking about generalizations here.

04:30:42.200 Obviously, there's women in their 30s who are virgins. 1.00

04:30:44.700 But, I mean, the reality is a woman who's... 1.00

04:30:47.200 Not many.

04:30:47.820 Not many.

04:30:48.640 So you're upset about me.

04:30:50.860 It's disgusting that I'm talking about body count.

04:30:53.420 Like, realistically speaking, a woman at 35 is going to have more bodies than however many bodies she had at 25. 0.99

04:31:00.860 But you're valuing a woman because of her body count, her baggage. 0.96

04:31:07.900 So what's wrong with that?

04:31:10.200 I'm not allowed...

04:31:11.060 Hold on.

04:31:11.360 I'm not...

04:31:11.600 So should you be able to date no one?

04:31:12.860 Who are you dating then?

04:31:14.200 How is that relevant?

04:31:15.300 It's the same logic.

04:31:15.880 How is that relevant?

04:31:16.680 Who are you dating?

04:31:16.900 What if I told you I was dating a 19-year-old?

04:31:19.280 That'd be kind of weird.

04:31:20.520 How?

04:31:20.880 Why would that...

04:31:21.940 I don't know.

04:31:21.960 She's turned 19.

04:31:22.260 With the same logic, who would want to date you then?

04:31:25.260 Let's put that same logic on you.

04:31:26.840 But nobody has to date me.

04:31:28.700 I know, but I'm lucky to use that logic on yourself, though.

04:31:31.780 Like, who would want to date you then?

04:31:34.240 People who are women who are interested in resources? 1.00

04:31:37.100 Because you're saying, like, people that are younger are better.

04:31:38.360 So then the pool is smaller for you, too.

04:31:40.220 Okay, but I'm talking about me.

04:31:42.500 These are people who I'm choosing to date or not to date.

04:31:45.960 So if a woman doesn't want to... 1.00

04:31:47.680 And first off, actually, yes, plenty of women don't want to date me because of this podcast.

04:31:52.960 That's totally fine.

04:31:54.000 I don't object to it at all.

04:31:55.820 If you don't like my viewpoints on political things or my viewpoints on gender dynamics,

04:32:01.780 you don't want to date me, don't care.

04:32:03.860 That's fine.

04:32:04.720 Well, I was saying before that...

04:32:06.000 Go ahead.

04:32:06.720 So in terms...

04:32:07.520 I think you're allowed to have your personal preference.

04:32:09.440 I'm sorry.

04:32:09.920 I came off the wrong way when I stated that.

04:32:11.820 Yeah, you said you felt disgusted because...

04:32:14.000 No, but I was disgusted about this.

04:32:16.220 Is it about the body count thing?

04:32:17.240 No.

04:32:18.120 That's what you said, though.

04:32:19.580 That's one of the aspects of the general essence of what I was saying.

04:32:23.440 Sure.

04:32:23.560 I was disgusted in the way in which you were...

04:32:29.040 So number one, you changed after.

04:32:30.720 I understand.

04:32:31.540 You were focusing your conversation directed exactly at women and women only.

04:32:37.060 And it sounded like...

04:32:38.400 But yes, you changed after.

04:32:39.560 So you did change it.

04:32:40.720 That's what I'm saying now.

04:32:41.660 You were generalizing it towards all women only and not like men or on the other hand where...

04:32:47.140 Well, I do want to qualify that I don't share Brian's opinion on this.

04:32:50.980 I do think that men, as they get older, do have less baggage than women generally.

04:32:55.900 Oh, okay.

04:32:56.300 And I don't think that it's even, Steven.

04:32:58.880 And I do think that, generally speaking, if we're generalizing again, men tend to have less baggage in their 30s and 40s.

04:33:06.320 It's far less, in fact, because they become much more resource rich.

04:33:09.760 And as you know, money can solve a lot of problems.

04:33:11.440 This is a meme.

04:33:12.100 And so I do think that they end up with less baggage than women. 1.00

04:33:16.060 I do.

04:33:16.920 I personally think, for me, and I'm going to say this word again that you guys don't like, but in the sphere of consciousness that I focus on, the people that I'm surrounded by have...

04:33:30.760 It's almost like a different reality.

04:33:33.160 I mean, it's honestly insane.

04:33:34.520 You mean like they don't care if a woman's had gang bangs and slept with like 30, 40, 50, 60, 100 dudes?

04:33:40.640 I'm not talking about that.

04:33:41.640 I'm talking about being able to, when it comes to perceived baggage, I'm saying the ability as you grow as a human in age, physical age, that you grow within your being.

04:33:52.740 Well, so let me ask you a question, right?

04:33:54.240 So you mentioned body count, or you mentioned you thought my view was disgusting for a couple reasons.

04:34:00.020 One, that I judge women, I would perhaps not date a woman because of her body count and because of her baggage. 1.00

04:34:05.120 If I didn't want to date a woman because she stubbed her toe once and she yelped out, what would actually be wrong with that? 0.64

04:34:15.000 Like make an actual argument, make an actual argument why, perhaps you find that absurd, but make an actual argument for why it would be wrong and disgusting for me to not want to date a woman who once stubbed her toe.

04:34:27.220 I mean, if that's what you do.

04:34:28.880 And she has trauma and baggage from that.

04:34:30.500 Yeah, everybody's got their personal preferences.

04:34:32.220 Yeah, it does what you want to do.

04:34:33.420 But so, okay, so what is, so is it wrong, but is it, why is it, why is it, then, I mean, that was an extreme example.

04:34:40.740 Why is it disgusting for me to disregard a woman in terms of my dating prospects because she has baggage?

04:34:48.440 No, I understand what you're saying.

04:34:50.060 What I said, no, what I said in terms of disgusting is that you were focusing on specifically women and not as a general statement for women and men.

04:34:58.240 Well, I'm straight.

04:34:59.220 I only date women. 1.00

04:35:00.120 No, but then you changed it.

04:35:01.060 I said, okay, this was.

04:35:03.940 Yeah, you did change it.

04:35:04.560 Well, the only reason, the only reason that he changed it was to say.

04:35:08.560 But I don't, I don't even, well, maybe you can help me out here because I don't actually understand.

04:35:13.360 I thought I was tracking with you, but now I actually, now I actually don't understand.

04:35:17.600 Maybe you can help me out.

04:35:18.940 He was only taking it.

04:35:19.780 Wait, one second, one second, Drew.

04:35:22.640 My P3N1S finds itself confused by this paradox.

04:35:27.760 Younger women should have less baggage, but these chicks are so toxic, I suddenly find myself extremely attracted to slightly older detectives. 1.00

04:35:36.720 Good.

04:35:37.080 Hey, don't forget Dolphin.

04:35:38.340 Yeah, no, she's gone.

04:35:39.160 She's not.

04:35:39.580 She's coming back.

04:35:41.020 She's coming back.

04:35:41.960 I got her right here for you. 0.56

04:35:44.540 I was, I was tracking everything you were saying.

04:35:46.700 No, I was saying.

04:35:47.460 And it was, it was making sense.

04:35:48.760 Let me, let me, let me just ask a question.

04:35:49.940 Whatever bro donated $200.

04:35:52.940 Obviously, women don't only look for money, but money is important. 1.00

04:35:57.240 Ladies may not like it, but you exist in it. 1.00

04:36:00.240 You can push forward to change, but also have to exist and live with what's now.

04:36:05.040 All right.

04:36:05.380 Thank, thank you.

04:36:05.960 Whatever bro.

04:36:06.380 Thank you, Nickelodeon.

04:36:07.280 Go ahead, Andrew.

04:36:08.340 I don't actually understand what the problem is if you're having a conversation, you're focusing on just generalizations for women only and you're not bringing up men.

04:36:18.640 I actually don't even know why that's a problem.

04:36:20.580 Because it, it's vice, it works both ways for men and women. 0.98

04:36:25.880 That statement.

04:36:26.660 Yeah, right.

04:36:27.120 But if the, if the topic, like if you're talking about dogs.

04:36:30.920 Oh.

04:36:31.320 We were having, we were having, if we're having a conversation about dogs and I say, okay, we're going back and forth about all the problems that dogs have and this and that.

04:36:41.020 Would you then say, would you then say, but this also applies to cats and it offends me that we're not bringing up cats as well as dogs.

04:36:49.120 That, that doesn't make any actual sense.

04:36:51.160 But the thing was that we weren't talking about specifically women.

04:36:53.860 That's different.

04:36:54.300 Wait, but also though.

04:36:54.960 We were just talking about dating in general.

04:36:55.680 Brian does that.

04:36:55.880 But that's what your objection was, was that you were only, he was only talking about women.

04:36:59.940 But he does that, he'll bring up the most outlandish examples.

04:37:02.880 But we were talking about dating in general.

04:37:06.060 We weren't talking about specifically women.

04:37:07.860 He was specifically talking about women, but the overall arching chart topic we were talking about was dating in general.

04:37:13.880 It was not focused specifically on women until Brian made it that way.

04:37:17.840 Well, yeah, right.

04:37:18.640 But, but, but that's my whole point, right?

04:37:20.440 I get that he made it that way.

04:37:22.060 I just don't know why that's a problem.

04:37:24.920 Because I want to focus on both ends because you guys always focus on women all the time and not on the other opposite side of the scale.

04:37:31.060 Okay.

04:37:31.420 I think, well, I think that really.

04:37:32.880 That's the issue here.

04:37:34.340 It's totally fair to say, I would also like to talk about men.

04:37:37.680 That's fine.

04:37:38.740 But I don't know why you would be offended if the conversation goes to generalizations about women, even after talking about men.

04:37:44.720 Wait, wait, wait.

04:37:45.180 Can I just say this though?

04:37:47.120 I don't think that it's all just about, like, I think it's the way he speaks about women in many contexts on the show.

04:37:54.220 It's the tone.

04:37:54.740 That we've seen it before.

04:37:55.740 So I feel like.

04:37:56.420 That tone?

04:37:56.840 You don't like the tone?

04:37:57.780 No, it's not the tone.

04:37:59.320 It's not real.

04:37:59.780 But, I mean, not.

04:38:02.240 The tone is sometimes part of it.

04:38:03.740 I just feel like it's just the way.

04:38:04.700 The tone.

04:38:05.300 The things that he brings back, the way he counters.

04:38:07.960 It's not a friendly debate.

04:38:09.920 It's not a fun debate.

04:38:10.760 Like, it's very, like, targeted.

04:38:12.760 It can get, like, low-key kind of nasty.

04:38:15.020 Like, I'm not saying anything bad, but I'm just, like, this is just kind of facts of this show.

04:38:19.560 Like, so people can feel uncomfortable by that.

04:38:24.200 That's just happening.

04:38:25.020 Well, I mean, I could just turn.

04:38:27.480 I don't know if you guys were talking about Andrew or me.

04:38:29.580 I could just reverse this at you.

04:38:31.200 You said cringe. 0.97

04:38:32.280 You said disgusting.

04:38:33.500 You also said that men who like, who are attracted to women, who you pathologized men who are attracted to women with little or no body hair.

04:38:42.120 You're calling them PDF files essentially.

04:38:46.500 I said society.

04:38:46.760 You're twisting my words again.

04:38:48.240 What does that?

04:38:48.660 You're, like, the third time.

04:38:50.160 And it still checks out.

04:38:51.440 I said society.

04:38:52.480 She says it checks out.

04:38:53.380 But if you're, like, projecting this onto yourself, then that's on you.

04:38:56.520 Well, I actually had notes on this.

04:38:58.340 So you think men who prefer women who are, like, shaved down there, their PDF files?

04:39:04.060 No, I don't think that all of them are.

04:39:05.380 But I think a lot, there is a lot going on with that correlation of, like, children.

04:39:09.180 Hey, you know what?

04:39:10.100 That's totally fair. 0.66

04:39:11.000 I just want to hear you say that homosexual men who prefer their partners to be shaved are correlated with PDF files. 0.78

04:39:17.760 Go ahead. 0.95

04:39:20.740 Go ahead and say it.

04:39:23.360 I'm talking about older men and younger women.

04:39:25.080 Yeah, I know, but go ahead and say it because, remember, we're talking about everybody, right?

04:39:29.260 So homosexual men, that their male partners are shaved, you're going to correlate them with PDF files just like you just did with straight men, right? 0.98

04:39:39.180 If I'm using that in the context of saying that one of the partners is much younger and the other is much older.

04:39:45.920 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, hold on.

04:39:47.000 That's not even the conversation.

04:39:48.100 Hold on.

04:39:48.340 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

04:39:49.160 That's a part of it.

04:39:49.520 Hold on. A 35-year-old man dating a 35-year-old woman could prefer his 35-year-old girlfriend to be shaved.

04:39:56.020 So it has nothing to do with age. You're shifting the goalposts.

04:39:58.420 I'm not saying that it is always in that or that it's always at age.

04:40:01.160 No, but it has nothing to do with age.

04:40:02.280 It has nothing. No, a 35-year-old man could want his 35-year-old girlfriend shaved.

04:40:07.700 You're shifting the goalposts. It had nothing to do with age. It never did.

04:40:12.000 We were talking about body hair. It has nothing to do with age.

04:40:14.900 Yeah, but it still could be subconscious, though, in your mind just because you're both dirty. 0.55

04:40:18.400 Okay, so hold on. I have a question, then. 0.65

04:40:19.600 You didn't even let me speak.

04:40:20.080 I could just... I mean, here's your... Okay, do you want to finish your thought?

04:40:24.920 Okay, here's the logic.

04:40:26.980 Women who aren't attracted... This is your argument. 1.00

04:40:29.900 Women who aren't attracted to men with beards are PDF files.

04:40:34.040 If you prefer your man clean-shaven as a woman, you're a PDF file. 1.00

04:40:38.120 I never said that.

04:40:39.340 No, you're taking it to the street.

04:40:40.420 I know that's not what you're saying.

04:40:43.300 That's like the male version of this argument.

04:40:46.540 You're not trying to understand what I said.

04:40:49.420 Women who don't like men with beards... 1.00

04:40:50.940 You're not even trying to understand what I said.

04:40:52.160 Women who don't like men with beards are just PDF files.

04:40:55.540 You like men who are clean-shaven.

04:40:57.540 Baby boys are clean...

04:40:59.540 Have...

04:41:00.020 Can't grow facial hair.

04:41:01.260 You are PDF files.

04:41:03.540 Here's the thing.

04:41:04.220 That can also...

04:41:04.620 I said it never correlated.

04:41:05.540 That's the logic.

04:41:06.140 So it's not causation versus correlation.

04:41:09.580 It's completely different.

04:41:10.880 Okay, then what is it?

04:41:11.920 It's completely different.

04:41:12.640 We're going to be quiet while you explain.

04:41:14.300 What is it?

04:41:14.740 It's society.

04:41:16.860 It's a society.

04:41:17.840 It's a broader thing. 0.98

04:41:18.520 It doesn't mean you're consciously, like, actively a freaking pedophile. 0.97

04:41:23.560 I never said that. 0.96

04:41:25.820 And she wasn't speaking about...

04:41:27.440 I just want to make sure, though, you do not associate the men being attracted to younger

04:41:34.500 women who have all of their body hair shaved with any sort of PDF file. 1.00

04:41:40.920 You don't make that association at all.

04:41:43.500 I said in a broader sense in society, that is the value, youth.

04:41:48.220 That is the value.

04:41:48.940 But what's my question to you?

04:41:50.040 I said it's not a direct correlation.

04:41:52.620 I get it.

04:41:53.380 I understand.

04:41:54.680 What's my actual question to you, though?

04:41:56.740 Can you repeat it back to me?

04:41:59.220 Do you associate the two as the same thing?

04:42:01.720 Do you in any way associate men who prefer women with zero body hair to be associated with

04:42:08.940 men who are PDFs or not?

04:42:12.280 You personally?

04:42:14.020 Do I personally?

04:42:15.040 No.

04:42:16.080 I'm saying society.

04:42:16.840 I'm saying society.

04:42:17.840 And then going over to the gal on the white top, do you?

04:42:21.760 No.

04:42:22.420 I think it's very subjective.

04:42:24.260 And it has a lot of...

04:42:24.580 Yeah.

04:42:24.760 So there's no problem with it, right?

04:42:27.860 No.

04:42:28.360 There's still a problem.

04:42:29.500 What's the problem?

04:42:30.220 Well, okay.

04:42:30.820 Well, what's the problem?

04:42:32.160 What is the problem with men preferring women to shave down there?

04:42:36.900 Like, it's not that it's a problem.

04:42:39.580 It's that it's...

04:42:40.060 You literally just said it's a problem.

04:42:41.120 She was talking about, like, the social construct of it and how there's, like, problems in our

04:42:44.920 society with this kind of stuff.

04:42:46.460 Like, she's not...

04:42:47.240 Obsession with use.

04:42:48.560 Yeah.

04:42:48.860 Like, she's not trying to make this every man's problem.

04:42:50.640 You guys are trying to weasel out.

04:42:52.200 You guys are trying to weasel out.

04:42:52.320 That's not even true.

04:42:53.200 Like, I thought we were just trying to have a full conversation.

04:42:53.700 You're not even trying to understand what I'm saying right now.

04:42:56.380 You're actively trying to be aggressive.

04:42:58.000 You're not trying to understand it.

04:42:59.120 Maybe I can try to understand this a little better.

04:43:01.680 Okay.

04:43:02.960 If a man prefers a woman and likes a woman to shave down there and prefers women who are not 0.84

04:43:10.860 hairy, is that of the nature of being a PDF file...

04:43:17.600 It is a...

04:43:18.880 It's in there.

04:43:19.680 Yes.

04:43:20.560 That is an outrageous statement.

04:43:21.240 And would you say that that is also equally true of...

04:43:23.440 It doesn't make you a PDF file.

04:43:26.560 Would you say that that's also, then, true of homosexual men who like... 0.83

04:43:31.200 They can be PDF files, too.

04:43:32.640 I never said they could.

04:43:33.220 Yeah, I know.

04:43:33.560 But are you saying that that is also associated with homosexuals who have that preference?

04:43:39.620 It depends on what they prefer.

04:43:40.240 They might not prefer, like, shaven bodies.

04:43:42.200 No, but if they do prefer it, if they do prefer it, just like a straight man...

04:43:47.140 It's the same answer.

04:43:48.020 Would you associate that with PDF file activity?

04:43:50.040 It's the same answer, please.

04:43:50.460 Thank you.

04:43:51.240 Move on.

04:43:52.020 Fun fact.

04:43:52.940 No, I really don't want to move on.

04:43:54.840 It's the same answer.

04:43:55.660 I really want an actual answer to the question that I'm asking.

04:43:58.220 Like, a gotcha moment.

04:43:58.660 Like, it's literally the same answer each time.

04:44:00.680 Yeah, I know, but you don't really answer.

04:44:01.980 Just like he said, it's not about gender, but suddenly it is.

04:44:05.300 Like, you're making it about it.

04:44:06.540 So, what are you trying to do here?

04:44:09.260 You're, like, making it about homosexuals, and then you're like, oh, it's not about that.

04:44:11.280 Well, because I don't understand the distinction.

04:44:13.820 If it applies to straight men, then it would also apply to homosexual men, right? 0.70

04:44:17.940 Can you just accept my answer as broader society?

04:44:23.140 I can accept it if you answer my question.

04:44:26.020 I just answered it.

04:44:27.380 Broader society.

04:44:28.980 Broader society.

04:44:30.000 So, that's not really an answer.

04:44:33.000 You're trying to, like, get me in this, like, web of, like, answer that I'm not going to say.

04:44:37.220 It's because I really do feel like I understand your position, and I'm going to repeat your position verbatim.

04:44:42.720 Your position is there's a greater social push on men inside of the United States, the country you and I live in,

04:44:51.040 for men to go after these beauty standards, which include women who are shaved in various places.

04:44:58.160 Am I wrong or am I right?

04:45:01.040 Yes.

04:45:01.580 Look at the South.

04:45:02.680 You can marry under the age. 0.89

04:45:05.400 How is that relevant?

04:45:06.040 That is legal.

04:45:06.820 How is that relevant?

04:45:07.980 Okay.

04:45:08.460 Well, it correlates.

04:45:10.000 I'm willing to grant all of this, but I just want to hear you say that I understand your argument and am trying to understand your argument.

04:45:19.480 Okay, that's what I'm asking.

04:45:20.660 What age?

04:45:21.660 Like 14.

04:45:22.860 What state?

04:45:24.020 I don't know, but I know it's a thing. 0.95

04:45:25.640 They have the balls still, where you can go to a ball and, like, get a teenage bride. 0.99

04:45:30.400 What balls? 0.99

04:45:31.720 You see how far the termites have spread and how long and well they've dined. 0.99

04:45:36.820 So, anyway, I'm just saying, I did repeat your argument back to you, pretty much verbatim.

04:45:43.480 I do understand your argument.

04:45:45.320 You agree that that's true, right?

04:45:47.840 And I am trying to understand what you're saying.

04:45:49.960 You agree that that's true?

04:45:51.840 No, I don't, no.

04:45:53.120 Let's just move on.

04:45:54.040 No, so I can just repeat your argument back to you verbatim.

04:45:56.560 You agree I repeated it back verbatim, but I'm still not trying to understand it?

04:45:59.640 No, you're not accepting my answer as society.

04:46:05.620 As society, it doesn't mean you're a direct pedophile.

04:46:07.960 Like, why would I say that?

04:46:08.660 So, this is where we're deviating.

04:46:11.040 Because your answer makes no sense to me, I don't need to accept it as being true.

04:46:18.180 That's why I am inquiring as to the answer.

04:46:20.800 I understand the position.

04:46:22.080 You agree I understand the position.

04:46:23.940 What's wrong with me questioning the position if I don't agree with it?

04:46:28.180 Because you're mischaracterizing my whole position.

04:46:31.660 You're literally putting words in my mouth.

04:46:32.660 And why did you just agree that I didn't?

04:46:35.360 No, I said, I never agree that you didn't.

04:46:39.260 I literally said that...

04:46:40.680 Can I give you your position back again?

04:46:42.340 No.

04:46:43.580 No.

04:46:44.260 So, you're just going to concede the argument.

04:46:45.920 Can we, like, ask another question or, like...

04:46:48.320 Yeah, we can.

04:46:49.000 I mean, I do actually, I have two things, two more things on this.

04:46:54.680 So, the example I gave where does, do adult women having a preference for men who are clean

04:47:01.080 shaven is that of the nature of them, of women, being PDF files. 0.97

04:47:07.560 No, I never said it correlated.

04:47:09.240 It doesn't correlate like that.

04:47:11.320 For women, but it does correlate for men who prefer...

04:47:14.080 I never said it correlated.

04:47:16.400 Wait, but, okay, so, what do you mean correlated?

04:47:19.020 I said in society, it's like valuing youth.

04:47:21.820 I never said it correlates directly to you being a PDF file.

04:47:25.200 I never said that.

04:47:25.800 Okay, so let me talk on the individual level, then.

04:47:27.740 A man who is attracted or prefers a woman, who shaves down there, has little or no body 1.00

04:47:34.080 hair, is that of the nature of him perhaps being a PDF file?

04:47:41.920 It is valuing youth.

04:47:43.940 It is in the nature of a pedophile because they value youth.

04:47:47.260 Is that not the definition of a pedophile?

04:47:50.000 What's the definition of a pedophile?

04:47:51.420 Let's read it.

04:47:52.140 Yo, can you use PDF file?

04:47:55.640 Yes.

04:47:55.840 Okay, so let's use hebophile.

04:47:58.780 Would they be hebophiles?

04:48:00.040 I wouldn't go.

04:48:01.260 It's not worth going there.

04:48:04.280 So, yes for men.

04:48:08.500 But isn't that the definition of...

04:48:10.020 So then, but then it's the same for women, too, who don't like men with beards.

04:48:15.980 I never said it correlated.

04:48:17.340 I feel like, I don't know.

04:48:20.260 It doesn't directly correlate in that way.

04:48:21.800 I'm sorry, I'm just not really under...

04:48:22.700 When you say it doesn't correlate, but does it correlate when men prefer that in women?

04:48:28.680 I literally will say the same verbatim, same answer.

04:48:32.840 I never said it correlated.

04:48:33.740 I said society in a broader sense.

04:48:37.120 Okay, ignoring society.

04:48:38.140 But that's a correlate.

04:48:39.540 Ignoring society, though.

04:48:40.780 That's literally a correlate.

04:48:43.200 It's like if I say society, in a broader sense, likes it when women wear pink. 0.85

04:48:47.660 And you're like, there's no correlate there.

04:48:49.740 No, it doesn't mean...

04:48:50.460 What do you mean?

04:48:51.420 Of course there's a correlate.

04:48:52.540 That is a correlate.

04:48:54.020 No, it doesn't mean that if you value that thing, that you automatically are that thing.

04:48:59.320 That's not what I said.

04:49:00.520 I didn't say that because you value a thing, you are that thing or not that thing.

04:49:04.620 I'm saying that for you to say it's not a correlate because society is pushing it,

04:49:08.560 that's literally a correlate.

04:49:09.920 How could it be anything else?

04:49:13.560 It's like saying society pushes ice cream.

04:49:17.200 And I go, well, a lot of people eat ice cream.

04:49:19.060 That's a correlate.

04:49:20.180 You're making a correlate, right?

04:49:23.860 It's not correct.

04:49:25.040 Should we get a definition of correlate?

04:49:27.140 Sure.

04:49:27.820 Maybe we need a definition of correlate.

04:49:30.360 I don't know.

04:49:32.820 I'm just confused.

04:49:34.100 So do you object to men?

04:49:35.320 One thing doesn't make one thing the other.

04:49:36.620 How about this?

04:49:36.940 Let me ask you a question.

04:49:37.700 Necessarily.

04:49:38.200 Let me ask you a question then.

04:49:39.060 Let me frame it.

04:49:39.620 I'm going to frame it.

04:49:40.800 Correlation, mutual relationship or connection between two or more things.

04:49:44.700 Okay.

04:49:44.880 Let me frame this a little differently.

04:49:46.220 Do you object to men having a preference for women who are clean shaven?

04:49:52.040 No, not at all.

04:49:53.340 Not at all.

04:49:54.400 I'm saying that's like what society values youth.

04:49:58.720 I don't care.

04:49:59.380 Like I'm, that's okay.

04:50:01.360 I'm going to move it on off of that.

04:50:03.640 You also mentioned when I said something along the lines of I'm 35, something about dating

04:50:08.820 25 year olds.

04:50:09.940 You said that's cringe.

04:50:11.380 Why is that cringe?

04:50:13.100 Because the way you said, the way you phrased it, you said.

04:50:16.120 How did I phrase it?

04:50:16.840 You said, I'd rather date someone who's 25 because they have less baggage.

04:50:22.000 And I said, saying that is super cringe.

04:50:24.380 Why is that cringe?

04:50:25.160 Because my question was like, why, why would that be the case?

04:50:31.960 Why would it be the case that when you're, when you having lived less, 10 years less, why

04:50:41.800 would it be the case that you have less baggage?

04:50:44.200 But you said you've been through a lot of trauma too, right?

04:50:46.600 So who would want to date you the same way?

04:50:49.300 If a woman chooses to disqualify me because of either perceived or real baggage, I don't

04:50:56.180 care.

04:50:56.860 You don't care.

04:50:57.660 I don't care.

04:50:59.020 Men and women don't get trauma the same.

04:51:00.880 Here's the difference.

04:51:02.300 If like for most men, if a woman doesn't want to date them, like we, we kind of accept it.

04:51:08.100 Like we accept, for example, that women prefer tall men.

04:51:12.160 We get, we accept that.

04:51:13.140 Right.

04:51:13.580 But you can't seem to like, for you, you would want to fight somebody on it.

04:51:18.260 Like, oh, you don't want to date me because of this.

04:51:21.080 Yeah.

04:51:21.520 If a girl doesn't want to date me, she can, she could not want to date me for any reason. 0.99

04:51:26.100 I don't care.

04:51:27.440 There's plenty of women out there. 1.00

04:51:30.060 I'm not tripping.

04:51:31.080 If specific women or groups of women don't want to date me for, they might not want to 0.95

04:51:36.040 date me because of my hands, bro.

04:51:37.380 I don't care.

04:51:40.840 I'm saying on the point that you're making, the exact point that you're making, you're

04:51:44.940 saying that like, yes, if a woman, if someone is younger, they have a baby.

04:51:48.260 You have less baggage.

04:51:49.960 Am I wrong?

04:51:50.500 Hold on quote baggage, which I hate that term.

04:51:53.320 It's a weird term.

04:51:55.020 Why do you, why do you hate the term baggage?

04:51:56.240 Because it, it, it, it like, like someone said before, I don't know who it was, but like,

04:52:01.840 just because you've been through trauma doesn't mean you're still traumatized.

04:52:05.760 Like you can be healed and like better from that.

04:52:08.720 Right.

04:52:09.120 In a way that you weren't before.

04:52:10.820 What if you're not?

04:52:11.600 Yeah.

04:52:11.760 What if you're not?

04:52:12.180 Then you're not.

04:52:13.040 Okay.

04:52:13.640 So would it be wrong for me to not want to date somebody who's dealing, who's still 1.00

04:52:18.000 going through that?

04:52:18.900 No, not at all.

04:52:20.020 No, I think, I think, uh, what's, I think we all actually agree on this.

04:52:25.320 It's just kind of being misconstrued the way everyone's saying it.

04:52:28.700 I think I a hundred percent agree.

04:52:30.040 If you don't want to date someone because you feel like they have a trauma that get infringes

04:52:34.080 on your relationship, I a hundred percent agree on that.

04:52:36.020 Yeah.

04:52:36.480 And I, I know I feel the same for women too.

04:52:38.340 You know, I feel the same exact way.

04:52:39.480 Fair game for women. 1.00

04:52:39.940 You don't want to date a guy who's going through some shit? 1.00

04:52:41.480 A hundred percent. 1.00

04:52:42.440 No one does.

04:52:43.600 Fair game.

04:52:43.880 Because that's wild.

04:52:45.580 But we're just going to like, that's a hundred percent true.

04:52:48.160 But why is it cringe?

04:52:48.880 Why is it cringe?

04:52:49.480 So, no, I think.

04:52:50.420 Because the way you phrased it, you said, I'd rather date someone who's 25.

04:52:53.300 The way you said it was cringe.

04:52:55.200 How did I, how did I, I don't know.

04:52:57.100 Maybe you mean someone in general that doesn't have that much baggage.

04:53:01.080 Yeah, that too.

04:53:02.200 Like, it was.

04:53:03.120 Well, I was giving you some reasons why, but.

04:53:05.800 It could possibly be, well, at least for me, it's just a generalized statement saying

04:53:11.140 that generally, I understand though, it's true.

04:53:13.740 When you're older, you go through things that can be traumatizing, but that doesn't inherently

04:53:19.320 mean just because you're older, you have more baggage.

04:53:22.180 Not, not necessarily.

04:53:23.860 Yeah, not necessarily.

04:53:24.720 But I think that's with me and you, that's the only thing that I'm talking about here.

04:53:27.920 I'm not talking about anyone else's opinions here.

04:53:30.180 I'm saying with that, but I agree with everything.

04:53:32.680 I just wanted to clear that up with you.

04:53:34.580 So, we were both on the same page.

04:53:37.600 Okay.

04:53:38.500 Okay.

04:53:39.180 I just wanted to clear that up.

04:53:41.060 Are we going back on track now?

04:53:42.400 Yeah, we're going to.

04:53:43.740 What should we talk about now, guys?

04:53:45.080 Okay, we didn't even get.

04:53:46.000 Well, we weren't really off track.

04:53:47.540 We were just trying to, so the whole point of this, if you make a claim, we just want

04:53:52.820 to test the logic.

04:53:53.920 I just want to know why it is you think, what you think, and why you think it.

04:53:57.940 The same way when you say to Brian, hey, this is cringe, that's you saying, okay, I think

04:54:04.000 this thing, I'm making this claim, I think that this is off-putting or there's something

04:54:08.060 about this which is bad.

04:54:09.120 So, he makes the inquiry, what about it is bad?

04:54:11.600 Tell me, tell me what about it you find off-putting or disturbing or something like this.

04:54:16.560 He's just trying to test the claim.

04:54:19.120 I don't even see why anybody would be upset with this.

04:54:25.200 Okay.

04:54:26.000 You don't see.

04:54:27.020 Let's read all the comments and see.

04:54:29.440 Like, seriously.

04:54:30.560 I'm reading the comments, bro.

04:54:32.240 I'm not saying that.

04:54:33.360 I'm saying on your videos that go viral, like, let's read the comments and see why people

04:54:37.500 are upset in the way in which you present your point.

04:54:40.560 You're like, oh, I'd rather do someone who's 25.

04:54:43.180 Like, why do you think people are pissed at you?

04:54:45.560 Wait.

04:54:45.920 Yeah, yeah, it's the tone.

04:54:47.140 You're mad about the tone.

04:54:48.160 So, here's the thing.

04:54:49.340 Here's the thing.

04:54:49.500 No, it's the way he presents his point. 0.99

04:54:51.100 I don't know what the fuck is. 0.99

04:54:51.480 I love arguing. 1.00

04:54:52.720 I will argue all day.

04:54:53.780 Wait, hold on.

04:54:54.160 You can get loud with me.

04:54:54.760 I don't care.

04:54:55.260 I love arguing. 0.99

04:54:55.700 If you look at it, then why do you suck at it so bad? 0.98

04:54:58.980 Cool. 0.99

04:54:59.260 I don't care.

04:54:59.980 Goodbye.

04:55:00.380 It's emotion versus logic.

04:55:02.840 It's left brain versus right brain.

04:55:03.360 I mean, that's an honest question.

04:55:05.440 So, I love arguing.

04:55:06.740 I'll make the claim I love arguing.

04:55:08.360 I don't take any of it personally.

04:55:09.740 I literally want to know why you think what you think and how you came to those conclusions

04:55:14.260 because I don't suck at arguing, right?

04:55:16.740 I actually want to know your worldview.

04:55:18.760 I don't know if maybe my worldview is wrong.

04:55:22.120 Maybe I'm way off.

04:55:23.140 Maybe I'm crazy.

04:55:24.240 Maybe I believe things that I shouldn't be.

04:55:26.080 Maybe you are and you're just amazing at arguing.

04:55:27.780 You'll never know because you'll never concede ever.

04:55:30.440 I would never be able to determine that in a million years, though, if I can't get a

04:55:34.280 contrary worldview from you, which is superior to my own.

04:55:37.620 I could never do that.

04:55:38.560 But wait, so you said you want to wait and see for the comments.

04:55:44.900 And yeah, you know, there's definitely been some viral clips.

04:55:47.740 No, I didn't say it.

04:55:48.340 I didn't say it like that.

04:55:49.200 I meant like I meant like why do you think the way people respond like we like let's be

04:55:54.220 real like why do you think that people respond in the way they respond to you?

04:55:58.980 It's valid.

04:55:59.460 You can't just like shut out every criticism because then you'd be literally a psychopath

04:56:02.680 if you just shut out all criticism and was like, I'm just going to exist and never take

04:56:06.720 what someone says about me with a grain of salt at least.

04:56:10.620 Wait, so actually that's fair.

04:56:11.920 What's the criticism?

04:56:12.960 Yeah.

04:56:13.200 What's the actual argument?

04:56:14.320 Like it's not tone policing like this random person is saying.

04:56:19.280 But you said like, oh, the people are like this random person over here saying that she

04:56:23.880 can't make the argument.

04:56:24.940 It's tone policing.

04:56:25.440 That makes it sound like younger women are easier to manipulate is what you're pretty 1.00

04:56:31.320 much saying.

04:56:32.400 Younger women are less experienced. 0.99

04:56:33.840 I did not get that from that at all.

04:56:36.420 Okay.

04:56:37.420 So what did you get?

04:56:38.160 Did those words?

04:56:38.800 I got it.

04:56:39.060 It's actually interesting because you, I mean, you kind of, I think, accused me earlier of

04:56:43.780 like painting, like putting words in your mouth.

04:56:47.220 Did those words ever exit my mouth?

04:56:49.940 You said less baggage, less trauma.

04:56:53.480 Actually, wait, hold on.

04:56:54.520 Let me just flip this right back at you.

04:56:56.640 Wouldn't somebody who's going through, like who's not stable, be easier to manipulate?

04:57:02.120 Somebody who has a lot of baggage is easier to manipulate.

04:57:05.300 Somebody who's not steadfast and is not really grounded, aren't they easier to manipulate?

04:57:11.220 I could just make the argument in reverse.

04:57:14.480 That can literally go.

04:57:16.540 That could go either way.

04:57:17.840 That could go either way.

04:57:18.620 Nope.

04:57:19.200 Yes, it can.

04:57:20.060 Somebody who is, somebody.

04:57:22.080 Somebody who's emotionally stable.

04:57:23.920 Somebody who's emotionally stable is less easy to manipulate than somebody who's like,

04:57:30.380 I don't know, less emotionally stable.

04:57:33.200 Vulnerable.

04:57:34.280 Yeah.

04:57:34.640 Yeah, more vulnerable.

04:57:36.280 They're in a rough place.

04:57:37.940 They don't have their wits about them.

04:57:40.000 I mean, hey, I hope it never happens.

04:57:42.580 When you don't know anything, you're like, you're just, you're just better at everything in life.

04:57:47.040 That's not what I said at all.

04:57:48.560 I don't think that.

04:57:49.120 I said.

04:57:49.400 When you don't know anything.

04:57:50.260 When you haven't experienced things and gone through things.

04:57:51.860 What I'm saying, what I'm saying is actually, what I'm saying is actually that someone who is emotionally stable and healthy, has healthy relationships, hasn't been, you know, hurt or abused or doesn't have divorces under their belt and all these emotional scars and damage, they're more confident.

04:58:15.960 They're less easy to pull the wool over their eye.

04:58:18.980 Look, she's nodding.

04:58:19.920 And this is the difference between what I wouldn't call what Andrew was saying earlier about engineers or IT people being wise.

04:58:27.940 That's not the same at all.

04:58:29.640 Intelligence, you know, and wisdom and degrees are all different, right?

04:58:34.360 But life experience, you see her nodding when I'm saying this.

04:58:37.800 When you, when you are healthy and stable and strong, you are much less likely to be taken advantage of because you don't have these needs, these, wait, you don't have these needs and insecurities and all these issues that are plaguing your mind and your thoughts filtering through everything coming into your brain.

04:58:59.980 All right, you have more stability and groundedness in yourself and you understand, you can see it more.

04:59:08.560 I'd argue the same thing at the opposite point.

04:59:10.520 Okay, well, and that's fine.

04:59:11.940 That's what I would argue.

04:59:12.680 And we can, we can agree to disagree on that.

04:59:14.280 But here's the issue is that you seem to be getting so angry and upset and I don't understand why.

04:59:19.820 So, I mean, is there something else to it?

04:59:22.580 Because he, he literally said that women who are younger have less baggage.

04:59:28.420 That is a fact.

04:59:29.700 That is, there's nothing wrong with that statement.

04:59:32.500 And in my mind, I was thinking, well, that's true of just people in general.

04:59:35.520 And then immediately he said, well, that's true for men too, you know?

04:59:39.840 And there's nothing wrong with that.

04:59:41.460 The older you live, the more people you know that die.

04:59:44.640 You know, in my, in my late twenties, I had five people in my immediate family pass away.

04:59:50.680 Do you think that that was not baggage going into my thirties that made it hard in relationships?

04:59:56.740 I mean, that was brutal.

04:59:59.080 At 25, I didn't have any of that.

05:00:01.560 So that right there to me proves what he said.

05:00:04.700 But he was listing things like body counts going up.

05:00:08.400 People might have STDs.

05:00:10.500 They got kids by different daddies.

05:00:13.000 You know, all these different things.

05:00:14.320 They might've been assaulted.

05:00:16.200 You know, a million things bad can happen in life in a decade of living.

05:00:21.580 And good things too.

05:00:23.040 Are you discounting being a human and having a human experience as worthy?

05:00:28.920 I never said anybody wasn't worthy.

05:00:31.360 Okay, but I'm asking you that.

05:00:32.320 I'm saying I understand his point, which was it's simpler.

05:00:36.540 It's easier.

05:00:37.380 It's simpler.

05:00:37.700 Augmented autist donated $200.

05:00:40.880 He has a comment. 0.97

05:00:42.120 Redhead retard. 1.00

05:00:43.160 You are not intellectually nuanced by being intentionally evasive. 0.99

05:00:46.520 You are broadcasting your inability to grasp basic concepts and arguments.

05:00:52.460 Common sense eludes you.

05:00:54.500 Thank you, Augmented.

05:00:55.760 Appreciate it.

05:00:56.420 Did you want to finish off?

05:00:58.160 Yeah, I would love to.

05:00:59.120 I mean, it's not about valuations on the life experiences.

05:01:03.640 Because guess what?

05:01:04.700 I grew as a person.

05:01:06.580 I grew as a woman.

05:01:07.460 I have a lot of experiences that have translated into wisdom that I can impart to all my stepkids.

05:01:17.020 I've got five stepchildren.

05:01:19.680 I've got three stepgrandchildren.

05:01:22.040 I have two teenage daughters.

05:01:24.240 And I am there to share my life experiences.

05:01:27.720 And the wise person is going to learn from other people's mistakes and bad experiences.

05:01:33.580 A smart person will learn from their own, right?

05:01:35.880 But a wise person is going to learn from other people's and not have to experience it.

05:01:40.000 And God willing, nothing bad ever happened to you.

05:01:42.800 But the longer you live, the more people you're going to know who pass away.

05:01:46.640 That's what this tattoo is for here is one of my girlfriends. 0.98

05:01:49.820 And it's just a fact of life, you know?

05:01:52.620 It's so much harder to date when you have children and co-parenting and all of those things.

05:01:58.340 And the older you get and your beauty is going down, you have to have a lot of resilience.

05:02:03.840 You have to have wisdom and character and fun, amazing personality.

05:02:09.420 But you know what?

05:02:10.260 At the end of the day, in the beginning of the day, what are men attracted to?

05:02:15.000 He's not saying that he wouldn't choose somebody as a wife unless they were 25 and unless they had no baggage. 0.72

05:02:22.320 He's just saying that's what men are attracted to because it's easy.

05:02:25.680 It's simple.

05:02:55.680 I mean, it's not as complicated because when you have children, when you have families, when you've lived a bit and experienced hardships or challenges, it is exhausting, right?

05:03:11.260 But when you're with someone young, you feel more youthful.

05:03:14.260 You feel like, oh my God, this is like, I get to have fun again.

05:03:17.120 So they don't have to deal with the hard realities.

05:03:19.160 And I don't want to date a man that has baggage, like an older man that hasn't dealt with their exes, hasn't dealt with good parenting.

05:03:30.140 I'm not attracted to those things either.

05:03:33.220 So I can see Brian's point of view of wanting to be attracted and date someone younger because it is-

05:03:39.120 If they can.

05:03:40.400 Yeah.

05:03:40.560 If they can.

05:03:41.420 If you can.

05:03:42.360 But it's also because it's just a few moments of just enjoying life. 0.98

05:03:48.560 And sometimes younger people enjoy life a little bit better than someone older because older, you're dealing with so much crap. 0.97

05:03:58.280 It's hard adulting, man. 0.96

05:03:59.700 Yeah.

05:03:59.960 It is so hard adulting.

05:04:01.120 And it's nice to actually, I mean, let's enjoy this moment of us being here together because life is short.

05:04:10.100 You can be friends with someone one day and then they're like, you know, dead.

05:04:15.420 That's so hard for me.

05:04:16.460 Thanks for the music, Andrew.

05:04:18.380 And I can say this, like the vast majority-

05:04:21.500 We love you too.

05:04:22.460 The vast majority of 40-year-old men have no chance getting a girl in college.

05:04:29.840 That's true.

05:04:30.020 Getting a 21-year-old.

05:04:31.240 No chance.

05:04:32.700 But, I mean, look, we are-

05:04:34.600 Anyways, we already had the conversation.

05:04:35.680 I want to get around to everybody, but first I got to read two chats.

05:04:40.640 Morgan, can you read this one, please?

05:04:42.860 Follow up to the hair question.

05:04:44.240 If men that like hairless women are PDF files, why do you shave? 0.61

05:04:49.800 Are you trying to attract PDF files?

05:04:52.460 How many hairy armpits are on the panel tonight? 1.00

05:04:56.640 You know, I was going to say that my grandmother told me that after World War II, all the soldiers came back from Europe, 0.75

05:05:05.660 and that's when they wanted the women to start shaving their legs and shaving their armpits because the sex workers in France had shaved. 1.00

05:05:13.740 Yeah, and so that's where that came back over to the U.S. 0.78

05:05:18.600 I thought they were hairy there. 0.98

05:05:20.500 W. French sex workers. 1.00

05:05:21.740 I thought the French workers were hairy. 1.00

05:05:24.220 It was the French sex workers. 1.00

05:05:25.160 W. French prostitutes. 1.00

05:05:27.060 Wait, so going around this, do you shave your legs, I guess? 1.00

05:05:31.880 Yeah.

05:05:32.460 Or armpits.

05:05:33.340 I thought it was armpits.

05:05:34.620 Yeah, armpits.

05:05:35.960 Yes. 0.94

05:05:37.800 That's disgusting. 1.00

05:05:39.120 You guys are all disgusting. 1.00

05:05:41.840 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00

05:05:42.520 Trying to attract, trying to attract these PDF files.

05:05:47.800 I'm not showing my arm back.

05:05:49.000 Ryan.

05:05:49.400 You're playing into it.

05:05:51.000 You guys are playing into this perverse societal correlation, correlate.

05:05:58.400 What?

05:05:59.000 I don't get how you can't agree that that's like very obvious in society.

05:06:03.100 What's up?

05:06:03.540 I'm joking.

05:06:03.960 It's not really very obvious to me.

05:06:08.320 Can you read this one, Morgan?

05:06:10.520 I'm a 35-year-old woman and young girls, and you young girls really need to take a note 0.99

05:06:16.320 from your elders.

05:06:18.080 Brian would and should date someone at 20 over me at 35.

05:06:22.460 Stop taking things so personally.

05:06:25.000 You're only 24.

05:06:26.100 I'm not taking a person. 1.00

05:06:28.620 I don't give a shit. 0.99

05:06:29.900 She don't. 1.00

05:06:30.640 You kind of give a shit. 1.00

05:06:31.960 I mean, like, those guys. 1.00

05:06:32.580 I mean, I give a shit right now. 0.99

05:06:34.520 Yeah, you were to rage quit five minutes ago. 1.00

05:06:36.180 What are you talking about?

05:06:37.100 You were about to walk out of here.

05:06:38.840 You were like, I'm about to.

05:06:40.000 Okay.

05:06:40.340 I'm going to walk out of here.

05:06:41.520 I got heated for the moment.

05:06:44.920 It's good.

05:06:45.460 It's good.

05:06:45.920 But when I'm not here, I don't think about any of this.

05:06:51.020 Same here.

05:06:51.880 Which is interesting. 0.99

05:06:52.700 So, I give a shit for that moment, but besides that moment, I don't care. 0.99

05:06:57.980 Because, like, I honestly am at the end of the day. 0.99

05:06:59.260 Did we bring you down from the higher plane of consciousness?

05:07:02.760 No.

05:07:04.020 Are you sure?

05:07:05.200 I brought you down from the sixth dimension of consciousness to the fourth dimension.

05:07:10.800 Yo, Andrew, you know I brought you up with me.

05:07:12.940 You can't deny that.

05:07:14.200 You too, Brian.

