Adin Live - June 10, 2025


Adin Ross & N3on VS Julian Newman & Jaden Newman 2v2 Basketball


Episode Stats


Length

33 minutes

Words per minute

175.22102

Word count

5,939

Sentence count

1,543

Harmful content

Misogyny

69

sentences flagged

Toxicity

460

sentences flagged

Hate speech

10

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Summary

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Chad and Aiden play a game called "Pick and Shoot" with their friends and family. It's a fun game where they shoot for ball and try to figure out who's going to shoot the ball first. Aiden accidentally breaks his ankle. Chad thinks he's in 2k.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 I want to sit and create plays with you.
00:00:01.260 I want them watching more fitting plays.
00:00:02.780 Okay.
00:00:02.960 Listen, listen, this, this means pick and pop 1.00
00:00:05.980 because I'm going to pick and shoot the three, okay? 0.99
00:00:07.320 Wait, hold on. 1.00
00:00:07.800 This means pick and pop.
00:00:08.940 Yeah.
00:00:09.260 Okay.
00:00:09.520 Now, this means pick and roll.
00:00:11.540 Am I supposed to remember this?
00:00:12.520 Yeah, check it out.
00:00:12.900 Pick and pop, pick and roll.
00:00:14.500 This piece means a quick slip.
00:00:17.080 Act fake screen like in 2K.
00:00:18.480 We're just going to slip.
00:00:19.160 Lock it.
00:00:19.580 You like it?
00:00:20.040 Okay.
00:00:20.320 Should we shoot for ball?
00:00:21.120 No, they've got to shoot for it.
00:00:21.980 Okay.
00:00:22.480 Yeah, you're right.
00:00:23.480 What do you mean, dude?
00:00:24.440 Do you think he has a pointy nose?
00:00:26.740 I'm going to do it.
00:00:27.420 Do you think he has a pointy nose?
00:00:28.380 I'll be all right.
00:00:29.320 He's Jewish.
00:00:30.240 Yo.
00:00:30.880 What?
00:00:31.300 I'm part Jewish as well.
00:00:32.200 No way.
00:00:33.020 My dad is half black, half white, but he's white-sized Jewish. 1.00
00:00:36.980 Yeah, he's black and white.
00:00:38.700 Me too.
00:00:39.480 Me too.
00:00:39.820 No, you're not.
00:00:40.500 No, no, no.
00:00:40.840 Actually.
00:00:42.440 I'm Pindian.
00:00:43.200 I'm Pakistani and Indian.
00:00:44.060 Wait, so you do Hanukkah and Christmas?
00:00:45.740 No, not really.
00:00:46.720 That's more what my dad probably grew up doing.
00:00:48.840 Yeah.
00:00:49.060 But he always lets us know you're Jewish.
00:00:51.420 Yeah.
00:00:51.740 You're Jewish. 0.75
00:00:52.400 Yeah. 1.00
00:00:53.340 Shit, I kind of. 1.00
00:00:54.920 Okay. 1.00
00:00:55.660 Oh, wait.
00:00:56.100 Why did you just do it?
00:00:56.800 Shoot for ball, right?
00:00:58.140 No, it's...
00:00:58.980 Okay, you got to call.
00:01:00.260 You got to call.
00:01:00.580 We're shooting for ball.
00:01:01.300 We're shooting for ball.
00:01:02.040 Got you.
00:01:02.400 I hate people who cheat.
00:01:03.980 No, we were shooting for ball.
00:01:05.460 You got it.
00:01:05.860 You got it.
00:01:06.200 You got it.
00:01:06.500 You got it.
00:01:06.760 Okay, shoot for ball.
00:01:07.580 Shoot for ball.
00:01:07.780 So what?
00:01:09.300 I like playing fair.
00:01:10.200 But if you make it, it's your ball.
00:01:12.140 If you miss it, it's our ball.
00:01:13.300 Yeah.
00:01:13.660 I got you.
00:01:14.060 Hold my phone.
00:01:14.440 I got you.
00:01:14.940 Wait, this ball?
00:01:16.160 Why are we using their ball?
00:01:17.080 That's cool.
00:01:17.480 No.
00:01:17.940 That ball's good.
00:01:18.640 We're using that ball.
00:01:20.160 I'll make it.
00:01:20.780 She's vicious. 1.00
00:01:21.520 All right.
00:01:21.640 Why do you have a small cracked phone?
00:01:25.760 He almost hit that.
00:01:26.740 He be getting up shots over here, bro.
00:01:28.500 May the best man or woman win.
00:01:30.380 Yes.
00:01:31.760 Yeah.
00:01:32.360 Are we doing pass-ins?
00:01:33.760 Yeah.
00:01:35.360 Are you sure?
00:01:36.440 Got him just like that.
00:01:37.200 Yes.
00:01:38.520 Up and down, Aiden.
00:01:39.320 Up and down.
00:01:41.440 Beautiful.
00:01:44.140 Are we doing ones and twos?
00:01:47.520 Ones.
00:01:47.920 All ones.
00:01:48.240 Now it's all ones.
00:01:49.540 Now it's all ones.
00:01:49.560 Now everything's off.
00:01:50.400 You guys said-
00:01:51.200 Ones and twos.
00:01:52.540 Ones and twos.
00:01:54.440 Neon, what do I need?
00:01:55.080 You see, I want to see her.
00:01:55.880 I'm going to just let him go to work.
00:01:58.380 This guy thinks he's in 2K.
00:01:59.900 2K.
00:02:00.220 2K.
00:02:00.320 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:00.800 Oh, God.
00:02:01.500 Up and down, Aiden.
00:02:02.060 I told you.
00:02:02.440 Up and down.
00:02:03.360 Neon, he's going to break my ankle.
00:02:04.920 He said up and down. 0.99
00:02:05.860 What the fuck does that mean? 0.99
00:02:08.920 Yep. 0.99
00:02:10.560 Just scream. 1.00
00:02:11.220 Just shoot it. 1.00
00:02:11.780 Shoot it. 1.00
00:02:12.240 What does that mean? 1.00
00:02:13.000 Shoot it. 1.00
00:02:16.620 Give me one, Aiden. 1.00
00:02:17.260 It's out, Neon.
00:02:23.340 It hit the wall.
00:02:26.160 What?
00:02:27.740 Yes, it did.
00:02:28.860 Let him have it.
00:02:29.260 Let him have it.
00:02:29.640 Let him have it.
00:02:29.660 Look at Chad.
00:02:30.360 Look at Chad.
00:02:30.940 Look at Chad.
00:02:31.600 Let him have it.
00:02:32.020 Let him have it.
00:02:32.340 It's cool.
00:02:33.280 It's cool.
00:02:33.560 Let him have it.
00:02:33.740 Let him cheat.
00:02:34.860 No, no, no.
00:02:35.560 Chessie now.
00:02:37.380 Too off.
00:02:37.960 It literally hit the wall.
00:02:39.940 Chessie now.
00:02:42.820 Give her the ball, please. 1.00
00:02:45.120 Remember the play, Aiden. 1.00
00:02:47.260 What the fuck? 1.00
00:02:52.220 All right, I'm here. 1.00
00:02:53.720 My bat.
00:02:54.340 My bat.
00:02:55.540 My bat.
00:02:56.260 You're good.
00:02:56.520 You're good.
00:02:57.100 You're by yourself.
00:02:58.640 By yourself.
00:03:01.560 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:03:03.700 Get up.
00:03:04.380 You good.
00:03:05.460 That's you, me.
00:03:08.100 Switch. 1.00
00:03:08.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:03:10.160 Bro, I'm getting broke by that. 1.00
00:03:11.200 Board.
00:03:11.520 You got broke by that.
00:03:13.940 I'm in the back.
00:03:14.840 That's funny.
00:03:15.200 That's me.
00:03:16.780 That's me. 1.00
00:03:17.220 I'm in that ass. 1.00
00:03:18.960 Oh. 1.00
00:03:20.960 Fuck. 1.00
00:03:24.900 I can't, bro. 1.00
00:03:26.540 Shoot it. 1.00
00:03:27.920 Board. 1.00
00:03:28.900 You good.
00:03:30.100 Take it out, Aiden.
00:03:31.380 Switch it, Chas. 1.00
00:03:32.120 Switch it.
00:03:32.720 Hater.
00:03:33.000 It's my fault. 0.98
00:03:37.160 You missed a shot.
00:03:37.460 You got to read my knee on.
00:03:38.260 You point your nose.
00:03:39.140 Oh, my God.
00:03:40.520 Yes.
00:03:43.640 I just don't get why she's passing it every time and not you.
00:03:46.960 That's our method.
00:03:47.840 That's our method, man.
00:03:48.620 So you guys do play together.
00:03:50.300 I'm going to let him go to work.
00:03:51.500 I don't think of him.
