Adin Live - Adin Ross & Kai Cenat TROLL Lil Uzi...

00:00:00.920 Bro, I'm still screaming, bro, like this is bad. 1.00

00:00:02.880 See, this one's stupid. See, this one's stupid. 1.00

00:00:04.760 I, I, I didn't see you stupid, bro. 1.00

00:00:07.000 What you doing, bro? 1.00

00:00:08.840 I'm tripping right now, bro. 0.51

00:00:16.960 I'm crazy, bro.

00:00:18.840 Yo, what are you doing?

00:00:20.120 Nothing.

00:00:22.520 Yo, ma, still poor.

00:00:26.640 Kai.

00:00:28.160 Yo.

00:00:28.920 A lot of people in my chat use the N word.

00:00:30.280 Do you think they're white?

00:00:32.120 No. 0.98

00:00:33.080 I truly believe that the niggas that say niggas is black. 1.00

00:00:36.560 And then here we go with the type niggas 1.00

00:00:38.440 that's about to type niggas that's white. 1.00

00:00:41.160 Smiling behind their fucking cameras and shit. 1.00

00:00:43.880 Like, go to fucking hell. 1.00

00:00:45.040 All right, Shake Shack 1, delete the poll. 1.00

00:00:46.400 Mods, do a poll of In-N-Out versus, um...

00:00:50.000 Wait, Shake Shack.

00:00:51.200 Wait, what?

00:00:51.960 Shake Shack's beating In-N-Out, what?

00:00:54.080 Yes, bro. 1.00

00:00:55.240 Nah, y'all are crazy as fuck. 1.00

00:00:56.760 Bro, let me, let me break it down to you. 1.00

00:00:58.760 Shake Shack's buns alone, the buns for the burgers,

00:01:02.840 is unmatched.

00:01:03.680 But the sauce, the sauce, bro.

00:01:05.680 Then their sauce, they got their...

00:01:07.240 Then Shake Shack got a nice sauce too, bro.

00:01:09.560 What are you talking about, bro?

00:01:11.040 Nah, Kai, that's bad, Kai. 0.92

00:01:12.560 Somebody, somebody I know for a fact that's white. 1.00

00:01:16.360 It's that nigga. 1.00

00:01:17.120 Yeah. 0.96

00:01:17.960 They're doing it right now, they're doing it right now, that's just, but it's bad.

00:01:20.320 No, because Kai, like, you wanna know the dude's name?

00:01:22.880 Who?

00:01:23.880 The dude's, the dude's name is Adam.

00:01:25.880 So what you gonna do about that, you gonna, you gonna block him?

00:01:28.760 I mean, you gonna ban him for a little bit? 0.99

00:01:30.560 Should we get him to fuck out? 1.00

00:01:31.760 I think so. 1.00

00:01:32.880 I think so.

00:01:33.880 Yeah.

00:01:42.120 That's crazy. 0.89

00:01:43.120 I'm still DTB, I'm nasty.

00:01:45.120 Right, thank you Celery.

00:01:46.120 In and out spread is amazing. 1.00

00:01:47.680 Oh, tell Celery go fuck himself. 1.00

00:01:53.680 That was funny, right? 1.00

00:01:54.680 You need to shave this shit so bad. 1.00

00:01:55.880 I'm a barber, bro, let me do your shit. 1.00

00:01:57.880 Cap. 1.00

00:01:58.880 What?

00:01:59.880 You're not a barber. 1.00

00:02:00.880 Shut up. 0.99

00:02:01.880 But before I started streaming, I was a barber in college. 1.00

00:02:04.880 On God?

00:02:05.880 Yeah, that's how I got my money. 1.00

00:02:07.880 What the fuck? 0.99

00:02:08.880 I didn't know that. 1.00

00:02:09.880 Damn, the chat is so bad. 0.99

00:02:12.880 I thought you did. 1.00

00:02:13.880 Jesus Christ.

00:02:14.880 Well, niggas are still saying nigga. 0.99

00:02:16.880 This is crazy.

00:02:17.880 I know.

00:02:18.880 It's bad.

00:02:19.880 That's really, really bad.

00:02:20.880 David Sweet? 0.99

00:02:21.880 What the fuck did David Sweet? 0.99

00:02:22.880 Oh, Duke said he getting his dreads done. 0.99

00:02:32.880 He is?

00:02:33.880 Yeah, them just gonna look like worms though.

00:02:36.880 Duke is actually getting dreads? 1.00

00:02:39.880 Bro, what the fuck? 0.99

00:02:41.880 David said, my door handle broke. 1.00

00:02:44.880 I'm locked in my office.

00:02:46.880 Come help.

