Adin Live - Adin gets FREAKY during VR Chat Date..

00:00:00.000 Yes, hi

00:00:06.600 Like like you're like some big shot like yes queen like right right what the 0.98

00:00:12.900 Guys, all right, let's get the dating game please. Yeah, please leave that in his head for the entire show. What the is that?

00:00:24.720 Tell me you're friends with someone like Izi Prime, but you can't handle that question dude 0.96

00:00:30.000 Talking about all right, bro. How do we do this? Well, I'll wait

00:00:39.900 I'm ready all right first things first you have to turn off name

00:00:43.680 I'll teach you how to do that press ctrl and twice what?

00:00:50.160 Yeah, and then yeah, yeah, yeah name plates off. Okay, perfect

00:00:53.880 Here's what's gonna happen. All right, this game is

00:00:57.520 three rounds

00:00:59.520 First round you're gonna get to meet a bunch of girls 1.00

00:01:02.660 They're gonna come up to you one by one if they're boring or they're not interesting to you. You can next them

00:01:07.620 You can just say next they'll leave

00:01:09.620 Okay, and then you go on to the next one. You're gonna meet probably like 10 to 12 girls

00:01:14.360 I think I stick my camera up after you're done meeting them all

00:01:17.640 We go to the stage you eliminate four of them. You're gonna say I don't like these four they're gone

00:01:23.820 Next stage is gonna be a talent show. They're gonna sing dance do whatever. They're good at and show off their skills

00:01:30.360 Then you're gonna eliminate four more and then at the end there's just gonna be a few left

00:01:34.360 They're all gonna pour their hearts out to you one by one and you choose the winner

00:01:39.100 Okay, let's go. Let's start. Yep

00:01:42.960 All right, let's do it. I'm gonna go invisible and I'm gonna go get you your first date

00:01:52.640 Chat camera on or off bro just that on or off? Oh shit

00:01:56.180 I'm gonna try to turn it off, all right?

00:02:14.500 But if it ain't the vitamin I'll put it back on

00:02:16.500 I promise y'all

00:02:21.680 Um

00:02:28.180 Hey, how you doing?

00:02:34.220 Pleasure's all mine. My name is waifu unit

00:02:36.540 Pleasure to meet you. Uh, my name is Aiden

00:02:39.700 Yeah, take a seat. Don't be shy now

00:02:45.680 Um

00:02:49.680 What the fuck am I looking at?

00:02:54.540 What do you mean?

00:02:57.560 Nothing. Okay, uh, what is your thing wrong with me? No, no, nothing's wrong with you at all. You look very good. Very, uh

00:03:03.620 Partic articular

00:03:05.400 Oh, thank goodness

00:03:06.460 So

00:03:08.460 Tell me about yourself. Uh, you know, what is uh, where do you come from? And uh, we know what are you?

00:03:17.960 I originally had came from Japan, but they started, uh, expanding out to the Americas. Oh, yeah?

00:03:23.800 Mm-hmm

00:03:26.300 Ooh, I like that. Okay. Um, so you speak proper

00:03:29.860 Oh, sorry

00:03:31.060 Japanese or are you, uh, what do you

00:03:34.000 Unfortunately not. I am purely only English. Oh, so

00:03:37.860 I only know bits of phrases here and there

00:03:40.560 Ah, got it. Got it. Hmm. Okay. Um, I'm sorry

00:03:44.700 What does that mean?

00:03:49.300 Yo, I don't mean to interrupt, but real quick, uh, press escape click and then press shift and then click on her and select, uh, show avatar

00:03:58.800 There's like a little eye. It'll make the avatar you have, uh, you have like safety settings on and it makes things look kind of weird

00:04:04.740 Okay, escape

00:04:07.540 Press escape then shift then click on her and then show avatar and I'll show you how to fix that

00:04:12.100 Oh, I see. Was I not feeling showing for him?

00:04:14.660 Show avatar. Where's the

00:04:16.660 You, uh, you look kind of sus

00:04:19.460 Where's show avatar?

00:04:20.660 Uh, it's, it's the, it's the eye. It's the eye. There's like an avatar display on the left and then you select the eye that's open

00:04:28.160 I don't get it. It's the same, no?

00:04:30.160 No wonder you thought I looked weird

00:04:32.160 Isn't it the same?

00:04:33.160 Does it look the same? Uh, it's, it's a little bit different. It's a little different, but yeah

00:04:37.160 I like your eyes

00:04:39.160 Oh, why thank you

00:04:41.160 So what do you do for a look?

00:04:43.160 Yeah, please

00:04:45.160 Oh wow

00:04:49.160 Beautiful eyes

00:04:51.160 So, um

00:04:53.160 Oh, thank you

00:04:54.160 Yeah, uh, whoa

00:04:56.160 This is crazy. Whoa

00:04:58.160 This is really crazy. Holy fuck

00:05:00.160 Um

00:05:02.160 Shit

00:05:04.160 Oh my goodness gracious. So, um, what do you do?

00:05:08.160 Well, there's a lot of things that, uh, I can do

00:05:12.160 Cooking, cleaning

00:05:14.160 Combat mode if you need it

00:05:16.160 Mmm

00:05:18.160 What's your best dish to cook?

00:05:20.160 I also

00:05:22.160 Oh my best dish? Well

00:05:24.160 I make a really nice store

00:05:26.160 Uh, stuff shell

00:05:28.160 Let me ask you a question

00:05:30.160 What do you, uh, what do you, uh, what do you rate me one through ten so far?

00:05:36.160 I'd say a eight, but I'd like to get to know you more before I make it a ten

00:05:39.160 Ten

00:05:40.160 For sure, for sure

00:05:41.160 What do you want to know? What more do you want to know about me?

00:05:43.160 Well, what do you do for a living?

00:05:46.160 Uh, currently, you know, whoa, whoa

00:05:49.160 Oh my goodness gracious

00:05:51.160 Just, uh, you know, these fucking, uh, Jesus Christ

00:05:54.160 Those melons are just everywhere, huh?

00:05:56.160 Um, nah, uh, you know

00:05:59.160 Um, I, uh, you know, I currently work for Elon Musk at, uh, currently at, uh, space, uh, in space

00:06:06.160 Oh, wow

00:06:07.160 I do satellite work with him, yeah

00:06:08.160 So, pretty much, we, uh, we're inventing a new truck

00:06:10.160 You must be really smart

00:06:14.160 Yeah, something like that

00:06:16.160 And, uh, you know, pretty much what we do is we, I, I install antennas on, uh, on different planets and shit

00:06:21.160 So, pretty much, I, uh, I work straight

00:06:24.160 The planets, they're expanding out?

00:06:26.160 Yes, uh, there is actually other life on other planets

00:06:28.160 Such as, like, Pluto and, you know, the moon and shit

00:06:32.160 And, yeah

00:06:34.160 Wow

00:06:36.160 Yup, yup, yup

00:06:38.160 Um, so, but nothing, enough about me

00:06:40.160 I want to know you a little more, um

00:06:42.160 So, um

00:06:45.160 Sorry, I'm just a bit nervous

00:06:46.160 You're just so, huh

00:06:48.160 You know

00:06:51.160 Sorry

00:06:52.160 Am I a little too much for you?

00:06:53.160 You're just, you know

00:06:54.160 You look very surreal

00:06:58.160 Oh, I hope you mean that in a good way

00:07:00.160 No, in a very good way

00:07:01.160 In a very, very good way

00:07:02.160 You know

00:07:03.160 In a, in a, you know

00:07:04.160 In a, in a, you know

00:07:05.160 In above a great way

00:07:06.160 Um, shit, um

00:07:08.160 How do we, uh

00:07:10.160 I like you a lot

00:07:14.160 Oh

00:07:15.160 Whoa

00:07:16.160 Oh my goodness

00:07:17.160 You're going to make me blush

00:07:19.160 Oh my goodness gracious

00:07:20.160 Uh, how do you, how do you do your hair like that?

00:07:24.160 Oh, it takes a little bit

00:07:26.160 Um

00:07:28.160 Usually I'll brush it

00:07:29.160 Put some really nice hair oils in there

00:07:32.160 And do a little bit of a spray to keep it nice and shiny

00:07:35.160 Very nice

00:07:36.160 Well, listen, um

00:07:38.160 Let me get your name again

00:07:39.160 Your full name

00:07:40.160 Well, I'm waifu unit

00:07:44.160 But you can call me Uzu

00:07:46.160 Uzu

00:07:47.160 I have a friend named Uzi

00:07:48.160 So it's kind of cute, you know

00:07:49.160 You're kind of like

00:07:50.160 It's a nice name

00:07:51.160 I like Uzi, so I like Uzi

00:07:53.160 Oh, thank you

00:07:56.160 Yeah

00:07:57.160 Um, but look

00:07:58.160 I wanna, um

00:07:59.160 I wanna get to know you more

00:08:00.160 I just wanna give some other, uh

00:08:01.160 Gals a chance 0.77

00:08:02.160 Uh, so, yeah

00:08:03.160 Let me, uh

00:08:04.160 You know

00:08:05.160 Let's proceed

00:08:06.160 And, uh, and I, you know

00:08:07.160 I'll, uh, oh my goodness

00:08:08.160 I will, uh, you know

00:08:09.160 I will, uh

00:08:12.160 I will, um

00:08:14.160 Hit you up in a few

00:08:18.160 Promise?

00:08:21.160 I promise

00:08:25.160 Thank you

00:08:29.160 Then I'll see you next time

00:08:31.160 See you next time

00:08:32.160 Alright, I'll go get your next date

00:08:33.160 I wanna just teach you something really quick

00:08:34.160 Just to make sure that everything, like

00:08:35.160 Looks the way that it's supposed to look

00:08:36.160 Uh, one more safety setting

00:08:37.160 And then you're good

00:08:38.160 Alright?

00:08:39.160 Okay

00:08:40.160 Uh, so just

00:08:41.160 Click, um

00:08:42.160 Click escape

00:08:43.160 And then click safety

00:08:44.160 And then just choose none

00:08:45.160 You're gonna have to fix your

00:08:56.160 Sorry, what I do?

00:08:57.160 Otherwise, you'll have

00:08:58.160 What I do?

00:08:59.160 And...

00:09:00.160 Then safety in the right

00:09:03.160 And then just like

00:09:04.160 Shield level none

00:09:05.160 At the top

00:09:06.160 Done

00:09:08.160 Shit

00:09:10.160 Or else some guy's gonna come up and just put a giant dick in your face. So I'll teach you how to fix that later 1.00

00:09:15.600 Okay, I will go get the next date. Okay. Whoa, what the fuck?

00:09:28.600 Me

00:09:30.600 Hello, sir, we're with 97.3. How can I help? What the fuck is that? You're waiting for a date. Yeah, I'll wait for a date. Yes, sir

00:09:48.140 Your dates on their way. Thank you, sir. All right, we'll be interviewing all night

00:09:53.420 Good luck. Thank you. I hope you'd like to probe this one

00:09:56.480 I'm hi. My name is Stacy. What is yours? Wow

00:10:06.000 Like yes, hi

00:10:13.440 Like like you're like some big shot like yes queen like right right what the fuck 1.00

00:10:22.740 What's wrong what's wrong next

00:10:26.480 Next

00:10:33.520 Thank you

00:10:38.680 Bro chat what the fucking bro chat. What the fuck was that bro? What was that chat?

00:10:51.600 Horrible

00:10:56.480 That motherfucker. I don't know what the fuck. I don't know. Listen, basically

00:11:01.520 I'm trying to figure out what the fuck that was

00:11:05.520 But that shit was scary, bro

00:11:10.080 That was a monster that was just a monster that was a monster listen that wasn't that was a demonic monster, bro

00:11:15.640 I don't know what the fuck that was bro, but that was a monster like

00:11:17.880 Excuse me waitress

00:11:22.920 Excuse me waitress

00:11:26.920 Yeah, how you doing? Oh, nevermind. Hold on. I'm thinking. Hi. How you doing? What's your name?

00:11:34.840 It's jenny with two y's it's nice to meet you jenny with two y's

00:11:41.880 Yeah, so j-e-n-n-n-y-y 1.00

00:11:46.120 Yeah, probably I I don't know what's your name? What do you want fucking coke? Can't you I don't understand you want Molly or something?

00:11:55.800 You don't understand you don't know but I don't do drugs. I just do alcohol. That's like natural and shit

00:12:02.360 You know yeah, I feel you I feel you I feel you um

00:12:05.160 All right, do you shots?

00:12:07.640 Yeah, are you smart?

00:12:10.760 Do you want to do a shot with me? Yeah, fuck we can take a shot. Hold on a second. Yeah, come on. I'll take a shot first come on 0.94

00:12:16.040 Are you really gonna do a shot cuz I'll do a shot if you're really gonna do a shot bitch come on the fuck? 1.00

00:12:23.160 Fuck yeah, fuck. Yeah, bitch. Let's fucking do a shot 1.00

00:12:27.240 I'm so fucking ready. What are you what are you drinking? Huh? I drink Henny double

00:12:33.640 Hey, oh my god, I can only do vodka of course. How about casamigos? Could you could you get them right in the middle?

00:12:42.440 Sorry, yeah, why are you in the corner?

00:12:46.040 What do you want me to be?

00:12:48.280 I don't know just like maybe not in the corner

00:12:52.200 Here we go. Okay, you ready? Yep

00:12:55.800 Fucking cheers cheers 0.93

00:13:00.120 To new relationships and new beginnings all right listen here i'm gonna give you the test right now. Yeah, are you smart?

00:13:09.720 I don't know quiz me let's find out. Are you smart?

00:13:12.200 Uh

00:13:16.440 Spell that in a sentence

00:13:20.040 If you're smart then spell it

00:13:24.280 S p a r t e 1.00

00:13:26.680 Spard

00:13:28.680 No, I said spell it

00:13:30.600 I t next

00:13:32.200 Oh my god, you fucking got me

00:13:35.560 Wait, wait, but you're like single and hot 0.99

00:13:38.760 I don't give a fuck get out, bro

00:13:40.520 I've been waiting all night to fucking meet you. I have so much the offer, but it's fine. It's fine. Get fucked

00:13:52.760 What the fuck?

00:13:54.520 Thank you, bro. What the

00:13:58.040 Typical la you know, you good. Hey, how about we go on a date?

00:14:01.240 Shit

00:14:03.880 I just break here. I just break here careful. Don't screw that drink now

00:14:08.360 You're scared. What you you little you what your little social awkwardness. Uh, come here. How about you give me a fucking kiss, huh?

00:14:20.840 Thank you

00:14:23.480 Thank you

00:14:25.480 You're welcome

00:14:29.720 It's not a guy chat shut the fuck up. That's not a guy bro. Shut up

00:14:41.160 How you doing

00:14:44.040 I'm doing all right

00:14:46.040 That's that's what's up. Um, what's your name?

00:14:51.320 My name is boo boo like b-o-o is that a stripper name?

00:14:55.880 I'm

00:14:57.960 I'm actually a prostitute. Ah, so you fuck guys for money 1.00

00:15:04.520 Very nice does your father know that

00:15:09.400 Actually both my parents do ah, how does he feel about that?

00:15:14.600 Uh, they're proud of me

00:15:17.560 Next

00:15:21.880 Wait, wait, can I ask you one question first what

00:15:25.480 How did your girlfriend react when you asked her you wanted to fuck a vr prostitute? 1.00

00:15:36.280 Never said that I'm not fucking anyone

00:15:37.960 Okay, okay, okay fine

00:15:44.040 I'll take this

00:15:46.520 All right, I'll get the next date

00:15:47.720 Yes, mr

00:15:58.360 Old man, but creepy alien listen, bro

00:16:00.360 I'm gonna tell you right now

00:16:01.720 These girls are fucking weirdos. I need just a normal girl. You know what I'm saying? 1.00

00:16:06.440 What about this one right here? Are you into furries?

00:16:08.360 Do I look like I'm into furries, bro?

00:16:11.640 I don't know

00:16:13.960 You've already, uh, you know, knocked out two girls, so who knows 0.84

00:16:17.160 Bro, I do not want that thing? I don't want to wake up next to that, bro. All right, next

00:16:22.840 Hi

00:16:24.840 Hi

00:16:25.640 How you doing?

00:16:27.640 I'm doing lovely

00:16:29.320 How are you?

00:16:30.360 Good. Oh, how tall are you?

00:16:33.640 I'm 5'6". How tall are you?

00:16:37.640 Oh, Dave, you drank that shit hella fast

00:16:41.640 I like drinking it straight

00:16:43.400 Nah, I feel you. I feel you. I love your fingernails. I have a friend, uh, you know, he's a guy

00:16:50.600 His name is Ray Nails, but he like, you know, he gets his fingernails painted black. Yeah, yeah, so

00:16:55.080 That's cute

00:16:56.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:16:57.080 Oh my gosh

00:16:58.040 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

00:16:58.840 Do you paint your nails, too?

00:17:00.200 Uh, I don't, you know, I don't, you know, um, I don't do that

00:17:03.800 Oh, okay

00:17:04.600 Yeah, um, shit. Tell me about yourself though. Like where you where you are? Where you from?

00:17:09.720 Um, well, I'm, uh, from LA

00:17:13.400 I, uh, I music produce. I produce a lot of, uh, a lot of trap

00:17:19.880 Trap, huh? What kind of trap?

00:17:21.080 And like, yeah, um, like, let's see, you know, like rage beats

00:17:27.480 Yup

00:17:28.280 Are you cultured in that? Yeah, like that. Yeah, yeah, exactly

00:17:33.320 That's like, that's my side job

00:17:35.960 Okay

00:17:36.360 Just producing

00:17:37.560 And yeah

00:17:39.400 Okay, have you made any songs?

00:17:41.400 Have you made any songs that I would know?

00:17:43.400 Have I made? Uh, not really. This is like more like underground, like, you know, like SoundCloud

00:17:50.520 Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha, okay, cool

00:17:52.520 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:17:53.480 I'm not glad you might be one of the most attractive people I've ever met in my entire life

00:17:56.600 I'm not even just saying that, like, I really need that

00:17:58.520 Thank you

00:17:59.800 You're really handsome yourself

00:18:01.560 Thank you, thank you, thank you, I really appreciate that

00:18:03.560 Of course

00:18:04.200 Tell me a little about yourself though, like, you know, um, shit, I mean

00:18:08.840 You know, what do you, what do you do for money?

00:18:11.640 What do you do for money?

00:18:12.360 Well, I just told you, I am produced

00:18:14.520 But I'm saying you make money from it?

00:18:17.320 Yeah

00:18:18.200 Okay

00:18:19.400 Okay, do you want to know anything about me or?

00:18:22.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah, tell me

00:18:24.040 Where's my manners?

00:18:25.080 Well, my name's Iron

00:18:27.160 Pleasure

00:18:27.640 Oh, uh, my, my name is, my name is Aiden

00:18:32.040 Oh, nice to meet you, Aiden

00:18:35.720 Oh, man

00:18:37.320 Um, shit, I'm, I'm sorry, I'm just really nervous right now

00:18:39.720 I never see, I never see something just beautiful before

00:18:42.440 Yeah

00:18:42.760 Oh my god

00:18:44.840 I'm just, how about you sit right here and get closer to me

00:18:50.200 Yeah, sure

00:18:53.480 I dropped my phone

00:18:54.040 Okay

00:18:58.120 Sorry

00:18:59.880 Well, I love your perfume

00:19:00.840 What is, what are you wearing?

00:19:01.720 What is that?

00:19:02.440 Oh, thank you

00:19:03.560 Um, this is Victoria's Secret's perfume

00:19:06.600 It's beautiful

00:19:07.080 I'm just going kind of mid with it right now

00:19:08.920 Thank you, really

00:19:09.960 Nah, it's great, it's great, it's great

00:19:11.800 Shit

00:19:12.120 Really, really, you're like, oh, okay

00:19:14.520 I do, I really do

00:19:16.040 Um, shit, shit, I'm just, I'm astonished, you know

00:19:20.200 You might be one of the best girl I've talked to so far

00:19:22.520 And I just want to say, you know

00:19:24.200 No, you're just saying that

00:19:25.560 You're probably a good bunch of

00:19:27.080 Nah, I'm telling you

00:19:28.200 I'm really feeling you, like, I don't know

00:19:30.200 Like, really?

00:19:31.240 Yeah

00:19:31.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah

00:19:33.080 How about you give me a little kiss?

00:19:35.960 Okay, sure

00:19:36.680 Are you, yeah? Okay

00:19:37.800 All right

00:19:44.120 All right, all right, all right

00:19:45.000 Sorry, I just want to say

00:19:46.520 Oh, sorry

00:19:46.680 Nah, for later, you know what I'm saying?

00:19:48.040 Like, for later, you know what I'm saying?