00:03:53.520 Yeah. 0.59
00:03:54.620 Up and down your booty.
00:03:55.320 Wait. 0.87
00:03:55.920 How much did we have?
00:03:56.620 3-0.
00:03:57.360 What is?
00:03:57.720 That's five, buddy.
00:03:58.680 No, that's five.
00:03:59.200 Let's go.
00:03:59.440 That's three.
00:03:59.740 We can play all ones if you like, though.
00:04:03.040 What do you mean?
00:04:03.840 Because that's definitely five if it's one to two.
00:04:05.360 Okay, it's five-zero.
00:04:05.680 That's fine.
00:04:06.000 All right, let's go.
00:04:06.400 Let's go.
00:04:06.700 Come on.
00:04:07.360 Halftime at seven.
00:04:08.140 Okay, man.
00:04:10.100 Halftime is crazy.
00:04:15.580 Oh! 0.60
00:04:18.000 We're here.
00:04:20.600 Switch.
00:04:21.160 Mismap.
00:04:21.820 Yep.
00:04:22.200 Right back.
00:04:22.880 Next time I'm going to get back.
00:04:23.480 Come on.
00:04:23.880 Come on.
00:04:25.720 Hold a play.
00:04:27.200 Hold a play, point guard.
00:04:28.960 Get up.
00:04:29.240 I got it.
00:04:29.880 I got it.
00:04:29.900 I got it.
00:04:30.100 Move.
00:04:33.600 Double team.
00:04:35.180 Double team.
00:04:36.300 I fell.
00:04:36.940 I didn't even touch you.
00:04:38.520 This guy called a fell.
00:04:39.480 Don't put my hand. 1.00
00:04:40.060 That shit like this is fucked. 1.00
00:04:42.080 You hit my arm. 1.00
00:04:42.880 That's cool.
00:04:43.180 You hit my arm.
00:04:44.920 Hey. 1.00
00:04:48.900 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:04:49.860 That's a freaking... 1.00
00:04:50.540 Yo. 0.87
00:04:51.220 You got to call back for it, Aiden.
00:04:53.260 Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:04:55.760 Five-two, five-two.
00:04:56.840 Min that.
00:04:57.920 Nothing.
00:04:58.420 Nothing.
00:04:58.700 Stay there, stay there, stay there, stay there.
00:05:00.280 Stay there, stay there.
00:05:03.040 Huh?
00:05:03.400 Sit right there. 1.00
00:05:06.780 Damn. 1.00
00:05:07.840 Yeah, that's defense. 1.00
00:05:09.340 She's strong and she looks fast.
00:05:11.540 Come on.
00:05:14.340 Min that. 1.00
00:05:14.920 Min that ass. 1.00
00:05:15.480 Pat Bell. 1.00
00:05:16.180 Pat Bell.
00:05:16.880 Switch it.
00:05:17.300 Switch it.
00:05:17.540 Switch it.
00:05:17.900 Switch it.
00:05:18.140 Switch it.
00:05:18.420 Switch it.
00:05:19.700 Pat Bell.
00:05:20.720 Pat Bell.
00:05:21.220 I can't make a shot to save my...
00:05:25.760 You don't got it. 0.97
00:05:30.200 Hell no. 1.00
00:05:31.860 Fuck. 1.00
00:05:32.360 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:05:33.500 No way, bro.
00:05:34.480 Ah!
00:05:35.860 Half time.
00:05:36.740 All right.
00:05:37.240 Let's go.
00:05:37.560 What's up?
00:05:37.740 Why let's see the score for what?
00:05:39.180 No, we're good.
00:05:39.780 Half time, yeah.
00:05:40.240 We're good.
00:05:40.520 No, no, we're good.
00:05:47.760 Listen, two of them.
00:05:48.940 Did they tell you not to go to do?
00:05:50.600 All we got to do?
00:05:51.640 No.
00:05:52.320 I'm just making it. 0.53
00:05:53.060 You got to hit your shots.
00:05:53.880 I'm going to double team.
00:05:54.840 Double.
00:05:55.020 You're good. 1.00
00:05:55.580 What the fuck? 1.00
00:05:55.960 Leave the girl open. 1.00
00:05:57.660 I forget she has a mic as well. 1.00
00:05:59.200 She can't do shit. 0.99
00:06:00.560 No, it's real. 1.00
00:06:01.680 We got to try it. 0.99
00:06:02.420 What the fuck is she going to do? 0.99
00:06:02.940 I know, you're right. 0.99
00:06:03.480 All right. 1.00
00:06:03.940 Let her shoot the three. 1.00
00:06:04.580 It's fucking bullshit. 1.00
00:06:05.340 You know what's crazy? 1.00
00:06:05.760 They're not even good.
00:06:06.180 That glove.
00:06:06.520 Yeah.
00:06:08.300 I know that glove.
00:06:08.980 Thank you.
00:06:09.520 Yeah, they're not good.
00:06:10.140 He's just doing all that dribbling.
00:06:11.660 He's so good.
00:06:12.160 He stopped all that stuff.
00:06:12.880 I stopped.
00:06:13.600 I stopped drinking.
00:06:14.940 I stopped.
00:06:15.280 Staying up late.
00:06:15.760 I stopped.
00:06:16.200 That's what I mean.
00:06:16.900 Halftime over.
00:06:17.700 Halftime's done.
00:06:19.420 Okay?
00:06:20.440 Like, what?
00:06:22.180 And we still get two more timeouts.
00:06:23.960 Two more timeouts is crazy.
00:06:25.620 Yeah, we get timeouts.
00:06:27.120 Let's go.
00:06:28.560 Halftime's done.
00:06:30.340 We can give you a ball at half, too.
00:06:32.520 All right.
00:06:33.180 That's fine.
00:06:33.860 Come on. 1.00
00:06:34.180 Let her shoot. 1.00
00:06:35.540 It's our ball, Leon.
00:06:36.240 It's our ball.
00:06:39.340 That's fine.
00:06:39.980 You got it.
00:06:40.300 You got it.
00:06:40.720 It switched.
00:06:41.400 So we played against, like, a few people.
00:06:42.700 That's how we do it.
00:06:43.420 Yeah.
00:06:43.760 This is how we do it.
00:06:44.860 I'm a pass in.
00:06:46.080 I don't think anyone does.
00:06:47.040 That's fine.
00:06:47.440 Come on.
00:06:47.700 That's okay.
00:06:48.340 I got it.
00:06:48.560 I mean, hey, we're in your facility, buddy.
00:06:50.120 However it goes.
00:06:50.960 I got it. 1.00
00:06:52.380 Shoot it, Leon. 1.00
00:06:53.060 Shoot it. 1.00
00:06:53.660 Which one? 1.00
00:06:56.180 Okay.
00:06:56.840 We're in line. 1.00
00:06:58.040 He's throwing up fucking gangsters. 1.00
00:07:00.320 Aiden? 1.00
00:07:00.940 No.
00:07:01.760 No.
00:07:02.080 What do you mean, no?
00:07:03.420 You there?
00:07:03.980 Scream. 1.00
00:07:04.300 You see it?
00:07:04.680 Get over it. 1.00
00:07:06.260 Hey, we need to drive in, idiot. 1.00
00:07:07.520 Fucking shock-lock violation. 1.00
00:07:09.100 He's dribbling more than Julian Newman, dude. 0.99
00:07:11.120 I'm on me.
00:07:12.460 I'm on me.
00:07:14.120 Come on, baby. 0.97
00:07:15.000 I'm on that.
00:07:16.260 I got to help.
00:07:17.140 I'm on that.
00:07:19.040 She let you do that, Neon. 1.00
00:07:20.940 She let you do that.
00:07:22.900 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:07:24.680 Fucking shitty ass, Randy. 1.00
00:07:25.840 Off to you. 1.00
00:07:28.720 Bro, you can't let me. 0.52
00:07:29.840 You can't shoot that. 1.00
00:07:30.440 Shoot the ball. 0.94
00:07:31.640 Oh. 0.71
00:07:32.940 Aiden, give me go.
00:07:33.520 Give me go.
00:07:34.420 Give me go.
00:07:35.880 You're going away from the basket.
00:07:37.620 Aiden.
00:07:39.940 Get it, Aiden.
00:07:40.620 Out of bounds.
00:07:41.500 Oh, Tim.
00:07:42.100 Oh.
00:07:42.840 Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim.
00:07:43.760 Give me that, Aiden.
00:07:45.040 Give me that, Tim.
00:07:47.680 What do you want?
00:07:55.340 Stop.
00:07:55.700 How?
00:07:56.220 How?
00:07:56.320 How?
00:07:58.520 He's touching the ball.
00:08:00.060 No, but he's done it.
00:08:00.680 Hey, I'm over.
00:08:05.460 Stop moaning, Neon.
00:08:10.480 Switch, switch, switch.
00:08:11.680 Yeah.
00:08:12.840 Watch how you play defense.
00:08:13.560 Come here, Neon. 0.94
00:08:15.160 Come here.
00:08:16.160 Go.
00:08:16.480 Do something.
00:08:17.640 Come here.
00:08:18.700 Come here.
00:08:18.900 I'm not making it.
00:08:19.440 That's what will happen.
