Adin Live - November 09, 2021


Adin Reacts to JiDion Is Thou Girlfriend Single？


Episode Stats

Length

18 minutes

Words per Minute

195.11884

Word Count

3,571

Sentence Count

469

Misogynist Sentences

82

Hate Speech Sentences

13


Summary

In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the are at the Renaissance Festival in Florence, Italy. They talk about their first time at the fair and how they feel about the food, the music, the art, and everything in between.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You're the most beautiful lady in the land.
00:00:02.000 Well, I'm not a lady, but I am beautiful.
00:00:03.300 Oh, my bad. He slash him pronouns?
00:00:04.700 They them.
00:00:05.300 Thank you for asking.
00:00:06.300 Nice.
00:00:07.800 I'm peen slash is.
00:00:09.200 Nice.
00:00:19.200 All right, y'all.
00:00:19.700 So we're over here at the Renaissance right now.
00:00:21.300 I've never been to a Renaissance fair.
00:00:22.900 I've always wanted to go.
00:00:24.000 My parents never took me to one.
00:00:25.100 And our school would never take us here.
00:00:26.900 But for some reason, they would always take us
00:00:28.400 to like the Civil War exhibit.
00:00:29.800 I wonder why.
00:00:30.500 But yeah, man, this is going to be like me
00:00:32.000 unleashing my inner child.
00:00:33.600 Drove the car here, bro.
00:00:34.700 We literally rode on horseback.
00:00:36.500 We're that accurate.
00:00:37.300 Do you use a TikTok app?
00:00:38.400 Huh?
00:00:38.900 Bro.
00:00:41.200 Oh, my gosh, bro.
00:00:42.100 I swear.
00:00:42.800 I'm done.
00:00:43.300 I'm deleting my TikTok after that.
00:00:44.700 Oh, my God.
00:00:45.400 I hate y'all.
00:00:46.000 I thought I could serve it.
00:00:46.600 Where can I find the king's castle?
00:00:48.500 Are you looking for the king's feast, my lord?
00:00:50.600 What the fuck?
00:00:51.100 I'm looking for the king's wife.
00:00:51.600 Wait, what's in her hair?
00:00:52.400 My mistress.
00:00:53.100 What, pray tell, is she shopping for
00:00:55.200 that you have to go and find her?
00:00:56.700 Oh, it's what she's going to be shopping for me,
00:00:59.400 if you know what I mean.
00:01:00.200 Wink, wink.
00:01:00.700 Oh, yes, my lord.
00:01:01.800 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:01:04.400 This is bad.
00:01:05.600 Feels like I'm back in the good old days.
00:01:11.200 Bro, break it down, bro.
00:01:12.000 Break it down.
00:01:12.800 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
00:01:15.200 Stay 30, 30.
00:01:16.600 Give me a dollar.
00:01:21.000 What's good?
00:01:21.800 Give me a dollar.
00:01:23.800 Just take out the DaBaby at the end and make it.
00:01:25.600 Give me a dollar.
00:01:27.100 Everybody just cashes me a dollar.
00:01:28.800 Can I get a bite?
00:01:32.100 What is that?
00:01:36.200 Damn, that's a good eye turkey leg.
00:01:37.300 Officer!
00:01:37.800 I don't want to be that guy, but like,
00:01:39.200 I just feel like you're not like,
00:01:40.200 really like expressing what this whole festival is about.
00:01:42.800 Me?
00:01:43.600 Yeah.
00:01:44.100 Why you say that?
00:01:44.900 Because like, you got a Glock when you should have a musket.
00:01:47.700 Right.
00:01:48.300 So like, you can just like, like, unequip real quick
00:01:50.200 and go in your class setup and get a musket, like.
00:01:52.700 Yo, this dude is really funny as fuck.
00:01:54.700 Why am I saying 80 question marks?
00:01:57.300 Carson Wentz?
00:01:58.300 I don't know who that is.
00:01:59.200 He's a scrub.
00:02:00.000 Is the baby about to perform?