00:02:47.880 He only tagged Agent and Duke, so that got nothing to do with me.

00:02:51.880 He only tagged Agent and Duke. 0.99

00:02:53.880 If you want to be on their dick so bad, let them help you. 0.99

00:02:56.880 Because they're not helping him. 0.99

00:02:57.880 He should've tagged.

00:02:58.880 Man, he sold. 1.00

00:02:59.880 A nigga. 1.00

00:03:00.880 Spam sold. 1.00

00:03:01.880 Yeah, Spam sold. 0.92

00:03:02.880 A nigga like me, I would've ran down there, bro, for my man. 0.72

00:03:04.880 He sold. 0.98

00:03:05.880 Facts.

00:03:06.880 I would've tagged you.

00:03:09.880 Bro, we gotta do something big, bro.

00:03:10.880 I don't know.

00:03:12.880 What the hell? 0.91

00:03:13.880 What you gonna do? 0.93

00:03:15.880 I don't know. 0.54

00:03:17.880 This nigga Duke really got dreads. 1.00

00:03:19.880 Bro, what are you gonna do? 0.96

00:03:22.880 Tell me.

00:03:23.880 I sound like you about-

00:03:24.880 I sound like you about to cry.

00:03:26.880 What do you wanna do?

00:03:28.880 Bro, why am I saying ew? 1.00

00:03:29.880 What the fuck are you doing? 1.00

00:03:31.880 Eat it now, eat it now. 1.00

00:03:32.880 Eat it, eat it, eat it.

00:03:36.880 You was one of those kids? 1.00

00:03:37.880 Oh my god, I hate niggas like you, bro. 1.00

00:03:42.880 Don't say that. 1.00

00:03:44.880 I don't like that shit. 1.00

00:03:54.880 Yo, wasn't you supposed to have merch dropping? 1.00

00:03:57.880 Me?

00:03:58.880 Yes.

00:03:59.880 Don't worry about it.

00:04:00.880 Don't hold. 1.00

00:04:01.880 Bro, I'm not gonna lie but I'm high as fuck, bro. 0.99

00:04:03.880 Who's he got me high? 0.99

00:04:04.880 I'm gonna call him, bro. 0.99

00:04:06.880 Bro, why the fuck did he do that? 0.99

00:04:07.880 Press him, press him, press him, press him, press him. 0.99

00:04:09.880 Should I actually act like I'm really mad?

00:04:11.880 Press him! 0.99

00:04:12.880 Yes.

00:04:13.880 Play me a ball.

00:04:14.880 I'm panicking right now.

00:04:15.880 Act like you're panicking.

00:04:16.880 Act like you're panicking.

00:04:20.880 Bro, I'm still streaming, bro.

00:04:21.880 Listen, bro. 0.99

00:04:22.880 See, this sounds stupid. 1.00

00:04:23.880 See, this sounds stupid. 1.00

00:04:24.880 I did say you're stupid, bro. 1.00

00:04:26.880 What you can do, bro? 1.00

00:04:27.880 I'm trippin' right now, bro.

00:04:29.880 You muted it? 1.00

00:04:31.880 Fuckin' bro. 1.00

00:04:33.880 You muted it? 1.00

00:04:35.880 You know.

00:04:36.880 Say no. 1.00

00:04:37.880 What the fuck, bro? 1.00

00:04:38.880 You muted it? 1.00

00:04:39.880 I'm high.

00:04:40.880 Muted?

00:04:41.880 Say no.

00:04:42.880 I'm high.

00:04:43.880 I don't know how to. 1.00

00:04:44.880 Who the fuck let you get high? 1.00

00:04:45.880 You. 1.00

00:04:47.880 Don't tag me, bro.

00:04:48.880 How you wanna tag me? 1.00

00:04:49.880 Get the fuck off my phone. 1.00

00:04:51.880 No, no, no. 1.00

00:04:52.880 See, this sounds stupid, though. 1.00

00:04:53.880 See, this sounds stupid. 1.00

00:04:54.880 Let go out. 1.00

00:04:55.880 You were telling me shit! 1.00

00:04:56.880 You fucking leprechaun! 1.00

00:04:57.880 You weren't saying shit, leprechaun! 1.00

00:04:59.880 Shut the fuck up! 1.00

00:05:01.880 Like, what was it say? 1.00

00:05:03.880 He's gonna be like, bro, just leave my hat.

00:05:05.880 You broke my comment. 0.99

00:05:07.880 Nah, that's fucked up, right? 0.99

00:05:08.880 Yeah. 0.99

00:05:09.880 I felt bad, cause he, you know, he kept saying, did you mute it?