05:07:15.220 Yeah, I feel it.

05:07:16.320 There you go.

05:07:17.360 Personally, I'm glad you stayed.

05:07:18.960 My esotericism is at a plus ten right now, that's for sure.

05:07:24.200 My heart chakra opened.

05:07:25.660 Okay.

05:07:26.240 We're going to finally.

05:07:27.480 This must be three hours later.

05:07:28.860 I feel like how can you relate then if you want to date someone that's younger, though?

05:07:32.200 Like, I'm still stuck on this.

05:07:33.520 All right.

05:07:33.900 How can you relate to that person?

05:07:34.540 I'll engage there really quick, but I do have to move it on.

05:07:36.740 Okay.

05:07:37.100 So, you mean, like, if I was dating a 25-year-old, how would I relate to them?

05:07:40.560 Yeah.

05:07:40.580 And their experience is, like, say they haven't really been through a big loss.

05:07:43.520 How can you, like, help that person through life, too?

05:07:46.520 Wait, but whoever said that I'm desirous of dating a partner who's had losses in their life?

05:07:51.700 No, I said experience, like, baggage and trauma.

05:07:55.760 Wait, but I just told you I don't like that.

05:07:57.700 So, wouldn't it, like...

05:07:58.620 I said, how can you not, like...

05:08:00.300 No, I said, how can you not?

05:08:02.340 How can I not what?

05:08:03.140 If you're going to date someone who's around 25 and hasn't been through stuff like that,

05:08:06.580 how can you, like, be a partner with that person if they've never, like, they can't help and guide?

05:08:12.920 And guide you as well.

05:08:14.600 But what does that have to do with anything?

05:08:17.120 Because she was saying that, like, the life experience isn't on the same, like, level.

05:08:20.720 Like, they haven't been through the same.

05:08:22.080 So, she's wondering...

05:08:22.560 So, you just want someone who's, like, not going to...

05:08:24.620 Like, if you will be able to connect or something.

05:08:26.860 Just, like, help be a partner through life.

05:08:29.220 Like, that doesn't...

05:08:30.620 What does the baggage have to do with somebody's capacity to be a partner?

05:08:37.140 Like I said, like, we were talking about, like...

05:08:40.060 I think I know what she's asking.

05:08:41.560 We were talking about, like, say you lose someone...

05:08:44.580 What do I have in common?

05:08:45.280 ...in your life, right?

05:08:46.020 If you've never lost someone at 25, then how can you be a partner, be, like, the best partner for that person?

05:08:54.020 How would the 25-year-old be a good partner for the other?

05:08:57.300 She might not.

05:08:58.620 You learn as you go.

05:08:59.680 Yeah.

05:09:00.280 You learn as you go.

05:09:01.460 You know, you get tried in the fire.

05:09:03.540 And then that's where somebody's character is going to show.

05:09:06.720 Because you don't build character in bad times.

05:09:11.240 Bad times is when your character actually shows.

05:09:14.520 The character you already have.

05:09:16.080 This is actually an interesting thought.

05:09:18.220 So, I've had this experience with nurses, actually.

05:09:24.140 And so, there's this idea that nurses tend to be more empathetic.

05:09:27.360 But nurses have very stressful jobs. 1.00

05:09:29.740 And they're actually frequently around severe illness, death.

05:09:35.200 And what I've actually found, having dated a couple nurses, it's not clear to me if they're more empathetic than their counterparts who are not in the healthcare field.

05:09:49.360 Hmm.

05:09:50.060 What do you mean?

05:09:51.240 I'm a nurse over there.

05:09:52.700 Yeah.

05:09:53.240 Well, it's like, you can almost say that somebody who's around that stuff all the time, it actually starts to diminish.

05:10:03.080 I can see people getting desensitized to it.

05:10:06.360 I can understand that.

05:10:07.360 But maybe it's because they understand that part on a different level.

05:10:12.240 And they're already in that, like, type of wisdom.

05:10:16.820 So, they already understand that. 1.00

05:10:18.800 Like, do you think if there's a girl who's otherwise great, great personality, attractive, but she hasn't been to a funeral, that I'm like, ah, fuck that bitch. 1.00

05:10:32.020 I'm not going to talk. 1.00

05:10:33.100 Like, I'm, really?

05:10:35.220 Is that?

05:10:35.660 No, I don't mean it like that.

05:10:37.040 But you're like, oh, well, she hasn't gone through this.

05:10:39.200 So, like, why would you date her?

05:10:41.320 No, I was asking you a question generally.

05:10:43.680 What was the question?

05:10:44.540 Like, she was asking, if I, may I?

05:10:47.580 Yeah.

05:10:47.820 She was asking, how is that younger person with fewer life experiences going to be a good partner to the older person?

05:10:56.000 How are they going to know how to support that person in these life situations?

05:10:59.740 But, I mean, I really think that it'll just come naturally to what your character is.

05:11:05.120 It's going to come out.

05:11:06.680 Like, life is, that's one thing that you're pretty much guaranteed is you'll have plenty of opportunities to practice.

05:11:11.380 I guess so, but I feel like you have to go through things to know where you're going to be.

05:11:17.100 Like, you kind of have to.

05:11:18.900 You can't just, like, that's kind of like experiencing life.

05:11:22.020 You're going to know more than just reading a book about it.

05:11:24.900 You've got to go and do it.

05:11:26.440 Well, I don't know.

05:11:27.100 I actually, if I'm dating, if I'm dating a girl, I actually want to protect her from as many things as possible that could potentially hurt her.

05:11:38.900 Yeah.

05:11:39.300 Like, I don't want, like, frankly, a lot of women in the entertainment industry, for example, like, the entertainment industry, super cutthroat, super toxic, a lot of, like, weird people, both men and women. 0.99

05:11:52.620 And what I found in terms of, like, women in the entertainment industry, which is actually why I've never dated, like, a content creator or anything.

05:12:02.120 Like, I date, quote, unquote, normal girls. 1.00

05:12:05.620 When you, like, for example, a lawyer, for example, if a woman's an attorney, she typically becomes less of what men are typically attracted to.

05:12:16.340 Because to be a lawyer, you have to be disagreeable, and you become well-practiced in argumentation, and I don't want to argue with a girl, and, you know, expanding beyond just a lawyer. 1.00

05:12:32.760 Like, business women, you business the corporate world super cutthroat, super cutthroat. 1.00

05:12:39.060 And so, you tend to become a bit more masculine.

05:12:43.720 And so, I guess my hope would be to, I guess, protect my girl from my woman, girl, girlfriend, my woman from, like, those sorts of experiences.

05:12:55.500 But then how, like...

05:12:58.020 That was a bunch of word salad.

05:12:59.140 Sorry, guys.

05:13:00.340 I know what you mean, but like...

05:13:01.180 I know, that was word salad on my part.

05:13:03.260 Oh, what a nice response.

05:13:04.420 Like, I want to make enough money so my girl doesn't have to work. 1.00

05:13:14.520 See, that's, like...

05:13:15.400 So, but what is the reason for, like...

05:13:19.960 Why wouldn't you want someone to have, like, their own stance on something?

05:13:25.980 Like, why would you want someone not to be argumentative?

05:13:29.500 Because, so, I, a lot of men, and especially with my work, so, my work's very challenging.

05:13:37.060 I'm not even just talking about the podcast.

05:13:39.120 Most of the stress related to this show is actually stuff that goes on behind the scenes.

05:13:43.800 Andrew can actually attest to this.

05:13:45.800 Recently, we're not going to talk about it, but some, like, just, there's always bogus nonsense going on behind the scenes.

05:13:54.580 Andrew, do you know what I'm talking about?

05:13:55.860 Yeah, just, like, major, major headache stuff.

05:14:00.780 And so, I'm already out in the world trying to combat with the world through my career, through my job.

05:14:07.780 I don't want to have to contend with my partner.

05:14:11.560 I want my partner to be peace.

05:14:13.800 Right.

05:14:14.120 To bring me peace.

05:14:15.580 And actually, like, I don't want to, like, get into debates and argue with girls, even though it's kind of like what I do on this podcast. 0.90

05:14:21.760 With, if I'm dating somebody, I'm never, like, I'm not arguing.

05:14:27.300 I just want it to be chill.

05:14:28.980 I don't like to argue any of that stuff.

05:14:30.860 But who's conceding then?

05:14:32.300 Because I feel like someone has to, someone's compromising then in that situation.

05:14:37.160 Yeah, that's, well, so I actually will agree with you here and give you an olive branch.

05:14:42.420 I do think that there would be a concession, and that is submission of the woman. 0.97

05:14:45.900 That's where, okay, that's, yeah, that's where I disagree then.

05:14:50.860 Well, yeah, what's, what's wrong with a woman submitting to a man? 1.00

05:14:53.400 I just don't, like, I understand, like, there can be scenarios, like, there are scenarios, like, you know, intimacy and stuff like that.

05:15:01.980 There are scenarios where, like, that can be a thing.

05:15:03.960 But, like, I don't, I don't know why, like, it wouldn't be valued, like, an opinion on, like, say, like, like you said, like, a debater on something.

05:15:14.980 Like, like, what fruit is, like, I don't know.

05:15:17.880 You can't really debate on fruit because that's, like, objective.

05:15:20.020 But, like, something that is subjective.

05:15:23.780 Yeah, but even a thing which is subjective.

05:15:26.120 So, from, from the context that I'm looking at it at, I don't believe that there's any two consciousnesses which exist.

05:15:37.140 Consciousnessness.

05:15:38.700 Consciousnesses?

05:15:39.480 Consciousness.

05:15:40.080 Yeah.

05:15:40.800 It's a joke.

05:15:41.560 Kidding.

05:15:42.120 Trying to lighten the mood.

05:15:43.420 I don't think that there's ever going to be two people who come into contact where one doesn't ultimately end up dominating the other to some degree.

05:15:50.980 I don't even believe that that's possible.

05:15:52.600 I don't think that there's ever going to be a such thing as true equality between two people ever.

05:15:57.700 I don't even think that such a thing is a possibility.

05:16:01.500 So, if you're in a relationship with another person, one person is going to be the dominant head.

05:16:07.780 Why would that person not logically be the person who is physically stronger and the person who has to go and make the bread and make the financial choices for the household?

05:16:18.460 That seems to kind of track and follow.

05:16:20.560 Well, the protector is going to be the person who ultimately is looked at as the leader and the leader of the household.

05:16:27.400 So, why shouldn't the woman submit to him? 0.95

05:16:31.960 Here's what I would be interested in hearing is what would you define as submission?

05:16:36.560 Well, can you let her answer real quick?

05:16:38.240 Oh, sure.

05:16:38.540 Just real quick.

05:16:39.040 So, I would say, like, for that, so that's, like, my issue with that is, like, you don't value my opinion on, like, you said financial decisions, right?

05:16:58.080 That's not true.

05:16:58.620 But you said, like, you're the dominant, like, you're the end-all, be-all.

05:17:03.960 So, I think, yeah.

05:17:05.480 Well, I think you're making, like, a conflation.

05:17:09.320 It's not that, so, for instance, I'm married.

05:17:11.640 I value my wife's opinion.

05:17:14.100 But what if we're having a conflict and I don't agree with her?

05:17:18.060 If I say, look, you know, I don't agree.

05:17:20.540 I think right now it's the time for our family to take risk.

05:17:24.440 And you don't think it's time for our family to take risk.

05:17:27.980 While I value your opinion and your input, ultimately the decision falls on me to make that choice.

05:17:34.100 And so, I'm going to lead our family towards risk, let's say.

05:17:37.400 Or less risk.

05:17:38.700 Let's say she says, I want to do something which is more risky to our finances.

05:17:44.700 Ultimately, that falls on me to make that choice.

05:17:47.620 Because there's only going to ever be one person who is the head, whether it's the woman or the man.

05:17:53.840 I just think that it seems to be preferable that the man is the head.

05:17:57.760 Women seem to prefer it, and men seem to prefer it. 0.94

05:18:01.840 So, you're saying, like, if you guys have a disagreement, you're the end decision?

05:18:06.640 Of course.

05:18:07.440 That's why I wanted to know how you define submission.

05:18:10.660 Because I do have a thought I'd like to share, but I'd like to hear your definition of it first,

05:18:15.560 so I know where we're coming from.

05:18:18.620 I would say it would probably be...

05:18:25.560 Like, at the end of the day, that's, like, the final...

05:18:32.000 Like, who has the final say?

05:18:33.240 That's the final thing, yeah.

05:18:34.740 Okay.

05:18:35.460 Yeah.

05:18:36.100 In that sense, real quick, I would just say, like, you can think about it like...

05:18:40.940 Just think about, like, a platonic relationship, though.

05:18:44.180 Like, you and your friend.

05:18:45.640 I understand in this scenario, you're not talking about that.

05:18:48.980 But, like, in you and someone you really respect, if you want to think about someone you respect

05:18:54.540 and think about it in that type of way, I don't understand how you can respect that person

05:19:00.480 and have them always submit to your final decision.

05:19:04.280 How can you still respect that person, though?

05:19:06.240 Okay.

05:19:06.580 Why is it...

05:19:07.580 Well, that's, like...

05:19:08.680 Let me kind of give you an easy counter to this.

05:19:12.240 I have children.

05:19:13.900 I respect my children.

05:19:15.920 But they're going to adhere to my word, whether I respect them or not. 0.97

05:19:19.680 If I think that they're doing something, they're fucking up in some way. 0.95

05:19:24.840 For instance, let's say they want to put their hand in their fire. 0.94

05:19:27.300 I'm not going to respect them enough to let them do that.

05:19:29.900 They're going to respect me instead.

05:19:32.700 And they're not going to put their hand in the fire regardless of what they want.

05:19:36.980 I don't care what they want.

05:19:38.280 They're going to do what they're told because it's for their safety.

05:19:42.000 And that's what's going to happen.

05:19:44.840 What's wrong?

05:19:45.760 What's actually wrong with that?

05:19:47.720 What is the problem with me?

05:19:50.220 Are you saying I don't respect them because I won't let them make decisions which are bad for them?

05:19:55.780 I think what she's...

05:19:57.600 Wait, hold on.

05:19:57.920 Actually, let me just devil's advocate this.

05:19:59.800 Yeah, but, Andrew, women aren't children. 1.00

05:20:03.060 The thing is, though, is that the whole night we've been hearing about how women are infantilized

05:20:08.120 and they have to shave their body hair so that they could be more like...

05:20:12.100 But that aside, we'll let that go for a second.

05:20:14.000 But the point principle here is not whether or not women are children. 1.00

05:20:18.260 I agree that they're not.

05:20:19.620 And I don't infantilize women. 0.84

05:20:21.620 I think that they are perfectly capable of making decisions and be held to account for those decisions. 0.97

05:20:26.840 But the point still stands that if I see anybody who's fucking up and doing something which is against their own interest

05:20:35.160 and I'm responsible for their interests, then it falls as a duty to me to step in and do something about that. 0.96

05:20:42.840 And that includes my wife.

05:20:44.040 That includes my children.

05:20:45.200 That would include my brother, my sister, anybody who's an extension of my family, wouldn't it?

05:20:50.000 But how do you trust that you have the best decision on that, then?

05:20:57.480 Trust.

05:20:58.340 How do you know that you have the best and all-be-all decision?

05:21:00.320 It doesn't come down to trust.

05:21:03.000 It comes down to who can.

05:21:05.300 It comes down to who can.

05:21:07.660 And so the thing is, is that there are those who can and there are those who can't.

05:21:11.760 Ultimately, in a family dynamic, men can do things women can't do, and women can't do very much men can't. 0.51

05:21:20.080 And that is the truth.

05:21:21.820 You may not like that truth, but all I would ask you to do to disprove this is tell me a thing which you think

05:21:29.140 that women are going to generally be better at than men inside of a home setting.

05:21:35.900 I'd like to know what that is, but I can name for you many things men are going to generally be much better at than women. 0.86

05:21:42.260 Give birth.

05:21:45.040 So their primary edict?

05:21:48.280 The thing which I agree is their primary function?

05:21:51.820 Well, you really got me with that one.

05:21:54.320 I know.

05:21:55.260 I handed it to you.

05:21:56.500 Can you give me the example?

05:21:57.500 She's trying to be nice to you. 0.86

05:21:58.440 Can you give me the example?

05:21:59.020 She gave me a layup.

05:22:00.400 Yeah.

05:22:01.360 So I wanted you to hit, you know, a home run, so to speak.

05:22:07.040 Yeah, well, that was quite the home run.

05:22:08.820 But anyway, back over to you, Red.

05:22:12.500 I say that because I don't remember names.

05:22:14.740 It's nothing personal.

05:22:17.320 But Red Hair, can you tell me what you think that women are going to be more dominant in in the household than men? 1.00

05:22:23.380 More dominant?

05:22:23.840 What they're going to be more skilled at, better at?

05:22:25.500 Like, in an average sense, if we're talking about, like, in society, what averagely they would be maybe excelling in.

05:22:35.780 Yeah.

05:22:36.620 What are they going to be better at?

05:22:37.840 Maybe consoling.

05:22:42.560 Maybe consoling children.

05:22:44.560 What?

05:22:45.760 Like, maybe.

05:22:49.400 I would also, like, I don't know, though, because, like, I feel like there's different.

05:22:53.320 Like, I know both circumstances where, like, some women are shut down emotionally towards their children and some men aren't.

05:23:02.340 So there's, like, roles reversed in certain ways.

05:23:05.080 Well, I guess ultimately we can reduce it to, do you think that women are better at leading households than men?

05:23:12.380 That's the question.

05:23:13.820 No.

05:23:14.200 I think it, no.

05:23:16.320 No.

05:23:17.380 And so, you know, it really comes down to that.

05:23:20.160 Men are better at leading households. 0.98

05:23:21.820 And because of that, generally, women need to submit. 1.00

05:23:25.520 I got to move it on.

05:23:26.960 I got to move it on.

05:23:27.700 I have a really big thing I've been waiting on.

05:23:29.660 Go ahead.

05:23:29.680 Go ahead.

05:23:29.800 Okay.

05:23:30.400 So, basically, if you're going to trust the man to have your best interests at heart and in mind, you better be darn sure before you get into that situation.

05:23:43.020 All right?

05:23:43.400 So, don't marry the guy if his character is not the character that you can know beyond the shadow of a doubt that he would have.

05:23:55.020 Yes, you can.

05:23:55.980 Give it enough time and you'll see.

05:23:58.540 But the other thing I was going to say earlier is that, actually, the scriptures, talking about Christianity, the scriptures talk about the wife submitting to her husband as the head of the family and everything, right?

05:24:12.100 Are you religious?

05:24:12.600 I don't think that's going to work on her that way.

05:24:15.400 Well, I just wanted to tell her this because this is important.

05:24:18.200 It goes to the question she had about submission.

05:24:22.300 And the very next scripture that people don't talk about is it talks about being submissive to each other.

05:24:29.900 It's talking to the same married couple.

05:24:31.860 And the man is supposed to be selfless, give his life for his wife.

05:24:37.360 And that's how committed he is.

05:24:39.460 And the wife is supposed to give respect to her husband and submit to his final say. 0.88

05:24:44.980 And then you're supposed to submit to each other.

05:24:46.960 So that goes to what your question was.

05:24:49.280 Well, what if she disagrees?

05:24:49.960 No, you're not supposed to submit to each other.

05:24:51.920 In that way.

05:24:52.640 Yes.

05:24:52.940 That's what the scripture says.

05:24:54.220 Submit to one another.

05:24:56.180 Yeah.

05:24:56.380 What scripture?

05:24:57.560 No, no, no.

05:24:58.200 I'm not going to let you back off of this.

05:24:59.860 What scripture do you think it says?

05:25:01.540 So I'm going to read you some scripture.

05:25:04.120 Some first Corinthians.

05:25:05.460 So.

05:25:06.280 Yeah.

05:25:06.600 No, no.

05:25:07.380 Hang on, please.

05:25:08.020 That's not what it says.

05:25:08.380 I'm still speaking.

05:25:09.460 Hold on.

05:25:09.720 In here.

05:25:10.080 I'm going to help you.

05:25:10.960 Yeah, I know you're speaking.

05:25:11.800 No, you can.

05:25:12.380 I'm speaking to you.

05:25:12.820 No, but you can wait until I made my point.

05:25:15.100 And then you can correct me just like you ask other people to do.

05:25:18.140 I can correct you now, too.

05:25:19.080 So when you're talking about submission, you made a big error here.

05:25:22.240 You can give me the same respect as what you've been asking other people.

05:25:24.860 Are you supposed to correct men when it comes to theology?

05:25:28.740 Hey, I.

05:25:29.600 Are you supposed to correct men when it comes to theology?

05:25:32.320 I am speaking right now.

05:25:33.700 I'm not.

05:25:34.180 Are you supposed to correct men when it comes to theology or not?

05:25:37.640 We're not in a church.

05:25:38.940 I'm sorry.

05:25:39.460 Are you supposed to correct men when it comes to theology?

05:25:41.960 I am speaking to her.

05:25:43.560 Yeah, I know.

05:25:43.980 I'm speaking to you.

05:25:44.820 And you can wait until I'm finished speaking.

05:25:46.080 And I'm speaking to you.

05:25:46.560 No, you wait.

05:25:47.040 And then you can correct whatever you feel like needs to be corrected.

05:25:50.120 No, I'm sorry.

05:25:51.060 Are you supposed to correct men on theology?

05:25:53.240 Anyway, as I was saying, if they disagree, and the wife feels very strongly in disagreement,

05:25:57.880 in effect, they should hold off on the decision being made. 0.99

05:26:01.480 Yeah, that's all bullshit. 0.99

05:26:02.520 I wouldn't listen to anything. 1.00

05:26:03.500 Andrew, that's all false gospel.

05:26:04.700 Excuse me.

05:26:05.100 Andrew, just let it finish.

05:26:05.660 You're being disrespectful.

05:26:07.220 I am being disrespectful.

05:26:08.560 You're not supposed to correct men on theology.

05:26:10.640 I don't.

05:26:11.000 You're a woman.

05:26:12.380 I am not.

05:26:13.060 You're supposedly a Christian.

05:26:14.780 Stop correcting men on theology.

05:26:16.760 I am speaking to this young lady here.

05:26:19.220 I know what you're speaking to.

05:26:20.020 I'm not speaking to you.

05:26:21.300 And you're being corrected by men on theology.

05:26:22.940 Aren't you supposed to be a Christian and be silent? 1.00

05:26:25.740 No!

05:26:27.580 Okay.

05:26:27.920 Wow.

05:26:29.300 I would say I'm just ignoring him.

05:26:31.660 And I'm going to finish my thought.

05:26:33.940 And that is that if a man is truly doing what the scripture says, then he is going to...

05:26:41.760 Okay, yeah.

05:26:42.960 He is going to listen to his wife's opinion.

05:26:45.960 He's going to listen to her counsel.

05:26:48.180 And he's going to take that to heart.

05:26:51.280 And in effect, they shouldn't have a decision being made.

05:26:54.260 It shouldn't be a dogmatic, you're doing this.

05:26:57.180 It doesn't matter how you feel.

05:26:58.620 That's not the way it goes.

05:27:00.260 Yeah.

05:27:00.480 Oh, well, let's see if we can't correct some of this nonsense that she just tried to fill 0.56

05:27:04.740 your head with. 0.99

05:27:05.320 If she ever stops the woman prattle of the Protestant nonsense. 1.00

05:27:09.560 Let's see if we can correct some of this. 0.69

05:27:10.940 Oh, geez.

05:27:11.860 Andrew, first.

05:27:12.500 So first, let's start with wives, submit yourself unto your own husbands as unto the 0.99

05:27:16.620 Lord.

05:27:17.040 Who is the Lord?

05:27:20.900 Who is the Lord?

05:27:25.240 Oh, now suddenly, cat's got your tongue?

05:27:27.480 It's your turn to talk.

05:27:27.960 You don't want to be corrected by man?

05:27:29.680 It's your turn to talk.

05:27:30.600 Go ahead.

05:27:31.580 Yeah, so answer my question.

05:27:32.760 Wives, submit yourself unto your own husbands as unto the Lord. 0.59

05:27:35.800 I'm not discussing it with you.

05:27:36.160 What does that mean?

05:27:37.440 Go ahead and explain to everybody.

05:27:39.720 Explain to everybody your views.

05:27:41.780 I'll move that right over there.

05:27:42.820 Wives, submit yourselves unto your husband as unto the Lord.

05:27:46.640 What does that mean?

05:27:49.460 You don't know?

05:27:50.300 Suddenly, cat's got you.

05:27:51.180 Do you don't know?

05:27:51.820 Suddenly?

05:27:52.140 No, I know what I think.

05:27:53.800 I'm letting you.

05:27:54.600 I'm giving you the respect of letting you speak.

05:27:56.060 Wives, submit yourselves unto your husbands as you would unto the Lord.

05:27:59.480 What does that mean?

05:28:03.120 You don't know?

05:28:04.180 I do know.

05:28:05.020 I'm not speaking to you.

05:28:05.760 Then tell me what I mean.

05:28:06.820 Yeah, you're not speaking to me now.

05:28:07.780 I'm letting you explain your thoughts.

05:28:08.420 Now, suddenly, when your Christian values are put up to correction from a man, suddenly,

05:28:13.980 suddenly, your cat's got your tongue.

05:28:17.020 She just doesn't feel like she needs to explain herself to you.

05:28:19.640 Andrew, you're so offensive and embrace very simple.

05:28:20.840 No, I can't do that.

05:28:22.200 There's so many flakes on you.

05:28:23.360 Now, back to this.

05:28:24.140 Back to this.

05:28:24.820 Andrew.

05:28:25.120 Can you explain what that means?

05:28:28.200 Look at all these flakes, bro.

05:28:30.320 Andrew, you explain what it means.

05:28:31.080 Don't you dare, Andrew. 0.98

05:28:32.620 He's an animal.

05:28:34.020 It's not.

05:28:34.460 Now it's on your mic.

05:28:35.460 It was on your shirt.

05:28:36.240 Andrew, just you explain instead of asking us.

05:28:38.620 I don't have to do what he says.

05:28:40.280 I know. 0.98

05:28:40.900 It's so silly. 0.64

05:28:41.980 What does that mean? 0.91

05:28:43.980 Wives, submit yourself unto your husband as unto the Lord.

05:28:46.720 The problem is, is that you've just got what's called a false gospel.

05:28:50.640 It's why women shouldn't teach ever. 1.00

05:28:52.820 She's teaching mutual submission.

05:28:56.100 She's teaching mutual submission.

05:28:58.240 There's nothing about mutual submission.

05:29:00.660 Wives, submit yourself unto your husbands as unto the Lord.

05:29:04.400 Who is the Lord?

05:29:05.960 That is God.

05:29:07.200 You're supposed to submit yourself unto your husbands as you would unto God. 0.53

05:29:11.100 This is not mutual submission.

05:29:13.100 You should have let me move it on.

05:29:15.700 You should have let me move it on.

05:29:17.080 I told you.

05:29:18.560 Next question.

05:29:19.500 Hold on.

05:29:19.740 That was your fault.

05:29:20.060 So, I got to move it on.

05:29:21.800 I got to move it on.

05:29:23.460 Okay.

05:29:24.080 Thanks, Brian.

05:29:25.900 Okay.

05:29:27.260 Please do.

05:29:27.820 Going to you.

05:29:31.300 I'll get into your notes.

05:29:32.600 I know you've had a lot to say.

05:29:34.200 Serena, we'll finally wrap this up.

05:29:38.300 Do you think you'll be better looking in 10 years?

05:29:41.040 Whoa.

05:29:41.400 Oh, my God.

05:29:42.080 We never answered it.

05:29:45.720 She never got to answer that.

05:29:47.940 Two hours later, and we're still on.

05:29:49.340 Wait.

05:29:49.540 How is it?

05:29:50.140 Why is that funny?

05:29:51.200 She didn't answer.

05:29:53.300 She didn't get to answer.

05:29:54.200 I know.

05:29:54.800 Hey, I got a good memory.

05:29:55.580 Okay, I'll answer straight to the point.

05:29:57.680 Yeah.

05:29:57.940 10 years?

05:29:58.520 Sure.

05:29:59.120 41, kind of reaching it.

05:30:00.440 51, not so much.

05:30:02.480 Metabolism slowing down.

05:30:03.680 Yeah.

05:30:04.340 So, wait.

05:30:05.160 31, yes, better looking than now at 21.

05:30:08.420 41, maybe?

05:30:09.840 Maybe.

05:30:10.680 Maybe.

05:30:11.160 Okay.

05:30:11.680 And then what about you?

05:30:12.580 Better looking at 64?

05:30:15.000 No, no, of course not.

05:30:16.540 But I'll still be beautiful.

05:30:18.160 You are.

05:30:18.620 Yeah, that's not what we're saying.

05:30:19.480 Yeah, but no, not better looking.

05:30:20.900 You can still be good looking.

05:30:23.000 Life is life.

05:30:24.100 Yeah.

05:30:26.000 Yeah.

05:30:27.200 And then.

05:30:27.960 I'm okay with that.

05:30:29.140 I would like an answer to my question.

05:30:30.860 No, thank you.

05:30:31.600 Or you can just say I refuse to answer the question.

05:30:34.580 What do you think wives submit yourself unto your own husbands? 1.00

05:30:37.220 I'm not speaking to that age.

05:30:38.860 She just said she's not speaking to it, so I do have to move it on.

05:30:42.200 I'm not going to talk to you anymore because you're correcting my theology.

05:30:45.660 I said what I said.

05:30:47.120 I'm going to preach a false heretical doctrine. 0.99

05:30:50.200 You can say what you think.

05:30:51.600 You can't get me to.

05:30:53.040 Well, I think you're a heretic, and I want you to answer to my question. 1.00

05:30:56.300 Oh, shit. 1.00

05:30:56.320 Oh, my God. 1.00

05:30:56.720 Stop being a heretic and answer. 0.95

05:30:58.800 Heretic accusation.

05:31:00.180 No, I've got pretty hair, though.

05:31:01.700 Yes, you do. 1.00

05:31:02.440 Shit. 1.00

05:31:02.660 Yes, you do. 1.00

05:31:03.480 Woman creatures, you know, gay marriage, all this stuff. 1.00

05:31:06.440 Wait.

05:31:06.620 I would like you to actually answer.

05:31:07.880 Let's not get into it.

05:31:09.140 Whatever.

05:31:09.880 We're on the whatever show.

05:31:11.620 She never answered the question, either.

05:31:13.000 So, question, though.

05:31:14.720 Were you better looking at 44 versus 54?

05:31:18.080 No.

05:31:19.220 So, better looking when you were younger.

05:31:20.160 No, I think I was better looking younger.

05:31:21.580 Okay, got it.

05:31:22.160 But I think I peaked it around 30.

05:31:23.800 You did it, boys.

05:31:24.300 We made it.

05:31:24.800 We did it.

05:31:25.200 I'm just going to skip it.

05:31:26.620 Oh, did I?

05:31:28.140 Time permitting, we'll talk about, I guess, why it matters, because you wanted to know that.

05:31:32.260 But I'll give you the quick rundown.

05:31:34.520 Nick, pull up the hypergamy chart super quick. 1.00

05:31:36.060 I'm going to do the 30-second version of this.

05:31:38.860 Here is the 30-second version.

05:31:43.340 Okay.

05:31:43.820 This is hypergamy.

05:31:45.160 And so, on the left is whom men would happily partner with.

05:31:48.340 On the right, whom women would happily partner with.

05:31:50.720 So, what ends up happening, if you have a cohort of women who overestimate their physical attractiveness 1.00

05:31:58.160 and their attractiveness in general in the dating marketplace, they're going to be chasing

05:32:03.620 after men who are, not to be mean to these women, who are, quite frankly, out of their league.

05:32:09.040 And so, what ends up happening, especially with the hookup culture that we have, is women 1.00

05:32:13.320 have sexual access to men who are out of their league.

05:32:16.400 But you can't really say the same thing about men.

05:32:18.420 Like, if a man steps to a woman who's outside of his league, he's going to get an instant

05:32:22.480 rejection.

05:32:23.980 Like, if I step to a really attractive girl, I'm getting an instant rejection.

05:32:29.220 She's not going to consider me for even a casual hookup.

05:32:33.420 Whereas men, if we encounter a woman who we deem as, and objectively, let's say objectively, 0.93

05:32:41.360 is deemed as less attractive than us, we'll still consider her for short-term sex, right?

05:32:47.000 So, what ends up happening is women of a certain attractiveness level can get sex from men outside 0.67

05:32:53.860 of their league. 0.95

05:32:54.780 What ends up happening is women will think that because I can get sex from this guy, he's 0.91

05:32:59.500 X amount of attractive.

05:33:01.800 That's now my league.

05:33:03.920 Then, but they'll never get commitment.

05:33:05.940 This is where women just get continuously in these situationships. 1.00

05:33:09.220 They never get commitment. 0.99

05:33:10.420 All these fuckboys, they start to actually resent men. 0.99

05:33:13.280 And so, because of that, they'll actually look at men who are on their level or in their 0.97

05:33:20.620 league as settling or below them, even though those are the men who are probably most likely

05:33:26.580 to treat them well and give them commitment and monogamy.

05:33:29.780 In addition to that, one of the major factors and differentials here is that, so, as a guy,

05:33:38.160 if I can sleep with a girl, there's a very high probability that I can get that girl into 1.00

05:33:44.640 a long-term monogamous relationship. 0.98

05:33:47.060 It's not clear to me if, as a woman, just because you can fuck a guy, you can get him 0.99

05:33:53.080 into a relationship. 0.99

05:33:54.700 So, that's a major differential there.

05:33:56.700 I'm not saying, like, look, some women engage in hookups and they have no intention of getting 1.00

05:34:00.900 into a relationship.

05:34:02.720 But the big thing here is, again, I'll just state it one more time.

05:34:05.660 So, as a guy, if I can sleep with a girl, very good chance I could get her into a relationship. 1.00

05:34:11.520 But if you sleep with a guy, it's not a guarantee that you can get him into a relationship.

05:34:17.460 And so, for this reason, it's actually more important that women have a reasonable self-assessment 0.97

05:34:23.240 of their own physical attractiveness in the dating marketplace.

05:34:26.180 Otherwise, they're going to be chasing men who are, quite frankly, out of their league and

05:34:30.340 they're going to end up just either, you know, jumping from guy to guy to guy, never getting

05:34:34.340 commitment, constantly stuck in situationships.

05:34:37.900 And then they're going to eventually, you know, maybe down the road after they've had

05:34:41.380 their fun in their 20s, they'll find a guy in their 30s and then settle with him.

05:34:46.200 And it's probably not going to be a great relationship because she thinks she's settling.

05:34:49.380 She could have done better.

05:34:50.140 She's going to be pining over one or two or three guys in her 20s who are much more attractive, 1.00

05:34:55.700 fucked her better, whatever it may be. 0.99

05:34:56.840 So, that's why it matters. 0.99

05:35:00.280 Can I respond?

05:35:01.620 Sure.

05:35:02.400 So, I would say that it would be more about your values when you equal up to a person because

05:35:08.360 wouldn't it have to do with, like, if this person values this, we don't equal, we don't

05:35:14.900 agree on the same values, then we're not going to match up.

05:35:20.200 So, if I don't value something that ends up being a long-term thing, then I'm not going

05:35:27.120 to end up in that place with that person.

05:35:31.320 I think it has, wouldn't it have to do with values at the end of the day? 0.98

05:35:34.620 So, you're fucking men that don't have, you don't have the same values or whatever? 0.92

05:35:39.320 Yeah, if you're not in the same, yeah, if you don't have the same values but you know 0.98

05:35:44.020 they don't have the same values as you, it's not going to work out.

05:35:46.320 Or maybe people have, like, the wrong intentions going into it or think they may have the same

05:35:51.780 intentions but after certain encounters, maybe it just changes.

05:35:55.580 Have you guys, okay, have you guys had the experience of you sleep with a guy and you

05:36:01.120 really want him to be your boyfriend but he says something along the lines of, I'm just

05:36:05.940 not, I'm not ready yet. 0.99

05:36:08.220 Or he strings you along for a couple months, continues to fuck you, and then it just kind 1.00

05:36:12.260 of eventually fizzles away into nothing. 0.99

05:36:14.960 Have you had that experience?

05:36:16.800 So, what do you think that is?

05:36:19.480 What does that attribute to then? 0.95

05:36:21.780 That's you having sex with men who aren't willing to commit to you. 0.93

05:36:25.780 So, what would that be though? 0.91

05:36:27.440 Like, wouldn't that be their values?

05:36:29.520 Like, your values, they're not equaling up.

05:36:33.740 Right, but what I'm saying is that what that could be, what that could be is that you're

05:36:38.840 sleeping with men who are out of your league because you're attracted to them.

05:36:43.400 I think that's just one theory.

05:36:47.940 I don't know if that's, that's not, that's not like a proven thing.

05:36:52.700 Okay, who's more, I mean, I'll just ask you the question.

05:36:56.120 Um, if a guy can sleep with a girl, do you think he has an easier time getting her in 0.96

05:37:03.080 a relationship than the reverse?

05:37:04.400 I would say that's probably true because a lot of women look more for relationships to 1.00

05:37:14.040 begin with.

05:37:14.880 So, I think that's true in that sense.

05:37:17.040 Um, I think men, especially when they're younger, aren't necessarily looking for a relationship

05:37:23.320 like that.

05:37:24.560 So, I'd say, yeah.

05:37:28.640 Okay.

05:37:31.340 I think it just would be, it just would depend on what both of the values are.

05:37:36.420 Like how they equal up.

05:37:41.120 I'm not sure I'm totally following.

05:37:43.780 I'm not sure I am either.

05:37:44.400 Does anyone else want to respond to that statement?

05:37:46.560 I'm not sure I'm following on the values thing.

05:37:49.220 Okay.

05:37:50.200 Um.

05:37:50.700 So, what's the, like, argument, I guess?

05:37:53.880 Like, I don't think it's necessarily about.

05:37:55.900 Okay, here, I'll just, let me ask you it a different way.

05:37:58.280 If you sleep with a guy, how confident, how confident are you that you can get him into

05:38:03.660 a relationship if you sleep with him, uh, within the first three days?

05:38:13.660 I don't even know.

05:38:15.100 I wouldn't say any, anything type of confidence.

05:38:18.020 I would not even know how to answer that question because I think it's more like, it's, it's

05:38:23.940 like deeper than that, right?

05:38:24.800 Because then you don't know, it depends on how much we know each other.

05:38:30.240 We don't know, like, what our values are, how they align.

05:38:34.160 Like, I don't know how to answer that question.

05:38:37.480 Okay.

05:38:39.080 Well, you, so you're looking at it from the point of view of would I date them or would

05:38:44.260 they date me?

05:38:50.420 Your question was would they date me, right?

05:38:53.760 Okay.

05:38:54.460 Um, let's say, have you ever had like a one night stand?

05:38:57.940 Yeah.

05:38:59.500 Yeah.

05:39:00.020 So, um, do you think in a, uh, actually let me frame this a little differently.

05:39:08.800 If you hook up with a guy on the second date, how confident are you that you can turn that

05:39:15.580 second date hookup into a boyfriend?

05:39:21.420 I think what you're saying though, is what each person wants.

05:39:27.060 Sometimes people just want casual sex.

05:39:29.460 Some people value the same things, but yeah, some people value relationships.

05:39:33.380 What I'm saying is like me as a guy, look, there's girls out there that just want to 0.99

05:39:37.040 like the probability, but I'm okay.

05:39:39.120 Here's the other thing that I forgot to mention.

05:39:40.800 So typically in order for a woman to sleep with a guy, the guy needs to be at least physically 1.00

05:39:47.520 attractive enough for her to be in a relationship with him.

05:39:50.480 Whereas for a guy, we'll sleep with a girl who just based on her looks, we would immediately 1.00

05:39:57.440 disqualify for, for a relationship just based on her looks, but we'll still sleep with her. 1.00

05:40:04.080 So what is that?

05:40:05.160 What is that attributed to?

05:40:06.680 Do you think?

05:40:08.820 There is no attribution.

05:40:09.860 What does that mean?

05:40:10.580 Wait, was that just like a statement or was that like more?

05:40:15.180 Cause like, I, I feel like, yes, like what you're saying, like, like, so guys, like if

05:40:20.900 typically women will actually break a rule in the opposite direction. 1.00

05:40:24.300 So in order for a woman to have a one night stand where she otherwise wouldn't, the guy

05:40:30.120 has to be like really physically attractive.

05:40:33.580 Whereas for a guy to have a one night stand with a woman, he's actually going to go the 0.60

05:40:39.120 opposite way where he will, he will have sex with a girl who's less, less attractive than 0.98

05:40:47.960 he would otherwise be in a long-term relationship with. 0.96

05:40:51.540 Now, if he can get a one night stand from a really hot girl, he'll do it. 0.94

05:40:55.100 But men are willing to have casual sex down. 0.90

05:40:58.840 Whereas when women choose to have casual sex, it typically ends up being with men who they 0.98

05:41:04.460 might not be able to get into a relationship, but they can get casual sex from him. 0.94

05:41:09.120 Yeah, I get that.

05:41:10.620 The silence in this room is palpable, by the way, because you all know I'm right.

05:41:15.920 Okay.

05:41:17.580 I, I mean, I feel like you, you, you, you guys, it's the difference of, it's the difference

05:41:24.000 of the way that men and women view sex.

05:41:26.120 I mean, that's the foundational thing.

05:41:28.620 Yeah.

05:41:28.740 And there's a chemical reaction that happens in a woman where she has attachments after she 0.98

05:41:34.100 sleeps with a man.

05:41:34.980 So it's a different brain chemistry that happens.

05:41:38.860 Absolutely.

05:41:39.420 So it's bonding.

05:41:40.600 Yeah.

05:41:40.780 It's a bonding.

05:41:42.020 And, you know, that's the beauty about men and women because we have different men have

05:41:49.800 a different drive than women. 1.00

05:41:51.480 And then women have that chemistry that happens after they sleep with a man. 1.00

05:41:56.180 So, right.

05:41:57.680 But I mean, just to reiterate kind of, again, what I'm saying. 0.98

05:42:00.600 So, yes, I heard what you said, like a man will sleep with someone just to have sex.

05:42:06.880 Whereas a woman has higher criteria or standards because she wants to have this man be someone 1.00

05:42:14.080 that she wants to date.

05:42:15.100 So, like, if a woman is kind of on the lookout for casual sexual encounter, like, she's going 0.85

05:42:20.620 to be, like, hyper-focused in on, like, a really hot, attractive guy if she's inclined

05:42:25.480 to go get that casual sex.

05:42:27.880 Whereas a guy, he's going to just be like, I'll get whatever I can take. 0.99

05:42:32.920 Mm-hmm.

05:42:33.240 Right.

05:42:34.400 And so, that opens up this potential for men who are, frankly, more attractive than 0.97

05:42:41.920 a given woman to have sex with that given woman. 1.00

05:42:45.480 Maybe keep her around as a friend with benefits. 0.95

05:42:47.720 She'll never get commitment.

05:42:49.000 She'll never get a relationship. 0.93

05:42:50.660 And so, that's why it's important for women to realize, again, their, how do I put this

05:43:00.720 best, their attractiveness in the dating marketplace.

05:43:04.400 So, that's why if you got a bunch of girls saying, I'm a 10, I'm a 10, I'm a 10, you're

05:43:09.020 going to be chasing after a certain caliber, a certain tier of guy who you'll never get

05:43:13.420 commitment from.

05:43:14.460 So, women's league is who you can get commitment from, who you can get long-term relationship 1.00

05:43:20.120 from, who you can get marriage from.

05:43:22.160 Your league is not the cohort of men who you can have sex with once or a couple times or

05:43:28.480 even friends with benefits.

05:43:29.400 That's not your league ever. 0.68

05:43:31.860 Whereas, for men, our league is pretty much anywhere from any girl we can have sex with.

05:43:40.160 That's our league in terms of physical appearance.

05:43:43.800 Sounds good.

05:43:45.240 Sounds normal.

05:43:46.220 Checks out pretty.

05:43:46.980 Yeah.

05:43:47.600 I mean, if you have a lot of guy friends, you get to hear that kind of conversation, which

05:43:53.500 I have.

05:43:54.620 And so, and I grew up with brothers that look a lot like you two.

05:43:59.240 One dark, one light one.

05:44:01.240 And, you know, it's just, it's part of kind of life that guys have.

05:44:05.860 Well, do you, would you guys agree with this statement?

05:44:09.000 Women sleep with who they want. 1.00

05:44:10.520 Men sleep with who they can. 0.99

05:44:12.520 Yeah, I agree with that.

05:44:13.860 Say that's a mess.

05:44:14.960 Anyways, let's see.

05:44:16.540 Let's get into some notes here.

05:44:18.560 I need to get Serena in the conversation.

05:44:21.360 Okay.

05:44:21.920 Let's do Twitch, Nick.

05:44:23.100 And yeah, I'll probably drop it for a little bit.

05:44:26.760 Guys, twitch.tv slash whatever.

05:44:28.380 Drops a follow, drops a Prime sub.

05:44:29.660 If you have one, twitch.tv slash whatever.

05:44:33.900 Guys, it has been 31 minutes since we've had a Prime.

05:44:38.700 I think it's bugged.

05:44:39.840 I think Twitch is broken, boys.

05:44:42.560 Drop us a follow in a Prime sub, boys.

05:44:45.740 Thank you.

05:44:46.060 Thank you.

05:44:46.360 Appreciate it.

05:44:48.280 And let me get into some of my pre-show notes here.

05:44:51.280 We have, oh, AB Check.

05:44:54.460 Thank you for the gifted 20 memberships, man.

05:44:55.920 Appreciate it.

05:44:57.000 Serena, you said you have way too many crazy, unique dating stories.

05:45:01.280 How many first dates?

05:45:02.080 Oh, so how many first dates have you been on?

05:45:06.480 Probably like a handful.

05:45:09.140 I lost count, but it's been a while since I've been on a first date now.

05:45:15.380 Okay.

05:45:16.060 Well, isn't it, I mean, you've only been dating your guy for, well, six months.

05:45:19.940 I think after, probably after my long-term relationship, I experienced dating here and online dating.

05:45:29.720 And it was very different from growing up in a very small town.

05:45:33.320 So I met a bunch of different people.

05:45:36.300 Didn't really know what it was like to date outside of what I knew.

05:45:41.000 So, okay.

05:45:43.740 And you said that you wanted to talk about splitting the check.

05:45:50.120 Oh, yeah.

05:45:50.700 I went on this date with a guy and I've actually never, I've never had to pay for a date before besides this one.

05:46:00.280 With your current, is this your current boyfriend?

05:46:01.560 No, this is not my current boyfriend.

05:46:02.840 Okay.

05:46:04.400 But we had a conversation.

05:46:05.700 He asked me how I felt about splitting the check.

05:46:08.160 And I've never split the check.

05:46:09.700 So I was just kind of like, okay, yeah, like, I guess I'm fine with it.

05:46:15.340 I do prefer guys paying for the first date just because, like, they want, to me, it shows that they want interest to spend time with me.

05:46:23.840 I'm like, okay, well, then I want to spend time with you, too.

05:46:28.300 And instead of splitting the check, I ended up actually spending the whole, paying for the whole date.

05:46:36.160 Ew.

05:46:37.140 Was there a second date?

05:46:38.900 No, there wasn't a second date.

05:46:40.640 Because of the check thing?

05:46:42.280 I would have been fine splitting the check.

05:46:44.400 But going in there, yeah, there was just not a second date.

