Adin Live - March 24, 2022


Jidion X Mrbeast... 👀


Episode Stats

Length

20 minutes

Words per Minute

214.43436

Word Count

4,328

Sentence Count

592

Misogynist Sentences

40

Hate Speech Sentences

28


Summary

On this episode, the guys talk about a fire alarm that went off at 6:00am in Universal Studios Florida and how they managed to save the lives of everyone in the building. Also, the boys talk about their trip to Universal Studios and what it's like to be a part of the Paw Marshall.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, what's up?
00:00:02.000 You guys changed my life!
00:00:04.000 Oh, thanks for letting everybody know.
00:00:06.000 Bro, I wanna be part of 4PF. Bro, your pockets are full already, man.
00:00:08.000 I know Mr. Beast is paying you guys good, man.
00:00:10.000 Bro, I'll slide on anybody, I don't care.
00:00:14.000 I'm in a zoo with the lions and apes and bears.
00:00:16.000 You probably won't make it through.
00:00:18.000 I'm in a 4PF!
00:00:22.000 That's, like, really weird. You're weird.
00:00:24.000 Wait, what?
00:00:26.000 Ow!
00:00:28.000 Bro, why is this wallpaper still that f***?
00:00:30.000 Why is this wallpaper still Celine?
00:00:32.000 What the f***?
00:00:34.000 Bro, this shit's crazy.
00:00:36.000 Well, it doesn't matter. We're actually saving lives so we can walk.
00:00:38.000 If they get mad, it's like, yo, we're trying to save you.
00:00:40.000 Excuse me.
00:00:42.000 Can y'all please do fast?
00:00:44.000 No, I'm back up.
00:00:46.000 You wanna talk to him? No, you keep on talking to him.
00:00:48.000 Bro, I can't take this shit, bro.
00:00:52.000 Hey, just let me know when you need the big guns.
00:00:54.000 I got y'all.
00:00:56.000 You must not know who I am.
00:00:58.000 I'm part of the Paw Marshall.
00:00:59.000 Hey, everything's gonna be fine.
00:01:00.000 If I need to, I'm gonna step in.
00:01:01.000 But, like, they don't need the big guns yet.
00:01:03.000 Don't worry about it.
00:01:04.000 Yo, I just wanna show everybody, everything's gonna be fine.
00:01:07.000 I'm here.
00:01:08.000 I'm him.
00:01:09.000 I think it's because I was vaping.
00:01:11.000 It was you?
00:01:12.000 It's because you were vaping?
00:01:13.000 You vaped it right next to the fire alarm?
00:01:15.000 Wait, chat, I have a question.
00:01:16.000 Does vape actually set up a fire alarm?
00:01:18.000 Ray.
00:01:19.000 You're weird.
00:01:20.000 Bro, what?
00:01:21.000 I'm literally just asking.
00:01:24.000 I don't think so.
00:01:26.000 Hey, blow it out for them to see.
00:01:28.000 Yeah.
00:01:29.000 Y'all, that smoke's the reason why we're out here.
00:01:31.000 It's because of him.
00:01:32.000 It's six in the morning.
00:01:33.000 Ain't nobody fucking with us.
00:01:34.000 Yeah.
00:01:35.000 I did 15 years in Chirac.
00:01:36.000 Gunfire's not the only thing they're talking about out there.
00:01:38.000 There's real fires, too.
00:01:39.000 Is there real fire in the building?
00:01:41.000 Oh, I'm not sure yet.
00:01:42.000 I'm, like, 69% positive that there is.
00:01:44.000 Are you guys, like, Amish, by any chance?
00:01:46.000 So, like, is that your first time ever hearing a fire alarm?
00:01:49.000 What?
00:01:50.000 Aloki wanted to join, like, an Amish community for a day.
00:01:53.000 Hey, it's all clear!
00:01:54.000 I second that.
00:01:55.000 We're good.
00:01:56.000 We're good.
00:01:57.000 I told you, bro.
00:01:58.000 It was all good.
00:01:59.000 Unfortunately, you don't have any authority here.
00:02:00.000 They do.
00:02:01.000 I have to listen to them.
00:02:02.000 But I told you, though.
00:02:03.000 Yeah, he did the most.
00:02:05.000 Oh, God.
00:02:06.000 Please proceed back to your room.
00:02:07.000 I do apologize for the inconvenience.
00:02:09.000 Yeah, but it's all good, though.
00:02:10.000 But I told you so.
00:02:11.000 Children first.
00:02:12.000 They didn't go back to sleep.
00:02:13.000 You don't gotta be nasty.
00:02:14.000 What did I say that was nasty?
00:02:16.000 Calling you a child.
00:02:17.000 What?
00:02:18.000 Oh, you a big boy.
00:02:20.000 Like, what?
00:02:22.000 There's kids in there.
00:02:23.000 Wait, what?
00:02:24.000 Y'all, I hate taking off my mic because I have to tape it.