00:05:11.880 I felt bad, like...

00:05:12.880 You see, what'd you do, bro?

00:05:13.880 Dude!

00:05:14.880 What'd you do, bro?

00:05:15.880 Dude!

00:05:17.880 Hi, baby.

00:05:19.880 Okay, bro, stop.

00:05:20.880 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1.00

00:05:21.880 Who the fuck is calling me? 1.00

00:05:22.880 Hold me, wait a minute. 1.00

00:05:25.880 Oh, you got a new phone?

00:05:26.880 No, no, no, no.

00:05:27.880 I got my old phone, but this is my new phone.

00:05:28.880 Okay.

00:05:33.880 Bro, why didn't you... 1.00

00:05:34.880 What the fuck? 1.00

00:05:35.880 Why didn't you tell me... 1.00

00:05:36.880 Shut up, bitch-ass nigga! 1.00

00:05:37.880 K Podcast! 1.00

00:05:38.880 See that nigga way out! 1.00

00:05:39.880 I didn't know, bro.

00:05:40.880 I'm sorry.

00:05:43.880 Oh, okay. 0.98

00:05:44.880 I just missed all that air clean ass, bro. 0.99

00:05:46.880 I missed you too, man. 0.99

00:05:47.880 Man.

00:05:48.880 Alright, I love you, gang.

00:05:49.880 Love you too, bye.

00:05:53.880 We're brothers.

00:05:54.880 We're happy and we're singing and we're colored.

00:05:57.880 Give me a high five. 1.00

00:06:01.880 Bro, you picked your nose with that fucking hand, bitch. 1.00

00:06:02.880 Sorry, other hand. 1.00

00:06:03.880 You're weird, you're actually weird as fuck. 1.00

00:06:14.880 You're weird as fuck. 1.00

00:06:15.880 Why? 1.00

00:06:16.880 You're weird! 1.00

00:06:17.880 You're weird, you're weird, you're weird, you're weird, you're weird! 1.00

00:06:19.880 Why? 0.99

00:06:20.880 Bro, I'm gonna get ready for this IHOP lady to come. 0.95

00:06:22.880 Alright, you wanna let you do your thing?

00:06:26.880 Nah, I'll have the camera set up.

00:06:28.880 I'm gonna just rinse her up in front of the camera and then after, I'll dip out after that. 0.97

00:06:32.880 Okay, is she coming right now?

00:06:34.880 Yes. 0.99

00:06:35.880 Oh shit, how far is she? 1.00

00:06:37.880 She's like 10 minutes away. 1.00

00:06:39.880 Alright, alright, pretend I'm her.

00:06:41.880 Alright?

00:06:42.880 Sit down.

00:06:43.880 Yo, what's good?

00:06:44.880 No, bro, that's weird.

00:06:46.880 Stop! 1.00

00:06:47.880 What's going on, midget boy? 1.00

00:06:49.880 I'm kidding, imagine she called you that.

00:06:52.880 Nah, bro, what are you gonna do?

00:06:54.880 What are you guys gonna do?

00:06:57.880 Bro.

00:06:59.880 Bro!

00:07:00.880 What are you guys gonna do?

00:07:01.880 What are you guys gonna do?

00:07:02.880 What are you guys gonna do?

00:07:03.880 Bro, you just met her. 1.00

00:07:04.880 There's no way you're gonna fuck. 1.00

00:07:05.880 Dude, I have a question. 1.00

00:07:06.880 Do you wear condoms with girls you just met?

00:07:08.880 Yes.

00:07:09.880 I wear condoms with everybody.

00:07:10.880 You'll never, ever do.

00:07:11.880 Okay.

00:07:12.880 You'll never risk it.

00:07:13.880 Like, ever.

00:07:14.880 No.

00:07:15.880 No. 1.00

00:07:16.880 See, I said the same shit, bro. 1.00

00:07:17.880 I'm gonna be honest. 0.99

00:07:18.880 No, bro, when I was fucking, when I was fucking, like, back before I was obviously married, 0.95

00:07:21.880 like, I'm not actually married, Chad. 0.98

00:07:22.880 I'm not actually married, Chad.

00:07:23.880 I'll just say I'm married because me and Pammy are obviously very, very happy and we're

00:07:25.880 very much in love, ha.

00:07:26.880 Okay.

00:07:27.880 Anyways, back before I was together with Pammy, you know what I'm saying?

00:07:29.880 Like, I would just say, like, yo, yo, dude, condoms, like, but I would really do, like,

00:07:32.880 be honest, bro. 1.00

00:07:33.880 Have you ever fucked without a condom with a bitch? 1.00

00:07:38.880 Safe sex? 1.00

00:07:39.880 Safe sex is the best sex. 1.00

00:07:40.880 Chad, why you lying, bro? 0.99

00:07:41.880 Everyone...

