Adin Live - December 02, 2021


Adin Ross Introduces Lil Uzi Vert to Kai Cenat

Topics
boxing
Hosted by
Aidin Ross
Mentioned
Kyle Duke Nigga Dude Strawberry Kane McGriddles Blueberry McGriddle Chad Uzi Kibachso Island Boy Y'all Smirk Zaxby Oreo Lego
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Episode Stats


Length

21 minutes

Words per minute

172.57

Word count

3,744

Sentence count

620

Harmful content

Misogyny

24

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Toxicity

238

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Hate speech

28

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Summary

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In this episode, the guys talk about where they are from, where they grew up, and where they have been for the past 20 years. Also, Aiden gets a new haircut and Chad gets his first tattoo.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Pancakes are really good.
00:00:01.300 And what type of pancakes?
00:00:03.560 Oreo pancakes.
00:00:04.780 That's disgusting.
00:00:07.020 Blueberry pancakes. 0.66
00:00:08.320 That's amazing.
00:00:09.800 What? 1.00
00:00:13.100 Dude, what the fuck, bro? 1.00
00:00:16.180 Stop, bro. 1.00
00:00:17.260 I'm a carrot, bro.
00:00:23.140 Yo. 0.99
00:00:25.260 What the hell? 0.98
00:00:30.000 Who was he? 1.00
00:00:39.600 Dude, what the fuck? 1.00
00:00:43.360 Dude, what the fuck, man? 1.00
00:00:46.720 Bro. 1.00
00:00:50.520 Bro, I can't hear shit. 0.99
00:00:53.720 Can, wait, can Aiden, can Aiden, can, are they talking? 1.00
00:00:57.320 They probably talking.
00:01:00.000 Oh.
00:01:06.220 Yeah, long guy.
00:01:10.520 Oh. 0.99
00:01:15.120 I can't hear shit. 1.00
00:01:16.820 I can't hear shit. 1.00
00:01:17.860 I can't hear shit. 1.00
00:01:21.880 I can't hear shit. 1.00
00:01:27.600 What the fuck is he saying? 1.00
00:01:30.440 What is he saying, chat? 1.00
00:01:38.580 What the fuck is wrong with this nigga? 1.00
00:01:42.340 Hello, Z-bar. 1.00
00:01:45.200 It was muted. 1.00
00:01:47.220 Yes, dumbass. 1.00
00:01:48.720 Why did you say anything? 1.00
00:01:50.760 Dude, because you wasn't fucking listening, dude. 0.98
00:01:53.780 Hey, what y'all niggas on tonight, man? 1.00
00:02:01.580 I gotta sneeze.
00:02:03.740 Look at the light.
00:02:04.420 It makes you sneeze, I swear to God.
00:02:05.620 Man, look at it.
00:02:08.040 I'm good. 1.00
00:02:09.180 What the fuck? 0.99
00:02:10.680 Man, you ain't never hold your sneeze. 1.00
00:02:12.120 I do, but like, why'd you close your eyes, though?
00:02:14.540 Dude, you told me to look at the light.
00:02:15.980 Mm.
00:02:16.120 Hey, so, hold on.
00:02:19.140 What's going on tonight, though?
00:02:20.000 What y'all got planned for tonight?
00:02:21.040 Like, we just in the light.
00:02:23.200 Um.
00:02:28.460 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:30.400 Tight shit. 1.00
00:02:32.060 I just realized we all got really good energy. 1.00
00:02:33.820 Y'all's three.
00:02:34.680 Pause.
00:02:35.300 Oh, did I? 0.91
00:02:36.040 No, in a gay way. 1.00
00:02:36.840 What the fuck? 1.00
00:02:37.540 But why are you even reading me and my man his energy? 1.00
00:02:39.960 Like, what are you reading my energy for?
00:02:41.480 I got you, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:42.280 What you read my energy?
00:02:43.680 Why?
00:02:44.100 You're right.
00:02:44.860 You're right.
00:02:45.500 Jesus.
00:02:45.800 How you even read my energy, though?
00:02:48.720 God, I've been around you.
00:02:49.880 I know how you are. 1.00
00:02:51.740 I don't tell you shit. 0.99
00:02:52.360 You know how I am? 0.99
00:02:53.600 Yeah. 0.99
00:02:54.700 I don't tell you shit. 0.99
00:02:56.020 Hey, all that's missing now is you with dreads, Aiden. 1.00
00:02:58.980 Dread that shit. 1.00
00:03:00.120 Hmm? 1.00
00:03:01.220 Dread your head.
00:03:02.740 Oh, I love it. 1.00
00:03:04.040 Yeah, dread your fucking hair, bro. 1.00
00:03:05.780 This dread's going to be a little different, though. 1.00
00:03:07.560 What would it look like?
00:03:08.420 Island Boy.