00:02:27.000 So, whenever we go through, like, metal detectors and stuff like that, I just be like, oh, it's
00:02:30.000 my insulin pump.
00:02:31.000 They always let me go through.
00:02:32.000 It's so funny.
00:02:33.000 But, yeah, y'all, we over here at Universal.
00:02:35.000 I've never been to...
00:02:36.000 No way.
00:02:37.000 Post Malone.
00:02:38.000 Say stoner boy on three.
00:02:39.000 One, two, three.
00:02:40.000 You kinda, like, got beefier, though.
00:02:41.000 I did.
00:02:42.000 But it's all good, though.
00:02:43.000 We love you.
00:02:44.000 But, yeah, I've never been to Universal before.
00:02:45.000 We went to Disney, like, the first day we were here, and it was whack.
00:02:48.000 So, I'm hoping that this is better.
00:02:49.000 Hey, is it cool if I skip y'all since it's Black History Month?
00:02:51.000 Like, we only got, like, two days left.
00:02:52.000 Like, we only got, like, two days left.
00:02:53.000 I'm thinking of the pleasure of standing here with me.
00:02:54.000 How does that sound?
00:02:55.000 I can do that one.
00:02:56.000 I can do that one.
00:02:57.000 I can do that one.
00:02:58.000 Yeah, W guy.
00:02:59.000 Yeah, I'm cool with Willy Wonka, so, like, I should be able to just, like, go right in.
00:03:04.000 Willy Wonka, he has me on the reservation.
00:03:06.000 I don't think I have a Willy Wonka.
00:03:08.000 Just type in T'Challa.
00:03:09.000 T-H-C.
00:03:10.000 I know how to spell T'Challa.
00:03:12.000 Okay, my bad, my bad.
00:03:13.000 Right here, throw up your X real quick.
00:03:15.000 Nah, I ain't gonna do that one.
00:03:16.000 Okay.
00:03:17.000 I guess Wakanda isn't forever.
00:03:18.000 So, do you guys have a reservation for us tonight?
00:03:20.000 Nah, nah, nah.
00:03:21.000 I just hauled up Willy, and he was like, I got you, bro.
00:03:23.000 Ah, well, you're at the wrong factory.
00:03:25.000 Can I, like, rap for you, and maybe I can get a seat real quick?
00:03:27.000 Well, you know.
00:03:28.000 Bust down Rolly Avalanche.
00:03:29.000 Yeah, my old bitch average.
00:03:31.000 This is my first time rapping it.
00:03:32.000 I'm a go-retarded-ish.
00:03:33.000 Here.
00:03:34.000 Oh, bro, that's fine.
00:03:38.000 Kai's bars do work.
00:03:40.000 Damn, you a big body.
00:03:41.000 I don't know who you are, but-
00:03:42.000 Oh, for real?
00:03:43.000 Our kids are all excited, so-
00:03:44.000 Oh, my name's Johnny Sins.
00:03:45.000 And what do you do?
00:03:46.000 Oh, man, you don't want to know.
00:03:48.000 Really, they shouldn't know either, but, like, you know.
00:03:50.000 That's not a-
00:03:51.000 I'm not a parent, you know.
00:03:52.000 That's on y'all.
00:03:53.000 Wait, did David Dwork ever give you the Tesla or no?
00:03:54.000 Huh?
00:03:55.000 Nah, bro.
00:03:56.000 He got, like, three days left, bro.
00:03:57.000 It's gonna get canceled.
00:03:58.000 Actually, by the time this video drops, it's already past that time, so you're canceled.
00:04:01.000 You know what?
00:04:02.000 At the end of the video, I'm gonna show you guys the video of David Dwork saying the N-word
00:04:04.000 to me.
00:04:05.000 Hey!
00:04:06.000 Yo!
00:04:07.000 Actually, can I get a discount since I was assaulted here?
00:04:09.000 I didn't see it, sorry.
00:04:10.000 Oh, it was Willy Wonka.
00:04:11.000 Like, he's, like, your top, like, attraction here.
00:04:13.000 What's your name?
00:04:14.000 T'Challa.
00:04:15.000 Is it on that?
00:04:16.000 Oh.
00:04:17.000 Damn.
00:04:18.000 Fuck.
00:04:19.000 I can't give my-
00:04:20.000 I don't like giving away my real name.
00:04:21.000 You're doing too much, sir.
00:04:22.000 Is this you or not?
00:04:23.000 Yeah, that's me.
00:04:24.000 You're doing too much.
00:04:25.000 Yeah!
00:04:26.000 I'm doing too much, y'all.
00:04:27.000 I'm sorry.
00:04:28.000 I can't just say you're doing too much with Deon.
00:04:29.000 Can I get a flick real quick?
00:04:30.000 He's doing too much.
00:04:31.000 I'm tired of shit, bro.
00:04:33.000 Yo, check out what time this is, motherfuckers.
00:04:34.000 For me, it's 12.23 in the morning right now.
00:04:37.000 A flick?
00:04:38.000 A flick.
00:04:39.000 Oh.
00:04:40.000 I know.
00:04:41.000 I know.
00:04:42.000 I'm not gonna lie.
00:04:44.000 That's kind of-
