Adin Live - January 06, 2024


I Bought Kai Cenat His Dream Car


Episode Stats

Length

10 minutes

Words per Minute

231.23656

Word Count

2,474

Sentence Count

374

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

11


Summary

On today's episode, the brother and sister duo of the sit down and talk about the craziest birthday gift they got to their brother, Kai. They talk about what they got him, and how they feel about it.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 All right, nobody make fun of me today,
00:00:01.320 but I got a small jet today, all right?
00:00:02.760 Nobody make fun of me.
00:00:03.600 I'm gonna give this to Kai,
00:00:04.720 come right back to Miami streaming.
00:00:07.480 I'm not gonna get off, but God damn,
00:00:09.320 this is a small jet.
00:00:10.400 Yo, Manon, bro.
00:00:11.240 I swear to God, I'm gonna send you this clip.
00:00:12.360 Get me?
00:00:13.200 I'm a nicer jet next time, bro.
00:00:14.080 I think Kai's gonna be surprised.
00:00:15.600 He knows about the car,
00:00:16.600 but he doesn't know about something else I got him.
00:00:17.920 You guys got it, right?
00:00:18.760 Oh, yeah.
00:00:19.600 What?
00:00:20.440 Oh, nothing.
00:00:21.320 Hey, Kai, I got you, bro.
00:00:22.520 Time P said that you guys,
00:00:24.200 you couldn't get this?
00:00:25.040 Could you get your hands on this?
00:00:25.880 I had to get my hands on it to get to you.
00:00:30.360 We just landed to Atlanta,
00:00:31.200 about to get off, about to go on the Sprinter,
00:00:32.680 pick up Kai's assistant,
00:00:33.720 and then go straight to the A&P house.
00:00:35.240 That's a nice Sprinter.
00:00:36.080 Bro, that's actually like the nicest Sprinter
00:00:37.200 I've ever been in, I'm not even joking.
00:00:38.240 The only reason why I'm even doing this is because,
00:00:39.960 number one, yeah, I love Kai, right?
00:00:41.840 I'm about my guy for way back now.
00:00:43.320 But, you know, a couple years ago,
00:00:45.280 or it was last year, his last birthday,
00:00:46.760 I took him to the jewelry store, I got him a nice watch.
00:00:48.880 My birthday just passed, you know, he got me two.
00:00:50.880 So I'm like, all right, Kai, you know,
00:00:52.600 you wanna play games, I'm gonna play games.
00:00:54.000 So now we got him a nice little whip,
00:00:55.600 and we got him an RM.
00:00:56.840 So my next birthday, Kai, you gotta give me a house.
00:00:58.880 I'm gonna call Duke and Phantom,
00:01:00.080 let him know that I'm in Atlanta.
00:01:01.280 Hopefully they're both at the A&P house,
00:01:02.640 we're gonna see right now.
00:01:04.200 No way, he doesn't answer me, bro.
00:01:05.520 This is fucking insane.
00:01:06.600 Duke usually won't answer,
00:01:07.960 but then he'll come back like five minutes later,
00:01:09.560 it's insane, with a big smile on his face.
00:01:12.560 Whatever, Duke.
00:01:13.360 Fucking weird ass kid.
00:01:14.520 Can you call Phantom real quick?
00:01:17.880 Yeah, this is fucking insane, I'm not gonna lie.
00:01:19.600 What the fuck is this?
00:01:20.600 Dookies call me.
00:01:22.320 Dookie!
00:01:24.000 Hey, what are you doing?
00:01:25.440 I'm driving to Atlanta.
00:01:26.480 You're driving to Atlanta?
00:01:27.760 I live in South Carolina, it's only an hour and 30.
00:01:29.840 I'm gonna see you, I'm in Atlanta,
