Adin Live - January 07, 2024


i think i’m falling in love.. 🥰


Episode Stats


Length

27 minutes

Words per minute

134.10608

Word count

3,737

Sentence count

702

Harmful content

Misogyny

37

sentences flagged

Toxicity

263

sentences flagged

Hate speech

17

sentences flagged


Summary

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Aiden and Demi's first date turns into a night of drunken debauchery. Aiden and his dad have a heart-to-heart conversation about Aiden's sexuality, and how he could be a good father to his future daughter in law.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 It was just like a little, uh, gaming date you guys are doing?
00:00:03.340 Yeah.
00:00:04.100 Yeah, you're his dad, so I'm meeting his dad.
00:00:07.740 Yep.
00:00:08.200 Oh, wow.
00:00:10.000 Cool, thanks, guys.
00:00:10.940 Appreciate the, uh, I mean, thank you.
00:00:13.040 Thank you.
00:00:13.720 Um, have him home by nine, please.
00:00:16.080 Um, son, you know what I tell you about women, right? 1.00
00:00:19.520 Yeah.
00:00:19.840 Father-in-law.
00:00:20.860 Actually, never by law, because he's never going to get legally married.
00:00:24.620 No, I never said that.
00:00:26.920 You always say that.
00:00:28.160 Yes, literally, you said.
00:00:30.000 Well, if you are the one, and I truly, intuitionally know, then we'll never know.
00:00:36.140 Are you laced?
00:00:37.900 Son, sign the papers.
00:00:39.520 Bro, bro, Pops, I already made her sign 50% of her life away to me. 1.00
00:00:44.740 Yeah, listen, uh, make sure to get a prenup.
00:00:48.880 Three of them, in each state.
00:00:50.980 Okay.
00:00:52.540 And we're going to need to get her in some cooking classes. 1.00
00:00:54.440 Wait, the fact that you know that you have to get them in each state is crazy, because I dead did not know that.
00:01:00.000 I made that up.
00:01:01.380 Oh.
00:01:02.020 Dude, why are there so many people here, bro?
00:01:06.680 Oh, I got a score.
00:01:07.540 I got a score.
00:01:07.880 I just thought of something funny, and I can't say it.
00:01:10.240 Wait, I'll actually message you it.
00:01:11.880 All right.
00:01:12.200 Aiden likes men.
00:01:21.320 No, Aiden's so confident in his sexuality that he could like men, and it still wouldn't matter.
00:01:26.580 Demi, look, I got you a present.
00:01:28.140 That gold gun right there.
00:01:29.100 Would you text me?
00:01:29.620 Actually, I'm not going to say it.
00:01:31.380 No, come on. 0.85
00:01:32.080 Don't do that.
00:01:33.200 Yeah, you got to say it.
00:01:34.380 I literally can't.
00:01:35.520 I will.
00:01:36.040 You're going to see me weird, bro.
00:01:37.900 No, I won't.
00:01:38.340 I swear to God, I won't.
00:01:39.320 We give you permission.
00:01:40.720 We give you permission.
00:01:41.360 Bro, Demi, you literally know I'm literally a weirdo, bro.
00:01:43.600 Just send it.
00:01:44.060 Nothing shocks me.
00:01:45.020 Nothing phased me.
00:01:45.760 Nothing bothers me.
00:01:46.440 Just say it.
00:01:46.880 Just say it out loud, honestly.
00:01:48.020 Don't mean text it.
00:01:48.600 Just say it.
00:01:50.060 No, I...
00:01:50.700 Yo, bro, bro, bro.
00:01:53.480 Wait.
00:01:55.620 What?
00:01:56.040 I wasn't thinking of saying it.
00:01:57.260 I just thought it in my head.
00:01:58.400 Okay, all right, all right.
00:01:59.260 As long...
00:01:59.820 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:00.220 Okay, all right.
00:02:00.760 Just shh.
00:02:02.480 Wait, wait, wait.
00:02:03.600 Don't...
00:02:03.920 Wait, wait, wait.
00:02:04.500 What's it about?
00:02:05.300 No, you can't know.
00:02:06.340 Just nothing.
00:02:07.060 Nobody can know.
00:02:07.720 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1.00
00:02:11.160 What the fuck are we talking here? 0.99
00:02:13.800 Someone said I said the N-word. 1.00
00:02:15.660 I'll say it right now.
00:02:16.300 No, I'm just kidding.
00:02:18.120 Watch out.
00:02:18.600 It's my chest.
00:02:19.000 I just gave you a gold gun.
00:02:20.700 Oh, yeah, thanks. 1.00
00:02:22.400 What the fuck? 1.00
00:02:25.220 What the hell? 1.00
00:02:26.740 Was it about... 0.92
00:02:27.620 Aiden, was it about...
00:02:28.700 Aiden, what was it about?
