Adin Live - September 03, 2023


Adin Ross vs Dillon Danis FULL MMA FIGHT


Episode Stats

Length

7 minutes

Words per Minute

126.63678

Word Count

951

Sentence Count

143

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

6


Summary

On this episode of the podcast, we have a special guest on the show, Maddie! We talk about how she can t breathe and how to get her to breathe. We also talk about the time Maddie almost got into a fight with a man in his bed.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 what are you sumo stance yeah all right three two one don't do anything let me see if i can take you
00:00:10.500 now for real yeah no more all right are you talking bro what are you doing like you've been choking
00:00:20.600 so when you when you fall you got a break falls they don't fucking lean on your back my arm
00:00:37.260 no i lay on my leg i lay on my leg i promise you that you're good yeah yeah should we get to the
00:00:42.500 ground or come on i'll teach you to do one right okay what are you doing where are you going
00:00:49.220 really
00:01:05.780 okay i gotta be talking let me break it no no please don't no okay i'll break it no yeah yeah
00:01:23.260 yes yes who's gonna win you you you yeah yes can't be jake too yes yes fuck god damn i mean jake and
00:01:34.440 logan bro can't get maddie for that bro straight up he's on the floor put me in a fucking tap
00:01:38.020 where are you going
00:01:42.140 you snuggle you you god damn it you i don't have to do anything why are you tapping
00:01:48.600 you are yes i like the fuck you're looking at your 90 on the one the fuck did you worse
00:01:55.800 really yeah as you look a little bit
00:01:58.280 you're in
00:02:00.280 i can't tap to that bro okay hold up don't do that real quick yeah what is that you're doing
00:02:10.400 i'm just using my thumb and my in your chest so yeah okay don't do that see if you can put me
00:02:15.200 in a hole without it yeah
00:02:20.200 bro i feel like going like one little like stroke of that god
00:02:25.320 instead it's a big one
00:02:32.320 it's a lot different some types of
00:02:34.420 yeah we're tired bro
00:02:36.320 i'm Ryan
00:02:36.500 what
00:02:37.440 it doesn't really want tab
00:02:39.320 how are you
00:02:40.320 where the
00:02:41.740 where are you going
00:02:43.560 come on
00:02:44.480 where are you going
00:02:46.980 Did I come from a guy in his bed?
00:03:00.980 AHHHHHHHHH
00:03:04.980 You saw me.
00:03:06.980 I'm going to have to do this.
00:03:08.980 Sorry, you're going to have to be under arrest.
00:03:10.980 What?
00:03:12.980 Here, give me another one.
00:03:14.980 Give me another one.
00:03:16.980 No!
00:03:18.980 Someone give me handcuffs.
00:03:20.980 Why you gotta let me arrest you?
00:03:22.980 You know I would do this a little bit before, right?
00:03:24.980 Really?
00:03:26.980 That's why he doesn't fight me in a real fight.
00:03:28.980 You've been arrested before.
00:03:30.980 Someone give me handcuffs.
00:03:32.980 You give up?
00:03:34.980 No?
00:03:36.980 Yes, bro!
00:03:38.980 Yes, yes!
00:03:40.980 Bro.
00:03:42.980 Somebody had it.
00:03:44.980 That was a whore.
00:03:46.980 Try to take me now.
00:03:48.980 Try to take me now.
00:03:50.980 Come on.
00:03:52.980 Come on.
00:03:54.980 Come on.
00:03:56.980 Here we go.
00:03:58.980 Come on.
00:04:02.980 Come on, stand up.
00:04:04.980 That's it.
00:04:06.980 Come on.
00:04:08.980 Come on.
00:04:10.980 Come on.
00:04:12.980 Come on.
00:04:14.980 Come on.
00:04:15.980 Here we go.
00:04:16.980 Come on.
00:04:17.980 Come on.
00:04:18.980 Keep forward.
00:04:19.980 Stand up.
00:04:20.980 Stand with me.
00:04:21.980 Come on.
00:04:22.980 Stand with me.
00:04:23.980 Come on.
00:04:24.980 I'm tired.
00:04:26.980 Come on.
00:04:28.980 Come on.
00:04:30.980 I feel this already.
00:04:32.980 Come on.
00:04:33.980 Move Guru.
00:04:34.980 Move forward.