00:08:21.180 You got to come out here.
00:08:22.580 Get up.
00:08:22.820 I got to help.
00:08:24.540 Here you go.
00:08:26.280 Nine.
00:08:26.760 Now, seven.
00:08:27.680 Nine.
00:08:28.440 It's nine, four.
00:08:29.260 Nine, four.
00:08:29.560 No, really, bro?
00:08:39.120 Are you serious?
00:08:39.400 You got to guard.
00:08:40.160 No, are you serious, bro?
00:08:40.900 You got to switch, buddy.
00:08:41.920 You guard him.
00:08:42.480 You guard him.
00:08:43.160 Yeah, we do. 0.64
00:08:43.860 That ain't going to do shit, though, man. 0.76
00:08:45.060 Come on.
00:08:45.340 Come on. 1.00
00:08:45.360 You got to fucking crack. 1.00
00:08:46.080 Come here, baby boy. 1.00
00:08:47.620 Baby boy.
00:08:48.860 Nice, bro.
00:08:49.940 Come on, Neon. 1.00
00:08:51.340 I know how to guard you, bro.
00:08:53.600 Up and down.
00:08:54.240 Watch.
00:08:54.440 Watch what I do.
00:08:54.980 Watch.
00:08:55.240 Watch.
00:08:55.520 Neon is going to throw off your head.
00:08:57.900 Board. 0.83
00:08:59.440 Rebound.
00:09:00.620 11-3.
00:09:01.680 How'd that ball get here?
00:09:03.700 Miss Aiden.
00:09:04.420 Miss Aiden. 0.99
00:09:08.200 It's a fucking mismatch. 0.99
00:09:09.840 Hey. 1.00
00:09:11.000 Bro, I just want to break this ankle. 1.00
00:09:12.540 It's a fucking... 1.00
00:09:13.220 Hey, idiot. 1.00
00:09:14.280 It's a mismatch. 1.00
00:09:14.980 You have the girl on you.
00:09:15.500 Do something.
00:09:16.220 Why are you screaming?
00:09:16.780 12.
00:09:17.780 You know what I was going to do.
00:09:18.400 I was going to pop.
00:09:18.960 12.
00:09:19.600 12 to three lucky points, man.
00:09:21.440 You're going to play a VO3.
00:09:22.420 I know.
00:09:23.180 Yeah.
00:09:23.320 You've got to play...
00:09:27.020 I do.
00:09:28.480 You've got to play defense.
00:09:30.900 Ball hog.
00:09:34.180 Ball hog.
00:09:34.820 And you missed.
00:09:35.580 That's not travel?
00:09:36.180 Ah!
00:09:37.920 Step back.
00:09:38.220 But he took two three.
00:09:39.540 I might...
00:09:40.020 Hey.
00:09:40.640 That is an A.
00:09:41.760 That's fine.
00:09:42.100 14-3.
00:09:42.640 14-3.
00:09:43.140 That's cool.
00:09:43.380 14-3.
00:09:43.720 14-3.
00:09:44.620 Ready?
00:09:47.860 How about you score?
00:09:50.440 There we go.
00:09:51.120 I don't need to.
00:09:51.720 You can do all the money.
00:09:53.320 Wow.
00:10:02.460 I got him.
00:10:03.100 I got your help.
00:10:03.660 Just like that.
00:10:05.320 He's tired.
00:10:06.480 He's tired.
00:10:07.220 He's tired.
00:10:08.820 He's too... 1.00
00:10:09.500 Fuck, though. 1.00
00:10:11.180 He's... 1.00
00:10:11.620 Shoot it. 1.00
00:10:15.240 Shoot it. 1.00
00:10:15.520 Shoot it. 1.00
00:10:15.540 Shoot it. 1.00
00:10:15.820 Shoot it. 1.00
00:10:16.000 He can't shoot. 1.00
00:10:18.340 Watch your face. 1.00
00:10:20.220 Fuck me. 1.00
00:10:22.360 Right at it. 1.00
00:10:23.180 That's you.
00:10:24.220 How about you score?
00:10:26.500 Come on.
00:10:27.360 How about you score?
00:10:28.520 He has zero points.
00:10:29.500 Go! 0.95
00:10:30.080 Come on.
00:10:30.580 No, no.
00:10:31.060 Neon, I swear to God, you know.
00:10:32.080 Hey, bro.
00:10:32.460 I saw that.
00:10:32.680 Don't do that.
00:10:33.380 Running back.
00:10:34.080 That's 15.
00:10:35.380 Hey, bro.
00:10:37.100 Do you believe me?
00:10:37.880 Brother.
00:10:38.160 No, but you know what's funny?
00:10:39.000 15.
00:10:39.420 That move is made to look like that, though.
00:10:41.660 But come on.
00:10:42.000 I go...
00:10:42.580 Here.
00:10:42.880 It's a hesitation.
00:10:43.640 I hear you.
00:10:44.500 You touched with her hand, though, like, slightly.
00:10:46.940 No, no.
00:10:47.660 Sometimes, maybe I do, but not there.
00:10:48.960 Okay, but right there you did.
00:10:49.780 I'm asking the chat.
00:10:50.340 Hold on, let me see the chat, sir.
00:10:50.960 No, you did.
00:10:51.240 Hey, I'll chat, chat.
00:10:52.000 Yeah, see what they think.
00:10:53.300 Yeah, Neon.
00:10:53.880 Hey, bro, this is...
00:10:54.940 You call it.
00:10:55.580 We're running back.
00:10:56.080 Oh, thank you.
00:10:56.540 Yeah, we're running back.
00:10:57.120 No, it's not game, though.
00:10:57.760 We didn't lose.
00:10:58.720 That would have been, Neon.
00:11:00.380 No, it would have been game.
00:11:01.220 Four, two, three.
00:11:01.680 But it was double dribble.
00:11:02.600 See, they're saying it.
00:11:03.200 It's a double dribble.
00:11:03.640 That's cool, so...
00:11:04.160 I'm passing. 0.99
00:11:07.020 I need to fucking make my shots, bro. 0.99
00:11:10.820 Freaking... 0.99
00:11:11.820 You used to call them IG refs.
00:11:12.800 Now we call them chat refs.
00:11:13.920 Come on, Neon. 1.00
00:11:14.620 Go ahead. 0.88
00:11:15.500 He's humping me, literally.
00:11:18.740 I just don't get why she doesn't dribble the ball. 0.83
00:11:20.360 This is insane. 1.00
00:11:21.880 This is fucking insane, bro. 1.00
00:11:25.960 Come here, Daddy. 1.00
00:11:27.500 I can't take this.
00:11:28.180 Come here, Daddy.
00:11:29.020 Y'all want game one. 1.00
00:11:30.240 I'm done with this shit. 1.00
00:11:32.060 I'm off. 1.00
00:11:32.660 Y'all want game one.
00:11:33.260 We got VO3, though.
00:11:34.600 How many games are we doing?
00:11:35.660 Well, they're trying to G hella times. 1.00
00:11:36.900 It's fucking bullshit, bro. 1.00
00:11:38.940 It's a fucking circus. 1.00
00:11:40.540 Dancing with the Stars, bro. 1.00
00:11:41.480 What is this shit? 1.00
00:11:42.420 What? 1.00
00:11:42.720 Dancing with the fucking stars, bro. 1.00
00:11:43.840 I'm off this, bro. 1.00
00:11:44.800 Nah. 1.00
00:11:46.060 Can't do this shit, bro. 1.00
00:11:48.000 Can't fucking do this shit. 1.00
00:11:50.580 It's fucking bullshit, bro. 1.00
00:11:51.580 You're funny as fuck. 1.00
00:11:52.200 You're sick. 1.00
00:11:52.820 They're not good. 0.99
00:11:53.640 Chat, talk to us, bro.
00:11:54.320 How are we winning? 1.00
00:11:54.640 How do we beat this fucking thing? 0.99
00:11:55.940 I ain't glad we're both missing. 1.00
00:11:58.020 I'm missing.
00:11:58.480 Should I drive?
00:11:59.200 Do you want to post that?
00:12:00.000 Yes, that's what you're going to look at it.
00:12:01.280 Let's order you that training. 0.99
00:12:02.940 It's my fault.
00:12:03.860 Let's make sure your phone's like...
00:12:05.100 Even Toph's telling us to lock in.
00:12:06.120 I can't.
00:12:06.380 Toph, you're not going to do any better, bro. 0.99
00:12:07.840 This is fucking insane, bro. 0.99
00:12:09.900 What do we do, bro? 1.00
00:12:13.280 Let's hit miss later, though.
00:12:14.360 All right, chat.
00:12:14.780 Listen, bro.
00:12:15.180 Listen, listen, listen. 1.00
00:12:15.840 Tell us to retire and shit. 1.00
00:12:16.940 Chat. 0.99
00:12:17.660 Thanks, sir.
00:12:18.660 We can do it.
00:12:23.020 We can help.
00:12:25.400 Look at that.
00:12:27.460 Hey, are you guys ready to go?
00:12:29.000 I mean, come on, dude.
00:12:30.820 I was born ready.
00:12:31.860 Come on, bud.
00:12:33.340 All right, come on.
00:12:35.240 I thought y'all was about to huddle.
00:12:36.640 I was about to get y'all huddle.
00:12:37.540 All right.
00:12:38.000 We have a new game plan.