00:02:30.980 Something that, like, me and her have talked about privately.
00:02:38.360 Hmm.
00:02:39.400 Let's think about this.
00:02:40.060 No one could ever guess.
00:02:41.460 Yeah, no one would literally ever guess.
00:02:42.840 It's something that, like, her...
00:02:44.120 Only she knows.
00:02:45.460 Literally, actually.
00:02:46.120 Only she knows.
00:02:46.900 And...
00:02:47.900 And me...
00:02:49.900 Being your dad triggered that memory.
00:02:52.820 Interesting.
00:02:52.960 Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:02:54.120 Yes, literally. 0.98
00:02:55.440 Wait, what the hell? 0.85
00:02:56.680 I forgot. 0.98
00:02:57.400 It's the Among Us freak in here. 1.00
00:03:00.420 Oh, I got his ass. 1.00
00:03:02.180 It is. 1.00
00:03:02.740 That's right.
00:03:03.260 Number one in the world.
00:03:04.460 Hmm.
00:03:06.500 Where you at?
00:03:07.200 Where you at?
00:03:07.520 Where you at?
00:03:07.840 I need your help.
00:03:09.600 I'm right here.
00:03:10.620 Come here.
00:03:11.180 He's coming in. 1.00
00:03:11.700 Yo, where the fuck you at, bitch? 1.00
00:03:16.540 I don't... 1.00
00:03:17.040 Shut the fuck up. 1.00
00:03:20.440 He's fucking dead. 1.00
00:03:22.560 What's that noise? 1.00
00:03:23.740 Took you two goddamn long, woman. 1.00
00:03:25.520 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:03:27.240 There's more footsteps? 1.00
00:03:28.420 More chess?
00:03:29.120 All right.
00:03:31.240 As Aiden's father, I'm going to have to enroll you in cooking lessons.
00:03:35.360 Facts.
00:03:35.720 Cleaning lessons.
00:03:37.380 Singing, he said?
00:03:39.000 Cleaning, actually.
00:03:40.420 We could do singing if you'd like.
00:03:41.820 Cleaning lessons is crazy.
00:03:42.500 We're cool with that, too.
00:03:43.720 So, cleaning, organizing, closet organizing, laundry, cooking.
00:03:49.720 Ooh, what else could we do?
00:03:51.920 Aiden, anything else you're used to?
00:03:54.180 Maybe...
00:03:54.900 Yeah, I would say breakfast making. 1.00
00:03:56.720 Yeah, I want all that shit. 1.00
00:03:57.720 I want all that shit. 1.00
00:03:58.800 She's got to know how to, like... 1.00
00:04:00.560 Just basically be, like, a wife. 0.92
00:04:02.920 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:03.280 Make the bacon, like, exactly how you need to, right?
00:04:06.220 Not too crispy, but just perfect crispy.
00:04:08.760 I know exactly what you're talking about.
00:04:10.700 Demi, after you're buying me, check your phone. 0.99
00:04:15.900 Damn, I really am old. 0.99
00:04:17.120 Y'all playing phone tag, and I'm third wheeling. 0.99
00:04:19.180 This is terrible.
00:04:20.440 I'm out of here.
00:04:22.000 Bro.
00:04:23.080 I'm kidding.
00:04:27.720 Wait, we're having to cuff him. 0.99
00:04:30.820 I feel so stupid right now. 0.93
00:04:34.180 You know, earlier, I was having a panic attack, because Cheezer brought up how he gets anxiety 0.96
00:04:38.780 when he smokes, so then I started thinking about it, and I literally spawned it on myself. 1.00
00:04:43.620 I hate that shit. 1.00
00:04:44.520 Well, I'm chilling now. 1.00
00:04:45.500 Did I overshare?
00:04:49.860 No.
00:04:50.200 No, you didn't.
00:04:51.040 You're just hot.
00:04:51.520 That's normal.
00:04:51.820 Why are you guys so quiet?
00:04:53.620 Right, and I remember, what tweet is that, bro?
00:04:56.080 It's just normal.
00:04:57.100 I mean, the best way to get over that anxiety from Wii is just, like, being around, like, good vibes.
00:05:02.120 Wait, if you drop your...
00:05:03.320 See, yeah, they were giving me bad vibes earlier. 0.99
00:05:06.520 They were talking about anxiety and shit. 1.00
00:05:08.720 Can you chill, you freaking actual crazy-ass man? 1.00
00:05:11.740 Bro, give me my shit, bro! 1.00
00:05:13.720 I'm the one who knocked it down. 1.00
00:05:15.140 Bro, what the fuck was that? 1.00
00:05:16.500 You just built a fucking wall, like Trump. 1.00
00:05:18.380 Yeah, I trapped your bitch-ass. 1.00
00:05:20.200 Bro, give me my shit, bro. 1.00
00:05:24.420 Bro, a couple of shit is mid, bro. 1.00
00:05:25.740 Y'all gassed it. 0.99
00:05:28.040 I've seen it take over a hundred times.
00:05:30.060 Can I have that shield, please?