00:04:35.980 Move forward.
00:04:37.980 Move forward.
00:04:38.980 Move forward.
00:04:43.980 Move forward.
00:04:44.980 Move forward.
00:04:46.980 Wiki gotta movimiento.
00:04:50.980 Get waterproof.
00:04:51.980 You can't tap from there.
00:04:53.980 Can't breathe.
00:04:54.980 I can't breathe.
00:04:57.980 They can't give up.
00:04:58.980 You can't give up.
00:04:59.980 Come on.
00:05:00.980 I can't breathe.
00:05:01.820 You got to defend your honor.
00:05:02.640 You got to make case honor.
00:05:04.060 I can't breathe.
00:05:05.460 I can't breathe.
00:05:06.300 Come on.
00:05:09.140 I'm telling you.
00:05:09.980 You're gonna stop doing lean?
00:05:10.820 Yes.
00:05:11.660 Yeah, promise?
00:05:12.500 I don't want to lean.
00:05:13.340 Promise?
00:05:14.180 I can't breathe.
00:05:15.020 I can't breathe.
00:05:16.580 I can't breathe.
00:05:17.660 Are you trying to do this whole thing?
00:05:19.700 Bro.
00:05:21.740 Come on.
00:05:23.160 What's that one ever said?
00:05:24.000 I didn't even do anything yet.
00:05:24.840 I just can't breathe.
00:05:26.680 Come on.
00:05:27.520 One of your legs.
00:05:28.360 One of your legs, your arm.
00:05:30.980 Yeah.
00:05:31.820 The right leg.
00:05:32.820 Wrap it around this leg.
00:05:34.540 Come on.
00:05:35.380 This one, this one, this one, go, go.
00:05:38.100 Bring this up.
00:05:39.580 Wrap this around.
00:05:41.220 And then wrap it around your other hand and pull.
00:05:44.100 There you go.
00:05:44.940 Now pull the thing, now turn your back.
00:05:46.580 Turn up, turn up, there you go, turn, turn, turn.
00:05:48.740 There you go.
00:05:49.980 There's something there.
00:05:51.660 There you go.
00:05:53.940 Oh, don't.
00:05:55.260 I think I shit myself.
00:05:56.500 Shit yourself?
00:05:57.340 Yeah.
00:05:58.180 You do smell kind of bad, I'm not gonna lie.
00:05:59.020 I just shit.
00:05:59.860 I'm not gonna lie to you, I swear to God.
00:06:02.620 Stop, bro.
00:06:03.700 Bro, my life.
00:06:04.860 You actually smell it too, oh God, don't you?
00:06:07.100 A little bit.
00:06:07.940 You shit yourself?
00:06:08.780 You're gonna be far from shit.
00:06:10.140 All right, now you gotta let me put you to sleep though.
00:06:11.620 No, come on, just once.
00:06:12.900 No, no.
00:06:16.460 You ready?
00:06:17.300 No.
00:06:18.140 Don't worry, just let it happen, right?
00:06:20.900 Here, let me tap you with one arm.
00:06:22.900 What?
00:06:23.740 I can't breathe.
00:06:24.580 You ready to go to sleep?
00:06:25.580 I can't breathe.
00:06:26.580 I can't breathe.
00:06:27.580 I can't breathe.
00:06:28.580 I can't breathe.
00:06:29.580 You ready?
00:06:30.580 Uh-uh.
00:06:31.580 Do it.
00:06:32.580 I won't do it.
00:06:33.580 Holy shit.
00:06:34.580 You all right?
00:06:35.580 Yeah.
00:06:36.580 What the?
00:06:37.580 Gotta make you tough, bro.
00:06:38.580 Come on.
00:06:39.580 I feel like I just got raped.
00:06:40.580 I think you did, actually, to be honest.
00:06:42.580 It's your first time getting raped?
00:06:43.580 Yeah.
00:06:44.580 Bro.
00:06:45.580 Guys.
00:06:46.580 Bro, you might show your face to stink.
00:06:49.580 Come on.
00:06:51.580 Well, it took two minutes.
00:06:52.580 That was like 30.
00:06:53.580 That was like 30.
00:06:59.580 That's what I showed you about.
00:07:00.580 Your body hurt here.
00:07:01.580 That was so good, though.
00:07:02.580 That was your fucking arm.
00:07:04.580 All right.
00:07:05.580 All right.
00:07:06.580 All right.
00:07:07.580 All right.
00:07:08.580 All right.
00:07:09.580 That's all right.
00:07:10.580 Hey, man.
00:07:11.580 All I got to say,
00:07:14.580 I got in the ring with, uh, Dylan.
00:07:19.580 What's the challenge?
00:07:20.580 Come on.
00:07:24.580 Bro, Chad, stop being soft.
00:07:25.580 It's not bullying, bro.
00:07:26.580 I know what I signed myself for.
00:07:28.580 I'm not gonna lie out loud.
00:07:29.580 I'm gonna take a shit.