00:12:39.620 We'll get ball.
00:12:40.080 What's the new game plan?
00:12:41.420 You're going to see, bro.
00:12:42.260 You're going to see. 0.97
00:12:43.320 Put a stick is mad.
00:12:44.220 Stop with the double dribbling.
00:12:45.940 I'm not mad, bro.
00:12:46.780 I know we're going to win.
00:12:47.500 It's okay.
00:12:49.220 He's mad.
00:12:51.660 Get the switch.
00:12:52.220 They can't steal.
00:12:53.100 Can't steal.
00:12:54.100 Can't steal.
00:12:54.880 Get the switch every time, man.
00:12:55.820 Get the switch. 0.94
00:12:56.240 This guy is humping me. 0.97
00:12:57.200 I'm going to make my shot. 0.99
00:12:59.280 Just trust him.
00:12:59.840 I'm going to flip that. 1.00
00:13:01.160 This fucker tells me he's going to drive and shoots the ball. 1.00
00:13:03.020 I can't, bro. 1.00
00:13:04.720 Look at this fucking guy. 1.00
00:13:06.160 Fuck, though. 1.00
00:13:06.880 Wow, bro. 1.00
00:13:07.360 You're so fucking good, dude. 0.97
00:13:08.800 I'm done, man. 0.98
00:13:10.260 Play defense, buddy.
00:13:12.560 Mismatch.
00:13:12.980 I'm in the corner.
00:13:13.840 Aiden, drive.
00:13:14.380 Please.
00:13:14.900 I'm right here. 1.00
00:13:18.620 Shoot it. 1.00
00:13:19.080 Shoot the ball. 1.00
00:13:19.620 He can't shoot. 0.98
00:13:20.040 Leon.
00:13:20.580 He can't shoot, chat.
00:13:21.220 He can't shoot.
00:13:22.460 Oh, good.
00:13:23.380 Oh! 1.00
00:13:24.740 Playing like shit. 1.00
00:13:25.160 Lock in. 1.00
00:13:25.480 That ass. 1.00
00:13:25.720 Lock in. 1.00
00:13:26.240 I'm going to lock in.
00:13:29.280 Yeah, leave it.
00:13:29.840 Leave it. 0.95
00:13:31.700 Aiden, you get...
00:13:32.600 Yeah.
00:13:34.200 He missed it.
00:13:34.820 Bored.
00:13:35.460 Missed.
00:13:37.060 One.
00:13:37.500 One throw.
00:13:38.860 You guys are hilarious.
00:13:39.860 I'm going to check it to him this time.
00:13:41.100 Okay.
00:13:41.440 Let's do it.
00:13:41.860 Let's do it.
00:13:42.360 Thank you.
00:13:43.100 Pre-pass back. 1.00
00:13:44.360 Give me that shit. 1.00
00:13:47.320 He missed. 1.00
00:13:47.980 Bored.
00:13:48.120 Oh, my God.
00:13:49.300 Oh, my God.
00:13:50.000 Three.
00:13:53.240 You good, bro.
00:13:55.000 You good.
00:13:55.260 Aiden, you need my picture up there.
00:13:56.840 After this.
00:13:58.320 Nice, bro.
00:13:58.880 I can't.
00:14:00.980 Oh, God.
00:14:02.640 Don't touch me.
00:14:04.560 Four.
00:14:05.440 Four.
00:14:06.380 What?
00:14:07.440 Oh, my God.
00:14:08.940 Five.
00:14:09.980 Ball.
00:14:10.300 Ball.
00:14:10.400 We're good.
00:14:11.220 Five.
00:14:11.700 Ball.
00:14:12.480 We're good.
00:14:13.780 Half time at seven, right?
00:14:14.960 Yes, sir.
00:14:16.440 I'm coming away.
00:14:18.500 Get that.
00:14:19.360 Bro.
00:14:20.000 On the kick logo.
00:14:21.980 Oh.
00:14:22.860 Get you a bucket there. 1.00
00:14:23.780 Let her shoot it. 1.00
00:14:24.120 Let her shoot it. 1.00
00:14:25.080 Half time. 0.99
00:14:25.680 Air ball.
00:14:26.660 Half time.
00:14:27.820 Hey.
00:14:28.680 Hey.
00:14:29.400 Half time.
00:14:33.180 Go get your little pep talking, man.
00:14:34.680 I need to get a room at this point.
00:14:35.880 Holy cow. 0.89
00:14:37.080 What you want for what?
00:14:37.720 Yeah.
00:14:38.200 Is there only something going on over there?
00:14:39.780 Oh. 1.00
00:14:40.420 Holy fuck. 1.00
00:14:40.840 I need to get a room. 1.00
00:14:43.780 You're so good.
00:14:46.000 I need to get a room at this point.
00:14:47.000 I need to get a room at this point.
00:14:47.720 Yeah.
00:14:47.860 GG, bro.
00:14:48.500 We understand.
00:14:49.540 We get it.
00:14:50.240 I'm happy for you.
00:14:51.120 We got it.
00:14:51.660 I'm happy for you guys.
00:14:52.640 We're happy for you.
00:14:53.240 We're really happy for you.
00:14:56.380 Hey.
00:14:56.820 Not the time for a picture, man.
00:14:58.520 Yo.
00:14:59.660 Bro.
00:15:00.220 What? 1.00
00:15:00.380 Holy fuck. 1.00
00:15:02.340 You're making us a montage? 1.00
00:15:03.560 Hell yeah.
00:15:04.200 How are we doing?
00:15:04.840 We kind of make up.
00:15:05.480 What are we on? 1.00
00:15:05.980 What the fuck? 1.00
00:15:06.640 What's the same? 1.00
00:15:07.120 All right.
00:15:07.380 All right.
00:15:07.500 I'm going to start posting it like that.
00:15:08.780 Yo, my tit. 0.99
00:15:09.420 My tit. 0.99
00:15:10.260 You must got gyno.
00:15:11.320 You own it.
00:15:12.040 I do. 1.00
00:15:12.640 You insensitive fuck. 1.00
00:15:13.620 You own it. 1.00
00:15:15.020 Oh, he's a terrible app.
00:15:17.580 Yes, sir.
00:15:19.440 Hey, Neil.
00:15:20.060 Use your strength, bro.
00:15:22.180 Can you get me on her?
00:15:23.060 Yes.
00:15:23.560 He has strength.
00:15:25.780 Come on, bro.
00:15:26.500 I think she might be.
00:15:27.140 Every time.
00:15:27.600 She might have more basketball strength. 0.97
00:15:29.160 That's all you.
00:15:29.740 You're stronger, but she might have more basketball strength than you, bro.
00:15:34.260 Just post her up. 1.00
00:15:37.100 Oh.
00:15:37.840 I got you, bro.
00:15:39.000 Get in that.
00:15:39.780 Switch.
00:15:41.220 Switch.
00:15:41.500 See?
00:15:42.180 Nice.
00:15:42.840 She's like a Make-A-Wish kid.
00:15:43.760 I can't, bro. 1.00
00:15:44.420 Shoot over her, though. 1.00
00:15:45.440 I will. 1.00
00:15:45.940 Give me a screen.
00:15:47.040 My screen.
00:15:47.780 Oh.
00:15:48.580 Ah. 1.00
00:15:49.260 Fuck. 1.00
00:15:50.540 Bro, he's gassing it, bro. 1.00
00:15:52.500 He's gassing it, bro.
00:15:54.460 What?
00:15:54.940 What could have happened? 0.99
00:15:55.480 My fucking big. 0.99
00:15:55.900 Hold on. 1.00
00:15:56.680 What could have happened?
00:15:57.880 Let me see.
00:15:58.440 Take off your shot. 1.00
00:15:58.840 Bro, your fat-ass foot. 1.00
00:16:00.540 I wear a tie-7. 1.00
00:16:01.880 You all right, bro?
00:16:02.420 I'm good. 1.00
00:16:03.320 Fuck. 1.00
00:16:03.760 Walk it off. 1.00
00:16:04.220 Walk it off.
00:16:04.860 Bro, there's no way.
00:16:05.940 I wear a tie-7, Neon.
00:16:08.320 I'm not beating your man.
00:16:09.020 I wear a tie-7.
00:16:10.000 I hate when people say that.
00:16:11.060 Oh, my God.
00:16:11.760 When I'm dealing with a real injury. 1.00
00:16:13.500 Holy fuck. 1.00
00:16:15.260 Walk it off. 1.00
00:16:15.940 That actually hurt on God.
00:16:16.920 I know.
00:16:17.260 On my mother's life.
00:16:18.080 Why are you trying to make an excuse?
00:16:19.600 Come on.
00:16:19.800 We good, bro.
00:16:20.540 Do you need help?
00:16:21.540 No, we're good.
00:16:21.980 We're good.
00:16:22.160 He's an athletic trainer, the ref.
00:16:30.900 Is your foot okay?
00:16:31.900 Yeah.
00:16:32.320 You want me to see it?
00:16:33.260 That's fine.
00:16:34.380 He came and snapped a picture.
00:16:36.700 Yeah.
00:16:37.000 Lucky.
00:16:38.520 His name is not Lucky.
00:16:39.820 I call him both.
00:16:42.960 And let me guess.
00:16:43.620 It's your ball, right?
00:16:44.900 Yeah, okay.
00:16:46.940 Yeah, you know what to do.
00:16:47.740 It was our ball before that.
00:16:48.620 Yo, what is up with you guys and stepping on my feet, bro? 0.87
00:16:51.440 You have big-ass feet, bro. 0.94
00:16:53.040 I have a size 9.