00:19:49.000 Okay, later, yeah, yeah

00:19:50.040 Yeah, for sure

00:19:50.760 Okay, cool

00:19:51.880 Hey, but I'll call you in later

00:19:53.640 A little bit later

00:19:54.120 I'm going to see some more

00:19:54.840 You're cute

00:19:55.320 Yeah, you're hot

00:19:56.600 Yeah, you're hot

00:19:56.680 Okay

00:19:57.480 Sounds good

00:19:58.120 Oh, you're really cute

00:19:59.640 And you're handsome

00:20:00.520 I love a handsome guy

00:20:02.520 All right

00:20:05.880 All right

00:20:06.680 You have a wonderful night

00:20:08.440 You too

00:20:09.000 Bye-bye

00:20:09.800 Thank you

00:20:11.640 How do we get here next, dude?

00:20:19.760 How you doing?

00:20:23.440 No, I said, how you doing?

00:20:28.940 Can you talk?

00:20:31.760 No?

00:20:32.160 Are you deaf?

00:20:35.400 What are you then?

00:20:36.320 Mute?

00:20:38.340 Are you a fucking mime? 0.97

00:20:39.420 I don't get it

00:20:40.320 Hi

00:20:44.000 How you doing?

00:20:46.840 I'm good

00:20:47.440 How are you?

00:20:48.480 I'm good

00:20:48.940 What's your name?

00:20:51.360 Um

00:20:51.680 My name's Camila

00:20:52.940 It's nice to meet you

00:20:54.100 Oh, shit

00:20:54.460 Camila, nice to meet you

00:20:55.120 You want to just sit right here

00:20:55.960 Like that?

00:20:58.200 Yeah

00:20:58.520 Yeah

00:20:59.260 I like to be a little taller

00:21:01.760 So I could, uh

00:21:03.000 You know

00:21:04.420 You know

00:21:05.420 What?

00:21:08.240 Actually, we won't talk about that right now

00:21:09.860 It's okay

00:21:10.300 So I'm gonna ask you a question

00:21:11.980 That's not really, like

00:21:13.320 Boring and, you know, stupid

00:21:15.160 I'm gonna ask you a real question

00:21:16.600 What's your strangest food combination

00:21:19.300 What's your strangest food combination?

00:21:20.340 That you love?

00:21:23.040 Uh, what?

00:21:26.300 Like, like pickles and peanut butter

00:21:28.460 Or like pretzels and mustard

00:21:30.200 Okay

00:21:30.440 Like what's your favorite?

00:21:31.140 I like pasta with ketchup

00:21:32.780 Like, you know what I'm saying?

00:21:33.840 Like normal, like

00:21:34.720 Yeah?

00:21:34.760 Normal penny

00:21:35.480 Oh my god

00:21:36.260 With ketchup

00:21:36.580 Yeah

00:21:36.840 Yeah

00:21:37.220 Honestly, that sounds great

00:21:40.000 Because I have rice with ketchup

00:21:41.140 Have you ever tried that before?

00:21:42.520 Never

00:21:42.800 You should try it

00:21:45.720 If you like pasta with ketchup

00:21:46.860 You'll like it, I promise

00:21:48.080 For sure, for sure

00:21:49.140 For sure, for sure

00:21:50.540 Yeah

00:21:51.240 Okay

00:21:52.820 I have another question for you

00:21:54.360 Uh-huh

00:21:54.720 What's your favorite position?

00:21:59.980 Um

00:22:00.340 Alright, so I got two, right?

00:22:03.720 Obviously, I like missionary

00:22:04.600 You know what I'm saying?

00:22:05.200 Okay

00:22:05.480 Normal shit, right?

00:22:06.700 Mm-hmm

00:22:07.060 Um

00:22:07.900 Yeah

00:22:08.100 But I really enjoy

00:22:09.200 You know

00:22:10.480 Shit, like

00:22:12.140 Where

00:22:12.420 Whatever we're fucking

00:22:13.480 Like, I like my butthole

00:22:14.560 Just to play with a little bit

00:22:15.580 Like, whether it's a finger in there

00:22:16.860 Or like a

00:22:17.360 Something like

00:22:18.460 Oh my gosh, yeah

00:22:19.620 No, I get it, yeah

00:22:21.280 Yeah, yeah

00:22:21.880 It's a good one

00:22:22.560 Those are good ones

00:22:23.280 Mm-hmm

00:22:23.640 For sure

00:22:24.780 What about you?

00:22:27.360 Hmm

00:22:27.760 I like reverse cowgirl

00:22:30.000 Cause he can just like

00:22:31.560 Pow, pow, pow

00:22:32.600 You know?

00:22:33.080 For sure, for sure

00:22:33.940 While I'm fucking riding it, you know?

00:22:35.720 Yeah

00:22:35.900 Yup, yup, yup

00:22:36.900 Yeah

00:22:38.420 Okay, what kind of questions

00:22:40.620 Do you have for me?

00:22:42.040 Um

00:22:42.400 How old are you?

00:22:45.320 I'm 21

00:22:46.140 Oh, okay

00:22:47.220 Very nice

00:22:47.800 Um

00:22:48.620 And have you ever had a

00:22:49.820 How many bodies do you have?

00:22:53.480 Zero

00:22:53.880 So then how did you know

00:22:55.900 That that was your favorite

00:22:56.540 I mean

00:22:57.360 How did you know

00:22:58.380 That was your favorite position?

00:22:59.220 Cause

00:22:59.540 Cause I have a lot of

00:23:01.520 Fantasies in my head, you know?

00:23:03.560 And I just know

00:23:04.580 Okay, who do you fantasize with?

00:23:06.120 That that's gonna be my favorite one

00:23:06.740 Um

00:23:08.620 I don't know

00:23:10.560 If I find a guy attractive

00:23:11.900 Kind of like how I'm doing it right now

00:23:13.780 So you're fantasizing right now with me?

00:23:17.660 Yeah

00:23:18.020 Just a little bit

00:23:19.000 Okay

00:23:20.520 You wanna go do it right now?

00:23:21.460 Um

00:23:24.820 No

00:23:26.280 There's

00:23:26.980 There's cameras

00:23:27.760 Yeah

00:23:29.400 But after maybe

00:23:30.520 For sure

00:23:31.520 Okay

00:23:32.320 Well look

00:23:32.960 It was a pleasure meeting you

00:23:34.200 You know

00:23:34.640 I enjoy talking to you

00:23:35.900 Uh huh

00:23:36.240 And we'll uh

00:23:36.940 You know

00:23:37.200 We'll talk

00:23:37.700 We'll talk

00:23:38.120 We'll talk more

00:23:38.720 Um

00:23:39.240 You know later

00:23:39.900 Okay

00:23:42.360 I'll catch you later

00:23:43.740 Bye bye

00:23:44.400 Bye now

00:23:45.400 What the fuck am I playing bro?

00:23:50.520 Is that a guy?

00:23:51.520 It seems like you're going through

00:24:11.400 The speed run of date nights

00:24:13.060 How does it feel?

00:24:14.900 Can you hear me?

00:24:17.500 Yes

00:24:17.900 I can hear you

00:24:18.600 It's good sir

00:24:19.640 You know

00:24:19.940 I'm having fun

00:24:20.580 That is great

00:24:23.540 Make sure

00:24:24.820 Yeah

00:24:26.000 Keep your eyes open

00:24:27.100 Will do sir

00:24:28.000 Thank you

00:24:28.640 Are you into traps?

00:24:30.540 What?

00:24:31.000 Trap?

00:24:31.360 Yes

00:24:31.680 Very nice

00:24:34.460 We heard it here

00:24:35.120 Both

00:24:35.420 He's into traps

00:24:37.140 What the fuck does trap mean?

00:24:50.580 Are you the guy from

00:24:56.980 It's always sunny in Philadelphia

00:24:58.400 What the fuck is this?

00:25:06.540 Yeah

00:25:06.800 I'm his

00:25:07.500 I'm his translator

00:25:08.940 Because he don't speak English

00:25:11.020 Okay

00:25:13.400 That's okay

00:25:14.400 That's okay

00:25:15.400 That's okay

00:25:15.420 Um

00:25:15.960 I

00:25:18.500 I

00:25:20.460 I

00:25:20.480 Don't know if I'm interested in this

00:25:22.780 What the fuck is this bro?

00:25:28.740 What the fuck is this bro?

00:25:42.520 Why?

00:25:45.040 Why?

00:25:45.540 Say why

00:25:46.120 Why you're not interested in this

00:25:48.400 I mean

00:25:52.180 Because it's bald

00:25:53.080 I mean this is like a 60 year old man

00:25:56.520 And you know

00:25:57.180 I'm kind of here to see girls 0.99

00:25:58.640 Uh

00:26:00.860 No interesto

00:26:02.380 Uh

00:26:03.060 Y

00:26:03.540 Okay

00:26:04.820 Uh

00:26:05.320 No amo

00:26:06.960 No amo

00:26:07.640 No

00:26:10.200 No

00:26:11.160 No

00:26:12.360 No

00:26:12.780 No

00:26:13.160 No

00:26:13.660 No

00:26:14.160 No

00:26:14.660 Alright bro

00:26:15.280 Next bro

00:26:15.940 What the fuck

00:26:16.540 Next

00:26:17.780 What the fuck is that?

00:26:35.020 Oh god

00:26:35.520 I

00:26:36.020 I'll get the next date

00:26:37.820 It's a grown ass man 0.98

00:26:39.180 Matter of fact

00:26:40.320 A very grown ass man

00:26:41.460 65 year old

00:26:47.780 Wow

00:26:48.100 That was an awkward one

00:26:49.460 Where's Morty?

00:26:54.360 Listen

00:26:54.800 We don't talk about Morty

00:26:56.080 I'm not Marty

00:26:56.660 But

00:26:56.980 I have your drink

00:26:58.760 Is your milk

00:26:59.400 For the other person

00:27:00.620 Thank you

00:27:01.520 You're welcome

00:27:03.760 Okay back to the story

00:27:05.060 What's your favorite trap artist?

00:27:12.520 Um

00:27:12.820 What?

00:27:13.720 Well hello there

00:27:24.180 And what's your name?

00:27:25.580 How you doing?

00:27:26.320 Uh

00:27:26.540 My name is Aiden

00:27:27.160 What's your name?

00:27:29.860 Well the name's Eerie

00:27:31.360 Eerie P

00:27:32.340 Do I

00:27:33.840 You know what that smells like?

00:27:35.760 What does it smell like?

00:27:37.800 The patriarchy

00:27:39.260 Is that what you are?

00:27:41.020 Mr. Aiden

00:27:41.920 Uh

00:27:42.640 Patriarchy? 0.63

00:27:43.280 What's that?

00:27:45.800 A patriarchy?

00:27:46.980 Is that what you are?

00:27:47.940 Is what I'm asking you?

00:27:49.020 I'm saying

00:27:49.420 Well what the fuck is that?

00:27:52.000 Okay

00:27:52.400 Since you don't know

00:27:53.480 Would you agree?

00:27:54.620 Just let me get this out

00:27:55.740 And sign here

00:27:58.260 That you will allow

00:27:59.320 All the patriarchy

00:28:00.280 To be all caged

00:28:01.140 And work in the oil fields

00:28:02.240 For all eternity

00:28:02.960 Just right there

00:28:04.600 Signature

00:28:05.140 Can you do that for me?

00:28:07.320 Bitch 1.00

00:28:07.760 What the fuck is this?

00:28:10.720 Mmm

00:28:11.120 What do you mean?

00:28:13.180 You're gonna have to do

00:28:13.820 You're not interested?

00:28:14.700 Listen

00:28:14.900 You're gonna have to do

00:28:15.580 Something for me

00:28:16.200 Someone to convince me

00:28:17.140 To make me sign that shit

00:28:18.080 Something real nice

00:28:19.700 Alright

00:28:21.960 And what can I do?

00:28:23.400 You tell me

00:28:24.140 Oh

00:28:26.460 I could step on you

00:28:27.800 How does that work?

00:28:29.760 Ah

00:28:30.080 Come on

00:28:31.460 Or I can get you a leash

00:28:32.920 Put it on you right here

00:28:34.760 And walk you across the room

00:28:36.360 Listen bro

00:28:38.700 Do you wanna

00:28:39.440 Go on a date

00:28:40.500 Or

00:28:40.840 Are you trying to get like

00:28:41.660 I'm just kind of

00:28:42.700 I'm just kind of

00:28:42.720 Really fucking confused

00:28:43.800 Right now

00:28:44.060 What are we doing here bro?

00:28:46.980 What I just want you

00:28:47.720 To sign this

00:28:48.560 And we can maybe

00:28:49.340 Go on a date

00:28:50.120 Like you said

00:28:50.820 I know it says

00:28:51.960 Men in cages here

00:28:53.060 But

00:28:53.260 I mean

00:28:53.920 It's only part of the

00:28:55.240 You know

00:28:55.680 Stupid silly stuff

00:28:57.520 You can just ignore that

00:28:58.680 Fine

00:28:59.680 I'll sign it here

00:29:00.940 I like sex

00:29:12.300 I like getting pegged

00:29:22.520 Well perfect

00:29:25.580 And this is gonna

00:29:26.180 Work out just fine

00:29:27.520 But now the real question is

00:29:29.800 What size are you?

00:29:31.260 You like the dragon?

00:29:32.560 Or do you like

00:29:33.240 Little weewees?

00:29:37.220 Little weewees?

00:29:40.220 What if I told you

00:29:41.500 I could get you

00:29:42.540 To do the dragon?

00:29:45.200 Do you have a dragon?

00:29:47.640 Yeah

00:29:48.080 The dragon

00:29:48.820 Next

00:29:50.580 Well you know what?

00:29:54.260 Well maybe

00:29:54.640 It's too late

00:29:55.360 You're signed

00:29:55.980 You're signed buddy

00:29:56.940 It's all over for you

00:29:57.980 Whether you like it or not

00:29:59.220 You did it to yourself

00:30:00.440 Mr.

00:30:01.260 Aiden

00:30:01.700 What the f-

00:30:03.860 Yeah

00:30:04.060 Do you really like game peg?

00:30:12.380 Uh

00:30:12.780 Bro

00:30:13.620 What does she mean

00:30:14.240 I signed bro?

00:30:17.740 I don't know dude

00:30:18.800 I think you signed up

00:30:19.660 To have like a big dragon

00:30:20.980 Dildo in your ass 0.90

00:30:21.840 Or something

00:30:22.260 I'll be right back

00:30:23.000 I'll get the next date

00:30:23.740 What the f-

00:30:25.340 I'm sorry about that

00:30:27.180 It happens sometimes

00:30:28.020 Is this an exclusive?

00:30:31.260 I don't know what the f-

00:30:32.160 That was sir

00:30:32.780 Did I hear right?

00:30:37.280 You like getting pegged?

00:30:38.800 Bro

00:30:39.100 What is this?

00:30:39.720 A f- 0.96

00:30:39.980 Bro

00:30:40.260 No bro

00:30:40.780 I don't like getting pegged

00:30:41.580 Shut the f- 0.99

00:30:42.160 Up

00:30:42.420 Okay

00:30:44.220 Okay

00:30:44.660 I'm just confirming

00:30:45.920 Sorry

00:30:47.260 I didn't mean to be rude

00:30:48.000 Whoa

00:30:48.640 Wow

00:30:50.380 I'm just a great

00:30:51.480 Deo host

00:30:52.360 I'm sorry

00:30:54.060 Go get it

00:31:00.600 Hi how you doing

00:31:13.980 Hi there

00:31:18.520 My name's Cynthia

00:31:20.140 Nice to meet you

00:31:21.620 Cunt 0.98

00:31:22.100 Did you just call me a cunt?

00:31:24.320 Sorry

00:31:26.860 Where I'm from

00:31:28.000 Down in the outback

00:31:29.100 That's how we say

00:31:30.260 Like mate

00:31:31.260 Like we're just mates

00:31:32.480 You know

00:31:33.040 Do you have a penis?

00:31:38.080 No

00:31:38.460 I've got a cunt 1.00

00:31:40.180 Prove it

00:31:42.460 Oh

00:31:46.220 You want to see it?

00:31:49.520 Yes

00:31:50.040 I don't know

00:31:54.220 If it's a good idea

00:31:55.900 It's the first date

00:31:58.600 And I'm not a whore

00:32:00.480 Next

00:32:02.780 Yeah you f-

00:32:06.140 Cunt 0.98

00:32:06.660 You don't even have

00:32:07.520 A f- 0.96

00:32:07.820 Wollaby pet

00:32:08.740 You f-

00:32:09.180 Cunt 0.98

00:32:09.640 I don't know

00:32:10.180 Jesus f-

00:32:11.100 Christ bro

00:32:11.940 I'll get the next date

00:32:14.520 Bro

00:32:16.220 What the f-

00:32:17.360 Is that bro?

00:32:18.560 Is that a robot?

00:32:20.040 Wait

00:32:21.580 Can I get a ban from this shit?

00:32:26.360 Chat

00:32:26.860 How you doing?

00:32:38.480 Come give me a kiss

00:32:39.460 How you doing?

00:32:47.000 Just call her a bitch 1.00

00:32:47.860 That's not very nice

00:32:48.560 Hi I'm doing really good

00:32:49.400 Actually I was gonna ask you

00:32:50.260 The same thing

00:32:50.640 How are you doing?

00:32:51.340 I'm good

00:32:51.620 No I didn't call her a bitch 1.00

00:32:52.300 I said excuse me

00:32:53.340 Which which which

00:32:54.220 Because like there's two drinks

00:32:55.260 You see

00:32:55.520 Yeah

00:32:56.120 No that's okay

00:32:57.720 I probably misheard you

00:32:58.600 It's totally okay

00:32:59.180 So how are you doing?

00:33:00.120 You're good

00:33:00.520 Yeah I'm good

00:33:01.100 I'm good

00:33:01.360 You look like a fucking Disney character

00:33:02.780 I don't know

00:33:03.140 Like it feels weird

00:33:03.860 You're kind of going on

00:33:04.300 I deal with like a 1.00

00:33:04.860 Disney character

00:33:05.760 Just look

00:33:06.220 When I was like nine years old

00:33:07.080 I was watching all these Disney movies and shit

00:33:08.300 And now you look like one

00:33:09.340 So it's like

00:33:09.760 I don't know

00:33:10.040 Okay what's your favorite Disney princess?

00:33:11.820 It's okay

00:33:12.360 What's your favorite one?

00:33:13.520 I don't know who you look like

00:33:14.620 You look like the

00:33:15.140 Do you wanna build a snowman?

00:33:17.240 You look like that bitch 1.00

00:33:17.980 Come on

00:33:19.160 Let's go and play

00:33:20.040 Yeah I love that one

00:33:20.840 Yeah yeah yeah

00:33:21.160 Okay okay

00:33:21.740 What's your favorite Disney movie then?

00:33:23.120 I'm not a huge Disney fan

00:33:24.520 But

00:33:24.740 Disney movie

00:33:25.780 Um

00:33:26.520 Fuck

00:33:27.160 Give me something

00:33:27.680 Like name something

00:33:28.280 Okay okay

00:33:30.340 Aladdin

00:33:30.920 Finding Nemo is probably my favorite

00:33:32.280 To be honest

00:33:32.760 There is Ariel

00:33:33.160 Dude

00:33:34.220 Finding Nemo is pretty swag

00:33:35.400 Is that Disney?

00:33:36.100 That's okay

00:33:36.380 It doesn't matter

00:33:36.900 Because it's a good movie

00:33:37.700 Okay

00:33:38.660 Facts

00:33:39.040 Who's your favorite character

00:33:39.900 In Finding Nemo?

00:33:40.820 Facts dude

00:33:41.420 Facts

00:33:41.760 I like

00:33:42.560 I like Dory

00:33:43.760 Thank you

00:33:45.560 Okay right

00:33:46.320 Oh my god

00:33:46.920 I'm kind of like here

00:33:47.720 Because I have like

00:33:48.200 Really bad memory issues

00:33:49.180 Honestly

00:33:49.680 How old are you?

00:33:50.900 I'm kind of bad

00:33:51.200 What was your name again?

00:33:52.420 I'm 21

00:33:53.300 How old are you?

00:33:54.260 21

00:33:55.780 Yeah

00:33:56.760 Oh sorry

00:33:57.560 Hi Aiden

00:33:58.600 I said how old are you babe?

00:34:00.180 21

00:34:00.580 You're 21 too?

00:34:04.080 I'm also 21

00:34:04.880 Are you actually?

00:34:07.680 I swear to god

00:34:08.400 Oh

00:34:10.160 Oh okay

00:34:11.080 Hi

00:34:11.720 Also I saw that um

00:34:12.720 Picture on Instagram

00:34:13.340 And you asked if people

00:34:14.220 Would like to shower with you

00:34:15.100 Is that offer still open?

00:34:16.380 Just wondering

00:34:16.980 Yeah it is

00:34:18.200 It is

00:34:18.480 It is

00:34:18.700 I'm looking for someone

00:34:19.200 To shower with for sure

00:34:19.980 It is

00:34:20.480 Yup

00:34:20.960 Yeah

00:34:21.940 No

00:34:22.440 For sure

00:34:23.040 Yeah

00:34:23.320 I'm a gamer

00:34:23.840 So I could use a shower for sure

00:34:25.200 When was the last time you showered?

00:34:26.380 Did you?

