Adin Live - March 13, 2024


Jake Paul Trains Adin Ross.. 😂


Episode Stats

Length

9 minutes

Words per Minute

182.64134

Word Count

1,654

Sentence Count

342

Misogynist Sentences

8

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the and go head to head in a boxing match and see who can knock out the other in the first round. This episode features a little bit of everything.


Transcript

00:00:00.960 That's more than me.
00:00:01.800 Oh, Jake, I'm scared on God.
00:00:03.060 Oh, my God.
00:00:03.880 All right, let's start off at 10%.
00:00:05.520 Just give me 10.
00:00:07.640 All right, just one punch, right?
00:00:09.500 Wait, come where?
00:00:11.160 It's not tight.
00:00:12.360 It's all right.
00:00:13.180 Nah, it's not.
00:00:14.120 You'll be all right.
00:00:14.940 I'll be good?
00:00:16.260 All right, I'll start slow.
00:00:17.360 Okay.
00:00:17.580 Are you going to move?
00:00:18.860 No.
00:00:20.400 That's cool.
00:00:20.900 What percent is that?
00:00:21.560 Be honest.
00:00:22.140 That's like 5%.
00:00:22.980 Shut the f*** up.
00:00:24.040 That's like 10%.
00:00:24.780 Why am I moving with it?
00:00:25.940 It's ricochet.
00:00:26.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I don't know.
00:00:28.660 What percent?
00:00:29.120 That's like 15.
00:00:31.400 Okay, give me a 25.
00:00:33.080 All right.
00:00:34.700 Oh, f***, Jake.
00:00:36.340 All right, give me a 30.
00:00:39.400 Can we move, like, the increments?
00:00:41.100 Yeah, that's right.
00:00:41.980 What do you want to go to, 40?
00:00:43.200 50%.
00:00:43.680 I'll do 50.
00:00:44.400 You want to go 50?
00:00:45.500 Am I okay?
00:00:45.960 You're doing fine.
00:00:46.900 Talk to me.
00:00:47.320 No, no, it hurts, though.
00:00:48.320 I feel a little bit of like a sore.
00:00:50.420 I'll be good.
00:00:51.340 When the punch comes, you breathe out with it.
00:00:54.920 Breathe out, okay.
00:00:56.000 So it's like a sustained.
00:00:56.680 Can you count me down, 3, 2, 1?
00:00:59.120 Sorry, I'm sorry.
00:00:59.980 No, you're doing great.
00:01:00.660 I'm scared, bro.
00:01:01.300 You're doing great.
00:01:02.280 All right, 3, 2, 1.
00:01:04.340 Oh, s***!
00:01:06.160 It's like a pinch, bro.
00:01:07.720 That was 50?
00:01:08.760 Yeah.
00:01:09.740 You're doing good.
00:01:10.480 You're doing good.
00:01:11.020 I'm done.
00:01:11.580 You're doing good.
00:01:12.360 You're done.
00:01:13.000 I think you can take it off and do at least 30%.
00:01:15.020 Fuck, can you?
00:01:16.400 Yeah.
00:01:16.680 If I do it, I'll let him do 100% on me if you take it off and I'll do 50% on you.
00:01:20.500 No.
00:01:21.280 20% none.
00:01:23.300 80% you.
00:01:24.080 Let's do it.
00:01:24.800 Deal?
00:01:25.280 All right, you go first.
00:01:27.240 You got to take it off.
00:01:28.300 I will.
00:01:29.120 I'll do.
00:01:29.500 I'll take a 20%.
00:01:30.700 All right.
00:01:32.220 No.
00:01:32.680 Hell no.
00:01:33.540 I want to chat decide.
00:01:35.100 The chat is going to say that.
00:01:37.020 I don't deal with peer pressure anymore.
00:01:38.500 Let chat decide.
00:01:39.520 Chat, man.
00:01:39.940 Now, what do you want?
00:01:40.820 50%?
00:01:41.360 They want 100% from me.
00:01:42.820 If I'm doing 80%, you take 50%, bro.
00:01:44.720 You're a champ.
00:01:47.640 No, I don't get in the ring.
00:01:49.200 It's going to hurt, man.
00:01:49.960 You just eat it.
00:01:50.900 Do you want 80%?
00:01:53.280 Whatever the fuck you're going to do, you do it, but I want to see him get hit.
00:01:55.660 All right.
00:01:55.960 So him first?