00:16:53.780 They didn't be everything.
00:16:55.400 Oh, my God.
00:16:56.200 I can't.
00:16:56.820 Walk in!
00:16:58.040 Come on, let's go. 0.98
00:16:58.880 Come on.
00:17:01.560 Aiden, go.
00:17:02.080 Aiden, Aiden, Aiden.
00:17:07.500 Switch it.
00:17:07.960 Switch it.
00:17:08.240 Switch it.
00:17:13.660 More, Aiden.
00:17:16.180 Nice.
00:17:16.900 She got three, bro.
00:17:17.800 Closer.
00:17:19.920 You get off!
00:17:22.560 The way he jumped for that is crazy.
00:17:26.080 More! 0.72
00:17:28.360 What we got?
00:17:29.120 Eight.
00:17:29.560 No, seven.
00:17:30.360 Or eight, yeah.
00:17:30.780 What?
00:17:31.040 It was just awesome.
00:17:31.700 It's eight, too. 1.00
00:17:33.060 Why'd you squeeze my ass? 1.00
00:17:33.740 Correct. 1.00
00:17:34.080 Good job, Neon. 0.95
00:17:34.640 Good job not cheating, Neon.
00:17:36.780 Hello, please.
00:17:38.280 Once we get the ball, we're going to start going to run.
00:17:41.660 Yeah, right? 1.00
00:17:43.660 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:17:45.340 What's that? 1.00
00:17:46.080 What the hell? 1.00
00:17:46.700 Shoot it. 1.00
00:17:47.860 He's so scared to shoot. 1.00
00:17:49.240 He is so scared to shoot, dude.
00:17:51.780 Don't listen to him. 1.00
00:17:53.680 Let him shoot. 1.00
00:17:59.140 I'm playing like shit. 1.00
00:17:59.920 That jumper looked good. 1.00
00:18:00.580 Yeah, we know. 1.00
00:18:01.560 I'm playing like shit. 1.00
00:18:08.860 Nine. 1.00
00:18:09.260 It's me, it's me, it's me, it's me.
00:18:12.180 You got O'Neal, Jersey.
00:18:13.440 We've got a chance for Stannett Stevenson.
00:18:14.600 I know, bro, I know. 1.00
00:18:15.140 Holy fuck. 1.00
00:18:15.840 I know. 1.00
00:18:18.280 Nine-two. 1.00
00:18:24.020 Damn, that's insane. 1.00
00:18:25.460 Just shoot it, bro. 1.00
00:18:26.020 You got a chance for Stannett Stevenson. 1.00
00:18:28.640 You got a chance for Stannett Stevenson. 1.00
00:18:29.140 Fuck you. 1.00
00:18:31.120 He said fuck no. 1.00
00:18:32.920 He don't miss, bro. 1.00
00:18:33.600 I'll give you two.
00:18:34.240 Eleven.
00:18:34.940 Eleven.
00:18:35.540 He doesn't miss three, bro.
00:18:37.060 Eleven.
00:18:39.920 Actually, lock in, please, Aiden.
00:18:41.200 Me.
00:18:42.620 Ugh.
00:18:43.820 That's right now. 0.78
00:18:44.900 Hell nah. 0.51
00:18:46.660 You want a double team? 1.00
00:18:47.560 Come on, that ass. 1.00
00:18:48.440 I know what to do. 1.00
00:18:48.820 Switch.
00:18:50.360 Switch.
00:18:50.900 Okay.
00:18:52.080 You want to leave her open? 0.93
00:18:52.660 Yes, please.
00:18:54.820 Come on.
00:18:56.280 Get up.
00:18:56.780 I got him.
00:18:58.520 Get up.
00:18:59.080 I got him. 1.00
00:18:59.620 Oh, shut up. 1.00
00:19:00.820 Shut up. 1.00
00:19:05.340 Oh. 1.00
00:19:06.040 Don't pass it.
00:19:07.040 Bad board.
00:19:08.060 Oh, that's it.
00:19:09.280 Game time.
00:19:09.680 Game time.
00:19:10.780 Game two.
00:19:11.360 We can run a game three.
00:19:12.560 Yeah, that's close. 1.00
00:19:13.620 Holy fuck. 1.00
00:19:14.680 I'm blacking out on God. 1.00
00:19:16.160 Hey, you got to do the bunny hops.
00:19:17.380 No, no.
00:19:17.640 We're the bunny hops.
00:19:18.200 I'm blacking out.
00:19:18.700 I'm blacking out.
00:19:19.240 I'm blacking out.
00:19:19.360 The bunny hops.
00:19:19.980 I'm blacking out.
00:19:20.460 That's in my ear.
00:19:21.180 Yeah.
00:19:21.780 All right.
00:19:22.080 Run it back.
00:19:23.940 Yes, sir.
00:19:26.340 Whenever you guys are ready.
00:19:27.660 What are we doing?
00:19:28.620 Let's see if this chat's in, though. 1.00
00:19:31.220 They're garbage. 0.98
00:19:32.700 This is what we're doing wrong. 1.00
00:19:33.900 I'm not making my shots.
00:19:35.100 You need to drive for her.
00:19:36.180 She's so weak.
00:19:37.120 This is my hurdle. 1.00
00:19:38.320 Yeah, like you give a fuck. 1.00
00:19:39.880 Yeah, bro. 1.00
00:19:40.260 Totally.
00:19:41.360 Run it back.
00:19:42.400 Last game.
00:19:42.940 Run it back.
00:19:43.140 Oh, this is that boxing stuff.
00:19:44.060 For real.
00:19:45.280 Last game.
00:19:46.160 I need to make my shots.
00:19:47.060 We good.
00:19:48.380 We good.
00:19:48.800 Game 21.
00:19:49.680 We good.
00:19:50.260 We good.
00:19:50.860 Game 21.
00:19:52.820 Might as well go to 100. 1.00
00:19:53.660 Fuck it. 1.00
00:19:54.040 Last year? 1.00
00:19:55.000 15.
00:19:55.460 15.
00:19:55.720 15.
00:19:56.820 We started.
00:19:57.280 Yeah, because I don't think he can last.
00:19:59.000 No, we're good.
00:19:59.680 Trust me.
00:20:00.040 I'll last.
00:20:01.080 You guys play a great game together?
00:20:03.140 No, they don't.
00:20:04.000 They have great chemistry, but... 1.00
00:20:05.160 Dick sucker. 1.00
00:20:06.020 I'm just being real. 1.00
00:20:06.600 Let's go.
00:20:06.920 Come on.
00:20:07.160 Lock in.
00:20:07.340 We grew up playing together.
00:20:08.880 I understand.
00:20:09.460 You know, but we really ain't...
00:20:10.920 We didn't play the...
00:20:12.340 We grew up in Israel.
00:20:13.280 Y'all did.
00:20:13.820 Actually, I've seen it.
00:20:14.580 We grew up in Israel. 1.00
00:20:15.720 What the fuck? 1.00
00:20:17.200 Hey. 1.00
00:20:17.360 What the fuck? 1.00
00:20:19.080 Aiden, go. 1.00
00:20:19.640 Yep.
00:20:21.220 Now, do what we said, please.
00:20:22.680 She's purposely doing it because she knows the prize.
00:20:25.100 So, back her down. 0.99
00:20:25.760 Guard that.
00:20:26.240 Lock that up. 1.00
00:20:27.100 Get in his ass. 1.00
00:20:28.720 Get in his ass. 1.00
00:20:31.340 Yeah, you on that. 1.00
00:20:32.400 We on that.
00:20:33.660 We'll leave him.
00:20:34.060 Okay. 1.00
00:20:36.920 Every fucking time, bro. 1.00
00:20:38.600 Dude, you're one for 97. 1.00
00:20:43.120 Come here.
00:20:43.840 Come here.
00:20:44.240 No, no, no.
00:20:44.760 Don't talk to the script.
00:20:45.600 Hey, I was trying to manipulate her.
00:20:46.560 He flipped the script.
00:20:47.620 Neon, come here. 0.98
00:20:48.100 Every time.
00:20:48.420 Screen, screen, screen.
00:20:49.340 My toe hurts.
00:20:49.840 I'm running through it.
00:20:52.640 No, it didn't. 1.00
00:20:54.620 Shoot it. 1.00
00:20:55.200 Shoot it. 1.00
00:20:55.520 You flipped the wall. 1.00
00:20:56.260 No, it fucking didn't. 0.99
00:20:57.220 Yes, it did. 1.00
00:20:57.680 Neon.
00:20:58.500 It hit the wall.
00:21:00.940 No, it didn't.
00:21:01.620 Neon, you know it hit the wall.
00:21:02.420 No, listen, brother, brother.
00:21:03.320 You know.
00:21:03.480 You know, listen.
00:21:04.640 But Neon knows it didn't.
00:21:05.600 No, no, no.
00:21:06.100 So, hold on.
00:21:07.660 He's never lied in his life.
00:21:08.640 Yeah, I don't lie.
00:21:10.100 Let's not do this, okay?
00:21:11.120 You know.
00:21:11.440 Yeah.
00:21:11.900 I just want to have a fun game. 0.69
00:21:12.960 Shoot for it. 0.98
00:21:13.060 Shoot for it. 1.00
00:21:13.640 I'm going to let you shoot for it. 1.00
00:21:14.700 Just to make it fair. 0.99
00:21:15.340 Yeah, we're being fair to you.
00:21:16.600 We're being fair to you?
00:21:17.520 We are.
00:21:19.100 My ball.
00:21:19.700 My ball.
00:21:20.060 Come on, dude.
00:21:20.760 What?