00:03:09.560 It's going to look like, oh, my God.
00:03:10.620 I'm about to see that, bro. 0.93
00:03:11.300 It's disgusting. 0.54
00:03:12.160 I like their hair. 0.98
00:03:12.700 I don't like it.
00:03:13.800 Get the Island Boy hair.
00:03:15.160 It's not disgusting.
00:03:16.260 I don't know if it'll fit me, though.
00:03:17.460 You're literally an Island Boy.
00:03:19.160 No, I don't say that.
00:03:20.740 I'm not an Island Boy.
00:03:22.600 Bro, you have green hair.
00:03:24.000 You're an Island Boy.
00:03:28.820 Now, I ain't gonna lie. 1.00
00:03:30.860 If you dread your shit, you will look like a true rock star. 1.00
00:03:33.720 Where are you from? 1.00
00:03:35.060 Florida. 1.00
00:03:37.160 I thought you was from New York, bitch. 1.00
00:03:39.660 Bro, I was born in Florida, and I grew up a little bit in New York, and then, you know, 0.99
00:03:42.680 I moved to Cali, and that's just my life.
00:03:45.380 So, you're basically a thot. 0.99
00:03:47.820 No, that's not what I am.
00:03:49.080 I'm not a thot. 0.97
00:03:49.880 You are a thot. 0.81
00:03:50.760 How? 0.98
00:03:50.960 You just let the, like, like, for real, for real, you know how people, like, claim where
00:03:55.420 they're from, and they're so excited.
00:03:56.680 I'm from Philadelphia, and I'm just like, I love Philly, Philly forever.
00:04:00.700 1600, Philly, Philly, Philly.
00:04:03.240 Oh, that's because I'm loyal.
00:04:07.100 Is it better now, Chad? 0.98
00:04:07.980 Oh, you basically had, so, Aiden, you're crazy.
00:04:11.660 I'm loyal. 0.84
00:04:12.760 No, no, no, but you, like, bro, I can't control where I live.
00:04:15.320 Bro, I'm loyal, though.
00:04:16.360 I'm like, it's like Philadelphia to the death, Philadelphia, Philly, everywhere I'm going
00:04:19.660 from Philly, to Philly.
00:04:20.600 No, and I wish I could do that, but I don't have that.
00:04:22.240 Aiden, so you telling me you let these states run through you?
00:04:26.820 Yes.
00:04:27.200 And you don't even know?
00:04:28.180 First of all, then there's no consent.
00:04:29.360 And you don't even, and you don't even know, you don't even know where you're from?
00:04:34.080 I didn't give consent.
00:04:35.360 No, he, for some reason, there's something about Florida that he really loves, but this 0.84
00:04:43.860 nigga been getting, he let these places, I don't even want to say it. 1.00
00:04:48.640 What?
00:04:49.240 Run, run me through or what?
00:04:50.760 Pause.
00:04:51.240 Why you say it like that?
00:04:52.640 Why are you trying to say it?
00:04:55.140 Wait, talk now?
00:04:56.760 Talk.
00:04:57.540 Bro, stop trying to get me to talk.
00:04:59.200 Okay.
00:04:59.920 Don't talk.
00:05:01.520 Now I'm going to talk.
00:05:02.520 Okay.
00:05:03.160 Because I didn't tell you, I know.
00:05:04.920 No, it's not planned, bro.
00:05:06.000 Okay.
00:05:07.160 Wait, hold on.
00:05:07.580 Yo, you know you've been boxing?
00:05:10.280 For real?
00:05:10.980 I've been in the gym, no count.
00:05:12.160 How often, though? 1.00
00:05:13.200 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:05:14.440 It's been a while since I went, huh? 1.00
00:05:15.500 Yeah.
00:05:16.280 You know, I'm glad you tell the truth.
00:05:18.840 Let's go in a few days.
00:05:19.340 How often you be boxing?
00:05:20.380 Because I'll be seeing you be boxing for real.
00:05:23.160 Let's go in a few days.
00:05:23.940 I'm like, I'm alright.
00:05:25.360 I'm like, for people that really box, I'm like, but to be a rapper, I'm really good.
00:05:31.180 Not yet.
00:05:31.540 You really good?
00:05:33.160 He is.
00:05:33.860 That's how you fit. 0.89
00:05:35.640 Bro, nigga like me? 0.66
00:05:38.540 I don't really like that, though.
00:05:40.380 Yeah, you know what they're saying in the chat?
00:05:41.720 They're saying Oreo. 1.00
00:05:42.320 You always do that shit. 1.00
00:05:53.340 What? 1.00
00:05:54.300 We're just having a good conversation.
00:05:56.360 I was about to get to the part where I'm like, nah, he like that.
00:05:59.880 I'm like, alright, then we gonna move out.
