Adin Live - October 18, 2021


i have a kid...


Episode Stats


Length

17 minutes

Words per minute

125.740425

Word count

2,144

Sentence count

324

Harmful content

Misogyny

27

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Hate speech

16

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Summary

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In this episode, Aiden and his dad have a run in with a police officer. Aiden tries to explain to the officer why his dad is chasing him around the parking lot with his son in the passenger seat of his car.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Okay, are you hungry or not? I've had a very stressful day at work. Are you hungry or not?
00:00:04.780 It's stressful enough as it is. Stop cracking jokes. Mommy's not coming back home.
00:00:14.360 Bro.
00:00:14.820 Sir, does this car drive still or do you need a push start?
00:00:17.820 Uh, push start. Am I free to go, sir?
00:00:20.120 Yeah, just give him one minute and he'll be with you.
00:00:22.440 Huh?
00:00:23.620 I'll be with you in another one minute.
00:00:25.600 Officer, am I free to go?
00:00:27.320 He's clean?
00:00:27.840 So, um, yeah. Take your car to the mechanic.
00:00:31.380 Thank you.
00:00:32.740 This will just be a warning, alright?
00:00:34.000 Thank you. Son, get back in the car.
00:00:37.900 Yeah.
00:00:38.400 Will do.
00:00:39.880 Son.
00:00:42.420 Son.
00:00:43.120 Alright, sir, you're good to go.
00:00:44.540 Thank you, officers. Have a nice day.
00:00:47.480 Son, get in.
00:00:51.180 It's okay, baby boy. Get in.
00:00:55.820 How was your day at school, huh?
00:00:57.840 Uh, it was pretty, it was pretty good.
00:01:01.800 We, we had a nap time.
00:01:03.820 Yeah.
00:01:04.240 And the teacher was taking pictures of us during nap time.
00:01:07.360 Wait, what?
00:01:09.240 What you mean?
00:01:13.560 What you mean he was taking pictures of you while you were napping?
00:01:17.380 He was taking pictures of the whole classroom.
00:01:20.180 Who?
00:01:20.460 Who?
00:01:23.620 Give me your teacher's name. What's your teacher's name?
00:01:25.660 Um, Mr. Ross.
00:01:31.120 You're so weird.
00:01:33.400 Mr. Ross. Okay, where is he? Where is he at? I need to pull up on him.
00:01:37.080 Um, he's currently the one driving.
00:01:40.840 What are you talking about?
00:01:41.960 What?
00:01:46.520 Get out of my car.
00:01:51.980 Let me have a word with you.
00:01:54.540 Let me have a word with you. I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:01:57.640 I'm not going to hurt you.
00:02:00.480 Let me have a word with you. I'm not gonna hurt you.
00:02:02.980 Listen, son.
00:02:04.300 Don't joke like that, okay?
00:02:09.720 Sir.
00:02:11.140 Come on, son. Come back in the car.
00:02:12.400 You got a bet out, man.
00:02:13.620 What?
00:02:15.200 What's going on here? Why you got a bet out?
00:02:16.820 Man, don't worry about it. Mind your fucking business.
00:02:18.480 Don't tell me how to handle my son.
00:02:20.400 Okay, but you chasing your son like that.
00:02:22.320 Well, son, son. No, son.
00:02:24.360 No, son.
00:02:25.480 It's okay.
00:02:29.400 Yo, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:02:31.320 Son, no, son.
00:02:32.840 Son, no, son.
00:02:33.760 No, no, son.
00:02:34.600 Come on.
00:02:36.360 No, no, he's not.
00:02:37.220 He's not. Come on, son.
00:02:38.040 Come on.
00:02:46.420 Yo, you got to tee the fuck up, son.
