Adin Live - January 01, 2024


Adin Ross & Speed TRY NOT TO LAUGH 😂 w⧸ Gorlock The Destroyer


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

156.69696

Word Count

1,563

Sentence Count

178

Misogynist Sentences

15

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the and are joined by their good friend Ally to celebrate New Years Eve. We talk about how they met, how they first met, and how they became friends.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 You didn't look.
00:00:02.000 Ally!
00:00:04.000 Hi!
00:00:06.000 Hey!
00:00:08.000 What's up?
00:00:10.000 Of course!
00:00:12.000 Let's go!
00:00:14.000 I see no mind.
00:00:16.000 Hey, the fact that Ally is here to celebrate New Year's is amazing.
00:00:20.000 Thank you, bro.
00:00:22.000 Come on, Ally, you know what the f**k is going on.
00:00:24.000 It's a good time, you know what the f**k is going on.
00:00:26.000 Uh-huh, you know what the f**k is going on.
00:00:28.000 Hey, could you swap spots with her possibly?
00:00:30.000 Thank you, yeah, yeah.
00:00:32.000 What's up?
00:00:34.000 Cool, yeah.
00:00:36.000 Alright.
00:00:38.000 Ally, I missed you.
00:00:40.000 What happened with the f**k out of your arm?
00:00:42.000 I flipped over in a f**king freezer like three times, man.
00:00:44.000 Wait, so you flipped?
00:00:46.000 Yup. And you landed on your arm?
00:00:48.000 I don't know how the f**k I landed.
00:00:50.000 When I looked down, I was like my sh** was in like a crinkle cut french fry.
00:00:54.000 Really?
00:00:56.000 Nice to meet you.
00:00:58.000 Oh, by the way, Darren, that's my...
00:01:00.000 Me and her go way back, bro.
00:01:02.000 Oh, really, really?
00:01:03.000 I f**k with Ally.
00:01:04.000 You f**k with her?
00:01:06.000 You're really like my guy, like for real.
00:01:08.000 Yeah, for real, for real.
00:01:10.000 Right.
00:01:12.000 Um, so...
00:01:14.000 I have a question, wait, do you remember how we met?
00:01:16.000 Yeah, I remember.
00:01:18.000 But you know her?
00:01:20.000 Okay, okay, this is the story, right?
00:01:22.000 It was TikTok Live.
00:01:24.000 Um, I was like...
00:01:25.000 This is when I thought I was gonna be a beauty guru, guys.
00:01:26.000 Yeah, this was like 2022.
00:01:27.000 This is like...
00:01:28.000 I was the first one to find her.
00:01:29.000 Okay.
00:01:30.000 She was live on TikTok and I...
00:01:31.000 Like, I sent her a gif.
00:01:32.000 Mm-hmm.
00:01:33.000 Do you remember the gif?
00:01:34.000 Cause I remember.
00:01:36.000 Yeah, I sent her a whale.
00:01:37.000 I sent her a whale.
00:01:38.000 How many?
00:01:39.000 Cause I remember.
00:01:40.000 Why did you send her a whale?
00:01:41.000 I sent her about 40 whales.
00:01:42.000 But why?
00:01:43.000 Because bitch, I'm big.
00:01:44.000 Let's be real.
00:01:45.000 So wait, um, when you saw Speed go on your live and give you a whale, what did you say?
00:01:52.000 I didn't fucking know who he was.
00:01:54.000 You didn't know at all?
00:01:55.000 No, it's cause I swear, like...
00:01:56.000 I'm telling you, like, I was a beauty guru.
00:01:57.000 Like, I swear, I thought I was like a beauty girl.
00:01:59.000 Alright.
00:02:00.000 Like, I didn't follow any male influencers.
00:02:01.000 Fuck what they're talking about.
00:02:02.000 Ally.
00:02:03.000 Yes.
00:02:04.000 What would you rate me 1 through 10?
00:02:05.000 You know you're a fucking 10.
00:02:06.000 Alright, what about me?
00:02:07.000 What about me?
00:02:08.000 You know you're a 10 too.
00:02:09.000 Aww.
00:02:10.000 I'll say it.
00:02:11.000 Alright, who looked better?
00:02:12.000 Me and Ader?
00:02:13.000 Me or anything?
00:02:14.000 Be honest.
00:02:15.000 If you had to fuck one of us.
00:02:16.000 Be honest.
00:02:17.000 Damn.
00:02:18.000 If you had to fuck one of us.
00:02:19.000 Y'all can't people on Disney's and shit?
00:02:23.000 What?
00:02:24.000 Okay.
00:02:27.000 Best out of three.
00:02:28.000 Stop.
00:02:32.000 No, stop.
00:02:34.000 No!
00:02:35.000 Wait, so wait, who would you rather fuck?
00:02:37.000 Y'all picked me.
00:02:38.000 I said you guys are both 10.