00:04:45.000 That's kind of transforming.
00:04:47.000 But, like, you're denying my rights right now.
00:04:50.000 You know what?
00:04:51.000 I'm gonna go ask him for a flick.
00:04:52.000 I bet he's way better anyway.
00:04:53.000 I bet you don't even know how to do the ISO and, like, white balance.
00:04:55.000 Yo.
00:04:56.000 She offing, bro.
00:04:57.000 She funny as fuck, man.
00:04:58.000 She offing.
00:04:59.000 Like, why she off?
00:05:00.000 Nobody fuck with her, man.
00:05:01.000 Is that why she's posting up on the street by herself?
00:05:02.000 Yeah, she ain't gay, bro.
00:05:03.000 She not pee.
00:05:04.000 Bro, just give me-
00:05:05.000 Yo, she not pee?
00:05:06.000 She not pee.
00:05:07.000 She not pushing none of that shit.
00:05:08.000 Damn.
00:05:09.000 Are you pushing?
00:05:10.000 Pushing.
00:05:11.000 Been pushing.
00:05:12.000 Yo, that's crazy, man.
00:05:13.000 That's crazy.
00:05:14.000 Yo, Lil Tinker!
00:05:16.000 Yo, what are you gonna be gonna do?
00:05:18.000 You gotta hit me up, bro.
00:05:20.000 You gotta hit me up.
00:05:21.000 Bro, are they still holding you for ransom?
00:05:22.000 Yo.
00:05:23.000 I'm dead.
00:05:24.000 Yo, what's good, dude?
00:05:25.000 Fuck Tyrone.
00:05:26.000 F Tyrone.
00:05:27.000 F Tyrone.
00:05:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:29.000 What tips you got, though, for, like, YouTube?
00:05:30.000 I say, she's like, you gotta do stuff that's different from everybody.
00:05:32.000 Yeah.
00:05:33.000 Cause, like, if you follow the trend, what it's gonna do is, like, obviously the top people are
00:05:35.000 gonna get the views, cause everybody already watches them.
00:05:37.000 And then, like, they'll watch other people, but, like, as it goes down, it's gonna get less
00:05:40.000 and less and less and less.
00:05:41.000 So, I say you start the trend.
00:05:42.000 Go back to what?
00:05:44.000 X.
00:05:47.000 What are they saying go back to?
00:05:48.000 Crazy, you should say that.
00:05:49.000 Yo, Lil Tinker!
00:05:51.000 Whoa.
00:05:52.000 Yo, when are you gonna be on a new Aiden Rostring?
00:05:54.000 I said.
00:05:55.000 Oh, I didn't realize that.
00:05:58.000 Yo, Lil Tinker!
00:06:00.000 Yo, when are you gonna be on a new Aiden Rostring?
00:06:02.000 I said.
00:06:03.000 I don't know, bro.
00:06:04.000 You gotta hit me up.
00:06:05.000 You don't know?
00:06:06.000 Alright, I wanna find this kid, bro.
00:06:07.000 Let me know.
00:06:08.000 Bro, are they still holding you for ransom?
00:06:10.000 No, okay.
00:06:11.000 Yo, what's good, dude?
00:06:12.000 Fuck Tyrone!
00:06:13.000 Is that Cheezer?
00:06:14.000 F Tyrone!
00:06:15.000 F Tyrone!
00:06:16.000 F Tyrone, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:17.000 I said, you gotta do stuff that's different from everybody.
00:06:20.000 Cause, like, if you follow the trend, what it's gonna do is, like...
00:06:23.000 Stop being fake tired, bro, Scrabby.
00:06:24.000 If I saw you right now, I would literally take your eye out.
00:06:26.000 Oh, my.
00:06:27.000 Cuff him.
00:06:28.000 No, cuff him.
00:06:29.000 No, no, no, cuff him.
00:06:30.000 Like, oh, my God.
00:06:31.000 I'm streaming in a week, bro.
00:06:32.000 I have no filter right now.
00:06:33.000 Like, I gotta chill.
00:06:34.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:06:35.000 People are gonna get the views, because everybody already watches them.
00:06:37.000 And then, like, they'll watch other people's, but, like, as it goes down, it's gonna get
00:06:39.000 less and less and less and less.
00:06:40.000 So, I said you start the trend.
00:06:41.000 Like, you throw stuff at the wall, and then I promise you something's gonna stick eventually.
00:06:45.000 If you feel like you got the personality, if you feel like you got the talent and stuff, you can get it.
00:06:48.000 You just gotta throw stuff at the wall, and then when it sticks, figure out what's stuck, then try to get the formula.
00:06:52.000 Don't keep on doing the same thing, but find the formula, and then keep the same thing.
00:06:56.000 Like, I found the formula.
00:06:57.000 Hell, yeah.
00:06:58.000 I make it different every video, but I know the formula, you feel me?
00:07:00.000 You really got that shit in the headlock, bro.