05:46:48.800 Wait, and you paid the whole bill?

05:46:50.400 I did.

05:46:51.520 How did that happen?

05:46:52.460 How?

05:46:52.860 Yeah.

05:46:53.300 How'd this happen?

05:46:53.780 It was state street, parking, duh, you don't pay for parking after 10.

05:47:00.900 I was like, okay, then I'll pay for a food shirt, go ahead.

05:47:04.220 He's like, okay, maybe he paid, like, two bucks for, like, parking.

05:47:07.080 But then I ended up spending, like, $15, $20 on food.

05:47:11.600 And you said all your other first dates, the guy always paid?

05:47:15.540 Yeah, I've offered to split or, like, offer to pay my part.

05:47:18.640 But all the guys I've been with have paid or have put my card away.

05:47:24.320 There wasn't a second date because you had to pay for the date?

05:47:31.100 It was just, I mean, I don't know if it had to be the main portion of why I didn't want to see him.

05:47:38.600 But it was a, I think, was a significant...

05:47:40.880 Were you upset by it?

05:47:42.680 Yes.

05:47:42.900 Even for, even not in a major way.

05:47:45.440 Yeah, I think I was upset about it.

05:47:47.800 So you were upset about, essentially, the experience that all the other men that you've dated, like, you were in their shoes, basically.

05:48:03.580 I get, oh, I see what you mean by, like, expecting them to pay?

05:48:10.280 Or is that what you mean?

05:48:12.380 Can I ask you a question?

05:48:13.980 Did he ask you out or did you ask him out?

05:48:16.840 He asked me out.

05:48:18.480 And...

05:48:18.800 W.

05:48:19.520 Then you paid?

05:48:20.960 W.

05:48:21.200 And then I paid.

05:48:23.160 For sure, I'm leaving.

05:48:25.760 I was pretty nice person.

05:48:28.440 Like, I'm not going to...

05:48:29.680 I see it.

05:48:30.240 Like, I was just, like, I was in the situation, like, I guess it's already happening.

05:48:34.260 Yeah, I'll pay.

05:48:34.900 Well, especially when he asked you to, like, split it and then he's expecting you to pay everything.

05:48:40.000 Then that's kind of, like, that's more like a weasel.

05:48:43.300 Because if I say to someone, oh...

05:48:45.020 He wanted you for a free day.

05:48:46.620 He wanted you for free, like, food.

05:48:49.000 He used you.

05:48:50.760 You know, because...

05:48:51.380 I mean, he's asked to go out a couple more times, but I just want...

05:48:54.180 Because he wants more free food.

05:48:55.580 Yeah. 1.00

05:48:56.140 What the fuck? 1.00

05:48:58.000 Foodie call. 1.00

05:48:58.860 He's hustling.

05:48:59.720 Yeah, he wants foodie calls.

05:49:01.120 And so, you haven't had a lot of opportunity to speak throughout the show.

05:49:04.240 I mean, were there any of the topics that came out throughout this evening?

05:49:08.040 Were there any topics that...

05:49:09.120 I saw a couple times you leaned into the microphone, but you didn't really get a chance to speak.

05:49:14.000 So, if there's anything that you wanted to, like, touch on from previous convos.

05:49:18.760 Honestly, it's been a long couple of hours that everything's become a blob that I can't remember.

05:49:26.840 Seven hours.

05:49:28.560 Yeah.

05:49:28.880 Seven hours.

05:49:29.740 Yeah, you're right.

05:49:30.400 It's been seven hours.

05:49:31.480 Yeah.

05:49:31.640 Oh, my goodness.

05:49:32.120 So, you got anything, or...?

05:49:35.120 Brian, I feel like yawning.

05:49:39.540 I like piggybacking off of other people's stories and listening.

05:49:44.000 Okay.

05:49:44.120 Okay.

05:49:45.100 All right.

05:49:46.820 Is Andrew frozen?

05:49:48.600 He's been like that for a while, I noticed.

05:49:49.480 He's listening.

05:49:52.000 Intensely listening.

05:49:52.680 What happened to Andrew?

05:49:54.060 No, it's a fake.

05:49:55.860 It's the Lord's doing.

05:49:57.840 Oh, he's back.

05:49:58.560 Why was it so alarming when you came back?

05:50:03.960 In your notes, you said meeting a good guy, he will do what he wants to do?

05:50:08.780 I think so.

05:50:09.540 I think my boyfriend currently has shown me what it's like to have...

05:50:13.520 It's fine.

05:50:14.320 I don't know.

05:50:15.000 I think he's been the best guy I've ever been with because he wants to do things, even if I don't want him to.

05:50:24.040 He will offer to, like, do laundry.

05:50:29.580 Like, I want to show, like, I want to contribute, but he wants to just show, because he loves me.

05:50:37.480 Like, he just wants to do it.

05:50:39.960 Wait, do you guys live together?

05:50:41.280 We don't live together.

05:50:42.820 So, wait, when you say does laundry, does his laundry?

05:50:45.360 Like, we'll spend the night...

05:50:46.100 Does he want to do his laundry at your place?

05:50:48.160 Yeah, he'll do...

05:50:49.300 If he has laundry, I'll, like, do his laundry, too.

05:50:51.740 But when I go over to his place, he'll just, like, oh, where's your laundry?

05:50:55.500 Like, I'm going to do it.

05:50:56.380 I'll fold the clothes.

05:50:57.660 Like, you don't have to.

05:50:58.540 I'll be like, oh, but you're putting it in the wash.

05:51:00.760 I can go fold it.

05:51:02.000 He'll want to do that thing.

05:51:03.340 I want to cook, but we can cook together.

05:51:06.060 Are you sure?

05:51:07.300 Or, no, then let me just cook for you.

05:51:09.320 Let me make you lunch.

05:51:10.300 Let me make you dinner.

05:51:11.240 And you can just take it to work, because you wake up early in the morning and commute.

05:51:16.960 So considerate.

05:51:18.220 And then you said, how I knew the relationship I am in right now is different.

05:51:25.840 I think I just feel very secure.

05:51:29.080 Like, I'm usually very anxious and avoidant.

05:51:32.340 Like, I don't like talking about my emotions or when issues come up.

05:51:36.100 Um, but when he notices things, he addresses it and is very patient with me, and I'll talk

05:51:44.580 about my feelings, and he just, thank you for letting me know how you feel.

05:51:48.780 Like, I'll try to understand where you're coming from, and I want to work on these things.

05:51:55.400 Did you meet him on a dating app?

05:51:58.280 No, I didn't meet him through a dating app.

05:52:00.120 Um, it's my friend's fiance's brother.

05:52:05.120 Aw, how sweet.

05:52:08.040 How old is he?

05:52:09.400 Uh, he's 23.

05:52:11.360 Yeah.

05:52:11.900 Okay.

05:52:12.680 All right.

05:52:13.320 And you're 20, right?

05:52:14.640 I'm 21.

05:52:15.660 Oh.

05:52:16.500 You said, uh, weird experiences, dating, and breakups before the one month?

05:52:22.080 Oh, yeah.

05:52:23.560 There was a, there was a pattern where I, and maybe it's just because it was online dating.

05:52:29.460 I would meet people, talk with them for, like, three, four months, hang out, and then they'd

05:52:35.880 want a relationship, and I'm like, mm, okay, sure, like, I'll try this out.

05:52:43.360 And it just ends up being at the one month that something just goes wrong, and they're

05:52:49.560 just like, mm.

05:52:50.600 Is he okay?

05:52:51.420 Law Paladins just said there's a hurricane.

05:52:54.240 I mean, he's joking.

05:52:56.380 Oh.

05:52:56.980 I'm trying to get out. 1.00

05:52:57.640 Damn, don't joke about that shit, girl. 1.00

05:52:59.780 Okay. 1.00

05:53:00.660 Um, okay.

05:53:04.660 You said you wanted to talk about red flags, hookup phases?

05:53:07.560 Oh.

05:53:07.960 Um, I think my first time hooking up with someone after the three-year relationship, it

05:53:16.160 was, I've, I guess back then I had a type, and I matched with my type, and I was like,

05:53:23.480 oh, this person actually likes me.

05:53:26.060 Um, we talked for a bit, he took me on a really great date, and it was just something that

05:53:32.160 I've never experienced outside of my hometown or, like, high school, and being in college

05:53:37.980 was exciting, and he was older, and then I thought everything was great, we hooked up,

05:53:44.820 and then I didn't see him again, but maybe it was, I know he was following a lot of college

05:53:51.920 girls, um, I thought we had a connection, and then it was just...

05:53:57.780 How old was he?

05:53:59.120 I think he was 28.

05:54:01.740 And you were 20?

05:54:02.740 And it was pretty bad, because I was, like, what, like, probably 19, I wasn't even 20 or

05:54:07.960 21, so.

05:54:09.500 But I, I think, honestly, I was naive, I didn't really know so much about dating.

05:54:13.800 And you said he was exactly your type, though?

05:54:16.500 Like, how, like, white guy?

05:54:18.360 Yeah, I guess white guy, outgoing, like sports, like, very, very plain kind of thing.

05:54:27.780 Back then, when...

05:54:30.780 So, what, I mean, besides just white, what's your type?

05:54:33.500 I don't really have a type now.

05:54:35.380 What do you say he's really...

05:54:36.320 Well, but back then, back then, what I thought was my type...

05:54:41.180 Was what?

05:54:42.080 White guy? 0.84

05:54:42.560 Was white.

05:54:43.040 What's your, uh, current boyfriend?

05:54:44.720 Is he...

05:54:45.080 I mean, yeah, he's white.

05:54:47.860 What, what else?

05:54:49.000 I mean, do you have other, like, blue eyes, brown eyes, blonde hair, dark hair, tall, short,

05:54:55.960 muscular, dad bod?

05:54:59.020 Honestly, I think I've gotten more into personality over...

05:55:03.540 Okay, I see.

05:55:05.380 All right.

05:55:06.560 Good times.

05:55:07.740 Yeah.

05:55:08.060 So, you guys...

05:55:08.880 Good times.

05:55:09.200 Wait, question.

05:55:09.820 So, you went on this date with this guy, 29, whatever.

05:55:13.440 And you guys, did you guys smash?

05:55:17.440 On the first date?

05:55:18.680 Yeah.

05:55:19.040 No.

05:55:19.640 Second date?

05:55:20.380 Yes.

05:55:20.980 Second date, okay.

05:55:21.560 And then, no third date?

05:55:24.820 No third date.

05:55:26.580 So, what happened there?

05:55:27.620 Did you, like, reach back out to him?

05:55:29.480 I did want to hang out.

05:55:31.000 We would have conversations here and there.

05:55:33.000 And then I was like, okay, let's go out.

05:55:35.420 I want to see you again.

05:55:37.180 And, oh, I'm busy.

05:55:39.260 Or, I'm not really feeling it today.

05:55:42.020 Or, like, not feeling going out tonight or drinking.

05:55:44.740 I'm like... 0.99

05:55:46.180 Damn. 1.00

05:55:46.820 Played. 1.00

05:55:47.520 Super fun.

05:55:48.120 So, but, like, how many times did you make the effort to try to, like...

05:55:53.240 Was that the same experience, like, before you hooked up?

05:55:57.500 Like, it was kind of hard to link up?

05:55:59.760 Or was it pretty easy to link up before the smash?

05:56:04.200 I think it was pretty easy before that.

05:56:08.480 How many times did you try to, like, link back up?

05:56:11.260 Once, twice, three times?

05:56:12.800 Two times.

05:56:13.600 Two times?

05:56:14.200 Yeah.

05:56:14.500 Who sent the last text message?

05:56:17.260 Um, I think he did.

05:56:18.820 He did?

05:56:19.480 Yeah.

05:56:19.820 What did...

05:56:20.300 It's just, like, nah, can't chill or something?

05:56:22.520 Yeah.

05:56:23.140 Don't feel like drinking tonight.

05:56:24.980 I'm like, I don't know who said anything about drinking, but...

05:56:27.980 Good times.

05:56:32.000 Yeah, good times.

05:56:33.260 Good times.

05:56:33.920 Yeah. 1.00

05:56:34.360 Damn, her type just let her down. 1.00

05:56:37.560 Let them tell him. 1.00

05:56:38.660 They really did.

05:56:39.120 That...

05:56:39.760 You were...

05:56:40.440 What?

05:56:40.820 That he was your type or whatever?

05:56:42.620 No.

05:56:42.940 Oh, okay.

05:56:44.340 It wasn't worth knowing that he was your type.

05:56:47.380 I think it was...

05:56:48.300 Okay.

05:56:48.940 ...supposed to be that relevant.

05:56:50.720 You mentioned something about red flags.

05:56:52.700 Oh, red flags.

05:56:53.340 What are, like, red flags?

05:56:54.760 I don't know.

05:56:55.640 Dating, I feel like...

05:56:56.940 If you don't...

05:56:59.580 I think guys that I've dated in the past really like the chase.

05:57:05.860 And then...

05:57:06.300 Like the chase?

05:57:06.940 Maybe if you don't...

05:57:08.020 If you don't want to show interest, I feel...

05:57:11.100 I see that.

05:57:12.060 Do you know what I mean?

05:57:12.800 I've definitely noticed that before.

05:57:15.260 Not with all guys, obviously.

05:57:17.080 Then maybe I'm like, okay, I guess I'll hang out with you more.

05:57:20.160 It gets just...

05:57:21.340 I don't know.

05:57:21.860 Maybe connection runs dry and things just kind of fizzle out.

05:57:25.240 Which is fine.

05:57:26.020 Maybe I'm just not their person.

05:57:29.060 Okay.

05:57:32.160 And...

05:57:32.600 Something about hookup phases?

05:57:34.060 Or is that pretty much the story that you just told?

05:57:36.180 Pretty much.

05:57:36.680 I think the first whole year after getting out of a really long-term relationship,

05:57:40.520 I was just experiencing different guys and...

05:57:43.460 Okay.

05:57:44.040 ...trying to figure out what I wanted or what I liked.

05:57:48.400 How many...

05:57:50.400 Did you say experiences?

05:57:52.740 Figuring out?

05:57:53.540 Experimenting?

05:57:54.500 Yeah.

05:57:54.900 How much experimenting was occurring?

05:57:58.900 I don't know.

05:57:59.900 What do you mean?

05:58:00.520 Like...

05:58:01.080 Like you want me to give you numbers or like...

05:58:05.580 Yeah, why not?

05:58:07.280 I don't know.

05:58:08.300 I haven't really paid attention.

05:58:11.560 You don't have like in your notes on your phone just like Billy, Bob.

05:58:16.060 Billy, Bob.

05:58:17.020 Twice.

05:58:17.360 Billy, Bob.

05:58:18.400 Jordan, four times.

05:58:20.360 Tyler.

05:58:22.220 No, I feel like my friends remember more of this stuff than I do.

05:58:26.620 Okay.

05:58:27.100 Yeah.

05:58:27.640 All right.

05:58:28.160 Let's see.

05:58:28.840 Other notes here.

05:58:30.160 Okay.

05:58:30.440 We did her.

05:58:32.560 Serena.

05:58:33.860 We have...

05:58:35.220 Actually, you know what?

05:58:36.060 Before I get into some more of my pre-show notes...

05:58:39.860 Actually, I'll do Dre.

05:58:42.140 Is that you, right?

05:58:43.000 Yeah.

05:58:43.320 Dre.

05:58:43.960 Okay.

05:58:44.240 You said you were stalked by an ex behind a shed slash a push?

05:58:50.120 Yeah.

05:58:51.020 Can you just scoot the mic to the edge?

05:58:53.140 Oh, yeah.

05:58:54.180 Scoot it. 1.00

05:58:54.480 Scoot it. 1.00

05:58:56.200 Scoot it. 1.00

05:58:57.560 Scoot it. 1.00

05:58:58.360 There you go.

05:58:58.900 Good job.

05:58:59.180 So, this is someone I dated my first relationship when I was in eighth grade.

05:59:08.580 Huh?

05:59:09.060 What?

05:59:09.180 Yes.

05:59:10.360 Yep.

05:59:10.620 You're getting stalked in the eighth grade. 0.99

05:59:11.960 Damn, that's right. 0.99

05:59:12.480 Well, this didn't happen in the eighth grade. 0.99

05:59:13.500 It was early to get stalked.

05:59:14.600 This didn't happen in eighth grade.

05:59:16.120 Oh, okay.

05:59:16.860 We first...

05:59:17.580 That was...

05:59:18.120 We were both, like, first relationship, both, and then we dated until I was, like, a sophomore

05:59:24.320 in high school.

05:59:25.360 Frick.

05:59:26.740 We'll just keep going, I guess?

05:59:29.520 Hold on.

05:59:30.080 Let me just keep an eye on it.

05:59:31.560 Just one sec, guys.

05:59:33.300 Sorry.

05:59:33.500 We're getting a bit of lag.

05:59:35.740 This would be a great opportunity to say, twitch.tv slash whatever, drop us a follow, drop

05:59:40.740 us a follow.

05:59:41.300 If you have one, Andrew can still see us.

05:59:43.500 I don't know why this is a new problem that continuously happens.

05:59:47.580 It looks like it's trying to recover.

05:59:49.560 Ooh, it's back down.

05:59:51.160 Dropping frames.

05:59:52.760 Dropping frames.

05:59:53.780 If you're watching this on playback, you're missing out on this juicy stuff.

05:59:58.600 There's Nick in the back.

06:00:00.040 He's coughing.

06:00:01.020 Is he coughing?

06:00:01.900 He's coughing.

06:00:03.000 He's...

06:00:03.440 Oh, fire.

06:00:04.700 Yep.

06:00:05.020 Pull up that chart.

06:00:06.100 It's probably the fires causing our power outage here. 0.98

06:00:08.920 That's why our internet is absolutely fucked. 0.98

06:00:11.480 Look at this lake fire. 0.99

06:00:13.500 Only 12% contained.

06:00:15.160 I don't know what those firemen are doing, but God bless them.

06:00:18.280 They're doing their best.

06:00:20.080 They're doing something.

06:00:20.620 They're doing great.

06:00:21.520 I mean, it was much more smoky yesterday. 1.00

06:00:23.200 They're getting that motherfucker contained. 0.99

06:00:25.380 W's in the chat for the firemen. 0.99

06:00:26.940 The California firefighters who keep us protected while we're in a penthouse apartment talking

06:00:33.360 about dating us pampered in air-conditioned apartment.

06:00:38.100 Shout out the firefighters.

06:00:39.420 W firefighters in the chat.

06:00:42.180 Nobody can even see me in the chat.

06:00:44.240 Pull it back up, Nick.

06:00:45.140 Oh, my God.

06:00:46.200 It is on fire.

06:00:47.520 Oh, my God.

06:00:48.300 The chat is on fire.

06:00:49.200 Look at the lag.

06:00:49.960 Okay.

06:00:50.160 Wait.

06:00:50.340 Is it back? 0.99

06:00:51.040 Oh, it's fucking back, boys. 0.99

06:00:52.720 Boom. 0.99

06:00:53.160 Check that out.

06:00:53.980 41,000.

06:00:55.120 Boom.

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06:00:59.600 Cox Internet can suck my cocks. 1.00

06:01:05.960 Fucking shitty-ass cocks. 1.00

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06:01:08.260 Nick, go to...

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06:01:26.360 This is not even a paid sponsorship.

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06:01:44.900 Frontier.

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06:01:51.140 I've used Cox Internet for over 20 years.

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06:02:06.480 Okay?

06:02:08.120 That was beautiful.

06:02:10.340 That was amazing.

06:02:11.360 That was amazing.

06:02:11.560 Okay.

06:02:11.980 There you go.

06:02:12.320 Yes.

06:02:13.600 All right.

06:02:15.600 Hold on. 1.00

06:02:16.080 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

06:02:18.380 Damn, bro. 1.00

06:02:18.940 Chill. 1.00

06:02:19.440 Okay.

06:02:22.280 Okay.

06:02:22.940 We're back, boys.

06:02:23.800 Where were we?

06:02:24.400 We were talking to Dre.

06:02:26.400 Is it in the interest?

06:02:26.820 We were talking about mutual submission.

06:02:29.700 Can we get back to mutual submission?

06:02:31.360 I really want to discuss mutual submission.

06:02:35.680 It's bothering me, Brian.

06:02:36.780 I would like to discuss it.

06:02:39.260 Real quick.

06:02:40.000 Her story's funny, and it's crazy.

06:02:41.620 Yeah, it's really funny.

06:02:42.440 Can you give us the short version?

06:02:44.200 Yeah.

06:02:44.580 Andrew, we'll get back to it in just a moment.

06:02:46.920 Let me get through her notes, and then we'll get on it.

06:02:49.200 So, yeah, I was just telling you a crazy dating story, and it was like, when I was in eighth

06:02:55.100 grade, me and this guy, like, first relationship ever, both of us, we dated until I was, like,

06:02:59.540 a sophomore in high school.

06:03:00.740 And then after I graduated high school, we got back together, which should have never happened, but we got back together.

06:03:08.840 Probably for, like, two years, and then he ended up, like, stalking me in the town that I live, because we didn't live in the same town.

06:03:18.560 And then one night, I snuck out of my window, and the window was open.

06:03:23.420 Like, it was unlocked, and my laptop was right on my bed, like, right next to my window, and I snuck out.

06:03:31.380 And he came out from behind my shed and was like, where are you going?

06:03:35.280 In her fenced-in backyard.

06:03:37.020 Oh, my gosh.

06:03:37.580 Yeah, and then he was like, I'm going to tell your mom. 1.00

06:03:39.700 I was like, you're insane. 0.99

06:03:40.840 What are you talking about? 0.99

06:03:41.560 You're, like, coming out of my shed right now.

06:03:43.020 And then I, like, jumped the fence and, like, ran away.

06:03:45.700 He ended up stealing my laptop from my window.

06:03:48.800 So, that's a crazy story.

06:03:50.800 Because he wanted to, like, read my text messages.

06:03:52.640 We had broken up, and he was stalking me, trying to, like, get back together.

06:03:56.600 That's the story.

06:03:57.280 All right, and then you said, I don't know if this was a disagreement, imposing views

06:04:04.760 or values onto another.

06:04:07.000 Yeah, that was, like, different.

06:04:08.200 So, that was, like, I was thinking about, like, oh, if you're kind of against posting, like,

06:04:17.040 certain pictures or something on Instagram, like, different values.

06:04:20.820 Because I've been there in, like, a relationship where you're, like, oh, I don't like that they

06:04:27.100 follow, like, like, models or whatever on Instagram, right?

06:04:32.020 Say that's the one of the examples.

06:04:34.540 So, it's kind of, like, something that I thought I had to come to a realization of.

06:04:41.480 And I don't know if I mischaracterized your viewpoint, but I thought it was, like, if you

06:04:47.240 don't like something, a lot of the times that's just, like, what that person, like, does and

06:04:54.480 is.

06:04:55.200 And so, sometimes you don't just don't even mess with that person.

06:04:57.500 Like, if they're following a bunch of, like, Instagram models and that's not what you

06:05:00.360 value, then you just don't mess with that situation.

06:05:03.300 I actually have a, so I do have a rebuttal to this, right?

06:05:06.040 So, prior to dating, let's say a guy was, prior to dating, a woman was posting, like,

06:05:16.500 bikini photos on her Instagram and kind of maybe posting some more provocative stuff. 0.55

06:05:22.060 And you might, you know, have your own opinions on if that's acceptable, not acceptable.

06:05:26.060 But in any case, he had no problem with her engaging in what he considered single behavior.

06:05:31.940 But once they started dating, he wanted her to act in a way that he thought was consistent

06:05:37.840 with her being in a relationship.

06:05:39.820 So, for example, when you're single, you might go out to bars and nightclubs and you might

06:05:43.740 be on a dating app.

06:05:44.780 But once you decide to be in a relationship, is it wrong to then expect your partner to stop

06:05:51.440 being on a dating app?

06:05:53.260 I would say, in my opinion, for me, definitely yes.

06:06:02.540 But I think it just, it just depends on, like, I don't know if anyone else has a better answer

06:06:11.240 to that.

06:06:11.640 But, like, I feel like it just depends on what you really care about.

06:06:17.800 Because some people don't care, right?

06:06:20.100 About.

06:06:21.020 So, what if you change those?

06:06:22.440 So, I mean, like, okay, you're saying, is this kind of, I think the main thing you were

06:06:26.180 talking about is, like, if a girl's posting, like, bikini photos on Instagram.

06:06:30.700 And then you, like, want her to stop or something?

06:06:34.340 Yeah.

06:06:34.620 And so, like, okay, then you're like, oh, I want to take this girl seriously.

06:06:37.480 I want to be in a relationship with her.

06:06:38.920 But this is, like, a sticking point for me.

06:06:41.180 And I don't want her to be publicly posting, like, kind of more provocative photos on her 0.97

06:06:45.520 Instagram, even though she was doing it before.

06:06:47.060 I think that's, as long as, like, she's, like, obviously, like, in the situation, like,

06:06:53.120 you're probably going to find someone who will be like, yeah, I'll do that.

06:06:56.140 Like, that's fine.

06:06:57.680 And they might go along with that.

06:07:01.360 Like, they might do that.

06:07:02.440 That's fine.

06:07:02.940 But I personally wouldn't date someone with that type of view.

06:07:07.780 But also, like, at the same time, you're going to be able to find someone who's going to also

06:07:11.380 align like that.

06:07:12.380 Like, they'll do that.

06:07:13.160 So it is fair to say that you're better off finding somebody who doesn't do that to begin

06:07:18.280 with.

06:07:18.640 But what if you're, at least at the beginning of the relationship, you don't really care

06:07:23.320 that much.

06:07:23.760 But then maybe you have a change of, like, I'm actually at the beginning.

06:07:27.560 I didn't really care.

06:07:28.500 We were just kind of doing our own thing.

06:07:29.720 Now that things are getting a bit more serious, I don't want that to continue moving forward.

06:07:36.800 Yeah.

06:07:37.440 So my, can I just answer real quick?

06:07:39.440 Yeah.

06:07:39.940 Because I've been through this situation, like, pretty much.

06:07:43.140 I would say, like, yeah, you could bring it up and just see how they respond.

06:07:47.380 A lot of times I would just keep in mind, though, that, like, you, especially if it's,

06:07:52.040 like, say you're, like, they're liking, like, certain pictures on Instagram or, like, in

06:07:55.460 this scenario, my scenario, and you ask them not to do that, like, it's still something

06:08:01.560 that they hold as, like, that's what takes up their time.

06:08:04.420 Like, that's what's on their, like, explore feed still.

06:08:07.700 So, like, you could be like, hey, can you not do that?

06:08:10.580 But to understand that also, like, that is something that they had valued in their mind.

06:08:17.980 Like, just not necessarily valued, but, like, had done in their free time, that's something

06:08:22.340 that, like, took up space in their mind.

06:08:24.680 Because I don't go through Instagram, like, I want someone, like, on that level where I

06:08:29.100 don't go through Instagram just, like, scrolling through and, like, looking at guys.

06:08:33.060 That's fair.

06:08:33.560 But, like, assuming someone was in this position where this was not made clear, like, prior

06:08:38.980 to the start of the relationship, maybe they didn't even have an issue with it prior to

06:08:43.120 the start of the relationship.

06:08:43.940 For example, would you be totally fine dating a guy who likes other girls' bikini photos?

06:08:50.280 Me, personally?

06:08:51.400 Yeah, you.

06:08:52.320 No.

06:08:53.020 Okay.

06:08:53.640 But do you think it would be wrong for a girl who, perhaps before they were obviously dating,

06:08:58.800 she can't have any control over him, a guy who likes random chicks' bikini photos on

06:09:03.560 Instagram, but now that they're in a relationship, the guy continues to be liking, like, chicks' 0.76

06:09:10.080 photos, bikini photos, provocative photos on Instagram?

06:09:13.000 Do you think that's objectionable to some degree, once he's in a relationship with a

06:09:17.060 girl?

06:09:18.080 To say something about it?

06:09:19.720 No.

06:09:20.020 Do you think it's, do you think in a relationship it is objectionable for the guy to be liking

06:09:26.040 other women's sexy photos on Instagram? 0.90

06:09:32.660 In my opinion, I mean, that's not something that I value.

06:09:35.900 Like, I don't want a guy who is like, oh, I'm going to, like, that's something that I like

06:09:39.560 to take up my time with.

06:09:40.540 I'd rather you be doing something, like, better with your time.

06:09:43.160 Right, but he did it prior to the relationship.

06:09:45.860 Yeah, then I wouldn't be in a relationship with him.

06:09:48.400 But he's doing it now, you mean?

06:09:49.780 I'm sure there are plenty of women who would get into a relationship with that kind of guy 1.00

06:09:54.600 who's inclined, personally, I think that's lame as fuck, but who's, like, liking chicks' 0.99

06:09:59.820 photos on Instagram. 0.99

06:10:00.620 Um, but now she's in a monogamous, serious, long-term relationship with him, and she's

06:10:06.500 no longer, she's not cool with that, uh, with him doing that.

06:10:10.480 Yeah.

06:10:11.040 Yeah.

06:10:11.540 So what's the question, like, about?

06:10:13.580 Well, do you, okay, so then, but would you equally object to a man not wanting to date

06:10:17.960 a woman who posts those kinds of photos? 1.00

06:10:19.860 I wouldn't object to it, like, if that's what they agree upon, then that's, that's what

06:10:25.740 they agree upon, you know?

06:10:27.600 Okay.

06:10:29.160 That's kind of, like, cheating, too, right?

06:10:30.560 Isn't that, like, an agreement in a way?

06:10:32.040 Like, isn't that, like, certain boundaries you set?

06:10:35.820 Like, some people think cheating is, like, if you're gonna do, like, there's, like, degrees

06:10:41.100 to it.

06:10:41.500 Some people agree upon different degrees.

06:10:43.280 Mm-hmm.

06:10:43.600 Um, so I think it could, it could be, like, yeah, for sure it could, but I don't know.

06:10:51.340 Okay.

06:10:52.180 Cool.

06:10:53.080 Uh, Andrew, I'll give you, um, five minutes on, on the, how's that sound?

06:10:59.420 Yeah, that's fine.

06:11:00.540 I just want to, uh, very quickly correct a few things.

06:11:04.100 So, um, normally I use only secular arguments when I engage with panels like this.

06:11:11.120 I understand that most people are not Christians, uh, or if they are, they're just kind of what

06:11:17.020 you would call a surface-level Christian.

06:11:18.720 They don't really care.

06:11:19.860 Like, you guys don't really care at all about the gospel.

06:11:22.720 Most of you are secular, you know, you're secular.

06:11:25.180 That's what you are.

06:11:26.540 Uh, that's why you're rolling your eyes, this kind of thing.

06:11:28.480 I don't even blame you.

06:11:29.440 That's why I use secular arguments.

06:11:32.840 Uh, but I did want to correct this when it comes to submission.

06:11:36.940 Submission is not mutual the way that it was described to you.

06:11:42.080 Um, and the only reason I'm bringing this up is because a woman was preaching the gospel, 1.00

06:11:47.100 which is why women shouldn't be preaching ever or in any capacity in control of anything 1.00

06:11:54.300 when it comes to preaching.

06:11:55.600 But, uh, Timothy addresses women and says,

06:11:59.620 Pastors and men submitting, a woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 0.92

06:12:05.600 Do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man. 1.00

06:12:09.460 She must remain silent.

06:12:11.400 Now, this woman will say, that means in church, right? 0.91

06:12:15.320 But what is the church?

06:12:16.540 It is the body of believers.

06:12:18.620 Anytime she's preaching, that is the church.

06:12:22.440 That's, this is why we consider them to be heretical. 0.95

06:12:25.820 The reason I'm explaining to you what submission is,

06:12:28.600 There is a Christian ethic, and I want to make sure that you understand what the Christian ethic is.

06:12:34.820 It's not about mutual submission.

06:12:36.760 You are to submit to your man as you are unto the Lord.

06:12:41.100 This means as you would unto God is how you are to submit under the Christian ethic.

06:12:47.740 So I just wanted to correct that.

06:12:49.540 I'm not going to address her because she refuses to engage.

06:12:52.540 As you saw, she just shut right down. 0.96

06:12:55.080 No, no, no, no, but Angie is terrified.

06:12:58.520 Fine, fair enough.

06:12:59.820 She can shut right down. 1.00

06:13:01.240 But I did want to correct that so that you understand that is a false gospel that is being preached to you.

06:13:07.120 If you guys have any type of pushback, I'm happy to engage with the pushback.

06:13:12.280 But what you just had preached to you was a false gospel.

06:13:15.920 No.

06:13:16.440 You said you're a man, you're not her man. 0.58

06:13:23.200 I didn't need to go up.

06:13:24.720 And when you show me a man, I mean, you know.

06:13:29.440 I don't even know what you just said. 1.00

06:13:31.200 I said, when you show me a man, then she can shut the fuck up. 1.00

06:13:35.360 I don't think, I don't see one. 0.99

06:13:37.540 Why would I take the advice of a woman who has a paper clip in her nose? 1.00

06:13:41.060 It's not a paper clip, so there you go.

06:13:43.180 What is it?

06:13:43.660 It's an industrial bar, so it's actually made to be like this.

06:13:46.880 It's a safety pin.

06:13:47.120 Thank you.

06:13:47.580 Oh, I mean, my bad.

06:13:49.060 What was I thinking?

06:13:50.420 Yeah, mind your business.

06:13:51.900 How about that?

06:13:52.140 Yeah, I know.

06:13:52.620 What was I thinking?

06:13:53.340 I mean, you're the one who addressed me, not me who addressed you.

06:13:56.500 I mean, you're the one that, you wanted people to address you.

06:13:59.000 You wanted the face to go off.

06:13:59.220 You have 20 pieces of steel in your face, and I'm supposed to take what you say seriously?

06:14:03.220 Okay, and it's better than looking like a big mouth character. 1.00

06:14:05.620 Fuck. 1.00

06:14:07.060 The fuck? 1.00

06:14:07.820 Yeah, but Andrew, it doesn't matter what we look like. 1.00

06:14:12.460 I'm supposed to take what you say seriously.

06:14:13.920 Okay, are you coming after African tribes? 0.92

06:14:16.140 Because I know a lot of African tribes that do have, like, a lot of piercings. 1.00

06:14:19.120 Yeah, name a single African tribe by name.

06:14:22.080 One.

06:14:22.840 You do it.

06:14:24.020 No, you do it.

06:14:25.260 Maasai.

06:14:26.180 Maasai.

06:14:26.800 Maasai.

06:14:27.240 Maasai.

06:14:27.520 Maasai.

06:14:27.840 Maasai.

06:14:28.480 Maasai.

06:14:28.500 Maasai.

06:14:29.020 Maasai.

06:14:29.420 No, no, no, no.

06:14:29.880 Don't let her answer.

06:14:31.000 Name a single African tribe by name.

06:14:32.140 Maasai.

06:14:32.820 Maasai.

06:14:32.900 Do I have to name one?

06:14:34.520 One.

06:14:35.240 For what reason? 0.99

06:14:36.540 Why do I have to name something that's a part of my fucking heritage? 0.99

06:14:38.180 You just said I know tons of African tribes. 0.99

06:14:40.020 Why do I have to name something that's a part of my heritage while you're coming out of my heritage?

06:14:45.780 Thank you.

06:14:45.820 And name one.

06:14:46.320 And name a single name of an African tribe.

06:14:47.240 Thank you. 1.00

06:14:47.620 You sound stupid. 1.00

06:14:48.780 You look as stupid as you sound, honestly. 1.00

06:14:50.940 Are you going to name a tribe? 1.00

06:14:52.880 I don't have to.

06:14:54.240 Because you can't.

06:14:55.260 No, and I don't have to.

06:14:56.840 Imagine saying, this is an intricate part of my heritage. 0.99

06:15:00.380 I mean, you act like the fact that even fat people with hair don't even actually exist in other fucking societies. 0.97

06:15:07.140 And that they have actual. 0.99

06:15:07.860 Oh, great.

06:15:08.200 So just name one.

06:15:08.960 You don't have to name it to know that it exists.

06:15:11.760 You want me to go grab my phone?

06:15:13.280 I can go grab my phone and tell you right now.

06:15:16.040 Oh, you'd have to look it up.

06:15:17.460 It's so intricate to your heritage.

06:15:18.940 You want me to go grab my phone and tell you right now? 1.00

06:15:20.280 I am storing so much information in my fucking head. 0.99

06:15:22.560 It doesn't matter if I remember it or not. 0.99

06:15:24.800 Well, let me ask you a question.

06:15:25.680 Do you know what a burrito is?

06:15:28.460 Of course we know what a burrito is.

06:15:30.160 Yeah, great.

06:15:31.340 Do you know that there's maybe a part of a cultural heritage that a burrito is a part of?

06:15:37.500 What would that cultural heritage be? 0.96

06:15:39.780 Okay, and there's other foods that exist that I can't even fucking name. 0.93

06:15:42.780 Just answer my question. 0.94

06:15:44.080 But it doesn't matter if I know whether the name of it.

06:15:45.440 No, I know.

06:15:46.140 A burrito, though, you would associate with what heritage?

06:15:49.700 It doesn't matter.

06:15:49.720 And it doesn't matter.

06:15:50.420 Yeah, I know.

06:15:51.520 So a burrito.

06:15:52.380 And it doesn't matter.

06:15:52.940 A burrito, you would associate with what heritage?

06:15:55.640 And it doesn't matter.

06:15:56.380 And it doesn't matter.

06:15:57.060 You're just going to spur?

06:15:57.840 And it doesn't matter.

06:15:58.220 You're not going to answer a single question?

06:15:59.540 And it doesn't matter.

06:15:59.760 Because I don't have to.

06:16:00.940 And he needs to.

06:16:01.680 Yeah.

06:16:02.580 And I don't have to. 1.00

06:16:03.760 Because you already sound fucking stupid. 1.00

06:16:05.840 You sound like, because I can't name something that doesn't exist. 1.00

06:16:08.880 Name a single tribe.

06:16:10.480 But it exists.

06:16:11.800 And it doesn't matter if I can't.

06:16:12.880 That's why.

06:16:13.400 Yeah.

06:16:13.880 But it's so important to your heritage. 1.00

06:16:16.180 He doesn't want your answer because he wants us to dick ride and sound fucking stupid. 0.99

06:16:19.960 He doesn't want you to help me. 1.00

06:16:21.420 He just needs sex. 0.98

06:16:22.240 I don't think she was saying her piercings are because of her heritage. 0.99

06:16:25.600 I think she was just saying that.

06:16:27.280 I didn't say that.

06:16:28.300 She said, this is an intricate part of my heritage because the African tribes, I asked her to name one.

06:16:33.180 I said that there's a lot of African tribes that do have a lot of piercings. 0.99

06:16:36.880 Name one.

06:16:37.180 It doesn't matter if I have to name one. 0.99

06:16:40.180 Did the Aztecs fucking exist for you to say, like, oh, that there's, like, pyramids out in fucking Mexico? 1.00

06:16:46.500 Like, shut the fuck up, dude. 1.00

06:16:47.660 You sound stupid. 1.00

06:16:47.760 Who built those? 1.00

06:16:48.080 Who built those?

06:16:49.480 Huh?

06:16:50.180 Who built the pyramids?

06:16:53.040 Which one?

06:16:54.100 Did I not just talk about that?

06:16:55.680 Why would I take you seriously?

06:16:57.320 Why would I take a person who said, this is my situation?

06:17:01.440 If you want me to answer a question, how about answer me a question about how are you slow?

06:17:04.620 You want to get into aliens? 1.00

06:17:06.280 You're so wanker. 0.99

06:17:07.460 We'll talk about who really built the pyramids. 1.00

06:17:09.540 Like, an alien's right here, bitch. 1.00

06:17:11.300 Like, who? 1.00

06:17:12.600 You heard of?

06:17:13.280 I mean, it's just madness to me that this is so important to you. 0.99

06:17:15.960 I just think that you just sound stupid because you think that because you can't name something 0.97

06:17:20.440 specifically that it doesn't exist. 0.99

06:17:24.120 Something specifically that what doesn't exist?

06:17:26.580 Oh, my God.

06:17:27.200 Are you that slow?

06:17:28.560 I'm listening to what you're saying.

06:17:29.960 What was the conversation that we were having this whole entire time?

06:17:31.620 What was I saying this whole entire time?

06:17:33.040 I would just like to know.

06:17:34.180 Well, what you said was there's a cultural heritage.

06:17:38.100 And you asked me to ask?

06:17:39.300 That's why you have the face jewelry.

06:17:40.160 Hang on.

06:17:40.440 Let me finish.

06:17:41.240 That's why you have the face jewelry.

06:17:41.980 Why?

06:17:42.020 Why say I like you finish, but you didn't let her finish?

06:17:44.040 Sorry, what was her name?

06:17:44.500 You asked me a question.

06:17:45.400 Do you not want the answer?

06:17:46.600 Libby? 0.81

06:17:47.140 Libby, I'm so sorry about, you know.

06:17:49.360 Oh, yeah.

06:17:49.640 Don't worry about it.

06:17:50.640 That's why I didn't age.

06:17:51.340 You were disruptive towards her, and now you're asking for the same respect. 0.99

06:17:57.260 It's ridiculous. 0.95

06:17:58.320 Are you going to answer a single question? 1.00

06:17:59.300 That's ridiculous, okay? 0.98

06:18:00.620 It's double-sided. 1.00

06:18:00.880 So, I mean, you can keep that argument to yourself on trying to make people sound stupid, but at 1.00

06:18:05.540 the end of the day, you sound fucking stupid the more that you're trying to say that it 1.00

06:18:10.580 doesn't exist because I can't name a single, like, tribe or society or blah, blah, blah. 1.00

06:18:17.020 I have seen the pictures, I know that they exist, just, like, you know, like, move on

06:18:22.340 past it. 0.99

06:18:23.360 We all, like, we can say that Drake, we know that Drake talked to fucking kids, but, like, 0.99

06:18:29.900 just because we don't have, like, everything right here, and I can't tell you all the fucking 0.99

06:18:34.040 kids that he was talking to, doesn't mean that it doesn't exist. 0.81

06:18:37.140 So, anyway, so what you said was, you said that all of the face piercings in the wig

06:18:42.160 were because of you.

06:18:43.540 My wig had nothing to do with this and how you're delusional?

06:18:46.160 You're still not going to let me finish.

06:18:47.800 No, I'm not going to let you.

06:18:49.440 You didn't let me finish, and you didn't let a lot of people, like, finish.

06:18:53.380 I'm looking for you to finish, let me know.

06:18:55.500 Like, please, I'll let you finish.

06:18:58.500 Just explain to me why should I care.

06:19:00.540 Great.

06:19:01.020 What you said was that all the face jewelry in the wig was basically...

06:19:04.060 I did not include my wig, so go back.

06:19:07.700 Try it again.

06:19:09.540 Thank you.

06:19:09.860 It's not a wig?

06:19:10.580 I didn't include my wig.

06:19:12.640 So, you coming after my wig whenever I was talking about my piercings?

06:19:17.540 Oh, my...

06:19:18.180 Try it again.

06:19:18.860 So, just your piercings.

06:19:20.100 Yeah.

06:19:20.400 I'll correct the record.

06:19:21.420 Your piercings were due to an African heritage, which you had a deep connection to because of

06:19:26.760 African tribes.

06:19:27.820 I said it's a part of my heritage because am I not African?

06:19:30.440 Am I not African just because I don't know?

06:19:34.060 Imagine my skepticism when you can't name a single tribe, which is so important to you. 1.00

06:19:39.740 Are you stupid? 1.00

06:19:40.600 Do you know the story of slavery and how a lot of slaves don't even know their own fucking 1.00

06:19:44.620 tribes? 1.00

06:19:44.980 They're still spurging. 1.00

06:19:46.120 Do you know the story of slavery and how they don't know their own fucking tribes? 0.99

06:19:50.540 Like, answer me that, please. 0.99

06:19:53.280 I have to go.

06:19:54.500 Are you done spurging now so that I can at least make a question? 0.99

06:19:56.760 You're going to answer the question because it sounds stupid to me that you're going to 0.90

06:20:00.580 try to tell me about how I don't know society, like, my heritage and blah, blah, blah, whenever. 0.98

06:20:06.080 We all know, and it's basic common knowledge that black people in America who didn't come 0.99

06:20:11.900 directly from Africa, who their families were brought here, that we don't know our fucking 1.00

06:20:17.640 tribes and blah, blah, blah. 0.99

06:20:19.900 But I do know, in fact, that there are tribes out there.

06:20:23.200 It's a problem to you, but you don't know a single tribe.

06:20:25.320 Got it.

06:20:25.560 Why are you acting like that information is so readily available?

06:20:27.980 Okay, like, I'm going to listen to Nick from Big Mouth. 1.00

06:20:30.600 Like, shut the fuck up. 0.99

06:20:31.200 Wait, it's not readily available? 1.00

06:20:32.580 Brian, if you want to say something, you should say something.

06:20:34.360 Because I'm not going to say anything.

06:20:35.520 That's not what I'm saying. 1.00

06:20:36.060 You sound fucking stupid. 1.00

06:20:36.860 Like, if you're taking it in that way and laughing like some weirdo. 1.00

06:20:40.060 I meant it.

06:20:41.960 Has it been five minutes?

06:20:44.500 Yeah.

06:20:45.140 Okay. 0.99

06:20:45.620 Okay, shut up. 0.99

06:20:46.980 Like, why are you laughing like that? 1.00

06:20:47.240 It doesn't seem like it's very important to you.

06:20:51.440 Everybody, put your swords away for just a minute.

06:20:54.280 Yeah, yeah, but I'd like to finish without being filibustered.

06:20:59.100 Wait, it's already finished without being filibustered. 1.00

06:21:01.300 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

06:21:01.340 What she said was this. 1.00

06:21:02.900 Gear exact where, see, she's still filibustering. 1.00

06:21:05.240 What she said was the massive amount of face wear that I have is due to my deep cultural African connections to my tribes.

06:21:15.240 Am I wrong?

06:21:15.780 And then when I asked her what tribe, she can't name a single African tribe.

06:21:20.900 Not one. 1.00

06:21:21.240 Okay, that's like asking me to name every fucking woman. 1.00

06:21:24.300 Every fucking woman to exist. 1.00

06:21:26.440 Name a woman right now. 1.00

06:21:27.240 Just because I like those.

06:21:31.060 Like, you know, I'm just trolling you.

06:21:33.100 One sec.

06:21:33.780 All right, guys.

06:21:34.520 Check this out.

06:21:35.080 Check it out.

06:21:35.500 Look, I got to move it on.

06:21:36.840 I got to move it on.

06:21:37.660 Listen, it was good.

06:21:38.340 It was entertaining.

06:21:39.560 A little heated exchange.

06:21:41.200 It was very good.

06:21:42.000 It was the most you said all night.

06:21:44.800 I love it.

06:21:45.160 It was great.

06:21:45.620 Thank you.

06:21:46.100 It was good.

06:21:46.480 I'm glad we got to see a different side of you.

06:21:52.380 And, you know, I personally think Desmond's at half trouble right now.

06:21:57.660 Just kidding.

06:21:57.900 I'm kidding.

06:21:58.220 I'm kidding, Desmond.

06:21:59.120 Oh, sorry.

06:22:01.720 Was that cringe?

06:22:02.560 Sorry.

06:22:02.820 Sorry, sorry, sorry.

06:22:03.480 I don't know.

06:22:03.680 I don't know.

06:22:03.700 I don't know.

06:22:06.540 Hide that super.

