Adin Live - January 11, 2024


Drake Ruined our First Date..


Episode Stats

Length

53 minutes

Words per Minute

197.7647

Word Count

10,664

Sentence Count

3

Misogynist Sentences

41

Hate Speech Sentences

111


Summary

In this episode, I speak with my good friend and fellow streamer about his top 3 favorite artists, his favorite rappers, and how he got into streaming. We also talk about his love of chicken and rice, and why he doesn t want to be a lawyer.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 you bro scoot in a little closer all right wait this is what you got from bodega yeah yeah yeah
00:00:05.280 chicken and rice i eat very healthy very clean very healthy you know i don't like to i'll take
00:00:09.420 this off where my manners um very clean very healthy you know i like that yeah so what do
00:00:15.760 you so i just call you back in because i feel like i want to speak to you one-on-one and really get
00:00:19.740 to know you and stuff um let me ask you you ever meet 21 or drake no i mean i've like been in the
00:00:27.540 same room as 21 and drake not as 21 but just jake huh okay who's your top three artists um three is
00:00:37.480 hard i mean 21 savage is just my favorite off rip because like that's been like my all-time
00:00:43.140 favorite since like high school i literally have his knife tatted on my finger oh my god savage mode
00:00:47.960 all right um give me your other two that's hard like can you name three yeah i'll give you my
00:00:54.460 three but i want you to go first like it'd be easier if i had like a plate like my playlist
00:00:59.680 all right i'll just read you a bunch of artists okay okay that's actually a good idea all right
00:01:04.760 so you have uh uzi travis scott gunna young thug little young thug free jeffrey yeah r.i.p spider
00:01:14.560 no no he's not dead i know but he's in jail yeah but he's gonna get out free jeffrey
00:01:18.400 you think he is i think so slay and then there's drake i he's just like i feel like he's just like
00:01:26.220 iconic but like he's not like my top three favorite artists why okay okay okay okay okay
00:01:33.700 whoo wait why why nothing nothing nothing that's great okay okay oh my god saved okay okay no no
00:01:39.880 reason no reason that's great that's great news why why why can't drake be in my top three
00:01:45.400 no no no no reason okay so top three thug savage future oh yeah future's great
00:01:55.520 he got me through that breakup with that album the solo the solo such a good song that's my
00:02:02.220 favorite future song solo we got a lot in common i love that song that got me through a lot yeah
00:02:08.000 yeah yeah nah that song's great wait so what was your top three i'm putting drake there of all
00:02:14.340 time right now all time all right drake 50 oh my god my friend's super into 50 right now too really
00:02:24.180 yeah drake 50 kanye and then eminem and then probably like don't forget a good one like j cole
00:02:32.000 probably i love j cole j cole used to be really up there for me but i feel like i listened to him
00:02:36.980 like so much you know when like you just overplay oh key glock and young dolf why you listen why you
00:02:44.060 listen to those songs what do you mean why you listen to that music what do you mean that music
00:02:48.060 it's all right i don't mean like that but like the memphis scene you like the memphis rappers
00:02:52.200 i just loved like i loved like their iconic duo aspect together okay that is so cute and like young
00:03:01.820 golf i feel like always looked out for key glock he like set him up and i like i loved how they had
00:03:06.920 like a partnership got you have you ever got with a rapper no would you i mean like i'm not opposed
00:03:13.720 but like i just don't like i'm not gonna like it's like going to look for an athlete like i'm not going
00:03:18.900 to look for an athlete have you got with athlete no but like i'm not going to like look would you
00:03:23.100 would you put a streamer in the category of an athlete and a rapper no why because we're not on that
00:03:28.160 level yet yet you want to be on the level of a athlete and rapper oh hopefully one day but then
00:03:35.200 would you judge they make they make hella money they make you know they're popping would you judge
00:03:39.000 girls for getting with you if you were on that level it's nah i guess you're right that's a really
00:03:44.660 good way to put it wow you just kind of like opened my eyes i used to want to be a lawyer really
00:03:48.960 yeah so why'd you not you know it's crazy i swear i want to be a lawyer too really i swear i used
00:03:54.220 to read these like mock trial books and shit and like i wanted to be a mock trial i went to college
00:03:57.920 for legal studies for legal studies i graduated legal studies degree damn you would have been a
00:04:02.860 good lawyer listen there's still a way for me to ride there's still a way there's still definitely
00:04:08.900 a way um not yet i was i was gonna be a lawyer as well i was gonna be a lawyer as well i swear
00:04:13.560 well i would have been probably bad at it but no why did you say that i like streaming it works out
00:04:20.460 for me it pays good it's pretty fun what do you do on your stream you play video games i really don't
00:04:25.240 do anything i'm very overrated i really don't even know why people watch me seriously i suck at
00:04:28.940 video games i just finesse my way to just finessing and that's what i do so you're finesse king that's
00:04:35.800 all right yeah i'm a finesse king that's the truth look they're saying facts they know they agree with
00:04:40.200 you yeah yeah they know they know they know um but okay yeah so we're on movies like you like
00:04:49.180 movies scary movies scary movies that's my favorite scary comedy is mine okay yeah i can only do like
00:04:53.920 comedy if i like smoke you smoke a lot of weed i wouldn't say a lot just rarely like like if i'm
00:05:00.420 like gonna like hang out at home watch a funny movie and like eat a bunch yeah yeah okay like i i
00:05:06.800 like i like to be like super busy and like always getting things done yeah obviously you can't do
00:05:11.260 that if you're what about what about tv shows um i don't like have time a lot me neither i feel
00:05:19.520 like i don't have time to watch i don't have time literally i watch youtube but like that's just
00:05:24.680 because like what do you watch on youtube like i mean i'm watching a lot of podcasts right now i'm
00:05:28.520 like nice podcast what do you watch which favorite podcaster i mean like i like the canceled podcast
00:05:33.040 a lot once i cancel who's that it's like tana mojo and brooke something oh it's some girl shit
00:05:39.800 ditch the zero and get with all right it should work now i don't know what you guys are trying to
00:05:43.800 do but they're trying to just play some shit um that's what's up okay um yeah i'm the same way
00:05:51.020 though i really don't know what what's so funny no because it's just funny you're like yeah do my
00:05:55.860 do my shit yeah no i i really don't have time i would love to you know get addicted to a tv show i
00:06:02.100 re-watch a lot of shows because i know what's gonna happen have you ever seen break in bed
00:06:05.080 no you gotta watch that sometime we should watch that sometime maybe we can watch it together yeah
00:06:09.540 it's a good ass show it's a really really good show so like what is like and i hate this question
00:06:14.200 but like what is your ideal like set like a future like how do you want to like live your future life
00:06:19.080 because i mean i i always wonder that i will my future is gonna be like that's so hard to like
00:06:25.140 depict like that's like saying like where do you want to be in five years true true that is true
00:06:29.860 like do you know where you want to be in five years shit hopefully just happy
00:06:33.460 what what wait what what what i'm gonna freak out for real what because like that's like what i
00:06:42.700 say like my biggest thing i'm getting we're getting i'm getting so deep on this stuff no you know what's
00:06:47.840 crazy why do we have so much in common that is so fucking wild to me why do we have so much in