00:07:02.000 Bro, call me Jeff Hardy, man.
00:07:03.000 I'm a swantine bomb.
00:07:04.000 Yo, Joe Biden?
00:07:05.000 Yo!
00:07:06.000 What's good, Joe Biden?
00:07:07.000 How you doing, G?
00:07:08.000 Yo, Chad, who you guys got in the 2025 election?
00:07:11.000 Let me know right now who y'all got, bro.
00:07:14.000 Hey, man, like, why don't we slide in on Putin?
00:07:17.000 What's that?
00:07:18.000 Why don't we slide in on Putin?
00:07:20.000 No.
00:07:21.000 Just deploy me, man.
00:07:22.000 I'm a prestige master.
00:07:26.000 You're our commander-in-chief, man.
00:07:27.000 You're not gonna let that happen.
00:07:29.000 Yo!
00:07:30.000 What's up?
00:07:31.000 What's good, y'all?
00:07:32.000 Oh, my bad, man.
00:07:33.000 You good, G?
00:07:34.000 I think because y'all think I'm big, like, y'all can just, like, bully me.
00:07:36.000 What the fuck?
00:07:37.000 Is he on a molly?
00:07:38.000 Just show Mr. Beast.
00:07:39.000 He's here?
00:07:40.000 Carl Jacobs, too.
00:07:41.000 I've been talking about me being the black Mr. Beast, but why be the black Mr. Beast when I can just be with Mr. Beast, you know?
00:07:45.000 Not like that, but like, you know, like, in this video.
00:07:47.000 Chris!
00:07:48.000 Can I be in the next Mr. Beast video?
00:07:50.000 I don't know if you guys know, but Mr. Beast is part of 4PF.
00:07:52.000 Like, literally, all four of his pockets are full and all of his homie pockets are full.
00:07:55.000 So I want my pockets full.
00:07:56.000 You guys know what happened to me on Twitch?
00:07:58.000 I'm missing a pocket now.
00:07:59.000 But Shag, Youngboy ran for election.
00:08:01.000 Would y'all actually vote for Youngboy, yes or no?
00:08:03.000 Gotta fill it back up.
00:08:04.000 Yes!
00:08:05.000 I wanna be in Squid Game, part two!
00:08:06.000 Oh, what's up, Ashtray?
00:08:07.000 Anyway, we got a little ashtray right here.
00:08:09.000 Are you a YouTuber?
00:08:10.000 Huh?
00:08:11.000 No, I'm a Twitch streamer.
00:08:12.000 Oh, okay.
00:08:13.000 Have you seen Chris from Mr. Beast?
00:08:14.000 Yeah, he think he's walked that way.
00:08:15.000 Oh, I gotta go.
00:08:16.000 I gotta go.
00:08:17.000 Chris!
00:08:18.000 Chris!
00:08:19.000 Oh!
00:08:20.000 Oh, my God!
00:08:21.000 Oh, my God!
00:08:22.000 Oh, my God!
00:08:23.000 Oh, my God!
00:08:24.000 Oh, my God!
00:08:25.000 Oh, my God!
00:08:26.000 Oh, my God!
00:08:27.000 Oh, my gosh!
00:08:28.000 Oh, my God!
00:08:29.000 What's up?
00:08:30.000 You guys changed my life!
00:08:31.000 Oh, thanks for letting everybody know.
00:08:33.000 Bro, I wanna be part of 4PF.
00:08:34.000 Bro, your pockets are full already, man.
00:08:35.000 I know Mr. Beast is paying you guys good, man.
00:08:37.000 Bro, I'll slide on anybody.
00:08:38.000 I don't care.
00:08:39.000 Bro, you're hilarious.
00:08:40.000 Can I hop on?
00:08:41.000 I'm not Mr. Beast, so...
00:08:42.000 Just let him know.
00:08:43.000 I'm ready to slide.
00:08:44.000 All right.
00:08:45.000 I got you.
00:08:46.000 Can I get a pic?
00:08:47.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:08:48.000 Oh, my God!
00:08:49.000 You get so much information for me!
00:08:50.000 Oh, my God!
00:08:51.000 Oh, my God!
00:08:52.000 Oh, my God!
00:08:53.000 Keep it up, man.
00:08:54.000 And your guys' pockets get too full?
00:08:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:56.000 Hit me up.
00:08:57.000 Hold on.
00:08:58.000 I just saw something.
00:08:59.000 Keep it up, man.
00:09:00.000 Oh, my God!
00:09:01.000 Oh, my God!
00:09:02.000 Oh, my God!
00:09:03.000 Oh, my God!
00:09:04.000 Guys, you guys see what I'm seeing?
00:09:05.000 Look at his fingers.
00:09:08.000 Yo!
00:09:09.000 Hey, Ray.
00:09:10.000 Why are you on my dick?
00:09:11.000 Hey, Ray.
00:09:12.000 Hey, Ray.
00:09:13.000 Why are you on my dick?
00:09:14.000 Yo.
00:09:16.000 Like, watch that dig rock.
00:09:17.000 Ray, is that a basic color, Ray?
00:09:19.000 That was dig rock.
00:09:22.000 Keep it up, man.
00:09:23.000 Hey, you guys' pockets get too full?
00:09:25.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:09:26.000 Hit me up.
00:09:28.000 Oh, my God!
00:09:29.000 It's so...
00:09:31.000 Bro, I know people are like,
00:09:32.000 Bro, my nigga, how do you keep on meeting everybody?