00:01:56.700 Give me a 10% first with none, okay?
00:01:58.820 Okay.
00:01:59.960 I just don't want to hit you.
00:02:00.920 Yeah, bro.
00:02:02.820 Okay.
00:02:03.860 This is 10%.
00:02:05.220 Yeah, I'm good.
00:02:07.220 I'm good.
00:02:07.500 I'm good.
00:02:07.860 Yeah, that's it.
00:02:08.460 Yeah, I'm done.
00:02:09.780 I can't breathe.
00:02:12.100 Jake.
00:02:12.540 Bro, you should have seen.
00:02:13.280 I just nailed little pump.
00:02:14.980 That was not bad at all, bro.
00:02:17.700 Oh, fuck.
00:02:18.360 Bro, because pump won at 100%, and I nailed it.
00:02:23.520 What percent was that, actually?
00:02:24.680 That was like, low-key, that was 15%.
00:02:26.980 Yeah, I know.
00:02:27.500 I went a little harder than 10%.
00:02:29.260 Yeah, I'm a little swollen right now.
00:02:30.560 It's all right.
00:02:30.880 It could have been.
00:02:31.620 It was.
00:02:32.840 You're good.
00:02:33.860 Why, bro?
00:02:34.800 You're good.
00:02:35.320 All right.
00:02:35.700 Don't come closer on your knees.
00:02:37.220 Yeah, that looks crazy.
00:02:38.240 Bro, you got to get away, bro.
00:02:39.840 We already got mean.
00:02:40.440 All right.
00:02:40.660 Yeah, we got mean.
00:02:41.340 All right.
00:02:41.520 So, you got 80%.
00:02:42.340 I got to go.
00:02:42.820 All right.
00:02:43.060 Stand right here.
00:02:43.680 Stand right here.
00:02:44.820 All right.
00:02:45.200 I'm going to go, like.
00:02:46.040 Wherever you want.
00:02:46.600 All right.
00:02:46.860 Ready?
00:02:48.220 Three, two, one.
00:02:50.620 See?
00:02:51.080 He ate it.
00:02:51.480 God damn.
00:02:52.240 Good shit.
00:02:52.680 That's how a man eats it, though.
00:02:54.160 That's what he did.
00:02:55.340 You eat it, Todd.
00:02:56.080 Come here.
00:02:56.760 No, do it.
00:02:57.740 Remember that one time Todd?
00:02:58.900 Remember that one time Todd could drive that discord?
00:03:00.580 Get his ass.
00:03:01.740 Hey.
00:03:02.180 Hey.
00:03:02.980 Get in the ring.
00:03:03.540 I see it.
00:03:04.040 No.
00:03:04.300 Come on.
00:03:04.740 10%.
00:03:05.160 I took 15.
00:03:06.440 You're good.
00:03:07.420 No, he's good.
00:03:08.260 Take a 10.
00:03:09.100 Where did you get pumped?
00:03:14.580 Bro, he was down.
00:03:15.740 He was on the floor for, like, five minutes.
00:03:17.560 Fuck.
00:03:18.580 Dude, I went 100% on him.
00:03:20.360 He asked for 100%.
00:03:21.520 And that's your left, too, right?
00:03:23.760 Yeah.
00:03:23.900 He started sweating and shit.
00:03:24.860 Wait.
00:03:24.880 Are you southpaw?
00:03:27.000 Yeah.
00:03:27.420 This is my weekend.
00:03:28.600 Oh, so you're stronger here.
00:03:29.600 Yeah.
00:03:29.980 Oh.
00:03:30.480 Yeah.
00:03:30.700 I just did the left hand for you.
00:03:32.320 Fuck.
00:03:33.100 Yeah.
00:03:33.280 I'm good off that, Chad.
00:03:34.640 I'm good off that.
00:03:35.400 At least, hey, Chad.
00:03:36.020 At least I got in the ring, right?
00:03:37.440 No, you sacked up.
00:03:38.480 Yeah, that was good.
00:03:38.960 Thank you, bro.
00:03:39.760 Thank you, Chad.
00:03:40.380 That'd be the chat for me.
00:03:41.200 Respect.
00:03:42.500 Couldn't breathe on God.
00:03:43.220 Real respect.
00:03:45.680 Oh, man.
00:03:47.280 God, there's, like, 30 cameras on my face, bro.
00:03:50.900 Pussy.
00:03:51.340 I can't hear you.
00:03:51.860 You guys call me a pussy no matter what.
00:03:53.940 Jake, remember, you're still mic'd up.
00:03:54.920 Don't say anything crazy.
00:03:56.060 I was just telling her I love her.
00:03:57.280 Oh, you're good.
00:03:58.420 Yeah.