06:22:08.600 Which one?

06:22:09.260 I don't see it.

06:22:10.100 Anyways, guys, I'm going to.

06:22:12.560 Yeah, we're just going to hide that one, Nick.

06:22:14.760 So, okay.

06:22:15.600 Boys, lighthearted question.

06:22:17.520 Lighthearted question for the whole panel here.

06:22:19.940 Let's say you meet this really cool guy.

06:22:22.880 I want you to go into a dream world right now.

06:22:25.740 Do I have a dream world sound?

06:22:27.100 Should we close our eyes?

06:22:27.960 Hold on.

06:22:29.760 Do I have a dream world sound?

06:22:34.120 Brian Susha, thank you.

06:22:35.340 Thank you for the gifted memberships.

06:22:37.280 Appreciate it.

06:22:37.480 I don't have a dream world sound.

06:22:39.040 How about this?

06:22:42.000 No, that's not.

06:22:44.260 I'm scared.

06:22:46.340 I'm scared of that guy.

06:22:58.460 Okay.

06:22:59.120 Dream world.

06:23:00.200 You meet this guy.

06:23:01.640 He's like, God.

06:23:02.320 AD donated $199.

06:23:06.360 Thank you, AD.

06:23:06.840 How does the panel feel about women in relationships having male friends?

06:23:11.480 Do they think the fellas have ulterior motives?

06:23:14.600 Let's get, AD, I'll get right back into that.

06:23:16.900 I got to do the dream world, though.

06:23:18.460 Dream world, really quick.

06:23:19.480 You're like, hottest dude.

06:23:22.640 You love him.

06:23:23.980 No, okay.

06:23:24.320 You don't love him.

06:23:25.080 First date, he's your type.

06:23:27.340 You like his personality.

06:23:28.920 He has riz.

06:23:30.300 He's got charisma.

06:23:31.840 Okay.

06:23:33.640 Everything.

06:23:34.960 Everything you want in a guy.

06:23:36.920 You guys are about to hook up.

06:23:39.000 About to hook up.

06:23:39.860 And you're like, do you have a condom?

06:23:42.260 And he's like, I got you, babe.

06:23:44.280 And then he reaches into his pocket.

06:23:47.640 And, wait, maybe hide the, hide, Andrew, really quick.

06:23:55.360 He reaches into his pocket.

06:23:57.120 And he's like, I got you, babe.

06:23:59.060 And pulls out.

06:24:02.360 Female.

06:24:03.440 Pulls out. 0.99

06:24:05.240 Pulls out the female condom. 0.99

06:24:06.660 He's like, I got you. 0.99

06:24:08.660 Boom.

06:24:09.060 Wouldn't know what to do with that, honestly.

06:24:13.220 And he's like, okay, go ahead.

06:24:14.780 Really hot.

06:24:15.540 And he's like, go ahead, Morgan.

06:24:17.260 Really hot. 1.00

06:24:17.880 Put that shit on. 1.00

06:24:19.480 Can I see what it looks like? 1.00

06:24:20.480 What's your response? 1.00

06:24:21.320 Put that shit on, Morgan. 1.00

06:24:23.100 Don't open it up. 1.00

06:24:24.320 Don't open it up.

06:24:25.520 I can tell you from experience, it does not work.

06:24:28.620 It will shift and da-da-da-da-da.

06:24:30.320 Just use a regular condom, honestly.

06:24:31.840 So what would you do?

06:24:32.680 What do you do?

06:24:33.960 I'm, you know.

06:24:35.080 Sorry, this isn't inadequate.

06:24:36.440 Are you like, let's do it, or?

06:24:38.860 Okay, first off, I'm not getting with the guy on the first date.

06:24:41.240 Of course, of course.

06:24:42.200 Like, hypothetical.

06:24:43.300 Hypothetical.

06:24:44.660 No.

06:24:45.480 I guess not.

06:24:46.340 I don't even know what that is.

06:24:47.960 Like, second date?

06:24:49.580 Second date's like chill?

06:24:50.960 Like, third date?

06:24:51.420 Okay.

06:24:52.660 We're learning.

06:24:53.620 Well, I had to see how it works.

06:24:55.660 Where'd you get it?

06:24:56.620 Yeah, so like.

06:24:59.400 Brian? 1.00

06:25:00.020 You put that shit in. 1.00

06:25:01.160 Huh? 1.00

06:25:01.700 Where'd you get it?

06:25:02.540 How do you even?

06:25:03.240 Amazon.com.

06:25:03.960 It doesn't make sense.

06:25:05.500 And now with this affiliate link.

06:25:08.460 So like, well, Alien, what would you do?

06:25:13.420 Would you use it?

06:25:14.440 Would you laugh?

06:25:15.200 I've used it before.

06:25:16.240 Oh, you've used it?

06:25:16.860 Yeah, and it shifted. 0.99

06:25:18.280 So I'm never going to use that shit again, because I have to go get a plan B afterwards. 0.99

06:25:22.100 Yeah. 1.00

06:25:22.540 I see.

06:25:22.800 That's pretty base, though.

06:25:24.020 Yeah.

06:25:24.640 If he whips that out.

06:25:25.880 It's crazy.

06:25:27.800 I would be curious as to why he bought that kind instead of the other kind.

06:25:33.620 He's a gentleman.

06:25:34.820 Maybe he was switching it up.

06:25:36.120 Maybe he was switching it up a little bit.

06:25:37.760 He's thinking.

06:25:38.500 Oh, my God.

06:25:38.780 That leads to more questions for me.

06:25:41.280 So what do you do?

06:25:41.960 Do you use it?

06:25:43.300 I laugh.

06:25:43.860 Do you laugh?

06:25:44.640 I don't even walk out.

06:25:45.140 You did?

06:25:46.040 You walk out?

06:25:47.500 Yep. 1.00

06:25:47.960 Get the fuck out. 0.99

06:25:48.740 He drives stick, though. 1.00

06:25:49.680 Get the fuck out. 1.00

06:25:50.340 I don't give a shit. 1.00

06:25:51.040 Get the fuck out. 1.00

06:25:52.040 Okay. 0.99

06:25:52.360 What do you do?

06:25:53.800 No, don't use it.

06:25:55.460 It looks sketchy.

06:25:57.000 Oh, you don't like to use protection?

06:25:58.600 No, that looks sketchy.

06:26:00.520 Why is it sketchy, bro?

06:26:01.820 It's she even saying it's sketchy.

06:26:04.540 Oh, sorry.

06:26:04.960 Do I look like I can't get it?

06:26:07.240 You were asking me to throw it in there.

06:26:09.540 It's not really sketchy.

06:26:10.060 What about you? 0.98

06:26:10.920 Are you down for the female condom? 0.99

06:26:12.820 I would say that's pretty cool. 0.98

06:26:13.820 Like, that's really cool if he has that, because I've never seen that before.

06:26:17.820 I feel like he would have to bring two sets of condoms.

06:26:20.300 I've heard of them, but I've never seen those in case.

06:26:22.080 I'm telling you, boys.

06:26:23.220 That's cool.

06:26:25.100 What about you?

06:26:25.760 What do you think?

06:26:27.820 I wouldn't sleep with them. 0.94

06:26:29.080 Have you, in all your experience, have you seen a female condom? 0.54

06:26:34.940 No, but it's close to a diaphragm, so they kind of based it on that, but even diaphragms

06:26:42.100 are kind of iffy about pregnancy.

06:26:44.980 But still, it's like, if he had that in his pocket, I'd be like, a player.

06:26:52.300 So, it wouldn't make me...

06:26:53.380 He's a player? 0.77

06:26:54.760 He's carrying around a female condom? 0.98

06:26:56.940 Yeah. 1.00

06:26:57.120 This guy's a fucking player. 1.00

06:26:59.460 Yes. 1.00

06:27:01.020 Boom.

06:27:01.520 Okay, what about you?

06:27:02.200 What do you do?

06:27:03.120 You're down?

06:27:03.980 Oh, no.

06:27:04.520 No, I was just wanting her.

06:27:05.360 No, that thing looks weird.

06:27:06.480 I'm not putting it in me.

06:27:07.400 I'm sorry.

06:27:08.080 Thank you.

06:27:08.560 But you should have got your own version.

06:27:11.840 I'll get mine.

06:27:12.560 I don't want that thing.

06:27:13.520 But thanks for trying, I guess.

06:27:15.800 I guess.

06:27:17.100 Selena, what do you... 1.00

06:27:18.060 Selena.

06:27:19.140 Serena.

06:27:20.300 Serena, sorry.

06:27:22.920 I wouldn't use it, but I'd open it to see what it looks like.

06:27:26.460 That's very true.

06:27:27.580 You've got to check it out.

06:27:27.700 No, but here's the thing, right?

06:27:28.520 Okay, let me add a little layer to this.

06:27:30.620 You really...

06:27:32.720 It's been a minute.

06:27:33.680 This is the guy.

06:27:34.580 It's been a minute since you've smashed.

06:27:36.780 And you got it.

06:27:38.700 I know a lot of you out here doing the dirt without protection, but...

06:27:44.320 Is there a reason why you were looking into my soul while you were saying that? 1.00

06:27:47.420 What the fuck? 0.99

06:27:48.200 You were like, I know. 1.00

06:27:49.960 You have so many souls.

06:27:51.460 I was looking at everybody's soul.

06:27:53.720 Okay.

06:27:53.940 You didn't look at my soul. 0.74

06:27:56.100 But he doesn't have a regular condom. 0.68

06:27:58.780 The stores are closed.

06:28:00.640 You can't... 1.00

06:28:01.120 So it's like, you have to fuck with this or you can't fuck. 1.00

06:28:04.820 Wait, why can't you fuck? 1.00

06:28:07.640 Without it, though. 1.00

06:28:08.960 Like, because we could go to a store tomorrow.

06:28:11.560 No, but you're trying to smash that night.

06:28:13.800 So we're not trying to do it.

06:28:15.060 Okay.

06:28:15.500 This is an immediate crisis.

06:28:17.040 So, like, you wouldn't use it, but this is all you got.

06:28:19.400 I mean, like, but can I not use other, like...

06:28:20.740 These girls be... 1.00

06:28:21.540 I mean, look, it's okay.

06:28:22.620 I don't think...

06:28:23.420 But you know how when a person, like...

06:28:25.220 It's kind of, like, biased.

06:28:26.680 Because you're like, oh, I really like this guy.

06:28:28.960 Like, maybe I'll just, you know.

06:28:30.720 Because it's kind of biased in a way. 0.99

06:28:32.160 You're, like, forgiving him for weird shit. 0.97

06:28:34.260 Because you really like him. 0.96

06:28:36.080 I don't want to put that weird thing in you, though.

06:28:38.300 I've pulled it out.

06:28:39.060 I've been like, they love it.

06:28:40.640 They think it's funny.

06:28:41.460 Boom.

06:28:42.660 It's funny.

06:28:43.540 If I...

06:28:44.120 Yeah, but funny doesn't make me want to sleep with you.

06:28:47.980 I'd be like, this is so weird.

06:28:49.300 Can you pull, like, a regular condom out of your pocket now?

06:28:51.760 So, Serena, what do you...

06:28:52.760 Can you still get STDs for that?

06:28:53.400 Did I get it right this time?

06:28:54.580 Yes, you did.

06:28:55.400 Okay, what do you...

06:28:56.840 You're not considering that.

06:28:57.940 If I have an IUD, and I don't have an IUD...

06:29:04.480 In this hypothetical scenario, there's no condom.

06:29:06.960 Is this to protect against STDs?

06:29:08.660 Uh-huh.

06:29:09.020 Oh, let me...

06:29:09.580 Okay, fine.

06:29:10.000 Let me double, triple down on this.

06:29:11.500 You don't have...

06:29:12.340 You're not taking birth control, and you're ovulating.

06:29:16.220 Oh.

06:29:17.140 Definitely no.

06:29:17.940 So, I guess I...

06:29:19.980 When we need to bang, like, I guess I'm using this thing.

06:29:23.340 You have to bang.

06:29:24.240 I guess there's a first experience for everything.

06:29:26.100 No, but STDs.

06:29:27.460 Okay.

06:29:27.640 Wait, what do you mean?

06:29:28.140 I thought this protects STDs.

06:29:29.240 No.

06:29:29.660 I'm going to say I would just pass.

06:29:32.000 I would pass on the night.

06:29:33.580 There you go.

06:29:34.160 Okay, that's fair.

06:29:34.880 Wait, this thing doesn't protect against STDs?

06:29:37.520 No, because there's no cover on him.

06:29:39.440 What if he's carrying a venereal dizzy?

06:29:41.960 Well, I mean, it kind of protects.

06:29:42.500 Wait.

06:29:42.960 It's about the same thing.

06:29:44.520 It would be the same protection as a condom.

06:29:46.140 It's like what I was saying earlier, like, it will move, because the guy is, like, thrusting,

06:29:51.040 right?

06:29:51.240 Unless you hardly move when you're having sex, which was, like... 0.67

06:29:54.900 Like, I had to go get a plan B after using something like that.

06:29:58.480 Well, I'm going to say the novelty of it does not make that worth it.

06:30:03.320 I thought I was reading, I was reading the thing.

06:30:06.320 Andrew, what about you?

06:30:07.440 Have you ever, like, do you ever strap up?

06:30:09.220 Like, is this...

06:30:09.760 Do you have a couple of these, or...?

06:30:12.020 No.

06:30:13.600 Oh, he's got more than a couple of those.

06:30:15.800 With the wifey? 0.91

06:30:16.500 Hey! 0.99

06:30:17.500 Don't talk about my Caucasian like that.

06:30:20.940 He's Catholic.

06:30:23.220 Andrew?

06:30:23.700 No, I'm not.

06:30:24.180 I'm not a Catholic.

06:30:25.460 Wait.

06:30:25.600 I don't know where you ever got the idea I was a Catholic.

06:30:27.820 Well, Andrew, I'm going to make you a deal here.

06:30:29.760 I'll give you three cups, but I'm also sending you home with one of these bad boys. 1.00

06:30:36.020 For what?

06:30:38.120 Sharks.

06:30:38.440 Anything you want.

06:30:40.820 Water balloon?

06:30:41.760 What does that newfangled gadget do?

06:30:44.480 I've never seen one of them before.

06:30:46.680 Oh, look.

06:30:47.080 It was a first rabbit hole.

06:30:47.880 Big man Andrew doesn't know about condoms.

06:30:50.240 Ooh! 0.96

06:30:51.060 Ooh! 0.96

06:30:51.920 Look at that!

06:30:53.260 What are those?

06:30:54.440 What are condoms, guys?

06:30:55.640 What are those?

06:30:58.300 Okay.

06:31:01.200 All right.

06:31:02.220 Where were we?

06:31:02.880 Let's get back to some of the pre-show notes.

06:31:04.340 Oh, wait.

06:31:05.140 Just going around the table.

06:31:06.000 Who considers himself a feminist?

06:31:10.880 Starting with Morgan's kind of just...

06:31:13.580 If you want to answer Morgan, you can.

06:31:15.980 But you're just kind of...

06:31:18.000 You know, you're just kind of there.

06:31:20.080 You know, just to...

06:31:20.720 She's not real.

06:31:24.380 She's not real?

06:31:25.360 What?

06:31:25.940 Yeah, she's not real. 0.99

06:31:26.920 Damn rude. 0.98

06:31:27.840 Oh, okay. 0.99

06:31:28.740 No, it was just a...

06:31:29.520 It's so true to me, Morgan.

06:31:30.680 Are you going to let her talk to you that way, Morgan?

06:31:33.060 Morgan, it was just a joke.

06:31:34.680 I don't know what's happening.

06:31:35.940 You just said that about her already.

06:31:37.800 Ah!

06:31:38.560 He said...

06:31:39.200 I'm just there.

06:31:39.940 She said I'm not real, but...

06:31:41.600 Same thing.

06:31:42.160 There's a difference.

06:31:43.100 Same difference.

06:31:44.000 Are you a feminist? 1.00

06:31:45.300 No.

06:31:48.720 No.

06:31:49.640 I've seen the hell that breaks loose on this show.

06:31:52.280 I am not answering that question.

06:31:54.180 Wait, hold on.

06:31:55.000 What the hell that's ensued?

06:31:58.180 What?

06:31:58.720 I have...

06:31:59.420 What do you mean?

06:31:59.980 I'm a feminist. 1.00

06:32:00.880 Vietnam flashbacks.

06:32:02.080 Vietnam?

06:32:02.540 She's getting Vietnam flashbacks. 1.00

06:32:03.820 That DMT trip was fucked up. 1.00

06:32:05.880 Okay. 1.00

06:32:06.560 But you have the higher consciousness, though.

06:32:09.200 I'm not.

06:32:09.780 You should be able to transcend all of this feminist talk. 1.00

06:32:13.800 She's having flashbacks of Vietnam, Agent Orange, fucking Napalm. 0.99

06:32:19.820 Yeah, you're right. 0.99

06:32:20.180 The Napalm, bro, engulfed her in her DMT trip. 0.87

06:32:22.740 Okay.

06:32:23.320 So are you a feminist? 1.00

06:32:25.180 Do it.

06:32:26.180 Do it.

06:32:26.540 Say it.

06:32:26.920 Don't make me press the button.

06:32:27.880 Here's a thing.

06:32:28.260 Here's a thing.

06:32:28.660 Here we go.

06:32:29.300 Do it.

06:32:30.040 You made me press the button.

06:32:31.440 Just do it.

06:32:32.060 Now you have to wait 30 minutes while this plays.

06:32:34.100 Why wasn't the podcast like this the whole time?

06:32:36.540 I like this.

06:32:37.320 Yesterday, you said tomorrow.

06:32:38.900 So just do it.

06:32:41.300 Make your dreams come true.

06:32:43.880 Just do it.

06:32:45.540 I think I saw a ponytail.

06:33:13.440 Just do it.

06:33:15.540 I am Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots.

06:33:21.160 That's all that comes to mind whenever I see that guy.

06:33:24.360 Sorry.

06:33:25.220 Bad joke.

06:33:27.220 Go ahead.

06:33:28.900 How would you describe or give a definition of that word?

06:33:36.600 Well, it doesn't really matter what my definition is.

06:33:39.220 What matters?

06:33:39.680 I can give you a great definition.

06:33:41.100 It's a rejection of patriarchy and patriarchy systems.

06:33:49.600 Incorrect.

06:33:52.000 And my answer is yes.

06:33:53.100 I'm sorry.

06:33:53.440 I'm sorry.

06:33:54.120 How can somebody's definition be incorrect?

06:33:57.260 I say that it's false.

06:34:01.240 That was false.

06:34:02.960 What's false about it?

06:34:04.120 I don't think your definition is something that necessarily works.

06:34:13.140 Okay.

06:34:13.600 What's your definition of feminism? 1.00

06:34:15.120 Well, my definition of feminism is seeing every human being as a person as an equal. 1.00

06:34:27.640 Oh, okay.

06:34:28.400 So Muslims are feminists? 1.00

06:34:30.020 It's not like saying this is a movement.

06:34:35.920 It's more like I see you as a human being and we're equal.

06:34:40.400 And I see you as a human.

06:34:41.560 And you're not lesser than me.

06:34:43.480 So let me ask you a question.

06:34:46.340 Assuming that men think that they're, I don't know, greater than on the hierarchy than women.

06:34:53.760 So they don't believe that you're equal.

06:34:56.080 Would that be patriarchal?

06:35:00.960 Men being higher on the hierarchy?

06:35:03.640 Mm-hmm.

06:35:04.180 Yeah.

06:35:05.180 Okay, great.

06:35:06.480 Do you think traditionally that men have been at the top of that hierarchy?

06:35:11.080 Yes.

06:35:11.900 And do you think that feminists were attacking those systems in order to make them equal? 1.00

06:35:19.500 So depending on the wave of feminism? 0.99

06:35:22.340 Feminism? 1.00

06:35:23.220 Any wave.

06:35:26.500 For sure, yeah.

06:35:28.200 Okay, well then feminism is a rejection of patriarchy and patriarchal systems, isn't it? 1.00

06:35:35.920 No.

06:35:37.240 I guess I'll have to give it to you.

06:35:39.300 Yeah, I guess you will.

06:35:40.420 Anyway, so back to where we were at before I was so rudely interrupted.

06:35:44.640 Go ahead.

06:35:45.940 The definition is a rejection of patriarchy in patriarchal systems.

06:35:51.180 And you can see the feminist here agreed that that is the definition. 0.99

06:35:57.520 Yeah, if you're going to reject a...

06:36:01.000 Because I see it as...

06:36:04.180 If there's going to be a system to have a balance within that system and equality within that system,

06:36:11.120 not just where the system is predominantly male-dominated or female-dominated, equal.

06:36:21.220 Ah, so if it's equal, and traditionally men have been at the top of the hierarchy,

06:36:28.320 if women wanted to equalize it, what would they have to be rejecting? 1.00

06:36:31.860 Yeah, what you said, patriarchy.

06:36:34.840 Yeah, the patriarchy.

06:36:36.120 So feminism is a rejection of patriarchy in patriarchal systems, yes or no? 1.00

06:36:41.520 Yeah.

06:36:42.400 Great.

06:36:42.900 Then we're all on the same page with the definition of feminism. 1.00

06:36:45.760 So let's just get around the table if we can.

06:36:48.720 Do you consider yourself a feminist? 1.00

06:36:50.420 I guess so, yes.

06:36:52.480 Yeah.

06:36:53.520 Into the link.

06:36:54.080 I believe in feminism because I believe that a woman should have the right to make her own choices, 1.00

06:37:03.560 especially with birth and life.

06:37:10.780 And feminism, that whole movement, is about women's rights. 0.97

06:37:16.360 So women weren't given the rights to vote. 1.00

06:37:19.580 Women weren't given the rights to make decisions about their own bodies. 1.00

06:37:22.920 And it was given to men who only a seahorse knows what it's like to be pregnant.

06:37:29.160 So feminism... 1.00

06:37:30.760 So what you're saying is men who are at the top of the hierarchy are being opposed by women

06:37:39.340 who want to reject them at the top of the hierarchy.

06:37:43.000 No, I don't want to reject men.

06:37:44.700 I just want to own my own rights to make a decision.

06:37:49.080 Yeah, but what if men don't want you to? 1.00

06:37:50.940 Well, maybe you don't, but...

06:37:54.820 No, what if men don't?

06:37:55.600 Some other men do.

06:37:57.160 Yeah, what if men don't? 0.91

06:37:58.760 I think for the men...

06:38:00.440 Well, feminism is a movement for rights, just like the gay movement. 0.97

06:38:05.540 Yeah, rights.

06:38:06.480 But who are they appealing to for those rights?

06:38:10.480 Who are they appealing to?

06:38:11.940 The women? 0.95

06:38:12.500 Mm-hmm.

06:38:13.220 Yeah.

06:38:13.480 The system.

06:38:15.480 So who didn't give them those rights, and then after they appealed to that group, gave

06:38:20.300 them those rights?

06:38:23.260 Well, the men didn't give the women rights. 1.00

06:38:27.480 It was just the system of...

06:38:29.360 The system?

06:38:30.360 No, because there's women in the... 1.00

06:38:32.580 Hang on, hang on, hang on.

06:38:33.800 You've got to help me out here.

06:38:35.000 In the House of Representatives, there's women in the Senate. 1.00

06:38:38.640 Was there women in the Senate and the House of Representatives before women had rights? 1.00

06:38:43.280 Yeah.

06:38:44.820 I'm not sure, but there was a lot of women being blind women. 1.00

06:38:46.820 The answer is no, right?

06:38:48.480 If women have no rights, how could they be in government? 1.00

06:38:54.760 So, okay, so you're just saying that women stood up for themselves and said, we would 0.55

06:39:00.820 like to have our own rights to make decisions about our life.

06:39:03.360 No, I'm saying that they appealed to men for their rights.

06:39:05.240 So then it got labeled to be feminism, and we're not really against men, but for whatever

06:39:12.200 reason, men were making a majority of the rules.

06:39:15.460 So that would be called, if men are making the majority of the rules and they're at the 0.81

06:39:19.880 top of the hierarchy, what would you call that?

06:39:23.520 Imbalanced.

06:39:24.440 Would you call it a patriarchy?

06:39:26.280 I would call it imbalanced. 0.96

06:39:28.360 It wouldn't be called a patriarchy?

06:39:30.200 Not in my book.

06:39:31.320 It would be called...

06:39:31.800 If it's imbalanced and men are at the top of that balance.

06:39:35.440 So if it's imbalanced, we have a seesaw here. 1.00

06:39:38.540 And when this side goes down, that's women here. 1.00

06:39:42.440 And this side is men because it's imbalanced. 0.97

06:39:45.220 So men are up here.

06:39:46.560 It's not black and white.

06:39:48.040 Hang on.

06:39:48.460 Do we have a word that would describe this phenomenon of men up here and women here?

06:39:53.960 What would you call that?

06:39:55.020 An imbalance.

06:39:56.580 Yeah.

06:39:57.000 I know it's an imbalance, but is there another word you can use besides imbalance that would

06:40:04.000 reference the men that were here?

06:40:06.180 Whacked.

06:40:06.940 A seesaw.

06:40:09.000 Whacked.

06:40:09.400 A delusion.

06:40:14.120 I don't know.

06:40:15.560 There's lots of...

06:40:16.780 Could the word patriarchy be used for that?

06:40:20.040 I think that's just your favorite word.

06:40:22.140 So, of course, use it for you.

06:40:24.800 But for me...

06:40:25.220 I'm sorry.

06:40:25.840 I want to figure out your word.

06:40:27.340 If there's an imbalance...

06:40:27.940 And I just told you a few words.

06:40:29.180 Reference an imbalance of power where men were at the top of a hierarchy, would patriarchy

06:40:34.440 describe that phenomenon perfectly?

06:40:37.280 No.

06:40:38.220 Not for me.

06:40:38.820 Oh, what word would?

06:40:40.680 Well, for you, yes.

06:40:42.060 But not for me.

06:40:42.920 For me...

06:40:43.540 Yeah.

06:40:43.900 For you.

06:40:44.600 What word would?

06:40:45.180 Well, equality...

06:40:50.340 Equality from who?

06:40:53.640 Who do you want to be equal?

06:40:55.420 It's not about being equal with a man. 0.52

06:40:57.880 It's about a woman and a man coming together and sharing...

06:41:02.100 And being equal?

06:41:03.220 No.

06:41:04.140 Both having their rights to make decisions.

06:41:07.800 So, being equal with men?

06:41:09.700 It's not about an equal... 0.85

06:41:11.700 So, if men have all the rights and women have no rights and you want to be equal, who do 0.99

06:41:17.120 you want to be equal with?

06:41:19.500 I want both of them to have rights to make decisions.

06:41:22.840 Yeah.

06:41:23.160 So, men are here, let's say.

06:41:28.060 Men are everywhere.

06:41:29.660 Thank God.

06:41:33.540 I know.

06:41:34.320 You love that word.

06:41:35.100 So, you have patriotic ideas and thoughts and words.

06:41:40.660 It's not patriotic.

06:41:41.980 Listen.

06:41:42.480 Let's try again.

06:41:43.460 Let's try again.

06:41:44.120 Let's try again.

06:41:44.380 I have a different way of describing...

06:41:45.800 If women are being oppressed, women being the monolith of all women, there's only two 1.00

06:41:52.020 sects of human beings, women and men.

06:41:53.880 That's all that exists.

06:41:55.120 Women, men.

06:41:56.300 If women, all women are being oppressed, who are they being oppressed by?

06:42:04.020 There's not just men and women.

06:42:07.040 There's...

06:42:07.280 Really?

06:42:07.900 What's the...

06:42:08.240 Really?

06:42:08.760 There's other...

06:42:09.480 What are they?

06:42:10.720 Are they the Lefludians? 1.00

06:42:12.620 Who the fuck are the third? 1.00

06:42:14.200 If there's not just men and women, who are they? 0.99

06:42:17.060 I guess you don't get out much.

06:42:18.160 Are they the Lefludians? 0.99

06:42:19.320 No, there's transgenders. 1.00

06:42:23.040 Transgenders aren't men or women? 0.99

06:42:25.220 They're a mix.

06:42:27.420 They're a mix of men and women.

06:42:29.480 Of both sexes.

06:42:30.960 Oh.

06:42:31.260 So, thank God, they came together.

06:42:34.400 So, you think that women were fighting for their rights against transgenders? 0.98

06:42:41.100 No, I'm...

06:42:41.940 It's not.

06:42:43.020 Women... 1.00

06:42:43.220 Who were they fighting for their rights against?

06:42:46.360 It's not against anyone.

06:42:48.660 They just wanted their own rights.

06:42:50.600 And you being a man, maybe you can't understand that concept that a woman wants to make their 1.00

06:42:58.000 own decision about giving birth.

06:43:03.300 About her own decision.

06:43:04.080 Yeah, I agree.

06:43:04.780 About...

06:43:04.980 So, if women want to make their own decision about giving birth, and there's another group 0.96

06:43:09.880 who aren't women, who say, no, you can't, what would you classify that group as if you 1.00

06:43:16.260 had to give them a name? 1.00

06:43:17.840 Sick. 0.98

06:43:18.800 Oh, my God. 0.99

06:43:20.480 You wouldn't classify them as being men?

06:43:25.060 Not all men are biased against women having rights.

06:43:32.680 So, there's a lot of men...

06:43:34.940 Great.

06:43:35.320 So, then women never fought for their rights against men. 0.61

06:43:37.740 Got it.

06:43:38.100 Who did they fight for their rights against?

06:43:40.820 Was it other women? 1.00

06:43:42.080 Were women out there with ARs and they were like, ah, fucking bitch, you can't have no 1.00

06:43:46.780 rights? 1.00

06:43:47.220 Is that what happened?

06:43:48.520 Like, tell me.

06:43:49.160 Tell me how this works.

06:43:49.220 There actually are women who don't want women to have their own rights. 1.00

06:43:54.000 Oh.

06:43:54.380 Yeah.

06:43:54.960 Do you think that feminism was an attack against women for oppressing women?

06:44:02.380 Or do you think it was...

06:44:03.400 It's not an attack.

06:44:04.340 ...them pushing back against men because men were at the top of the hierarchy? 1.00

06:44:08.200 No.

06:44:08.300 Like, which one do you think is true?

06:44:09.780 It's not an attack.

06:44:11.420 It's women speaking up for themselves and saying, we'd like to have our rights to vote. 1.00

06:44:17.180 We'd like to have our rights to make decisions.

06:44:19.900 Yeah.

06:44:20.260 So, women, being all women, are speaking up because they want their rights. 0.73

06:44:25.500 Who are they speaking up to?

06:44:28.260 The world.

06:44:29.880 Oh, the world.

06:44:30.860 My goodness.

06:44:32.980 Here, let me get everybody's answer on this.

06:44:34.880 Are you a feminist? 1.00

06:44:35.860 Brilliant, by the way.

06:44:37.140 Huh?

06:44:37.360 Yeah.

06:44:37.820 That was probably the best debate that I've had all evening.

06:44:42.320 The answer's obvious.

06:44:43.720 You know it's obvious.

06:44:45.120 But instead of just conceding so that we can have the conversation, it's far easier for

06:44:49.880 you to project into my mind using your dolphin technology in order to convince me that feminism 1.00

06:44:56.700 was really all about women oppressing women. 0.95

06:45:00.660 Brilliant stuff.

06:45:01.740 I am impressed.

06:45:03.200 One day, I hope that I can project like you can my thoughts into other people's relations.

06:45:08.480 I hope your wife just smothers you with love.

06:45:14.240 She's watching right now.

06:45:15.760 Yeah.

06:45:16.240 Yeah, my wife does smother me with love. 1.00

06:45:18.500 How about your husband?

06:45:19.340 Does she smother you with love?

06:45:20.540 She gets...

06:45:21.240 She's been celibate for nine years, bro.

06:45:22.680 Don't...

06:45:22.960 That's a sensitive subject, bro.

06:45:24.560 I mean, that's... 0.98

06:45:25.640 Well, that sucks. 0.99

06:45:27.020 That sucks. 0.99

06:45:27.700 No, it doesn't. 0.98

06:45:28.300 That's a low-fall, Andrew.

06:45:29.460 It's a choice called feminism. 1.00

06:45:32.620 Wait, what?

06:45:33.380 It's a choice.

06:45:33.940 You're celibate because you're a feminist? 1.00

06:45:35.600 Like my wife did, you'd have somebody cute to cuddle with at night. 1.00

06:45:39.500 Wait, this is the most based...

06:45:41.580 Wait, did you...

06:45:42.240 I don't know if you guys caught on to this.

06:45:43.640 What she just said is the most base thing ever.

06:45:46.660 So I said that she's been celibate for nine years, and she's like, yeah, it's called feminism. 1.00

06:45:52.920 That's how it works, bro.

06:45:54.100 These feminists be celibate. 1.00

06:45:55.360 No.

06:45:55.680 Just kidding.

06:45:56.240 I'm kidding.

06:45:56.640 It's a choice to be with the right man.

06:45:59.740 Of course.

06:46:00.240 Of course.

06:46:00.560 Sorry, sorry.

06:46:01.080 I don't know why...

06:46:01.720 Why do I have the female condom now? 1.00

06:46:03.380 You threw it down on your chair when you left. 0.97

06:46:05.200 Yeah.

06:46:05.940 So hold on.

06:46:07.060 Going around the table, you got to move it on.

06:46:08.880 I'm sorry.

06:46:09.220 I got to move it on a little bit.

06:46:10.300 You want to be a feminist? 1.00

06:46:11.180 You know, the feminists... 1.00

06:46:12.100 Are you?

06:46:12.660 Okay.

06:46:13.480 Are you a feminist? 1.00

06:46:15.320 Yes.

06:46:16.560 Oh, I don't know if we caught you.

06:46:18.300 No, you did.

06:46:18.620 I said you.

06:46:19.600 And then yes?

06:46:21.220 I'm going to say I'm a feminist and a masculinist. 1.00

06:46:24.600 I'm both.

06:46:25.220 And I don't feel like those are mutually exclusive.

06:46:29.340 I feel like if a female is doing the same job, she should be rewarded with the same pay. 1.00

06:46:39.340 And I also believe that women should be able to make decisions. 0.67

06:46:43.660 And I'm also a masculinist.

06:46:46.180 I respect men and the role that they have in our society.

06:46:49.660 I believe it's a very important role and it's needed.

06:46:55.060 And a healthy masculinity is a very important thing.

06:46:58.760 I agree.

06:46:59.340 Amen.

06:47:00.180 If you had to define feminism, what would you define it as? 1.00

06:47:03.100 Like I just did.

06:47:04.160 I'm not about tearing down patriarchy or any of the extremes of the feminist activists and things like that.

06:47:18.000 I just believe that women should be treated fairly.

06:47:23.500 And like, for instance, let me give you an example.

06:47:26.460 As equals?

06:47:27.820 No, they're not equal.

06:47:29.820 Let me give you an example.

06:47:31.540 Wait, I'm sorry.

06:47:32.120 I didn't hear your answer.

06:47:32.880 Let me continue.

06:47:36.080 Yeah, I know, but I didn't hear your answer.

06:47:37.900 Can you just tell me what your answer was?

06:47:39.660 Yeah, I'll circle back to that.

06:47:40.660 She said they're not equal.

06:47:42.160 Yeah, I said they're not.

06:47:44.420 So my grandmother, when she passed away, had a lot of paperwork, as old people do. 1.00

06:47:50.760 And going through her paperwork, I found a letter from the bank.

06:47:55.500 This was in the 1960s.

06:47:57.720 She was the sole breadwinner.

06:47:59.500 My grandfather died.

06:47:59.880 Oh, God, it's going to be a...

06:48:01.200 Grandma couldn't have a bank account argument. 0.99

06:48:03.380 Here we go.

06:48:04.940 Oh, I'm sorry.

06:48:05.400 Was that a hot mic?

06:48:07.100 Whatever.

06:48:07.920 So whatever is the name of the show.

06:48:11.780 So anyway, my grandfather was terminally ill with cancer.

06:48:16.120 And so she was supporting him and herself.

06:48:19.720 And she worked at the hospital. 0.96

06:48:21.600 She was a nurse, like I was telling you.

06:48:23.740 And so, yeah, she had to get his signature to agree that she could open a checking account to put her own paychecks in.

06:48:30.960 And so that she could pay the bills and everything.

06:48:33.080 So my grandma couldn't have a bank account argument. 1.00

06:48:35.800 He was in hospice and, you know, whatever.

06:48:37.760 So I just feel like that that's really unnecessary, that type of thing.

06:48:42.600 And I'm not, you know, going to pretend that that's okay.

06:48:47.040 How much debt did your grandma die with?

06:48:50.100 How much debt?

06:48:51.560 Yeah.

06:48:52.920 She had no debt.

06:48:54.380 Yeah, that's right.

06:48:55.080 You know why she had no debt?

06:48:56.300 Because she worked her tail off and she saved all the money. 1.00

06:48:58.420 No, it's because men incurred all the debt.

06:49:00.600 Okay.

06:49:01.080 In your grandma's day, men incurred all the debt of the wife. 0.88

06:49:04.640 Because they were the head of the household.

06:49:06.320 No, this is the truth.

06:49:07.940 You may not like it, but this is what's actually true.

06:49:11.800 Women could not incur debt. 1.00

06:49:14.660 Their husbands incurred all of their debt.

06:49:18.320 This was the primary argument against the suffragettes from the anti-suffragettes, 0.92

06:49:23.640 of which there were many more than there were suffragettes. 1.00

06:49:26.120 That's why your grandma died with no debt, because her husband incurred all of it.

06:49:31.240 And so while you say, well, you know, it seems unnecessary.

06:49:34.200 She didn't have a bank account.

06:49:35.020 Well, that's great.

06:49:36.160 Maybe she didn't, but she also didn't have any debt.

06:49:39.240 And right now, most women are laden with debt. 1.00

06:49:41.760 Like if I asked you honestly, an honest question to you, right now, how much debt do you have?

06:49:47.720 Is it significant?

06:49:49.280 Is it moderate?

06:49:50.420 Is it zero?

06:49:51.560 You personally likely have debt.

06:49:53.980 And that never would have happened in your grandma's era.

06:50:01.340 Brian? 1.00

06:50:02.920 I'm putting this fucking rugby ball in a fucking rear naked choke, boys. 1.00

06:50:08.840 What? 1.00

06:50:09.540 Why are you?

06:50:10.220 What?

06:50:11.180 It sounded like you wanted to say something. 0.97

06:50:13.520 No, I was just fucking this rugby ball up. 0.94

06:50:16.060 Yeah. 0.97

06:50:16.640 He's lost it, guys.

06:50:18.400 Hold on to here.

06:50:19.120 So I was just curious, if you can answer to that.

06:50:26.560 Do you think that women in debt and modernity is better than a system where men incurred, their husbands incurred all the debt? 0.66

06:50:32.460 Well, that was the first question you asked right just now.

06:50:35.460 So it wasn't that I was not answering it.

06:50:37.600 But, you know, I, like I said, I have my views and I explained what those were.

06:50:45.540 So.

06:50:46.720 Okay.

06:50:47.400 Hang on, hang on.

06:50:48.340 Is that an answer to my question?

06:50:50.060 I don't have to answer your question.

06:50:52.740 She doesn't want to.

06:50:53.300 So you just are going to refuse to answer any of the questions that I asked you.

06:50:56.680 So what you can do is you can go into a long misleading diatribe again, like you did with the Gospels, and then say, well, wait a second.

06:51:05.940 Wait a second.

06:51:07.460 See, yeah, grandma died with no debt.

06:51:09.980 And when I asked you, wasn't that a preferable system to what we have right now?

06:51:14.320 Well, I have no comment.

06:51:15.760 Why are we here about debt out of all the other things that are happening when I was talking about this?

06:51:19.360 I'm going to bring it to something else.

06:51:22.320 But all of you who said you're feminists, I do have a question.

06:51:24.380 Do you think women should be drafted? 1.00

06:51:28.300 Me?

06:51:29.160 Yeah.

06:51:29.560 To the women who said they're feminists. 1.00

06:51:33.720 Into the mic.

06:51:37.080 You are going to always hate my answers.

06:51:39.420 So first of all, some people might not have all the information to answer.

06:51:42.700 Just let her answer.

06:51:43.480 Well, okay.

06:51:44.440 So obviously we need a military just in case we go to war.

06:51:49.200 Yeah, there's a volunteer military.

06:51:50.740 Yes.

06:51:51.060 And then the draft, just in case we need to send extra troops to war.

06:51:56.440 Yep.

06:52:03.220 I don't know.

06:52:04.560 Wait, but didn't you say that feminism is one of you two who said feminism is about equality, right? 1.00

06:52:10.720 I mean, I would say yes if that was the case.

06:52:14.020 If you want to go like 100% follow equality, then you'd say yes.

06:52:18.300 But like, why the hesitation with the answer?

06:52:20.880 Because it's just, on that, so number one, men are the ones that chose for men to go to war.

06:52:29.100 Well, that's, okay, let's assume that we had a female president. 1.00

06:52:31.500 Even easier, let's just grant that you're right. 0.84

06:52:37.300 Let's say that a nation state, an evil nation state of evil men, like communists, for instance, 0.86

06:52:42.960 decided to attack a sovereign nation because they wanted their resources and this and that.

06:52:49.440 And the men of that nation defended that nation against those evil men.

06:52:54.200 And is that them then deciding to go to war or are they going to war because war was forced upon them?

06:53:01.320 No, I wasn't saying in that context.

06:53:02.960 I was saying men chose for men to be drafted in the U.S. and not choosing women to be drafted as well.

06:53:12.140 So?

06:53:12.380 So I'm saying you guys did, you guys put that on yourself.

06:53:19.880 Right, okay.

06:53:21.660 So wait, let me know.

06:53:23.060 I understand where you're coming from.

06:53:24.440 I'm sorry.

06:53:25.340 Is equality the idea that if previous generations laid down an unjust policy,

06:53:32.200 that that means that modern generations, if they're striving for equality, would not try to repeal such a policy?

06:53:39.000 Good answer.

06:53:40.740 No, I get that.

06:53:41.500 The thing is, I think that here's a, if I can say this real quick and no one interrupts.

06:53:47.160 I think that some people don't have all the information to things and don't know what to answer

06:53:51.600 because you're going to do like a gotcha, like bam, like you're going to go here with this and I'm going to say this.

06:53:56.540 That's why some people don't want to answer because they don't know where you're coming from.

06:54:00.040 So if all the information is laid out.

06:54:02.040 So unless you can predict whatever my logical response is going to be, you're terrified to get in your position because it could be wrong?

06:54:09.400 Well, I'm saying that we know what you're like.

06:54:12.100 You're literally doing this all night.

06:54:13.980 Yeah, so here's, so here's what I do.

06:54:16.860 I haven't heard any of your arguments.

06:54:19.240 I don't know any of you.

06:54:20.620 You could have bedazzled me, razzled me, completely defeated every single argument that I had.

06:54:26.960 The thing is, is that unfortunately you're predictable.

06:54:30.300 And the reason that you're predictable is because most women in modernity are NPCs who just regurgitate what they've heard and they don't have original thoughts. 1.00

06:54:38.680 If you want to talk about NPCs and no souls, if I couldn't predict what you were going to say, you would have completely obliterated me.

06:54:45.220 If you're terrified to give a position because you're afraid I'm going to blow it out, you should really rethink your positions.

06:54:50.960 Maybe you should just talk to people like me and they wouldn't feel so nervous.

06:54:54.300 Okay, let me actually move it forward. 0.99

06:54:56.200 You're a debate for someone like crazy. 0.69

06:54:58.900 Why are you so aggressive? 0.99

06:54:59.920 Chill.

06:55:00.340 Hold on, let me just move it forward.

06:55:01.500 It's not aggression for me to point out.

06:55:04.060 What if I actually said which is aggressive?

06:55:07.740 I'm trying to move it forward.

06:55:09.760 But y'all just keep talking about the meta conversation.

06:55:12.860 It's Andrew.

06:55:13.640 We could come off.

06:55:14.360 Go, Brian.

06:55:15.560 Okay, all right.

06:55:16.420 So, okay.

06:55:17.140 Let's get the answers from everybody.

06:55:18.580 Okay, feminist. 1.00

06:55:19.620 So, do you actually want to answer the question?

06:55:21.160 To the draft?

06:55:24.500 Yeah, let me get everybody's answers before either of us.

06:55:27.260 So, my answer was I don't know.

06:55:28.840 Okay.

06:55:29.540 Let's stick with that.

06:55:30.460 Okay, what's your answer?

06:55:32.420 So, should women be drafted under this context? 1.00

06:55:36.760 Yeah.

06:55:37.040 What context?

06:55:38.260 There's no context.

06:55:38.900 Like, in using logic and saying that it's equal and that means women should be drafted now. 0.99

06:55:44.600 Okay, here's the context.

06:55:45.820 Men are subject to the draft.

06:55:47.120 Women aren't. 1.00

06:55:47.880 Should women be subject to the draft? 1.00

06:55:49.720 Correct.

06:55:50.660 So, saying that feminism is equality, you would say logically. 0.61

06:55:53.600 For sure, yeah.

06:55:54.160 But I'm just saying, here's my anecdote real quick.

06:55:57.160 I think that rich people's children should be drafted first and foremost because it's

06:56:04.520 a rich man's war and that's, we send poor people to war so it should be rich people's 0.99

06:56:09.400 children which are like the senators of the fucking house and rep. 1.00

06:56:12.780 Okay. 1.00

06:56:13.300 That's my anecdote.

06:56:14.240 Okay.

06:56:14.500 Thank you.

06:56:14.900 Wait, wait, I got to get into this incoherency, Brian.

06:56:21.020 We got to let everybody else answer.

06:56:23.980 Okay.

06:56:24.420 Go ahead.

06:56:25.280 I don't believe in the draft.

06:56:28.080 Okay.

06:56:28.360 Okay, but we do have a draft, assuming that the draft will never be gotten rid of, should women be drafted. 1.00

06:56:36.500 Well, kind of what they brought up is men design the draft.

06:56:41.860 It's not really, my feminism point isn't about equality. 0.97

06:56:46.540 Men design the draft. 0.99

06:56:47.900 Okay.

06:56:48.820 What does that have, one, what does that have to do with anything at all?

06:56:53.840 A lot, because the men design.

06:56:55.720 You don't think if women were, let's just say we, 1.00

06:56:58.360 elected to every single country in the world,

06:57:01.280 we just elected all women into power, 1.00

06:57:04.080 you don't think that there, you think there would just be peace?

06:57:06.660 Yes.

06:57:07.000 You think it would just be peace?

06:57:08.160 There would not be war?

06:57:09.060 What if I told you if they actually,

06:57:10.360 they did an analysis of queens, monarchs, throughout history,

06:57:16.240 and they found that queens were more likely to wage war than kings?

06:57:22.220 That's hard for me to believe.

06:57:23.580 And under Andrew's kind of way of,

06:57:27.340 what, can you name a few queens?

06:57:30.160 I don't know off the top of my head,

06:57:31.780 but there's, I could, we could pull up the study if you doubt it.

06:57:34.560 Nick, we have a queen study.

06:57:35.780 No, I just, I just think that a lot of,

06:57:37.180 Yes, it's Andrew's position.

06:57:38.720 Andrew can name some of the queens.

06:57:39.840 Wait, I just think some of the queens were in response to defending their country from attacks.

06:57:45.780 So it wasn't so much that they wanted,

06:57:48.540 Well, if they were wars of aggression.

06:57:49.160 They didn't want to go to war.

