Adin Ross Acts SUS Around His BARBER...
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Summary
Amos, Josh, Fade, and Fade are on a mission to save the world. They need a chair, they need some towels, and they need to get a haircut. They also need to learn the SSB handshake.
Transcript
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Hey man, subscribe to Amos' channel, turn on notice, and don't forget to like the video.
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How should we do it? Because I know it's on like a carpet.
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Nah, what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna make it play through the...
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Basically what's gonna happen is they're gonna pay money to pop up a message like on the screen that you can hear.
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It might be nutty, like it might be really nutty, but like, yeah.
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Yo, uh, Deke, can you take this chair real quick?
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Yeah, they're saying you're really good looking.
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I'm not gonna turn this text speech on just yet.
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Alright, well, have good luck with your haircut.
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Yeah, I just want exactly what you did to me last time.
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You can't just expect me to come and shave me on the first day.
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Let me just make it play through the screen right here.
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For something, yo, can I get a fade or even a bald fade on my pubes?
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But I got to warn you, it looks like the Amazon rainforest.
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Yeah, there's certain shit you don't got to respond to, and I completely understand.
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Remember, chat, any TOS, I'm automatically skipping it.
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Aiden, please let me suck that long meat, daddy.
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Aiden, I reached down to your management, but no answer.
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I got banned in your stream two months ago, and I'm really sorry for what I said.
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I really mess with what you have going on, so can I please?
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It's like a forest down there, and every time I give him head, his pubes get all over my teeth.
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Hey, I'm the 14-year-old entrepreneur Ted Speaker.
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I'm developing NFT marketplace and have raised $10.
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If you're really trying to do some work, hit me up.
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If you need to send us a company, please, we will kill his community.
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I want to lick you up and down from your eyebrows to the bottoms of your feet.
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Hey, Aiden's been watching for a while and would love for your cheeks to slap against my face.
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All I asked for was a bald favor even just to line up on.
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You didn't answer last time I sent this through TX.
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You've got to join the new Aiden planet server and take a...
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You love what's the best way we do for business proposals are.
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I am part of the group of people who have tried to make you win a second.
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Contact, I want to take the workload off you while streaming, produce content every day.
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Make sure you make my baby look nice for our date.
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You're not going to be a lot of barbers who are cool with this shit.
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You should give him all the donations during the haircut.
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Chat, what weight do you guys think is considered fat?
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Where do you guys think Eminem ranks in the greatest of all time list?
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With clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.
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Aiden, you should post IRL vlogs of you going around the house and doing random shit.
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You should also do a song competition like Los Palos.
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I can't even get past it with my tongue when I eat his ass.
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Hey, do you want to run a train with me and my baby boy to hear me or boy Ken, but you can leave?
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Robert, I hope you know you're cutting a known racist.
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your chest hair ask her to go buy some all these people saying this gay shit is white
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married with curves okay that's a good question what's the weirdest what's the weirdest question
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you've gotten or like a request haircut request you've gotten and then they want to know like
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yeah yeah yeah they're sick in the head um what about celebrities though what celebrities have
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you cut it's lovely or like you know social media people
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a lot of them hey aiden i hope you're having a great day today and keep up the great work
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your content appreciate you man helps me out but you know it could really make my day is having
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your big juicy jesus all my holes daddy oh my god i will donate more subs than boss
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baby if you're doing a 24-hour stream blue if you donate 5 000 subs i got you
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listen listen here you little i'm sick of donating and you never real then me and my husband
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Can you do a P in the side of my head or not a P how long would that take a P on the side of my head
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yeah let's run it chat and then the other side we get SSB yeah so we do a P on one side and then
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SSB on the other side don't don't chat no can you say we smoking on that cappy packets my dead grandpa but he cares
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Jesus Christ if one more person self I just ain't no all right chat all right
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of course it's my brother when New York comes out he'll play my shit wow that is crazy I'm getting a
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cut bro go bro just go hold on let me hit you right back so one sec one thing I gotta ask the
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barber one sec who's better Jordan or LeBron chat answer this too Jordan or LeBron who's better
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uh Braun okay I like you W barb in the chat man I like that you said that with confidence too
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I might have my own crypto punk whatever the fuck it's called yeah
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Robert I hope you know aiden is a racist cap it's cap it's cap
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low no bro L donation the chat you guys gotta chill with that
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hey aiden I love you so much man you're the true goat on this shit keep grinding can you say fuck me David fuck me
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to diversify your income you should really get into angel investing
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how can I ensure a response from your end I really mean business network
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omg aiden I want to chop off your dick and then let all the
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until my prostate explodes with a razor blade spinning in my uterus and my follicle tubes
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aiden can you say fuck me and you fuck at me please
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aiden I'd like your barber to sit on my lap while lining me up
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I got a hundred for the barber to shave one of your eyebrows
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finished I want you to push and grind like you is right
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head of you keep grinding bro and stop with the day of shit
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someone said where's the hoodie from you're wearing
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it's like everyone want the most entertaining outcome
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and aiden you can't be mad at us for being soose
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we gotta wait till Lebron's done with his career
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what if Lebron and Bronny end up winning a chip together
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before you came in aiden told us that he would tie you to the bed
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now after all I'm going to go to New York for a little bit bro
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nah you guys told me not to get anything that's out of my head
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also don't make me reach through this monitor and tickle you
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Aiden, Farber, did you know Aiden saved me from the house