00:21:21.080 He does not miss me.
00:21:22.040 So, 2-2.
00:21:24.380 Okay, we won't count the point.
00:21:25.680 2-0.
00:21:26.000 2-0.
00:21:26.260 2-0.
00:21:26.600 Yeah, 2-0.
00:21:27.600 Up and down, Aiden.
00:21:35.720 Up and down.
00:21:36.280 Up and down, Aiden.
00:21:40.140 That's not a travel.
00:21:41.120 Yeah, right.
00:21:41.820 Yeah, man.
00:21:42.580 You totally didn't travel, dude.
00:21:44.460 Wow.
00:21:45.360 Come on.
00:21:45.740 So, okay.
00:21:47.280 He did this.
00:21:47.860 Hey, hey.
00:21:48.520 Let me ask him something.
00:21:49.280 Hey, hey.
00:21:49.820 Time out.
00:21:50.200 Time out.
00:21:50.480 Time out.
00:21:50.840 Time out.
00:21:51.140 Now I'm going to make my shot.
00:21:52.020 I can't.
00:21:52.060 Time out.
00:21:52.940 Why can't Anthony Edwards jump or why can they do it?
00:21:55.360 You're not Anthony Edwards, dude.
00:21:56.800 See?
00:21:57.340 See?
00:21:58.100 Why can they do it?
00:21:59.080 But I can't.
00:21:59.760 It's because you're not in the NBA.
00:22:00.720 No, no.
00:22:01.060 See?
00:22:01.440 Basketball rules are basketball rules.
00:22:02.860 Yeah, fair.
00:22:03.560 But you know in the NBA, they get away with it.
00:22:05.080 Yes, I guess.
00:22:06.160 But I think that is knowing their travel.
00:22:08.640 How do you travel?
00:22:09.480 Because you took, like, three steps back.
00:22:11.360 But one is, you can have the ball for sure.
00:22:14.640 I'm just explaining.
00:22:15.480 Thank you.
00:22:15.880 He knows.
00:22:16.820 No, I know, but to gather.
00:22:17.300 When to gather.
00:22:18.320 Exactly.
00:22:18.780 Gather travel.
00:22:20.520 No, no, no.
00:22:21.400 You know, you're Indian.
00:22:22.300 He knows, bro.
00:22:23.020 He's trolling.
00:22:24.260 He understands basketball.
00:22:26.100 You understand basketball more than you act like, bro.
00:22:28.460 He understands it.
00:22:29.220 I know it was a gather, but it was also travel.
00:22:31.340 Okay, whatever.
00:22:32.080 You got it.
00:22:32.420 Thank you so much.
00:22:33.200 Yeah, thank you. 0.98
00:22:33.640 You know you're cool as fuck. 0.99
00:22:35.400 Thank you. 0.98
00:22:35.920 No, I respect it.
00:22:36.920 We're having a fair game.
00:22:37.560 So, Tutu?
00:22:38.460 Yes.
00:22:38.720 Even though he didn't travel, y'all got it, though.
00:22:40.340 Here's that. 0.99
00:22:42.260 Would you fucking phone away? 0.99
00:22:43.540 Hey, don't talk about that. 0.99
00:22:44.700 Why are you always getting in chat?
00:22:46.040 Lock in.
00:22:46.980 Lock in.
00:22:47.660 Lock in, the other.
00:22:48.240 You need it.
00:22:49.060 This guy didn't go around. 1.00
00:22:49.920 He literally grabs my dick every time. 1.00
00:22:52.720 It's my fault. 1.00
00:22:54.480 That's the backboard.
00:22:55.420 Oh, my God. 0.99
00:22:58.020 Can you shoot? 0.99
00:22:59.360 Four, two. 0.99
00:22:59.940 That's what I'm saying.
00:23:00.420 She's one.
00:23:01.040 She's one for one.
00:23:02.280 I don't need to.
00:23:03.480 Now, double team.
00:23:04.340 I hate cocky people in basketball.
00:23:06.120 I can't.
00:23:06.680 And I am one for one.
00:23:08.000 Now, get up here, right?
00:23:09.080 Oh.
00:23:10.340 He's not hitting that.
00:23:11.720 I'm not. 1.00
00:23:12.600 Fuck knows to me. 1.00
00:23:13.620 Yeah, right. 1.00
00:23:14.020 Six.
00:23:17.800 Score!
00:23:19.020 Watch the screen right.
00:23:20.020 Yep.
00:23:23.100 Oh! 0.98
00:23:25.300 I fucking love you, bro. 0.99
00:23:27.060 That's how you do it. 0.99
00:23:27.880 Four, three, bro.
00:23:29.220 No, four, four.
00:23:30.480 Huh?
00:23:30.940 Let's go.
00:23:31.260 Four, four.
00:23:31.880 It's four, four.
00:23:33.240 Get up.
00:23:35.420 Stay there, stay there, stay there.
00:23:37.980 Back her down, Aiden. 1.00
00:23:38.700 Back her down, Aiden. 1.00
00:23:46.280 That's a girl.
00:23:46.940 I can't.
00:23:47.220 We're here.
00:23:47.600 Good D. 1.00
00:23:48.140 It's a fucking hurdle. 1.00
00:23:51.060 Lock up! 1.00
00:23:52.060 Beautiful.
00:23:53.380 Hey, we're at this.
00:23:55.680 Hey! 0.99
00:23:56.540 Hey, water!
00:23:57.420 Hey! 0.99
00:23:58.340 Hey! 0.99
00:23:59.600 It's a foul.
00:24:00.480 Come on.
00:24:02.080 I got hit my 30 times.
00:24:04.380 You got it. 1.00
00:24:05.740 Holy fuck. 1.00
00:24:07.060 I'm grabbing that rebound. 1.00
00:24:08.880 All right, fours.
00:24:12.060 Hey, good.
00:24:16.120 That's not the shot.
00:24:17.060 Bro, you gotta stop letting me shoot, Aiden.
00:24:18.460 Yeah, literally.
00:24:21.260 I got it.
00:24:21.900 I got it. 0.99
00:24:23.080 You gotta stop letting me shoot. 1.00
00:24:24.400 You fucked up my big toe. 1.00
00:24:25.380 That's why I'm playing bad. 0.99
00:24:26.080 Oh, Daddy comes to guard me?
00:24:28.060 Huh.
00:24:28.840 Yo, really, dude?
00:24:29.340 Come on, Daddy.
00:24:29.900 Come here.
00:24:30.180 Come here.
00:24:33.640 Oh! 0.60
00:24:34.740 What did I say?
00:24:37.080 I'm bored.
00:24:37.980 Oh, I got it.
00:24:38.960 Hit the wall. 0.90
00:24:39.700 Hit the wall.
00:24:40.540 No, he didn't.
00:24:41.420 You're in your body to the wall.
00:24:42.360 I know how to guard him.
00:24:43.320 Oh, God, he did it.
00:24:44.220 You hit your body.
00:24:44.960 Okay, but later...
00:24:45.500 So you get hit...
00:24:46.020 What is this?
00:24:46.360 I'm sure you hit it off the backboard over there.
00:24:47.760 I want y'all to have instant replays.
00:24:49.300 Because on Jesus, I didn't touch the wall.
00:24:50.360 Whoa! 0.71
00:24:50.860 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:24:52.180 That's not my Jesus.
00:24:53.480 I saw your back hit it, though.
00:24:55.200 The side, come on. 0.67
00:24:56.260 Maybe my shirt or something, but my body did it.
00:24:58.060 I guess it did.
00:24:58.560 I saw it.
00:24:58.940 Come on, come on. 0.99
00:24:59.380 Yo, I got it.
00:25:00.560 They're saying carry.
00:25:02.080 What?
00:25:02.740 They're saying carry.
00:25:03.440 Yeah, that's what they say all day, dude.
00:25:04.740 My bad, my bad.
00:25:05.280 You good, you good, you good.
00:25:06.420 We have to get back.
00:25:07.160 You can't ask them questions about me.
00:25:08.720 You know what it's going to be.
00:25:09.900 Wait, what do you mean?
00:25:10.720 It's going to be the other way.
00:25:11.920 Why?
00:25:14.560 So you can't steal it off the inbound?
00:25:16.960 Yeah, we're not.
00:25:21.600 You can't steal off the inbound.
00:25:22.880 She's not, she's not.
00:25:23.580 You're good.
00:25:23.960 I'm not stealing.
00:25:24.800 Okay, bet.
00:25:25.200 You're back coming to me.
00:25:26.420 Let's go.
00:25:29.860 Oh, your hand all right. 1.00
00:25:35.800 So, Sam, you're a dirty player, bro. 1.00
00:25:37.600 You're a dirty player, bro. 1.00
00:25:39.720 Bro, how? 1.00
00:25:40.740 Where's it?
00:25:41.180 Where's it?
00:25:41.220 Where's it?
00:25:41.420 Where's it? 1.00
00:25:42.140 Fuck, look. 1.00
00:25:43.120 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:25:44.880 Nah, nah, there's no way. 1.00
00:25:45.900 There's no way.
00:25:46.320 There's no way.
00:25:46.760 There's no way.
00:25:47.740 It's okay.
