Adin Live - April 11, 2022


Adin asks Duke Dennis for Relationship Advice..


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

127.64146

Word Count

1,349

Sentence Count

237

Misogynist Sentences

14

Hate Speech Sentences

12


Summary

It's our 1 year anniversary and the boys are trying to figure out what to get each other for their big day. Will it be a car, a watch, a ring, or a dildo?


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Wow, a year? Congratulations, bro.
00:00:02.660 Thank you, Duke.
00:00:03.960 No problem, bro.
00:00:05.820 I think you might have called the wrong person, bro.
00:00:08.520 Why? Have you ever been...
00:00:10.000 The funny thing is,
00:00:13.660 you'll probably stream tomorrow on their anniversary.
00:00:17.080 Wait, it's...
00:00:20.720 Yeah.
00:00:24.480 It's my anniversary tomorrow?
00:00:28.140 Yeah.
00:00:30.660 Yo.
00:00:31.340 Same sort of f***ing God, bro.
00:00:35.880 Yo.
00:00:37.060 Oh, God it is, bro.
00:00:39.260 Nah, bro.
00:00:39.680 Actually, don't be weird, Chad.
00:00:40.560 I don't like clipping it.
00:00:41.440 Don't be weird, bro.
00:00:42.440 Listen, listen, listen.
00:00:43.420 You guys got to save me this one time, bro.
00:00:45.360 Like, hold on.
00:00:46.420 I'm going to just do it right now
00:00:47.240 in case, like, y'all want to be weird.
00:00:49.060 Hold on.
00:00:50.700 Weirdos, bro.
00:00:51.940 Nah, bro.
00:00:52.420 Don't be weird, bro.
00:00:53.500 Bro.
00:00:54.440 I might actually have to take tomorrow off, bro.
00:00:58.700 Yo, I ain't going to lie.
00:00:59.600 Hold on a second, hold on.
00:01:02.180 Yo, I'm streaming.
00:01:04.040 Did you know that tomorrow's our one-year anniversary?
00:01:06.780 Yeah, I've been on.
00:01:09.880 For real?
00:01:11.440 Yes.
00:01:12.120 Me too.
00:01:12.520 I was just testing you.
00:01:13.960 You're a liar.
00:01:14.800 No.
00:01:15.680 I'm literally the one that told you, like, two weeks ago.
00:01:17.620 No, I know, I know, I know.
00:01:18.680 But I swear, like, I was just seeing if you knew.
00:01:22.600 Yeah.
00:01:23.680 No, I'm serious.
00:01:24.800 Okay.
00:01:25.800 What?
00:01:26.560 I'm the one that told you.
00:01:27.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:28.320 Okay, but anyways, I'm going to talk to you in a bit.
00:01:29.980 But yeah, I just wanted to remind you.
00:01:32.900 All right.
00:01:34.200 Bye-bye.
00:01:37.200 Oh, hell no.
00:01:38.960 She did tell me a couple weeks ago, too.
00:01:40.540 I ain't going to lie.
00:01:42.520 Oh, that's bad.
00:01:44.540 Okay.
00:01:45.160 Is that actually bad?
00:01:48.120 The 11th?
00:01:48.920 But how am I supposed to know that, bro?
00:01:52.800 I ain't going to lie.
00:01:53.740 Chat, should we pick out our present on stream?
00:01:55.360 What should we get her, bro?
00:01:57.000 Yo, chat.
00:01:57.620 Loki, we got to pick out our present on stream, don't we?
00:02:00.300 All right, all right, all right.
00:02:01.040 Will y'all help me?
00:02:01.660 All right, y'all got to help me, bro.
00:02:03.120 Oh, look at them saying Cartier ring.
00:02:04.740 Oh, y'all are weird.
00:02:06.120 You're weird.
00:02:09.720 You're weird.
00:02:12.100 No, this chat is the weirdest fucking chat, bro.
00:02:18.160 I already bought her a car, bro.
00:02:19.380 I told you guys I bought her a fucking Bentley, bro.
00:02:21.920 What else can I get her, bro?
00:02:23.080 I got her a fucking Bentley truck.
00:02:26.360 It's got to be some jewelry or some shit.
00:02:29.700 She wants to get her a dildo.
00:02:30.880 Like, bro, you're weird, bro.
00:02:36.800 Of course, Cuff'em comes in here, guys.
00:02:38.540 Like, of course, bro.
00:02:40.160 Everyone at Cuff'em.
00:02:41.000 Call him.
00:02:41.460 Oh, I want to...
00:02:42.980 Oh, Cuff'em, you...