00:07:42.880 No, no.

00:07:43.880 O.D.

00:07:44.880 Fire, Max Payne.

00:07:45.880 I got to go in there, man.

00:07:47.880 My put-out game show tough that word.

00:07:51.880 Um, prove it.

00:07:54.880 Alright, bro. 0.96

00:07:55.880 You're weird. 1.00

00:07:56.880 Not me, dumb fuck. 1.00

00:07:57.880 I'm fine. 1.00

00:08:02.880 like scoops oh my god you like shaggy who you no i don't like scoops bro you know who you look like 0.93

00:08:11.200 bro but i can't i i just want people to say i'm racist you don't say scooby-doo no curious george

00:08:16.320 no bro no bill can people just not say i'm racist it's no bill no bro can you not

00:08:22.480 prop swear to god right hand to god that i'm not racist if i say this you're not racist bro all

00:08:27.040 right have you ever seen the movie good burger welcome to good burger going with a good burger

00:08:31.360 i'm sorry guy wait is that are you offended

00:08:48.000 guy yeah okay that was a good ass roast i ain't gonna lie you sure i wasn't even 0.79

00:08:56.000 you should have saved that for a roast bro i mean i can just still say it'll still be funny 0.83

00:08:59.360 it's not like it's not like it's not like your looks are gonna change i mean you're still gonna

00:09:04.160 look like you know can you you know it's one i could say that's always gonna be funny that you're 0.99

00:09:07.600 a leprechaun that one's gonna always be funny bro no no it's gonna be funny for you because your ass 1.00

00:09:14.080 you're gonna be funny for you because your ass is literally have green hair bro what my ass 1.00

00:09:19.840 what no like you're here bro oh 1.00

00:09:30.080 someone said watch astral documentary imagine

00:09:34.480 bro chill out bro

00:09:35.360 i'm about to do my thing do my thing do my thing i thought you just said

00:09:51.120 all right all right guy it's a prank it's a prank oh okay

00:09:56.080 bro don't don't don't don't close your camera

00:09:58.400 i'm actually gonna get up out of here bro all right it's time to move it's them hours aiden

00:10:02.320 i feel you i will literally facetime you while i'm inside of it huh no you don't have to do that

00:10:07.120 it's okay all right bro um i love you but why you make me feel bad what the no i'm

00:10:13.360 i'm just gonna go hang out with shnaggy no i don't i don't want you to i don't want you to 1.00

00:10:17.840 what be here be here hi no i'm god i'm i'm high but i'm like you don't sound like where you can 0.92

00:10:23.120 deal with your high like i'm like that yeah you're gonna ask me i'm a grown ass man 0.99

00:10:27.200 all right uh holla at me good luck all right now that that ugly ass is gone all right guys listen 1.00

00:10:48.320 bro um what the should we do now um we could do a lot of shit we could uh we could uh we could uh 1.00

00:10:56.480 we could fucking i don't know bro thank god he's gone no bro that fucking ugly ass 1.00

00:11:01.920 fucking guy from fucking uh good burger y'all spend BLM spend BLM oh god spend BLM 1.00

00:11:08.880 spend BLM spend BLM oh god yo kill this nigga with BLM kill him kill him with BLM bro that's 1.00

00:11:17.680 fucked up oh my god that's so bad guy jokes on you BLM's banned from my chat 1.00

00:11:24.240 not at no wait no not no stop we're not doing that no no no hold up it's no no no no no bro no 0.99

00:11:34.000 there's a reason why it's fucking banned hold on a second i'm gonna explain it no 0.96

00:11:40.720 nigga banned a protest from his community no bro that's not no not like that okay bro it would be so 0.99

00:11:47.840 bad i would literally be playing gta i would hit a black pedestrian and people be like BLM like it was 1.00

00:11:52.400 racist for them to spam that you know what i'm saying no i feel you bro highlight me bro all right bro 0.99

00:11:58.560 shit peace you're amazing you're one of a kind smile more thanks guy uh real shit though guys um 1.00

00:12:08.160 i want to say kai's just a great guy great fucking guy thank god that ugly ass uh leprechaun is gone 0.99

00:12:13.840 though you know what i'm saying so now we can do our own thing and shit uh chat i have an idea why 1.00

00:12:17.920 don't we all i'm just gonna put some porn on the screen and why don't we just all beat our shit 1.00

00:12:21.280 yo 1.00

Adin Live - December 03, 2021

Adin Ross & Kai Cenat TROLL Lil Uzi...

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