Adin Live - January 01, 2024


Adin Ross X iShowSpeed New Year's Stream!


Episode Stats


Length

47 minutes

Words per minute

154.47385

Word count

7,263

Sentence count

705

Harmful content

Misogyny

74

sentences flagged

Toxicity

425

sentences flagged

Hate speech

45

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Summary

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In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the and are joined by a special guest, Speed. The brothers and sister team up to try and save the day, but it doesn t go as planned.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.040 I surprised you. What? I surprised, Chad! Hold on. Spit up the W's! I flew out your brothers and your dad for this. I had to, Chad. That's why my brother and dad didn't text me back. Chad, I flew out, Speed's family, for this next segment, okay? So, that was enough, Chad. Thank you, bro. I love you, bro. That's why my dad didn't. Yes. Bro, listen, I had to. Thank you, bro. I had to. Thank you, honestly. 0.99
00:00:29.100 I hope you did. I hope, because you were supposed to surprise me with something. I hope you did. If you didn't, whatever. But I got you, bro.
00:00:34.300 No, I surprised you with something. You did? So, Chad, y'all probably, you know what? I'm not even going to say. Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no. Is it a boy, girl? Girl. Really? Yep. Wait, wait, wait. Is it? What? Is it? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Because you know I've been. All I'm going to say is sex. No, you did not. That's all I'm going to say. Okay. That's all I'm going to say. All right. Well, let me close my eyes. Close your eyes. Look down.
00:00:58.080 Have him lay down on the air mattress. Yeah, I'm going to have your parents. Is that okay if I have your brothers and dad lay on the air mattress?
00:01:03.900 My brothers. Dad! Oh, yeah. Whoa, you need a blindfold. Give me a blindfold real quick. Jamal and my dad. Stop, bro. He's about to come out of the room.
00:01:16.800 Keep this on his face. Give me the pillow. Dad! Just wait. He can't talk. Chat, chat, yes.
00:01:24.400 Why is it so surprising if you just write? Why can't I just look at him? I'm sorry. No. Stop, bitch! 1.00
00:01:29.460 All right. Okay. Come on. Get up. Get up. Okay. 1.00
00:01:36.820 Just keep it like that. I actually don't cheat, bro. Dad! Jamal!
00:01:43.680 Why is my, why is he not talking? Wait, bro. Did you actually follow my brothers in that?
00:01:47.840 Yeah. Should we just have a signature? Hold up.
00:01:49.840 It's a switch.
00:01:50.880 Keep going. Stay right there. Move, move. Keep walking forward. No. Walk forward more.
00:01:55.300 Walk forward. Walk forward. No, no, no, no. Turn. Turn. Turn around. 360. Walk. Walk. Walk.
00:02:00.520 Forward. 1.00
00:02:01.700 The fuck? 1.00
00:02:03.380 I'm scared I might hit something. Stop! 1.00
00:02:08.460 All right.
00:02:09.740 Dad!
00:02:10.400 Hold on.
00:02:11.260 Why is he not saying anything?
00:02:12.760 Hold on.
00:02:13.320 Did you actually follow my brothers in that?
00:02:14.780 Yes.
00:02:15.900 I literally got your dad and Junior.
00:02:21.060 Junior?
00:02:21.900 Yeah.
00:02:22.260 No way.
00:02:22.840 I had to get them.
00:02:23.680 No way.
00:02:24.360 All right.
00:02:24.780 Now listen.
00:02:25.840 You're going to remove the pillow when I count down.
00:02:27.620 Five, four, three, two, one.
00:02:32.040 Let's go! 0.99
00:02:32.700 Really, nigga? 1.00
00:02:40.540 What? 0.96
00:02:41.080 Are you serious right now, bro?
00:02:43.260 What?
00:02:43.860 Are you serious right now, bro?
00:02:48.620 Bro, no chill.
00:02:49.780 Bro, no. 0.93
00:02:50.420 No, Speed, you got to chill the fuck out. 0.97
00:02:52.100 You got to chill because you... 1.00
00:02:52.840 What the fuck is that? 1.00
00:02:54.020 It's a... 1.00
00:02:54.440 He's a ruffly man.
00:02:56.200 Yeah, but like, what kind of animal is that?
00:02:58.140 A lemur.
00:02:59.240 Did he just really call this my brother and my dad, bro?
00:03:01.940 No, Speed, I can...
00:03:04.260 Bro.
00:03:05.300 That's not even funny, bro.
00:03:06.340 No, no, no, no.
00:03:06.940 Like, it's not even funny.
00:03:08.380 No, I know, I know, I know.
00:03:09.020 But come here, though.
00:03:12.080 You can give him a treat.
00:03:13.300 Yeah, come here.
00:03:14.060 Yeah, feed him, Speed.
00:03:16.420 I really did talk to you.
00:03:17.920 They're coming to you.
00:03:18.880 Oh, they're coming?
00:03:19.340 All I was about to say, bro.
00:03:20.440 This guy looks scary, though.
00:03:21.520 What is his name? 1.00
00:03:22.780 What the fuck? 1.00
00:03:23.820 Oh, good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy, good boy. 1.00
00:03:26.840 Does he have a diaper on?
00:03:27.720 Yeah, he does. 1.00
00:03:28.780 Oh, I'm already good shit, good shit. 1.00
00:03:31.000 Come here, boy. 1.00
00:03:31.560 You want some?
00:03:32.640 I love monkeys.
00:03:34.860 Here, come here, come here.
00:03:35.860 You know, I had an experience where one bit me, so I'm not going to really be, you know,
00:03:39.660 entertaining this at all.
00:03:41.200 You want more?
00:03:41.600 You want more?
00:03:41.980 Don't worry, they're super friendly.
00:03:42.960 These guys are friendly?
00:03:43.720 Yeah, they are very friendly.
00:03:44.660 Huh?
00:03:45.140 Really?
00:03:45.620 Are you sure you don't want him?
00:03:46.220 I'll feed this boy right here.
00:03:47.560 You don't want Congo on you? 0.97
00:03:48.500 No, no, no, not him.
00:03:50.980 Here you go, boy.
00:03:52.660 Pat him, Speed.
00:03:54.060 Congo's nicer.
00:03:55.000 Congo's nicer?
00:03:55.580 He's nicer?
00:03:56.140 Yeah.
00:03:56.780 But he isn't my, like, he's not one of my brothers, bro.
00:03:58.940 He's not a monkey, bro.
00:04:00.220 He's a primate.
00:04:02.100 So he's, like, in the family.
00:04:03.100 He's, I promise you won't bite me if I have chiros in my hand? 0.97
00:04:05.020 He won't.
00:04:05.680 All right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
00:04:07.440 It's New Year's.
00:04:08.260 It's New Year's.
00:04:08.780 It's New Year's.
00:04:09.500 New Year's, New Year's.
00:04:10.000 It's a lot, it's a lot.
00:04:10.820 So what do I do?
00:04:12.600 Just give it to him.
00:04:13.360 Give my hand. 1.00
00:04:18.340 Does he, like, fuck sometimes? 1.00
00:04:21.960 He has a new girlfriend now. 1.00
00:04:23.000 He's a girlfriend? 0.81
00:04:25.160 What about him?
00:04:26.200 He also has a girlfriend.
00:04:27.100 He's a nice baby.
00:04:27.860 He's a little older than him, though.
00:04:29.900 You want more?
00:04:31.940 Wait, can Speed?
00:04:33.620 Wait, why did you just take it out of your hand?
00:04:34.600 What the?
00:04:35.860 Why are you so sassy? 1.00
00:04:37.380 Wait, why did you just take it out of your hand?
00:04:38.620 No, no, Speed, please.
00:04:41.580 What?
00:04:42.720 There's nothing wrong with it, bro.
00:04:44.080 I know, I know.
00:04:45.040 This last time, you have to understand I got bit by a monkey, bro.
00:04:48.380 He's not a monkey, though.
00:04:50.280 He's a primate.
00:04:50.920 He's not a monkey.
00:04:51.680 Are these guys aggressive or no?
00:04:52.920 No, he's very chill.
00:04:53.700 He's, like, having, like, a dog, pretty much.
00:04:56.620 Aw, he's so cute.
00:04:58.120 Is he going to let go of my hands?