00:06:53.000 common i literally have happiness like tattooed right here on your butt it's kind of side butt oh it's
00:07:00.780 like like right here it's like really small gotcha wait so wait wait wait where are all your tattoos
00:07:05.400 here your neck your neck okay the back of my neck right here a little one okay um little one on the
00:07:13.620 hip my ankle like just like little two little ones on my ankle wait what size uh shoe are you
00:07:20.520 what size shoe do you think i am i don't know seven six six six all right cool cool cool it'd be
00:07:28.460 weird if i was like a nine and i was yeah nah yeah yeah nah nah nah for sure i mean wait how tall are
00:07:33.280 you five two oh perfect height how's all you like i would say like five ten five eleven yeah i usually
00:07:40.520 have a six foot like minimum regimen oh fuck so now what but like you would have to like surpass
00:07:49.460 well then how like we have a lot in common it's like we do have a lot in common so you gotta put
00:07:55.760 that six foot shit aside that's what i'm saying like it's kind of like everything is like i don't
00:07:59.760 know it's weird yeah you gotta put that six foot shit aside from me and realize we have so much in
00:08:04.460 common what's your ick for girls man i i okay i just have an ick list you do start with yours and i'll add
00:08:12.940 on i well i don't have my phone you have a phone oh yeah why do you not have your phone it's downstairs
00:08:18.040 i left it downstairs oh okay i wanted to give you my full attention oh thanks uh damn that's awesome
00:08:23.920 that's actually really really awesome what the fuck no girls ever say that to me all right so wait um
00:08:28.080 what are some icks that you can think of right now that you um do you vape no okay is that an ick
00:08:35.200 i yeah for sure can you give another ick uh let's see what else um they would know honestly what is
00:08:44.660 my icks what are my icks what are what are my icks you guys would know let's see here um
00:08:51.700 it goes so fast so you read it so fucking quick
00:08:55.220 only fans for sure i told you that i just don't want to be with like i have no problem with girls
00:09:02.100 of of i just i don't want to be with you don't be in a relationship yeah i just i don't want to do
00:09:06.500 that i don't want to do that but i'm no problem like if you want to do only fans and get your money
00:09:10.480 i'm totally respecting i just personally one of my biggest reasons why i don't do only fans like
00:09:15.540 is because that's not how i want to present myself i feel like in our world our generation like
00:09:21.320 it's just sex and like that appeal is just so like easy like we can go to strip clubs we can
00:09:26.900 see sex anywhere anywhere porn porn anywhere and it's just like it's not
00:09:31.800 value women are not i don't know it's true they don't value yeah and like my mom and my nana are
00:09:37.260 my biggest fans they watch me on everything oh that's cute so like i i wouldn't want them to see
00:09:42.980 me in that light and i i wouldn't want anybody to see me in that light i feel like that's very private
00:09:46.500 and personal yeah wait okay so have you ever had like a phase like so you've only slept with people
00:09:52.120 that you've dated or you've also hooked up with people though before have i ever like gotten with
00:09:57.720 somebody like that you weren't dating i mean yeah because i've only dated two people
00:10:02.000 so like how many people have you slept with i'll tell you mine i mean i i'm not gonna like deny if
00:10:08.100 i like have a connection with somebody and like if i'm feeling it i'm feeling it but like i i would
00:10:15.400 say that i really don't do anything gotcha so you're you're one of those girls that's like
00:10:20.900 very like you don't like you don't like unless there's a connection established i don't like
00:10:25.960 people like you have no idea like i'm the same way i hate people i hate people me too like if i
00:10:31.560 if i don't like you you know gotcha like offer it yeah no i'm the same way i literally like i'm
00:10:37.700 i used to be an extrovert but now i'm an introvert for sure like i literally can't stand people
00:10:41.680 seriously that shit is that shit like everyone everyone in my life eventually fucks me over so
00:10:46.360 i hate everyone i feel like i give a lot of people opportunities and then i always i'm like
00:10:52.000 why did i do that you are the same as me that's crazy i'm like oh i regret it every time but i'm
00:10:57.140 just i'm like that person i'm like i want if i'm winning i want everyone around me to win that's
00:11:01.800 crazy because i'm the same it's so weird i'm the same way that's actually wild wait okay so back to
00:11:07.440 that question if you don't feel comfortable answer you tell me but like how many people have you slept
00:11:09.980 with because i'll tell you mine i personally don't want to answer that but i can tell you like
00:11:14.500 i don't like people i wish i did is it over or under 10 under way under like i'm not in double
00:11:21.780 like it's not double digits okay all right fair enough fair enough fair enough what about you uh
00:11:28.120 um refresh i refreshed i don't know why you guys gotta fix on your end um i have i have in the 20s
00:11:38.820 but listen i went through a whole phase and you gotta understand like i think that's the difference is
00:11:42.400 i didn't do that i did and honestly i'm i i wish i didn't why do you say that it's part of you too
00:11:48.620 oh so you don't give a fuck cool yeah i went through a whole phase no it's not that i don't
00:11:51.680 care i just don't like i'd rather you just tell me instead of like lying about it i won't lie
00:11:55.080 about anything to you yeah i won't just like be like yeah i had a whole phase it is what it is
00:11:58.800 i did have a whole phase yeah i was fucking you know a girl every week
00:12:02.060 yeah you were flying girls out you were a fly out for sure i mean of course but i mean like
00:12:09.760 isn't it crazy like that culture like a lot of people like don't even know about that culture no
00:12:15.240 yeah they don't even know see they find out sometimes which girls i sleep i have slept with
00:12:19.100 they don't know all the girls so yeah but i just now i just want like a wife bro like i want like i
00:12:25.080 want to like settle down with someone and build some cool shit with them and like build build build
00:12:29.720 build build build build and what are you trying to build a connection and just like a relationship
00:12:33.760 and just a future where's your future happiness i told you that oh my god stop stop saying that
00:12:41.520 literally stop you're freaking me out why because you're the same way no because like that used to
00:12:46.260 that's why i got it tattooed on me because like my whole life i've been like searching for
00:12:49.760 are you happy right now in your life i'm the happiest i've ever been in my life right now
00:12:53.540 no no i'm getting a call from my friend okay yo what's good what's good
00:12:59.640 yo the the nurse the nurse said that the pills that you asked for were ready for you come
00:13:04.180 at the pharmacy i don't know if you want to go tonight or oh what pills you talking about bro
00:13:08.880 the shit you are you live the shit that you have the shit that you asked for uh yeah yeah i'm live
00:13:15.460 i'm live yeah could you just remind me what pills they were
00:13:17.260 oh my bad i didn't know you were alive i'll call you back later uh-huh yeah that was my boy
00:13:25.380 um but uh yeah well fuck we were just talking about yeah i'm the happiest i've ever been in my
00:13:32.140 life i don't know what the fuck he's talking about pills i don't take any pills pills for what no
00:13:35.720 see i don't take any pills um i don't uh i don't know what the fuck he is talking about
00:13:41.500 uh not gonna take any pills bro what the fuck was that um do you know who that was no okay okay
00:13:54.080 who was it my friend i just he just gets around a lot like i don't know like i just feel like he's
00:13:59.800 he's known like to be someone who you know a lot of people know but never mind him you got me so
00:14:06.960 okay yeah i already feel like the connection being established it's crazy