00:06:01.500 We can get it in.
00:06:02.480 And then you come out of nowhere and say, they said we like an Oreo.
00:06:05.520 And they probably didn't say that.
00:06:07.080 It probably was one of the best people.
00:06:09.000 If you was to box me, it would be bad, bro.
00:06:11.820 Who made it?
00:06:13.000 Yeah.
00:06:13.460 That's not true. 1.00
00:06:14.220 I'll punch you around your shit. 1.00
00:06:16.120 Nigga, I've been boxing all my life. 1.00
00:06:19.020 I don't care.
00:06:20.780 Nigga, I'm too swift with it, bro. 1.00
00:06:22.600 I'm not trying to hear that.
00:06:23.300 I'm not even cocky. 1.00
00:06:26.520 I just know I'm gonna punch you. 1.00
00:06:27.400 I'll punch you around your shit. 1.00
00:06:28.740 Bop. 1.00
00:06:29.240 He out of here.
00:06:30.620 Oh, my God.
00:06:32.260 Kyle!
00:06:33.300 Kyle, wake up!
00:06:34.520 No, no, no.
00:06:35.560 Wake up!
00:06:36.400 Kyle, wake up!
00:06:37.340 Kyle, wake up!
00:06:38.360 Oh, my God.
00:06:39.240 He beat himself.
00:06:39.840 No, no. 0.95
00:06:40.580 Nigga, listen. 1.00
00:06:41.200 He's shitting on himself. 1.00
00:06:41.500 You punch me. 1.00
00:06:42.620 Wake up! 0.97
00:06:44.100 Kyle, wake up!
00:06:44.980 Kyle, wake up!
00:06:45.000 Kyle, wake up! 1.00
00:06:45.900 Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen, you punch me in my shit, it's not 1.00
00:07:00.320 even gonna feel like nothing, Uzi, because when I hit you with that right hook, right, 1.00
00:07:06.200 you're done! 0.89
00:07:06.880 You're done!
00:07:07.360 It's over!
00:07:08.200 Nah, look.
00:07:08.640 Kyle, Kyle, you see these hands?
00:07:12.040 Hands up still, bro.
00:07:13.880 You see these hands right here?
00:07:14.900 These hands. 0.91
00:07:15.940 These are really knocking nigga out of his boots, though. 1.00
00:07:18.900 You see those middle knuckles right there? 0.58
00:07:19.900 You see those hands?
00:07:20.140 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:07:20.880 You see these hands?
00:07:21.540 You see that?
00:07:21.820 Hands of steel.
00:07:24.240 No, Kyle, listen.
00:07:25.340 Nah, nah, nah, nah.
00:07:26.340 Nah, nah, nah, look, look, look.
00:07:27.240 Kyle, Kyle, Kyle, please, Kyle.
00:07:29.060 Listen.
00:07:29.620 Yeah. 0.99
00:07:29.980 He's crazy. 0.94
00:07:30.360 I know Uzi Kibachso. 1.00
00:07:31.960 Bro, he will literally tell security, no, I got this type shit. 0.95
00:07:34.820 Like, he is really, like, about it, bro. 0.98
00:07:36.560 Like, I'm not even joking.
00:07:38.620 Like, you know how I'm about it?
00:07:39.680 He's like that.
00:07:41.080 No, you're not about it at all.
00:07:42.180 You're a good kid.
00:07:43.040 Yeah, you're a good kid.
00:07:44.140 Now you think I'm Uzi.
00:07:45.280 Yeah.
00:07:45.540 Now you think I'm Uzi.
00:07:45.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:46.580 You see, yeah, now, now, now it's thrown off now. 0.99
00:07:49.420 You's a good fucking kid. 0.99
00:07:51.020 Yeah, you a good kid, Aiden. 1.00
00:07:52.660 Oh, you know, you got to get Duke.
00:07:53.920 You got to get Duke.
00:07:54.820 I'm not going to lie.
00:07:55.480 You want to know something crazy?
00:07:56.360 Huh?
00:07:56.660 We can get to that because I ain't running from no, I ain't running from nobody.
00:07:59.560 We can Duke.
00:08:00.100 Get to what? 1.00
00:08:00.800 Duke will get punched in his shit, too. 1.00
00:08:02.320 Oh, I, Duke here, Duke here. 1.00
00:08:04.060 Yeah, but listen, what I was saying is I can't, this is my, this is my evil twin, so that was, like, 0.98
00:08:08.640 the fastest beef I've ever been in, and that shit over with already. 0.99
00:08:11.660 Cool. 0.98
00:08:11.820 But I'm going to take it out on Duke.
00:08:13.480 Go get Duke. 0.66
00:08:14.160 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:15.260 But we can't.
00:08:17.640 Hold on. 1.00
00:08:18.360 Fuck that. 1.00
00:08:18.900 I ain't cop out. 1.00
00:08:19.580 I still a punch con and shit. 1.00
00:08:21.200 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:08:22.280 Fuck this shit. 1.00