00:04:59.900 No, he might take a bite of it.
00:05:01.220 Really?
00:05:02.860 I'm kidding.
00:05:03.540 Aw.
00:05:05.540 You're so shy, bro.
00:05:06.880 He is.
00:05:07.300 All right, bro, what else do you got, bro?
00:05:08.360 It's, like, seriously, bro.
00:05:09.420 What do you mean?
00:05:11.360 You don't like a new family?
00:05:13.160 Bro, he doesn't even like me.
00:05:15.240 What about you? 0.99
00:05:15.860 Like, yeah, this dude, I don't even know what this fucking creeper is. 0.99
00:05:17.780 Wait, can he go on him or no? 0.99
00:05:19.340 He probably won't.
00:05:20.580 Here, let's try.
00:05:21.200 He loves you.
00:05:21.640 Are you his mom?
00:05:22.060 Give ice cream, yeah.
00:05:22.880 Are you his mom?
00:05:23.780 Are you his dad?
00:05:24.280 He'll go on you, though.
00:05:26.360 Aw.
00:05:27.200 You just kind of pick him up.
00:05:28.540 Uh, yeah.
00:05:29.820 Can I pet him?
00:05:30.640 Yeah, you can.
00:05:31.460 Aw.
00:05:31.820 Aw.
00:05:33.100 Oh, yo, that's hurt.
00:05:34.140 That hurts.
00:05:34.620 That hurts.
00:05:35.180 His nails hurt.
00:05:37.660 You don't want him on your shoulder?
00:05:38.940 He wants food.
00:05:39.760 Give him food.
00:05:41.320 I don't have enough.
00:05:41.940 I don't have no more.
00:05:43.860 Wait, would he go on him?
00:05:45.140 Yeah, he will.
00:05:46.300 If you have food, you're his best friend.
00:05:49.800 Yeah, give me.
00:05:51.940 Oh, just on this.
00:05:52.720 Okay.
00:05:53.680 With a cat.
00:05:54.260 Bro, his nails hurt.
00:05:55.260 Come on.
00:05:57.440 Bro.
00:05:57.660 What do you mean, come on?
00:05:58.760 Let him get it on you.
00:06:01.360 Have you never been with a dog before?
00:06:03.320 No.
00:06:04.980 Bro, I'm right.
00:06:05.820 Come on, I'm right.
00:06:06.740 Yeah, no, you are.
00:06:07.680 Come on.
00:06:08.200 I'm more better with monkeys, not like raccoons, bro.
00:06:10.300 That's not a raccoon.
00:06:12.000 He looks more like a scuck than a raccoon.
00:06:14.060 Yeah.
00:06:16.240 His hand.
00:06:16.820 Can I touch his hand?
00:06:17.580 Yeah, you can.
00:06:18.720 Nice hand. 0.99
00:06:19.300 He's such a fatty. 0.97
00:06:21.680 You like that? 0.98
00:06:23.220 If you look scared, he's going to be like concerned.
00:06:27.040 This boy, can I touch him?
00:06:28.340 No, I get him.
00:06:28.940 What, he bites?
00:06:29.340 He's scared me.
00:06:29.680 He's scared me.
00:06:29.980 He's scared me.
00:06:30.340 He's scared me.
00:06:30.760 He's scared me.
00:06:32.280 Yeah, but he's like demonic in a way.
00:06:36.840 Oh, he's a mama's boy.
00:06:38.480 He is a mama's boy.
00:06:39.060 He loves you?
00:06:39.660 Yeah, he is.
00:06:40.360 Very attached to me.
00:06:41.180 He hugs you and does he kiss you?
00:06:43.060 Yes, he does kiss me everywhere.
00:06:45.420 Why is he looking at his eyes? 0.60
00:06:49.040 Yo, is he like poison? 0.90
00:06:52.280 Rabies?
00:06:52.680 Rabies or anything?
00:06:53.020 Wait, Chad, do these things...
00:06:54.060 Wait, what is this animal called?
00:06:55.400 Yo, Chad, does this monkey got rabies?
00:06:58.900 If he had rabies, he'd be foaming out of his mouth.
00:07:02.020 Back again, back again.
00:07:04.180 All right, I don't have any more.
00:07:05.040 Okay, get him.
00:07:05.560 Okay, I don't have enough.
00:07:07.220 Thank you, bro.
00:07:07.760 Okay, thank you, guys.
00:07:08.600 Hey, you know what?
00:07:09.580 You guys are great.
00:07:10.760 Thank you so much.
00:07:13.300 Happy New Year to both of you.
00:07:14.460 Happy New Year, yes.
00:07:15.000 Happy New Year.
00:07:15.620 Thank you so much.
00:07:16.420 Nice meeting you, guys.
00:07:18.380 Wait, let me...
00:07:20.120 He's probably like, what is he doing?
00:07:22.080 Bro.
00:07:26.000 Bro, why is he not...
00:07:27.120 I mean, I would be scared if I was him, too.
00:07:30.180 Make a monkey noise and then he'll probably...
00:07:31.620 Yo, you're...
00:07:35.340 I don't know why. 1.00
00:07:36.120 You're a pussy. 1.00
00:07:36.620 Is he just sleeping? 1.00
00:07:37.440 Joe, why did he put his...
00:07:38.200 Yo, why did he grab me?
00:07:39.080 Wait, does he...
00:07:39.960 Is that his brother or like...
00:07:40.920 No.
00:07:41.080 No.
00:07:41.400 They were raised together.
00:07:42.560 Bye, baby.
00:07:44.780 Like, what are they trying to bite me for, bro?
00:07:48.760 All right, um...
00:07:50.140 Well...
00:07:50.380 Arby's out, bro.
00:07:50.820 Yeah.
00:07:51.440 Did they high five or...
00:07:52.360 What did they do?
00:07:52.780 He doesn't.
00:07:53.520 High five.
00:07:54.140 What does he do?
00:07:54.640 High five.
00:07:55.960 Hey, buddy.
00:07:56.980 Speed.
00:07:57.460 You have his treats, though.
00:07:59.100 Oh! 0.60
00:08:00.220 That's why.
00:08:00.800 Okay, all right.
00:08:01.300 I'll give you a few more, okay?
00:08:02.340 That's it.
00:08:04.620 Like, aren't he that good, bro?
00:08:06.260 This monkey wants some?
00:08:07.620 Yeah, he ate like most of them. 0.71
00:08:09.420 Go ahead, monkey. 0.97
00:08:10.240 Eat it, monkey. 0.98
00:08:11.240 Go ahead, monkey. 0.84
00:08:12.480 Wait, why did he just grab it? 0.59
00:08:14.020 He's so sassy, like...
00:08:15.320 Right.
00:08:16.380 Is he spoiled?
00:08:17.140 Yeah, he is.
00:08:18.000 I hand feed him.
00:08:18.980 What kind of monkey is that? 0.99
00:08:19.960 Spider monkey.
00:08:20.880 So cute. 1.00
00:08:21.680 I want to like fuck it. 1.00
00:08:26.840 Is that a boy or a girl? 1.00
00:08:28.260 It's a boy, so...
00:08:30.260 I mean, yeah, he still can.
00:08:34.060 All right.
00:08:34.660 What the...
00:08:35.140 Yo, he's like hungry.
00:08:36.280 Dude, y'all feed this, man.
00:08:37.640 All right.
00:08:38.220 All right, all right.
00:08:38.840 All right, okay.
00:08:39.260 We're good, we're good.
00:08:39.760 All right, yeah, we're good.
00:08:40.060 Hey, thank you guys so much.
00:08:41.360 You guys have a good one.
00:08:42.380 Good meeting you.
00:08:42.880 Yeah, nice meeting you too.
00:08:44.060 Thank y'all for coming out.
00:08:45.040 Yeah, appreciate you guys.
00:08:46.240 Brothers and dad. 1.00
00:08:47.180 Fuck you out of here. 1.00
00:08:47.500 What the fuck is that? 1.00
00:08:49.120 All right. 1.00
00:08:49.880 So, what did you get?
00:08:51.000 What's my surprise?
00:08:52.280 Oh, your surprise?
00:08:53.000 Yeah, my surprise.
00:08:54.440 Because I got to know, man.
00:08:55.460 What's my surprise?
00:08:56.840 Okay.
00:09:00.220 You ready?
00:09:01.040 Yeah.
00:09:03.520 What'd you get me?
00:09:04.140 I got probably one of the biggest, biggest surprises ever.
00:09:08.520 Because you know I've been talking to someone seriously lately.
00:09:10.480 The biggest surprises ever.
00:09:11.960 Okay.
00:09:13.500 Do you want me to be blindfolded?
00:09:14.840 Which one do you want?
00:09:16.260 What do you mean?
00:09:16.760 Do you want this or that?
00:09:18.700 Which one?
00:09:19.320 How big of a surprise do I want?
00:09:20.640 Do you want this little surprise or a big surprise?
00:09:22.340 I want the big surprise.
00:09:23.740 Okay.
00:09:23.960 Have him lay down on the air mattress with the pillow over his head.
00:09:27.860 Okay.
00:09:28.540 All right.
00:09:29.100 You ready?
00:09:29.580 Yeah.
00:09:30.020 Why are you rubbing me like that? 0.95
00:09:32.500 All hell! 0.98
00:09:36.380 What are you doing?
00:09:38.600 All hell! 0.68
00:09:40.580 All hell what?
00:09:41.820 Dude, what are you saying?
