Adin Live - July 06, 2020


Mariosmindset and Adin were challenged for $500 by Mobuckets and Hollywood, We Accepted (NBA 2K20)


Episode Stats


Length

37 minutes

Words per minute

105.74124

Word count

3,923

Sentence count

867

Harmful content

Misogyny

52

sentences flagged

Toxicity

440

sentences flagged

Hate speech

25

sentences flagged


Summary

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Mario and Aiden go head to head in the first game of NBA 2K19. Aiden almost gets taken over by a 7 foot 3 inch kid and Mario almost gets destroyed by a kid who is 7 foot three inches tall and weighs 250 pounds.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.560 Mario! 1.00
00:00:03.040 Shoot the fucking Mario! 1.00
00:00:04.640 No, don't flop, bro. I hate when you fucking- 1.00
00:00:06.880 Look how old this guy is! He's so fucking old! 1.00
00:00:09.920 Oh my god! 0.99
00:00:11.360 I can't do this, bro. 1.00
00:00:13.360 The fact that he even took that shit... 1.00
00:00:15.360 I jumped too. 1.00
00:00:16.560 I can't control an ankle breaker 1.00
00:00:19.360 if I'm seven foot fucking three and fat as shit. 1.00
00:00:21.680 It's not my fault that this fucking kid can break my ankles, bro. 1.00
00:00:30.000 The total dogs don't look around, it's just us now. 1.00
00:00:34.480 Got a plane, Jane costs more than a bust down. 0.99
00:00:40.240 Okay, we're locked.
00:00:43.280 All right, B07.
00:00:45.120 B07, good luck.
00:00:46.560 All right, good luck too.
00:00:47.440 Mario, check your DMs right now on Twitter. Real quick, real quick. Game one, chat.
00:01:00.000 All right, chat. Final predictions. Who do you guys got, bro?
00:01:05.120 I got, um...
00:01:06.720 Aiden and Mario. Who do you guys got? Game one.
00:01:21.200 Stop spamming Gaten, bro! That's not my fucking name, bitch! 1.00
00:01:24.560 Oh god. 1.00
00:01:26.400 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:01:27.520 I'm not even gonna pay attention, you fucking trolls. 1.00
00:01:30.000 Fucking weird ass kids and shit. 1.00
00:01:32.560 All fucking quarantined, sweaty ball sacks and shit. 1.00
00:01:37.040 Oh my god, it's so easy. Hollywood doesn't... 1.00
00:01:41.680 Go up.
00:01:43.840 I'm lagging.
00:01:46.320 All right, all right, switch. 1.00
00:01:47.120 Good fucking D. 0.99
00:01:47.920 Oh yeah, they rattled. 0.99
00:01:48.880 No, you didn't.
00:01:51.040 No, you didn't.
00:01:52.240 You should've just...
00:01:52.960 Oh, that's me, that's me.
00:01:53.840 I just got hella confused, bro.
00:01:55.280 I'm gonna stay on Moe no matter what.
00:01:56.720 You got Hollywood, bro.
00:01:57.600 He's not playing that well.
00:01:58.720 You got Hollywood.
00:01:59.440 Just stay on him, bro.
00:02:03.440 No, no, no, no, no.
00:02:04.400 Oh my god.
00:02:14.080 Don't put it to someone in the mood. 1.00
00:02:14.960 I don't give a fuck, bro. 1.00
00:02:15.600 I'm not reading my chat either, but you guys can suck my dick. 1.00
00:02:17.400 Anyone talking shit. 1.00
00:02:18.160 Hold 180s, bitch. 1.00
00:02:20.880 I gotta hug Moe. 1.00
00:02:22.480 I can try to bait that shit, but... 1.00
00:02:24.720 Fuck no. 1.00
00:02:27.040 I'm gonna fucking break this shit out of my controller, bro. 1.00
00:02:30.440 I'm not gonna lie. 0.99
00:02:31.580 When there's money up and they make shit like that, it's like... 0.98
00:02:38.300 It's a steal. 0.98
00:02:43.500 He's literally just hop-stepping in the thing.
00:02:45.820 He has slashing tape, too.
00:02:58.860 Oh my god.
00:03:01.100 One stop is literally all we need. 0.99
00:03:07.500 I swore we're gonna cook the fuck out of these kids, bro.
00:03:09.820 Hollywood hasn't shot 1-3, Mario, please. 0.96
00:03:12.540 Mario, you still gotta bait it, bro.
00:03:15.100 She's sitting in the paint holding B.
00:03:20.540 Switch it.
00:03:21.020 I have to switch it.
00:03:21.980 You have to switch it.
00:03:23.020 You have to switch it. 1.00
00:03:31.900 Give me that shit, bitch! 1.00
00:03:35.740 Mario, I want you to ride the fuck out of my dick, right? 1.00
00:03:37.580 This old bitch. 1.00
00:03:47.660 Look what he's doing, bro. 1.00
00:03:48.700 You're so fucking old. 1.00
00:03:54.620 Come on, Pogo. 1.00
00:03:55.260 Bail us out.
00:03:55.980 Four seconds. 1.00
00:03:56.620 Look at my fucking defense. 1.00
00:03:59.980 I'm not... 1.00
00:04:01.020 That's so bailed out, bro.
00:04:04.380 I'm jumping, too.
00:04:06.140 Oh my god.
00:04:07.980 I don't get it.
00:04:08.940 I don't get it.
00:04:10.860 Mario, bro.
00:04:16.700 Sold!
00:04:17.100 Sold!
00:04:19.260 Come on, bro. 1.00