00:01:30.880 I'm surprising Kai with his birthday gig.
00:01:32.600 When are you gonna be here?
00:01:33.440 Today.
00:01:34.040 An hour?
00:01:34.880 I'm gonna see you then, I'm gonna be at the house.
00:01:36.680 Can't wait to see you.
00:01:40.360 All right, bro, whatever, bro.
00:01:41.480 He's so weird, but like he smirked.
00:01:43.120 You sure you want me to buy it?
00:01:44.000 Yeah.
00:01:44.840 All right, what's your price?
00:01:45.680 I paid 19, bro, give me less because I used it.
00:01:47.560 Nah, I'll give you 19, it's a great deal.
00:01:49.120 What's up, what's up?
00:01:50.400 Yo, I just bought this new bag, changes colors.
00:01:52.620 What do you think, I bought it for $19,000.
00:01:54.460 Did you get that shit on fucking Alibaba?
00:01:56.580 No, I bought it from him.
00:01:57.660 Oh my God, it's so hard.
00:01:58.820 20,000 for that?
00:01:59.860 Is that a stupid purchase?
00:02:00.780 Chat, let me know right now.
00:02:01.620 Hey, how you doing?
00:02:02.460 You good?
00:02:03.300 Good, good, good, good, good.
00:02:04.300 All right, he has no idea?
00:02:05.700 No.
00:02:06.540 Let's go, it's gonna be fun.
00:02:07.380 Trackhawk Jeep.
00:02:08.620 Gosh, oh my God, that engine is crazy.
00:02:10.540 Yo, Kai, it's about to be crazy, bro.
00:02:11.980 And I just woke up too, I'm tired.
00:02:13.860 You know what I'm saying, but I got you, bro.
00:02:18.660 All right, Kai, I'm about to come scare you right now.
00:02:20.380 All right, man, it's about to be very exciting.
00:02:22.260 Kai, you should really just put this car in New York.
00:02:23.620 Leave this at your mom's house and you're good
00:02:25.140 because you don't gotta drive this car around Atlanta, bro.
00:02:27.660 Especially these roads.
00:02:28.580 Bro, this car's making me have to pee, bro.
00:02:29.940 Have you ever been here before?
00:02:30.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:31.740 Like you've done this?
00:02:32.660 Nope.
00:02:33.500 Oh, well, there you go.
00:02:34.340 It's my first time doing NDA.
00:02:35.180 No, I put Kai onto this, trust me.
00:02:37.740 How long have you guys been doing the NDAs for?
00:02:39.260 A while.
00:02:40.180 That's good, there's just so many weirdos.
00:02:41.340 You have to.
00:02:42.180 What's up, man?
00:02:43.020 Hey, man.
00:02:43.860 Hey, man.
00:02:44.980 Oh my, give me yours, man.
00:02:46.260 What's up, bro?
00:02:47.100 Duh.
00:02:48.020 Bro, you need the streams, bro.
00:02:49.540 You wanna win?
00:02:50.300 I would, I just ate.
00:02:51.140 I'm on my healthy shit right now.
00:02:52.260 Okay.
00:02:53.100 Yeah, I saw you lose some weight, man.
00:02:54.220 Locked in.
00:02:55.060 Yeah, me too, bro.
00:02:55.900 How many days a week?
00:02:56.500 Every day.
00:02:57.500 Even on days I'm out working on muscles,
00:02:58.980 like my rest days, I'm doing like cardio days.
00:03:00.580 I'm locked in, bro.
00:03:01.420 Damn.
00:03:02.260 I got Kai a car.
00:03:03.100 A car?
00:03:03.700 I'm a track hawk.
00:03:04.540 Damn, man.
00:03:05.380 And I got him a watch.
00:03:06.220 Can you give me a bike one day?
00:03:07.140 If you're consistent for the streaming, I got you.
00:03:09.020 Promise.
00:03:09.540 Thank you, man.
00:03:10.100 I got you.
00:03:10.940 I got you in a bit.
00:03:11.940 I'm scared.
00:03:12.940 FBI open up.
