Adin Live - December 03, 2021


Adin Ross & Kai Cenat TROLL Lil Uzi...


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

163.50902

Word Count

2,031

Sentence Count

186

Misogynist Sentences

15

Hate Speech Sentences

32


Summary

In this episode, we talk about InNOut vs. Shake Shack, the niggas that use the N-word, and more. Also, we have a special guest on the show who is a barber.


Transcript

00:00:00.920 Bro, I'm still screaming, bro, like this is bad.
00:00:02.880 See, this one's stupid. See, this one's stupid.
00:00:04.760 I, I, I didn't see you stupid, bro.
00:00:07.000 What you doing, bro?
00:00:08.840 I'm tripping right now, bro.
00:00:16.960 I'm crazy, bro.
00:00:18.840 Yo, what are you doing?
00:00:20.120 Nothing.
00:00:22.520 Yo, ma, still poor.
00:00:26.640 Kai.
00:00:28.160 Yo.
00:00:28.920 A lot of people in my chat use the N word.
00:00:30.280 Do you think they're white?
00:00:32.120 No.
00:00:33.080 I truly believe that the niggas that say niggas is black.
00:00:36.560 And then here we go with the type niggas
00:00:38.440 that's about to type niggas that's white.
00:00:41.160 Smiling behind their fucking cameras and shit.
00:00:43.880 Like, go to fucking hell.
00:00:45.040 All right, Shake Shack 1, delete the poll.
00:00:46.400 Mods, do a poll of In-N-Out versus, um...
00:00:50.000 Wait, Shake Shack.
00:00:51.200 Wait, what?
00:00:51.960 Shake Shack's beating In-N-Out, what?
00:00:54.080 Yes, bro.
00:00:55.240 Nah, y'all are crazy as fuck.
00:00:56.760 Bro, let me, let me break it down to you.
00:00:58.760 Shake Shack's buns alone, the buns for the burgers,
00:01:02.840 is unmatched.
00:01:03.680 But the sauce, the sauce, bro.
00:01:05.680 Then their sauce, they got their...
00:01:07.240 Then Shake Shack got a nice sauce too, bro.
00:01:09.560 What are you talking about, bro?
00:01:11.040 Nah, Kai, that's bad, Kai.
00:01:12.560 Somebody, somebody I know for a fact that's white.
00:01:16.360 It's that nigga.
00:01:17.120 Yeah.
00:01:17.960 They're doing it right now, they're doing it right now, that's just, but it's bad.
00:01:20.320 No, because Kai, like, you wanna know the dude's name?
00:01:22.880 Who?
00:01:23.880 The dude's, the dude's name is Adam.
00:01:25.880 So what you gonna do about that, you gonna, you gonna block him?
00:01:28.760 I mean, you gonna ban him for a little bit?
00:01:30.560 Should we get him to fuck out?
00:01:31.760 I think so.
00:01:32.880 I think so.
00:01:33.880 Yeah.
00:01:42.120 That's crazy.
00:01:43.120 I'm still DTB, I'm nasty.
00:01:45.120 Right, thank you Celery.
00:01:46.120 In and out spread is amazing.
00:01:47.680 Oh, tell Celery go fuck himself.
00:01:53.680 That was funny, right?
00:01:54.680 You need to shave this shit so bad.
00:01:55.880 I'm a barber, bro, let me do your shit.
00:01:57.880 Cap.
00:01:58.880 What?
00:01:59.880 You're not a barber.
00:02:00.880 Shut up.
00:02:01.880 But before I started streaming, I was a barber in college.
00:02:04.880 On God?
00:02:05.880 Yeah, that's how I got my money.
00:02:07.880 What the fuck?
00:02:08.880 I didn't know that.
00:02:09.880 Damn, the chat is so bad.
00:02:12.880 I thought you did.
00:02:13.880 Jesus Christ.
00:02:14.880 Well, niggas are still saying nigga.
00:02:16.880 This is crazy.
00:02:17.880 I know.
00:02:18.880 It's bad.
00:02:19.880 That's really, really bad.
00:02:20.880 David Sweet?
00:02:21.880 What the fuck did David Sweet?
00:02:22.880 Oh, Duke said he getting his dreads done.
00:02:32.880 He is?
00:02:33.880 Yeah, them just gonna look like worms though.
00:02:36.880 Duke is actually getting dreads?
00:02:39.880 Bro, what the fuck?