00:02:01.200 Kirk!
00:02:02.600 Hey, Brody.
00:02:03.200 When did the baby go medieval?
00:02:05.700 Is this like his new album rollout?
00:02:09.100 I'm so nervous.
00:02:10.000 The baby hasn't performed in like six months.
00:02:13.200 What the fuck?
00:02:15.200 What is she saying?
00:02:16.100 Turn on subtitles.
00:02:20.200 Bro, you can't switch over mid-game.
00:02:22.000 We're team England over here.
00:02:25.100 Hey, can you guys like, be quiet?
00:02:27.100 Like, everybody else is, like, no one else is yelling.
00:02:29.100 Not about it.
00:02:30.100 You guys are the only people yelling here.
00:02:31.600 Let's go!
00:02:32.600 Let's go!
00:02:34.100 Let's go!
00:02:35.100 Move!
00:02:36.100 Move!
00:02:37.100 Move!
00:02:38.100 Let's go!
00:02:40.100 Move!
00:02:42.100 Move!
00:02:43.100 Move!
00:02:44.100 Move!
00:02:49.100 Let's go!
00:02:50.100 Let's go!
00:02:51.100 Let's go, England!
00:02:52.100 Move!
00:02:54.100 Move!
00:02:55.100 Move!
00:02:56.100 Move!
00:02:57.100 Move!
00:02:58.100 Move!
00:02:59.100 Finish him!
00:03:00.100 Cut his head!
00:03:03.100 Let's go!
00:03:08.100 Give him up!
00:03:09.100 No!
00:03:09.600 No!
00:03:10.600 No!
00:03:11.600 No!
00:03:13.600 No!
00:03:14.600 He was a stimpak!
00:03:15.600 Hey, get off the fence.
00:03:17.600 Oh.
00:03:18.600 Thanks.
00:03:19.100 I'm sorry.
00:03:19.600 Can you tell England, like, I'm like his biggest fan?
00:03:21.600 No!
00:03:22.100 I'm not a group here or nothing, but like, I would do things to England if you know what
00:03:25.100 I mean.
00:03:26.100 When is Sir Thomas coming?
00:03:27.100 Sir Thomas!
00:03:28.100 Thank you, sir.
00:03:29.100 I love Sir Thomas.
00:03:30.100 Thank you, sir.
00:03:31.100 You changed my life.
00:03:32.100 I'm glad I have.
00:03:33.100 How so, sir?
00:03:34.100 The way you fight out there.
00:03:35.100 He did cheat upon me, the Spaniard.
00:03:38.100 What the fuck?
00:03:39.100 Guys, well, my words exactly, but you said it better.
00:03:42.100 Fuck that nigga.
00:03:43.100 Well, I don't know that I would say that.
00:03:45.100 Fuck that nigga.
00:03:46.100 He's a Spaniard.
00:03:47.100 You would've won that.
00:03:48.100 He's a Spaniard.
00:03:49.100 You would've won that.
00:03:50.100 I just backed up Sir Thomas.
00:03:51.100 I'm never gonna wash this hand, bro.
00:03:53.100 I'm never gonna wash this hand.
00:03:55.100 Did you guys see Sir Thomas?
00:03:56.100 Yeah, we saw.
00:03:57.100 He fucking Billy Rupp that dude, bro.
00:03:59.100 I've never seen anything like it.
00:04:01.100 I like your shirt.
00:04:02.100 Oh, for real?
00:04:03.100 Yes.
00:04:04.100 It's the newest hottest drip on the market.
00:04:05.100 You and Jason?
00:04:06.100 No, I'm a porn hubber.
00:04:08.100 So what happens if I hit it?
00:04:10.100 You win a prize?
00:04:11.100 Do I get the king's wife?
00:04:12.100 You do not.
00:04:13.100 Oh.
00:04:14.100 Unless she says yes.
00:04:15.100 Oh, she'll definitely say yes.
00:04:19.100 Can I get one more?
00:04:20.100 Expose this kid?
00:04:22.100 Celery told me to expose this kid.
00:04:24.100 Okay.
00:04:25.100 His name is SnoopyH1122.
00:04:31.100 Let's see what he says, Celery.
00:04:33.100 Love watching other content.
00:04:35.100 L stream.
00:04:36.100 Why are you moving?
00:04:37.100 Flip spawn in SND because your connection is bad.
00:04:40.100 Bro, dumb idiot shit stream.
00:04:42.100 Is that all you care about?
00:04:44.100 GTA cunt.
00:04:46.100 So dumb.
00:04:47.100 Is that all you care about?
00:04:49.100 No, it's weird.
00:04:50.100 You know what, Snoopy?