00:34:26.760 I can't smell you from across 1.00

00:34:27.880 I think earlier this morning

00:34:29.580 Yeah

00:34:29.860 Okay that's not bad

00:34:31.680 You know I shower every few days

00:34:32.900 Is that okay?

00:34:35.040 Yeah that's okay

00:34:35.840 No it's okay

00:34:36.440 I kind of like the musk a little bit

00:34:37.700 You know?

00:34:38.080 Yeah yeah

00:34:38.360 It's more like my

00:34:39.160 It's my scent

00:34:39.880 You know what I mean?

00:34:40.240 Yeah it's like manly scent

00:34:42.240 Yeah

00:34:42.260 What games you play?

00:34:44.120 What games you play?

00:34:44.680 Yeah

00:34:44.760 What games you play?

00:34:45.880 What games do I play?

00:34:46.640 Um

00:34:46.880 I really

00:34:47.720 I really

00:34:48.320 I'm really trying

00:34:49.300 With Valorant

00:34:49.980 I'm really bad at it though

00:34:51.200 That's what I've been trying lately

00:34:52.480 What other games do I play?

00:34:54.280 Elden Ring obviously

00:34:55.220 Obviously

00:34:55.920 Are you playing Elden Ring?

00:34:57.540 I played it

00:34:58.320 You know

00:34:58.560 I beat the game twice

00:34:59.900 Um

00:35:00.760 Very

00:35:01.000 Yeah

00:35:02.020 Oh

00:35:02.420 I beat the game twice and shit

00:35:04.080 You know what I'm saying?

00:35:05.240 Um

00:35:05.620 So

00:35:06.260 Yeah

00:35:06.600 Good game

00:35:07.240 Great

00:35:07.560 Great fucking game

00:35:08.600 Great game

00:35:09.160 Yeah

00:35:10.460 So I have a question

00:35:11.540 Do you like Melana maybe?

00:35:13.600 Who?

00:35:17.640 The main girl

00:35:18.980 The maiden 0.76

00:35:19.520 Or are you maidenless? 1.00

00:35:23.000 That's okay

00:35:23.520 It's okay babe

00:35:24.060 It's okay

00:35:24.440 It's okay

00:35:24.940 You don't need to know her name

00:35:25.780 Yeah

00:35:26.260 She's the main bitch 1.00

00:35:28.240 You know

00:35:28.560 She has a fucked up eye 1.00

00:35:29.540 Oh

00:35:31.120 Yeah

00:35:31.540 I'm just not going names and shit

00:35:33.040 Yeah

00:35:33.280 No I know

00:35:33.760 Not yet

00:35:34.920 Oh it's okay

00:35:35.660 Yeah nah nah nah

00:35:36.580 Yeah nah

00:35:37.160 Nah

00:35:37.660 Um but shit

00:35:39.340 It's okay

00:35:39.640 Change something though

00:35:40.360 Like you know

00:35:41.260 I wanna like

00:35:42.100 I'm looking for a girl 0.99

00:35:43.420 Like I can kinda like

00:35:44.200 Stream with too

00:35:44.880 Like you stream?

00:35:47.200 Yeah I'm a streamer

00:35:48.200 Good for you

00:35:49.520 Good for you

00:35:50.140 Cool

00:35:50.780 I think you know

00:35:51.520 Thank you

00:35:51.960 We'll be really good together

00:35:53.180 But like

00:35:53.580 You know you gotta also

00:35:54.740 You know aside from streaming and shit

00:35:56.180 And playing games

00:35:56.840 Like can we like

00:35:57.940 You know can we like cuddle

00:35:59.260 And like watch movies

00:36:00.280 And like

00:36:00.800 Oh of course

00:36:02.660 That's like my favorite part

00:36:04.040 We could watch Finding Nemo

00:36:05.380 Oh my god

00:36:06.160 What else do you like

00:36:06.700 Finding Dory kinda sucked though

00:36:07.500 What else do you like to do?

00:36:10.020 What else do I like to do?

00:36:11.140 I'm actually a professional voice actress

00:36:13.040 I voice hentai

00:36:14.020 Do you know what hentai is?

00:36:15.240 You kinda look like you might

00:36:16.280 I don't know what hentai is

00:36:17.980 Nah

00:36:18.240 Okay so that's um

00:36:21.260 Porn

00:36:21.880 I voice porn for a living

00:36:23.440 Yeah

00:36:24.540 Oh my goodness

00:36:25.400 Is that okay with you?

00:36:27.220 Yeah

00:36:27.520 You're not doing it though right?

00:36:28.820 Do you

00:36:29.660 You're not doing it?

00:36:30.940 No no of course not babe

00:36:32.080 Unless it's with you

00:36:33.040 Oh that's what I like to hear

00:36:34.640 Okay cool

00:36:35.260 How many bodies you got?

00:36:36.800 Yeah isn't it

00:36:37.340 How many what?

00:36:39.100 Bodies

00:36:39.560 What do you mean babe?

00:36:42.700 How many people you fuck? 0.97

00:36:45.580 Oh well I mean

00:36:46.360 Uh right now

00:36:46.940 There's no bodies in my closet

00:36:48.440 Do you wanna be one of them?

00:36:49.840 Yes

00:36:50.200 Yeah okay cool

00:36:53.040 So I guess one?

00:36:56.160 I like that

00:36:56.560 I like you?

00:36:57.040 I like that

00:36:57.760 I like that

00:36:58.080 I like that

00:36:58.440 Yeah you like that?

00:36:59.440 I do

00:36:59.780 I like that too

00:37:00.360 I like you

00:37:00.940 I like you more

00:37:01.840 Yeah I do

00:37:02.560 Yup

00:37:03.300 Is that possible?

00:37:05.020 It is possible

00:37:05.540 Is that even possible?

00:37:06.840 Yeah it is

00:37:07.780 Okay I guess we'll find out

00:37:08.560 Won't we?

00:37:09.160 Is this your real voice?

00:37:11.960 Yes it is baby

00:37:12.800 Cool

00:37:14.480 Cool

00:37:15.720 Alright look

00:37:16.680 I really like you

00:37:17.820 You know what I'm saying?

00:37:18.940 But I gotta

00:37:19.620 I gotta

00:37:19.900 I gotta give these other girls a chance 1.00

00:37:21.160 But you know

00:37:21.520 You're definitely one of my

00:37:22.360 You know you're

00:37:23.180 You're probably like

00:37:23.820 Two

00:37:24.460 Maybe

00:37:24.760 The third one

00:37:25.700 I've only liked so far

00:37:26.560 I've liked so far

00:37:27.280 So I'ma bring you back

00:37:28.680 Thank you

00:37:29.920 Maybe

00:37:30.700 Oh my god

00:37:31.600 Okay cool

00:37:32.060 I will see you later

00:37:32.860 Alright bye now

00:37:34.040 Yeah you will

00:37:35.400 Yeah okay bye now

00:37:36.260 Bye

00:37:36.540 Alright we've only got a few left

00:37:40.460 I'm gonna go grab

00:37:41.380 The next one

00:37:42.300 Oh yeah

00:37:43.140 She was fire 0.62

00:37:43.820 Bro stop spamming Pammy bro 0.52

00:37:51.980 She knows bro

00:37:52.580 Shut up chat

00:37:53.100 It's content

00:37:54.260 You guys think I'm gonna meet up

00:37:55.200 With these fucking

00:37:55.740 Pixelated fucking anime characters

00:37:57.860 And fuck them

00:37:58.360 Like shut up bro

00:37:59.040 Thank you so much for the drink

00:38:01.580 What is this orange juice?

00:38:09.920 Uh

00:38:10.320 Rep

00:38:11.760 Repo

00:38:14.200 Repo

00:38:16.260 Reposada

00:38:19.460 Reposada

00:38:20.660 Tequila

00:38:22.340 Tequila

00:38:22.360 Got it

00:38:22.900 Thank you

00:38:23.180 Thank you

00:38:23.460 Thank you

00:38:23.740 Yeah

00:38:24.080 I got you

00:38:24.800 Yeah

00:38:25.020 Thank you

00:38:25.440 Thank you

00:38:25.680 Thank you

00:38:25.980 I ain't gonna lie

00:38:28.760 I got a hand in my dick right now

00:38:30.200 No cap

00:38:30.740 I'm beating my shit

00:38:32.960 You don't care?

00:38:33.880 Right

00:38:34.140 I'm Euh

00:38:34.400 I don't care

00:38:34.600 I'm gonna lie

00:38:34.700 I don't care

00:38:34.880 I don't care

00:38:35.380 I don't care

00:38:35.980 I don't care

00:38:36.660 I don't care

00:38:37.300 I don't care

00:38:38.000 I don't care

00:38:38.400 You don't care

00:38:38.740 You don't care

00:38:39.860 You don't care

00:38:39.920 That's exactly

00:38:40.180 I don't care

00:38:40.860 I don't care

00:38:41.620 None에

00:38:41.860 I won't I don't care

00:38:42.340 I don't care

00:38:42.640 I don't care

00:38:43.020 I don't

00:38:44.300 You don't care

00:38:45.300 You don't care

00:38:45.500 I don't care

00:38:46.320 I don't care

00:38:46.540 I don't

00:38:59.220 I don't care

00:38:59.880 You don't care

00:39:01.040 Hello?

00:39:08.040 What are you?

00:39:15.040 Damn you're kinda hot.

00:39:22.040 I ain't gonna lie, you're kinda hot.

00:39:25.040 Ooh, good day girl.

00:39:28.040 What are you?

00:39:30.040 Alien.

00:39:33.040 You're an alien?

00:39:36.040 Let me come over here, screw down a little bit, let me come over there.

00:39:40.040 You're hot as fuck, look at me. 0.98

00:39:45.040 What's your name, alien?

00:39:50.040 Zina. 0.80

00:39:52.040 What?

00:39:55.040 Zina. 0.80

00:39:57.040 I'm gonna turn around, you do whatever you think you wanna do to me.

00:40:02.040 Oh, boy.

00:40:08.040 Next!

00:40:10.040 Next!

00:40:12.040 Next!

00:40:13.040 I'm a victim.

00:40:23.040 No, I don't wanna drink, bitch. 1.00

00:40:28.040 I said I'm a victim, bitch! 1.00

00:40:31.040 Bro!

00:40:32.040 Hey! 0.99

00:40:33.040 Hello!

00:40:34.040 How you doing?

00:40:35.040 I'm alright.

00:40:36.040 How's the night been for you so far?

00:40:37.040 Um, it's great.

00:40:38.040 You know, I just kinda got, you know, uh, victimized by a fuckin' alien, but besides that, I'm scraped.

00:40:54.040 What you want?

00:40:55.040 What you want?

00:40:56.040 First of all, how old are you?

00:40:57.040 Are you like, are you like 13?

00:40:58.040 What are you?

00:40:59.040 Like, how old are you?

00:41:00.040 Nah, nah.

00:41:01.040 I'm 21.

00:41:02.040 I can't help, but it's the voice.

00:41:04.040 You got ID or some shit?

00:41:05.040 Yeah.

00:41:06.040 Mm-hmm.

00:41:07.040 Yeah, yeah, sure.

00:41:08.040 You wanna check it?

00:41:09.040 Please.

00:41:10.040 I got that on me.

00:41:11.040 Alright, I got you.

00:41:12.040 Here you are.

00:41:15.040 Okay, yeah, yeah.

00:41:16.040 We're in the clubs, you know what I'm saying?

00:41:17.040 Yeah, we're good.

00:41:18.040 Yeah, we're good.

00:41:19.040 Yeah, yeah.

00:41:20.040 You know, actually, I really like, uh, clubbing a lot.

00:41:21.040 You don't know why we're...

00:41:23.040 Clubbing is mid-mid-mid-mid-mid-mid-mid-mid-mid-mid.

00:41:26.040 Mid-mid-mid-mid-mid-mid-mid.

00:41:27.040 Mid-mid! 0.97

00:41:28.040 What?

00:41:29.040 What you do on the stand, huh?

00:41:30.040 What's so much better?

00:41:31.040 Play video games, stay at home.

00:41:32.040 Video?

00:41:33.040 Okay, I feel that.

00:41:34.040 What's it like?

00:41:35.040 Fortnite?

00:41:36.040 Apex Gamer?

00:41:37.040 Nah.

00:41:38.040 What games do you play?

00:41:39.040 Mmm.

00:41:40.040 Maybe it's a little bit cringe.

00:41:41.040 I like League of Legends.

00:41:42.040 I think that game's pretty cool.

00:41:43.040 yeah love from soft games oh are you serious yeah all right I'll see you

00:41:50.760 right all right I'll get the big speed got a school fucking throw the hell

00:42:02.220 base seven oh yeah they're going pretty good sir I got maybe like two or three

00:42:12.720 girls that I really like so it's going good

00:42:14.460 pretty good thank you so much uh by the way sweetheart you're welcome good luck thank you

00:42:31.940 oh blue hair you remind me of ninja and yes I said ninja not the n-word I said ninja

00:42:36.880 you did say ninja you did say that what's your name what's your name

00:42:42.460 my name funnily enough all right what do you do can you press escape right now and look up

00:42:50.800 escape and look up for one second oh your name is Aiden

00:42:55.060 exactly funnily enough it is but it's also netty yes reversed

00:43:01.580 I have both names yeah I don't know I think maybe it's destiny to meet you

00:43:06.500 yeah but yeah wait what you're not saying I just don't understand what the fuck you're saying to

00:43:11.620 be honest uh I never have I have that one sometimes like he's either sometimes not I ain't gonna lie

00:43:18.920 escape bro what the fuck is this am I talking to a fuck oh I can't chill just get out basically just 0.96

00:43:24.900 get the fuck out bro what the fuck you just said shut the fuck hold on man shut the fuck 1.00

00:43:43.500 no all right get out bro get out

00:43:47.520 all right you did great Aiden

00:43:51.700 there's how many more or are you just getting three

00:43:56.700 I think there's like two left I think we're almost done okay

00:44:01.560 are you good she's hard to know yeah I'm good are you do you need anything I just need you maybe

00:44:11.260 to my life oh what was that maybe some other time oh what the fuck was that hello 0.94

00:44:27.140 am I seeing shit

00:44:40.040 hey how you doing

00:44:45.120 better now that you're here

00:44:48.260 what's yours

00:44:49.920 my name is Aiden nice to meet you pleasure

00:44:52.480 pleasure's all mine shit pretty good yeah you want to come sit right here come on 0.79

00:44:58.220 I think I do but I don't know your lap's looking like a better seat

00:45:02.300 okay do you mind if I get on my knees maybe I prefer the floor that's perfect

00:45:08.900 you know you're reminding my uh you know my boy Ray you know he paints his nails just like that

00:45:13.180 that color right there so oh really yeah maybe you'll have to introduce me I could be on your arm

00:45:19.600 and we could talk to him maybe he'd get a little jealous yeah maybe he would maybe he would shit I 0.85

00:45:25.340 ain't gonna lie you're one of the most hottest girls ever seen in my life uh what um holy fuck 1.00

00:45:29.880 uh what's your uh what do you do me well I'm hoping to do you but if it's for money then

00:45:39.060 I'm willing to do whatever it takes to make a dollar

00:45:42.500 how much money you want

00:45:44.000 I think I could squeeze you dry for all you got

00:45:49.260 yeah I think you can too

00:45:51.240 yeah be my little tube of toothpaste and I'll brush my teeth with you

00:45:56.740 I would love that

00:45:57.840 I want you to

00:45:59.740 I think that sounds pretty fun

00:46:00.840 I want you to brush your teeth with my penis and my cum is the uh toothpaste 1.00

00:46:04.400 oh my god I was looking for a protein injection if you're looking to help me out then maybe I