00:03:13.940 Oh!
00:03:14.940 What the fuck?
00:03:15.940 Kai, baby.
00:03:16.940 Help!
00:03:17.940 Come here, guys.
00:03:18.940 Who?
00:03:19.940 Who was it?
00:03:20.940 It's me.
00:03:21.940 It's me.
00:03:22.940 It's me.
00:03:23.940 It's me.
00:03:24.940 It's me.
00:03:25.940 What the fuck are you doing here, you weirdo?
00:03:26.940 Ew.
00:03:27.940 You stink, bro.
00:03:28.940 No, bro.
00:03:29.940 It's good.
00:03:30.940 Ew.
00:03:31.940 It's good.
00:03:32.940 It's good.
00:03:33.940 It's good.
00:03:34.940 It's good.
00:03:35.940 It's good.
00:03:36.940 It's good.
00:03:37.940 It's good.
00:03:38.940 It's good.
00:03:39.940 Thank you.
00:03:40.940 I'm here today.
00:03:41.940 I think I know you're here today, bro.
00:03:42.940 Why?
00:03:43.940 Just to come visit a young nigga like that.
00:03:45.940 Yes, sir!
00:03:46.940 Yo, bro, you haven't been here since.
00:03:48.940 Last year.
00:03:49.940 December of 2020, 2022.
00:03:50.940 No.
00:03:51.940 Yeah.
00:03:52.940 2022?
00:03:53.940 That was the last time we did it.
00:03:54.940 Remember, we did it right here.
00:03:55.940 Really?
00:03:56.940 Damn, bro.
00:03:57.940 We did it right here.
00:03:58.940 Oh, God, you do.
00:03:59.940 Damn, we put on some videos.
00:04:00.940 Yeah, yeah, put it on real quick.
00:04:01.940 We better get taller than you, bro!
00:04:02.940 Wait, no, you're wearing slop.
00:04:03.940 Valencia, bro.
00:04:04.940 Yeah, bro!
00:04:05.940 No, no, stop.
00:04:06.940 On my life, I'm taller than you, bro.
00:04:07.940 No, you're not, bro.
00:04:08.940 It's my birthday.
00:04:09.940 And I was going to do it.
00:04:10.940 20?
00:04:11.940 No, wait, I was 20.
00:04:12.940 It's late.
00:04:13.940 26 to...
00:04:14.940 Yeah, that's 20, bro.
00:04:15.940 So, I'll explain it, bro.
00:04:16.940 I didn't get you a car.
00:04:17.940 And the reason why I couldn't get you the car is because it took too long.
00:04:18.940 They kept delaying.
00:04:19.940 He got me a house!
00:04:20.940 Yes!
00:04:21.940 I didn't get you a house.
00:04:22.940 I'm going to have you close your eyes and turn around.
00:04:24.940 Wait, so it's here?
00:04:25.940 Yeah.
00:04:26.940 Oh, God.
00:04:27.940 It's in this bag.
00:04:28.940 Oh, God, it's in that bag.
00:04:29.940 Yeah, it's in this bag.
00:04:30.940 So, you got the gifts in here.
00:04:31.940 It's in that bag.
00:04:32.940 But I need you to...
00:04:33.940 Yup.
00:04:34.940 Okay, close your eyes.
00:04:35.940 Do not peek.
00:04:36.940 I actually don't peek, bro.
00:04:37.940 All right.
00:04:38.940 So, Kai, what's another word for dick?
00:04:40.940 I think a penis.
00:04:41.940 Yeah, but another word.
00:04:42.940 Like, what's like a man's name that, like, is like, dick?
00:04:44.940 It's a nickname for dick.
00:04:45.940 Johnson?
00:04:46.940 Motherfucker, Richard.
00:04:47.940 Have you ever heard that?
00:04:48.940 Like, Richard?
00:04:49.940 No fucking way!
00:04:50.940 Yeah, no fucking way!
00:04:52.940 You're lying!
00:04:53.940 Turn around, Kai!
00:04:54.940 You're lying!
00:04:55.940 Richard Millie!
00:04:57.940 You're lying!
00:04:58.940 You're lying!
00:04:59.940 You're lying!
00:05:00.940 You're lying!
00:05:01.940 You're lying!
00:05:02.940 You're lying!
00:05:03.940 You're lying!
00:05:04.940 You're lying!
00:05:05.940 Don't do this shit, bro!