00:02:49.160 Listen, you can't be doing shit like that.
00:02:55.580 Who's your daddy?
00:02:59.300 Good boy.
00:03:06.600 That's a good boy.
00:03:10.900 All right.
00:03:11.400 Do you want to go to...
00:03:12.220 Do you want to get some food?
00:03:17.760 Are you hungry?
00:03:18.460 Would you like to get some food?
00:03:19.580 Some grub?
00:03:20.200 Wait.
00:03:21.120 Wait, how do I type?
00:03:22.960 T slash me space.
00:03:24.560 Whatever you want to type.
00:03:27.000 Here, I'll redo it.
00:03:34.360 You're...
00:03:34.720 Bro.
00:03:35.340 Bro, no, son.
00:03:36.200 No.
00:03:37.140 No.
00:03:37.540 Only mommy can produce that. 1.00
00:03:38.860 And I know you don't have a mommy right now.
00:03:39.980 I know she left us when you were like two, but...
00:03:41.780 But you have...
00:03:42.520 But you have bigger boobies than mommy. 1.00
00:03:44.340 No, I don't.
00:03:44.880 Stop saying that.
00:03:45.740 You've been gaining...
00:03:46.560 Son!
00:03:47.160 Shut the fuck up! 0.99
00:03:48.460 Fuck it, bro.
00:03:49.180 I don't give a fuck.
00:03:51.120 Damn!
00:03:53.060 What the fuck?
00:03:54.460 All right.
00:03:55.060 Are you hungry?
00:03:56.540 Mommy mistake you for cuff him yesterday. 1.00
00:03:59.340 We don't know our mom anymore.
00:04:01.240 Relax.
00:04:04.060 Okay.
00:04:04.460 Are you hungry or not?
00:04:05.760 I've had a very stressful day at work.
00:04:07.620 Are you hungry or not?
00:04:08.800 I'm really...
00:04:09.220 You know what your dad does every fucking day?
00:04:11.420 He sells marijuana.
00:04:12.600 He sells weed.
00:04:13.580 He sells crack to try to pay the fucking bills.
00:04:17.500 It's stressful enough as it is.
00:04:19.500 Stop cracking jokes.
00:04:20.960 Mommy's not coming back home.
00:04:22.220 And now this fucking piece of shit car is going to break down.
00:04:36.000 Yo.
00:04:36.360 I'm going to tell you right now, son.
00:04:39.860 I have to get rich.
00:04:41.580 There's got to be some way I got to get rich to...
00:04:43.660 Bro, where do I eat food, chat?
00:04:54.200 What the...
00:04:54.520 That's my bad.
00:04:55.880 Yeah, it is your bad.
00:04:56.680 Keep kicking rocks, bitch. 1.00
00:04:58.580 I'm sorry, Aiden.
00:05:00.320 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:05:01.220 You don't know who I am, bro.
00:05:02.220 You can't do that, bro.
00:05:04.060 I'm not even...
00:05:04.640 Okay, you guys kicked him.
00:05:05.560 Good shit.
00:05:06.140 Hey, W staff!
00:05:07.580 Anyways.
00:05:09.420 Son, are you hungry?
00:05:10.260 Okay, I'm going to feed you.
00:05:15.740 I'm sorry.
00:05:16.440 You know what?
00:05:16.800 I'm very cranky.
00:05:17.780 I didn't mean to...
00:05:18.600 I didn't mean to yell at you, son.
00:05:22.660 Do you forgive me?
00:05:25.640 Yeah, daddy.
00:05:29.240 Who is following us?
00:05:31.740 What?
00:05:35.220 Bro, get him out, mods.
00:05:36.540 Ban him. 0.82
00:05:37.020 Ban him. 0.82
00:05:37.280 Ban him. 0.82
00:05:37.500 Ban this kid.
00:05:37.940 Get him the fuck out.
00:05:41.120 Son, are you hungry?
00:05:43.740 Very, very hungry.
00:05:44.900 I'm going to take you to get something to eat, okay?
00:05:48.180 Would you like a Philly cheesesteak?
00:05:51.300 A chopped cheese.
00:05:55.220 Oh, shit.
00:05:57.140 The convenience store.
00:06:01.060 Chad, this fucking shit hurts my eyes, bro.
00:06:03.000 Um, daddy?
00:06:11.140 Hold on, baby.
00:06:16.800 Daddy, you know how...