00:46:10.740 could take it

00:46:11.460 for sure I don't think we can do this right now you know but

00:46:13.780 oh we're gonna have to do pick this up later

00:46:15.660 no I get it

00:46:16.240 I'll fuck with you I think you're the best one so far

00:46:17.880 um

00:46:18.500 it's true

00:46:18.920 yeah uh

00:46:19.760 thanks

00:46:20.260 yeah leave now please 0.93

00:46:21.400 you know the moment I walked in I knew you were the best

00:46:23.580 yeah so

00:46:24.180 please get the fuck out before I act out please 0.99

00:46:26.220 okay

00:46:27.540 I'll be waiting

00:46:28.900 all right bye

00:46:29.480 don't make any mistakes until I'm done with you

00:46:31.660 bye

00:46:32.820 bye bye

00:46:33.700 all right

00:46:36.880 we have one more

00:46:37.520 I'll get the last one

00:46:39.200 chat how we doing so far how we doing

00:46:48.060 hello

00:46:53.700 how you doing

00:46:55.180 I'm good

00:46:57.000 how are you

00:46:58.160 I'm good what's your name

00:46:59.140 I'm gonna sit down

00:46:59.960 Nova

00:47:01.540 are you shy

00:47:02.340 are you shy

00:47:03.160 no I'm not shy at all actually

00:47:05.900 I'm a little bit nervous

00:47:06.940 me too

00:47:08.040 I'm a little nervous too

00:47:09.220 how old are you

00:47:10.160 uh

00:47:11.880 23

00:47:12.400 23

00:47:13.240 how about you

00:47:13.620 uh I'm 21

00:47:14.780 uh where you from

00:47:15.800 uh complicated question

00:47:18.900 from Finland

00:47:19.680 live in Texas

00:47:20.600 okay

00:47:21.740 what part of Texas

00:47:22.460 uh I live in Austin

00:47:25.340 oh that's what's up

00:47:26.500 I just bought a house out here

00:47:27.700 good for you

00:47:28.620 good for you

00:47:29.140 what do you do for a living

00:47:29.940 uh I do like

00:47:33.020 Twitch

00:47:33.600 mostly

00:47:34.440 kind of on the side

00:47:35.820 okay

00:47:37.280 what do you do like

00:47:38.360 I do a bunch of different things though

00:47:39.600 what else do you do

00:47:40.260 what are your side hustles

00:47:40.940 okay

00:47:43.260 my side hustle

00:47:44.380 I wouldn't say I have a hustle

00:47:46.540 but I foster kittens

00:47:47.960 like I have three babies

00:47:49.600 right now I'm fostering

00:47:50.740 that's so sweet

00:47:51.600 that's so sweet

00:47:52.380 that's like my biggest hobby

00:47:55.500 right now

00:47:55.920 is like rescuing animals

00:47:57.280 and like helping them

00:47:58.180 get big and healthy

00:47:59.040 oh good for you

00:48:00.100 uh

00:48:00.400 buying homes from them

00:48:01.280 yeah yeah yeah

00:48:01.800 do you got any questions for me

00:48:02.760 yeah where do you live

00:48:05.740 uh right now you know

00:48:07.680 uh I live in Arkansas

00:48:08.980 um I currently uh

00:48:11.360 you know I have

00:48:11.800 you actually

00:48:12.300 I do I have a zoo full of penguins

00:48:14.120 okay

00:48:14.620 so okay okay

00:48:16.540 see I would assume

00:48:17.600 you would live in LA

00:48:18.460 I don't know anything about you

00:48:19.740 I just assume you live in LA

00:48:21.240 because that's where most people

00:48:22.260 like tend to live

00:48:23.180 and I lived there for two years

00:48:24.720 wasn't my cup of tea

00:48:26.360 why not

00:48:27.080 but

00:48:27.420 too many people tried to get me

00:48:32.440 to do drugs

00:48:33.040 when I wasn't comfortable

00:48:33.880 with doing them

00:48:34.660 what kind of drugs have you done

00:48:36.340 um

00:48:39.000 a couple different things

00:48:41.000 but I'm meaning like

00:48:41.960 you can't go to a party in LA

00:48:43.220 and not have coke in front of you

00:48:44.580 that's not really like

00:48:46.020 the best environment to be in

00:48:47.280 nah that's a fact for sure

00:48:48.760 that's a fact

00:48:49.520 um you know

00:48:50.400 uh shit

00:48:51.580 okay

00:48:52.000 um

00:48:53.140 yeah okay

00:48:54.540 um

00:48:56.300 yep that is true

00:48:57.760 um

00:48:58.600 so you've done coke

00:48:59.720 uh

00:49:02.380 I cannot confirm

00:49:04.100 nor deny

00:49:04.520 but yeah I have

00:49:05.380 and I didn't

00:49:05.960 I didn't like it

00:49:06.700 I've done a couple different things

00:49:08.300 I'm like

00:49:09.940 pretty sober right now

00:49:10.840 though and I think it's probably

00:49:11.500 for the best

00:49:12.060 gotcha

00:49:14.180 do you do

00:49:14.700 oh yeah

00:49:15.380 oh yeah

00:49:16.100 uh

00:49:16.520 I'm sober

00:49:16.980 I don't do anything

00:49:18.500 go ahead

00:49:19.420 do you drink

00:49:20.140 a little bit

00:49:22.880 yeah

00:49:23.220 what do you like to do in LA

00:49:24.980 like what makes it worth it

00:49:26.120 for you to live there

00:49:27.000 and not like for instance

00:49:28.140 I don't

00:49:28.580 I don't live

00:49:29.000 I don't live

00:49:29.660 I really don't live in LA

00:49:30.660 I live in Arkansas

00:49:31.200 but uh

00:49:31.900 when I used to live there

00:49:32.980 oh wait

00:49:33.500 why do you live in Arkansas

00:49:35.400 uh

00:49:36.040 I moved here

00:49:36.540 you know

00:49:36.980 basically to take over my

00:49:38.020 my uh

00:49:38.640 you know

00:49:39.120 my uh

00:49:39.620 parents

00:49:39.980 uh

00:49:40.860 they have a company out here

00:49:42.020 it's for uh

00:49:42.760 literally rescuing like animals and shit 0.57

00:49:44.240 like it's funny you said that

00:49:45.060 that's why I'm like what the fuck

00:49:46.080 wait seriously

00:49:46.800 yeah we uh

00:49:47.920 that's why I'm saying

00:49:48.600 I rescue penguins

00:49:49.760 and a bunch of sea otters

00:49:51.540 and uh

00:49:52.200 polar bears

00:49:52.720 and all that shit 0.56

00:49:53.360 so

00:49:53.940 I totally thought you were just saying that

00:49:56.820 no I know

00:49:57.280 I swear

00:49:57.840 listen I swear

00:49:58.560 that's so cool

00:49:59.200 no I swear to god

00:50:00.080 like on everything I love

00:50:00.860 like no cat

00:50:01.760 my dream right now

00:50:04.660 is to make like

00:50:05.600 a cat sanctuary

00:50:06.560 like I just want to build

00:50:07.740 like a house

00:50:08.340 where they can like

00:50:08.960 go out and hang out

00:50:09.860 no I know

00:50:10.560 that's what I'm saying

00:50:11.380 like 27 kittens now

00:50:13.460 like I'm like

00:50:14.480 the local cat dealer

00:50:15.600 out here

00:50:16.060 like I try to find homes

00:50:17.160 for all of them

00:50:17.800 damn

00:50:18.520 so bam

00:50:19.560 you're like the plug

00:50:20.520 you're the plug

00:50:21.780 I'm the plug

00:50:23.520 I'm the hook up for the kids

00:50:24.840 you want them

00:50:25.380 I got them

00:50:26.100 hey

00:50:26.740 I fuck with that

00:50:27.380 I fuck with that

00:50:27.840 I fuck with that

00:50:28.280 cool

00:50:28.540 um

00:50:28.960 yeah no that's

00:50:29.580 that's fire

00:50:30.100 um

00:50:30.480 personally I like dogs more

00:50:32.060 I don't know

00:50:32.500 I hope that doesn't change anything

00:50:33.460 I'm just being honest

00:50:34.200 okay

00:50:34.460 no

00:50:35.560 I don't mind cats

00:50:36.760 yeah no I like dogs too

00:50:37.860 yeah dog

00:50:39.480 do you have any dogs

00:50:40.260 chat what's better

00:50:40.820 dogs or cats

00:50:41.480 I had a dog

00:50:43.340 I had a white shepherd husky

00:50:44.500 he was like

00:50:45.500 kind of hard to take care of though

00:50:46.740 because I was living in an apartment

00:50:47.840 and I didn't think that was fair to him

00:50:49.200 yeah

00:50:49.660 but I started like

00:50:50.880 adopting cats

00:50:51.720 and I got really into them

00:50:52.700 and fostering has been like

00:50:53.960 something I really like

00:50:54.940 yeah I

00:50:55.640 I like

00:50:56.160 like I don't know like

00:50:57.140 I fuck with cats

00:50:58.780 and I fuck with what you're doing though

00:50:59.700 so like that would work

00:51:00.400 you know

00:51:00.640 like if we ever got married

00:51:01.480 like we could both rescue animals together

00:51:03.100 whoa

00:51:04.500 marriage

00:51:05.220 we're moving fast

00:51:05.980 but okay

00:51:06.540 oh you didn't like that

00:51:08.060 okay but like

00:51:08.660 real talk though

00:51:09.540 real talk

00:51:10.340 all right

00:51:10.680 what age do you think

00:51:12.080 is appropriate for marriage

00:51:13.200 I think it just depends

00:51:15.280 on the way life is set up

00:51:16.660 you know

00:51:17.000 like it depends

00:51:17.700 because

00:51:18.340 you know most people

00:51:19.740 it takes them a while

00:51:20.860 to really get like settled in

00:51:22.120 and stuff right

00:51:22.880 but I think when you're

00:51:25.060 anywhere from like

00:51:26.580 I think about

00:51:27.620 like maybe like the age of like

00:51:29.180 16

00:51:31.140 17

00:51:32.400 18

00:51:32.840 what the

00:51:34.220 you tell me you're joking

00:51:35.520 what do you mean

00:51:36.740 you don't have a kid do you

00:51:37.640 nah I'm just fuck with you

00:51:39.400 I would say like

00:51:40.560 20s

00:51:41.340 oh my god

00:51:41.700 my heart

00:51:42.240 like mid 20s

00:51:43.180 is probably like the most

00:51:44.060 you know

00:51:44.880 common one right

00:51:46.160 but

00:51:46.380 I would say low 20s

00:51:48.180 for someone like me

00:51:48.920 you know

00:51:49.380 when it depends on like

00:51:50.180 what you know

00:51:50.900 how life is set up

00:51:51.880 so

00:51:52.160 you actually would want a kid

00:51:55.360 like pretty soon

00:51:56.300 not soon

00:51:57.420 like dead ass 0.92

00:51:57.720 like you would

00:51:58.280 nah

00:51:58.980 if I

00:51:59.420 right now

00:52:00.020 I'd probably want a kid

00:52:00.660 in like a

00:52:01.240 like a few years

00:52:02.620 we're only a couple years off

00:52:06.000 but I would say like for me

00:52:07.120 like 30 is a good age

00:52:08.460 because I feel like

00:52:09.200 even though right now

00:52:09.980 I have a house

00:52:10.660 I have like my whole life set up

00:52:12.080 yeah

00:52:12.340 like my future planned

00:52:13.380 I have all my kids

00:52:14.300 my cats you know

00:52:15.240 like

00:52:16.100 but I still would want to wait

00:52:17.160 till I'm like 30

00:52:17.880 just to make sure

00:52:18.660 they have like the perfect life

00:52:19.320 so let's fast forward

00:52:19.940 until you're 30

00:52:20.600 and then

00:52:20.860 I'm still like discovering

00:52:21.600 who I am

00:52:22.180 that's fine

00:52:22.640 let's fast forward

00:52:23.220 until you're 30

00:52:23.680 and let's see what

00:52:24.160 me and you can do

00:52:24.780 I mean

00:52:28.560 that's a possibility

00:52:30.300 but 30 is a long time

00:52:32.160 have you ever lived

00:52:33.960 with a girl before

00:52:34.700 yep

00:52:35.640 how was that

00:52:38.900 fire

00:52:39.920 what'd you learn from it

00:52:41.020 everything

00:52:41.820 I learned that you know

00:52:42.920 commitment

00:52:43.860 all that

00:52:44.880 so you definitely go for

00:52:49.080 like more of

00:52:49.600 commitment situations

00:52:50.680 yes

00:52:51.700 oh what's your body count

00:52:53.240 hmm

00:52:54.200 I have to think about that

00:52:58.040 but probably around like 13

00:52:59.280 next

00:53:00.800 to be fair

00:53:04.160 I was a cam girl

00:53:05.180 for a while

00:53:05.960 what does that mean

00:53:07.120 that was my job

00:53:07.660 I was like camming

00:53:10.240 before I started twitch

00:53:11.220 I was a cam girl

00:53:12.040 okay

00:53:12.940 that's actually understandable

00:53:14.380 I did what I had to do

00:53:14.440 to get to America though

00:53:15.580 but you know what J. Cole says right

00:53:16.780 like four years ago

00:53:18.080 listen J. Cole said

00:53:19.420 J. Cole you know

00:53:21.360 he said you gotta multiply

00:53:22.420 you gotta multiply by three

00:53:23.560 so you probably got her over 30

00:53:24.540 and I'm not judging you by the way

00:53:25.840 oh god I'm not judging you

00:53:26.640 no I'm honest

00:53:27.520 I'm honest

00:53:28.280 as soon as I quit camming

00:53:29.600 I've actually been like

00:53:30.700 pretty like exclusive

00:53:32.600 with people

00:53:33.280 like I like to get to know people

00:53:34.520 before I do that with them

00:53:35.660 I fuck with that actually

00:53:36.760 I fuck with that

00:53:37.420 do you want the truth

00:53:38.180 the truth

00:53:38.820 the truth

00:53:39.220 for a long time

00:53:41.900 I didn't feel safe

00:53:43.020 having sex off camera

00:53:44.240 cause I didn't trust people

00:53:45.500 and like on camera

00:53:46.540 you know that like

00:53:47.520 it's like safe to be with them

00:53:49.200 I'm not gonna lie

00:53:50.040 I never thought

00:53:50.580 it's gonna be on the internet

00:53:51.160 yeah

00:53:51.600 I'm not gonna lie

00:53:52.360 I never thought of it like that

00:53:53.260 that's actually mad smart

00:53:54.320 cause you know most girls 1.00

00:53:55.800 like it happens to guys too

00:53:57.240 but most girls 1.00

00:53:57.940 really get taken advantage

00:53:58.660 of like bad

00:53:59.360 you know

00:53:59.900 so

00:54:00.180 I get what you're saying

00:54:02.040 and I

00:54:02.300 you know like

00:54:02.940 I know what you're saying

00:54:03.860 like

00:54:04.300 I fuck with you

00:54:05.620 for that

00:54:06.080 you know

00:54:06.340 being honest about it

00:54:07.140 cause a lot of

00:54:07.720 you know a lot of people

00:54:08.420 aren't really up front

00:54:09.440 cause you know

00:54:10.060 they just

00:54:10.520 they don't really speak

00:54:11.260 to how they really are

00:54:12.340 and I appreciate your honesty

00:54:13.860 like that's

00:54:14.540 you know

00:54:15.080 you're cool

00:54:15.540 for that

00:54:16.140 you seem like

00:54:18.480 a really genuine person too

00:54:19.800 I will say that much

00:54:20.940 oh I appreciate that

00:54:22.060 I don't know much about you

00:54:22.980 but

00:54:23.660 yeah

00:54:25.540 that's love

00:54:26.720 that's love for real

00:54:27.520 from what I've seen

00:54:28.340 you seem like

00:54:29.360 pretty mature for your age

00:54:30.720 you got a good head

00:54:31.380 on your shoulders

00:54:32.000 and

00:54:32.520 wait what have you seen

00:54:33.420 it's nice to see that

00:54:34.380 um

00:54:36.600 okay

00:54:37.880 there was like

00:54:38.920 an H3 podcast

00:54:39.980 a while ago

00:54:40.580 that you were on

00:54:41.460 I know what you're talking about

00:54:44.960 I don't remember

00:54:45.600 no I know

00:54:46.060 no I know exactly

00:54:47.000 what you're talking about

00:54:47.420 but you do or you don't

00:54:47.980 from like a year ago

00:54:48.820 yup

00:54:49.220 hell yup

00:54:49.700 yeah

00:54:50.860 I think that was the first time

00:54:52.680 like I saw you

00:54:53.480 when I was like

00:54:54.180 damn he's got a good head

00:54:55.260 on his shoulders

00:54:55.780 I think you were like

00:54:56.440 what 19

00:54:57.080 20

00:54:57.520 yeah

00:54:58.180 I think like 20

00:54:58.940 yup

00:54:59.220 like it's hard at that age

00:55:00.640 like you're young

00:55:01.440 ah

00:55:01.920 yeah

00:55:04.100 sure it's me

00:55:05.500 I'm Wiggle Toast

00:55:06.780 from the future

00:55:07.660 I'm a future fairy

00:55:08.900 ratio

00:55:10.140 it looks like your next

00:55:11.720 date is here

00:55:12.500 what day is it

00:55:13.480 it appears it's about

00:55:14.620 time for me to

00:55:15.480 be on my date

00:55:16.360 you've taken to

00:55:17.100 yeah

00:55:17.400 it looks like your

00:55:18.200 date is here

00:55:19.140 get freaking dad

00:55:19.840 get out of here

00:55:20.600 hold on

00:55:21.100 hold on

00:55:21.420 I like this girl

00:55:22.380 hold on

00:55:23.240 hold on

00:55:23.740 I like this

00:55:24.100 what

00:55:24.720 I don't give a fuck

00:55:27.160 if you don't want to

00:55:27.980 fuck up the timeline

00:55:28.940 you have

00:55:29.520 okay

00:55:30.160 okay

00:55:30.960 okay

00:55:31.560 it's my turn

00:55:32.180 because I'm from the future

00:55:33.100 alright alright

00:55:34.180 hey

00:55:34.460 again

00:55:35.040 it was a pleasure

00:55:35.820 to talk to you

00:55:36.340 a pleasure to meet you

00:55:36.960 I respect you a lot

00:55:37.860 I really do

00:55:38.460 it was a pleasure

00:55:39.220 okay

00:55:40.480 it was nice to meet you too

00:55:41.380 it was nice to have a real

00:55:42.120 conversation with you

00:55:43.180 fast

00:55:43.540 you seem like a really genuine

00:55:44.520 fast

00:55:44.900 the only girl that's actually

00:55:46.400 giving a real comment

00:55:47.220 thank you so much

00:55:49.120 so what the fuck are you 0.91

00:55:59.200 so what the fuck are you bro 0.89

00:56:02.680 I'm a future fairy from the future

00:56:05.040 so what year

00:56:06.000 really

00:56:11.440 really

00:56:12.680 yeah

00:56:13.960 yeah

00:56:16.520 chief chief is the president

00:56:18.040 oh that's actually far

00:56:20.900 he is

00:56:21.300 who's the vice president

00:56:22.160 yeah

00:56:23.440 who's the vice president

00:56:24.900 yeah

00:56:25.240 chief chief

00:56:25.880 vice president

00:56:27.480 is uh

00:56:28.280 nah I'm saying

00:56:30.640 who's the

00:56:30.960 who's the what

00:56:34.420 who's the vice president

00:56:36.080 you think we really need

00:56:39.080 a vice president

00:56:39.840 when

00:56:40.240 chief cave is in office

00:56:42.340 let's be honest here

00:56:43.140 no

00:56:44.500 I don't think that

00:56:45.660 I'm just curious

00:56:46.540 exactly

00:56:47.560 all right

00:56:48.740 anyways

00:56:49.200 tell me about

00:56:49.720 there's no vice president

00:56:50.660 all right bro

00:56:51.340 tell me about yourself

00:56:52.200 tell me what

00:56:56.560 I'm from the future

00:56:58.440 what's your name

00:57:00.140 so what's in the future

00:57:00.820 tell me

00:57:01.140 tell me some more

00:57:02.160 I know your name

00:57:03.180 Aiden

00:57:03.500 Aiden Rod

00:57:04.180 I'm here for you

00:57:08.080 I'm here for you Aiden

00:57:08.440 we have to go back

00:57:09.840 to the future together

00:57:10.760 and be happy

00:57:11.380 and love each other

00:57:12.040 yeah

00:57:14.860 um

00:57:17.640 yeah

00:57:20.080 do you believe in love

00:57:23.600 yes

00:57:26.580 oh you're looking

00:57:29.960 right at it

00:57:30.960 so what do you say

00:57:32.820 Aiden

00:57:33.040 will you go to the future

00:57:35.140 with me

00:57:35.760 and have future very babies

00:57:38.640 I mean yeah

00:57:42.580 uh

00:57:44.560 next

00:57:45.400 yeah just

00:57:49.260 okay

00:57:49.660 hold on

00:57:50.520 Aiden

00:57:51.440 you have the option

00:57:52.360 to end here

00:57:52.940 there's one more person

00:57:53.940 that came kind of late

00:57:54.920 I could bring them in

00:57:55.840 if you want

00:57:56.260 yeah let's go

00:57:57.100 let's do it

00:57:57.540 all right

00:57:59.720 I'll get

00:58:00.100 hey

00:58:02.940 that's not the person

00:58:04.800 but I'll do

00:58:05.300 what

00:58:08.740 well I said hey

00:58:12.440 uh

00:58:13.800 so this is not the person

00:58:14.860 no that's just sure

00:58:17.900 that's the person

00:58:18.080 that's supposed to go first

00:58:19.140 that's Lane Schufer Roberts

00:58:19.280 professional Overwatch League player

00:58:21.020 I'll be right back

00:58:21.740 damn you're a pro

00:58:22.960 that's supposed to go first

00:58:23.880 yeah

00:58:25.680 no way

00:58:27.000 yes way

00:58:29.740 like what's up

00:58:30.400 like

00:58:30.820 like what do you

00:58:31.640 like how does it

00:58:32.440 like what's a life

00:58:33.040 actually being like

00:58:33.780 an Overwatch pro

00:58:34.600 you know

00:58:38.480 it's pretty chill

00:58:39.660 you know

00:58:40.880 you get paid

00:58:41.440 to play the video game

00:58:42.640 uh

00:58:43.680 you know

00:58:43.960 you get a whole income

00:58:44.860 for a year

00:58:45.520 as long as you're winning

00:58:47.660 it's great right

00:58:48.620 because then you're

00:58:49.100 fucking winning

00:58:49.660 but when you're losing

00:58:50.500 in a team game

00:58:51.300 like Overwatch

00:58:52.020 you wanna

00:58:52.380 you know

00:58:53.160 it's stressful as fuck

00:58:55.020 okay

00:58:56.420 because like

00:58:56.880 you gotta work with everyone

00:58:58.100 and then sometimes

00:58:59.040 you have team fighting

00:59:00.160 and then sometimes

00:59:01.000 things just don't get

00:59:01.920 fucking fixed

00:59:02.800 and then it's just hard

00:59:05.000 and you're just like

00:59:06.020 sitting in this lull

00:59:06.920 have you ever just like

00:59:07.860 felt like

00:59:09.200 sitting in pure

00:59:10.040 metriacacy

00:59:10.820 for like a long time

00:59:12.000 um

00:59:13.300 wait a minute

00:59:17.420 do you know XQC?

00:59:20.140 hell yeah

00:59:20.720 I've played with him

00:59:21.400 multiple times

00:59:22.220 do you like him?

00:59:25.080 yeah

00:59:25.380 I love XQC

00:59:26.640 Felix

00:59:27.600 XQC's great

00:59:29.480 yeah Felix

00:59:30.540 I love him

00:59:31.740 I played on

00:59:32.540 Team Canada

00:59:33.080 with him for three years

00:59:34.120 or four years

00:59:34.860 oh yeah?

00:59:37.680 yeah

00:59:38.160 is he a good guy?

00:59:42.600 yeah he's a great guy

00:59:43.720 is this Mendo?

00:59:46.480 no

00:59:46.920 this is Surefour

00:59:47.660 okay

00:59:49.440 um

00:59:50.820 I'm gonna be honest

00:59:51.600 I don't know

00:59:52.220 what the fuck

00:59:52.620 we're doing here

00:59:53.120 I thought we were

00:59:55.860 on a date

00:59:56.340 I know

00:59:57.020 I mean I know

00:59:57.840 but I just

00:59:58.600 don't know like

00:59:59.340 what do you mean?

01:00:04.280 how do I put this?

01:00:05.780 what do you not know?

01:00:07.640 spit it out bro

01:00:08.460 I mean

01:00:08.920 next

01:00:10.060 alright here

01:00:10.880 if you're a little bit shy

01:00:12.040 I'll ask the questions

01:00:13.120 alright

01:00:13.340 are you into

01:00:13.820 tits or ass 0.99

01:00:14.620 what the fuck

01:00:17.600 uh

01:00:18.460 tits I guess

01:00:20.380 what are you a tits guy? 1.00

01:00:22.600 I like tits 1.00

01:00:23.240 yup

01:00:23.660 what's your favorite part of tits? 1.00

01:00:26.820 what's

01:00:27.000 what makes tits better than that? 1.00

01:00:28.140 I mean

01:00:28.280 do you got tits? 1.00

01:00:28.980 do you even have tits? 1.00

01:00:32.200 I mean

01:00:32.800 there's surgeries for that

01:00:34.060 let me see

01:00:35.400 stand up

01:00:36.200 bro

01:00:40.480 you are a grown ass man

01:00:42.360 bro

01:00:43.160 well you're

01:00:46.020 you're a young man

01:00:47.080 that's why you like tits 1.00

01:00:48.040 okay listen

01:00:49.980 um

01:00:51.380 listening?

01:00:53.220 like

01:00:53.560 do you have a dick? 0.96

01:00:57.760 do I sound like

01:00:58.600 I have a dick?

01:01:01.040 yes

01:01:01.440 that's a little bit

01:01:04.560 of insensitive

01:01:05.120 but okay

01:01:05.720 next

01:01:11.300 thank you

01:01:14.980 wait

01:01:15.400 you want

01:01:15.640 you want the next question?

01:01:19.280 surfer

01:01:19.720 what?