00:05:32.300 Sure, here. 0.98
00:05:35.020 You're gonna be fucking quit mine. 0.98
00:05:37.220 Actually, I did the math right anyways. 1.00
00:05:41.720 What the fuck is that? 0.99
00:05:43.580 It's the thing you just ate. 1.00
00:05:45.800 It's called up, up, and away juice.
00:05:49.160 I'll be up, up, and away.
00:05:51.340 Up, up, and away.
00:05:58.180 She has a deeper voice than you.
00:06:00.280 No, she doesn't.
00:06:02.560 Bro, no...
00:06:02.920 Wait, speak real quick?
00:06:04.020 No, she does not, bro.
00:06:05.720 Wait, Demi, speak?
00:06:07.380 Hello?
00:06:08.820 Testing, one, two, three?
00:06:10.300 Yo, testing, one, two, three.
00:06:11.640 No, you can tell.
00:06:13.780 Yeah, it's...
00:06:14.220 I mean...
00:06:15.200 Like, you can tell that Demi's a woman and Aiden's a man, right?
00:06:17.980 You can tell, but...
00:06:19.640 Yeah, right.
00:06:20.320 She's borderline woman. 1.00
00:06:21.540 I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
00:06:23.760 It was a joke.
00:06:25.660 Don't tell me you're soft on the weed.
00:06:27.280 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:06:30.340 I mean, listen.
00:06:30.820 I just haven't said anything.
00:06:33.100 See, you're soft.
00:06:34.800 Like, why are you thinking I'm soft?
00:06:36.300 Softie?
00:06:37.080 Well, think about this. 1.00
00:06:37.880 Soft-ass bitch? 1.00
00:06:38.360 What if she's proud of being more tomboyish? 1.00
00:06:40.620 Like, have you ever thought about that? 0.95
00:06:42.480 Bro, you're such a greedy...
00:06:44.420 What am I? 0.96
00:06:45.040 A greedy what?
00:06:45.620 Say it.
00:06:46.360 Say it. 0.86
00:06:46.680 Monkey. 0.91
00:06:47.200 You're a little monkey. 0.98
00:06:48.020 Interesting, huh? 0.99
00:06:56.560 One week with the viewership, suddenly you're dropping monkey bombs.
00:06:59.660 I see what's going on here.
00:07:01.140 Monkey.
00:07:02.980 Ah, interesting. 0.86
00:07:04.180 You ever call someone a sexy monkey? 0.55
00:07:05.940 I always say that. 0.98
00:07:06.780 So I said greedy monkey instead of sexy monkey. 0.95
00:07:09.280 Ah, interesting. 0.95
00:07:10.420 I wonder how many more monkey descriptions you have.
00:07:13.380 That was the only one.
00:07:14.880 Yeah, I guess we'll wait and find out here. 1.00
00:07:18.020 The fuck train? 1.00
00:07:20.380 What? 1.00
00:07:21.500 Sorry.
00:07:24.820 Um, dad?
00:07:27.440 Who you calling?
00:07:28.400 You calling me dad? 1.00
00:07:31.320 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:07:32.960 Interesting. 0.99
00:07:33.580 The texts between you two are now revealing themselves.
00:07:36.100 So let's see here. 0.99
00:07:37.240 The fuck train? 0.99
00:07:39.220 Very interesting. 1.00
00:07:40.440 We're not fucking imposters. 0.98
00:07:42.820 Relax. 0.99
00:07:43.980 Very interesting.
00:07:45.680 We're just crewmates.
00:07:47.200 Just crewmates.
00:07:48.840 We're literally just crewmates.
00:07:50.260 That's perfect.
00:07:52.280 Crewmates, possibly roommates?
00:07:55.180 Ah, see.
00:07:57.960 Interesting.
00:07:59.020 Was that a play on words?
00:08:00.420 Why are you guys saying I'm getting cucked right now? 0.73
00:08:03.440 Nah, bro. 0.84
00:08:04.020 Stop.
00:08:04.200 What does that mean?
00:08:06.100 Ignore that.
00:08:06.860 Ignore that. 1.00
00:08:07.320 That's bullshit. 1.00
00:08:08.000 What are you doing? 1.00
00:08:08.620 The only person I'm interested in fucking is Aiden. 1.00
00:08:12.240 And that's only if he's down. 1.00
00:08:13.640 No, no.
00:08:15.200 Oh, oh, oh.
00:08:16.720 Oh, yeah.
00:08:17.640 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:08:18.880 You saw that shit? 1.00
00:08:20.640 What? 1.00
00:08:21.060 Oh, nothing.
00:08:23.540 I thought you saw those enemy tangos.
00:08:25.220 Out.
00:08:25.400 94 meters out.
00:08:26.600 84. 1.00
00:08:27.680 Bro, what the fuck? 0.99
00:08:28.700 Nah, I'm like, are you on a perk? 1.00
00:08:31.340 What?
00:08:33.280 What?
00:08:33.800 What is that?
00:08:35.560 Oh, she's right.
00:08:36.380 They are there. 1.00
00:08:36.920 Holy shit, bro. 1.00
00:08:37.700 She's got an eye of an eagle. 1.00
00:08:38.900 She's tweaking.
00:08:39.800 Top of them.