00:04:21.180 Secure my shit. 1.00
00:04:38.540 Mario, come on. 1.00
00:04:39.300 I almost got taken over, bro. 0.99
00:04:40.340 Like, I have shit coming in my eye. 0.99
00:04:41.800 I mean, bro. 0.99
00:04:42.980 Oh no, I did not just say that. 0.99
00:04:44.380 I have shit in my eye. 1.00
00:04:47.100 Fuck, bro. 1.00
00:04:48.700 It's a free fucking three. 1.00
00:04:50.060 Yes! 1.00
00:04:51.140 Mario! 1.00
00:04:52.080 Fuck me. 1.00
00:04:53.480 Fuck me. 1.00
00:04:55.240 Let's go. 1.00
00:05:01.500 He has no pig dodge on, bro.
00:05:02.760 I can just tell.
00:05:04.300 It's just spamming.
00:05:13.280 Yes, you gotta beat him with a dex, bro. 0.99
00:05:14.680 Everyone knows you're the best dexing guard there is in the fucking game. 0.99
00:05:17.460 You're literally the best dexing guard, Mario. 1.00
00:05:19.140 That nobody can fuck with you. 1.00
00:05:20.340 They don't know your body. 1.00
00:05:21.580 Secure my bread, motherfucker. 1.00
00:05:22.740 Let's go. 1.00
00:05:27.740 That's a backdoor right there, Loki.
00:05:29.220 You're good, though.
00:05:29.740 Yes, Mario.
00:05:35.700 Yes, bro. 1.00
00:05:36.760 Secure my shit, motherfucker. 1.00
00:05:38.160 Let's go. 1.00
00:05:39.420 Mario. 1.00
00:05:40.260 Fuck me. 1.00
00:05:42.100 Oh, yes. 1.00
00:05:42.640 Take over.
00:05:43.100 Yes, sir.
00:05:43.580 Ski. 0.72
00:05:46.140 Go right.
00:05:46.660 Go right.
00:05:46.960 Go right.
00:05:47.280 Go right.
00:05:47.920 Yes, the dex king.
00:05:49.120 He's the dex king.
00:05:50.760 Oh, I love it.
00:05:51.480 I love it.
00:05:51.980 Bro, I'm not gonna lie.
00:05:52.720 If Mario is in person with me right now, you'd get the fattest kiss, bro, you've ever got 1.00
00:05:57.420 in your fucking life. 1.00
00:06:01.420 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:06:02.080 He's reaching. 0.99
00:06:02.580 This kid is pressing X more than fucking... 0.99
00:06:05.080 I don't know, bro. 0.99
00:06:05.920 Just... 1.00
00:06:06.400 What the fuck? 1.00
00:06:09.920 Look at my screens. 1.00
00:06:11.100 Look at my screens, bro.
00:06:11.900 I...
00:06:12.900 Mario!
00:06:15.400 Let's go.
00:06:24.020 Hold on.
00:06:28.080 Look at my...
00:06:28.640 Look at me.
00:06:29.160 Look.
00:06:31.280 Oh! 1.00
00:06:32.560 Holy shit, Mario. 1.00
00:06:33.860 Green it, bitch. 1.00
00:06:34.620 Fuck. 1.00
00:06:38.020 Go right. 1.00
00:06:38.540 Go right.
00:06:40.760 Mario! 1.00
00:06:41.560 Fuck me! 1.00
00:06:42.960 Everyone's spending... 1.00
00:06:43.760 I played great.
00:06:44.640 I played great.
00:06:45.460 Mario played great, too.
00:06:47.460 Let's go.
00:06:48.360 Mario played great.
00:06:49.120 I played great.
00:06:49.760 We just both played great.
00:06:50.820 We're great.
00:06:51.900 Lie.
00:06:52.240 Tell them lie.
00:06:53.120 Mario! 1.00
00:06:53.860 Fuck me! 1.00
00:06:54.920 In my ass cheeks. 1.00
00:06:58.840 And they get ball next to him. 1.00
00:07:00.200 I don't give a fuck. 1.00
00:07:01.080 Mario, it's an easy sweep, bro. 1.00
00:07:02.360 I'm telling you.
00:07:03.800 I'm not losing to old man Jenkins, bro.
00:07:05.760 I'm not doing it.
00:07:06.560 I can't...
00:07:06.880 I'm not gonna sit here and lose to old man Jenkins, bro.
00:07:08.880 I'm not gonna do it. 0.97
00:07:09.980 I'm not gonna fucking do it. 0.97
00:07:12.220 Mario, when he gets takeover, you gotta let me get that switch. 0.98
00:07:15.060 Every time, bro.
00:07:16.540 Oh, we're locked.
00:07:17.120 We're good.
00:07:17.480 Game two.
00:07:17.840 Let's go.
00:07:19.560 Let's go.
00:07:20.040 Who do you guys got game two?
00:07:43.000 What do you guys got game two, chat?
00:07:44.320 All right.
00:07:57.200 Guys, stop with the Gaten, bro. 1.00
00:07:58.560 That's not my fucking name, bitch. 1.00
00:08:03.240 Oh, Mike. 1.00
00:08:03.880 Stop gambling, bro.
00:08:06.160 Mario, please.
00:08:06.820 Because we have to switch the matchup.
00:08:07.840 Just don't gamble it, bro.
00:08:08.660 She's hitting screens on me? 0.95
00:08:21.680 That's crazy.
00:08:24.260 Yes.
00:08:25.160 Oh, my God.
00:08:25.680 They're gonna play like this?
00:08:26.620 I can't believe it.
00:08:28.500 I got backdoor.
00:08:30.380 Bro, I can't believe they're gonna play like that. 1.00
00:08:32.300 No, that was a good backdoor, but that's just so fucking stupid how they're playing. 1.00
00:08:39.300 We're just gonna have to keep switching, bro. 1.00
00:08:40.680 Real shit. 1.00
00:08:41.200 We're gonna have to keep switching. 1.00
00:08:42.740 Keep fucking switching the matchups, bro. 0.98
