Adin Reacts to Jidion meeting the Worst “Professional” Rawdogger!
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Summary
On this episode of the pod, the boys talk about polo g's trip to the airport, brody's new baby, and brody s new role as a professional raw dogger. The boys also talk about brody and his new baby boy xavier.
Transcript
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we're going to that party so here we're going to leave him right here
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because you can't just leave a kid on someone's doorstep
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you can't just leave a kid on someone's doorstep
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hey officer i know you're not allowed to smoke on the plane and stuff
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but since polo g just posted me on his story you think i could just like roll
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he's hard of hearing okay wait chat do you guys still have to wear um
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do you have to wear masks in the airport chat or nah
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i know i'm a hall of fame troll and everything you can't believe anything i say
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but literally when i tell you that polo g actually reposted me on his instagram story
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yo guys polo g literally just reposted me on his snapchat story
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polo g yeah polo g that's me i just got done listening to the fucking polo g rap star bro
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but like i don't know why that shit was just hidden bro but fuck polo g for making me cry bro
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i know i'm crying but like you know men cry you know
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oh just hang up on her just let her know that you're with a celebrity
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that no i'm not saying it because i don't want to be weird
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so basically i was streaming right and you guys are probably thinking like bro i thought you got banned from twitch
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i'm still banned on twitch but now i stream on my second channel jadeon premium which you guys should go subscribe to right now
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we're almost at a milli and literally i was just streaming and i saw this thing where
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it was this kid and it said i'm a professional raw dogger and it was that tv channel called tlc
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and it's some show called unexpected where like teenage kids that like have kids unexpectedly
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but they have the film crew like come record them and stuff like that
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and in the clip that i had saw brody was over here talking about how he's a professional raw dogger
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i have this sort of thing where i don't like condoms and i don't use them
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and he basically gave me like a big shout out on national tv
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i'm gonna come deck out your kid with some cool gifts and stuff like that
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i'm gonna get him $10,000 for his college scholarship whenever he turns 18 man
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it's probably like the most wholesome video i'll ever do in my life
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so literally don't expect anything like this good ever again
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because we're gonna be right back on our menace stuff the next video
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all right boys we're like five minutes away from his house right now
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i'm gonna make sure you're a professional raw dogger
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about them having the kid early and everything like that
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you know i love my boy xavier and stuff like that
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but the objective of being a professional raw dogger is
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i'm probably the first ever black person he's ever seen
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am i like the first black person he's ever seen
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before you had xavier how long would you say you were a professional raw dogger for
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so you went on like a good little stretch but then you slept up
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i'm gonna have to demote you to amateur raw dogger status
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wait can you check if you're private chat because you plan b or no
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is there any like toy stores or like baby stores around here
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like i want to get you guys so stacked up on diapers and bottles and formula and everything
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we are kind of struggling but like tv show helps
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even though like it was kind of a joke whenever i saw you on the show and everything like that
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like i got to looking at your ig and i could really tell like how much you guys care for them and stuff like that
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what's coat hanger method what the fuck does that mean
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stop what does that mean bro what the fuck does that mean
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which at what state does this guy live in this guy right here with the uh the beanie
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i was deployed when my girl just came back like
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after nine months and then she was like i'm pregnant
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like sometimes i heard like the sperm is delayed
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i heard like it was like a little like game room in there
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you can act shy all you want on camera but you know
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every girl out raw dog after this is not trying to tap me now because they're gonna see how good of a dad i am
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bro what happened to your basket i didn't travel all the way out here just to get one basket
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go get another basket oh we're in the baby section but yeah for real go get another basket like right now
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everybody's gonna be mad they're gonna be like bro he's telling you to get another basket and you won't get it
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actually mama bear you stay with me let amateur raw dog go do it
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man i'm over here offering to buy them literally whatever they want and they're being modest he telling them to stop being modest and think of the child
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nah nah nah he's built different i'm gonna get him the small legos
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thank you bro i can't think of anything else you guys are being boring and not picking out stuff
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that's what it is bro i ain't gonna lie it's their energy bro that's what it is bro
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nah chat it's not jideon it's their energy do you guys get what i'm saying like
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because jideon has bangers it's it's like these people's energy you get what i'm saying
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i should have wrote a script out i thought i didn't have to you know what i'm down to do a prank
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kind of just putting it y'all um can i use my black lives matter discount
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and then we just pretend like we like leaving him there
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what is that fucking symbol you guys are spamming
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he just all right bitch i won't say a word then
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bro i can put some molly on his pacifier and he won't make us i promise he won't make a peep
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we're going to that party so here we're gonna leave him right here
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because you can't just leave a kid on someone's doorstep
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bro he likes you already look he's making noises
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hey man i appreciate you bro i'll slide you a 20
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bro you're probably gonna slip up and have a kid soon anyway
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let's get i don't know why but i'm picking this one right here
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could you can we just leave him here like real quick
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and they'd rather have like a full thing going on over at
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and we just wanted to go full same with him tonight
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i know we bought a bunch of stuff and everything but i got one more big gift for y'all
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you know what still feel like i can't trust you so i got you this you know
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at least feel like i haven't talked in three minutes y'all i'm still spamming it bro
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fuck off so i'm gonna be giving him ten thousand dollars
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bro i look like my chat is like xqc's chat bro seriously stop being fucking weird bro
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motherfucker xqc can't even fucking look at his chat without seeing a bunch of fucking
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omega lols tongues and fucking open ass mouths and shit bro
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like bro i'm not doing this bro i'm not i will literally quit stream bro
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all right bro what is it gonna take for you guys to stop spamming bro
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i don't even smoke weed if i feel how i'm next to you babe
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yeah i can't believe bro i saw my soda this shit bro i ain't can't cap
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wait in like three minutes you gotta show that big state logo
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i'm gonna keep it above bro it's probably a hacker bro
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me and come we're playing innocent call of duty black ops too
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and we just start watching gay porn forcefully bro
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like we want to shoot niggas bodies up and shit
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motherfucker pulled you out at your seat and put you in his