06:57:51.060 They were responding and protecting.

06:57:52.440 They started the wars.

06:57:54.040 And protecting their countries.

06:57:55.180 Wait, but hold on.

06:57:55.860 They attacked sovereign nations.

06:57:57.700 Wait, but hold on.

06:57:58.440 Not they were attacked.

06:57:59.760 They attacked.

06:58:00.600 Wait, but hold on.

06:58:01.200 When I think about Queen Elizabeth, and even like the Belgium queen,

06:58:05.880 they were actually trying to protect their countries.

06:58:09.660 And same with Queen Elizabeth.

06:58:11.600 I mean, there was a few Queen Elizabeths.

06:58:13.420 Who was Queen Elizabeth trying to protect her country from? 0.99

06:58:16.900 From the other countries that were trying to protect her country?

06:58:18.880 Yeah.

06:58:19.160 What was the other country called?

06:58:23.180 Which time?

06:58:24.740 Which time, Andrew?

06:58:25.840 The first time.

06:58:29.620 The first time, well, it was from the Germans. 1.00

06:58:35.200 Well, no, that was the second time.

06:58:37.040 The first time was, who was it?

06:58:39.020 Are you talking about the most recent monarch?

06:58:41.940 No, no, the one before.

06:58:43.520 The one before.

06:58:44.040 Well, yeah, I know.

06:58:44.740 But like the queen.

06:58:45.900 The one before, I think, was like Prussia.

06:58:48.040 No, no, not her.

06:58:49.000 The one before.

06:58:50.560 It was before, wait.

06:58:51.920 And then there was like Scotland.

06:58:54.180 Wait, the Queen of England?

06:58:55.020 The one who just recently passed away.

06:58:57.060 There was two Queen Elizabeths.

06:58:58.400 No, I'm pretty sure the father.

06:59:01.040 Didn't the father pass away?

06:59:02.940 And then she?

06:59:04.380 There was another Queen Elizabeth.

06:59:05.400 Wait, was there?

06:59:06.000 Was it the?

06:59:07.300 There was a Queen Elizabeth.

06:59:09.180 And then the dad.

06:59:11.760 And then another Queen Elizabeth.

06:59:14.600 But the first one.

06:59:15.200 Oh, so you're saying like back in the 1800s?

06:59:17.820 I'm not sure exactly the years.

06:59:21.120 But there was a Queen who was trying to protect and was like through Scotland and then France

06:59:26.080 and then all these different countries and then Prussia were trying to invade her country.

06:59:32.900 So she was.

06:59:33.700 You're talking about Elizabeth II?

06:59:36.220 The one.

06:59:37.100 No, no, no.

06:59:37.560 Yeah, I was right.

06:59:38.420 Her predecessor was George VI.

06:59:41.280 So there was not King, Queen, and then the Queen that just reigned.

06:59:47.200 Yeah.

06:59:47.920 I think he practiced like that.

06:59:49.260 Her predecessor was George VI.

06:59:51.400 But I'm just saying I was making certain observations about Queens trying to protect their kingdom.

06:59:58.120 So they weren't creating wars.

06:59:58.720 In any conflict, there's the belligerent, there's the aggressor.

07:00:02.880 And I guess the, I mean, well, military conflicts are not that black and white.

07:00:06.800 But if there were two kings, there would be a king who he's being aggressed upon.

07:00:14.280 If we're kind of looking at this very simply.

07:00:15.840 I'm just saying on the whole, women and Queens, like their job is to protect their country, right?

07:00:22.600 And so they were doing it in defense, not creating wars like a majority of men rulers like to do.

07:00:29.560 Okay, so your position is.

07:00:30.800 So back to the draft.

07:00:32.160 Yeah, so women should not be drafted then because men. 1.00

07:00:35.100 No, I just, I don't believe in the draft.

07:00:38.140 Neither men.

07:00:39.280 I believe both should have the choice whether or not they want to fight.

07:00:43.760 Okay, that's great.

07:00:44.440 You know what?

07:00:44.580 That's totally fair.

07:00:45.780 I just got to ask a quick follow-up.

07:00:47.520 So if your country is attacked by a sovereign nation, who should defend it?

07:00:55.080 People that want to fight.

07:00:58.240 Yeah, yeah, but should your country then be able to institute a draft?

07:01:02.440 No, I don't believe in the draft.

07:01:03.980 I believe that a man and a woman should make a choice about whether or not they want to fight.

07:01:10.360 And actually, women are better at shooting a gun and bows and arrows. 1.00

07:01:16.220 Yes, they are. 0.97

07:01:16.920 No, they're not.

07:01:18.320 Based on what?

07:01:19.320 Where did you come up with this?

07:01:20.560 You just, it's your source.

07:01:22.080 I just made it up.

07:01:23.900 I was trained in shooting guns and I was better than the.

07:01:27.460 I was trained in shooting guns too.

07:01:29.480 Better than the Navy SEAL.

07:01:30.660 And I was better than all the women who were around me.

07:01:32.640 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

07:01:33.360 Andrew.

07:01:33.780 Hang on, hang on.

07:01:34.280 I got to know.

07:01:34.860 No, no, no.

07:01:35.340 No, Andrew, you did not.

07:01:36.440 Well, hold on, hold on.

07:01:37.220 I don't think you heard that.

07:01:37.820 You better, I don't think you heard that.

07:01:39.260 Say it one more time.

07:01:42.520 How about which part?

07:01:42.980 Better than the men. 0.54

07:01:44.880 She said better than the men.

07:01:45.660 No, no.

07:01:46.200 A Navy SEAL trained me how to shoot a gun.

07:01:49.200 Oh, I thought you said better than Navy SEAL.

07:01:51.060 No, for the first time I shot better than him and I shot all the targets.

07:01:55.980 Your first time you shot better than your instructor?

07:01:58.580 Yes.

07:01:59.600 Well, let me ask you a question.

07:02:00.740 They said women on the whole have better shot. 1.00

07:02:03.140 Just a very quick cut in.

07:02:04.940 What was the type of gun you fired?

07:02:07.040 I shot a .45 Magnum.

07:02:09.800 I shot a .45 Magnum.

07:02:12.800 Yeah.

07:02:13.120 And then I shot two other guns.

07:02:15.520 What was the two other guns?

07:02:17.420 I forget.

07:02:18.280 It was when I was in college at UCSB.

07:02:20.560 Don't Magnums?

07:02:21.180 That's the first time I've ever heard of a .45 Magnum.

07:02:24.700 Yeah.

07:02:25.060 Was it a handgun or a rifle or an SMG?

07:02:28.600 What was it?

07:02:30.600 I don't remember.

07:02:31.560 It was just three different guns.

07:02:33.180 And the last one had quite a kick.

07:02:35.840 Was it long or was it short?

07:02:37.700 Oh, stop.

07:02:39.680 Was it like this?

07:02:40.880 Now you're making a reference to something else.

07:02:45.060 Well, no.

07:02:45.500 No.

07:02:45.720 I'm just asking.

07:02:47.000 Is this a Navy show?

07:02:47.700 Look, if you're so skilled, the Navy SEAL taught you how to shoot a .45 Magnum.

07:02:52.520 It was like.

07:02:53.020 You blew them out.

07:02:54.480 Was it a gun that was like this or like that?

07:02:56.260 There was a .22.

07:02:57.060 There was a .22.

07:02:57.960 The last gun had quite a kick.

07:03:01.780 And so I know it was like.

07:03:03.300 That was probably a .45.

07:03:04.560 Okay, let me get everybody's answers on this.

07:03:07.800 Should women be drafted? 1.00

07:03:09.680 Do I want to be drafted?

07:03:10.920 No.

07:03:11.300 Should they be drafted?

07:03:12.380 Sure.

07:03:13.060 Okay.

07:03:13.880 Yes.

07:03:14.840 Okay.

07:03:15.300 All right.

07:03:16.260 Yeah, I think that there should be equality of opportunity but not equality of outcome.

07:03:22.340 So, I mean, I personally, I think that if women are going to want to be treated as equals, then yes, they should be drafted. 1.00

07:03:32.880 And that's only fair.

07:03:35.280 But I also like how some other countries do it where it's mandatory for like a year or two years for males and females.

07:03:44.600 Because I feel like that goes across all the socioeconomic levels and some people are not going to be able to skip out on it and just leave the burden of protection to everybody else's kids and especially the lawmakers.

07:04:00.760 You know, they'll, I think they would be less likely to enter into trivial things if they knew their kids were also being impacted by that decision, you know.

07:04:11.520 But to go just to the question you asked, if women want to be treated as equals, then yes, they should be drafted. 1.00

07:04:20.560 That's good.

07:04:21.760 I think women should be drafted. 1.00

07:04:23.160 In fact, I think equity would dictate that for the next thousand years, only women fight in wars and only women are drafted. 1.00

07:04:34.960 That's fair.

07:04:35.560 That's fair.

07:04:37.760 That's equity.

07:04:39.300 That would be equitable.

07:04:41.260 You know, for the thousands of years men were the ones fighting in wars.

07:04:45.760 I think it's fair.

07:04:46.380 It's equity.

07:04:46.840 Whose fault is that?

07:04:47.900 That's equity.

07:04:48.980 I don't even believe, I don't believe in equality.

07:04:52.040 I believe in equity.

07:04:54.620 Okay?

07:04:55.060 I believe in equity. 1.00

07:04:56.220 Get out of here with this equality shit. 0.99

07:04:58.860 Okay? 1.00

07:04:59.640 Oh, snap. 0.99

07:05:01.020 Oh, my God.

07:05:01.540 Anyways.

07:05:03.920 Hold on.

07:05:04.520 Let me get these chats.

07:05:05.280 Let me get these chats and we can finish.

07:05:08.560 AD donated $199.

07:05:12.220 How does the panel feel about women in relationships having male friends?

07:05:16.640 Do they think the fellows have ulterior motives?

07:05:20.000 Starting with Morgan.

07:05:21.080 M-Dog.

07:05:21.660 You got this.

07:05:22.460 Wait, what?

07:05:23.100 What's the question?

07:05:24.120 How does it mean?

07:05:25.720 If you have male friends.

07:05:26.640 Like, if I had a male friend?

07:05:28.020 Yeah.

07:05:28.740 Like, is that cool?

07:05:30.100 Disrespectful?

07:05:30.880 Disrespectful, okay.

07:05:32.560 So, like, this is asking, like, if you're in a relationship and you have male friends, or is this, like, you have a relationship with males?

07:05:42.520 You know what I mean?

07:05:44.360 So, the question is.

07:05:45.540 Women in relationships having male friends? 1.00

07:05:49.660 I don't think it's disrespectful.

07:05:52.020 Honestly, I would freaking break up with someone because my best friend is a male.

07:05:56.140 So, if they tell me I can't be friends with him, I'm not doing it.

07:06:02.820 Disrespect.

07:06:04.140 Okay.

07:06:04.380 I think, I mean, I have two very, I have two friends that are male that are very close to me, and I've known them since before I was in my relationship.

07:06:16.780 Yep.

07:06:17.780 And I don't, and we all hang out in, like, friend groups.

07:06:22.260 It's not so okay.

07:06:23.160 Almost fell down, guys.

07:06:25.400 We're, they're friends with all of us in our friend group, and we all hang out together as a group and stuff like that.

07:06:33.240 Okay.

07:06:33.740 So.

07:06:33.960 I need quick answers if you can.

07:06:35.200 Same thing, yeah.

07:06:35.460 Sorry.

07:06:36.040 It's not, it's fine.

07:06:36.560 Same thing.

07:06:37.260 Oh, but the question at the end was, do they have alternative motives?

07:06:41.320 And I don't, I think guy friends.

07:06:43.520 Sure.

07:06:43.960 Well, at least my guy friends.

07:06:45.460 On the mic.

07:06:46.640 My guy friends, they don't have alternative motives.

07:06:48.860 Okay.

07:06:49.440 Yeah.

07:06:51.220 He can have girlfriends, and I can have boyfriends.

07:06:54.760 Okay.

07:06:55.880 I think it's fine.

07:06:58.080 I think it's fine if the, if both people have set up boundaries with each other about, you know, is he going to have female friends?

07:07:06.100 Is she going to have male friends? 0.66

07:07:07.520 And what are the boundaries for that?

07:07:08.920 Then, you know, then it should be fine as long as you stay in the boundaries.

07:07:12.360 Okay.

07:07:13.400 All right.

07:07:14.300 We have, Morgan, can you read this one?

07:07:16.660 Mm-hmm.

07:07:17.560 Andrew, claim your args are not, sorry, arguments are non-secular.

07:07:24.480 What are your morals based on regarding women and women, then?

07:07:27.840 U.S. Senate plus House R?

07:07:30.760 All I have to do is give you a preference.

07:07:33.400 If all my, if all I give you is a secular argument, meaning nothing grounded inside of anything which is religious,

07:07:40.440 all I need to do is give you a preference, and is every bit as valid as any preference you give me?

07:07:45.920 All right.

07:07:46.760 Thank you for that, Andrew.

07:07:47.700 Joe Murphy, thank you.

07:07:48.920 Thank you.

07:07:49.920 Please define the Western feminism is for everyone. 1.00

07:07:53.960 It's highly unlikely that these women have a specific or a historical reference to what the feminist movement was.

07:08:02.240 50-50 was not, is hitting a brick wall.

07:08:06.000 All right.

07:08:07.100 Thank you, Joe Murphy.

07:08:09.020 Please define what Western feminism is for everyone. 1.00

07:08:12.940 Can I answer that?

07:08:13.140 Well, is there really a difference between Western feminism and... 1.00

07:08:16.720 Can I answer that?

07:08:18.600 Okay.

07:08:18.860 Yes, because Western feminism is equality in a, so yeah, there's like a couple different definitions of feminism, 1.00

07:08:27.900 depending on where we're at in the world.

07:08:32.420 So like Western feminism is the idea of like equality within the sexes. 1.00

07:08:38.300 And then another type would be like traditional feminism, where like you take on traditional roles. 1.00

07:08:46.960 Like the male would take on a male role.

07:08:48.700 Women take on women roles. 1.00

07:08:51.560 And like that's a traditional feminism. 1.00

07:08:53.700 And you want to keep that.

07:08:55.380 What?

07:08:55.700 And then there's, there's another one, I forget.

07:09:01.100 But yeah, there's a couple different ones.

07:09:03.140 So Western, obviously, it doesn't encompass every single...

07:09:05.180 Wait, let me ask you a question.

07:09:06.300 So under traditional feminism, you said, would the men and the women adhere to traditional gender roles?

07:09:13.980 Yes.

07:09:14.300 Okay.

07:09:15.020 So then under traditional feminism, it would be frowned upon for a woman to opt out of her traditional gender roles, 1.00

07:09:23.080 a.k.a. getting married and having children.

07:09:26.460 So yeah, it's encouraged to like, to embrace feminine roles.

07:09:33.320 So I mean...

07:09:35.160 So yeah, it would be frowned upon.

07:09:36.780 And be submissive to her husband? 0.98

07:09:38.520 Yeah, that's what that is.

07:09:39.020 So then what would be the feminist component of traditional feminism? 1.00

07:09:41.500 It's just like an idea.

07:09:42.740 I think that's just the definition.

07:09:43.920 I think it's just like the idea to keep, keep those roles.

07:09:48.760 I think that's just what that is.

07:09:54.160 I've never heard that before, but okay.

07:10:00.680 Yeah.

07:10:01.240 Wouldn't that just not be feminism? 1.00

07:10:03.520 Well, it's the definition.

07:10:04.700 So I would ask the scholars or something.

07:10:09.840 I don't know.

07:10:10.680 So what form...

07:10:12.340 Okay, feminism's about equality. 1.00

07:10:13.920 Where is the...

07:10:14.480 I mean, what's the...

07:10:15.820 It's just like ensuring that those...

07:10:18.160 Because it's like the belief that like women bring a certain value, men bring a certain value.

07:10:23.260 So it's just keeping those roles in.

07:10:25.840 All right.

07:10:26.720 Okay.

07:10:27.200 That's a...

07:10:28.200 I don't think I'm going to bite on that one, but...

07:10:30.840 There's also like there's intersectional feminism where that's more of what I believe in because 1.00

07:10:36.620 it's like the belief that like certain women have different disparities in other women,

07:10:42.760 like the different levels of that.

07:10:45.400 So like minority women have different struggles. 1.00

07:10:47.960 What's the comparison between Asian women and white women? 1.00

07:10:51.560 Like struggle?

07:10:53.080 Yeah.

07:10:53.420 Which one has it, I guess, worse in your...

07:10:56.060 From your purview?

07:10:57.520 From my purview would be different from someone else's.

07:11:00.380 What?

07:11:01.240 Because my definition of feminism is different. 0.99

07:11:03.420 Yeah, but intersectional feminism is the analysis of these differences. 1.00

07:11:07.980 Yeah, so then that...

07:11:08.920 So what's your analysis?

07:11:10.000 In that definition, it would be...

07:11:12.700 It's just the belief that like some women have it worse and to like acknowledge that

07:11:18.600 and that helps put an eye on that, especially in studies and stuff.

07:11:23.060 A lot of white women get... 1.00

07:11:25.420 They're studied way more than black women or Asian women. 1.00

07:11:29.600 But that's just intersectionality, period, right?

07:11:34.080 So intersectionality is the intergroup dynamics and you're looking at the intergroup dynamics

07:11:39.100 to see which ones are more oppressed than other groups or which ones fare better.

07:11:43.200 So that wouldn't even be specifically feminism. 1.00

07:11:45.800 That would just be intersectionality, right?

07:11:48.780 Yeah, within the branch of feminism, yeah. 1.00

07:11:52.820 Well, it wouldn't even be a branch of feminism. 1.00

07:11:54.800 It would just be intersectionalism, right?

07:11:57.520 Okay, yeah.

07:11:58.960 Yeah.

07:11:59.600 Okay.

07:12:00.740 Yeah, I'm going to move it on a little bit.

07:12:02.340 We'll come back to feminism a little bit later on. 1.00

07:12:04.160 But Alyssa, you said you had some wild stories of this ex-siles dating going crazy on my friends.

07:12:11.540 He was abusive.

07:12:12.900 Yeah, I don't...

07:12:14.160 Yeah.

07:12:15.660 So I don't even know which one to tell.

07:12:18.900 This feels like weird timing for this, but...

07:12:21.740 I'm just trying to get through all my pre-show notes.

07:12:24.640 Okay, maybe I'll do like the one funny one.

07:12:26.760 So this was like years ago.

07:12:29.720 We were in high school and we were like friends with these two older guys.

07:12:34.340 One ended up getting into a relationship with.

07:12:36.520 I did later on.

07:12:37.880 Big mistake.

07:12:38.560 Not good.

07:12:39.280 But we thought these boys were our friends and they were older than us.

07:12:42.540 And we were like, this is pretty cool.

07:12:45.340 We're getting attention from older guys.

07:12:46.540 And we're like, sleepover one night.

07:12:49.820 Okay.

07:12:50.500 He's there the next night.

07:12:52.460 Okay.

07:12:53.360 We go on vacation.

07:12:54.460 We go down to my cousin's house.

07:12:55.500 He leaves since we're not home.

07:12:58.000 And then it turns out the police ended up coming to my house because he was cutting my window screens, all of them in the backyard.

07:13:06.800 And it turns out he was sleeping in my doll playhouse in the basement.

07:13:13.020 The 17-year-old man was storing suits and court documents and uneaten food living in my dollhouse in the basement.

07:13:21.960 And so...

07:13:23.040 Wait.

07:13:23.840 For how long?

07:13:24.920 Wait.

07:13:25.100 Were you dating this guy?

07:13:26.220 No.

07:13:26.760 He just...

07:13:27.140 Well, we just thought he was our friend.

07:13:28.280 Oh, I don't care about that.

07:13:28.500 She was dating his brother.

07:13:29.820 Oh, okay.

07:13:30.340 Well, and then I have a story that goes into that, but I just didn't...

07:13:32.980 All right.

07:13:33.340 How long was he in your basement?

07:13:35.160 I don't actually know.

07:13:36.640 I don't really know.

07:13:37.620 I want to say we were down there for like a week, so I don't know.

07:13:40.580 Maybe he just slept in there while we were coming.

07:13:42.500 Oh, while you were at the vacation, he was...

07:13:44.500 Yeah, but my...

07:13:45.260 I mean, my parents were still at home, though, but it was just kind of weird.

07:13:48.460 You said you noticed a lot of negative views or language towards the women on the show that you don't feel is necessary.

07:13:53.980 Was there anything in specific?

07:13:56.300 That was just something I brought up, like, I think, a little earlier, too.

07:13:59.800 It was just...

07:14:00.320 Well, I slightly, like, touched on it.

07:14:02.100 I just feel like the direction that we have gone in now seems more, like, open, friendly, talkative, like we can discuss.

07:14:12.400 And I feel like sometimes in the podcast, it can get a little more just kind of...

07:14:17.220 We're not talking anymore.

07:14:18.520 We're just kind of yelling at each other, and nobody's vibing, and just we're trying to debate, but it's not really happening.

07:14:24.800 And I just see, like, I guess, I don't know, in previous videos that I've just seen...

07:14:29.100 Give me one example.

07:14:32.380 I don't know.

07:14:33.140 I really don't watch your videos, like, enough to provide, I think, a really good example for you.

07:14:38.340 I've just seen a lot of the clips just to kind of prepare for the show, but I've just seen that there seems to be some negativity towards women in general. 0.99

07:14:48.800 You have to provide an example.

07:14:50.460 I know, I don't, but if you go back and watch, or other people, but that's really all I have.

07:14:56.660 I can give just a brief bit of pushback.

07:15:00.160 So when you're having an argument with somebody, they're not going to agree with you. 1.00

07:15:05.220 And sometimes you may have a position which sounds fucking stupid. 1.00

07:15:11.040 That's just me being totally honest. 1.00

07:15:13.980 Sometimes you may have a position which sounds completely fucking stupid and idiotic. 1.00

07:15:18.620 And if that is so, and the other person points this out, and you're forced to agree, what happens is that's very uncomfortable for people. 1.00

07:15:26.620 What this is called is cognitive dissonance.

07:15:28.660 It's a thing which happens with many, many people when they get into arguments.

07:15:33.840 They engage in cognitive dissonance.

07:15:35.980 Once they do that, they almost shut down.

07:15:38.940 They feel like they're being assaulted, insulted, destroyed, you know, whatever you want to kind of label it.

07:15:44.660 Because they have to face their kind of own incoherence.

07:15:48.860 And so I think what happens often is people will make really bad arguments.

07:15:52.980 And when they have to face the outcome of what that actually entails, they get really upset.

07:15:59.740 And instead of saying, wait, maybe I'm just wrong, or I haven't thought this through, or there's something, you know, there's some entailment here which I haven't thought through, they instead blame the person who pointed it out.

07:16:12.120 I think that I definitely see that for sure.

07:16:15.300 I'm not trying to be like, oh, you guys are just women haters and bring us on all here.

07:16:21.220 I just mean that I feel like sometimes when you're asking the questions, like individually, like not to bring up body count again, but like the body count questions.

07:16:31.260 Like, I feel like during those, it seems to be like, I don't know, like just the conversations between, like they don't seem to be friendly anymore.

07:16:40.200 It doesn't seem to be like for argument's sake or anything like that.

07:16:43.600 I just mean like.

07:16:44.140 I understand that actually.

07:16:47.320 What I think happens, because I've been on the show like many, many, many times.

07:16:51.780 I have seen that.

07:16:52.240 And so I've seen this, I've seen this kind of go, go around time and time and time again.

07:16:57.580 So I have some good insight here.

07:16:59.620 What happens is the frustration, think about it from the other end.

07:17:05.280 So juxtapose yourself, put yourself in my shoes or in Brian's shoes or any other men who are sitting there.

07:17:12.580 If they feel like they're being lied to, they feel like, wait a second, there's no possible way you're telling me the truth right now.

07:17:20.300 How can a woman, so like for instance, I've had a 600 pound chick, maybe she wasn't that heavy, but something close to it. 1.00

07:17:26.580 Like say, say to me, I'm a 10 out of 10.

07:17:29.720 I'm on par with Scarlett Johansson.

07:17:31.900 And there's no possible way she actually believed that.

07:17:35.060 And when pushed, it was very obvious that she didn't, but doubled down on the lie.

07:17:39.440 So if you have people that you're trying to have a good faith discussion with who are literally lying to you and you know they're lying to you, you point the lie out and they still double down on it.

07:17:50.160 How can you, how can you even engage in good faith at that point?

07:17:53.300 Well, I would say that I guess specifically to that, like maybe she's not arguing, like at that point, doubling, like you're saying she's doubling down on the fact that she's as hot as Scarlett Johansson.

07:18:03.500 Maybe she's not so much doubling down on that, but she is like just feeling insecure.

07:18:08.320 And so that's like what's going on.

07:18:09.480 Like she's not trying to lie to you.

07:18:10.440 Well, I agree.

07:18:11.120 Like what I mean, like she's not trying to lie to you and tell you she looks like Scarlett Johansson.

07:18:14.800 Like she knows that.

07:18:15.340 Right, right.

07:18:16.000 I totally agree with you that at that point she feels like she's confronting her own cognitive dissonance and it's painful and she doesn't want to deal.

07:18:23.940 I get all that.

07:18:25.520 But if honesty leaves the discussion.

07:18:27.400 So earlier I asked this very basic question on body count.

07:18:31.240 Not on body count, but I'm sorry, on looks.

07:18:33.900 One to ten on looks.

07:18:35.500 And I said if you had a thousand people who rated you, what do you think their collective answer would be?

07:18:40.320 Now you tell me, just me and you.

07:18:42.780 Do you think that people were actually honest with me?

07:18:46.800 I think that, I mean, yeah, people feel good about themselves and I don't think that they were giving easy answers of just purely like their looks.

07:18:57.120 Like they want to feel good about themselves.

07:18:59.440 They're factoring in their personality.

07:19:01.120 And they are all hot, so they should all feel like they all are tense.

07:19:04.640 Are they all hot?

07:19:05.520 I think they're all hot and they are all tense.

07:19:08.500 Is that true?

07:19:09.600 Yeah.

07:19:10.460 Everyone's hot and beautiful in their own way.

07:19:12.540 So let me ask you this.

07:19:14.640 If you're in the truth-telling mood, can you tell me who the hottest woman in the studio is according to you? 0.98

07:19:21.060 I don't like to do that because I don't like to compare, no, like I don't like to compare women's like looks to other women's. 0.55

07:19:26.680 Like I just feel like that's mean and it kind of tears other women down.

07:19:30.000 So without saying out loud who you think the hottest woman in the room is, can you tell me at least this, that in your head you do think that there are some women in the room who are prettier than others?

07:19:41.640 But that also would be coming down to like my personal perspective and it's not like, and like that would be, like I'm not sitting here trying to judge women and be like, oh, is she cuter than her?

07:19:52.680 I'm not saying you are.

07:19:53.240 I know, but I mean, that's not what's going in my head.

07:19:56.240 Like when I'm looking at all these women and hearing them talk about like, are they a 10? 0.98

07:20:00.340 Are they an 8?

07:20:00.960 Like I'm not being like, oh, well, should she have really said that?

07:20:03.980 I mean, look at her compared to her. 0.83

07:20:05.740 Like I never runs through my mind.

07:20:07.460 Like, so I just, I don't, I don't put women against each other.

07:20:11.940 Wait, sorry, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew, Andrew.

07:20:13.820 I do, I do have to, Andrew.

07:20:14.660 I just want to wrap up very quickly with this last question.

07:20:16.840 Okay, last question.

07:20:17.540 Can you tell me though, in your brain at least, you think there are some women in the room who are prettier than other women in the room?

07:20:26.920 I mean, like, yes, but that doesn't mean that because one woman is prettier in one aspect that the other can't have just as pretty qualities in like other, like.

07:20:38.900 Now you understand why we don't feel like people are being honest with us.

07:20:42.060 Well, it's because people are being honest, but they're also not telling their whole, yeah, to different degrees.

07:20:47.920 Do you know what a lie of omission is?

07:20:49.580 It depends on the settings.

07:20:50.380 I'm sorry, say that again?

07:20:51.660 A lie of omission?

07:20:53.960 Yeah, but that's not really what.

07:20:56.920 Isn't it really what is going on?

07:20:59.820 It's a lie of omission, right?

07:21:01.480 No, because like.

07:21:02.140 Like, we know that you know that there's prettier girls in that room, or at least that you think some girls in the room are prettier than other girls.

07:21:10.960 But the reason you refuse to actually say what's objectively true is because you don't want to risk insult.

07:21:16.600 No, it's because it's unnecessary for me to do that to people.

07:21:21.480 Like, it's not up for me to tell her, like, how she should be defined by, like, me.

07:21:26.240 Like, I'm not, I would never, like.

07:21:30.820 Sorry.

07:21:32.140 Sidetracked.

07:21:32.660 Can I make an anecdote on that?

07:21:34.640 I think it might come from, like, you're saying in the way of you don't want to necessarily answer the question because it's not a value.

07:21:49.500 Like, he's trying to get you to answer this question.

07:21:51.860 But it's like, you are trying to get to a different point.

07:21:55.500 It's not really a value to answer that question.

07:21:57.760 Like, it's like, trying to understand why is that question relevant.

07:22:03.040 I get what you're saying, too.

07:22:03.060 I understand what you're saying.

07:22:04.040 You're saying, look, there's no value add from our end on answering this question.

07:22:10.020 It's just either going to make us look bad or make somebody else look bad, this type of thing.

07:22:13.740 I get that.

07:22:14.600 But just so you understand, if you're going to have open, honest dialogue, you're going to have to risk insulting.

07:22:20.780 You're going to have to risk being insulting.

07:22:22.860 Yeah, I understand that.

07:22:23.760 It's really actually going to be honest, and that's the point.

07:22:26.260 So you guys can come right back to this, but Dove has a dolphin to go take care of. 1.00

07:22:30.980 I want to get through her pre-show notes quickly here so that she has a dolphin.

07:22:34.980 She's got to take care.

07:22:35.740 She's got to leave. 0.53

07:22:37.020 So she was about to leave, but I said, hey, stay a few more minutes so I can get through her notes.

07:22:41.840 Dove, you said, accidentally, you called a private number of a well-known entrepreneur and then got invited on this trip to Morocco,

07:22:47.880 where he was meeting the Moroccan prince and king for business.

07:22:51.540 And then you dated over that week-long trip, as well as I became his nursemaid when he got sick,

07:22:57.920 going out onto the streets of Casablanca to find and buy his medicine.

07:23:03.260 Oh, my gosh.

07:23:04.000 That was the story.

07:23:05.060 Yes.

07:23:05.900 Oh, is there anything?

07:23:06.420 Yeah, it was pretty wild.

07:23:07.600 I guess it was telepathic.

07:23:10.760 Okay.

07:23:11.180 But not that I even was aware of it.

07:23:15.100 All of a sudden, I called this number, and it was the same person that I sat next to the plane with,

07:23:19.720 but I didn't have his number because I used to be super shy.

07:23:23.140 And then he says, I need you.

07:23:26.540 Can you come to Morocco and help me work?

07:23:29.920 So, and then I said yes.

07:23:32.880 Yes, and I flew from Colorado to, because at the time I was living in Aspen, working for John Denver during a couple summers.

07:23:42.660 Okay.

07:23:43.000 Were you involved in a relationship with this person?

07:23:47.180 Yes, for a week.

07:23:49.800 And he flew you out?

07:23:51.480 Hmm?

07:23:52.480 And he flew you out?

07:23:53.840 Yes, and in another plane, he went in his private plane,

07:23:57.260 and then I got picked up by the chauffeur.

07:24:02.860 We even went...

07:24:04.880 Wait, how old were you when this...

07:24:06.840 How long ago?

07:24:07.180 Very young.

07:24:07.900 Very young?

07:24:08.720 Yeah.

07:24:09.020 Back, okay.

07:24:10.080 Yeah, when I guess I was your age.

07:24:12.800 Where's all the chicks, like, trying to fly dudes out? 1.00

07:24:16.320 I've actually had a few options.

07:24:17.620 I actually heard of a comedian doing that recently.

07:24:21.940 I forget her name.

07:24:22.960 You mean Ellen?

07:24:23.700 Nikki Glaser?

07:24:24.860 It could have been Nikki Glaser. 0.58

07:24:25.980 I don't know, anyways.

07:24:26.400 No, it wasn't Brittany Brosky.

07:24:27.960 You said...

07:24:28.420 Brittany Brosky, yeah.

07:24:29.880 From years, and this is...

07:24:31.600 The question is, any dating topics takes you want to speak on?

07:24:34.880 You said, from years of animal communications with wild animals and some domestic,

07:24:40.220 my angles are on tips for dating, red flags, deal breakers, and gender roles.

07:24:45.160 I was a little confused there.

07:24:46.720 So are you kind of like, you got tips for dating and red flags and deal breakers and gender roles

07:24:51.040 because of the animal communications with wild animals?

07:24:53.940 Well, I just think that people relate to animals in a way that people have animal traits.

07:25:02.420 Yeah.

07:25:02.680 Like, once I was at a film festival and people were saying, what animal do I look like?

07:25:08.820 And I would just, without thinking, saying, oh, you're a dog, polar bear and stuff, and

07:25:15.160 people just said, oh, my God, he does have traits.

07:25:17.580 Or a wife would say, he actually acts like a dog.

07:25:20.780 Wait, what about Maddie?

07:25:22.120 Like, what kind of animal is she? 1.00

07:25:25.220 Maddie?

07:25:25.800 Yeah, right here.

07:25:27.360 I don't know.

07:25:27.780 I haven't...

07:25:28.660 No, just looking at her.

07:25:30.560 She's like a gazelle. 1.00

07:25:32.200 A gazelle?

07:25:33.460 Like a lizard?

07:25:34.300 No.

07:25:34.840 No.

07:25:36.160 A gazelle is a deer, but a really, like...

07:25:41.080 A doe.

07:25:41.940 I see a chipmunk.

07:25:42.740 Yeah, I was going to say squirrel.

07:25:45.420 Squirrel, yeah, I can see that, too.

07:25:46.780 Yeah.

07:25:46.920 But sometimes people have two animals.

07:25:50.280 Two?

07:25:50.800 So she's a squirrel and a gazelle.

07:25:54.440 She's a squirrel? 1.00

07:25:55.760 Well, aren't people animals?

07:25:57.160 No, she's a gazelle. 1.00

07:25:58.080 They are.

07:25:58.580 They're part of the animal kingdom.

07:26:00.320 But I just believe that people...

07:26:01.380 So aren't you anthropomorphizing?

07:26:03.720 So you're taking traits of human beings and mapping them onto animals?

07:26:09.380 I think that, like indigenous people, they valued the connection with wild animals and 1.00

07:26:17.500 animals having attribution spirits where they help guide them in their life.

07:26:25.360 And I believe all animals are here on earth as helpmates.

07:26:29.440 To take a Christian story... 0.57

07:26:31.240 Do you really believe that?

07:26:31.960 To take a Christian story... 0.57

07:26:34.080 Can I please finish?

07:26:35.180 To take a Christian story... 0.57

07:26:35.740 Well, I just wanted to ask a clarifying question.

07:26:38.140 Like Noah's Ark.

07:26:39.460 Why were all the animals on the ark and only a few humans?

07:26:43.560 Because I felt like God was saying, you humans are going to need a lot of help, and

07:26:48.980 I'm going to make sure all the animals are here on earth to help you.

07:26:53.020 So the animals are there to serve humans?

07:26:55.180 Not so much serve, be our helpmates.

07:26:58.020 It's different.

07:26:58.460 Well, I mean, that's kind of weird, right?

07:27:02.120 Spirit guides, helpmates?

07:27:04.120 It seems like you're being very selective, biblically, about what you think animals are

07:27:08.420 there for.

07:27:09.480 Are animals equals with us, according to the Bible, or are they lesser than us, according

07:27:13.700 to the Bible?

07:27:13.800 Well, if we've gotten into scripture, which I don't in this podcast, but...

07:27:17.860 And why did you bring up Noah's Ark?

07:27:19.260 It's like, ask the animals and they will teach you.

07:27:22.480 Yeah, but you just brought up Noah's Ark.

07:27:24.220 Speak to the birds and they will tell you.

07:27:25.960 So there's actually scripture about talking with animals.

07:27:29.340 What kind of animal is Morgan?

07:27:31.920 Morgan?

07:27:32.620 She's a horse. 1.00

07:27:34.580 Damn, bro. 1.00

07:27:35.220 You're kind of throwing her under the bun. 1.00

07:27:36.840 How are you doing?

07:27:38.000 Horses are great.

07:27:39.600 The horses are gorgeous.

07:27:40.640 They are majestic.

07:27:41.620 Yeah.

07:27:42.140 They're majestic.

07:27:43.220 And they're very strong.

07:27:44.380 She's like a Mustang. 1.00

07:27:45.680 And people love horses.

07:27:45.980 But is she like a mini horse? 1.00

07:27:47.940 Is she a mini horse or is she like a thoroughbred... 1.00

07:27:51.380 A Mustang.

07:27:52.220 Yeah.

07:27:52.620 An American Mustang.

07:27:53.300 Wild and free.

07:27:54.800 What?

07:27:55.080 No, she's wild and free. 0.66

07:27:56.620 No.

07:27:57.120 Definitely.

07:27:57.200 Not a Clydesdale.

07:27:58.020 Mustang.

07:27:58.260 But she is a Mustang. 1.00

07:27:59.200 Yeah.

07:27:59.620 Okay.

07:27:59.940 Yeah, but they have a beautiful spirit.

07:28:01.420 What color Mustang?

07:28:02.360 Because she doesn't have to say anything, but her presence is like large.

07:28:06.640 Because...

07:28:07.040 Are you a vegan, by chance?

07:28:09.620 Of course. 1.00

07:28:10.600 Oh, shit. 1.00

07:28:11.560 So, you equate animals. 1.00

07:28:15.340 I'm just...

07:28:15.780 I just want to make sure I get this right.

07:28:17.200 Do you consider animals to have the same moral considerations as human beings?

07:28:21.980 Almost better.

07:28:23.660 Yeah.

07:28:23.880 Do you have any pets?

07:28:24.600 They are more compassionate.

07:28:25.820 They're kinder.

07:28:26.680 When you ask them a question, instead of calling someone an alcoholic, they'll say that person

07:28:32.840 is confused.

07:28:34.480 Yeah.

07:28:34.660 Do you have any pets?

07:28:37.000 I have a lion head bunny.

07:28:39.800 Yeah.

07:28:40.180 What kind of animal am I?

07:28:41.340 Let me ask you a question.

07:28:43.920 What is vegan philosophy on having pets?

07:28:47.260 She doesn't... 1.00

07:28:47.660 Bro, she doesn't have time for it. 1.00

07:28:49.120 Vegan is...

07:28:49.520 Oh, I'm sorry.

07:28:50.540 She's going to save the dolphin.

07:28:51.900 Go ahead.

07:28:52.120 No, to choose to be a vegan is to choose not to eat animal products.

07:28:58.380 So, no mother and no face. 0.89

07:29:00.640 Wait.

07:29:01.280 Oh, sorry.

07:29:01.800 Sorry.

07:29:02.060 Can I ask you a question?

07:29:03.240 Under veganism, and maybe, Andrew, you can weigh in on this.

07:29:07.220 I don't know why I'm at...

07:29:08.240 So, like, you can't eat animal products, right?

07:29:11.720 Mm-hmm.

07:29:12.160 So, like, can vegan chicks, can they swallow? 0.99

07:29:15.420 I knew you were going to say that.

07:29:16.520 Oh, my God.

07:29:18.000 I suggest...

07:29:18.740 It's a legit question.

07:29:20.320 Isn't it about consent?

07:29:20.700 Like, if a guy's...

07:29:21.860 Consent.

07:29:22.540 You know what I mean?

07:29:23.140 That's different, because when you say animal products, meaning I don't eat flesh meat,

07:29:29.700 and I don't eat something that's supposed to be fed to a, you know, calf, because a cow

07:29:36.820 has four stomachs.

07:29:37.940 Let me ask you...

07:29:38.860 Well, I've got to follow up just very quickly on this.

07:29:41.200 And I became a vegan because I watched...

07:29:42.640 If animals can project into your head what it is that they think, and you can talk to

07:29:46.560 them that way by what they think, if you were to have chickens and you were to go to a chicken

07:29:51.180 and say, this egg right here is never going to actually be a chicken, ever, okay?

07:29:57.060 It's just...

07:29:57.700 It's always just going to be yolk.

07:29:59.820 Do you mind if I eat it?

07:30:01.780 Couldn't the chicken just say yes?

07:30:04.660 I've never asked a chicken that question.

07:30:07.280 And...

07:30:07.720 But if you did, couldn't you eat eggs?

07:30:10.340 No.

07:30:11.540 Because it's a baby chick.

07:30:13.900 There's no baby chick.

07:30:14.960 I just told you...

07:30:15.280 It's like eating an embryo.

07:30:16.960 I don't want to eat an embryo.

07:30:18.500 Yeah, but not all eggs are going to develop into chickens.

07:30:21.860 Yeah, but...

07:30:22.120 So you can actually buy chickens, which are bread.

07:30:24.720 It's just a choice.

07:30:25.720 Andrew, it's just a choice.

07:30:27.100 So other people are okay with eating animal products, and I have...

07:30:31.100 I don't have a problem with other people's diets.

07:30:35.180 It's just for me, I watched an animal suffer that I used to eat.

07:30:39.960 Underneath the water.

07:30:41.120 With the same emotions on this fish's face that we would have if we were dying.

07:30:47.080 I totally understand.

07:30:48.860 I am going to use just two brief arguments back.

07:30:51.980 Back to the chicken and the egg?

07:30:54.080 The argument one is that if a chicken can communicate with you, and you're able to tell it this will never be a chicken,

07:31:00.760 I don't see why the chicken wouldn't say, well, then go ahead and eat it.

07:31:03.980 It's not like you're harming any...

07:31:06.120 It's never going to be anything, right?

07:31:07.800 And then the second I refer to as the Kurt Cobain argument against veganism, which is fish don't have any feelings, so they're okay to eat.

07:31:18.680 That's not true.

07:31:19.500 He says it right in his song.

07:31:20.620 He says it's okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.

07:31:24.260 Number one, he took his life, unfortunately.

07:31:28.220 But because of all the years I've spent underneath the water, I've watched fishes or fish.

07:31:39.940 They have family.

07:31:41.520 Have you ever eaten dolphin?

07:31:43.180 No. 0.99

07:31:43.560 I bet that tastes fucking good. 0.99

07:31:45.920 Oh, my God. 0.99

07:31:46.820 It's in most cans of tuna, just so you know.

07:31:49.300 No, you would be full of mercury.

07:31:50.360 That tuna has a lot of dolphin in it.

07:31:52.080 You would be full of mercury.

07:31:53.620 Listen, I know some dolphins, okay, huh?

07:31:55.620 Yeah.

07:31:55.920 Can we all get an animal before she leaves? 0.99

07:31:57.280 I would eat a kangaroo.

07:31:59.000 I hear kangaroos.

07:32:00.380 I've had kangaroo.

07:32:01.240 Kangaroo burger?

07:32:02.400 Wait, okay.

07:32:03.160 Okay, so back...

07:32:03.560 Just because she's got it.

07:32:04.700 Just because... 1.00

07:32:05.300 Holy fuck. 1.00

07:32:05.980 What the fuck? 1.00

07:32:06.840 She's a... 1.00

07:32:07.500 Wait, just...

07:32:08.620 Hold on, just because you've got to get out of here pretty soon.

07:32:11.680 What kind of animal am I?

07:32:14.260 Oh, we're going back.

07:32:15.100 I thought we were going around the circle.

07:32:17.040 At first, I thought she was like a bunny, but then it's like a unicorn.

07:32:22.820 Thank you.

07:32:23.900 I get told a lot that I look like an elf.

07:32:25.660 What about Andrew?

07:32:28.260 What animal is Andrew?

07:32:29.320 Yeah.

07:32:30.740 What kind of animal is Andrew?

07:32:32.560 At the end.

07:32:35.060 Do you want to know?

07:32:36.160 No, just do me and Andrew.

07:32:38.800 Just do me and Andrew.

07:32:39.620 No.

07:32:40.020 These girls don't care. 1.00

07:32:40.940 No. 0.77

07:32:41.660 They don't care about what animal they are.

07:32:43.200 I definitely want to know what animal they are.

07:32:44.920 I want to know.

07:32:45.620 Yeah.

07:32:46.140 Let us find out what animal...

07:32:47.660 A, like, falcon...

07:32:50.360 Hawk.

07:32:51.620 What the fussy?

07:32:52.360 A little falcon.

07:32:53.380 Or hawk.

07:32:54.320 They're actually falcons or...

07:32:56.300 Like, peregrine falcons are amazing.

07:32:58.480 They are cute.

07:32:58.920 I've worked with birds of prey, so...

07:33:00.840 Birds are my biggest fear.

07:33:02.440 Okay.

07:33:03.480 Can we get through it a little quicker, you know?

07:33:05.540 Oh, yeah.

07:33:06.640 We have to go.

07:33:07.480 Okay.

07:33:07.900 So you want to know your animal.

07:33:10.020 Me?

07:33:10.620 Yeah.

07:33:11.360 Oh.

07:33:12.300 Sorry.

07:33:14.000 I thought we were going in a circle.

07:33:15.200 It's like a fox or a...

07:33:18.080 Oh, okay.

07:33:19.960 Yeah, but some people have a couple animals. 0.98

07:33:24.160 So...

07:33:24.680 Just give one to...

07:33:25.500 Just one, please.

07:33:26.460 Just one.

07:33:26.900 Give her one. 0.93

07:33:27.480 Give her one. 0.93

07:33:27.980 Give her one. 0.93

07:33:28.500 Give me one.

07:33:28.880 Give Andrew one.

07:33:30.680 Lynx.

07:33:31.540 And panther?

07:33:33.340 Panther.

07:33:33.700 We got a lot of animals in here.

07:33:36.340 I know.

07:33:37.000 But when I did an Indian sweat with Chumash Indians once, I heard everyone's animal after 1.00

07:33:42.400 like the forest flower.

07:33:44.100 This is...

07:33:44.680 And a Chumash Indian took me to... 1.00

07:33:47.920 You did a sweat?

07:33:49.160 Sweat with a Chumash Indian. 1.00

07:33:51.020 Like a sauna?

07:33:51.480 And everyone...

07:33:52.200 When I went around and came out and said, you sounded like a baby harp seal and blah,

07:33:56.360 blah, blah.

07:33:56.700 Everyone was like, that's my favorite animal.

07:33:58.600 Like, of every sound, all I could hear was their animal.

07:34:02.080 So what is Brian?

07:34:03.680 It was there on the great prairie.

07:34:06.080 We walked west for a mini... 1.00

07:34:08.300 What the fuck? 1.00

07:34:09.120 Go ahead and say it. 1.00

07:34:10.420 All right.

07:34:11.460 Go ahead.

07:34:14.380 Elephant?

07:34:15.380 He's like a bear.

07:34:16.000 Elephant? 1.00

07:34:16.580 What the fuck? 1.00

07:34:17.760 I swear. 1.00

07:34:18.280 Brian's an elephant.

07:34:19.600 Hey, elephants are smart, though. 0.99

07:34:21.320 Super smart.

07:34:22.280 I was going to say like a Sharpay doll. 0.94

07:34:23.920 Brian's an elephant? 1.00

07:34:24.620 They got fucking good memories. 0.99

07:34:26.900 Yeah. 0.98

07:34:27.260 I really like elephants.