00:08:23.020 Niggas got me fucked up, bro. 1.00
00:08:24.520 Oh, well, you was not punching nobody in they shit, bro. 1.00
00:08:29.540 And I'm being dead ass honest. 0.99
00:08:31.240 Like, I'm really a, you know what? 0.99
00:08:33.000 I hate niggas. 1.00
00:08:33.500 Where you at? 0.99
00:08:34.960 Yo, Duke.
00:08:36.200 Yeah?
00:08:36.460 Come upstairs, bro. 1.00
00:08:38.460 Uzi talking shit. 1.00
00:08:40.180 What? 1.00
00:08:40.820 Uzi talking shit. 1.00
00:08:41.720 Come upstairs. 1.00
00:08:42.600 Yo, no, stop. 0.51
00:08:43.880 You can get in trouble for that, bro.
00:08:45.140 What?
00:08:45.760 I'm not at home right now.
00:08:47.960 Oh, you're not?
00:08:48.960 Wait, Kai.
00:08:50.180 Okay. 1.00
00:08:51.340 Hey, tell that nigga fuck him, go. 1.00
00:08:53.360 You heard that, Uzi? 1.00
00:08:55.400 Say that one more time. 1.00
00:08:56.860 Hey, tell that nigga Uzi fuck him, bro. 1.00
00:08:59.800 Oh, I know why you said I'm getting in trouble for that, because Duke is scary. 1.00
00:09:05.220 Duke is scary?
00:09:05.940 Kai, Kai, can you get in trouble for that?
00:09:08.400 Huh?
00:09:08.900 Can you get in trouble for that?
00:09:10.360 For what?
00:09:11.360 You know?
00:09:13.440 Huh?
00:09:14.160 Kai, can you get in trouble for that? 0.98
00:09:16.840 Nigga, for what? 1.00
00:09:18.100 For riding a dick with no license. 1.00
00:09:20.840 Ow! 1.00
00:09:21.620 Ow! 1.00
00:09:22.020 Fuck, fuck! 1.00
00:09:22.840 Yo, shut up, bro. 1.00
00:09:24.020 Real shit. 1.00
00:09:24.740 Shut up. 1.00
00:09:26.520 Shut up, bitch. 1.00
00:09:29.620 Indeed. 1.00
00:09:30.720 It doesn't do so bad.
00:09:32.120 I can lie.
00:09:33.660 I can lie. 1.00
00:09:33.680 I can tell you that you put some shit. 1.00
00:09:35.000 It hurts so bad. 1.00
00:09:37.620 Well, look at my fucking stance. 1.00
00:09:38.840 My stance is crazy. 1.00
00:09:39.960 I ain't gonna lie to you, bro.
00:09:40.880 Yo, that's it.
00:09:43.280 Yo.
00:09:44.380 Hey, look at it.
00:09:45.260 Look at it.
00:09:45.560 You get it right.
00:09:48.040 You next, Aiden.
00:09:48.780 Show him. 1.00
00:09:49.560 What the fuck? 1.00
00:09:50.460 Show him. 1.00
00:09:51.060 Yeah, I see him.
00:09:51.780 I see him.
00:09:52.100 He's sturdy.
00:09:53.020 Show him.
00:09:53.420 Show him, Aiden.
00:09:53.960 Okay.
00:09:57.220 You feel what I'm saying?
00:09:57.920 You feel me.
00:10:00.980 Nah, Aiden.
00:10:01.700 What are you doing?
00:10:07.480 Ooh! 0.96
00:10:09.600 Tell you.
00:10:10.600 I'm telling you.
00:10:12.200 I'm in there.
00:10:13.220 Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, a lot of niggas be underestimating short niggas, bro. 1.00
00:10:24.140 I don't like that, bro.
00:10:25.280 Because I already come up, I'll go from the bottom and really hit you with a, like, you see that right there?
00:10:30.280 Like, see that right there? 0.87
00:10:32.200 Like, I will hit you with that word. 0.90
00:10:36.760 Niggas be moving heavy, bro. 1.00
00:10:38.680 So, Kai, how tall are you?
00:10:40.720 I'm, like, 5'8".
00:10:44.040 What?
00:10:45.080 What?
00:10:45.700 He said he's 5'8".
00:10:46.700 Yeah.
00:10:47.220 He's, like, 5'8".
00:10:49.240 I told you.
00:10:50.800 5'9", right?
00:10:51.640 So, this whole time. 1.00
00:10:52.520 Fuck no. 1.00
00:10:53.300 This whole time. 1.00
00:10:54.320 He's been 5'8".
00:10:55.140 This whole time, you got me thinking I'm taller than him?
00:10:58.060 Yeah.
00:10:59.220 Yeah.
00:10:59.840 I'm taller than you, right?
00:11:00.780 I don't think he's actually 5'8".
00:11:01.920 Hold on.
00:11:02.200 We can look it up.
00:11:02.560 Yeah, he lying.
00:11:03.820 Let's check Google.
00:11:04.420 Hold on. 0.99
00:11:04.960 Oh, nigga, I'm taller than you, nigga. 0.99
00:11:06.580 Like, bro. 0.99
00:11:07.540 I'm taller than you.
00:11:09.740 5'8".
00:11:10.100 Okay, hold on a second.
00:11:10.940 Yo, he's really 5'8".
00:11:12.240 He is, bro.
00:11:13.920 I think it's lying, though.
00:11:15.120 No.
00:11:16.460 No, because. 0.99
00:11:18.640 We got to see him personal or some shit, bro. 0.99