00:03:59.300 All right, Chad.
00:04:00.260 I know my...
00:04:00.860 I'm about to head out to...
00:04:02.480 Don't say where.
00:04:04.820 Yeah, I'm going to go to...
00:04:05.760 Din, Din.
00:04:06.780 I'm going home.
00:04:08.200 My boy.
00:04:09.240 Always love.
00:04:10.240 Shout out to Jake, Chad.
00:04:11.380 Don't be f***ing Jake.
00:04:12.480 We'll be doing a lot more of this.
00:04:13.780 Yeah.
00:04:14.200 We'll definitely try to get one more in before his fight, for sure.
00:04:16.580 One more...
00:04:16.800 Something in.
00:04:17.240 Definitely, we'll do it.
00:04:18.100 You guys should come to PR.
00:04:19.600 Puerto Rico?
00:04:20.160 Yeah.
00:04:20.620 And I can stream at your house?
00:04:22.260 Yeah, let's go.
00:04:22.880 Shut up.
00:04:23.900 100%.
00:04:24.220 You can drive my Ferrari if you want and stuff.
00:04:26.800 We should do a full PR stream.
00:04:28.360 That would actually be fire.
00:04:29.500 Whatever you want to do.
00:04:30.240 Chad, do you guys want to see a full PR stream?
00:04:31.880 Let me know right now.
00:04:32.700 Yes or no?
00:04:35.280 Put a three in the chat.
00:04:36.260 You can hear me?
00:04:37.240 Put a three.
00:04:37.740 Put a three.
00:04:38.560 You hoop?
00:04:39.600 No, not...
00:04:40.400 I just can't play other sports without, like...
00:04:44.000 Okay, we're...
00:04:44.540 I'll be, like, getting too amped up and then get injured.
00:04:48.040 Oh, yeah.
00:04:48.260 I'm really cool at basketball.
00:04:49.540 Whenever you're done with...
00:04:50.160 You can shoot?
00:04:50.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:04:51.760 Whenever you're done with your next fight, we'll play.
00:04:53.660 Like, actual one-on-one if you're down.
00:04:54.860 You're really nice.
00:04:55.620 I'm very good.
00:04:56.420 I beat everyone on one-on-one.
00:04:57.620 Every single creator you can think of, I beat.
00:05:00.440 I beat Kai.
00:05:01.120 I beat Speed.
00:05:01.780 Let me see you shoot.
00:05:02.620 I don't know.
00:05:03.140 I got you.
00:05:04.200 I don't know.
00:05:04.940 No, I'm not bullshipping.
00:05:06.380 You can look it up.
00:05:06.960 I got footage.
00:05:08.280 I'm known to be a sharpshooter.
00:05:11.380 This is my first shot.
00:05:12.340 I might miss it.
00:05:12.780 Am I missing?
00:05:13.300 A lot of pressure.
00:05:13.920 There's, like, 30 people looking at me.
00:05:17.400 I missed it.
00:05:18.040 Okay.
00:05:18.280 Yeah, no, it's...
00:05:18.720 No, but you got a shot.
00:05:19.580 Yeah, you can tell, right?
00:05:20.340 Yeah, you can shoot.
00:05:20.980 You can shoot.
00:05:21.500 I might make this one right here.
00:05:22.380 Shoot.
00:05:22.560 You have a...
00:05:24.080 There it is.
00:05:27.200 Oh, that's in and out.
00:05:28.100 That doesn't really count, though.
00:05:28.860 That's the rim.
00:05:29.920 Am I punching you in the liver?
00:05:33.640 Yeah, but not that hard.
00:05:35.520 That's cash.
00:05:36.500 I feel like I can make it.
00:05:37.700 Come on, Aiden.
00:05:38.380 There's, like, 50 people looking at you.
00:05:41.700 Not with one hand, buddy.
00:05:42.840 I don't think so.
00:05:44.800 No way.
00:05:47.360 Oh, I missed that one.
00:05:48.780 Oh, all right.
00:05:49.880 Yeah, let's just get it right in the punch, bro.
00:05:51.820 I don't know what's going on.
00:05:55.440 All right, yeah.
00:05:56.580 Yeah, I need to put that on.
00:05:59.060 I'm going to take a shot by Jake.
00:06:01.440 All right.
00:06:01.740 Oh, it's this camera.
00:06:03.480 You know what I'm going to put on with?