00:14:11.660 i can't with you like looking at them and then looking at me i know it's like not genuine but
00:14:18.080 it's genuine at the same time but like it's not genuine but it is but not for real like i feel
00:14:21.720 like we have a lot in common though like i feel like fuck the camera bullshit like if we were off
00:14:25.160 camera like we could still talk like this it'd be cool yeah it's weird it's honestly weird oh one
00:14:30.840 second he's calling back okay yeah no my bad sorry about you just said if you don't get it
00:14:37.140 tonight it's just gonna get worse and worse yeah so what pill is she referring to
00:14:41.260 that's the thing the thing the thing that we that you asked us for yeah but which one brother
00:14:47.760 because there's multiple things i've asked you for no i'm just saying you know you know the thing
00:14:52.280 anyway i don't want to go crazy but just it's something you should definitely yeah i'll take it
00:14:56.800 tonight bro fuck it yes i'll take it tonight yeah for sure bro thanks i just care about you
00:15:08.720 i love you love yeah no i know bro all love yeah yeah yeah see he's just looking out um i had some
00:15:17.420 okay i'll tell you what it was i had antibiotics i had i was sick no listen i i had i had not the
00:15:25.420 cough not the cough i had i had uh i had um the rona so i i'm taking now you're just sitting
00:15:30.840 next to me yeah but i'm not i'm about these antibiotics and she i'm about to take these
00:15:34.880 antibiotics you're about to take them so you can get them sick no so i can but i'm not contagious
00:15:40.060 corona but you're not contagious i'm not contagious yes or no no i'm not see they're saying
00:15:45.920 it's like saying flu but i'm not contagious but it's i'm not i'm not contagious okay yeah
00:15:50.420 crickets crickets man i know fuck man um all right so what were we saying though yeah we have
00:16:00.080 a lot in common
00:16:00.700 yikes um yeah all right what else though like what else tell me more about yourself like what do you
00:16:09.920 tell me like what you you like if it's not x like that you come off you could come off top of your
00:16:14.940 head like what else like about yourself tell me more about you i hate that question okay so don't
00:16:19.760 answer it fine you're right it's not pacific all right so pacific so give me uh tell me come on
00:16:29.680 give me a question asker bro i mean i'm all live i'm doing this live and it's not genuine because
00:16:33.620 it's not it's not it's not it kind of is though a little bit
00:16:38.220 um let's see here
00:16:43.540 let's see tts i'm down for that do some texas speech do some texas speech
00:16:54.180 put outputs back to headset okay
00:17:00.100 done
00:17:02.900 oh now it should work speakers oh no just try now try now speakers try now it should work now
00:17:17.460 yeah tts is where they can donate and they're gonna make their message i didn't let's teaser
00:17:24.140 give him ozempic shots in his right cheek what oh nah see what the fuck was that um test
00:17:30.340 what the fuck is that how is he even speaking right now i can't get away from this fucking voice bro
00:17:36.980 i can't get away from the shit you see the shit chat um yeah i don't know what the fuck he's talking
00:17:44.600 about he's just a troll you know who that is now no okay thank god
00:17:51.040 taylor you're fine as fuck let's go to turks
00:17:53.880 who is that god damn it is he saying that for real
00:17:59.320 do you like turks shitty place right i've never been good it's a shit place don't go there ever in
00:18:05.540 your life horrible i mean i want to go ah well maybe you and i go maybe okay cool uh where have
00:18:14.320 you been you've traveled yeah what countries have you been to i mean most recently i went to
00:18:19.180 paris and london how was that it was good yeah yeah how long were you in paris for like a week
00:18:24.940 and a half add in you can have my sloppy seconds like you enjoy oh yeah see they could they could
00:18:30.600 just donate random shit you know uh that's nice pair okay what other what other countries have you
00:18:35.260 been to um i don't know where's your favorite place in the world honestly yeah well i fuck you
00:18:45.100 can watch um miami i like miami a lot no way miami's your favorite place in the world it's boring but
00:18:52.600 i really like miami mexico's cool mexico's i love vegas i'm a big gambler i love vegas too you do i went
00:18:59.060 there four times last year what'd you do there do you gamble literally nothing i know i actually
00:19:04.720 didn't gamble you should come gamble with me sometime i'm done i don't know how to do it though i'll
00:19:08.840 teach you i'm gonna pussy is loose already yeah see i don't know what the fuck he's saying it's not
00:19:13.020 true you're not yeah no it's impossible you're celibate it's not loose trust me i know um yeah we
00:19:18.100 should go to vegas though you blackjack is what i play i play like that's like black or red right no
00:19:21.980 that's roulette oh that's roulette that's roulette that's roulette yeah it's great it's it's fucking
00:19:26.840 it's really really good um but favorite country i love dubai i've never been to dubai oh i gotta
00:19:33.040 take you to dubai i really like wanna um go in the desert there yeah it's fun i went on the desert
00:19:39.060 rode on little like dirt bike things oh that's sick i did the i did that in vegas the derp in vegas
00:19:46.580 play strip fortnite nah uh yeah that's what's up wait do the rest of the bra do the regular tts
00:19:52.560 nick stack tipped one dollar aiden this girl thinks you smell like sorry i usually don't smell
00:19:58.200 it's because i went to the gym yeah he he said that to me earlier yeah i i and i didn't have
00:20:02.880 time to shower because i had to be on live you honestly don't smell to me cool but i'm also like
00:20:08.640 not that close to me yeah true i'm like happy where i'm at yeah good good good that's good keep
00:20:13.220 your distance yeah just in case yeah i don't want to spoil it yeah yeah yeah um 100 i didn't
00:20:21.400 love to ride in desert yeah i see i don't i don't understand how the fuck he's like is that you like
00:20:28.140 i don't even know who the fuck that is um but yeah nah we should go to the desert though
00:20:34.180 is this lebron lebron komodo fraggen tipped one dollar has she ever signed an nda did you sign an nda
00:20:42.220 right here yeah wait they made you sign an nda today yeah no way who did sure wait really did you sign
00:20:49.920 something uh yeah no way i'm pretty sure yeah let's go yes holy shit wait was it citrus what does that
00:21:01.140 mean uh the kid's name was he citrus like a little kid looking kid he's tall pale no the security gave
00:21:06.820 it to oh perfect that'll be will let's go let's go yeah you know i have to do that because a lot of
00:21:12.980 people give out false accusations they think i'm like a creep and a weirdo don't worry for real yeah
00:21:17.540 girls lie just for attention clout money okay fine fair fair i'm not assuming you would never do that to
00:21:23.360 me but some girls do a lot of these miami girls are really devilish you know that i'm sure you have
00:21:29.300 some devilish friends i'm a savior i like to save people really could you save me i don't know if
00:21:36.340 you need saving no i'm really in a good spot in life right now but i mean could you save me from
00:21:40.360 like finding true love because i don't even believe in true love that's weird it's not weird you got
00:21:44.980 to understand what i've gone through to believe that though i'm heart bro i i'm heartless bro like
00:21:49.020 you're on your future grind yeah my future is already we don't give girls the nd in toronto we are
00:21:54.500 gentlemen um she saved me already um not yet this man's saved yeah no i don't know what the
00:22:05.640 fuck he's talking about um do normal tts the lebron one prismel but yeah yeah yeah um but no i don't
00:22:15.940 know i just i want to be enlightened because i just don't i'm i'm ignorant when it comes to love because
00:22:20.680 i just don't believe in it sometimes you believe in true love
00:22:24.980 man see you don't either it's not that i don't believe in true love i want it me too i want it too