00:09:34.000 That's a part of 4 PM!
00:09:35.000 Hey!
00:09:36.000 It's our senior strip.
00:09:37.000 You gonna get us a bottle?
00:09:38.000 What the fuck?
00:09:39.000 For the one time?
00:09:40.000 We're feeding.
00:09:41.000 Hey, and for the one time, I can't do it for the one time.
00:09:42.000 You not getting us a bottle for real?
00:09:43.000 Bro, I can't, bro.
00:09:44.000 Only lame niggas say that shit.
00:09:45.000 Aw, man.
00:09:46.000 Did you break your arm?
00:09:47.000 Spraying?
00:09:48.000 I don't know.
00:09:49.000 I can't, bro.
00:09:50.000 Only lame niggas say that shit.
00:09:53.000 Aw, man.
00:09:54.000 Did you break your arm?
00:09:55.000 Spraying?
00:09:56.000 I don't know.
00:09:57.000 I can't...
00:09:58.000 I can't mess with people with weak bones.
00:09:59.000 What does he look like that I know, bro?
00:10:01.000 What the fuck?
00:10:02.000 Oh, I got the bow cut off.
00:10:03.000 Hey!
00:10:05.000 Yo, what does he look like?
00:10:06.000 That's birds in the trap.
00:10:09.000 That's your mind.
00:10:10.000 Alright, can I get a picture, though?
00:10:15.000 I was fine.
00:10:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:17.000 What's good, G?
00:10:18.000 What's good?
00:10:19.000 Thank you.
00:10:20.000 No, I appreciate you, G.
00:10:22.000 I don't want to break you again.
00:10:23.000 Hey, no way.
00:10:24.000 I just met Mr. Beast here, too.
00:10:25.000 Mr. Beast is here?
00:10:26.000 Yeah, for real.
00:10:27.000 Like, Mr. Beast?
00:10:28.000 Yeah, for real.
00:10:29.000 Like, Jimmy?
00:10:30.000 Yeah, for real.
00:10:31.000 Jimmy!
00:10:32.000 Jimmy!
00:10:33.000 They just said Mr. Beast was here.
00:10:35.000 And he was.
00:10:36.000 Bro, have you seen Mr. Beast?
00:10:37.000 I saw Jimmy in Hogwarts.
00:10:40.000 Yeah!
00:10:43.000 Jimmy!
00:10:44.000 Oh, Black Mr. Beast.
00:10:47.000 Mr. Clean, have you seen Mr. Beast?
00:10:50.000 I know you guys have that Mr. Connection.
00:10:51.000 Mr. Beast!
00:10:52.000 Jimmy!
00:10:53.000 Where's Jimmy?
00:10:54.000 Where's Jimmy?
00:10:55.000 He's over there.
00:10:56.000 He's over there?
00:10:57.000 Where's Mr. Beast?
00:10:58.000 Is this you, actually?
00:10:59.000 No, forget Mr. Beast.
00:11:00.000 Can I please take a selfie with you?
00:11:01.000 Oh, my God!
00:11:02.000 Guys, I'm just a regular black guy.
00:11:04.000 I need to find Mr. Beast.
00:11:05.000 No, I'm not going to be here.
00:11:07.000 Bro, Mr. Beast is here right now.
00:11:09.000 He's here right now, bro.
00:11:10.000 Y'all trying to slide?
00:11:11.000 No!
00:11:12.000 No!
00:11:13.000 Yo, Palpatine, have you seen Mr. Beast?
00:11:15.000 Sorry?
00:11:16.000 Have you seen Mr. Beast?
00:11:17.000 No.
00:11:18.000 Watch.
00:11:19.000 Yo, have you guys seen Mr. Beast?
00:11:20.000 Yeah.
00:11:21.000 Where is he?
00:11:22.000 He's over there.
00:11:23.000 I think you're lying.
00:11:24.000 Yeah.
00:11:25.000 Yeah, I'm lying.
00:11:26.000 Damn.
00:11:27.000 I don't know, are you?
00:11:28.000 Because I'm Italian, but I know that you're famous.
00:11:30.000 Oh, no, man.
00:11:31.000 I'm just only OnlyFans.
00:11:32.000 You made the fucking white!
00:11:33.000 Okay.
00:11:34.000 There's a problem with the whole way of life.
00:11:35.000 Boys, GD on!
00:11:36.000 Yo, what's good, G?
00:11:37.000 Yo, what's good?
00:11:38.000 What's good?
00:11:39.000 GD, I want to fix you.
00:11:40.000 I want to fix you.
00:11:41.000 I want to fix you.
00:11:42.000 I want to fix you.
00:11:43.000 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:11:45.000 How long you been talking for?
00:11:46.000 Bro, I'll leave tomorrow.
00:11:47.000 Bro, I met Dr. Umar yesterday.
00:11:48.000 He's so far hunting for me.
00:11:49.000 Hey, if you guys know any goons up in, like, Jacksonville, like, can you tell them, like,
00:11:52.000 what do you mean?
00:11:53.000 Are these your fans?
00:11:55.000 Bro, what are you talking about, bro?
00:11:56.000 I'm not in this video, you fucking moron.
00:11:59.000 Is that going to be you in 30 years?
00:12:07.000 Who?
00:12:08.000 This?
00:12:09.000 Is that going to be you?
00:12:10.000 You're so...
00:12:11.000 Oh, yeah, I feel you, I feel you.
00:12:12.000 Yeah, I'm not the fan.