00:11:21.140 Yeah, yeah. 0.98
00:11:21.800 Because, I know, I genuinely think you're taller.
00:11:23.880 Because I met both of you, Ira.
00:11:24.980 Bro, he's not 5'8", y'all.
00:11:26.360 That's what I'm saying.
00:11:27.080 I'm not 5'8".
00:11:27.600 He's not 5'8", is he?
00:11:28.980 You're like 5'6". 0.98
00:11:29.860 I'm 5'8", nigga. 0.99
00:11:30.960 I'm on my road to six feet. 0.95
00:11:32.700 You feel what I'm saying?
00:11:33.800 No, no, no, no.
00:11:34.400 You know what I'm saying?
00:11:35.480 Indeed.
00:11:36.160 You feel me?
00:11:37.600 I'm on my way, bro.
00:11:39.180 It's okay.
00:11:40.240 I don't.
00:11:41.280 It's going to be.
00:11:41.980 Uzi, it's going to be a nigga that got to hold it down for the little niggas, bro. 1.00
00:11:44.820 So, you feel what I'm saying? 0.98
00:11:46.180 You're going to be that nigga, bro. 1.00
00:11:47.560 I'm making it out to six feet. 0.94
00:11:50.140 How does your heart feel?
00:11:51.480 I like being short.
00:11:52.400 Yeah.
00:11:52.460 Let's go.
00:11:52.940 Thanks, bro.
00:11:53.680 Stop jumping.
00:11:54.600 No, I wasn't going to.
00:11:55.320 Yo, you make, bro, I don't like that.
00:11:57.380 You make me seem like I am a mean person.
00:12:00.680 You're not.
00:12:01.540 You just say stuff that is different from my.
00:12:05.620 From where you came.
00:12:06.480 No, from my requirements.
00:12:08.620 And you're talking.
00:12:12.820 What?
00:12:13.860 Huh?
00:12:14.440 Bro, your name, not JT.
00:12:15.920 And you, that for the city.
00:12:16.920 Yo.
00:12:17.320 You over here talk freaky, bro.
00:12:19.420 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 0.97
00:12:20.600 Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you.
00:12:21.860 No more freaky talk.
00:12:23.220 Yo, hold on, hold on.
00:12:24.000 So, yo, bro, tell me why I went into some AHA today, right?
00:12:28.040 Right?
00:12:28.200 I went into some AHA.
00:12:29.780 I ain't going to lie. 0.99
00:12:31.360 We was fucking around in there. 0.97
00:12:32.960 The worker came to me. 0.99
00:12:34.380 She was fake on my body the whole time. 1.00
00:12:37.580 I just found out she got two kids and she like 30-something.
00:12:40.620 Like, what are my dads, bro?
00:12:42.060 She on my body. 0.88
00:12:42.900 I asked for her number.
00:12:44.500 You feel what I'm saying?
00:12:45.300 I call it just so she can see it.
00:12:47.680 I leave her alone.
00:12:48.600 She texts me.
00:12:49.620 I get off at 11.
00:12:50.820 I'll let you know.
00:12:52.000 What's the time?
00:12:53.100 11-18 fails.
00:12:54.520 You feel what I'm saying?
00:12:55.840 It's 11-18.
00:12:57.460 Bro, world two?
00:12:59.640 She about to come over here. 0.99
00:13:01.540 Yo, you ring her over?
00:13:03.500 Yes, bro.
00:13:04.560 For real?
00:13:05.120 But she's met her.
00:13:06.540 Bro, what that mean? 1.00
00:13:07.620 Nigga, the fuck? 1.00
00:13:08.640 Yeah, true. 1.00
00:13:10.180 True.
00:13:10.820 For real?
00:13:11.300 You feel what I'm saying?
00:13:12.240 Yes, Uzi. 1.00
00:13:13.460 That ass. 1.00
00:13:15.180 Wow. 1.00
00:13:17.120 That's some good. 1.00
00:13:17.900 That's some real shit. 1.00
00:13:21.160 Damn. 1.00
00:13:21.840 Like, out of all places, IHOP. 0.99
00:13:24.980 First of all, why are you eating?
00:13:26.540 This is how I know if he's telling the truth.
00:13:28.540 What did you order?
00:13:29.760 Quick.
00:13:30.400 Quick.
00:13:31.060 No, I brought Waffle House to IHOP to eat it in IHOP to make it a joke.
00:13:35.400 That's how I know he's telling the truth.
00:13:36.940 Yeah.
00:13:37.340 Yeah. 0.99
00:13:37.560 I brought Waffle House in the shit to do that. 1.00
00:13:41.160 When she came out, she was like, what the fuck going on? 1.00
00:13:45.180 And I'm like, I'm eating Waffle House in IHOP. 0.99
00:13:47.380 He's not capping.
00:13:48.060 What? 1.00
00:13:48.580 She's like that aggressive shit. 1.00
00:13:49.740 She said, what's your name? 1.00
00:13:50.440 I said, my name's Kyle.
00:13:51.240 Make sure you remember that.
00:13:52.520 Feel what I'm saying? 1.00