00:22:33.980 dweller underscore underscore tipped one dollar aiden has bricked tell him to stand up i'm not i don't
00:22:39.720 boner i promise you taylor check your dm it's drizzy drake the one and only
00:22:43.340 i don't even have my phone he didn't say that shit
00:22:49.340 i got nothing on me you want me to tell him to bring your phone up whatever you want
00:22:55.560 i just don't think he would have done that there's no fucking shot
00:22:58.840 all right well which one's your phone i can tell him to bring it up
00:23:04.720 does anyone know where it is yeah who adriana knows where it is
00:23:09.720 adriana could you bring up her phone cedrus go with her cedrus go with her
00:23:14.380 cheese or tipped one dollar what's the fastest you made a dude nut if you want to answer that you
00:23:19.740 can answer that
00:23:20.260 if you don't want her you don't have to answer that
00:23:24.360 okay don't
00:23:29.720 what's the fastest you did a girl made a girl no no i'm not gay so i don't make guys nut no
00:23:40.240 no like somebody has made you man i've gone like months without having sex sometimes two minutes
00:23:45.540 but usually i laugh pretty long like seven minutes seven minutes is my my go-to
00:23:50.720 jacob tipped three dollars ask aiden about how he scammed his child fans with a
00:23:55.700 all right and did a fake giveaway and showed his minor viewers pornography don't listen to that so
00:24:00.720 one time i pulled up porn but just to show people i couldn't get banned i didn't i didn't make it
00:24:05.900 you were making a point what you were making a point she understands no i don't know no you're right
00:24:12.540 no thank you bro actually thank you bro from the three seconds of the story i was told
00:24:20.060 you knew i was making a point bro you know me bro i don't you yeah i guess you don't i don't know
00:24:26.240 you you don't oh here's your phone you think this is my phone hey how you doing great how are you
00:24:34.320 good good good thank you check your uh igdm real quick
00:24:38.300 there's a cool vibe like look at it what's the fastest you made a guy nut crowdy
00:24:43.620 am i crowdy uh nah i don't think so did someone dm you
00:24:49.840 no no dms i mean no can i can i see you real quick you can look through my phone
00:25:04.060 oh really already that's a great sign i don't care
00:25:06.920 oh uh you did get a dm from somebody but like wait why'd you mention him in your story a few months
00:25:16.160 ago february 3rd yeah you you dm drake in february 3rd what was i mentioned him in something oh
00:25:25.140 i don't know what was february 3rd
00:25:28.040 yeah he likes to dm that pink heart a lot i don't really know why
00:25:32.620 um we'll do that bro you want to say something yeah i will thank you
00:25:38.100 uh it's aiden um why are you sending me a heart i did 22
00:25:48.080 ian serena underscore tipped one dollar i paid for those drake keep cooking this boy
00:25:53.000 uh yeah so drake sent me the heart drake to you yeah yeah he sent it to me because he knew i
00:25:59.900 would see it so drake what's good bro like what do you what do you what are we doing here
00:26:03.760 like why did you send me a heart i'll get out of here um yeah that's why i was asking
00:26:09.340 you those questions like about drake and 21 um yeah all right let me ask you a question
00:26:17.040 fuck it okay i'm gonna get i'm gonna just straight up ask stop the tts for one second
00:26:21.340 drake tipped one dollar is there a twat bubblegum pink see that's not that's not the real drake
00:26:26.480 all right stop the tts listen let's say you and i hit it off off camera right off camera you're
00:26:32.360 scaring me right now why okay i'm here let's just i'm sorry like oh you gotta understand oh my god
00:26:37.040 you haven't a what you have an eyebrow slit yeah why okay so i have an ick list and i have a dick list
00:26:45.680 and like icks like things i hate and dicks are things like i fuck with and like that's on my
00:26:51.260 dick list see drake doesn't have the eyebrow slit just letting you know why you keep comparing
00:26:56.300 yourself to drake man because that's my twin like me and him are like really like we're brothers
00:27:00.300 you know what i'm saying so that's what i was gonna ask you cool i'm on your dick list now that's
00:27:03.680 great good news that like surpasses you past the six feet really yeah that's a substitution let's
00:27:08.800 fucking go substitution substitution cool oh drake and j cole performed on the february 2nd and 4th in
00:27:14.360 tampa last year so that was in between those days oh maybe it was at his club wait february oh so
00:27:22.460 that's last year no they haven't even went on tour yet did they have you guys even honestly i don't
00:27:29.240 know what i mentioned him in i'm sorry crazy dropping receipts all right yeah that is kind of crazy
00:27:38.340 crazy all right anyways fuck what they're talking about so let's just say you and i hit it off we
00:27:42.400 have so much economy let's just say the cameras are off like we're just like yo we talk i actually
00:27:46.460 take you out to carbone you know i have the private room now i get the carbone all access private room
00:27:51.380 it's just really nice and romantic candles lit everywhere good music playing good speaker in the
00:27:56.060 corner and then you get a dm from drake okay okay and he's like yo i'm going to turks next week you
00:28:01.620 want to come are you going is it like a group trip like i don't think i'm going he's never personally
00:28:06.580 invite he said check your dm but wait one sec he's never personally invited me to turks okay i don't know
00:28:11.500 why fake ass fuck he's inviting me without you yeah are you going but he's your friend he is my
00:28:18.060 friend but like why would he do you dirty like that he's your friend let's just say he's not my
00:28:23.660 friend let's just say it's drake because it is drake at the end of the day right okay so he's not
00:28:26.900 your friend he doesn't i don't know him fuck it we don't know each other we don't whatever drake dms
00:28:32.980 you fuck it savage dms you uh what that's my hero like that's like that's like an icon
00:28:39.960 not like i don't want to get with him and i say this like for real like i don't want to get with
00:28:46.060 him i don't even really want to meet him because they say like if you meet your people like
00:28:50.340 it like messes it all up yeah when you meet your heroes it fucks you up yeah yeah like i met drake
00:28:55.060 i'll be honest like he was cool no i'm just kidding he has he's actually a cool solid ass motherfucker but
00:29:01.460 it's true i met a lot of people who like i've looked up to and they've let me down and it always
00:29:04.760 let you down straight up nah straight up straight up straight up but okay cool so i'm gonna have you
00:29:10.420 check your dm again but if he were to just hit you up be like but we're on a date you coming to turks
00:29:15.600 i don't know remember i don't know him personally okay are you going to turks with him and savage
00:29:19.180 be honest are we dating or have we gone on one date this is our first date this is just our first
00:29:25.480 date but i like you and i like you too you don't know yet because it's our first date oh then why
00:29:30.780 when i go if it's our first date all right you can check the dms no it's valid you're not lying
00:29:37.100 if we've gone on like like if we've gone on like two or three dates and like i you like me and i
00:29:43.520 like you and then maybe you're like can i bring my boyfriend aiden and then i'm like what a savage
00:29:47.200 and now we're dating after three dates who knows but what what if what if they invite you to turk
00:29:52.180 savage and drake you're gonna go fine what if i tell you about it what if i'm like fuck no no no
00:29:59.080 hey babe i'm gonna go to turks with 21st having a drink get the fuck out of here no what do you
00:30:04.680 mean if you tell me about it you're still gonna go no you wouldn't trust me you wouldn't no okay
00:30:11.240 with drake at 21 no what do you what do you sorry what do you say to you
00:30:15.400 um what the fuck he said haha whoa red flag is this guy controlling much you