00:08:44.920 I can't believe they're playing like this. 0.99
00:08:46.800 It's mind-boggling. 0.99
00:08:48.120 He's playing so fucking old school like Wilt Chamberlain in like 1940. 0.99
00:08:52.880 Like, who plays like this? 1.00
00:08:56.700 Fucking so old school. 1.00
00:08:58.560 So fucking old school, bro. 1.00
00:09:02.300 He can't rim-run me, bro. 1.00
00:09:15.580 Stop.
00:09:17.720 Just get back up there. 0.97
00:09:18.620 I can't.
00:09:19.040 I can't.
00:09:20.500 He makes a white with a two-way slashing playmaker that has like a 68 midi, bro. 0.99
00:09:25.000 70 midi, whatever the fuck it is. 1.00
00:09:27.580 I'm gonna keep letting him shoot. 1.00
00:09:28.800 He could just keep fucking shooting, bro. 1.00
00:09:32.300 Bro, you got it. 1.00
00:09:35.520 It's too deep. 0.99
00:09:36.160 Fucking so old. 1.00
00:09:39.380 Bro, are you fucking serious, bro? 1.00
00:09:41.440 Like, I... 0.99
00:09:42.360 Like...
00:09:44.280 What?
00:09:47.420 Stay on Mo. 0.68
00:09:48.060 Stay on Mo. 0.68
00:09:48.500 Stay on Mo. 0.68
00:09:48.940 Stay on Mo. 0.68
00:09:49.360 Stay on Mo. 0.68
00:09:50.560 I have to guard Hollywood, bro.
00:09:51.880 It's crazy how they're playing, though.
00:10:03.100 Back door.
00:10:04.120 Yes!
00:10:04.900 Three seconds.
00:10:05.560 That's our goal.
00:10:06.160 Let's go.
00:10:07.240 Oh, I hurt my hand on that wall, though. 1.00
00:10:08.560 Fuck. 1.00
00:10:09.260 Someone needs to come on the wall and fuck me. 1.00
00:10:11.280 I mean... 1.00
00:10:12.020 Shit! 1.00
00:10:13.200 There's three... 1.00
00:10:13.560 He's gonna back door, bro.
00:10:14.340 He's gonna rim-run him.
00:10:15.500 No!
00:10:15.900 Stay! 0.64
00:10:16.220 Stay! 0.64
00:10:18.400 No.
00:10:19.100 Stay! 0.64
00:10:19.220 Stay! 0.64
00:10:19.260 Stay! 0.64
00:10:19.300 Stay! 0.64
00:10:19.720 Stay! 0.64
00:10:20.220 Stay! 0.64
00:10:20.340 Stay! 0.64
00:10:20.840 Stay! 0.64
00:10:21.220 Let's go, Mario.
00:10:31.220 Great defense.
00:10:32.200 Time to lock in, boy.
00:10:37.340 No, no.
00:10:38.980 Look at my screen. 1.00
00:10:39.520 Look at my fucking screens! 1.00
00:10:40.680 Oh, you had that, though. 1.00
00:10:47.080 Don't shoot it.
00:10:48.320 Here!
00:10:48.960 Here!
00:10:49.160 Here! 1.00
00:10:51.220 Shoot it! 1.00
00:11:02.200 I love... 0.98
00:11:02.800 Bro, Mario is so good at the game, bro. 0.99
00:11:04.920 I don't give a fuck what anybody says, bro. 0.99
00:11:06.640 I love him. 0.99
00:11:07.600 And just, bro, like, you guys got...
00:11:09.220 Mario, bro. 1.00
00:11:09.880 Don't do stupid shit like that, though. 1.00
00:11:12.640 I'm lagging. 1.00
00:11:13.260 The thing you guys don't give credit to Mario about is, he literally is deaf, bro.
00:11:22.360 Like, like, bro.
00:11:24.680 That's just a ghost to show you guys know any people that are deaf?
00:11:26.640 Like, you could deadass play the game good as...
00:11:28.300 Like, bro, he's a talented guard for being deaf. 1.00
00:11:30.860 Like, he can't hear the game clock volume, none of that shit. 1.00
00:11:33.680 Look at my screen. 1.00
00:11:34.460 Green.
00:11:34.840 He's just different.
00:11:36.120 Like, you know what I mean? 1.00
00:11:36.860 Like, this motherfucker is a demon. 1.00
00:11:42.740 Come here. 1.00
00:11:45.920 I gotta be patient with that.
00:11:46.920 I swear it's gonna give us a bad animation.
00:11:48.580 I know it is.
00:11:49.560 You're so different.
00:11:51.360 Mario, you're making me...
00:11:52.560 You're gonna make me act up, Mario.
00:11:54.820 I cannot lie, Mario.
00:11:55.980 You're gonna make me act the fuck up, bro.
00:11:57.220 Mario!
00:12:03.500 Let's go, yo.
00:12:04.220 Come on.
00:12:11.360 You can't stop his dexing, bro.
00:12:13.740 Look at him!
00:12:14.440 Oh! 0.60
00:12:27.220 50. 1.00
00:12:27.640 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:12:31.660 Is this right? 1.00
00:12:32.360 I'm gonna call someone who's deaf, but isn't he is, bro. 1.00
00:12:34.000 I'm not gonna joke about someone being deaf, bro. 1.00
00:12:36.320 The fuck? 1.00
00:12:36.780 I can't believe he made that. 1.00
00:12:58.480 And I got intimidated on, right?
00:12:59.640 So...
00:13:00.560 Oh, yeah. 0.96
00:13:00.980 He's gonna eat you alive.
00:13:02.420 There's nothing you can do.
00:13:03.040 You're good, Mario.
00:13:03.820 You played good.
00:13:06.780 Crash, Crash, that's what you find.
00:13:10.340 Sub, bro.
00:13:14.300 Lagging.
00:13:14.740 Yeah, they got it.
00:13:15.220 They got it.
00:13:16.420 Oh, my God.
00:13:17.000 He sold. 1.00
00:13:18.200 He fucking sold! 1.00