01:01:22.040 I'm on a date

01:01:22.660 you know it

01:01:23.400 I love you

01:01:26.580 he's next to you bro

01:01:27.980 you're up

01:01:28.520 you're up

01:01:29.020 dog

01:01:29.260 wait

01:01:29.640 you love me?

01:01:30.500 I do

01:01:30.960 you got the

01:01:32.500 you got the ring ready?

01:01:36.660 uh

01:01:37.080 later

01:01:38.680 so

01:01:42.360 what kind of ring?

01:01:43.200 diamond or

01:01:43.860 Jesus Christ

01:01:45.640 therefore

01:01:45.920 why are you still here?

01:01:48.840 yeah

01:01:49.240 you said he loves me

01:01:50.080 I do

01:01:51.420 I just think

01:01:52.100 next

01:01:52.620 person

01:01:53.400 oh

01:01:55.360 so next question

01:01:56.200 so top

01:01:56.660 person

01:01:57.200 well you want me to go

01:02:01.060 to a different

01:02:01.540 personality?

01:02:03.100 alright

01:02:03.440 get the fuck out

01:02:04.780 bro

01:02:05.080 I feel bad now

01:02:09.620 fuck

01:02:10.140 he is one of the best

01:02:11.120 FPS gamers in the world though

01:02:12.540 that is

01:02:12.980 that is

01:02:13.460 no cap

01:02:14.160 alright

01:02:15.100 you're finishing this off

01:02:17.280 let's go

01:02:18.060 I see

01:02:18.700 come on

01:02:19.540 alright

01:02:20.200 this is your last date

01:02:21.060 then we go to talent show

01:02:24.240 you're gonna eliminate

01:02:25.020 most of these people

01:02:25.840 they're all gonna be gone

01:02:26.640 okay

01:02:27.680 how you doing?

01:02:28.820 how are you?

01:02:29.420 good how are you?

01:02:30.320 oh hey

01:02:30.780 I'm doing well

01:02:31.760 that's what's up

01:02:32.760 hey

01:02:33.260 so uh

01:02:34.780 what's your name?

01:02:35.960 so

01:02:36.120 my name's Hannah

01:02:38.460 how are you?

01:02:39.720 you said what?

01:02:40.280 I mean

01:02:40.500 I'm moving

01:02:41.260 what's your name?

01:02:44.840 sorry

01:02:45.200 I'm very nervous

01:02:45.980 I said Hannah

01:02:46.840 Hannah huh

01:02:48.100 yeah

01:02:50.140 it's spelled forwards

01:02:50.800 and backwards

01:02:51.280 I know

01:02:52.540 isn't that crazy

01:02:53.340 Hannah is spelled

01:02:54.260 forwards and backwards

01:02:55.200 it's crazy

01:02:55.540 yeah

01:02:56.100 crazy

01:02:58.180 what do you like to do?

01:02:59.520 so shit

01:03:00.260 you know

01:03:00.600 I'm a streamer

01:03:01.620 you know what I'm saying

01:03:02.320 I'm a streamer

01:03:03.520 um

01:03:04.000 I uh

01:03:04.880 oh

01:03:05.140 yeah I stream

01:03:06.560 I stream

01:03:07.020 what do you do?

01:03:10.560 um

01:03:10.960 as of right now

01:03:12.160 I work

01:03:13.240 and just chill

01:03:14.580 what do you

01:03:15.120 what do you do

01:03:15.580 what do you do

01:03:15.960 what do you do

01:03:16.360 for work?

01:03:18.860 right now

01:03:19.560 I'm a babysitter

01:03:20.680 I make like

01:03:22.300 $20 an hour

01:03:23.100 that means we can

01:03:23.640 roll play

01:03:24.040 babysitter

01:03:24.900 fucks 0.95

01:03:25.960 and then you can

01:03:26.900 be babysitting me

01:03:27.680 really?

01:03:28.480 yup

01:03:28.800 I mean

01:03:29.740 that's only if you

01:03:30.720 want me to

01:03:31.340 yes

01:03:32.140 I like to play

01:03:36.280 video games

01:03:36.900 I love video games

01:03:37.780 what's your favorite game?

01:03:40.140 my favorite game

01:03:41.120 as of right now

01:03:41.900 is Apex

01:03:42.460 I really love Apex

01:03:43.480 bro

01:03:43.720 is Apex

01:03:44.320 actually a good game

01:03:45.280 though?

