Adin Live - August 09, 2023


Adin Ross Takes Charleston White To The World's Rudest Restaurant


Episode Stats

Length

44 minutes

Words per Minute

173.88823

Word Count

7,720

Sentence Count

982

Misogynist Sentences

114

Hate Speech Sentences

154


Summary

This episode was recorded at Dick s White Boy's in Los Angeles, California. It's a white boy's place where you can get a drink, but you have to be nice to order one. Also, it's a place you can order anything you want.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I don't know where to eat in Los Lakers.
00:00:04.940 We got no hoes.
00:00:06.040 We got no hoes.
00:00:11.760 He talking to you, man.
00:00:12.800 He talking to me.
00:00:13.560 He talking to me?
00:00:14.740 I think he's talking to me.
00:00:17.620 He must not want no till.
00:00:21.140 Yeah, that motherfucker, he from working hard not to get a till.
00:00:24.160 Why was he being so mean?
00:00:25.340 And a complaint.
00:00:26.240 Why was he being so mean, though?
00:00:27.440 I don't know.
00:00:28.380 Maybe he's having a bad day?
00:00:29.280 It might be fruitless.
00:00:30.780 That might be one of your boyfriends.
00:00:32.460 No, no, no.
00:00:35.120 Say, man.
00:00:36.060 Oh.
00:00:39.080 I just didn't fuck with that, bro.
00:00:41.320 That was super rude.
00:00:41.920 You didn't even stick a...
00:00:42.920 Man, how am I supposed to order something?
00:00:50.160 Dick's dick meets him.
00:00:53.180 Say, boy, this is a white boy restaurant.
00:00:55.240 No, it's not.
00:00:56.380 All right, that's hot.
00:00:57.580 They stink.
00:00:58.480 Hey.
00:00:59.280 If it ain't no dick, stay.
00:01:02.040 Hey, brown.
00:01:03.400 You want to eat hot dogs and shit, bro?
00:01:04.780 Like, real, for real.
00:01:06.080 No.
00:01:06.720 I eat the bomb with this chili in it.
00:01:10.000 All right, guys.
00:01:10.700 If you get one, pop it down, I'd be a white boy.
00:01:12.460 What the damn?
00:01:13.460 What?
00:01:14.300 Tyrone.
00:01:14.960 Yo, yo, yo.
00:01:16.420 Yeah, yeah.
00:01:18.540 Yo.
00:01:19.060 All right, guys.
00:01:20.200 You guys been eating before?
00:01:21.160 Yo, dude.
00:01:22.000 We're not going to be nice.
00:01:23.140 This place called Dick's so going to be dick to you.
00:01:24.880 Everything is sarcastic.
00:01:25.820 I get paid to be bitching.
00:01:30.380 Tyrone, relax.
00:01:31.720 Tyrone.
00:01:32.000 What?
00:01:32.720 That's it.
00:01:33.100 She called...
00:01:33.420 You're right.
00:01:34.100 Oh, hell no.
00:01:34.720 Don't get mad.
00:01:35.380 Wait, what's my name?
00:01:36.340 I'm not white boy.
00:01:36.900 What the hell?
00:01:38.860 What's his name?
00:01:40.660 That's his name, Tyrone.
00:01:42.220 No, no, no.
00:01:42.740 What's his name?
00:01:43.540 Your name is Tyrone.
00:01:44.480 No, what's his name, though?
00:01:45.600 I guess there's many of us in here.
00:01:47.620 I just have just the big dick.
00:01:50.140 Ooh, I want the big dick.
00:01:53.000 This is my boyfriend.
00:01:54.720 What?
00:01:56.180 Say, they paying him to do this?
00:01:58.880 Huh?
00:02:00.180 Is this a prank or something?
00:02:01.520 Nah, nah.
00:02:01.860 He's just recording.
00:02:03.520 So this is how she's taking it?
00:02:04.580 Nah, you.
00:02:05.020 Don't record her.
00:02:05.760 Don't record her.
00:02:06.180 Just us.
00:02:06.900 All right, thank you.
00:02:07.300 Yeah, I got you.
00:02:07.760 Appreciate it.
00:02:08.180 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:08.580 I need a white...
00:02:09.160 All right, guys.
00:02:09.820 If you need a drink, I need any of these.
00:02:11.240 Everyone.
00:02:12.280 All right.
00:02:12.500 Say, that guy and you.
00:02:13.660 I need a white waist.
00:02:15.760 And this one.
00:02:16.580 Yeah, I've been, like, years old.
00:02:26.900 Why are you guys so fucking quiet?
00:02:28.260 You need a fucking drink?
00:02:29.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:30.900 I don't need you to buy any of your guys.
00:02:35.440 That's it.
00:02:35.840 Can I get a...
00:02:36.180 Can I get a water?
00:02:38.360 Yeah, we only have a lot of water.
00:02:39.540 You want our next?
00:02:40.280 Yes, please.
00:02:41.080 Oh, we're done.
00:02:43.920 Is that for real?
00:02:45.040 Is this for real?
00:02:46.160 What do you want, Bill?
00:02:47.580 I want water.
00:02:48.920 Why are you looking at me like that?
00:02:52.800 I'm just like a bitch.
00:02:54.080 What?
00:02:54.300 Miss, man.
00:02:55.860 I want some aspirin.
00:02:58.920 Miss.
00:02:59.120 Miss.
00:03:00.560 Miss.
00:03:02.040 Miss.
00:03:02.560 Miss.
00:03:02.580 Miss.
00:03:02.600 Miss.
00:03:02.980 Miss White.
00:03:03.200 Miss.
00:03:03.720 Miss.
00:03:04.180 Miss Gay.
00:03:04.620 Miss.
00:03:05.040 Miss.
00:03:05.220 Miss.
00:03:05.480 Miss.
00:03:06.120 Miss.
00:03:06.880 Miss.
00:03:07.340 Miss.
00:03:07.520 Miss.
00:03:08.060 Miss.
00:03:08.480 Miss.
00:03:08.880 Miss.
00:03:08.900 Miss.
00:03:10.620 Miss.
00:03:10.980 Miss.
00:03:11.680 Miss.
00:03:12.480 Miss.
00:03:13.140 Miss.
00:03:13.280 Miss.
00:03:13.580 Miss.
00:03:13.720 Miss.
00:03:14.620 Miss.
00:03:14.980 Miss.
00:03:16.000 Miss.
00:03:17.220 Miss.
00:03:17.660 Miss.
00:03:17.980 Miss.
00:03:18.740 I'm gonna be mean.
00:03:19.740 Damn.
00:03:20.740 Can I be mean too?
00:03:21.740 Yeah.
00:03:22.740 Shit, bitch do your job.
00:03:25.740 Shit, bitch do your job then, huh?
00:03:28.740 You can't do this fucking big pop.
00:03:35.740 Bitch just get me a lemonade then.
00:03:38.740 Shut your motherfucking ass up.
00:03:39.740 Get me a goddamn lemonade with a little ice then, ho.
00:03:43.740 Yeah, this is my kind of place then.
00:03:45.740 I see them telling the bitch to get me a drink like this here.
00:03:47.740 Bitch, hurry up.
00:03:50.740 This bitch talking like, nah, like we fucking.
00:03:54.740 Bitch, we ain't fucking.
00:03:56.740 Can you talk to me like this?
00:03:58.740 If you don't fucking like it, you can fucking go.
00:04:00.740 It's my fucking house.
00:04:01.740 You came in my fucking house.
00:04:02.740 You don't fucking talk to me like that.
00:04:04.740 You got it?
00:04:05.740 This place full of dicks, not bitch.
00:04:07.740 You ain't got a dick to talk to me like this.
00:04:09.740 I ain't got a fucking big dick.
00:04:10.740 You want to fucking sit?
00:04:13.740 Man, just go get that drink.
00:04:15.740 I can't breathe.
00:04:19.740 Bro, nah, bro, I'm out of the way.
00:04:21.740 I can't out.
00:04:22.740 This be, nah, man.
00:04:24.740 Bro, nah, bro.
00:04:25.740 Yes, we coming back tomorrow.
00:04:27.740 Do this, bitch.
00:04:28.740 Go get that drink, bitch.
00:04:30.740 Yeah, bitch.
00:04:31.740 This is my kind of restaurant where a nigga sit up and tell her, hold on, get a drink.
00:04:35.740 Shut up.
00:04:36.740 Hurry up.
00:04:37.740 Hurry up.
00:04:38.740 You down there trying to make friends.
00:04:39.740 Go get them goddamn drinks.
00:04:41.740 Yeah.
00:04:42.740 Bro, bro.
00:04:43.740 I can't, bro.
00:04:44.740 She's throwing this shit.
00:04:45.740 Bro, I can't, bro.
00:04:46.740 Man, them people, they really gonna do this shit.
00:04:49.740 Say, you work her too?
00:04:50.740 Say, make her motherfuckin' out here if you ever get them drinks?
00:04:52.740 Yes, sir.
00:04:53.740 Don't even have to talk to him.
00:04:54.740 He said, can I have to talk to him?
00:04:55.740 Bro, I can't, bro.
00:04:56.740 I might actually pass out, bro.
00:04:57.740 Holy fuck.
00:04:58.740 See, for real?
00:04:59.740 I can't laugh as hard as me.
00:05:00.740 She didn't get that goddamn drink.
00:05:01.740 We don't fucking accept that shit.
00:05:02.740 I'm with white folks.
00:05:03.740 Yeah, I don't fucking accept that shit.