00:08:40.240 Not top of them out in southeast.
00:08:42.980 Why are you there?
00:08:43.480 Look right here.
00:08:44.720 Your girlfriend sounds 12.
00:08:47.420 Jesus Christ.
00:08:48.280 But I was just a man earlier.
00:08:49.940 Even better.
00:08:51.320 Give me that! 0.99
00:08:51.800 Jesus Christ.
00:08:54.720 Where's the other guy?
00:08:58.200 Oh, he has the golden ticket.
00:09:00.220 No, stop. 1.00
00:09:00.600 I killed him, bro. 1.00
00:09:02.720 My fucking loot. 1.00
00:09:03.400 You still get everything. 1.00
00:09:04.700 You're going to relax. 0.98
00:09:05.640 Crazy, bro. 0.97
00:09:06.560 That's crazy. 0.73
00:09:08.840 That's a crazy joke to make, especially now.
00:09:12.340 I don't get it.
00:09:13.300 Oh, my God.
00:09:13.840 He's up top.
00:09:14.640 He's up top. 0.99
00:09:14.680 You're crazy for that. 0.93
00:09:17.280 Baby, I like your smile. 0.99
00:09:22.760 He's so weak.
00:09:23.760 He's got 100 health.
00:09:24.920 Or, like, less than.
00:09:26.860 He's white.
00:09:27.780 Where's he at?
00:09:30.600 You got him?
00:09:31.320 I got him.
00:09:31.640 Baby.
00:09:32.700 Yeah.
00:09:37.420 I need a medi.
00:09:38.280 He's hiding and running?
00:09:40.760 I love that song, bro.
00:09:43.140 I got a one dance.
00:09:44.940 No shot, you dare.
00:09:46.640 Where are you?
00:09:47.900 Hey, shh. 0.62
00:09:50.240 Where's he? 0.99
00:09:50.600 He's so fucking... 0.99
00:09:51.400 Where? 0.99
00:09:51.780 Kamehameha waved, bro. 1.00
00:09:54.440 My fucking dome. 1.00
00:09:57.160 It's right up there. 1.00
00:09:57.940 You win this.
00:09:58.680 He's so bad.
00:09:59.660 He got a lucky shot on me.
00:10:00.780 Just come res by on the tree.
00:10:13.820 Oh, he knows where you are.
00:10:16.180 Here, let me just go down here.
00:10:17.120 Let me just go down here. 1.00
00:10:18.580 Got his ass. 1.00
00:10:19.300 Why are you moving? 1.00
00:10:19.980 Stay still.
00:10:21.060 Stay still and take it.
00:10:22.940 Oh, my gosh.
00:10:24.400 Whoa! 0.71
00:10:25.660 I need a med kit, though.
00:10:27.000 Do you have a med kit?
00:10:27.560 Why did you say, whoa?
00:10:29.580 Man, what a shock that was, Aiden. 1.00
00:10:31.380 Good shit. 1.00
00:10:32.000 Thank you, brother. 1.00
00:10:32.960 I'm actually going to go with a sniper.
00:10:34.440 Wait, what?
00:10:35.660 Can I have a med kit?
00:10:36.640 We got to go to the storm.
00:10:37.500 Come on. 1.00
00:10:41.440 Fuck. 1.00
00:10:42.400 Great. 1.00
00:10:42.780 I have no heals.
00:10:43.260 Either we're dead.
00:10:43.740 I'm not even joking.
00:10:44.260 It's smoothing, like, barely anything.
00:10:47.640 Oh.
00:10:47.900 We'll be okay.
00:10:58.580 I have, um...
00:11:00.260 Whoa! 0.71
00:11:01.360 Oh, my God.
00:11:10.360 Wait.
00:11:14.260 I addressed the Epstein allegations.
00:11:17.320 Bro, what are you talking about, bro?
00:11:19.540 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Demi, Demi.
00:11:20.920 Someone here.
00:11:21.340 Someone here.
00:11:21.700 Someone here.
00:11:25.920 What?
00:11:27.460 You shot at...
00:11:29.140 What are you laughing at? 0.99
00:11:32.040 You're so bad.
00:11:34.040 Actually, I'm watching him.
00:11:35.180 I'm watching him.
00:11:35.800 His sniping is crazy good. 0.97
00:11:38.960 He's insane, actually. 0.99
00:11:40.240 It's nuts. 0.92
00:11:41.140 I've never seen a better gamer than this.
00:11:45.140 Yeah.
00:11:45.960 Oh, yeah.
00:11:46.720 Good shot.
00:11:47.620 Thank you, Train.
00:11:48.680 No problem, bro.
00:11:51.480 Oh, my God.
00:11:52.040 I actually hit him, Train. 1.00
00:11:52.740 Look at that shit. 1.00
00:11:53.860 I know. 1.00
00:11:54.580 It's crazy, bro.
00:11:55.220 I believe in you. 1.00
00:11:56.440 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:11:57.340 Good lead. 1.00
00:12:07.420 Good teamwork. 1.00
00:12:08.060 Yeah, I have hella fucking minis. 0.99
00:12:13.780 He's for everyone. 1.00
00:12:19.340 Is there a better shotgun? 0.99
00:12:24.220 Oh, my chat just stopped fucking... 0.99
00:12:26.220 Chat, do you guys see and hear me? 0.99
00:12:28.320 Yes or no?
00:12:28.800 Yeah, we see you and hear you.
00:12:30.640 Okay, okay.
00:12:32.660 Okay, let's go.
00:12:34.520 Coming.
