Jidion got KICKED out of Harvard!
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Summary
Harvard is one of the most prestigious schools in the country and is home to the most educated people in the world. Marquette Brownlee joins us to talk about his first day of school and why he chose Harvard over a community college.
Transcript
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Because my mom always told me education is the only way out.
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It's a sexual event of prevention for instances of hate speech and discrimination here at Harvard.
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I never actually met somebody that goes to Harvard, bro.
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So, like, let me ask you guys a question about Ivy League schools.
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So, if you graduate from an Ivy League school, does it guarantee that you're going to get a job?
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Can I, like, talk for, like, the black community on campus?
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But I feel like it's a reason why I'm here right now.
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Like, let's say I went to a community college and I want to be a doctor.
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But this motherfucker here went to Harvard and wants to be the doctor.
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Would they choose him automatically over the community college or no?
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You guys talking about the racial injustice here,
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and I didn't save up all my bread to come to a school that does not show equality to everybody.
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She was talking about the racial stereotypes that people would call her.
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I might have a wave cap on, but I'm bald under here.
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People will call me people like Freddie Gibbs or Tracy Morgan or the guy from Fast and Furious.
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We're the generation that's going to push our future forward to where our kids won't even know what color is.
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All they're going to see is a human being for the integrity and character that they have inside of them.
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If it wasn't obvious from that intellectual speech I dropped earlier, we're at Harvard right now.
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You guys say you've been wanting old Jadeon back and stuff like that.
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The reason I don't do anything is because every time I do try to go out and record a prank,
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you guys come up to me, yo, are you recording a prank right now?
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So I have to go somewhere where I know none of y'all fuckers are at.
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He's actually smart as fuck for going over to Harvard.
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So basically, we're going to do a typewriter prank.
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We're just going to do it in Harvard, one of the smartest schools in the country.
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But yeah, we're about to go inside this antique shop and try to get one real quick.
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Like if I want to like talk to like my shawties, like kind of like text all night.
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The teacher said we have to bring our laptops today.
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Are you guys over here thinking I'm making like pranks and stuff like that, bro?
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Bro, good for all y'all, by the way, for getting into Harvard, bro.
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If you guys don't get into Harvard and all these schools, bro, and you guys are just.
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I really want you guys to understand that you guys are all winners, bro.
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But if you do go to Harvard, I'll fuck with you, too.
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All right, just give me like half of that and then you can go.
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I just gave him a good pad down, but like he wanted to let me touch his bum, though.
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So, I feel like there might be something back there.
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Well, the Ukrainians have a right to fight back.
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I don't know if people want to take this whole system down.
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Well, I think it's better to serve in fighting the powers.
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How are you going to tell me I'm not in this class?
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Bro, there's like 300 people in this fucking class.
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How are you going to know he's not in the class, bro?
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Does anybody else have an extra typewriter on them?
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Um, Professor, can you repeat that last thing real quick?
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Look, am I allowed to just go into Harvard and sit down and like, like, like pay attention?
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Bro, you left everything here except for the typewriter.
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Have you guys seen an angry British man with a typewriter?
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Bro, I know you got proper English and everything, but you don't got to be mean to me.
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Professor Snipe, can you please not touch my camera?
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If I show you my ID, can I go back in the class?
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If 12 come by here and like ask, I'm a white guy with like a 6'6 black filmer.
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And a professor got mad and he broke my typewriter.
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Because my mom always told me education is the only way out.
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Yo, why does he talk like this to a fucking cop?
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Bro, how does he have the balls to do that, bro?
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Problem is, is that you need to be a Harvard student in order to take a class.
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You shouldn't go into any Harvard buildings if you're not affiliated.
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But like academically, like I feel like I can get better.
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Because I'm pretty sure like as long as you've been here, like you probably got like ten times smarter, huh?
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Definitely don't go into any Harvard buildings.
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Hey, if he says I can come back, like just let me know.
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The best part about your videos is you keep it positive through all the pranks.
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I'm going to get out of here before I really get in trouble.
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I feel like that went as horrible as it could have and also as best as it could have.
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We're like super lucky not to like be in any trouble.
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I'm actually glad I got to meet the guy from TikTok.
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I ain't going to lie when people say that shit, bro.
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We didn't get a thumbie, so we got a face rugged.
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I was wondering if you could help me make a thumbnail for my YouTube channel.
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Would you be down to help me like make a thumbnail for my YouTube channel?
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Could you just like come over here just real quick?