00:05:04.740 I'm with white folks.
00:05:05.740 You treat me fabulous.
00:05:06.740 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:07.740 I don't fucking accept that shit.
00:05:08.740 I'm with white folks.
00:05:09.740 Yeah, yeah, I don't fight people.
00:05:10.740 You treat me fabulous.
00:05:11.740 Yeah, this nigga is funny.
00:05:12.740 Wait, we have to wear those hats.
00:05:13.740 I ain't wearing a motherfucker.
00:05:14.740 Man, wear a hat, man.
00:05:15.740 Come on, man.
00:05:16.740 Look at the hat.
00:05:17.740 Why does it look like that, though, Unc?
00:05:18.740 Nah, it ain't no dick or nothing.
00:05:19.740 Just wear a hat.
00:05:20.740 I have props.
00:05:21.740 Wait, can we get the hats too, man?
00:05:22.740 Wait, can we get the hats too, man?
00:05:23.740 I don't even know.
00:05:24.740 I don't know.
00:05:25.740 I don't know.
00:05:26.740 You don't know.
00:05:27.740 It doesn't look like that though, unk.
00:05:29.740 Nah, it ain't no dick or nothing. Just wear the hat.
00:05:31.740 Wait, can I get the hats? Two minutes?
00:05:33.740 Can I get three hats?
00:05:35.740 See, don't talk to her.
00:05:37.740 All right, what do you want to drink?
00:05:39.740 Let her go feel the goddamn orders.
00:05:41.740 All right, do you know what you want to eat?
00:05:43.740 What?
00:05:45.740 Can I get a water please?
00:05:47.740 Can you get the drink first and let her get a time enough to look at the menu please ma'am?
00:05:51.740 Please?
00:05:53.740 Can you give us time to look at the menu first please?
00:05:55.740 So are you going to try to ask for some food?
00:05:57.740 I'm just taking the drink first.
00:05:59.740 Where are you going to go get the drinks?
00:06:01.740 If you open your fucking mouth, if you know what you want it, I'll go get your drinks.
00:06:04.740 Open it.
00:06:05.740 You want to try the big thing?
00:06:07.740 Yo, we might need a new waitress.
00:06:09.740 Her might have two motherfucking flies.
00:06:11.740 She's been practicing this shit too long.
00:06:15.740 What is this? A fucking YouTube?
00:06:17.740 I'm not going to be there.
00:06:19.740 No, your face isn't in it. Look, see? Your face is not in it.
00:06:21.740 Cut my booty too.
00:06:23.740 Okay.
00:06:24.740 I hope you wash your hands before you bring the food.
00:06:30.740 No!
00:06:32.740 Ew!
00:06:34.740 I want to get you to drink.
00:06:36.740 I want to get you to drink.
00:06:38.740 I want to, I want to so many.
00:06:42.740 I want to be like a meme.
00:06:44.740 I know, why they're so mean, I don't know.
00:06:46.740 I'm not, I'm not, they really, they really paying them to talk to them like this?
00:06:52.920 You just have to talk with me.
00:06:53.780 Say, this is the reason why fast food workers ain't supposed to get 12 out of an hour.
00:06:57.940 They ain't supposed to be stuck in minimum wage.
00:06:59.720 This is a clear example on why fast food workers should make shit.
00:07:04.720 Yo, yo, bro.
00:07:06.000 I fuck with this place.
00:07:07.540 That's not true, I do.
00:07:09.200 This is horrible, this is horrible customer service.
00:07:12.760 Punk, I used to, I used to work at fast food.
00:07:15.380 Yeah, they should lower the pay.
00:07:17.920 No, I don't.
00:07:18.820 Fast food workers should make no more than $7 now.
00:07:23.500 Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
00:07:28.760 Excuse me, can I get a big dick, please?
00:07:31.160 Big dick for me.
00:07:33.360 You need my ID?
00:07:35.160 But I have a big dick, ask him.
00:07:37.240 Can you ask me for?
00:07:38.460 No.
00:07:38.820 I got B-Low a little dick.
00:07:41.860 Can I get B-Low a big dick?
00:07:43.100 Give me two big dicks.
00:07:45.380 I just want a lemonade.
00:07:50.560 I want a regular motherfucking lemonade.
00:07:52.920 What you want, bro?
00:07:53.560 A regular lemonade.
00:07:55.300 You want a big dick, though?
00:07:56.420 I don't want nothing.
00:07:59.360 Water with no ice.
00:08:02.640 What'd you get?
00:08:03.140 Yeah, he motherfucking dicks.
00:08:04.860 Man, what kind of shit?
00:08:05.180 Are we out there?
00:08:06.880 You don't want, you don't want any shit?
00:08:08.860 No, I don't want no dick.
00:08:10.480 Do you want me to be nice?
00:08:12.540 No, I want to be able to talk to you like you're talking to me.
00:08:16.100 Yeah, when I come over, I'm gonna be mean in the motherfuckers and them people in the chat.
00:08:19.260 Should we just move closer then, chat?
00:08:22.780 Oh, you can zoom in.
00:08:23.820 Oh, okay.
00:08:24.740 Is this good, chat?
00:08:28.360 Chat, move up or stay?
00:08:29.480 Move or stay?
00:08:30.020 Move or stay?
00:08:30.460 Move or stay?
00:08:30.940 Move or stay?
00:08:31.720 I think this is perfect, bro.
00:08:33.120 To be honest.
00:08:33.720 All right, it's it.
00:08:34.700 What do you want to eat?
00:08:35.160 Um, can I have a salad?
00:08:39.920 Uh, seasoned salad, please.
00:08:42.480 Uh, yes, please.
00:08:44.140 Grilled chicken, please.
00:08:50.100 Goddamn, man, you ain't eat no meat.
00:08:51.880 Guys, there's a blur.
00:08:52.700 There's a blur on the camera.
00:08:53.580 You got one in Dallas.
00:09:06.680 The sides are like blurry.
00:09:09.740 You're on a diet?
00:09:10.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:12.020 It's good now.
00:09:12.600 I think it's good now.
00:09:13.100 You're on a diet?
00:09:14.480 Hell yeah.
00:09:15.760 I'm trying to get skinny like you, huh?
00:09:18.200 No weird shit, but I want to be skinny.
00:09:21.420 Why?
00:09:21.700 Yeah, so, you know, it looks good to be skinny.
00:09:24.140 I don't...
00:09:24.640 You want to be healthy?
00:09:29.100 Yeah.
00:09:29.660 Okay.
00:09:30.720 That'd be great.
00:09:31.520 It's going to be my drink, dude.
00:09:33.160 Will you be healthy with me?
00:09:35.180 Yeah, man, I've been healthy.
00:09:36.480 I've been working out for the last 90 days.
00:09:38.280 Is this still blurry, Chad?
00:09:41.160 Yes or no?
00:09:43.100 You got a salad, too?
00:09:44.440 No, hell no.
00:09:46.280 When it's time to eat, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:48.400 I just work out.
00:09:49.920 I don't eat right.
00:09:50.800 No?
00:09:51.080 All right, so everything 100%.
00:09:52.700 100%, put 100% in the chat.
00:09:54.280 Put 100%.
00:09:54.860 It says in the corners, it's kind of blurry.
00:09:59.580 I mean, that's fine.
00:10:07.320 Zoom in a tiny bit.
00:10:12.620 Can I get this?
00:10:14.840 Hey, you guys want to wear hats?
00:10:16.100 Yeah, can we get some hats?
00:10:26.600 You know, I love you having you here, bro.
00:10:29.120 Oh, already, man.
00:10:30.200 I'm having a lot of fun, Uncle.
00:10:31.960 You know who you are?
00:10:32.980 You're a fun Uncle.
00:10:33.840 You're a Funkle.
00:10:35.780 You're a Funkle.
00:10:37.840 He's a Funkle.
00:10:38.600 What is a Funkle?
00:10:39.720 It's a Funkle.
00:10:40.840 It's a Funkle.
00:10:47.800 Make me say, oh, come on.
00:10:54.300 Wait, why do you want her there?
00:10:55.540 Why do you want her here?
00:10:55.980 Because I told her to hold out the brain, no salt.
00:10:57.720 I need the bitch to follow the instruction.
00:10:59.620 Proper instruction.
00:11:01.980 Proper instruction.
00:11:03.420 Don't be cutting your eyes over here, Sally.
00:11:08.680 She kind of thick, though.
00:11:09.740 She is nice.
00:11:10.360 Kind of thick, though.
00:11:10.980 Yeah.
00:11:11.380 Come on, then, man.
00:11:11.980 Come on.
00:11:12.420 That's what you do.
00:11:13.480 What about it?
00:11:15.000 Not nice.
00:11:15.780 I don't know.
00:11:16.460 I like them young.
00:11:18.340 How old are you old?
00:11:19.700 At least 30 and under.
00:11:21.020 30 and under?