00:30:26.760 uh i am a controlling type to an extent after that little rant it's giving controlling
00:30:33.880 i'm not controlling but just to an extent like i just i'm very possessive and i'm very like
00:30:39.620 he said that he would trust me in turks he what he would trust me in turks oh so he would try you
00:30:44.920 trust her in turks to go with savage and all um all of um savage squad and everything is that is
00:30:50.380 that right huh aubrey fuck out of here nah i don't care i'm not going for that he just want he's just
00:30:55.100 telling what you want to hear okay don't deny that that's true for sure yeah everyone's you know
00:31:00.920 everyone tells everyone what they want to hear that's why i'm trying to be real with you i appreciate
00:31:04.240 like if we no she's actually being straight up you're being real if we go on one date and fine
00:31:09.520 state number three okay it's day number three yeah and then you got a dm from drake at 21 and hey you
00:31:15.200 look bad as fuck like you look really good come out to turks this weekend but just because i go out
00:31:19.820 to turks doesn't mean that i'm doing anything but they're saying the first thing he says is you look
00:31:24.680 really good okay come out to turks but you i can tell you you look really good it doesn't mean that
00:31:29.940 i'm sleeping with you yeah but why would you go out there if we're if we're like going on
00:31:34.200 dates but like what if it's like a group what if he's like oh bring your friend me no like the
00:31:41.020 potential trip it's like oh like bring all your friends that's that's bad though how's that by then
00:31:46.500 you should like me by the third or fourth day no i already do right like on the third fourth day i
00:31:50.160 already like you like me yes so if drake in 21 say yo come out to turks man i know what the fuck
00:31:54.480 goes on in the turks with drake in 21 i know i talk to these well i talk to drake i know what goes
00:32:00.560 on in turks you think i want to i don't want my girlfriend being in that situation okay but what
00:32:04.920 if i brought it up to you and then you bring up this to me and you're like i don't like i don't
00:32:08.220 like this and i'd be like okay i respect that but it's just a conversation oh are you still gonna go
00:32:13.280 though not if you bring up valid points like that not if it so now you're not so now you're not gonna
00:32:18.440 go well on this potential imaginary trip no okay okay okay um i love imaginary lands yeah no i was
00:32:29.320 just trying to put things in like certain all right what if we were dating for like two months
00:32:33.140 oh for dating dating dating you're not going i'm not going if we're dating i believe you
00:32:38.220 if we're dating i'm not so you would just text drake into one be like hey my boyfriend
00:32:42.480 wants to come but what if drake's like fuck no i mean that's definitely what would happen if he
00:32:47.440 didn't know you he would be like why would your random ass boyfriend come wait have you when when
00:32:53.300 you're when you're sorry bring it up when your ex was cheating on you sorry sorry okay fuck him he's
00:32:57.440 a loser when he was cheating on you like did you ever cheat or no you what you didn't do it i got
00:33:03.020 cheated on so many times i literally i just accepted it and i was like it's a phase and i hope he gets
00:33:09.880 over it because i love him so much damn i'm sorry that wasn't a phase but hey it wasn't meant to be
00:33:14.240 it definitely was not meant to be real men real men do not cheat i'm very very happy without him
00:33:21.140 i'm glad that it's over yeah just know real men don't cheat and you're gonna find the right one
00:33:25.760 when it's time i can't wait why'd you say it like that because you were saying it like that
00:33:30.640 but not yet you'll you'll be all right oh
00:33:35.100 aden says i'll be all right i'll be all right you'll be good you'll be straight
00:33:40.220 you'll be cool too no i think i'm actually fucked i'm not gonna lie why is that brothers i'm it's
00:33:47.280 gonna be impossible for me to find a girl that i i'm telling you y'all already it's it's it's it's
00:33:52.980 looking cooked i'm not gonna lie it's all good though i mean i've already accepted it
00:33:56.700 i thought you literally just said you wanted a girlfriend i mean i would like one it's cool
00:34:02.260 but i mean it's just not realistic you want a girlfriend just to have a girlfriend no i want
00:34:05.860 to go on a build and connection future all that stuff with but it's just gonna be really hard i
00:34:10.200 feel like what's your like dream first date dinner did i ask yeah easy dinner then we'll come back to
00:34:20.140 my house we're not gonna have sex i don't believe in fucking on the first date you don't believe that
00:34:24.460 either do you okay we're gonna come back to my house we'll put a movie on and we'll just
00:34:29.160 watch the movie and that's it what up on fuck drake don't you take that motherfucking trip with
00:34:37.860 no motherfucking drake no no how you gonna pass up eight of them off for a nigga that painted his
00:34:43.740 fingernail no hey onk this is what i'm saying drake you got enough bitches my nigga he has hella bitches
00:34:50.660 i'm not calling her no bitch but you got bitches you got ladies you got fans you got women you got
00:34:56.900 ho fighting it for you man god damn it man let the boy have a little girl hey i will tell you one
00:35:03.100 thing though i'm gonna just be real no listen i'm gonna be real we found her drake at the at the end
00:35:08.360 of the day whatever's meant to be is meant to be and honestly i wish you guys could see his stance
00:35:13.700 right now yeah i'm is that is this is that he's tell drake fuck he said look at drake right now
00:35:18.980 say drake fuck you i'm staying right here with aiden ross i can't find nothing better than this
00:35:23.880 because drake just want to fucking leave you i'm cock blocking i'm hating he just want to fuck one
00:35:29.480 time and leave because you look pretty right now he hadn't taken the time to get to know you like we
00:35:33.680 have how he gonna come uh so i mean you could say whatever you want uh drake come on my nigga
00:35:40.320 let the boy hire the girl i you really like her he's blushing i've been downstairs watching this
00:35:44.940 whole segment and episode let him have a little girl man god damn man go fuck taraji pencil you
00:35:52.320 could you could you could you know you could say uh whatever you want go ahead fuck oprah winfrey
00:35:57.240 nigga believe this little girl here alone god damn drake just being greedy nigga um but yeah whatever uh
00:36:04.300 whatever you're whatever you are you're feeling you you say whatever you want to say fuck him
00:36:08.220 tell him fuck his yeah i love him eating the cheetos right now um all right i'll tell you what i got
00:36:17.460 it this is the final way we're gonna do this me and drake were we both dm at the same time
00:36:24.960 be honest we both dm at the same time but we spoke past the stream i dm you again you dm me you don't
00:36:32.040 have my number i'll get your number cool we're texting drake drake also just like yo come to come to
00:36:37.400 turks just come hang out in toronto love the turks okay who are you going to and be honest if we both
00:36:43.460 ask on a date at the same time i don't know drake i know you so you are gonna go with i'm gonna go
00:36:48.640 with the person i know not i'm it's not even that it's like anybody like i'm not gonna hang out with
00:36:54.420 somebody i don't know if i didn't know you like if i didn't meet you tonight i probably i don't know
00:36:58.980 if i would hang out with you either because i didn't know you true so it's me in this scenario
00:37:05.580 it's you all right cool uh and then after our date what if he's like all right now come to turks
00:37:11.760 whatever did our date go good yeah is it first date first date and he then he says come to turks
00:37:19.640 what's our first date dinner and we went back to my spot we watched a little movie and i had a
00:37:25.540 great time great time but it's our first date first date first date yeah i don't know you enough