00:02:44.300 Oh, my God.
00:02:47.560 What do I get her, chat?
00:02:48.640 A watch?
00:02:49.460 Bro, no, bro.
00:02:50.380 What do I get her, chat?
00:02:55.580 A promise ring?
00:03:00.540 I'm not going to lie.
00:03:01.900 You're on to something.
00:03:11.020 Propose?
00:03:11.440 Okay, bro.
00:03:11.820 Shut the fuck up, bro.
00:03:12.860 Relax.
00:03:13.180 Bro, wait, a Birkin?
00:03:17.660 Wait, wait, wait, wait, chat.
00:03:18.640 What is a Bir...
00:03:19.980 Pammy's not...
00:03:20.880 Pammy doesn't care, bro.
00:03:24.340 I don't know what to do, bro.
00:03:29.560 I already bought her a fucking car.
00:03:31.700 A necklace.
00:03:33.140 Oh, my God.
00:03:33.880 A necklace with the letter A.
00:03:37.680 W or L for Aiden?
00:03:41.420 W or L?
00:03:47.140 L?
00:03:47.680 What the...
00:03:48.500 What?
00:03:49.580 Okay, hold on a second.
00:03:50.700 All right.
00:03:51.520 All right, all right, all right, all right, all right.
00:03:53.860 A necklace with Ross.
00:03:58.700 W or L?
00:04:02.840 Okay, see, that's smart.
00:04:04.480 Oh, I know you guys like that.
00:04:05.980 Oh, my God, that's mid.
00:04:07.160 Bro, shut the fuck up, bro.
00:04:08.520 Like, what else am I supposed to do, bro?
00:04:11.160 Even worse?
00:04:12.160 What the fuck?
00:04:15.020 You can't make it about you.
00:04:16.320 Oh, God, you're right.
00:04:16.940 No, you're right.
00:04:20.980 Her name.
00:04:21.660 Yeah, her name.
00:04:22.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:23.120 It should just be...
00:04:24.080 Like a P?
00:04:28.900 Like, what, though, bro?
00:04:30.100 Like...
00:04:30.500 I ain't gonna lie.
00:04:38.060 Should it just be, like, a P?
00:04:44.760 Bro, celery, stop, bro.
00:04:46.080 You're weird, Nate Lowe.
00:04:55.320 Uh...
00:04:55.720 I...
00:04:57.500 Okay, do I have to buy her a fucking present?
00:05:00.800 Like, real shit?
00:05:01.760 Like, I know that sounds really fucked up, bro, but, like...
00:05:03.640 Do I even have to buy her one, bro?
00:05:05.480 Like, honestly, bro.
00:05:08.080 Like, real shit, bro.
00:05:09.120 Like, do I really even have to, bro?
00:05:10.440 Ask Uzi.
00:05:15.480 Fuck.
00:05:15.840 I ain't gonna lie.
00:05:16.300 He ain't smart as fuck when it comes to this shit.
00:05:17.880 Okay.
00:05:40.440 I'm gonna go fuck yourself then, bitch.
00:05:52.420 Um, who's good with, like, jewelry and shit?
00:05:54.740 Should I ask Eliante?
00:05:55.880 Should I just call Eliante and ask him?
00:06:01.720 Um...
00:06:02.240 Ziaz.
00:06:05.000 Okay, I'll call Ziaz.
00:06:05.720 I'll call Ziaz.
00:06:06.220 I'll call Ziaz.
00:06:09.640 Bro.
00:06:10.440 Alright.
00:06:21.620 Birds, I'm gonna check my Instagram right now, bro.
00:06:23.660 I swear to God.
00:06:25.600 If you lie, bro.
00:06:29.460 Yeah.
00:06:29.940 Alright, birds.
00:06:30.560 Hey, birds, I got something for you.
00:06:31.680 Don't, no, no.
00:06:32.160 Now, birds, you know what?
00:06:33.080 Don't even say anything.
00:06:33.720 Nah.
00:06:34.240 Hey, I ain't gonna lie.
00:06:35.040 No, birds get a trap.
00:06:36.540 Oh, okay, bet.
00:06:37.600 Now you're weird, bro.
00:06:38.320 Alright, Ziaz didn't pick up.
00:06:42.880 Huh.
00:06:43.240 All these guys just...
00:06:48.100 Bro, pick the fuck up, bro.
00:06:59.660 As long as I get her a steak sponsor.
00:07:01.040 Hey, wait a minute.
00:07:12.600 Yeah, I ain't gonna lie, bro.
00:07:13.560 They don't fuck with me, bro.
00:07:18.140 I'm being honest, bro.
00:07:22.180 They don't fuck with me, bro.
00:07:28.680 You're so weird, Los Moses' daughter.
00:07:32.700 Call Duke?
00:07:33.340 Alright, let me call Dukeie.
00:07:34.260 Imagine Duke's big-ass dick inside of my...
00:07:38.300 No, big-ass black dick inside of my tight white booty.
00:07:41.340 And I far on his dick when he's in it.