00:11:21.780 Yeah, 30 and under.
00:11:22.380 What's the youngest?
00:11:23.860 21.
00:11:25.000 Got to be able to drink.
00:11:26.560 You got to be able to drink.
00:11:27.280 Oh, okay.
00:11:27.720 I'm going to stop.
00:11:28.420 It ain't bad.
00:11:29.400 Look at that basketball player.
00:11:31.300 Back in that little.
00:11:33.160 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:33.800 You got to be able to drink.
00:11:34.580 Who?
00:11:35.180 What's his name?
00:11:35.820 Is it Green?
00:11:37.260 Green?
00:11:38.080 Well, they know Ashley.
00:11:38.880 They told him to talk about
00:11:39.540 that thick-ass bitch, like 21.
00:11:45.060 Smart.
00:11:45.760 And that was you?
00:11:47.640 The dick?
00:11:48.260 Yeah.
00:11:48.420 I didn't get a big dick.
00:11:49.300 I think you got a big dick, right?
00:11:50.440 No, I did.
00:11:51.140 Yes, you did.
00:11:51.440 Who did you get a big dick?
00:11:52.020 No, no, you did.
00:11:52.780 You did get a dick.
00:11:53.540 Can you clip this on me, Daddy?
00:11:54.900 Why are you going to say that?
00:11:55.600 What kind of thing is that?
00:11:57.920 Huh?
00:11:58.280 What kind of thing is that?
00:11:59.000 It's called a big dick.
00:11:59.920 You ordered one.
00:12:00.840 No, I did.
00:12:01.480 I ordered this.
00:12:03.020 I didn't want the food.
00:12:04.100 No, you want the dick, man.
00:12:05.980 No, man.
00:12:07.520 I want that dick.
00:12:08.400 Now you scared of the dick.
00:12:09.280 I want that dick.
00:12:10.540 I want that dick.
00:12:11.400 I want that Don Julio.
00:12:12.700 Why are you guys sitting there?
00:12:14.420 This is you fucking sick.
00:12:16.240 We got tables.
00:12:17.640 Mommy got to make money.
00:12:19.600 We'll say she's in care.
00:12:20.660 We'll tip you good.
00:12:21.840 Where are you taking care of?
00:12:22.960 Ah, I'm from Leah.
00:12:26.340 Hello.
00:12:31.460 You want to drink this dick?
00:12:32.400 Someone said, yeah, maybe.
00:12:34.040 I don't know.
00:12:34.540 I don't know if I should drink right now.
00:12:35.540 Maybe the night, should I?
00:12:36.520 Yeah, I think later we should drink.
00:12:37.600 But now we're ordering, don't we?
00:12:38.600 Someone said the island boys are coming for you.
00:12:40.100 Are you scared?
00:12:42.620 I ain't scared of two more of fun.
00:12:43.900 Hey, don't worry, folks.
00:12:44.620 I don't like them bitch asses.
00:12:46.480 Oh, what are they?
00:12:47.980 Let me see that little bag over there.
00:12:50.800 I carry weapons everywhere.
00:12:53.340 You see, you see I travel here with no security
00:12:56.080 and they hide and they go kill me.
00:12:58.800 Don't say that.
00:13:00.040 I travel with no security.
00:13:01.260 Don't say that.
00:13:01.820 I travel around the country with no security.
00:13:04.700 I do comedy shows with no security.
00:13:07.820 I keep a pig on me.
00:13:09.820 Joe, bro.
00:13:10.860 Who go wrong with me?
00:13:11.920 So just after I mace you,
00:13:13.280 I mean, I'm going to go sad with the island boys.
00:13:18.840 I'll beat them.
00:13:19.260 No, no, no.
00:13:21.000 And then she got one too.
00:13:22.080 And then my woman got one too.
00:13:24.940 Oh, see, I don't play.
00:13:25.920 No, not at all.
00:13:27.560 Not at all.
00:13:28.740 So long, not at all.
00:13:30.240 You don't even know how to do that one.
00:13:31.280 Shit.
00:13:31.980 I just don't want to do it.
00:13:33.860 Put it right there.
00:13:34.680 Oh.
00:13:35.760 This real hard.
00:13:37.220 Damn.
00:13:37.580 No, I'm wrong.
00:13:41.000 Not a hat, man.
00:13:42.100 Come on, girl.
00:13:42.400 I have to wear the hats.
00:13:43.040 It's for this shit.
00:13:43.760 It's not weird.
00:13:44.540 It's not weird.
00:13:45.120 Oh, yeah, get in here.
00:13:46.140 Let's go ahead, punk.
00:13:47.280 Get in here.
00:13:47.800 Put that in here.
00:13:49.000 Damn, nigga.
00:13:50.780 Damn.
00:13:51.860 What up, Brian?
00:13:52.860 Damn.
00:13:54.100 How old you is?
00:13:54.640 What does that say?
00:13:55.480 What does that say?
00:13:56.280 How old you is?
00:13:57.340 Four to six.
00:13:58.260 I'm growing my dread again.
00:14:03.380 What is that?
00:14:04.180 I'm growing my dread again.
00:14:05.640 Oh, shit.
00:14:07.280 I'm growing my dread again.
00:14:08.500 Let me see.
00:14:08.940 How about you in?
00:14:10.700 God.
00:14:11.700 Damn.
00:14:12.160 So, I want to tell you something.
00:14:14.100 Damn, this shit fucked up.
00:14:15.620 No.
00:14:16.620 No way.
00:14:17.480 No way.
00:14:21.500 Oh, my God.
00:14:22.220 Who is this?
00:14:22.800 This is my big brother.
00:14:24.200 I'm trying to say I want to be the only black guy hanging around in my way.
00:14:27.460 Two of them over.
00:14:27.960 All right, brother.
00:14:28.880 All right.
00:14:29.220 What's up, man?
00:14:29.800 You doing all right?
00:14:30.660 Yeah, I'm good, bro.
00:14:31.480 You all right?
00:14:31.940 Yeah, Charleston.
00:14:33.060 This is my big brother, Bishop.
00:14:34.540 What's up, Bishop?
00:14:35.280 You all right?
00:14:35.700 All right.
00:14:36.140 Yeah.
00:14:36.880 Them real teeth.
00:14:38.500 Them real teeth.
00:14:39.340 I came out the world with them.
00:14:40.600 My nigga.
00:14:41.460 Oh, yeah.
00:14:42.460 I'm a lot like a mom.
00:14:46.360 I'm a normal man.
00:14:48.100 I'm a extreme real baby.
00:14:50.360 You see my kick?
00:14:52.220 See?
00:14:53.020 There's my chest.
00:14:53.860 Let's go.
00:14:55.160 Shout out to the worst kick with your kick, bro.
00:14:56.760 What's up, Charleston?
00:14:57.340 Nice to meet you, man.
00:14:58.320 Oh, yeah.
00:14:58.740 Nice to meet you, bro.
00:15:00.100 I've seen you, bro.
00:15:00.760 I'm in Illuminati now.
00:15:02.140 Whoa, there we go.
00:15:02.780 I'm with A.
00:15:03.220 I'm in Illuminati now.
00:15:33.220 She said, what's this called?
00:15:35.100 She said, that's a big thing.
00:15:36.140 You're doing like a little one in your mouth.
00:15:37.480 Ah.
00:15:38.120 She's all laughing.
00:15:40.040 Yeah, she's manning.
00:15:40.860 She's a mother fucker.
00:15:41.800 Yeah, I'm going to leave her alone.
00:15:42.980 She's too manning.
00:15:44.000 Yeah, she got some good comeback.
00:15:46.900 Nice to meet you, brother.
00:15:48.280 Keep on it.
00:15:48.920 Just kidding.
00:15:49.780 I ain't doing like Chelsea.
00:15:51.560 I ain't doing.
00:15:53.860 I'm going to be one.
00:15:54.600 I'm following you.
00:15:55.140 I don't know.
00:15:55.640 She gets a big day.
00:15:56.360 I see.
00:15:57.300 Nah, she got all my life.
00:15:58.500 You said, oh, the goddamn talking.
00:16:00.820 What's the real talking?
00:16:01.740 What's up?
00:16:02.360 What's up?
00:16:02.880 What's up?
00:16:04.440 Oh, really?
00:16:05.140 I'm mad.
00:16:06.340 Look, black man.
00:16:07.400 Thank you, brother.
00:16:07.940 Yes, sir.
00:16:08.520 Yes, sir.
00:16:08.860 Thank you, brother.
00:16:12.340 Yeah, that's a D.C. police officer.
00:16:14.100 Oh, my God.
00:16:15.260 What does it say?
00:16:15.960 What does it say?
00:16:18.740 Let me see.
00:16:21.620 What the question?
00:16:22.740 What does it say, Paz?
00:16:23.620 I can't read it.
00:16:25.540 It's a third year.
00:16:27.280 I'm going to put a dick right here.
00:16:29.020 Ah!
00:16:30.480 Come on, baby.
00:16:32.500 Oh, hell.
00:16:36.280 Say, he having too much goddamn fun, y'all.
00:16:39.640 He got a girl at home.
00:16:40.820 Where's your hat?
00:16:41.680 Oh, she give me one.
00:16:42.980 I love his hats.
00:16:44.500 Why?
00:16:44.800 Bro, he took his head off.
00:16:46.300 I'm growing my dress.
00:16:47.260 Big dick.
00:16:47.720 Woo!
00:16:48.360 You got the job.
00:16:48.920 This ain't this right here, bro.
00:16:51.580 Nigga, I used to have a dress.