00:02:41.880 David said, my door handle broke.
00:02:44.880 I'm locked in my office.
00:02:46.880 Come help.
00:02:47.880 He only tagged Agent and Duke, so that got nothing to do with me.
00:02:51.880 He only tagged Agent and Duke.
00:02:53.880 If you want to be on their dick so bad, let them help you.
00:02:56.880 Because they're not helping him.
00:02:57.880 He should've tagged.
00:02:58.880 Man, he sold.
00:02:59.880 A nigga.
00:03:00.880 Spam sold.
00:03:01.880 Yeah, Spam sold.
00:03:02.880 A nigga like me, I would've ran down there, bro, for my man.
00:03:04.880 He sold.
00:03:05.880 Facts.
00:03:06.880 I would've tagged you.
00:03:09.880 Bro, we gotta do something big, bro.
00:03:10.880 I don't know.
00:03:12.880 What the hell?
00:03:13.880 What you gonna do?
00:03:15.880 I don't know.
00:03:17.880 This nigga Duke really got dreads.
00:03:19.880 Bro, what are you gonna do?
00:03:22.880 Tell me.
00:03:23.880 I sound like you about-
00:03:24.880 I sound like you about to cry.
00:03:26.880 What do you wanna do?
00:03:28.880 Bro, why am I saying ew?
00:03:29.880 What the fuck are you doing?
00:03:31.880 Eat it now, eat it now.
00:03:32.880 Eat it, eat it, eat it.
00:03:36.880 You was one of those kids?
00:03:37.880 Oh my god, I hate niggas like you, bro.
00:03:42.880 Don't say that.
00:03:44.880 I don't like that shit.
00:03:54.880 Yo, wasn't you supposed to have merch dropping?
00:03:57.880 Me?
00:03:58.880 Yes.
00:03:59.880 Don't worry about it.
00:04:00.880 Don't hold.
00:04:01.880 Bro, I'm not gonna lie but I'm high as fuck, bro.
00:04:03.880 Who's he got me high?
00:04:04.880 I'm gonna call him, bro.
00:04:06.880 Bro, why the fuck did he do that?
00:04:07.880 Press him, press him, press him, press him, press him.
00:04:09.880 Should I actually act like I'm really mad?
00:04:11.880 Press him!
00:04:12.880 Yes.
00:04:13.880 Play me a ball.
00:04:14.880 I'm panicking right now.
00:04:15.880 Act like you're panicking.
00:04:16.880 Act like you're panicking.
00:04:20.880 Bro, I'm still streaming, bro.
00:04:21.880 Listen, bro.
00:04:22.880 See, this sounds stupid.
00:04:23.880 See, this sounds stupid.
00:04:24.880 I did say you're stupid, bro.
00:04:26.880 What you can do, bro?
00:04:27.880 I'm trippin' right now, bro.
00:04:29.880 You muted it?
00:04:31.880 Fuckin' bro.
00:04:33.880 You muted it?
00:04:35.880 You know.
00:04:36.880 Say no.
00:04:37.880 What the fuck, bro?
00:04:38.880 You muted it?
00:04:39.880 I'm high.
00:04:40.880 Muted?
00:04:41.880 Say no.
00:04:42.880 I'm high.
00:04:43.880 I don't know how to.
00:04:44.880 Who the fuck let you get high?
00:04:45.880 You.
00:04:47.880 Don't tag me, bro.
00:04:48.880 How you wanna tag me?
00:04:49.880 Get the fuck off my phone.
00:04:51.880 No, no, no.
00:04:52.880 See, this sounds stupid, though.
00:04:53.880 See, this sounds stupid.
00:04:54.880 Let go out.
00:04:55.880 You were telling me shit!
00:04:56.880 You fucking leprechaun!
00:04:57.880 You weren't saying shit, leprechaun!
00:04:59.880 Shut the fuck up!
00:05:01.880 Like, what was it say?
00:05:03.880 He's gonna be like, bro, just leave my hat.
00:05:05.880 You broke my comment.
00:05:07.880 Nah, that's fucked up, right?
00:05:08.880 Yeah.
00:05:09.880 I felt bad, cause he, you know, he kept saying, did you mute it?
00:05:11.880 I felt bad, like...
00:05:12.880 You see, what'd you do, bro?
00:05:13.880 Dude!
00:05:14.880 What'd you do, bro?
00:05:15.880 Dude!
00:05:17.880 Hi, baby.
00:05:19.880 Okay, bro, stop.
00:05:20.880 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:05:21.880 Who the fuck is calling me?
00:05:22.880 Hold me, wait a minute.
00:05:25.880 Oh, you got a new phone?