00:09:43.240 All hell what, bro?
00:09:45.700 All hell!
00:09:46.740 All hell!
00:09:48.080 What is wrong? 1.00
00:09:48.920 Bro, Chad, stop being fucking weird, bro. 1.00
00:09:58.080 He doesn't... 1.00
00:09:58.560 Bro, all hell who?
00:10:01.200 Who?
00:10:06.480 Who?
00:10:11.200 Bro, nah, nah. 1.00
00:10:12.120 Who the fuck is he talking about? 1.00
00:10:13.360 All hell who? 1.00
00:10:14.600 No, I don't...
00:10:15.380 All hell who?
00:10:16.180 All hell who?
00:10:19.280 Your phone?
00:10:20.740 What is he saying? 0.98
00:10:22.720 That was gay. 1.00
00:10:23.340 I don't got that, Thoreau. 0.77
00:10:24.720 Where is it at?
00:10:27.240 Where is it at?
00:10:29.320 I made a command that said all hell.
00:10:31.580 Who?
00:10:32.480 Don't worry! 0.98
00:10:34.360 Calm the fuck down, man. 1.00
00:10:36.840 Holy shit, you're bugging, bro. 1.00
00:10:40.160 All hell! 1.00
00:10:41.480 There's another way to summon whatever you're trying to summon.
00:10:43.720 Okay.
00:10:43.980 Yo, what?
00:10:50.440 See, he does nothing.
00:10:52.860 He does nothing.
00:10:53.920 Citrus.
00:10:54.400 Oh, citrus.
00:10:55.740 Hey, look.
00:10:56.840 Imagine how long.
00:10:58.300 Who is it?
00:11:00.020 You know what?
00:11:00.520 Cover your eyes.
00:11:02.880 Wait.
00:11:03.480 It's a number.
00:11:03.880 They're not coming yet. 0.99
00:11:04.860 Bro, where the fuck is he? 1.00
00:11:07.380 Yo. 1.00
00:11:08.160 Bro, who is it?
00:11:09.300 Oh, my God.
00:11:10.520 Me!
00:11:10.880 Can I get a pillow?
00:11:13.440 Give me a pillow.
00:11:14.340 Give me a pillow?
00:11:14.800 Yeah, give him a pillow.
00:11:17.920 Bro.
00:11:18.700 Who?
00:11:19.660 Don't worry, bro.
00:11:20.940 It's Fousey?
00:11:22.280 Is it?
00:11:22.640 Yo.
00:11:23.000 All right.
00:11:23.340 Is it Demi?
00:11:24.300 Huh?
00:11:24.800 Is it Demi?
00:11:26.480 I'll wait for that.
00:11:27.460 I'll wait for that.
00:11:28.420 Demi's actually a cool girl. 0.65
00:11:30.320 Yeah, I know she's cool.
00:11:31.380 So, did you get her to fly out? 1.00
00:11:32.980 Bro, just shut up. 0.99
00:11:35.000 Bro, just get your... 1.00
00:11:35.740 You're always doing these Jewish questions. 0.73
00:11:37.980 She's... 1.00
00:11:38.620 Okay, you're always giving me these black answers, bro.
00:11:40.940 How are these black answers? 0.79
00:11:42.480 And how are these Jewish questions, bro? 0.83
00:11:44.020 She's being like, just calm down.
00:11:45.880 All right, I am.
00:11:46.700 Just calm down.
00:11:47.780 I'm chilling. 1.00
00:11:48.880 Damn, bro. 1.00
00:11:49.820 No, I don't care, bro. 1.00
00:11:50.800 It's just...
00:11:51.140 No. 1.00
00:11:51.820 I'm not the fuck. 1.00
00:11:52.880 Yo, Mexican. 1.00
00:11:53.480 Come on. 1.00
00:11:55.460 Stinky ass like, damn. 1.00
00:11:56.860 He always does that. 1.00
00:11:58.040 He just sits there.
00:11:59.440 Right?
00:11:59.720 Just...
00:12:00.000 With his teeth out.
00:12:01.060 Yeah, like...
00:12:03.060 Hey, bro, come on, bro. 0.99
00:12:05.520 Damn. 1.00
00:12:07.780 Bro. 0.99
00:12:09.520 So, what is it?
00:12:10.700 Cover it.
00:12:11.120 Cover it.
00:12:11.600 Cover it.
00:12:13.020 Oh, my God.
00:12:14.760 Who'd you get me, Speed?
00:12:17.700 Do you want me to get up?
00:12:18.760 It's coming.
00:12:19.100 It's coming.
00:12:19.400 It's coming.
00:12:19.720 It's coming.
00:12:20.020 It's coming.
00:12:20.780 It's coming.
00:12:21.260 It's coming.
00:12:21.680 It's coming.
00:12:21.960 Do you want me to get up?
00:12:22.680 It's coming.
00:12:23.140 It's coming.
00:12:23.460 It's coming.
00:12:24.920 What's coming?
00:12:25.780 You might need more space.
00:12:26.880 Hold on.
00:12:31.060 Yeah, scoot over a bit.
00:12:37.320 What?
00:12:38.060 Can I uncover?
00:12:39.640 Wait. 0.99
00:12:44.260 Fucking hell. 0.99
00:12:44.920 Can I uncover? 1.00
00:12:45.640 Fucking hell. 0.98
00:12:46.200 Not yet. 0.99
00:12:46.700 Scoot over more.
00:12:47.200 Scoot over more.
00:12:47.580 Scoot over more.
00:12:48.660 Yeah, right there.
00:12:49.200 Right there.
00:12:49.600 That's fine.
00:12:50.020 That's fine.
00:12:50.760 Can I uncover?
00:12:51.900 All right.
00:12:57.100 Can I uncover?
00:12:57.880 No.
00:12:58.520 No, not yet.
00:13:01.060 What is going on?
00:13:05.820 Can I uncover? 1.00
00:13:06.700 No, shut up. 1.00
00:13:08.880 God damn. 1.00
00:13:10.660 Keep talking. 1.00
00:13:11.460 Keep talking.
00:13:31.060 You didn't look.
00:13:41.040 Allie.
00:13:41.780 Hi.
00:13:42.480 Hey. 1.00
00:13:43.400 What's up, bitch? 1.00
00:13:44.420 Baddies have been sunning. 1.00
00:13:45.500 Of course.
00:13:48.920 Let's go.
00:13:50.000 I see no mind.
00:13:50.740 Hey, the fact that Allie is here to celebrate New Year's is amazing.
00:13:54.940 Bro, thank you, bro.
00:13:55.980 Who else would we be when he brings you home?
00:13:57.420 Come on, Allie. 1.00
00:13:58.460 You know what the fuck going on. 0.99
00:13:59.740 It's a good time. 1.00
00:14:00.400 You know what the fuck going on. 0.99
00:14:01.140 Uh-huh. 1.00
00:14:01.760 You know what the fuck is going on. 0.99
00:14:03.480 Hey, could you swap spots with her, possibly? 0.99
00:14:05.880 Thank you.
00:14:06.400 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:07.880 What's up with that?
00:14:08.920 Cool.
00:14:09.680 Cool, yeah.
00:14:10.340 Oh.
00:14:11.500 All right.
00:14:14.200 Allie.
00:14:14.900 I missed you.
00:14:15.780 What happened? 0.99
00:14:16.080 What the fuck happened to your arm? 1.00
00:14:17.720 I flipped over in a fucking razor like three times, man. 1.00
00:14:20.420 Wait, so you flipped? 1.00
00:14:21.600 Yep.
00:14:21.940 And you landed on your arm? 0.98
00:14:23.080 I don't know how the fuck I landed. 1.00
00:14:24.820 When I looked down, I was like, my shit was in, like, a crinkle cut french fry. 1.00
00:14:29.160 Really? 1.00
00:14:29.660 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:31.140 That shit was crazy. 1.00
00:14:32.040 Nice to meet you. 1.00
00:14:32.540 I'm supposed to be about a week.
00:14:32.960 Oh, by the way, Darren, that's my, me and her go way back, bro.
00:14:36.260 Oh, really?
00:14:36.660 Really? 1.00
00:14:36.820 I fuck with Allie. 1.00
00:14:37.980 You fuck with her? 1.00
00:14:39.840 That's really, like, you're really my, like, my guy. 1.00
00:14:42.120 Like, for real. 1.00
00:14:42.680 This shit, man, for real. 1.00
00:14:43.600 Yeah, for real, for real. 1.00
00:14:46.740 Right.
00:14:48.140 Um, so.
00:14:50.360 I have a question.
00:14:51.020 Wait, do you remember how we met?
00:14:52.660 Yeah, I remember.
00:14:53.340 Well, you know her?
00:14:54.340 Yeah, yeah.
00:14:55.240 How did I get it?
00:14:56.480 Okay, okay.
00:14:56.980 This is the story, right?
00:14:58.020 It was TikTok live.
00:14:59.940 I was like.
00:15:00.320 This is when I thought I was going to be a beauty guru, guys.
00:15:01.960 Yeah, this is, like, 2022.
00:15:03.160 This is, like, I was the first one to find her.
00:15:04.720 Okay.
00:15:05.140 She was live on TikTok, and I, like, I sent her a gift.
00:15:07.800 Mm-hmm.
00:15:08.460 Do you remember the gift?
00:15:10.480 Because I remember.
00:15:11.700 Yeah.
00:15:12.080 I sent her a whale.
00:15:13.000 I sent her a whale.
00:15:13.680 How many?
00:15:14.540 Because I remember.
00:15:15.080 Why did you send her a whale? 0.94
00:15:16.180 I sent her about 40 whales.
00:15:17.340 But why? 0.99
00:15:17.720 Because, bitch, I'm big. 1.00
00:15:18.620 Let's be real. 1.00