00:37:30.440 so you'd go to turks though with drake if he's like yo i'll come to turks yeah but i really just
00:37:36.060 don't think it means like
00:37:37.640 no it's cool okay yeah
00:37:43.420 cricket cricket man what if it was a swapped what do you mean like what if this is like
00:37:51.480 girl scenario put it in a girl scenario like what if like kylie jenner is asking you like
00:37:59.940 nah you don't like kylie jenner it's not that it's just like okay who's your girl crush
00:38:05.680 who is my girl crush who is my girl crush hmm like celebrity all time who is chad
00:38:12.840 who would y'all say oh yeah the jenner ortega days were fun huh um let's say it is
00:38:25.140 i'm trying to think who it would be who would it be
00:38:34.900 fuck it let's just say it's sexy red
00:38:39.620 okay sexy red is same scenario flying you out
00:38:46.440 okay she's taking you to turks okay but you just went on a date with me hold on so drake
00:38:55.640 is your celebrity crush no so why'd you say that then because i was just trying to like give you
00:39:01.120 some hype okay fair enough
00:39:03.840 okay so same scenario nah i'm gonna be with you and be like yo what are you doing let's hang out
00:39:12.440 that's such a fucking lie no it's not that's such a lie
00:39:16.520 stop the cow
00:39:18.060 that ass
00:39:19.600 stop the cow
00:39:20.860 um
00:39:21.920 yeah i don't know
00:39:25.820 yeah
00:39:27.060 i don't fucking know
00:39:29.380 hey citrus um
00:39:33.300 come on up here please
00:39:35.580 aaron grande
00:39:36.480 listen i'm gonna be honest bro
00:39:38.880 regardless
00:39:40.380 i think you're really really cool
00:39:42.060 and i do fuck with you
00:39:43.920 and um
00:39:45.680 i really do think that one day
00:39:48.520 you're gonna find true love because you deserve it
00:39:50.780 but it's not here
00:39:51.960 when did i say that
00:39:53.600 is giving that that was like the speech
00:39:55.620 you're getting her a deal
00:39:56.460 the speech was built up to like
00:39:58.820 you're gonna find love but your love isn't here
00:40:01.920 which is crazy
00:40:02.960 why
00:40:03.640 because i
00:40:04.420 i don't know
00:40:06.860 i thought like maybe
00:40:08.240 all right what's attractive about me
00:40:11.140 eyebrow slit
00:40:12.660 hold on citrus wait outside for a second
00:40:14.860 besides my eyebrow slit what's attractive about me
00:40:17.480 i like our connect
00:40:19.820 like i like our conversations
00:40:21.260 if they're real
00:40:23.120 i don't even know
00:40:24.340 nah they're real
00:40:25.100 let's get poof me right now
00:40:26.360 nah they're real
00:40:27.040 do money and clout have any sort of factor
00:40:30.800 and be honest
00:40:31.840 to to
00:40:32.460 i think this is
00:40:33.520 this is so crazy
00:40:34.520 because this is like a conversation i have with my friends frequently
00:40:37.180 of like
00:40:38.320 like girls right
00:40:40.560 so what do you want out of a girl
00:40:42.300 you want
00:40:42.880 like what do you want out of a girl
00:40:45.020 she's gotta look good
00:40:46.200 you gotta look good
00:40:47.000 she's gotta be able to take care of me
00:40:48.300 oh you're saying what else
00:40:51.240 yeah
00:40:51.600 look good
00:40:52.320 take care of me
00:40:53.260 um
00:40:54.340 all the wifey
00:40:55.580 um
00:40:56.660 type
00:40:58.140 traits
00:40:59.040 um
00:41:00.520 cooking and cleaning is great
00:41:01.720 um
00:41:03.820 and just loyal
00:41:05.540 yeah
00:41:07.700 like when i want a guy i want someone who's like loyal
00:41:10.360 who has respect for me
00:41:12.140 and like
00:41:13.520 good conversation i want good banter
00:41:16.140 like there's nothing worse
00:41:17.760 then
00:41:18.940 not not even not having anything to say
00:41:21.860 because sometimes quiet is good
00:41:23.100 but like
00:41:24.020 nothing is worth
00:41:25.360 and like
00:41:25.840 not
00:41:26.600 clicking
00:41:27.240 yeah i agree with you on that one
00:41:29.080 so i wouldn't say that like
00:41:30.380 i
00:41:30.780 wouldn't say like money
00:41:32.040 and like all that stuff is important
00:41:33.620 but like
00:41:34.100 i've
00:41:35.100 dated a broke boy
00:41:36.420 i did not like it
00:41:37.860 i will not say that i will
00:41:39.780 date another broke boy
00:41:40.740 i get what you're saying
00:41:41.380 you're being honest
00:41:42.040 like you want someone
00:41:42.860 you want a man who can provide
00:41:43.860 i
00:41:44.400 not even provide
00:41:45.460 like i just need somebody that's like
00:41:47.120 like
00:41:48.300 not like
00:41:48.980 like just like above me
00:41:50.360 just a little above me
00:41:51.560 i don't want to be above my man
00:41:52.860 just a little bit above
00:41:54.560 like
00:41:55.340 anything above me
00:41:56.680 because i'm
00:41:57.100 i'm not like
00:41:58.140 here
00:41:58.960 but like
00:41:59.640 so let me ask you a question
00:42:00.740 what if
00:42:01.140 let's just swap
00:42:02.080 what if you happen to be the
00:42:03.660 the
00:42:04.080 the money maker
00:42:05.800 like
00:42:06.260 so you're saying if your boyfriend wasn't the money maker
00:42:08.620 you wouldn't want to be with him
00:42:10.020 because in my last relationship
00:42:12.100 i was
00:42:13.220 the money maker
00:42:13.860 the money maker
00:42:14.540 so what did he do
00:42:15.460 not at liberty to say
00:42:17.860 oh
00:42:19.460 it's
00:42:19.860 it's federal
00:42:20.380 oh yeah he sold drugs
00:42:22.160 all right so
00:42:23.380 fine
00:42:24.020 i mean that
00:42:24.700 that makes pretty good money though
00:42:25.920 how are you not good at it
00:42:27.800 damn
00:42:28.500 how the fuck are you ass at selling drugs
00:42:30.540 and how are you ass at
00:42:31.720 fucking not keeping your dick in your pants
00:42:33.740 and how
00:42:34.160 that's crazy bro
00:42:35.100 i'm sorry you went through that
00:42:36.040 i wish it was me that we dated for four years
00:42:37.520 but um
00:42:38.860 yeah
00:42:40.000 anyways
00:42:40.960 he's just bad at everything
00:42:42.140 anyways
00:42:42.820 why are you with him
00:42:43.580 anyways
00:42:44.540 um
00:42:48.400 what were you talking about
00:42:49.860 what was his race
00:42:50.540 can we not talk about my ex
00:42:54.100 okay sorry
00:42:54.760 it's not really making me love you
00:42:57.480 when we talk about my ex
00:42:59.420 true
00:42:59.720 all right that's a good sign that you don't like to talk about your ex
00:43:01.700 yeah
00:43:02.160 um
00:43:04.160 okay
00:43:05.240 so what do you want to talk about
00:43:06.720 um
00:43:07.760 what we were talking about before
00:43:08.980 which is
00:43:10.160 how
00:43:11.660 something about my
00:43:13.140 want my man to make more money
00:43:14.160 oh yeah you want to be above you
00:43:15.260 fair enough
00:43:15.700 that's fine
00:43:16.440 that's fine
00:43:17.440 okay
00:43:17.880 i mean i
00:43:18.820 honestly that's understandable
00:43:20.080 i think i think a man is supposed to provide for his woman and his family
00:43:23.160 and i think that's traditional
00:43:24.380 i respect all traditional
00:43:25.580 ways of relationships and stuff
00:43:27.540 um
00:43:28.880 and i think women are meant to
00:43:31.480 be nurturers
00:43:32.500 and
00:43:32.720 take care of their kids and stuff
00:43:34.700 while the man works
00:43:35.440 that's what i
00:43:36.420 my ideal is you know
00:43:37.380 what do you think
00:43:38.840 i mean i i want to
00:43:40.260 i've always
00:43:40.800 bless you
00:43:42.560 thanks
00:43:42.900 i've always like worked my whole life
00:43:44.660 i never want to stop working
00:43:45.740 oh what jobs did you work at
00:43:47.120 i mean my first ever job was like when i was 16
00:43:49.780 i got a job as soon as i could drive
00:43:51.180 and i worked at ice cream store
00:43:52.400 oh nice
00:43:53.000 you served ice cream
00:43:53.940 well
00:43:54.560 my best friend was the manager
00:43:55.820 so i kind of just like
00:43:57.060 she kind of did it
00:43:58.560 and i kind of like managed
00:43:59.800 do you have any boy
00:44:00.860 guys friends
00:44:01.640 yes
00:44:02.240 uh oh
00:44:03.060 you have a problem with guy friends
00:44:05.160 i do
00:44:05.580 why is that
00:44:06.380 because every guy
00:44:07.120 that you're
00:44:08.100 every listen