00:13:53.580 Damn. 0.99
00:13:53.900 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:13:54.960 You're a dog, bro. 0.99
00:13:56.120 That's Riz. 0.96
00:13:56.880 I got Riz. 0.61
00:13:57.780 You feel what I'm saying?
00:13:59.540 Huh?
00:13:59.780 No, I was just saying like he's a dog. 1.00
00:14:03.340 Oh, tight shit. 1.00
00:14:04.120 Look, I said, don't forget that. 1.00
00:14:06.240 You feel what I'm saying?
00:14:07.300 And I have to just went from there.
00:14:08.420 Look, she getting ready, bro.
00:14:09.280 She ready.
00:14:10.540 I'm about to say slide on me. 1.00
00:14:11.920 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:14:13.860 I bet. 1.00
00:14:16.660 Wait, so you said she's 30 with two kids? 0.82
00:14:19.520 Bro, she's a grown-ass woman, bro. 0.99
00:14:21.100 She got that little thing in the front when they tuck in the side of their pants? 1.00
00:14:24.360 Like that little...
00:14:24.840 Oh, no, no, no.
00:14:25.500 She's fit.
00:14:26.240 She's fit.
00:14:26.940 For real? 1.00
00:14:27.320 Her ass. 1.00
00:14:28.060 Yeah, for her mom. 1.00
00:14:29.440 She's doing wonderful, bro.
00:14:30.860 I like it.
00:14:32.500 And it's like, you feel what I'm saying?
00:14:33.320 This is not my first rodeo. 0.99
00:14:35.520 I love grown bitches. 1.00
00:14:37.080 You feel what I'm saying? 1.00
00:14:42.600 Her stuff gonna smell like waffles. 1.00
00:14:44.680 You think so?
00:14:45.440 Yeah, something.
00:14:46.540 Why?
00:14:47.200 Why you say that?
00:14:48.080 Because you're talking about she coming, she get off at 11. 0.73
00:14:51.580 So you're telling me she had 18.
00:14:53.120 No, she went.
00:14:54.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:14:56.580 Ew.
00:14:58.180 Wait, dude.
00:14:58.820 Hold on, dude.
00:14:59.240 It's gonna smell like this.
00:15:00.740 Like just straight.
00:15:02.320 No, no, no.
00:15:02.920 No, no.
00:15:03.540 She left at 10.50.
00:15:05.240 She went to her crib.
00:15:06.400 She said she's gonna freshen up real quick and then come out. 1.00
00:15:09.300 Oh, okay.
00:15:09.700 So she's gonna shower first.
00:15:10.800 I believe it.
00:15:11.240 So it's gonna smell like a little French toast.
00:15:13.760 Better than waffles.
00:15:14.820 That's true.
00:15:15.620 Oh.
00:15:16.840 No, no, no.
00:15:17.280 French toast is not better.
00:15:18.080 Oh, you said French toast is better than waffles?
00:15:21.200 No, no, no.
00:15:21.900 French toast is not better than waffles.
00:15:23.500 French toast is not.
00:15:24.780 No, it's not.
00:15:25.740 Yes, it is.
00:15:26.180 No, it's not.
00:15:26.520 Waffles is way better than French toast.
00:15:28.000 Here's the order.
00:15:28.500 French toast, pancake, then waffles.
00:15:30.160 Let me explain something to you about a French toast.
00:15:31.560 Are you done?
00:15:32.240 Okay.
00:15:32.460 I got him.
00:15:32.940 I got him. 1.00
00:15:33.860 Damn, get him, twin. 1.00
00:15:35.160 Now, a French... 0.99
00:15:36.200 Now, I would have even been on your side if you said a French toast stick.
00:15:41.360 Pause.
00:15:42.300 When I'm talking to you.
00:15:43.800 But a French toast stick, that's crazy.
00:15:47.360 That's elite.
00:15:48.540 But actual French toast, you're talking about take the bread and dip it in egg yolk and then
00:15:53.640 put cinnamon on it and then...
00:15:55.480 Wait, but you don't like it, Uzi?
00:15:57.440 Like, you do like it, but you just don't think it's better than waffles?
00:15:59.280 It's just dumb because, like, when I eat French toast, not French toast sticks, when I eat
00:16:05.540 French toast, I literally taste cinnamon egg bread. 0.86
00:16:10.200 Because I'll tell you why, bro.
00:16:11.760 It's the seasoning you have on the bread.
00:16:13.560 Like, hold on.
00:16:14.240 No, you hear what I'm saying?
00:16:15.360 I literally taste cinnamon egg bread.
00:16:17.960 That's literally just what it is.
00:16:19.520 That's so disgusting. 0.81
00:16:20.380 Chad, what are you guys... 0.99
00:16:21.520 Bro, that's so disgusting. 1.00