00:25:48.500 All right, come on.
00:25:48.820 Let's go.
00:25:49.680 All right, come on.
00:25:50.320 Let's go. 1.00
00:25:51.060 I did hit his hand, but goddamn. 1.00
00:25:52.900 Hand part of the ball, they say. 1.00
00:25:55.400 Hand part of the ball.
00:25:56.560 Come on.
00:25:57.500 Check it.
00:25:58.360 Six for us.
00:25:59.100 Yep.
00:25:59.560 Check it.
00:26:00.320 Nice.
00:26:00.660 She's taking pictures mid-game.
00:26:01.640 What is happening, bro?
00:26:03.100 Hey, dude.
00:26:03.700 He's holding it.
00:26:04.180 What do you want me to do?
00:26:04.640 Come here.
00:26:04.880 Switch.
00:26:07.420 Mismatch.
00:26:07.900 I mean, it's not that it needs to happen.
00:26:09.300 It's just y'all think it's a mismatch.
00:26:11.000 I ain't gonna let y'all think you got something going.
00:26:13.420 Yeah. 1.00
00:26:14.460 You're a fucking joke, kid. 1.00
00:26:15.900 Me? 1.00
00:26:16.560 You keep shooting.
00:26:17.500 Get the ball! 0.51
00:26:20.760 Oh, hell no.
00:26:22.920 Stop putting that ball.
00:26:24.900 Ball, ball.
00:26:25.800 Stop putting it.
00:26:27.020 Stop putting it like this ball.
00:26:27.920 Six for us. 1.00
00:26:28.500 Shoot it, shoot it. 1.00
00:26:29.100 Can I? 1.00
00:26:29.560 I want her on me.
00:26:30.540 Move! 0.97
00:26:33.560 Lock that up.
00:26:34.780 Don't help, then.
00:26:35.360 Don't help her.
00:26:35.840 Okay, I'm not.
00:26:36.740 She don't need my help. 1.00
00:26:37.760 Get in her ass. 1.00
00:26:38.280 Get in his ass. 1.00
00:26:40.580 Foul. 1.00
00:26:41.360 What the fuck? 1.00
00:26:42.080 Am I? 1.00
00:26:42.460 No point.
00:26:43.020 No point.
00:26:43.480 No point.
00:26:43.940 I can't hold the foul.
00:26:45.240 He gets the voice.
00:26:45.700 Oh, my God.
00:26:46.500 All right.
00:26:46.960 Six, five.
00:26:48.080 Cheaters!
00:26:49.120 Y'all are cheating so bad. 0.79
00:26:50.740 She can't steal it.
00:26:51.400 She can't steal it.
00:26:52.920 All right, go now.
00:26:54.820 Oh, my God.
00:26:56.740 Oh, my God.
00:26:57.780 That brick was crazy.
00:26:58.740 Like, who plays like that, bro?
00:27:02.120 Are you trying? 1.00
00:27:03.160 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:27:06.500 Put your hands up, God damn it. 1.00
00:27:07.420 Who plays like that, bro? 1.00
00:27:08.780 I got it.
00:27:09.120 I got it.
00:27:09.400 No, because you're not trying.
00:27:10.180 It's pissing me off.
00:27:11.080 Yeah.
00:27:11.420 Seven. 1.00
00:27:11.640 You're missing every fucking shot, bro. 1.00
00:27:13.100 You're one for 50. 1.00
00:27:14.860 Nah, I'm making more shots.
00:27:15.700 Okay, so a guard here.
00:27:16.540 I got him.
00:27:17.600 What is it?
00:27:18.040 Seven and four?
00:27:18.740 Seven and four.
00:27:19.660 You guys got four, yeah.
00:27:20.340 Come on, bro.
00:27:20.880 Huh?
00:27:21.840 Oh, isn't that halftime?
00:27:22.820 Wait, halftime?
00:27:23.400 No, we're good. 1.00
00:27:23.920 Fuck the halftime. 1.00
00:27:24.600 Come on. 1.00
00:27:25.420 Okay.
00:27:27.580 All right, my bad.
00:27:30.680 Gordon!
00:27:32.420 Hell no.
00:27:33.680 I got to make that.
00:27:34.960 Mismatch. 0.95
00:27:36.860 And he shoots it.
00:27:38.180 Yeah.
00:27:38.940 How did you get so rich? 1.00
00:27:39.880 You're an idiot. 1.00
00:27:40.260 Good, good. 1.00
00:27:40.900 How did you get so rich?
00:27:42.600 Okay.
00:27:43.340 Hell no.
00:27:44.140 I didn't even touch you.
00:27:45.820 Yeah, yeah.
00:27:46.540 Okay, no.
00:27:47.420 That's what you're doing too much.
00:27:48.100 It's our ball.
00:27:48.540 Mio, you don't believe me.
00:27:49.560 Hold on.
00:27:49.940 Don't talk to my teammate like that.
00:27:51.320 He's never doing too much.
00:27:52.360 It's a big Aiden Ross, big A-R-L. 1.00
00:27:53.820 Okay?
00:27:54.620 It's our ball.
00:27:55.960 Shoot for it.
00:27:56.540 Okay, thanks. 1.00
00:27:57.320 You, now you shoot for it. 1.00
00:27:58.380 Shoot. 1.00
00:27:59.280 I see you average 30 points and shit. 1.00
00:28:00.720 Shoot the ball. 1.00
00:28:02.500 Our ball.
00:28:03.720 Yeah!
00:28:06.300 Seven and four.
00:28:06.800 It's okay.
00:28:10.300 She's got her nails done, so really, that's why I'm shooting the ball.
00:28:12.400 I'm not trying to do something.
00:28:13.700 You got a mani?
00:28:14.240 So what would happen if I break the mani?
00:28:15.340 You got a little new mani?
00:28:16.060 You got a little mani?
00:28:16.080 You got a mani?
00:28:16.620 You got a mani?
00:28:16.660 You got a mani? 1.00
00:28:16.920 Shoot it. 1.00
00:28:17.460 GG. 1.00
00:28:17.860 All right.
00:28:19.880 Seven and four.
00:28:20.640 Bismillahirrahmanirrahim.
00:28:21.380 Alhamdulillahirrahim.
00:28:21.860 Rabbul Alameen. 0.99
00:28:23.020 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:28:23.620 Whoa. 1.00
00:28:24.520 Why are you laughing?
00:28:26.680 Oh.
00:28:27.400 Boy.
00:28:28.320 It's an open one.
00:28:29.320 Come on.
00:28:30.000 Go ahead.
00:28:31.220 Kidding?
00:28:32.100 All right, my bad.
00:28:32.840 Seven and four.
00:28:34.360 Get him out of the way. 1.00
00:28:35.220 Shoot it! 1.00
00:28:35.900 I got it. 1.00
00:28:38.300 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:28:39.160 Seven and six. 1.00
00:28:39.760 All right, I played defense.
00:28:41.100 Let me play defense.
00:28:41.900 My bad.
00:28:43.560 My bad, teammate.
00:28:45.040 Good move.
00:28:46.200 What?
00:28:46.620 Come on, Dwayne.
00:28:47.780 Come on, Dwayne.
00:28:52.520 All right.
00:28:53.160 I just don't get out.
00:28:54.040 You can't guard me.
00:28:54.720 I'm just so confused.
00:28:55.740 Maybe put a hand up.
00:28:56.600 Okay.
00:28:57.220 Lock it.
00:28:58.240 Are we in that?
00:28:59.000 Yeah.
00:28:59.300 You are? 1.00
00:28:59.760 I'm in that ass. 1.00
00:29:00.280 Come on. 1.00
00:29:01.340 I'm in that ass. 1.00
00:29:02.100 Yeah, come. 1.00
00:29:02.800 Okay. 1.00
00:29:03.000 Shoot it. 1.00
00:29:05.100 You're wide open. 1.00
00:29:07.180 I feel like you got ice over up.
00:29:10.840 Don't let him shoot, bro. 0.99
00:29:12.400 Don't see the water, god damn it. 1.00
00:29:14.660 Get in. 0.99
00:29:16.600 Come on.
00:29:17.900 You good?
00:29:18.260 She's just right here.
00:29:20.280 Mismatch.
00:29:21.740 Easy.
00:29:22.660 Don't let nobody shoot.
00:29:23.460 Get up. 0.99
00:29:26.700 Walk in, god damn it. 0.99
00:29:28.200 A7. 1.00
00:29:31.980 You there.
00:29:33.000 You there.
00:29:34.700 Ready? 1.00
00:29:36.420 Somebody give her a fucking shot clock, please. 1.00
00:29:38.120 No shot clock. 1.00
00:29:39.080 It's hard.
00:29:42.740 You there.
00:29:43.440 You there.
00:29:44.240 Stay down.
00:29:48.240 Get out. 1.00
00:29:48.660 Fuck! 1.00
00:29:51.040 Get out, get out, get out. 1.00
00:29:56.460 Now get out. 0.57
00:29:58.020 Now get out. 0.57
00:29:58.040 Now get out. 0.57
00:29:58.060 Now get out. 1.00
00:29:58.780 Fuck Kyle! 1.00
00:30:00.920 Fuck Kyle! 1.00
00:30:01.780 Get out! 1.00
00:30:04.480 Right at.
00:30:07.500 You can't get past her.
00:30:08.840 You're the problem. 0.98
00:30:09.580 I promise you you're the problem. 0.99
00:30:10.520 Was it nines?
00:30:11.260 I'm the problem.