00:12:13.000 I don't got a wire on me, so you can tell me.
00:12:14.000 No, I don't got a wire on me.
00:12:15.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:16.000 Yo, is Mr. Beast over there?
00:12:17.000 Yeah, I just saw him.
00:12:18.000 Like, over there?
00:12:19.000 Like, just?
00:12:20.000 Where?
00:12:21.000 Take me, take me.
00:12:22.000 He ran.
00:12:23.000 He's running?
00:12:24.000 Yeah.
00:12:25.000 Mr. Beast!
00:12:26.000 You can't run from me!
00:12:27.000 I'm here to collect!
00:12:28.000 That's not Mr. Beast.
00:12:29.000 Ugh.
00:12:30.000 I don't know about that, bro.
00:12:31.000 What the fuck?
00:12:32.000 That's, like, really weird.
00:12:34.000 You're weird.
00:12:35.000 And he's smiling, but, like, he's weird as fuck.
00:12:37.000 Hey, man, excuse my voice a little bit, y'all.
00:12:39.000 I'm a little bit sick and stuff.
00:12:40.000 Wait, did he just try to, like, pants him?
00:12:41.000 I just want to bring attention to Brody right here, since he wanted to get attention for
00:12:44.000 himself.
00:12:45.000 Man, you have to be a weird dude to want to pants another man in public.
00:12:48.000 And not only that, pants a man in front of a bunch of children.
00:12:50.000 That's bad.
00:12:51.000 So, here, since you wanted to be in the video and wanted to, you know, get attention and
00:12:53.000 stuff like that, show your weird face so all your weird friends can go up to you and tell
00:12:57.000 you how weird you are.
00:12:58.000 So, yeah, you're a weirdo, bro.
00:12:59.000 He's like, huh, huh, I almost got you.
00:13:01.000 Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
00:13:02.000 Bro, he's like, that ass pissed me off.
00:13:03.000 Bro, Terry, have you seen Mr. Beast?
00:13:04.000 Chris is here, though.
00:13:05.000 I already seen Chris.
00:13:06.000 I need the money maker.
00:13:07.000 I need the bank.
00:13:08.000 Not the bank teller.
00:13:10.000 Yes, ma'am.
00:13:11.000 Hey, how you doing?
00:13:12.000 What?
00:13:13.000 That was crazy.
00:13:15.000 What?
00:13:16.000 I'm talking about what he said.
00:13:18.000 What?
00:13:19.000 Yeah, like, I hit the renegade better than anybody.
00:13:23.000 I'm actually the first person to hit the renegade.
00:13:25.000 I see you on my first page all the time.
00:13:27.000 No way?
00:13:28.000 You saw the collab I did with Charli D'Amelio?
00:13:30.000 Oh, no, I'm on TikTok, bro.
00:13:33.000 Oh, TikTok?
00:13:34.000 Yeah, bro.
00:13:35.000 I'm, like, popping.
00:13:36.000 Really?
00:13:37.000 Like, me and Dixie D'Amelio, like, she's been cheating on me with, you know, Noah Beck.
00:13:40.000 What's your TikTok?
00:13:41.000 Huh?
00:13:42.000 What's your TikTok?
00:13:43.000 Oh, Marques Brownlee.
00:13:44.000 I was with Mr. Beast.
00:13:45.000 I was with Mr. Beast.
00:13:46.000 Huh?
00:13:47.000 He was here?
00:13:48.000 Yeah.
00:13:49.000 Can you show the camera real quick?
00:13:50.000 Mr. Beast was here, y'all.
00:13:51.000 I threw him with a bag.
00:13:52.000 Did he leave her?
00:13:53.000 He left.
00:13:54.000 Operation Mr. Beast failed.
00:13:55.000 I got in the inner circle.
00:13:56.000 I'm infiltrated.
00:13:57.000 I'm climbing up the ranks.
00:13:58.000 No, bro, my chair smells like cheese.
00:14:00.000 Bro, I said, Mr. Beast.
00:14:01.000 Oh, I'm sorry, bro.
00:14:03.000 What's up?
00:14:04.000 My bad, my bad.
00:14:05.000 Hey, what's up?
00:14:06.000 Hope you feel better.
00:14:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:14:08.000 Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:14:10.000 Father, pick you.
00:14:11.000 Oh.
00:14:12.000 Yo.
00:14:13.000 Now you.
00:14:14.000 Whose mom's getting fucked by?
00:14:16.000 Is that Shirley right?
00:14:18.000 Pick you, pick you, pick you.
00:14:19.000 You're weird.
00:14:20.000 Bro, she cool people.
00:14:21.000 Hey, shout out Pokey.
00:14:22.000 Love you.
00:14:23.000 Can't wait to take you to the cookout.
00:14:24.000 Are we getting a cookout?
00:14:25.000 Oh, we definitely get in the cookout, but we hit 700,000 likes.
00:14:27.000 Pokey.
00:14:28.000 Hey, we hit the goal.
00:14:29.000 You got to pull up.
00:14:30.000 So what, are you on YouTube?
00:14:31.000 No, I'm on Hornhub.
00:14:32.000 Yo.
00:14:33.000 Yes.
00:14:34.000 I'm on.
00:14:35.000 Nah, yeah.