00:15:19.240 Yep.
00:15:24.500 So, wait.
00:15:25.180 Um, when you saw Speed go on your live and give you a whale, what did you say? 0.98
00:15:27.720 I didn't fucking know who he was. 0.90
00:15:29.620 You didn't know at all? 0.99
00:15:30.240 No, it's because I swear, like, I'm telling you, like, I was a beauty guru.
00:15:33.100 Like, I swear, I thought I was, like, a beauty girl.
00:15:35.280 All right.
00:15:35.580 Like, I didn't follow any male influencers. 1.00
00:15:36.880 Fuck what they're talking about. 1.00
00:15:37.560 Allie. 1.00
00:15:38.420 Yes.
00:15:39.020 What would you rate me 1 through 10? 1.00
00:15:40.360 You know you're a fucking 10. 1.00
00:15:42.180 All right. 1.00
00:15:42.440 What about me?
00:15:42.820 What about me?
00:15:43.520 You know you're a 10, too.
00:15:44.760 Oh! 0.60
00:15:45.340 Okay.
00:15:47.200 All right, man.
00:15:47.660 Who looked better?
00:15:48.100 Me and Ader.
00:15:48.760 Me or Ader. 0.61
00:15:49.120 Yeah, be honest. 1.00
00:15:49.640 If you had to fuck one of us, be honest. 1.00
00:15:51.340 Damn. 1.00
00:15:52.500 If you had to fuck one of us. 1.00
00:15:53.960 Y'all can't paper, rock, scissors and shit. 1.00
00:15:58.620 What? 0.99
00:15:59.640 Okay.
00:16:02.520 Best out of three.
00:16:03.220 Stop.
00:16:07.500 No, stop.
00:16:09.720 No!
00:16:10.540 Wait, so wait. 1.00
00:16:11.180 Who would you rather fuck? 1.00
00:16:12.800 Y'all pick me. 1.00
00:16:13.800 I said you guys are both 10.
00:16:15.380 Bro.
00:16:16.100 Oh, thank you, Allie.
00:16:16.840 All right, Allie.
00:16:17.500 How's the dating life been for you?
00:16:19.600 Honestly, I'm still single.
00:16:21.620 By choice or by decision?
00:16:22.780 Wait, can I touch that, please?
00:16:24.320 What?
00:16:24.520 No, that.
00:16:25.400 This is from the accident, but yeah.
00:16:27.120 Okay.
00:16:27.820 Wait, that's from your accident?
00:16:28.820 Yeah.
00:16:29.020 That bump?
00:16:29.680 Yeah.
00:16:30.280 Did you touch your speed?
00:16:31.260 Yeah, I just put it different.
00:16:32.280 Yeah. 1.00
00:16:32.600 Damn. 1.00
00:16:33.120 Oh, my panza? 1.00
00:16:34.100 No, no.
00:16:35.340 My panzita?
00:16:36.260 No.
00:16:36.600 It brings good luck.
00:16:37.740 That's what I've heard.
00:16:38.500 Yeah, I just wanted to like...
00:16:39.620 Allie, we really do go way back.
00:16:41.080 That's crazy.
00:16:41.540 Yo, I was just talking...
00:16:42.460 Bro, I'm not gonna lie, bro. 1.00
00:16:43.480 I was just talking about this shit. 0.99
00:16:44.180 Like, bro, one day, whenever you do decide to have kids, I really want to be there. 1.00
00:16:48.640 Like, to be like, know your kids and shit. 0.98
00:16:50.620 Me? 0.99
00:16:51.040 Yeah.
00:16:51.240 Honestly, I feel like the day that I do choose to have kids, I'm gonna raise them to be like 0.94
00:16:55.160 the most fucking nicest, understanding... 0.74
00:16:58.100 Like, are you gonna raise them healthy or non-healthy? 0.97
00:17:01.540 Yeah.
00:17:02.100 Okay.
00:17:02.540 Honestly, I don't know if he told you, but I am on a weight loss journey right now.
00:17:06.880 Weight loss?
00:17:07.200 So she's been losing weight.
00:17:08.640 Mm-hmm.
00:17:09.160 Do you wanna know how much I used to weigh?
00:17:10.260 Huh?
00:17:10.700 Do you wanna know how much I used to weigh?
00:17:11.700 What?
00:17:12.520 I used to weigh 432.
00:17:14.840 What do you weigh now?
00:17:16.400 Like 3...
00:17:17.600 84, 81.
00:17:19.920 And how long was that?
00:17:22.080 Um, last time I took my weight was, like, three, two and a half weeks ago.
00:17:26.260 Wait, you lost 40 pounds in three weeks?
00:17:28.860 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
00:17:29.840 I started, like, in...
00:17:32.720 Ending of September, beginning of October.
00:17:35.180 Okay, so what is your goal?
00:17:37.300 I don't even have, like, a number.
00:17:38.760 I just wanna be the best version of myself. 0.85
00:17:41.080 Whether if I'm big or cutesy or whatever the fuck it is. 0.89
00:17:43.240 Hey, chat, so 2024, my girl Allie, she's gonna be in shape.
00:17:47.320 I'm gonna have my BBL this year, guys.
00:17:49.340 Keep an eye out for that.
00:17:50.300 We're gonna vlog it.
00:17:51.400 I don't know.
00:17:52.000 We'll see.
00:17:52.680 Wait, so hold up. 0.99
00:17:53.280 Hold the fuck up. 1.00
00:17:53.920 You're getting surgery on a BBL? 1.00
00:17:55.240 No, I wanna get the... 0.99
00:17:56.280 I wanna get the bypass, and then, like, I eventually wanna get my ass done. 1.00
00:17:58.680 Well, I already have a fat ass. 1.00
00:17:59.640 I just want hips. 1.00
00:18:03.080 Así no más.
00:18:03.820 Okay, so, Allie, um...
00:18:08.440 I feel like I should put one of these on.
00:18:09.780 Yo, can we do some TTS?
00:18:11.500 Yeah.
00:18:12.580 No, yeah, yeah, let's do TTS, bro.
00:18:14.440 Let's do TTS.
00:18:14.940 All right, speed.
00:18:16.040 Let's both put water in our mouth. 1.00
00:18:17.340 Damn. 1.00
00:18:18.280 And, um... 1.00
00:18:18.980 Oh, the water's right here, actually.
00:18:20.040 Oh, yeah.
00:18:20.680 Whose water is this? 1.00
00:18:21.240 They're gonna come out with some bullshit and be like... 0.99
00:18:22.700 Can you give me a water, a new one? 1.00
00:18:23.940 Like, tell this fucking man to do some wings. 1.00
00:18:26.180 You're not a man, though. 1.00
00:18:27.420 I know.
00:18:28.080 Yeah. 1.00
00:18:28.260 I really fucking know how fucking Chad is. 1.00
00:18:31.840 They love to hate me, but... 1.00
00:18:33.160 Chad, be honest. 1.00
00:18:34.100 Y'all fuck with Allie. 1.00
00:18:34.980 Be honest. 1.00
00:18:35.380 Yes or no? 0.99
00:18:35.880 I know they fucking love me. 0.99
00:18:37.080 They love you. 0.99
00:18:38.240 Come on, bro. 0.98
00:18:38.920 I know deep down they all fucking love me. 0.98
00:18:40.740 Whose TTS is it linked to, though? 0.88
00:18:42.580 I think it's both.
00:18:43.220 Both.
00:18:43.340 It's both?
00:18:43.880 All right.
00:18:44.580 All right, let's go.
00:18:45.180 Let's go.
00:18:45.460 Let's go.
00:18:45.740 Let's go.
00:18:46.980 All right.
00:18:47.520 I told them to play.
00:18:49.200 You ready?
00:18:49.760 Okay.
00:18:50.020 All right.
00:18:50.320 Yo, Chad.
00:18:50.860 Yo, TTS is on.
00:18:51.860 Speed.
00:18:52.620 Keep it in your mouth.
00:18:53.360 Don't swallow it.
00:18:56.240 Do you want to know something funny? 1.00
00:18:57.360 My dumb ass swallowed it the last time we did this shit. 1.00
00:18:59.580 Huh? 1.00
00:18:59.760 My dumb ass swallowed the water last time we did this shit. 1.00
00:19:02.980 I was like, what the fuck do I do? 1.00
00:19:11.200 Damn. 1.00
00:19:12.340 Fuck. 1.00
00:19:21.860 Fuck it. 1.00
00:19:23.960 What? 1.00
00:19:25.640 Oh, dude.
00:19:26.440 you know i had to swallow i had to swallow 0.99
00:19:31.340 oh it's not one dollar i low-key fuck her for real 1.00
00:19:35.800 i would too thank you i fuck myself too 1.00
00:19:41.440 click copy 10 one dollar okay she's the king burger king 0.99
00:19:51.420 try a quick question bear here mcdonald's
00:19:57.240 i'm a mcdonald's girl
00:20:00.680 syracuse tipped one dollar all i want for christmas is g-o-r-l-o-c-k
00:20:10.600 action man tipped one dollar a monkey a whale and a jew 0.93
00:20:21.020 what could possibly go wrong
00:20:23.160 echo
00:20:27.880 a d i n n n n n tipped one dollar 1.00
00:20:32.040 blew some weighty trans fuck 1.00