00:16:53.820 Hey, where it goes?
00:16:55.000 I used to have to, oh.
00:16:56.380 I cut my heart when Trump lost.
00:16:58.160 Hey, you know.
00:16:58.680 I cut my heart when Trump lost.
00:17:00.520 You got Kevin Durant.
00:17:01.260 What?
00:17:01.620 Kevin Durant.
00:17:02.900 Well, you got Kevin Durant.
00:17:04.160 Mine look like Hill.
00:17:05.760 Mine shit look just like Hill.
00:17:07.660 Me and Hill look the same.
00:17:08.980 Yeah, yeah.
00:17:09.600 Y'all ain't saying nothing to Hill about Hill.
00:17:11.700 Nigga.
00:17:12.240 Me and Hill look just the same.
00:17:13.900 Hey.
00:17:14.820 Don't it, girl?
00:17:15.460 Hey, man, I just want to take you by my heart, man.
00:17:23.680 You're going to bust shit off, y'all.
00:17:25.920 This is a big dick, nigga.
00:17:27.640 See you.
00:17:28.760 I'm going to give fucking fuck.
00:17:29.960 I damn didn't want to order that motherfucker just for the food.
00:17:32.080 I know, but I don't give fuck.
00:17:32.920 Say, but I don't want to order a big dick.
00:17:35.160 You are a big dick, bro.
00:17:37.100 I am.
00:17:37.780 I miss prison.
00:17:38.520 I miss prison.
00:17:38.980 Yo!
00:17:39.640 It's like I miss prison.
00:17:41.420 What the fuck?
00:17:43.180 Yeah.
00:17:43.540 I miss prison sex, Con.
00:18:11.700 Remember?
00:18:13.540 Carl Grannett.
00:18:15.420 Carl Grannett.
00:18:16.220 I'm finna tell it.
00:18:18.040 You say you finna tell it.
00:18:19.500 Carl Grannett.
00:18:20.780 Carl Grannett.
00:18:21.700 I'm finna tell it.
00:18:22.380 We're Carl Grannett.
00:18:25.160 Oh, okay.
00:18:25.820 You know Grannett don't play about that shit?
00:18:29.200 What you got a problem?
00:18:30.800 Look, you got a problem.
00:18:33.040 Who's Mike?
00:18:33.620 Who's Mike?
00:18:34.100 I got a problem.
00:18:34.940 I got a problem.
00:18:35.400 I got a problem.
00:18:37.440 It's just like.
00:18:38.460 My head's like.
00:18:39.120 My head's like a mic.
00:18:40.840 I'm going to make sure we get there.
00:18:41.840 I'm gonna make sure we get the license plate number
00:18:44.360 Test, test, test
00:18:46.760 Yeah, you goddamn right
00:18:48.140 But they can't go outside
00:18:50.540 They're both super loud, bro
00:18:52.500 Oh, no, nigga, if y'all say they're friends in the neighborhood
00:18:54.860 I'm gonna tell you too
00:18:55.800 What do they represent, Prime?
00:18:59.300 You know what they represent
00:18:59.940 I don't what?
00:19:02.480 Nigga, when it's time to give away turkey
00:19:06.800 It's the Thanksgiving
00:19:07.540 I'm gonna be the one giving them out
00:19:09.240 I'm gonna tell them your homeboy
00:19:11.440 I ain't gonna tell them you
00:19:12.460 I'm gonna tell them your homeboy
00:19:13.580 But they're not helping with the turkey
00:19:16.980 So this is my, you know, this is my actual brother
00:19:19.020 I'm passing out backpack supply school giveaway
00:19:21.440 He sells you
00:19:22.340 And if he don't help, I'm turning him in
00:19:25.520 No, no, he's good
00:19:26.480 I'm gonna help him get rid of the competition
00:19:31.200 I'm gonna tell on him
00:19:32.940 He said he helped pass out supplies
00:19:34.480 I'm gonna tell on his friends
00:19:37.160 The nigga that ain't helping
00:19:38.180 Citrus gotta help with that shit
00:19:39.560 So you're a W man at the end of the day
00:19:41.700 You're a W man
00:19:42.640 Yeah
00:19:43.280 I'm the neighborhood crime watch nigga
00:19:46.220 I'm the nigga
00:19:48.780 What does your hat say?
00:19:49.860 Ride through the neighborhood
00:19:50.920 If I see the kids fighting
00:19:52.740 I stop and break it up
00:19:53.640 I'm so small, I pee on my balls
00:19:55.360 I got big balls
00:19:56.660 You do?
00:19:57.580 Big balls
00:19:58.200 So you dig a little, no homo
00:19:59.280 But I got big balls
00:20:00.520 What the fuck?
00:20:01.320 What you gonna do with a big ball?
00:20:02.360 I got a lot of heart
00:20:03.160 Big nuts
00:20:04.160 You easy to get kicked in the nuts
00:20:06.820 Well, if you thrust hard enough
00:20:09.820 Your balls press up against her
00:20:11.320 And they can feel the thrust from the ball
00:20:13.620 Bro, why do I find this nigga not mine?
00:20:14.840 You are
00:20:15.340 If you got heavy balls
00:20:16.980 This thing you hitting
00:20:17.800 And them balls
00:20:18.600 Bang it up there
00:20:19.460 Bang it up there
00:20:20.620 Big little bro
00:20:21.400 Bro, before you came bro
00:20:22.420 The lady, he didn't know about the little
00:20:23.680 The disrespectful shit
00:20:24.480 And he's like
00:20:25.740 She started calling to be disrespectful to him
00:20:27.700 And he's like
00:20:28.340 Wait, can I be disrespectful back?
00:20:29.740 He said
00:20:30.040 Alright, bitch
00:20:30.800 Go get me a drink
00:20:31.540 Yeah, I ain't know what kind of place there was
00:20:34.660 Yeah, I thought there was
00:20:35.560 Yeah, the bitch didn't come over here with attitude
00:20:37.060 Cause when I looked at her
00:20:38.340 She just looked when we walk in
00:20:39.720 First, that's how man
00:20:40.540 That whole got attitude
00:20:41.260 Yeah, but I ain't know
00:20:42.720 This a, yeah
00:20:43.360 This a bullshit place
00:20:44.540 Yeah, they be on there talking that shit
00:20:46.640 This a white boy place
00:20:48.100 Yeah, this a white boy place
00:20:49.960 Yeah, no bitch
00:20:50.600 He spit all over me
00:20:51.820 No, he didn't
00:20:52.520 He spit in his own drink
00:20:53.640 That's not true
00:20:54.520 He spit on me
00:20:55.240 No, he didn't
00:20:56.280 White people always do that
00:20:57.780 When they see a crime
00:20:58.580 White people always do that
00:20:59.960 Make it more than what it is
00:21:01.100 It's actually, bro
00:21:01.680 You know, it's always
00:21:02.480 White people on streaming
00:21:03.600 But like one black person
00:21:04.500 Let's like
00:21:04.880 Let's bully this nigga, bro
00:21:05.960 He be weird, bro
00:21:07.180 No, we're not gonna bully him
00:21:09.380 Nigga, he ain't gonna have this
00:21:11.420 He was out of those grass
00:21:12.660 He was out of Stan Lee
00:21:13.620 Nigga
00:21:14.040 Huh?
00:21:14.640 We couldn't have had to move
00:21:15.680 A Black Panther without Stan Lee
00:21:17.160 He out of Stan Lee
00:21:19.500 What I'm talking about, nigga?
00:21:20.700 You don't bully Stan Lee
00:21:22.320 Poor Stan Lee
00:21:23.260 He was the only white guy
00:21:24.480 In the movie Black Panther
00:21:25.520 He was the only white boy
00:21:30.020 Black Panther
00:21:30.860 We need Stan Lee
00:21:32.720 Nigga
00:21:33.020 Wait, so what do you
00:21:34.540 Busting, bro
00:21:35.240 So you fucking me
00:21:35.920 You're out of Stan Lee
00:21:37.180 Really?
00:21:37.940 Every nigga need a Stan Lee
00:21:39.400 Would you spit on him?
00:21:40.140 Every nigga need a Stan Lee, man
00:21:41.380 I don't even know what that is
00:21:42.280 The shit
00:21:42.620 Every nigga need a Stan Lee
00:21:44.020 The creator of Marvel movies
00:21:45.820 Oh, Avengers
00:21:46.580 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:21:47.600 That nigga tough
00:21:48.140 I like his movies
00:21:48.760 He's the only white guy
00:21:50.520 In the movie
00:21:51.060 Black mustache
00:21:51.760 You know what I'm talking about?
00:21:53.340 No other white person
00:21:54.240 Was in the movie
00:21:54.700 But him
00:21:55.100 R.I.P. by the way
00:21:56.800 If you was a superhero
00:21:58.480 What would your superhero name be?
00:22:01.520 Rad Williams
00:22:02.280 I'm on a hat
00:22:03.000 You're a Rad Williams
00:22:05.980 He's talking about Rad Willie
00:22:07.360 You're a Rad Williams
00:22:08.540 How you feel about that fight though, man
00:22:09.980 With Spence and Cromer
