Adin Live - i almost lost my eyesight...

00:00:00.000 that so look bro i'm gonna tell y'all right now straight up how it is i woke up my this

00:00:03.520 eye is hurting so fucking bad but it's because i was the person at the surgery appointment that

00:00:08.060 like really like all right i'm on my way right now to get my laser eye surgery done uh i think

00:00:17.000 that they say that you know you get 420 vision it takes 10 minutes i'm kind of nervous because

00:00:21.340 you know if they make one minor error i can go blinded so i'm kind of nervous right now uh i

00:00:26.160 don't really want to go blinded you know if i go blinded that's just gonna really show who's really

00:00:29.360 my real friends and if my girlfriend still saves me to see if they really me when i'm handicapped

00:00:34.500 you know what i mean but now let's hope i'm not fucking uh you know let's hope i'm not fucking

00:00:38.220 handicapped after this but if i am there's nothing wrong with that um where are you still gonna be

00:00:44.820 my friend if i'm blind yes sir always what about you luca damn oh my god we almost got a car accident

00:00:52.660 my life just flashed before my eyes anyways that's very ironic anyways uh we're gonna go

00:01:08.020 right now all right walking down right now to get my surgery now my heart's starting to beat fast i'm

00:01:13.120 starting to get anxiety uh i don't really fuck bro they say it's like a five to ten minute process but

00:01:20.040 i'm just very nervous right now um actually can we just go back i don't even know if i want to do

00:01:23.700 it actually i'm making for real what no bro i don't even know if i want to do it bro really

00:01:28.220 dude if they like i can go fucking blind from this shit i'm just kidding guys i just really want to do

00:01:33.480 this i don't know if you guys heard it who's you record for me while i'm getting it done

00:01:39.220 fuck dude what if like one little like i don't know if they let me record what if you actually

00:01:46.000 hit the flashlight button and it blinds me that'd be fucked um all right we're already at nine come

00:01:52.640 on let's get it all right bro i'm in the bathroom right now look at this check out this view right

00:01:56.680 here but look i'm about to go on right now and just get the shit going bring up my name tag right

00:02:00.140 here shit some instructions but here we go bro i'm about to like actually go on and just get my

00:02:04.420 shit done let's do it 2020 pre-2020 fuck you sorry i already got 2020 visit fuck you just pop a xanny

00:02:13.720 i'm on a xanny right now let's try to relax they gave me a xanny xanax

00:02:20.840 i can't open them no not right now

00:02:34.420 all right so i had to go to the bathroom again i can't see anything this time

00:02:40.600 fuck yeah i'm being honest with you guys right now bro my xanny's kicked in do not do xanny's

00:02:48.900 because bro i think the xanny's made it worse i feel like hella like weird now that's good though

00:02:53.980 no i have anxiety now bro like and then he's like morgan's anxious i think

00:02:58.660 no you're straight bro

00:03:00.160 they do the they do this shit they do they literally do this shit for a living yeah

00:03:06.700 that's what they fucking do every day

00:03:10.160 they fucking shoot fucking laser in your eye for 10 seconds and you're dumb

00:03:14.740 the rest of your life 2020

00:03:16.300 really yeah is it set then yeah you're good fuck all right well we better go in there

00:03:22.540 uh i had to take a shit i think the shit went back up to my stomach

00:03:26.080 yeah i'll try again man who's gonna say it here let me come with you guys come with

00:03:31.040 i'm gonna have you sit about halfway up swing your feet up but don't lay back there okay okay

00:03:57.900 it's like sit up yeah just sit up and then i don't know if you guys are wanting to record

00:04:02.980 just like the screen just a second okay

00:04:04.800 and once you're finished i'll bring it up

00:04:06.280 all right

00:04:06.720 there we go a little nervous man a little nervous

00:04:12.540 all right go ahead and uh start your way back here

00:04:16.120 all right go ahead and look up at another drop for you

00:04:18.720 just a 7 drop

00:04:20.140 it's a little like no

00:04:27.340 no you gotta let it just roll right off

00:04:29.920 yeah i feel you

00:04:30.520 go ahead and look up

00:04:31.580 there you go

00:04:34.080 yeah you look at the blinking orange light

00:04:36.980 wait a few times

00:04:37.980 good

00:04:38.980 when you feel you touching around your eye

00:04:43.240 and feel some pressure over the eye

00:04:46.100 look at the light

00:04:48.880 good

00:04:49.960 try not to squeeze you're doing fantastic

00:04:52.500 your vision's gonna go blurred don't feel modified at all

00:04:55.380 so pain is a little relative so we're gonna call it pressure and not pain okay

00:05:06.020 so it's gonna be pressure so i want you to take a deep breath and i want you to relax your body

00:05:11.960 i notice your toes were like flexed up so i want you to relax your toes

00:05:17.420 open both legs and don't squeeze

00:05:19.980 you're gonna feel pressure

00:05:22.020 try not to squeeze

00:05:24.600 all right so when you squeeze your other eye

00:05:28.320 what it does it makes this eye line go under your eyelid

00:05:32.360 and you can have that

00:05:34.160 so please a charm right there is a charm

00:05:36.440 there are times a charm so

00:05:38.280 i want you to really try your best not to squeeze

00:05:41.960 you're going to feel pressure

00:05:48.440 try not to squeeze

00:05:54.920 look down a little bit

00:05:58.600 look at the light

00:06:00.920 look at the light

00:06:02.920 i want you to be like

00:06:32.060 All right, so we just did your laissez.

00:06:59.820 It's been second since you were done.

00:07:02.340 You want to lift up your head and tell us what time it is on the wall?

00:07:05.400 7.50.

00:07:06.200 I'm just kidding.

00:07:07.320 4.36.

00:07:08.980 Nice.

00:07:09.500 Can you see the second?

00:07:10.400 It is.

00:07:11.100 40.

00:07:11.660 Yes.

00:07:12.060 What?

00:07:12.300 Good job.

00:07:13.220 All right.

00:07:13.460 Hey, guys.

00:07:13.980 So, I made it.

00:07:16.040 I'm going to have to go home and take a four-hour nap, they said.

00:07:19.980 But do I look comp with these glasses?

00:07:21.920 Yeah.

00:07:23.260 It is Wednesday, my dudes.

00:07:25.700 But, yeah.

00:07:26.380 I'm going to go home and just let you know.

00:07:27.980 Yo, it was good chat.

00:07:29.140 So, look, bro.

00:07:29.820 I'm going to tell y'all right now, straight up how it is.

00:07:31.380 I woke up.

00:07:32.060 This eye is hurting so fucking bad.

00:07:33.920 But it's because I was a person at the surgery appointment that, like, really, like, it took

00:07:39.240 a long time to get the little eyeglass thingy in to fix my, repair my lenses and shit, whatever.

00:07:44.060 But y'all tell me how I look, bro.

00:07:45.400 You know what I'm saying?

00:07:46.120 Tell me how I look.

00:07:46.820 Like, to be honest, I don't feel that good in this eye.

00:07:50.520 I was just out there tonight.

00:07:54.000 Does Andy put me to sleep?

00:07:55.140 And I took some melatonin because they told me to close my eyes for six hours.

00:07:58.000 Woke up.

00:07:58.440 Looked like this.

00:07:59.260 Tell me how I look, yo.

00:08:00.140 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:03.400 Thank you.

Adin Live - October 17, 2021

i almost lost my eyesight...

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