00:20:34.120 chat the echo is through their mics 0.99
00:20:36.200 like if you want them to be able to hear the tts
00:20:38.780 that's the only way
00:20:39.720 that's what you need
00:20:40.720 it's not even��
00:20:42.400 this is trying to stay
00:20:43.720 oh no no no
00:20:44.260 turn that down
00:20:46.660 that's kind of just turn that down
00:20:49.120 just turn that down
00:20:50.580 just put that on
00:20:53.100 and i tight
00:20:54.620 it'sistor
00:20:55.580 it's monitoring so you can both hear it speed trust me trust me the browser source is muted
00:21:04.460 and it's monitoring two speakers so that you guys can hear it
00:21:08.460 yeah come on chat i want to see who's gonna throw out the water first
00:21:24.780 let's go there bro pumba tipped one dollar this beast looks like if sam frank drowned 0.98
00:21:41.100 c tipped one dollar ally chin look like an inflated fucking puffer fish you right you right 1.00
00:21:49.740 on a bad day three three tipped one dollar i wouldn't i wouldn't that with another monstick 0.99
00:21:56.860 you wouldn't oh that's crazy
00:22:04.860 citrus tipped one dollar hey speed and aiden can y'all run a train on this whale
00:22:11.900 that's what you said you wanted the first time when i first made it 0.81
00:22:14.220 let's go there bro jake future tipped one dollar don't move ally i'm almost done you as a weirdo 0.96
00:22:26.060 let's go there bro xdxxx tipped one dollar there no way this fat 1.00
00:22:32.700 bitch did not eat a human 1.00
00:22:38.060 well good bro 1.00
00:22:40.540 mers tipped one dollar gorlok's so big that she has her own time zone and it's gonna be a new year 0.77
00:22:46.460 an hour and two hours later you're right you're right you're right you're right
00:22:51.420 okay
00:22:55.580 congrats on your twins all right all right all right put more water
00:23:01.980 put more water steve throw my hair about him out bro 0.99
00:23:05.260 cheezer tipped one dollar they need to drop this bitch in israel she would end the whole war in five 1.00
00:23:10.620 seconds listen rebalancing 1.00
00:23:16.860 harry harry mcguire tipped one dollar please please end it all you monster
00:23:24.620 i'm sorry that was up don't end it all no never i love myself too much i know i'm a bad 0.98
00:23:30.860 bitch can't tell me all right speed hold up bro oh my god bro what the bro all right chat okay 1.00
00:23:48.220 b-i-g-j-o-s-h-l-a tipped one dollar c-o-o-r-the-c 1.00
00:23:53.900 the big whale tipped one dollar and 25 cents if she if she lets one rip all y'all niggas dying 1.00
00:24:11.980 chad powers tipped one dollar aiden news years kiss gorlock the destroyer
00:24:23.900 i don't know what you're saying
00:24:46.460 my tt's not even going out out loud bro
00:24:49.020 my that's mine he's not even going out loud that's got to be the streamlabs
00:24:56.860 it's making the noise but it's not reading yes 0.99
00:25:00.780 fuck you know streamlabs it's too late bro just it bro just it just it bro 0.99
00:25:05.500 how to wait how to wait how to wait my dad's calling 1.00
00:25:10.940 yo dad yo you want to see my new girl
00:25:13.980 uh-huh yo dad you want to see my new girl
00:25:18.780 yeah let me see a new girl 1.00
00:25:20.860 hi
00:25:21.100 how are you
00:25:27.100 i love you i love you more
00:25:30.940 man pops happy happy 1.00
00:25:33.100 fuck my man hey pop hey pop hey pops what the 1.00
00:25:39.420 fuck we doing this year bro 1.00
00:25:41.900 we're doing whatever you want to do man 1.00
00:25:43.820 hey me you me me you and darren got to go crazy for his 0.99
00:25:48.540 fucking birthday call me darren your name is darren stop it your name is darren walk 0.99
00:25:53.020 don't call me your name is darren walkens not calling me there that's your 1.00
00:25:57.420 fucking name darren walkens the third 1.00
00:26:00.940 hey pops we're going crazy this year we're going crazy this year 1.00
00:26:08.140 come to miami asap 0.98
00:26:11.980 oh yeah oh oh yeah we lit oh yeah top of the fucking year tuesday okay i love it pops 0.93
00:26:17.180 i love you pops me me and darren about uh you know this is our new girl 0.90
00:26:24.780 okay i got you dad hey pops what'd you think about this our new thing
00:26:29.980 i love him you so cool i love him okay all right all right dad happy new year's love you bro
00:26:37.900 yes sir all right so chat who would like to see ally eat the hot chip 1.00
00:26:43.020 uh okay let's do it speed what should we have her eat the hot chip yes yes yes 1.00
00:26:50.620 yo i'm not going to lie like can i like why do i gotta feel like i can like like that's a
00:26:54.540 trampoline hold on yeah can we honestly can we poke it at the same time like i feel like i can like
00:26:58.940 do backflips on this no just poke it right three two one go why the 0.99
00:27:03.900 fuck you guys are all gentle like oh oh okay it's like we're fingering hold on damn where's her 1.00
00:27:10.540 belly button oh it's down there it's in my pants oh wait but why is it over there because i have my 1.00
00:27:17.020 pants like where my pants are what's a pantser my stomach okay should i finger her belly button yes or 1.00
00:27:22.460 no typical tipped one dollar that bitch got fatter this is not no no no she lost weight wow how much 1.00
00:27:29.340 weight you lose oh oh not a lot no yeah chat how many pounds is she down be honest i would say you're 1.00
00:27:36.540 down a lot at least like you look like you're down like 50. is this lebron you'll be all right
00:27:43.900 brady fr tipped one dollar gorlock gives the best head because she is hungry damn all right ready to 0.86
00:27:51.020 start this hot chip you ready are you hobby don't rob you don't have you ever done it how are you
00:27:57.100 hobby though you've never done a hot chip all right hand it to her oh let me see it show the
00:28:03.980 camera show the camera all right this is the hot challenge with uh what's your name ellie the
00:28:09.260 destroyer of the whale of the sea of the one of the best the biggest of the underworld ground
00:28:14.620 he's one of the biggest the one of the strongest the biggest it's the only one
00:28:21.020 owley all right let's go i'll open it for you put it in her mouth wait don't you need gloves 0.92
00:28:30.220 yeah if i like oh god you only if i touch my eye i'm straight though
00:28:33.900 chat is it even that hot i'm sorry i'm straight 0.99
00:28:38.140 all right put it in her mouth damn put it in her mouth yeah okay what is that 1.00
00:28:44.220 whatever you want bro no i know you ready you got this alley everyone put w alley in the chat bro 1.00
00:28:52.300 hey that's just strong you ready you got this alley here comes the airplane
00:28:57.500 now chew
00:29:06.220 you gotta swallow you gotta swallow you gotta 0.99
00:29:07.420 swallow
00:29:14.780 w alley bro check wl
00:29:17.660 now she's 0.98
00:29:18.060 no she's taking that like a g do you know how hot that it is it is i've never done it
00:29:25.900 is it hot alley 0.98
00:29:31.020 wait stop laughing aiden damn david 0.99
00:29:35.340 really dude oh it's easy come on hey but you're mexican you're used to them spices 0.99
00:29:41.420 you okay wait what do you mean is it hot is it really that hot one through ten what do you need
00:29:50.860 what do you need what do you need yeah do you want some crickets we have crickets yo chet what