00:22:11.440 What you think about that?
00:22:12.960 I was going for Crawford
00:22:13.840 You were?
00:22:15.040 Yeah, I was going for Crawford
00:22:15.660 Spence is from Dallas
00:22:16.640 Y'all don't like Spence
00:22:17.840 That's true to him
00:22:20.820 Yeah, I ain't like Spence
00:22:21.700 He ain't been rapper
00:22:22.360 Okay, okay
00:22:23.480 And you're drunk
00:22:24.080 Let me ask you a question, alright
00:22:25.820 You're a pretty logical guy
00:22:28.720 Someone had asked me to ask you this
00:22:30.580 They said for $10 million
00:22:32.580 Are you kissing a guy on the cheek?
00:22:34.860 On the cheek
00:22:35.300 $10 million
00:22:36.780 Will I kiss a guy on the cheek
00:22:39.460 For $10 million?
00:22:40.580 Yeah
00:22:40.940 Yeah
00:22:42.080 You gay
00:22:44.100 You gay as hell
00:22:45.720 No, no, no
00:22:47.020 Look, cause that ain't gonna never happen
00:22:48.520 So you want to kiss a nigga on his cheek?
00:22:50.420 Oh, yeah
00:22:50.840 I kiss a nigga for $10 million
00:22:51.880 You don't have
00:22:52.520 What about the lips?
00:22:55.220 Nah
00:22:55.400 On lips
00:22:56.540 No?
00:22:57.060 You're not supposed to
00:22:57.660 I don't think so
00:22:58.340 Oh, bro
00:22:59.260 This nigga, bruh
00:23:00.900 See, uh
00:23:01.500 See, niggas want to be gangster, right?
00:23:04.280 Yeah
00:23:04.480 Most black guys watch all the Godfather movies
00:23:07.060 The Italian movies
00:23:08.140 And they claim gangster
00:23:09.440 Only Italians are gangsters, right?
00:23:12.120 It's lagging
00:23:12.640 It's lagging
00:23:12.660 So, so hear me out
00:23:13.600 Gangsters kiss each other on the cheek
00:23:15.940 Sure
00:23:16.920 Messy
00:23:19.420 Gangsters
00:23:20.100 Gangsters kiss each other on the cheeks
00:23:22.220 And blacks try to mimic the Italian gangsters
00:23:25.060 That's why they call themselves Jojo Capone
00:23:27.440 Scarface
00:23:28.540 Because we want to mimic the Italian Sicilian gangsters
00:23:31.580 They kiss each other on the cheeks
00:23:33.240 So what you think about the Italian boys
00:23:35.760 Kiss each other on the cheeks
00:23:36.560 Yeah, what about the Italian boys?
00:23:38.060 Oh, they didn't kiss each other on the cheeks
00:23:39.300 Now, they didn't get some crazy
00:23:40.580 That was incest
00:23:41.340 Nah, you saw that in my street
00:23:42.880 I saw their dick, bro
00:23:43.800 I didn't see that, bro
00:23:44.720 Yeah, that was incest
00:23:45.360 I saw their dicks
00:23:46.520 Nigga, fuck all that
00:23:47.420 Nigga, they had a video with one of them on his knees
00:23:49.600 Fucking a dildo
00:23:50.320 On the other brothers
00:23:51.700 I ain't never seen that
00:23:52.840 I swear to God
00:23:53.860 Yeah, yeah
00:23:55.280 Nah, homie
00:23:55.400 I used to talk to them niggas, homie
00:23:58.080 We were going to do a
00:23:59.700 Yeah
00:24:00.160 You have to date them
00:24:02.380 I'm going to go slap one of them, homie
00:24:05.080 That's how I'm going to promote the fight
00:24:06.620 Yeah, I'm going to slap one of them
00:24:08.880 That's how I promote the fight
00:24:10.080 So, they sent them niggas the contract
00:24:12.160 We waited for them to sign it
00:24:14.760 They signed it
00:24:15.700 But then they wanted some upfront money
00:24:17.220 So, they pulled their contract
00:24:20.600 But when them niggas done that
00:24:22.460 If I was scheduled to fight them niggas
00:24:24.840 I would have canceled the fight
00:24:25.940 Is it lagging or not?
00:24:28.020 Nah, that's not lagging
00:24:28.620 Yeah, nah, nigga
00:24:29.200 Hey, the way they turn and kiss each other
00:24:31.140 That's good, now
00:24:32.400 That's good, now
00:24:32.800 That was too intimate, homie
00:24:34.080 Wrapping?
00:24:34.680 Yeah
00:24:34.900 Nah, them niggas were some weird shit
00:24:36.500 If I was their dad
00:24:38.680 I would beat them
00:24:39.440 If I was their dad, homie
00:24:42.600 I would beat them with a bag
00:24:43.980 I would go jump on my baby mama
00:24:45.600 Bitch, how you done ready
00:24:46.820 Backpack the whole time, bro
00:24:47.740 Yeah, I'm going to jump on my baby mama
00:24:49.120 My boy, yeah
00:24:50.300 Say, man, y'all making two more money
00:24:55.080 For this kind of shit here to be happy
00:24:56.800 They ain't getting their boy
00:24:58.640 Two more motherfucking money
00:24:59.720 For this shit to be streaming
00:25:01.140 And lagging like it's here
00:25:02.300 At Dick's Restaurant
00:25:03.600 Yes, baby
00:25:04.300 See
00:25:05.540 He got three niggas on here
00:25:08.080 One more motherfucking time
00:25:09.140 Them mo-po-po be jumping
00:25:10.520 You can't give
00:25:11.480 You can't find this
00:25:12.380 You can't find it
00:25:12.800 Like some Tom Landry kind of shit
00:25:14.520 Bill Belichick kind of shit
00:25:16.220 So I can start yelling
00:25:17.060 Yeah
00:25:17.560 This some Nick Saban kind of shit
00:25:21.000 This some Nick Saban kind of shit
00:25:24.380 He got three niggas
00:25:25.480 Can't nobody coach niggas like a good white man
00:25:28.380 Listen, can't nobody coach a bunch of niggas
00:25:30.520 Like a good white man
00:25:31.340 Like who?
00:25:31.840 That's why black coaches don't do good
00:25:33.420 Who?
00:25:33.800 White man coach better
00:25:35.880 I went to school with him
00:25:37.140 Look at Nick Saban
00:25:39.140 This the new Nick Saban
00:25:41.340 Who's the greatest coach of all time?
00:25:42.740 Nick Saban
00:25:43.580 Tom Landry
00:25:44.680 What's that other motherfucker
00:25:46.320 Used to be mean over there
00:25:47.420 Used to throw the churl?
00:25:48.420 You want a hat, right?
00:25:49.140 I want a hat
00:25:49.560 What's the mean coach
00:25:50.740 Used to throw the churls?
00:25:52.900 He used to jack their ass up
00:25:54.160 He went to
00:25:54.560 He went to
00:25:55.460 Texas
00:25:56.640 Who?
00:25:57.660 Oh
00:25:57.980 The mean motherfucker
00:26:00.000 Man, he was a mean ass white boy
00:26:01.520 Used to kick the churls
00:26:02.480 Throw them all
00:26:03.160 That type of shit
00:26:03.840 Matt Brown
00:26:04.700 Is that him?
00:26:05.980 They're saying Bobby Knight
00:26:06.920 Bobby Knight
00:26:07.760 That's him
00:26:08.260 Bobby Knight
00:26:09.660 Them white boys know how to coach Nicklaus
00:26:12.940 Tom Landry
00:26:15.080 Bill Belichick
00:26:16.480 Nick Saban
00:26:17.300 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:26:18.760 You need a good white folk like that
00:26:20.080 I want to see what you put on that
00:26:21.580 Is that a safe?
00:26:24.860 Apple Potter, Buffalo
00:26:25.960 Sampler
00:26:26.680 Sampler
00:26:28.320 Sampler, no?
00:26:30.720 Sampler?
00:26:32.100 I don't know who y'all are serving
00:26:33.300 They got gang members serving food
00:26:37.040 Who's that Sampler?
00:26:40.040 Sampler Potter?
00:26:41.780 All they got me
00:26:42.460 All they got me
00:26:42.480 All they got me
00:26:43.080 All they got me
00:26:43.460 Right here
00:26:44.140 This way
00:26:44.640 I got more coming, baby
00:26:46.620 This is on
00:26:47.480 Out of prison
00:26:47.940 That's mine
00:26:49.580 Chatty, I like my hat
00:26:51.740 Yes or no?
00:26:52.420 You can say whatever
00:26:53.020 Oh, come here
00:26:55.200 Get a hat
00:26:55.680 I got a big head on my dick
00:27:01.260 Oh, I got a big ass dick
00:27:04.400 Show it
00:27:05.140 A fat dick
00:27:06.120 Yo, there's children, Brian
00:27:07.440 A fat head
00:27:08.740 Aint no kid
00:27:10.720 You know he hit on
00:27:12.720 You know he hit on
00:27:12.740 Close your eyes
00:27:17.360 Look at her
00:27:17.900 Yeah
00:27:19.100 Let's go to the back real quick
00:27:21.980 Dude, Prime
00:27:22.940 Seriously?