07:34:28.280 And he is like, info, a gazelle, mad, something.

07:34:33.660 Wait, what's Andrew?

07:34:34.200 But I got either a bear or a wolf.

07:34:38.600 He's done that.

07:34:39.960 And he could be both.

07:34:41.100 Andrew is a wolf.

07:34:42.820 That's an alpha wolf.

07:34:44.040 Andrew is a...

07:34:45.180 That's hyping up his ego too much.

07:34:48.240 Andrew is a...

07:34:49.980 Well, I don't understand.

07:34:51.280 Everybody's a 10.

07:34:52.280 Why can't they hype up my ego?

07:34:54.300 They can.

07:34:55.980 Not today.

07:34:57.140 You look like Wolverine.

07:34:59.000 No, not today.

07:35:00.100 Just yesterday.

07:35:02.220 Okay.

07:35:02.900 And then, Dove, last things here.

07:35:05.500 You said, hot tip, that most men and women make choices from their aquatic brain.

07:35:11.660 Ancient memories of attraction.

07:35:14.500 Plus, each human has distinct animal traits that can determine compatibility between sexes and partners.

07:35:22.880 It's true.

07:35:23.480 So, this is like...

07:35:25.100 You wouldn't date someone that, like...

07:35:28.360 Like, I wouldn't date like a mouse because I'm an elephant, right? 1.00

07:35:31.340 Or could I do mouses and elephants like they fuck? 1.00

07:35:34.780 I think they're good together. 1.00

07:35:36.500 I think...

07:35:36.940 That's what I've heard.

07:35:37.260 Yeah, like the little mouse could go up into here.

07:35:41.400 Ratatouille vibes.

07:35:42.640 Yes.

07:35:43.020 What's that?

07:35:43.880 I just think that we have an animal sense.

07:35:46.920 We sense people before we even think about them.

07:35:50.000 We're sensing them.

07:35:51.320 We're vibing on them.

07:35:52.560 So, we're using animal senses.

07:35:54.900 We're using natural abilities that animals use every day.

07:35:59.020 What is aquatic brain, though?

07:36:00.640 It's our ancient brain.

07:36:02.060 Aquatic brain.

07:36:03.060 Yeah.

07:36:03.420 Actually, you know what?

07:36:04.280 That's probably real.

07:36:05.320 After we evolved through the Neanderthal phase...

07:36:09.560 What?

07:36:10.180 It's real.

07:36:11.360 Some people still are in the Neanderthal days.

07:36:13.980 We're lobsters. 1.00

07:36:15.220 Do you believe that shit? 1.00

07:36:16.120 Hey, we used to be... 1.00

07:36:18.000 We evolved from lobsters.

07:36:19.520 We evolved from the Neanderthal. 0.72

07:36:20.460 Yo, shout out Jordan Peterson.

07:36:21.960 What's up?

07:36:22.500 And then our brain changed.

07:36:24.680 And we're more like...

07:36:25.960 Yes.

07:36:26.460 We're born in a womb.

07:36:28.260 Our blood moves like an ocean wave.

07:36:30.620 Our breath moves like a wave.

07:36:32.680 It's courtesy of the water.

07:36:32.700 Andrew, can you do a Jordan Peterson impression?

07:36:35.660 Can't do the Peterson.

07:36:38.240 Well, you know...

07:36:38.740 I can't...

07:36:39.080 I don't...

07:36:39.780 I haven't nailed that impression.

07:36:41.540 I'm sorry.

07:36:42.240 Almost any other one I can do, but that one...

07:36:44.800 Well, I guess...

07:36:45.300 You gotta get Jim by the way.

07:36:46.100 Yeah, I mean, when you look at him, he kind of...

07:36:47.640 Doesn't he look like he has traits of a bear and then sometimes he's a wolf?

07:36:51.340 He's definitely a wolf.

07:36:52.460 Yeah.

07:36:52.940 That's funny.

07:36:53.060 Doesn't he look like Wolverine?

07:36:55.200 Not Wolverine.

07:36:56.340 He does look like a Wolverine, though.

07:36:57.820 I see that.

07:36:58.540 I need like the...

07:37:00.100 I could do it if I knew what to say. 1.00

07:37:01.740 And Brian, you look like a fucking elephant. 1.00

07:37:04.580 Is that what... 1.00

07:37:05.240 No, he doesn't look like...

07:37:06.280 I get the Wolverine and the wolf and you get the elephant.

07:37:08.860 It's not...

07:37:09.600 I got the worst one, bro.

07:37:11.380 No, and elephants are amazing.

07:37:13.420 Well, it's the worst one, for sure.

07:37:15.040 It's gotta be the worst.

07:37:16.240 I love elephants.

07:37:16.680 Dove, what is yours?

07:37:17.300 Elephants are so cool.

07:37:18.680 I'm happy.

07:37:19.320 He's got long trunks.

07:37:21.080 Really?

07:37:22.020 I'm a long horse.

07:37:22.260 It's like, elephants are cool.

07:37:24.600 That's right.

07:37:25.020 That's cool.

07:37:26.040 Yeah.

07:37:26.480 Only if they can trample entire villages.

07:37:29.020 Like, you got this.

07:37:31.180 I'm a war elephant.

07:37:32.740 Yeah, you are.

07:37:34.160 With a test?

07:37:35.880 Did you hear about that elephant that, like, attacked the funeral?

07:37:39.360 You just did that.

07:37:40.120 Okay.

07:37:40.600 Well, without the noise.

07:37:42.820 Wait, so aquatic brain, aquatic brain.

07:37:47.140 Some kind of cat, but then also, like, a dog.

07:37:49.420 Really?

07:37:49.800 I feel like she's like a dog.

07:37:50.720 I was thinking that, too.

07:37:51.740 Wait, hold on.

07:37:52.420 Just a point of clarification. 0.99

07:37:53.680 When you say aquatic brain, you're talking, like, is that, like, oral sex underwater? 0.99

07:37:59.360 Yeah. 0.99

07:37:59.620 Have you tried that?

07:38:01.340 Wait.

07:38:01.900 Bruh.

07:38:02.620 You can't do it.

07:38:03.580 This doesn't work.

07:38:05.100 I mean, one time I did date this chick who was a diver. 1.00

07:38:08.800 She was a scuba diver, and she tried. 0.87

07:38:11.680 Like, sex in the hot tub, in the bath, in the ocean, all that stuff is great. 0.80

07:38:18.820 Give me that H2O.

07:38:22.660 No, but the aquatic brain is kind of like how we make decisions.

07:38:27.300 Okay.

07:38:27.960 All right.

07:38:28.160 We don't...

07:38:29.340 Logic comes after.

07:38:30.320 So, what kind of, like, what kind of animal in a person am I most compatible with?

07:38:37.020 Since I'm a...

07:38:37.880 I'm a...

07:38:38.560 I'm me.

07:38:39.720 Yeah.

07:38:40.040 What kind of girl should I look for? 0.99

07:38:42.800 Someone who loves Africa.

07:38:44.980 Huh?

07:38:47.340 Elephants are an angel, too.

07:38:48.960 Yeah, but loves, like...

07:38:50.360 Yeah.

07:38:50.860 Why did you make eye contact with me?

07:38:52.460 Oh, I guess.

07:38:53.960 Great.

07:38:54.620 That's the...

07:38:55.100 I'm just saying that...

07:38:56.320 That issue...

07:38:58.320 Elephant, unicorn...

07:39:00.160 When you think about elephants, everything about them is family.

07:39:04.740 They have, like, a really great memory.

07:39:07.440 They're...

07:39:08.360 They go and visit their dead.

07:39:09.880 Are there any Asian women in Africa? 1.00

07:39:11.640 They'll kill for their own. 1.00

07:39:12.660 There's also...

07:39:13.260 There's Asian elephants.

07:39:14.420 Asian... 0.89

07:39:14.980 There's Asian elephants, too.

07:39:16.740 Africa?

07:39:17.000 Yeah, there's Asian elephants.

07:39:17.520 I gotta date something.

07:39:18.560 Wait, what?

07:39:18.760 So, I have to...

07:39:19.200 What about the Africa thing?

07:39:20.680 No, I'm just saying that, like, the safari...

07:39:22.840 They like Africa. 0.87

07:39:24.580 Well...

07:39:24.900 So, it could be, like, a white colonizer.

07:39:28.340 Sorry, was that...

07:39:29.400 Was that...

07:39:29.580 Loved Africa.

07:39:30.540 Is that a bit?

07:39:31.580 Yes.

07:39:32.040 That's too much.

07:39:32.640 Is that a bit much?

07:39:33.380 You already said it.

07:39:35.320 Thank you, Desmond Katja.

07:39:36.580 And actually, unicorns...

07:39:38.280 I don't know.

07:39:39.280 ...come from Africa.

07:39:40.740 Because there used to be a horse with a horn here.

07:39:45.100 So, when you look them up...

07:39:46.880 Is there a real horse with a horn?

07:39:48.480 Yeah, like, back in the time, right after the dinosaur...

07:39:52.400 You need some Morocco horse to have a little bit of a unicorn horn. 0.92

07:39:58.040 I'm gonna look that up.

07:39:59.560 Anyway, it's been a pleasure.

07:40:00.860 Thank you for letting me...

07:40:01.660 Give me one more animal, though, that I would pair off.

07:40:04.160 Oh, is that you...

07:40:05.920 Yeah, because I'm on the lookout.

07:40:07.580 I'm, you know, I'm looking for a...

07:40:08.080 No, but it could be an Asian animal, too.

07:40:10.840 Someone who likes peanuts.

07:40:12.580 Peanuts?

07:40:13.480 Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

07:40:14.400 This is crazy.

07:40:15.320 This is crazy.

07:40:16.620 Hold up.

07:40:17.660 Hold up.

07:40:18.060 This is crazy.

07:40:19.120 I think...

07:40:20.000 Andrew, listen to this, bro.

07:40:21.840 Listen to this.

07:40:23.820 I got a question now.

07:40:26.340 Everything, all your intuition.

07:40:28.220 Because...

07:40:28.820 You said somebody who likes peanuts?

07:40:31.600 Did you say...

07:40:32.160 Did you...

07:40:32.380 Yes, I said.

07:40:32.860 I'm allergic.

07:40:33.460 I'm allergic to peanuts. 0.96

07:40:35.080 Your telepathy, your aquatic brain... 0.87

07:40:37.220 I'm sorry.

07:40:38.260 But what if opposites attract?

07:40:39.760 She said peanuts.

07:40:40.700 She said peanuts.

07:40:41.140 I thought she said the P-E-N-I-S.

07:40:44.700 What?

07:40:45.740 That's what I heard.

07:40:46.560 That's what I heard.

07:40:46.680 No, she said...

07:40:47.360 I got to date a girl who likes peanuts.

07:40:49.440 She also likes...

07:40:50.840 She could also like bananas.

07:40:52.160 Why would I date a girl who likes... 0.99

07:40:53.920 Who doesn't like...

07:40:54.460 That's why I was so shocked.

07:40:56.500 What if it was opposites attract?

07:40:58.680 And that's what she means.

07:40:59.200 Like a girl who's a lesbian? 1.00

07:41:00.180 You want me to date?

07:41:00.720 No, no, no, no.

07:41:01.320 No, no, no.

07:41:01.960 I don't know that.

07:41:02.200 I don't know that.

07:41:02.240 I don't know that.

07:41:02.280 I don't know that.

07:41:02.440 I don't know that.

07:41:02.920 I don't know that.

07:41:03.080 I don't know that.

07:41:03.200 Ryan, if she ate the peanuts... 0.76

07:41:05.640 If she ate the peanuts, then you...

07:41:07.600 She's opposite of you. 0.98

07:41:08.780 Yeah, then you wouldn't.

07:41:09.520 She likes peanuts.

07:41:10.520 And he's willing to balance you out.

07:41:11.660 No, but I can't kiss her if she's just eating peanuts. 1.00

07:41:16.440 Well, she's not eating peanuts every day. 0.98

07:41:19.140 Well, maybe you're just peanut butter.

07:41:20.920 Your telepathy failed.

07:41:22.400 How did you not know that I was allergic to peanuts?

07:41:25.000 I also said bananas.

07:41:26.740 Hello.

07:41:28.220 So you like...

07:41:28.940 Do you like bananas?

07:41:30.580 A monkey.

07:41:31.260 Huh?

07:41:31.720 Yeah.

07:41:32.200 You could date a monkey.

07:41:34.200 Oh, a monkey.

07:41:35.840 Yeah.

07:41:36.760 You could date a monkey.

07:41:37.880 What kind?

07:41:38.220 Why are you saying you have a preference?

07:41:39.940 You don't even know her.

07:41:40.920 Jump.

07:41:41.660 Like a gorilla.

07:41:43.100 Or a monkey.

07:41:44.120 A macaque.

07:41:44.480 What about like an orangutan?

07:41:46.900 Oh, yeah.

07:41:47.720 That's smart.

07:41:48.200 How are they called it?

07:41:48.740 One of those orangutans. 0.99

07:41:50.380 I don't know what the fuck we're talking about. 0.99

07:41:52.480 Well, Dove... 0.99

07:41:53.880 It's been a fun.

07:41:54.400 I thank you so much for coming.

07:41:55.680 I know you got to get back to taking care of the animals.

07:41:58.360 I'd love to have you back.

07:41:59.380 We can dive more into dolphins and aquatic brain and dolphins.

07:42:04.780 Well, I'll talk about the science behind...

07:42:08.440 Hello. 1.00

07:42:09.820 Bear rubbing his ass on the tree. 1.00

07:42:14.520 Sorry. 1.00

07:42:15.260 Yeah.

07:42:15.700 I couldn't help myself.

07:42:16.760 But...

07:42:17.200 A baby bear.

07:42:17.840 He's not even paying attention, I don't think.

07:42:19.260 No, he's not.

07:42:20.080 He's kind of like...

07:42:20.680 Thank you.

07:42:21.780 But we could talk about the science of animal communication next time.

07:42:25.620 Okay.

07:42:26.060 I would actually really like to do that.

07:42:28.960 We will...

07:42:29.560 You know what?

07:42:30.160 We should have a one-on-one sit-down with Andrew and Dove when Andrew's here.

07:42:35.880 I'll make it happen.

07:42:36.820 Oh, are you going to come here?

07:42:39.000 Oh, yeah.

07:42:39.540 He's going to be here.

07:42:40.460 In person?

07:42:40.900 He's going to be here in person.

07:42:41.860 Yeah.

07:42:42.580 In person.

07:42:43.420 And you're going to see him in...

07:42:45.460 Yeah.

07:42:46.340 Never mind.

07:42:47.760 All right.

07:42:48.300 Isn't his wife in the chat?

07:42:49.840 Yeah.

07:42:50.000 Morgan, can you read this?

07:42:51.040 The wife? 0.54

07:42:51.540 Can you read it?

07:42:52.120 Well...

07:42:52.640 Senate plus House power.

07:42:53.940 How did we get to this?

07:42:55.100 How did we get to that?

07:42:56.120 Okay.

07:42:56.340 That's it.

07:42:56.880 All right.

07:42:57.460 That was quite the jump.

07:42:59.000 Thank you.

07:42:59.980 Thank you.

07:43:00.500 Nice to meet everyone.

07:43:02.120 It was nice to meet you, by the way.

07:43:03.340 Have a good night.

07:43:04.100 Have fun.

07:43:04.400 It's going to be another late...

07:43:06.140 Okay.

07:43:06.560 I'm going to try to get through all the notes here.

07:43:09.060 Yeah.

07:43:09.400 They need a nice sleepy house.

07:43:11.020 Oh, man.

07:43:11.520 It's already...

07:43:11.940 Where's the soccer ball at?

07:43:13.340 No.

07:43:13.560 Where's the soccer ball?

07:43:14.240 He's got five minutes.

07:43:15.460 Yeah.

07:43:15.960 It's 4 a.m.

07:43:17.520 over here.

07:43:18.040 I got to...

07:43:18.420 I got to wrap here pretty quick.

07:43:20.960 Yeah.

07:43:21.580 Oh, we got to do Alien.

07:43:22.900 Alien's dating apps.

07:43:24.400 Bye.

07:43:24.560 Bye.

07:43:24.860 See you.

07:43:25.940 Bye.

07:43:26.300 Can you pull up the dating app for Alien, Nick?

07:43:29.260 No.

07:43:31.100 Wait.

07:43:31.580 Is it TOS?

07:43:32.980 No.

07:43:33.980 Like, is the booty hanging out?

07:43:35.780 Dating app?

07:43:36.700 What?

07:43:37.260 It's about to get spicy.

07:43:38.680 Nothing like crazy?

07:43:39.860 No.

07:43:40.500 Okay.

07:43:40.920 Cool.

07:43:41.180 Cool.

07:43:41.480 Just double checking.

07:43:42.440 This is the energy I was going to do for the whole podcast.

07:43:45.120 I love this.

07:43:45.920 It's so fun.

07:43:48.460 Okay.

07:43:49.540 Oh.

07:43:50.380 Hi.

07:43:50.880 I'm Alien.

07:43:51.720 Wait.

07:43:52.080 Alien, can you read it for me?

07:43:54.040 Hi.

07:43:54.400 I'm Alien.

07:43:55.460 I identify as a freak of nature. 1.00

07:43:57.620 I have tentacles coming out of my ass, four nipples. 1.00

07:44:01.540 Oh, sorry. 1.00

07:44:03.620 Four piercings in my yitties.

07:44:06.300 What's a yittie? 0.97

07:44:07.440 And my titties.

07:44:08.340 And then also, I have a tongue split. 0.97

07:44:10.780 I am a whole dream come true.

07:44:13.220 Wait.

07:44:13.440 Hold on.

07:44:13.840 Can we see the tongue split?

07:44:15.180 Yeah.

07:44:15.340 I didn't notice that.

07:44:16.280 Oh.

07:44:16.980 Whoa.

07:44:17.340 That's so cool. 0.99

07:44:18.580 Damn. 0.99

07:44:18.840 That's crazy. 1.00

07:44:20.000 Yeah.

07:44:20.200 That's crazy.

07:44:20.540 That's crazy.

07:44:22.380 That's why she's the unicorn. 1.00

07:44:23.340 Oh, my God.

07:44:23.840 Yeah. 1.00

07:44:24.980 Damn. 1.00

07:44:26.040 Mythical, magical. 1.00

07:44:27.220 How long did it take for that to heal?

07:44:29.300 Just two weeks.

07:44:31.100 Okay.

07:44:31.500 Yeah.

07:44:32.100 I just got it done after Christmas.

07:44:35.340 Or right before Christmas.

07:44:36.600 Yeah.

07:44:36.780 And then, wait.

07:44:37.220 Bring it back, Nick, to the same photo?

07:44:39.120 Oh, my. 1.00

07:44:40.120 That's a dick. 1.00

07:44:40.660 What the fuck? 1.00

07:44:41.140 Are you arselared? 1.00

07:44:42.900 What the fuck? 1.00

07:44:45.200 What the fuck? 1.00

07:44:45.840 What do you mean by tentacles coming out of your butthole? 1.00

07:44:53.060 Do you have, like, worms? 0.99

07:44:55.220 No.

07:44:56.180 Do you have parasites, bro?

07:44:57.440 Because you should see a doctor for that. 1.00

07:44:59.240 I have the anime parasite tatted on my ass, and it's coming out. 0.99

07:45:05.220 And, like, it's not done yet, but, yeah. 0.99

07:45:08.020 I got it because of...

07:45:09.900 Have you guys ever heard of Octobooty?

07:45:11.240 Octobooty?

07:45:12.580 Yeah.

07:45:12.980 Yeah.

07:45:13.460 Yeah.

07:45:14.280 Yeah.

07:45:14.820 I met her.

07:45:15.780 I told her, like, you're a really big inspiration of mine.

07:45:19.240 Like, I really want to get the same thing as you, but I don't want to copy you.

07:45:23.040 Here's my, like, what I have in my brain, what I envision.

07:45:27.340 And she was like, babe, do it.

07:45:29.380 And so I just went whenever I got back from New Jersey, because I went out there for a show,

07:45:33.280 and I came back, and I found an artist who would do it.

07:45:36.360 I think I spent, like, $2,000 so far on it.

07:45:38.640 That was my next question.

07:45:39.980 Yeah.

07:45:40.300 But I really love it.

07:45:41.720 $2,000.

07:45:42.240 I love it.

07:45:42.860 That's so cool.

07:45:43.540 Yeah.

07:45:45.100 It makes me happy.

07:45:46.160 Are the other photos okay?

07:45:48.940 Yeah, that one's okay.

07:45:49.880 It just kind of looks fine, but...

07:45:51.320 Okay, next.

07:45:51.960 We'll skip over that.

07:45:53.160 Are there prompts, or is it just photos?

07:45:55.320 There's both.

07:45:56.180 Okay.

07:45:56.620 The photos are kind of first, though.

07:45:58.140 Okay, let's do those.

07:45:59.980 All right.

07:46:00.840 That's you?

07:46:01.680 Yes.

07:46:02.860 Nice.

07:46:04.620 Nice.

07:46:07.260 Okay.

07:46:08.660 Five foot six.

07:46:11.100 Her, they, fae. 1.00

07:46:12.840 Non-binary, you're part fae. 1.00

07:46:14.460 Okay.

07:46:14.940 Goth mix, next.

07:46:17.480 The hottest thing you can do, bring me a gift, preferably from nature.

07:46:21.440 Okay.

07:46:22.200 Is that it, or open new?

07:46:25.480 All right, boys.

07:46:26.160 So, what dating app is that?

07:46:28.040 That's okay.

07:46:28.580 That was Tinder.

07:46:29.740 This is Tinder?

07:46:30.680 Yeah.

07:46:31.300 Did they change?

07:46:32.120 I haven't been on Tinder in a while.

07:46:34.260 Hey, to the whole panel, I really appreciate you guys, and the exchange that we had.

07:46:40.820 I have to get out of here a little bit early tonight.

07:46:43.400 Yeah.

07:46:43.560 I have an engagement in the morning.

07:46:45.760 It was nice to meet all of you.

07:46:47.420 I know we had a spirited back and forth.

07:46:48.960 I take none of it personally.

07:46:50.860 I enjoy the exchanges.

07:46:53.440 And with that, I'll bid you good evening.

07:46:56.160 Bye.

07:46:56.440 Hey, Andrew.

07:46:57.320 Andrew, thank you.

07:46:58.800 Oh, Andrew, are you able to send us a raid?

07:47:01.320 Of course.

07:47:02.080 Awesome.

07:47:02.520 Thank you, Andrew.

07:47:03.040 Hey, everybody who's watching, check out Andrew's channel, The Crucible.

07:47:08.180 We have the link in the description.

07:47:09.880 Drop them a sub.

07:47:10.700 Thank you so much for tuning in again, Andrew.

07:47:14.120 Oh, okay.

07:47:14.660 See you later, Andrew.

07:47:15.800 You got to go, you got to go. 1.00

07:47:18.620 Fuck it, I'm out. 1.00

07:47:20.220 Thank you, Andrew. 1.00

07:47:21.080 Appreciate you coming.

07:47:21.960 Thank you.

07:47:22.980 I'm going to see if The Crucible crew, I think he's sending them over right now.

07:47:28.320 Appreciate you guys over there at The Crucible coming over.

07:47:32.940 So, where were we?

07:47:34.760 Oh, the dating app?

07:47:36.740 Tinder.

07:47:38.520 Yeah, we did it, though.

07:47:40.100 Yeah.

07:47:40.580 Okay.

07:47:41.980 You said, when it comes to dating, I'm the problem.

07:47:45.380 Yeah.

07:47:45.800 What does that mean?

07:47:47.620 I just know that I have a lot of stuff that's wrong with me, personally, that other people

07:47:52.180 aren't equipped to handle.

07:47:55.420 I have the weirdest phobias.

07:47:58.440 I can't do band-aids, tape.

07:48:02.740 I can't do stickers.

07:48:04.620 I don't like wet paper.

07:48:06.620 I freak out about bathrooms.

07:48:08.960 I am just a very complicated person.

07:48:12.000 So, for the most part, I know that it's just me.

07:48:14.140 I'm the problem, and most of the time, I just don't want to deal with other people.

07:48:17.520 That's not necessarily a problem.

07:48:19.300 That's just how you are, right?

07:48:21.860 It's a problem.

07:48:22.820 Is it a problem for you?

07:48:23.980 Yeah.

07:48:24.320 No, it becomes very crippling.

07:48:25.760 Like, I have one guy stop talking to me because it was like, your bathroom situation is too

07:48:31.640 much.

07:48:32.140 And I was always, like, come out here and, like, hang out with him and stuff like that.

07:48:36.000 And then I would be like, I can't take a shower at this Airbnb or this hotel.

07:48:39.820 Like, I have to go to Planet Fitness.

07:48:41.240 And he was like, literally, Planet Fitness is, like, way worse.

07:48:45.260 And I'm like, I literally can't do it here.

07:48:47.140 This feels, like, a little too claustrophobic for me.

07:48:49.460 Like, it's a whole thing.

07:48:51.180 And, like...

07:48:51.760 What's going on with your bathroom?

07:48:53.620 It's not my bathroom.

07:48:55.060 It's, like, all bathrooms.

07:48:58.260 Oh, you can't deal with bathrooms.

07:49:00.060 In general.

07:49:00.620 Like, you can't go to the bathroom in a different bathroom.

07:49:05.800 It has to be your bathroom.

07:49:06.880 No.

07:49:07.680 Like, it triggers a sort of, like, phobia, but I'm not sure what.

07:49:13.620 Sometimes it's more about, like, what it looks like, you know, generally.

07:49:18.600 And it doesn't even have to be dirty. 0.95

07:49:20.340 Like, you can walk into a bathroom right fucking out and be like, this is fine. 0.94

07:49:23.960 What about our bathroom? 0.99

07:49:25.140 Is it a good bathroom?

07:49:26.080 It's fine.

07:49:26.500 I wouldn't take a shower in it, but I can use the toilet, you know?

07:49:30.960 Yeah.

07:49:31.240 What about, like, Planet Fitness bathrooms make you favorite?

07:49:34.400 I hate it there, too, but at the same time, it's just, like, it feels less claustrophobic.

07:49:40.720 Like, the Airbnb that me and my best friend have right now, the shower was, like, I could barely even move in it.

07:49:46.540 And it, like, I don't know why, but whenever I'm in the shower and it already bothers me, but I'm, like, I have to lock in and just take this shower.

07:49:54.740 I can come out of the shower and just be, like, a chihuahua and just be, like, trembling.

07:49:59.140 So, you have a lot of phobias.

07:50:00.620 Yeah, I have a lot of phobias.

07:50:02.140 Okay, do you, and, um, you said, like, the Band-Aid thing?

07:50:05.180 Yeah, Band-Aid stickers, too.

07:50:06.560 You can't put, like, on you?

07:50:07.720 I don't like it.

07:50:08.660 If it's on me for way too long, like, I've been trying to get better at it ever since I started, like, jobs, because I was working at, like, Sonic and stuff.

07:50:16.280 And, like, you know, they use a sticker to put the receipt on there.

07:50:20.860 And I had to get better at that.

07:50:23.120 Sorry, go off.

07:50:23.820 Oh, do you have trip-a-phobia?

07:50:26.700 I have that.

07:50:27.680 I used to.

07:50:28.640 Tryp-a-phobia?

07:50:29.040 It's disgusting.

07:50:30.040 I used to.

07:50:30.900 Clusters of small holes.

07:50:31.760 But I like tryp-a-phobia now.

07:50:33.600 It's terrible.

07:50:34.280 Or bumps.

07:50:34.960 Like, when I boil water, I get, like, scared, because it, like, bubbles up, and there's, like...

07:50:39.960 That gives you trip-a-phobia.

07:50:41.260 Okay, interesting.

07:50:41.780 I used to take showers, and I would, like, look at myself in the shower, and I would see, like, the bubbles, and that would trip me the-phobia off.

07:50:48.380 Does anybody want a new fear?

07:50:51.200 Want a new fear?

07:50:52.560 Yes.

07:50:52.980 Yeah, we can pull up trip-a-phobia.

07:50:54.880 Oh, my gosh.

07:50:57.280 Nick, just Google trip-a-phobia, and then there's, like, just a...

07:51:01.320 Actually, no. 0.99

07:51:01.960 I'm not going to fucking chat. 0.99

07:51:02.460 Is this what they're scared of? 0.99

07:51:03.800 No, we can't show that.

07:51:05.720 No, it's not.

07:51:06.060 It's not bad.

07:51:06.340 It's not terrible, but, like...

07:51:07.680 It's, like, just holes.

07:51:08.540 I've seen it.

07:51:08.880 Is it going to make you guys uncomfortable?

07:51:09.600 It's kind of creepy, I'm not going to lie.

07:51:11.600 It doesn't really make me uncomfortable.

07:51:13.280 I'm not, like, super, super, like, scared from it, but, like, it's, like... 1.00

07:51:18.520 Eh, fuck it. 0.99

07:51:19.000 We're not going to do what it's got to do with dating. 1.00

07:51:20.900 Okay.

07:51:22.300 Look it up after.

07:51:23.960 You'll see why.

07:51:24.660 I know that it's challenging for dating when you have that many phobias.

07:51:28.200 You also...

07:51:28.880 I also, like, I...

07:51:30.920 My weird-ass self, right?

07:51:32.600 Like, even, like, with the bathroom situation, I can't even have the lights on.

07:51:36.680 Like, I have to take a bathroom at night or with the lights off or the door's shut with

07:51:40.660 the lights off, right?

07:51:41.480 Like, I can't look.

07:51:42.860 How do you see in the bathroom?

07:51:44.780 Sometimes I have, like, my phone open, like, where I'm at, I have, like, two separate rooms.

07:51:50.740 So, like, there's one room where there's a sink and the other room has, like, the toilet

07:51:55.460 and the shower or whatever.

07:51:56.960 So, I put my phone in the room with the sink, let that, like, light kind of vibe off and,

07:52:01.860 like, look at it from there.

07:52:04.000 But, yeah.

07:52:05.020 Yeah.

07:52:05.320 It's, like, a whole thing.

07:52:06.580 I know.

07:52:07.120 I'm, like, why can't you look?

07:52:09.680 Anyways, whatever.

07:52:11.220 You said just think most men are struggling because they hold their selves in an unattractive

07:52:16.660 way?

07:52:17.460 Yeah.

07:52:18.380 Like...

07:52:18.700 Like, how?

07:52:19.300 I just don't think that a lot of guys are caring about their selves.

07:52:24.160 You know what I mean?

07:52:24.740 Like, they say, like, they care about, like, money.

07:52:27.480 Well, not money, but to get a girl, they have to care about money and blah, blah, blah. 0.91

07:52:31.380 Yeah.

07:52:31.800 And they don't really focus on their looks.

07:52:35.620 We'll see a bunch of guys say, like, we don't have to.

07:52:39.300 You know what I mean?

07:52:40.000 We don't have to really focus on our looks.

07:52:41.640 That's not what girls look for. 1.00

07:52:42.820 But, or if they do focus, then it's like, oh, we all have to look like fucking giga chads. 0.99

07:52:48.000 And I just don't believe in that. 0.99

07:52:49.400 And I think that's toxic.

07:52:51.880 I think that...

07:52:54.000 I don't know.

07:52:55.620 There's a bunch of stuff that guys do that are unattractive.

07:52:58.980 And it's even just, like, personality-wise as well.

07:53:01.560 Just not even just, like, looks.

07:53:05.520 But personality-wise, like, for me personally, what I find unattractive is, like, I could be

07:53:10.820 talking to a guy or whatever.

07:53:12.840 And I don't care.

07:53:13.760 I can give him, like, all the respect in the world, blah, blah, blah, this, that, and

07:53:17.760 the other.

07:53:18.120 We can hang out multiple times.

07:53:19.620 And half the time, it will be, like, he wants to...

07:53:21.620 Not even half the time. 0.98

07:53:22.540 All the time, he wants to do shit that's his, that he wants to do. 0.95

07:53:25.780 But whenever it comes to, like, oh, I just want to go painting. 0.99

07:53:28.400 Oh, I just want to go to a park.

07:53:29.940 And then it's like, no.

07:53:31.000 And then I find that unattractive.

07:53:32.980 So, yeah.

07:53:34.400 There's got to be a give and a take.

07:53:36.140 Yeah.

07:53:36.900 Not just one-sided.

07:53:37.940 Yeah, but I'm not sure if it's me, and because of my dating experience with guys, and a lot

07:53:44.860 of them feel like they need to, how do I explain, kind of, like, show off to me.

07:53:52.480 So, it's like, I want to show you this part of my life, and that's it.

07:53:56.100 But whenever I'm like, well, I would like to bond with you and show you this part of

07:53:59.960 my life, then they won't do it.

07:54:01.400 And then it's like, how do you expect me to like you if you won't do anything with me?

07:54:05.220 Right.

07:54:05.640 Like, I had this one guy, I was asking him, like, do you want to go to a concert with

07:54:08.780 me?

07:54:08.960 He's like, no, I'd rather save that moment for something else.

07:54:12.580 Or, like, if you want to just chill out and smoke with me.

07:54:15.020 He's like, no, I'm just going to do it with my other friends.

07:54:17.240 Like, he just didn't want to do anything with me.

07:54:20.140 Every time I see him, he's like, I really like you, and I really want to date you.

07:54:25.120 And I'm like, you're not showing me anything.

07:54:27.660 You know what I mean?

07:54:28.580 That tells me, like, you actually like me.

07:54:31.380 You're more so just trying to prove to me.

07:54:33.880 Like, it's a whole thing.

07:54:36.220 Did we, on the last show, did we go over the whole making out with a racist and the something

07:54:41.960 about the Nazi?

07:54:43.040 Yeah, we did.

07:54:44.540 You made out with a Nazi?

07:54:44.960 We talked about that?

07:54:45.860 All right, we are.

07:54:46.220 I made out with, yeah, probably.

07:54:49.820 Yeah.

07:54:50.900 He wasn't a Nazi.

07:54:52.580 It happens.

07:54:53.180 Okay, it's like a couple different stories that he, I end up talking to a lot of racist

07:54:57.340 people.

07:54:58.080 That's my fault.

07:54:59.640 There's a lot of them out in the world.

07:55:01.280 It's hard not to.

07:55:02.220 It's hard.

07:55:02.800 Yeah, it's tough.

07:55:03.500 There are a lot of them.

07:55:04.520 It's tough.

07:55:05.300 Speaking.

07:55:05.340 I also have, like, a degration thing.

07:55:08.520 Oh, degradation thing? 0.98

07:55:09.660 Yeah, whatever.

07:55:10.180 You want to be degraded?

07:55:11.460 I can't say certain things because of my tongue, but, or pronounce certain things because

07:55:16.240 of my tongue.

07:55:16.820 But, like, yeah, I have, I like degration.

07:55:19.360 So, like, I just don't, I don't know. 0.98

07:55:22.120 Oh, shit, wait, I know exactly what you're, I think I know exactly what you're, wait, 0.99

07:55:27.780 hold on. 1.00

07:55:28.900 Wait.

07:55:29.560 Do you date?

07:55:30.160 Race play? 0.68

07:55:30.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah, race play?

07:55:32.600 Okay. 1.00

07:55:33.100 I suck, man. 1.00

07:55:34.820 Wait, so you, like, and hold on, but I'm assuming this is something you do with white guys then? 1.00

07:55:40.180 Only white guys. 0.60

07:55:41.020 Only white guys. 0.60

07:55:41.520 Like anyone else, I'm just, like, it doesn't work, you know?

07:55:45.300 You know?

07:55:45.940 Wait, so, like, what would, is it role play stuff or you just want them to degrade you

07:55:50.600 in a racial way?

07:55:51.720 I just want them to degrade me in a racial way. 0.89

07:55:54.480 I know it's, like, it's more trauma response type of thing because I had something happen

07:55:59.620 whenever I was, like, super young where they did come at me in a racial way and, like,

07:56:06.520 essayed me and stuff like that and I just know that it just sticks with me and blah,

07:56:11.700 blah, blah, but I typically go for guys, especially when it's white guys, when I do 0.80

07:56:16.320 ask them to do that.

07:56:17.460 It's not the ones that are, like, straight up, like, if I say, hey, can you do this for

07:56:22.240 me right now?

07:56:22.860 They'll do it immediately.

07:56:24.020 I'm, like, as soon as they'll do it immediately, I'm, like, out of my face.

07:56:27.100 You gotta, like, convince. 0.99

07:56:28.040 But it's, like, if you feel uncomfortable saying it, then I fuck with that because that 0.98

07:56:32.320 already means, like, you don't. 0.97

07:56:34.060 Wait, so you want them to question, like, question.

07:56:37.080 Themselves while degrading you.

07:56:38.580 Yeah.

07:56:39.080 Like, it's a questionable, like.

07:56:42.200 So you don't want them to actually, like, you want to, yeah, you want to, you want to

07:56:46.180 be able to tell that they don't mean it while they're doing it kind of thing.

07:56:48.920 Because that's, yeah.

07:56:50.060 Then that gives her. 0.75

07:56:50.920 She doesn't want to do it.

07:56:51.640 She doesn't want to do it.

07:56:51.660 Yeah.

07:56:52.540 They don't actually.

07:56:54.080 They don't actually mean it.

07:56:55.300 They're just doing it.

07:56:55.860 They're not coming out to me to hate me.

07:56:58.540 You know what I mean? 1.00

07:56:59.200 Type shit. 0.99

07:56:59.800 Yeah. 1.00

07:56:59.840 Has a guy ever called you, like, in the bedroom?

07:57:02.700 Like, did his voice crack while, like, if his voice cracks while he's calling you a

07:57:06.320 slur?

07:57:07.020 Is that, like, whoa, that's so hot? 0.98

07:57:09.080 That's never happened because no one will call me a slur during sex. 0.68

07:57:14.800 Oh, but you, I thought you.

07:57:15.600 I want them to.

07:57:16.540 They do it beforehand.

07:57:18.280 It's, like, the foreplay, I guess.

07:57:20.340 All right.

07:57:20.840 But they won't do it during sex because that's not what they're thinking about.

07:57:24.880 Oh, okay.

07:57:25.020 Now, if I was talking to someone who probably was racist, then they probably would just drop

07:57:29.380 it right away, even during sex, because that's what they're thinking about.

07:57:32.420 Okay.

07:57:32.600 But, like you said, the guys that are too eager to appease you on that, you're like, no,

07:57:39.060 no.

07:57:39.780 They went too easily on that.

07:57:42.120 Yeah.

07:57:42.280 Can I make a point about that real quick on, like, the degradation thing?

07:57:46.880 You're into it, too?

07:57:47.900 No.

07:57:48.500 But my ex that I said that stalked me in a bush, he messaged me a bit ago and was like, hey,

07:57:56.020 like, trying to get back in touch and stuff.

07:57:58.280 And he's like, would you be able to, like, be mean to me?

07:58:01.700 Like, could you, could you, like, be really mean to me and I'll pay you and stuff?

07:58:05.880 And I'm like, this is crazy, because I never knew that about him.

07:58:10.160 Yeah, he said, I'll pay me.

07:58:11.080 And I was like, well, I never did it, but he, it was crazy, because I never knew that.

07:58:15.020 I never knew he had, like, that type of fetish before.

07:58:17.720 I have, like, the opposite thing.

07:58:20.820 Like a praise kink?

07:58:21.960 Praise kink.

07:58:22.360 Yeah.

07:58:23.040 But not, like, like giving, but not, I mean, receiving, fine, but, like.

07:58:27.900 Oh, yeah, giving.

07:58:28.920 I prefer giving.

07:58:29.480 Yeah.

07:58:29.900 Yeah.

07:58:32.140 It's crazy what you learn.

07:58:33.220 Sometimes, like, you think back, you think, I thought back, I'm like, this makes so much

07:58:38.520 sense now from when I was, like, younger.

07:58:40.960 I'm going to totally shift gears here.

07:58:43.060 Okay.

07:58:43.740 Going around, oh, okay, these are going to be rapid fire, especially since, you know, whatever.

07:58:50.920 You're in the forest.

07:58:53.380 Would you rather come across a random bear, a random bear, or a random man in the forest?

07:58:58.680 Me first.

07:58:59.540 Yeah.

07:59:00.060 Okay.

07:59:00.880 Can you center your, thank you, thank you.

07:59:02.500 She already knew.

07:59:03.400 That's me.

07:59:05.080 I feel like it doesn't even have to be a man.

07:59:08.700 It's just a person in general.

07:59:10.420 I'd rather be in the forest with a bear.

07:59:14.220 Man.

07:59:15.380 A man.

07:59:16.760 A bear.

07:59:18.120 I think I want a bear, too.

07:59:20.120 A man.

07:59:21.000 A man.

07:59:22.040 Wait, so bear.

07:59:24.760 Bear.

07:59:25.400 Bear?

07:59:26.340 You two?

07:59:27.220 Two bears.

07:59:28.960 And then you two, right?

07:59:30.500 Yeah.

07:59:31.280 Yeah.

07:59:31.580 Wait, are you, you're a bear or you want a man? 0.89

07:59:34.360 Wait, why bear? 0.67

07:59:35.340 Not a man.

07:59:36.340 Why bear?

07:59:36.720 It doesn't matter.

07:59:37.280 Why bear?

07:59:38.040 Why bear?

07:59:38.480 Just a person.

07:59:39.620 Me in general, just like, I choose bear because I just don't trust people.

07:59:44.480 I don't like people like that.

07:59:46.180 I don't trust women. 1.00

07:59:47.100 I don't trust men.

07:59:48.100 It depends if, like, you tell me, like, oh, it's going to be your best friend or my brother

07:59:53.520 that's going to be in the woods with me, then that's fine.

07:59:56.420 But anyone else, I'm like, I'm okay.

08:00:01.080 She's one with nature anyway.

08:00:02.800 So it's like.

08:00:03.320 Why bear?

08:00:07.100 Bear because they seem easier to mitigate considering certain circumstances.

08:00:14.700 I might know what to do in a situation with a bear.

08:00:17.720 Have you ever come across a bear?

08:00:19.840 No, but I've heard.

08:00:21.260 Do you know what not to do with a bear?

08:00:24.400 What not to do?

08:00:25.960 Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay.

08:00:27.860 Don't run.

08:00:28.740 I don't know.

08:00:29.640 Don't climb a tree.

08:00:30.740 Don't climb a tree, that's for sure. 0.99

08:00:33.840 If it's a polar bear, you're automatically screwed. 0.97

08:00:35.300 Yeah. 0.97

08:00:35.700 A man, you never know.

08:00:37.260 Yeah, but.

08:00:37.940 What could happen.

08:00:38.620 The bear, you're definitely dead.

08:00:40.620 It depends on which.

08:00:41.160 Only if it attacks you.

08:00:43.840 Why bear?

08:00:44.620 Why did you pick bear?

08:00:45.500 Because if I'm wandering through the woods and I just see, like, a random man, like, nearby,

08:00:49.220 like, I'm instantly going to be like, what are you doing here?

08:00:50.980 Like, I have some, like, mistrust of you.

08:00:53.640 Like, I feel like you might not have nefarious intentions, but you look suspicious and I'm staying

08:01:00.100 away from that.

08:01:00.740 A bear.

08:01:01.120 Why do you assume he looks suspicious?

08:01:02.960 Because that's just my automatic, like, if I'm walking through the woods alone and then

08:01:06.140 all of a sudden there's a random man out there, like, I'm going to be like, I'm turning back.

08:01:10.820 Like, what are you, weird, weird presence.

08:01:13.100 I'm going a different, we're not going to walk down the same trail.

08:01:15.800 Like, I will.

08:01:16.980 Oh, I'm so sorry.

08:01:17.620 Like, I'll change paths, like, to go the other way around the man.

08:01:22.440 But a bear, like, that's its, like, natural home.

08:01:24.340 Like, I feel like I, like, can kind of, like, evaluate what it's going to do more.

08:01:29.700 Like, I guess trust in its natural instincts more than what this random man is doing out

08:01:35.260 in the woods.

08:01:35.800 Is he following me?

08:01:37.440 I don't know.

08:01:38.220 The man is out there for the same reason that you're out there, though.

08:01:41.260 Like, you guys just got randomly plopped in the woods.

08:01:44.780 It just would be unnerving to run into any person when you're not expecting it.

08:01:48.580 Sure.

08:01:48.760 But I think it would be more terrifying to run in, for me, to run into a bear.

08:01:54.020 Can you put that mic on the ground?

08:01:55.000 Which one is it?

08:01:55.840 What number?

08:01:57.100 Uh, they have numbers.

08:01:58.380 Five.

08:01:58.840 Five.

08:01:59.240 Okay.

08:01:59.520 Thank you.

08:01:59.940 Thank you.

08:02:00.740 Uh, okay.

08:02:02.820 Ah, do I bite?

08:02:04.040 I don't know.

08:02:04.640 It's late.

08:02:05.360 Uh, the bear. 0.65

08:02:06.620 Y'all crazy.

08:02:07.420 Picking the bear. 0.98

08:02:08.100 That's crazy.

08:02:08.920 Well, you didn't specify what bear, though.

08:02:10.720 Huh?

08:02:11.100 You didn't specify a bear.

08:02:12.420 What if it's a koala bear?

08:02:14.440 Or, like, a sun bear?

08:02:16.400 Mm-hmm.

08:02:16.760 We also didn't specify what kind of man, but that's the whole point.

08:02:20.300 Yeah.

08:02:21.300 I actually want to do, I don't know if I could get my hands on a, I'll do a black bear.

08:02:29.420 I would be willing to pay a woman $100,000. 1.00

08:02:33.040 We get to record it.

08:02:33.920 We stream it.

08:02:34.420 Mr. Beast.

08:02:34.940 She gets to $100,000.

08:02:37.500 She has to go in a 10x10 room with a random bear for an hour.

08:02:45.780 Or, no, that's just it.

08:02:50.220 Any girl who says that she'd rather- 0.91

08:02:51.860 She'd have to be willing to die. 0.50

08:02:54.120 I volunteer. 0.91

08:02:54.640 I wonder-

08:02:55.320 I think that changes the-

08:02:55.940 She volunteers.

08:02:57.360 Are there any lawyers watching?

08:02:59.580 Like-

08:02:59.960 There's gotta be one.

08:03:00.800 Like, can-

08:03:02.100 If you do this and the bear, like, kills the person, assuming they signed a waiver-

08:03:08.240 Doesn't matter.

08:03:08.960 ... beforehand?

08:03:09.920 No.

08:03:10.100 Like, am I still gonna have liability if the person-

08:03:14.300 But they know, I mean, they know they're-

08:03:16.680 Okay, we're not gonna hide the fact that it's a bear.

08:03:20.800 They have to sign a waiver.

08:03:22.420 They have to sign a release.

08:03:23.960 Actually-

08:03:24.680 Could you-

08:03:25.860 I mean, it's kind of assumed risk.

08:03:27.980 Any lawyers in the chat?

08:03:29.480 I don't know.

08:03:30.040 Maybe the same-

08:03:30.920 I think it was on a TV show where, like, it was a tiger.

08:03:34.140 Oh, never mind.

08:03:35.300 I'm not sure.

08:03:36.160 Impractical Jokers had it on their TV show.

08:03:38.220 They put him in a room with a tiger.

08:03:40.000 Oh, but the tiger was, like, tied and stuff.

08:03:42.620 Like, you couldn't actually hear it.

08:03:43.680 Oh, okay.