00:29:54.300 does she need to cool the hotness oh no what is it cool it down not chill you're up are you 1.00
00:30:01.740 you all right i'm okay oh oh shit fuck we bro he was about to be fucked but i'm gonna go on 1.00
00:30:11.340 do you have any milk no 1.00
00:30:17.020 what is this bro yo sister just fucking leave at this why you're just giving me stupid 1.00
00:30:22.220 shit what is it a sour pickleball hey are you okay 1.00
00:30:26.380 you got this you got this you got this come on you got this where where where where where 0.99
00:30:56.220 oh
00:31:06.620 Randy, stand right here.
00:31:31.860 Speed!
00:31:34.220 No, please, there.
00:31:36.620 Eeeh! 0.99
00:31:37.620 Eeeh! 0.99
00:31:38.620 Eeeh! 0.99
00:31:39.620 Eeeh! 0.99
00:31:40.620 Eeeh! 0.99
00:31:41.620 Damn, who the f***ing has this face on my eyes? 1.00
00:31:47.340 Eeeh! 1.00
00:31:48.940 Eeeh! 0.99
00:31:49.940 Eeeh! 0.99
00:31:50.940 Eeeh! 0.99
00:31:52.000 Eeeh! 0.99
00:31:53.000 Help me out, please me!
00:31:55.620 You okay?
00:31:57.960 You alright?
00:31:59.960 Five minutes, Tyler.
00:32:02.520 Ape, Ape! 0.95
00:32:04.220 No, see how they feel like throwing up, I swear to god.
00:32:06.220 I'm not even trolling.
00:32:07.220 Milk, milk, milk, milk, milk.
00:32:08.220 We need milk, we need milk.
00:32:09.220 She needs milk, she needs milk. 0.99
00:32:10.220 You need milk?
00:32:11.220 Are you okay?
00:32:13.220 Yo, milk.
00:32:14.220 We need milk, we need milk, we need milk, we need milk.
00:32:19.220 Yo, there's a protein shake.
00:32:21.220 Go grab that protein shake. 0.99
00:32:22.220 Seriously.
00:32:23.220 Are you over there?
00:32:24.220 Protein shake.
00:32:25.220 Let's go, come on, hurry, hurry. 0.97
00:32:27.220 Protein shake.
00:32:29.220 Where's the protein shake?
00:32:30.220 Over here, over here.
00:32:31.220 Right there.
00:32:32.220 Right here, right here.
00:32:35.220 Muscle milk.
00:32:36.220 Muscle milk.
00:32:37.220 Muscle milk.
00:32:38.220 It's right here.
00:32:39.220 No, that's McDonald's.
00:32:40.220 Give it to her, she might like that.
00:32:41.220 Okay.
00:32:42.220 Grab her in the McDonald's. 0.99
00:32:43.220 McDonald's in the milk?
00:32:44.220 Yeah.
00:32:45.220 Hold up, speed.
00:32:46.220 There, go get that to her. 1.00
00:32:47.220 Go feed it, go put it in the milk. 1.00
00:32:48.220 Oh shit. 1.00
00:32:49.220 Come on, come on, come on. 1.00
00:32:50.220 Here.
00:32:51.220 Here. 0.97
00:32:54.220 Open it, speed, and put it in her mouth. 0.99
00:32:57.220 Muscle milk, it's gonna help you.
00:32:59.220 One through ten, how bad is it?
00:33:01.220 This is uncomfortable.
00:33:02.220 I'm sorry.
00:33:03.220 You okay?
00:33:04.220 Mm-hmm.
00:33:05.220 Okay.
00:33:06.220 This helped.
00:33:07.220 Okay, good.
00:33:08.220 It has like, a soothing vibe.
00:33:10.220 Good.
00:33:11.220 You just- 0.99
00:33:12.220 Why the fuck didn't you guys do it? 1.00
00:33:13.220 Oh, cause- 0.99
00:33:14.220 Because, I mean, it wasn't my idea.
00:33:16.220 Yeah.
00:33:17.220 It was citrus idea.
00:33:18.220 Citrus.
00:33:19.220 It slips.
00:33:20.220 Yeah.
00:33:21.220 Did you fart?
00:33:22.220 Nah, it's the milk in here.
00:33:25.220 Nah, just- 0.99
00:33:26.220 Yo, I can't wait, you're fucking- 0.99
00:33:28.220 Oh my god. 0.99
00:33:29.220 What is that smell?
00:33:31.220 Is that you?
00:33:32.220 No, it's not me, Aiden.
00:33:34.220 Okay.
00:33:35.220 Sorry.
00:33:37.220 It's my human cast, honestly. 0.97
00:33:38.220 Oh, it's the cast that stinks. 0.95
00:33:41.220 Wait, let me smell it.
00:33:42.220 I don't wish I bought anybody.
00:33:44.220 What?
00:33:45.220 What?
00:33:46.220 Huh?
00:33:47.220 That's horrible.
00:33:48.220 I don't wish I bought anybody.
00:33:49.220 Oh, okay.
00:33:50.220 I'll leave it over, I'll leave it over.
00:33:51.220 So wait, he can't smell it?
00:33:53.220 Hmm?
00:33:54.220 Can he smell it?
00:33:55.220 Bro, oh god.
00:33:56.220 Bro, sometimes I'll be stinking, oh god.
00:33:57.220 Nah, nah, trust it, it's okay.
00:33:58.220 Like, all my life, it's fine.
00:33:59.220 It's bad.
00:34:00.220 No, I literally smell it from here, oh god. 0.88
00:34:02.220 Bro, your cast actually stinks? 0.81
00:34:03.220 Take it away. 0.82
00:34:10.220 Yeah.
00:34:12.220 Okay. 1.00
00:34:13.220 I'm not gonna lie, that smells like ass, bro. 1.00
00:34:14.220 Like- 1.00
00:34:15.220 I just got surgery last week.
00:34:16.220 You just got-
00:34:17.220 You just got surgery last week?
00:34:18.220 Oh, you guys- 1.00
00:34:19.220 Yeah, that shit- 1.00
00:34:20.220 Yeah, I'm gonna lie like that. 1.00
00:34:21.220 Yeah, nah, chat, I'm not gonna lie.
00:34:23.220 No, no, chat, be on-
00:34:24.220 Wait, we only have 10 minutes.
00:34:26.220 To the new year. 1.00
00:34:27.220 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:34:28.220 What the fuck? 1.00
00:34:29.220 You started at 11. 1.00
00:34:30.220 You told us to.
00:34:31.220 You said-
00:34:32.220 Oh, slips!
00:34:33.220 Bro!
00:34:34.220 Why did slips-
00:34:35.220 No, no, no, we're not gonna-
00:34:36.220 Chat, slips, bro.
00:34:37.220 Chat, slip, slip, slip, chat.
00:34:39.220 Streams wanna start at 9 o'clock, bro.
00:34:40.220 You guys were in there playing basketball for an extra hour, bro.
00:34:43.220 Nah. 1.00
00:34:44.220 I said to start at 9, you guys said, oh, fuck. 0.99
00:34:46.220 Alright, so what do we- 0.99
00:34:47.220 Why would I do three hours?
00:34:48.220 Alright, alright, alright.
00:34:49.220 So-
00:34:52.220 Ali, before you leave the stream, we do have one more surprise for you.
00:34:57.220 It's up to you.
00:34:58.220 I'm gonna lie, she may need a break, bro.
00:34:59.220 She's like-
00:35:00.220 Why not seriously?
00:35:01.220 Like, are you okay, like, genuinely?
00:35:02.220 Are you okay?
00:35:03.220 You okay?
00:35:04.220 Like, seriously?
00:35:05.220 I'm just uncomfortable.
00:35:06.220 Uncomfortable?
00:35:07.220 Like, yeah, like-
00:35:08.220 Let her chill, seriously, bro.
00:35:09.220 Okay, do you wanna sit down?
00:35:10.220 Yeah, I know how that is.
00:35:11.220 I ate her before. 1.00
00:35:12.220 It's fucked? 1.00
00:35:13.220 Okay. 1.00
00:35:14.220 Yeah, but let her chill, bro.
00:35:15.220 Let her chill, seriously, bro.
00:35:16.220 Sit down, you wanna sit on these stairs?
00:35:17.220 She's still human at the-
00:35:18.220 Still human at the end of the day, bro.
00:35:19.220 Tax, she is human. 1.00
00:35:20.220 Damn. 1.00
00:35:21.220 Damn. 1.00
00:35:24.220 Eh. 1.00
00:35:27.220 Aiden.
00:35:28.220 Bro.
00:35:29.220 You know what, you know what, you wanna- 0.99
00:35:31.220 Damn. 0.99
00:35:32.220 Aiden 1.00
00:35:38.680 Bro
00:35:41.760 You know what you want 0.99
00:35:43.840 Damn 1.00
00:35:46.420 That is fucking disgusting bro 1.00
00:35:51.600 That is fucking disgusting 1.00
00:35:54.380 Bro shut up dude 1.00
00:35:55.860 Bro that was fucking nasty 1.00
00:35:58.180 Alright 1.00
00:35:59.040 She's a fucking warrior by the way 1.00
00:36:01.300 Hey bro I'm gonna be honest 1.00
00:36:02.520 You're a different breed for that for real 1.00
00:36:03.820 Chat shout out to fucking Allie 1.00
00:36:05.700 W Allie's in the fucking chat 1.00
00:36:07.060 Eric chat 1.00
00:36:11.080 Spam W Allie 0.93
00:36:12.260 I'm not gonna lie bro
00:36:13.860 The fact that you just took that down with ease is crazy
00:36:15.820 Spam chat 0.99
00:36:18.520 Everybody spam W fucking Allie bro 1.00
00:36:20.020 W Allie 1.00
00:36:21.420 Seriously chat