00:27:23.600 She's 16, bro
00:27:24.600 What the fuck?
00:27:27.080 Aint no way she did
00:27:28.160 Prime, you're 16
00:27:28.660 Hell no
00:27:29.800 I'm joking
00:27:30.840 She's like 30
00:27:31.740 Really?
00:27:32.680 I still take over there
00:27:34.000 I'm gonna lick it
00:27:37.760 In my system, boy
00:27:38.460 Yeah, I did
00:27:39.620 I had one
00:27:40.160 Chicken
00:27:41.000 Prime
00:27:41.480 Damn
00:27:41.800 My head's too goddamn big
00:27:42.920 Oh, I got chicken
00:27:44.460 Oh, I got chicken Caesar
00:27:44.740 Yeah
00:27:45.240 Oh, I say Prime, though
00:27:47.200 Thank you, sir
00:27:47.840 Right here
00:27:48.500 Put it over here
00:27:49.100 Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:27:49.980 Thanks, man
00:27:50.660 Here we go
00:27:51.680 Appreciate it
00:27:52.400 Right here, guys
00:27:53.140 Nah, I got chicken, chicken, though
00:27:55.180 Like, I got real chicken
00:27:56.040 Like, chicken, chicken
00:27:56.780 What do they put?
00:27:57.940 I'm not gay, but my ass is
00:28:00.200 She been working her too long
00:28:02.500 I can't even run
00:28:03.700 I can't even work this shit
00:28:04.780 Come on
00:28:06.040 Put it on
00:28:06.720 Where, B-
00:28:07.340 B-
00:28:07.620 Where?
00:28:08.240 You got to, dude
00:28:09.300 Come on
00:28:11.120 What?
00:28:11.820 Do it
00:28:12.180 I don't wear my eye again
00:28:14.360 You know you ain't
00:28:15.140 Hey, nigga
00:28:15.980 What, you goin' through AA, my friend?
00:28:22.940 Huh?
00:28:23.140 You goin' through AA?
00:28:26.100 Alcohol is a number
00:28:27.120 Put your hat on, baby
00:28:28.960 You don't agree?
00:28:29.660 You know, man, you on camera
00:28:30.580 You on camera
00:28:31.360 Already
00:28:32.020 You smoke weed?
00:28:34.160 Yeah, sir
00:28:34.560 Already
00:28:35.100 Huh?
00:28:35.340 I just heard about it
00:28:36.660 I just heard about it
00:28:36.800 I just heard about it
00:28:37.240 It's my brain
00:28:37.880 He's not getting shit
00:28:38.660 I already
00:28:39.120 I just heard about it
00:28:39.820 I just heard about it
00:28:40.080 I just heard about it
00:28:41.080 Yeah
00:28:41.580 Yeah
00:28:42.120 She's not as tailor as she normally
00:28:44.000 I just heard about it
00:28:45.420 I know
00:28:46.580 I know
00:28:47.880 I don't know
00:28:48.480 I don't know
00:28:49.280 I don't know
00:28:50.440 I for size
00:28:51.080 You went to get
00:28:52.340 Do it again
00:28:52.920 You went to get
00:28:53.580 Are we acting
00:28:54.600 Huh?
00:28:55.100 Do it again
00:28:56.420 Yeah, I'm gonna
00:28:58.100 ...
00:28:58.840 ...
00:28:59.980 I won chicken
00:29:00.540 You know what?
00:29:00.860 I got chicken
00:29:01.660 ...
00:29:02.560 ...
00:29:02.840 ...
00:29:03.400 Weep
00:29:04.560 ...
00:29:05.360 Oh, well, I will come to my sister
00:29:08.000 What do you think about that though ten years on the Tory Lanez I fuck
00:29:20.460 He didn't I know he didn't do it. He really didn't shoot a homie. I know he didn't and you get 10 years
00:29:25.480 So why did why didn't they get not like
00:29:28.680 People fucking
00:29:30.680 Oh
00:29:31.800 He will fucking both of them. They will fight. They were fighting at night. They're fighting over deck that night
00:29:36.860 Oh, they got she got kicked out of the car dash report and then bro. No, we're she is good day
00:29:41.980 I got a whole shirt to call good dignity benefits to it
00:29:49.120 You're not home hell he really didn't shoot her all the
00:29:52.260 Hey
00:29:58.340 Nah, she crazy she's mad. She's mad at me. That's all there. She should have put BBC on this
00:30:03.940 Yeah, like yeah facts
00:30:11.600 So what you been up to Velo get to it for real really
00:30:15.340 Hell yeah
00:30:20.660 Are we effing?
00:30:23.960 Fuck bro
00:30:33.960 It's hard for me to say yeah that big dick's good
00:30:37.320 Oh
00:30:40.680 Just the fruit is amazing
00:30:43.320 They gave me a knife with my fucking food
00:30:45.320 They didn't give us no fruit like they gave them niggas
00:30:48.160 Bro, they gave me a knife with my salad bro
00:30:52.400 Thank you
00:30:56.860 It's strong
00:30:58.860 Thank you
00:31:06.540 Good at hell
00:31:07.040 Mikael
00:31:16.240 They look like it states magi
00:31:18.180 Kong like a black man
00:31:23.040 Yeah
00:31:25.040 The girls like big necks.
00:31:25.880 Damn, Joe, ain't.
00:31:26.960 Unc, the girls like big necks?
00:31:29.760 No.
00:31:31.160 They like sweet lies more than anything.
00:31:34.080 What's that?
00:31:35.160 They like sweet lies more than anything.
00:31:37.160 I don't know what that means, Unc.
00:31:39.400 Young girls just like to fuck.
00:31:50.160 Caduce.
00:31:55.040 Why is it resetting?
00:31:58.200 I'm not better when I say shit.
00:31:59.440 All right, fuck.
00:32:02.080 It's live view?
00:32:03.840 Why are they fucking it up?
00:32:15.920 I got this.
00:32:16.720 I can just do this.
00:32:17.680 This shit's funny, bro.
00:32:21.200 Milo, you the only one drinking our shit, man.
00:32:23.680 Nah, I'm trying to come down my shit.
00:32:25.440 I ain't going to lie.
00:32:26.320 I'm trying to turn up.
00:32:27.440 Me too.
00:32:28.000 Damn, man, only you, only me and you drinking our shit.
00:32:30.320 Yeah, y'all just give me the strawberry for y'all just doing it.
00:32:32.640 Hey, little man, what the fuck do you need?
00:32:34.320 Who you talking to like?
00:32:35.120 You.
00:32:36.240 Y'all done fuck with folks.
00:32:37.400 You.
00:32:38.120 Y'all done fuck with folks.
00:32:39.640 Y'all done fuck with folks.
00:32:41.160 Oh, let me see.
00:32:42.440 Y'all done fuck with folks.
00:32:43.360 You can't tell me no different.
00:32:44.640 Big, tall man.
00:32:45.480 I don't like to see me in here.
00:32:46.520 Yo.
00:32:47.120 Are you serious?
00:32:47.800 You guys not?
00:32:48.360 I already know.
00:32:49.120 I'll call me in.
00:32:49.960 So you qualify.
00:32:51.000 Oh, my God.
00:32:51.720 You heard what she said.
00:32:54.320 You heard.
00:32:55.120 Yeah, but.
00:32:56.120 You do that, motherfucker.
00:32:57.120 You did it to me last night.
00:32:58.600 Can I get your barbecue and your fries?
00:33:02.280 Buy a piece.
00:33:03.400 Take this.
00:33:05.960 Hey, man, that's a lot of wings right here, bro.
00:33:08.360 Hang on.
00:33:09.080 You don't like fucking bitch, ain't it?
00:33:10.440 You don't know, I'll put you in your place.
00:33:11.880 You're all fucking mad.
00:33:12.760 I saw you put your place and you cream like.
00:33:15.040 Ooh.
00:33:17.040 You like it look good.
00:33:18.720 Hey.
00:33:20.200 How'd you say dessert?
00:33:21.200 How'd you say dessert?
00:33:23.200 Yeah, she with the shit.
00:33:26.200 Damn, that motherfucker fat too.
00:33:28.200 Didn't she pray on young niggas?
00:33:29.200 Pray, bro.
00:33:31.200 Yeah, that's it.
00:33:32.200 I'll put a little old ass in the wheelchair.
00:33:34.200 Yeah, she go pray on them young niggas.
00:33:37.200 Yeah, she go pray on them young niggas on me.
00:33:41.200 Mmm.
00:33:42.200 This salad is so good.
00:33:43.200 I've been paying attention.
00:33:44.200 She moped them young niggas.
00:33:46.200 Goddamn A-Dean.
00:33:47.200 Yeah, that's your...
00:33:48.200 That's your new name, my nigga.
00:33:49.200 Dean.
00:33:50.200 Here.
00:33:51.200 We don't care.
00:33:52.200 We don't care.
00:33:53.200 We don't care.
00:33:54.200 We don't care.
00:33:55.200 We don't care what you're talking about.
00:33:56.200 Nah, nope, nope, nah.
00:33:57.200 I think there's some funny shit.
00:33:58.200 Hey, you know what's crazy?
00:33:59.200 I was the front, right?
00:34:00.200 I was standing.
00:34:01.200 I was laying on top of the camera.
00:34:02.200 And I was standing in my sleeve and this like rope.