00:05:26.880 No, no, no, no.
00:05:27.880 I got my old phone, but this is my new phone.
00:05:28.880 Okay.
00:05:33.880 Bro, why didn't you...
00:05:34.880 What the fuck?
00:05:35.880 Why didn't you tell me...
00:05:36.880 Shut up, bitch-ass nigga!
00:05:37.880 K Podcast!
00:05:38.880 See that nigga way out!
00:05:39.880 I didn't know, bro.
00:05:40.880 I'm sorry.
00:05:43.880 Oh, okay.
00:05:44.880 I just missed all that air clean ass, bro.
00:05:46.880 I missed you too, man.
00:05:47.880 Man.
00:05:48.880 Alright, I love you, gang.
00:05:49.880 Love you too, bye.
00:05:53.880 We're brothers.
00:05:54.880 We're happy and we're singing and we're colored.
00:05:57.880 Give me a high five.
00:06:01.880 Bro, you picked your nose with that fucking hand, bitch.
00:06:02.880 Sorry, other hand.
00:06:03.880 You're weird, you're actually weird as fuck.
00:06:14.880 You're weird as fuck.
00:06:15.880 Why?
00:06:16.880 You're weird!
00:06:17.880 You're weird, you're weird, you're weird, you're weird, you're weird!
00:06:19.880 Why?
00:06:20.880 Bro, I'm gonna get ready for this IHOP lady to come.
00:06:22.880 Alright, you wanna let you do your thing?
00:06:26.880 Nah, I'll have the camera set up.
00:06:28.880 I'm gonna just rinse her up in front of the camera and then after, I'll dip out after that.
00:06:32.880 Okay, is she coming right now?
00:06:34.880 Yes.
00:06:35.880 Oh shit, how far is she?
00:06:37.880 She's like 10 minutes away.
00:06:39.880 Alright, alright, pretend I'm her.
00:06:41.880 Alright?
00:06:42.880 Sit down.
00:06:43.880 Yo, what's good?
00:06:44.880 No, bro, that's weird.
00:06:46.880 Stop!
00:06:47.880 What's going on, midget boy?
00:06:49.880 I'm kidding, imagine she called you that.
00:06:52.880 Nah, bro, what are you gonna do?
00:06:54.880 What are you guys gonna do?
00:06:57.880 Bro.
00:06:59.880 Bro!
00:07:00.880 What are you guys gonna do?
00:07:01.880 What are you guys gonna do?
00:07:02.880 What are you guys gonna do?
00:07:03.880 Bro, you just met her.
00:07:04.880 There's no way you're gonna fuck.
00:07:05.880 Dude, I have a question.
00:07:06.880 Do you wear condoms with girls you just met?
00:07:08.880 Yes.
00:07:09.880 I wear condoms with everybody.
00:07:10.880 You'll never, ever do.
00:07:11.880 Okay.
00:07:12.880 You'll never risk it.
00:07:13.880 Like, ever.
00:07:14.880 No.
00:07:15.880 No.
00:07:16.880 See, I said the same shit, bro.
00:07:17.880 I'm gonna be honest.
00:07:18.880 No, bro, when I was fucking, when I was fucking, like, back before I was obviously married,
00:07:21.880 like, I'm not actually married, Chad.
00:07:22.880 I'm not actually married, Chad.
00:07:23.880 I'll just say I'm married because me and Pammy are obviously very, very happy and we're
00:07:25.880 very much in love, ha.
00:07:26.880 Okay.
00:07:27.880 Anyways, back before I was together with Pammy, you know what I'm saying?
00:07:29.880 Like, I would just say, like, yo, yo, dude, condoms, like, but I would really do, like,
00:07:32.880 be honest, bro.
00:07:33.880 Have you ever fucked without a condom with a bitch?
00:07:38.880 Safe sex?
00:07:39.880 Safe sex is the best sex.
00:07:40.880 Chad, why you lying, bro?
00:07:41.880 Everyone...
00:07:42.880 No, no.
00:07:43.880 O.D.
00:07:44.880 Fire, Max Payne.
00:07:45.880 I got to go in there, man.
00:07:47.880 My put-out game show tough that word.
00:07:51.880 Um, prove it.
00:07:54.880 Alright, bro.
00:07:55.880 You're weird.
00:07:56.880 Not me, dumb fuck.
00:07:57.880 I'm fine.
00:08:02.880 like scoops oh my god you like shaggy who you no i don't like scoops bro you know who you look like