00:36:22.340 It's about to be New Year's
00:36:24.080 So we do have like five
00:36:26.940 Are you okay now
00:36:27.660 You still need a couple minutes
00:36:29.800 Okay because I do have one more thing before the New Year's
00:36:32.580 I have one more surprise for you
00:36:34.060 Oh my god
00:36:34.660 What
00:36:35.100 I gotta wait
00:36:36.120 She knows what it is but you don't
00:36:38.640 What is it
00:36:39.420 She's giving you a surprise
00:36:41.060 Because she knew you were gonna come
00:36:43.920 And the last time you guys interacted was on IG live right
00:36:45.720 Yeah yeah yeah
00:36:46.120 No TikTok live
00:36:46.740 TikTok live
00:36:47.360 So
00:36:48.100 How many more minutes
00:36:49.900 Chat 1.00
00:36:50.240 Everyone spend nines in the fucking chat 1.00
00:36:51.900 Nine more minutes till it's New Year's alright 0.99
00:36:53.140 Nine more minutes till it's fucking New Year's man 0.98
00:36:56.540 And I got one more surprise for you too 0.98
00:36:58.360 Really
00:36:58.820 Yeah 1.00
00:36:59.260 Oh shit 1.00
00:37:00.000 Chat 1.00
00:37:00.740 Hold on
00:37:01.040 I'm gonna save the chat
00:37:01.680 Wait let me go far away
00:37:04.820 What is it
00:37:05.160 Let me go far away
00:37:06.080 Put it on me
00:37:06.420 Put it on me
00:37:06.780 Put it on me
00:37:07.400 Don't look at chat bro
00:37:12.700 Okay
00:37:12.940 Stop looking at chat
00:37:18.280 Alright come on let's go
00:37:40.020 Alright go to your surprise
00:37:41.180 Huh
00:37:41.980 Your surprise
00:37:42.800 Okay let's go
00:37:43.400 First and then mine
00:37:43.860 Let's go
00:37:44.560 Come on
00:37:44.880 We only have ten minutes bro
00:37:45.920 Wait they said they couldn't hear
00:37:47.120 They're saying W's
00:37:51.220 Oh yeah
00:37:51.900 What is it
00:37:52.520 No don't worry
00:37:53.840 Alright come on
00:37:55.020 Hey
00:37:55.240 Where's the
00:37:56.900 Okay come here
00:37:58.800 What is the surprise
00:37:59.540 Come here
00:37:59.880 Sit down
00:38:00.460 Sit down
00:38:01.760 Lay down on this air mattress
00:38:03.280 Uh oh
00:38:04.820 Just
00:38:05.880 Just
00:38:06.360 One god 1.00
00:38:08.540 If it's some bullshit 1.00
00:38:09.240 I'm beating his ass bro 1.00
00:38:10.180 I flew out 1.00
00:38:10.820 Y'all about to see a Jewish man 1.00
00:38:12.000 Get fucked up 1.00
00:38:12.460 We only have eight minutes 1.00
00:38:13.400 Just lay down
00:38:14.840 Okay let me know
00:38:16.820 When it
00:38:17.100 Chat let me know
00:38:18.000 When it's
00:38:18.340 9.55
00:38:20.000 6.7
00:38:22.000 So I'll give him
00:38:22.900 At his surprise
00:38:24.080 I'm giving him that
00:38:24.780 Four minutes left
00:38:26.000 Yeah
00:38:26.640 We gotta move that
00:38:27.280 Come on lay down
00:38:28.120 Yo give him a pillow
00:38:29.160 A pillow
00:38:30.940 Close your eyes
00:38:32.120 I can do this
00:38:33.640 No bro
00:38:34.340 Keep the camera on him
00:38:35.140 And talk to the chat
00:38:36.460 Alright speed
00:38:36.780 Alright
00:38:37.680 So chat
00:38:38.480 Alright
00:38:38.900 Wait
00:38:40.400 Is he gone
00:38:40.900 Ready
00:38:41.340 290
00:38:43.360 290
00:38:45.120 290 now
00:38:45.440 You ready
00:38:46.400 How are you
00:38:48.700 How are you
00:38:50.700 I know
00:38:51.460 I know
00:38:51.620 I meant you
00:38:51.960 You're down the air
00:38:52.480 I got you
00:38:52.940 My lips on my nose
00:38:54.760 But um
00:38:56.020 Um chat
00:38:57.100 This girl
00:38:58.740 Wait
00:38:59.040 Is he still there
00:38:59.460 He's my
00:39:01.260 Alright speed
00:39:03.140 Yeah
00:39:03.800 So I did fly out
00:39:04.620 One more person for you
00:39:05.500 You did
00:39:06.820 Yes
00:39:07.920 Who is it
00:39:09.640 Go towards more
00:39:10.400 The edge
00:39:10.860 Right here
00:39:11.940 Right here
00:39:13.140 Yeah
00:39:13.440 Ally's gonna bring you 0.92
00:39:14.760 The person
00:39:15.120 Okay
00:39:15.800 Close your eyes
00:39:17.120 Yep
00:39:17.600 Are you ready
00:39:18.360 Yeah
00:39:19.200 Alright get ready for her 0.98
00:39:20.420 She's coming speed
00:39:21.800 Who 1.00
00:39:22.320 Who the fuck 1.00
00:39:24.800 Ah 1.00
00:39:25.400 Ah
00:39:26.320 Ah
00:39:26.800 No
00:39:34.620 I told me
00:39:35.700 If I mean speed
00:39:36.300 I'm sorry 1.00
00:39:38.260 You flat fucking bitch 1.00
00:39:40.920 The fuck is you doing 1.00
00:39:42.920 No no bro bro 1.00
00:39:43.560 She didn't mean it
00:39:44.180 Boom
00:39:44.480 No I know
00:39:45.160 But speed
00:39:45.520 She didn't mean
00:39:45.940 Bro
00:39:46.520 She didn't mean it though
00:39:47.420 Why is there a wet spot right there
00:39:49.500 Wait 1.00
00:39:49.720 Is your ass 1.00
00:39:50.300 Oh my god 1.00
00:39:51.360 This is
00:39:51.800 This is guilt
00:39:52.980 Oh my
00:39:53.400 Bro
00:39:54.320 Bro no
00:39:56.580 Did you just
00:39:57.760 Bro no
00:39:58.300 Like
00:39:58.540 Listen
00:39:59.440 She did not gooch 0.98
00:40:00.640 She did not
00:40:01.300 She did not gooch over you 0.99
00:40:02.240 I promise you
00:40:02.740 It's all love
00:40:03.540 I promise
00:40:03.920 Yeah
00:40:04.260 Give her a hug
00:40:04.820 Yeah
00:40:08.820 Bro
00:40:10.940 Don't be upset babe
00:40:12.780 Bro
00:40:13.120 Dude it's just gooch sweat
00:40:14.920 It's whale sweat
00:40:16.040 It's
00:40:16.340 Do you know what's in that
00:40:17.860 You get so many bacterias
00:40:19.280 It's
00:40:19.600 My god
00:40:20.860 Paula
00:40:21.400 Do you
00:40:22.860 What
00:40:23.620 I'm sorry 1.00
00:40:24.140 But fuck bro 1.00
00:40:25.040 That's disgusting 1.00
00:40:26.180 How
00:40:26.720 That's just
00:40:27.280 I'm
00:40:27.520 Dude
00:40:28.080 Bro
00:40:28.760 Bro
00:40:29.580 I gotta take this right off
00:40:32.460 No no no you can't
00:40:33.320 Cause the mic
00:40:33.720 It's okay right
00:40:36.440 Yeah it's all love
00:40:37.360 All love
00:40:38.180 Alright let's all get a trio hug
00:40:39.880 Cause she has to leave
00:40:40.900 And bro we have five minutes
00:40:42.880 Of the new year 0.98
00:40:43.260 So we gotta get fucking going 0.98
00:40:44.260 Brother can you lock in 0.99
00:40:46.660 We have five minutes left
00:40:47.620 Look
00:40:48.000 Bro 1.00
00:40:48.160 Five fucking minutes 1.00
00:40:49.420 Alright 1.00
00:40:50.540 Come on
00:40:51.440 Alright Ali
00:40:51.800 I love you Ali
00:40:53.240 Ali
00:40:53.840 Ali I love you
00:40:55.640 I love you
00:40:56.100 Honestly thank you guys so much
00:40:57.060 For having me for everything
00:40:58.000 I love you Ali
00:40:58.600 And you know what
00:40:59.360 I have a 0.99
00:40:59.860 I have to give you a big fucking thank you 1.00
00:41:02.540 You 0.99
00:41:03.860 Oh not me
00:41:05.060 Okay
00:41:05.380 Well you too
00:41:05.900 I love you too
00:41:06.680 Cause I was the first one who found you 0.99
00:41:08.060 You fucking changed my life this year man 0.99
00:41:09.600 Really 1.00
00:41:10.040 Really man
00:41:11.140 No way dude
00:41:12.820 I found you
00:41:14.000 I found you
00:41:14.880 I found you
00:41:14.900 I found you
00:41:16.800 It was me
00:41:17.480 I sent you the world gift
00:41:19.240 It was me
00:41:20.360 Then he found you 1.00
00:41:21.400 His Jewish ass 1.00
00:41:22.300 It was 1.00
00:41:22.920 Thank you too
00:41:24.280 Okay
00:41:24.740 But
00:41:25.120 But yeah
00:41:25.720 We locked in for life twin 1.00
00:41:27.440 You fucking changed my life 1.00
00:41:28.640 Aw Ali 1.00
00:41:29.860 I