00:06:18.600 Hey, I'll let you fall.
00:06:19.820 Concentrate.
00:06:20.320 Sorry.
00:06:20.820 No, say what happened, son.
00:06:24.100 It's okay.
00:06:24.700 I'm hungry.
00:06:25.520 Okay, but you know how what...
00:06:26.580 No, baby.
00:06:36.100 Oh, my God.
00:06:37.820 All right, son.
00:06:40.400 We're going to have to play a little game called Grand Theft Auto, okay?
00:06:43.880 So, what I need you to do is put on a big smile.
00:06:49.620 Smile, son.
00:06:51.360 Smiling.
00:06:51.940 Aren't you a big boy?
00:06:52.980 A big nine-year-old boy?
00:06:55.240 You just love your nine-year-old boys.
00:06:57.880 I love...
00:06:58.560 What?
00:06:59.420 All right, get in this car, son.
00:07:01.500 Come here.
00:07:02.820 This is my friend.
00:07:04.160 Excuse me.
00:07:04.800 I need your ride.
00:07:07.920 Whoa, son.
00:07:08.660 No, son.
00:07:09.260 No!
00:07:10.520 Get in.
00:07:15.060 No, I don't know you.
00:07:17.460 You're not going to go up to a random stranger and ask for a ride.
00:07:20.700 Wait, how do I go to my phone?
00:07:26.900 Shit, daddy don't even have a phone.
00:07:28.220 He dropped this shit at work.
00:07:35.560 Son.
00:07:36.980 Really, bro?
00:07:38.600 What?
00:07:39.120 What the?
00:07:41.520 Bro, the cops are ass.
00:07:43.120 Why is he driving on the wrong side of the road?
00:07:48.940 Bro, what the fuck?
00:08:00.920 Okay, son.
00:08:02.220 We're going to stop and get you some food.
00:08:03.860 But you got to help daddy make some money.
00:08:09.920 Come out.
00:08:12.220 Hold my hand.
00:08:13.060 Come here.
00:08:15.480 I got you.
00:08:16.160 Don't move.
00:08:19.120 Good boy.
00:08:24.780 That's a good boy.
00:08:26.940 We put you down now.
00:08:27.920 Come on in.
00:08:31.060 Wait, where the fuck is the liquor store?
00:08:34.480 Chad, chill out, bro.
00:08:35.420 Chill out.
00:08:40.560 Wrong store.
00:08:43.240 Daddy, I have to do something.
00:08:44.600 What do you have to do?
00:08:46.320 I have to take a piss, daddy.
00:08:48.820 Okay.
00:08:49.300 Come in the back alleyway.
00:08:50.060 Come here.
00:08:51.580 See, son.
00:08:52.460 The cool thing about us being men is we can just take out our peckers and piss on the wall.
00:08:56.360 But you got to go in.
00:08:56.940 I'm nine years old.
00:08:58.060 I know.
00:08:58.680 I know.
00:08:59.100 I'm going to teach you how to do it.
00:09:00.060 Okay.
00:09:01.220 Okay.
00:09:01.560 Come over here.
00:09:02.220 Okay.
00:09:04.540 Up these steps.
00:09:09.440 All right.
00:09:10.080 Here we go, son.
00:09:10.740 Take out your pecker. 0.98
00:09:14.020 And let it fly.
00:09:16.200 Careful, son.
00:09:16.780 Don't get in my piss.
00:09:19.060 I like combining the pee.
00:09:20.760 I know.
00:09:21.280 Here.
00:09:21.480 Let's sword fight.
00:09:22.020 Come here.
00:09:24.000 No.
00:09:25.780 Uh-oh.
00:09:26.720 You almost got me there.
00:09:33.860 Chill out.
00:09:34.860 Chill the fuck out.
00:09:36.140 Hey, Calvin.
00:09:36.560 Thanks for the fire gifted.
00:09:38.980 All right.
00:09:39.580 Anyways.
00:09:40.220 All right.
00:09:40.640 Come on down. 0.94
00:09:41.280 Let's go get some food.
00:09:43.860 Who the fuck is this?
00:09:47.760 Oh.
00:09:48.160 Get him, daddy.
00:09:50.160 Oh, fuck.
00:09:52.100 I got you, daddy.
00:09:53.360 Whoa.
00:09:53.640 All right.
00:09:55.620 Let's go in the store.
00:09:56.760 Come on.
00:10:01.340 All right.
00:10:01.880 All right.
00:10:02.580 We're not going to rob them, son.