00:04:51.100 You're right, bro.
00:04:52.100 You do have a point, though.
00:04:54.100 Damn.
00:04:55.100 Come on, guys.
00:04:56.100 Give me your energy.
00:04:57.100 I need y'all.
00:04:58.100 This is for the king's wife.
00:04:59.100 I bet you I can make that shit all the way go to the top.
00:05:20.100 It's not...
00:05:21.100 Actually, let me teach you guys a little trick about that shit.
00:05:24.100 If you were ever at a carnival and doing this shit, whatever, like the smacking bar
00:05:27.100 thing, whatever, you gotta smack it, put it all on your hips, bro.
00:05:31.100 When does the brothel open?
00:05:33.100 When does what?
00:05:34.100 The brothel.
00:05:35.100 What the fuck?
00:05:36.100 I'm not sure.
00:05:37.100 I've been working overtime, so I'm trying to throw my coins.
00:05:39.100 I mean, maybe Kat would know.
00:05:41.100 Meow!
00:05:42.100 Meow!
00:05:43.100 I just gotta go to her.
00:05:46.100 Kat?
00:05:47.100 Hey, I was wondering, when does the brothel open?
00:05:49.100 Wait, what?
00:05:50.100 The brothel.
00:05:51.100 You're adorable.
00:05:52.100 I'm not trying to throw my coins.
00:05:54.100 You're trying to make it hailed?
00:05:55.100 Yeah.
00:05:56.100 You already know what's up.
00:05:57.100 Is it because I'm dressed like this?
00:05:58.100 Look at you.
00:05:59.100 Why not ask me first?
00:06:00.100 What?
00:06:01.100 Nothing.
00:06:03.100 Whoa.
00:06:05.100 I don't think we have yes daddy ringtones in the medieval times, if you know what I
00:06:08.100 mean, Kat.
00:06:09.100 What the fuck?
00:06:10.100 That's a big meow meow.
00:06:11.100 Hey.
00:06:13.100 You know, every queen needs a king.
00:06:16.100 You think I can cop your messenger pigeon?
00:06:18.100 If you know what I mean?
00:06:21.100 I guess she's not a queen.
00:06:22.100 I guess she's not a queen.
00:06:23.100 That girl just rejected me.
00:06:24.100 That girl just rejected me.
00:06:25.100 That girl just rejected you.
00:06:26.100 Yeah.
00:06:27.100 I asked for a messenger pigeon and she said no.
00:06:29.100 I'm not a bad looking dude, am I?
00:06:31.100 No.
00:06:32.100 Like, I would say on a scale from like 1 to 10, I'm a solid like 9.5.
00:06:35.100 I don't know about a 9.5.
00:06:36.100 Oh, you're right.
00:06:37.100 I'm being generous on myself.
00:06:38.100 I'm a solid 10.
00:06:39.100 Damn.
00:06:40.100 I told her like every queen needs a king, but I guess she's not a queen and she doesn't
00:06:43.100 want me, you know?
00:06:44.100 I'm a ruler of my own kingdom and I've got princesses.
00:06:47.100 Oh, so you're playing single player?
00:06:48.100 Yeah, I'm playing single player.
00:06:49.100 Oh, wow.
00:06:50.100 Nah, I like to play co-op.
00:06:52.100 How much is that helmet right there?
00:06:54.100 That's all leather.
00:06:55.100 I want that.
00:06:56.100 Can I try it on?
00:06:57.100 Yeah, I'm not gonna lie.
00:06:58.100 I think I need this.
00:06:59.100 How much VC is it?
00:07:00.100 What's that?
00:07:01.100 How much VC is it?
00:07:02.100 What's VC?
00:07:03.100 Oh, my bad.
00:07:04.100 Pounds.
00:07:05.100 Pounds?
00:07:06.100 Yeah, how many pounds?
00:07:07.100 500.
00:07:08.100 Yeah.
00:07:09.100 I'm gonna just see you at the brothel.
00:07:11.100 Say hello, Ryan.
00:07:12.100 Hi, Ryan.
00:07:13.100 How are you?
00:07:14.100 Wait, chat.
00:07:15.100 What's a brothel?
00:07:16.100 You ready, kids?
00:07:17.100 Yes, ma'am.
00:07:18.100 Aye, aye, captain.
00:07:19.100 I can't hear you.
00:07:21.100 Aye, aye, captain.
00:07:23.100 Oh, who lives in a box at the back of the ship?