00:13:20.100 Holy shit, he sold. 1.00
00:13:21.200 And I was lagging. 1.00
00:13:22.640 Bro.
00:13:23.140 Oh, my God.
00:13:23.960 He sold. 1.00
00:13:25.320 He fucking sold. 1.00
00:13:26.920 He threw a Stevie. 1.00
00:13:34.480 No.
00:13:35.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:13:36.780 No.
00:13:39.880 Good boy.
00:13:43.220 Mario! 1.00
00:13:45.460 Shoot the fucking Mario! 1.00
00:13:46.800 Why are you... 1.00
00:13:47.220 No, don't flop, bro. 1.00
00:13:48.380 I hate when you fuck... 1.00
00:13:50.000 It's like you give up, bro. 1.00
00:13:51.320 Why the fuck are you... 1.00
00:13:52.340 Oh, my God, bro. 1.00
00:13:54.480 You subbed to the fucking stream, man. 1.00
00:13:57.540 You see that Switch Prime, bro? 1.00
00:13:58.860 Like, oh, my God. 0.98
00:14:00.120 So trash, Mario. 1.00
00:14:03.500 Not you. 1.00
00:14:04.060 The game.
00:14:05.560 That's not my fault.
00:14:06.720 You can't blame me.
00:14:08.040 You cannot blame me. 1.00
00:14:10.180 That's the shitty game. 0.99
00:14:12.920 So RNG. 1.00
00:14:14.820 Just lock the fuck in. 1.00
00:14:17.540 If anyone blames me, bro, like, that's... 1.00
00:14:19.560 You guys can't say I sold, bro.
00:14:22.080 Bro, I'm getting double teamed. 0.99
00:14:23.400 What the fuck do you want me to do, bro? 0.98
00:14:25.620 There's so many ways we could avoid that, Mario. 0.97
00:14:27.720 Right now, the series is 1-1.
00:14:29.100 It's a best out of seven.
00:14:30.160 So it's the first to win four.
00:14:32.040 Series might take a while, but we're good.
00:14:33.380 This is gonna be good content either way.
00:14:35.720 Good luck to them, boys, okay?
00:15:00.440 He's setting a screen on me, bro.
00:15:02.880 What are you...
00:15:04.360 Mario, bro.
00:15:05.500 Please guard your guy.
00:15:20.000 I can...
00:15:20.800 He's setting screens, bro.
00:15:22.800 Really?
00:15:28.160 Good move.
00:15:28.800 That's a good move.
00:15:30.260 That's a great move.
00:15:31.620 He's not gonna make that every single time, though.
00:15:33.240 It's crazy to me how many whites they made, too, last game. 0.81
00:15:36.040 They made two whites last game.
00:15:37.200 Both have, like, a 68 three-pointer.
00:15:40.480 Mario missed a wide-open white with TakeOver.
00:15:42.680 This game is just... 0.97
00:15:43.460 Doesn't make any fucking sense sometimes. 0.97
00:15:45.040 Yes. 0.97
00:15:56.940 Yes.
00:15:57.180 What?
00:15:59.180 Oh, my God, bro! 0.99
00:16:01.900 I'm getting really fucking pissed off. 0.99
00:16:04.060 Too fucking slow to get this. 0.99
00:16:16.500 Axe. 0.99
00:16:17.000 There's nothing to do.
00:16:18.440 Switch it.
00:16:19.100 Good deed.
00:16:21.220 Take it off emote only, bro.
00:16:22.520 Like, what are you mods doing?
00:16:23.560 Yo, white guy, what are you doing, bro? 1.00
00:16:24.700 They can keep spamming that shit. 1.00
00:16:31.720 They're gonna get banned, bro. 1.00
00:16:32.420 I don't go fucking... 1.00
00:16:33.340 My white guy... 1.00
00:16:34.280 I don't think what does that. 1.00
00:16:35.260 Fucking lagging. 0.99
00:16:36.040 Great. 1.00
00:16:36.400 It's green.
00:16:37.400 Spike as soon as I... 0.98
00:16:38.340 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:16:41.560 I'm gonna break my fucking shoulders so bad, bro. 0.99
00:16:44.080 There's literally nothing I can do. 0.99
00:16:45.280 We can do.
00:16:45.640 Thank you, bro. 1.00
00:16:53.820 Fuck! 1.00
00:16:54.200 We can't sell. 1.00
00:17:01.720 Reset.
00:17:04.240 You gotta dex this kid more, bro.
00:17:06.640 I know you're a game, kid.
00:17:10.860 Oh, my God.
00:17:11.580 You had that.
00:17:13.540 I'm going for a slip. 1.00
00:17:15.640 Shoot it. 1.00
00:17:16.520 Shoot the ball hole, bro. 1.00
00:17:18.880 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:17:20.780 I had box out, bro.
00:17:30.440 You're screening me, Moe.
00:17:31.600 Like, look what you're doing, Moe.
00:17:32.940 I'm not gonna lie.
00:17:33.400 This is a...
00:17:34.020 This is crazy. 1.00
00:17:35.380 They're screening a fucking center, like... 1.00
00:17:45.640 I have to guard him, bro. 1.00
00:18:10.560 I have to guard...
00:18:11.520 Sold.
00:18:12.120 See?
00:18:12.480 Now he has board.
00:18:14.400 Oh, we got lucky.
00:18:15.320 That was the luckiest bounce I've ever seen in my life.
00:18:17.660 Hey, just put it in sub only mode, bro.
00:18:18.840 Look who they're swimming.
00:18:19.840 Put it in sub only mode.
00:18:20.360 If you see any sub-spimming yet, time out for 6,000 seconds, bro.
00:18:24.140 Don't ban them.
00:18:24.800 Just time out.