00:07:42.820 And then I...
00:07:43.160 Ooh.
00:07:43.940 Let me chill, bro.
00:07:44.760 Let me chill.
00:07:45.060 Don't tell him I said that.
00:07:48.420 Alright, bro.
00:07:48.980 Come on, bro.
00:07:53.380 Here we go.
00:07:54.000 Here we go.
00:07:59.420 Bro, these dudes don't pick up their phones, bro.
00:08:01.900 Alright, bro.
00:08:08.280 Fuck Duke Dennis.
00:08:09.420 Just kidding.
00:08:09.880 I love him.
00:08:10.300 He can fuck me later.
00:08:11.660 Alright.
00:08:12.180 Let me try to call.
00:08:13.020 Let me call Ak.
00:08:14.080 I'm not calling Ak.
00:08:15.700 But I gotta call someone that I actually like...
00:08:17.540 I don't know, bro.
00:08:19.860 Fuck.
00:08:20.480 Oh, Duke.
00:08:20.840 He's calling me.
00:08:21.340 Alright, he's calling me.
00:08:21.960 He's calling me.
00:08:24.580 Hey.
00:08:28.680 Yeah, I'm straight.
00:08:29.600 I'm straight.
00:08:30.060 What you been on?
00:08:30.620 Been chilling?
00:08:32.900 Hey, bro.
00:08:34.360 Hey, bro.
00:08:34.940 Why'd you just put your glasses on like that?
00:08:37.260 I had to make sure that I was seeing correctly.
00:08:40.000 You have on underwear right now.
00:08:43.000 Yeah, so?
00:08:44.400 Why?
00:08:45.320 I'm just hanging out fucking on my setup like you are.
00:08:47.700 Like, we're just doing the same shit.
00:08:51.840 You on stream?
00:08:53.280 Yeah.
00:08:54.400 So you on stream in your drawers?
00:08:57.240 Yes.
00:08:58.600 TV's on, they ain't nothing in my business.
00:09:00.200 What's up, bro?
00:09:00.580 What's up, bro?
00:09:01.580 Hey.
00:09:02.160 Anyways, you're really good with women.
00:09:04.260 So I have a question.
00:09:05.400 I already, obviously...
00:09:06.160 I'm actually not, bro.
00:09:07.080 I'm actually not.
00:09:07.760 But continue.
00:09:08.960 So I actually...
00:09:10.960 So I actually...
00:09:12.700 Obviously, I've been together with my girl for a while.
00:09:14.740 Tomorrow's a year.
00:09:16.120 What would you get your girl for one year?
00:09:19.240 Wow.
00:09:20.720 A year?
00:09:21.200 Congratulations, bro.
00:09:22.460 Thank you, Duke.
00:09:23.840 No problem, bro.
00:09:25.820 I think you called...
00:09:26.600 You might have called the wrong person, bro.
00:09:28.560 Why?
00:09:28.900 Have you ever been...
00:09:29.520 I haven't been in a serious relationship in a very long time.
00:09:34.260 Oh, shit.
00:09:34.780 So I think I might be a little rusty in that area.
00:09:38.460 And plus, I'm not really a romantic.
00:09:40.240 So, you know?
00:09:42.500 What do you mean you're not romantic?
00:09:44.660 I'm not a romantic.
00:09:45.820 Like, you know what I'm saying?
00:09:46.860 Like, you know how some guys can go over and beyond to do cute shit for their women?
00:09:51.440 That's what I like to do.
00:09:53.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:54.540 I just don't...
00:09:55.220 You know what I'm saying?
00:09:55.680 I haven't been...
00:09:56.820 I don't know how to be creative in that way.
00:09:58.500 No, I understand.
00:10:01.240 Okay.
00:10:01.740 No, I appreciate that, though.
00:10:03.160 Well, thank you anyway.
00:10:05.200 I mean...
00:10:06.280 Wee-wee.
00:10:08.460 What?
00:10:09.040 Give her your wee-wee, bro.
00:10:11.020 Well, of course.
00:10:11.780 But, you know, before that, I want to give her a nice little gift.
00:10:14.200 Hey, Duke, do you like my tits?
00:10:17.120 No.
00:10:19.300 Hey, bro.
00:10:20.000 Whenever you decide that, you know what I'm saying, do that, you know what I'm saying,
00:10:23.400 and, like, announce to the world that you, you know, you're whatever...
00:10:26.900 Nah, but you just smacking your shit right now.
00:10:30.220 Why do you hang up?
00:10:32.040 All right.
00:10:33.020 Y'all say call RiceGum?