00:16:23.160 You don't get no syrup on that shit? 1.00
00:16:27.540 French toast sticks are different. 1.00
00:16:28.460 Those are even better.
00:16:29.060 I agree.
00:16:29.540 Those are different.
00:16:30.480 French toast sticks are different.
00:16:31.620 I agree.
00:16:32.240 I'm agreeing with that.
00:16:33.100 But French toast, actually...
00:16:34.680 And then another thing about French toast, everyone, this is true, and everybody vouchs
00:16:37.840 for me.
00:16:38.480 French toast gets cold as soon as it comes out.
00:16:42.800 Like, it's no plate.
00:16:44.760 That is true.
00:16:45.220 And you cannot...
00:16:46.000 I can't argue with that.
00:16:47.260 It's no plate and expect it to have the heat.
00:16:48.900 Of course, the waffles are hot.
00:16:51.520 I get it.
00:16:52.100 I understand.
00:16:52.880 But that's why I like the French toast.
00:16:53.880 I love it when it's cold.
00:16:54.900 It's just...
00:16:55.060 Hey, you just put pancakes over waffles, though, gangie.
00:16:58.080 You wildin', gangie.
00:16:58.980 Now, hold on.
00:16:59.960 Let's get into that.
00:17:01.000 Pancakes is not better than waffles, bro.
00:17:03.020 Pancakes is more a required thing for certain mornings, and I'm not talking about...
00:17:09.020 It's like, for real, for real, if you had good pancakes two mornings of the month,
00:17:14.680 you would respect pancakes way more.
00:17:17.900 Pancakes are really good.
00:17:18.960 And what type of pancakes?
00:17:21.440 Oreo pancakes.
00:17:22.440 That's disgusting.
00:17:24.840 Blueberry pancakes. 0.66
00:17:26.020 That's amazing.
00:17:27.480 What?
00:17:27.880 That's amazing.
00:17:29.760 It's like, you know what I'm saying.
00:17:31.240 I know.
00:17:31.700 I know.
00:17:32.240 Chocolate chip. 0.99
00:17:34.040 Disgusting. 0.95
00:17:34.640 What? 0.99
00:17:35.340 No, I know.
00:17:35.840 Con.
00:17:36.260 Con.
00:17:36.960 Come on.
00:17:38.280 It ain't nothing.
00:17:38.860 You can't go wrong with it.
00:17:40.000 Buttermilk?
00:17:41.160 Crazy. 1.00
00:17:42.480 The dick suck is crazy right now. 1.00
00:17:44.900 Yo, if I punch you with your fucking mouth. 1.00
00:17:46.280 Watch your mouth. 1.00
00:17:47.360 Watch your mouth, bro.
00:17:48.380 Watch your mouth, bro.
00:17:48.920 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:17:49.740 But really?
00:17:50.400 Chocolate chip pancakes?
00:17:51.860 Actually, you don't like them?
00:17:53.500 I ain't gonna lie, though.
00:17:54.200 I ain't gonna lie, though, Aiden.
00:17:55.120 I like chocolate chip waffles.
00:17:58.200 That's your boss.
00:18:01.080 Strawberry waffles.
00:18:02.120 I love that.
00:18:02.620 I love that.
00:18:02.720 I love that.
00:18:02.760 Oh.
00:18:04.040 Yeah.
00:18:04.920 The Lego.
00:18:05.540 Nah.
00:18:06.980 Strawberry waffles go crazy.
00:18:08.700 I agree.
00:18:09.260 Strawberry waffles.
00:18:10.680 I agree.
00:18:10.980 I've been thinking that.
00:18:12.280 You ever had Oreo waffles?
00:18:14.880 You never had.
00:18:15.620 I'm scared to eat any other Oreo than Golden Oreos because I'm allergic to chocolate.
00:18:20.740 Oh.
00:18:21.800 Yeah.
00:18:22.300 I get that.
00:18:23.120 No wonder why you don't like Oreos.
00:18:24.700 I get it.
00:18:24.900 That's so crazy.
00:18:25.600 You're like me allergic to chocolate.
00:18:28.720 Go ahead and laugh.
00:18:30.220 I don't want to.
00:18:31.180 Yeah, go ahead and laugh.
00:18:31.660 You know why I don't want to laugh?
00:18:32.520 I just wanted to give a smirk, you know?
00:18:34.600 That's just not my place to laugh.
00:18:35.820 I haven't heard that word since I probably watched a movie in 2012.
00:18:39.360 What?
00:18:39.720 Smirk?
00:18:39.920 Yeah.
00:18:43.820 All right.
00:18:44.420 Back to the pancakes, though.
00:18:46.380 Like, I can't believe.
00:18:49.160 Like, just imagine.
00:18:50.160 And I'm not talking about pancakes from Ahop and stuff. 0.98
00:18:52.680 Disgusting. 0.98
00:18:53.060 That's nasty. 0.99
00:18:54.060 Nah, I'm not.
00:18:54.600 I'm going to explain something to y'all, too.
00:18:57.040 This is serious.