00:18:25.240 Put it in sub only mode.
00:18:26.080 Stop, bro.
00:18:26.600 Just, like, be smart with mod, bro. 1.00
00:18:28.580 You guys are fucking mods. 0.99
00:18:29.480 Be smart. 0.99
00:18:31.800 Beautiful.
00:18:32.260 They're playing sides, bro.
00:18:33.320 I gotta make slips.
00:18:34.020 They're playing sides.
00:18:34.720 Beautiful.
00:18:45.560 Slipping. 0.99
00:18:46.720 Just shoot the... 0.99
00:18:47.920 I'm not gonna lie, bro. 0.99
00:18:50.100 I'm hella confused.
00:18:50.920 Alright, hold on, bro.
00:19:05.640 That's a beautiful screen.
00:19:06.880 Green.
00:19:08.400 Let's go, bro.
00:19:09.040 Come on. 1.00
00:19:09.280 Lock the fuck in, Mario. 1.00
00:19:10.220 We got this shit, boy. 1.00
00:19:10.980 Come on. 1.00
00:19:12.320 Lock in, kid.
00:19:21.040 That, you need to reset that, bro. 1.00
00:19:22.680 You need to reset that shit. 1.00
00:19:24.100 Out of pounds? 1.00
00:19:25.580 Oh, my God.
00:19:27.100 Oh, my God.
00:19:34.720 Oh, bro.
00:19:44.560 You gotta switch the matchup, bro.
00:19:52.560 What's this?
00:19:53.140 What's this series score?
00:20:04.720 It's 2-1?
00:20:09.540 It's only 2-1, yeah.
00:20:11.440 It's only 2-1.
00:20:19.540 Just get it.
00:20:20.100 Come on. 1.00
00:20:23.180 This is a really stressful fucking series, bro. 0.99
00:20:25.280 I'm not gonna lie to you guys. 0.99
00:20:26.320 This is, like, the most stressful series I think I've ever done in my life.
00:20:31.140 Lagging. 1.00
00:20:31.460 Look at this shit. 1.00
00:20:31.960 That's not in my internet, either. 1.00
00:20:32.800 It's this fucking shitty-ass PS4, bro. 1.00
00:20:40.280 Come on, bro. 1.00
00:20:48.040 Like, bro. 0.98
00:20:48.620 This is so fucking crazy how they're playing the game. 0.98
00:20:52.940 So, come on, bro. 0.98
00:20:54.900 You gotta box out.
00:21:01.360 Stay.
00:21:01.840 Six seconds.
00:21:02.300 Five, four. 1.00
00:21:07.640 Bitch, get that shit out of here. 1.00
00:21:08.480 Come on. 1.00
00:21:09.020 Oh, my God, bro.
00:21:09.580 Let's go.
00:21:10.140 Thanks for the sub, yo.
00:21:10.980 I'm not reading out subs right now, because...
00:21:12.980 Lock in, bro.
00:21:13.780 We're good.
00:21:14.080 That's good defense.
00:21:14.620 Come on.
00:21:15.540 I need the W's to pick up the chat, bro. 0.93
00:21:17.060 I'm about to... 1.00
00:21:17.680 We're about to win this shit. 1.00
00:21:19.260 Come on. 1.00
00:21:21.660 Green. 0.95
00:21:22.000 Shoot the ball, bro. 0.98
00:21:22.860 You're open. 0.99
00:21:23.360 You're open. 1.00
00:21:25.440 What the fuck? 1.00
00:21:26.420 Slip. 1.00
00:21:31.920 Slip.
00:21:32.440 Nice.
00:21:33.020 Good shot, boy.
00:21:33.600 Come on. 1.00
00:21:33.820 Holy shit, bro. 1.00
00:21:40.540 Take it off. 1.00
00:21:40.960 Stop on the mo.
00:21:41.260 Take it off.
00:21:41.600 Stop on the mo.
00:21:42.000 Take it off.
00:21:42.600 Stop on the mo, please.
00:21:43.200 Beautiful, Mario.
00:21:56.640 Let's go.
00:22:11.480 Coming up.
00:22:13.800 Beautiful.
00:22:14.280 Green.
00:22:14.520 Let's go. 0.99
00:22:18.520 Yo, if they're spamming dicks, bro, like... 0.99
00:22:20.660 Like, I don't really care, bro. 0.95
00:22:21.880 I really don't care, because it gets deleted right away.
00:22:24.860 Um...
00:22:25.260 I don't really care, bro.
00:22:26.260 They're going to get timed out automatically. 0.99
00:22:29.200 Holy shit, bro. 1.00
00:22:29.980 Holy shit. 1.00
00:22:30.720 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 1.00
00:22:31.400 Come here. 1.00
00:22:31.660 Come here.
00:22:31.820 Come here.
00:22:32.480 Come use my screen. 0.99
00:22:35.140 Shoot the ball.
00:22:39.660 Let's go, Mario. 0.75
00:22:40.360 Come on.
00:22:41.080 Way to pass that.
00:22:43.200 Bro.
00:22:45.040 These kids are really sitting here. 1.00
00:22:46.460 Grown-ass men spamming dicks in my chat, bro. 1.00
00:22:52.160 Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? 1.00
00:22:54.760 Like, that shit is so weird. 1.00
00:22:57.240 Go in. 1.00
00:22:58.920 He's on your dick, bro. 1.00
00:23:02.080 Hold up. 1.00
00:23:02.520 Hold up.
00:23:02.780 Hold up.
00:23:03.040 Hold up.
00:23:03.100 Hold up.
00:23:03.660 Hold up.
00:23:03.720 Please.
00:23:04.020 Please hold the ball. 1.00
00:23:04.760 Yeah, good shit. 1.00
00:23:05.280 Good shit. 1.00
00:23:05.540 Good shit. 1.00
00:23:07.000 Run. 1.00
00:23:07.460 Run.
00:23:10.280 Look at my screen.
00:23:12.980 Mario, I have two seconds, bro. 0.84
00:23:13.900 I have to shoot it. 1.00
00:23:15.780 Fucking good board, bro. 1.00
00:23:16.540 Come on. 0.99
00:23:24.960 Oh, my God.
