Adin Live - November 27, 2022


Adin Ross & Speed Play SOCCER! 🤣


Episode Stats

Length

12 minutes

Words per Minute

98.40188

Word Count

1,213

Sentence Count

233

Misogynist Sentences

18

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

Chad and Aiden are playing a game of 1v1 and it's Aiden's turn to win a penalty kick. Chad saves the penalty kick but Aiden doesn't have a camera so it doesn't count. Chad wins the game but it's not his turn.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey, we back to that?
00:00:08.000 Hey! What?
00:00:10.000 Where you at? Where you at? Oh, bro, see?
00:00:14.000 You feel me?
00:00:16.000 Hey, look behind you.
00:00:20.000 Behind you.
00:00:21.000 It's a ghost! Look! Look, it's a ghost!
00:00:24.000 Alright, is it cool now?
00:00:27.000 Hey, go on my stream real quick.
00:00:29.000 Who got a phone?
00:00:31.000 And Boppy on the news? What the f***?
00:00:33.000 Who the f*** is Massey? Who the f*** is Namor?
00:00:36.000 Who the f*** is Zowski?
00:00:39.000 Uh, eh?
00:00:41.000 Who the f*** is Massey? Who the f*** is Namor?
00:00:44.000 Who the f*** is Namor? Who the f*** is Namor?
00:00:46.000 Oh, oh.
00:00:48.000 Give me the ball, Aiden.
00:00:50.000 Give me the ball!
00:00:52.000 Give me the ball.
00:00:54.000 Come on.
00:00:56.000 Come back here. Come back here.
00:00:59.000 What?
00:01:04.000 Oh, Daddy. Stop.
00:01:06.000 Oh, Daddy stop!
00:01:07.000 Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:01:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:01:10.000 Oh yeah, oh yeah!
00:01:13.000 Oh, daddy, oh yeah!
00:01:15.000 Stop.
00:01:17.000 Stop!
00:01:18.000 Oh
00:01:26.000 Oh
00:01:30.000 Oh
00:01:36.000 Hey
00:01:38.000 Prada do no bailo
00:01:40.000 No bailo
00:01:42.000 Aiden, let's one up you one real quick.
00:01:48.920 One up you one right here, come back, come back.
00:01:49.880 What do you want?
00:01:50.260 Stay on this side, stay on this side,
00:01:51.700 because they don't want to leak something over there.
00:01:53.420 I don't know what he's talking about.
00:01:59.280 No, no, no, I want you right in front of me.
00:02:02.040 You've got to help direct that.
00:02:04.320 Come on.
00:02:05.600 Check up.
00:02:08.760 Come on, Aiden Ross.
00:02:10.740 David Ross.
00:02:12.000 Aiden David.
00:02:18.680 Get closer.
00:02:20.820 Fucking stupid.
00:02:22.060 No, that don't count.
00:02:23.300 This stupid fucking cameraman.
00:02:24.920 Get closer.
00:02:26.480 It's a 1v1.
00:02:28.860 That don't count.
00:02:31.320 That don't count.
00:02:33.980 Where's the ball?
00:02:34.940 Bro, when we're in 1v1, you've got to get close.
00:02:47.480 I don't have my camera camera.
00:02:49.160 I see it better than Ronaldo.
00:02:51.960 Let me score.
00:02:52.480 I did it right here.
00:02:53.320 There's a penalty.
00:02:53.940 Penalty kick.
00:02:54.800 Yeah.
00:03:01.560 I come up, right?
00:03:02.220 Yep.
00:03:02.840 No, penalty kick.
00:03:04.280 You've got to stay right here.
00:03:06.100 Shake that ass, okay?
00:03:07.480 I'm going to save it.
00:03:08.160 Shake it.
00:03:09.100 Uh-huh.
00:03:09.400 Come on.
00:03:11.180 That's my cheerleader right there.
00:03:12.880 Where do I go?
00:03:13.660 Right now.
00:03:14.340 Go.
00:03:14.460 Go.
00:03:14.540 Go.
00:03:18.860 Yeah.
00:03:20.380 Uh-huh.
00:03:23.860 One more, one more.
00:03:24.600 What?
00:03:25.240 No!
00:03:25.780 Come on, one more.
00:03:31.300 Come on.
00:03:38.260 Yeah, you know what?
00:03:39.000 You're fucking.
00:03:39.280 No, no, no, I'm all right.
00:03:39.720 Shut up!
00:03:40.280 Your ass!
00:03:41.780 My turn.
00:03:46.440 Watch this penalty kick.
00:03:48.040 Right here.
00:03:54.600 All right.
00:03:57.220 You have one try.