01:03:45.600 like

01:03:45.780 it

01:03:47.120 it really is

01:03:48.180 honestly

01:03:48.620 I just got the diamond

01:03:49.700 like

01:03:50.160 it

01:03:50.440 that shit

01:03:51.740 was a grind

01:03:52.480 you know

01:03:54.820 if you want to

01:03:55.260 play sometime

01:03:55.920 we can play

01:03:56.720 let's run it

01:03:57.280 let's do it

01:03:57.760 let's do it

01:03:58.180 let's do it

01:03:58.540 let's do it

01:03:59.260 yeah

01:03:59.640 because games

01:04:00.160 are dry right now

01:04:00.780 listen I'll teach you

01:04:01.720 yeah I need like

01:04:02.200 new games to play

01:04:02.840 I'm down

01:04:03.200 let's do it

01:04:03.920 oh yeah

01:04:06.280 I mean shit

01:04:07.100 I'm serious

01:04:08.380 we can play some Apex

01:04:09.540 I love Apex

01:04:10.520 I'll teach you

01:04:11.000 everything I know

01:04:11.620 let's run it

01:04:12.600 let's do it

01:04:13.120 um

01:04:13.540 alright but look

01:04:14.900 um

01:04:15.380 you know

01:04:15.740 tell me a little bit

01:04:16.260 more about yourself

01:04:17.100 I'm 21 years old

01:04:22.120 um

01:04:22.820 I just graduated college

01:04:24.940 um

01:04:25.560 I got a bachelor's

01:04:27.160 um

01:04:27.700 I'm thinking about

01:04:29.120 going back

01:04:29.760 uh

01:04:30.760 one day

01:04:31.320 hopefully

01:04:31.880 I'm gonna try

01:04:32.640 and raise some money

01:04:33.600 and go back

01:04:35.460 and you know

01:04:36.620 get a degree

01:04:38.320 in computers

01:04:39.480 because I like computers

01:04:41.140 I used to fix them

01:04:42.480 and

01:04:42.820 help teachers out

01:04:44.480 when they needed

01:04:45.040 and I used to

01:04:46.420 um

01:04:47.000 I always break computers too

01:04:49.300 which is really ironic

01:04:50.580 like I used to break them

01:04:52.840 then I would fix them

01:04:54.200 like

01:04:54.480 like

01:04:54.740 if I got like

01:04:55.880 a virus on the computer

01:04:56.760 like from

01:04:57.640 downloading like

01:04:58.480 some crazy game

01:04:59.620 because I love gaming

01:05:00.560 you know

01:05:01.140 gotcha

01:05:01.860 um

01:05:02.300 I would

01:05:03.360 I would like to

01:05:04.100 uh

01:05:04.540 fix it

01:05:05.520 but

01:05:07.080 honestly

01:05:07.840 it just

01:05:08.420 I'm very interested in computers

01:05:09.680 and stuff like that

01:05:10.840 okay

01:05:11.380 okay

01:05:11.800 fire

01:05:12.220 alright bro

01:05:12.840 straight up

01:05:13.520 how many bodies you got

01:05:14.460 how many bodies

01:05:16.840 only three

01:05:17.880 okay

01:05:18.880 okay

01:05:20.880 how many bodies do you got

01:05:21.880 like

01:05:23.300 two

01:05:24.300 do you want to make another

01:05:27.680 yeah let's do it right now

01:05:28.820 come on

01:05:29.800 alright

01:05:31.500 uh

01:05:34.720 we could save that

01:05:38.580 for after the show

01:05:39.280 yeah

01:05:39.500 yeah

01:05:39.880 yeah

01:05:40.460 okay

01:05:41.160 yeah yeah

01:05:41.460 after the show

01:05:41.900 after the show

01:05:42.380 alright

01:05:43.040 okay okay

01:05:43.600 alright

01:05:44.640 alright

01:05:45.180 let's do it

01:05:47.500 alright

01:05:49.100 hold up

01:05:49.900 alright

01:05:50.340 let's head over to the stage

01:05:51.380 and we'll start

01:05:51.800 eliminating some people

01:05:53.080 let's do it sir

01:05:53.840 alright

01:05:56.000 come on

01:05:56.380 bro

01:05:58.700 stop saying

01:05:59.220 Pammy's gonna tweet 0.88

01:06:00.100 bro

01:06:00.340 shut the fuck up 0.92

01:06:01.300 bro

01:06:01.540 what the fuck

01:06:04.900 if you make it to the next round

01:06:09.420 you probably will

01:06:10.200 where do I sit right here

01:06:11.280 here's how this is gonna work

01:06:12.180 you can stand wherever you want

01:06:14.520 probably in front of the stage

01:06:15.480 would be best

01:06:15.880 so you can see everyone

01:06:16.560 alright

01:06:17.380 this is everyone

01:06:18.420 you've been on a date with

01:06:19.380 thus far

01:06:19.780 can you guys hit the

01:06:20.400 suspenseful music please

01:06:21.560 you are gonna go through

01:06:23.200 and eliminate

01:06:23.800 let's see

01:06:24.520 how many do we have

01:06:25.120 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

01:06:27.400 okay let me start over

01:06:28.300 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

01:06:31.500 11, 12, 13, 14, 15

01:06:33.740 holy shit

01:06:34.480 16 people

01:06:35.540 alright

01:06:36.200 we're gonna bring this down to

01:06:38.600 9

01:06:40.920 how much time you got tonight

01:06:42.520 probably

01:06:42.960 probably 9

01:06:43.580 oh also

01:06:44.140 press escape

01:06:45.480 go to your audio

01:06:46.780 and turn off your world music

01:06:48.160 audio's in the bottom

01:06:56.740 and then world 0

01:07:00.380 okay

01:07:00.860 perfect

01:07:01.600 alright

01:07:03.160 so here's how we're gonna do this

01:07:04.600 okay

01:07:04.800 we're gonna do this like

01:07:05.560 suspenseful style

01:07:06.600 you uh

01:07:07.660 you say why

01:07:08.360 you're eliminating the person

01:07:09.740 and then you say their name

01:07:10.780 so you would be like

01:07:11.580 this person I'm eliminating

01:07:13.460 because they

01:07:14.560 are just too big of a hoe 1.00

01:07:16.360 for me

01:07:16.720 I can't handle it

01:07:17.700 right

01:07:17.960 and then uh

01:07:18.940 you would say

01:07:19.360 the name of the person

01:07:20.400 I'm eliminating is

01:07:21.520 and then you would say their name

01:07:22.620 got it

01:07:23.300 got it

01:07:24.000 alright

01:07:25.900 uh

01:07:26.840 if you wanna press

01:07:27.600 ctrl n

01:07:28.280 to turn nameplates on

01:07:29.240 to make it a little bit easier

01:07:30.220 you can

01:07:30.920 ctrl n

01:07:33.480 doesn't

01:07:33.780 oh got it

01:07:34.440 okay

01:07:34.740 got it

01:07:35.320 got it

01:07:35.600 got it

01:07:36.220 okay

01:07:36.480 alright

01:07:37.980 we're gonna eliminate

01:07:39.680 uh

01:07:40.420 let's call it like

01:07:41.520 let's call it 7 people

01:07:42.860 you'll eliminate 7

01:07:43.820 okay

01:07:44.700 um

01:07:45.560 do I start

01:07:46.140 yep

01:07:48.340 alright

01:07:49.640 the first person

01:07:50.280 I'm gonna eliminate

01:07:50.840 is

01:07:51.280 Nefantica

01:07:53.480 okay

01:07:55.900 you already

01:07:56.360 fucked up the

01:07:57.100 the format

01:07:57.800 but that's okay

01:07:58.540 oh

01:07:59.400 what was I supposed to do

01:08:00.480 you say

01:08:02.800 why you're eliminating

01:08:03.620 the person

01:08:04.060 and then you say

01:08:04.820 their name

01:08:05.140 right

01:08:05.300 it's like

01:08:05.600 that suspenseful

01:08:06.340 like game show

01:08:07.120 style

01:08:07.480 I got it

01:08:09.300 I'm leaning Nefantica 1.00

01:08:10.620 sorry

01:08:11.180 I forgot

01:08:11.600 because you're

01:08:12.660 you have tattoos everywhere

01:08:13.780 it's disgusting

01:08:14.560 I don't know

01:08:15.460 uh

01:08:15.800 like

01:08:16.240 I don't know

01:08:16.980 like I'm Jewish

01:08:17.660 listen I'm Jewish

01:08:18.800 it's nothing against tattoos

01:08:19.780 I'm just Jewish

01:08:20.280 I can't

01:08:21.060 you know

01:08:21.480 stop fucking laughing

01:08:22.580 bitch 1.00

01:08:22.880 damn let me talk 1.00

01:08:23.500 um

01:08:24.160 I'm just Jewish

01:08:24.860 right

01:08:25.140 so like

01:08:25.620 I

01:08:26.120 like

01:08:26.680 like

01:08:27.300 I gotta

01:08:27.660 you know what I'm saying

01:08:28.180 like I'm Jewish

01:08:28.900 so like

01:08:29.200 I can't get any tattoos

01:08:30.040 like

01:08:30.360 or I can't get

01:08:30.840 something

01:08:31.420 it's something to do

01:08:32.140 with my religion

01:08:32.720 that's all

01:08:33.140 it's okay

01:08:36.080 Stacy didn't have any time 0.89

01:08:37.340 for you anyways

01:08:38.300 thank you Nef

01:08:40.360 all right

01:08:41.080 next

01:08:42.160 all right

01:08:45.860 I'm gonna eliminate

01:08:46.480 this next person

01:08:47.260 because they

01:08:47.960 harassed me

01:08:49.280 uh

01:08:50.320 and literally

01:08:51.420 tried to do something

01:08:52.340 that I uh

01:08:52.840 was not consentful

01:08:53.860 at all

01:08:54.260 uh

01:08:55.140 without telling me

01:08:55.940 what the fuck it was

01:08:56.760 uh

01:08:57.040 Vincent X

01:08:58.220 what

01:09:01.220 why do you feel bad

01:09:13.140 he's so

01:09:13.620 he's so cute

01:09:14.820 okay

01:09:15.280 um

01:09:16.460 okay

01:09:22.020 um

01:09:24.020 the next person

01:09:25.940 I'm gonna eliminate

01:09:26.500 because

01:09:26.960 they're a fucking 0.98

01:09:28.120 weirdo

01:09:28.540 from the future

01:09:29.100 gullible

01:09:29.680 gullible

01:09:30.620 what

01:09:34.340 all right

01:09:35.560 I'm sorry

01:09:36.140 uh

01:09:36.560 furry from the future

01:09:37.500 the future

01:09:38.020 the future

01:09:41.520 the future

01:09:43.680 the future

01:09:43.740 okay

01:09:47.220 you have uh

01:09:48.720 two more

01:09:50.060 to eliminate

01:09:50.660 I think

01:09:51.240 wait no

01:09:51.620 how many did I say

01:09:52.220 seven

01:09:52.420 you have three more

01:09:53.280 to eliminate

01:09:53.560 I don't know

01:09:53.940 I can't count

01:09:54.460 we'll figure it out

01:09:55.180 three uh

01:09:55.740 next

01:09:56.120 four more rob

01:09:56.880 thanks you're four

01:09:58.560 okay

01:09:59.340 that's

01:09:59.960 okay

01:10:00.360 the next person

01:10:01.280 I'm gonna eliminate

01:10:01.820 is uh

01:10:02.860 the person

01:10:04.400 who

01:10:04.820 ass 0.93

01:10:05.220 you know

01:10:06.000 if I like

01:10:06.600 ass and tits 0.99

01:10:07.360 and

01:10:07.600 you know

01:10:09.460 just wouldn't leave

01:10:09.980 when I said

01:10:10.320 next

01:10:10.800 uh

01:10:11.300 sure four

01:10:11.820 but you said

01:10:14.260 you love me

01:10:14.900 I know I love you

01:10:15.920 but it's just like

01:10:16.580 I don't know

01:10:17.020 I just can't commit

01:10:17.940 man

01:10:18.160 I can't do it

01:10:18.880 I just

01:10:19.200 platonic love

01:10:20.140 I just can't do it

01:10:21.400 I'm sorry

01:10:22.020 what do you mean

01:10:24.580 I just

01:10:25.120 I don't

01:10:25.500 I don't see myself

01:10:26.400 fucking

01:10:26.820 like

01:10:27.320 I don't know

01:10:28.120 but I just

01:10:28.440 don't see myself

01:10:29.040 fucking you 1.00

01:10:29.560 like I don't know

01:10:30.420 I can hire strippers

01:10:34.020 okay

01:10:36.260 the next person

01:10:37.100 I'm

01:10:37.360 sorry

01:10:37.440 sure four

01:10:38.000 love you

01:10:38.520 sure four

01:10:38.900 the next person

01:10:40.000 I'm gonna eliminate

01:10:40.600 it just wouldn't work

01:10:41.680 it just doesn't make sense

01:10:42.880 you know

01:10:43.800 you just

01:10:44.300 you don't fit me

01:10:45.440 uh

01:10:45.820 I know

01:10:46.360 I feel bad

01:10:47.140 but you just

01:10:47.640 it wouldn't work

01:10:48.620 uh

01:10:48.940 gente maxo

01:10:50.620 uh

01:10:53.180 gente maxo

01:10:54.860 the

01:10:56.120 spanish-speaking guy

01:10:57.640 I just met

01:10:58.200 10 minutes ago

01:10:58.980 I'm sorry

01:11:00.160 you've been eliminated

01:11:01.080 uh

01:11:03.260 why

01:11:03.680 uh

01:11:04.620 yes

01:11:05.020 si si

01:11:05.780 uh

01:11:06.620 uh

01:11:08.620 uh

01:11:09.200 I just

01:11:10.560 don't know

01:11:10.860 how to

01:11:11.000 um

01:11:11.620 come on

01:11:15.620 come on

01:11:16.780 bro

01:11:17.180 come on

01:11:18.180 what

01:11:19.220 come on

01:11:20.840 come on bro

01:11:21.880 fame is not good

01:11:23.840 for me

01:11:24.340 it's my

01:11:26.100 it's my opportunity

01:11:27.100 bro

01:11:27.600 I

01:11:29.100 I

01:11:30.100 I

01:11:31.100 I can't

01:11:32.160 I don't know

01:11:33.200 I can bark

01:11:34.100 I can

01:11:34.760 I can

01:11:35.220 I can bark

01:11:37.600 in spanish

01:11:38.260 if you

01:11:38.560 want

01:11:39.260 whoa

01:11:39.720 whoa

01:11:40.340 whoa

01:11:41.120 whoa

01:11:42.340 whoa

01:11:43.120 whoa

01:11:43.540 oh

01:11:45.120 okay

01:11:46.800 okay

01:11:47.300 all right

01:11:49.240 let's pull

01:11:49.620 let's get the

01:11:50.000 fuck off

01:11:50.380 I'm sorry

01:11:51.060 I'm sorry man

01:11:53.100 I'm sorry

01:11:53.640 you gotta go

01:11:54.220 all right

01:11:55.120 all right

01:11:55.960 how many more

01:11:56.600 one or two more

01:12:00.240 how many

01:12:00.720 crumpet

01:12:01.320 how many more

01:12:01.900 uh

01:12:04.360 three

01:12:04.800 three more

01:12:06.700 okay

01:12:07.080 wait

01:12:07.380 are you sure

01:12:08.040 one two three

01:12:08.680 four five

01:12:09.260 six

01:12:09.500 seven

01:12:09.780 two more

01:12:12.180 okay

01:12:14.540 uh

01:12:15.440 this is gonna be

01:12:16.480 kind of hard

01:12:16.820 because you guys

01:12:17.140 all look the same

01:12:17.960 um

01:12:18.600 all right

01:12:19.120 we're gonna start

01:12:20.200 with uh

01:12:20.820 I just need to hear

01:12:21.300 voices

01:12:21.680 uh

01:12:22.680 fill in

01:12:23.120 you there

01:12:23.540 yep

01:12:25.380 talk to me

01:12:27.160 can you remind me

01:12:27.660 what we talked

01:12:28.100 about

01:12:28.680 yeah

01:12:30.940 we were talking

01:12:31.380 about uh

01:12:32.120 going clubbing

01:12:33.140 and then you

01:12:33.440 said you like

01:12:33.820 video games

01:12:34.440 and uh

01:12:35.140 oh I remember

01:12:35.660 you

01:12:35.840 hey uh

01:12:36.340 I'm not gonna

01:12:37.320 lie the next

01:12:37.900 person I'm

01:12:38.160 living in

01:12:38.480 it's because

01:12:38.940 I don't like

01:12:39.500 going to clubs

01:12:40.100 and shit 0.59

01:12:40.580 uh

01:12:41.080 and you play

01:12:42.580 League of Legends

01:12:43.160 uh

01:12:43.480 fill on

01:12:43.800 get the fuck

01:12:44.200 out of here

01:12:44.500 please

01:12:45.180 I'm sorry

01:12:47.420 aphelion

01:12:47.980 it's okay

01:12:49.540 all right

01:12:50.520 next person

01:12:51.100 excuse me

01:12:52.280 just almost choking

01:12:53.360 my own spit

01:12:53.980 uh

01:12:54.660 next person

01:12:55.300 I'm gonna eliminate

01:12:55.900 uh

01:12:56.420 this person here

01:12:57.820 uh

01:12:58.460 let me see

01:12:59.640 right now

01:13:00.460 um

01:13:01.360 let's see

01:13:01.960 let's see

01:13:02.300 let's see

01:13:02.620 let's see

01:13:02.940 let's see

01:13:03.260 let's see

01:13:03.580 let's see

01:13:04.160 um

01:13:04.780 this person

01:13:05.620 uh

01:13:07.020 is not smart

01:13:09.480 at all

01:13:09.840 you know

01:13:10.160 they didn't know

01:13:10.600 how to spell

01:13:10.980 the word

01:13:11.480 uh

01:13:11.840 and they were

01:13:12.140 just

01:13:12.380 you know

01:13:13.540 they just

01:13:13.840 weren't fitting

01:13:14.300 the picture

01:13:14.720 so

01:13:15.060 I

01:13:16.300 I

01:13:16.740 you know

01:13:18.220 who I'm

01:13:18.560 talking about

01:13:18.980 I think

01:13:19.240 it's Nova

01:13:19.780 yep

01:13:22.380 that's me

01:13:23.280 oops

01:13:23.880 I'm sorry

01:13:24.660 Nova

01:13:24.840 can't spell

01:13:25.640 I'm sorry

01:13:26.900 Nova

01:13:27.080 you have

01:13:27.960 spelling is hard

01:13:28.960 yeah

01:13:29.740 I'm sorry

01:13:30.900 uh

01:13:31.500 that's alright

01:13:33.340 pleasure

01:13:34.400 wait wait wait

01:13:35.760 was it Nova

01:13:36.260 hold on

01:13:36.620 was it Nova

01:13:37.080 no that's the wrong one

01:13:38.080 my fault

01:13:38.520 no

01:13:39.360 I did two characters

01:13:40.760 oh

01:13:43.900 but like

01:13:45.500 you eliminate

01:13:46.200 one

01:13:46.540 you eliminate

01:13:46.980 both

01:13:47.480 oh wait

01:13:48.440 is this the

01:13:48.780 cat girl

01:13:49.280 no

01:13:51.780 she

01:13:52.180 she played

01:13:53.300 the dumbass

01:13:53.900 character

01:13:54.240 that you

01:13:54.580 insta eliminated

01:13:55.480 then she asked

01:13:56.080 if she could go

01:13:56.560 again as herself

01:13:57.400 and I said

01:13:59.040 I don't give a

01:13:59.560 fuck

01:13:59.860 whatever

01:14:00.420 oh

01:14:01.240 I see

01:14:02.840 damn

01:14:03.880 um

01:14:05.680 well

01:14:06.560 can I put her

01:14:07.180 back on

01:14:07.580 because

01:14:07.760 L plus ratio 0.87

01:14:08.720 counter

01:14:09.980 oh yeah

01:14:10.440 sure

01:14:10.740 if you want

01:14:11.200 counter

01:14:11.680 okay

01:14:14.580 so she can go

01:14:15.200 back on

01:14:15.540 and then

01:14:15.780 go ahead

01:14:16.240 okay

01:14:16.740 so I'll

01:14:17.220 I'll just

01:14:17.680 take one off

01:14:18.300 um

01:14:19.520 hey

01:14:21.440 hold on

01:14:22.620 boo

01:14:22.820 could you talk

01:14:23.420 yes

01:14:26.560 okay

01:14:28.200 murder

01:14:28.580 crumpet

01:14:29.000 that is

01:14:34.180 crazy

01:14:34.600 okay

01:14:35.080 uh

01:14:35.560 cotton

01:14:36.280 hi

01:14:38.960 jesus

01:14:40.400 okay

01:14:40.760 iron jew 0.97

01:14:42.280 what

01:14:42.620 wait

01:14:43.100 hold on

01:14:43.440 why the fuck

01:14:44.020 is that

01:14:44.300 your name

01:14:44.720 I'm jewish

01:14:47.260 just like you

01:14:48.520 oh god

01:14:49.180 mm-hmm

01:14:51.600 oh god

01:14:52.340 all right

01:14:54.240 um

01:14:54.880 drake

01:14:55.580 rj

01:14:56.020 hi there

01:14:59.300 love

01:14:59.740 it's me

01:15:00.940 aiden

01:15:05.520 also

01:15:05.840 stop hiding

01:15:06.760 over there

01:15:07.360 uh

01:15:07.920 mute aiden

01:15:09.480 or whatever

01:15:10.180 I don't know

01:15:11.000 what to call

01:15:11.380 your comparison

01:15:11.820 lovely

01:15:12.160 date

01:15:12.720 I had

01:15:13.500 a great

01:15:14.020 time

01:15:14.760 yeah

01:15:17.400 uh

01:15:18.400 this next

01:15:19.060 person I'm

01:15:19.620 taking out

01:15:20.160 uh

01:15:21.280 wait

01:15:22.280 wicked

01:15:23.400 no

01:15:24.020 please

01:15:24.920 is a

01:15:26.160 person who

01:15:26.640 called me

01:15:27.100 a cunt 0.98

01:15:27.600 uh

01:15:29.420 drake

01:15:30.160 rj

01:15:30.740 you

01:15:31.560 called me

01:15:32.060 a cunt 0.98

01:15:32.720 man

01:15:33.280 nar

01:15:35.520 nar

01:15:36.140 i'm

01:15:37.880 sorry

01:15:38.300 i like

01:15:38.780 you're

01:15:39.020 you're

01:15:39.700 all really

01:15:40.100 sweet

01:15:40.480 you're

01:15:40.700 all really

01:15:41.080 sweet

01:15:41.580 you're

01:15:42.920 all really

01:15:43.220 really

01:15:43.440 sweet

01:15:43.720 i'm

01:15:45.220 sorry

01:15:45.840 i'm

01:15:46.140 sorry

01:15:46.620 how many

01:15:48.800 more

01:15:48.940 one

01:15:49.080 more

01:15:49.340 uh

01:15:52.020 yeah

01:15:52.160 one

01:15:52.420 more

01:15:52.740 it's

01:16:04.140 it's hard

01:16:04.420 i know

01:16:04.820 it only

01:16:05.220 gets

01:16:05.460 harder

01:16:05.780 okay

01:16:10.440 let's

01:16:11.300 do

01:16:11.440 this

01:16:11.760 oh

01:16:14.360 um

01:16:14.860 i'm

01:16:15.240 looking at

01:16:15.540 your

01:16:15.680 screen

01:16:16.340 you also

01:16:16.840 don't see

01:16:17.500 this one

01:16:18.040 here

01:16:18.300 because they're

01:16:18.740 hiding off

01:16:19.220 to the

01:16:19.480 side

01:16:19.880 oh

01:16:20.680 i remember

01:16:21.400 hey aden do me a favor

01:16:23.380 say what's up

01:16:24.060 okay

01:16:29.680 uh

01:16:30.280 you know what

01:16:30.720 this next person

01:16:31.460 i'm gonna eliminate

01:16:32.040 basically made me

01:16:32.860 sell my soul

01:16:33.440 on a contract

01:16:34.160 uh

01:16:35.380 pink

01:16:37.780 i'm sorry

01:16:43.320 what a shame

01:16:44.220 i was gonna step

01:16:45.260 on you in the next

01:16:45.940 round

01:16:46.400 but that's okay

01:16:47.340 what

01:16:48.060 fuck

01:16:48.760 oh

01:16:49.660 dude

01:16:50.140 come on

01:16:50.760 fuck

01:16:52.960 seriously

01:16:54.140 all right

01:16:57.320 congratulations

01:16:58.220 the rest of you

01:16:58.980 you've made it

01:16:59.520 to the talent

01:17:00.020 show round

01:17:00.680 uh

01:17:01.340 i'm gonna

01:17:01.660 randomize your

01:17:02.480 order really

01:17:02.900 quick

01:17:03.160 and then

01:17:04.080 uh

01:17:04.620 after this

01:17:05.480 it's

01:17:07.440 it's

01:17:07.660 completely

01:17:08.020 randomized

01:17:08.440 you should

01:17:08.900 probably get

01:17:09.360 in full

01:17:09.640 body

01:17:09.960 if you're

01:17:10.220 a dancer

01:17:10.640 so what

01:17:13.220 happens

01:17:13.460 next

01:17:13.920 okay

01:17:15.020 wait

01:17:16.140 i see

01:17:16.840 uh

01:17:18.820 what's up

01:17:20.160 were you

01:17:21.440 were you the one

01:17:22.280 that interacted

01:17:22.840 with

01:17:23.180 izi prime

01:17:24.100 what

01:17:27.000 no

01:17:27.420 oh okay

01:17:29.180 which one

01:17:29.860 was it

01:17:30.160 crumpet

01:17:30.600 i thought

01:17:31.000 it was

01:17:31.220 i

01:17:31.440 hey

01:17:32.100 prime

01:17:33.080 secret

01:17:33.980 chat

01:17:35.840 one of these

01:17:36.120 girls 0.98

01:17:36.300 fuck

01:17:36.560 prime

01:17:36.860 hey

01:17:45.600 beautiful

01:17:46.100 hey

01:17:49.600 you're so

01:17:50.600 cute

01:17:51.320 i like

01:17:54.380 your shoes

01:17:55.040 thanks

01:18:00.200 brother

01:18:00.560 you look

01:18:01.020 you look

01:18:01.040 good

01:18:01.260 even

01:18:01.660 like

01:18:01.860 your

01:18:01.980 hairstyle

01:18:02.300 man

01:18:02.740 pretty cool

01:18:03.680 thanks

01:18:04.320 brother

01:18:04.640 okay

01:18:05.500 here's

01:18:06.360 your order

01:18:06.740 it's gonna be

01:18:08.060 camille

01:18:08.540 nova

01:18:09.680 uzu

01:18:10.420 uzu

01:18:10.480 aiden

01:18:12.620 cotton

01:18:13.940 boo

01:18:14.540 murder

01:18:14.980 crumpet

01:18:15.480 iron

01:18:16.100 icy

01:18:16.580 what do

01:18:17.360 we do

01:18:18.420 got it

01:18:30.160 got it

01:18:31.160 got it

01:18:32.020 let's

01:18:32.140 let's

01:18:32.160 let's

01:18:32.180 let's

01:18:32.200 do

01:18:32.300 you

01:18:33.060 just

01:18:33.240 stand

01:18:33.480 you

01:18:34.100 just

01:18:34.300 stand

01:18:34.460 right

01:18:34.620 here

01:18:34.800 at the

01:18:35.040 tip

01:18:35.460 of

01:18:35.560 the

01:18:35.660 stage

01:18:35.960 you're

01:18:36.360 kind

01:18:36.480 of

01:18:36.580 short

01:18:36.820 i don't

01:18:37.080 know if you have to stand on the stage or not

01:18:38.760 but you should be able to stand here

01:18:40.620 oh i just shit my pants

01:18:41.940 oh my god i keep shit in my pants 0.89

01:18:43.940 yeah

01:18:44.300 yeah

01:18:45.800 okay i'll be right back

01:18:48.160 what's up

01:18:49.740 um can i just go next

01:18:52.260 yeah

01:18:52.740 all right we're ready for the first person

01:18:55.280 sure

01:18:56.740 thank you

01:18:58.060 yeah we'll listen to the first person

01:18:59.200 first person

01:19:01.000 is

01:19:02.120 nova

01:19:02.800 she

01:19:03.620 she's

01:19:04.460 her her voice meter's fucking up so can you go first 0.96

01:19:07.400 okay

01:19:09.260 so

01:19:10.240 uh

01:19:10.640 i don't have a talent i'm not a very talented person but i can bring in the kittens and you

01:19:14.700 can hear them meow if you'd like

01:19:16.160 i want to hear their kittens i want to i want to i want to hear uh the cat meow

01:19:20.160 okay i'm gonna need someone to go ahead of me so i can go get them because i need to wake them up from a nap

01:19:26.480 oh they're sleeping i feel bad

01:19:28.320 they're only three weeks old

01:19:28.860 would you wake them up

01:19:29.900 i can also include pictures if you'd like

01:19:32.260 what kind of pictures

01:19:34.900 it might help

01:19:35.560 pictures of the kittens

01:19:37.960 uh

01:19:38.880 okay so i've had them since they were one day old they were orphaned they were raised on the streets and i've been their full-time mom and they just turned three weeks as of today so they just started walking and they're super cute

01:19:51.880 but

01:19:53.720 but

01:19:53.760 do you want pictures

01:19:55.540 yes

01:19:57.660 tell me where to send them and i'll send you some pictures and i'll get the cats so you can hear them meow

01:20:03.160 uh

01:20:06.080 uh

01:20:06.580 discord i guess

01:20:08.580 yo you want

01:20:09.420 yo you're gonna put me to

01:20:10.480 could you put me to group chat ruffle

01:20:11.860 yeah ruffle

01:20:14.560 i've never added them

01:20:18.240 uh

01:20:19.940 i have to add them to friends

01:20:21.760 probably not

01:20:23.360 oh i did

01:20:23.920 wait are we friends

01:20:25.120 we might be

01:20:25.960 yeah yeah yeah that's fine

01:20:27.060 i'll add it

01:20:27.540 hold on

01:20:27.940 okay i'm gonna drop so many kitten pics

01:20:31.080 it's not even gonna be funny

01:20:32.100 whoa

01:20:33.260 alright nova

01:20:33.740 accept my friend request

01:20:34.820 uh

01:20:35.220 thank you guys so much for coming to open mic night every people

01:20:39.660 yo guys open mic night um thank you guys so much for being here

01:20:45.780 uh

01:20:46.420 yeah i wrote this piece by my bell

01:20:49.860 uh i've been singing for six years

01:20:54.180 i've been playing for two days

01:20:56.820 here we go

01:20:57.840 thank you

01:20:58.560 aw

01:21:01.080 we talk about carom

01:21:20.800 sometimes

01:21:22.520 sometimes

01:21:23.520 yeah

01:21:25.380 sometimes

01:21:34.520 yeah

01:21:37.240 do you have a sound cloud

01:21:39.140 sometimes

01:21:40.020 oh agente i love you

01:21:50.180 you're 60

01:21:51.740 yeah the song is called sometimes yeah

01:21:59.600 thank you guys so much

01:22:01.400 that was my time

01:22:02.340 you guys have been wonderful

01:22:03.460 give it up for yourself

01:22:05.020 you guys are wonderful

01:22:06.180 you guys are wonderful

01:22:07.740 i love you

01:22:08.440 i love you so much

01:22:10.180 all right

01:22:11.620 that

01:22:12.080 actually saved talent

01:22:14.660 actually saved

01:22:15.580 okay

01:22:16.120 i i added you in the group

01:22:18.040 all right let's go to the next talent on the list

01:22:20.760 uzu you're up

01:22:21.740 let's see what you got

01:22:23.020 you got it uzu

01:22:26.400 for my talent i will be showing exactly how strong my cleaning abilities are