00:10:04.120 Listen.
00:10:04.720 Give me.
00:10:05.320 Son.
00:10:05.800 Can I trust you with a gun?
00:10:07.720 Yes.
00:10:08.480 Promise.
00:10:10.160 I promise.
00:10:11.500 Okay.
00:10:12.720 Son.
00:10:13.460 No robbing.
00:10:15.600 Okay.
00:10:16.240 We're going to get food and leave.
00:10:17.780 Everybody get the fuck out.
00:10:23.180 No.
00:10:24.500 Shit.
00:10:24.940 Shit.
00:10:25.180 Shit.
00:10:25.400 Shit.
00:10:25.680 No.
00:10:30.380 Excuse me, Travis Scott.
00:10:31.620 You can't smoke in the store to begin with.
00:10:33.580 Show ass up, bro.
00:10:34.700 You just really.
00:10:35.460 Yeah.
00:10:35.700 Get on the fucking.
00:10:36.700 All right, son.
00:10:37.160 Put a gun to his fucking head.
00:10:38.580 Okay.
00:10:39.360 Yes, sir.
00:10:40.600 All right.
00:10:41.020 This is armed robbery, bald fuck.
00:10:42.760 Give me all the money and food y'all motherfuckers got. 1.00
00:10:44.820 I ain't got shit on me, bitch. 1.00
00:10:48.220 That is cap.
00:10:49.000 And don't.
00:10:49.520 You're really going to call me a bitch after we have a gun to your fucking dome? 0.96
00:10:52.280 Yo, son.
00:10:52.840 Shoot the ground next to him.
00:10:53.640 Don't shoot him.
00:10:54.280 Shoot next to him.
00:10:55.100 Oh.
00:10:56.000 Now you know the fucking deal.
00:10:57.580 Give me the fucking money, motherfucker.
00:10:59.120 I'm not playing with you.
00:11:00.100 Relax, relax.
00:11:01.140 Give me the money.
00:11:03.380 I have to go to the ATM over there real quick.
00:11:05.280 Get the fuck out of here with the. 1.00
00:11:06.400 I'm going to take you to the ATM then.
00:11:07.380 Yeah.
00:11:07.660 Pick him up.
00:11:08.120 Pick him up.
00:11:10.220 Come.
00:11:10.660 You're going to come with me.
00:11:12.560 Son, keep a gun on his head.
00:11:14.820 Um, okay.
00:11:17.220 The gun only has two bullets.
00:11:19.580 No!
00:11:20.300 God damn, you almost shot me.
00:11:21.740 Son, you have a bullet.
00:11:22.860 Don't! 0.57
00:11:24.060 Okay, I'm done.
00:11:24.720 What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:11:25.860 Hey, don't talk to him like that.
00:11:27.200 Get that money out and give it to me.
00:11:32.640 Hey, man.
00:11:33.400 Give us the money, man.
00:11:35.360 Hello?
00:11:38.080 Are you going to fucking do it or not?
00:11:42.340 Hey, get the fuck out. 1.00
00:11:43.400 Relax.
00:11:43.720 Hell nah.
00:11:45.880 Don't walk out that door.
00:11:48.960 Oh, hell nah.
00:11:49.760 I'll give you the money.
00:11:50.520 What else do you want, bitch? 1.00
00:11:51.340 All I want is $1,000, okay?
00:11:53.700 $1,000?
00:11:54.560 Yes.
00:11:55.840 Well, the ATM is broken.
00:11:59.300 That shit's not working.
00:12:01.080 Ah.
00:12:02.120 Oh! 0.60
00:12:03.720 Son!
00:12:04.580 Out the back! 0.99
00:12:05.680 Come on! 0.61
00:12:06.440 What?
00:12:10.480 What?
00:12:13.460 Okay, okay.
00:12:14.480 Son, go in that corner.
00:12:15.800 I'll go in.
00:12:16.980 Shut the door.
00:12:17.340 Shut up, then. 0.83
00:12:18.140 Here, son.
00:12:20.680 Son, just stay right there.
00:12:22.540 Can we go in the bathroom?
00:12:23.020 Hold on.
00:12:30.900 Whoa! 0.71
00:12:31.680 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:12:33.780 Listen.
00:12:34.880 There's nothing going on.
00:12:35.960 Look, we have a hostage back here.
00:12:37.460 I'll both fucking braid out.
00:12:38.960 Get the fuck back, you blue-haired bitch. 1.00