00:03:58.560 You have one try.
00:04:03.160 All right, Chad.
00:04:03.840 Penalty kick right here, baby.
00:04:04.760 Look.
00:04:05.580 Lock up.
00:04:07.680 You ready for this free kick?
00:04:10.320 Let's go, Daddy.
00:04:16.820 Right foot creep in.
00:04:19.160 Right foot creep in.
00:04:21.640 Right foot creep in.
00:04:23.120 Come on.
00:04:24.660 Come on.
00:04:26.760 Ah.
00:04:27.700 Ah.
00:04:29.160 Ah.
00:04:30.000 My turn, my turn.
00:04:30.860 Your turn?
00:04:31.320 Yeah.
00:04:32.080 Come on.
00:04:39.040 Come on.
00:04:41.080 Yep.
00:04:43.500 I play football.
00:04:48.460 Pussy ass, motherfucker.
00:04:50.100 I ain't gonna lie.
00:04:51.020 You know what I'm saying?
00:04:51.880 Yeah, sir.
00:04:52.980 Fuck you.
00:04:54.040 Fuck you.
00:04:54.380 Fuck you.
00:04:55.480 Fuck you.
00:04:56.340 Fuck you.
00:04:56.720 Fuck you.
00:04:57.780 Fuck you.
00:04:59.000 Fuck you.
00:05:00.380 Fuck you.
00:05:00.860 Die!
00:05:01.940 Die!
00:05:02.980 Die!
00:05:03.420 Die!
00:05:10.320 Die!
00:05:10.620 Die!
00:05:11.840 Die!
00:05:12.540 Die!
00:05:13.240 Die!
00:05:14.000 Die!
00:05:14.680 Die!
00:05:15.080 Die!
00:05:15.580 Die!
00:05:16.360 Die!
00:05:17.020 Die!
00:05:18.380 Die!
00:05:19.120 Die!
00:05:21.480 Die!
00:05:22.160 Just give it to me.
00:05:49.340 Let's one be one.
00:05:52.160 1v1.
00:05:55.660 1v1.
00:05:58.160 Bro, get close.
00:05:59.680 Side angle.
00:06:00.660 Go.
00:06:04.060 All right, 1v1.
00:06:08.180 The win, the win, the win.
00:06:09.120 Is that how I could have been?
00:06:09.880 Uh-huh.
00:06:11.920 Come on.
00:06:13.840 Stop, dude.
00:06:14.580 Come on.
00:06:17.140 Let's go.
00:06:22.380 Come on.
00:06:24.080 Come on.
00:06:25.000 Come on.
00:06:25.920 Come.
00:06:27.080 Come on.
00:06:27.820 Come on.
00:06:28.300 Come on.
00:06:28.920 Come on.
00:06:29.920 Oh.
00:06:30.920 Oh.
00:06:31.920 Oh.
00:06:32.920 Sue.
00:06:33.920 Motherfucker.
00:06:34.920 Come on.
00:06:35.920 Come on.
00:06:36.920 Come on.
00:06:37.920 I need a hook.
00:06:38.920 She's ready.
00:06:39.920 My turn.
00:06:40.920 Ah.
00:06:41.920 Really?
00:06:42.920 Oh.
00:06:43.920 Oh.
00:06:44.920 Oh.
00:06:45.920 Oh.
00:06:46.920 Oh.
00:06:47.920 Oh.
00:06:48.920 Oh.
00:06:49.920 Oh.
00:06:50.920 Oh.
00:06:51.920 Oh.
00:06:52.920 Oh.
00:06:53.920 Oh.
00:06:55.920 Oh.
00:06:56.920 Oh.
00:06:57.920 Oh.
00:06:58.920 Oh.
00:06:59.920 Oh.
00:07:00.920 Oh.
00:07:01.920 Oh.
00:07:02.920 Oh.
00:07:03.920 Oh.
00:07:04.920 Oh.
00:07:05.920 Oh.
00:07:06.920 Oh.
00:07:07.920 Oh.
00:07:08.920 Oh.
00:07:09.920 Oh.
00:07:10.920 Oh.
00:07:11.920 Oh.
00:07:12.920 Oh.
00:07:13.920 Oh.
00:07:14.920 Oh no.
00:07:15.920 Why did you.
00:07:17.920 Fucking.
00:07:18.920 I'm sorry.
00:07:19.920 Oh.
00:07:20.920 I know y'all got that stupid.
00:07:24.920 Oh.
00:07:25.920 Yeah.
00:07:26.920 is it
00:07:33.980 I'm tired
00:07:38.240 are you ready? alright come on
00:07:40.340 what do you want? alright this is the last one I'm getting tired
00:07:42.720 start the one we want back there
00:07:45.560 yeah you wanna fuck me don't you
00:07:51.040 you're scared
00:07:51.840 you wanna fuck me don't you
00:07:54.380 yeah you're scared
00:07:55.540 that's done bro
00:07:58.160 it's over
00:07:59.420 it's done
00:08:00.960 out of bounds my turn again bro
00:08:04.140 suck
00:08:06.460 get back
00:08:14.620 get back
00:08:15.400 get back
00:08:16.260 yo you're a game
00:08:18.800 he's dog shit you know you play light you remind me of harry maigler
00:08:24.420 he's dog shit you know you play light you remind me of harry maigler
00:08:36.760 it's okay you're shit
00:08:40.740 are you done playing football
00:08:42.360 or wrestle
00:08:44.360 or wrestle
00:08:45.200 keep the judge