00:23:25.560 Let's go, bro.
00:23:26.600 This is our game right here.
00:23:27.280 I'm about to get takeover.
00:23:27.860 Yeah, put it to sub only mode.
00:23:32.240 Put it to sub only mode, bro.
00:23:33.240 Any subs are doing it, just ban him. 1.00
00:23:39.020 You got Mo. 1.00
00:23:39.660 He's old as fuck, bro. 1.00
00:23:40.720 He has cataracts. 1.00
00:23:41.820 All sorts of shit. 1.00
00:23:43.360 Oh, yeah. 1.00
00:23:44.640 Cook.
00:23:45.860 Beautiful.
00:23:46.300 Oh, my God.
00:23:46.780 He's locked.
00:23:47.180 He's locked.
00:23:47.520 Let's go. 0.74
00:23:49.180 Ban them if the subs are doing it. 0.91
00:23:50.580 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:23:51.420 Put the sub only mode.
00:23:52.820 Like, that's Scorpio.
00:23:53.640 Okay, I don't get it, bro. 1.00
00:23:54.460 Like, you're a sub of my stream and shit. 0.98
00:23:55.620 I don't get why you're doing that. 0.96
00:23:58.120 It's free.
00:23:58.500 It's free. 1.00
00:23:59.260 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:24:00.720 Hold on. 1.00
00:24:03.860 It's my board.
00:24:05.140 Hey, I can't believe he just got that rebound, bro.
00:24:07.340 We're good.
00:24:07.880 We're fine.
00:24:08.320 It's 2-16.
00:24:12.860 We're good. 1.00
00:24:16.300 That is so fucking stupid, bro. 1.00
00:24:18.040 I swear to God, that is so fucking stupid. 1.00
00:24:25.360 That's a foul, bro. 1.00
00:24:26.460 That's 100% smothered foul.
00:24:27.700 I gave him takeover, too.
00:24:32.840 That's crazy.
00:24:33.500 It's unbelievable.
00:24:34.200 Come on.
00:24:36.600 Switch it.
00:24:37.000 I got Hollywood, bro.
00:24:40.540 You're using screens on the center, bro.
00:24:47.820 You got it.
00:24:48.360 You got it.
00:24:48.620 He's not going to get that every time, bro. 0.97
00:24:49.620 This is so fucking hard. 0.96
00:24:52.560 I'm a center, bro. 0.99
00:24:53.220 This is so fucking hard. 0.99
00:24:57.680 Thanks for the salt, bro. 0.99
00:25:00.600 Give me something, bro.
00:25:04.780 Look, you're using screens, bro.
00:25:06.320 It's like...
00:25:07.960 It's like, bro.
00:25:09.460 It's like...
00:25:10.140 I can't believe that you're using screens with a center, bro. 1.00
00:25:12.880 Stop fucking texting me. 1.00
00:25:14.020 Stay, stay, stay. 1.00
00:25:22.560 Please.
00:25:23.740 Switch.
00:25:26.240 Switch. 1.00
00:25:30.860 You fucking... 1.00
00:25:31.560 Come on, bro. 1.00
00:25:32.040 Get that shit out of your pussy. 1.00
00:25:33.020 Come on. 1.00
00:25:34.840 Shoot the ball.
00:25:36.240 Thanks for the salt, bro.
00:25:37.700 That's a clutch block by Mr. Aiden Ross, yo.
00:25:39.840 That's all I got to say.
00:25:40.560 Come on. 1.00
00:25:40.820 Let's just end this fucking game. 1.00
00:25:42.800 Please, bro. 1.00
00:25:44.020 These kids are fucking horrible. 1.00
00:25:46.400 Backs. 1.00
00:25:46.920 Game.
00:25:47.520 Too deep.
00:25:48.900 He's staying paint.
00:25:49.740 Slip.
00:25:50.020 Slip.
00:25:50.260 Slip.
00:25:50.440 It's right here.
00:25:51.380 Beautiful Mario.
00:25:53.600 Let's go.
00:25:56.840 It just sucks, too, because they start with ball every game, and their lineup is so overpowered. 1.00
00:26:01.180 This isoing shit is so hard to stop. 1.00
00:26:05.860 The arrows are fucked. 1.00
00:26:06.980 He's going to step back right here. 1.00
00:26:07.880 And it's going to...
00:26:08.160 Yep.
00:26:08.560 I can't do anything about...
00:26:09.440 Oh, he just sold right there.
00:26:10.600 He had...
00:26:11.200 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:26:12.220 They're fucking horrible. 1.00
00:26:13.640 Free fucking three. 1.00
00:26:14.700 Let's fucking go. 1.00
00:26:15.660 I'm not going to lie. 0.99
00:26:16.320 They're not good at all.
00:26:17.760 I'm sorry, bro.
00:26:19.180 Appreciate the sub, bro.
00:26:22.400 They're really not that good, bro.
00:26:26.220 Free.
00:26:26.660 Free.
00:26:26.940 Free.
00:26:27.220 Free.
00:26:27.380 Free.
00:26:27.520 Free.
00:26:28.820 Oh, yeah.
00:26:29.320 That's so free. 1.00
00:26:29.900 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:26:31.200 You're good. 1.00
00:26:31.620 Come on.
00:26:32.940 Let me get my Hollywood.
00:26:34.300 Please.
00:26:41.120 Oh, my God.
00:26:42.020 They're so bad, bro.
00:26:43.520 And I'm lagging.
00:26:44.180 It's not in my internet, bro. 0.99
00:26:45.320 I have fucking the best internet in the world, and this shit still lags. 1.00
00:26:50.980 This is fucking PS4 shit. 1.00
00:26:53.480 This shit is so horrible. 1.00
00:27:03.420 Two people. 1.00
00:27:04.600 Like, give me it.