00:34:03.200 And he went back.
00:34:04.200 And I'm like, alright.
00:34:05.200 Tiff and Ron.
00:34:06.200 Not a naked nigga, but it was a shirt off.
00:34:08.200 I'm like a motherfucker.
00:34:09.200 Yeah.
00:34:10.200 That shit is crazy, man.
00:34:11.200 I'm crazy.
00:34:12.200 We don't care what you're talking about.
00:34:13.200 We don't care what you're talking about.
00:34:15.200 We don't care what you're talking about.
00:34:17.200 Nah, nope, nope, nah.
00:34:19.200 I think there's some funny shit.
00:34:20.200 Hey, you know what's crazy?
00:34:21.200 I was the front, right?
00:34:22.200 I was standing, I was laying on top of the camera.
00:34:24.200 And I was standing in my sleeve, and this like rope, and he went back.
00:34:27.200 And I'm like, alright.
00:34:28.200 Tiff and Ron, not a naked nigga, but it was a shirt off.
00:34:29.200 That shit is crazy, man.
00:34:32.200 Wait.
00:34:33.200 Is it still lagging?
00:34:35.200 Bro, what the fuck?
00:34:37.200 I always say that.
00:34:38.200 It's probably just a service in here, homie.
00:34:40.200 Yeah.
00:34:41.200 All that teeing and metal suit, man.
00:34:43.200 You got to go.
00:34:44.200 You guys doing it?
00:34:46.200 I'll tell you.
00:34:47.200 I'll take it for your part.
00:34:49.200 I don't want to know what I do to DNA.
00:34:55.200 I think we gotta leave this restaurant again.
00:34:56.200 It ain't a lot.
00:34:57.200 Should we leave?
00:34:58.200 So give Vila the rest of their wings.
00:35:00.200 Oh, yeah.
00:35:01.200 I'm telling you.
00:35:02.200 And you just eat those wings.
00:35:03.200 I just want a few of them, though.
00:35:04.200 That's a lot of them, gang.
00:35:05.200 What, you got a 15, please, nigga?
00:35:07.200 I don't know, nigga.
00:35:08.200 I have to ask the wings.
00:35:09.200 She gave me a whole bunch of them shit.
00:35:10.200 You ain't got a ranch, nigga?
00:35:11.200 I don't eat ranch.
00:35:12.200 You gotta ask them.
00:35:14.200 That's it.
00:35:15.200 He must be a real project, baby.
00:35:17.200 I don't want to go to ranch.
00:35:18.200 You want to go to ranch?
00:35:19.200 You want to go to ranch?
00:35:20.200 Nah.
00:35:21.200 Can't make that shit right now.
00:35:22.200 Yeah.
00:35:23.200 Yeah.
00:35:24.200 Yeah.
00:35:25.200 Oh.
00:35:26.200 Fuck.
00:35:27.200 Fuck no.
00:35:28.200 I got that.
00:35:29.200 I got that.
00:35:30.200 Geez.
00:35:31.200 No, no.
00:35:32.200 What about it?
00:35:33.200 Leave, Jack.
00:35:35.200 But I do want some ranch, though.
00:35:37.200 I do a little Velo.
00:35:38.200 You want to down this with me?
00:35:39.200 The check?
00:35:40.200 I can bet it down this.
00:35:41.200 The check, yeah, yeah, thanks.
00:35:42.200 He's a bad motherfucker down there.
00:35:43.200 Tom.
00:35:44.200 Tell him to pull the car in like 10 or 5 minutes.
00:35:46.200 If he's down there, he's fucking.
00:35:50.200 What?
00:35:51.200 Bro, it's not working.
00:35:53.200 Just hold back.
00:35:54.200 Yeah.
00:35:55.200 That was fucking bitch.
00:36:01.200 You know I just found out who this motherfucker was two days ago.
00:36:04.200 Hey there.
00:36:05.200 Damn, what happened?
00:36:06.200 He ain't a good motherfucker though.
00:36:07.200 What?
00:36:08.200 He ain't just found out who you was a few days ago.
00:36:11.200 Yeah.
00:36:12.200 A lot of motherfuckers been hitting me up saying he's a good motherfucker.
00:36:15.200 Nah, he is though.
00:36:16.200 I feel like this motherfucker right here, I always praise him because he got a good fucking heart.
00:36:19.200 He's some old niggas.
00:36:20.200 I got some old niggas.
00:36:21.200 I'm older than me.
00:36:22.200 52 years old and Kyle been gaming the whole rundown on him.
00:36:25.200 Niggas out of Tennessee.
00:36:26.200 Damn, you guys are like honestly making me really wet right now.
00:36:31.200 In my eyes.
00:36:32.200 He do crazy ass shit.
00:36:33.200 Like I'm wetting my eyes.
00:36:35.200 So just say I squint in there next time.
00:36:37.200 Okay.
00:36:38.200 Hey, this nigga got me out the hood.
00:36:40.200 I'm gonna die.
00:36:41.200 For real?
00:36:42.200 Nah, for real.
00:36:43.200 That's not the joke.
00:36:44.200 I swear to God.
00:36:45.200 And niggas pulled up on the side of me.
00:36:46.200 And they shot my car up while I was in it.
00:36:48.200 And I crashed.
00:36:49.200 Yeah, I heard about that.
00:36:50.200 Yeah, for real.
00:36:51.200 And I ain't-
00:36:52.200 Yeah, nigga I know who you is.
00:36:54.200 Yeah, I know you now.
00:36:55.200 Yeah.
00:36:56.200 Man, I ain't-
00:36:57.200 Yeah, I know you.
00:36:58.200 Yeah.
00:36:59.200 Nah, homie, it's some old niggas, homie, from the-
00:37:02.200 Some hood niggas from the industry.
00:37:04.200 He said, nah, homie, fuck with him.
00:37:06.200 Nah, he a junior ass nigga though, bro.
00:37:07.200 Yeah.
00:37:08.200 Thanks, guys.
00:37:09.200 He can say nigga now.
00:37:10.200 Just say it.
00:37:11.200 I've been trying to tell him he got the card.
00:37:12.200 Look what he had.
00:37:13.200 Say it real quick.
00:37:14.200 Say it real quick.
00:37:15.200 Yeah.
00:37:16.200 Nigga, I own that word.
00:37:17.200 Listen, listen.
00:37:18.200 I own the word N-I-G-G-A in America.
00:37:20.200 I trade market.
00:37:21.200 I get the offer, but I'll-
00:37:22.200 Nigga.
00:37:23.200 Johnny Dane said-
00:37:24.200 Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:37:25.200 Look at him.
00:37:26.200 Look at him real quick.
00:37:27.200 What's up, my nigga?
00:37:28.200 They let Johnny Dane say, what's up, my nigga?
00:37:30.200 They let Johnny Dane say, what's up, my nigga?
00:37:33.200 You know what I'm saying though?
00:37:34.200 He used to say it.
00:37:35.200 I'm glad he used to say it.
00:37:36.200 I know him before.
00:37:37.200 He was famous, so he used to say nigga a lot.
00:37:39.200 Say, homie, listen.
00:37:40.200 I didn't say nigga.
00:37:41.200 The word is inclusive.
00:37:43.200 What does that mean?
00:37:44.200 Nigga, we all niggas.
00:37:46.200 At this point.
00:37:47.200 Really?
00:37:48.200 You ain't finna eat all of them.
00:37:49.200 It's a mindset.
00:37:50.200 You finna eat all of them?
00:37:51.200 Let me get like one more.
00:37:52.200 One more.
00:37:53.200 One more.
00:37:54.200 Oh, fuck.
00:37:55.200 I need one more.
00:37:56.200 I need one more.
00:37:57.200 These bitches is good though.
00:37:58.200 Hey, this nigga did.
00:37:59.200 I didn't took his meal.
00:38:00.200 Now he like shit.
00:38:01.200 Look at this meal.
00:38:02.200 He was getting banged.
00:38:03.200 Nah, this is good.
00:38:04.200 Right.
00:38:05.200 Let's see.
00:38:06.200 Hey, who need a box?
00:38:07.200 Can I eat that shit?
00:38:08.200 Oh, no thank you.
00:38:10.200 Uh, I didn't like it that much.
00:38:12.200 It's okay.
00:38:13.200 I don't need one.
00:38:14.200 I ain't gonna eat this thing.
00:38:15.200 I don't need that on my place.
00:38:16.200 Wait, what if we just walk out?
00:38:18.200 Wait, if we walked out, would you snitch on-
00:38:20.200 I lose my fucking job.
00:38:21.200 Don't fucking do it.
00:38:22.200 Hell yeah, I'm gonna pay.
00:38:25.200 Ma'am, y'all brought me the ticket.
00:38:28.200 Hell yeah, I'm gonna call and tell it.
00:38:30.200 I'm a victim of a crime.
00:38:32.200 I just want the victim conversation with you.
00:38:35.200 Cause yeah, nigga.
00:38:37.200 Yes, sir.
00:38:39.200 Hell yeah, I'm gonna tell it.
00:38:41.200 Hell yeah, I'm gonna tell it.
00:38:42.200 Oh, whatever.
00:38:43.200 I'm trying to go to heaven.
00:38:44.200 Man, I'm 46 years old.
00:38:45.200 You're 46?
00:38:46.200 The average lifespan of a black man is 56.
00:38:49.200 What is that?
00:38:50.200 Yeah.