00:18:59.780 McDonald's pancakes are elite.
00:19:03.020 Oh, God.
00:19:03.960 I agree.
00:19:04.420 McDonald's are elite.
00:19:05.040 Breakfast in general, McDonald's. 1.00
00:19:06.760 They eggs are trash. 1.00
00:19:08.100 They eggs are trash. 1.00
00:19:08.820 Eggs are trash. 1.00
00:19:10.140 They're pancakes, though, Genki? 1.00
00:19:12.360 Crazy.
00:19:13.780 Crazy.
00:19:14.840 You ever had McDonald's pancakes in the middle of the morning, like, like, three or four o'clock in the morning, like, hot and ready?
00:19:22.200 Like, pancake?
00:19:23.200 The sausage is great, too.
00:19:25.460 Pause.
00:19:26.200 Pause.
00:19:26.860 Pause.
00:19:26.880 But it is good, though.
00:19:27.960 Sausage is good.
00:19:28.840 Yeah.
00:19:30.340 But they eggs, disgusting.
00:19:32.260 Too fluffy or water.
00:19:32.820 Why don't you put French toast?
00:19:33.980 Like, you...
00:19:34.360 I love it, bro.
00:19:35.200 And I can tell...
00:19:35.660 I grew up eating that.
00:19:36.680 Yeah, I can tell you...
00:19:37.560 That's how I grew up.
00:19:38.240 I can tell you were troubled.
00:19:40.160 Well, it wasn't poverty.
00:19:41.100 I, you know, some of my years...
00:19:42.700 Oh, wait.
00:19:43.440 Let me not even get started with McGriddles. 0.96
00:19:46.160 Hashbrowns.
00:19:46.700 Oh, my God.
00:19:46.980 The hashbrowns.
00:19:47.520 So, McGriddles...
00:19:48.680 Pain!
00:19:48.780 McGriddles...
00:19:49.780 Hold...
00:19:50.940 Pain!
00:19:51.340 McGriddle, hold the meat.
00:19:53.820 Pause.
00:19:55.860 Hold the egg.
00:19:57.560 Hold the cheese.
00:19:59.020 Just the bread.
00:20:03.480 Bro, I need some McGriddle.
00:20:05.500 Let me ask you guys a question.
00:20:06.500 Now we're on breakfast,
00:20:07.180 but have you ever had Kane's bread before?
00:20:08.440 Kane's toast?
00:20:09.440 No, I've never had that.
00:20:10.180 Just the toast.
00:20:10.960 You like it?
00:20:12.120 It's bread.
00:20:14.000 I like Zaxby's toast.
00:20:15.460 I think Kane's bread is the most superior toast there is
00:20:18.700 at any fast food restaurant.
00:20:20.680 Toast?
00:20:21.180 Yeah.
00:20:21.300 I think the best toast in the world,
00:20:23.520 just because it's the most common toast in America,
00:20:27.240 is the box of Texas toast that you eat on the...
00:20:30.180 Yo! 1.00
00:20:31.140 From the grocery market?
00:20:32.140 No.
00:20:32.820 Yeah, that's just the best.
00:20:34.060 It's just, first of all,
00:20:35.360 it cooks in five,
00:20:36.620 probably three to five minutes or something.
00:20:38.360 Right.
00:20:38.780 It's the best.
00:20:39.660 Right.
00:20:40.380 I can't believe I'm still stuck.
00:20:42.120 Now I'm starting to really get you.
00:20:43.600 You really said a French toast is the best.
00:20:46.600 I love it.
00:20:47.880 I love it.
00:20:51.000 I think French toast is the best option out of pancakes
00:20:54.040 and waffles.
00:20:56.420 It's just how I grew up.
00:20:58.300 Kai and Uzi are really in sync.
00:21:00.380 That's crazy.
00:21:01.720 What?
00:21:02.560 Nah, it's just like y'all are both on your phone
00:21:04.580 at the same time.
00:21:05.160 It's like you guys are in sync.
00:21:06.280 Oh.
00:21:07.500 I'm in a simulation. 1.00
00:21:08.880 I'm in a fucking simulation. 0.99
00:21:10.660 There's no way that this is... 1.00
00:21:11.600 What are you talking about? 1.00
00:21:11.760 I'm in a fucking simulation. 1.00
00:21:14.180 My life is not real. 1.00
00:21:15.240 This is a fucking simulation. 1.00
00:21:17.480 What the fuck? 1.00
00:21:18.100 Dude, it's a fucking simulation, dude. 1.00
00:21:21.780 Don't mock me now. 1.00
00:21:23.140 Well, since you're in a simulation, 1.00
00:21:24.460 I'm going to show you how real this shit is. 1.00
00:21:25.880 I'm going to eye it. 1.00
00:21:26.780 All right, man.
00:21:27.600 I'll see y'all later.
00:21:29.760 Bye.
00:21:30.760 Bye.
00:21:31.760 Bye.
00:21:32.760 Bye.
00:21:33.760 Bye.
00:21:34.760 Bye.
00:21:35.760 Bye.
00:21:36.760 Bye.
00:21:37.760 Bye.
00:21:38.760 Bye.
00:21:39.760 Bye.
00:21:40.760 Bye.