00:02:39.000 Bro.
00:02:40.000 Oh, thank you, Ally.
00:02:41.000 Alright, Ally, how's the dating life been for you?
00:02:43.000 Honestly, I'm still single, so...
00:02:46.000 By choice or by decision?
00:02:47.000 Wait, can I touch that please?
00:02:48.000 What?
00:02:49.000 No, that.
00:02:50.000 This is from the accident, but yeah.
00:02:51.000 Okay.
00:02:52.000 Wait, that's from your accident?
00:02:53.000 Yeah.
00:02:54.000 That bump?
00:02:55.000 Yeah.
00:02:56.000 Did you touch your speed?
00:02:57.000 Yeah, I just put it different.
00:02:58.000 Yeah.
00:02:59.000 Damn.
00:03:00.000 Oh, my panza?
00:03:01.000 No, no.
00:03:02.000 My panzita?
00:03:03.000 No.
00:03:04.000 It brings good luck.
00:03:05.000 That's why I've heard.
00:03:06.000 Yo, I was just talking, bro.
00:03:07.000 I'm not gonna lie, bro.
00:03:08.000 I was just talking about this shit.
00:03:09.000 Like, bro.
00:03:10.000 One day, whenever you do decide to have kids, I really wanna be there.
00:03:13.000 Like, to be like, know your kids and shit.
00:03:15.000 Me?
00:03:16.000 Yeah.
00:03:17.000 I feel like over the day that I do choose to have kids, I'm gonna raise them to be like
00:03:19.000 the most fucking nicest, understanding...
00:03:22.000 Like, are you gonna raise them healthy or non-healthy?
00:03:26.000 Yeah.
00:03:27.000 Okay.
00:03:28.000 Honestly, I don't know if he told you, but I am on a weight loss journey right now.
00:03:31.000 Wait, so she's been losing weight?
00:03:33.000 Mm-hmm.
00:03:34.000 Do you wanna know how much I used to weigh?
00:03:35.000 Huh?
00:03:36.000 Do you wanna know how much I used to weigh?
00:03:37.000 What?
00:03:38.000 I used to weigh 432.
00:03:39.000 What do you weigh now?
00:03:40.000 Uh, like 3...
00:03:42.000 84...
00:03:44.000 And how long was that?
00:03:46.000 Um...
00:03:47.000 Last Wednesday night was, like, three, two and a half weeks ago.
00:03:50.000 Wait, you waste...
00:03:51.000 You lost 40 pounds in three weeks?
00:03:53.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:03:54.000 I started, like, in...
00:03:57.000 Ending of September, beginning of October.
00:03:59.000 Okay.
00:04:00.000 Okay, so, what is your goal?
00:04:01.000 I don't even have, like, a number.
00:04:03.000 I just wanna be the best version of myself.
00:04:05.000 Whether if I'm big or petty or whatever the fuck it is.
00:04:07.000 Hey, chat, so 2024.
00:04:09.000 My girl, Allie.
00:04:10.000 She's gonna be in shape.
00:04:11.000 I'm gonna have my BBL this year, guys.
00:04:13.000 Keep an eye out for that.
00:04:14.000 We're gonna vlog it.
00:04:15.000 I don't know.
00:04:16.000 We'll see.
00:04:17.000 Wait, so hold up.
00:04:18.000 Hold the fuck up.
00:04:19.000 You're getting surgery on a BBL?
00:04:20.000 No, I wanna get the...
00:04:21.000 I wanna get the bypass, and then, like, I eventually wanna get my ass done.
00:04:23.000 Well, I already have a fat ass.
00:04:24.000 I just want hips.
00:04:27.000 Asi no mas.
00:04:30.000 Okay.
00:04:31.000 So, Allie.
00:04:32.000 Um...
00:04:33.000 I feel like I should put one of these on.
00:04:34.000 Yo, can we do some TTS?
00:04:36.000 Yeah.
00:04:37.000 Oh, yeah.
00:04:38.000 Yeah, let's do TTS, bro.
00:04:39.000 Let's do TTS.
00:04:40.000 Alright, speed.
00:04:41.000 We're gonna put water in our mouth.
00:04:42.000 Damn.
00:04:43.000 And, um...
00:04:44.000 Oh, the water's right here, actually.
00:04:45.000 Oh, yeah.
00:04:46.000 Whose water is this?
00:04:47.000 They're gonna come out with some bullshit and be like...
00:04:48.000 Can you give me a water, a new one?
00:04:49.000 Like, tell this fucking man to lose some weight.
00:04:50.000 You're not a man, though.
00:04:51.000 I know.
00:04:52.000 Yeah.
00:04:53.000 I really fucking know how fucking Chad is.
00:04:56.000 They love to hate me.
00:04:57.000 Chad, be honest.
00:04:58.000 Y'all fuck with Allie.
00:04:59.000 Be honest.
00:05:00.000 Yes or no?
00:05:01.000 I know they fucking love me.
00:05:02.000 They love you.
00:05:03.000 Come on, bro.
00:05:04.000 I know deep down they all fucking love me.