00:14:36.000 Nah, yeah.
00:14:37.000 Like, really, he should be knowing who I am, but like, you know, that's your business.
00:14:40.000 Yo.
00:14:41.000 I'm not mama.
00:14:42.000 I'm not mama, babe.
00:14:43.000 Yo, happy black history, mom!
00:14:44.000 Have you shouts that you got back from Miami?
00:14:45.000 Nope.
00:14:46.000 Woo!
00:14:47.000 Woo!
00:14:48.000 Three days left, but we'll be back next year.
00:14:51.000 If World War III doesn't happen.
00:14:53.000 It's fun with me, you know, when I'm out recording and stuff like that.
00:14:55.000 But then sometimes I wonder, like, damn, what about you just want to take a girl out to, like, Universal or something like that.
00:14:59.000 I'm not going to really be able to have, like, a good time, but you know what?
00:15:02.000 It's what I signed up for, so it is what it is.
00:15:04.000 Yo, man, I had the time of my life, bro.
00:15:07.000 I gave hints to so many dudes in the bathroom.
00:15:09.000 It's not even funny.
00:15:10.000 What?
00:15:11.000 Yo!
00:15:12.000 What?
00:15:13.000 Frog poop.
00:15:14.000 Tell him.
00:15:15.000 What do you sound like?
00:15:16.000 Tell him.
00:15:17.000 Damn, look.
00:15:18.000 Look.
00:15:19.000 Look, it popped up on my screen.
00:15:20.000 Zane is really online right now, bro.
00:15:21.000 He don't fuck with us no more.
00:15:22.000 Look.
00:15:23.000 Damn.
00:15:24.000 Zane, maybe.
00:15:26.000 So we really had the audacity to say more cocaine, bro.
00:15:29.000 Like, bro, y'all really-
00:15:30.000 Yo!
00:15:31.000 Bro, no, but like, bro, I don't do that shit, bro.
00:15:33.000 Y'all are so fucking annoying, bro.
00:15:34.000 I've never done cocaine all my life, bro.
00:15:36.000 Like, y'all are weird as fuck, bro.
00:15:38.000 Did a little juice in my goosey, huh?
00:15:40.000 Yo, Mr. Wasabi, they sort of 25, motherfucker.
00:15:45.000 No sound.
00:15:46.000 He dropped to the group, but I wanted to let him-
00:15:52.000 Habibi.
00:15:53.000 What they're doing?
00:15:54.000 Me?
00:15:55.000 What they're doing?
00:15:56.000 Haha, you stupid.
00:15:58.000 What the fuck?
00:15:59.000 You stupid.
00:16:00.000 Yo, someone named-
00:16:02.000 Listen, someone named H-V-N-C-H-O-S-J said,
00:16:05.000 Would all these guys in Discord be of a net 20 viewers?
00:16:08.000 Huncho?
00:16:09.000 Huncho, the correct answer is no.
00:16:12.000 I'm kidding.
00:16:13.000 What's up?
00:16:14.000 I'm kidding, bro.
00:16:15.000 Shut up, bro.
00:16:16.000 You're weird.
00:16:17.000 Oh God, you're weird.
00:16:18.000 I'm joking.
00:16:19.000 I'm a little fucking little stinking-
00:16:20.000 Like, what the fuck?
00:16:21.000 I'll be roasting shit.
00:16:23.000 Ah.
00:16:24.000 Period, boo.
00:16:25.000 I just-
00:16:26.000 We literally just met Aiden, like, three weeks ago.
00:16:28.000 So we wouldn't be here.
00:16:29.000 Facts, facts, facts.
00:16:30.000 We wouldn't be here.
00:16:33.000 Yup.
00:16:37.000 Someone said I got married to my cousin.
00:16:39.000 What the fuck?
00:16:40.000 You said your dad got married to your cousin?
00:16:42.000 No, someone said I got married to my cousin.
00:16:43.000 What the fuck?
00:16:44.000 Guess what?
00:16:45.000 Guess what, DI?
00:16:46.000 What?
00:16:47.000 Nevermind.
00:16:48.000 Yo.
00:16:51.000 Me.
00:16:52.000 Yo, why do you look dead, Aiden?
00:16:53.000 What the fuck?
00:16:54.000 I'm sick, you fucking idiot, bro.
00:16:56.000 Yeah, you look dead too after you got the-
00:16:58.000 Nevermind.
00:16:59.000 Yo.
00:17:00.000 No, no, no.
00:17:01.000 It's all good.
00:17:02.000 It's all good.
00:17:03.000 It's all good.
00:17:04.000 Really?
00:17:05.000 Really?
00:17:06.000 Fight back.
00:17:07.000 Fight back, nigga.
00:17:08.000 Fight back.
00:17:09.000 You remember that video?
00:17:10.000 Yup.
00:17:11.000 Oh, my God.
00:17:12.000 Fight back, nigga.
00:17:13.000 What's up, Andy?
00:17:14.000 I ain't gonna lie.
00:17:15.000 This is how you tell your stomach's hurt.
00:17:16.000 You took all your clothes off?
00:17:18.000 Oh, God, bro.
00:17:19.000 My eyes were crying, bro.
00:17:20.000 I just-
00:17:21.000 Give me the worst shit.
00:17:23.000 Hey, that was in the chat.
00:17:24.000 What up, Andy?
00:17:25.000 Wait, what you said?
00:17:26.000 Oh, the worst shit?