00:12:34.920 Coming.
00:12:35.020 Coming.
00:12:35.080 Coming.
00:12:38.060 So, how's everybody's day been so far?
00:12:51.760 So, let's see.
00:12:52.820 Ideal first date options.
00:12:54.960 Are you a sushi person, Demi?
00:12:56.360 I already know where I'm taking her.
00:12:57.260 She knows too, but I can't say on stream.
00:12:59.140 Interesting.
00:13:01.800 Well, no one would know when, so it doesn't matter.
00:13:03.420 So, let's break it down here.
00:13:04.920 Are you a sushi person, Demi?
00:13:08.000 Sushi's actually my favorite.
00:13:10.140 Interesting.
00:13:10.500 That's our second date.
00:13:12.260 Perfect.
00:13:12.800 There's a reason.
00:13:13.380 There's a reason why I'm taking her sushi for a second date.
00:13:18.080 Give me that.
00:13:20.840 Does it have to do with the Drake song, HYFR?
00:13:25.080 Sniped him.
00:13:25.600 She's getting shot from the back. 0.77
00:13:29.180 You're getting shot from the back? 0.61
00:13:30.260 I'm coming back. 1.00
00:13:31.980 Motherfucker, bro. 1.00
00:13:34.580 He's a bot, I think. 1.00
00:13:39.320 Look at you steal my fucking kills. 1.00
00:13:41.840 Dude, I just fucking, like, hello, shitter on that, dude. 1.00
00:13:48.060 Is there another one? 0.99
00:13:48.900 Anymore?
00:13:49.600 Across, across, across, yeah.
00:13:50.920 You can mark it.
00:13:54.900 107, 108, southeast, east. 0.99
00:14:00.400 I'm ass, bro. 0.99
00:14:02.740 No, you're good. 0.99
00:14:03.320 Just focus up.
00:14:04.340 They're behind walls.
00:14:05.660 Okay. 0.99
00:14:06.840 It's actually them that are pussies, if you think about it. 1.00
00:14:08.760 They're sitting there building, turtling. 1.00
00:14:10.160 What absolute dicks, huh? 1.00
00:14:11.520 Mm-hmm. 1.00
00:14:11.960 Be a man, fight.
00:14:13.800 No, literal.
00:14:16.100 You're so inspirational, bro.
00:14:18.140 Hold on, Demi.
00:14:18.860 Wait, wait, wait.
00:14:19.220 Let me, let me, let me snipe. 0.89
00:14:20.500 Let me do what I do best. 1.00
00:14:26.000 Look at this pussy running, bro. 1.00
00:14:32.100 All right. 1.00
00:14:34.540 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:14:35.480 I could have had his ass. 1.00
00:14:40.320 He's so far. 1.00
00:14:47.780 Myzen's not working, bro.
00:14:49.220 Where are you fighting?
00:14:58.540 I thought we were pushing that guy.
00:15:00.100 Sorry.
00:15:00.740 One second.
00:15:03.980 Chop my good. 1.00
00:15:08.320 Fuck this kid go. 1.00
00:15:10.260 Nobody's chasing him. 1.00
00:15:15.600 He's in the water right there.
00:15:16.820 I know.
00:15:17.200 I'm waiting for it to build up.
00:15:19.980 No, he didn't build.
00:15:20.860 I had him.
00:15:21.240 I had him. 1.00
00:15:21.300 Hold the fuck up. 0.99
00:15:44.620 No, my shotgun isn't out. 0.99
00:15:47.400 Where is he?
00:15:48.920 He's below me.
00:15:49.840 He's below me.
00:15:58.120 Oh, my God.
00:15:58.900 I'm falling.
00:15:59.680 Oh, my God.
00:16:00.100 He's on me.
00:16:02.100 Is he actually? 0.73
00:16:02.940 Gray's a nerd. 0.87
00:16:03.720 Yep, he is. 0.64
00:16:10.180 Oh, my.
00:16:10.880 Hey, Demi. 0.95
00:16:11.400 That's a good one.
00:16:14.120 Yeah. 1.00
00:16:14.520 Where the fuck are you? 1.00
00:16:20.000 Please, please. 1.00
00:16:20.920 Where you at?
00:16:26.720 Demi?
00:16:27.480 I got one.
00:16:28.480 I got one. 1.00
00:16:28.800 He's literally on my dick right now. 1.00
00:16:30.560 How did he get in? 1.00
00:16:31.440 There's no way.
00:16:32.180 Oh, my God, bro.
00:16:35.280 There's literally no way. 1.00
00:16:52.880 Mike Pence, eat my dick, bro. 1.00
00:16:54.300 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:17:24.300 Oh, my God, Demi.
00:17:43.120 I need this.
00:17:44.840 She's ending? 0.99
00:17:57.060 Oh, no, I'm not.
00:17:59.220 No reboot, GG's? 0.87
00:18:00.720 Oh, my God.
00:18:01.460 It's okay. 1.00
00:18:06.100 She didn't take my fucking card. 1.00
00:18:07.580 It's all good. 1.00
00:18:09.340 Whoa, was that a med kit?
00:18:12.160 Mm-hmm.
00:18:12.480 Bro, Zig, you're trying to be different, buddy.
00:18:20.040 Squiddy, you're trying to be different.
00:18:21.220 I'm, like, locked in right now.
00:18:22.460 Mm-hmm.
00:18:22.720 Do your thing.
00:18:29.020 My game's lagging?