08:03:43.860 Yeah, I was gonna say, check the same contracts that they sent on the submersible down to the

08:03:48.600 Titanic, I guess, right?

08:03:50.080 I feel like that could be possible, because there's this, like, show where, like, people

08:03:52.980 pay to get tortured.

08:03:54.680 I was gonna bring that up.

08:03:55.740 Like, fear factor?

08:03:56.440 No.

08:03:57.000 It's way worse.

08:03:57.660 Like, it's, like, a house in, like, a forest that you go to.

08:04:01.940 I see.

08:04:02.460 Yeah.

08:04:02.920 And they have to sign a waiver that they, like, even though they ask to want to leave,

08:04:06.640 they can't leave.

08:04:07.680 But, like, okay, the waiver says, like, you could very well die.

08:04:12.100 Yeah.

08:04:12.620 Yes.

08:04:13.380 Because they torture you.

08:04:14.520 Yeah.

08:04:14.780 No, no, I'm talking, like, I'm talking for the bear thing.

08:04:17.720 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:04:18.540 Would it be?

08:04:19.540 We need a lawyer. 0.78

08:04:20.420 We need a lawyer to- 0.98

08:04:22.020 I will do this, though.

08:04:23.080 I will pay-

08:04:23.820 I will pay $100,000 to a woman. 1.00

08:04:26.580 I don't want to be a lawyer.

08:04:27.380 I already said I'd bother to you, so-

08:04:29.640 Alien wants it.

08:04:30.500 She wants to be the first.

08:04:31.580 Yeah.

08:04:32.020 Okay.

08:04:32.620 I got you.

08:04:33.900 I'm like a whisperer of animals.

08:04:36.300 Oh, yeah, you should bring Duff.

08:04:37.440 I'm kidding, guys.

08:04:38.640 I'm obviously not kidding.

08:04:39.420 Yes, Duff.

08:04:40.200 Duff will keep you safe.

08:04:43.880 All right.

08:04:44.980 So, okay, the bear thing.

08:04:45.980 Y'all crazy, though.

08:04:46.700 Picking the bear, that's- 0.98

08:04:47.860 Don't you think that's kind of sexist?

08:04:49.280 Well-

08:04:49.780 Y'all kind of sexist.

08:04:51.180 I know, boys did this to make me have these opinions.

08:04:52.520 So, bears typically won't attack you unless you panic, so-

08:04:55.940 Exactly.

08:04:57.520 And I'm not going to panic.

08:04:58.920 Or if they're hungry.

08:05:00.100 I'm going to be like, hey-

08:05:01.000 Or if they have young cubs nearby that you haven't seen, because they'll-

08:05:06.000 But they're doing that for more predictable, right?

08:05:08.260 Yeah, predictable and logical.

08:05:10.020 Yeah.

08:05:10.740 Bears?

08:05:11.380 They're more predictable, you think?

08:05:12.500 Yeah, than a guy.

08:05:13.180 It's okay.

08:05:13.480 Than a guy?

08:05:13.960 Here's the final question on this.

08:05:15.140 Oh, than a guy?

08:05:15.700 I won't-

08:05:16.140 I'm not really going to debate it, but those of you who said bear, what-

08:05:20.360 So, what then-

08:05:21.800 What percentage of men do you think would opt to attack you, victimize you in some sort

08:05:28.280 of way in this scenario?

08:05:31.180 Percentage?

08:05:31.560 In the would scenario?

08:05:33.480 Like, you want that percentage of men?

08:05:35.980 Yeah, because, I mean, you're doing-

08:05:37.120 You're kind of doing a risk assessment here to the point where you would prefer the bear.

08:05:41.520 So, what is the actual risk assessment?

08:05:45.280 Like, what percentage of men do you think would try to attack you, harm you, whatever?

08:05:52.800 I mean, couldn't it, like, be a 50-50, though, since you don't really know what, like, pool

08:05:58.100 you're grabbing these random men out of, and, like, so you really have no idea.

08:06:02.520 Like, it could be good.

08:06:03.460 It could be bad.

08:06:04.520 Like-

08:06:04.560 I would say, I would say, actually, my answer would be-

08:06:07.780 I don't know.

08:06:08.640 Like-

08:06:08.960 You might think it's-

08:06:10.280 My answer would be, well, explain it.

08:06:11.460 Like, 20%, maybe 10%, but that's that, like, sneaky statistic that you gotta be watching

08:06:18.360 out for.

08:06:19.960 Okay.

08:06:20.280 You'd have to say-

08:06:20.920 I think it'd be a low-

08:06:21.600 It'd be a lower number, but it'd be, like, a-

08:06:24.700 That's kind of what makes it fair.

08:06:25.140 What percentage of men, in general, would do something bad, yeah?

08:06:29.020 But he was saying-

08:06:29.660 It's not, like, a high percentage, but it's definitely a percentage, which still makes 1.00

08:06:34.160 it-

08:06:35.160 So you think, like, 50% of men would opt to hurt you or harm you?

08:06:42.720 No, not in, like, real life.

08:06:44.660 But, like, if he's saying, like, we're doing this in the woods scenario, so, like, where

08:06:48.560 I'm just being placed-

08:06:49.620 Like, I'm in the woods, and we place a random man in the woods with me, I'm just saying there's

08:06:53.880 a 50-50 chance that that random man that is placed in the woods with me could be good

08:06:57.640 or he could be bad.

08:06:58.460 So your percentage, or, we'll just move on, I guess.

08:07:04.280 Okay.

08:07:04.880 I'm coming with 80.

08:07:06.980 80%?

08:07:08.760 20?

08:07:09.240 10?

08:07:09.780 20?

08:07:10.080 What?

08:07:10.440 50-50 for you?

08:07:11.420 50-50.

08:07:11.620 50%? 1.00

08:07:12.620 Damn, y'all crazy. 1.00

08:07:14.360 Y'all crazy. 1.00

08:07:14.960 That's sexist. 1.00

08:07:17.680 Y'all sexist.

08:07:19.120 I don't know.

08:07:19.280 Can I ask what that hashtag is?

08:07:22.380 Which one?

08:07:22.880 Big, big lady on that. 0.99

08:07:24.600 Yep.

08:07:25.100 I can't-

08:07:25.740 Actually, wait, I can't pull it up one sec.

08:07:27.320 Nick has to step away from it.

08:07:28.440 I saw the-

08:07:29.160 Hashtag big labia matter.

08:07:31.400 You're curious about the hashtag?

08:07:32.560 Yeah.

08:07:32.880 Are you rocking?

08:07:33.600 Is that why you're asking?

08:07:34.480 I was wondering.

08:07:34.800 No, I was wondering.

08:07:35.580 You want to tell us something?

08:07:36.300 You want to tell us something?

08:07:37.000 I was just wondering what was going on.

08:07:38.480 Did you have, like, a-

08:07:39.560 Oh, so I am a feminist, and I defend women. 1.00

08:07:47.220 Why did your voice crack when you said that?

08:07:49.180 I don't think women should be shamed if they're rocking. 0.96

08:07:58.860 If they got a large labia. 0.68

08:08:01.760 Is that real?

08:08:02.540 Oh, facts.

08:08:03.120 What is what real?

08:08:04.300 What you just said.

08:08:05.900 Like, she's asking if you're being genuine.

08:08:07.360 No, I know I'm kind of saying it in this sort of satirical way.

08:08:10.940 It actually is genuine, though.

08:08:13.120 Jokes aside.

08:08:14.300 I don't think anyone should be shamed for the way they were born.

08:08:19.460 Whether the man, woman.

08:08:21.000 You can't control pee-pee size. 0.99

08:08:22.700 I don't think we should be doing the small dick energy, big dick energy. 0.99

08:08:26.740 I think it's offensive to the men. 0.99

08:08:29.380 You know, you can't change that in women if they got large. 1.00

08:08:36.060 Large coochie? 1.00

08:08:36.860 Pussy lips. 1.00

08:08:37.580 You shouldn't shame a woman. 1.00

08:08:39.600 I don't think you should shame a woman if she's got large labia. 1.00

08:08:43.320 I also exclusively date women with large labia. 0.94

08:08:46.980 How do you really go for the cause here? 0.61

08:08:49.600 What?

08:08:50.100 We're going for the cause.

08:08:51.280 That's not true.

08:08:52.140 I'm kidding.

08:08:54.520 But I'm a fan.

08:08:57.780 Don't get me wrong. 0.99

08:08:58.640 All pussy's great. 1.00

08:08:59.500 But I do have a bit of a preference on this. 0.99

08:09:01.380 What started this?

08:09:02.300 What do you mean?

08:09:03.040 Like, how did you get on this?

08:09:04.120 I'm not sure, actually, to be honest.

08:09:06.920 I don't know.

08:09:07.360 Just woke up one day.

08:09:08.360 Probably from a girl that you slept with before. 0.62

08:09:12.040 Duh.

08:09:13.040 I don't know if it was even, like...

08:09:16.260 Sweet. 0.93

08:09:16.600 One day you just woke up and you're like, I love large labia.

08:09:20.060 Honestly, it might have been, just being totally honest, I've never even talked about this on the show. 0.98

08:09:25.860 I think it was probably just from porn.

08:09:27.740 Okay. 0.94

08:09:28.300 It could have been from porn. 0.90

08:09:29.140 There. 0.78

08:09:29.340 Like, I just was like...

08:09:30.540 Okay, that makes more sense.

08:09:31.680 This looks...

08:09:32.720 Cool.

08:09:34.600 I like how that's cool.

08:09:35.260 As opposed to this other one.

08:09:36.940 Don't get me wrong, though.

08:09:37.880 I don't discriminate.

08:09:38.760 I'll still...

08:09:40.000 He'll take them either way.

08:09:41.200 You don't discriminate.

08:09:41.780 I guess I'll accept a nanny. 0.95

08:09:43.760 I'll accept a nanny, I guess. 0.98

08:09:46.540 So does that answer your question?

08:09:48.260 Yes.

08:09:48.940 Yeah.

08:09:49.140 I was wondering if it was, like, real or not.

08:09:51.840 Yeah.

08:09:52.440 Nick, can you pull up my non-profit organization, please?

08:09:55.680 Oh, sure.

08:09:56.480 Yeah.

08:09:56.860 Big...

08:09:57.200 Big Labia Matter. 1.00

08:09:59.360 BLM. 0.71

08:09:59.840 Oh, you got your tax-exempt status there?

08:10:02.300 I'm working on it, boys.

08:10:03.980 Big Labia Matter. 1.00

08:10:05.320 10,000.

08:10:06.240 Right.

08:10:06.320 10,000 women a year in the United States get a surgery to chop off their lips.

08:10:10.880 I've heard of that.

08:10:11.480 Their lips.

08:10:12.860 Labiaplasty. 0.98

08:10:13.300 I'm against...

08:10:14.020 I'm very upsetting.

08:10:15.520 Very upsetting.

08:10:16.620 It upsets me.

08:10:17.600 True.

08:10:18.180 I don't like it.

08:10:20.120 And if I can save just one woman from getting a labiaplasty... 0.59

08:10:23.720 Like the good fight.

08:10:24.180 I have, actually.

08:10:24.920 You have.

08:10:25.160 I've had, like, a lot of women DM me. 1.00

08:10:27.880 A few, yeah.

08:10:28.320 I've had, like, over 100 women DM me. 1.00

08:10:29.940 That's good.

08:10:30.040 That's good.

08:10:30.560 That's good. 1.00

08:10:30.940 And they're like, Brian, I've never heard a man talk about big pussy lips before. 1.00

08:10:37.120 Yeah. 1.00

08:10:37.420 You're the only one.

08:10:38.300 It is cool, though, that you're doing that.

08:10:39.600 All of these...

08:10:41.420 Save them.

08:10:42.160 Thank you.

08:10:42.540 I am doing...

08:10:46.180 Service to humanity.

08:10:49.260 Your best work.

08:10:49.880 It's a ministry, almost.

08:10:51.640 I am doing something really cool.

08:10:56.740 Yeah, there's definitely no women out there, like... 1.00

08:10:59.280 Have I heard that?

08:10:59.580 Yeah, micropenes matter.

08:11:01.720 Hey, me? 1.00

08:11:02.920 I fuck with micropenes. 1.00

08:11:04.560 Oh, shit. 1.00

08:11:05.640 You can start that. 1.00

08:11:06.880 But, yeah, 10,000 surgeries a year.

08:11:09.620 It's unfortunate.

08:11:10.320 Yeah, that's what she... 1.00

08:11:10.980 Look, also, there's...

08:11:12.480 I also...

08:11:14.540 There's the surgery component, but there's also, like, fake news about it.

08:11:18.380 Like, okay, if a girl has an outie, then that means she's run through. 0.93

08:11:23.640 Right.

08:11:24.040 No, that's not...

08:11:24.680 Not at all.

08:11:25.360 It's, like, this weird, like, the more...

08:11:28.380 If she's had a lot of sex or a lot of sexual partners, that's going to cause her to have... 1.00

08:11:33.060 No, it's trust. 0.88

08:11:33.900 You could be a virgin. 0.96

08:11:35.980 You could be a virgin and have an outie. 1.00

08:11:38.120 You could have had, like, thousands of cocks and have an innie. 1.00

08:11:43.200 So, have...

08:11:44.580 Did you hear that comedian who was, like...

08:11:48.100 Oh, yeah, yeah.

08:11:49.040 Like, what was his name again?

08:11:50.180 I forget.

08:11:50.940 His or hers? 0.82

08:11:51.620 His name.

08:11:52.660 It was recently that...

08:11:54.620 He was, like, the hotter comedian that was on a podcast that was, like, I don't like this about women. 1.00

08:12:03.420 Oh, Matt Reif?

08:12:04.400 Matt Reif.

08:12:04.880 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

08:12:05.520 Fuck Matt Reif. 1.00

08:12:06.960 Fuck Matt Reif. 1.00

08:12:07.800 Fuck Matt Reif. 1.00

08:12:09.000 Get him out of here. 1.00

08:12:10.140 Fuck that guy. 1.00

08:12:10.620 Wait, what did he say? 1.00

08:12:11.320 I thought it was, like, a thing against him. 1.00

08:12:13.340 He talks shit. 1.00

08:12:13.360 He talks shit on my sisters with large labia. 1.00

08:12:17.480 Really? 1.00

08:12:17.880 That's me.

08:12:18.340 I didn't know that. 1.00

08:12:18.940 That shit's fucked up. 1.00

08:12:20.000 If I saw him in the street, I'd be like, fuck you, Matt Reif. 1.00

08:12:24.760 As you should. 1.00

08:12:25.740 Don't talk about...

08:12:27.160 Yeah, and you might see him on the show.

08:12:28.440 Next time you see him, you say that.

08:12:30.760 You should have him come to the show to debate you. 1.00

08:12:32.300 I will debate Matt Reif on pussy lips. 0.99

08:12:35.340 Also, do you like women? 1.00

08:12:36.620 Any day of the week.

08:12:36.700 Like, really, though, at that point? 1.00

08:12:38.060 What the fuck? 0.99

08:12:38.280 Because if you're, like, having a preference... 1.00

08:12:40.640 But, like, to him...

08:12:41.840 That means I'm gay?

08:12:43.360 No, to Matt Reif.

08:12:44.400 Like, does he even like women if he's saying that?

08:12:46.740 I don't know.

08:12:47.500 That's a really...

08:12:48.240 That's fair.

08:12:48.800 You can ask him that.

08:12:49.580 That's a different thing to say.

08:12:52.020 But, what was I saying? 0.99

08:12:56.740 Big labia. 0.98

08:12:57.740 No, they make fun of the women, too. 0.99

08:13:01.740 It's, like, roasty, wizard sleeve, Arby's, beef curtain.

08:13:08.660 Yep.

08:13:08.960 It's not fair.

08:13:09.780 It is not.

08:13:10.320 It's not fair.

08:13:10.860 It's rude.

08:13:11.560 But I also push back just as much.

08:13:13.420 Actually, this was going to be one of the topics of the show.

08:13:15.300 I'll pull it up right now.

08:13:16.080 Thank you for bringing this up.

08:13:17.620 Nick, there's a TikTok page.

08:13:21.400 There's a TikTok.

08:13:22.580 It was, uh...

08:13:23.160 Is it okay to make fun of men for having a small D?

08:13:26.600 Oh, bringing it back.

08:13:27.720 It should be a TikTok page.

08:13:29.420 Back around.

08:13:30.640 Full circle.

08:13:31.520 Yeah, pull it back.

08:13:31.940 Abusive X had, like, the tiniest microphone.

08:13:33.580 Yeah, make it a little bigger.

08:13:34.620 So funny.

08:13:35.660 I didn't know that.

08:13:36.300 Rude.

08:13:37.400 He was an abusive X.

08:13:39.000 It's not rude.

08:13:39.860 Make it bigger, Nick.

08:13:41.020 Bigger.

08:13:42.100 Bigger.

08:13:43.140 All right.

08:13:43.600 Eenie, weenie, teeny.

08:13:44.840 Okay.

08:13:45.180 Justin Bieber.

08:13:45.720 60.

08:13:46.300 There's been 60,000 videos using this sound.

08:13:50.800 JB.

08:13:51.280 And I don't know if we can...

08:13:52.220 Can we play it?

08:13:53.460 I don't know.

08:13:54.340 Play it.

08:13:54.760 We can probably play it a little bit, but hold on.

08:13:56.940 Make it smaller.

08:14:00.520 Yeah, go back.

08:14:02.300 I'm trying to find the...

08:14:03.560 There's a popular one that...

08:14:05.180 Wait.

08:14:06.300 Scroll back up.

08:14:07.160 Scroll back.

08:14:07.600 No, no, no. 0.99

08:14:08.040 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

08:14:10.080 Okay. 1.00

08:14:11.400 And so, click that second one.

08:14:16.360 M782605.

08:14:17.400 You can...

08:14:17.960 Yeah.

08:14:18.540 We're going to need audio.

08:14:19.220 Yeah.

08:14:21.180 I just got braces.

08:14:22.340 The audio might be loud, so...

08:14:27.460 Play it from the beginning. 0.99

08:14:30.540 That has got to be the smallest dick I have ever seen in my whole life. 1.00

08:14:36.340 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

08:14:37.340 Pause it. 0.98

08:14:38.920 So, anyways.

08:14:40.660 So, it's got 2.4 million likes, plenty of comments.

08:14:45.620 And there's 60,000 of these videos using this sound.

08:14:50.680 And it's just like, man, that's crazy.

08:14:53.280 Maybe people would just sort of find the sound.

08:14:56.800 Bro, the lyrics.

08:14:57.160 They're just talking about the small D energy.

08:15:01.100 Yeah, that's wrong.

08:15:02.200 Yeah.

08:15:02.460 Yeah, it's just as wrong as if it was...

08:15:04.460 I don't think it's right either. 0.98

08:15:05.060 But there's also, like, empowerment stuff as well for, like, tiny dicks. 0.97

08:15:10.880 That's not kind. 0.98

08:15:11.640 Sorry.

08:15:12.200 Like what?

08:15:12.600 But, like, there's, like...

08:15:14.000 Cody Coe has a song called, like, Tiny Meat Game or something.

08:15:17.020 Wait, where's my show?

08:15:17.300 Maddie, take over. 1.00

08:15:18.420 They take the power back.

08:15:20.160 Yeah.

08:15:20.580 And it slaps.

08:15:21.920 Like, it's actually good.

08:15:23.660 They're taking the power back.

08:15:25.000 Never heard this song, but I'm interested.

08:15:26.600 Yeah, me neither.

08:15:27.460 Never heard it.

08:15:27.980 Is that, like, the only thing that you can pick up?

08:15:29.800 That's the one that I have.

08:15:31.800 I heard other people talking about, like, their meat and stuff like that, but I'm not...

08:15:37.560 I don't really sit around, like, micropenis, you know what I mean? 0.97

08:15:42.500 I just don't give a fuck about size. 0.98

08:15:43.920 I really don't. 0.99

08:15:44.820 I couldn't tell you how little it's crossed my mind about micropenises.

08:15:49.100 Yeah, literally never crossed my mind.

08:15:52.020 I don't think about them.

08:15:52.840 Okay.

08:15:54.220 Just, you know, I don't think about them.

08:15:56.680 So, is that your preference?

08:15:58.580 Micropenises?

08:16:00.060 Micropenises?

08:16:00.380 What is that song?

08:16:01.540 It's called Tiny Meaking.

08:16:02.940 Is that really a song?

08:16:04.360 Yeah, it is.

08:16:05.120 How old is it?

08:16:05.860 Is it, like, throwback?

08:16:06.640 It's a couple years old, I think.

08:16:08.900 Yeah, it's been out for a little bit.

08:16:10.680 I've been bumping it for the past year or two.

08:16:12.920 Natalie didn't show it to us.

08:16:14.340 Yeah.

08:16:14.660 It's so good.

08:16:15.580 What's everyone's type?

08:16:17.400 I don't think I really have a type, honestly.

08:16:20.120 I hear a lot of people say that.

08:16:21.600 Morgan?

08:16:22.460 Just because, like, I don't care, like, what their hair...

08:16:27.160 I just want...

08:16:27.660 They need to be, like, groomed.

08:16:29.300 They need to have, like, cleanliness, like, standards, be kind, like, funny, like, personality

08:16:34.560 standards, honestly, are what I kind of look for.

08:16:37.440 Is there anything that, like, physically you are more attracted to, though?

08:16:41.440 Probably, though, like, longer-haired boys as opposed to, like, a buzz-cutted boy.

08:16:45.900 I mean, a man bun can be cute, but you have to, like, you have to know how to, like, style

08:16:50.800 your hair.

08:16:51.360 Like, I like a boy who cares about, like, personal maintenance.

08:16:55.920 Like, he wants to, like, make sure his hair looks good.

08:16:57.880 He's going to moisturize.

08:16:59.000 He cares about how he dresses.

08:17:00.360 Like...

08:17:02.120 A little cutie.

08:17:03.060 That's what I got.

08:17:04.080 Okay.

08:17:04.880 I like a guy that's athletic and rugged and knows how to fix stuff and, you know, I just

08:17:12.460 find that that's attractive.

08:17:13.500 I'm hearing, like, a man.

08:17:14.700 A man, yeah.

08:17:15.280 That knows how to, like, hang something on the wall, please.

08:17:17.740 No, I don't know.

08:17:18.360 I like someone to do that to me.

08:17:19.620 Can someone hang something on the wall?

08:17:20.780 I'll hang something on your wall.

08:17:22.300 I would...

08:17:22.640 I love to do, like, house stuff like that.

08:17:25.020 Give me a saw.

08:17:26.440 I'll come over there.

08:17:27.440 I'll do what you...

08:17:27.920 You're going to redo your whole house?

08:17:28.240 What needs to be done?

08:17:29.640 We're going to...

08:17:30.360 We're going to interior design this.

08:17:32.920 Would you take, like, a more, like, feminine boy? 0.62

08:17:36.540 Yeah, I think so.

08:17:37.420 I don't...

08:17:38.560 Yeah, I really don't have, like, too big of, like, preferences like that.

08:17:41.860 Like, I know things, like, that I definitely, like, don't like, but it's not, like...

08:17:45.940 And obviously, they have to, like, be, like, there's a certain, like, attractive level,

08:17:49.500 like, that I have to see and it checks out.

08:17:53.260 And I'm, like, okay.

08:17:54.400 But I don't really...

08:17:55.720 I don't think have too big of, like, looks standard or preference.

08:18:00.980 I felt that.

08:18:02.220 And, like, for me personally, I like chubbier guys, sometimes fat.

08:18:06.820 Really?

08:18:07.040 Yeah, but I don't like muscular guys.

08:18:10.920 And sometimes I like skinny.

08:18:12.480 I had this one skinny guy.

08:18:14.480 Like, we did mushrooms and then we were cuddling. 0.99

08:18:16.900 And then he looked at me and he was, like, damn, Aileen, you're buff. 0.98

08:18:21.180 And I was, like, oh, no. 1.00

08:18:23.040 So ever since then, I'm, like, I can't fuck with, like, skinny guys. 0.99

08:18:27.000 Well, yeah, I can't. 0.99

08:18:27.660 Some people like skinny guys. 0.99

08:18:28.860 Yeah, not dumb. 0.97

08:18:30.000 I just can't.

08:18:30.540 If you're not okay.

08:18:31.960 It can't work.

08:18:32.760 Yeah, it was weird.

08:18:34.960 That's crazy.

08:18:35.660 But I'm not, like, too specific on, like, racial type of stuff.

08:18:39.960 Like, I know I said some stuff about race things.

08:18:43.040 But that was in a fetish context.

08:18:44.980 Yeah.

08:18:45.500 Like, in general, I still do talk to black guys.

08:18:48.300 I do talk to Arab guys.

08:18:49.680 I still...

08:18:50.080 The guy that I'm talking to is Asian right now.

08:18:53.740 He's hot.

08:18:55.760 But he's definitely not my type.

08:18:57.340 So I like guys who I feel, like, are unconventionally attractive.

08:19:02.340 But, yeah.

08:19:03.180 Well, and see, for me, it's, like, that energy that they put off has to be the right kind

08:19:09.000 of energy, you know?

08:19:10.420 That's true, too.

08:19:11.080 Because I do like an alpha man, but he also has to be somebody you're going to feel safe

08:19:16.560 with, that you totally feel like they're your shade tree that protects you from all the

08:19:22.620 meanness and ugliness in the world, too, right?

08:19:26.780 They're going to have your back.

08:19:28.060 They're going to...

08:19:28.800 That's a cute way to say it.

08:19:29.920 Yeah.

08:19:30.340 I like the way you put that, too.

08:19:32.840 So, you know, I don't mind being that soft comfort for my man.

08:19:38.520 And just the same, right?

08:19:40.000 Like, they're out there fighting for whatever they have to do to protect and provide, and

08:19:47.740 then come home, and I want to treat them like a king, right?

08:19:51.020 So, I mean, I feel like it's...

08:19:53.020 As long as you have two sides to it, and both people are doing their part,

08:19:57.540 you're going to find the happiness, right?

08:20:00.140 But like we were talking about earlier, all the different traumatic things, I don't like

08:20:07.200 the word baggage.

08:20:08.880 I think life experiences, some are great, some are not so great, right?

08:20:14.780 But I feel like it just makes you who you are.

08:20:18.860 And like, for instance, the things that I've been through, I mean, I haven't even given you

08:20:23.660 the tip of the iceberg, right?

08:20:25.540 But the strength that I have as a result of that, I've grown, I've been challenged, I've

08:20:32.660 overcome, you know, whatever.

08:20:34.620 I don't like thinking of someone, a woman as a victim of their past, right?

08:20:41.680 You want to just go and be your best self every day, but then at the same time, the more struggles

08:20:49.180 and things like that that you've overcome, you're going to need a man who can meet you

08:20:54.620 there, right?

08:20:55.580 Who can recognize that strength and see it as a desirable quality and can be a good match,

08:21:05.580 good match, right?

08:21:06.960 And if what you need is a softer guy to help you heal, there's times in life for that too,

08:21:14.240 right?

08:21:14.580 Because things, it's a flow like a river in your life, things up and down.

08:21:20.600 You have a different thought.

08:21:22.100 Yeah.

08:21:22.480 I'm so sorry.

08:21:23.320 No, no, don't apologize.

08:21:25.020 When it comes to baggage and stuff like that, like, I understand.

08:21:27.620 Like, we're humans.

08:21:28.740 Yeah.

08:21:29.120 We are social beings.

08:21:30.660 So therefore, we feel like we need other people.

08:21:33.520 But at the end of the day, I don't think I need a man.

08:21:36.700 Like, I have borderline personality disorder, right?

08:21:41.160 So like, to me, it's just like, when I'm hearing that, I'm like, I'm literally suffering

08:21:47.160 in my brain, like, 24-7.

08:21:49.020 You know what I mean?

08:21:49.720 I'm surviving every day.

08:21:52.060 And then I'm hearing like, oh, a man is just going to make it better.

08:21:55.420 Oh, no, no, no.

08:21:55.900 I'm saying if you want a partner, a companion, if you want to be in a marriage, that's what

08:22:01.360 I'm saying.

08:22:01.740 You got to have it match up to be the right energy for what you need.

08:22:05.800 I think when I like say baggage, like, yeah, it can be, can seem super negative, like a

08:22:12.560 really negative term.

08:22:13.740 But yeah, I agree.

08:22:14.520 I think that when I think of baggage, I think of like getting into a relationship with like

08:22:19.260 a man who has mental health issues, because getting into a relationship with someone who

08:22:25.100 does have mental health issues can be like super, super draining on yourself also.

08:22:29.500 Like if, if that's like one thing I like, that's one thing I try to avoid like at most, because

08:22:36.800 like they're dealing with a lot of stuff in their own heads.

08:22:38.800 So it's like, how are you going to be able to deal with having a relationship?

08:22:42.680 Yeah.

08:22:42.780 I feel like that's really fair because everyone has like their own limits and boundaries.

08:22:46.040 And at the end of the day, like relationships matter, of course, but you also need to prioritize

08:22:50.960 yourself too.

08:22:53.880 And it's like, if that's going to be causing so much stress on you that you feel like you're

08:22:57.660 giving all your energy, like you don't want to have to do that.

08:23:00.180 Yeah.

08:23:00.740 We'll continue going around with type, I guess.

08:23:03.060 Morgan, do you want to tell the audience your type?

08:23:05.820 I bet all of them are begging.

08:23:08.920 Please tell us.

08:23:10.060 I don't think I have a type, but I would say I'm more attracted to certain people.

08:23:16.560 So I mean, that tall guy, chill, chill, tall, brunette, light eyes, or yeah, I think, yeah.

08:23:30.820 And that's just a preference, but that doesn't mean that you have to stick to just that type.

08:23:34.400 I don't think I really go with my type.

08:23:36.340 Like, I think I'm like, yeah, we were attracted to most like that type, but then that's not

08:23:42.440 the people I end up with.

08:23:44.240 We were just talking about that earlier, but we were saying how like some women have like 1.00

08:23:48.460 a specific type, but they don't always like have, get the boyfriend.

08:23:52.440 That's exactly what they want.

08:23:53.780 Right.

08:23:54.220 Like we were both saying how earlier we dated guys that were the opposite of our type.

08:23:58.680 So we feel like it doesn't really matter.

08:24:01.240 And it's funny because, you know, we spent so much time at the conversation talking about

08:24:06.440 how this one specific criteria is a lot of guys type and that's just the age, the age

08:24:13.100 thing.

08:24:13.680 Right.

08:24:14.280 But I've, I'm sure that men have way more qualities than just age.

08:24:19.680 Oh yeah.

08:24:19.960 Let me give you a long list.

08:24:21.160 Let me give you the list.

08:24:21.740 Okay, cool.

08:24:22.320 Yeah.

08:24:22.760 Thank you for that segue.

08:24:24.780 All right.

08:24:25.540 What I want, let's start with the looks and then we'll do personality.

08:24:28.740 Okay, so looks, any race is fine.

08:24:34.460 Slight preference for white women and Asian women, but I'll date a black girl, I'll date 1.00

08:24:38.120 a Latina.

08:24:39.040 Slight preference though for white women, Asian women. 0.97

08:24:42.700 Let's see.

08:24:44.680 Prefer short, a little shorter, but I'll date any height.

08:24:48.260 I'll date a girl who's six, five.

08:24:50.320 I'll date a girl who's four, five.

08:24:52.980 Don't care.

08:24:55.240 For kids though.

08:24:56.420 It's probably, maybe taller is a little better, like for having, for having kids, for birthing 0.99

08:25:04.040 babies, for having kids, you know, anybody here, like having some warrior, some fucking 0.99

08:25:08.760 warrior children, but, um, don't care. 0.99

08:25:12.080 Don't care.

08:25:12.680 I'm attracted to short women, tall women. 1.00

08:25:14.460 That's a whole thing.

08:25:15.060 Don't care.

08:25:15.520 That's a whole other thing.

08:25:16.400 That's a thing.

08:25:17.060 Is that a whole other thing?

08:25:18.200 What's like dating for genetics?

08:25:19.780 Like is a thing.

08:25:21.220 Oh, that's what Elon does.

08:25:22.120 Yeah.

08:25:22.300 You know, you know, you object to that.

08:25:24.660 I mean, if someone wants to do that, that's what they can do, but that's kind of crazy.

08:25:29.920 I literally heard people talking recently about how they won't date a guy unless he's

08:25:35.180 not had the, oh, I can't say that word, shot.

08:25:40.360 The, the, the, the, the Fauci-Owie?

08:25:43.520 Yes.

08:25:43.940 The Fauci-Owie. 0.98

08:25:44.900 Oh, okay.

08:25:45.320 Oh, wait.

08:25:45.700 That's not what it's called.

08:25:46.560 Ouchie?

08:25:47.040 They won't date a guy unless he's not had the Fauci-Owie. 0.96

08:25:50.100 What is that?

08:25:51.140 Fauci-Owie.

08:25:52.140 The Fauci-Owie. 0.98

08:25:53.520 Okay.

08:25:54.160 Oh, oh, oh.

08:25:55.280 Oh, okay.

08:25:56.860 I've heard that too.

08:25:57.520 Good job.

08:25:57.960 Yeah.

08:25:58.440 I've never heard it in that way before.

08:26:00.740 That really did.

08:26:02.760 Fauci-Owie, that's funny.

08:26:04.240 But that's weird to want to, I mean, isn't that why people are attracted to other people?

08:26:08.920 I don't think.

08:26:09.440 Well, like their beliefs.

08:26:10.340 With the genetics.

08:26:11.300 I don't think that's what people think when they like want to date people.

08:26:14.440 It's not like, oh, our kids are going to be really cute.

08:26:16.540 Girls say that all the time. 1.00

08:26:17.680 I want D1 babies. 1.00

08:26:18.860 There's some child-bearing hips on that gal over there. 1.00

08:26:21.600 I feel like if you're getting into like a genuine relationship, you're going to want

08:26:26.040 to get with him first.

08:26:27.020 And then later down, you're going to be like, oh, yeah, like our kids are going to be cute.

08:26:29.960 But it's like, like your attraction trigger isn't, oh, that guy's really cute.

08:26:34.200 No, I mean, it's not like primary.

08:26:37.700 I don't think it's a primary thing.

08:26:39.560 But it's like kind of in the back of the head.

08:26:42.120 Really?

08:26:42.540 I never thought about that.

08:26:43.160 At least for height.

08:26:43.980 Like, I'm definitely thinking if she's like four foot seven, like our kids are going to 1.00

08:26:52.340 be fucked. 1.00

08:26:53.340 But isn't it usually the same? 1.00

08:26:54.280 Doesn't it depend?

08:26:55.300 I'm kidding.

08:26:56.260 I'm kidding.

08:26:57.280 It's not always the case.

08:26:58.600 Huh?

08:26:59.160 Sometimes it goes different.

08:27:00.740 But no, there is something.

08:27:01.760 Dude, if I see a really tall chick, I'm like, yes, tall children. 1.00

08:27:07.360 Boom.

08:27:07.800 There's like really short people in my family who have had really tall kids.

08:27:12.660 All right.

08:27:13.720 Wait, what do you mean?

08:27:14.960 What do you mean?

08:27:15.460 I'm saying like my aunt and uncle had a kid and he's really like way taller than both of

08:27:20.420 them.

08:27:20.620 Yeah, I know that.

08:27:20.640 That can happen.

08:27:22.000 But like tall parents are more likely to have tall children.

08:27:25.180 Yeah.

08:27:25.760 Okay.

08:27:26.020 Anyways, what else?

08:27:27.480 Natural body supremacist.

08:27:29.060 So obviously like hygiene, grooming, important, but strong preference for no plastic surgery, 0.92

08:27:34.720 no fake tits, no fake lips, no BBL, no lipo, no labia, plasty, no tongue split. 0.93

08:27:40.640 Sorry. 0.99

08:27:41.360 No.

08:27:41.620 I'm sorry.

08:27:42.320 I'm sorry.

08:27:43.760 I wasn't trying to come up.

08:27:44.880 I'm sorry.

08:27:45.560 That was the very first question.

08:27:47.120 Would you date him?

08:27:48.020 Let's see.

08:27:49.960 Minimal or no makeup.

08:27:52.000 Prefer no perfume.

08:27:55.160 Yeah.

08:27:56.040 No peanuts.

08:27:57.220 No peanuts.

08:27:57.720 No peanuts.

08:27:58.100 That's so weird.

08:27:59.100 They have to hate all nuts.

08:28:01.060 The peanut thing?

08:28:01.960 I'm allergic.

08:28:02.780 What do you mean?

08:28:03.380 Why is it weird?

08:28:04.540 I never knew that you're allergic.

08:28:06.060 I'm just a canaphylactic shock. 0.54

08:28:08.200 Poison me.

08:28:08.760 Yeah.

08:28:09.240 You shouldn't have told me that.

08:28:10.300 When you bake, when you do your baking, you can put some.

08:28:12.740 You should have told me that.

08:28:13.680 So I like don't bake with peanuts.

08:28:16.380 That is good to know.

08:28:17.980 If she's baking for you.

08:28:19.160 I could have brought something.

08:28:19.860 You could have just choked and died right in that seat.

08:28:22.540 No. 0.88

08:28:22.620 Okay.

08:28:22.820 So it's not like my allergy to peanut.

08:28:25.540 It's not insane.

08:28:26.920 Okay.

08:28:27.220 But I don't like it.

08:28:28.620 Do you just get itchy?

08:28:29.100 Oh.

08:28:29.520 Yeah.

08:28:29.720 My mouth gets a little itchy.

08:28:31.060 I don't like peanuts either.

08:28:31.620 Okay.

08:28:32.200 I just don't like the taste.

08:28:33.900 Yeah.

08:28:34.380 But plastic surgery, don't like it.

08:28:37.080 I'll take. 0.58

08:28:37.740 Crazy.

08:28:38.420 Sorry.

08:28:38.880 Why is that crazy?

08:28:40.180 I just think people should just exist.

08:28:42.740 Oh, sorry.

08:28:43.460 I just think that people should just exist and you shouldn't.

08:28:46.600 Yes, I agree.

08:28:47.380 People should just exist without plastic surgery.

08:28:49.800 No.

08:28:50.580 I agree.

08:28:51.780 I don't see like what's the problem with plastic surgery.

08:28:54.740 Can you answer me that?

08:28:56.400 Oh, I'll give you a hundred million reasons.

08:28:58.880 Yeah.

08:28:59.240 First off, let's just talk about the aesthetics.

08:29:01.740 I actually think aesthetically, I don't think it looks good. 0.99

08:29:04.800 So like fake tits, I don't think it looks better than like a girl with an A cup or a B cup. 1.00

08:29:11.400 I don't think it looks better. 0.99

08:29:12.940 It gives me uncanny valley.

08:29:14.440 It just doesn't, I don't think it looks good aesthetically, but that's me as somebody who'd

08:29:19.820 rather date a girl with A cups than a girl with fake double D's.

08:29:24.560 Okay.

08:29:24.880 That's me as a guy who'd prefer a little belly fat over the lipo belly.

08:29:28.460 I don't like the lipo belly. 0.98

08:29:29.840 That's me as a guy who'd prefer to date a girl with small butt, no butt over a BBL. 1.00

08:29:36.280 BBLs look ridiculous. 1.00

08:29:38.400 It doesn't look right. 0.81

08:29:39.000 But there's different types of BBLs.

08:29:40.620 Okay.

08:29:40.920 Hold on.

08:29:41.860 There's different types of BBLs. 0.99

08:29:43.620 Because that girl that was sitting next to me, she was fine as fuck. 0.97

08:29:46.400 Her BBL looked nice as hell. 0.98

08:29:48.320 And then there was another BBL.

08:29:50.060 Yeah. 1.00

08:29:50.300 Her ass looks so nice. 1.00

08:29:51.180 There's no such thing as a good BBL. 1.00

08:29:53.700 Yeah.

08:29:54.020 There's skinny BBLs.

08:29:55.900 And that's when they don't put that much fat in there, but they're like more so like.

08:30:00.040 Work for it.

08:30:00.800 Sometimes that doesn't work.

08:30:02.540 Hip thrusts.

08:30:03.020 Sometimes that doesn't work.

08:30:04.000 It's one of the most dangerous surgeries you can get.

08:30:06.180 I was out there in the gym for a whole year.

08:30:08.180 More people die from it.

08:30:08.720 And I only have the dump truck that I have.

08:30:10.600 I had a family in the years.

08:30:11.700 Rookie numbers.

08:30:11.860 Oh, tell us the story, Maddie.

08:30:14.500 She was just saying how it's really dangerous and a lot of people die from it.

08:30:17.900 I actually had like a family member who did.

08:30:19.600 She had a family member who died from a BBL.

08:30:21.780 Yeah.

08:30:22.280 Oh, wow.

08:30:22.960 That's crazy.

08:30:24.100 It's so dangerous.

08:30:25.100 It is very dangerous.

08:30:26.280 That's why I'm like strongly against it now.

08:30:28.300 Lip fillers.

08:30:29.460 Lip fillers.

08:30:30.300 Give me a girl with a small upper lip over that like R slurred. 1.00

08:30:36.100 I don't know the lip.

08:30:36.840 It doesn't look right.

08:30:38.100 No.

08:30:38.520 Any girls here have lip filler? 1.00

08:30:39.740 No.

08:30:39.900 They're done.

08:30:40.500 No.

08:30:41.200 No, I don't.

08:30:42.540 Anybody?

08:30:43.120 So I wasn't meaning the point.

08:30:44.560 And you know, one of the things to keep in mind since you guys are younger is the more

08:30:48.980 fillers that you get in your face, all, all the, the plastic surgeons and stuff are saying

08:30:54.440 that that'll age you faster, um, on your longevity of your, of your natural beauty.

08:31:00.200 It'll age you faster.

08:31:01.820 The more fillers you get, the earlier in your life.

08:31:04.960 And also the same with the Botox, all these girls getting Botox in their twenties, it actually 0.60

08:31:09.780 messes with your face and it's not good for your longevity of your beauty.

08:31:15.200 That's definitely true that there's some like negatives and everything.

08:31:17.660 But, um, I mean, again, you do really have to look into like your, who's performing their

08:31:23.320 work on your face.

08:31:23.960 Like it's very important that they're certified.

08:31:26.000 They know what they're doing.

08:31:27.740 You asked if, or you could just not get plastic surgery.

08:31:30.940 No.

08:31:31.180 Yeah.

08:31:31.380 But if people like it, then they like it.

08:31:33.320 Like you asked if I had lip fillers.

08:31:34.860 I don't have any now, but I have them.

08:31:36.960 Let me give you the rundown on this.

08:31:38.180 Let me give you the rundown on this.

08:31:40.200 We need to, we need a, we got to elevate our frequency, right?

08:31:46.320 We got to elevate.

08:31:46.920 Oh, are we talking my language right now, Brian?

08:31:49.660 Are you ready to go?

08:31:50.840 Let's try it.

08:31:51.320 We got to elevate our frequency, right?

08:31:53.720 I think what we got to do instead of saying, if there's something wrong with you and you

08:31:58.420 want to fix it, go.

08:31:59.940 So I think we need to improve people's mental fortitude and constitution.

08:32:06.820 We need to develop and procure the constitution of women so they can look in the face of the 1.00

08:32:13.700 plastic surgeon and say, fuck you, bitch. 1.00

08:32:16.680 I ain't getting this lip filler. 1.00

08:32:18.400 Fuck you. 1.00

08:32:19.320 Amend and ratify it. 1.00

08:32:20.680 Huh?

08:32:21.340 Amend and ratify it.

08:32:22.640 Yes.

08:32:23.640 Listen, we need to, we need to develop and curate the constitution of women. 0.99

08:32:29.020 So they reject this beauty standard, these unrealistic beauty standards.

08:32:33.460 That is true.

08:32:34.040 We ought to, we ought to move away from this tragedy.

08:32:38.500 Well, I think that women are being taught and you could just say natural lips matter and 1.00

08:32:45.420 then you can use your same group there and put it with the no lip injections and then

08:32:50.160 boom.

08:32:50.840 If my girlfriend, if my girlfriend came to me and she was like, Brian, I want to get some 0.99

08:32:55.920 fake titties. 0.99

08:32:56.720 I'd be like, no. 0.97

08:32:58.640 Okay.

08:32:59.340 And then she still goes and do it.

08:33:01.560 She's her own person.

08:33:02.540 I would be like, I am less attracted to you now.

08:33:05.820 Okay.

08:33:06.180 That's your problem.

08:33:07.180 What is yours?

08:33:08.080 Actually, I am less attracted to you now.

08:33:10.980 Okay.

08:33:11.440 And me personally, right. 0.99

08:33:13.180 I want to get my nipples removed. 1.00

08:33:14.580 What the fuck? 1.00

08:33:15.200 So like, that's, that's, don't you have them pierced? 1.00

08:33:17.720 Yeah, I do.

08:33:18.360 But eventually I want to get them removed.

08:33:21.140 Huh?

08:33:21.460 Before piercing.

08:33:22.100 Yeah, I know.

08:33:23.180 Just because I want to look like a Barbie doll, like underneath, like I want to get rid of

08:33:27.140 my belly button.

08:33:28.220 I want to get breast implants. 1.00

08:33:30.480 And I also want to get rid of like. 1.00

08:33:31.560 Check, check, check, check the shit. 1.00

08:33:32.020 Check this shit. 1.00

08:33:33.000 Okay. 1.00

08:33:33.320 Check, check this shit. 0.99

08:33:35.420 I want to remove some ribs. 0.99

08:33:36.140 If my girlfriend comes to me and she's like, Brian, I've actually had a girl I was dating 0.97

08:33:41.720 come to me and she's like, I don't like my boobs. 0.98

08:33:43.600 Her boobs are fine. 0.98

08:33:44.380 She had like nice boobs. 1.00

08:33:45.900 I don't know, I don't know what her, something, I don't know, whatever.

08:33:48.660 Did she not like it because it was too big or too small?

08:33:52.240 She had like a C cup. 0.99

08:33:53.240 I'm like, what are you fucking doing? 1.00

08:33:54.360 That's like perfect. 0.99

08:33:55.200 Yeah. 0.99

08:33:55.500 I'm like, what are you fucking doing? 0.99

08:33:57.180 I wish I had a C cup. 0.99

08:33:58.220 But she's like, I want them bigger.

08:33:59.760 I'm like, no.

08:34:00.460 Okay.

08:34:00.640 So anyways, if she came to me, she says, I want to get a boob job. 1.00

08:34:04.860 I would say, I would do everything in my power to gas her the fuck up on her existing 1.00

08:34:11.520 titties. 1.00

08:34:12.580 Well, that part is nice though. 0.92

08:34:15.100 That's great.

08:34:15.820 I got to build, I got to build my partner up and I got to get her back on the path and

08:34:20.380 be like, listen, listen.

08:34:22.280 Well, like you should build her up and everything, but also it's like more of a personal choice. 0.90

08:34:26.860 They don't like their titties is insecure. 0.96

08:34:28.620 Here, I don't like my titties, but I'm not walking around being like, oh, I hate this 1.00

08:34:32.360 shit, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

08:34:33.080 I'm like, just one day I'm just going to give breast implants. 1.00

08:34:35.840 That's it.

08:34:36.340 If a girl wants to do it, she's just going to do it. 1.00

08:34:38.620 Yeah.

08:34:38.820 I don't know. 1.00

08:34:39.500 That sucks, but she's just like so messed up in her head. 0.99

08:34:44.420 Once she hears what I have to say, she's going to change her mind. 1.00

08:34:47.920 Oh, yeah.