00:05:05.000 Who's TTS is it linked to, though?
00:05:07.000 I think it's both, both, both.
00:05:08.000 It's both?
00:05:09.000 Alright.
00:05:10.000 Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:05:11.000 Alright, so I told them to play.
00:05:13.000 You ready?
00:05:14.000 Okay.
00:05:15.000 Alright, alright.
00:05:16.000 Yo, Chad, TTS is on.
00:05:17.000 Speed.
00:05:18.000 Speed.
00:05:19.000 Keep it in your mouth.
00:05:20.000 Don't swallow it.
00:05:21.000 Do you wanna know something funny?
00:05:22.000 My dumb ass swallowed it the last time we did this shit.
00:05:24.000 Huh?
00:05:25.000 My dumb ass swallowed the water the last time we did this shit.
00:05:27.000 I was like, what do I do?
00:05:29.000 Mm.
00:05:30.000 Mm.
00:05:31.000 Mm.
00:05:32.000 Mm.
00:05:33.000 Mm.
00:05:34.000 Mm.
00:05:35.000 Mm.
00:05:36.000 Damn.
00:05:42.000 What?
00:05:46.000 Mm.
00:05:47.000 Mm.
00:05:48.000 Mm.
00:05:50.000 Oh.
00:05:52.000 Shit.
00:05:54.000 You know what?
00:05:55.000 I just swallow.
00:05:56.000 Mm.
00:05:57.000 Mm.
00:05:58.000 i low-key fuck her for real i would too thank you i fuck myself too
00:06:11.520 clip copy tips one dollar okay okay she's the king burger king
00:06:19.920 try a quick question burger here mcdonald's
00:06:24.000 i'm a mcdonald's currently
00:06:28.000 syracuse tipped one dollar all i want for christmas is g-o-r-l-o-c-k
00:06:41.680 action man tipped one dollar a monkey a whale and a jew what could possibly go wrong
00:06:47.600 uh-uh uh-uh
00:06:51.120 what's good
00:06:51.520 okay okay
00:06:53.840 a-d-i-n-n-n-n tipped one dollar blue blue some weighty trans buck
00:06:59.200 the echo is through their mics they like if you want them to be able to hear the tts that's the only
00:07:04.000 way
00:07:06.960 let's turn that down
00:07:08.640 no no no this
00:07:09.440 let's turn that down
00:07:10.960 let's turn that down
00:07:14.960 let's turn that on
00:07:16.160 no
00:07:16.960 no
00:07:17.680 it's because it's monitoring so you can both hear it
00:07:24.080 speed trust me trust me the browser source is muted and it's monitoring two speakers so that
00:07:31.920 you guys can hear it
00:07:45.120 come on chat
00:07:47.520 i want to see who's going to throw out the water first
00:07:49.280 i want to see who's going to throw out the water first
00:07:53.520 coomba tipped one dollar this beast looks like if sam frank drowned
00:08:02.480 what's good bro
00:08:05.040 like let's see tipped one dollar ally chin looks like an inflated fucking puffer fish
00:08:10.160 you right you right
00:08:14.240 on a bad day
00:08:14.960 is this lebron
00:08:16.960 three three tipped one dollar i wouldn't fuck that with another monstick
00:08:21.440 you wouldn't oh
00:08:24.560 that's crazy
00:08:26.720 is this lebron
00:08:29.360 citrus tipped one dollar hey speed and aiden can y'all run a train on this whale
00:08:36.400 that's what you said you wanted the first time when i first met you
00:08:38.720 let's do that bro
00:08:39.440 jake future tipped one dollar don't don't move ally i'm almost done you as a weirdo
00:08:53.040 xdxxx tipped one dollar there no there no way this fat
00:08:57.280 bitch did not eat a human
00:09:00.880 no
00:09:02.800 that's good bro
00:09:05.440 mers tipped one dollar gorlock so big that she has her own time zone and it's gonna be a new year
00:09:10.880 year until hours later you right you right you right you right
00:09:15.360 you right
00:09:15.920 i'm
00:09:16.080 i really
00:09:16.480 speak
00:09:17.440 he's underscore stomach tipped one dollar congrats on your twins ally all right all right
00:09:22.560 speak put more water
00:09:26.480 put more water
00:09:27.440 steve put more water and bug him out bro
00:09:29.680 cheezer tipped one dollar they need to drop this bitch in israel she would end the whole war in five
00:09:35.120 seconds listen free balance thing
00:09:41.360 harry harry mcguire tipped one dollar please please end it all you monster
00:09:49.200 i'm sorry that was fucked up don't end it all
00:09:52.720 no never i love myself too much i know i'm a bad
00:09:57.520 see