00:05:06.940 Hold on, hold on.
00:05:07.940 You haven't even seen it yet, bro!
00:05:08.940 Woo!
00:05:09.940 This is it right here.
00:05:10.940 All right.
00:05:11.940 Open it up.
00:05:12.940 Woo!
00:05:13.940 Ah!
00:05:14.940 Ah!
00:05:15.940 Ah!
00:05:16.940 R.M!
00:05:17.940 Oh my fucking gosh!
00:05:22.940 My dog, man!
00:05:24.940 You know what's crazy?
00:05:25.940 Watches are literally, like, the best thing I can ask for right now, bro.
00:05:28.940 It is.
00:05:29.940 For you to get me one of the top ones.
00:05:30.940 That's your first Richard, right?
00:05:31.940 That's my first.
00:05:32.940 I don't have one.
00:05:33.940 You were on the phone two days ago about, he loves APs, but I said, I gotta get your Richard.
00:05:35.940 Oh, the Richie.
00:05:36.940 You don't know how to do it, do you?
00:05:37.940 This way?
00:05:38.940 This way?
00:05:39.940 Yup.
00:05:40.940 Mm-hmm.
00:05:41.940 Put it in this hole.
00:05:42.940 Okay.
00:05:43.940 It's in the hole.
00:05:44.940 Tight.
00:05:45.940 Take it in.
00:05:46.940 Oh, it's in?
00:05:47.940 Okay.
00:05:48.940 It's a little bit tight, sorry.
00:05:49.940 Push it up.
00:05:50.940 Push it up.
00:05:51.940 Push it up.
00:05:52.940 Okay.
00:05:53.940 Just put it in the hole.
00:05:54.940 Yeah, yeah.
00:05:55.940 Hi!
00:05:56.940 Yes!
00:05:57.940 That's so hard.
00:05:58.940 Yes!
00:05:59.940 Hi, baby!
00:06:00.940 Oh, that's so hard.
00:06:01.940 Hey, put up the seat, bro.
00:06:02.940 Pull up the seat!
00:06:03.940 Wait, what are you eating?
00:06:04.940 Chicken, rice, and beans.
00:06:05.940 Oh, okay, okay, okay.
00:06:06.940 That stream is so good.
00:06:07.940 I want to say one thing.
00:06:08.940 You know, on my birthday, man, I was not doing good mentally.
00:06:11.940 You know, I was very fat.
00:06:12.940 Bro, I was really going through it, and you pulled up on me at a really hard time, and I
00:06:15.940 didn't really know you were going to come, and that shit really, like, really, really
00:06:18.940 meant a lot to me, bro.
00:06:19.940 I know, I know.
00:06:20.940 There's no way I was going to miss your birthday.
00:06:21.940 I feel bad I missed yours.
00:06:22.940 No, no, no.
00:06:23.940 It's fine, bro.
00:06:24.940 But, I'm going to do something really special, and I'm going to start playing it a year in
00:06:26.940 advance.
00:06:27.940 I'm telling you.
00:06:28.940 What do you do every day?
00:06:29.940 Tell me this.
00:06:30.940 You go to sleep.
00:06:31.940 Okay.
00:06:32.940 I watch speed.
00:06:33.940 Speed is in my, like-
00:06:34.940 Yeah, because he streams in the daytime.
00:06:35.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:36.940 Then, I go over here, and I try to clean up a little bit.
00:06:39.940 Then, I type in my bathroom.
00:06:40.940 It's hot as fuck in here.
00:06:41.940 Dude, why is it so hot in here?
00:06:42.940 Because I'm a-
00:06:43.940 Oh, he's a cute-
00:06:44.940 Bro, stop!
00:06:45.940 You're-
00:06:46.940 That's cute!
00:06:47.940 Why are you showing up my smile for my-
00:06:49.940 It's cute!
00:06:50.940 It's cute!
00:06:51.940 It's-
00:06:52.940 Bro, but it's cute.
00:06:53.940 Come on.
00:06:54.940 You know it's adorable, Kai.
00:06:56.940 Bro, stop!
00:06:58.940 Damn, now, your hygiene's good as fuck.
00:06:59.940 I don't do any of this shit, Kai.