00:44:08.860 are they straight
00:44:09.680 yeah
00:44:11.200 they want to fuck you
00:44:12.700 no
00:44:13.420 yeah
00:44:13.940 like but okay
00:44:15.420 so there's like two like
00:44:16.720 different guy friends
00:44:17.520 like
00:44:17.760 if i'm like all up on my guy friend
00:44:19.920 like if i'm like on his
00:44:20.920 like
00:44:21.280 crazy shit
00:44:22.520 like i'm touching him physically
00:44:23.720 that's not my guy friend
00:44:25.120 well what's the point of having a guy friend
00:44:27.060 if you're not fucking them
00:44:28.580 honestly
00:44:29.700 like
00:44:30.400 honestly
00:44:30.740 it's
00:44:31.660 my guy friends have
00:44:33.020 like
00:44:33.980 helped me so much
00:44:35.680 with what
00:44:36.260 and just being there for me
00:44:38.120 so much
00:44:38.580 i literally
00:44:39.020 last night i was at my best friend's house
00:44:41.140 and
00:44:42.140 they're roommates
00:44:43.620 they're my best friends
00:44:44.600 and they
00:44:45.260 i was there with my friend
00:44:46.760 they made us dinner
00:44:48.220 they gave me ice cream
00:44:50.260 and i'm just on the couch editing
00:44:51.920 and they're just like doing everything
00:44:53.600 they're being my housewife
00:44:54.480 do you know what he wants from you eventually though
00:44:56.180 he just
00:44:56.720 he doesn't
00:44:57.480 listen i'm a guy
00:44:58.740 i'm gonna tell you the truth
00:44:59.400 you're one of her guy friends
00:45:00.560 i've never
00:45:01.200 so funny bro
00:45:03.300 um
00:45:03.860 listen i'm gonna tell you
00:45:04.680 i'm a guy
00:45:05.200 and i know what they want
00:45:06.060 he's playing a long term game
00:45:07.360 i'm not trying to cock block him
00:45:08.500 brother
00:45:09.120 i see you
00:45:10.440 and i feel you
00:45:11.080 chat
00:45:11.360 put w's in the chat for him
00:45:12.380 i feel him
00:45:13.420 and i see him
00:45:14.080 and i trust the vision
00:45:14.900 but i'm telling you
00:45:16.180 like for example
00:45:17.240 sorry i just spat that way
00:45:18.460 i didn't spit on you
00:45:19.000 i spat that way
00:45:19.300 i honestly didn't even notice
00:45:20.600 if you and i were dating
00:45:22.060 you would not have a guy friend
00:45:23.420 and that could be controlling
00:45:24.400 but i wouldn't have friends that are girls
00:45:25.660 but what if you met him
00:45:27.940 what if you met them
00:45:29.000 you caught him off
00:45:29.520 i'm sorry
00:45:29.900 unless they're gay
00:45:30.620 you met them
00:45:31.700 and you're like
00:45:32.920 these are guys i fuck with
00:45:34.580 nope
00:45:35.420 sorry
00:45:36.040 no
00:45:36.840 now that i don't trust you
00:45:37.720 i don't trust them
00:45:38.320 they're guys
00:45:39.340 they have dicks
00:45:39.840 they get hard
00:45:40.240 they get horny
00:45:40.660 you're the guy
00:45:41.580 who's
00:45:42.240 fucked a girl
00:45:43.580 while she was in a relationship
00:45:45.580 what do you mean
00:45:46.260 that's what you're telling me right now
00:45:48.120 no
00:45:48.720 i'm just saying
00:45:49.720 you're telling me
00:45:50.460 that you've been the guy friend
00:45:51.660 and you've closed
00:45:53.160 listen
00:45:54.320 i'm gonna be honest with you
00:45:56.100 i've dm'd
00:45:57.740 girls that are in relationships
00:46:00.160 that for like one year
00:46:01.300 two years
00:46:01.820 a few months
00:46:02.540 and they've responded every time
00:46:04.220 and they've given me attention
00:46:05.020 like they've given me their numbers
00:46:06.060 and i've done that before
00:46:07.680 and i don't take pride in that
00:46:10.000 and i think it's fucked up
00:46:11.020 but you're not their friend
00:46:12.080 i'm just saying in general though
00:46:13.880 like i just don't
00:46:15.120 i don't trust guys
00:46:16.860 if you're my girl
00:46:17.840 you're my girl
00:46:18.400 and i'm the only guy
00:46:19.620 you should be speaking to
00:46:20.380 so you would want me
00:46:22.020 it's not toxic
00:46:22.300 i'm sorry
00:46:22.660 it's the truth
00:46:23.160 you would want me to cut off guys
00:46:24.800 that i've been friends with
00:46:25.600 for like five six years
00:46:26.800 yes
00:46:27.680 a hundred percent
00:46:28.380 you don't hear how that sounds
00:46:31.820 in my opinion
00:46:32.920 it doesn't sound crazy at all
00:46:33.940 because guess what
00:46:34.640 what do you gain out of a guy relationship
00:46:35.940 that you wouldn't get with me
00:46:36.740 yeah you've known for six years
00:46:37.760 but guess what
00:46:38.320 in four years
00:46:39.320 from the six years
00:46:40.600 but i would want them at my wedding
00:46:42.620 you're seven
00:46:43.780 you're eight
00:46:44.300 they're gonna try some shit
00:46:45.460 even if it's like
00:46:46.180 you're seven or eight
00:46:47.860 hey
00:46:48.720 chat
00:46:49.840 you know what's up bro
00:46:50.920 hey it's not no
00:46:51.620 it's a cure shit
00:46:52.240 i just don't trust guys
00:46:53.840 it's not weird
00:46:54.640 it's the truth
00:46:55.380 i'm sorry
00:46:56.320 but what do you gain out of having a guy friend
00:46:57.840 there's nothing to gain
00:46:58.900 what do i gain out of having a girlfriend
00:47:01.080 guys are the same thing
00:47:02.460 girls think alike
00:47:03.520 girls are
00:47:04.540 girls are crazy
00:47:05.940 they are crazy
00:47:06.660 but i'd rather you have friends that are girls
00:47:08.320 than friends that are guys
00:47:09.920 okay
00:47:12.660 i'm gonna be honest bro
00:47:13.740 it might be insecure from your guys pov
00:47:15.540 but i'm telling you what i want
00:47:16.980 and that's what i want
00:47:17.680 it's just no disrespect
00:47:18.580 like if that's like how you are
00:47:20.900 that's how you are
00:47:21.520 but i just
00:47:22.020 as a man
00:47:23.200 there's
00:47:23.440 there's no gain in having a guy friend
00:47:25.280 yeah you've gone for six years
00:47:26.120 it's great
00:47:26.640 i'm happy for you
00:47:27.600 have you ever cuddled with them
00:47:28.640 have you ever
00:47:28.960 no
00:47:29.240 okay
00:47:29.580 have you ever hugged them
00:47:30.660 like
00:47:31.160 no
00:47:31.900 not
00:47:32.200 okay but i also
00:47:33.920 i'm like a weird person
00:47:35.160 i don't like hug people
00:47:36.440 okay
00:47:37.340 so i don't like do like physical touch
00:47:39.580 with like anybody
00:47:40.320 like that's like
00:47:41.260 kind of reserved for like my man
00:47:42.900 okay fair enough
00:47:43.800 and so obviously i haven't done that
00:47:45.040 in a long time
00:47:45.520 nobody's gotten a hug in a minute
00:47:46.700 besides my dog
00:47:47.600 she gained a lot from me
00:47:49.740 uh what uh what type of dog you got
00:47:51.640 aww
00:47:55.240 what is that
00:47:56.220 mini golden doodle
00:47:57.300 oh i used to have one of those
00:47:58.560 it was his birthday last month
00:48:00.160 how old is he
00:48:00.860 he's two
00:48:01.780 very cute
00:48:02.540 i used to have one
00:48:03.260 i've been outside for ten minutes
00:48:05.140 just just chill out there for a little bit longer bro damn
00:48:07.480 what else you gonna go do
00:48:08.820 sit down on a chair
00:48:10.320 just bring a chair up here
00:48:11.500 here take this bar stool
00:48:12.680 can i sit right there
00:48:14.240 no
00:48:15.020 you're not gonna cuck
00:48:15.940 i'm gonna cuck
00:48:18.520 just grab that and chill out for a little bit
00:48:20.120 why do you have two pairs of shoes right there
00:48:22.660 i'm just i'm crazy
00:48:24.360 the same pair too
00:48:25.540 i'm crazy
00:48:27.040 i'll tell you what
00:48:27.700 if you're down
00:48:29.120 call your guy friend right now
00:48:30.720 and be like hey
00:48:31.220 i'm in the mood right now
00:48:32.440 i'm no
00:48:32.900 no no listen
00:48:33.780 don't let me say that
00:48:34.320 say just say this
00:48:35.660 say hey
00:48:36.380 i really feel like shit right now
00:48:37.980 can we cuddle
00:48:38.440 please i just want someone to be there for me
00:48:39.820 just say that
00:48:40.340 please
00:48:40.800 and prove my point wrong
00:48:42.080 just call them without
00:48:43.000 go ahead
00:48:43.800 just say cuddle
00:48:45.300 just say cuddle
00:48:46.700 just say cuddle
00:48:50.380 this is gonna prove your point
00:48:51.540 okay
00:48:51.920 say i'm really down bad right now