00:07:27.100 Captain Barney.
00:07:29.100 That's a SpongeBob intro.
00:07:31.100 You know, we're gonna have fun, right?
00:07:33.100 That's copyright infringement.
00:07:34.100 Okay.
00:07:35.100 Guess what?
00:07:36.100 My friend, you are gonna be my star pupil the rest of this show.
00:07:40.100 No way.
00:07:41.100 So, what's your name, mate?
00:07:43.100 DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:07:44.100 What?
00:07:45.100 DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:07:46.100 DeMarcus.
00:07:47.100 Cousins.
00:07:48.100 Yes, the third.
00:07:49.100 The third.
00:07:50.100 DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:07:51.100 That's me.
00:07:52.100 Let's all give DeMarcus Cousins III a round of applause.
00:07:54.100 Come on, everyone.
00:07:55.100 That's all right.
00:07:56.100 Are we all ready to make some noise?
00:07:58.100 Say aye.
00:07:59.100 Aye.
00:08:00.100 Can we be loud?
00:08:01.100 Say aye.
00:08:02.100 Aye.
00:08:03.100 Would you like to hear it, everyone?
00:08:04.100 I've got Marty and Robbie.
00:08:05.100 Woo!
00:08:06.100 Woo!
00:08:07.100 Woo!
00:08:08.100 Woo!
00:08:09.100 Woo!
00:08:10.100 There you go, DeMarcus.
00:08:11.100 Woo!
00:08:12.100 Thank you very much.
00:08:13.100 Woo!
00:08:14.100 Woo!
00:08:15.100 Thank you, Captain!
00:08:16.100 We have the Captain's Pearl necklace.
00:08:18.100 Woo!
00:08:19.100 Woo!
00:08:20.100 Woo!
00:08:21.100 Woo!
00:08:22.100 Woo!
00:08:23.100 Woo!
00:08:24.100 Woo!
00:08:25.100 Woo!
00:08:26.100 DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:08:27.100 Come on up.
00:08:28.100 Woo!
00:08:29.100 Woo!
00:08:30.100 How much was the bid?
00:08:31.100 500.
00:08:32.100 All right.
00:08:33.100 How would you like to pay for that?
00:08:34.100 I got the balloons.
00:08:35.100 I have to be careful how I say whip it out.
00:08:38.100 Bro.
00:08:39.100 What?
00:08:46.100 What?
00:08:47.100 Yo!
00:08:48.100 I'll do whatever you want.
00:08:49.100 DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:08:50.100 We will negotiate that later.
00:08:51.100 Meet me at the brothel.
00:08:52.100 I'm down.
00:08:53.100 Why do I have a feeling it's not the first time he's said that before?
00:08:54.100 You remember when I told you you were going to be the star of my show?
00:08:55.100 Yes, sir.
00:08:56.100 Yeah, it just happened.
00:08:57.100 DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:08:58.100 DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:08:59.100 Yeah, it just happened.
00:09:00.100 DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:09:01.100 Hey!
00:09:02.100 That's fucked.
00:09:03.100 Should we give it to him for free today?
00:09:04.100 Hey!
00:09:05.100 DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:09:06.100 You get it for free.
00:09:07.100 Come on.
00:09:08.100 Give him a round of applause, everyone.
00:09:09.100 Come on.
00:09:10.100 Are we ready for more?
00:09:11.100 DeMarcus Cousins III?
00:09:12.100 Yeah.
00:09:13.100 DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:09:14.100 Hey!
00:09:15.100 Hey!
00:09:16.100 Hey!
00:09:17.100 Hey!
00:09:18.100 Hey!
00:09:19.100 Hey!
00:09:20.100 Hey!
00:09:21.100 Hey!
00:09:22.100 Hey!
00:09:23.100 Hey!
00:09:24.100 Hey!
00:09:25.100 Hey!
00:09:26.100 Hey!
00:09:27.100 Hey!
00:09:28.100 Hey!
00:09:29.100 Hey!
00:09:30.100 Hey!
00:09:31.100 Hey!
00:09:32.100 I've got one bill right here.
00:09:33.100 I've got DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:09:34.100 You're gonna go one bill, right?
00:09:35.100 Yes, sir.