01:22:39.500 i just need something to clean

01:22:42.460 ah you

01:22:43.900 perfect

01:22:46.180 what the

01:22:48.640 cleaning mode activated

01:22:51.320 all right

01:22:58.320 yeah i like the part where you cleaned all right

01:23:12.320 you cleaned

01:23:12.920 all right

01:23:14.240 all right

01:23:15.320 uh

01:23:15.800 for a rough talent show tonight

01:23:17.400 rough talent show tonight

01:23:18.640 all right

01:23:19.660 you did amazing

01:23:21.420 next

01:23:25.080 okay uh you're up

01:23:26.500 you're up

01:23:27.840 okay

01:23:28.200 hi

01:23:32.940 um i'm gonna sing

01:23:34.700 i'm still new at it

01:23:36.340 so don't be mean

01:23:38.020 but yeah i hope you enjoy it

01:23:40.000 you got it

01:23:40.900 so what you got

01:23:41.660 why is she actually kind of good

01:23:57.840 what the fuck

01:24:01.260 an angel cried

01:24:03.760 oh she cried

01:24:06.440 an angel cried

01:24:08.260 an angel cried

01:24:10.260 she cried

01:24:12.260 she cried

01:24:14.260 it was all right

01:24:21.260 it was all right

01:24:22.260 yo

01:24:23.260 nice job

01:24:25.980 yo

01:24:27.260 who said that

01:24:28.440 yo

01:24:29.260 i don't know who said that

01:24:31.980 that was wonderful

01:24:33.820 good job

01:24:34.500 thank you

01:24:35.660 i have the kids and i have the pics

01:24:37.460 yeah good shit

01:24:38.140 all right

01:24:38.680 next

01:24:39.020 all right

01:24:39.640 thanks

01:24:40.460 all right

01:24:41.640 aiden you're up

01:24:42.800 you were stunning

01:24:44.920 that was so good

01:24:45.820 thank you

01:24:46.880 thank you

01:24:47.460 thank you

01:24:47.920 are you okay

01:24:48.620 yeah i'm fine

01:24:49.960 i can hear your creatures

01:24:58.460 oh my god

01:25:09.460 i'm actually a professional counter-strike player

01:25:10.980 oh my god

01:25:12.760 and i'm actually also a season one league of legends player

01:25:15.460 but i don't play league of legends

01:25:17.180 what's your talent

01:25:18.260 yes

01:25:18.880 so is your talent

01:25:20.020 i actually don't play league of legends

01:25:21.020 that's what i'm saying

01:25:21.980 shut the fuck up 0.92

01:25:23.960 next

01:25:25.320 next

01:25:27.560 oh is that the black ops 2 song

01:25:38.960 i love black ops 2

01:25:44.560 i'm sorry

01:25:50.900 sorry

01:25:51.820 because she takes so long to start

01:25:54.260 chat

01:25:55.660 it's kind of funny

01:25:56.360 because she's actually dancing irl

01:25:57.920 that's the funniest part

01:25:58.940 what the fuck

01:26:18.540 good ending

01:26:35.260 all right

01:26:35.880 uh

01:26:36.440 khan you're up

01:26:37.240 her dad walked in chat

01:26:38.920 all our dancers

01:26:42.620 took the night off

01:26:43.520 so as you know

01:26:46.600 my talent

01:26:47.980 is to

01:26:48.860 no it's okay

01:26:51.040 you go

01:26:51.360 you go

01:26:51.660 what

01:26:55.580 she's back

01:26:56.240 what the fuck

01:26:57.060 okay

01:26:57.740 yo what the fuck

01:27:01.740 i have no fucking

01:27:04.160 i'm gonna be honest

01:27:04.880 i have no fucking clue 0.53

01:27:06.120 can you please

01:27:10.720 with the cats

01:27:12.040 bro what the fuck

01:27:14.900 i just want their mama 1.00

01:27:16.020 it's almost as if there wasn't a fucking mute mic button

01:27:22.600 my hands are full of cats

01:27:25.940 but sure

01:27:26.500 i'll mute it

01:27:27.220 because you hate

01:27:27.720 killing me

01:27:28.320 so much

01:27:29.280 all right

01:27:33.100 rob's a pussy 1.00

01:27:33.920 i can't see

01:27:35.280 i'm not a pussy hater

01:27:36.400 there's someone doing

01:27:37.040 i think what is a performance

01:27:38.700 i'm not sure what the fuck

01:27:39.960 they're doing

01:27:40.420 but

01:27:41.060 good job

01:27:42.300 didn't you talk about phasmo

01:27:45.040 i think that's a phasmophobia thing

01:27:46.880 next

01:27:48.700 let's go

01:27:49.480 hi

01:27:51.220 sorry

01:27:51.660 sorry

01:27:52.160 sorry

01:27:52.480 there's like an issue there

01:27:53.400 it's okay though

01:27:53.900 um

01:27:54.280 hi

01:27:54.600 as you know

01:27:55.200 my talent

01:27:55.960 is to

01:27:56.500 moan in porn

01:27:58.800 however

01:27:59.320 that's not very twitch safe

01:28:00.520 so if you choose me

01:28:01.540 i guess i'll

01:28:02.120 have to show you

01:28:03.440 okay

01:28:04.900 how's that sound

01:28:06.740 yeah

01:28:07.160 uh

01:28:07.880 we'll see

01:28:08.260 we'll see

01:28:08.760 okay

01:28:09.380 yeah

01:28:10.740 i guess we will

01:28:11.400 okay

01:28:11.800 cool

01:28:12.180 bye

01:28:12.680 can you do any other voice acting

01:28:16.000 what

01:28:18.680 okay

01:28:20.820 bro chat

01:28:22.220 what the fuck

01:28:23.040 why i'm saying do it

01:28:24.080 y'all are so down

01:28:25.160 bad

01:28:26.000 bro

01:28:26.520 bro chat

01:28:28.180 i ain't gonna lie

01:28:28.640 y'all are down

01:28:29.480 horrendous bro

01:28:30.760 okay i'll get the next talent

01:28:32.200 um

01:28:32.860 boo you're up

01:28:34.400 i can't show you

01:28:40.080 my best talent

01:28:41.000 but

01:28:41.360 why not

01:28:42.060 why can't you show it to me

01:28:42.920 why

01:28:43.300 oh because i want frosted too

01:28:46.680 and

01:28:47.200 yeah

01:28:47.800 okay

01:28:51.020 okay

01:28:51.340 all right

01:28:51.680 so this is the song i wrote for you

01:28:53.740 sure

01:28:54.440 i love this song

01:28:59.340 you're gay 0.99

01:29:16.180 what

01:29:17.440 thank you

01:29:18.060 you

01:29:19.060 oh hell no

01:29:26.140 okay

01:29:26.560 the one person

01:29:31.500 who

01:29:31.900 wasn't

01:29:32.760 who isn't even in the dating show

01:29:34.360 is winning the talent show

01:29:35.600 let's just

01:29:36.140 let's just say that right now

01:29:37.280 okay

01:29:37.780 um

01:29:38.720 next up we have

01:29:39.760 murder crumpet

01:29:40.760 please come on down

01:29:42.060 how you doing

01:29:47.840 what's your talent

01:29:48.720 so

01:29:49.200 well

01:29:51.020 i'd like to show you

01:29:52.080 my talent

01:29:53.060 is i'm gonna do

01:29:53.660 your little dance for you

01:29:55.140 but

01:29:55.540 i got something special

01:29:57.140 to make it a little more spicy

01:29:58.440 what you got

01:29:59.220 the second talent is

01:30:00.560 that

01:30:00.820 i'm not just one

01:30:01.980 i'm actually two

01:30:03.840 and

01:30:04.560 if you'll let me

01:30:05.860 then maybe i could

01:30:06.820 split for you

01:30:08.600 do the splits

01:30:09.240 come on

01:30:09.520 do it come on

01:30:11.300 i'll show you in a sec

01:30:12.620 but it's a different kind of split

01:30:13.940 holy fuck

01:30:16.680 come on up

01:30:18.240 me

01:30:18.680 wait me

01:30:21.880 i'm a two for one deal

01:30:32.180 aiden

01:30:32.620 and if you're interested

01:30:33.620 then i think

01:30:35.340 me

01:30:36.060 and myself

01:30:37.220 would like you all

01:30:38.920 to ourselves

01:30:39.620 if that's something

01:30:41.320 that you'd be interested

01:30:42.100 in

01:30:42.560 yes

01:30:43.160 perfect

01:30:45.840 then i guess

01:30:47.480 maybe we could show

01:30:48.240 you a little dance

01:30:49.120 i only see one

01:30:52.640 i only see one

01:30:54.800 i see two

01:30:56.640 press escape

01:30:57.340 press escape

01:30:58.180 and then shift

01:30:58.840 and then there's like

01:30:59.840 an invisible bubble

01:31:00.720 next to crumpet

01:31:01.500 you can click

01:31:02.060 i don't know why

01:31:02.640 it's so unfortunate

01:31:03.680 yeah

01:31:04.320 you might have to

01:31:04.900 open your eye

01:31:05.600 i did it

01:31:13.760 i did it

01:31:14.140 there's like an invisible bubble

01:31:15.660 okay

01:31:16.000 there you go

01:31:16.820 now you should be able to see the bulk of us

01:31:18.140 is that a guy

01:31:24.000 i can't tell

01:31:24.620 what the fuck am i watching bro 0.85

01:31:49.900 no

01:31:53.900 no

01:31:54.500 bro

01:31:55.380 the whole scum

01:31:56.180 is your interest

01:31:56.940 no

01:31:58.060 why does this keep happening

01:32:00.000 i don't know

01:32:02.000 i'll see you soon

01:32:07.880 yeah

01:32:08.900 Aiden, he really got fucked on the talent show today.

01:32:13.980 Why is that?

01:32:17.660 Two of the dancers fucking crashed. 1.00

01:32:20.800 Most of the people who like do the crazy shit aren't even here today.

01:32:24.820 All right.

01:32:27.260 Here we go.

01:32:28.700 Next, we have Iron.

01:32:31.800 Come on down. 0.94

01:32:38.900 All right, what you got for us, Iron?

01:32:47.560 Hey.

01:32:48.000 All right, just give me one second.

01:32:49.500 Let me just take off.

01:32:51.120 Hi.

01:32:51.620 Let me just take off my...

01:32:53.760 Next, this.

01:32:54.760 Chaz, is that a guy or a girl?

01:33:16.800 I think they're setting up.

01:33:19.920 Wait, am I supposed to be seeing two?

01:33:21.140 Am I supposed to be seeing two?

01:33:29.320 Masking you.

01:33:29.960 Two things to be one.

01:33:31.180 One art.

01:33:51.140 Bro, chat, you know that's from Guitar Hero, right?

01:34:16.600 Wait, chat, what Guitar Hero is this from?

01:34:18.320 She's killing this shit. 1.00

01:34:19.300 One art.

01:34:20.440 Another art.

01:34:21.200 She's killing this floor. 1.00

01:34:23.720 One art.

01:34:24.160 One art.

01:34:41.960 One art.

01:34:50.220 What the fuck bro, that's insane

01:34:54.960 That was insane, what the fuck

01:35:05.620 That was insane, what the fuck

01:35:21.040 Now that's some real fucking talent

01:35:22.600 And I like that from our fellow Jew, I'm Jewish too by the way

01:35:25.380 He didn't know that

01:35:25.960 Last but not least we have

01:35:35.080 Icy, come on down 0.99

01:35:36.600 Wait, you don't want to hear the kittens

01:35:41.060 I just fed them

01:35:43.060 They're all pretty really cute

01:35:45.400 Yeah, we hear you

01:35:47.540 So my talent

01:35:51.260 Is dancing

01:35:52.400 But Crazy Mango 0.91

01:35:55.060 Has my music

01:35:56.060 And they're AFK

01:35:57.420 So

01:35:59.040 Yo, I got you, give me the song

01:36:03.000 What song you want

01:36:05.460 What song you want

01:36:07.620 Army

01:36:08.040 Army by Mu

01:36:10.240 They're back, they're back, they're back

01:36:12.980 What the fuck

01:36:13.840 I'll just put a thumbs up

01:36:16.020 Who's got the best talent so far, chat

01:36:17.560 Someone said kitten woman 0.98

01:36:19.380 Shut the fuck up, bro 0.97

01:36:20.260 Chill, bro, chill

01:36:21.140 Who said that, bro

01:36:23.960 Who said that shit 0.95

01:36:24.760 I can't hear anything

01:36:26.840 I'm not bricked up, you weirdo

01:36:33.480 Why is there nothing playing though

01:36:35.640 Bro

01:36:38.100 Here we go

01:36:39.840 Here we go

01:36:41.200 Here we go

01:36:41.840 Check mid talent

01:36:50.400 Mid, mid, mid talent

01:36:51.500 Check mid

01:36:52.240 Mid talent

01:36:53.640 Check mid, mid, mid

01:36:54.620 Say check

01:36:55.100 Mid talent

01:36:55.840 Mirror

01:37:05.520 I can't hear it

01:37:05.640 But finally

01:37:06.820 I love

01:37:07.720 You know I'll come

01:37:10.540 Loan

01:37:11.060 Dim션

01:37:12.580 After

01:37:13.300 Sagat

01:37:14.360 Wish

01:37:15.380 During

01:37:16.940 Check mid

01:37:19.040 Glituation

01:37:19.640 дж

01:37:25.840 There's nothing I won't do

01:37:27.840 Well, it fell me alive

01:37:31.860 And the chaos is rising

01:37:33.600 Leading the joy that I've known

01:37:35.820 And I'm fine

01:37:36.660 So chat, she's really doing this shit IRL

01:37:55.840 That's kind of actually like cool

01:38:02.720 But like, what the fuck

01:38:04.440 Alright, alright chat

01:38:14.420 Say wrap it up

01:38:15.380 Wrap it up then, wrap it up then

01:38:18.040 Should I say wrap it up?

01:38:21.480 Wrap it up then

01:38:22.660 Why y'all so down bad with the gats?

01:38:26.800 Look how horny you guys are saying no

01:38:28.860 What the fuck?

01:38:30.680 Nah, you guys are weird

01:38:32.020 What do you mean?

01:38:52.120 Five killer, you guys are enjoying this shit?

01:38:53.880 Wait, you guys are enjoying this?

01:38:55.640 Yes or no?

01:38:56.000 I'm not finished yet?

01:38:56.800 Oh, hell no

01:38:57.500 Bro, this is weird bro

01:39:08.480 Think about it bro

01:39:09.940 Nice

01:39:25.820 Mm-hmm

01:39:27.740 If you go to war, then I'm going with you 1.00

01:39:32.500 Mm-hmm

01:39:33.560 Pick up my sword, yeah, there's nothing I won't do

01:39:39.060 When you're sounding alive, and the chaos is rising

01:39:44.820 Late in the charge, I'm coming to fight

01:39:47.880 Oh my god

01:39:49.980 Really a whole fucking song, bro

01:39:52.800 Chat, y'all really enjoyed this?

01:39:55.200 Are you guys enjoying this? Yes or no, bro?

01:39:58.320 Yay! 0.99

01:39:59.460 Thank you very much

01:40:00.200 All right

01:40:01.820 Let's get everyone back on the stage

01:40:06.640 You gotta bring this down to four, Aiden, all right?

01:40:10.380 Your four favorites are going to the final round

01:40:12.700 Got it, okay

01:40:13.620 Do I just say which ones I want out?

01:40:17.460 Oh, hold on

01:40:18.080 Yes, Chance

01:40:19.000 Where are you?

01:40:20.020 Where the fuck are you?

01:40:20.760 Can you get someone to dance that can do a flip? 1.00

01:40:22.820 Just one?

01:40:23.700 Everyone fucking sucked

01:40:24.800 Today was terrible and it's embarrassing

01:40:27.280 Wait, where did Philean go?

01:40:28.740 It's like indirectly

01:40:29.680 The only person here who could flip is fucking

01:40:32.480 Is Philean, but she 0.88

01:40:34.320 She got

01:40:34.720 Yo, hold on, hold on, hold on

01:40:35.680 Wait, is that Soda Poppin?

01:40:37.400 I see, just do a flip

01:40:38.840 Yes, that is Chance Soda Poppin'

01:40:41.220 Bro, where the fuck is he at?

01:40:42.800 He's that little creature over there

01:40:47.080 Where did he go?

01:40:48.820 Did he leave?

01:40:49.500 Oh, he came here to say

01:40:50.640 To get someone who can flip in the talent show

01:40:52.840 Okay

01:40:53.260 That's crazy

01:40:54.100 That motherfucker Soda Poppin' 1.00

01:40:55.600 Didn't even say what's up to me

01:40:56.600 And just left

01:40:57.080 That's crazy

01:40:57.640 Oh, good

01:40:58.900 All right

01:40:59.600 With that being said

01:41:00.860 Um

01:41:01.760 Okay

01:41:03.580 Um

01:41:04.820 Get everyone back at the stage

01:41:06.420 I choose three that are gone

01:41:10.040 You are gonna bring this down to four

01:41:13.960 So how many are

01:41:15.040 Okay

01:41:15.360 One, two, three

01:41:17.080 So I choose four that are gone

01:41:17.900 Four leave

01:41:18.980 Four leave

01:41:19.620 Seven, eight

01:41:20.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah

01:41:20.780 Four gone

01:41:21.220 All right

01:41:22.260 Uh, the first person I'm kicking out

01:41:24.160 Is Aiden

01:41:25.800 All right, Aiden

01:41:29.660 I'm sorry

01:41:30.340 You've been eliminated

01:41:31.220 I'm not even here yet

01:41:33.160 You can't vote me out yet

01:41:34.100 What?

01:41:35.720 Okay

01:41:36.040 Okay

01:41:37.240 Now you can vote Aiden out

01:41:38.840 All right, Aiden

01:41:40.040 Goodbye

01:41:40.420 Oh, wait

01:41:41.840 Yeah, you have to eliminate Prime

01:41:43.640 Nova

01:41:43.940 Nova's in the vote too

01:41:45.260 Nova, you good?

01:41:46.580 Am I?

01:41:47.160 I didn't get a talent

01:41:48.120 Because I don't have one

01:41:49.720 Why don't you have a talent?

01:41:52.260 I just

01:41:52.880 Because I have my cats

01:41:54.860 I just fed them though

01:41:56.000 I'll send you some pictures

01:41:57.100 If you want to look at them

01:41:58.380 You sent me pictures of your kitty?

01:42:00.360 One sec, let me see

01:42:01.040 Yeah

01:42:02.540 They're really happy right now

01:42:06.440 That they've been fed

01:42:07.340 But I can't dance or anything

01:42:10.460 So

01:42:11.080 Very nice

01:42:17.600 I'm gathering them

01:42:19.140 Thank you

01:42:20.600 Okay

01:42:23.780 All right

01:42:26.860 Back to eliminating

01:42:27.740 Let's see

01:42:30.420 So you have to eliminate Prime

01:42:34.040 Because Nova's technically still in as well 0.92

01:42:35.980 Okay

01:42:37.200 Real quick

01:42:38.000 Just remind me

01:42:38.760 Camo

01:42:39.340 What was your

01:42:40.160 Talent?

01:42:44.480 I sing

01:42:45.100 That's right

01:42:45.900 You did great by the way

01:42:46.780 I'm keeping you

01:42:47.340 Just letting you know

01:42:47.780 You're getting kept in the final four

01:42:49.120 Iron Drew's getting kept in the final four by the way

01:42:51.560 Okay

01:42:53.140 Thank you

01:42:54.220 Congratulations you too

01:42:55.640 Let's go Iron

01:42:57.360 Murder Crumpet goodbye

01:42:58.660 I'm sorry

01:42:59.380 Later

01:43:03.640 Icy

01:43:05.900 I'm so sorry

01:43:07.180 You did an excellent talent

01:43:08.440 But I have to kick you out as well

01:43:10.400 Thank you Icy

01:43:14.240 Boo what was your talent again?

01:43:17.820 I played a song for you on guitar

01:43:19.920 Oh you called me gay

01:43:23.300 Yeah boo

01:43:24.780 Get the fuck

01:43:25.740 I'm sorry get off

01:43:26.820 All right

01:43:31.880 Um

01:43:33.300 Oozer

01:43:34.680 What was your talent?

01:43:35.500 Sorry

01:43:35.780 Cleaning

01:43:43.160 Okay

01:43:43.540 Keep you

01:43:44.120 Cotton

01:43:44.700 What was your talent?

01:43:50.140 Oh you moan

01:43:51.120 Oh yeah

01:43:51.500 You moan

01:43:51.900 You moan

01:43:52.220 Yeah I know

01:43:53.000 You told me you moan

01:43:53.700 Yep

01:43:54.700 Let's see

01:44:00.380 Fuck

01:44:03.880 I don't know

01:44:04.620 This is really tough

01:44:05.480 I'm gonna be honest

01:44:06.340 Oh my goodness gracious

01:44:10.740 Nova

01:44:14.060 Fuck with you

01:44:14.780 You know

01:44:15.220 You're the one I actually had a real conversation with

01:44:17.300 But

01:44:17.560 The kitty picture is just not it

01:44:21.140 You know

01:44:21.420 I like your

01:44:22.680 No I'm saying your kitty looks nice

01:44:23.840 Okay

01:44:24.280 No your kitty looks nice

01:44:25.580 But like

01:44:26.120 It's just like

01:44:26.960 It's not a talent

01:44:27.800 You know what I'm saying

01:44:28.380 I just don't have a talent

01:44:30.240 I don't dance or anything

01:44:31.660 I know

01:44:32.580 I know

01:44:32.960 I know

01:44:33.280 I'm sorry

01:44:33.800 That's okay

01:44:36.540 I'm really really sorry

01:44:38.620 But

01:44:39.100 All right

01:44:39.600 It was nice talking to you

01:44:40.660 And getting to know you

01:44:41.300 I already eliminated myself

01:44:42.620 It makes you feel better

01:44:43.680 Oh

01:44:44.460 Okay

01:44:44.960 So these are the final four

01:44:46.240 This is the final four

01:44:49.620 All right

01:44:50.140 So here is how the final round is gonna work

01:44:53.060 All four of them are gonna give them one final speech to you from the heart

01:44:57.760 As to why you should choose them over everyone else

01:44:59.820 We're gonna go up by the fireplace up there

01:45:01.800 Whoever loses goes into the fireplace and dies

01:45:05.100 Oh my god

01:45:05.920 And then we are down to one person at the end

01:45:09.140 And then that is the winner

01:45:10.840 Are you ready?