00:27:05.740 Bro, come on.
00:27:08.840 We're good. 0.99
00:27:09.420 They're playing so fucking sloppy, Mario. 0.99
00:27:10.980 We're straight, bro. 1.00
00:27:16.340 Bitch. 1.00
00:27:19.740 Mario, please get the ball. 1.00
00:27:21.920 They get a full 24-2.
00:27:23.080 Just foul.
00:27:25.780 Sold.
00:27:28.500 Thanks for the sub, bro.
00:27:30.500 All right.
00:27:30.840 I got to turn sub off.
00:27:31.680 I got to turn subs off, guys.
00:27:33.100 I really appreciate all the money, the bits, the donations, all that stuff.
00:27:36.020 But I really got to lock in, bro. 0.99
00:27:37.520 I'm really trying to win this shit. 0.99
00:27:38.520 Um, so thank you all for subbing and shit. 0.99
00:27:41.120 But let me, uh, I had you. 0.97
00:27:42.260 See? 0.99
00:27:43.040 This is fucking... 0.99
00:27:43.800 I'm sorry, Mario. 0.99
00:27:44.380 Come here.
00:27:47.560 You got 14 seconds.
00:27:53.940 Look, bro.
00:27:54.540 Down the middle.
00:27:55.840 I got bored.
00:27:56.440 I got bored.
00:27:56.820 I got bored. 1.00
00:27:59.560 Bitch, come on, bro. 1.00
00:28:04.240 Let's go. 1.00
00:28:08.520 He has pig dodger on now.
00:28:13.000 You can 100% tell.
00:28:15.260 Cook the old man, bro. 1.00
00:28:16.360 Cook fucking old man Jenkins. 1.00
00:28:18.320 It's so easy, Mario. 1.00
00:28:19.500 I know you got this, kid.
00:28:20.940 I don't even know where your takeover is at, but, um...
00:28:24.260 Straight.
00:28:26.940 Oh, yeah.
00:28:27.420 Oh, yeah.
00:28:27.720 Look at his screen.
00:28:29.440 All right.
00:28:29.720 No, no, no.
00:28:30.060 Slip's not there.
00:28:30.520 Come here.
00:28:33.980 Slip right here? 0.80
00:28:34.560 I don't have that, bro.
00:28:41.880 Stay.
00:28:42.340 Stay.
00:28:42.620 Stay.
00:28:42.880 Stay.
00:28:43.740 It's a gamble.
00:28:44.260 It's a gamble.
00:29:02.540 So easy to box.
00:29:04.560 Look how old this guy is. 1.00
00:29:06.960 He's so fucking old. 1.00
00:29:08.680 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:29:10.060 I can't do this, bro. 1.00
00:29:12.080 The fact that he even took that shit. 1.00
00:29:15.520 Come here. 1.00
00:29:18.340 I'm lagging.
00:29:19.040 Great.
00:29:19.280 It's a free bucket.
00:29:19.860 They scored.
00:29:21.840 Oh, my God.
00:29:26.500 Trying to get there. 1.00
00:29:27.280 They're so pussy for this, bro. 1.00
00:29:29.280 Look how they're playing, bro. 1.00
00:29:30.600 Like, holy shit. 0.99
00:29:32.680 Jump next time. 1.00
00:29:33.500 How about you suck my dick, bitch? 1.00
00:29:36.140 Jump next time, bro. 1.00
00:29:37.300 Like, are you serious, bro?
00:29:44.960 He hasn't taken one three this whole game.
00:29:47.960 Oh, my God. 0.99
00:29:48.760 You're setting screens for a fucking, it's like, beautiful. 1.00
00:30:01.960 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:30:02.740 I can't do this, bro.
00:30:05.660 I can't do this, bro.
00:30:09.780 I can't. 1.00
00:30:10.240 It's impossible to stop this shit. 1.00
00:30:11.700 It's impossible. 1.00
00:30:13.300 It's just rim running the whole game.
00:30:14.320 He hasn't taken one three. 1.00
00:30:15.100 I can't do shit, bro. 0.98
00:30:16.340 And then whenever Moe Bucket says the ball and Mario's on him, it's just an automatic score, 1.00
00:30:19.920 bro, because he's six fucking two. 0.99
00:30:21.020 You can't do this, bro. 1.00
00:30:24.500 It's impossible.
00:30:25.180 Look at this.
00:30:31.320 It's crazy you guys are playing like this.
00:30:33.140 Like, it's making me mad.
00:30:35.320 Stay.
00:30:35.740 Stay.
00:30:37.880 Too slow to get up.
00:30:39.020 Bored. 1.00
00:30:39.700 Holy shit. 1.00
00:30:40.280 Bored. 1.00
00:30:40.580 Oh, my God.
00:30:40.980 This is our last chance to win the game.
00:30:42.460 Please. 1.00
00:30:42.760 This is our last chance to win the fucking game. 1.00
00:30:43.900 Come on. 1.00
00:30:44.120 It's a free three.
00:30:59.900 Never mind.
00:31:00.160 Never mind.
00:31:02.520 Beautiful.
00:31:03.020 Bro, I love this kid.
00:31:03.840 I love this Mario kid.
00:31:06.280 He's got it, bro.
00:31:07.360 This kid is so good.
00:31:08.640 Come on, bro.
00:31:14.120 My beautiful screen.
00:31:29.640 Just got to stop, bro.
00:31:31.100 I'm not even mad at you.
00:31:31.960 I'm not even mad at you.
00:31:32.600 Just, please, just guard your guy.
00:31:34.340 I'm going to guard mine.
00:31:36.320 Please get yours.
00:31:38.840 Stay.
00:31:39.760 Oh, my God.
00:31:40.320 I can't believe we got the ball.
00:31:40.980 Come here.
00:31:41.420 Come here.
00:31:42.340 Just come behind me.
00:31:43.200 Direct.