00:48:58.840 get cancelled
00:49:00.420 hi
00:49:02.300 what up
00:49:05.500 i'm really down bad right now
00:49:07.500 are you down bad
00:49:09.080 uh can we cuddle
00:49:10.680 what
00:49:12.980 see i told you
00:49:14.960 what
00:49:15.660 what
00:49:17.660 hung up
00:49:19.580 don't don't don't
00:49:20.720 don't fold
00:49:21.340 he said what
00:49:21.660 because you have to convince him
00:49:22.740 like say like listen
00:49:23.480 why would i convince him
00:49:24.660 he obviously knew something was up
00:49:26.400 because eventually he's gonna fold
00:49:26.900 i'm telling you
00:49:27.440 do another guy
00:49:27.940 please
00:49:28.300 oh my god
00:49:29.400 don't just give it away
00:49:30.160 that was literal proof
00:49:31.720 bro chat
00:49:32.240 you know what i'm talking about
00:49:33.080 no that's not proof
00:49:33.880 you have to keep going with it
00:49:35.180 he literally goes
00:49:35.700 because you've never done
00:49:36.260 because you've never said it to him before
00:49:37.380 yes
00:49:37.840 because he knows that's not me
00:49:39.240 say this i have to be like
00:49:40.140 please like i actually need someone to cuddle with
00:49:41.940 but why would i be convincing somebody to do something that they don't want to do
00:49:45.180 because
00:49:45.680 sorry
00:49:46.200 that figure was closed
00:49:47.040 sorry sorry sorry
00:49:47.940 it's the fact
00:49:48.940 i want you to try to convince him
00:49:50.420 that's it
00:49:51.040 but why
00:49:51.620 not him
00:49:52.040 because he already knows
00:49:52.720 do another guy
00:49:53.520 why
00:49:54.360 so i can prove my point to you
00:49:55.680 don't just fold instantly like that
00:49:57.380 that doesn't count
00:49:57.920 how do you assume i have another guy friend
00:50:00.400 you folded way too fast
00:50:01.500 you just told me like five of them
00:50:02.960 okay
00:50:04.240 close roommate
00:50:05.460 please do not fold
00:50:07.520 just
00:50:08.000 come on
00:50:08.960 really try to convince him
00:50:10.540 sell it
00:50:11.040 you're a lawyer
00:50:11.460 you don't want to convince him
00:50:12.240 sell like a lawyer
00:50:12.820 come on
00:50:14.720 look at him pick up dude
00:50:16.820 watch him pick up so quick
00:50:17.900 look at this shit
00:50:18.660 well he knew i was here
00:50:20.060 so he was probably worried
00:50:20.960 something went wrong
00:50:21.760 oh
00:50:22.360 damn
00:50:27.160 this is how it be huh
00:50:28.420 you know why it's so good
00:50:29.580 being a pretty girl like yourself
00:50:30.780 and having a guy friend
00:50:31.560 they're like your literal
00:50:33.260 they're like your bitches
00:50:34.640 they're like your
00:50:35.280 no real shit
00:50:36.020 listen to what i say
00:50:36.500 they're like your bitches
00:50:37.060 they'll do anything for you
00:50:37.980 but they don't gotta fuck
00:50:39.260 so they don't get to fuck
00:50:40.380 but they're hoping like
00:50:41.400 they have like a drop of hope
00:50:42.620 in their brain
00:50:43.320 that like maybe one day
00:50:44.280 like you make a move
00:50:45.000 i'm telling you from a guy
00:50:46.000 because i
00:50:46.360 okay can i tell you what i did
00:50:47.520 one time
00:50:47.700 you've played the long game
00:50:48.860 right
00:50:49.420 that's what you're giving right now
00:50:50.980 you're giving somebody
00:50:52.060 who's played the long game
00:50:52.880 i have
00:50:53.280 i just want you to call one guy
00:50:54.900 i did
00:50:55.920 no but like
00:50:56.580 convince him
00:50:57.340 oh my god
00:50:58.240 please
00:50:58.740 one more
00:50:59.560 one more
00:50:59.960 one more
00:51:00.280 i had to
00:51:03.540 i had to literally act gay
00:51:04.880 to fuck a girl
00:51:06.300 yeah that's pretty low
00:51:07.780 yeah
00:51:08.120 that's a red flag
00:51:09.100 she was bad as fuck
00:51:10.200 at the time
00:51:10.680 for me
00:51:11.120 shit
00:51:11.920 yo
00:51:16.300 what's up
00:51:17.300 what's good
00:51:18.620 i'm pretty down bad right now
00:51:20.560 what happened
00:51:22.120 can we cuddle
00:51:23.540 are you here
00:51:25.620 no no
00:51:27.160 i'm
00:51:28.340 i'm coming now
00:51:29.420 wait
00:51:31.540 you're here in orlando though
00:51:32.980 yeah yeah
00:51:33.900 can i
00:51:34.400 can i come over
00:51:35.320 yeah
00:51:36.520 can we cuddle
00:51:37.980 yeah why not
00:51:39.980 how do i
00:51:43.440 say goodbye
00:51:45.660 i don't
00:51:47.020 i don't
00:51:47.600 i don't
00:51:48.720 my friend was trying to prove a point
00:51:51.440 that my guy friends like
00:51:53.220 would fuck if i gave them the chance
00:51:55.600 and i said that you wouldn't
00:51:57.400 man you know god
00:51:58.120 they want to go
00:51:58.640 what does cuddling have to do with fucking
00:52:03.200 man
00:52:04.240 get the fuck out of here
00:52:06.080 i know i'm being dead ass
00:52:07.800 all right
00:52:08.740 listen sebastian
00:52:09.720 what's going on man
00:52:10.300 my name is alex
00:52:10.940 it's nice to meet you bro
00:52:11.680 listen
00:52:12.180 holy shit
00:52:13.020 you sound like a tweaker
00:52:13.860 what's going on
00:52:14.500 yeah bro
00:52:15.100 um
00:52:15.880 i'm just pretending to say that
00:52:17.200 no uh
00:52:17.740 bro listen
00:52:18.460 i'm not coming at you
00:52:19.720 i'm just proving a point bro
00:52:20.660 that's all
00:52:21.500 no i would
00:52:22.260 i would have fucked
00:52:22.980 but like cuddling is different
00:52:24.100 like i cuddle
00:52:24.760 i cuddle my homegirls all the time
00:52:26.080 you know fuck
00:52:26.740 oh god sebastian
00:52:28.360 you're not proving my point
00:52:29.060 i love you so much
00:52:29.760 goodbye
00:52:30.080 what does cuddling lead to
00:52:36.060 come on
00:52:36.680 you're a smart young girl
00:52:37.780 what does cuddling lead to
00:52:38.820 come on
00:52:39.740 tell her to call me next please
00:52:40.960 stop it
00:52:41.420 stop
00:52:41.900 what does cuddling lead to
00:52:43.700 you
00:52:44.420 all it takes is your ass
00:52:46.000 to just pooed against his peepee
00:52:47.220 just one time
00:52:48.160 that's it
00:52:48.860 one fucking time
00:52:50.460 am i right chat
00:52:51.720 am i right
00:52:52.400 now listen
00:52:53.260 i'm not judging you
00:52:54.140 because you're not in a relationship
00:52:55.300 but when you were with that guy
00:52:56.160 for four years
00:52:56.640 you're telling me you had guy friends
00:52:57.440 yeah
00:52:58.420 was he ever pissed off about that
00:53:00.960 or no
00:53:01.220 no
00:53:01.440 okay
00:53:01.900 he had girlfriends though
00:53:03.760 see
00:53:04.480 but i didn't care
00:53:05.340 and honestly
00:53:06.820 none of his girlfriends
00:53:07.860 ever tried anything
00:53:08.620 so
00:53:09.500 okay
00:53:10.580 it was actually
00:53:11.440 that was not one of our problems
00:53:13.000 okay
00:53:14.280 i just
00:53:14.920 i just want you to see my POV on that
00:53:16.540 i just
00:53:16.920 i understand
00:53:17.940 i trust you
00:53:18.700 i don't trust the guy
00:53:19.480 you have to also understand
00:53:20.400 that you literally just asked me
00:53:21.760 to set them up for that
00:53:22.960 listen to what you're saying
00:53:24.920 you're defending them
00:53:25.500 which is great
00:53:25.980 because you're their friend
00:53:26.640 listen to what you just said
00:53:27.520 come on
00:53:27.900 if you were drunk as fuck
00:53:29.620 and be like
00:53:29.840 hey sebastian
00:53:30.640 i'm really down bad right now
00:53:31.860 i want to cuddle
00:53:32.340 guess what
00:53:33.480 he's saying
00:53:33.980 yeah you just said it like that
00:53:34.740 snap a finger
00:53:35.320 don't be in denial
00:53:36.720 i know you know
00:53:37.340 come on
00:53:37.720 you know
00:53:38.060 you're just smart
00:53:39.060 you're playing the game
00:53:39.760 it's great
00:53:40.140 i'm not playing any game
00:53:41.200 man
00:53:41.700 come on
00:53:42.140 i genuinely love these people
00:53:43.600 it doesn't matter
00:53:44.480 if you put them in a
00:53:45.040 like that's great
00:53:45.720 i'm really happy you love them
00:53:46.880 that's great
00:53:47.440 i'm like
00:53:47.880 whatever you guys have
00:53:48.560 that's amazing
00:53:49.400 but bro like
00:53:50.700 i don't know
00:53:52.680 i just
00:53:53.160 okay
00:53:53.960 honestly i understand