00:18:30.160 I don't know if she's going to clutch up, but I think she is. 0.99
00:18:52.120 Hold the fuck up. 0.99
00:18:52.940 I got to... 0.99
00:18:53.540 Which one?
00:18:59.800 Oh, there we go.
00:19:00.320 That's the one that is it.
00:19:05.740 You got PS to 60?
00:19:07.500 Is that bad?
00:19:10.680 All right, chat there.
00:19:11.420 I can now talk to you guys.
00:19:12.780 All right, so look.
00:19:15.640 Is 60 frames actually bad?
00:19:17.000 Oh, what is...
00:19:24.000 LOL, Eko.
00:19:28.900 Is that even a real person?
00:19:30.460 Is my other PC better?
00:19:31.600 Just straight up.
00:19:32.820 There's just no way.
00:19:35.420 There's still hella people alive.
00:19:40.740 All right, let's look at my specs after this. 1.00
00:19:42.420 Oh, her ass is in. 1.00
00:19:54.000 Like, how do you even shoot that? 1.00
00:19:55.220 Like, yeah, W's in.
00:19:57.800 Oh, what is that?
00:19:59.840 1,000 on my feet.
00:20:06.660 Prismel. 0.98
00:20:09.620 Are you a thug, Prismel? 0.94
00:20:11.480 Is she actually good at the game? 0.96
00:20:13.060 Is she good at the game?
00:20:21.680 Is she...
00:20:22.240 How good is she?
00:20:22.900 1, 2, 10.
00:20:40.580 Oh, yeah, GG.
00:20:41.180 It's in my box. 1.00
00:20:45.880 Oh, yeah, she's getting raped. 1.00
00:20:46.980 Yep, GG. 1.00
00:20:47.660 She got raped by, like, a black guy. 1.00
00:20:49.060 It's great. 1.00
00:20:51.060 Oh, my God, bro.
00:20:52.060 I have no mask.
00:20:53.800 That's so lame.
00:20:56.180 It's okay.
00:20:59.160 Good try.
00:21:00.360 Yeah, that was actually a nice try, Loki.
00:21:02.060 It was a good try, Loki.
00:21:03.060 Yep.
00:21:06.220 If it was Aiden, he would've got first, though.
00:21:07.940 But it's all good.
00:21:08.580 We can't all be Aiden.
00:21:09.440 Yeah, exactly.
00:21:10.780 Literally.
00:21:12.240 Literally.
00:21:13.320 He's your blank 2.0.
00:21:13.860 I don't feel like playing Fortnite anymore.
00:21:15.780 Sorry. 0.99
00:21:16.300 That shit just pissed me the fuck off, because I'm ass, and I was... 1.00
00:21:18.700 I don't know. 1.00
00:21:19.280 Brother, you're not ass. 1.00
00:21:20.240 Like, you're crazy. 1.00
00:21:20.960 If you saw me play, you would feel like you're literally a legend. 1.00
00:21:23.860 You're tripping.
00:21:24.600 You're hitting your snipe shots.
00:21:26.060 You're moving right.
00:21:26.920 Hey, I'm not tipping you.
00:21:29.860 Tipping me what?
00:21:30.560 Oh, steak?
00:21:34.240 It's a joke.
00:21:35.020 Oh, brother.
00:21:35.600 It's crazy, man. 1.00
00:21:36.260 I saw Aiden's dick. 1.00
00:21:37.180 It was massive. 1.00
00:21:38.600 It was crazy.
00:21:39.320 And the other...
00:21:41.100 It was crazy.
00:21:44.260 Are you tired?
00:21:45.400 What are you doing?
00:21:46.540 I'm a little sleepy.
00:21:48.960 Aiden, are you circumcised?
00:21:50.960 Yeah. 0.83
00:21:51.660 Jewish people get circumcised. 0.56
00:21:53.500 Good.
00:21:54.600 Are you?
00:21:55.940 Yeah. 1.00
00:21:56.780 I think uncircumcised dicks. 1.00
00:21:58.440 Like, bro, I feel like girls lie about it. 1.00
00:22:00.240 Like, oh, you know, I like it better.
00:22:02.080 No, no, no. 1.00
00:22:02.460 That shit ugly as hell. 1.00
00:22:04.040 How do I get here? 1.00
00:22:05.280 It looks like an animal. 1.00
00:22:06.360 It looks like a fucking animal. 1.00
00:22:07.660 Just stay out of the convo for this one. 1.00
00:22:09.540 Yeah, for sure. 1.00
00:22:10.500 It looks like a fucking animal. 1.00
00:22:11.680 So, I'm very happy you're circumcised. 1.00
00:22:13.740 Not that it affects me, I guess. 1.00
00:22:15.400 What the fuck? 0.99
00:22:16.740 No, just you're my friend, you know? 1.00
00:22:17.980 Like, you know?
00:22:19.860 Just you're my boy.
00:22:21.100 If I'm walking around with you, you know?
00:22:22.540 If we're going to dinner...
00:22:23.440 What? 1.00
00:22:24.520 Fuck. 1.00
00:22:25.100 Yeah, that's weird. 1.00
00:22:25.560 I love that.
00:22:26.280 W.
00:22:26.640 Let me stream, for sure.
00:22:29.500 You're going to end?
00:22:31.260 Well, no.
00:22:31.920 I'm just going to go, like, do something.
00:22:36.880 Guys, guys.
00:22:37.800 Listen, guys.
00:22:38.660 Guys.
00:22:38.980 What is going on?