00:08:11.200 bro but i can't i i just want people to say i'm racist you don't say scooby-doo no curious george
00:08:16.320 no bro no bill can people just not say i'm racist it's no bill no bro can you not
00:08:22.480 prop swear to god right hand to god that i'm not racist if i say this you're not racist bro all
00:08:27.040 right have you ever seen the movie good burger welcome to good burger going with a good burger
00:08:31.360 i'm sorry guy wait is that are you offended
00:08:48.000 guy yeah okay that was a good ass roast i ain't gonna lie you sure i wasn't even
00:08:56.000 you should have saved that for a roast bro i mean i can just still say it'll still be funny
00:08:59.360 it's not like it's not like it's not like your looks are gonna change i mean you're still gonna
00:09:04.160 look like you know can you you know it's one i could say that's always gonna be funny that you're
00:09:07.600 a leprechaun that one's gonna always be funny bro no no it's gonna be funny for you because your ass
00:09:14.080 you're gonna be funny for you because your ass is literally have green hair bro what my ass
00:09:19.840 what no like you're here bro oh
00:09:30.080 someone said watch astral documentary imagine
00:09:34.480 bro chill out bro
00:09:35.360 i'm about to do my thing do my thing do my thing i thought you just said
00:09:51.120 all right all right guy it's a prank it's a prank oh okay
00:09:56.080 bro don't don't don't don't close your camera
00:09:58.400 i'm actually gonna get up out of here bro all right it's time to move it's them hours aiden
00:10:02.320 i feel you i will literally facetime you while i'm inside of it huh no you don't have to do that
00:10:07.120 it's okay all right bro um i love you but why you make me feel bad what the no i'm
00:10:13.360 i'm just gonna go hang out with shnaggy no i don't i don't want you to i don't want you to
00:10:17.840 what be here be here hi no i'm god i'm i'm high but i'm like you don't sound like where you can
00:10:23.120 deal with your high like i'm like that yeah you're gonna ask me i'm a grown ass man
00:10:27.200 all right uh holla at me good luck all right now that that ugly ass is gone all right guys listen
00:10:48.320 bro um what the should we do now um we could do a lot of shit we could uh we could uh we could uh
00:10:56.480 we could fucking i don't know bro thank god he's gone no bro that fucking ugly ass
00:11:01.920 fucking guy from fucking uh good burger y'all spend BLM spend BLM oh god spend BLM
00:11:08.880 spend BLM spend BLM oh god yo kill this nigga with BLM kill him kill him with BLM bro that's
00:11:17.680 fucked up oh my god that's so bad guy jokes on you BLM's banned from my chat
00:11:24.240 not at no wait no not no stop we're not doing that no no no hold up it's no no no no no bro no
00:11:34.000 there's a reason why it's fucking banned hold on a second i'm gonna explain it no
00:11:40.720 nigga banned a protest from his community no bro that's not no not like that okay bro it would be so
00:11:47.840 bad i would literally be playing gta i would hit a black pedestrian and people be like BLM like it was
00:11:52.400 racist for them to spam that you know what i'm saying no i feel you bro highlight me bro all right bro
00:11:58.560 shit peace you're amazing you're one of a kind smile more thanks guy uh real shit though guys um
00:12:08.160 i want to say kai's just a great guy great fucking guy thank god that ugly ass uh leprechaun is gone
00:12:13.840 though you know what i'm saying so now we can do our own thing and shit uh chat i have an idea why
00:12:17.920 don't we all i'm just gonna put some porn on the screen and why don't we just all beat our shit
00:12:21.280 yo