00:07:00.940 I've never seen nobody in my closet.
00:07:01.940 I go to my closet and try to find what to wear and shit.
00:07:04.940 Man, I'm the same way.
00:07:05.940 My closet got exposed from a girl dancing in my-
00:07:07.940 Uh, my closet.
00:07:08.940 Oh, yeah, you saw it.
00:07:09.940 Yeah.
00:07:10.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:07:11.940 Man, you know, you know, you know.
00:07:12.940 So, that's your girlfriend.
00:07:13.940 Just say you see a girlfriend, bro.
00:07:14.940 Not yet, not yet.
00:07:15.940 We're working on it.
00:07:16.940 Not yet!
00:07:17.940 I like her, but she doesn't like me.
00:07:18.940 Did y'all do anything sexual yet?
00:07:19.940 Nope, I haven't, bro.
00:07:20.940 She didn't grab your dick not one time.
00:07:21.940 No.
00:07:22.940 She didn't grab my dick not one time, Kai.
00:07:23.940 Got a kiss on the lips.
00:07:24.940 Huh?
00:07:25.940 Huh?
00:07:26.940 Nah.
00:07:27.940 I got a fish.
00:07:28.940 I got a new fish.
00:07:29.940 Wanna feed him?
00:07:30.940 Where's your fish at?
00:07:31.940 Right here.
00:07:32.940 Why is the water orange, bro?
00:07:33.940 Because of the rocks.
00:07:34.940 Nah, you're trying to kill him.
00:07:35.940 Nah, nah, nah.
00:07:36.940 You're weird.
00:07:37.940 Bro, it's the reflection, bro.
00:07:38.940 Why is the ocean blue?
00:07:39.940 Because the water's blue.
00:07:40.940 No.
00:07:41.940 It's the reflection of the sky.
00:07:42.940 No, what?
00:07:43.940 Oh, wait.
00:07:44.940 Ew, it smells like pussy.
00:07:45.940 Bro, don't talk about Mr. Kinkobine like that, bro.
00:07:46.940 Kinkobine?
00:07:47.940 What's his name?
00:07:48.940 What's his name?
00:07:49.940 Kinkobine.
00:07:50.940 Kinkobine?
00:07:51.940 Yes.
00:07:52.940 Do you know who that is?
00:07:53.940 Kinkobine.
00:07:54.940 Kinkobine.
00:07:55.940 Bro.
00:07:56.940 Come on, bro.
00:07:57.940 Cold as shit.
00:07:58.940 Oh, this court is nice, Kyle.
00:07:59.940 Yes, bro.
00:08:00.940 Remember when I beat you in a one-on-one?
00:08:01.940 I'm training in basketball right now.
00:08:02.940 Good, because guess what?
00:08:03.940 So am I.
00:08:04.940 For what?
00:08:05.940 So we can play again this year for money.
00:08:06.940 Bro, all you do is dick.
00:08:07.940 Okay, we can play at the end of the year.
00:08:08.940 I won't push you up.
00:08:09.940 This is like a nine-foot hoop.
00:08:10.940 Yeah, that's why I train on, bro.
00:08:11.940 What?
00:08:12.940 It's not ten foot.
00:08:13.940 I'm trying to go to the A.
00:08:14.940 The A?
00:08:15.940 Yeah, the NBA.
00:08:16.940 It's okay.
00:08:17.940 No, Kyle, it's the wind because it's cold.
00:08:18.940 Yeah, it's the wind.
00:08:19.940 It's the wind.
00:08:20.940 One more.
00:08:21.940 One more.
00:08:22.940 One more.
00:08:23.940 One more.
00:08:24.940 Now it's too low.
00:08:25.940 Now it's too low.
00:08:26.940 Okay, my bad, my bad.
00:08:27.940 I got a mini.
00:08:28.940 Go.
00:08:29.940 There it is.
00:08:30.940 Come on now.
00:08:31.940 Come on now.
00:08:32.940 Okay, Kyle, wait.
00:08:33.940 What?
00:08:34.940 Stop.
00:08:35.940 I did something.
00:08:36.940 What?
00:08:37.940 We're about to see it.
00:08:38.940 Did what?
00:08:39.940 I did get your car too.
00:08:40.940 I got you the richer than the car.
00:08:41.940 I'm lying.
00:08:42.940 But look, listen.
00:08:43.940 Bro.