00:22:39.600 I was told to, like, butt out of the convo, so I'm just trying to dip.
00:22:42.800 No, no, no.
00:22:43.720 Listen, listen.
00:22:44.200 What's going on here, guys?
00:22:45.820 Nothing.
00:22:47.320 Guys, guys, guys.
00:22:48.860 Listen, let me come in here, okay?
00:22:50.440 Guys.
00:22:51.640 Guys.
00:22:52.500 What's happening here, huh?
00:22:54.320 What's going on?
00:22:55.020 What happened?
00:22:56.660 What are we playing?
00:22:58.260 What's the next game?
00:22:59.680 What are you talking about?
00:23:01.660 Maybe it's time for you to teach Demi how to play NBA 2K.
00:23:04.980 We will. 1.00
00:23:05.320 Oh, fuck no. 1.00
00:23:06.780 No, we are going to do that, like, in person. 1.00
00:23:08.880 No, we are.
00:23:09.400 We are going to do that in person.
00:23:10.560 A few days.
00:23:11.680 In person?
00:23:12.740 Mm-hmm.
00:23:13.560 You're going to hang out and play NBA 2K with her?
00:23:15.760 Yeah.
00:23:16.080 Yeah.
00:23:19.200 Okay.
00:23:20.220 That's cool.
00:23:20.940 What's that supposed to mean?
00:23:22.320 No, it's awesome.
00:23:23.840 Okay, but why is it awesome?
00:23:25.680 That's great.
00:23:26.420 I love that.
00:23:27.540 Well, why?
00:23:28.440 That's cute.
00:23:29.220 Good job.
00:23:30.040 Great little cute date. 0.81
00:23:33.580 How am I a dork?
00:23:35.600 No, you're adorable. 0.71
00:23:37.380 It was a typo.
00:23:39.220 Oh.
00:23:41.420 All right, Demi.
00:23:44.720 Yep.
00:23:46.160 All right, I'm going to do my thing.
00:23:47.120 You do yours.
00:23:47.760 And then we'll talk when I end stream.
00:23:51.300 You guys anger me.
00:23:52.280 You anger me. 0.96
00:23:52.900 Are you kidding me?
00:23:53.640 Why?
00:23:53.800 All of this?
00:23:54.400 Everyone is muted in this call for you to play one Fortnite game, and now it's done? 0.99
00:23:58.240 Everyone's muted and going their own fucking ways? 0.97
00:23:59.680 Yeah, I don't know what happened. 0.98
00:24:00.240 I just feel like there's just been, like, you know, like... 0.98
00:24:02.240 I feel like I'm going through a fucking divorce. 0.99
00:24:04.180 What the fuck's going on here? 0.99
00:24:05.320 Actual walls are being built, you know? 1.00
00:24:07.060 And some North Fortnite shit. 0.99
00:24:08.800 Bro, what? 0.99
00:24:09.080 Oh, actually, you know what?
00:24:09.800 Yeah, get out of here, Demi. 1.00
00:24:11.440 Get, get, get, get out of here. 1.00
00:24:13.000 Bro, what the fuck are both of you talking about? 1.00
00:24:15.800 No W Fortnite whiz? 1.00
00:24:19.500 Aiden, you let me know, bro.
00:24:21.000 I'll throw her out of here. 1.00
00:24:22.080 No. 0.99
00:24:23.080 Get out of here, woman. 1.00
00:24:24.680 Listen, woman. 1.00
00:24:25.560 Get out of here. 1.00
00:24:26.920 Liko, you're weird as fuck, bro. 1.00
00:24:30.780 What did Liko say? 1.00
00:24:32.160 Nothing.
00:24:32.940 Oh, my God.
00:24:34.140 So they don't say that out loud.
00:24:38.660 Liko, that's funny.
00:24:40.600 Oh, my God.
00:24:41.980 Okay.
00:24:42.340 Well, let's have a good night.
00:24:44.640 Wait, Demi.
00:24:45.180 Have a good night, Demi.
00:24:46.560 Oh, jeez.
00:24:47.280 Here we go.
00:24:47.760 No, I don't want to.
00:24:48.420 All right, fine.
00:24:48.760 I'm not texting then.
00:24:49.420 I'm not texting.
00:24:50.420 I'm not texting.
00:24:50.800 I'm not texting.
00:24:51.260 No, no.
00:24:51.520 This is the last time I'm third wheeling.
00:24:52.680 This is the last time I'm third wheeling.
00:24:53.800 Are you kidding me?
00:24:54.580 Check your phone.
00:24:55.340 Listen, text me right now, Aiden.
00:24:57.180 Cop and paste the convo and text me too.
00:24:58.680 I want to know.
00:25:00.520 I'm sorry.
00:25:01.100 You're right.
00:25:01.620 I'm a 33-year-old man. 0.99
00:25:02.300 Holy shit. 0.99
00:25:04.340 I'm a 33- 1.00
00:25:05.560 What the fuck? 0.99
00:25:06.200 How am I acting? 1.00
00:25:07.940 It's okay, dude.
00:25:08.600 Everyone has those days.
00:25:10.100 Bro, I'm having a midlife crisis, guys. 1.00
00:25:12.020 What the fuck? 1.00
00:25:17.680 All right. 1.00
00:25:18.300 Okay.
00:25:19.020 All right.
00:25:20.000 All right.
00:25:20.420 This is fantastic.
00:25:21.340 Yeah.