00:09:36.100 I've got one bill right there.
00:09:37.100 I need 110.
00:09:38.100 I've got 110.
00:09:39.100 I've got 120.
00:09:40.100 I've got 130.
00:09:41.100 I need 140.
00:09:42.100 200!
00:09:43.100 I've got 200.
00:09:44.100 I've got 210 in back.
00:09:45.100 Now I need 220.
00:09:46.100 Should I go 280?
00:09:47.100 I want 280.
00:09:48.100 I've got 280 right there.
00:09:49.100 Do you want to go 290?
00:09:50.100 300!
00:09:51.100 DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:09:52.100 Do you want to do 310?
00:09:53.100 I've got 300 in back.
00:09:54.100 He's gonna take it.
00:09:55.100 I'm gonna bid once.
00:09:56.100 I'm gonna bid twice.
00:09:57.100 I want it!
00:09:58.100 No!
00:09:59.100 No!
00:10:00.100 No!
00:10:01.100 No!
00:10:02.100 DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:10:03.100 I am so very sorry for you.
00:10:05.100 Let's all give DeMarcus a round of applause.
00:10:07.100 Come on!
00:10:08.100 His bands were bigger than mine.
00:10:09.100 His pockets run longer.
00:10:10.100 You see, if you guys buy more merch, I would've been able to get it!
00:10:13.100 Shep2DL.com, so this atrocity never happens again.
00:10:16.100 I really want to know what these niggas are thinking about me.
00:10:19.100 So what the fuck is this?
00:10:20.100 That's for the brothel tonight.
00:10:21.100 Captain wanted to know if there was anything he could do to make you happy.
00:10:24.100 You know, she walked off a little upset.
00:10:26.100 Um, if I could just meet the captain, that would make my day.
00:10:28.100 You can meet the captain as soon as he's done with all that.
00:10:30.100 I don't know why you guys get such a bad rep.
00:10:32.100 Ever since I watched Pirates of the Caribbean, I knew you guys were the good guys.
00:10:34.100 What the fuck?
00:10:36.100 At 4.30 it ends.
00:10:37.100 4.30?
00:10:38.100 Yeah.
00:10:39.100 I'll be back.
00:10:40.100 Alright.
00:10:41.100 Thank you.
00:10:42.100 Sure thing.
00:10:43.100 Not a problem at all.
00:10:44.100 Thank you.
00:10:45.100 Sure thing.
00:10:46.100 He knows to bring you back over there, by the way.
00:10:47.100 Thank you.
00:10:48.100 You're welcome.
00:10:49.100 Bro, all these people are genuinely so fucking nice and he's just fucking with them.
00:10:53.100 It's really funny, actually.
00:10:55.100 Like...
00:10:56.100 We'll see you in a little bit.
00:10:57.100 Thank you.
00:11:00.100 Thank you.
00:11:02.100 Thank you.
00:11:04.100 Thank you.
00:11:05.100 Thank you.
00:11:08.100 Thank you.
00:11:09.100 Ooh, hey.
00:11:10.100 How you doing?
00:11:11.100 Hey.
00:11:12.100 What's going on over here?
00:11:13.100 We make all of these dragons by hand out of leather.
00:11:15.100 Like, did you guys kill the Ender Dragon?
00:11:17.100 Say again?
00:11:18.100 Did you guys kill the Ender Dragon?
00:11:19.100 Um, not by ourselves, no.
00:11:21.100 It was a group effort.
00:11:22.100 I mean, the only way you can kill it by yourself is if you speed run it.
00:11:24.100 But, I mean, I'm not gonna lie, like, I think you're the most beautiful lady in the land.
00:11:27.100 Well, I'm not a lady, but I am beautiful.
00:11:29.100 Oh, my bad.
00:11:30.100 He slash him pronouns?
00:11:31.100 They them.
00:11:32.100 Thank you for asking.
00:11:33.100 Hey.
00:11:34.100 I'm peeing slash is.
00:11:35.100 Nice.
00:11:36.100 Is it cool if I copy your, like, messenger pigeon?
00:11:38.100 Say again?
00:11:39.100 Is it cool if I copy your messenger pigeon?
00:11:40.100 Messenger pigeon?
00:11:41.100 Yeah.
00:11:42.100 I don't have a messenger pigeon.