00:17:27.000 Is that where you take your clothes off?
00:17:28.000 Yeah, you gotta take all your clothes off, nigga?
00:17:29.000 That's right.
00:17:30.000 Crying brush.
00:17:31.000 It was bad, bro.
00:17:32.000 Are you bent over holding your stomach?
00:17:33.000 Yeah.
00:17:34.000 You just be crying like, damn.
00:17:36.000 I feel like all is done.
00:17:38.000 You're done.
00:17:39.000 Oh, God.
00:17:40.000 Why is my camera tweaking like that, bro?
00:17:47.000 The camera of hell.
00:17:49.000 Yup.
00:17:50.000 Fuck my braces.
00:17:53.000 Ah.
00:17:54.000 When do you get them off?
00:17:56.000 Fucking two years, bro.
00:17:57.000 They scam me.
00:17:58.000 Damn.
00:18:02.000 Oh, they said Duke or King said.
00:18:05.000 Bro, come on.
00:18:06.000 Let's scam when I was-
00:18:07.000 Bro, you should have dropped like two-hour videos.
00:18:09.000 What the fuck?
00:18:10.000 Mid, mid, mid, mid, mid.
00:18:11.000 They dropped two-hour videos.
00:18:12.000 I forgot he does, bro.
00:18:13.000 They dropped like 30 videos, bro.
00:18:14.000 Yeah.
00:18:15.000 Yeah, nigga.
00:18:16.000 Yeah, nigga.
00:18:17.000 Yeah, nigga.
00:18:18.000 You're right.
00:18:19.000 Bro, my ass hurt, bro.
00:18:25.000 Of course it hurts you.
00:18:26.000 Fat piece of-
00:18:27.000 Yo, what's up, bro?
00:18:28.000 All y'all ass hurt.
00:18:29.000 Huh?
00:18:30.000 Bro, what's up with y'all niggas, bro?
00:18:32.000 What?
00:18:33.000 Why does all y'all ass hurt?
00:18:34.000 Why y'all niggas got ass problems?
00:18:36.000 I'm sitting on these fucking-
00:18:37.000 Bro, you know what chair I'm sitting on, bro.
00:18:39.000 I'm sitting on your ass.
00:18:40.000 I'm sitting on the WWE chairs.
00:18:44.000 Why am I so out of here, bro?
00:18:45.000 I'm so out of here, bro.
00:18:47.000 I'm glad I'm sitting on these WWE chairs and TLC chairs, bro.
00:18:51.000 Fucking hard ass chairs, bro.
00:18:53.000 You okay, handsome?
00:18:57.000 How are you?
00:18:58.000 Look, look at-
00:18:59.000 Oh my God, bro.
00:19:00.000 Who is this?
00:19:01.000 Who is this?
00:19:02.000 Who is who?
00:19:03.000 The only person in the chat that would say Anita L-Ray.
00:19:06.000 Like, get off my dick.
00:19:07.000 Hey, now are your hemorrhoids?
00:19:08.000 What the fuck is a hemorrhoid?
00:19:09.000 What the fuck is a hemorrhoid?
00:19:10.000 What the fuck is a hemorrhoid?
00:19:11.000 What the fuck is a hemorrhoid?
00:19:12.000 What the fuck is a hemorrhoid?
00:19:13.000 What?
00:19:14.000 But look, we finna-
00:19:15.000 But before we get him, bro, we need to give away some fucking money.
00:19:18.000 Tell him.
00:19:19.000 Tell him, Snagin' bro.
00:19:20.000 Nah.
00:19:21.000 Wait, you-
00:19:22.000 Wait, y'all don't wanna give out no money?
00:19:23.000 Y'all don't wanna give out no money?
00:19:24.000 Yeah, you do gotta do that, not go on.
00:19:25.000 Yeah, I gotta get with some bread, bro.
00:19:26.000 All right.
00:19:27.000 You gotta go on nine days, so you gotta give out that fucking back.
00:19:29.000 Tell him, Chad.
00:19:30.000 Gotta get the fucking bread.
00:19:31.000 Tell this puppy, they gotta give y'all money, cause he been going for nine days, and he
00:19:34.000 got fucking sick on his boat.
00:19:36.000 He got fucking sick on the boat.
00:19:37.000 He got fucking sick on the boat.
00:19:38.000 He owes you guys.
00:19:39.000 He owes you guys.
00:19:40.000 Yep.
00:19:41.000 Yep.
00:19:42.000 Tell him, Chad.
00:19:43.000 Tell him we'll go on the discord right now, and we'll give out some fucking bread.
00:19:44.000 All right.
00:19:45.000 You got in his planet.
00:19:46.000 Who's trying to get your rich?
00:19:47.000 Who's trying to get your fucking rich?
00:19:49.000 Put that shit on, Blanchet.
00:19:50.000 Y'all, you told us the L-Ray, now you're gonna give me five years of money.
00:19:54.000 But just know we're not gonna drag you.
00:19:56.000 Damn.
00:19:57.000 Put that shit on fucking black, Jack.
00:19:58.000 You get it?
00:19:59.000 Oh, God.
00:20:00.000 On fucking black, yeah.
00:20:01.000 On fucking black, yeah.
00:20:02.000 Hehehehe.
00:20:03.000 Hehehehe.
00:20:04.000 Chat, I wanna, it's come from a heart, chat, yes or no?
00:20:09.000 But look, I'll drop top to the coop and I won't go.