01:45:11.620 I'm ready let's do it

01:45:12.340 Let's do it

01:45:14.580 All right

01:45:14.760 Follow me

01:45:15.200 Let's go

01:45:16.160 What the fuck

01:45:18.460 Bro

01:45:19.720 Y'all put them in L's bro

01:45:20.720 Y'all are weak

01:45:21.260 Nah

01:45:21.560 I ain't gonna lie

01:45:22.040 Chat

01:45:22.360 How deep that are they bro

01:45:24.020 Like y'all are so fucking deep in bro

01:45:25.960 Like bro

01:45:26.960 There's no way y'all are this deep into this bro

01:45:29.560 All right

01:45:30.260 Okay

01:45:30.420 Ladies 0.99

01:45:32.820 I need you to line up and face this way

01:45:34.800 Side by side

01:45:35.800 Aiden

01:45:36.120 You're good right there

01:45:37.200 I'm gonna pick the order that you guys

01:45:39.420 Just face towards Aiden

01:45:41.320 Aiden

01:45:41.600 You can just stand right here in the center

01:45:42.940 And I'm gonna randomize your order

01:45:45.340 Like always

01:45:46.080 Let's just do this really quick

01:45:47.480 Okay

01:45:48.380 So we've got

01:45:48.920 Uzu

01:45:49.300 I mean it's not bad to be deep in bro

01:45:51.460 But like damn bro

01:45:52.480 Y'all know what

01:45:53.500 Randomize

01:45:55.520 Oh y'all

01:45:56.600 Camille, Cotton, Iron, Uzu

01:45:58.200 That's the order for today

01:45:59.300 Okay

01:45:59.500 If you guys need

01:46:00.820 Can you hit the

01:46:01.580 Can you hit that like

01:46:02.460 Emotional

01:46:02.940 Wait sorry

01:46:03.400 What's the order

01:46:03.860 What's the order

01:46:04.320 It's going to be

01:46:07.420 Camille, Cotton, Iron, Uzu

01:46:10.800 Got it

01:46:11.680 Got it

01:46:12.140 Got it

01:46:12.540 Okay

01:46:12.840 If you guys want

01:46:15.300 Emotional

01:46:16.080 Music to play in the background

01:46:18.260 We could

01:46:18.700 Supply that to you

01:46:20.100 Via Roomba

01:46:21.040 If you want

01:46:21.880 Some other music to play

01:46:22.960 While you're talking

01:46:23.560 We could do that as well

01:46:24.520 Are you good Roomba

01:46:25.980 To play music

01:46:26.860 I'll take the silence

01:46:31.040 As a potential

01:46:31.600 Yes

01:46:31.940 I got you

01:46:35.080 I got you

01:46:35.640 Are you sure

01:46:37.900 You got me

01:46:38.340 Dude

01:46:38.480 I really don't think

01:46:39.380 You got me

01:46:39.740 Like I don't know

01:46:40.380 What

01:46:40.560 All right

01:46:41.740 All right

01:46:42.220 Golly

01:46:42.480 Hit them

01:46:42.800 What the fuck

01:46:49.080 I'm fucking crying in the car

01:46:55.580 Right now

01:46:56.120 Oh fuck

01:46:57.380 What the fuck

01:47:00.160 I should stop

01:47:03.820 You drink

01:47:04.280 I'm used to do this

01:47:05.740 For real

01:47:07.260 Like for real

01:47:09.100 You need to stop

01:47:09.940 Stop when you have some fat

01:47:11.160 You're just funny

01:47:11.920 You're just funny

01:47:12.560 I'm just funny

01:47:13.820 I don't get it

01:47:14.940 Make a laugh

01:47:15.840 What are you just playing

01:47:16.540 You did so good that way

01:47:18.060 That was sick

01:47:18.740 That was sick

01:47:19.440 That was fun

01:47:20.160 Thank you

01:47:20.500 Thank you

01:47:21.040 Thank you

01:47:21.080 Tell me

01:47:23.420 Tell me when you're ready

01:47:24.200 Thank you

01:47:26.160 Of course

01:47:27.600 Okay

01:47:27.900 Are you

01:47:28.780 Are you ready Camilla

01:47:29.600 Do you need to

01:47:30.120 Do you want

01:47:30.620 Do you want

01:47:31.020 The emotional

01:47:32.700 Speech music

01:47:33.860 Yes please

01:47:36.140 All right

01:47:37.120 Go ahead

01:47:37.720 You're

01:47:38.880 You're up

01:47:39.520 Pro Chat

01:47:41.140 What the fuck

01:47:41.620 Is this

01:47:41.980 Aiden

01:47:42.240 I had a really fun time

01:47:43.920 With you today

01:47:44.800 And uh

01:47:45.960 I just wanted to say

01:47:46.980 I hope we can

01:47:48.500 Spend some more time together

01:47:50.020 Out of the

01:47:51.760 The many fantasies

01:47:52.740 That I've had today

01:47:53.500 With you in it

01:47:54.580 Uh

01:47:55.060 One stood out to me

01:47:55.860 The most

01:47:56.440 I imagined us

01:47:58.320 Venturing out

01:47:59.300 Into the world

01:48:00.020 To try all the crazy things

01:48:01.900 And uh

01:48:03.460 And at the end of the day

01:48:04.780 We could like

01:48:05.560 Cozy up by the fire

01:48:06.800 And uh

01:48:08.460 Maybe we can try out

01:48:10.140 Those positions

01:48:10.700 We talked about earlier

01:48:11.880 Okay

01:48:14.320 Yeah

01:48:15.000 And that's it

01:48:16.380 Thank you

01:48:17.060 All right

01:48:20.060 Uh next

01:48:21.500 Is 0.88

01:48:21.920 Cotton

01:48:22.260 Cotton

01:48:22.580 You want to keep

01:48:23.160 Corny

01:48:24.800 Uh music

01:48:25.840 Yeah

01:48:26.660 Go ahead

01:48:27.620 Let's keep it going

01:48:28.220 Anyways hi

01:48:28.920 Uh it was very nice

01:48:29.840 To actually get to talk to you

01:48:30.840 Um I feel like we had

01:48:32.420 A really good time

01:48:33.120 We clicked

01:48:33.600 You know

01:48:34.020 Uh we both really like

01:48:35.260 Finding Nemo

01:48:35.880 I'd love to watch that

01:48:36.760 With you

01:48:37.080 Um and

01:48:38.200 One thing I just

01:48:39.640 Genuinely wanted to say

01:48:40.760 Was that I really appreciate

01:48:41.920 How you actually

01:48:42.780 Give back to your community

01:48:43.840 You don't let

01:48:44.660 All the stuff that you're

01:48:46.260 Given

01:48:46.920 Kind of corrupt your heart

01:48:48.200 And so I really appreciate

01:48:49.580 You being a genuine person

01:48:50.600 Uh

01:48:51.160 Thank you for having

01:48:52.440 A conversation

01:48:52.860 Oh I like this one

01:48:53.800 And it was very nice

01:48:54.780 Talking to you

01:48:55.360 Thank you

01:48:55.920 Ooh

01:48:58.020 Okay uh next up

01:49:00.400 Is going to be

01:49:01.100 Iron

01:49:01.580 And I had such a fun time

01:49:06.100 What the f

01:49:06.640 This is a

01:49:07.660 Oh

01:49:08.720 I can tell that you also

01:49:10.160 Like the same music

01:49:11.280 That you know

01:49:12.000 That I like to produce

01:49:13.180 As

01:49:13.520 You know

01:49:14.700 Maybe one day

01:49:15.820 I can sit on your lap

01:49:17.800 While I'm producing

01:49:18.660 I'm showing you all

01:49:19.540 Nice awesome beats

01:49:21.080 That I'm making

01:49:21.700 Or I'm just playing

01:49:23.160 The guitar for you

01:49:23.860 Maybe you're having

01:49:24.460 A bad day

01:49:25.060 And I can

01:49:26.720 Settle

01:49:27.260 All that for you

01:49:28.200 And

01:49:29.220 Hey

01:49:30.000 Who knows

01:49:31.120 Maybe we can just

01:49:32.460 Make out by the fireplace

01:49:33.800 If you ever wanted to

01:49:35.080 And

01:49:36.880 I think we really click

01:49:38.700 On both levels

01:49:39.720 I really enjoyed it

01:49:41.840 I heard click twice

01:49:42.780 And I heard

01:49:43.840 I heard that twice

01:49:45.360 Bro

01:49:46.340 What the

01:49:47.700 Fuck

01:49:48.320 Chat

01:49:48.580 And then last but not least

01:49:50.240 Uzi you're up

01:49:51.020 It

01:49:51.280 I

01:49:51.980 Goodness

01:49:53.020 I'm a little nervous

01:49:54.240 What

01:49:54.620 Whoa

01:49:55.160 But Aiden

01:49:56.040 I had such a good time

01:49:58.680 With you in our booth

01:49:59.740 You told me about

01:50:01.580 The planets

01:50:02.220 And

01:50:02.760 Other life

01:50:04.100 How you're working

01:50:04.940 With Elon

01:50:05.360 And

01:50:05.740 I just hope that

01:50:08.700 Maybe

01:50:09.460 If things play out right

01:50:12.300 I can

01:50:13.080 Be your wife 0.65

01:50:14.720 Take care of you

01:50:16.180 I just met you

01:50:16.680 Look clean

01:50:17.460 Whatever you need

01:50:18.360 Someone you can confide in

01:50:20.680 If you have me

01:50:22.760 Alright

01:50:26.360 So what

01:50:27.660 Yeah

01:50:28.400 It's a suspenseful music

01:50:29.800 Now you eliminate them

01:50:31.240 One by one

01:50:31.660 Whoever you eliminate

01:50:32.240 Goes into the fire

01:50:33.340 And dies

01:50:34.120 Alright

01:50:35.080 Can I substitute

01:50:36.460 Can I substitute

01:50:37.840 Substitute

01:50:40.480 I eliminated one

01:50:41.280 I wanna bring her back 1.00

01:50:42.260 And I wanna

01:50:42.680 Like

01:50:44.960 Kick one out

01:50:46.560 Who do you wanna bring back

01:50:50.460 Nova

01:50:51.480 What

01:50:53.880 Bro you're

01:50:54.400 Okay

01:50:54.780 You're double dipping bro

01:50:56.080 Are you double dipping right now

01:50:57.700 Shut up cock 1.00

01:50:58.840 You're double dipping live Robert

01:51:00.320 I'm sorry

01:51:00.980 He's double dipping live

01:51:02.360 Wait

01:51:02.560 No this has never happened before

01:51:04.200 You don't double dip

01:51:05.320 Wait you can't double dip

01:51:06.360 Wait

01:51:06.900 No

01:51:07.200 No

01:51:08.360 You can't double dip

01:51:09.060 El cock

01:51:09.620 El cock

01:51:10.820 El cock

01:51:12.340 El cock

01:51:13.180 Are you listening to yourself

01:51:15.240 I mean you are cock

01:51:17.460 Get in the fucking fire

01:51:20.920 We're about to have some fucking

01:51:22.640 Fucking fire

01:51:23.140 Bro put the fucking cock in the fire 0.99

01:51:25.080 Cock get in the fucking fire 1.00

01:51:27.140 Nah nah nah

01:51:27.760 Nah I'm not getting

01:51:29.140 Ruffle

01:51:30.620 I want him in the fucking fire

01:51:31.860 I literally got

01:51:33.060 I literally got

01:51:33.940 Are peeing right now

01:51:34.700 I don't take damage

01:51:35.780 Um

01:51:36.380 So

01:51:36.820 He doesn't take damage

01:51:39.100 I don't know what to do

01:51:39.980 Use the gun

01:51:43.700 Use the fucking gun bro

01:51:45.800 Um

01:51:46.420 Actually

01:51:46.980 He's got her peeing

01:51:48.320 I can't fucking

01:51:49.000 Make him Thanksgiving dinner

01:51:52.240 Eat him like fucking

01:51:53.980 Chick-fil-a

01:51:55.080 Bro don't 0.96

01:51:56.040 I mean

01:51:56.580 Yeah

01:51:57.100 If you wanna

01:51:57.680 If

01:51:58.380 If you wanna bring

01:51:59.540 If you wanna bring her back in

01:52:01.220 It's your show dude

01:52:02.640 You can do that

01:52:03.820 Are you sure you wanna do that

01:52:05.880 This guy's double dipping live

01:52:08.580 Yes

01:52:09.440 This guy's actually double dipping live

01:52:11.720 No

01:52:12.880 Okay you still have to

01:52:14.680 Yeah

01:52:16.780 Soda poppin is not happy with you

01:52:20.420 Hold on a second

01:52:21.180 Uh oh

01:52:23.140 Alright chance

01:52:24.060 Do you wanna come in

01:52:24.960 Go ahead

01:52:26.060 Alright chance

01:52:28.560 Is requesting off me

01:52:29.660 I don't know

01:52:30.600 He's requesting off me

01:52:31.620 Wait wait wait

01:52:32.520 Someone hit the suspenseful music

01:52:33.700 It's getting intense now

01:52:34.780 Oh you're right

01:52:35.860 Yeah hit the suspenseful music

01:52:37.100 Okay

01:52:39.100 Aiden

01:52:39.900 Just call chance poor

01:52:41.100 When he gets here

01:52:41.800 Why

01:52:43.000 You can call chance poor

01:52:44.640 When he gets here

01:52:45.160 Cause it will offend you

01:52:46.260 Just call him poor

01:52:47.800 When he gets here

01:52:48.760 Oh

01:52:49.660 He's

01:52:50.260 He's

01:52:50.600 He's coming

01:52:51.300 Alright

01:52:51.600 We'll wait for Soda to get here

01:52:53.360 And uh

01:52:54.400 As an administrative

01:52:55.580 Uh owner of the bar

01:52:57.060 Like a partial owner of the bar

01:52:58.740 Based off nothing

01:52:59.720 He will uh

01:53:01.220 Make some decisions as well

01:53:02.540 Whether or not we can allow this

01:53:03.820 Rob do you even know

01:53:05.700 Who's going to do this

01:53:06.300 You're not double dipping

01:53:08.060 I've been watching this entire fucking time

01:53:10.160 You are not gonna

01:53:11.020 Wait what is that

01:53:11.600 A monkey

01:53:12.000 Wait what is that

01:53:12.700 That's awesome

01:53:13.460 Shut the fuck up 0.92

01:53:14.960 Shut the fuck up 0.92

01:53:16.100 Alright

01:53:16.520 You eliminated Nova

01:53:17.980 You did it

01:53:18.800 Then you looked over at your chat

01:53:20.080 You thought

01:53:20.440 Oh fuck

01:53:21.080 Oh man

01:53:21.580 I made an L

01:53:22.420 An oopsie

01:53:23.120 No

01:53:23.540 You can't go back on it

01:53:25.000 You can fucking talk to her later 1.00

01:53:26.600 But you're ruining

01:53:27.340 The show

01:53:28.480 As a viewer

01:53:29.320 I'm pissed

01:53:30.320 She's not in

01:53:31.500 You can't bring her back

01:53:33.120 You fucked up

01:53:34.840 Live with this

01:53:35.740 Alright

01:53:39.140 Well

01:53:39.760 Fine

01:53:40.900 You're gonna take that

01:53:43.080 You're gonna take that

01:53:44.540 You're gonna take that

01:53:47.000 From the little monkey man

01:53:48.160 Yo

01:53:49.000 Yo

01:53:51.860 Yo

01:53:52.180 Now I don't give a fuck

01:53:54.260 I'm still gonna swap her out 1.00

01:53:55.300 I don't give a fuck

01:53:55.980 I want to swap Nova in 0.99

01:53:58.280 Who are you swapping out

01:54:01.680 Nova for Iron Jew 1.00

01:54:05.260 Iron

01:54:07.760 You have been eliminated

01:54:10.080 I'm sorry

01:54:11.000 You do have to go into the fire

01:54:12.700 And die

01:54:13.560 That's insane

01:54:15.140 Bye

01:54:16.300 Wait what really?

01:54:18.140 Bye

01:54:18.540 Oh my god

01:54:19.060 I don't know what I said

01:54:19.720 To my back

01:54:20.300 Okay

01:54:23.560 You did this

01:54:24.260 I've never made it this far before

01:54:26.020 Alright Nova

01:54:26.780 Let me hear your response

01:54:27.840 You know

01:54:28.460 To try to basically get me to

01:54:29.740 You know

01:54:30.280 Keep you

01:54:30.600 Go ahead

01:54:30.960 Hit the emotional music

01:54:33.880 Okay well I don't have one

01:54:34.580 But

01:54:34.940 I'm gonna be on

01:54:35.860 Oh yeah

01:54:36.180 We need the music

01:54:37.060 Bro chat

01:54:38.040 Don't be weird about burning

01:54:38.960 Georgia chat

01:54:39.680 Stop bro

01:54:40.560 I don't really have one

01:54:41.780 Cause I thought it was eliminated

01:54:43.460 But I thought we clicked really well too

01:54:45.780 And you're

01:54:46.480 Almost my age

01:54:47.880 You know

01:54:48.460 I

01:54:48.700 Bro chat

01:54:50.560 Okay

01:54:50.900 Yeah

01:54:51.560 I don't

01:54:51.920 I'm a little bit nervous right now

01:54:53.660 I didn't expect this

01:54:54.720 I'm sorry

01:54:55.380 Wow

01:54:57.380 I ain't gonna lie

01:54:58.600 She just sold 1.00

01:54:59.180 I'm sold bro

01:54:59.880 I'm sure we could talk

01:55:00.860 Have a good time

01:55:01.660 Iron died for this

01:55:02.800 Iron died for this

01:55:03.960 Oh my god

01:55:04.440 I didn't mean this to happen

01:55:06.020 I was just bottle feeding the cats

01:55:08.460 And I was like

01:55:08.960 I gotta go

01:55:09.660 But

01:55:10.000 You know

01:55:10.860 Honestly

01:55:11.300 I'm ready to get swapped in

01:55:12.560 You brought the crazy cat lady back in 1.00

01:55:15.220 I just want you to know that

01:55:16.340 Honestly

01:55:16.720 I'm ready to get swapped in

01:55:18.240 Tag me in coach

01:55:19.320 Nova

01:55:19.840 All you gotta do

01:55:20.480 Is just give me some type of response

01:55:21.660 Man

01:55:21.840 I wanted to keep you

01:55:22.440 But Nova

01:55:22.720 I'm sorry

01:55:23.100 I have to eliminate you

01:55:23.940 That's okay

01:55:26.240 Okay Nova

01:55:26.820 Congratulations

01:55:27.520 You've been trying to get a move

01:55:30.060 Wait what

01:55:31.480 RPN RPN RPN RPN

01:55:33.060 I just beat it

01:55:35.600 Alright

01:55:36.360 Oh my god

01:55:37.660 And then there were three

01:55:38.880 Very painful

01:55:39.980 Iron died for that

01:55:41.760 Alright

01:55:42.320 Fuck

01:55:43.700 What the

01:55:44.540 Iron chew

01:55:45.520 I died for this

01:55:47.020 I died for this

01:55:48.680 Fuck

01:55:49.520 Thumbs up iron

01:55:50.820 Thumbs up

01:55:51.420 Get the guitar in hell baby 0.65

01:55:52.720 Alright

01:55:53.240 Alright

01:55:53.680 And then there were three

01:55:55.120 Miss

01:55:55.940 K

01:55:56.240 Alright

01:55:57.540 Camille

01:55:58.500 I liked your answer

01:55:59.380 But it just wasn't like

01:56:00.280 Strong

01:56:00.700 I didn't hit home from you

01:56:01.680 Camille

01:56:02.340 Unfortunately

01:56:02.880 You have to be

01:56:04.480 Burnt

01:56:05.040 Alright

01:56:06.900 Catch you later

01:56:08.620 And then there were two

01:56:16.300 And then there were two

01:56:17.080 Okay

01:56:19.500 Now listen

01:56:21.500 Both you guys were really really great

01:56:24.040 But there's one of you guys that just kicked it off more with their response

01:56:26.740 Uzu

01:56:28.320 I'm sorry

01:56:29.000 But I have to eliminate you

01:56:30.060 What did I do wrong

01:56:34.220 Your response just was

01:56:35.660 Mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid mid 0.69

01:56:37.400 I don't give a fuck about those knocking

01:56:41.220 Did you just fucking kick me a bit

01:56:43.620 Hold on

01:56:43.900 Give me the fucking gun

01:56:44.640 Give me the fucking gun

01:56:46.620 Get in the fire quick 0.71

01:56:47.460 She's dead

01:56:50.100 She's dead

01:56:51.340 She's dead

01:56:51.880 She went in the fire

01:56:52.500 Alright

01:56:53.060 Alright

01:56:54.240 Congratulations

01:56:55.440 You win

01:56:56.760 Kiss

01:57:02.040 Kiss

01:57:02.600 Kiss

01:57:03.200 Kiss

01:57:03.700 Kiss

01:57:04.320 Do I

01:57:06.020 Hi baby

01:57:06.960 Oh

01:57:07.360 Oh my god

01:57:10.760 Yeah

01:57:10.940 Harder

01:57:11.480 Sorry

01:57:11.780 Sorry

01:57:12.280 I'm sorry

01:57:12.660 What did you say

01:57:22.000 No what did you say

01:57:22.740 I said what did you say

01:57:26.220 That's what I said

01:57:27.040 I was just saying you're the winner

01:57:27.840 Congratulations

01:57:28.440 You know what I'm saying

01:57:29.240 You and I kicked it along great

01:57:31.100 You know what I'm saying

01:57:31.540 I fucked with the response

01:57:32.480 I fucked with everything

01:57:33.120 Yeah we did

01:57:33.380 Yup

01:57:33.900 So I appreciate you

01:57:35.680 Fucks with you

01:57:36.520 I appreciate you

01:57:37.600 Thank you

01:57:38.180 Thanks for coming on

01:57:39.300 Thank you

01:57:39.840 Oh my god I can't wait

01:57:40.820 He loves you

01:57:41.880 Um

01:57:43.280 Like it's gonna be

01:57:44.440 5,000

01:57:45.180 It's at zero right now

01:57:46.360 But we don't talk about

01:57:47.140 Don't talk about

01:57:48.900 Is that true

01:57:51.180 What

01:57:52.080 Thank you

01:57:52.780 Did you say

01:57:54.960 I love you to him

01:57:55.620 5 times

01:57:56.260 Who

01:57:56.860 He did

01:57:58.040 Oh no

01:57:58.360 Oh shoot

01:57:59.980 To him

01:58:00.760 Did you actually do that

01:58:02.300 Uh

01:58:04.120 Yeah

01:58:05.120 Hey that's okay

01:58:07.340 That's kind of hot

01:58:07.980 It's okay

01:58:08.480 You're into that

01:58:09.920 Yeah right babe

01:58:11.140 Yeah I'm into that

01:58:12.100 It's okay

01:58:12.380 Okay fire

01:58:13.220 I'm into you

01:58:14.360 Yeah

01:58:15.040 Alright fire

01:58:16.020 Wait this is perfect

01:58:17.260 We already did

01:58:17.980 You missed it

01:58:18.900 Hold on I'm talking about

01:58:19.900 The other two

01:58:20.480 You can just have sex with her 0.99

01:58:22.020 Oh let's do it

01:58:24.020 I'm down with it

01:58:25.480 Yeah okay let's go

01:58:26.420 Yeah

01:58:26.820 Sounds like really good actually

01:58:28.940 Yay happy ending

01:58:30.420 Do you wanna go watch

01:58:31.560 Finding Nemo

01:58:32.180 Yeah and go

01:58:33.840 You know

01:58:34.340 Do other shit

01:58:34.940 Okay

01:58:35.740 Yeah

01:58:36.740 Yeah

01:58:37.100 Yeah like what

01:58:38.020 You know

01:58:39.300 Do we have to do this

01:58:40.100 In front of everybody

01:58:40.640 Is this what happens

01:58:41.480 So what happens now

01:58:43.580 Nah nah nah

01:58:44.240 You guys can go to the bathroom

01:58:45.200 Yeah you're done

01:58:46.380 Oh really

01:58:46.820 I hope you had fun

01:58:47.680 It was great

01:58:48.800 Thank you for having me sir

01:58:49.700 Oh my god

01:58:51.240 Thank you for coming man

01:58:52.500 I really had fun

01:58:54.240 If you ever wanna see

01:58:55.020 If you ever wanna see

01:58:56.160 A non-streamed VR event

01:58:57.960 Just let me know

01:58:58.860 Is it different

01:58:59.580 You're one more degenerate

01:59:00.360 Is it different

01:59:00.980 It's very different

01:59:02.540 Yes yes yes yes

01:59:03.440 The last time

01:59:04.080 Lakari came 1.00

01:59:04.800 He came three times

01:59:06.360 What

01:59:07.020 Lakari actually came 0.98

01:59:08.200 I don't know

01:59:08.900 He came

01:59:10.200 Alright well

01:59:10.660 Thank you guys

01:59:11.380 He came here

01:59:13.560 Thank you

01:59:13.920 Thank you Aiden

01:59:14.520 I hope you had fun

01:59:15.260 Thank you

01:59:15.620 Later

01:59:17.460 What the fuck

01:59:19.300 Was that bro

Adin Live - April 08, 2022

Adin gets FREAKY during VR Chat Date..

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