00:11:43.100 Oh.
00:11:44.100 What's that?
00:11:45.100 Oh, I don't do messages.
00:11:48.100 Oh, damn.
00:11:49.100 So how am I supposed to write you?
00:11:50.100 Well, you could use a pen and paper and just throw it into the ether.
00:11:53.100 Oh, so you'll get it on the other side of the portal?
00:11:55.100 Yeah.
00:11:56.100 What's your portal number?
00:11:57.100 Seven.
00:11:58.100 Seven?
00:11:59.100 Okay, I'm portal number 69.
00:12:00.100 I think it's time for you to go.
00:12:02.100 Oh, I gotta dip out?
00:12:04.100 Oh, I was just trying to use Wriz.
00:12:06.100 No, I think it's time for you to go.
00:12:08.100 Oh.
00:12:09.100 Okay.
00:12:10.100 Well, I'ma bounce.
00:12:11.100 But, like, you know, just watch out for your portal.
00:12:13.100 You'll get a message soon.
00:12:15.100 Are you trying to duel, Brody?
00:12:16.100 No, you should go.
00:12:18.100 If you're down to duel, like, I'm probably gonna lose, but, like, I'm down.
00:12:21.100 What are you gonna do?
00:12:22.100 Okay.
00:12:23.100 Yeah, just don't a little dirt me.
00:12:25.100 You know where the brothel is?
00:12:27.100 Yeah.
00:12:28.100 Try and get my freak on.
00:12:29.100 There's a place called Call of Booty where they play naked Jinko.
00:12:32.100 Call of Booty?
00:12:33.100 Yes.
00:12:34.100 Oh, shit.
00:12:35.100 It's really freaky.
00:12:36.100 And the only way you're getting kicked out of there is if you get too drunk and start getting
00:12:39.100 really handsy.
00:12:40.100 I'm not gonna get drunk, but I will get handsy.
00:12:41.100 I'm gonna go check it out.
00:12:42.100 Thank you.
00:12:43.100 Free sword fight.
00:12:45.100 Sword fight?
00:12:46.100 Free.
00:12:47.100 Free?
00:12:48.100 Do I get to go against the little kids?
00:12:49.100 No.
00:12:50.100 Oh, fuck.
00:12:51.100 Bro, get a head shot.
00:12:52.100 No head shots.
00:12:53.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:12:54.100 No head shots.
00:12:55.100 No.
00:12:56.100 Yeah.
00:12:57.100 If you don't get caught.
00:12:58.100 So who am I going against?
00:12:59.100 I'm going against you?
00:13:00.100 Oh, let's go.
00:13:01.100 I don't hold back, you know?
00:13:02.100 Cool, I don't either.
00:13:03.100 Ah!
00:13:04.100 Ah!
00:13:05.100 Ah!
00:13:06.100 Shit!
00:13:07.100 Ah!
00:13:08.100 Stop!
00:13:09.100 That's so hard.
00:13:10.100 You can just let her ray rice me?
00:13:11.100 Guys, I didn't let her win.
00:13:12.100 It was just that, I didn't have my...
00:13:13.100 Whoa!
00:13:14.100 That's all.
00:13:15.100 Little baby?
00:13:16.100 Yeah.
00:13:17.100 Can I get a pic?
00:13:18.100 Yeah, come on, let's go for it.
00:13:19.100 Come and put that pussy on me.
00:13:20.100 I'm...
00:13:21.100 Oh, shit, bro.
00:13:22.100 You hard as fuck, bro.
00:13:23.100 What you guys doing?
00:13:24.100 Oh, we're doing Pornhub right now.
00:13:25.100 Who?
00:13:26.100 Pornhub.
00:13:27.100 Oh, fuck.
00:13:28.100 Don't put me on a Pornhub, would you?
00:13:29.100 You got some hot ladies?
00:13:30.100 Huh?
00:13:31.100 No, dudes.
00:13:32.100 Ah, fuck.
00:13:33.100 It's Cousin The Third.
00:13:34.100 How are you, sir?
00:13:35.100 Good.
00:13:36.100 Thank you for having so much fun at our auction.
00:13:37.100 Captain said he wanted to meet me.
00:13:38.100 Uh, Captain is not here.
00:13:39.100 Follow the first date.
00:13:40.100 Who took me the captain?
00:13:41.100 You guys motivated me so much.
00:13:42.100 Like, literally, right when I leave from here, I'm going to go over to Somalia and I'm going
00:13:45.100 to become a Somalian pirate.