00:30:11.840 Nine-nine?
00:30:12.560 Yes.
00:30:13.520 It's nine.
00:30:14.600 Really, bro?
00:30:15.460 It's nine-nine.
00:30:16.320 So it's nine-eleven.
00:30:17.580 Yo, bro.
00:30:18.460 No, hell no.
00:30:18.980 Hell no. 0.81
00:30:19.280 Hell no. 0.75
00:30:19.400 Hell no. 0.91
00:30:19.440 Lock in, Aiden.
00:30:22.460 Oh.
00:30:23.220 Yeah.
00:30:24.800 Oh, Lord.
00:30:25.860 Kobe.
00:30:27.060 Awesome call.
00:30:27.700 Hey.
00:30:28.100 Cold travel, bro.
00:30:28.840 R.I.P. Kobe.
00:30:29.640 Travel is crazy.
00:30:30.400 Come on, you know he's traveling.
00:30:31.340 Stop eating.
00:30:31.640 Hell no.
00:30:32.420 That's the Rondo.
00:30:33.380 That is nowhere near him.
00:30:34.420 That's the Rondo.
00:30:35.660 That's cool.
00:30:35.960 That's cool.
00:30:36.320 That's cool.
00:30:36.600 If anything, I did it slow.
00:30:37.200 Okay, it's 10-9.
00:30:38.040 That's cool.
00:30:39.280 Please, Aiden.
00:30:40.120 I got you. 1.00
00:30:42.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:30:43.120 Money hopper. 1.00
00:30:44.960 No hand up nothing.
00:30:46.180 Yeah, I can't. 1.00
00:30:46.960 Go fuck yourself, man. 1.00
00:30:48.200 Put your hand up. 1.00
00:30:49.760 Move.
00:30:50.360 No, I got him.
00:30:50.820 I got him.
00:30:50.920 Move.
00:30:51.300 No, no, stop.
00:30:51.900 I'm going to go.
00:30:57.260 I got him. 1.00
00:30:59.300 Fuck no. 1.00
00:31:00.240 Here you go. 1.00
00:31:00.860 Come on.
00:31:01.240 You know I did.
00:31:02.020 You know I did.
00:31:02.740 13.
00:31:03.900 I do this, man.
00:31:04.940 I hope for real.
00:31:05.600 No, you don't.
00:31:06.040 I'm playing with me.
00:31:07.360 13.
00:31:07.720 What do I want to do?
00:31:11.500 What do you want to do?
00:31:12.420 Whatever you want to do.
00:31:15.100 Whatever you want to do.
00:31:16.520 Ah!
00:31:17.480 Leon!
00:31:18.760 Oh, I'm over it, bro.
00:31:20.720 You're over it.
00:31:21.420 You just double dribble right there. 0.99
00:31:22.300 I hope this warehouse burns down. 1.00
00:31:23.360 What the fuck? 1.00
00:31:24.340 Hey! 1.00
00:31:26.460 Hell no, bro. 0.90
00:31:27.560 Push the hell out of here. 0.93
00:31:28.620 Huh?
00:31:29.420 If I double dribble.
00:31:30.240 Now you're daydreaming.
00:31:30.740 There's no move there.
00:31:31.660 I didn't even do anything.
00:31:32.300 That's a double dribble.
00:31:33.620 Hell no. 0.99
00:31:34.500 Shoot for it. 1.00
00:31:35.100 Okay, I'll shoot for it. 1.00
00:31:35.900 I'll shoot for it.
00:31:36.220 Come on.
00:31:36.820 You know right there.
00:31:37.440 It was...
00:31:38.160 No, no, no.
00:31:38.500 Not there.
00:31:39.800 Our ball.
00:31:41.080 Ball alive. 0.99
00:31:42.140 The ball fucking lives. 0.99
00:31:43.500 9-13. 1.00
00:31:44.040 That's all alive.
00:31:44.960 That's your ball, so it can.
00:31:46.760 True.
00:31:47.240 It is your ball.
00:31:47.740 You guys bought it.
00:31:48.600 You can't stop it.
00:31:49.060 Can't stop it.
00:31:49.080 Can't stop it inbound.
00:31:49.740 Sorry.
00:31:50.200 Maybe next time.
00:31:50.780 You in that.
00:31:51.780 You in that.
00:31:57.060 Yeah.
00:31:59.060 Take that.
00:31:59.460 Take that.
00:31:59.840 You took...
00:32:00.140 Oh, travel.
00:32:00.940 What the...
00:32:01.460 Oh, my life.
00:32:03.620 Oh, my mother's heartbeat.
00:32:04.740 My mom's so sad right now.
00:32:05.040 Oh, my life is crazy.
00:32:06.120 How about you?
00:32:07.160 Facts.
00:32:07.600 I hit it off your nails. 1.00
00:32:09.680 I just did it. 1.00
00:32:10.400 Shoot for it. 1.00
00:32:11.000 Shoot for it. 1.00
00:32:11.420 No, no. 0.99
00:32:11.740 I'm not shooting for that. 0.97
00:32:12.460 Shoot for it. 1.00
00:32:12.760 Shoot for it. 1.00
00:32:13.080 I'm not getting...
00:32:13.460 No, I'm not getting scammed.
00:32:14.040 I'm good.
00:32:14.520 I'm good off that. 0.94
00:32:15.440 Shoot for it. 0.68
00:32:16.940 No, shoot for it. 1.00
00:32:17.540 Shoot for it. 0.99
00:32:17.900 Whatever you want to do. 0.99
00:32:18.280 I hate getting cheated.
00:32:19.080 That's all good.
00:32:19.500 Cool.
00:32:20.060 Yeah. 1.00
00:32:20.660 You're fucking lying. 1.00
00:32:22.900 Yeah. 1.00
00:32:23.380 Why would you let her... 1.00
00:32:24.020 Oh, my... 1.00
00:32:24.620 Like, fuck the stream. 1.00
00:32:25.420 I swear to God. 1.00
00:32:25.760 All my life, it's out on her.
00:32:26.480 I'm cheating, Leon.
00:32:27.020 Why would you say shoot for it?
00:32:27.740 Because you said shoot for it.
00:32:28.500 Because you did, bro.
00:32:29.220 Since when did you get this nice, huh?
00:32:30.300 I've never seen you like this.
00:32:32.460 Hold on.
00:32:32.940 My shoe's on top.
00:32:35.480 Can I get a practice shot, please?
00:32:36.840 Yeah.
00:32:37.480 Go ahead.
00:32:38.000 Actually, you know what?
00:32:38.380 Hold on.
00:32:38.500 Wait.
00:32:38.960 Wait.
00:32:39.200 While he's tying his shoes, try to score on me. 0.97
00:32:41.860 Deadass. 0.95
00:32:42.360 Please. 0.76
00:32:42.900 Don't give any of these temptations. 1.00
00:32:44.060 Fuck him. 1.00
00:32:49.720 In his mouth. 1.00
00:32:51.800 Like, that's what I'm saying, bro. 1.00
00:32:52.860 We should be winning this shit. 1.00
00:32:53.540 Balls all in his mouth. 1.00
00:32:54.440 Shit's a joke. 1.00
00:32:55.100 This shit actually pisses me off. 1.00
00:32:56.400 I'm tight. 1.00
00:32:57.140 Thank you so much, sir.
00:33:00.320 Let's do it.
00:33:01.620 Come on.
00:33:02.120 9-13.
00:33:02.760 Our ball.
00:33:04.640 Now it's your ball.
00:33:05.420 Whatever. 0.99
00:33:05.720 We just fucking shot for it, man. 0.99
00:33:06.720 All right. 0.99
00:33:06.900 That's cool.
00:33:07.360 Yeah, I admit it.
00:33:09.080 We know.
00:33:09.560 We just shot for it, bud.
00:33:11.780 You don't want to let her score the last shot? 1.00
00:33:14.100 Hey, you don't know what we're going to do. 0.69
00:33:15.740 What the hell? 0.89
00:33:17.560 Wait. 1.00
00:33:18.020 Shit. 1.00
00:33:18.380 Really, bro? 1.00
00:33:19.100 Yeah. 0.99
00:33:22.560 He's going to let her shoot. 1.00
00:33:23.320 He's going to let her shoot. 1.00
00:33:23.880 No, he's not. 0.91
00:33:29.020 Wow, man.
00:33:29.640 It takes so much skill to do that.
00:33:30.720 For real, man. 1.00
00:33:31.340 Stop with that bullshit. 1.00
00:33:32.740 Run her back. 1.00
00:33:33.220 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:33:33.700 Run her back. 1.00
00:33:34.460 You want to play?
00:33:34.980 We can play again if you like.
00:33:35.800 Run her back. 1.00
00:33:36.040 Aiden, please.
00:33:36.560 Okay.
00:33:37.120 Please run her back. 0.99
00:33:37.740 One more time.
00:33:37.920 If y'all want to, sure.
00:33:38.880 One more time.
00:33:39.600 One more time.
00:33:40.300 This is the real game now.
00:33:41.480 This is the real game.
00:33:41.840 Run her back, please. 0.71
00:33:42.640 You know I'm down.
00:33:44.000 Main event.
00:33:47.140 What did you say?
00:33:47.720 I have an asthma attack.
00:33:48.460 I can't, bro.
00:33:48.940 You are?
00:33:49.240 No, you are.
00:33:50.700 I'll be real.
00:33:51.240 My bad, we lost.
00:33:51.900 I had like six points.
00:33:53.040 Why are we so bad?