00:06:08.060 He hits hard, doesn't he?
00:06:11.620 Oh, he's got a heavy back.
00:06:15.320 We're going to the ring.
00:06:21.380 Two what?
00:06:22.640 Take two hits.
00:06:23.520 Yeah.
00:06:24.380 Yeah, I know.
00:06:25.840 Fuck.
00:06:27.920 What percent should I ask for?
00:06:29.220 What percent should I ask?
00:06:29.940 Alex gave me 30%.
00:06:33.820 I don't know if Aiden's down.
00:06:36.800 You said what?
00:06:38.860 He did?
00:06:40.160 He ate one really bad.
00:06:41.600 Really?
00:06:42.980 Fuck that.
00:06:44.880 Nah.
00:06:45.420 Pat on or off?
00:06:46.540 All right, go on.
00:06:47.760 All right, whatever you want.
00:06:49.140 Let's do on for 50%.
00:06:51.240 Not 50.
00:06:53.260 No.
00:06:53.980 He's a professional, bro.
00:06:55.260 This isn't going to hurt that bad.
00:07:00.840 What percent is that?
00:07:03.180 Are you playing basketball?
00:07:05.500 We're going to the ring?
00:07:06.560 My girl.
00:07:07.640 Did you make it?
00:07:09.060 She made it before both of us.
00:07:10.880 You made a three?
00:07:12.500 Really?
00:07:13.360 A three-pointer or a layup?
00:07:15.560 Where did you shoot from?
00:07:17.700 Oh, a free throw.
00:07:18.780 Oh, okay.
00:07:19.140 I'm going to have some NBA babies, though.
00:07:21.140 Really?
00:07:21.560 Yeah.
00:07:21.740 Wait, how tall are you?
00:07:24.260 6'1".
00:07:25.140 What?
00:07:25.740 Yeah, we're the same height.
00:07:27.940 We're the same height.
00:07:28.960 Six foot?
00:07:29.660 So, yeah, your kids are going to be like 6'8".
00:07:31.700 Yeah, 100%.
00:07:32.500 Wow.
00:07:32.900 Her brother's like 6'8".
00:07:34.060 Is he playing the NBA?
00:07:35.960 No.
00:07:37.400 Oh.
00:07:38.120 Damn.
00:07:38.600 That's crazy.
00:07:39.260 That's tall.
00:07:40.800 Feels maybe a little tighter.
00:07:43.740 Actually, that's good.
00:07:45.600 That's good.
00:07:47.460 Get in the ring?
00:07:48.320 All right.
00:07:48.500 What are you going to name your kids?
00:07:56.800 They want to know.
00:07:58.160 Oh, you know them now?
00:07:59.000 We have some names.
00:07:59.880 Cool.
00:08:00.580 Aiden?
00:08:03.560 Oh, thank you.
00:08:04.320 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:05.940 Yeah, we got some names, but we can't divulge that information.
00:08:09.580 Yes, sir.
00:08:11.120 So, I'm just going to roll on there.
00:08:13.080 I got it.
00:08:13.460 So, how do you get in?
00:08:14.620 He said, so how do you get in?
00:08:16.600 Shit.
00:08:16.820 Oh, chat.
00:08:18.420 Fuck.
00:08:19.440 Bro, can I just put this like that?
00:08:22.340 I think it's good, yeah.
00:08:23.380 Tat, can you hear Jake talk real quick?
00:08:24.840 Hello, Tess, Tess, Tess.
00:08:26.100 I think this is all wrong.
00:08:27.860 She made it again.
00:08:29.680 Yeah, see.
00:08:30.960 Do it.
00:08:31.700 Do it.
00:08:32.100 Do it.
00:08:32.980 Is she actually taller than me?
00:08:34.480 You're 6'4 for real?
00:08:35.460 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:36.000 Fuck.
00:08:36.640 She's a world champion speed skater.
00:08:40.140 Oh, you're a skater?
00:08:41.240 Oh, nice.
00:08:41.820 Wait, film her taking a shot.
00:08:43.000 I want to see if you can do it on camera.
00:08:44.320 You got this, babe.
00:08:47.620 Oh, see.
00:08:49.740 Yeah, that was.
00:08:50.480 She'll make the next one.
00:08:51.420 She'll make it when the camera's not on.
00:08:54.800 You look beautiful, though.
00:08:56.440 Thank you.
00:08:57.920 And free throw, and it's.
00:09:00.420 There we go.
00:09:01.020 That's it.
00:09:02.320 Let's fucking go.