00:25:21.620 All right.
00:25:22.080 There's just so many like dead spots.
00:25:23.880 Like, I don't.
00:25:25.560 Well, listen.
00:25:26.240 I don't want to make anyone uncomfortable.
00:25:27.880 No one's uncomfortable.
00:25:28.740 Here's what it is.
00:25:29.340 Okay.
00:25:29.560 Like, listen.
00:25:30.300 Here's the issue.
00:25:31.120 Okay.
00:25:31.480 Let me tell you both the issue.
00:25:32.580 Okay.
00:25:32.760 You know what?
00:25:33.280 Here's what we're going to turn this into.
00:25:34.960 We're going to turn this into.
00:25:36.860 There we go.
00:25:37.440 I like that.
00:25:37.900 We're going to turn this into family counseling.
00:25:40.940 Okay.
00:25:41.980 Session one.
00:25:42.960 Okay. 0.99
00:25:43.440 What the fuck is going on right now? 0.99
00:25:44.900 See, we need pure transparency. 0.97
00:25:46.340 What do you guys want to do?
00:25:47.160 Do you want space?
00:25:47.960 Do you want your own time? 1.00
00:25:48.760 Do you want to fuck off? 1.00
00:25:49.600 Are you annoyed of her right now? 1.00
00:25:50.800 Is she annoyed of you?
00:25:51.740 Do you want to do your own thing?
00:25:53.040 You just say it out loud.
00:25:54.000 Say, hey.
00:25:54.580 You know, it was fun.
00:25:55.400 I'm going to do my own thing.
00:25:56.240 It's done.
00:25:56.720 We're finished.
00:25:57.180 Yeah.
00:25:58.860 Transparency, Aiden.
00:26:04.240 Interesting.
00:26:05.140 Now I know what's going on.
00:26:07.320 Okay.
00:26:07.900 What?
00:26:08.680 Now I know exactly.
00:26:09.900 You don't get it.
00:26:10.860 You actually don't get it.
00:26:12.020 You can't get it.
00:26:13.220 I have.
00:26:13.660 No, I do get it.
00:26:14.560 I do get it.
00:26:15.420 What do you get?
00:26:17.660 Interesting.
00:26:18.520 Does this have anything to do with my...
00:26:20.780 All right.
00:26:22.380 I'll explain it.
00:26:23.740 This is what you guys need to know. 1.00
00:26:24.840 Demi sucks is actually a transgender. 1.00
00:26:30.560 Interesting. 1.00
00:26:31.120 Having to go to that drastic attempt in order to stop this confrontation.
00:26:35.580 Very interesting. 0.99
00:26:36.540 It must be really fucked up then. 1.00
00:26:38.620 Having to go to the transgender route. 1.00
00:26:40.300 It's an interesting thing.
00:26:42.580 Very interesting.
00:26:43.480 That was a big little, you know, left hook you threw right there.
00:26:48.580 Demi is transgender.
00:26:50.600 Interesting.
00:26:51.180 Let me think about this here.
00:26:52.340 What could it be?
00:26:52.960 She said transparent.
00:26:54.800 Transparent is a couple things.
00:26:56.120 We could think about CDs.
00:26:57.620 We can think about Dr. Disrespect.
00:27:00.040 Hmm.
00:27:01.140 Earlier, you brought up father.
00:27:03.240 Triggered some sort of memory that...
00:27:05.240 Okay.
00:27:05.820 Very interesting here.
00:27:07.640 Hmm.
00:27:08.120 Yes.
00:27:08.840 Bro.
00:27:09.320 Interesting.
00:27:09.520 It's so funny because you're so off.
00:27:11.400 So off.
00:27:12.000 Interesting.
00:27:12.560 You think I'm off, but I'm not off.
00:27:14.120 No, you are so off.
00:27:14.400 I know exactly what it is.
00:27:15.340 I've already come up with it.
00:27:16.340 I distracted you guys by telling you these things that have nothing to do with exactly what
00:27:19.940 you're talking about.
00:27:20.580 So what is it?
00:27:21.760 You text me first, and I'll tell you after.
00:27:23.120 You're putting too much credit on us, okay? 0.98
00:27:25.480 We're both fucking acoustic. 0.97
00:27:27.180 You're thinking too deep into it. 0.99
00:27:29.440 We're literally...
00:27:30.740 I don't know if you guys have noticed.
00:27:31.900 Me and Demi are actually a little bit, like, slow.
00:27:34.460 Now, listen.
00:27:34.920 I'll be honest.
00:27:35.680 No, no.
00:27:36.220 It's true.
00:27:36.880 A little bit.
00:27:37.640 Just a tiny bit.
00:27:39.040 But we just have a lot of, like, stuff that, you know, we've spoken about, and...
00:27:44.000 I can't stop laughing.
00:27:46.520 I mean, listen.
00:27:47.140 As long as you're careful, Aiden, you know, and I think you'll be fine, you know, as long
00:27:50.600 as you're careful.
00:27:51.380 Careful in what way?