00:08:44.940 Because I felt bad that I was late.
00:08:45.940 I was like, dude, the car took-
00:08:46.940 Bro, stop lying to me, bro.
00:08:47.940 I swear to God.
00:08:48.940 Why did you do that?
00:08:49.940 Because I was late.
00:08:50.940 Bro, you can't do that, bro.
00:08:52.940 You got me a car and a Richard Mille?
00:08:53.940 It's a nice car.
00:08:56.940 No.
00:08:57.940 Oh, God.
00:08:58.940 No, no, no, no.
00:08:59.940 Okay, sorry.
00:09:00.940 Bro, what the fuck are you doing, bro?
00:09:01.940 I thought we was doing like one thing and then-
00:09:03.940 I know.
00:09:04.940 Why did you lie?
00:09:05.940 I didn't lie.
00:09:06.940 I just didn't tell you.
00:09:07.940 What car did you get me?
00:09:08.940 Come on.
00:09:09.940 Now, do you know what all the rappers drive?
00:09:10.940 Yes.
00:09:11.940 You see it?
00:09:12.940 What is that?
00:09:13.940 It's a trap, Kyle.
00:09:14.940 Jeep.
00:09:15.940 You got me a trap-
00:09:16.940 That's crazy.
00:09:17.940 What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
00:09:21.940 What the fuck?
00:09:23.940 I'm literally about to get robbed.
00:09:25.940 Yo, bro.
00:09:27.940 A trackie.
00:09:28.940 All yours.
00:09:29.940 Bro, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
00:09:31.940 It's all yours, bro.
00:09:34.940 Yo, what the fuck?
00:09:36.940 And you got a little baby playing too.
00:09:37.940 So I have the AMG.
00:09:38.940 AMG.
00:09:39.940 Trackie.
00:09:40.940 The yours.
00:09:41.940 The trackie.
00:09:42.940 The heli.
00:09:43.940 And I got an Escalade in New York.
00:09:44.940 I got a Cadillac.
00:09:45.940 Five cars.
00:09:46.940 And how old are you?
00:09:47.940 I'm 22.
00:09:48.940 God is good.
00:09:49.940 God is great, bro.
00:09:50.940 What color is I rapping?
00:09:51.940 I'm basing it off your color.
00:09:52.940 Black?
00:09:53.940 You got to go a certain black then.
00:09:54.940 Satin black.
00:09:55.940 That black.
00:09:56.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:57.940 That's the one.
00:09:58.940 That's the one.
00:09:59.940 I'm here real quick.
00:10:00.940 There's no system in this shit, bro.
00:10:01.940 I've never seen this before.
00:10:02.940 Bro.
00:10:04.940 Bro.
00:10:05.940 Bro, what is wrong with you?
00:10:07.940 You fucking demon.
00:10:10.940 Let's go.
00:10:12.940 Yo.
00:10:13.940 Bro, this is not real at all.
00:10:15.940 I love you, bro.
00:10:16.940 I love you, bro.
00:10:17.940 What the fuck is going on?
00:10:18.940 But you know that your birthday is going to be crazy now.
00:10:20.940 You're going to buy me a house?
00:10:21.940 I'm kidding.
00:10:22.940 Bro, his birthday is going to be crazy.
00:10:23.940 Let's grind hard this year.
00:10:24.940 Let's grind hard.
00:10:25.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:26.940 It's so good because our shit is at the end of the year.
00:10:27.940 So that we like.
00:10:28.940 Grind, grind, grind.
00:10:29.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:30.940 Just make it happen, bro.
00:10:31.940 Exactly.
00:10:32.940 What the fuck?
00:10:33.940 Bro, this is a good fucking dude right now, bro.
00:10:34.940 Always giving away.
00:10:35.940 Always doing the right thing, bro.
00:10:36.940 I fucking love you, bro.
00:10:38.940 My guy right here, bro.
00:10:39.940 My guy.
00:10:40.940 Yes, sir.