00:13:46.100 Those aren't the fun pirates.
00:13:48.100 Guys, this is the biggest moment of my life.
00:13:50.100 This is bigger than Lizzo.
00:13:51.100 This is bigger.
00:13:52.100 No pun intended.
00:13:53.100 Yes, sir.
00:13:55.100 You were having so much fun.
00:13:57.100 We were laughing and you walked away.
00:13:59.100 I didn't want you being upset and...
00:14:01.100 I just got bummed out because his pockets were longer than mine.
00:14:04.100 But if you would have stayed and talked to me, I could have helped you out.
00:14:08.100 You're just such a busy man.
00:14:09.100 Like, why would a man of your status want to mess with me?
00:14:11.100 Brother, let me ask you a question.
00:14:12.100 Why would you want to mess with me?
00:14:13.100 I don't know you.
00:14:14.100 You don't know me.
00:14:15.100 We're not an even keel, brother.
00:14:16.100 I come here for the people.
00:14:18.100 I come here to me.
00:14:19.100 Bro, these guys are so nice, bro.
00:14:21.100 W pirate in the chat.
00:14:23.100 On God, though.
00:14:24.100 Like, dude, these guys are so fucking nice.
00:14:26.100 Bro, I would like to live here, like, type shit.
00:14:28.100 Like, on God.
00:14:29.100 I wish the whole world was like this.
00:14:30.100 What the fuck?
00:14:31.100 Make a difference in some...
00:14:33.100 What if I were to make my own, like, world like this?
00:14:37.100 Where we all, like, reenact medieval times and like...
00:14:40.100 Like, either you're like a mage or like a wizard or like a witch or like a...
00:14:45.100 Like a mage or a pirate or some shit.
00:14:55.100 But like, you guys get what I'm saying?
00:14:58.100 A little way so that things are better than before I got here, okay?
00:15:02.100 So, when you show up and you bless me by being a part of my show,
00:15:06.100 I feel like I owe it to you to give back where I can and how I can.
00:15:09.100 Which is why my guy came and he found you.
00:15:11.100 He found me.
00:15:12.100 Right.
00:15:13.100 Because I was watching where you were walking away
00:15:14.100 because I didn't want you walking away disappointed.
00:15:16.100 I didn't want you walking away saying the pirate's treasure auction made you unhappy.
00:15:19.100 Can you give me a couple quick pics for the gram?
00:15:21.100 Yeah, sure.
00:15:23.100 The time you pointed at me and acknowledged my existence, you made it right.
00:15:27.100 No one's ever done that before.
00:15:28.100 Really?
00:15:29.100 Nobody.
00:15:30.100 Dude, you are such a, like, presence.
00:15:32.100 You're out there, like, jumping and being just you.
00:15:36.100 I mean, you're...
00:15:37.100 I'm DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:15:39.100 I know.
00:15:40.100 But DeMarcus Cousins III was so vibrant.
00:15:43.100 How can nobody ever acknowledge that?
00:15:45.100 Maybe you just didn't see it.
00:15:46.100 Maybe you didn't know it.
00:15:47.100 They were in the auction telling me you did not notice DeMarcus Cousins III.
00:15:51.100 Straight up, when you walked up, this shit wasn't the same.
00:15:54.100 Sometimes I feel like the invisible man without his bandages on, you know?
00:15:57.100 No one can see me, but I can see everybody.
00:15:59.100 And I try to interact and reach out, but no one's giving it back because I still see shadows in my room.
00:16:04.100 And I can't take back the love that I gave you.
00:16:06.100 I don't want you to ever walk away from an interaction with me with less love than you gave me.
00:16:12.100 Because I promised you, at the beginning of the show, you were going to be my center of attention, right?