08:34:48.640 I think there's like a difference between like body modification to the like in a creative

08:34:54.520 Well, I'm also getting like breast implants.

08:34:56.680 Exactly.

08:34:57.360 In that pursuit, rather than saying like an insecure kind of way, because it seems like

08:35:01.780 you're just doing out of it, out of, you just want to.

08:35:04.240 I just feel like a lot of women are being taught that they need to not like it because

08:35:10.080 of people like Brian who are walking around. 0.99

08:35:12.560 Don't make that face because there's a lot of people that go around saying shit like, I 0.99

08:35:17.040 like natural bodies and da da da da. 0.99

08:35:19.160 And Vanessa, you know, everyone that they follow on Instagram, the people that they talk

08:35:23.200 to.

08:35:24.380 Yeah, exactly.

08:35:25.380 I don't follow anybody on Instagram.

08:35:26.660 No, but she's not talking about just you.

08:35:28.260 That shouldn't be the case.

08:35:29.020 But like first it's like, oh, like women, like they need to be picture perfect. 1.00

08:35:32.600 They need to be gorgeous. 0.99

08:35:33.200 And now people are like doing that and they're like, oh, wow, guys, stop.

08:35:35.940 That's too much.

08:35:36.600 Like nobody's ever happy.

08:35:37.980 If the woman herself is unhappy with her body and wants to do something. 1.00

08:35:41.700 She's good.

08:35:42.220 Just make sure if you do anything, do it only for you.

08:35:45.700 Don't do it.

08:35:46.180 Or just don't do it.

08:35:47.040 Or just don't do it.

08:35:47.600 Just don't do it.

08:35:49.260 Like say like lips, Botox, whatever.

08:35:51.500 Like I think everyone that gets that stuff looks the same.

08:35:54.440 They all look the same.

08:35:55.720 Unless they get too much.

08:35:57.100 If they get too much, they don't look the same.

08:35:59.260 What?

08:35:59.600 Like the same features?

08:36:00.640 Like the end of the year.

08:36:01.360 Yeah, like Kylie Jenner.

08:36:02.860 Like a lot of people, you can see a lot of people online that look like Kylie Jenner.

08:36:06.400 10 minutes.

08:36:06.740 10 minutes.

08:36:07.340 I have a question.

08:36:08.660 Did Deadbeat look like Kylie Jenner earlier then?

08:36:11.380 Because she definitely had filler.

08:36:13.480 I think that her filler, if she did, looked super cute. 0.71

08:36:16.640 I think like I just, you know.

08:36:18.520 A lot of people that do end up starting to get facial like fillers or whatever are going

08:36:23.480 to go to like the extent of it.

08:36:25.740 It don't look right.

08:36:26.000 And they're all going to look the same.

08:36:27.520 Well, I don't agree with that because I've gotten fillers for like previous years.

08:36:32.940 I've had fillers.

08:36:33.560 I don't have any fillers in my lips right now, but I have.

08:36:36.380 It's like I don't go for that.

08:36:38.500 But like I go for more of like a natural, like my preference, what I see a little bit of

08:36:43.020 like, oh, I'd like a little more like here or there or something like that.

08:36:46.360 Obviously, that's not like everybody.

08:36:48.340 But like when I'm injecting myself, like I'm doing it because I like how it makes me feel

08:36:54.060 afterwards.

08:36:54.380 And like I'm not, like I don't think it has to stem into like a lot of people always go

08:36:59.340 like, oh, it's an addictive thing.

08:37:01.060 Like you get one injection and you just can't stop.

08:37:03.940 Like it's not, I don't know, that just narrative makes it seem so weird.

08:37:07.420 Like I think a suggestive like narrative, you know what I mean?

08:37:12.300 It's like when someone suggests to you like a certain thing and then you're just like,

08:37:16.640 yeah, I can play into that basically.

08:37:18.300 You know what I mean?

08:37:19.120 Almost kind of like a placebo.

08:37:21.000 It's like when people talk about weed, it's going to make you lazy and blah, blah, blah.

08:37:24.720 But for me, it's the exact opposite.

08:37:26.720 I had no surgery and I am so happy.

08:37:29.700 I hated my nose.

08:37:30.680 I hated it my whole life.

08:37:31.680 I've always had an issue with it.

08:37:32.780 I debated on it.

08:37:33.960 I got lip fillers.

08:37:34.740 I was like, that's not it.

08:37:35.540 Finally, I just jumped in, got the surgery.

08:37:38.080 It looks like a regular nose.

08:37:39.980 Like it's just, and it works better than it did before.

08:37:43.720 Cause I had the kind of a messed up septum.

08:37:45.960 So it got fixed, but I don't regret it at all.

08:37:48.720 I'm happy about the choice and it hasn't made me want to do like wild things.

08:37:52.000 But if there's something I want to correct about myself and like, it's something that I

08:37:55.780 personally want to work on, like I have no problem doing that.

08:37:58.580 And I support anyone who wants to or does not want to.

08:38:01.580 Definitely make sure you go to somebody that is qualified, licensed, certified, not in

08:38:08.500 Tijuana for a cut rate price.

08:38:10.880 Doesn't have billboards to try to bring in new patients.

08:38:14.220 You don't use a group on for that.

08:38:15.680 You're not traveling for cheapness.

08:38:17.100 You want to make sure it's quality.

08:38:18.900 Don't use a group on for cancer treatments.

08:38:22.000 For your eyes.

08:38:22.720 Not for LASIK.

08:38:23.620 LASIK surgery, LASIK or plastic surgery.

08:38:26.500 No, no group on.

08:38:28.440 The big nose.

08:38:29.420 Yeah.

08:38:31.200 I'm against, I'm against plastic surgery.

08:38:33.320 Cross the board.

08:38:34.080 That's okay.

08:38:34.660 You don't have to.

08:38:35.340 Don't like it.

08:38:36.320 Don't worry.

08:38:37.420 That's okay.

08:38:39.560 If they don't like it.

08:38:40.780 You got to do, you got to do.

08:38:42.500 Listen, there is an assault.

08:38:44.340 There's an attack on women right now. 1.00

08:38:47.000 There is.

08:38:47.920 We know.

08:38:48.180 I would agree with that.

08:38:49.120 As men, as men, if we're going to be protectors, we can't just protect you just from physical

08:38:55.520 threats.

08:38:56.040 We have to protect you of threats of mind.

08:38:59.040 That's one of our jobs as protectors.

08:39:01.000 And one of the mental threats, one of the mental assaults on women is plastic surgery.

08:39:09.540 I agree.

08:39:10.620 And it's because all these guys are looking at that, looking at the people with the plastic

08:39:15.380 surgery and wishing that their woman look like that. 0.70

08:39:18.180 So it puts a bunch of pressure on the women. 1.00

08:39:20.420 So they can't be a hypocrite. 0.97

08:39:22.080 I feel like a lot of women idolize those women. 1.00

08:39:25.240 Well, let me tell you, I got, I got my breasts augmented when I was early thirties and it was

08:39:32.860 in, in, I'm not going to talk about, it was in my first marriage.

08:39:37.800 All right.

08:39:38.340 And it was nothing that I thought I really needed.

08:39:42.460 And so then, then I was stuck with that for 20 years.

08:39:46.780 Well, I met, met my husband and, um, he said, you don't need that.

08:39:53.460 And it's been so long.

08:39:55.000 My daughters also said, you know, you really should think about your health and blah, blah,

08:39:59.080 blah.

08:39:59.360 So I had them removed a couple of years ago and couldn't be happier.

08:40:04.200 I felt like my normal self again.

08:40:07.480 I am, you know, got a cute little figure again.

08:40:10.880 But I think it's cute though.

08:40:11.820 You're saying you did this for yourself because originally you were pressured into doing it

08:40:15.240 for him.

08:40:15.960 And now you're like, no, this is what makes me happy.

08:40:18.660 Right.

08:40:18.800 That's what I'm saying.

08:40:19.580 But like, you know, I mean, we were together 15 years, you know, and that was, he wanted 0.97

08:40:25.380 you to get fake titties.

08:40:26.460 Um, he did, he, he didn't come out and tell me to get them, but that's all he, that's all 0.95

08:40:33.780 he was fixated on, you know?

08:40:35.480 And so he didn't have to, he didn't have to say it right now.

08:40:42.320 Um, okay.

08:40:44.080 I'm not going to, I'm not going to get into all that, but, um, anyway, point being point

08:40:48.700 being super happy.

08:40:50.420 I'm with a man who likes the natural, you know, female form and just couldn't be happier 0.59

08:40:57.340 now and healthy and good and all that.

08:41:01.920 I agree with him about, I feel like it's so much pressure for perfection and for abnormal

08:41:08.980 expectations on women nowadays. 0.99

08:41:11.920 That's definitely true.

08:41:13.780 Yeah.

08:41:14.520 Good times.

08:41:15.580 Uh, what was the last thing?

08:41:17.000 Oh, I think I was, it was just, okay.

08:41:18.440 We did the plastic surgery.

08:41:19.520 Oh, well, I'm like looking for in a girl, I guess. 1.00

08:41:21.620 Uh, I guess I'll wrap up.

08:41:23.000 We'll wrap up on that.

08:41:24.580 Uh, I don't know if this counts as physical, but women with nice voices, I guess, and there's 1.00

08:41:31.100 different kinds of nice voices, like soft, pleasant voices.

08:41:34.660 Um, that's good.

08:41:37.180 Uh, what do you want us to say about the voices? 1.00

08:41:40.540 I think he's just talking about his crap. 0.99

08:41:42.300 No, he's just having faces. 0.99

08:41:43.600 I almost forgot what you're talking about.

08:41:45.080 Oh, okay.

08:41:45.460 I was like, yeah, I don't know.

08:41:46.960 I never, um, oh, they have to bow.

08:41:48.760 Bowing's important.

08:41:49.840 Super important.

08:41:51.380 Personality, uh, moderate preference for introverted women. 0.99

08:41:55.020 And I'll date an extroverted girl, but prefer introverted, uh, quiet, calm, soft-spoken.

08:42:01.940 Uh, let's see.

08:42:04.420 What else?

08:42:05.020 Modesty is good.

08:42:07.600 Pre, uh, pretty strong preference for doesn't drink, doesn't party, doesn't do drugs, doesn't

08:42:12.360 go to bars or clubs.

08:42:14.140 Um, that's pretty important.

08:42:16.980 And, uh, brings me peace.

08:42:18.940 That's good.

08:42:20.460 And, uh, what else?

08:42:22.360 Yeah, that's pretty good.

08:42:25.080 That's pretty good.

08:42:25.820 Can I ask about the bowing thing real quick?

08:42:27.840 Yeah, sure.

08:42:28.660 Where did that come from, do you think?

08:42:30.880 Look, I'm just trying to bring a girl to Hawaii.

08:42:33.640 Wait, what?

08:42:34.640 What?

08:42:34.920 The bow thing.

08:42:35.880 What?

08:42:36.380 Where did it, like, is that real?

08:42:38.300 Wait, why are you laughing more?

08:42:39.320 Where did that come from?

08:42:40.160 You don't want to go to Hawaii?

08:42:41.180 What's, what's up?

08:42:42.160 Yeah.

08:42:43.640 How was he trying to bring you to Hawaii?

08:42:45.460 I should go and like Hawaii.

08:42:46.260 What?

08:42:46.780 You don't like Hawaii?

08:42:47.740 I don't know.

08:42:48.660 Yeah.

08:42:48.780 Go to Hawaii.

08:42:49.240 Where did Hawaii come from?

08:42:50.300 It's a trip to Hawaii.

08:42:51.220 You fund it.

08:42:53.060 Oh, yeah.

08:42:59.180 Wait, what was your question?

08:43:00.020 The bow, is the bow thing real?

08:43:03.340 Sure.

08:43:04.580 Okay, that's my answer.

08:43:06.660 What?

08:43:07.200 Never mind.

08:43:07.760 You object to the bow?

08:43:09.660 I feel like, are you committed to that?

08:43:11.940 Show me a bow.

08:43:12.460 Why don't you do a bow right now?

08:43:13.500 Let's see it.

08:43:15.440 I'll bow to you.

08:43:16.400 Be a submissive one.

08:43:17.620 A real bow?

08:43:18.480 Yes.

08:43:18.960 A real one.

08:43:19.860 Just like a jiu-jitsu bow?

08:43:21.980 Oh, yeah.

08:43:22.420 Are we going to get back into the submissive conversation?

08:43:24.620 Is that what you said?

08:43:25.300 No, please.

08:43:26.460 No.

08:43:27.000 It's too late at night for that.

08:43:28.480 Wait, should we push?

08:43:29.440 Wait, hold on.

08:43:29.920 Let's see.

08:43:31.420 Wait, what's that, Nick?

08:43:33.320 No.

08:43:34.960 Wait, what?

08:43:37.720 I'm trying to think.

08:43:38.520 What is the other big thing?

08:43:40.440 Nine, is that?

08:43:41.540 You were going through like your rapid fire.

08:43:44.020 The what?

08:43:44.660 You were going through the fire.

08:43:45.580 Oh, okay.

08:43:46.340 I'll do this.

08:43:47.540 Oh, yeah.

08:43:48.880 Okay, fine.

08:43:49.580 That's what we're going to.

08:43:51.700 I blame it on Morgan, honestly, for like this show going so late.

08:43:54.960 I definitely think it's Morgan's fault.

08:43:56.340 Thanks, Morgan.

08:43:57.060 She's very talkative.

08:43:58.280 It's a lot.

08:43:58.880 Definitely her fault.

08:43:59.760 Yeah.

08:44:01.580 Who's the primary victim of war, men or women?

08:44:04.140 Of war?

08:44:04.840 Yeah.

08:44:05.120 Did we already do this?

08:44:06.180 Men.

08:44:06.860 No, we did the bare one.

08:44:07.860 Everybody's a casual.

08:44:08.680 Men.

08:44:09.400 Men.

08:44:10.760 Everybody?

08:44:12.120 Men or women.

08:44:13.100 You have to pick.

08:44:14.220 Yeah, if it's a pick, it's men, but yeah.

08:44:16.800 Yeah, men.

08:44:18.740 Probably men, like, just, like, overall, I guess.

08:44:21.900 Men.

08:44:22.560 No, it's absolutely men.

08:44:23.940 All right.

08:44:24.280 Through history.

08:44:24.960 Who's physically stronger, men or women?

08:44:26.460 Men.

08:44:26.800 Starting with you.

08:44:29.460 Men, for sure.

08:44:31.100 I know that.

08:44:31.860 You have to use technique.

08:44:33.520 Yeah, most men are definitely physically stronger.

08:44:35.600 I'm not that strong.

08:44:37.200 Men.

08:44:37.840 Men.

08:44:38.300 Oh, man.

08:44:39.100 Men.

08:44:39.360 That was such a random order.

08:44:41.380 I don't know.

08:44:42.900 Can you be sexist towards men?

08:44:46.040 Oh.

08:44:47.960 Yes or no?

08:44:51.040 Yes or no?

08:44:53.160 Oh, are you going to want me to elaborate on that, or do you just want me to pick a side?

08:44:58.360 Do you want me to explain it?

08:45:00.580 I'll say no.

08:45:01.240 He's like, I'll just say no. 1.00

08:45:02.700 Fuck, guys. 1.00

08:45:03.740 What the? 1.00

08:45:04.800 I'm kidding. 1.00

08:45:05.920 Damn, bro. 1.00

08:45:06.540 I'm kidding-ish. 1.00

08:45:08.220 I would get banned if I said that shit about women. 1.00

08:45:12.200 Say it. 1.00

08:45:12.740 Well, I think that proved your point, didn't I?

08:45:15.360 No, I actually don't think that.

08:45:17.940 I like women. 1.00

08:45:19.580 Yeah, and I like guys, too, but they're still shitty. 0.99

08:45:24.740 Okay. 1.00

08:45:26.880 Are men trash? 0.99

08:45:28.200 Yeah. 1.00

08:45:29.120 For sure. 1.00

08:45:30.560 Are men trash? 1.00

08:45:31.440 No, what? 1.00

08:45:32.600 Are men trash? 1.00

08:45:33.160 No. 1.00

08:45:34.540 A lot of men are trash, but not all men, not all men. 1.00

08:45:37.640 Are most men trash? 1.00

08:45:39.100 Are most men trash? 1.00

08:45:41.740 Hashtag, there's probably a large amount of men who are trash. 1.00

08:45:44.800 Probably. 1.00

08:45:45.400 Very large men.

08:45:46.280 See what I'm talking about?

08:45:47.520 What about you?

08:45:48.440 Not all men. 0.61

08:45:49.680 But most men?

08:45:50.640 I do agree with that.

08:45:52.080 A lot of men?

08:45:53.060 A lot of.

08:45:53.700 There's just so many.

08:45:54.320 I don't think-

08:45:55.200 What do you think?

08:45:55.960 What do you guys think of men? 0.99

08:45:57.760 I don't think men are trash. 0.97

08:45:59.280 I mean, here's the thing, and I feel really strongly about this, the whole toxic masculinity. 0.99

08:46:04.760 Oh, it's toxic masculinity, toxic masculinity. 1.00

08:46:07.120 Well, who's going to go fight on the front line?

08:46:09.800 Who's going to lift the big bales of hay and all that stuff that I can't do?

08:46:15.540 Who's going to carry the people out of the burning building?

08:46:18.300 You know what I mean?

08:46:19.200 That's toxic masculinity. 1.00

08:46:20.900 It's just masculinity. 0.89

08:46:22.340 But there's toxic females and there's toxic males. 1.00

08:46:25.480 It's just a toxic person. 1.00

08:46:26.760 It's everybody has their own responsibility for their behavior, and you're a toxic person.

08:46:32.980 But it's more likely for men to be more toxic.

08:46:35.040 Fake news.

08:46:35.980 It's not.

08:46:36.540 Fake news.

08:46:36.820 It's really not.

08:46:37.640 They're the aggressors in mostly everything.

08:46:40.620 Fake news.

08:46:41.580 Okay.

08:46:41.960 Fake news.

08:46:42.280 I disagree.

08:46:43.080 Fake news.

08:46:43.400 No way.

08:46:43.840 Thank you.

08:46:44.140 I disagree.

08:46:44.600 It's in the statistics.

08:46:46.060 Fake news.

08:46:46.560 Statistics of what, though?

08:46:48.480 It's just anything.

08:46:49.320 I have known some really mean girls. 1.00

08:46:51.100 Pull up anything.

08:46:51.180 Pull up the gels.

08:46:51.720 Who's in there?

08:46:52.360 Mainly men.

08:46:53.820 Whenever we look at pedophilia. 0.89

08:46:55.860 Like, it's mainly men. 0.85

08:46:58.800 Like, it's just men. 0.99

08:46:59.400 What about all the teachers having sex with all the boys at the high school? 0.99

08:47:02.680 No, that's really bad, too. 0.98

08:47:04.240 And I didn't say that.

08:47:05.440 Every week, it's somebody in the news for that.

08:47:07.580 That's right.

08:47:07.940 A lot of predators.

08:47:08.640 I mean, I know.

08:47:09.840 Because I was a high school teacher.

08:47:11.380 She was a teacher. 0.97

08:47:12.200 Every freaking week. 0.93

08:47:12.480 I was a high school teacher. 0.90

08:47:13.480 Yes.

08:47:13.920 She was a high school teacher.

08:47:15.240 Oh, my God.

08:47:15.260 No, here we go.

08:47:15.880 All them chicks speak the book. 1.00

08:47:17.640 Yeah.

08:47:18.440 Okay, so I was an English teacher at first, and I was in my 30s, blonde, white, English

08:47:24.400 teacher.

08:47:24.860 That's the ones that do it every time, it seems like. 0.86

08:47:27.640 It's these blonde, white chicks. 1.00

08:47:30.300 I don't know why, but they do that.

08:47:32.440 Anyway, my first school, the head of the English department, you can Google it, Brandon McDaniel,

08:47:38.420 Sam Houston High School in Arlington, Texas.

08:47:41.020 He is in prison for having all these girls, and he would pick girls that didn't have a

08:47:48.900 dad at home and whose mom spoke Spanish so he could hide it better, and they all looked 0.65

08:47:54.280 like his wife, and she just gave birth to their third child the same week he got arrested.

08:48:00.940 It was horrific.

08:48:03.220 I changed schools.

08:48:04.340 I was like, I can't be here anymore.

08:48:06.280 That's fair.

08:48:07.060 You knew him?

08:48:07.900 Yeah, he was my department head.

08:48:09.700 Gross.

08:48:10.100 Did you ever suspect it a little bit? 0.90

08:48:12.200 Like, he was giving weird signs?

08:48:13.420 No, he just, no, he was a very charismatic guy.

08:48:17.720 I mean, you just never would have imagined that it was so rampant with that.

08:48:23.400 But, at any rate, it seems like it's all women nowadays. 0.82

08:48:27.680 I think there's, like, whatever the media is showing, kind of.

08:48:30.860 Like, I don't know if it's necessarily statistically true.

08:48:33.540 I don't know.

08:48:34.060 All I know is I see a new article every week of some female teacher. 1.00

08:48:37.780 Wait, how, how, I, I want to mention something that I think a lot of viewers appreciate from

08:48:43.020 you.

08:48:43.860 The, the whole, white, had, that's like a.

08:48:47.460 White. 0.81

08:48:47.880 The way she said it.

08:48:49.000 White. 0.81

08:48:50.480 Oh, my students always said I enunciate.

08:48:52.600 How do you say that?

08:48:52.740 How do you say that?

08:48:53.240 White, when, where.

08:48:55.940 White. 0.81

08:48:56.300 White. 0.81

08:48:56.720 White. 0.81

08:48:57.400 White. 0.81

08:48:58.120 That's so funny.

08:48:59.960 I hear that all the time.

08:49:00.280 I want to start doing it, though.

08:49:01.560 I want to start.

08:49:02.340 I enunciate.

08:49:02.600 I want to do it now, too, yeah.

08:49:04.680 What's that?

08:49:05.300 What do you want?

08:49:06.860 What?

08:49:07.800 What?

08:49:08.200 What?

08:49:08.800 White. 0.81

08:49:09.200 What do you want?

08:49:10.800 Okay.

08:49:12.380 When?

08:49:13.120 What are you guys even talking about?

08:49:14.860 Where?

08:49:15.340 Okay.

08:49:16.140 It's an accent.

08:49:17.080 What?

08:49:18.060 Hey, yeah, yeah.

08:49:18.960 Okay, hold on.

08:49:19.560 It's like when you say water, like, walk.

08:49:21.680 Wait.

08:49:21.960 Wait, I can't even say like that.

08:49:22.960 What is that jersey?

08:49:23.780 Water.

08:49:24.600 No, I like it.

08:49:25.360 It's cool.

08:49:25.800 It's cool.

08:49:26.420 Last thing.

08:49:27.020 Don't forget to mention that.

08:49:28.440 Water.

08:49:28.680 Wait.

08:49:29.600 There's a chat.

08:49:30.680 And then last thing.

08:49:31.380 And then we're going to wrap.

08:49:32.460 I promise.

08:49:33.260 I'm sorry, Morgan.

08:49:34.720 I'm sorry.

08:49:36.180 Hello.

08:49:37.180 Can you read this, Morgan?

08:49:38.860 To the redhead jersey girl, intersectional has nothing to do with feminism. 1.00

08:49:45.100 Hypothetically, 60-year-old black gay woman, gray hair, brown eyes, short, broke. 1.00

08:49:51.420 Definition of westernized feminism, please. 0.99

08:49:55.080 So, okay, fair.

08:49:57.420 That's definitely not a branch.

08:49:58.940 30 seconds.

08:50:00.220 Go ahead.

08:50:00.380 But, yeah, we're going way back, but western, yeah, there's like radical feminism. 1.00

08:50:09.280 There's the traditional, the western is just like what we know here in the west, like taking

08:50:16.460 down the patriarchy.

08:50:17.800 Oh, my.

08:50:18.380 But radicals, like, radicals, like, we're going to take it down.

08:50:21.980 Like, we're going to bring the torches out.

08:50:23.260 And, like, no equality.

08:50:23.660 Radicals, like, radicals, like, the men have really messed things up, so we need to take

08:50:30.200 over, kind of.

08:50:31.180 That's the radical.

08:50:31.740 Yeah, so it's like.

08:50:33.520 The western is more like the patriarchy has, like, a lot to do with, like, our issues here.

08:50:39.460 So, like, we need to.

08:50:40.860 Has it always been that green chat?

08:50:42.740 Sorry.

08:50:43.180 I don't know exactly.

08:50:43.940 I don't know.

08:50:44.980 I'm done.

08:50:45.880 Yeah, so, wait, really quick on the patriarchy.

08:50:48.400 That's actually the last thing I wanted to touch on.

08:50:50.060 I started pulling up comments on this.

08:50:51.300 It was crazy.

08:50:52.020 So, do you believe in the patriarchy?

08:50:55.480 Yes.

08:50:56.880 Feminist? 1.00

08:50:57.980 Yeah, we don't remember this.

08:50:59.160 Into the mic.

08:51:00.920 Yes.

08:51:01.380 Yes.

08:51:01.880 Patriarchy, yes. 0.93

08:51:02.960 Like, that it's real.

08:51:04.360 Is there patriarchy?

08:51:05.360 Yeah.

08:51:06.360 Patriarchy? 0.63

08:51:07.120 Yes.

08:51:07.600 Yes.

08:51:07.860 Okay.

08:51:08.780 What is the patriarchy?

08:51:10.960 Wait, you believe in the patriarchy?

08:51:12.100 I believe there is a patriarchy, yeah.

08:51:13.820 Oh, but you like it.

08:51:14.800 You know, I think, like, well, what I just said a second ago, I believe in equality of

08:51:21.700 opportunity.

08:51:22.220 I don't believe in equality of outcome being forced.

08:51:25.960 So, I mean, I think this is the system for humans for millennia and whatever, and there's

08:51:32.620 and whatever, but there's reasons for it.

08:51:37.040 Well, here, let me get into my thing then.

08:51:40.860 How do you, really quickly, how do you define patriarchy?

08:51:43.100 Just a system that's predominantly run by men, or dominantly?

08:51:48.100 So, into that, yes.

08:51:50.080 It's like a, it's a system constructed, created, and run by men that ensures and goes by their 0.99

08:52:03.800 values, right?

08:52:05.500 Mm-hmm.

08:52:06.100 So, that's, like, what's the whole, that's what's in the system, right?

08:52:12.980 Yes.

08:52:13.160 So, if there was more, like, less that, there'd be less value of, you know.

08:52:19.560 That's beautiful.

08:52:20.600 You know.

08:52:21.080 Yeah.

08:52:21.460 Okay.

08:52:22.200 I don't know.

08:52:22.600 It's 2 a.m., bro.

08:52:23.520 How do you define patriarchy?

08:52:25.000 That's kind of what I mean.

08:52:25.920 Man in charge.

08:52:27.600 Ooh.

08:52:28.600 Okay.

08:52:29.100 Well, how do you define patriarchy?

08:52:30.220 I think system of power.

08:52:32.400 System of power?

08:52:33.460 Kind of, like a, like a group of people.

08:52:36.320 And these people are what?

08:52:38.960 I mean, I guess, yeah, men.

08:52:40.000 Secret underground.

08:52:41.560 Okay.

08:52:41.920 So, under patriarchy, are women oppressed? 1.00

08:52:45.960 It can be.

08:52:47.480 It can be.

08:52:47.840 Did you say you were feminist? 1.00

08:52:49.420 I mean...

08:52:50.660 Okay.

08:52:50.980 I'm kind of just asking the feminists this question. 1.00

08:52:52.360 Whenever you guys were breaking down a definition, and that's when I was like, yeah, I guess

08:52:57.000 I would, like, call myself a feminist. 1.00

08:52:59.720 But I side with Libby, basically, yeah.

08:53:03.680 All right.

08:53:03.980 So, under patriarchy, are women oppressed? 1.00

08:53:05.900 They can be.

08:53:06.840 They...

08:53:07.360 Are they?

08:53:11.960 It depends on the situation, because, like, it can be predominantly run by men, the entire 0.86

08:53:17.300 structure of society, but that doesn't mean the laws or what's being inflicted on women 1.00

08:53:23.580 is oppressing them.

08:53:25.860 Okay.

08:53:26.440 You understand?

08:53:27.060 Yeah.

08:53:27.520 Are women oppressed under patriarchy? 1.00

08:53:29.200 Under patriarchy, definitely yes, because that's what it is.

08:53:34.080 Okay.

08:53:34.400 Like, it's designed for that.

08:53:36.140 Yes, to certain degrees.

08:53:37.860 Okay.

08:53:38.660 I would have to agree.

08:53:40.220 Okay.

08:53:40.720 I'm going to have to say, it depends on what country.

08:53:43.100 She wants to talk.

08:53:44.880 Okay.

08:53:45.100 Oh, my turn.

08:53:45.940 Oh, she, you are a feminist. 1.00

08:53:46.940 That's her opinion.

08:53:48.400 I like her contribution.

08:53:50.480 Well, it depends on the country, because, I mean, you're not putting a burqa on me.

08:53:54.940 That's oppression, right?

08:53:56.900 In Saudi Arabia, women only got their driver's license ability a couple of years ago. 0.98

08:54:03.200 So, I don't think that...

08:54:05.340 Where?

08:54:05.660 In America.

08:54:07.260 In America, then I would say, comparatively, absolutely not.

08:54:11.160 Women are not oppressed.

08:54:12.100 So, for those of you who said women are oppressed, are you oppressed?

08:54:18.400 No.

08:54:19.540 Then I would say no.

08:54:23.600 Probably in some ways, but I honestly can't think of right now.

08:54:26.920 It's really late.

08:54:27.580 So, if we're, like, I don't know how we're defining oppressed, but this is how I'm going to define it.

08:54:33.040 Like, with certain opportunities compared to others, like, compared to men, there's definitely an imbalance there.

08:54:45.520 Men have more opportunities?

08:54:46.840 Yeah, like, connections, opportunities to certain institutions, like...

08:54:51.860 Institutions.

08:54:53.040 Like, think about it.

08:54:53.640 Like, doctors predominantly are men.

08:54:54.640 Is the school system an institution?

08:54:56.500 It's, like, pushed upon men to be in certain areas.

08:55:00.640 There's certain...

08:55:02.240 A lot of areas that women are pushed out of. 1.00

08:55:04.540 Like, I think it...

08:55:05.580 Women predominate in medicine. 1.00

08:55:09.240 Maybe in, like, the nursing field.

08:55:11.640 I'm pretty sure even in some of the other medical-type fields.

08:55:15.900 But, okay, so...

08:55:17.220 But you said systems?

08:55:19.440 Pay, for sure, is still...

08:55:20.940 It's still under.

08:55:21.900 I wish I've gotten into this way longer.

08:55:23.280 Okay, you guys will have to come back.

08:55:25.020 But we will...

08:55:25.540 We'll do, like...

08:55:26.760 Are we going to wrap, or...?

08:55:27.900 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:55:28.460 Like, five minutes.

08:55:30.480 Five minutes, I swear.

08:55:32.160 I swear.

08:55:33.220 Okay, if in five minutes you're not wrapping, I'm going to wrap for you. 1.00

08:55:37.140 What the fuck? 0.99

08:55:37.720 She's going to leave. 1.00

08:55:39.080 Yes.

08:55:40.400 Okay, wait, so...

08:55:42.720 And what about you?

08:55:44.220 What was the question again?

08:55:45.480 Sorry.

08:55:45.900 Oh, are you oppressed?

08:55:47.800 Into the mic.

08:55:48.460 Into the mic.

08:55:54.320 Exactly.

08:55:55.140 I've got to think about it for a moment.

08:55:57.080 I don't think so.

08:55:58.300 No.

08:55:58.900 Not...

08:55:59.420 Okay.

08:56:00.320 All right.

08:56:00.940 So, I mean, really quick...

08:56:03.220 Not that I'm aware of.

08:56:03.540 I won't be able to...

08:56:04.620 We won't be able to debate everything.

08:56:06.420 But, I mean, you said, like, opportunities.

08:56:09.580 Okay.

08:56:10.260 So, and you mentioned systems.

08:56:11.540 So, the university system, the college system in this country, who's more likely to go to

08:56:16.360 college and graduate from college, men or women?

08:56:18.320 I know it's men.

08:56:19.160 I mean, I know it's women. 1.00

08:56:20.680 Yeah, it's like 60 to 40.

08:56:22.700 When you think about certain statistics, like rape statistics, right?

08:56:27.040 R-word.

08:56:27.660 Sorry.

08:56:28.200 Oh.

08:56:28.980 R-slurred. 0.84

08:56:30.160 How is that relevant?

08:56:31.980 Well, because it's...

08:56:32.980 That's...

08:56:33.600 That's under the system of, like, R-word culture.

08:56:37.540 That's all in that system.

08:56:40.440 Oh, my God.

08:56:41.660 That's a whole other conversation.

08:56:43.860 No, it goes into it.

08:56:44.740 If you don't want to get into it, we don't have to get into it.

08:56:46.620 We can cut it out.

08:56:47.420 But it's all part of my argument, so.

08:56:50.860 It's, like, way deeper than that.

08:56:52.900 I would absolutely...

08:56:53.500 I would absolutely engage with you on that.

08:56:56.480 But just because it's so late, we do have to wrap the show.

08:57:01.060 But I'll just finish by saying men are more oppressed than women.

08:57:05.080 Checkmate feminists. 1.00

08:57:06.600 Oh, my God. 1.00

08:57:07.080 You're crazy. 1.00

08:57:09.460 You're wild. 1.00

08:57:10.040 I won't concede to that, but I'll be... 0.96

08:57:13.260 Men are way more oppressed than women.

08:57:16.140 I don't really...

08:57:17.220 I don't know.

08:57:18.080 I'm kind of wiling on that one.

08:57:19.180 Just say yes, I agree with you, Brian.

08:57:20.600 The patriarchy wins again.

08:57:21.880 The patriarchy never wins.

08:57:24.940 Serena, what do you think?

08:57:26.500 I will not concede.

08:57:27.280 You totally agree, right?

08:57:28.380 She totally agrees.

08:57:29.320 Serena totally agrees.

08:57:30.540 She turned her head away from you.

08:57:32.720 I don't know.

08:57:33.220 Men more oppressed than women. 0.98

08:57:36.580 Throughout all human history.

08:57:38.840 Boom.

08:57:39.580 Wait, what?

08:57:40.340 Not just modern day, but throughout human history.

08:57:43.440 Men more oppressed than women. 0.98

08:57:45.100 I would like to just say this one thing that...

08:57:50.480 Yeah, tell me how you feel.

08:57:51.820 We all contribute...

08:57:52.740 This is a safe space.

08:57:54.060 This is a safe space.

08:57:55.240 Men more contribute to the system in which... 0.87

08:57:58.160 The system.

08:57:59.580 The system.

08:58:00.460 In which, like, we're all oppressed.

08:58:03.620 We all contribute in a way, right?

08:58:05.340 Like, because women... 1.00

08:58:06.200 Okay, I can just not respond if that's going to be what that is.

08:58:12.340 I swear that was Nick.

08:58:13.360 I'm sorry.

08:58:14.460 Thank you for apologizing, Nick.

08:58:15.840 That was really rude.

08:58:16.880 Like, men are also oppressed in that way because they're...

08:58:20.620 They're affected by that, too, though.

08:58:23.660 Like, they're affected by the patriarchy team mainly in feminism. 0.99

08:58:27.680 Wait, are you guys down to come back on?

08:58:29.160 But the argument, though, in feminism... 1.00

08:58:31.380 I'll come back on.

08:58:31.980 How long are you guys in California for?

08:58:33.580 We're leaving tomorrow.

08:58:34.740 Oh, you're leaving tomorrow.

08:58:35.520 Okay.

08:58:35.900 All right.

08:58:36.080 We'll have you guys back on sometime.

08:58:37.220 I will just say, look, the final thing, men are more oppressed than women on one sole metric,

08:58:44.180 forced military conscription, worse than any female grievance, forced military conscription. 1.00

08:58:52.920 I'll give you that one, but I'm going to have to come back with, like, some more rebuttal.

08:58:56.580 I don't think you can name one female specific grievance that is worse than forced military conscription. 1.00

08:59:03.520 I'm not sure right now, but...

08:59:05.300 No, you can't.

08:59:06.260 You can't.

08:59:06.640 You should literally wait and see.

08:59:08.860 You can't.

08:59:09.260 You literally wait.

08:59:09.280 Just take the L.

08:59:10.320 I'm not going to.

08:59:12.600 But who did that?

08:59:14.320 But who did that?

08:59:16.040 Oh, my God.

08:59:16.980 Exactly.

08:59:17.580 But the men, though.

08:59:19.600 Yeah, but who did that, literally?

08:59:21.060 Like, that's my question.

08:59:21.800 I already told you that queens were more likely to wage wars than kings. 1.00

08:59:25.120 I understand that.

08:59:25.980 I'm not, like, a Kamala Harris Biden-type centrist.

08:59:29.620 That's what you're saying right now.

08:59:31.280 You're literally going, like, centrist-type.

08:59:32.980 I'm not...

08:59:33.860 That's not where I stand, but...

08:59:35.680 Oh, yeah.

08:59:37.460 Yeah.

08:59:38.300 Men are more oppressed than women. 0.97

08:59:40.300 It's a weird way to end the podcast.

08:59:42.240 I know.

08:59:42.600 It's great, right?

08:59:43.060 You're trying to end it so casually.

08:59:44.420 I won't sign off to that.

08:59:45.120 You can rile it up.

08:59:46.100 I will not sign off to that.

08:59:47.480 You're going to make people rile.

08:59:48.020 We're going to need to change the end.

08:59:48.860 Anyways, we'll have to.

08:59:50.640 We're going to have to.

08:59:52.820 To what?

08:59:53.680 Bring it up next time.

08:59:54.480 We're going to have to debate it next time.

08:59:55.940 We'll have you guys back on.

08:59:57.220 Yeah, we're going to have to...

08:59:57.980 We'll have you guys back out.

08:59:59.980 We'll have to duel it out.

09:00:00.760 It was really great.

09:00:02.320 Wait.

09:00:02.660 Actually, final question for you.

09:00:04.580 What year did World War II end?

09:00:06.640 World War II?

09:00:07.420 Nineteen.

09:00:13.500 Thirty-eight.

09:00:14.980 No.

09:00:15.880 Forty-two.

09:00:17.040 That's...

09:00:17.520 Forty-three.

09:00:19.960 All right.

09:00:20.640 Well, that was my guess.

09:00:21.520 Three guesses.

09:00:22.420 Going around the table, what is everybody's body count, starting with Alien?

09:00:28.100 I don't know.

09:00:29.120 I don't care.

09:00:30.580 It's like, let's go 15, 20.

09:00:33.300 Somewhere between that.

09:00:34.660 15?

09:00:35.600 15 to 20.

09:00:36.680 15 to 20?

09:00:37.480 Yeah.

09:00:38.980 Matt?

09:00:40.100 Maddie doesn't... 1.00

09:00:41.680 If you know, you know.

09:00:43.060 She's already said it like a billion times on the podcast.

09:00:45.380 What about you?

09:00:45.880 I'm not going to say that.

09:00:46.900 What about you?

09:00:47.760 Seven.

09:00:48.620 What about you?

09:00:49.460 I'm going to say like three to four because I'm not 100% sure.

09:00:52.560 What?

09:00:53.620 I don't remember.

09:00:55.780 Half a body.

09:00:56.260 Not 100%.

09:00:57.340 3.5.

09:00:57.420 Well, actually, and there's one that I'm not quite sure how to count, so that's fair.

09:01:02.480 Yeah, so it's...

09:01:03.360 That's valid.

09:01:04.680 I think seven or eight.

09:01:06.200 Okay.

09:01:06.960 All right.

09:01:08.320 Single digits.

09:01:09.760 Single digits.

09:01:12.200 Okay, guys, we're going to wrap up the show.

09:01:14.280 Nick, we're going to get a Twitch host raid going.

09:01:18.060 This show...

09:01:18.620 Oh, my God.

09:01:19.080 Oh, no.

09:01:19.420 It hit nine hours. 0.99

09:01:20.400 God damn it. 1.00

09:01:21.140 Wow. 1.00

09:01:21.560 Longest show ever.

09:01:22.820 Woo! 0.99

09:01:23.420 We did it.

09:01:24.000 Are you serious?

09:01:25.380 Longest show ever.

09:01:26.120 That was us.

09:01:26.620 Are you real?

09:01:27.200 Longest show ever.

09:01:28.300 Longest show?

09:01:29.200 Really?

09:01:29.500 Oh, my goodness.

09:01:30.180 Yeah, nine hours. 0.92

09:01:30.920 We killed it. 0.73

09:01:31.360 The one that was over. 0.91

09:01:32.100 No, we've...

09:01:32.920 It's been like...

09:01:34.340 Wow.

09:01:34.980 Yeah.

09:01:35.420 Anyways.

09:01:36.080 We came.

09:01:36.420 We conquered.

09:01:37.060 We touched it.

09:01:37.140 It's actually funny.

09:01:37.820 I said...

09:01:38.560 Anyways.

09:01:39.120 Nick, we got it.

09:01:39.860 Who are we going to raid, Nick?

09:01:40.680 Who are we raiding?

09:01:41.400 Who are we raiding?

09:01:41.880 Oh, Payo.

09:01:45.220 Wait.

09:01:45.660 Hold on.

09:01:45.900 Let me just check who we have.

09:01:47.180 Hold on. 1.00

09:01:47.560 What the fuck? 1.00

09:01:49.180 Oh, my God. 1.00

09:01:49.880 One sec, boys.

09:01:51.180 What's your body count?

09:01:53.000 Oh, yeah.

09:01:53.460 I'm a virgin.

09:01:55.280 True answer.

09:01:56.560 I'm a virgin.

09:01:57.260 The answers come out.

09:01:58.320 I've never even...

09:02:00.000 What are their body counts over there?

09:02:01.340 You don't even know what a labia is.

09:02:03.900 I imagine you're scared of women. 0.96

09:02:06.300 Nick's also...

09:02:07.340 I'm terrified.

09:02:08.380 Nick is, too.

09:02:09.720 Okay, Nick.

09:02:10.340 We're going to do frostodonus.

09:02:12.900 Frostodonus.

09:02:13.760 Yeah.

09:02:14.300 It's actually one.

09:02:15.200 Never mind.

09:02:16.900 Hold on.

09:02:19.180 All right, guys.

09:02:21.060 Big thank you to the panel.

09:02:22.420 Shout out to...

09:02:24.260 Shout out to...

09:02:26.120 Wait.

09:02:26.580 What?

09:02:27.420 How much protein do you think it's going to be in my oats?

09:02:31.420 Wait.

09:02:31.660 What?

09:02:32.620 For frostodonus?

09:02:35.220 Yeah.

09:02:35.840 Okay, guys.

09:02:36.900 What was I saying?

09:02:38.500 Yeah, yeah.

09:02:39.080 Let me just...

09:02:40.340 GG.

09:02:42.300 Well played to the panel.

09:02:43.340 It was a very good show.

09:02:44.960 Fun show.

09:02:45.860 Got into a bunch of debates.

09:02:47.920 Appreciate you guys.

09:02:48.780 This was our longest stream ever.

09:02:50.400 So I appreciate you guys burning the midnight fuel with us.

09:02:56.260 And your patience for making it through to the very end.

09:02:59.920 If I could, I would give you all trophies for making it here.

09:03:02.480 Last call.

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09:03:19.260 Maybe.

09:03:19.980 Maybe.

09:03:21.960 Maybe?

09:03:22.920 Not a dating talk.

09:03:23.980 It will be a possible debate.

09:03:25.820 We'll see.

09:03:26.840 It's up in the air.

09:03:27.660 So make sure to subscribe, turn your notifications on, whatever.

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09:03:38.540 Santa Barbara.

09:03:39.360 Nick, pull up the Twitch really quick first.

09:03:41.140 Twitch.tv slash whatever.

09:03:42.480 Drop us a follow.

09:03:42.980 Drop us a prime sub.

09:03:44.180 If you have one, if you got one, drop us a prime sub.

09:03:51.660 Oh, it's been two hours since we got a prime.

09:03:53.100 Definitely bugged.

09:03:53.600 If any of you who are watching, 800 of you who are watching, drop us a prime sub.

09:03:57.660 Drop us a follow before we send you over to raid Frost Adamus.

09:04:01.100 Appreciate it, guys.

09:04:02.020 Thank you.

09:04:02.300 Thank you.

09:04:02.520 Thank you.

09:04:03.040 And then Nick, pull up Frost Adamus.

09:04:04.400 I'm going to raid him over on Twitch. 0.99

09:04:06.160 What is he, fucking cooking? 1.00

09:04:07.200 What the fuck? 1.00

09:04:08.900 Why is his stream set up in his kitchen? 1.00

09:04:12.280 All right.

09:04:12.640 Pull it up.

09:04:14.240 All right.

09:04:14.540 Those of you who watch on Twitch, thank you, guys.

09:04:16.240 I'm going to start the raid.

09:04:17.280 That's going to send in just seven seconds.

09:04:21.220 Thank you, guys.

09:04:22.040 Appreciate you guys for watching on Twitch.

09:04:25.360 Also, be sure to subscribe to Matty's Feet Finder.

09:04:30.440 Feetfinder.com slash.

09:04:35.420 And dog.

09:04:37.480 Okay.

09:04:38.320 Raid.

09:04:38.960 Oops.

09:04:39.740 Going through on Twitch.

09:04:41.260 That should be going through.

09:04:42.660 One scoop of protein.

09:04:45.520 What about if you put some creatine inside?

09:04:47.800 One scoop of creatine.

09:04:48.800 Is he cooking protein?

09:04:49.900 I love that song.

09:04:50.660 Who's there?

09:04:51.300 That's such a good song.

09:04:52.280 Yo, Brian.

09:04:54.600 Yo-ho.

09:04:55.300 Thank you very much for the raid.

09:04:56.380 Welcome, everyone.

09:04:57.000 Holy smokes.

09:05:00.860 He's cooking with protein?

09:05:01.980 We're cooking with white powder. 1.00

09:05:03.840 What the fuck? 1.00

09:05:04.560 He's making some crazy shit. 1.00

09:05:06.620 Normally, he plays World of Warcraft, but I guess he's cooking a... 1.00

09:05:09.640 You got to switch it up sometime.

09:05:10.900 He's cooking something.

09:05:11.880 What about that?

09:05:12.340 Thank you.

09:05:14.600 Welcome, everyone, from the dating podcast.

09:05:19.680 Anyways, cool, cool.

09:05:20.980 All right.

09:05:22.080 You can pause that.

09:05:23.300 Okay.

09:05:23.840 And then let me just make sure there were no chats that came through.

09:05:26.940 Okay.

09:05:27.180 We are all good.

09:05:28.000 Did this one?

09:05:28.540 No, I didn't.

09:05:29.340 Thank you.

09:05:30.080 Okay.

09:05:30.480 Thank you, Matt.

09:05:30.900 Appreciate it.

09:05:31.880 Thank you.

09:05:32.420 Thank you.

09:05:32.900 Guys, like the video on your way out.

09:05:35.600 07's in the chat.

09:05:36.700 Good night, guys.

09:05:37.840 We will see you soon.

09:05:40.100 Good night.

09:05:40.320 Good night, my world.

09:05:40.660 world.

Whatever Podcast - July 16, 2024

She Dates Dolphins？! Andrew Wilson HEATED Debate With Feminists! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ｜ Dating Talk #177

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