00:38:51.200 Say, give me back that tip money.
00:38:53.200 What the fuck is you doing?
00:38:54.200 She gotta clean all this shit up.
00:38:55.200 No, man.
00:38:56.200 This ain't, man.
00:38:57.200 Give me back that tip.
00:38:58.200 I just gave her a tip.
00:39:00.200 Tom, Tom.
00:39:01.200 I just gave that woman a motherfucking tip
00:39:02.200 and did what they do?
00:39:05.200 That other woman got to clean it up.
00:39:07.200 Don't do that.
00:39:08.200 You're not on a diet for real.
00:39:09.200 You're not on a diet for real.
00:39:10.200 You're not on a diet for real.
00:39:11.200 You're not on a diet for real.
00:39:12.200 You're not on a diet for real.
00:39:13.200 You're not on a diet for real.
00:39:14.200 You're not on a diet for real.
00:39:15.200 God damn it.
00:39:16.200 Let me.
00:39:17.200 How you gonna go on a diet on your vacation?
00:39:18.200 Wait, hold on.
00:39:19.200 Yeah, you can't diet on a vacation, man.
00:39:20.200 My fingers are sticky.
00:39:21.200 This is heavy.
00:39:22.200 Wait, why are we effing, bro?
00:39:24.200 We gotta leave, bro.
00:39:25.200 Man, nigga.
00:39:26.200 Say, I don't want...
00:39:27.200 YouTube don't F.
00:39:28.200 Man, I ain't finna finish all this motherfucking chicken.
00:39:29.200 YouTube don't do no F-ing.
00:39:30.200 This shit good, boy.
00:39:31.200 Hey, then.
00:39:32.200 YouTube don't do no F-ing, my nigga.
00:39:34.200 Oh, now?
00:39:35.200 Oh, she gotta leave.
00:39:36.200 Yeah, we gotta leave.
00:39:37.200 Alright.
00:39:43.200 We out, then.
00:39:44.200 But you need to eat something.
00:39:45.200 We're gonna drink later, though.
00:39:46.200 I'm good, bro.
00:39:47.200 I'm good.
00:39:48.200 Trust me.
00:39:49.200 I can hold my liquor.
00:39:50.200 It was horrible.
00:39:51.200 We're gonna play basketball tomorrow.
00:39:52.200 I'm gonna dunk on your ass.
00:39:53.200 Nuh-uh.
00:39:54.200 Not if I dunk on yours first.
00:39:55.200 Yeah, but my knucklehead.
00:39:57.200 Not if I do it first.
00:40:02.200 I'm running through this shit, bro.
00:40:05.200 That shit good, B-Loo.
00:40:07.200 I ain't laughing.
00:40:08.200 Yo.
00:40:09.200 Hold on, Will.
00:40:27.200 Yeah, that's girl, nigga.
00:40:28.200 What?
00:40:29.200 I'm not laughing, dude,
00:40:31.200 I'm not looking at you.
00:40:32.200 I don't know if I'm running longer.
00:40:33.200 I guess I gotta spit some luck, okay?
00:40:38.200 Hey, excuse me.
00:40:39.200 Ah, shit!
00:40:40.200 Close your eyes.
00:40:41.200 Here you go.
00:40:43.200 Psyche!
00:40:45.200 You're welcome.
00:40:46.200 I got you.
00:40:47.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:40:48.200 I got you.
00:40:49.200 Yeah, yeah.
00:40:50.200 Give me my tail all the back.
00:40:52.200 What are you talking about?
00:40:53.200 Thank you.
00:40:54.200 You're welcome.
00:40:55.200 You're welcome.
00:40:56.200 Give me my mama tail all the back.
00:40:58.200 No, don't get nice now.
00:41:05.420 No, don't get nice now.
00:41:12.400 She's fine.
00:41:18.980 Bishop, stop eating the chicken.
00:41:20.520 Let's go.
00:41:24.120 I tipped you extra on that too.
00:41:25.860 All right.
00:41:26.260 Appreciate it.
00:41:26.920 Thank you.
00:41:28.200 Well, she got chills coming from it, bro.
00:41:30.320 Give me back my money.
00:41:31.560 I love chicken.
00:41:32.100 Why do you guys?
00:41:33.020 All you guys do is just eat.
00:41:34.220 I'm the nigga.
00:41:35.000 Give me back my money.
00:41:36.040 Sorry, just for me.
00:41:36.880 Yeah.
00:41:38.400 Who is this people?
00:41:40.520 I'm a porn star.
00:41:41.820 Yeah, hey.
00:41:42.720 You're a porn star.
00:41:43.940 No, no, no.
00:41:44.520 You ain't seen him.
00:41:45.840 All right, bro.
00:41:48.060 I got some.
00:41:49.580 He does gay porn.
00:41:50.820 Yeah.
00:41:51.040 Ah, there you go.
00:41:51.800 He does gay porn.
00:41:52.700 Who does gay porn?
00:41:53.780 You.
00:41:54.940 This is my manager.
00:41:56.260 Yeah, I manage, but I don't be in the room.
00:41:59.140 I just, I set up the bookings.
00:42:00.960 I set up the bookings.
00:42:01.980 I don't go to the scenes or none of it.
00:42:03.960 I just set it up.
00:42:04.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:05.900 You too.
00:42:07.280 How do you manage?
00:42:09.140 My name is Charleston.
00:42:10.660 Charleston?
00:42:11.800 I'm Aiden Ross, and that's Charleston White.
00:42:14.080 Okay.
00:42:14.580 And that's Prime.
00:42:15.700 Pleasure to meet you.
00:42:16.540 Thank you so much.
00:42:17.300 Of course, I got you.
00:42:18.140 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:42:18.440 I'm going to check on you guys.
00:42:19.640 Pleasure to meet you guys.
00:42:20.480 Thank you.
00:42:21.080 And what is your name?
00:42:22.060 Aiden Ross.
00:42:22.760 Charleston White.
00:42:24.440 Take that selfie, bro, because he's, yeah.
00:42:25.640 Yes, ma'am.
00:42:27.380 All right, bro.
00:42:28.040 Nice to meet you.
00:42:28.320 I appreciate the meal.
00:42:29.140 Oh, my hat.
00:42:29.940 Oh, we can take the glasses?
00:42:31.120 Yeah, you can take your drinks, your ass, your ass, your ass, your ass, your ass, your ass.
00:42:35.000 Like I'm a little bit.
00:42:38.200 Hey, appreciate the meal, Charleston.
00:42:40.860 Oh, thank you, Aiden.
00:42:43.020 Yes, most definitely, fam.
00:42:45.300 Nice to meet you, bro.
00:42:46.100 Congrats.
00:42:46.760 All right, man.
00:42:47.560 What's up?
00:42:48.260 Yeah.
00:42:49.320 Thank you.
00:42:49.820 What's up, buddy?
00:42:53.100 Say, you got to get me on here.
00:42:54.540 You got to get me on here, man.
00:42:55.660 Look.
00:42:56.180 Each time.
00:42:56.660 Each time.
00:42:56.680 Hey, what's up with it, man?
00:42:58.300 Take this up.
00:42:59.480 Yeah.
00:43:00.380 Yeah.
00:43:01.000 Positive vibes, man.
00:43:01.880 Oh, what's your channel name?
00:43:03.500 Majestic Live.
00:43:04.480 Majestic.
00:43:04.920 All right, then.
00:43:05.840 Shout out to the man.
00:43:07.460 Leave it.
00:43:12.120 Yes, sir.
00:43:15.100 That's Kate.
00:43:15.960 Hey, that's out, y'all.
00:43:17.420 Are you ever going?
00:43:18.220 Shout out to me, dude.
00:43:18.980 Shout out to who?
00:43:20.360 Yeah.
00:43:21.320 Say, man, shout out to BGDaz.
00:43:23.340 BGDaz?
00:43:25.480 BGBDaz?
00:43:26.620 Say, what's up, BGBDaz, man?
00:43:28.420 It's your boy, Charleston White.
00:43:29.380 Give you a shout out.
00:43:31.100 All right.
00:43:35.820 I'm going to snag with those dollars real quick.
00:43:37.560 Oh, no, man.
00:43:38.420 I'm going to be forced to die.
00:43:40.140 He's out here.
00:43:40.720 Nice to meet you guys.
00:43:42.080 I got it, baby, bro.
00:43:43.200 Yeah.
00:43:45.820 What's his name?
00:43:46.720 Jeremiah.
00:43:47.600 Jeremiah, what's your name, man?
00:43:49.160 What up?
00:43:49.380 Yeah.
00:43:50.900 Yeah, don't make me a crumb.
00:43:52.680 What's up, NBA player?
00:43:53.940 I know you're hooping something, though, man.
00:43:55.300 You ain't just tall for nothing.
00:43:56.760 Yeah.
00:43:57.440 All right.
00:43:58.040 Oh, yeah.
00:44:00.580 This way.
00:44:01.500 Be the way this way.
00:44:07.080 Oh.
00:44:08.140 This is crazy, man.
00:44:09.040 This is crazy, man.
00:44:09.540 I love this shit.
00:44:10.480 You know why?
00:44:10.900 Because you got the old hands and I got the youngs.
00:44:12.480 I'm telling you, man, we like to cross, man.
00:44:14.600 We bring everybody together.
00:44:15.720 Really?
00:44:16.580 Yeah.
00:44:17.100 So, me and you should not be one for president.
00:44:18.820 You be president, I be vice.
00:44:20.600 Nah, you got to be president.
00:44:21.940 I'll be vice.
00:44:22.520 I'll be vice.
00:44:23.120 I'll be vice.
00:44:23.140 I'll be vice.
00:44:23.440 I'll be vice.