00:41:31.580 I'll be back
00:41:32.600 I'm about to get his surprise 1.00
00:41:33.660 I have all the bullshit 1.00
00:41:34.680 Anybody says 1.00
00:41:35.500 You got a fucking friend in me forever 0.99
00:41:38.220 And I can't 0.99
00:41:39.920 I love you Ali
00:41:41.040 I love you 0.99
00:41:41.580 I can't fucking thank you 0.99
00:41:42.440 Hey W Ali in the fucking chat 0.99
00:41:44.220 W for Aiden 0.99
00:41:46.000 W for everything
00:41:46.860 And W is a 20-24 guy 0.96
00:41:48.320 So all the amazing fucking new vibes 0.99
00:41:49.700 Yo 0.98
00:41:50.100 So what are you ready for this year
00:41:51.600 Hey
00:41:52.100 Slip
00:41:54.160 Weight loss
00:41:55.240 Hey
00:41:56.360 What
00:41:57.480 Wait come here
00:41:59.040 What
00:41:59.240 Speeds
00:41:59.700 Bro we have four minutes bro
00:42:01.940 Alright Ali
00:42:02.480 Hurry hurry hurry 0.99
00:42:02.980 We have four fucking minutes bro 0.99
00:42:04.860 Where's Demi at? 1.00
00:42:06.960 Huh?
00:42:07.680 I know
00:42:08.320 Yeah you can 0.99
00:42:09.920 I mean we got four fucking minutes bro 0.99
00:42:11.560 Oh hurry 0.99
00:42:12.160 Four fucking minutes 1.00
00:42:13.280 What do you get? 0.99
00:42:15.860 Yeah how do I do that?
00:42:18.080 One
00:42:18.440 Test test test
00:42:20.100 Are we good chat? 0.99
00:42:22.100 Chad it's a new fucking year 0.98
00:42:23.560 New us 0.97
00:42:24.320 New everyone
00:42:25.260 New life 0.99
00:42:26.380 More life to everyone in this fucking chat 0.98
00:42:28.180 I want to let everyone know right now 0.99
00:42:29.600 That I fucking love you guys man 0.83
00:42:31.320 And it's just gonna be 0.79
00:42:32.780 We're gonna be going up this year
00:42:34.120 Like
00:42:34.420 It's just one of these years
00:42:35.700 Where it's a hard work ethic year
00:42:37.660 You know what I'm saying?
00:42:38.660 I already hear fireworks
00:42:39.380 We're gonna
00:42:39.680 We got some fireworks I think for the end
00:42:41.540 You know what I'm saying?
00:42:43.160 So
00:42:43.460 Gorlock
00:42:49.340 It's Pammy
00:42:51.500 Stop being weird
00:42:52.240 Go outside
00:42:55.900 They're setting up outside right now
00:43:00.320 What's that?
00:43:00.800 Should I go out right now?
00:43:05.900 Happy New Year bro
00:43:06.900 We got 0.99
00:43:07.240 We got three fucking minutes 0.99
00:43:08.520 Three minutes B 1.00
00:43:10.060 Fucking 0.99
00:43:14.240 If 1.00
00:43:16.440 When I love you
00:43:18.640 Because this next year
00:43:19.860 Is about to be the biggest year
00:43:20.820 For all of you
00:43:21.340 All of us
00:43:22.460 Alright
00:43:23.400 2024 is about to be the next 0.99
00:43:25.160 Biggest fucking thing 0.98
00:43:26.560 And if you're ready 1.00
00:43:28.180 Put a W in the fucking chat 1.00
00:43:29.320 Yo yo yo I'm back 1.00
00:43:30.300 I'm back
00:43:30.660 I'm back
00:43:30.980 I'm back
00:43:31.320 I'm back
00:43:31.660 I'm back
00:43:31.700 I'm back
00:43:32.000 I'm back
00:43:32.320 I'm back 1.00
00:43:32.380 If you're ready to take this year by the fucking horns 1.00
00:43:33.080 And get this shit going 1.00
00:43:34.700 Put a W in the fucking chat 1.00
00:43:37.060 Oh yeah 1.00
00:43:37.320 Oh yeah
00:43:37.700 I forgot
00:43:37.960 Speed we got two minutes bro
00:43:41.500 Go outside now
00:43:42.740 Right now outside?
00:43:44.960 Yeah
00:43:45.260 Just go out there and chill for a minute
00:43:46.840 Look
00:43:47.700 Have the timer
00:43:48.660 And when you say happy New Year
00:43:49.760 Say happy New Year
00:43:50.360 Alright let's go
00:43:50.800 We gotta hurry now 0.99
00:43:51.680 Dude we have two fucking minutes 0.98
00:43:53.560 This way 0.99
00:43:54.340 We're ready to
00:43:56.460 Right here on this side
00:43:57.860 Oh
00:44:00.480 We got two
00:44:01.520 What?
00:44:02.400 Wait
00:44:02.680 Cover your eyes
00:44:04.480 Cover your eyes
00:44:05.020 I can't see
00:44:06.340 Cover your eyes
00:44:07.000 Cover your eyes
00:44:07.520 This is a prize
00:44:09.360 Just hurry
00:44:09.880 Go back
00:44:11.200 Okay you're good now
00:44:11.960 Go go go go
00:44:12.580 Go where?
00:44:13.320 Just go straight
00:44:14.140 Go straight 0.99
00:44:14.640 Let's fucking get it bro 0.99
00:44:21.520 Hey we made another year together 0.99
00:44:25.000 Right here right here
00:44:26.280 That's good
00:44:27.180 Hey
00:44:27.980 It's that time bro 0.99
00:44:29.020 We made another fucking year together 0.99
00:44:30.280 New Year's bro 0.99
00:44:30.840 Hey I love you bro
00:44:31.680 More than life
00:44:32.140 Let's go crazy
00:44:32.800 Not more than life
00:44:33.320 But I love you bro
00:44:34.360 Plenty more speed in it
00:44:35.980 Plenty more speed in it
00:44:37.360 2024 bro 1.00
00:44:38.160 This shit is not going anywhere 1.00
00:44:39.100 2024 bro 1.00
00:44:39.860 We got a couple minutes left
00:44:42.060 Alright I got a surprise for you okay
00:44:45.220 What?
00:44:46.340 Hey hey hey hey
00:44:47.060 You ready?
00:44:49.560 I know you
00:44:51.800 I know the 2021 year
00:44:54.300 And right here
00:44:56.680 I'm
00:45:00.300 I'm so confused 0.98
00:45:04.140 Damn bro 0.98
00:45:05.840 Thank you bro 0.99
00:45:06.500 How you doing?
00:45:08.820 Good nice to meet you
00:45:09.940 What am I supposed to do bro?
00:45:11.180 What is this awkward?
00:45:12.340 No
00:45:12.460 Are you serious right now bro?
00:45:14.020 Bro what do I do?
00:45:17.100 What?
00:45:17.420 It's for McDonald's
00:45:20.880 Happy New Year's
00:45:21.760 Wait is it 12?
00:45:23.880 Oh it's 12
00:45:24.760 A lot of firework
00:45:25.720 Come on
00:45:26.700 Kiss
00:45:26.920 Kiss
00:45:27.520 Come on kiss it for New Year's 1.00
00:45:30.860 Got you
00:45:31.600 Kiss it for New Year's
00:45:33.080 Come on
00:45:33.880 Oh God it'll make my day
00:45:34.760 Cheap
00:45:35.360 Cheap
00:45:35.840 I'll kiss on the cheap
00:45:36.840 Cheap 0.80
00:45:37.360 That's a gun
00:45:40.080 Is that a real strap?
00:45:42.260 Yeah
00:45:42.420 Alright
00:45:43.420 Yo
00:45:44.480 Happy New Year's
00:45:46.120 Happy New Year's to all you
00:45:46.500 I'm gonna kiss you on the cheap 1.00
00:45:48.520 Happy New Year's
00:45:54.940 My brother bro
00:45:56.520 Speed speed
00:45:58.340 Speed is gunshot
00:45:59.760 Happy New Year's 1.00
00:46:07.940 Hey happy New Year's to all you motherfuckers 1.00
00:46:10.240 Happy fucking New Year's 1.00
00:46:10.980 One year of hard work 0.99
00:46:12.580 Dedication and everything 0.99
00:46:13.800 Go fucking crazy 1.00
00:46:15.780 We in this shit 1.00
00:46:17.380 Happy fucking New Year's 1.00
00:46:20.400 That's how we do it 0.99
00:46:24.500 Yo speed
00:46:24.940 Let's pose
00:46:25.720 I love you bro
00:46:35.260 Love you too bro
00:46:36.160 I love you too
00:46:36.960 I love you too
00:46:37.860 It's 224 bro
00:46:39.980 It's a new year bro
00:46:40.780 What does it mean for us?
00:46:41.580 We gotta go crazy
00:46:42.280 We gotta go crazy bro
00:46:43.200 It's a new stage
00:46:43.940 A lot of chances 1.00
00:46:44.900 Older and shit 1.00
00:46:46.420 Let's fucking go crazy bro 1.00
00:46:47.780 It's been three years now 1.00
00:46:48.840 Now let's fucking go bro 0.99
00:46:49.940 Alright yo 0.99
00:46:50.980 That's what we about to end and say
00:46:52.520 Hey 0.98
00:46:53.400 Turn the fucking New Year's 1.00
00:46:54.960 Happy fucking New Year's 1.00
00:46:56.560 Happy fucking New Year's 1.00
00:46:58.660 It is speed 1.00
00:46:59.800 Out this bitch 1.00