00:12:41.140 You ninja-looking bitch. 1.00
00:12:42.620 You look like ninja.
00:12:43.900 Back the fuck up, get out. 1.00
00:12:45.200 oh oh fuck
00:12:51.000 oh shit he's on our whoa what are you 0.94
00:12:57.960 son get back get back
00:13:04.720 son no son
00:13:09.480 let's get out of here run run get in this shit 0.99
00:13:17.400 get in
00:13:18.760 oh my god
00:13:21.840 oh fuck no
00:13:35.180 why did you why did you go into the only alleyway you idiot i know should we just run 0.98
00:13:42.600 oh run son run
00:13:50.060 no keep going
00:14:05.480 man i do nothing
00:14:20.320 don't move don't move son just let him do what he wants to do
00:14:24.740 man i do nothing
00:14:26.720 i didn't you didn't even read me my rights
00:14:30.280 son just just be there
00:14:38.840 yes i understand my rights
00:14:41.480 all right sir i'm gonna be searching
00:14:43.400 listen please listen listen listen my son
00:14:46.160 he's only nine years old he doesn't you can't please just
00:14:49.900 let him go
00:14:50.800 okay we'll understand that he's uh underage so
00:14:53.840 we'll deal with him all right but there's anything that's gonna post him you're supposed to be harming in the meantime
00:14:57.460 no just let me let me talk to my son please
00:15:00.260 sir may i ask you a question
00:15:01.820 yes
00:15:02.900 your son is nine and he's taller than you
00:15:06.040 really bro you're gonna really say that shit 0.84
00:15:08.640 he had a fucking growth spurt what the fuck can i say 0.98
00:15:11.840 sir why would you put you injure
00:15:14.800 what
00:15:15.740 he's only nine
00:15:17.380 he's my son i take him everywhere with me i'm a good dad
00:15:20.740 the fuck you 0.98
00:15:21.500 daddy you're taking pictures of me you're taking pictures of me
00:15:25.260 it's okay son it's okay
00:15:26.420 do we have um
00:15:29.720 no hey the gun on my son that's my gun that's my gun don't charge me for that
00:15:33.840 don't charge him for that that's my gun yes that's my gun
00:15:36.000 son it's okay
00:15:37.600 i'm gonna be searching you for my safeties and he's gonna poke 0.56
00:15:40.240 the son did nothing wrong
00:15:41.920 do not take him to custody
00:15:43.380 listen he did nothing wrong that's my gun i planted it on him okay that's my gun i'm taking the fall for it
00:15:48.580 let me just listen let him let him please he has nowhere to go he's with me
00:15:52.380 but please just
00:15:53.200 daddy daddy do they do they know about your word for your arrest
00:15:56.560 what do you mean what war
00:15:58.040 son
00:15:58.680 really son you know what fuck that that gun is his 0.96
00:16:02.800 that's his gun
00:16:04.120 no fuck you bitch 1.00
00:16:05.660 no
00:16:06.460 it's not mine i was just kidding
00:16:09.500 wait why did you take her on my back i played baseball with my son like an hour ago 0.84
00:16:14.760 i don't understand
00:16:15.520 sir that's just for now
00:16:16.180 all right all right do your thing then
00:16:17.960 that's just for now okay
00:16:18.880 so this one who owns this firearm
00:16:21.740 oh let's go
00:16:22.760 fine you know what i own the firearm what about it
00:16:25.420 all right then
00:16:27.180 okay
00:16:27.500 thank you sir
00:16:28.820 confessing
00:16:29.660 i don't even know if i should have taken the fall chat
00:16:31.660 i'm not gonna even see a lot of y'all bro
00:16:33.080 yeah
00:16:51.400 you
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