00:08:47.260 you wanna wrestle
00:08:49.040 no no no no no no
00:08:50.360 you're way too sweaty
00:08:51.960 so if he wasn't sweaty you'd wrestle
00:08:54.000 want to get my shirt to dry off
00:08:55.820 yeah oh my god
00:08:56.900 yeah oh my god
00:08:57.360 nah no no no no
00:08:58.440 why wrestle
00:08:59.740 exactly like yeah like
00:09:07.240 like what
00:09:08.340 for no reason
00:09:09.880 look this is one trick
00:09:12.620 hey give me the ball real quick
00:09:13.440 i gotta show this one trick
00:09:14.340 can you do this trick for me
00:09:16.100 I'm the first one who invented the move, like no weird shit, all right, I'm gonna show you.
00:09:21.100 You're the first one who invented the move?
00:09:25.100 Where? So look, this move right here, I go up first, it's called the bounce that ass move, all right?
00:09:35.100 Uh-huh.
00:09:36.100 Watch out here then, let me show her the move.
00:09:38.100 Bounce that ass move, you ready?
00:09:40.100 Yeah.
00:09:41.100 You go.
00:09:43.100 I'm telling you, bro.
00:09:49.100 Just try, just try.
00:09:51.100 Try!
00:09:52.100 I don't got Megan, do something else.
00:09:54.100 Ew, girl.
00:09:55.100 Ew!
00:09:56.100 Yo!
00:09:57.100 I mean, I'm gonna be honest, bro, baby, I just can't do it.
00:10:01.100 Yeah, maybe I can't.
00:10:02.100 Oh, you can't do it?
00:10:03.100 Uh-uh.
00:10:04.100 All right.
00:10:05.100 If I'm already on my knees, yes.
00:10:06.100 But now I'm from years down, that is fucking crazy.
00:10:09.100 I think she can't do something else.
00:10:10.100 All right, let me see the bar.
00:10:12.100 Some other technique.
00:10:13.100 This is called the Ronaldo Donkey Kong Mario Slash 3, all right?
00:10:20.100 Uh-huh.
00:10:21.100 So what you gotta do is step over, step over, step over.
00:10:27.100 Slot tackle, let me eat that ass!
00:10:29.100 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:10:31.100 Yeah!
00:10:32.100 That a dumb move?
00:10:33.100 Keep spamming that.
00:10:34.100 You already did.
00:10:35.100 Oh, wait.
00:10:36.100 You just need to get a little better.
00:10:37.100 Can I defend you?
00:10:38.100 Play a good D on her.
00:10:39.100 Yeah, can I play a good D on you?
00:10:40.100 Put that good D on her.
00:10:41.100 All right, bet.
00:10:42.100 All right, what am I supposed to do?
00:10:43.100 Attack?
00:10:44.100 Yeah, you attack, I defend.
00:10:45.100 Oh, wow.
00:10:46.100 All right, bet.
00:10:47.100 All right, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet.
00:10:49.100 All right, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet, bet.
00:11:12.100 All right, let me play for real, let me play for real, let me play for real.
00:11:16.980 Get the ball.
00:11:30.720 Ah, sorry, I don't think I'm going to do it.
00:11:33.020 Ah, I'm going to kill me.
00:11:35.820 Mate, mate, are you good, bro?
00:11:37.720 Mate.
00:11:39.000 She is in my butt.
00:11:40.860 I'm sorry.
00:11:41.380 I can't breathe.
00:11:42.500 I can't breathe.
00:11:43.240 I need my mouth.
00:11:44.800 I need my mouth.
00:11:46.500 My mouth.
00:11:49.020 No, down here, down here, down here.
00:11:50.800 My mouth down here.
00:11:52.520 Yo.
00:11:53.360 Yo, why do you got a phone right now?
00:11:54.680 Yo.
00:11:56.480 No, bro.
00:11:57.720 Yo, Jack.
00:11:58.160 All right, stream in the bro.
00:11:59.100 You know what?
00:11:59.380 You know what?
00:11:59.780 Yo, he had a phone, Jack.
00:12:01.540 No, stream in it.
00:12:02.760 That's weird.
00:12:04.140 Yo.
00:12:04.200 Definitely.
00:12:04.900 No, there's one.
00:12:05.120 I have to.
00:12:07.880 Yeah.
00:12:08.980 No, there's one.
00:12:09.600 No, there's so much I don't still see you there.
00:12:14.020 No, I don'tck.
00:12:19.340 There, there's one.