00:16:16.100 Mm-hmm.
00:16:17.100 Well, you left me hanging, didn't you?
00:16:18.100 I blue balled you.
00:16:19.100 Fuck.
00:16:20.100 I didn't say you blue balled me.
00:16:21.100 I said you left me hanging.
00:16:22.100 I would never do that.
00:16:23.100 You left my show.
00:16:24.100 I did.
00:16:25.100 You were my center of attention.
00:16:26.100 How could I finish without my DeMarcus, without my DeMarcus Cousins III?
00:16:29.100 You were a blast.
00:16:31.100 Like, if I could bring you in every day and have you just be a part of the show so that we could banter and tease, I would love it.
00:16:38.100 If you need me to be part of the crew, I'll leave 4PL right now.
00:16:42.100 I'll say what, how far away do you live?
00:16:44.100 I live like an hour away.
00:16:45.100 Do you work on the weekends?
00:16:47.100 I'm a SoundCloud rapper, so I'm free.
00:16:49.100 If I give you my card, can you keep in touch with me?
00:16:51.100 Yes, sir.
00:16:52.100 Would you mind writing?
00:16:53.100 Yo, this dude is so nice.
00:16:54.100 Can I be part of the crew?
00:16:55.100 That's what I want to talk to you about.
00:16:56.100 Bro, they should fuck.
00:16:57.100 Like, straight up, they should have sex.
00:16:59.100 During the week.
00:17:00.100 I got a couple of people.
00:17:01.100 We're making some changes today, so I might just have a spot open up.
00:17:04.100 And I want-
00:17:05.100 Bro, his shirt is funny as fuck.
00:17:07.100 Only from the crowd and the people and situation, I'd like to talk to you about it and see if we can come up with something.
00:17:14.100 Is that something you'd be willing to do?
00:17:16.100 Yes, yes.
00:17:17.100 I would love to.
00:17:18.100 If I'm the janitor, I would clean the deck better than anybody out there.
00:17:21.100 You have too much spirit to be the janitor.
00:17:22.100 I'm down to do anything.
00:17:23.100 Can I ask one thing?
00:17:24.100 Yes, sir.
00:17:25.100 And not that I generally mind, but the gentleman recording.
00:17:28.100 Can we go off camera for a minute?
00:17:29.100 Yeah, step outside, bro.
00:17:31.100 I don't care.
00:17:32.100 I mean, I'm not telling you anything for the purpose of the camera that I wouldn't tell you off camera.
00:17:35.100 But when we start talking business and things like that, that's typically a private, you know what I mean?
00:17:40.100 I'd like that between us.
00:17:41.100 Guys, I'm a pirate now.
00:17:42.100 It's official.
00:17:43.100 They gave me a job application and everything.
00:17:44.100 What?
00:17:45.100 I know I've done some more than this shitty-ass YouTube shit, bro.
00:17:47.100 Like, fuck YouTube.
00:17:48.100 I'm a pirate.
00:17:49.100 I'm a pirate!
00:17:50.100 I'm a pirate!
00:17:51.100 I'm a pirate!
00:17:52.100 I'm a pirate!
00:17:53.100 I don't see you on YouTube, bro.
00:17:54.100 Nah, I'm Demarcus Cousins III.
00:17:56.100 Nah, bro, you trippin', bro.
00:17:58.100 Nah, you trippin', bro.
00:17:59.100 Arrgh!
00:18:00.100 Arrgh!
00:18:01.100 Arrgh, you, baby!
00:18:02.100 Give me your booty!
00:18:03.100 Like, not like that, though.
00:18:04.100 Like, your money.
00:18:06.100 Alright, man.
00:18:07.100 I hope you guys enjoyed the video.
00:18:08.100 If you did, be sure to hit that like button, subscribe, and share.
00:18:10.100 Guys, this is literally the second time on video that I've gotten a job without even trying.
00:18:14.100 So, if you boys don't got a job yet, you need to step up.
00:18:16.100 Nah, this dude is funny as fuck, bro.
00:18:17.100 Oh God, he is.