00:31:43.620 Yep.
00:31:45.100 Splitting.
00:31:45.600 Splitting.
00:31:46.520 Oh, my God.
00:31:47.820 No.
00:31:51.520 Splits.
00:31:52.160 Yes.
00:31:53.240 Oh, my God, bro. 1.00
00:31:55.340 Fuck. 1.00
00:31:55.820 Mario, please. 1.00
00:31:56.720 Everyone's saying stop.
00:31:57.680 Bro.
00:31:58.280 Oh, my God.
00:31:59.060 These kids are really saying Aiden's Soul, bro.
00:32:00.480 That pissed me off.
00:32:01.080 Stop.
00:32:01.320 Green.
00:32:01.920 Green.
00:32:02.320 Green.
00:32:16.800 God, bro. 0.99
00:32:17.420 This is the most stressful fucking wager I've ever done in my whole entire life, bro. 1.00
00:32:21.420 After this shit, my... 1.00
00:32:22.620 I can't. 1.00
00:32:23.420 I'm not even going to say anything, bro.
00:32:24.240 Just please win the game. 0.99
00:32:25.040 You have fucking takeover. 0.99
00:32:26.220 Just please just hit this three. 1.00
00:32:27.260 No.
00:32:30.420 Come back.
00:32:31.220 Come back.
00:32:31.440 No, I'm not going to do it, bro.
00:32:46.920 It's not going to do it.
00:32:47.840 I jump, too.
00:32:55.320 I can't control an ankle breaker. 1.00
00:32:58.320 If I'm seven foot fucking three and fat as shit, it's not my fault that this fucking 1.00
00:33:01.980 kid can break my ankles, bro. 1.00
00:33:04.360 It's not my matchup.
00:33:05.200 I'm not even guarding my matchup, bro.
00:33:09.600 Get Mo.
00:33:10.120 Get Mo.
00:33:10.440 Get Mo.
00:33:10.740 I'm the best, bro.
00:33:17.960 I'm sorry.
00:33:18.340 I'm just the best.
00:33:19.540 I'm the best.
00:33:20.780 Come here. 0.98
00:33:21.840 Please just fucking win the... 0.99
00:33:24.340 Give me the ball. 1.00
00:33:26.180 Just fucking take your time, bro. 1.00
00:33:27.680 Fuck. 1.00
00:33:28.520 Stop rushing shit. 1.00
00:33:33.460 I am the fucking best. 1.00
00:33:35.580 I'm the best. 0.98
00:33:36.800 I'm the best. 0.98
00:33:38.040 I'm the fucking best. 0.99
00:33:39.240 When it's time to clutch up, Aiden clutches the fuck up. 0.99
00:33:42.880 Three, two. 0.97
00:33:44.220 Let's go.
00:33:45.840 All right.
00:33:46.160 I'm locking in.
00:33:47.680 Oh, God.
00:33:48.080 Chat's weird.
00:33:48.640 I know.
00:33:49.940 It is what it is, though. 0.99
00:33:57.600 Chat, do you guys think Mo's old ass is nervous? 0.99
00:33:59.920 Yes or no, chat? 1.00
00:34:00.680 Be honest. 0.99
00:34:01.180 Do you guys think he's old ass is nervous, chat? 0.99
00:34:03.200 Yes or no? 0.99
00:34:04.040 Do you guys think he's genuinely nervous, bro? 1.00
00:34:09.240 Bro, what do we do about these dicks? 0.99
00:34:16.420 All right. 1.00
00:34:16.800 I'm locking the fucking... 1.00
00:34:17.600 Fuck the dicks, bro. 1.00
00:34:19.860 Sorry. 1.00
00:34:20.200 I had to pick my nose, bro.
00:34:21.380 I had an itch.
00:34:30.260 Mario.
00:34:32.380 Mario! 1.00
00:34:33.060 Fuck. 1.00
00:34:33.460 Hee, hee, hee, hee. 1.00
00:34:35.040 Let's go.
00:34:45.920 Mm-mm.
00:34:46.660 No, baby.
00:34:49.540 Oh, my God, Mario.
00:34:50.560 I'm about to make out Mario on stream chat.
00:34:53.320 Yes or no?
00:34:53.780 Should I do that?
00:34:54.280 Okay.
00:35:01.180 Oh, look at my screen, bro.
00:35:02.300 Oh, my God, my nose, bro.
00:35:19.520 Beautiful.
00:35:20.080 Look at this kitty.
00:35:20.720 No way.
00:35:21.760 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:35:23.580 Shut up, Snaggy Mo. 1.00
00:35:27.720 I know, my God. 1.00
00:35:28.640 Like, dudes are weird.
00:35:29.340 Let's go.
00:35:36.380 Let's go.
00:35:41.780 Let's get it, y'all.
00:35:51.720 Mario! 1.00
00:35:52.760 Fuck me! 1.00
00:35:53.460 He, hee. 1.00
00:36:04.140 Right.
00:36:06.500 Mario! 1.00
00:36:07.840 Fuck me! 1.00
00:36:09.320 I can't... 1.00
00:36:10.260 Fuck. 1.00
00:36:10.940 Mario! 1.00
00:36:11.800 Mm, fuck! 1.00
00:36:12.940 Voice cracking now. 1.00
00:36:13.780 Jump, you old bitch! 1.00
00:36:19.660 You old saggy bitch! 1.00
00:36:21.380 Jump! 1.00
00:36:26.840 You old fart! 0.99
00:36:28.640 All right, I'm gonna stop. 0.99
00:36:30.680 I'm gonna stop, I'm gonna stop, I'm gonna stop.
00:36:32.480 Come on.
00:36:40.660 End it, Mario! 0.67
00:36:41.640 Mario! 1.00
00:36:42.620 Fuck me! 1.00
00:36:43.420 Yo, end it, bitch! 1.00
00:36:44.760 End it! 1.00
00:36:45.620 Oh, please just end the game on the old fuck. 1.00
00:36:48.140 End it! 1.00
00:36:50.220 Mario!
00:36:52.140 Let's go, chat!
00:36:53.900 Everyone, spin it, I'll be over to chat.
00:36:55.380 Up top, can't drop down.
00:36:59.620 We told her dogs don't look around, it's just us now.
00:37:03.140 Got a plane, Jane costs more than a bus down. 0.75